Mid-Morning Open Thread

Girl In A Wickford Garden, New England
Guy Rose

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Nice

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at August 15, 2018 09:29 AM (czkHE)

2 Roomy

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at August 15, 2018 09:29 AM (czkHE)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 09:29 AM (nMj2X)

4 Trees, so art.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 09:30 AM (nMj2X)

5 Sniper training school.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 09:30 AM (nMj2X)

6 she looks stacked

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 15, 2018 09:30 AM (FZYNt)

7 HUMA! come tend my garden

Posted by: Hillary! at August 15, 2018 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

8 I believe I know that roofer.

Posted by: BignJames at August 15, 2018 09:31 AM (0+nbW)

9 Gazebo needs work.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 09:31 AM (hLRSq)

10 Snipers galore.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:31 AM (vbJig)

11 Now where did I bury that body? - Girl in a Wickford Garden, New England

Posted by: Archer at August 15, 2018 09:31 AM (gmo/4)

12 Pretty. I hope there's a canoe down by the water, there's no way to make a backcast with all that streamside vegetation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 09:31 AM (fuK7c)

13 What a pretty garden. Wish mine looked like that.

Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 09:32 AM (OyyDO)

14 sniper ?

Posted by: McCool at August 15, 2018 09:32 AM (WXSv6)

15 Trees=Art

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 15, 2018 09:32 AM (FZYNt)

16 Yo my grey box people
YO

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka Hawaii gunslinger at August 15, 2018 09:32 AM (u65Ml)

17 "Oh my, I do believe i have the vapors"

Posted by: Bruce at August 15, 2018 09:32 AM (8ikIW)

18 She got kicked off Paolo's balcony yesterday.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:33 AM (vbJig)

19 sniper ?
Posted by: McCool

There's six of them. Find the sniper.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 09:33 AM (nMj2X)

20 Lovely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 09:33 AM (AllCR)

21 Aaaaah. A glass of wine, a pick-a-nic basket, and a nap in the sun. That would be wonderful.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 09:33 AM (RD7QR)

22 There's six of them. Find the sniper.
Posted by: rickb223

Where's the sniper

Posted by: Waldo at August 15, 2018 09:33 AM (FZYNt)

23 Behind the Gateway, Cthulu waits.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 09:33 AM (V2Yro)

24 Meh. It's no Rothko.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 09:33 AM (NWiLs)

25 looks like Drudge is now a shithole

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 15, 2018 09:33 AM (FTPVM)

26 Now there's a girl who has never seen human poop on a sidewalk in San Francisco.

Posted by: Archer at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (gmo/4)

27 Is that the next governor of Vermont?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (vbJig)

28 It's hanging low enough that the woman should be able to see the (poorly-constructed) man-trap waiting to fall on her...maybe she does, and she's pondering why a bucolic garden would be the scene of a Viet Cong boobytrap.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (Bdeb0)

29 Remember a few months ago when we were told that the Donks may have tolerated the abuse of women in olden days like during the Clinton administration but now they were through with that and abuse of women would not be tolerated? Well, I guess that statement is inoperable now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (+y/Ru)

30 That's the Vermont Democrat candidate for governor. Xe is trying out xer first frock.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (H80UQ)

31 Philadelphia mom, 44, who shelled out $25k on Arabian themed prom send-off for her son complete with camel and three dates is charged with fraud for collecting disability and faces 140 years behind bars.

http://tinyurl.com/ya4hfjrf

**Narrator's voice: She wont spend a day in prison....

Posted by: McCool at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (WXSv6)

32 >>27 Is that the next governor of Vermont?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (vbJig)

Not enough ugly.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 09:35 AM (Bdeb0)

33 Name that flower: Oriental poppies and lilacs on the right? If so, a Spring scene. Nice.

Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 09:35 AM (OyyDO)

34 21. Too classy
Some KFC and a beer would be better

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka Hawaii gunslinger at August 15, 2018 09:35 AM (u65Ml)

35 Wickford is apparently a chi-chi tourist trap in Rhode Island:

https://tinyurl.com/yd76ofjn

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2018 09:35 AM (kqsXK)

36 25 looks like Drudge is now a shithole
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth

Welcome to the party, pal

Posted by: John McClane at August 15, 2018 09:35 AM (FZYNt)

37 Why "New England"? This is mainstream impressionism so, what, at least post-1870? It's not as if New England were some newfangled concept being explained in Olde England.

New England is six diverse states, spanning the rocky northern shores of Maine, the harsh serenity of the Green and White Mountains, the exquisite shoreline of Massachusetts, and those two little rump states that don't really count as New England.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 09:35 AM (fuK7c)

38 At my office, they have puzzles in the break room that people sometimes work on. When the puzzle is finished, they take it, glue it to a piece of cardboard, and hang them up in the convergence rooms.

The current puzzle is an impressionist painting like this and it's fucking infuriating. Been sitting on the table for like 6 months and pretty much only the edges are completed.

So yeah, that's all I got about this

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2018 09:36 AM (KUaJL)

39 32 >>27 Is that the next governor of Vermont?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (vbJig)

Not enough ugly.
Posted by: Zod

I'd hit it

Posted by: Mack Truck at August 15, 2018 09:36 AM (FZYNt)

40 I think she's lost and can't find her way back.

Posted by: dantesed at August 15, 2018 09:36 AM (88xKn)

41 On Drudge, the front cover of Hollywood Reporter shows Jim Carrey.

Oh my god!

The guy has transformed himself into Gerard Depardieu!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:36 AM (vbJig)

42 Gazebo
Placebo
Tim Tebow

I'll be back in a few minutes...

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2018 09:36 AM (m45I2)

43 Y'know what?

/steps into painting

I think I'll be happier in here today.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 09:37 AM (AM1GF)

44 Lordy, that looks like a hot day. The woman subject should probably remove her clothes, just to cool off.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, disgruntled at August 15, 2018 09:37 AM (ULoJS)

45 31 Philadelphia mom, 44, who shelled out $25k on Arabian themed prom send-off for her son complete with camel and three dates is charged with fraud for collecting disability and faces 140 years behind bars.

http://tinyurl.com/ya4hfjrf

**Narrator's voice: She wont spend a day in prison....

Posted by: McCool at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (WXSv6)

In Philly? Hell no. The jury of her peers will stand and applaud when they announce the not guilty verdict because they admire her spunk.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 09:37 AM (RD7QR)

46 New England is six diverse states, spanning the rocky northern shores of Maine, the harsh serenity of the Green and White Mountains, the exquisite shoreline of Massachusetts, and those two little rump states that don't really count as New England.
_______________________________________

I will agree with you and add that parts of eastern New York State would also consider themselves part of New England.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:38 AM (vbJig)

47 Philadelphia mom, 44, who shelled out $25k on Arabian themed prom send-off for her son complete with camel and three dates is charged with fraud for collecting disability and faces 140 years behind bars.

http://tinyurl.com/ya4hfjrf

**Narrator's voice: She wont spend a day in prison....

Posted by: McCool at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (WXSv6)

Hold up. Dude's mom got him 3 dates for prom?

Sonofabitch. Best mom ever.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2018 09:38 AM (KUaJL)

48 O/T, I see the sidebar note about the found nude footage of Marilyn Monroe in The Misfits. I should like to take the opportunity to point out that I mentioned that story yesterday in JJs Morning Report.

**puffs chest impotently**

**looks for a sexy MM pic**

https://tinyurl.com/y79hvshu

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2018 09:38 AM (kqsXK)

49 Here in NJ, Murphy hired our very first 'Innovation Officer' !

She hasnt ever worked in the private sector, she's a NYU professor and she was Obama's CTO.

and she'll get paid $140k salary

Yay New Jersey !!

http://tinyurl.com/ybq5z69x

Posted by: McCool at August 15, 2018 09:38 AM (WXSv6)

50 >>The current puzzle is an impressionist painting like this and it's fucking infuriating. Been sitting on the table for like 6 months and pretty much only the edges are completed. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2018 09:36 AM (KUaJL)

Sounds like that break-room puzzle should have a few pieces removed and replaced by pieces from a different puzzle. Because more challenging.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 09:38 AM (Bdeb0)

51 35. I may be moving there
Vastly different weather but same crazies

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka Hawaii gunslinger at August 15, 2018 09:38 AM (u65Ml)

52

EM PANDICULATION FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 15, 2018 09:39 AM (7AQC5)

53 A painting of Princess Chelsea and the path to her future.

Posted by: davidt at August 15, 2018 09:39 AM (JCmKL)

54 I read that as Arabian themed porn

so she doesn't own any goats?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 15, 2018 09:39 AM (FZYNt)

55 48 O/T, I see the sidebar note about the found nude footage of Marilyn Monroe in The Misfits.
______________________________________

They cut the scene because the teethmarks from JFK are clearly visible and can be matched to his dental records.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:40 AM (vbJig)

56 Kirsty MacColl doesn't want to change the world. She isn't looking for a new England.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 09:40 AM (Bdeb0)

57 Remember, remember, the 5th of November
and the negligently unsafe storage of gunpowder.

~CNN in 1605

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 15, 2018 09:40 AM (rnAwa)

58 Holy shit, JJ with the "St Swisher's" on the morning report jesus christ that's hardcore. Not safe for snowflakes.

Posted by: phone of kari at August 15, 2018 09:40 AM (TwSdM)

59 Philadelphia mom, 44, who shelled out $25k on Arabian themed prom send-off for her son complete with camel and three dates is charged with fraud for collecting disability and faces 140 years behind bars.

http://tinyurl.com/ya4hfjrf

**Narrator's voice: She wont spend a day in prison....

Posted by: McCool at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (WXSv6)

In Philly? Hell no. The jury of her peers will stand and applaud when they announce the not guilty verdict because they admire her spunk.
Posted by: joncelli

Tell her peers that the $25k is coming out of their bennies.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 09:41 AM (nMj2X)

60 29
Remember a few months ago when we were told that the Donks may have
tolerated the abuse of women in olden days like during the Clinton
administration but now they were through with that and abuse of women
would not be tolerated? Well, I guess that statement is inoperable now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (+y/Ru)

Proving once again........the kneepad theory of Dem politics.
You know how they describe Conservative and flyover as inbred hicks/
Yeah ole whatshername married her brother.

