Feminist Professor Found Guilty of Pervasive, 3-Year Sexual Harassment of Male Graduate Student; <br>Other Feminists Defended Her and, Get This, <i>Blamed the Victim</i>

Feminist Professor Found Guilty of Pervasive, 3-Year Sexual Harassment of Male Graduate Student;
Other Feminists Defended Her and, Get This, Blamed the Victim

,If any of this surprises you, you haven't been paying attention.

The case seems like a familiar story turned on its head: Avital Ronell, a world-renowned female professor of German and Comparative Literature at New York University, was found responsible for sexually harassing a male former graduate student, Nimrod Reitman.
An 11-month Title IX investigation found Professor Ronell, described by a colleague as "one of the very few philosopher-stars of this world," responsible for sexual harassment, both physical and verbal, to the extent that her behavior was "sufficiently pervasive to alter the terms and conditions of Mr. Reitman's learning environment." The university has suspended Professor Ronell for the coming academic year.
In the Title IX final report, excerpts of which were obtained by The New York Times, Mr. Reitman said that she had sexually harassed him for three years, and shared dozens of emails in which she referred to him as "my most adored one," "Sweet cuddly Baby," "cock-er spaniel," and "my astounding and beautiful Nimrod."
Coming in the middle of the #MeToo movement's reckoning over sexual misconduct, it raised a challenge for feminists -- how to respond when one of their own behaved badly. And the response has roiled a corner of academia.
Soon after the university made its final, confidential determination this spring, a group of scholars from around the world, including prominent feminists, sent a letter to N.Y.U. in defense of Professor Ronell. Judith Butler, the author of the book "Gender Trouble" and one of the most influential feminist scholars today, was first on the list.
"Although we have no access to the confidential dossier, we have all worked for many years in close proximity to Professor Ronell," the professors wrote in a draft letter posted on a philosophy blog in June. "We have all seen her relationship with students, and some of us know the individual who has waged this malicious campaign against her."
Critics saw the letter, with its focus on the potential damage to Professor Ronell's reputation and the force of her personality, as echoing past defenses of powerful men.

Only critics saw the letter in that way?

Is there another way to see it?

"We testify to the grace, the keen wit, and the intellectual commitment of Professor Ronell and ask that she be accorded the dignity rightly deserved by someone of her international standing and reputation," the professors wrote.
Mr. Reitman, who is now 34 and is a visiting fellow at Harvard, says that Professor Ronell kissed and touched him repeatedly, slept in his bed with him, required him to lie in her bed, held his hand, texted, emailed and called him constantly, and refused to work with him if he did not reciprocate. Mr. Reitman is gay and is now married to a man; Professor Ronell is a lesbian.

All right, I didn't see that coming, but in retrospect, of course I should have.

...
Two years after graduating from N.Y.U. with a Ph.D., Mr. Reitman filed a Title IX complaint against his former adviser, alleging sexual harassment, sexual assault, stalking and retaliation. In May, the university found Professor Ronell responsible for sexual harassment and cleared her of the other allegations.
Mr. Reitman's lawyer, Donald Kravet, said he and his client have drafted a lawsuit against N.Y.U. and Professor Ronell and are now considering their options.
;...
The problems began, according to Mr. Reitman, in the spring of 2012, before he officially started school. Professor Ronell invited him to stay with her in Paris for a few days. The day he arrived, she asked him to read poetry to her in her bedroom while she took an afternoon nap, he said.

Totally collegial behavior. I ask work-friends to read me poetry while I nap in my budoir in my Parisian pied-a-terre all the time.

Doesn't mean anything.

"That was already a red flag to me," said Mr. Reitman. "But I also thought, O.K., you're here. Better not make a scene."
Then, he said, she pulled him into her bed.
"She put my hands onto her breasts, and was pressing herself -- her buttocks --onto my crotch," he said. "She was kissing me, kissing my hands, kissing my torso."
...
When he got to New York, the behavior continued, he said, when after Hurricane Sandy in October 2012, Professor Ronell showed up at his apartment because her power had gone out. He said that, despite his objections, she convinced him that they could both sleep in his bed together. Once there, she groped and kissed him each night for nearly a week, he said.

And feminists, who are supposedly opposed to harassment, defended this woman and attacked the man she was harassing.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:41 PM

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1 St

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2018 01:40 PM (/0IRq)

2 Not working at work much today.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2018 01:41 PM (/0IRq)

3 After reading about this, I think Western Civilization is doomed.

Really, no foolin'.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 15, 2018 01:41 PM (vcOmj)

4 His parents set him up for a lifetime of harassment by naming him Nimrod.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2018 01:42 PM (/0IRq)

5 Rules for thee, but not for me!

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:42 PM (c+2jX)

6 Nimrod?
Really?
The nimrod's name is Nimrod?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2018 01:42 PM (8iiMU)

7 'Judith Butler, the author of the book "Gender Trouble" and one of the most influential feminist scholars today, was first on the list."

I've met Judith Butler.

OMG.

She is, without a doubt, in the Top Five for "Most toxic, evil human who ever lived."

Google her for details.

In person, she's even worse.

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:43 PM (c+2jX)

8 >>Professor Ronell invited him to stay with her in Paris for a few days. The day he arrived, she asked him to read poetry to her in her bedroom while she took an afternoon nap, he said.

You're trying to seduce me, Mrs. Ronell...

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:44 PM (kT7UC)

9 Found her picture - I understand the gentleman's reluctance now.

Posted by: Jim H at August 15, 2018 01:44 PM (Hb/ve)

10 Dey hear me hammin', dey hatin', dey listen'n

Try'n to catch me transmittin' dirty

If you havin spy problems I feel bad for you Drumpf

I got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one

Straight outta Langley, Imma deep state wigga

I'm Ham Nellie, yes I'm the real Ham Nellie

All you other Ham Nellies just imitatin'

So won't the real Ham Nellie

Please stand up, please stand up

*drops the mic*

Posted by: Nellie Ohr's Ham Radio Rap Transmissions at August 15, 2018 01:44 PM (DuAZ5)

11 Throw the poetry book at her!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Here We Go Again Critic ... at August 15, 2018 01:44 PM (AoK0a)

12 Welll?????

Is she hot?

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2018 01:44 PM (NLLmE)

13 " Mr. Reitman is gay and is now married to a man; Professor Ronell is a lesbian."

I think we can agree everyone wins here.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 01:44 PM (yMSBV)

14 >>Once there, she groped and kissed him each night for nearly a week, he said.

A week? He must have hated it.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:45 PM (kT7UC)

15 Chicks dig nimrods.

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2018 01:45 PM (NLLmE)

16 Mr. Reitman is gay and is now married to a man; Professor Ronell is a lesbian.

But of course.

We really need to get rid of the humanities. Read literature on your own. The only departments worth a damn are in STEM. The rest are a waste of space and money.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 01:45 PM (5tT0F)

17 HOW DARE HE USE TITLE IX!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 01:45 PM (W+vEI)

18 top 20

now to go read the book.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 15, 2018 01:45 PM (8D42x)

19 Fen's Law Explains All

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 01:46 PM (yQpMk)

20 4 His parents set him up for a lifetime of harassment by naming him Nimrod.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2018 01:42 PM (/0IRq)

Junior high must have been a torment for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 01:46 PM (5tT0F)

21

Mr. Reitman is gay and is now married to a man; Professor Ronell is a lesbian.

It's all secks all the time for this crowd, isn't it?

Are there any normal people left in academia anymore?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 01:46 PM (HaL55)

22 This story confuses me...

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 01:46 PM (LiyEm)

23 Mr. Reitman, who is now 34 and is a visiting fellow at Harvard, says that Professor Ronell kissed and touched him repeatedly, slept in his bed with him, required him to lie in her bed, held his hand, texted, emailed and called him constantly, and refused to work with him if he did not reciprocate. Mr. Reitman is gay and is now married to a man; Professor Ronell is a lesbian.

Which brings us back to the left-wing hierarchy of victimization. Does a lesbian female trump a gay male even when the lesbian is in a position of power? What's the lefty calculus here?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

24 >>"She put my hands onto her breasts, and was pressing herself -- her buttocks --onto my crotch," he said. "She was kissing me, kissing my hands, kissing my torso."

If you were to believe the stories, this happens to Bander anytime he stops to get coffee.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:46 PM (kT7UC)

25 >> Chicks dig nimrods.

The girthy ones, at least.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:47 PM (kT7UC)

26 So who's gonna bake them a cake?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2018 01:47 PM (/0IRq)

27 I will wait for Alyssa Milano's insightful words of wisdom on this topic before commenting.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 01:47 PM (r9UYA)

28 Dear Penthouse, you won't believe...

Posted by: Don Q., Alone Again, Naturally... at August 15, 2018 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

29

What's this?
Tim Pawlenty ran for governor again?
He was defeated by Jeff George??

Posted by: Soothi at August 15, 2018 01:47 PM (HWL85)

30 Does he get to wear a mattress on his back?

Posted by: Chuck Norris at August 15, 2018 01:47 PM (vbJig)

31 9 Found her picture - I understand the gentleman's reluctance now.
Posted by: Jim H at August 15, 2018 01:44 PM (Hb/ve)

Yup.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 01:47 PM (jLChk)

32 This kind of story makes me crazy. I am the mother of 2 young college men. I warn them over and over and over about this kind of thing. IN THIS DAY AND AGE - IF YOU'RE A MALE, YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY THE HARASSER. End of story. Never be alone with a woman you're not dating, and in a trusting relationship. The #metoo movement is toxic to men and it scares the hell out of me.

Posted by: beckylurksalot at August 15, 2018 01:47 PM (kj0P/)

33 We really need to get rid of the humanities. Read literature on your own. The only departments worth a damn are in STEM. The rest are a waste of space and money.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Most people have little interest or aptitude for STEM, so really, let's close down most of the universities, and have people gather around campfires for warmth.

That works.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 15, 2018 01:47 PM (vcOmj)

34 I'm just shocked that a world-renowned female professor of German and Comparative Literature at New York University would be harassing a guy.

I would have figured that didn't swing that way.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

35 Succubus?

Posted by: Archer at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (gmo/4)

36 If he wasn't a faygelah, he'd probably be the one up on charges.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (NWiLs)

37 6 Nimrod?
Really?
The nimrod's name is Nimrod?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Well, in the 18th century, it was considered a completely normal Biblical-based name. Lots of people named their kids Nimrod.

BUT THEN, starting in the early 19th century, it went out of fashion in the new cities, and only bumpkins out in the sticks still called their sons "Nimrod" any more.

So it arose that eventually, if anyone was still named "Nimrod," you knew for a fa t that he was a country bumpkin who came to the big city looking for work , or whatever. After a while, it became a jocular insult to call someone "Nimrod," because it meant "uneducated hick."

And that's how the name transitioned into becoming an insult.

Linguistics: The fun side of history!

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (c+2jX)

38 Let's all take a nap while Muldoon posts limericks on the thread.

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (EzdLW)

39 28 Dear ~~Penthouse~~ Muffin World, you won't believe...

fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (NmR1a)

40 German Lit Prof?

He's lucky she didn't leave him a Cleveland Steamer each morning.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (kT7UC)

41 I do not think the word lesbian means what she thinks it does.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (/tuJf)

42 Nimrod Reitman.

I am so jealous right now.

Posted by: Long Dong Silver at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (YiSMO)

43 fa = fact

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (c+2jX)

44 Teachers having sex with students.

the fuck you say?

only on days ending in Y lately

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (FZYNt)

45 I had to climb out of The Barrell for this.

"Nimrod Reitman"?

Are you sure this wasn't something from The Onion?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (vbJig)

46 Maybe she should appeal to the NY Times and get them to write a defense for her, saying since non whites can't be guilty of racism because of intersectionality, then of course a woman can't be guilty of sexual harassment along those same lines, unless it is against another woman or she is a Republican of course.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (Ojki1)

47
Hey.... I thought we werent examining double standards around here any more.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

48 I'm not getting how she was able to "force" him to be involved in any of that. Does one prof have that much power?
He should have recorded her ... hints from Heloise/Omarosa.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (bT8Z4)

49 Why did I resign?
I coulda gotten these stupid feminists to excuse me with some focused funding to college Women's Studies programs....

Posted by: Al Franken at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (W+vEI)

50 That thar be onna them emotionally unstable women, who just happen to be rare as hens teeth or frogs with pubic bushes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (rXkis)

51 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Avital_Ronell_egs.jpg

Yeah, uh, no.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (yQpMk)

52

What's the lefty calculus here?

Mathematics is a tool of the white patriarchy, a social construct designed to keep the minorities down.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (HaL55)

53 I gotta agree with the kid. She's a definite zero on the binary scale.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)

54 'Judith Butler, the author of the book "Gender Trouble" and one of the most influential feminist scholars today, was first on the list."

I've met Judith Butler.

OMG.

