Brief Update On a New (Get This!) Reference from the Unfunny Flopsweat Artiste Jonah Goldberg

A commenter said that, whatever you want to say about Goldberg's musty, roboticaly-repeated references, at least they weren't as bad as the Game of Thrones references other unfunny idiots make all damn Twitter-Day.

Well, since I posted about his terrible unfunny references, guess what he referenced?



For those of you who don't know: "The Rains of Castamere" is a song that is sung within the world of Game of Thrones. He's also referencing the Red Wedding, one of those references that everyone gets, even people who don't watch the show, just because jagoffs like this won't stop talking about it on Twitter every other day.

Now, I'll let this sit while I put up a real post.

Hey do you guys remember SOFT ROCK?!?!!

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:04 PM




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1 Fresh!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 06:05 PM (I16G8)

2 The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. Ha, ha!

Posted by: Jonah Goldfinger at August 08, 2018 06:06 PM (Tyii7)

3 Harry Potter up next.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 08, 2018 06:06 PM (4ErVI)

4 Flour??


Flour is in chocolate cake!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2018 06:06 PM (upD/b)

5 Taking bets on how many hours elapse before he makes a Harry Potter reference.


Or...minutes?

Posted by: The Couch at August 08, 2018 06:06 PM (W+vEI)

6 Sad!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 08, 2018 06:07 PM (fYi9j)

7 A doggie with a dunce cap seems to be an appropriate avatar for this douchenozzle.

Posted by: Bosk at August 08, 2018 06:07 PM (fjMEv)

8 Goldberg really started to go down hill after the death of his chief joke writer, Cosmo.

Posted by: Sigmadog at August 08, 2018 06:07 PM (YBUIU)

9 I woulda thought "True Blood" was more his speed....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 06:07 PM (BRvh1)

10 Oh boy, another episode of "cucks who bitch about other cucks and pretend that makes them not cucks."

Posted by: Cato at August 08, 2018 06:07 PM (3o++7)

11 I was a clip of the red wedding on youtube.


That was a really shitty wedding.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2018 06:07 PM (NLLmE)

12 DJT- Red Wave!

Jonah Goldberg- Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun *attach gif of Jaws*

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (datdl)

13 I like Jonah Goldberg, he's the funny conservative.


(I had to Ace)

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay Them All at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (NmR1a)

14 I'm going to keep this sock on until the guy who socked Custer (died 1876) last thread at Wounded Knee (massacre 1890) gets his shit together.

Posted by: Bull Run at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (fuK7c)

15
Why didn't Ace post that TOTO song with this poat?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (tpjYK)

16 Red Wedding,

That's from Keeping up with the Kardashians right?

The one where K????? was on her period during a wedding episode.

Posted by: Scott T. at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (NmR1a)

17 >>I woulda thought "True Blood" was more his speed....





Or The Wire?

Posted by: The Couch at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (W+vEI)

18 The Shining! Get it? Blood is red! I love colors and shit!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (/Vnn9)

19 So, our cultural references are now down to bad TV shows....


OK then...

Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (NgKpN)

20 Thanks for reminding me not to make you mad Ace. You are a true cruelty artist. And a funny one.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (jWFXC)

21 Flour is in chocolate cake!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2018 06:06 PM (upD/b)



And it's delicious.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (NLLmE)

22
Quick, name all the songs about RAIN!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (tpjYK)

23 I'm trying to get Kristol to do belly button shots. He's playing hard to get.

Posted by: Jonah Goldfinger at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (Tyii7)

24 >>>12 DJT- Red Wave!

Jonah Goldberg- Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun *attach gif of Jaws*
Posted by: El Kabong

hey, do you remember the SHARK in Jaws?!!!

It was named Bruce!!!!

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (PA9oZ)

25
Comedy-Goldberg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:08 PM (G4W16)

26 Is "The Rains of Castamere" the "floppy wieners" song? I've watched exactly one episode of GoT so I honestly dunno.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 08, 2018 06:09 PM (NL6wI)

27 Willowed comment:

Cartoons kicked ass in the 80s.

Back in the 80s, sure.

Try and watch TMNT, He Man, Thundercats, The Real Ghostbusters, or any number of other 80s cartoons again today.

Un-watchable.

Maybe if I were a drunk stoner I could make it through a whole episode of Thundercats. Maybe.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:09 PM (9qZ3S)

28 Dude

Posted by: Cosmo at August 08, 2018 06:09 PM (4fmLd)

29 >>>Why didn't Ace post that TOTO song with this poat?


what song? Rosanna? I don't know any other Toto songs.

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:09 PM (PA9oZ)

30 Ben Shapiro? Man, have you seen the rack on his sister! HIIIIIIIYOOOO...

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 08, 2018 06:09 PM (jDF8P)

31 And which of them is currently fucking your wife, Cato?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:10 PM (/Vnn9)

32
In the 80's, they re-started Johnny Quest for 13 episodes. Terrible.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:10 PM (tpjYK)

33 Cryin' in the Rain

Posted by: Whitesnake at August 08, 2018 06:10 PM (89T5c)

34 I'm often torn as to who is the greatest avatar of unearned success in the Internet Commentary Age...Jonah Goldberg or Matt Yglesisas.

Mike

Posted by: MBunge at August 08, 2018 06:10 PM (7Nkan)

35 i put up reminiscing by the little river band.

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:10 PM (PA9oZ)

36 ace, recall there are cave-dwelling shut-ins out there who don't even get the "Red Wedding" reference ..... like me!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2018 06:10 PM (QDnY+)

37 As bad as Jonah is, Podhoretz is far, far worse. He is literally a chunky middle aged man who just got on the internet and started farting out one liners and memes like an unfunny machine gun.

He's the Carlos Mencia to Jonah Goldberg's George Carlin.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 06:10 PM (datdl)

38 Fun Fact: The Rains of Castamere is about a coup to usurp the rightful liege lord.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2018 06:10 PM (e247n)

39 Cartoons....

Speed Racer
The intro of Anime to American youth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (iiixZ)

40
what song? Rosanna? I don't know any other Toto songs.

Who does the song about "the rains in Africa?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (tpjYK)

41 Listen people, dude was an awesome master. Sure he rubbed my tummy a bit too close to my nuts but he rubbed my tummy, dammit!

Posted by: Cosmo at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (4fmLd)

42 >>>Who does the song about "the rains in Africa?"


Toto.

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (PA9oZ)

43 I tried to tell Jonah Goldberg that he went off the deep end. I e-mailed
him back in the day about his second book. I thought I has some, albeit
small, influence with him. Nope. He likes to liken himself to Jay Nock
and be part of some "remnant." I wrote to him "Put down the cape!" No
amount of success on Trump's part is enough. "Those the gods wish to
destroy, they first make proud."

I wish him the best. But holy smokes! What a maroon.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (3HNOQ)

44 I guess I did know one other Toto song.

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (PA9oZ)

45 Jonah peed on my sofa!

Posted by: Jerry at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (EzdLW)

46 Jonah Goldberg in The Crying Game.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (2mXfd)

47
I get Toto mixed up with that other group.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (tpjYK)

48 39 Cartoons....