People are laughing at them in the open now. That's why goggle and fartbook have "Curate" your news streams for you.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 15, 2018 09:41 AM (ymnmz)

61 You've heard of live-action chess? This is live-action Mousetrap. It's in the endgame. Someone far away is getting ready to crank the gears

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 15, 2018 09:41 AM (e7uFC)

62 Kirsty MacColl doesn't want to change the world. She isn't looking for a new England.

Do not speak lightly of the dear departed.

Posted by: The Pogues at August 15, 2018 09:41 AM (fuK7c)

63 46 New England is six diverse states, spanning the rocky northern shores of Maine, the harsh serenity of the Green and White Mountains, the exquisite shoreline of Massachusetts, and those two little rump states that don't really count as New England.
_______________________________________

I will agree with you and add that parts of eastern New York State would also consider themselves part of New England.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:38 AM (vbJig)

You guys can have 'em. Leave us Lake Champlain, tho. Everything south of Saratoga and east of Schenectady is all yours.

Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 09:41 AM (OyyDO)

64 I read that as Arabian themed porn

so she doesn't own any goats?
Posted by: Rick in SK

What's with the three dates? Hookers?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 09:42 AM (nMj2X)

65

Scandalous - a limerick

Surrounded by flowers she's bawlin'
'Cause allergy season is gallin'
She's losing her grip
Due to post-nasal drip
Her behavior is simply...uh...pollen

(okay, I'll admit, that's a stretch)

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2018 09:43 AM (m45I2)

66 ...and that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there...

Posted by: hogmartin at August 15, 2018 09:43 AM (IqOTP)

67 What's with the three dates? Hookers?
Posted by: rickb223

Excuse me Mr Cultural Insensitivity, I'll have you know that arabians eat dates to celebrate additions to their harem all the time

Posted by: phone of kari at August 15, 2018 09:44 AM (TwSdM)

68 Excuse me Mr Cultural Insensitivity, I'll have you know that arabians eat dates to celebrate additions to their harem all the time
Posted by: phone of kari

We need to bring in Cannibal Bob on the subject of date eating.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 09:45 AM (nMj2X)

69 Kris, are you on the Vermont side or New York?

I love Lake Champlain, buddy. In fact I love Burlington as one of my top Five Places on the whole planet (mostly because I loved shooting the 50 cal. at Camp Ethan Allen and running the KeyBank Vermont Marathon).

Too bad there are so many socialist brats running around pissing away their daddies' money.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:45 AM (vbJig)

70 What's with the three dates? Hookers?
Posted by: rickb223

My school wouldn't have let me take a single 8 year old, much less 3.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2018 09:45 AM (KUaJL)

71 Posted by: McCool at August 15, 2018 09:34 AM (WXSv6)

Dude, a Quran cake! Cut me a piece!

Posted by: dIb at August 15, 2018 09:45 AM (VJOLZ)

72 Yea, I'd slap her around a spell - Keith Ellison Bitch slappin' SOB extraordinaire.

Posted by: Archer at August 15, 2018 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

73 nude footage of Marilyn Monroe

*******

Who (other than Dick Morris) would want to see Marilyn Monroe's nude foot?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2018 09:46 AM (m45I2)

74 In fact I love Burlington as one of my top Five Places on the whole planet.

I just love their coat selection.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 09:46 AM (nMj2X)

75 Who (other than Dick Morris) would want to see Marilyn Monroe's nude foot?
_______________________________________

Former Jets and Bill Coach Rex Ryan.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:46 AM (vbJig)

76 "Honey, I don't know why it's blurry. Maybe someone put some Vaseline on the lens as a prank?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 15, 2018 09:47 AM (9BLnV)

77 66 ...and that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there...

Posted by: hogmartin at August 15, 2018 09:43 AM (IqOTP)
______________________________________

Clever girl.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:47 AM (vbJig)

78 Who (other than Dick Morris) would want to see Marilyn Monroe's nude foot?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2018 09:46 AM (m45I2)

Dude...

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at August 15, 2018 09:48 AM (JCmKL)

79 Who (other than Dick Morris) would want to see Marilyn Monroe's nude foot?
Posted by: Muldoon

I imagine it's fairly decomposed by now

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 15, 2018 09:48 AM (FZYNt)

80 The following exact quotes of the chants bellowed by protestors as they pounded pavement, cars, and just about anything or anyone else that stood in their way in our DC this past weekend is enough to give a sane person the chills:

"All these racist cops we don't need em!"
"No borders no nation stop the deportations!"
"Free abortion on demand can we do it? Yes we can!"
"We're here we're queer we're socialists; don't f*** with us!"
"Palestine will be free from the river to the sea!"
"Abolish ICE!"
"Whose streets? Our streets!"
"How do we get out of this mess? Revolution nothing less!"

Interesting times.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 15, 2018 09:48 AM (Bdeb0)

81 Is Jim Carrey running for the Governor of VT?

Posted by: Matt lauer at August 15, 2018 09:48 AM (ukNFU)

82 Who (other than Dick Morris) would want to see Marilyn Monroe's nude foot?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2018 09:46 AM (m45I2)

Marv Albert?

Posted by: BignJames at August 15, 2018 09:48 AM (0+nbW)

83 In Warwick, a lass in a hat
A gazebo is missing some slats
Is there place for reclining
She ponders while pining
For that dashing young Paolo in spats

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 09:48 AM (fuK7c)

84 82 Who (other than Dick Morris) would want to see Marilyn Monroe's nude foot?

Ahem.

Posted by: Dr. Scholl at August 15, 2018 09:49 AM (vbJig)

85 Old England's bad enough without making a New England right here in the US of A.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

86 If Ellison and Ms. Brotherhumper get elected, I want Doug Jones replaced by Roy Moore.

Fair is fair.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 09:51 AM (AM1GF)

87 The style kind of reminds me of Van Gogh.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 15, 2018 09:51 AM (JNTt1)

88 She has a stiletto in her right hand.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 15, 2018 09:51 AM (xBSm0)

89 69 Kris, are you on the Vermont side or New York?

I love Lake Champlain, buddy. In fact I love Burlington as one of my top Five Places on the whole planet (mostly because I loved shooting the 50 cal. at Camp Ethan Allen and running the KeyBank Vermont Marathon).

Too bad there are so many socialist brats running around pissing away their daddies' money.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 09:45 AM (vbJig)

I'm on the exact opposite side of the State. Any further West, I'd be in Lake Erie. I've never been to Lake Champlain, actually, but it's a nice natural barrier against the Commie hordes.

Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 09:51 AM (OyyDO)

90 @ 12
Backcast? What, no one ever taught you how to roll cast? Anyone who has ever fished the 2x4 trout steams in the Northeast knows how.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 15, 2018 09:51 AM (S/hVx)

91 >>80 The following exact quotes of the chants bellowed by protestors as they pounded pavement, cars, and just about anything or anyone else that stood in their way in our DC this past weekend is enough to give a sane person the chills: Interesting times. Posted by: wrg500 at August 15, 2018 09:48 AM (Bdeb0)

No one yelled "Are we not men?! We are Devo!!" What a humorless bunch.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 09:51 AM (Bdeb0)

92 Who (other than Dick Morris) would want to see Marilyn Monroe's nude foot?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2018 09:46 AM

Marv Albert?

Posted by: BignJames at August 15, 2018 09:48 AM

the Tijuana Brass guy?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 15, 2018 09:51 AM (ZQfW9)

93 In Warwick, a lass in a hat
A gazebo is missing some slats
Is there place for reclining
She ponders while pining
For that dashing young Paolo in spats
Posted by: Bandersnatch

In Warwick, a lass in heat
A gazebo is missing some seats
Is there place for reclining
She ponders while pining
For that dashing young Paolo to slip her some meat

*suggested edit

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 09:52 AM (nMj2X)

94 I missed the thread last night so I just want to say it hee.I am glad left wing assholes are throwing their money away to scumbag Stzrok because they think it sticks it to Trump or something.Send your life savings retards!

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 09:52 AM (LiyEm)

95 Why didn't you Van Gogh to the polls and vote for me, you deplorable inbred hicks?

Posted by: Hillary! at August 15, 2018 09:52 AM (NWiLs)

96 92 Who (other than Dick Morris) would want to see Marilyn Monroe's nude foot?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2018 09:46 AM

Marv Albert?

Posted by: BignJames at August 15, 2018 09:48 AM

the Tijuana Brass guy?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 15, 2018 09:51 AM (ZQfW9)

Now you have to link to the album cover of Whipped Cream and Other Delights. Fair's fair.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

97 "No borders no nation stop the deportations!"
"Free abortion on demand can we do it? Yes we can!"