She is, without a doubt, in the Top Five for "Most toxic, evil human who ever lived."

Google her for details.

In person, she's even worse.
Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:43 PM (c+2jX)

The hell you say.

I say again: blitz the humanities departments - all of them - and put the resources into STEM. The humanities and the social science departments are now essentially worthless.

And, for the record, my college minor was in literature.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (5tT0F)

55 Welll?????

Is she hot?
Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2018 01:44 PM (NLLmE)

She's hot, in the way that Imogene Coca was hot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (Mouru)

56 47
Hey.... I thought we werent examining double standards around here any more.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

That would be RAAAAACIST!!!! And sexist and homophobic, in this particular case.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (NWiLs)

57 Mr. Reitman is gay and is now married to a man; Professor Ronell is a lesbian.

As COL Schlicter said: they were both doing it wrong.

Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (weV3+)

58 I still consider myself a feminist, no matter how much that label gets trod in the mud and desecrated by the current wave of wymyn warriors.

Those sad excuses for females do not want equality between the sexes, which is my definition. They want female superiority, a two tiered system where women are the default victors. Which to me is abhorrent. This win-at-all-costs mentality makes them utter #metoo hypocrites. Typical.

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (hvf9s)

59 Which brings us back to the left-wing hierarchy of victimization. Does a lesbian female trump a gay male even when the lesbian is in a position of power? What's the lefty calculus here?
Posted by: joncelli,

Whoever's position hurts The Cause the most is wrong. The prof wins.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (1jWCo)

60 Liberalism is a brain defect where a lobe in the brain fails to develop past 4 to 7 years of age. As a result, the fail to claim personal responsibility for anything and rampant temper tantrums are the norm.

Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (F4u7C)

61 OK lady, you have exactly one week to remove your hand from my crotch!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (/0IRq)

62 Headline should be: "Really shitty lesbian continues to hit on really shitty queer dude".

Posted by: Roy at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (s0mEx)

63 When I think of Nimrod I always think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUgoBb8m1eE

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (hvf9s)

64 If you were to believe the stories, this happens to Bander anytime he stops to get coffee.
Posted by: garrett

Well, he is simply irresistible.

There's a whole song about him. He's so vain, too.
And that's another one.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (vcOmj)

65 Found her picture - I understand the gentleman's reluctance now.
Posted by: Jim H at August 15, 2018 01:44 PM (Hb/ve)

Yup.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 01:47 PM (jLChk)

Concur. She's a Zero.

And you bet your ass I stopped and Googled her as soon as I got that far in the story.

The ENTIRE THING hinges on if she's a Zero or a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (fiGNd)

66 >>you have exactly one week to remove your hand from my crotch!

But, first...

Posted by: Mel Gibson at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (kT7UC)

67
Welll?????

Is she hot?

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2018 01:44 PM (NLLmE)

12 comments to get to this. 12!

Morons aren't what they used to be.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (r8yBI)

68 48 I'm not getting how she was able to "force" him to be involved in any of that. Does one prof have that much power?

He should have recorded her ... hints from Heloise/ Omarosa.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (bT8Z4)

I'm not getting why a dyke would be hitting on a fruit. They're apparently even more confused than I am.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (5tT0F)

69 I'm in sales.

ever deal with a member of the education employment?

they are an expert on everything. they always know more about the product you represent than you do.

so it amuses me that the educators or our society (both male and female) can't keep their hormones in check and avoid bedding their students.

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (FZYNt)

70 Language is so mutable. Yesterday, "she got Weinsteined" would've meant something completely different.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (+y/Ru)

71 Her picture is featured in a definition of ugly.

My word.

I thought Nimrod was a mighty hunter ? He likes hot dogs.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (M+Lyo)

72 Fritz victimizing Fritz? Doesn't break my heart.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (fA1SL)

73 Who names their kid Nimrod? The rest of it...ridiculous.

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (oiNtH)

74 I had a college professor who was a 60's burnout. She would show up at parties and events. Smoke the cheeba, five a BK here and there. I was never tempted. She was icky.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (yMSBV)

75 OK, let's image search for Avital Ronell:

https://tinyurl.com/ybq6ycc7

My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (kqsXK)

76 wow....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (0O7c5)

77 >>Found her picture - I understand the gentleman's reluctance now.

You are saying the Gentleman was justified in his lack of relish?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (kT7UC)

78 I'm not getting how she was able to "force" him to be involved in any of that.

He was scared stiff.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (yQpMk)

79 I'm not getting how she was able to "force" him to be involved in any of that.

They were married?

Posted by: thence nada at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (YiSMO)

80
The New York Times, Mr. Reitman said that she had sexually harassed him for three years, and shared dozens of emails in which she referred to him as "my most adored one," "Sweet cuddly Baby," "cock-er spaniel," and "my astounding and beautiful Nimrod."

You'd think one of the very few philosopher stars of this world could come up with someting better than cock-er spaniel

Posted by: Joey at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (10vO4)

81 >>> Mr. Reitman is gay and is now married to a man; Professor Ronell is a lesbian. As COL Schlicter said: they were both doing it wrong. Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 01:50 PM (weV3+)

Genderfluid? Pansexual? Bicurious? I can't keep the proper terms straight.

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (hvf9s)

82 So you've got this Genius Dyke who wanted some nookie from this Harvard Queer and the Genius Dyke's best buddies are now screaming because She's So Brilliant and it really doesn't matter whether she coerced the Harvard Queer into bed.

Oh god. Sherman, set the wayback machine for 1988. You could not get an author to write something like this as anything but farce. And even then it'd never get published because too absurd.

Do we nuke the universities first before we cancel college loans, or do we kill the college loan programs before we nuke the universities. Decisions, decisions...

Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (qJnxa)

83 She has sort of a sex kitten Ruth Buzzi vibe going on.

https://tinyurl.com/ybj8y7hc

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (Mouru)

84 Supposedly this Nimrod guy was very much a follower of the Prof, she was his teacher and thus held power over whether he would get his PhD or whatever.

Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM (weV3+)

85 51 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Avital_Ronell_egs.jpg

Yeah, uh, no.
Posted by: Grump928(c)

Yikes!

I surprised "it" even has any kind of sexual orientation or drive.

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM (c+2jX)

86 yeah, after reading the excerpt, I got nothing. I can't even begin to unpack all the things wrong with the principal actors in this story.

I hope my boy goes into the military when the time comes. college is a waste.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM (8D42x)

87 You know those stories you hear about really attractive teachers coming on to their students?

This isn't one of those times.

UG

LY

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM (PFy0L)

88 fa = fact
Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM

fa = a long long way to run

Posted by: Miss Julie Andrews at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM (EzdLW)

89 >>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Avital_Ronell_egs.jpg

Yeah, uh, no.

I think we've located Rep. Rosa de Lauro's long lost sister...

Posted by: Al Franken at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM (W+vEI)

90 Nimrod Reitman? I recruited that kid's older brother, Dipshit Reitman. Quarterback. Big, white, and slow. Arm like a cannon though. Proved it by overthrowing his receivers all the time.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenbergerr at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM (xFkiy)

91 Well
Is she hawt?

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM (EGSGm)

92 Coming in the middle of the #MeToo movement. Heh. Heh.

Posted by: beavis at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM (Evws/)

93 After all of this I have come to the conclusion that

He talks like a fag and his shit's all fucked up.

Posted by: Avatel Ronell at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM (bz98L)

94 Not her. Again?

Posted by: The Ugly Stick at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (s0mEx)

95 so it amuses me that the educators or our society (both male and female) can't keep their hormones in check and avoid bedding their students.

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (FZYNt)

I could never figure out why someone would get a business or economics degree from a College.

Wouldn't it be taught by those who were not good enough, or smart enough, to make REAL money in the business world?

Posted by: Don Q., Alone Again, Naturally... at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (NgKpN)

96 And that's how the name transitioned into becoming an insult.

I believe that is innacurate.

Bugs Bunny called Elmer Fudd "Nimrod" (the hunter) and the connotation came into popular imagination.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (fuK7c)

97 So, a 66-year-old professor is going after a 34-year-old student?

Yeah. Like you have a shot, Grandma.

Posted by: June December at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (vbJig)

98 Most people have little interest or aptitude for STEM, so really, let's close down most of the universities, and have people gather around campfires for warmth.

That works.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 15, 2018 01:47 PM (vcOmj)

CalTech and MIT show the way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (5tT0F)

99 In person, she's even worse.

Posted by: zombie

I did. OMG. These people live among us.

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (oiNtH)

100 So called feminists have always been a bunch of far-left communist shits who really did not give a shit about what they were preaching. They defended serial rapist Bill Clinton. That in itself showed where their sentiments lie.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (mpXpK)

101 five a BK here and there

I have no idea if this is a thing or a type or what.

Oh well, guess I will just google it. What is the wors that could happen?

Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (weV3+)

102 Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing popcorn.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (9chmE)

103
Nimrod is a fine, if antiquated, name, "a mighty hunter before the Lord." Also the tag for the most beautiful of Elgar's Enigma Variations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (r8yBI)

104 I think it's romantic.

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (NLLmE)

105 >>Supposedly this Nimrod guy was very much a follower of the Prof, she was his teacher and thus held power over

Yeah, we need to stop with the 'Holding Power' bullshit.

That's chick talk.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (kT7UC)

106 "She put my hands onto her breasts, and was pressing herself -- her
buttocks --onto my crotch," he said. "She was kissing me, kissing my
hands, kissing my torso."

That position is not possible. Can't spoon and have your torso kissed.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (q1VoB)

107 Avital?

Nimrod?

Hmm.

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (953wK)

108 UG

LY
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM (PFy0L)

She ain't got no alibi

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (AURKQ)

109 32 And sadly even then it might be important to know if the state you are in is a one party consent in terms of recording one and acting accordingly.

Yes that is a bit paranoid but when the consequences of someone deciding to hurt someone else over their own hurt feelings is so great it doesn't make it crazy unfortunately.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (Ojki1)

110 >>She has sort of a sex kitten Ruth Buzzi vibe going on.

We gotta get you a woman

Posted by: Todd Rundgren at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (/tuJf)

111 So, a 66-year-old professor is going after a 34-year-old student?

Yeah. Like you have a shot, Grandma.

Posted by: June December at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (vbJig)

It's not so bad if you can stand all the dust.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (Mouru)

112
What's the lefty calculus here?

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f(x) = g(x)^2 + o(x)^3

x= outrage
g= birth gender
o= orientation

Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

113 Problem is ... she's out-kicking her coverage.

She's a Zero to me ... but she's not going to be a Zero to alot of guys over 55.

Hence the problem ... she's throwing that Seasoned Gash at dudes in their 20s. That's not gonna' work.

To paraphrase the Warrior Poet Clint Eastwood, "A Cougar's got to know her limitations."

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (fiGNd)

114 Willowed comment from the last thread:

476 Hikaru: hopefully your mother, whatever her race, raised you to speak politely to people and avoid being one of those loudmouthed boors.

Unfortunately for me I've spent thirty plus fucking years in the damn oilfield and it's had an effect on me. I once told an asian acquaintance out in California that back-in-the-old-days we didn't curse that much down here and he didn't believe me. Suggested something about how we were in the plantation class or something like that.

(One Grandfather was a food broker and banker. The other ran a repair shop for the Panama Canal Company. My dad would tag along on his purchasing trips sometimes, where he'd go out to talk to dirt poor farmers and sharecroppers of both races who would go out and work in the fields in patched up, trying-to-be-respectable, suit and tie. At one of Dad's businesses he had a print hanging on the wall of Howard Hughes Senior testing out the first rotary drill bit, where the roughnecks and tool pushers were wearing button-up shirts and ties.)

But you can't tell people the past was a different country than they think, because Raciss...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (N3bcs)

115 >>>All right, I didn't see that coming, but in retrospect, of course I should have.

a picture would have spoken a thousand words

Posted by: x at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (nFwvY)

116 This is what you get at NYU for the Huge dollars you pay. Sex with a professor whose a lesbian.

Not bad. I don't know any other university offering this.

Bonus. His student loans financed that behavior. Taxpayer money hard at work.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (yMSBV)

117 What's in a name?

Posted by: Nimrod Mudd at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (NLLmE)

118 @16

They are not merely wastes of time and money.

A more wretched hive of scum and villainy you will not find anywhere except a James Gunn cosplay party.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (mv+Oj)

119 That position is not possible. Can't spoon and have your torso kissed.

What if she is a lizard?

Posted by: Roy at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (s0mEx)

120 OK....

But who wins on the Intersectional Ladder of Victimhood?

Posted by: Don Q., Alone Again, Naturally... at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (NgKpN)

121 You are saying the Gentleman was justified in his lack of relish?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (kT7UC)

I guess some relish would make it taste a bit better.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (zCyNd)

122 Liberalism is a brain defect where a lobe in the brain fails to develop past 4 to 7 years of age. As a result, the fail to claim personal responsibility for anything and rampant temper tantrums are the norm.
Posted by: Sponge

Honestly, it's unfair to call it liberalism.