Speed Racer
The intro of Anime to American youth.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (iiixZ)


Was Colonel Bleep a Jap toon? We also had Kimba the White Lion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:12 PM (G4W16)

49 37 As bad as Jonah is, Podhoretz is far, far worse. He is literally a chunky middle aged man who just got on the internet and started farting out one liners and memes like an unfunny machine gun.


What about me?

Posted by: Allahpundit at August 08, 2018 06:12 PM (O2RFr)

50
er, plains of Africa??

Rains. Plains...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:12 PM (tpjYK)

51 Rain Man holds up surprisingly well. BTW.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2018 06:12 PM (NLLmE)

52 Red Wedding ? What a stupid effin' idea.

Posted by: Billy Idol at August 08, 2018 06:12 PM (E7zwb)

53 42 >>>Who does the song about "the rains in Africa?"


Toto.
Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (PA9oZ)


something something "...plains of the Seren-Get-EEE..."

Dear Lord, what forced cheesy lyrics.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:13 PM (G4W16)

54 Do you like Pina Coladas?

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2018 06:13 PM (NLLmE)

55 >>>37 As bad as Jonah is, Podhoretz is far, far worse. He is literally a chunky middle aged man who just got on the internet and started farting out one liners and memes like an unfunny machine gun.


What about me?
Posted by: Allahpundit

...

Oh man Podhoretz is bad. I gotta admit, Podhoretz vs. Goldberg... I can't believe this, but Goldberg isn't as bad.

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:13 PM (PA9oZ)

56

>>>Who does the song about "the rains in Africa?"





Toto.

Posted by: ace


Now I'm confused.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:13 PM (tpjYK)

57
Speed Racer

The intro of Anime to American youth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (iiixZ)





Was Colonel Bleep a Jap toon? We also had Kimba the White Lion.


Gigantor.

AstroBoy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

58 Ultraman

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2018 06:13 PM (JJZzu)

59 27 Willowed comment:

Cartoons kicked ass in the 80s.

Back in the 80s, sure.

Try and watch TMNT, He Man, Thundercats, The Real Ghostbusters, or any number of other 80s cartoons again today.

Un-watchable.

Maybe if I were a drunk stoner I could make it through a whole episode of Thundercats. Maybe.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:09 PM (9qZ3S)



Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. TMNT though is more of a 90's cartoon.

I do agree. I tried to rewatch Voltron a few years back and I couldn't get through more than a few episodes. I think the reboot that is on Netflix though is very well done and entertaining.

Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2018 06:13 PM (zRwJ/)

60 Never saw Game of Thrones. Don't get the reference. Needle on the GAF Meter not even twitching.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 06:13 PM (p+Wdc)

61 We also had Kimba the White Lion.


Did we? I thought that was a strictly Nipponese thing until Disney stole it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 06:14 PM (fuK7c)

62 >>>hey, do you remember the SHARK in Jaws?!!!
It was named Bruce!!!!

I remembered a thing that you said! *CLAP CLAP RETWEET AND LIKE*

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 06:14 PM (datdl)

63 Black Rain . Shitty movie with Michael Douglas.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 06:14 PM (2DOZq)

64 Fort Marcy Park is melting in the dark, all the sweet green vodka flowing down...*hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 08, 2018 06:14 PM (Tyii7)

65 >>Ultraman

Yes?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf)

66 'Member Bike Lock Prof?
Yeah.....all charges dropped.

https://tinyurl.com/y7xczfh6

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 06:14 PM (fA1SL)

67 I think we can say that Jonah Goldberg is not a serious person, much less serious conservative.

Posted by: William Eaton at August 08, 2018 06:14 PM (MuTTO)

68 27 Try and watch TMNT, He Man, Thundercats, The Real Ghostbusters, or any number of other 80s cartoons again today.

Un-watchable.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:09 PM (9qZ3S)


Even as a kid, I found most of the 80's cartoons cringey ("GI Joe? Where every exploding plane spits out a guy in a parachute? Dumb."). It really has been a long time since I've watched any episodes, but I figured that the Real Ghostbusters would've held up the best.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 08, 2018 06:14 PM (NL6wI)

69 Quick, name all the songs about RAIN!

=

come to think of it, there are a lot of songs about rain, or featuring rain, or referencing rain...

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (bUjCl)

70 Africa by Toto. One of the best 80's songs.

Posted by: WOPR at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (J70i0)

71 Jonah seems saddened that the Republicans should triumph. I guess he really would rather be vindicated than have political power. "Better to crow impotently from a dung hill than to actually have political power if it means I can continue to smug over those cousin-squeezing deplorables from Skunk Gulch West Kentissippi."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (0QYMt)

72 A great man once said "Lyrics are shit."

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (3HNOQ)

73 Yes?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf)
---------
Wait, I thought you were Magnum. I'm confused.

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (JJZzu)

74 >>Oh man Podhoretz is bad. I gotta admit, Podhoretz vs. Goldberg... I can't believe this, but Goldberg isn't as bad.


OK, that is true.



And are we talking about the rains of Africa, or the Plains of Abraham???

Posted by: The Couch at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (W+vEI)

75 Dear Lord, what forced cheesy lyrics.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:13 PM

But the metal cover on YouTube is pretty good.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (p+Wdc)

76 Red Wetting? You mean, like, when a Commie poops in her 17X Large Depends?

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (2XyT4)

77 F**k Jonah, I love Trump's tweet. Very Trumpian.


I have always thought that some kind of red wave was possible, and still do. Probably would require something particularly sweet to transpire between Labor Day and election day (Mega-Scandal indictments? Iranian regime collapse? Chinese trade cave-in? Even more economic winning?).


Though due to the way these things work, best chance for a red wave is the Senate. 5 seats everyone talks about, plus FL and MI and possibly another I can't think of, and one or two jaw-droppers like NJ.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (QDnY+)

78
Willowed comment:

Cartoons kicked ass in the 80s.

Back in the 80s, sure.

Try and watch TMNT, He Man, Thundercats, The Real Ghostbusters, or any number of other 80s cartoons again today.

Un-watchable.

Maybe if I were a drunk stoner I could make it through a whole episode of Thundercats. Maybe.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:09 PM (9qZ3S)







Thundarr the Barbarian

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (eXA4G)

79 54 Do you like Pina Coladas?
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2018 06:13 PM (NLLmE)


He deserves a pina colonic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (G4W16)

80 Now now, the only proper song for Jonah is, "Killing Me Softly, with a Crescent Wrench"

Posted by: Winston at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (wgCUV)

81 Is "The Rains of Castamere" the "floppy wieners" song? I've watched exactly one episode of GoT so I honestly dunno.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 08, 2018 06:09 PM (NL6wI)


That's one more than me. And these two threads is more Mister Party Dog Hat Picture Man twitter than I've read in ever.

Ace, why the hell do you even read this asshole's stuff? Do people retweet it to you or something? Didn't you ditch Twitter ever since months ago when they did the whole Kafka bureaucracy thing to get you to prove your identity because of something you said to someone else in a DM?