Throw in weed and pedophilia and they'd be mistaken for libertarians.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 09:53 AM (NWiLs)

98 I like gazebos.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 09:54 AM (yQpMk)

99 Now you have to link to the album cover of Whipped Cream and Other Delights. Fair's fair.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 09:53 AM

isn't the earworm enough?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 15, 2018 09:55 AM (ZQfW9)

100 My AR-15 "chants" pretty well.

Posted by: Archer at August 15, 2018 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

101 The sight of a girl in a Wickford Garden
Does nothing except cause my heart to harden

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

102
97 "No borders no nation stop the deportations!"
"Free abortion on demand can we do it? Yes we can!"

Throw in weed and pedophilia and they'd be mistaken for libertarians.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 09:53 AM (NWiLs)

Yeah, libertarianism in some of its forms is just anarchism with a free market layer on top. A lot of people in the tech industry are like that. Oh, and they hold you in contempt.

(And, just for completeness, a pleasant image for the morons: https://goo.gl/images/ycXYLk)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 09:57 AM (RD7QR)

103
Arch Fiend - a limerick

A darling young girl named Miss Bettish
She's fetching and rather coquettish
Hey check out her toes
Just like Marilyn Monroe's
So sue me. I have a foot fetish!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2018 09:57 AM (m45I2)

104 Finished reading a crime novel in the evening. Then woke up during the night wondering how the Seth Rich cold case was progressing. Remembered that one rumor was he was ttaking evidence to the fbi when he got shot.
Thought wow, the poor guy was taking proof against that political party to this fbi?

Posted by: I Have No Answers at August 15, 2018 09:57 AM (O260t)

105 "Honey, I don't know why it's blurry. Maybe someone put some Vaseline on the lens as a prank?"
========

Sounds like a waste of good Vaseline.

Posted by: Shep! at August 15, 2018 09:57 AM (vg8iE)

106 Who (other than Dick Morris) would want to see Marilyn Monroe's nude foot?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2018 09:46 AM (m45I2)

I'm not a foot fetishist, but in MMs case, I'd make an exception.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2018 09:57 AM (kqsXK)

107 The sight of a girl in a Wickford Garden

Does nothing except cause my heart to harden

*bongo drum solo*

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 15, 2018 09:57 AM (xBSm0)

108 Two nice paintings in a row. Whats wrong witcha Dildo?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 15, 2018 09:57 AM (rXkis)

109 Two nice paintings in a row. Whats wrong witcha Dildo?

Posted by: Xipe Totec

He's got a doozy lined up for Friday I bet...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 09:58 AM (AM1GF)

110 I really enjoy this style of Impressionism (if Wiki has the right information). Enough realism to appreciate the scene and brilliant use of color. I believe this was done in oils but could be done effectively in watercolor or even pastels. Thoroughly enjoyable. Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: JTB at August 15, 2018 09:59 AM (V+03K)

111 Yeah, I know, rhyming couplet isn't exactly top-shelf poetry.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 09:59 AM (NWiLs)

112 Wickford is a very quaint little seaside town in RI that is also the home of the Wickford Art Festival every summer. Lots of artists in the area. Also a stones throw from the Gilbert Stuart museum.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 10:00 AM (/tuJf)

113 Finished reading a crime novel in the evening. Then woke up during the night wondering how the Seth Rich cold case was progressing. Remembered that one rumor was he was ttaking evidence to the fbi when he got shot.

Thought wow, the poor guy was taking proof against that political party to this fbi?
Posted by: I Have No Answers

Guess who shot him?

And now you know,

The rest of the story.
Posted by: Paul Harvey

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 10:00 AM (nMj2X)

114 I love Lake Champlain, buddy. In fact I love Burlington as one of my top Five Places on the whole planet (mostly because I loved shooting the 50 cal. at Camp Ethan Allen and running the KeyBank Vermont Marathon).

I'm afraid we differ about Burlington. I'll only go there if I'm being paid to do so. The streets look like any 1970's era soviet city. Come to think on it, the people are more or less the same. A lot of things go boom up at Camp Ethan Allen, I can walk to it from my house. They used to test out the Gatling guns GE made back in the day. That was an impressive sound.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 15, 2018 10:00 AM (kUmUV)

115 So the London Fiesta driver was a Sudanese Muslim man....

Who would'a thunk...

Posted by: McCool at August 15, 2018 10:00 AM (WXSv6)

116 Two nice paintings in a row. Whats wrong witcha Dildo?

Posted by: Xipe Totec

He's got a doozy lined up for Friday I bet...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 09:58 AM (AM1GF)

Ottoman Man
Ottoman Man
Squatting like he's in the can -
See his pic
You'll wish you ran -
Ottoman Man

**accordion solo**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2018 10:00 AM (kqsXK)

117 "Trees, so art." Not so fast!

Must be "happy little trees" to be Art!
Do those trees look happy? Well, do they?

Posted by: Old Codger at August 15, 2018 10:01 AM (HvZln)

118 I've watched enough TV to know that with that shelter, she'll never make it thru the night naked.

Posted by: t-bird at August 15, 2018 10:01 AM (ltmZG)

119 She later starred in a show about a private investigator: The Wickford Files.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 10:02 AM (NWiLs)

120 Thought wow, the poor guy was taking proof against that political party to this fbi?

That's how the murder knew where he would be. And apropos of that, I watched the Sooth recommended Den of Thieves last night and it was quite enjoyable.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:02 AM (yQpMk)

121 118 I've watched enough TV to know that with that shelter, she'll never make it thru the night naked.
Posted by: t-bird at August 15, 2018 10:01 AM (ltmZG)

I'm sure someone will volunteer to keep her warm.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 10:03 AM (RD7QR)

122 And now you know,

The rest of the story.
Posted by: Paul Harvey

Good Day.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:03 AM (yQpMk)

123 That bitch needs a beating. And I'm just the man to give it to her.

Posted by: Keith Ellison at August 15, 2018 10:04 AM (59GGI)

124 The following exact quotes of the chants bellowed by
protestors as they pounded pavement, cars, and just about anything or
anyone else that stood in their way in our DC this past weekend is
enough to give a sane person the chills:

"All these racist cops we don't need em!"

"No borders no nation stop the deportations!"

"Free abortion on demand can we do it? Yes we can!"

"We're here we're queer we're socialists; don't f*** with us!"

"Palestine will be free from the river to the sea!"

"Abolish ICE!"

"Whose streets? Our streets!"

"How do we get out of this mess? Revolution nothing less!"

Interesting times.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 15, 2018 09:48 AM (Bdeb0)

Some times genocide is your friend.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2018 10:05 AM (9Om/r)

125 That bitch needs a beating. And I'm just the man to give it to her.

Posted by: Keith Ellison at August 15, 2018 10:04 AM (59GGI)
========

Can I get in on some of that action?

Posted by: Alan Grayson at August 15, 2018 10:05 AM (vg8iE)

126 I really miss New England for the scenery and, sometimes, the climate. The idea of a couple of weeks on the Maine coast in autumn or parts of the Green Mountains with cameras and drawing supplies (and fishing gear) is still strong. But after more than 40 years away, I'll just have to be content with the Blue Ridge.

Posted by: JTB at August 15, 2018 10:06 AM (V+03K)

127 Also, I have recently watched The Hitman's Bodyguard with Sam Jackson and some pretty boy with a dash of noted economist Salma Hayek. It was also entertaining, not good, but entertaining.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:06 AM (yQpMk)

128 Good Day.
Posted by: Grump928(c)

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 10:07 AM (nMj2X)

129 If she's Brown...
Beat. Her. Down.

Posted by: Eric Schneiderman at August 15, 2018 10:07 AM (kT7UC)

130 Golf clap.

You have to be well past middle age to get that.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:07 AM (yQpMk)

131 >>I'll just have to be content with the Blue Ridge.
Posted by: JTB at August 15, 2018 10:06 AM (V+03K)

Beautiful part of Virginia.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 10:08 AM (Bdeb0)

132 You have to be well past middle age to get that.

Posted by: Grump928(c)

I'm on my 18th 29 and get that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 10:09 AM (AM1GF)

133 I was a religious listener to Paul Harvey News and The Rest of the Story.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:09 AM (yQpMk)

134 127 Also, I have recently watched The Hitman's Bodyguard with Sam Jackson and some pretty boy with a dash of noted economist Salma Hayek. It was also entertaining, not good, but entertaining.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:06 AM (yQpMk)

A decent movie is "From Paris with Love" with a bald John Travolta.

Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 10:09 AM (OyyDO)

135 I'm so old I remember when Rhode Island elected actual Republicans. Good times.

Posted by: JTB at August 15, 2018 10:09 AM (V+03K)

136 I love Lake Champlain, buddy. In fact I love Burlington as one of my top Five Places on the whole planet (mostly because I loved shooting the 50 cal. at Camp Ethan Allen and running the KeyBank Vermont Marathon).

Too bad there are so many socialist brats running around pissing away their daddies' money.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Burlington is in a very pretty location. I have been there once. The place is picturesque. I would never live there. The people are nuts.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 15, 2018 10:09 AM (vcOmj)

137 You have to be well past middle age to get that.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:07 AM (yQpMk)

Not so. Just need to listen to am radio.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 15, 2018 10:09 AM (IqOTP)

138 If she's Brown...
Beat. Her. Down.
Posted by: Eric Schneiderman

If she's yellow...
Giver her an editor's job at the NYT.