It is militant Leftist intent on deconstructing Western Civilization. Every accepted paradigm of human behavior has to be utterly destroyed, every traditional institution has to be made to conform to the Leftist Revolution.

Antifa is just another gang of pseudo storm troopers out to wage street thuggery in the name of wrecking Western Civ. They'be been revved up by the likes of this bitch Judith Butler and the other bitch Ronell.

In a more just but harsh society, these people would be put in prison or executed. As it is, we have an unjust marshmellow society which tolerates a lot of this BS under Title IX. But when they are finished, we will live in a harsh Leftist dystopia of cruel social oppression.

Time is running out.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (vcOmj)

123 Fen's Law is once again proven.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 01:56 PM (hLRSq)

124 UGLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=Owg8cDOR7pY

Posted by: FiSHBONE at August 15, 2018 01:56 PM (kT7UC)

125

I think we've located Rep. Rosa de Lauro's long lost sister...

Exidor lives!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 01:56 PM (HaL55)

126
Oh, they're just cuddling nekkid. Nothing to see here. Happens all the time. What's wrong with you people. He likes guys. She likes girls. She just occasionally likes to back up to a 'package.'

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at August 15, 2018 01:56 PM (rXie1)

127 121 You are saying the Gentleman was justified in his lack of relish?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (kT7UC)

I guess some relish would make it taste a bit better.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (zCyNd)

Word is they use salad dressing for that.

Posted by: Roy at August 15, 2018 01:56 PM (s0mEx)

128 You'd think one of the very few philosopher stars of this world could come up with someting better than cock-er spaniel
Posted by: Joey at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (10vO4)

She called him a dog? Racist!

Posted by: KAJ at August 15, 2018 01:56 PM (y8Foj)

129 68 48 I'm not getting how she was able to "force" him to be involved in any of that. Does one prof have that much power?

He should have recorded her ... hints from Heloise/ Omarosa.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2018 01:49 PM (bT8Z4)

I'm not getting why a dyke would be hitting on a fruit. They're apparently even more confused than I am.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I suppose they're both "genderfluid."

In medical terms, "genderfluid" is the yellow-green goop that drips from your genitals when you have gonorrhea.

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:56 PM (c+2jX)

130 77 >>Found her picture - I understand the gentleman's reluctance now.

You are saying the Gentleman was justified in his lack of relish?
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (kT7UC)

It's probably what turned him queer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 01:56 PM (5tT0F)

131 That position is not possible. Can't spoon and have your torso kissed.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

only if you're 5'3"

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at August 15, 2018 01:56 PM (FZYNt)

132 I surprised "it" even has any kind of sexual orientation or drive.

Looks like a brown Q-tip.

Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (qJnxa)

133 But who wins on the Intersectional Ladder of Victimhood?

Posted by: Don Q., Alone Again, Naturally... at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (NgKpN)

It's tricky, because it's actually the Intersectional Chutes and Ladders of Victimhood.

Posted by: Mid-day Miklos at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (zCyNd)

134
no way in hell Im looking up "five a BK" in the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

135 "five a BK here and there "

Should say "give a BJ".

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (yMSBV)

136 oh gawd, that would be like having sex with the Grand Nagus.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (k1TUh)

137 Meh. Still better looking than Whoopie Goldberg. Not an endorsement but still not horrible.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (rXkis)

138 Nimrod is the name of a famous biblical character from the Old Testament and a descendent of Noah. There are no "Nimrods" in this event.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (mpXpK)

139 So, a 66-year-old professor is going after a 34-year-old student?

Posted by: June December at August 15, 2018 01:54 PM (vbJig)

She's 66 ? No shit.

See ... she could be slaying the Over-60 bracket. She'd be a One in that category.

Sad. Just sad.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (fiGNd)

140 >>
So, a 66-year-old professor is going after a 34-year-old student?

Yeah. Like you have a shot, Grandma.

Maybe she slipped him a hard candy.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (r9UYA)

141 Do an image search of this cvnt.

Wow.

That's the type of face where you know you're bringing a gun to class at some point if you're unfortunate enough to get locked into the course.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (4ErVI)

142 The SJW lesbian professor and student queer aspect screams bullshit , waste of time , personal mental illness all the way around. This is the 'normal' world the Left would get if they had their way .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (shMPn)

143 135 "five a BK here and there "

Should say "give a BJ".
Posted by: Marcus T

I'm on it

Posted by: Madonna at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (FZYNt)

144 >>Mr. Reitman is gay and is now married to a man; Professor Ronell is a lesbian. As COL Schlicter said: they were both doing it wrong.

*ahem*

At what point did we drop the premise that sexual harassment is not about sex, but about power?

She was asserting power over him by forcing him to do something he did not want. She was not attracted to him, she was attracted to the power of making a gay man engage in intimate/sexual activity with a woman.

**This is what I learned in a Women's Studies course in college, and again in mandator corporate sexual harassment awareness seminars

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (W+vEI)

145 >Once there, she groped and kissed him each night for nearly a week, he said.

All due respect to Nimrod, but this sounds a lot like the guy who wasn't in the woods for the hunting and kept getting raped by a bear.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (ZGrMX)

146 She has sort of a sex kitten Ruth Buzzi vibe going on.

https://tinyurl.com/ybj8y7hc

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (Mouru)

those words DO NOT go in the same sentence, EVER!!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (8D42x)

147 You won't like the new rules.

KS

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (/Dd+E)

148 >>It's probably what turned him queer.

Kind of put me off my feed too.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (/tuJf)

149 FREE HUGS!!!!!

AND FROTTAGE!!!!

Posted by: attractive NYU prof at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (zCyNd)

150 I am really coming to the conclusion that Western Civilization's Thousand-Year Experiment With Institutions of Hgher Education has come to a close and it's time to get rid of the things.

Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (qJnxa)

151 The whole story reads like a parody. The correct university discipline would be to feed both Nimrod and Grandma Death into a wood chipper. They can't even get being gay right.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (vnU/k)

152 this covers a lot of my favorite things:

1. feminism is not an academic pursuit.
2. feminism is also worthless as most people and women don't identify as feminist.
3. feminism is now basically 4th wave cultural marxism with advanced anti-americanism
4. never believe liberals when they are being sanctimonious
5. feminist professors and their students are probably all bad people.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (GoLZO)

153 131 That position is not possible. Can't spoon and have your torso kissed.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

only if you're 5'3"
__________________________________________

And suffer from severe spina bifada.

Posted by: Zombie Stephen Hawking at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (vbJig)

154 How Nimrod go from 'mighty hunter' to 'inept one'? People want to know.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (2LelM)

155 You are saying the Gentleman was justified in his lack of relish?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (kT7UC)

He told her he just wanted to ketchup on his classroom assignments and he couldn't cut the mustard with a cute tomato like that. She got totally cheesed and the atmosphere in the room becaome quite chili.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (Mouru)

156 left on left lawfair. Popcorn time. They deserve each other, Good and hard.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (0OmEj)

157 She'd be a hit in The Villages.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (r9UYA)

158 >>At what point did we drop the premise that sexual harassment is not about sex, but about power?

By "we" I mean the feminists defending this beyotch.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 01:59 PM (W+vEI)

159 Leave it to two lefties, a lesbian and a gay man, to end up in a sex harassment lawsuit. With each other.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 15, 2018 01:59 PM (vXMB2)

160 You'd think one of the very few philosopher stars of this world could come up with someting better than cock-er spaniel
Posted by: Joey at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (10vO4)

Wang Chung?
Rod from God?
Manichaean Meat Missile?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

161 hose words DO NOT go in the same sentence, EVER!!!!

Fabuloso will get your lunch off the floor and leave it smelling right nice.

Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 01:59 PM (qJnxa)

162 Hence the problem ... she's throwing that Seasoned Gash at dudes in their 20s. That's not gonna' work.

To paraphrase the Warrior Poet Clint Eastwood, "A Cougar's got to know her limitations."
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (fiGNd)

Doesn't also help that she looks like a 60 year old Lydia from Beetlejuice after being rode hard and put away wet

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 15, 2018 01:59 PM (+087i)

163 OK....

But who wins on the Intersectional Ladder of Victimhood?

Posted by: Don Q., Alone Again, Naturally... at August 15, 2018 01:55 PM (NgKpN)

He's still a White Dude. The Queer part just gets him one rung above grade level.

Advantage - Cock Curious Old Lesbian

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 01:59 PM (fiGNd)

164 Maybe she slipped him a hard candy.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (r9UYA)
______________________________________

Or that ribbon candy that sits in a dish in her coffee table?

Laced with LSD?

Posted by: Keith Richards at August 15, 2018 02:00 PM (vbJig)

165
The Great and Powerful Oz has nothing over the astounding and beautiful Nimrod.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 02:00 PM (IqV8l)

166 23 Mr. Reitman, who is now 34 and is a visiting fellow at Harvard, says that Professor Ronell kissed and touched him repeatedly, slept in his bed with him, required him to lie in her bed, held his hand, texted, emailed and called him constantly, and refused to work with him if he did not reciprocate. Mr. Reitman is gay and is now married to a man; Professor Ronell is a lesbian.

Which brings us back to the left-wing hierarchy of victimization. Does a lesbian female trump a gay male even when the lesbian is in a position of power? What's the lefty calculus here?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

Yeah, I'm not getting the "power dynamic" here at all.

What is a "lesbian" accomplishing by molesting a gay man?

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 02:00 PM (UnA8+)

167 Old ugly LESBIAN scholar sexually assaults and harasses a GAY young graduate student. Creepy and weird. And she isn't a lesbian except when promoting her crappy scholarship and thought he wasn't gay either for the same reason. What a fraud.

Posted by: Lester at August 15, 2018 02:00 PM (LfJIn)

168 only if you're 5'3"

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at August 15, 2018 01:56 PM (FZYNt)

---
shit.

i'm only five foot one.

Posted by: Iggy Pop at August 15, 2018 02:00 PM (/Dd+E)

169 You are saying the Gentleman was justified in his lack of relish?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 01:52 PM (kT7UC)

He told her he just wanted to ketchup on his classroom assignments and he couldn't cut the mustard with a cute tomato like that. She got totally cheesed and the atmosphere in the room becaome quite chili.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 01:58 PM (Mouru)

----

youre such a dill rod.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2018 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

170 That position is not possible. Can't spoon and have your torso kissed.

What if she is a lizard?

Judging from the photo. it not beyond the range of possibilities.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 02:00 PM (yQpMk)

171 >>That position is not possible. Can't spoon and have your torso kissed.

It was his Chest.

19th century humpback. Got it 'picking' his way through Vermont with his Academic Advisor, Reiken.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (kT7UC)

172 Yeah. Like you have a shot, Grandma.

Maybe she slipped him a hard candy.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (r9UYA)

Never underestimate the seductive power of a slightly lint-covered butterscotch.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

173
Wait.

Iggy Pop *is* AtC ???????

How cool is that??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

174 According to the lawsuit, the queer guy wants cash damages AND she has to bake him a cake.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (zCyNd)

175 Is she hot?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (dNzKv)

176 88 fa = fact
Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM

fa = a long long way to run

Posted by: Miss Julie Andrews

Touché!

I used to be really really confused by "a drink with jam and bread." What the hell was she even talking about? Took me decades to unpack the cultural references in that song.

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (c+2jX)

177 She's hot, in the way that Imogene Coca was hot.
Posted by: Cicero

Swapping spit with Imogene Coca would be like swapping spit with your grandma.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (wmrFg)

178 At what point did we drop the premise that sexual harassment is not about sex, but about power?

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oh right...

6. the definitions that non-science academic, cultural marxists come up with are all lies.

6a. non whites can, of course, be racist ... in fact a lot of them are worse than us.

6b. it is about sex.

6c. feminism denies the basic foundation of womanhood as it tries to mold women into mini-men.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (GoLZO)

179 Honestly I'm just going to sit back and root for injuries.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (yMSBV)

180 Never underestimate the seductive power of a slightly lint-covered butterscotch.
Posted by: Insomniac

they usually call me the hedgehog

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (FZYNt)

181 >>What is a "lesbian" accomplishing by molesting a gay man?

Exerting power over a man. Don't you think a feminist would get off on that?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

182 This is what I learned in a Women's Studies course in college, and again in mandator corporate sexual harassment awareness seminars
Posted by: Lizzy

Bullies Be Bullying ...

Posted by: Adriane the Here We Go Again Critic ... at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (AoK0a)

183 There once was a dyke from New Yawk

Whose TA was fond of his job.

She grinded his glans

With her big, manly hands

And said "just think of me as a cock!"

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

184 "Avital" apparently means "daughter of the morning dew."

Uh-huh.