If you have to follow a feed, why not follow the cool, refreshing tweets of @OtterPops?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (y87Qq)

82
I wonder if Comedy-Goldmember knows we're ripping him to shreds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:16 PM (G4W16)

83 I like the term yacht rock better.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 08, 2018 06:16 PM (xPl2J)

84 This is interesting. Hollyweird is creating a new Oscar category, outstanding achievement in popular film. I guess so they can continue to give each other awards for SJW bullshit and still throw a bone to the hillbillies in flyover country. And make some money.

https://bit.ly/2APzJAd

-
It appears to me that they're doing this wrong. Give the Oscar to good movie and create special Oscars for the Hollyweirdos. You know, best racial pandering, climate hysteria, pervert mainstreaming etc.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 08, 2018 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

85 Kimba was used by NBC to rename Leo the Lion because in the '60s the name Simba was a black power drink.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2018 06:16 PM (2mXfd)

86 It's nice day for a WHITE WEDDING

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 06:16 PM (HgMAr)

87 Robot Chicken spoofs all these 70' s and 80' s cartoons. Good shit.

Posted by: Whitesnake at August 08, 2018 06:16 PM (89T5c)

88 GOLDBERG!

Posted by: Hodor at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (Evws/)

89 One 80's cartoons - Robotech

Posted by: WOPR at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (J70i0)

90 Purple Rain.

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (2XyT4)

91
Not for nothin but Jethro Tull did a song called NOVEMBER RAIN.

Which is funny because the election is in November.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (tpjYK)

92 70 Africa by Toto. One of the best 80's songs.

Posted by: WOPR at August 08, 2018 06:15 PM (J70i0)



No sarc?

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (NLLmE)

93 The NRO clique is what happens when New Soviet Man has a baby who grows up without the internet, then suddenly has the internet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (BRvh1)

94 We DID have Kimba the White Lion.

At least on a broadcast station in San Diego between 1965 and 1968.

And yes. Disney stole him.
The owner was "honored" to be a victim.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (3HNOQ)

95 Ultra Man, was "the Man."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (iiixZ)

96 Loved Speed Racer as a kid

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (lxZ71)

97 elevator music > soft rock

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (HgMAr)

98 I didn't get the Red Wedding reference and I don't give a fuck.

Get off my pubes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (HiLJ1)

99
Gigantor and Tobor the 8th Man. Jap?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:18 PM (G4W16)

100 DJT: Red Wave!

Jonah Shecky Goldberg: Red like the Kool Aid Man? OH YEAH! *cue gif of Kool Aid Man busting through a wall*

So much for building The Wall! *sad trombone*

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 06:18 PM (datdl)

101 >>Oscar category, outstanding achievement in popular film.



"YESSSSSSSSSS!!!"
-- Michael Bay

Posted by: The Couch at August 08, 2018 06:18 PM (W+vEI)

102 Laughter In The Rain.

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2018 06:18 PM (2XyT4)

103 Off Coverdale sock!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2018 06:18 PM (89T5c)

104 And Samba was racist.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:18 PM (3HNOQ)

105 TMNT though is more of a 90's cartoon.

Yeah, you're right. Though it did start in the late 80s, it ended in the mid 90s.

buzzion === Wade Watts

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:18 PM (9qZ3S)

106 >>>Ace, why the hell do you even read this asshole's stuff? Do people retweet it to you or something?

people send me shit like this to infuriate me.

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:18 PM (PA9oZ)

107 PDT's ''Red Wave'' tweets meant to irritate. Guess he succeeded. The only song to puts me in mind of is "Red'' from the old ''Starless'' King Crimson album and the late John Wetton's relentless bass line.

Posted by: Tuna at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (jm1YL)

108 The Perfect country and western song.

https://youtu.be/Sco_eBvXGTQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (fA1SL)

109 94 We DID have Kimba the White Lion.

At least on a broadcast station in San Diego between 1965 and 1968.

And yes. Disney stole him.
The owner was "honored" to be a victim.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (3HNOQ)



Eh. They ripped off Hamlet more.

Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (zRwJ/)

110 Here Comes The Rain Again

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (p+Wdc)

111 I think that was Guns n Roses.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (Tyii7)

112 39 Cartoons....

Speed Racer
The intro of Anime to American youth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2018 06:11 PM (iiixZ)


My intro was Robotech where, unlike the aforementioned GI Joe cartoons, people were being killed left and right--including main characters. My mind was blown when I first saw the commercials for it. "F-14s in space?! Fuckin' awesome! Hey, why do they all look like 'Jetfire'?"

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (NL6wI)

113 It's Raining Men.

(Sorry. Sorry.)

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (JJZzu)

114 I'm starting to think that Ace thinks this Jonah Goldberg guy is kind of a douchetwat.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (SRarZ)

115 MBunge, Goldberg isn't stupid or ignorant - Iglesias is both, obviously. He literally doesn't know or understand much about any serious subject, like most Beltway journalists. So Goldberg carries the heavier moral burden, knowing better, but still carping and indulging ridiculous distortions instead of enjoying/supporting/helping/fretting over the greatest positive news in decades.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (QDnY+)

116 *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (Tyii7)

117 >>people send me shit like this to infuriate me.

Seems to be working.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (/tuJf)

118 96 Loved Speed Racer as a kid
Posted by: Skip

yeah he was great. didn't need to get his ass bailed out all the time at all.

Posted by: x at August 08, 2018 06:20 PM (nFwvY)

119 Call Tobor, the Eighth Man.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 08, 2018 06:20 PM (RuIsu)

120 Now, I'll let this sit while I put up a real post.


This post is not real
Ace knows
The Rains of Castamere are coming
17
Trust the Plan

Posted by: Q's couch at August 08, 2018 06:20 PM (EzdLW)

121 Goldberg has been personally pissed at Trump ever since Trump said that Jonah Godlberg "couldn't afford a pair of pants."



Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:20 PM (3HNOQ)

122 Ace reads it so you don't have to

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 06:20 PM (lxZ71)

123 Loved Speed Racer as a kid
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (lxZ71)

----------

After school every day. Then, the Rifleman and Wild Wild West.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (I16G8)

124 Actually, I really do like The Little River Band.
I remember when in the late 80's (when I was but a scrawny teenager) that a friend in his early twenties lent me a 'Best Of" studio compiled CD.

- Was very enjoyable then. And I'm not afraid to admit it now.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (Z2PYk)

125 It's Raining Men.

(Sorry. Sorry.)
Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM

Every time I hear that, all I can picture is the drag queen/gay bar scene from Eraser.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (p+Wdc)

126 86 It's nice day for a WHITE WEDDING
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 06:16 PM (HgMAr)


"You go NOW!"

- - Op-Ed writer for Slim

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (G4W16)

127 Trained trollops keeping falling on my bed.

Posted by: Not Weird Al at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (2DOZq)

128 Ace reads it so you don't have to

=

we are blessed

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (bUjCl)

129 WOPR - Anna might be peeved that you didn't call it Macross.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (/Vnn9)

130 >>Call Tobor, the Eighth Man.

Always loved that beginning, never had any idea what it meant. What the hell is an Eighth Man?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (/tuJf)

131 121 Goldberg has been personally pissed at Trump ever since Trump said that Jonah Godlberg "couldn't afford a pair of pants."



Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:20 PM (3HNOQ)



hah. I have to admit that would get to me too.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (NLLmE)

132 The copywrite for Hamlet expired. Mickey Mouse? Not yet.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:22 PM (3HNOQ)

133 Tibor's Tractor > Tobor

https://youtu.be/gqZGBawsg8k

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 06:22 PM (fA1SL)

134 I thought that was a strictly Nipponese thing until Disney stole it.

Well, the story is Hamlet, so both of them stole from Shakespeare.

Of course, Shakespeare stole a bunch of his stories too.

Everything's stolen!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:22 PM (9qZ3S)

135 Nancy Pelosi: Voting for Democrats gives "leverage" to illegal immigrants

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Yeah, Nanzi. Run on that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 08, 2018 06:22 PM (+y/Ru)

136 Jonah Goldberg has a picture of John Kasich in his locker.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 08, 2018 06:22 PM (rnAwa)

137 De Kulture! Macross

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2018 06:22 PM (2mXfd)

138 Keith Urban - Raining on Sunday

Posted by: The Couch at August 08, 2018 06:22 PM (W+vEI)

139 133 Tibor's Tractor > Tobor

https://youtu.be/gqZGBawsg8k
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 06:22 PM (fA1SL)


Leave my uncle out of this. Basz-mag!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:22 PM (G4W16)

140 Anyone else grow up on Speed Racer and then all of a sudden in maybe the late 90s realize "omg that was anime, Speed Racer is Japanese"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (fuK7c)

141 Little River Band & Jonah Goldberg. A match made in heaven. The Kings of Cuck Rock.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (2sCft)

142 instead of enjoying/supporting/helping/fretting over the greatest positive news in decades.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2018 06:19 PM (QDnY+)


Meh ... I just don't think they're idea of good news is the same as ours.

They look at falling unemployment as higher costs for a good maid.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (E7zwb)

143 Every time I hear that, all I can picture is the drag queen/gay bar scene from Eraser.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (p+Wdc)
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I've never seen it, which is probably a good thing I'm guessing.

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (JJZzu)

144 Of course, Shakespeare stole a bunch of his stories too.


From Mark Twain.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (NLLmE)

145 136 Jonah Goldberg has a picture of John Kasich in his locker.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 08, 2018 06:22 PM (rnAwa)


He damn near orgasms when he licks postage stamps. Alas, peel and stick...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (G4W16)

146 Soft rock? You mean like Styx?

Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (MVjcR)

147 130 >>Call Tobor, the Eighth Man.

Always loved that beginning, never had any idea what it meant. What the hell is an Eighth Man?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (/tuJf)

"I'm 'enry the eighth I am, 'enry the eighth I am, I am...."

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (7UW64)

148 Mission in the Rain

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (/tuJf)

149 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE JONAH GOLDBERG ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL. WELL, AT LEAST, NOT LIKE IOWAHAWK FUNNY, OR EDUCATED HILLBILLY FUNNY. AND HE'S NOT AS SMART AS YOGI BERRA, EITHER.

WHO'S ALLAHPUNDIT?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (p6WoB)

150 144 Of course, Shakespeare stole a bunch of his stories too.


From Mark Twain.
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (NLLmE)


Christopher Marlow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:24 PM (G4W16)

151 I despise fan videos like this one. Who has the time to do this garbage?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 08, 2018 06:24 PM (PUmDY)

152
A great man once said "Lyrics are shit."
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Shit sandwich.

Posted by: rolling stone magazine at August 08, 2018 06:24 PM (Evws/)

153 Nancy Pelosi: Voting for Democrats gives "leverage" to illegal immigrants
-
Yeah, Nanzi. Run on that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 08, 2018 06:22 PM (+y/Ru

---------

Seems like they are. I don't see them running "for" anything else. Just against Trump.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 06:25 PM (I16G8)

154 146 Soft rock? You mean like Styx?
Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (MVjcR)


Sedimentary, my dear Weasel. Sedimentary...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:25 PM (G4W16)

155 Anyone else grow up on Speed Racer and then all of a sudden in maybe the late 90s realize "omg that was anime, Speed Racer is Japanese"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (fuK7c)

++++
We always knew Speed Racer was Japanese, we just thought the animation was kind of clunky when you grew up on Warner Bros. and Disney. We did love that great Speed Racer theme song though. And what we really loved was Ultra Man!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 08, 2018 06:25 PM (2sCft)

156 140. Many's the one condemned to weebdom in their youth. Sad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 06:25 PM (fA1SL)

157 >>>151 I despise fan videos like this one. Who has the time to do this garbage?

does anyone remember OSCAR THE GROUCH?!!?

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:25 PM (PA9oZ)

158 Anyone else grow up on Speed Racer and then all of a sudden in maybe the late 90s realize "omg that was anime, Speed Racer is Japanese"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (fuK7c)


This, but Voltron.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 08, 2018 06:25 PM (y87Qq)

159 I would rather stare at an album cover.o

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 08, 2018 06:25 PM (PUmDY)

160 @81

This!

Posted by: artemis at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (AwPyG)

161 135 Nancy Pelosi: Voting for Democrats gives "leverage" to illegal immigrants

Oh, man. The campaign ads literally write themselves.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (HiLJ1)

162 there are lots of cool people on twitter, really smart ones.
they're usually the ones calling out stupid stuff like this.

Posted by: concrete girl at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (M5P9t)

163 I guess I'm garbage people because I don't twit, have never seen Game of Thrones and am blissfully unaware of the Red Wedding.

Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (QMG5F)

164 WHAT'S FUNNY IS THAT DINESH D'SOUZA MADE A FILM MAKING THE CASE THAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE FASCISTS. YET JONAH GOLDBERG WROTE A BOOK "LIBERAL FASCISM" YEARS AGO THAT SAYS THE SAME THING.
AND BOY IS HE PISSED.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (3HNOQ)

165 157 >>>151 I despise fan videos like this one. Who has the time to do this garbage?

does anyone remember OSCAR THE GROUCH?!!?
Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:25 PM (PA9oZ)


An angry gay sock puppet? Oh, wait. That's Cory Booker...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (G4W16)

166 >> Was very enjoyable then. And I'm not afraid to admit it now.


Just reminiscing, eh"

Posted by: The Couch at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (W+vEI)

167 Chris Isaak: Funeral in the Rain.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (7UW64)

168 Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head...when I forget to bring an umbrella

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (bUjCl)

169 "Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life, Jonah."

- Zombie Dean Wormer

Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (Kge8X)

170 ''Goldberg has been personally pissed at Trump ever since Trump said that Jonah Godlberg "couldn't afford a pair of pants."

Did he really? LOL

Posted by: Tuna at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (jm1YL)

171

But the metal cover on YouTube is pretty good.


Starring my fave, Heavy Metal Hannah.

MMmmmm...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (HaL55)

172 "52 Red Wedding ? What a stupid effin' idea.
Posted by: Billy Idol at August 08, 2018 06:12 PM (E7zwb)"

Thanks, we have thread winner everyone. Please try again next thread.

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (rwaEp)

173 Actually Leo the Lion escapes from a circus in the US when his father dies. In Africa Leo sets up schools to teach Human things while defending his kingdom from Human poachers.

