US Officials Arrest Illegal Alien Trying to Sneak Into Country With Little Girl He Claims Is His Daughter;
She's Actually Not His Daughter, But an Unrelated Girl He Was Sexually Abusing

Prediction: this will not get even 0.0001% of the coverage, including from the nominal right, that "baby jails" and "infant prisons" got.

U.S. officials have arrested an illegal alien for multiple counts of rape after he tried to gain entry to the United States with a child he claimed was his daughter, a DHS official said in a Tuesday statement.

A DHS official noted that the illegal alien, Ramon Pedro, arrived with a young girl he claimed was his daughter at the Ysleta Port of Entry in Texas in mid-April.

After Pedro and his claimed daughter was hospitalized for tuberculosis testing in July, U.S. authorities discovered she was not only not related to him in any way but was being systematically sexually abused by him.

"In fact, the victimís mother told her daughter to accompany Pedro to the United States and he would secure her employment," a DHS official said, adding that "on July 27, 2018, the Huron Police Department arrested him for multiple felony offenses for rape, oral copulation, forcible sexual penetration and endangering/causing injury to a child. He is currently detained in Fresno County Jail on a $310,000 bond."

But let's just keep on assuming -- or pretending -- that all kids crossing the border with adults are the children of those adults. Pretending away real problems concerning immigration really worked like the Dickens in Britain.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:49 PM




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1 first!

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 02:50 PM (8D42x)

2 nd

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 02:50 PM (8D42x)

3 ok, i'll get the others.

then read the content

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 02:50 PM (8D42x)

4
Did he have a Pedos-gruzka button?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 02:51 PM (G4W16)

5 can we just cut his balls off, stake him to a fire ant hill, and then scatter his bones to the ends of the earth?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 02:52 PM (8D42x)

6 Democrats are all about the human trafficking.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 02:52 PM (yQpMk)

7 At least he was courteous enough to bring his own.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

8 It was an act of love.

Please clap.

Posted by: The Jebacle at August 08, 2018 02:52 PM (9vQJW)

9 Oral copulation is a crime?

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 02:52 PM (LiyEm)

10 Illegal street taco. Guy needs to be drawn and quartered

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 08, 2018 02:52 PM (lgwC+)

11 That's RaY-CIS. Or something to that affect.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 02:52 PM (oBJsb)

12 The Democrats will claim they ARE related because they had sexual relations.

Besides, we can't separate them now, they're married!

Posted by: DamnedYankee Johnson at August 08, 2018 02:52 PM (37IEG)

13 If I caught a man raping a child, I would consider it my moral duty to end his existence.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 08, 2018 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

14 Illegals doing the child raping that Americans won't do........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2018 02:53 PM (JUOKG)

15 Besides, we can't separate them now, they're married!


They're Moslems?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 02:53 PM (yQpMk)

16 I'll wager this is far, far more prevalent than real families crossing the border illegally.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 02:53 PM (oBJsb)

17 I remember people making fun of the very idea of testing the DNA of adults and children that snuck across the border together.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 08, 2018 02:53 PM (X+Lmq)

18 13 If I caught a man raping a child, I would consider it my moral duty to end his existence.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite
_____________

Blasphemy! I keel you.

Posted by: The Prophet Muhammad at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (9vQJW)

19 Willowed off the pizza wars. Damn.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (EPnrI)

20 And i the Choom was still in office he would have been released with the child.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (mpXpK)

21 Sanctuary for Pedophiles!

Posted by: The DNC at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (X00x7)

22 Vote For Pedro . . .

. . .

For Immediate Execution

Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (FFJtw)

23 13
If I caught a man raping a child, I would consider it my moral duty to end his existence.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 08, 2018 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

This, in a painful and public fashion.