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (953wK)

185 Never underestimate the seductive power of a slightly lint-covered butterscotch.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

And they say romance is dead.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (fiGNd)

186 and:

7. feminists are insane. but the venn diagram is basically liberals are insane and feminsits are a subset therein.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (GoLZO)

187 172 Yeah. Like you have a shot, Grandma.

Maybe she slipped him a hard candy.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (r9UYA)

Never underestimate the seductive power of a slightly lint-covered butterscotch.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

I'll bet she likes the kind of rough sex where some Hummel figurines get broken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (Mouru)

188 She's got the Gladys Kravitz vibe going for her.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (r9UYA)

189 I heard dude was gay too.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (r4BDA)

190 177 She's hot, in the way that Imogene Coca was hot.
Posted by: Cicero

Swapping spit with Imogene Coca would be like swapping spit with your grandma.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (wmrFg)

Well, considering they're both dead, yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

191 Could this be an elaborate scheme to make a buck suing the school?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (shMPn)

192 Doesn't this qualify as transitory gayness?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (2LelM)

193 175 Is she hot?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 02:01 PM (dNzKv)

No.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (+087i)

194 Nimrod?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (ptqGC)

195 Nimrod Reitman? I recruited that kid's older
brother, Dipshit Reitman. Quarterback. Big, white, and slow. Arm like a
cannon though. Proved it by overthrowing his receivers all the time.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenbergerr at August 15, 2018 01:53 PM

And what's with that player Tyrod Something-or-Other? Did mommy name his brother Control Arm?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (p+Wdc)

196 I heard dude was gay too.

Now.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

197 And that's how the name transitioned into becoming an insult.

Linguistics: The fun side of history!

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (c+2jX)

Thank you!
I thought a nimrod was a product of the bad angels mating with humans or something. It's an Old Testament story that I'm messing up, no doubt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (8iiMU)

198 I've always wondered if a lot of oversexed and jaded straight people with weird sexual proclivities eventually turn gay or lesbian because they've tried everything else.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (y8Foj)

199 These are the new rules.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (/tuJf)

200 I wonder which of the cobs has to read poetry to Ace.

Also who does the foot rub?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (4ErVI)

201 >>I'll bet she likes the kind of rough sex where some Hummel figurines get broken.

She uses Prep - H for a lubricant...

because there are no uni-taskers in the bedroom.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (kT7UC)

202 What happens to #MeToo when a feminist is accused?

Nothing, you stupid man!

Posted by: FROMNJ at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (sCjDS)

203 Time to revisit the Hegemony of the Phallus?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (DaDYr)

204

She'd be a hit in The Villages.

Really? What's her golf handicap?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (HaL55)

205 i'm only five foot one.
Posted by: Iggy Pop at August 15, 2018 02:00 PM (/Dd+E)

Braggart!

Posted by: Tom Criuse at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (T71PA)

206 rickb223
Are you saying you wouldn t dive that muff?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (rXkis)

207 Doesn't this qualify as transitory gayness?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (2LelM)

I think the correct word is "situational."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (Mouru)

208 >>Is she hot?

Is Rep. Rosa de Lauro hot?
There's your answer.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (W+vEI)

209 What is a "lesbian" accomplishing by molesting a gay man?
Posted by: Hikaru

Misses a ride on the pony?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (wmrFg)

210 When he got to New York, the behavior continued, he said, when after Hurricane Sandy in October 2012, Professor Ronell showed up at his apartment because her power had gone out. He said that, despite his objections, she convinced him that they could both sleep in his bed together. Once there, she groped and kissed him each night for nearly a week, he said.

A week eh? I wonder if somewhere along there the words "Stop! Don't!!!" became "Don't stop!!!"

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (0tfLf)

211 Here. Smell my finger.

It smells like. . . butterscotch.

Posted by: Professor Ronell, Whipering Pines Retirement Home at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (vbJig)

212 he got Munsoned

Posted by: x at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (nFwvY)

213 It's all so...so...
*************

I'm really at a loss for words on this one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

214 Damnit People ... we just had this discussion last thread.

We can't say "Nimrod".

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (fiGNd)

215 I wonder who wears the strapon in that family?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (Evws/)

216 If a gay and a lesbian hook up, who get's to wear the strap-on?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (y8Foj)

217 How Nimrod go from 'mighty hunter' to 'inept one'? People want to know.

Bugs Bunny making fun of Elmer Fudd the hunter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (fuK7c)

218 >>Is she hot?

The Stiction alone will burn the fur off.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (kT7UC)

219 Yeah, I'm not getting the "power dynamic" here at all.

And I'm going to guess from the names that they're both nominally Jews, presumably Reform.

Look, I'm Episcopalian, we're sure as hell no better on embracing weirdballs.

Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (qJnxa)

220 I'm not sure what to think about this story or how to feel about any of the characters involved. Someone should tell me what to think and I'll just go with that I guess.

Posted by: ElKomandante at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (kwM4p)

221 If she's hitting on gay dudes, Ronell's an unqualified lesbian.

Posted by: Cynthia Nixon: D-NY at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (EzdLW)

222 187 . . . I'll bet she likes the kind of rough sex where some Hummel figurines get broken.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
__________

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Furious George at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (9vQJW)

223 I'm not getting why a dyke would be hitting on a fruit. They're apparently even more confused than I am.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (5tT0F)

True dat. A dyke who's gone so dyke, that they're now gay. ??

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 15, 2018 02:04 PM (q1VoB)

224 "Antifa is just another gang of pseudo storm troopers out to wage street
thuggery in the name of wrecking Western Civ. They'be been revved up by
the likes of this bitch Judith Butler and the other bitch Ronell."
yeah, not sure of the dynamics. Antifa is fringe and (probably) mostly astroturf ... Soros types push it for agitation, community disorganizers. The revving up is true, but it is over played and the middle seems to be rejecting the histironics (despite MSM's best efforts).

But the campuses hold the really crazy leftists that indeed infiltrated the "higher learning" institutions. It started with Soviet infiltration ... now seems to be useful to globalists and DeepState in breaking up society ... on the path to the NWO.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2018 02:05 PM (bT8Z4)

225 Are you saying you wouldn t dive that muff?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Not from a cliff in Acapulco.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:05 PM (wmrFg)

226 Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Posted by: Zombie Rick James at August 15, 2018 02:05 PM (FZYNt)

227 Avital" apparently means "daughter of the morning dew."

Uh-huh.

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM (953wK)

"Nur ein moment, liebe Nimrod. Ich muss shake das dew von der lily."

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at August 15, 2018 02:05 PM (zCyNd)

228 That "L"s who think they can command a dick, do so.

Posted by: Well you'll be surprised to learn at August 15, 2018 02:05 PM (guWFI)

229 >>. . . I'll bet she likes the kind of rough sex where some Hummel figurines get broken.

...or, at the very least a disinfecting.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:05 PM (kT7UC)

230
two lefties, a lesbian and a gay man...

...walk into a bar...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 02:05 PM (IqV8l)

231 "We testify to the grace, the keen wit, and the intellectual commitment of Professor Ronell and ask that she be accorded the dignity rightly deserved by someone of her international standing and reputation,"

--------

oh, I'm sure.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 02:06 PM (GoLZO)

232 Time to revisit the Hegemony of the Phallus?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (DaDYr)

-------

No.

I saw them open for Pussy Riot at a pubic concert in 2011.

Did not enjoy.

But I might be being crotchety.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2018 02:06 PM (8XRCm)

233 Which brings us back to the left-wing hierarchy of victimization. Does a lesbian female trump a gay male even when the lesbian is in a position of power? What's the lefty calculus here?

The latest out of gender studies departments is that non-white straight men and white gay men are now off the intersectional island, and they both count as straight white men for victimhood purposes.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2018 02:06 PM (ZGrMX)

234 Not from a cliff in Acapulco.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:05 PM (wmrFg)

Aw ... come on ... I've personally read, at least once, somebody here say they thought Sarah Huckabee Sanders was hot.

Fess Up ... SOMEBODY here would dive that muff.

Confess !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:06 PM (fiGNd)

235 She's hot, in the way that Imogene Coca was hot.

Ummm Hot Coca

Posted by: Jim H at August 15, 2018 02:06 PM (E8rdu)

236 How many feminists does it take to screw a Nimrod?

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 02:06 PM (EzdLW)

237 Any of you Morons ever removed a ladies' soggy Depends with your teeth? Because here's your chance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 02:07 PM (Mouru)

238 204

She'd be a hit in The Villages.

Really? What's her golf handicap?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (HaL55)

Actually at the Villages Peoples's... the retirement home for gay, costumed old Jews.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:07 PM (G4W16)

239 I'm pretty sure that Wally called the Beaver a "Nimrod" once on Leave it to Beaver...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 02:07 PM (y8Foj)

240
"Avital" apparently means "daughter of the morning dew."

Can't walk you out in the morning dew today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 02:07 PM (IqV8l)

241 "And feminists, who are supposedly opposed to harassment, defended this woman and attacked the man she was harassing."

Took a page from the Cankles Clinton school of trailer trash shaming, vast right-wing conspiracy victimology.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 15, 2018 02:07 PM (9BLnV)

242 A gay man, a queer woman, and they share an Israeli heritage.

I be confused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

243 There isn't even a denial here. Just a plea to not tarnish her "reputation."

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 15, 2018 02:07 PM (uGHnY)

244 96 And that's how the name transitioned into becoming an insult.

I believe that is innacurate.

Bugs Bunny called Elmer Fudd "Nimrod" (the hunter) and the connotation came into popular imagination.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

No, "Nimrod" was already an insult by the time that cartoon came out. I think the insult particularly became common in WWII, when draftees from every nook and cranny of the nation were all thrown together, and boys from the Bronx encountered boys from deep Appalachia still named Nimrod, so the city boys often used it as a semi-jocular epithet for the country bumpkins in their units.

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:07 PM (c+2jX)

245 235 She's hot, in the way that Imogene Coca was hot.

Ummm Hot Coca
Posted by: Jim H at August 15, 2018 02:06 PM (E8rdu)

Imogene Coca resembles an attractive Susan Collins.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:07 PM (G4W16)

246 Hooray for Comparative Harassment studies across genders!

Posted by: Fritz at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (2Mnv1)

247 What is a "lesbian" accomplishing by molesting a gay man?

...

- Recently published a book.

- Facing termination/suspension for even more horrible acts.

- Lost the plot to the whole gender bender loopty loop and accidentally wound up back at her proper reproductive origins.

Posted by: thence nada at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (YiSMO)

248 Gay? He skipped the part about a strap on, didnt he.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (yMSBV)

249 Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Avital Ronell, testifying before Title IX committee at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (EzdLW)

250 Even I would beat Nimrod's ass at recess for his lunch money.

Posted by: Poindexter at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (bz98L)

251 Can you blame her? I heard this Nimrod guy burned the roast *and* wore white after labor day. How else could she teach him how to behave?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (oZ6kz)

252 240
"Avital" apparently means "daughter of the morning dew."

Can't walk you out in the morning dew today.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 02:07 PM (IqV8l)

"Just give me anal, in the morning, bubbie,
just part my cheeks before you leave..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (G4W16)

253 I'm pretty sure that Wally called the Beaver a "Nimrod"...
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 02:07 PM (y8Foj)

Why was Wally insulting girls?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (T71PA)

254 Imogene Coca resembles an attractive Susan Collins.

Having a problem here, dude.

Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (qJnxa)

255 197 And that's how the name transitioned into becoming an insult.

Linguistics: The fun side of history!

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (c+2jX)

Thank you!
I thought a nimrod was a product of the bad angels mating with humans or something. It's an Old Testament story that I'm messing up, no doubt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (8iiMU)

Nephelim.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

256 Aw ... come on ... I've personally read, at least once, somebody here say they thought Sarah Huckabee Sanders was hot.

Fess Up ... SOMEBODY here would dive that muff.

Confess !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog

SHS, yes. This feckless cunt? No. Not even with your dick.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (wmrFg)

257 Actually at the Villages Peoples's... the retirement home for gay, costumed old Jews.

Only if they retired from the Navy and had to hole up at the YMCA.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (DaDYr)

258
She's hot, in the way that Imogene Coca was hot. Posted by: Cicero

Imogene Coca was no Nellie Ohr

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (10vO4)

259 You are saying the Gentleman was justified in his lack of relish?
He said he prefers Poupon!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (Evws/)

260 >146
She has sort of a sex kitten Ruth Buzzi vibe going on.

beep...... beep....... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsberg at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)

261 Speaking of sad feminists...Lena Dunham took nude photos, again. Yes I know you are shocked. This time to honor the anniversary of her hysterectomy or something.

Lena, I KNOW you have a crush on Ace, we get it, but trust me this is NOT the way to win his heart!!

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (hvf9s)

262 I keep hoping we've reached Peak Silly...

And every day, I'm disappointed...

Posted by: Don Q., Alone Again, Naturally... at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (NgKpN)

263 Nimrod's more butch brother is Cattle Prod.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

264 Oops, Nephilim.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (NWiLs)

265 >>Can't walk you out in the morning dew today.