(Too soon?)

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 10:10 AM (nMj2X)

139 >>I may be moving there
Vastly different weather but same crazies

We aren't all crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 10:10 AM (/tuJf)

140 >>You have to be well past middle age to get that.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:07 AM (yQpMk)

Ouch.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 10:10 AM (Bdeb0)

141 Standby for News!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:11 AM (yQpMk)

142 I wonder if Paul Harvey would have been NeverTrump?

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 10:12 AM (LiyEm)

143
It can now be publicly revealed
The records no longer under shield
The sad case of Heidi Klum
Is the gazebo just another room
Where she's been hermetically Sealed?

/ can't get the tempo right, screw it

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 15, 2018 10:12 AM (LOgQ4)

144 Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America, from boarder to boarder and coast to coast and all the ships at sea...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 10:15 AM (nMj2X)

145 By the middle of the Hitman's bodyguard I started having the same feeling as halfway through John Wick Dos, is there an infinite number of assassins and mercenaries to be killed? In JW2 it seemed that assassins had to be NYC's major export. And at no time do either group start to go 'Huh, this guy is like 250-0 on killing people attacking him. I think I will pass on the job.'

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:15 AM (yQpMk)

146
Arrrggghhhh.

We've been getting crickets in the shop lately (and in my apartment a couple of times a week). Last night a whole horde of them got into the drop ceiling.

Now the shop sounds like cricket prom night. And we have a customer visit coming up tomorrow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2018 10:15 AM (veoSD)

147 Nice trees. Purple gazebo? Don't like.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 10:16 AM (r9UYA)

148 I was a religious listener to Paul Harvey News and The Rest of the Story.

Shit. I remember listening to Paul Harvey hawking 'HL Hunt Shoe String Potatoes' when I was a kid. And Buicks.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 15, 2018 10:16 AM (xBSm0)

149 Damn autocucumber.

Border to border.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 10:16 AM (nMj2X)

150 Cricket pron is pretty obscure, even for this place.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:18 AM (fuK7c)

151
In JW2 it seemed that assassins had to be NYC's major export.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:15 AM (yQpMk)

And tattooed criminal swingdance style hottie switchboard operators and clerical staff.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2018 10:18 AM (veoSD)

152 126 I really miss New England for the scenery and, sometimes, the climate....
Posted by: JTB at August 15, 2018 10:06 AM (V+03K)

Good news, there is a cure. We call it February, March and April (and sometimes May). Picture an evening huddled by the wood stove in the last week of April rolling up old medical records to throw in stove for heat because you ran out of fire wood and there is too much snow on the ground to go out and look for dead falls (and fuel oil is quite expensive). I do agree however that it is pretty at times, and off the beaten path parts are quite charming.

Because of the above stated "cure" I'm trying to get wifey to at least look at the mountains of Virginia or Eastern Tennessee for when we finally stop this work stuff.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 15, 2018 10:18 AM (kUmUV)

153 Slow Joe cancelled a fund raiser because because of an unspecified illness.

Chicago Tribune
@chicagotribune
An attempt by Illinois Democrats to generate a blue wave for the November election hit its first rocky shore, writes @rap30.

When your hope for a blue wave rest on the charisma of Biden, it's time to consider suicide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 15, 2018 10:19 AM (sCI4a)

154 Yeah. I like John wick because it rivals Kill Bill for realism and believability.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 15, 2018 10:19 AM (rXkis)

155 I was watching the Hitler channel last night and they had an episode on the Nazi art museum Hitler had built. Goebbels had wanted the style of the time, expressionist and modern art. Hundreds of artist entries were submitted for Hitler's review and approval. Unfortunately for those artists and Goebbels , Hitler sounded like the Horde when CBD posts that style of art. He then personally picked the propaganda art and sculptures that would be displayed in the museum that opened in 1937. The display looked like you would imagine. Lots of Aryan super men and women.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 10:19 AM (shMPn)

156 >>Because of the above stated "cure" I'm trying to get
wifey to at least look at the mountains of Virginia or Eastern
Tennessee for when we finally stop this work stuff. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 15, 2018 10:18 AM (kUmUV)

Howdy (potential future) neighbor!

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 10:20 AM (Bdeb0)

157 Looks like Chelsea. Or Web in drag. Scouting locations.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 15, 2018 10:21 AM (RuIsu)

158 >>Purple gazebo?

How can you tell with that dress on her?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 10:22 AM (kT7UC)

159 153 Slow Joe cancelled a fund raiser because because of an unspecified illness.

Chicago Tribune
@chicagotribune
An attempt by Illinois Democrats to generate a blue wave for the November election hit its first rocky shore, writes @rap30.

When your hope for a blue wave rest on the charisma of Biden, it's time to consider suicide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 15, 2018 10:19 AM (sCI4a)

Hmm, maybe he sniffed the wrong head of hair.

And consider this: Democrats consider Slow Joe to be the bee's knees. Something to consider when they lecture Trump supporters about class.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 10:22 AM (RD7QR)

160
150 Cricket pron is pretty obscure, even for this place.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:18 AM (fuK7c)

It wouldn't be so bad except every last one of them thinks he's Gryllidae Elvis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2018 10:22 AM (veoSD)

161 At the Iowa State Fair today. Just had the breakfast sausage in a waffle. Tasty!!!

Posted by: Iowa Bob at August 15, 2018 10:23 AM (vg5I4)