Posted by: DamnedYankee Johnson at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (37IEG)

24
Here's the ad campaign that prevents the blue wave everyone seems to be fearing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (G4W16)

25 This is what the Democrats support.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (qZdIZ)

26 "In fact, the victims mother told her daughter to accompany Pedro to the United States and he would secure her employment"

Sure sounds like the actual mom was complicit in this.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (KUaJL)

27 21 Sanctuary for Pedophiles!
Posted by: The DNC at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (X00x7)


Pedro-philes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (G4W16)

28 Welcome to the mating habits of the Aztecs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 08, 2018 02:55 PM (2LelM)

29 I should do a special series at the border of "You Are Not the Father!"

Posted by: Maury Povich at August 08, 2018 02:55 PM (NWiLs)

30 Well it does get cold in the desert at night.

Posted by: DaveA at August 08, 2018 02:55 PM (FhXTo)

31 Hey hes just looking for a better life raping the kids Americans won't rape!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 08, 2018 02:55 PM (EPnrI)

32 26 "In fact, the victims mother told her daughter to accompany Pedro to the United States and he would secure her employment"

Sure sounds like the actual mom was complicit in this.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (KUaJL)

=============

Sounds like a valedictorian in a class where everyone is the valedictorian.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 08, 2018 02:55 PM (X+Lmq)

33 Illegal Aliens doing illegal things? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 08, 2018 02:55 PM (G0vdT)

34 There are a fair degree of children who crossed the border with their alleged "parents", who really are not their "parents" based on DNA and the fact the person who used them as a prop is hiding in a sanctuary city.
Worse, a judge admonished the DoJ for not finding out where these "children" belong. Because, yo know, that's so easy, like a bad game of Carmen SanDiego.

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 02:56 PM (VpIIl)

35 so someone told me they were a socialist i replied which kind international or national?

Posted by: jimmytheclaw chronic insomniac at August 08, 2018 02:56 PM (NVKYs)

36 If I had a brother who didn't live in poverty in a hut in Kenya, he would look like Ramon.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at August 08, 2018 02:56 PM (9vQJW)

37 You know pointing this out is racist.

Posted by: WisRich at August 08, 2018 02:56 PM (G0vdT)

38 Ace subtly referenced me in his previous post!

* beams approvingly *

Posted by: Anne Hathaway at August 08, 2018 02:56 PM (ctuyM)

39
I seem to recall a link about the loving parents of these kids giving them morning after pills and telling them to lie back and enjoy it.

But I better not judge their culture since who the hell am I and, white.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 02:57 PM (G4W16)

40 If an illegal got off for shooting and killing a beautiful girl bystander with a stolen gun, then I don't expect this to move the needle a bit.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 02:57 PM (khWYc)

41 My Kingdom for a Dancing Boy!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 08, 2018 02:57 PM (2LelM)

42 Get rid of ICE so we can stop harming these children.

The campaign ad writes itself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 02:57 PM (oBJsb)

43 The article doesn't say how young the girl is but she was promised employment so she must be a teen, I would think.


Unless they still stock the mills with children down in Mexico.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 02:57 PM (yQpMk)

44 Here's the ad campaign that prevents the blue wave everyone seems to be fearing.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (G4W16)


If only they'd use it FFS! But I'm afraid the eunuchs running the party are too much "this isn't who we are" to take the gloves off.

All while Democrats run ads saying that Republicans will boil and eat your children and the elderly.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 02:57 PM (P7V3J)

45 Wait. You can't have sex with your daughter?

Posted by: Woody Allen at August 08, 2018 02:57 PM (H7LIz)

46 I lay the blame directly on the shoulders of the GOP.


Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 02:57 PM (r9UYA)

47 But let's just keep on assuming -- or pretending -- that all kids crossing the border with adults are the children of those adults. Pretending away real problems concerning immigration really worked like the Dickens in Britain.

Posted by Ace of Spades at 02:49 PM Comments

IIRC, this is actually pretty common.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

48 Which is the norm.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 02:58 PM (W+vEI)

49 45 Wait. You can't have sex with your daughter?
Posted by: Woody Allen at August 08, 2018 02:57 PM (H7LIz)


"Here's looking at your kid."

- - Sam, playing it again

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 02:58 PM (G4W16)

50 "Here's the ad campaign that prevents the blue wave everyone seems to be fearing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (G4W16)"



Except the gop-e fears winning. They'll never put a single dollar to anything like that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 08, 2018 02:58 PM (yN/cP)

51 OOOOoooooooooo........

Male cheerleaders in the NFL!!!!

HUT HUT! I LIKE!!!!!

Posted by: Shep! at August 08, 2018 02:58 PM (jjaLl)

52 What a sick man to do that. Wasn't a Cub Scout available?

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 08, 2018 02:59 PM (9vQJW)

53 Immigration is not a felony, but an act of love.

Pedophile love, but love.