I thought I heard a young Nimrod moan this morning.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (/tuJf)

266 I have to be honest , at first I I thought with those names , the players were black. Reitman should have been an immediate give away though, not withstanding Whoopie Goldberg.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (shMPn)

267 Dogs and cats living together? Gay men and lesbians sleeping together? What is the world come to? I'm so confused ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (Ag1Xg)

268 246 Hooray for Comparative Harassment studies across genders!
Posted by: Fritz at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (2Mnv1)

Wait, I thought "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" was 2nd grade and under?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (G4W16)

269 >>"And feminists, who are supposedly opposed to harassment, defended this woman and attacked the man she was harassing."

Well, they hate men, so...yeah, they're going to side with their fellow feminist.

I think the only exception would be if Nimrod were a man who identifies as a woman. Then you'd get some siding with "xer" and the TERFs siding with Avital.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 02:10 PM (W+vEI)

270 So I assume they're self-hating Joos as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:10 PM (ptqGC)

271 Avital" apparently means "~~daughter~~ result of the morning ~~dew~~ screw."

Uh-huh.

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2018 02:02 PM

FIFY

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2018 02:10 PM (0tfLf)

272 . I'll bet she likes the kind of rough sex where some Hummel figurines get broken.

Dying over here.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:10 PM (NWiLs)

273 258
She's hot, in the way that Imogene Coca was hot. Posted by: Cicero

Imogene Coca was no Nellie Ohr
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (10vO4)

Nellie Ohr = fat Nancy Culp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:10 PM (G4W16)

274 Sensors detect low-T.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 02:10 PM (Bdeb0)

275 I am appalled at the level of hostility directed at one of my sisters in the Great Feminist Struggle!

You should all be ashamed of your heterosexual selves. This Nimrod certainly brought this upon himself. While you can take the man out of heterosexuality, you can't take the heterosexuality out of the man.

His naturally imprinted hatred to a strong woman has manifested itself as a lawsuit accusing oppression by a woman against a man!

A woman can never oppress a man! The man has the ultimate tool of oppression attached to his groin and is therefore always guilty of oppression women!

Our voices will not be silenced. This man is a Nimrod, and therefore, all men are Nimrods!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at August 15, 2018 02:10 PM (vbJig)

276 Professor Ronell, described by a colleague as "one of the very few philosopher-stars of this world,"

Why so few?

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (EzdLW)

277 No, "Nimrod" was already an insult by the time that cartoon came out. I think the insult particularly became common in WWII, when draftees from every nook and cranny of the nation were all thrown together, and boys from the Bronx encountered boys from deep Appalachia still named Nimrod, so the city boys often used it as a semi-jocular epithet for the country bumpkins in their units.

Got a source? I'm not finding that anywhere.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (fuK7c)

278 Bet she has a roastie.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (yMSBV)

279 Well I don't give a damn about my reputation
Don't make it weird that we're from two generations
A granny's gonna' do what she wants to do
And I want a queer just like you

And I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
Oh No (no no no no no no)
Not Me (me me me me me me)

Posted by: "Rockin" Avital Ronnell at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (fiGNd)

280 "We testify to the grace, the keen wit, and the intellectual commitment of Professor Ronell and ask that she be accorded the dignity rightly deserved by someone of her international standing and reputation,"

Uh ... who testifies to your judgment?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (5tT0F)

281 Pretty sure she can harass and abuse straight white males all she wants because they are striaght white males and she is a feminist... lesbian? Or whatever she is.

And because "Democrat professor."
If she was Muslim and black, she could go on a k*lling spree and face no punishment whatsoever.

Posted by: shibumi at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (SbIX4)

282 When you have a boner that lasts more than four hours the doc will prescribe Avital.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (Mouru)

283 To operate within the matrix of power is not the same as to replicate uncritically relations of domination.
--Judith Butler

Oh yes it is, sweetheart. That's what within means.

And "replicating uncritically relations of domination" is exactly what she was doing with Reitmann.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (wOTEq)

284 278 Bet she has a roastie.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (yMSBV)

More like jerky by now.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

285 257 ...hole up at the YMCA.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (DaDYr)

Phrasing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (G4W16)

286 She wanted gay man around to open her can.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (r9UYA)

287 not saying the prof is a "0", but her strawberry muffin is more mold than berry.

Posted by: Iggy Pop at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (/Dd+E)

288 Back in the day I had an El Camino that blew a nimrod,

or was that the Energizer Bunny

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (FZYNt)

289 Weren't you a little hard on the Nimrod last night, June?

Posted by: Ward Cleaver at August 15, 2018 02:12 PM (Evws/)

290 276 Professor Ronell, described by a colleague as "one of the very few philosopher-stars of this world,"

Why so few?
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (EzdLW)

Low birthrate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:12 PM (5tT0F)

291 I'll bet she likes the kind of rough sex where some Hummel figurines get broken.

As a result of the coo-coo clock falling.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2018 02:12 PM (0tfLf)

292 Cock-er Spaniel is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Avital Ronnell, Daughter of the Mountain Dew at August 15, 2018 02:12 PM (vnU/k)

293 What a stupid time to be alive x 1,000.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:12 PM (ptqGC)

294 Welll?????

Is she hot?

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2018 01:44 PM (NLLmE)

12 comments to get to this. 12!

Morons aren't what they used to be.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2018 01:51 PM (r8yBI)

I'm sorry, but if you read a story about an "influential feminist" and think there's ANY chance of her being hot, you're missing something.......

Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 02:12 PM (F4u7C)

295 Not a single lace doily was left intact

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

296 "I'm not getting why a dyke would be hitting on a fruit. They're apparently even more confused than I am."Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
expanding the sexual experimentation to new frontiers, brave, intelligent, flexible to change. This only shows the academic abilities of the feminist. So really .. no limits, do it till you're satisfied, whatever it is. So children, polygamy ... abuse, power ... all downhill from there.

Western Civ is built around all sorts of limits, built into culture by the forefathers. But family must be rejected ... free love, free trade, no borders not country, etc.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2018 02:12 PM (bT8Z4)

297 Professor Ronell, described by a colleague as "one of the very few philosopher-stars of this world,"

Why so few?
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM (EzdLW)

Heh. She said "philosopher star".

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (T71PA)

298 197 And that's how the name transitioned into becoming an insult.

Linguistics: The fun side of history!

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 01:48 PM (c+2jX)

Thank you!
I thought a nimrod was a product of the bad angels mating with humans or something. It's an Old Testament story that I'm messing up, no doubt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (8iiMU)

Personally I blame Bugs Bunny for making Nimrod an insult.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (h89pR)

299 Maybe he liked the unshaven armpit hair?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (yMSBV)

300 re: Judith Butler

99 In person, she's even worse.

Posted by: zombie

I did. OMG. These people live among us.

Posted by: Cheri

This is pretty funny:

In 1998, Denis Dutton's journal Philosophy and Literature awarded Judith Butler first prize in its fourth annual "Bad Writing Competition," which set out to "celebrate bad writing from the most stylistically lamentable passages found in scholarly books and articles." Her unwitting entry, which ran in a 1997 issue of the scholarly journal Diacritics, ran thus:

inhales:

"The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power."

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (c+2jX)

301
Too lazy to look but has the phrase "fag hag" been used yet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (G4W16)

302 6 Nimrod?
Really?
The nimrod's name is Nimrod?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Well, in the 18th century, it was considered a completely normal Biblical-based name. Lots of people named their kids Nimrod.

BUT THEN, starting in the early 19th century, it went out of fashion in the new cities, and only bumpkins out in the sticks still called their sons "Nimrod" any more.

So it arose that eventually, if anyone was still named "Nimrod," you knew for a fa t that he was a country bumpkin who came to the big city looking for work , or whatever. After a while, it became a jocular insult to call someone "Nimrod," because it meant "uneducated hick."

And that's how the name transitioned into becoming an insult.

Linguistics: The fun side of history!

That and Bugs Bunny

Posted by: Jim H at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (4mIHO)

303 She's definitely redefined the term fag hag.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (shMPn)

304 So, 66 and 34?

That would be like Aunt Bea making moves on Barney Fife.

Posted by: Floyd the Barber at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (vbJig)

305 Too lazy to look but has the phrase "fag hag" been used yet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (G4W16)

You may be the first. Here's a cookie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

306 >"The move from a structuralist account in which
capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively
homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are
subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the
question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a
shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural
totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the
contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of
hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the
rearticulation of power."

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (c+2jX)

That makes me want to disown English as my primary language.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (sjdRT)

307 >>Speaking of sad feminists...Lena Dunham took nude photos, again. Yes I know you are shocked. This time to honor the anniversary of her hysterectomy or something.

Her 15 min are >

She lost her boyfriend, she's split from her business partner, and she's pissed off everyone by siding with her old show's director (?)/friend over the women who've claimed he raped them. More performative self-destruction is coming....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (W+vEI)

308 Nellie Ohr seems to have a moustache. Do Asian guys like that?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (2LelM)

309 300 Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (c+2jX)

"Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be..."

- - M. Python, Mrs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (G4W16)

310 She's a fag hag !!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (fiGNd)

311

Aw ... come on ... I've personally read, at least once, somebody here say they thought Sarah Huckabee Sanders was hot.

Intellectually, SHS is an 11.

I thinks she's attractive. I'd hit it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (HaL55)

312 Personally I blame Bugs Bunny for making Nimrod an insult.

Posted by: Buzzion

That's because you're right and zombie is wrong.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 02:15 PM (fuK7c)

313 "The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power."
Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (c+2jX)

I say again: see my #16.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:15 PM (5tT0F)

314 "Just give me anal, in the morning, bubbie,
just part my cheeks before you leave..."

Oh, g*ddamn it.

Posted by: Juice Newton at August 15, 2018 02:15 PM (ZGrMX)

315 What some are missing... Is the Feminism is not about NOBODY having power...

It is about making sure MEN have no power.

Posted by: Don Q., Alone Again, Naturally... at August 15, 2018 02:15 PM (NgKpN)

316 Not going to lie, this story made me semi hard.

Posted by: The Drizzle at August 15, 2018 02:15 PM (nzSKK)

317 304 So, 66 and 34?

That would be like Aunt Bea making moves on Barney Fife.
Posted by: Floyd the Barber at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (vbJig)

I think Lina Wertmuller did it better in "Pasqualino Settebelleze."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:15 PM (G4W16)

318 Hey! This is strawberry! This is strawberry!

Posted by: Asian Guy at August 15, 2018 02:15 PM (vbJig)

319 Speaking of sad feminists...Lena Dunham took nude photos, again. Yes I know you are shocked. This time to honor the anniversary of her hysterectomy or something.

So she won't be reproducing?

Finally, some good news.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:16 PM (5tT0F)

320 Okay. I couldn't help myself and looked both wymyn mentioned here.
Walking Nightmares is what comes to mind.

Posted by: Winston at August 15, 2018 02:16 PM (wgCUV)

321 318 Hey! This is strawberry! This is strawberry!
Posted by: Asian Guy

no it's a banana

Posted by: CNN at August 15, 2018 02:16 PM (FZYNt)

322 264
Oops, Nephilim.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:09 PM (NWiLs)

Yes! Nephilim. I was too lazy to look it up.Thanks!
Nimrod, Nephilim....I was close - same alphabet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2018 02:16 PM (8iiMU)

323 The move from a structuralist account ...

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (c+2jX)

I can't read that.

I shit you not ... some protective mechanism in my brain kicks in. I can't force my eyes to stay focused on the words long enough to read them.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:16 PM (fiGNd)

324 "The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power."

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (c+2jX){/i]

And they say that *I* write some hard to understand run-on sentences...

Posted by: St Paul at August 15, 2018 02:16 PM (T71PA)

325 Gay man must smell like mothballs.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 02:16 PM (r9UYA)

326 So, 66 and 34?

That would be like Aunt Bea making moves on Barney Fife.
Posted by: Floyd the Barber

Tonguing Goober.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (wmrFg)

327

Do not take Avital if you are allergic to Avital.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (IqV8l)

328 154 How Nimrod go from 'mighty hunter' to 'inept one'? People want to know.
Posted by: Puddin Head

See comment #37 above.

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (c+2jX)

329 "The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power."

Ditto.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (5tT0F)

330 Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (c+2jX)

That is some right fine academic gibberish you quoted there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

331 I've never smelled a moth's balls, so I wouldn't know.

Posted by: Shep at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (vbJig)

332 I'm so over tattoos.

If I never see another dipshit with an idiotic arm sleeve or some random shit on some ludicrous area of their body it won't be too soon.

Some chick has an elaborate anchor?? that is not even fucking centered on her forearm!!!

WHY!!!?????