162 Slow Joe cancelled a fund raiser because because of an unspecified illness.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 15, 2018 10:19 AM
~~~~~

Doctor said he wasn't allowed to fly. DVT?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 15, 2018 10:24 AM (Ri0Ku)

163 Jiminy Cricket was known
To love a cicada who shone
Lustrous at night
A katydid sight
And that Katy did get him blown

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:24 AM (fuK7c)

164 decent movie is "From Paris with Love" with a bald John Travolta.
Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 10:09 AM (OyyDO)

I think it's more than decent. Travolta's best movie ever. Anti PC and I think they intentionally had a Hillary like character that they made look like a bitch.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 10:24 AM (shMPn)

165 O/T. Well, just got my new marching orders. Guess my next job is in DC. Damn I hate that city. Down on U Street just off of Rhode Island Ave.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 15, 2018 10:25 AM (R5lpX)

166 155 I was watching the Hitler channel last night and they had an episode on the Nazi art museum Hitler had built. Goebbels had wanted the style of the time, expressionist and modern art. Hundreds of artist entries were submitted for Hitler's review and approval. Unfortunately for those artists and Goebbels , Hitler sounded like the Horde when CBD posts that style of art. He then personally picked the propaganda art and sculptures that would be displayed in the museum that opened in 1937. The display looked like you would imagine. Lots of Aryan super men and women.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 10:19 AM (shMPn)

Here is an entire website on the Great German Art Expositions from 1937-1944. It has photo albums of the galleries by year, which you can embiggen and hover over to get the artist/title (in German).

I used one class every semester to teach the Nazi Aesthetic. Only had one complaint.

https://tinyurl.com/y8mlk4ck

Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 10:26 AM (OyyDO)

167 Hitler sounded like the Horde when CBD posts that style of art.

Hitler arranged an exhibition called Entartete Kunst (Degenerate Art) to highlight the works of modernists and Jews. The exhibit was widely viewed, but the message was clear: do not do this.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:27 AM (fuK7c)

168
Crickets are a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: People for the Ethical Treatment of Crickets at August 15, 2018 10:27 AM (LOgQ4)

169 What's so wicked about that garden? I'm not seeing it.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2018 10:27 AM (xjiRE)

170 165 O/T. Well, just got my new marching orders. Guess my next job is in DC. Damn I hate that city. Down on U Street just off of Rhode Island Ave.
Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 15, 2018 10:25 AM (R5lpX)

Keep as far south or west in VA as you can consistent with a comfortable commute. VA isn't red anymore but it's better than DC or MD.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

171 low breasts, or high waistline?

Posted by: Buzsaw90 at August 15, 2018 10:28 AM (PNcou)

172 When your hope for a blue wave rest on the charisma of Biden, it's time to consider suicide.

Their blue wave depends on the vitality of Biden, both Clintons, McCain, Pelosi, Soros, etc.

The Democrat Party is on life support...literally.

Posted by: t-bird at August 15, 2018 10:28 AM (9F3Py)

173 The display looked like you would imagine. Lots of Aryan super men and women.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp

He may have lacked imagination in many ways, but he sure knew his audience.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 10:28 AM (AM1GF)

174 150 Cricket pron is pretty obscure, even for this place.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:18 AM (fuK7c)

---

and it last for DAYS.

now i know how you get a sticky wicket

Posted by: Buzsaw90 at August 15, 2018 10:29 AM (PNcou)

175 Found the sniper.

She's in a blue dress with a blue hat on.

(She's either a really really good, or really really bad sniper)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2018 10:29 AM (AURKQ)

176 164 decent movie is "From Paris with Love" with a bald John Travolta.
Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 10:09 AM (OyyDO)

I think it's more than decent. Travolta's best movie ever. Anti PC and I think they intentionally had a Hillary like character that they made look like a bitch.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 10:24 AM (shMPn)

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is completely eclipsed by Travolta in that movie. He's better as the warrior bishop in Vikings, anyway.

Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 10:29 AM (OyyDO)

177

That must be a John Wick-ford garden from the looks of that shot-up roof.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 10:29 AM (HaL55)

178 Doctor said he wasn't allowed to fly.

Joe, listen to your doctor. He's heard something.

Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at August 15, 2018 10:29 AM (9F3Py)

179 Doctor said he wasn't allowed to fly.

Joe, listen to your doctor. He's heard something.
Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown

Joe, your wife is a doctor. Get her opinion and fly!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 10:31 AM (nMj2X)

180 177

That must be a John Wick-ford garden from the looks of that shot-up roof.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 10:29 AM (HaL55)

He destroyed a gazebo roof with a pencil. A fucking PENCIL!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 10:31 AM (NWiLs)

181 hat bitch needs a beating. And I'm just the man to give it to her.

Posted by: Keith Ellison at August 15, 2018 10:04 AM

Can I get in on some of that action?
Posted by: Alan Grayson at August 15, 2018 10:05 AM

hold my beer...

Posted by: Ike Turner at August 15, 2018 10:31 AM (ZQfW9)

182 Too many vibrant pastel colors and that woman is not in a full burqa and is obviously an infidel. She is ripe for a beating and/or a beheading.

Posted by: Keith Ellison - US Representative at August 15, 2018 10:33 AM (r9UYA)

183 @170-

Alas, U Street and Rhode Island Ave is a cast-iron bitch to get to from the Virginny burbs.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 15, 2018 10:33 AM (nBYXD)

184 167 Hitler sounded like the Horde when CBD posts that style of art.

Hitler arranged an exhibition called Entartete Kunst (Degenerate Art) to highlight the works of modernists and Jews. The exhibit was widely viewed, but the message was clear: do not do this.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:27 AM (fuK7c)

It was set up across the street from the Great German Exhibition. The idea was to see degenerate art, and then cleanse yourself by seeing the good stuff.

I don't think Hitler was crazy, at least not at the beginning. There's a lot of evidence that he was in control of his faculties and knew exactly what he was doing. I think labeling him as crazy makes it too easy to dismiss him.

Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 10:35 AM (OyyDO)

185 It would have been a lot more interesting had the 14 year old won the Vermont primary.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 10:36 AM (UnA8+)

186 183 @170-

Alas, U Street and Rhode Island Ave is a cast-iron bitch to get to from the Virginny burbs.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 15, 2018 10:33 AM (nBYXD)

Rhode Island Avenue stop on the Red Line. You can walk to U Street from there. Not a pleasant walk, I grant you, but better than driving in.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 10:36 AM (RD7QR)

187 Hitler arranged an exhibition called Entartete Kunst (Degenerate Art) to highlight the works of modernists and Jews. The exhibit was widely viewed, but the message was clear: do not do this.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:27 AM (fuK7c)

Hitler at the Degenerate Art Show.

https://tinyurl.com/ya5zonfc

Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 10:38 AM (OyyDO)

188

I think labeling him as crazy makes it too easy to dismiss him.

Crazy + power is a deadly combination.

Which is the very best reason to keep Progs far away from any elected office.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 10:38 AM (HaL55)

189 When your hope for a blue wave rest on the charisma of Biden, it's time to consider suicide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 15, 2018 10:19 AM (sCI4a)

Does brain death qualify?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 10:38 AM (hLRSq)

190 Local radio just had something about Dem luminary Hank Johnson saying something about calling a woman a dog is bad because bitch is a female dog and that is pretty t like calling her a a bitch. Or maybe it was like calling her a ho like the rappers? He seem confused, should have carried the notes Pelosi gave him and read them directly. Or just let John Lewis deliver the lines.

Posted by: Ripley at August 15, 2018 10:38 AM (MxEKc)

191 it's good because a dog is mans best friend.

There is no animal that is more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the dog.

Posted by: Buzsaw90 at August 15, 2018 10:41 AM (PNcou)

192 Because of the above stated "cure" I'm trying to get
wifey to at least look at the mountains of Virginia or Eastern
Tennessee for when we finally stop this work stuff. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 15, 2018 10:18 AM (kUmUV)

**fistbump**

Between the shitty weather and the lunatic left, I can't wait to get out of Massachusetts.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2018 10:42 AM (kqsXK)

193 >>I think labeling him as crazy makes it too easy to dismiss him. Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 10:35 AM (OyyDO)

If you're into this sort of thing, Ron Rosenbaum's "Explaining Hitler" is a superb read. It's not yet another book *about* Hitler; it's a comparison of the sober critical approaches that well-regarded historians have taken to explaining him (Alan Bullock, Ian Kershaw, etc.) Very interesting to see different deeply-researched studies compared and discussed.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 10:42 AM (Bdeb0)

194 Don't forget Obama won a Grammy for reading "his" book as audio presentation. He's on tape using the "N" word and "B" word.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 10:42 AM (Bdeb0)

195 Too many colours.

Posted by: Bear phone at August 15, 2018 10:43 AM (D/Ye4)

196 So the MFM is all giddy over Dems "embracing diversity" in the primaries read Muslims, wymyn and a guy in a dress meanwhile Trump "tightened his grip on the Republican party". No propaganda at all comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2018 10:43 AM (OLCnA)

197 >>Joseph Curtatone, the mayor of Somerville, Mass., said Sunday that he
will never drink Sam Adams beer again after the cofounder of the Boston
brewery thanked President Trump for a corporate tax cut.

I will have to try some Sam Adams beer.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 10:43 AM (r9UYA)

198 If you're into this sort of thing, Ron Rosenbaum's "Explaining Hitler" is a superb read.

Does it mention all the failed attempts on his life as a child by Jewish Time Traveling assassins that turned him into an anti-semite?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:44 AM (yQpMk)

199 191 There is no animal that is more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the dog.
Posted by: Buzsaw90 at August 15, 2018 10:41 AM (PNcou)

And no animal more haraam under Islam.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

200 Trump calling Mimosa a dog = horrible

Kieth X beating women = ehh, these things happen

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 15, 2018 10:44 AM (sCI4a)

201 Because of the above stated "cure" I'm trying to get
wifey to at least look at the mountains of Virginia or Eastern
Tennessee for when we finally stop this work stuff. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 15, 2018 10:18 AM (kUmUV)

**fistbump**

Between the shitty weather and the lunatic left, I can't wait to get out of Massachusetts.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Looking long and hard at Gore Va. for my retirement.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 10:44 AM (Bdeb0)

202 Happy Hump Day, all.

The lass in the painting looks like she just discovered something unseemly in the run-down gazebo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 10:44 AM (ptqGC)

203 Hitler at the Degenerate Art Show.

The work behind him says "take Dada seriously, it's worth it" which is a phrase from George Grosz which found its way into other works.

I didn't know this, I just looked things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:44 AM (fuK7c)