Yeahlots of similarities.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (2mXfd)

174 Dale Earnhardt Sr would've kicked Speed Racer's ass.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 08, 2018 06:27 PM (E7zwb)

175 Antisocial - Since Robotech was a mash up of 3 different mech shows, they had a definite surplus of cannon fodder.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:27 PM (/Vnn9)

176 Clunky animation?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 08, 2018 06:27 PM (3HNOQ)

177
You mean like Styx?


Yes! That's the group I always confuse with Toto.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:27 PM (tpjYK)

178 174 Dale Earnhardt Sr would've kicked Speed Racer's ass.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 08, 2018 06:27 PM (E7zwb)


Speed Racer. Early tweaker, eh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:27 PM (G4W16)

179 What the hell is an Eighth Man?

Isn't it a callback to 8-man? And isn't that his cyborg number?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (9qZ3S)

180 Superior '70s cartoon.

Super Chicken

Superior '70s cartoon Super Chicken theme song: https://tinyurl.com/y86truep


BWAK!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (QzJWU)

181 "Soft rock? You mean like Styx?" - Weasel

- LMFAOF!!!

Incidentally, I like Styx too.

But damn that was too funny.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (Z2PYk)

182 I've never seen it, which is probably a good thing I'm guessing.
Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM

Ah-nuld movie. He puts a wise guy in the witness protection program and hides him as a bartender in a gay bar. Minor side plot to the movie, but I laughed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (p+Wdc)

183 "omg that was anime, Speed Racer is Japanese"?

I watched Speed Racer because of the Mach 5. I still want a car that can jump other cars. Everything else was stupid though especially the little brat and the chimp in the trunk.

Posted by: f'd at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (UdKB7)

184 there are lots of cool people on twitter, really smart ones.
they're usually the ones calling out stupid stuff like this.
Posted by: concrete girl at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (M5P9t)


I can think of maybe two times David "Iowahawk" Burge kind of pissed me off, the rest of his stuff is very good. I hadn't heard of Don Willett before reading Dave, for example.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (y87Qq)

185 Tuna, yes.
That really happened.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (3HNOQ)

186 I watch too much TV. Jonah watches more ...

Posted by: gm at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (PSvsW)

187
Ugh. Dennis DeYoung.

"I'm SAAAAAILLING a-waaay."

Nails on chalkboard, that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (G4W16)

188 161 135 Nancy Pelosi: Voting for Democrats gives "leverage" to illegal immigrants

Oh, man. The campaign ads literally write themselves.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (HiLJ1)


Yeah, if only we had an opposition party that would use them.

Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (sdi6R)

189 the Car Acrobatic Team were much better drivers. but the Mach 5 did rule.

Posted by: x at August 08, 2018 06:29 PM (nFwvY)

190 look at the stems on this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkyOuj5TF4

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:29 PM (PA9oZ)

191 Off stiff people with real lips sock.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:29 PM (3HNOQ)

192 Come Rain or Come Shine - Sarah Vaughan

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2018 06:29 PM (bUjCl)

193 to Jonah Goldberg's George Carlin.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 06:10 PM (datdl)

The only way these two should be mentioned in the same analogy is "victim: dude who would gladly murder them comedically/ literally."

Watching dickheads make Rains of Castamere references at a golden-haired wealthy patriarch who has a marketing partnership with the concept of revenge... well, irony simply isn't a suffficient word to express the irony. I'd have to dramatically improve my German to develop a word that would, as they have an unaccountably detailed vocabulary for suffering.

Posted by: trev006 at August 08, 2018 06:29 PM (lUz1b)

194 Goldberg is from the Medved wing of the Republican party?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 06:29 PM (r9UYA)

195 Speed Racer. Early tweaker, eh?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:27 PM (G4W16)


I remember seeing that cartoon on WDRB - once - and thinking to myself "WTF - the shit doesn't really move".

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 08, 2018 06:30 PM (E7zwb)

196 Actually, Jonah liking Expanse made me rethink my position.

Posted by: gm at August 08, 2018 06:30 PM (PSvsW)

197 188 161 135 Nancy Pelosi: Voting for Democrats gives "leverage" to illegal immigrants

Oh, man. The campaign ads literally write themselves.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (HiLJ1)

Yeah, if only we had an opposition party that would use them.
Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (sdi6R)


Juxtapose with child-raper from before. I know I'm an ad man but jeez, it ain't rocket surgery here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:30 PM (G4W16)

198 Oh, man. The campaign ads literally write themselves.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (HiLJ1)

-------------

They would, if there existed a Party willing to make them and buy space to run them on TV, not just Youtube videos.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 06:30 PM (I16G8)

199 Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head...when I forget to bring an umbrella

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (bUjCl)
............

Even when I remember to bring one.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at August 08, 2018 06:30 PM (HgMAr)

200 My collie told me that Jonah Goldberg has a rather unnatural relationship with his two dogs.

What do you suppose he meant by that?

Posted by: CyberCipher at August 08, 2018 06:30 PM (p6WoB)

201 What are we talking about anyway?

Posted by: f'd at August 08, 2018 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

202 143 Every time I hear that, all I can picture is the drag queen/gay bar scene from Eraser.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 06:21 PM (p+Wdc)
--------

I've never seen it, which is probably a good thing I'm guessing.
Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2018 06:23 PM (JJZzu)

It's a pretty funny scene.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

203 Is soft rock different than yacht rock?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 08, 2018 06:31 PM (PUmDY)

204 I can imagine Goldberg giggling to himself like a 12 year old girl while sending out these stupid tweets. He is amazed by his own rapier wit.

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2018 06:31 PM (oiNtH)

205 >>Yeah, if only we had an opposition party that would use them.

We have Romney DNA at the head of the RNC. Never going to happen.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 06:32 PM (r9UYA)

206 Last time I tweeted Jonah Goldberg, I told him that his "Dingo" (really a Carolina Dog) is a bully.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:32 PM (3HNOQ)

207
Toto. ... I think maybe you just have to be drunk enough to truly _love_ Toto.

In the video for Rosanna where Patrick Swayze (God rest his soul) goes full Bernstein Jet, there is a girl who just can't stop spinning.
Boy, did that hottie love to spin!


Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 08, 2018 06:32 PM (Z2PYk)

208 Oh that Jonah guy. I see. Fixated much?

Posted by: f'd at August 08, 2018 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

209 Cue Rains of Castamere.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 08, 2018 06:32 PM (EP4dc)

210 There are two kinds of people in this world - those who resist weebery and other degeneracy, and those who dig canals.

Choose wisely.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 06:32 PM (fA1SL)

211 196 Actually, Jonah liking Expanse made me rethink my position.

Posted by: gm at August 08, 2018 06:30 PM (PSvsW)


Shit. Really ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 08, 2018 06:33 PM (E7zwb)

212 oops I didn't mean to post that

Posted by: f'd at August 08, 2018 06:33 PM (UdKB7)

213 Didn't Jonah get Cosmo "slightly used" from Peter Singer?

Posted by: OCBill at August 08, 2018 06:33 PM (df+Zi)

214 Hadn't heard of 8 man, but it apparently predated Cyborg 009 as the first mainstream android based show.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:33 PM (/Vnn9)

215 Look on the ONT for my link to a very adult Lupin the Third series. NSFW.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2018 06:33 PM (2mXfd)

216 Ace, What exactly have we done for you to subject the Horde to the wit and wisdom of Jonah Goldberg? Did we forget your birthday or something?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 08, 2018 06:33 PM (2sCft)

217 >>Watching dickheads make Rains of Castamere references at a golden-haired wealthy patriarch who has a marketing partnership with the concept of revenge... well, irony simply isn't a suffficient word to express the irony.