Posted by: Kreplach at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (mv+Oj)

333 325 Gay man must smell like mothballs.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 02:16 PM (r9UYA)

Do you know how fine a microtome you need to harvest mothballs?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (G4W16)

334 Do not take Avital if you are allergic to Avital.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Avital may cause anal leakage, or cause your pecker to crawl up into your abdomen and never be seen again

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 15, 2018 02:18 PM (FZYNt)

335 Intellectually, SHS is an 11.

I thinks she's attractive. I'd hit it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (HaL55)

I've seen that here. No way. She's not only a Zero to me ... she's a strong Zero.

To each their own.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:18 PM (fiGNd)

336 Time to revisit the Hegemony of the Phallus?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2018 02:03 PM (DaDYr)

-------

No.

I saw them open for Pussy Riot at a pubic concert in 2011.

Did not enjoy.

But I might be being crotchety.

That took balls.

Posted by: Jim H at August 15, 2018 02:18 PM (4mIHO)

337 315 What some are missing... Is the Feminism is not about NOBODY having power...

It is about making sure MEN have no power.
Posted by: Don Q., Alone Again, Naturally... at August 15, 2018 02:15 PM (NgKpN)

Yup.

Zero Power and Authority while shouldering 100% of responsibility, accountability, and consequences for Everybody's actions.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 02:18 PM (jLChk)

338 How Nimrod go from 'mighty hunter' to 'inept one'?
______________________________________

You had to ask.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at August 15, 2018 02:18 PM (vbJig)

339 304>>>

Or Emannuel Macron and his Motherwife.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 02:18 PM (61L4J)

340 326 So, 66 and 34?

That would be like Aunt Bea making moves on Barney Fife.
Posted by: Floyd the Barber

Tonguing Goober.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (wmrFg)

This is devolving to redneck Hollywood cracka version of "The Aristocrats!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:18 PM (G4W16)

341 Do not take Avital if you are allergic to Avital.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (IqV8l)

I prefer Damnital.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (T71PA)

342 'Don't cum on the Davenport!'

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (kT7UC)

343 293 What a stupid time to be alive x 1,000.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:12 PM[/y]

What was it someone wrote yesterday about Europe dying and no longer had the backbone to save itself?

This...starting in the Northeast and in major urban centers.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (0tfLf)

344 Some chick has an elaborate anchor?? that is not even fucking centered on her forearm!!!

WHY!!!?????
Posted by: Kreplach at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (mv+Oj)

----

So she doesnt drift in the current??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

345 Her 15 min are >

She lost her boyfriend, she's split from her business partner, and she's pissed off everyone by siding with her old show's director (?)/friend over the women who've claimed he raped them. More performative self-destruction is coming....
Posted by: Lizzy

Hand her some razor blades.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (wmrFg)

346 Okay, here's a pic of Prof. Runell:

https://tinyurl.com/y8mp4gkc

I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (ptqGC)

347 This Czech bounced.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (yQpMk)

348 341 Do not take Avital if you are allergic to Avital.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (IqV8l)

I prefer Damnital.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (T71PA)

Congress of Wonders fan. I approve!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (G4W16)

349 I love this place.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (0OmEj)

350 Voulez-vous coucher avec incense, wine, and can-dles?

C'est such a freaky scene.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)

351 323 The move from a structuralist account ...

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (c+2jX)

I can't read that.

I shit you not ... some protective mechanism in my brain kicks in. I can't force my eyes to stay focused on the words long enough to read them.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:16 PM (fiGNd)

/addresses a membership card to NO'MAAM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) for ScoggDog

Posted by: Al Bundy.. at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (NgKpN)

352 341 Do not take Avital if you are allergic to Avital.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (IqV8l)

I prefer Damnital.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM

It's never too early for a shot of Fukitol.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (0tfLf)

353 335>>>

My scale is a Zero for everybody, so heh.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (61L4J)

354 346 Okay, here's a pic of Prof. Runell:

https://tinyurl.com/y8mp4gkc

I can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (ptqGC)

Yow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (5tT0F)

355 Hand her some razor blades.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (wmrFg)

And a bottle of blood thinners.

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (vbJig)

356 I don't know about the hicks-Nimrod story in the U.S. as I had just assumed it was from sarcastic overuse from a long-ago reference.

Maybe "Einstein" will just be the sarcastic insult 200 years from now too although kids today not knowing much about anything aren't into sarcastically calling anyone "Einstein" I'm sure so maybe it won't work out that way 200 years hence?

Meanwhile the Brits had naval ships named Nimrod, and the class of Maritime Patrol planes. I don't know if it's used as an insult there nowadays or not.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (Evws/)

357 342 'Don't cum on the Davenport!'
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (kT7UC)

Coffee. Everywhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (NWiLs)

358 Is coyote ugly still a thing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

359 So, 66 and 34?

That would be like Aunt Bea making moves on Barney Fife.
Posted by: Floyd the Barber

Tonguing Goober.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:17 PM (wmrFg)

This is devolving to redneck Hollywood cracka version of "The Aristocrats!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Ok. More like June Cleaver slipping a little something something to Larry Mondello.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:21 PM (wmrFg)

360 Intellectually, SHS is an 11.

I thinks she's attractive. I'd hit it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (HaL55)

Chacun a son gout, as Ace would say.

SHS is pleasant-looking enough, but I don't find her sexually attractive.

**looks in mirror**

Well, I'm no Clark Gable, myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2018 02:21 PM (kqsXK)

361 "Just give me anal, in the morning, bubbie,
just part my cheeks before you leave..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (G4W16)

"But I POOP from there!"

"Not TODAY you don't...."

Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 02:21 PM (F4u7C)

362 358 Is coyote ugly still a thing?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

That is sexist, speciesist and lookist. Use that phrase at your own peril.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

363 "We testify to the grace, the keen wit, and the intellectual commitment of Professor Ronell and ask that she be accorded the dignity rightly deserved by someone of her international standing and reputation,"

Lena Dunham has international standing and reputation. Did Dr. Dyke rape her sister, too?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (9BLnV)

364 342 'Don't cum on the Davenport!'
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (kT7UC)
_______________________________________

Uhh. . . thank you. Finally.

Posted by: Lindsay Davenport at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (vbJig)

365 >>Coffee. Everywhere.

Excellent.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (kT7UC)

366 Are we sure the NYT didn't get this from the Onion?

The names are a give away...

If true, then I seriously wonder whether the dude was named Nimrod from birth or changed his name.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (mtfdF)

367 Hand her some razor blades.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (wmrFg)

And a bottle of blood thinners.
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (vbJig)

Amateurs cut parallel to the wrist. Pros cut lengthwise.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (fiGNd)

368 Is coyote ugly still a thing?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

That is sexist, speciesist and lookist. Use that phrase at your own peril.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

------

soooooo...... the new "c" word???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (8XRCm)

369 "Just give me anal, in the morning, bubbie,
just part my cheeks before you leave..."
=======

That's.....beautiful.

*sobs*

Posted by: Shep! at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (vg8iE)

370 Toxic masculinity? Just not sure which one ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (tlp5e)

371 Do not take Avital if you are allergic to Avital.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

--

Nobody can Avital.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (7ZVPa)

372 Excellent.
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (kT7UC)

That was pretty fuckin' funny dude. Credit where it's due.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (NWiLs)

373 Bet she has a roastie.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:11 PM

Will. Not. Google.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (p+Wdc)

374 It must be a Chuck Jones thing. Here's Daffy Duck calling someone a nimrod:

goo.gl/s8iBWn

Posted by: VA MKZ at August 15, 2018 02:23 PM (UGO8J)

375 Eddie Haskell sings, "The Beav's Mom has it going on."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2018 02:23 PM (wBzi3)

376 ...it raised a challenge for feminists -- how to respond when one of their own behaved badly. And the response has roiled a corner of academia.

The corner has been roiled.
Repeat.
The corner has been roiled.

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 02:23 PM (EzdLW)

377 Amateurs cut parallel to the wrist. Pros cut lengthwise.
Posted by: ScoggDog

Down the street, not across the tracks.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:23 PM (wmrFg)

378 Jay Guevara, do you think there are no semen-breathed ass-tonguers in your Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics Departments?
Do you really think that...Nimrod?
You may have been missing a "homecoming" or two.
I'm guessing you're not a Bridge Builder.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 15, 2018 02:23 PM (8ZmvG)

379 I've never smelled a moth's balls, so I wouldn't know.
All I can smell is molasses!

Posted by: don lemon at August 15, 2018 02:23 PM (Evws/)

380 [i335 Intellectually, SHS is an 11.

I thinks she's attractive. I'd hit it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 02:14 PM (HaL55)

I've seen that here. No way. She's not only a Zero to me ... she's a strong Zero.

To each their own.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:18 PM (fiGNd)

I am so glad I scrolled back to see the original comment.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

381 >>Amateurs cut parallel to the wrist. Pros cut lengthwise. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:22 PM (fiGNd)

Pros cut across the torso. And then have their head hacked off.

Posted by: Zod Mishima at August 15, 2018 02:23 PM (Bdeb0)

382 362 358 Is coyote ugly still a thing?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

That is sexist, speciesist and lookist. Use that phrase at your own peril.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

Yup... apparently its a big mistake to ask about the rules...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 15, 2018 02:23 PM (NgKpN)

383 ...hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power."

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (c+2jX)

And I thought Ace's movie reviews were incomprehensible.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2018 02:24 PM (8iiMU)

384 something, something, Sanders...
Was it Ingraham's show that 'the Dersch' stated all in for taxing the rich and Laura (jumped -- more on this later) in to say, 'write a check'...
And that's where Bernie and all the rest will.not.fall.on.swords.

So, shut up Alan.
The later:Laura has taken on Hannity speak of late.
Even listening intently does not cure the multiple voices, all arghbarghing. It's imbecilic and unsurprising and why idngaf. Anyone arrested/indicted in all this bs? No?
Well, who would've gathered that as is with Lois, Hillary, Stedman.....
All cattle, no hat -- right Chuck?
Pfft. More beer.

Posted by: micky at August 15, 2018 02:24 PM (dF9Lb)

385 And her appearance is exactly what you would anticipate.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 02:24 PM (BRpqW)

386 Nimrod was a powerful biblical warrior but his name has taken on the meaning of dufus by generations of ignorant people cuz it sounds funny.

Speaking of getting the meaning of words wrong, Prof. Ronell doesn't seem to grasp the meaning of 'lesbian' despite being the smartest one of them ever. Sorry Prof Ronell, it doesn't just mean 'fugly'.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 15, 2018 02:24 PM (kfcYC)

387 Okay, here's a pic of Prof. Runell:

https://tinyurl.com/y8mp4gkc

I can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (ptqGC)

She has a jaunty, Dana Carvey look going on.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 15, 2018 02:24 PM (9BLnV)

388 >>I thought Ace's movie reviews were incomprehensible.

Really. It's a problem of Scale.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:24 PM (kT7UC)

389 "Okay, here's a pic of Prof. Runell"

That's a cross between a bag lady and an early 1970's stereotype Brooklyn matron.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (hLRSq)

390 You know these orthopedic shoes and hose excite you.

Posted by: Professor Ronell at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (r9UYA)

391 Two-fer: The lovely perfessor and a few words of wisdom:

https://tinyurl.com/y8zdpwoj

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

392 Okay, here's a pic of Prof. Runell:
=======

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Bella Abzug at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (vg8iE)

393 I thinks she's attractive. I'd hit it.

But yeah, thighs like Pillars of the Morning.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (yQpMk)

394 SHS! is a One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (8iiMU)

395 Looks like Nellie Ohr.

Posted by: Oleg Deripaska at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (Jj+59)

396 Nimrod?

What mean parents he must have had.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (fqUgw)

397 Really. It's a problem of Scale.
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:24 PM (kT7UC)

Some CLR will take care of that though.

Posted by: filbert at August 15, 2018 02:26 PM (953wK)

398

The parents of BOTH of these fools should feel abject shame for ruining their children.

No excuse for that.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 15, 2018 02:26 PM (S/hVx)

399 Jay Guevara, do you think there are no semen-breathed ass-tonguers in your Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics Departments?

Oh, I'm sure there are, but they keep it (or at least, used to keep it) on the down low. STEM culture runs against that sort of flamboyant out and proud crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:26 PM (5tT0F)

400 She has a jaunty, Dana Carvey look going on.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male

I think the Church Lady was more evocative. Probably a better dancer too with her drummer Pearl.

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2018 02:26 PM (oiNtH)

401 390 You know these orthopedic shoes and hose excite you.

Posted by: Professor Ronell at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (r9UYA)
______________________________________

Leave 'em on. Don't take them off. Don't take them off.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 15, 2018 02:26 PM (vbJig)

402 You know these orthopedic shoes and hose excite you.

Posted by: Professor Ronell

Doesn't on Amy Farrah-Fowler , Aunt Ester, or you.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:26 PM (wmrFg)

403 Bernie Sanders: America Is Currently "Fundamentally Immoral And Wrong"

And Donks have been making it true for decades.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 02:26 PM (+y/Ru)

404 This is one of those instances where leftists try to use the word "snowflake" but since they don't understand what it means, look stupid. As in "what a snowflake, he should have kept his mouth shut!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)

405 391 Two-fer: The lovely perfessor and a few words of wisdom:

https://tinyurl.com/y8zdpwoj
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

Gee, that quote almost makes sense.