204 191 There is no animal that is more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the dog.
Posted by: Buzsaw90 at August 15, 2018 10:41 AM (PNcou)

And no animal more haraam under Islam.
Posted by: Hikaru

Maybe the pig.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 10:45 AM (Bdeb0)

205 >>Does it mention all the failed attempts on his life
as a child by Jewish Time Traveling assassins that turned him into an
anti-semite? Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:44 AM (yQpMk)

No.

Posted by: Zod at August 15, 2018 10:45 AM (Bdeb0)

206 I await Alyssa Milano's denunciation of Ellison.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 10:45 AM (r9UYA)

207 Problem with conservatives leaving blue states is that leftists also are leaving blue states and moving to the same red states that you are moving to -- so you get to watch them destroy those states too. No thanks.

Posted by: Hopeless at August 15, 2018 10:45 AM (XcgmW)

208 I will have to try some Sam Adams beer.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 10:43 AM (r9UYA)

Very good beer. And a nice variety. They do or did have an IPA that was excellent.

I'll be hoisting one to PDT, maybe even this evening.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 15, 2018 10:45 AM (xPJvm)

209 #194. Yeah but Barry could say or do anything and the left would have loved it. He could have brought back Jim Crow laws and the left would have swooned

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2018 10:46 AM (OLCnA)

210 He could have brought back Jim Crow laws and the left would have swooned

Like segregated dorms?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:46 AM (yQpMk)

211 I will have to try some Sam Adams beer.

Posted by: Under Fire

They have a pretty good Hefeweizen style of beer when you can find it.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)

212 I don't think Hitler was crazy, at least not at the beginning. There's a lot of evidence that he was in control of his faculties and knew exactly what he was doing. I think labeling him as crazy makes it too easy to dismiss him.

Posted by: Kris

I've seen some arguments that what happened later was a result of disease and amphetamine abuse. It would explain quite a bit if true.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 10:47 AM (AM1GF)

213 204 Maybe the pig.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 10:45 AM (Bdeb0)

Maybe.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 10:47 AM (UnA8+)

214 Husband and I spent a terrific weekend in Greenville, SC. I was raised there after my dad's AF retirement, and way back then it was a sad, tired mill town. It's vibrant and beautiful now, and the Reedy River Falls at the end of Main Street is filled with boutique hotels and cool bistros and restaurants.

I am gently attempting to convince my husband to move there if/when he ever decides to sell his business and retire. We love Savannah and the coast, but I long to live near the mountains again. And I'm sick to death of the fear of hurricanes every damned year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 10:48 AM (ptqGC)

215 If you're into this sort of thing, Ron Rosenbaum's "Explaining Hitler" is a superb read.

Seconded.

Just for laughs - one book I have about the negotiations among Hindenburg, von Papen and the various volkisch groups to get Hitler appointed chancellor is called Hitler's Thirty Days to Power.

Every time I look at the spine, it reminds me of a diet or exercise book.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2018 10:48 AM (kqsXK)

216 203 The work behind him says "take Dada seriously, it's worth it" which is a phrase from George Grosz which found its way into other works.

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Dada 5000 was the worst MMA fighter of all time...aside from maybe CM Punk.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 10:49 AM (UnA8+)

217 There is no animal that is more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the dog.

Clearly you have not met Fatima, my pet goat

Posted by: Hassan al-Bibbi at August 15, 2018 10:49 AM (WXSv6)

218 There is no animal that is more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the dog.
Posted by: Buzsaw90 at August 15, 2018 10:41 AM (PNcou)

And no animal more haraam under Islam.
Posted by: Hikaru

Further proof that islam has no home here.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 10:50 AM (nMj2X)

219 The work behind him says "take Dada seriously, it's worth it" which is a phrase from George Grosz which found its way into other works.

I didn't know this, I just looked things up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:44 AM (fuK7c)

I must've looked at that picture hundreds of times. I never knew what it said. LOL.

Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 10:50 AM (OyyDO)

220 Trump smells like wet dog!!

Posted by: Ghengis Jeong at August 15, 2018 10:50 AM (shMPn)

221 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Scratches again.
Goes looking for coffee.

Morning Horde.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2018 10:50 AM (0tfLf)

222 Does it mention all the failed attempts on his life as a child by Jewish Time Traveling assassins that turned him into an anti-semite?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:44 AM (yQpMk)

No. But there is an excellent chapter about the theory that Hitler's anti-Semitism came as the result of syphilis he caught from a Jewish prostitute during his down-and-out years in Vienna and how some apologists seize on this as the "reason" for the Holocaust, seeing it as a way of telling the Jews they brought it on themselves.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2018 10:51 AM (kqsXK)

223 I've seen some arguments that what happened later was a result of disease and amphetamine abuse. It would explain quite a bit if true.

There is recent (last five years or so) research that shows how wildly drugged up he was at the end. Then he was insane.

The nobody Austrian who connived his way to ultimate power in an aristocratic Germany was utterly sane.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:51 AM (fuK7c)

224 @191 ... I cried my eyes out when they shot Ol Yeller.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2018 10:51 AM (hqZPQ)

225 We love Savannah and the coast, but I long to live near the mountains again. And I'm sick to death of the fear of hurricanes every damned year.

Was in Savannah last September for a wedding, very pretty town and enjoyed it greatly. Also very nice to see an active port. Does however seem awful low and exposed to hurricanes. Can't fault wanting to move for that reason.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 15, 2018 10:52 AM (kUmUV)

226 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:51 AM (fuK7c)

Probably no more drugged up than JFK. Okay maybe a little more.

Posted by: Ghengis Jeong at August 15, 2018 10:52 AM (shMPn)

227 >>I cried my eyes out when they shot Ol Yeller.

I don't know what made me sadder, Old Yeller getting the bullet or Shane not turning around and shooting that annoying kid right in the fucking face.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 10:53 AM (kT7UC)

228 I wept when Arnold Ziffel was reduced to bacon for a town hotcake breakfast on Green Acres.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:53 AM (yQpMk)

229 Please, call me Guy.

Posted by: Mr Rose at August 15, 2018 10:54 AM (hqZPQ)

230 #223. He was successful because he spoke perfect Austrian. Few have mastered that language

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2018 10:54 AM (OLCnA)

231 DADA is interesting for about the first five minutes, then it goes to hell. It's fun to watch students faces as you try to teach it though. Heh.

Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 10:54 AM (OyyDO)

232 or Shane not turning around and shooting that annoying kid right in the fucking face.

Shane's dead, man. Shane's dead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:54 AM (fuK7c)

233 Wickford Garden is one of my favorite STP songs.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 15, 2018 10:54 AM (sXefu)

234 Does it mention all the failed attempts on his life as a child by Jewish Time Traveling assassins that turned him into an anti-semite?

Posted by: Grump928(c)

The "back in time to kill Hitler" thing amuses me. It assumes perfect knowledge of what would happen without him, when for all we know the results could have actually been far, far worse...and he was the best of a bad bunch of possibilities...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 10:54 AM (AM1GF)

235 He was successful because he spoke perfect Austrian. Few have mastered that language

The language of love and genocidal mania.

Also, a floor wax.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:55 AM (yQpMk)

236 >>I wept when Arnold Ziffel was reduced to bacon for a town hotcake breakfast on Green Acres.

I was at that Breakfast, too!

I wept when they wouldn't let me put Syrup on my French Toast.

Posted by: Sam Drucker at August 15, 2018 10:55 AM (kT7UC)

237 The nobody Austrian who connived his way to ultimate power in an aristocratic Germany was utterly sane.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:51 AM (fuK7c)

Yeah ... crazy people don't play an entire country like a fiddle the way he did. He was an evil genius.

I've always wondered if he just scapegoated the Jews because he knew he needed a scapegoat ... and he picked the one group that all of Europe is predisposed to dislike.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 10:56 AM (fiGNd)

238 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 10:48 AM (ptqGC)

I was born on the AF base....we hit the road after the base closed in '62. I moved back in '75 and I've been here since. This place has exploded business and population wise in the past 40 years.

Posted by: BignJames at August 15, 2018 10:56 AM (0+nbW)

239 The "back in time to kill Hitler" thing amuses me. It assumes perfect knowledge of what would happen without him, when for all we know the results could have actually been far, far worse...and he was the best of a bad bunch of possibilities...

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Sure. Just imagine a Hitler who wasn't a vegan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 10:56 AM (uSlc8)

240 I must've looked at that picture hundreds of times. I never knew what it said. LOL.

I didn't know anything about Grosz. He's just the kind of guy that the Nazis would hate. Just on the merits, not even a Joo.

He had the sense to skedaddle in 1933.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Grosz

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 10:56 AM (fuK7c)

241 Bander, and so the whole of the german population was on drugs?
I do find it difficult to understand the hows .

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 10:56 AM (dPd5y)

242 I thought Hitler had Syphilis. And the meth lab in a shed out back. And a nemesis, Steiner.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 15, 2018 10:56 AM (RuIsu)

243 Anyone here want to buy a share of GE stock? I'll trade you for a bottle of Keto Water.

Drudge links to an article about how the average American worker gets less time off than a medieval peasant -- Trump could win over a generation if he gives everyone August off like they do in France.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2018 10:56 AM (hqZPQ)

244 >> Wickford Garden is one of my favorite STP songs.

It's no Buckingham Green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVjN-A0qA_8

Posted by: WEEN at August 15, 2018 10:56 AM (kT7UC)

245 The "back in time to kill Hitler" thing amuses me.
It assumes perfect knowledge of what would happen without him, when for
all we know the results could have actually been far, far worse...and he
was the best of a bad bunch of possibilities...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 10:54 AM (AM1GF)

Yep. If I went back in time, I would definitely NOT kill Hitler. What am I, a Democrat who blithely assumes that all actions happen in a vacuum without other impacts?

Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 10:57 AM (txw6d)

246 Girlfriend's "adult" daughter five years ago: "How come they talk about Hitler but not about all the people killed by communists?"

Girlfriend's "adult" daughter three years ago: "We're only in Afghanistan because of their oil."

Girlfriend's "adult" daughter two years ago: "I feel guilty because I'm white."

Girlfriend's "adult" daughter last year: "I can't even say his name! 45! The Cheeto! Arrrrrggggggghhhhh!!!!!"

Posted by: The "Education" of a Snowflake at August 15, 2018 10:57 AM (XcgmW)

247 in Hitlers favor he did love dogs and was a vegan.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 10:57 AM (dPd5y)