Oh, that was poetry!!

Posted by: The Couch at August 08, 2018 06:33 PM (W+vEI)

218 ''203 Is soft rock different than yacht rock?''

Not sure. Isn't yacht rock a subset of soft rock?

Posted by: Tuna at August 08, 2018 06:33 PM (jm1YL)

219 Of all the "conservative" pundits to turn out to be Hydra, Jonah Goldberg surprises me the most. I used to have an e-mail correspondence with the guy when he started to write for NR, and I thought that his book Liberal Fascism was pretty good.

Ya never know, I guess.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (xts9v)

220
Patrick Swayze had legit talent.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (tpjYK)

221 Little late to this but I just wanted to say that pretty much none of the diehard Never Trumpers surprise me. Pretty much. Except for Jonah Goldberg. Is it just because Trump trash talked his mom? He did way worse to Cruz' dad but Lion Ted seems to have got over it. Was Jonah always this big a bitch?

Posted by: mugiwara at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (gadvn)

222 8th man. I remember an episode that showed the 1-7 revisions as failures. I also remember a somewhat updated version.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (RuIsu)

223 Unsoft your rock, people.

"Handful of Rain" - SAVATAGE

https://youtu.be/X5PjKUjZWxA?t=54

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (EzdLW)

224 188 161 135 Nancy Pelosi: Voting for Democrats gives "leverage" to illegal immigrants

Oh, man. The campaign ads literally write themselves.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 08, 2018 06:26 PM (HiLJ1)


Solid Gold right there

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (M+Lyo)

225

Clunky animation?


Partial animation. 2 frames per second as opposed to the 12 frames per second of the Warner Brothers and all the great animation of that era.

That's when I stopped watching cartoons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (HaL55)

226 Styx is not yacht rock. Too Much Time on My Hands is complete garbage.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (PUmDY)

227 No sarc?
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2018 06:17 PM (NLLmE)

No sarc. It and Don Henley's "Boy's of Summer" I have always considered two of the best 80's songs.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (J70i0)

228 >>>>201 What are we talking about anyway?

REMEMBER 'What's going on?' by 4 Non Blondes?

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (datdl)

229 I love the song Africa by Toto. I especially like a version done by an acapella group called Straight No Chacer. If you can find that version on YouTube you should give it a listen.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (myjNJ)

230 Patrick Swayze had legit talent.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (tpjYK)

Hey, that fucker uses illegal parts!

Posted by: Sebastian Bach at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (BRvh1)

231 I think Yacht Rock is what you have when you listen to Soft Rock on purpose.

Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 06:35 PM (MVjcR)

232
Ever see Patrick's Swayze's brother?
He looks like the bad version of Patrick Swayze that didn't come out right.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:35 PM (tpjYK)

233 Palpatine, I'll remember that dig after the first Gundam Uprising.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:35 PM (/Vnn9)

234
I agree, Sooth.

I truly miss Mr. Swayze.
R.I.P.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 08, 2018 06:35 PM (Z2PYk)

235 221 Posted by: mugiwara at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (gadvn)


You know, all things considered, 18 months later Ted Cruz is a mensch. He let go the campaign bullshit and got his ass behind the agenda which was more important than personalities.

That said, Goldberg, Kristol et al have proven to have been frauds all along.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:36 PM (G4W16)

236 180 Superior '70s cartoon.

Super Chicken

Superior '70s cartoon Super Chicken theme song: https://tinyurl.com/y86truep


BWAK!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2018 06:28 PM (QzJWU)

Chicken Man > Super Chicken

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2018 06:36 PM (7UW64)

237 233. In the meantime, here's your shovel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 06:36 PM (fA1SL)

238 ...And I didn't even like Dirty Dancing.

Still, Swayze was always worthwhile on the big screen.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 08, 2018 06:36 PM (Z2PYk)

239 Hanna Barbara pretty much ruined animated cartoons.

Posted by: f'd at August 08, 2018 06:36 PM (UdKB7)

240 REMEMBER 'What's going on?' by 4 Non Blondes?
Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (datdl)


*THUNK*

Those earworm circuit breakers I had installed weren't cheap, but damn, worth every penny.

I'll wait a while until it's safe, then go downstairs and reset them.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 08, 2018 06:37 PM (y87Qq)

241 231 I think Yacht Rock is what you have when you listen to Soft Rock on purpose.
Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 06:35 PM (MVjcR)



Don't give David Milch any ideas...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:37 PM (G4W16)

242 Lupin the 69th?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:37 PM (/Vnn9)

243 "He looks like the bad version of Patrick Swayze that didn't come out right."

My sister dated Curt in the late 60's

Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2018 06:37 PM (QMG5F)

244 Clunky animation?


Partial animation. 2 frames per second as opposed to the 12 frames per second of the Warner Brothers and all the great animation of that era.

That's when I stopped watching cartoons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (HaL55)
+++++
Well I have to admit to still enjoying King of the Hill, South Park, and an occasional Sponge Bob.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 08, 2018 06:37 PM (2sCft)

245 Antisocial - Since Robotech was a mash up of 3 different mech shows, they had a definite surplus of cannon fodder.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:27 PM (/Vnn9)

True. They did a decent job of meshing them together though. But for the 80's, it was shocking to see people die. Of course I was hooked when I saw it.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 08, 2018 06:37 PM (J70i0)

246 Goldberg is from the Medved wing of the Republican party?

Freaking Medved. I used to listen to that guy on talk radio. I still crack up remembering Medved shilling HARD for McCain and arguing with all of the callers who didn't like McCain's voting record.

Medved probably yelled out McCain's ACU lifetime score in his sleep, he repeated it so often.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:37 PM (9qZ3S)

247 Yeah, Fritz Lang sucked.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:37 PM (3HNOQ)

248 Broseidon, Seig Zeon!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2018 06:37 PM (2mXfd)

249 In all seriousness, I'm deeply embarrassed that there was a time when I liked Jonah Goldberg and thought he was one of the good guys. Little did I know that he's really Benedict Arnold reincarnated as a 13-year-old girl.

I don't get the "Red Wedding" reference at all, which must mean I follow the right people on Twitter.

Posted by: Undine at August 08, 2018 06:37 PM (qq+1a)

250 Seems like they are. I don't see them running "for" anything else. Just against Trump.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 06:25 PM


They'll line up the voting booths in the old folks home, waiting expectantly for the anti-plastic straw vote among seniors to come to fruition.

Only to discover that old folks like bendable plastic straws. Keeps the beverages off their chins and out of their laps, yes they do. Moms with kids like 'em, too. Similar reason.

Early night. Pelosi, like Hillary? No concession speech.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 08, 2018 06:38 PM (LOgQ4)

251 239 Hanna Barbara pretty much ruined animated cartoons.
Posted by: f'd at August 08, 2018 06:36 PM (UdKB7)


As a Loony Toons lover, I really liked Augie Doggie and all the rest. And Quickdraw McGraw and Babalouie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:38 PM (G4W16)

252 Palpatine, I'll remember that dig after the first Gundam Uprising.

=

I remember Gangnam Style, does that count ?