Almost.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:27 PM (5tT0F)

406 SHS! is a One.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (8iiMU)

I will never understand you people.

SHS is a One, but Cate Blanchett is a Zero ?

*throws up hands, walks away*

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:27 PM (fiGNd)

407 389
"Okay, here's a pic of Prof. Runell"

That's a cross between a bag lady and an early 1970's stereotype Brooklyn matron.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine
Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM
(hLRSq)

Where is Frau Bleuker when you need her?

Posted by: Super-elite Deplorable Ian Galt, now with sparks of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:28 PM (8iiMU)

408
Leave 'em on. Don't take them off. Don't take them off.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 15, 2018 02:26 PM (vbJig)

----

Thanks Bernie.

Ill now have vintage VanHalen earworms for the rest of the day.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2018 02:28 PM (8XRCm)

409 Shopify just altered their AUP to disallow the sale of firearms, firearms components and accessories.
This is a big deal since the Shopify software is used by a large cross section of the firearms industry.

This is a big deal and people should be calling the company to complain.

1-888-746-7439 x 302

They are listed on the NYSE as "SHOP"

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:28 PM (yMSBV)

410 In fairness, she meets the minimum standards: mammal with a pulse.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 02:28 PM (yQpMk)

411 I think a question the straight guys should ask themselves is," Could I survive sleeping with her for a week and not end up gay, or worse?"

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 15, 2018 02:28 PM (kfcYC)

412 "She put my hands onto her breasts, and was pressing herself -- her buttocks --onto my crotch," he said. "She was kissing me, kissing my hands, kissing my torso."

---

The real scandal here is that she's not a real lesbian, just an ugly abrasive female who can't get a man and rationalizes it as a choice.

The academic lesbian tribal community should cast her out, mainly for exposing that this applies to most of them too.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 15, 2018 02:28 PM (nfvfi)

413 Smartest lesbian Ever, seems a low bar. What does Anderson Cooper think?

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at August 15, 2018 02:28 PM (Jj+59)

414 Nimrod's cup Runnelled over.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 15, 2018 02:29 PM (vXMB2)

415 Two-fer: The lovely perfessor and a few words of wisdom:

https://tinyurl.com/y8zdpwoj
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

Gee, that quote almost makes sense.

Almost.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:27 PM (5tT0F)

I agree.

Posted by: James Joyce at August 15, 2018 02:29 PM (T71PA)

416 Nimrod?

What mean parents he must have had.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (fqUgw)

Thus he being 34, still in college and getting hit on by a 60 year old dyke wimmins studies professor.

Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 02:29 PM (F4u7C)

417 Phyllis Diller or Prof Ronell?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2018 02:29 PM (wBzi3)

418 I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings.

Kinda like a sexy varicose vein.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 15, 2018 02:29 PM (vbJig)

419 I'd have a hard time not harassing someone named Nimrod.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 15, 2018 02:29 PM (CQ3Qb)

420 SHS is a One, but Cate Blanchett is a Zero ?
===========

It's Cate's moral compass getting in the way. Kinda like getting a BJ from someone with braces.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 15, 2018 02:29 PM (vg8iE)

421 What does Anderson Cooper think?

----

I think Ill be sticking to cock.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at August 15, 2018 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

422 135 "five a BK here and there "

Should say "give a BJ".
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (yMSBV)

Ah, thanks for a correction, for a second there I thought we were using Burger King onion rings to assess girth.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 02:30 PM (RD7QR)

423 Mental health is seriously over-rated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:30 PM (5tT0F)

424 I think a question the straight guys should ask themselves is," Could I survive sleeping with her for a week and not end up gay, or worse?"

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 15, 2018 02:28 PM (kfcYC)

She's not only impaired my ability to get an erection in the immediate future ... she's also cancelled somewhere between six and nine future erections to be named later.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:30 PM (fiGNd)

425 Jay-zuz is she ugly. She reminds me of the landlord Woody Harrelson banged in Kingpin.

Posted by: Roger the Shrubber at August 15, 2018 02:31 PM (shiNw)

426 I will never understand you people.

SHS is a One, but Cate Blanchett is a Zero ?

*throws up hands, walks away*
Posted by: ScoggDog

You will hit an age in your life where the total is infinitely more important than the individual parts.

SHS - Attractive + Wicked smart + takes no shit

Sumdumcumdumpster - hot.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:31 PM (wmrFg)

427 Two-fer: The lovely perfessor and a few words of wisdom:

https://tinyurl.com/y8zdpwoj

Irony is like silvery, only rust colored.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 02:31 PM (yQpMk)

428 Ah, thanks for a correction, for a second there I thought we were using Burger King onion rings to assess girth.

They call that "Breakfast with the king" on Urban Dictionary.

Not really but, I mean they might

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

429 She may have been auditioning for the position of beard, but Nimrod decided was was better to be out ,than in a closet with her. Kinda romantic if you think about it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 15, 2018 02:32 PM (kfcYC)

430 Harassment is like racism. It's impossible to commit it against white males.

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2018 02:32 PM (q177U)

431 Nimrod's cup Runnelled over.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Glof clap

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:32 PM (wmrFg)

432 It's Cate's moral compass getting in the way. Kinda like getting a BJ from someone with braces.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 15, 2018 02:29 PM (vg8iE)

I have never once thought to myself "Damn - the things I'd do to that moral compass."

I embrace my Inner Dog.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:32 PM (fiGNd)

433 Alaskan fish-slimer.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

434 And feminists, who are supposedly opposed to harassment, defended this woman and attacked the man she was harassing.

They just went to their closets, pulled out their talking point cue cards from the Clinton-Lewinsky days and started reading away. I'll bet one or two of the femnazis mentioned a cigar.

All that said, this is another instance of the Title IX bullshit, which really has to be stopped and killed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2018 02:32 PM (OYwKq)

435 "Ward? Weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

Posted by: June Cleaver at August 15, 2018 02:32 PM (vcOmj)

436 "Great spokesperson" is what Andrew Cuomo said of Maxine Waters

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It must be her intelligence, moral stature, knowledge and articulation that makes him think so.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 02:32 PM (+y/Ru)

437 I've never been able to figure out how people find a way to spend their whole damn life in college as still technically a student.

I know someone who has been in college for as long as I've known him, and I've known him for like 14 years now.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 02:32 PM (61L4J)

438 Sarah Sanders up to do battle again with the Orc's.

Posted by: WisRich at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (G0vdT)

439 So what?

As I read all the time on this website, "this is war".

You are correct. This IS war.

Who do you think a gay, NYU CompLit student and Harvard Fellow supports politically?

Not us. Not Trump. Not the United States of America.

These two losers can, and should, devour each other. The more ruin that comes to BOTH of their reputations, the better.

Posted by: CPT11A at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (yBGSs)

440 Uh ... rick ... I was told there'd be no math.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (fiGNd)

441
So she can't get a man unless she coerces them, or else she claims lesbianism.

wth

Another fraud. Sexual predator fraud.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (sdl8C)

442 Nimrod?

What mean parents he must have had.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (fqUgw)

It's Biblical. A popular Israeli name. The femnazi also has an Israeli name, so I assume they are both Israeli.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (OYwKq)

443 415 Two-fer: The lovely perfessor and a few words of wisdom:

https://tinyurl.com/y8zdpwoj
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

Gee, that quote almost makes sense.

Almost.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:27 PM (5tT0F)

I agree.
Posted by: James Joyce at August 15, 2018 02:29 PM (T71PA)

Like most of what comes out of the humanities these days, you can parse it after three or four tries, but you have to concentrate. And brevity, while the soul of wit, is not the soul of getting tenure.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

444 Pulling Brennan's security clearance is now official.

Posted by: WisRich at August 15, 2018 02:34 PM (G0vdT)

445

If he'd just eaten her out a few times it would have been fine... hell, her clit is probably sausage like...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 15, 2018 02:34 PM (UFLLM)

446 When he got to New York, the behavior continued, he said, when after Hurricane Sandy in October 2012, Professor Ronell showed up at his apartment because her power had gone out.
________________________________________

Maybe he can apply for FEMA funds?

*cue Scorpions' "Rock You Like A Hurricane"*

Posted by: Tex Antoine at August 15, 2018 02:34 PM (vbJig)

447 422>>>

No, this is officially a thing now.

"Seriously Bro, I did her right in the Onion Rings!"

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 02:34 PM (61L4J)

448 She's not ugly, but she's clearly not someone with whom anyone sane would engage in a purely physical relationship with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)

449 Sarah Sanders up to do battle again with the Orc's.
Posted by: WisRich at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (G0vdT)

Sarah Sanders up to do battle again with the Orc's.
Posted by: WisRich at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (G0vdT)

She's battle name is Sarah Oakenshield.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 15, 2018 02:34 PM (T71PA)

450 Bite me, June. And take those freakin' gloves off for once.

Posted by: Ward Cleaver at August 15, 2018 02:34 PM (Evws/)

451 BOOM!!! John Brennan security clearance revoked!!!!

Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 02:34 PM (y3aQB)

452 It's Biblical. A popular Israeli name. The femnazi also has an Israeli name, so I assume they are both Israeli.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (OYwKq)

The prof said they share an Israeli background. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:35 PM (ptqGC)

453 When he got to New York, the behavior continued, he said, when after Hurricane Sandy in October 2012, Professor Ronell showed up at his apartment because her power had gone out.
________________________________________

Maybe he can apply for FEMA funds?

*cue Scorpions' "Rock You Like A Hurricane"*

Posted by: Tex Antoine at August 15, 2018 02:34 PM (vbJig)

Point of order:

Sandy was not a hurricane when it hit the Northeast.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2018 02:35 PM (OYwKq)

454 John o Lenin Brennan is goi g to Gitmo

Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 02:35 PM (y3aQB)

455 These two losers can, and should, devour each other.

Posted by: CPT11A at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (yBGSs)

Exactly !!! That's what I kept tellin' the little twinkie !!!

Posted by: "Rockin" Avital Ronell at August 15, 2018 02:35 PM (fiGNd)

456 Pulling Brennan's security clearance is now official.
Posted by: WisRich at August 15, 2018 02:34 PM (G0vdT)

yeah, Sarah Sanders discussing now

it's great

I'm laughing.

That blowhard is probably all puffy cheeked and red, pounding the CNN tables.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:35 PM (sdl8C)

457 BOOM!!! John Brennan security clearance revoked!!!!

Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 02:34 PM (y3aQB)

Prog heads explode.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:35 PM (ptqGC)

458 OT...but a question...
Are the hotties in the dating site ads a way to make up for the inevitable male cheerleader pics we will be forced to endure in the coming season?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2018 02:36 PM (0tfLf)

459 Going after Comey, Clapper, McCabe, Strzok, Yates as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

460 lulz, she's listing the Who's Who on how many have lost their security clearances..

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:36 PM (sdl8C)

461 May you live in ~~interesting~~ totally f*cking retarded times

- Ancient Chinese Curse

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2018 02:36 PM (+ypLs)

462 DemoCrazies gonna DemoCrazy

Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 02:36 PM (y3aQB)

463 If you were to believe the stories, this happens to Bander anytime he stops to get coffee.

Posted by: garrett

I never touched barista girl. You don't want any more pictures you won't get any more pictures.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 02:37 PM (fuK7c)

464 We've lost our source!

Posted by: CNN at August 15, 2018 02:37 PM (vbJig)

465 Cuomo on #MAGA: "We are not going to make America great America. It was never that great....We have not reached greatness."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 02:37 PM (+y/Ru)

466 Going after Comey, Clapper, McCabe, Strzok, Yates as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

yep, and the press are specifically asking if Trump is "going after" those that oppose him

My answer would be, Why not?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:37 PM (sdl8C)

467 BOOM!!! John Brennan security clearance revoked!!!!

ISIS and CPUSA hardest hit

Posted by: x at August 15, 2018 02:37 PM (nFwvY)

468 It is militant Leftist intent on deconstructing Western Civilization. Every accepted paradigm of human behavior has to be utterly destroyed, every traditional institution has to be made to conform to the Leftist Revolution.

This! Unfortunately we have to keep reminding everyone of this everyday. Every time a moron says "they just want power, they don't stand for anything" I let out a silent groan. They want you and everything you stand for to die.

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2018 02:37 PM (q177U)

469 453 When he got to New York, the behavior continued, he said, when after Hurricane Sandy in October 2012, Professor Ronell showed up at his apartment because her power had gone out.