Posted by: Jeb! at August 08, 2018 02:59 PM (H7LIz)

54 "In fact, the victims mother told her daughter to accompany Pedro to the United States and he would secure her employment"

Isn't this, in many ways, the story of Hollywood?

Stage Mom to their starry eyed child: "Here, sweetie, go with this oversexed studio exec, he'll make you famous!"

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 02:59 PM (9qZ3S)

55 "In fact, the victims mother told her daughter to accompany Pedro to the United States and he would secure her employment"



Sure sounds like the actual mom was complicit in this.


Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM

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A job doing what? Sounds to me like a textbook case of conspiracy to commit human trafficking of a minor for sexual purposes.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2018 02:59 PM (JUOKG)

56 I think any "fathers" bringing children into the US without a mother in sight should immediate trigger separation, DNA testing, checks of the child for such abuse. If abuse occurred, shoot the guy and return the girl to her mother.

Posted by: biblio at August 08, 2018 02:59 PM (6FY0P)

57 Subliminal or not so subliminal message: it's OK for brown people to rape whoever they like.

Posted by: shibumi at August 08, 2018 02:59 PM (SbIX4)

58 BUT THEY WERE RIPPED APART!!!!11!!!1!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2018 02:59 PM (I2dne)

59 types
Deletes
Wishes bad things on the entire political class of scumlords.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at August 08, 2018 03:00 PM (KYQQw)

60 If abuse occurred, shoot the guy..
Posted by: biblio at August 08, 2018 02:59 PM (6FY0P)

nods approvingly.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 08, 2018 03:00 PM (a0IVu)

61 "Here's the ad campaign that prevents the blue wave everyone seems to be fearing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 02:54 PM (G4W16)"


I keep saying that any Republican candidate that really wants to win should just crowd-source their ad campaigns to the Horde. I'd do the video editing for free.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2018 03:00 PM (KUaJL)

62 THE MORAL SUPERIORITY OF THOSE WHO CAN'T READ ENGLISH

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:00 PM (UnA8+)

63 Some Presbyterian guy had a training camp in New Mexico where he was training children to commit school shootings. His very Presbyterian sounding name is Ibn Sharaj Wahhaj

https://tinyurl.com/yakr5g3q

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2018 03:00 PM (O7MnT)

64
Separating children from rapists is 'not who we are'. Period.

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at August 08, 2018 03:00 PM (LOgQ4)

65 It's sad to see a family torn apart ... especially by wild dogs.

Posted by: Jack Handey at August 08, 2018 03:00 PM (yQpMk)

66 56 I think any "fathers" bringing children into the US without a mother in sight should immediate trigger separation, DNA testing, checks of the child for such abuse. If abuse occurred, shoot the guy and return the girl to her mother.
Posted by: biblio at August 08, 2018 02:59 PM (6FY0P)

You're assuming the mother wasn't complicit and wouldn't do it again. I think those assumptions aren't necessarily well-founded.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

67 I still remember when the left was trying to present rape trees as proof US citizens were preying upon the poor, hapless immigrants who accidently tripped across the US border inadvertantly.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at August 08, 2018 03:01 PM (O9qtX)

68 Isn't forced love far more preferable to having Trump lock her up in a cage?!? - Jake Tapper

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 03:01 PM (oBJsb)

69 45 Wait. You can't have sex with your daughter?
Posted by: Woody Allen
---------------------------
You know, doing an A&E show on the hillbillies of Manhattan would probably get great ratings. What are the odds Disney would back such a thing?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 08, 2018 03:01 PM (2LelM)

70
I lay the blame directly on the shoulders of the GOP.
Posted by: Under Fire


This just proves the need for COMPREHENSIVE immigration reform.

Posted by: GOPe Amnesty Intentional at August 08, 2018 03:01 PM (IqV8l)

71 >>But let's just keep on assuming -- or pretending -- that all kids crossing the border with adults are the children of those adults.




Yep, let's ignore that when Session implemented the law as written - separating kids from adult travel companion until family relation was confirmed - 10,000 of the 12,000 (~83%) of the kids that were then in detention centers were NOT related to the adults they arrived with.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 03:01 PM (W+vEI)

72 55 . . . Sounds to me like a textbook case of conspiracy to commit human trafficking of a minor for sexual purposes.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
____________

Ah yes, the Mann Act.