248 CNN says we may have to develop artificial gills to survive once global warming floods the planet. See Twitchy.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna hold off on that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 15, 2018 10:57 AM (sCI4a)

249 Tranny VT Gubernatorial Candidate: 'I'm Not Sure I Even Know What Socialism Is' -cnsnews.com

and I wish I had a real vagina...
I'm sure Mary from Brattleboro is very happy.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 10:58 AM (r9UYA)

250 I've always wondered if he just scapegoated the Jews because he knew he needed a scapegoat ... and he picked the one group that all of Europe is predisposed to dislike.

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If there was one trait of Hitler that wasn't contrived, it was his Jew hatred. Everything else was secondary to that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 10:58 AM (uSlc8)

251 I have you solution.

Send Stormy Daniels back in time to confront Hitler.

I'm sure his one ball would enjoy her

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 15, 2018 10:58 AM (FZYNt)

252 It assumes perfect knowledge of what would happen without him, when for all we know the results could have actually been far, far worse...and he was the best of a bad bunch of possibilities...

I think we would have had almost the same events in 1939 but with Communist Germany attacking France with the support of Russia, only to have Russia attack a victorious but weakened Germany in 1941.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 10:58 AM (yQpMk)

253 Scoggy!

Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 10:59 AM (txw6d)

254 What? If you look in the mirror and say Hitler's name three times he will appear in the mirror over your shoulder?

Adult daughter needs to grow up some more.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 10:59 AM (AllCR)

255 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2018 10:56 AM (hqZPQ)

Yeah but then we wouldn't be exceptional. And on that topic, it's a myth that the Japanese work harder and longer than Americans. Most of the long hours put in by Japanese businessmen are hours at the karaoke bars entertaining clients.

Posted by: Ghengis Jeong at August 15, 2018 11:00 AM (shMPn)

256 LOL. PDT just tweeted Happy Bday to Maxine

Posted by: Tuna at August 15, 2018 11:00 AM (Phln5)

257 @246 ... Girlfriend for 5 years? Dude, shit or get off the pot.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2018 11:00 AM (hqZPQ)

258 184 I don't think Hitler was crazy, at least not at the beginning.

probably driven mad by the fact that no matter where he went everyone called him hitler.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 15, 2018 11:01 AM (NmR1a)

259 Yep. If I went back in time, I would definitely NOT kill Hitler. What am I, a Democrat who blithely assumes that all actions happen in a vacuum without other impacts?
Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 10:57 AM (txw6d)

To late. Already got him. Finally tracked him down to a bunker in Berlin. Had to wrestle with him for the pistol.

1945 Berlin is loud as hell BTW.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 15, 2018 11:01 AM (IqOTP)

260 If there was one trait of Hitler that wasn't contrived, it was his Jew hatred. Everything else was secondary to that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 10:58 AM (uSlc

I think he hated everyone that wasn't Aryan ... maybe he just hated the Jews more.

He was dead set on starving out all of Eastern Europe - Jewish or not. But there's no doubt ... he only setup death camps for one group - and it sure wasn't the Lutherans.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 11:01 AM (fiGNd)

261 what seems to be the continuing themes with leftists is making anyone but YOU responsible for mayhem. Even if You are the mayhem.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:01 AM (dPd5y)

262 I think a better question is if you killed Roosevelt in 1926, would the US have been better or worse off. Or would the Socialists still have taken power after the crash but with a Kingfish in charge.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 11:01 AM (yQpMk)

263 231 DADA is interesting for about the first five minutes, then it goes to hell. It's fun to watch students faces as you try to teach it though. Heh.
Posted by: Kris at August 15, 2018 10:54 AM (OyyDO)

As far as I can tell dada is an attitude more than anything else. Then they slapped a theory on it because all movements need a theory, but it was still just an attitude.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 11:01 AM (RD7QR)

264 If there was one trait of Hitler that wasn't contrived, it was his Jew hatred. Everything else was secondary to that.

Shirer (Rise and Fall etc.) says he didn't grow up with Jew hate, but picked it up in his vagabond years in Vienna. It was popular among the caste he was trying to break into and it gave him an target for his inner rage.

Germans had a latent, almost benign, anti-Semitism, but it was enough tinder for him to start a fire.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 11:01 AM (fuK7c)

265 Off racist Asian sock

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 11:01 AM (shMPn)

266 247 in Hitlers favor he did love dogs and was a vegan.
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 10:57 AM (dPd5y)

He was a virgin. Eva Braun must have been getting kind of testy by the end of the war.
Oh vegan. That's different.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 15, 2018 11:02 AM (nBr1j)

267
248 CNN says we may have to develop artificial gills to survive once global warming floods the planet.

somebody's watched "waterworld" too many times

Posted by: Anachronda at August 15, 2018 11:02 AM (NmR1a)

268 and of course the raw power to bloodlibel your enemy with assists of propaganda.

also having an enemy to focus on to keep people looking at "them' not You

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:02 AM (dPd5y)

269 That Vermont trannie has to be the ugliest non-female yet. I've seen guys in drag for Halloween who looked more believable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 11:02 AM (ptqGC)

270 If You want to go back and kill somebody, kill Henry Ford. Summa bitch destroyed the planet and now we need artificial gills.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 15, 2018 11:03 AM (sCI4a)

271 Ooh Girl, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman . . . . You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 15, 2018 11:03 AM (5jVnA)

272 South Koreans are the most insanely workaholic people on the planet -- I had a wool suit made at Osan in 2 hours. Granted, it was a sideways pinstripe.

This millennium has sucked. I'm tired of being exceptional. Someone need to remove the Americans' burden. I want two weeks off work.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2018 11:03 AM (hqZPQ)

273 Shirer (Rise and Fall etc.) says he didn't grow up with Jew hate, but picked it up in his vagabond years in Vienna.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 11:01 AM (fuK7c)

Liked that book so much I bought it in hardback. It's a keeper.

Hey Miley !!!

I'm just here for a good time ... not a long time. Gotta' get back to work in a minute.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 11:03 AM (fiGNd)

274 Professionally black Jim Clyburn is making all kinds of noises about how he'll transform the House as Speaker. Of course, he'll only consider the job if Palsi doesn't want it. Right.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 15, 2018 11:03 AM (HiLJ1)

275 That Vermont trannie has to be the ugliest non-female yet. I've seen guys in drag for Halloween who looked more believable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 11:02 AM (ptqGC)

<goes to look for a photo of Vermont tranny>

Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 11:03 AM (txw6d)

276 248 CNN says we may have to develop artificial gills to survive once global warming floods the planet. See Twitchy.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna hold off on that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 15, 2018 10:57 AM (sCI4a)

[Facepalm] Dude. Lay off my schtick.

Posted by: Kevin Kostner in his Waterworld[/] Getup at August 15, 2018 11:04 AM (RD7QR)

277

Posted by: Kevin Kostner in his Waterworld[/] Getup at August 15, 2018 11:04 AM (RD7QR)

278 255 Most of the long hours put in by Japanese businessmen are hours at the karaoke bars entertaining clients.

indoor work with no heavy lifting. sign me up.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 15, 2018 11:05 AM (xGZ+b)

279 I'm just here for a good time ... not a long time. Gotta' get back to work in a minute.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 11:03 AM (fiGNd)

Good to see you, if only briefly.

Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 11:05 AM (txw6d)

280 Tranny VT Gubernatorial Candidate: 'I'm Not Sure I Even Know What Socialism Is' -cnsnews.com

The VT 14 year old candidate "I have great progressive ideas"

That sums up all progressives. Great ideas, not filtered through years of life experience.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 11:05 AM (dNzKv)

281 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 11:03 AM (fiGNd)

Good to see you, if only briefly.
Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 11:05 AM (txw6d)

Good to be seen. Will be on the ONT if you're still up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 11:05 AM (fiGNd)

282 This is a picture that has the odor of wet dog.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 15, 2018 11:06 AM (bz98L)

283 What about Hitler, the real Hitler, not literally Hitler Donald Trump, does Antifa not like?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 15, 2018 11:06 AM (nBr1j)

284 I think we would have had almost the same events in 1939 but with Communist Germany attacking France with the support of Russia, only to have Russia attack a victorious but weakened Germany in 1941.

Posted by: Grump928(c)

I doubt the Reds could have politically won Germany outright, but they would definitely kept it weak and paralyzed, not a threat to anyone.

Of course the Soviets would have attacked anyway. And not stopped until they reached the Atlantic.

A later WWII, between the Anglosphere and a larger Soviet empire, possibly with nukes from the onset? You could easily lose half of humanity, right there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 11:06 AM (AM1GF)

285 FREE GILLS FOR TRANNIES!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 15, 2018 11:06 AM (HiLJ1)

286 CNN is fickle, don't they know half their readers would want Global changeling to kill half the planet of peoples?

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:06 AM (dPd5y)

287 OMG, Vermont tranny is a car wreck.

Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 11:06 AM (txw6d)

288 272 South Koreans are the most insanely workaholic people on the planet -- I had a wool suit made at Osan in 2 hours. Granted, it was a sideways pinstripe.

This millennium has sucked. I'm tired of being exceptional. Someone need to remove the Americans' burden. I want two weeks off work.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2018 11:03 AM (hqZPQ)

I haven't had more than three days off at a time in years. I'd love to take August off and live by the sea, but that's my busy season.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 11:06 AM (RD7QR)

289 Sitting in a Wickford garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the Wickford rain.

Posted by: John Lennon at August 15, 2018 11:07 AM (fuK7c)

290 Good to be seen. Will be on the ONT if you're still up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 11:05 AM (fiGNd)

I'll try to be there.

Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 11:07 AM (txw6d)

291 If I could go back in history, I would kill Stalin at the beginning of 1945.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 11:07 AM (shMPn)

292 How much has the sea level risen, and how did we accurately measure sea level to the nearest millimeter 100 years ago. How do we do it today?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 11:07 AM (dNzKv)

293 Welp, my day is Dilbertier than yours I think.

Someone sent an email to the wrong distro list. A big one.

People keep responding to the email that they are the wrong recipient. And to stop replying all.

And - you know it - they are replying all on the "stop replying all" emails.

Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 11:08 AM (weV3+)

294 What about Hitler, the real Hitler, not literally Hitler Donald Trump, does Antifa not like?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 15, 2018 11:06 AM (nBr1j)