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2018 06:38 PM (bUjCl)

253
Frauds, indeed.

Donald Trump is the Man We've Been Waiting For.

So to not like what President Trump is doing on.the.daily tells me one thing: You've been a phony cocksucker all along.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:38 PM (tpjYK)

254 I'm really digging Lupin Part V. In fact, latest episode just finished downloading, off to watch.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 08, 2018 06:38 PM (gadvn)

255 Sorry, my hands are too busy with Wapanese degeneracy. Give me a call when Eastern Europe puts out a Nintendo Switch.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:38 PM (/Vnn9)

256 WHITE, CHRISTIAN, TEA PARTY MEMBER arrested for
Training Kids To Carry Out School Shootings At Remote New Mexico Compound
https://bit.ly/2vrGovs

(Now maybe the MSM will pay attention to the story for longer than 1 second)

Posted by: Trigger Warning at August 08, 2018 06:38 PM (kO+z3)

257 look at the stems on this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkyOuj5TF4
Posted by: ace at August 08, 2018 06:29 PM (PA9oZ)

----------------------------------------------------------------

All the way up to her ass! Get it? Get it?

I have found myself strangely attracted to Alyson Hannigan this season. Not as a host -- she's an awful host -- I mean as a sexual object.

Posted by: holygoat at August 08, 2018 06:38 PM (chfQ5)

258 Broseidon fully nude Fujiko Mine. Close to 69.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2018 06:39 PM (2mXfd)

259 Yeah. Those Warner Bros. cartoons sucked.

Heh heh heh.
Yeah right.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:39 PM (3HNOQ)

260 gone are the days of 'special report with brit hume'
that's where a lot of NT's made their tv debuts.

Posted by: concrete girl at August 08, 2018 06:39 PM (M5P9t)

261 Only ridiculous thing I remember was Speed didn't recognize his own brother ( Racer X) because of the mask.

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 06:40 PM (lxZ71)

262 I didn't think it was possible for Goldberg to be less relevant than he is. Now he is alluding to something I've never seen or heard about except the title and have no idea what the Red Wedding is. And don't want to know. He might as well shout into an infinite vacuum. It would be more productive.

What a pathetic putz he is.

Posted by: JTB at August 08, 2018 06:40 PM (V+03K)

263 He-man

https://youtu.be/-PgTjhx1VLw

You're welcome.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 08, 2018 06:40 PM (rnAwa)

264
''Goldberg has been personally pissed at Trump ever since Trump said that Jonah Godlberg "couldn't afford a pair of pants."


He became very upset when he realized that in a war of insults Donald Trump was his master.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 08, 2018 06:40 PM (0QYMt)

265 Yeah, the "serious" anime community hates Robotech, but it's an impressive job of editing. If Japan somehow made Seinfeld, Cheers and Newsradio into some unholy sitcom chimera, I'm sure I'd dislike it, but they'd deserve serious props for the effort.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:40 PM (/Vnn9)

266 Freaking Medved. I used to listen to that guy on talk radio. I still crack up remembering Medved shilling HARD for McCain and arguing with all of the callers who didn't like McCain's voting record.

Medved probably yelled out McCain's ACU lifetime score in his sleep, he repeated it so often.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:37 PM (9qZ3S)

------------

He and Hugh Hewitt. They made me feel sorry for Dennis Prager, as his show was bookended between the shows of these 2 Cuckservatives in my market.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 06:40 PM (I16G8)

267 2 frames a second is horrible. Like watching a strobe light.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (NLLmE)

268 Now the Speed Racer theme song is stuck in my head. Drat!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (2sCft)

269 257
All the way up to her ass! Get it? Get it?

I have found myself strangely attracted to Alyson Hannigan this season. Not as a host -- she's an awful host -- I mean as a sexual object.
Posted by: holygoat at August 08, 2018 06:38 PM (chfQ5)


Went to the same gym as she did at about the time that "American Pie" came out. She was cute and did have a nice bod.

But that Shannon Elizabeth... Madon!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (G4W16)

270
The first time Michael Melchiondo of Ween heard the dreadful song 'What's Goin' On' by 4Non(talented)Blondes, he is reported to have declared:
"I want to fight them. I want to fight the whole damn band."

Amen, Michael. Amen.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (Z2PYk)

271 Patrick Swayze had legit talent.


No argument here. How else do you explain Swayze tricking America into believing a 4'6" guy could be a badass bouncer? That's some damn fine acting!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (9qZ3S)

272 Still, Swayze was always worthwhile on the big screen.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 08, 2018 06:36 PM


Especially when he hovered in on Whoopi's lips. The upper ones.

Posted by: Said No White Man Ever With Functioning Testicles at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (LOgQ4)

273 Yacht rock would be "Cool Change" by the Little River Band.

https://youtu.be/mC5PBPpr7Js

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (EzdLW)

274 Ace, for the love of everything good, stop wasting your time with this putz.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (vgwv+)

275 Mugiwara - I wasn't aware that Trump ever dissed Lucianne. What happened?

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (oiNtH)

276 >>Goldberg is from the Medved wing of the Republican party?



Freaking Medved. I used to listen to that guy on talk radio. I
still crack up remembering Medved shilling HARD for McCain and arguing
with all of the callers who didn't like McCain's voting record.



Medved probably yelled out McCain's ACU lifetime score in his sleep, he repeated it so often.

Posted by: bonhomme

KTTH 770 AM is now providing us with an additional bonus, Ben Shapiro for an hour every evening. 6-7pm. Yay.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (r9UYA)

277 A mask? Classic crap. Cannot tell the difference between Batman and Bruce Wayne, etc.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 06:42 PM (3HNOQ)

278 261 Only ridiculous thing I remember was Speed didn't recognize his own brother ( Racer X) because of the mask.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 06:40 PM (lxZ71)


Racer X was Farrakhan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:42 PM (G4W16)

279 >>>Hanna Barbara pretty much ruined animated cartoons.

no way!
i loved wacky races.

Posted by: concrete girl at August 08, 2018 06:42 PM (M5P9t)

280 I'm the rara avis of the conservative realm.

youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ

Posted by: Jonah Goldburg at August 08, 2018 06:42 PM (JpWcH)

281
Ever see Patrick's Swayze's brother?
He looks like the bad version of Patrick Swayze that didn't come out right.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter


Transporter accident.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at August 08, 2018 06:42 PM (IqV8l)

282 Probably the ultimate yacht rock song is Sailing by Christopher Cross.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 08, 2018 06:43 PM (xPl2J)

283 281
Ever see Patrick's Swayze's brother?
He looks like the bad version of Patrick Swayze that didn't come out right.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

Transporter accident.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at August 08, 2018 06:42 PM (IqV8l)


Dog "Bloop" clone with fake antennae. Mean.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:43 PM (G4W16)

284 I think yacht rock has to have no more than 2 degrees of separation from Michael McDonald. I sound like Jonah, embarrassing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 08, 2018 06:43 PM (PUmDY)

285 >>>Hanna Barbara pretty much ruined animated cartoons.

no way!
i loved wacky races.
Posted by: concrete girl at August 08, 2018 06:42 PM (M5P9t
+++

In all honesty, H.B. did ruin animated cartoons. But it's okay to be nostalgic.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 08, 2018 06:43 PM (2sCft)

286
remember Dastardly and Muttley STOP THE PIGEON?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:43 PM (tpjYK)

287 Interesting Penn ampersand Teller bit.

Maybe the girl was telling the truth and she did interpret the sounds, but P and T are pretty sure she's bullshitting.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 06:43 PM (fuK7c)

288 228
REMEMBER 'What's going on?' by 4 Non Blondes?
Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 06:34 PM (datdl)


Just the other day I think I may have heard a cover of that in the supermarket. It definitely wasn't the original, but it sounded newer. It had the "hey-yay-yay-yay" chorus.

Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2018 06:44 PM (sdi6R)

289 Isn't yacht rock basically just any song that had Michael McDonald on featured vocals?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:44 PM (/Vnn9)

290 286
remember Dastardly and Muttley STOP THE PIGEON?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:43 PM (tpjYK)


Paul Winchell invented some sort of artificial heart valve. Brilliant guy and amazing talent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 06:44 PM (G4W16)

291
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2018 06:44 PM (tpjYK)

292 "Hanna Barbara pretty much ruined animated cartoons.
no way!
i loved wacky races."

I meant the crappy animation. The Flintstones made crappy animation ok. Well the Japanese helped some too.

Posted by: f'd at August 08, 2018 06:44 PM (UdKB7)

293 Rev Horton jam version of Stop the Pigeon is an acquired taste.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2018 06:45 PM (2mXfd)

294 He-man

https://youtu.be/-PgTjhx1VLw

You're welcome.


I can't believe I've never seen this before.

Thank you. No sarcasm. That's amazing!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:45 PM (9qZ3S)

295 ''remember Dastardly and Muttley STOP THE PIGEON?''

I loved Muttley!

Posted by: Tuna at August 08, 2018 06:45 PM (jm1YL)

296 It definitely wasn't the original, but it sounded newer. It had the "hey-yay-yay-yay" chorus.
Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2018 06:44 PM (sdi6R)


Who hears that song, survives, and decides the world needs more of it?

Why is there a newer version?

why

Posted by: hogmartin at August 08, 2018 06:45 PM (y87Qq)

297 274 Ace, for the love of everything good, stop wasting your time with this putz.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (vgwv+)

Thank you, Mr. Cowboy, I'll take that under advisement.

Hit them *again*.

Posted by: trev006 at August 08, 2018 06:46 PM (lUz1b)

298
Now the Speed Racer theme song is stuck in my head. Drat!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron


https://youtu.be/MQUgjDRwcXo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2018 06:46 PM (IqV8l)

299 Yeah, the "serious" anime community hates Robotech, but it's an impressive job of editing. If Japan somehow made Seinfeld, Cheers and Newsradio into some unholy sitcom chimera, I'm sure I'd dislike it, but they'd deserve serious props for the effort.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 06:40 PM (/Vnn9)

Sadly they couldn't excise the Minme parts.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 08, 2018 06:47 PM (J70i0)

300
KTTH 770 AM is now providing us with an additional bonus, Ben Shapiro for an hour every evening. 6-7pm. Yay.


That squeaky little voice on the radio? For an hour?

Torture.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

301

Okay, the Whoopie lips quip was just too low a blow!
Show some respect for the dead! Please!

Just because Patrick Swayze is dead doesn't mean we should treat him like some 'ghost' to be taunted.

And let's not forget the immortal lyrics of Crow T. Robot's 'Patrick Swayze Christmas'.

There's simply no excuse for being irreverent here!


Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 08, 2018 06:48 PM (Z2PYk)

302 Ever see Patrick's Swayze's brother?
He looks like the bad version of Patrick Swayze that didn't come out right.


Patrick Swayze + Fred Ward = Don Swayze.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 06:48 PM (9qZ3S)

303 I have always occasionally broke into singing Speed Racer

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 06:50 PM (lxZ71)

304 Mugiwara - I wasn't aware that Trump ever dissed Lucianne. What happened?

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2018 06:41 PM (oiNtH)


I thought he made some casual insult about her, but I might be mistaken. Trump insults a lot of people.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 08, 2018 06:52 PM (gadvn)

305 Jonah -- The Rain Man of the NeverTrumpers.

"I'm a really excellent writer."

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 08, 2018 06:57 PM (0ogQG)

306 Honest question: when was the last time any of you deliberately clicked on NRO for any article not written by VDH?

Posted by: MountainWalker at August 08, 2018 07:03 PM (79e/7)

307 The old GIJoe cartoon was BETTER than i remembered. First two seasons only. Pretty funny.

The new Netflix Voltron is pretty good. I read that Shiro is gay; I missed that. I also don't care. Glad they didn't hit the audience over the head with it.

I think Jonah caved to peer pressure and wants the job Kevin Williamson lost.

Posted by: TheMascotArmy at August 08, 2018 07:04 PM (IAGvD)

308 No. Modern neuroscience has allowed me to excise all memories of 'soft rock'.

Posted by: JC at August 08, 2018 07:05 PM (CBqsF)

309 You know. I make unfunny "jokes" all day long.

To myself. In my head.

Why do some people think any of that shit is worth sharing? Especially with millions of people?

Twitter forces people to comment on stuff - and sooner or later they just run out of clever shit to say. yet they keep talking.

Posted by: Senor Stephen Hayes at August 08, 2018 07:30 PM (ABH6n)

310 You know how a band has a first album? And that album rocks the house - every song is gold?

Then the second album comes out and...meh.

You know why that is? because the first album they literally worked on for years - playing live, trying different arrangements. the second, they went back to the studio and said - what have we got left? B-sides and stuff we haven't worked on that much. Kinda half baked "songs" we are going to desperately try and work up into something...

Jonah is nothing but B-sides at this point....

Posted by: Dean Wormer at August 08, 2018 07:33 PM (ABH6n)

311 You know, at this point with the Nevertrumpers, it comes down to just one thing.

Trump didn't listen to them, and accomplished a bunch of stuff they have failed at for years.

Which is, you know, embarrassing and shit.

BUT. If he fails, spectacularly, then they can say "Tut tut - we told you so..."

And the longer this goes on, where he succeeds and they are proven wrong, the more they dig in. At this point they are fully committed to being proven "right", such they no longer even care about winning at anything else.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at August 08, 2018 07:41 PM (ABH6n)

312 "289 Isn't yacht rock basically just any song that had Michael McDonald on featured vocals?"

NO. He did some great work with Little Feat, and with Steely Dan as well.

And DON'T YOU DARE characterize Steely Dan as "yacht rock." Well, except for "FM."

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 08, 2018 07:41 PM (xts9v)

313 Jonah can feel superior all he wants, but all Trump has to say is, Scoreboard!

Posted by: OCBill at August 08, 2018 08:44 PM (EYoHh)

314 Hey, Ace? Love you like a brother, but NO MO JONAH...kay?

Posted by: Fred at August 09, 2018 07:55 AM (AgXWi)

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