* reminisces fondly *

Many, many man acts.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at August 08, 2018 03:01 PM (9vQJW)

73 RED WAVE!

@RealDonaldTrump 10m

Not if you don't clear this mess up at the border buckaroo. Don't blame the dems blame the other guilty party.




Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 03:01 PM (r9UYA)

74
The article doesn't say how young the girl is but she was promised employment so she must be a teen, I would think.


He was just training her for life as a child actress in Hollywood.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 03:01 PM (10vO4)

75 But they ARE sending us their best!!!!!

/Plaintive liberal wail

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 03:02 PM (oVJmc)

76 You think we've got alien problems? This guy, Joe Manchik ( "Manchik" [giggle]) ran for congress in OH12:

https://bit.ly/2ATiCxs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 08, 2018 03:02 PM (+y/Ru)

77 "In fact, the victims mother told her daughter to accompany Pedro to the United States and he would secure her employment"

A job doing what? Being a sex slave???!!!

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 03:02 PM (P7V3J)

78 The judge overseeing the so-called settlement ordered unification without DNA testing which the administration was doing for parentage. That judge should be arrested as accomplice to child abuse in these cases.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2018 03:02 PM (jWFXC)

79 TGEOTUS: "Someone's doing the raping."



His detractors: "Give back the little brown slave to the rapist, so we can have political power again."

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 03:02 PM (5jVnA)

80 33
Illegal Aliens doing illegal things? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 08, 2018 02:55 PM (G0vdT)What laws were broken? This child will be an orphan! Separated from her adopted parent! Before any process can even be begun! This rape is a law only as deemed so by the President!

Posted by: Senator Mazie Hairon-oh at August 08, 2018 03:03 PM (37IEG)

81 Joe Manchik

Every time I hear that name I think of Maj. Manchek from 'The Andromeda Strain.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 03:03 PM (oVJmc)

82 I hope "father" and "daughter" aren't still separated, because that would be heartless and barbaric and reprehensible and cruel and ....

Posted by: direwolf at August 08, 2018 03:03 PM (orNXf)

83 Except the gop-e fears winning. They'll never put a single dollar to anything like that.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 08, 2018 02:58 PM (yN/cP)

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It's not so much that they fear winning, they just seem to feel that they must take care of their real constituents, the donor class.

They see us as useful idiots that are good for votes every 2-4 years, nothing more.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 03:03 PM (I16G8)

84 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times . . .

Posted by: Charles Dickens in Britain at August 08, 2018 03:03 PM (EATOD)

85 Wasn't there some statistic in the comments here last week or so that the number of illegal children accompanied by real parents is somewhere around 20%? Argh. I can't find it now.

Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at August 08, 2018 03:04 PM (al6UK)

86 There's nothing to see here my fellow conservatives. She's was just a child actor in James Gunn documentary and we must steadfastly defend his free speech!!!!

Posted by: Ben Extra Creepy Shapiro at August 08, 2018 03:04 PM (pmvi0)

87 78 The judge overseeing the so-called settlement ordered unification without DNA testing which the administration was doing for parentage. That judge should be arrested as accomplice to child abuse in these cases.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2018 03:02 PM (jWFXC)


Judge should be indicted for Aiding and Abetting Illegal Aliens to stay.


If you read the law, it specifically talks about OFFICIAL statements and acts which aid illegals.

Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 03:04 PM (NgKpN)

88 >>I think any "fathers" bringing children into the US without a mother in sight should immediate trigger separation,



Recall the downs syndrome illegal alien kid whom the MSM briefly made into the face of this new (old) policy was found to be travelling with a woman who was unrelated.

"ICE saved her from human traffickers" doesn't play the same as "mentally disabled kid ripped from mother's arms!".