If the stupid dicks could be troubled enough to read a history book ... they'd know that they'll get their Night of the Long Knives as soon as they've outlived their usefulness.

They'd also know their shtick only works on an unarmed populace.

Dumbasses.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 11:08 AM (fiGNd)

295 scogg at 294, exactly! I laugh and cry at the whole b.s

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:09 AM (dPd5y)

296 How much has the sea level risen, and how did we accurately measure sea level to the nearest millimeter 100 years ago. How do we do it today?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

One of the reasons it's higher is that there's a lot more whale crap at the bottom now.

Eureka!

...Zombie Archimedes...

Posted by: Bruce at August 15, 2018 11:09 AM (8ikIW)

297 287 OMG, Vermont tranny is a car wreck.
Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 11:06 AM (txw6d)

Holy crap, I think I took a class in Marxism with somebody who looked like that! Couldn't place Xer gender then either.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 11:10 AM (RD7QR)

298 The Vermont transgender needs a lift...and a dolphin tat.

Posted by: Wine Moms Against Drunk Driving at August 15, 2018 11:10 AM (r9UYA)

299 What if one of hitlers great grandchildren went back in time and killed someone worse than Hitler, but by going back and killing Hitler you keep that from happening?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 11:10 AM (dNzKv)

300 He then personally picked the propaganda art and sculptures that would be displayed in the museum that opened in 1937. The display looked like you would imagine. Lots of Aryan super men and women.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 10:19 AM (shMPn)

========

Odd. If he were a true narcissist, he would have only allowed his own works. "I'll show them!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 15, 2018 11:10 AM (/qEW2)

301 unarmed is the round a loop of US conceding to the left the education of our youth.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:11 AM (dPd5y)

302
Just got to the office from attending Mass this morning. Today is a Holy Day of Obligation for us mackerel snappers, the Solemnity of the Assumption of Mary.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2018 11:11 AM (BWL+E)

303 Vermont womanish is exactly what one pictures a male0female to look like.

It's not a good representation.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:12 AM (dPd5y)

304 VT tranny candidate: "I went to bed, and of course like any other trauma I was in political
depression and I just didn't know what to do. I mean, many of us in this
country shed a lot of tears for what happened on November 8."
Yeah, do you always cry when people vote in opposition to what you want? A lot of us are shedding tears for what your party has done to this country.

Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 11:12 AM (txw6d)

305 Hadrian obligation to whom?

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:12 AM (dPd5y)

306 Shirer (Rise and Fall etc.) says he didn't grow up with Jew hate, but picked it up in his vagabond years in Vienna. It was popular among the caste he was trying to break into and it gave him an target for his inner rage.

Germans had a latent, almost benign, anti-Semitism, but it was enough tinder for him to start a fire.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 11:01 AM (fuK7c)

You might want to read Hitler's Vienna: A Dictator's Apprenticeship by Brigitte Hamann.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2018 11:13 AM (kqsXK)

307 Miley in honsesty I cried when Obama was elected, after I knew of his 'pals' ayers.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:13 AM (dPd5y)

308 CNN (yeah, I know) published an article saying that artificial gills for humans may become necessary because of rising sea levels.

But Alex Jones is crazy, you guys.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 15, 2018 11:14 AM (Boy/L)

309 Although I've heard mackerel snappers before, I believe the preferred term here is crossbacks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 11:14 AM (fiGNd)

310 Miley in honsesty I cried when Obama was elected, after I knew of his 'pals' ayers.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:13 AM (dPd5y)

I only cried when Andrew Breitbart died - those have been my only political tears.

Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 11:14 AM (txw6d)

311 You might want to read Hitler's Vienna: A Dictator's Apprenticeship by Brigitte Hamann.

I might. I'll make note of it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

312 I am no longer to be refered to by my slave name. From here on out I shall be known as...

...SLAPPY X.

Posted by: SLAPPY X at August 15, 2018 11:15 AM (bz98L)

313 I'm old enough to remember flinty protestant Vermont farmers. This was before the onslaught of Masshole/NY Trustafarians.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 11:16 AM (2LelM)

314

Another Trump Basher Goes Down in Flames=>Pawlenty Fails in Comeback Bid for MN Governor

Another Trump critic bites the dust.

Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty trashed President Trump during the 2016 election calling him, "unfit and unhinged."

Pawlenty, Ryan, and Flake can commiserate together over a large growler of go fuck yourselves.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 11:16 AM (r9UYA)

315 y'all can go fuck off

Posted by: Vince Gill at August 15, 2018 11:16 AM (FZYNt)

316 262 I think a better question is if you killed Roosevelt in 1926, would the US have been better or worse off. Or would the Socialists still have taken power after the crash but with a Kingfish in charge.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 11:01 AM (yQpMk)

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if FDR didn't run for a 3rd term, i wonder where he'd rank as a president.

Posted by: Buzsaw90 at August 15, 2018 11:16 AM (PNcou)

317 312 I am no longer to be refered to by my slave name. From here on out I shall be known as...

...SLAPPY X.
Posted by: SLAPPY X at August 15, 2018 11:15 AM (bz98L)

Fine, just don't wear a bow tie, m'kay?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 15, 2018 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

318 WTF is a crossback?

Mackerel Snapper is known.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 11:17 AM (fuK7c)

319 I went to bed, and of course like any other trauma I was in political depression

When you describe the outcome of an election as trauma, you have other issues.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 15, 2018 11:17 AM (Boy/L)

320 I only cried when Andrew Breitbart died - those have been my only political tears.
Posted by: Miley the Duchess

piker

Posted by: Glenn Beck at August 15, 2018 11:17 AM (FZYNt)

321 circa, it doesn't even matter if Alex is crazy, (I don't read him) the whole shutting down speech is a big fkn deal.

Why shouldn't we shut down salon or msPmsc. or cnn?

I don't advocate that I advocate for Truth having as Big a blowhorn as they do.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:17 AM (dPd5y)

322 VT tranny candidate: "I went to bed, and of course like any other trauma I was in political depression and I just didn't know what to do. I mean, many of us in this country shed a lot of tears for what happened on November 8."

Yeah, do you always cry when people vote in opposition to what you want? A lot of us are shedding tears for what your party has done to this country.
Posted by: Miley the Duchess

Children do.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 11:18 AM (nMj2X)

323 Miley he was a good guy fighting the fight, ii do have to admit though, I do not like his site.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:18 AM (dPd5y)

324 who's running that site anyway?

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:19 AM (dPd5y)

325
Hadrian obligation to whom?

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:12 AM (dPd5y)

An obligation to attend Mass and trying to treat the day as a Sunday. Many of them have been subsumed into Sundays, but the Assumption and All-Saints Day, along with Christmas and New Years Day, still are observed when they fall on a weekday. Lots of inside baseball here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2018 11:19 AM (BWL+E)

326 WTF is a crossback?

Mackerel Snapper is known.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 11:17 AM (fuK7c)

From a little kid on up ... they always called Catholics "crossbacks" here.

I think it originated with the Klan ... which was very active here up through the 70s.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 11:20 AM (fiGNd)

327 Hadrian, so does it have an actual reason?
of course we all have an obligation to remember or worship we have morning prayers for that.

What is significant about this particular day for you?

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:21 AM (dPd5y)

328 No, willow, shutting anyone down and I mean anyone outside of child porn and active homicidal death cults is wrong and unAmerican. Those who want to put their opinions out there for scrutiny, debate, and mockery (hi, "Minister" Farrakhan and Ms. Ocasio-Whatever) should be free to do so.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 15, 2018 11:21 AM (Boy/L)

329 If i could go back in time i'd kill either Trump or the captain of the Costa Concordia. The damage that did to the Cruise industry...

*** sobs***

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 15, 2018 11:21 AM (PNcou)

330 #291. Even if you killed Uncle Joe, FDR would have still handed half of Europe over to the commies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2018 11:22 AM (OLCnA)

331 ( I mean for the practice of ) don't be frustrated i'm just curious .

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:22 AM (dPd5y)

332 I like that you can see the river behind the gazebo.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 15, 2018 11:22 AM (/qEW2)

333 329 If i could go back in time i'd kill either Trump or the captain of the Costa Concordia. The damage that did to the Cruise industry...

*** sobs***
Posted by: Bill Kristol

you could always go back in time and kill your career,

oh wait....

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 15, 2018 11:22 AM (FZYNt)

334 NOOD Ape time

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 11:23 AM (AM1GF)

335 Circa, right, i'm totally into You smart folks making them Face facts, answer to them.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:23 AM (dPd5y)

336 ugh which ape is it?

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:23 AM (dPd5y)

337 Miley he was a good guy fighting the fight, ii do have to admit though, I do not like his site.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2018 11:18 AM (dPd5y)

It's not "his site" anymore.

Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 11:25 AM (txw6d)

338
Meet the Native-Hawaiian Army Veteran Who Just Won a Major Gun-Carry Case
George Young says he'll fight all the way to the Supreme Court if he has to
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y92jua8t

Godspeed Mr. Young.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 11:26 AM (r9UYA)

339 WTF is a crossback?

Mackerel Snapper is known.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 11:17 AM (fuK7c)

Daddy said they used to be called "cat lickers" when he went to school at St. Michael's.

Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 11:27 AM (txw6d)

340 The art works you post are inspirational. Generally in my favorite artistic period (1790-1914) (Most of them, anyway). I keep a list of those artists I had not been familiar with. It's up to about thirty names now, and I have even purchased a few books covering their work. Tell Ace that 33% of my annual donation is in response to your art postings. (He will reply, "Yeah? So here's your 1.62!)

Posted by: DZouave at August 15, 2018 11:38 AM (9/QQm)

341 Sock reset powers activate!

Posted by: johnd01 at August 15, 2018 11:41 AM (ukNFU)

342 Who (other than Dick Morris) would want to see Marilyn Monroe's nude foot?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2018 09:46 AM (m45I2)

Marv Albert?

Yes!

Posted by: Jim H at August 15, 2018 11:49 AM (sBm2i)

343 "Now where did I bury my THIRD husband ?"

Posted by: JT at August 15, 2018 12:14 PM (gjFTa)

344 3rd day in a row that I couldn't find the kitten.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 15, 2018 12:38 PM (wOTEq)

345 I just met a Griffin in the Garden he calls himself Marvin and told me he would be right back after these messages

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 15, 2018 07:34 PM (wGqjj)

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