His penis is a charging device?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 15, 2018 02:37 PM (nBr1j)

470 Whoah - Don't go puttin words in my mouth.

Topless Barista pics are always welcome.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:37 PM (kT7UC)

471
"getting back against his critics"

"curtailing their free speech"

guffaw

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:38 PM (sdl8C)

472 The best part was the one professor complaining that Title IX was being used against a Feminist.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 15, 2018 02:38 PM (cvabZ)

473 Research indicates first recorded use of Nimr�d as an insult was 1932.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 02:38 PM (shMPn)

474 Actual quote from Lena Dunham:

"My friend Paul named my uterus Judy, and when she was being uppity we called her out, hence the tattoo on my ribs, which hurt like fuck even through the pain meds: #RIPJudy. Today I give thanks for Judy, for her graceful exit and for this body, which is stronger than I've ever given it credit for. Happy Giving Birth To Myself Day."

I worry I'll never have kids, so I feel her loss on that. But girl, stop setting yourself up as an easy feminist punchline! Seriously. It reads like satire.

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 02:38 PM (hvf9s)

475 OT - There was a multiple shooting at a local Walmart last night, one that I've had the misfortune to shop at. The perp had a rug burn on his forehead, imagine that.

https://tinyurl.com/ybkcppew

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 02:38 PM (7HtZB)

476 Maybe she slipped him a hard candy.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (r9UYA)

Naah, a Werther's. Works every time.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 15, 2018 02:38 PM (MX7xj)

477 NYU = Nimrod's Yiddish Unterschmutz

Posted by: Hebrew Porn at August 15, 2018 02:39 PM (vbJig)

478

"There's not a single Republican on that list"

You don't say.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:39 PM (sdl8C)

479 @ 436
No, it's that his intellect is on a par with that of her constituents.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 15, 2018 02:39 PM (S/hVx)

480 Going after Comey, Clapper, McCabe, Strzok, Yates as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

Maybe the Yates gal ... but not the rest of them fellers. Just too damn old.

Mama likes her beef in it's PRIME !!!

Posted by: "Rockin" Avital Ronell at August 15, 2018 02:39 PM (fiGNd)

481 476 Maybe she slipped him a hard candy.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 01:57 PM (r9UYA)

Naah, a Werther's. Works every time.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 15, 2018 02:38 PM (MX7xj)

Werther's is a hard candy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

482
342 'Don't cum on the Davenport!'
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:19 PM (kT7UC)

Frumpy aunt had plastic covers on her sofa.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 15, 2018 02:39 PM (e1mEI)

483 "She put my hands onto her breasts, and was pressing herself -- her
buttocks --onto my crotch," he said. "She was kissing me, kissing my
hands, kissing my torso."

I should have recorded that!

Posted by: Obamarosa at August 15, 2018 02:40 PM (vtcmf)

484 277 No, "Nimrod" was already an insult by the time that cartoon came out. I think the insult particularly became common in WWII, when draftees from every nook and cranny of the nation were all thrown together, and boys from the Bronx encountered boys from deep Appalachia still named Nimrod, so the city boys often used it as a semi-jocular epithet for the country bumpkins in their units.

Got a source? I'm not finding that anywhere.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

I learned of this derivation long ago back in college. Would take quite some digging to locate the source.

All I can find online is that there is now no definitive consensus as to the reasons the name became an insult:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nimrod

"In some English-speaking countries, Nimrod is used to denote a hunter or warrior, because the biblical Nimrod is described as "a mighty hunter". In American English, however, the term has acquired a derogatory meaning of "idiot"; there are various hypotheses as to why."

Mirriam-Webster claims that "Nimrod" became an insult (long long long before Bugs Bunny) because Nimrod foolishly tried to build the Tower of Babel:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day/nimrod-2016-02-17

"The legendary Nimrod is also sometimes associated with the attempt to build the Tower of Babel. Because the tower resulted in the wrath of the Lord and proved a disastrous idea, nimrod is currently used with yet another meaning: "a stupid person.""

Wikipedia says "nimrod" first was recorded in print as a insult in 1932 -- ten years before the first Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck usage, proving that (at least) the insult did NOT originate in the cartoon:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nimrod

Idiom
In modern American English, the term is often used sarcastically to mean a dimwitted or a stupid person, a usage first recorded in 1932 and popularized by the Looney Tunes cartoon characters Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, who both sarcastically refer to the hunter Elmer Fudd as "nimrod",[37][38] as an ironic connection between "mighty hunter" and "poor little Nimrod", i.e. Fudd."

However, I, with two minutes of Googling, couldn't yet find the "county bumpkin" theory of the insult's origins. But I swear that is one of the leading theories! Just can't prove it with casual research.

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:40 PM (c+2jX)

485 Nood.

More bs.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 15, 2018 02:40 PM (IsEQq)

486 Elizabeth Warren wants to fundamentally change who big corporations are accountable to

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Oh, that seems like a good idea.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 02:40 PM (+y/Ru)

487 Nimrod?

What mean parents he must have had.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 15, 2018 02:25 PM (fqUgw)

It's Biblical. A popular Israeli name. The femnazi also has an Israeli name, so I assume they are both Israeli.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

So is Sue.

And the boy would have been better off with Sue.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 02:40 PM (wmrFg)

488 It also was recorded in 1891 to be colloquial for Penis.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 02:41 PM (shMPn)

489 236 How many feminists does it take to screw a Nimrod?
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 02:06 PM (EzdLW)

Three: One to hold him down, one to wield the strapon, and one to consider the hermeneutics of Foucault's stance on the sexual power dynamic.

"Just give me anal, in the morning, bubbie,
just part my cheeks before you leave..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 02:08 PM (G4W16)

Dammit Sefton, now I'm going to have that in my head all day!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

490 >>459
Going after Comey, Clapper, McCabe, Strzok, Yates as well.

'Going after' means cuffs and leg irons right?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 02:42 PM (r9UYA)

491 willowed again

Posted by: Obamarosa at August 15, 2018 02:42 PM (vtcmf)

492 I banged the waitress
But I did not bang no barista

Posted by: boob marley at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (Evws/)

493 Sarah Sanders up to do battle again with the Orc's.
Posted by: WisRich at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (G0vdT)

If Aragorn were real, he would tell her she bows to no one and kneel in honor of her. Love me some Sarah, and her fighting spirit.

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (hvf9s)

494 The Nimrod thing is amusing. It's generally only considered a pejorative in the USA and Canada, and it's because of Bugs Bunny.

Nimrod was the OT Biblical "Mighty Hunter" - which is why Elmer Fudd was mocked with it in all those Looney Tunes cartoons. The audience would have gotten the joke, but their kids who watched them on Saturday Mornings only got that Nimrod = Elmer Fudd, and now nimrod is an insult meaning bumbling and stupid.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 15, 2018 02:44 PM (cvabZ)

495 Late as usual, but if Nimrod wasn't gay before Avitar whats-her-face you can understand why he is now.

Yeesh, these people are straight out of third dimensional fiction.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (xqfqx)

496 I've seen that here. No way. She's not only a Zero to me ... she's a strong Zero.

To each their own.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:18 PM (fiGNd)

--A plump wife and a big barn
Never did any man harm--

Posted by: Amish lurker at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (wOTEq)

497 Both of them seem to be in denial of their heterosexual orientation. Not surprising that the gay political/academic lobby would force some otherwise strainght people into the heterosexual closet.

Posted by: Justasheep at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (zQP1P)

498 >>>The legendary Nimrod is also sometimes associated with the attempt to build the Tower of Babel. Because the tower resulted in the wrath of the Lord and proved a disastrous idea, nimrod is currently used with yet another meaning: a stupid person.

I heard recently the tower of Babel was build to get to heaven, so they could get up there and kill God. If so, liberals have not changed much.

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (hvf9s)

499 Bugs Bunny cartoon using Nimrod was in 1932

Posted by: CeeCee at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (Rd3ji)

500 "Heh, heh, she said Nimrod!"

Posted by: Beavis at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (0dmP2)

501 Where is Frau Bleuker when you need her?

Posted by: Super-elite Deplorable Ian Galt, now with sparks of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:28 PM

*whinny!!!*

Posted by: That horse off-stage at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (p+Wdc)

502 299 Maybe he liked the unshaven armpit hair?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:13 PM (yMSBV)

It's the ironic eyewear. Academic types just can't resist cat's eye frames.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

503 I know I should be outraged by this, but I can't help finding it funny. He's gay and she's a lez? And his name is NIMROD (the mighty hunter)???!!!! Sounds like they certainly deserve each other.

Posted by: Caliban at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (qEujL)

504 The femnazi also has an Israeli name, so I assume they are both Israeli.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2018 02:33 PM (OYwKq)

She is Israeli, per Wiki.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (5tT0F)

505 Also, there's this:

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/142761/come-on-don-t-be-such-a-nimrod

As it happens, Nimrod is also given as one amongst two whole-column-lengths of synonyms for penis in Farmer and Henley's 1891 Slang and its analogues past and present.

The 1902 edition defines it:

NIMROD, subs, (colloquial). — I. A hunting-man ; a sportsman.

subs, (venery). — The penis. [Because 'a mighty hunter']. See CREAMSTICK and PRICK.
Perhaps not relevant, but from the same volume:

NIMENOG, subs. (old). — A fool. Also NIGMENOG.—B. E. (1696)."

So -- by 1891, "nimrod" already meant "dick" or "prick." And the fact that by 1696 there was a similar-sounding word that meant "fool" possibly led to " nimrod" acquiring the same meaning because of conlfation between the two words "Nimenog" and "Nimrod."

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 02:54 PM (c+2jX)

506 Reminds me of a Seinfeld when Elaine visited an old lady who had an affair with Ghandi. "Oh, the passion!"

Posted by: Wendy at August 15, 2018 03:04 PM (bpemY)

507 269 >>"And feminists, who are supposedly opposed to harassment, defended this woman and attacked the man she was harassing."

Well, they hate men, so...yeah, they're going to side with their fellow feminist.

-----------

if you view feminism through the prism that it's an effort to undermine male sexual selection, then it makes sense they'd harass gay men who remove themselves from all contact with women.

It's the Big Lie that they hate men. They hate that men choose women who aren't feminists (i.e., not ugly).

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (GoLZO)

508 "She just occasionally likes to back up to a 'package.'"

That's MY package misster...!!!

Posted by: Mr. Mrs. Rietman at August 15, 2018 03:10 PM (0dmP2)

509 subs, (venery).The penis. [Because a mighty hunter]. See CREAMSTICK and PRICK.

CREAMSTICK?
Yeah baby!

Posted by: Shep! at August 15, 2018 03:11 PM (8iiMU)

510 What's to become of Mueller when Manafort is convicted and doesn't flip ? No WMDs ?? I hope Manafort's lawyers ask the jury "why now ?", after all this time

Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2018 03:22 PM (MM1XE)

511 A search of her name turns up images of a woman who looks like a character created for Saturday Night Live in its early days.... or SCTV... she could be played by Andrea Martin.

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at August 15, 2018 03:29 PM (xKSgN)

512 Sure he's married to a man NOW. I would be too.

Posted by: Surellin at August 15, 2018 03:31 PM (dHQbf)

513 He sure let it go on for a long time. I say he was enjoying it, then they had a lover's spat and now he wants revenge.

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to always believe the victim!

Posted by: Rachel U Peck at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (lLX2o)

514 I guess I don't understand what lesbian means.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (AKMNZ)

515 When Ace said "Alright I didn't see that coming" I laughed bigly

Posted by: Kickaha at August 15, 2018 06:57 PM (G4lLj)

516 "As my namesake once put it, all that matters is 'who' and 'whom'."

-Lenina Huxley, Brave New World

Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 15, 2018 07:10 PM (OVJc+)

517 Typical dumber ten a sack full of rocks liberals all mouth and no mind YAMMER YAMMER YAMMER RRAAWWKK SQUAWK SQUAWK,KRRRAAAWWWW SKREEEEE SKREEET

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 15, 2018 07:30 PM (wGqjj)

518 She seems really bad at being a lesbian.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at August 15, 2018 07:54 PM (Astxw)

519 In other news, Nimrod sued his mom for $3 million, plus $75 million for emotional damage, for naming him Nimrod.

Fortunately for her, she doesn't live in one of the 38 States where that offence carries the death penalty.

Posted by: Aarradin at August 16, 2018 03:18 AM (5kvQv)

520 So, let me get this straight:

NONE of the 'prominent feminists' are demanding that this LESBIAN professor turn in her "Lesbian" card?

Posted by: Aarradin at August 16, 2018 03:22 AM (5kvQv)

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Feminist Professor Found Guilty of Pervasive, 3-Year Sexual Harassment of Male Graduate Student; Other Feminists Defended Her and, Get This, Blamed the Victim

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Feminist Professor Found Guilty of Pervasive, 3-Year Sexual Harassment of Male Graduate Student;
Other Feminists Defended Her and, Get This, Blamed the Victim