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 03:04 PM (W+vEI)

89 A job doing what? Being a sex slave???!!!

Posted by: LGoPs

A job white Americans won't do.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:04 PM (Bdeb0)

90 63 Some Presbyterian guy had a training camp in New Mexico where he was training children to commit school shootings. His very Presbyterian sounding name is Ibn Sharaj Wahhaj

https://tinyurl.com/yakr5g3q
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2018 03:00 PM (O7MnT)

They were predestined to shoot up schools.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 03:04 PM (RD7QR)

91
Hey where's Kyle and his alter ego to tell us how we're going to get our asses kicked over this in November?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 03:04 PM (G4W16)

92 "But let's just keep on assuming -- or pretending -- that all kids crossing the border with adults are the children of those adults."


There is a narrative that must be maintained, no matter how obvious it is that it is false. Because the very sanity of the Democrats and the media depend on it. If the Blue Wave doesn't materialize, if it is proven to be a bunch of hype and hooey like I think it is, then the shattering of that narrative belief system is going to bring about the cognitive dissonance of all time, the most elaborate conspiracy theories, and an acting-out like we have not seen in decades.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 08, 2018 03:04 PM (hLRSq)

93 This is a good thing. Finding and punishing the perps.

This is a nail in the coffin of the Democrat Meme.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 03:05 PM (3HNOQ)

94 But, without illegals my restaurant bill will increase!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 08, 2018 03:05 PM (2LelM)

95 90 63 Some Presbyterian guy had a training camp in New Mexico where he was training children to commit school shootings. His very Presbyterian sounding name is Ibn Sharaj Wahhaj

https://tinyurl.com/yakr5g3q
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2018 03:00 PM (O7MnT)

They were predestined to shoot up schools.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 03:04 PM (RD7QR)

They've got total depravity down pat.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:05 PM (NWiLs)

96 Border must be hard to jump if people are bringing their sex slaves with them.

...


Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 08, 2018 03:05 PM (1g7ch)

97 >>76
You think we've got alien problems? This guy, Joe Manchik ( "Manchik" [giggle]) ran for congress in OH12:



https://bit.ly/2ATiCxs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version

pfft. We just had a R run in the US Senate race in WA.

Good Space Guy is his name.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 03:05 PM (r9UYA)

98 And the ACLU is mysteriously against DNA testing.

Gee, I wonder why?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 03:05 PM (W+vEI)

99 Baby Jails? Like age play plus BDSM? Please contunue as my wife and I would love to hear more of this activity.

Posted by: Seth Green covered in diaper rash at August 08, 2018 03:06 PM (9acFt)

100 Roaming Pedo?

What a name.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 08, 2018 03:06 PM (1g7ch)

101 6 Democrats are all about the human trafficking.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 02:52 PM (yQpMk)


Sure does appear that way.

Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2018 03:06 PM (xjiRE)

102 Pedro would have been awarded a Medal of Freedom by The Hag.

Posted by: Mega at August 08, 2018 03:06 PM (AX6cf)

103 I think any "fathers" bringing children into the US without a mother in
sight should immediate trigger separation, DNA testing, checks of the
child for such abuse. If abuse occurred, shoot the guy and return the
girl to her mother.
=====

Keeewl. Momma can keep selling the kid for as many times as it takes.


Posted by: mustbequantum at August 08, 2018 03:07 PM (MIKMs)

104 93
This is a good thing. Finding and punishing the perps.



This is a nail in the coffin of the Democrat Meme.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 03:05 PM (3HNOQ)

Hold our beer.

Posted by: MSM at August 08, 2018 03:07 PM (5jVnA)

105 Some Presbyterian guy had a training camp in New Mexico where he was
training children to commit school shootings. His very Presbyterian
sounding name is Ibn Sharaj Wahhaj



https://tinyurl.com/yakr5g3q

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2018 03:00 PM (O7MnT)


You just wait and see what the Amish are planning. They're going to make those Presbyterians look like pikers.

I'm sure our FBI has top men looking into them.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 03:07 PM (P7V3J)

106 "Daddy"
Always
Cuddles
After

Posted by: Little Girl (Not the Phony One on the Time Magazine Cover) at August 08, 2018 03:07 PM (H7LIz)

107 63 Some Presbyterian guy had a training camp in New Mexico where he was training children to commit school shootings. His very Presbyterian sounding name is Ibn Sharaj Wahhaj

https://tinyurl.com/yakr5g3q
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
__________

You American infidels and your overcrowded classrooms, always complaining about proactive solutions to public policy problems.

Posted by: London Mayor Mohamed Mohamed Ahmed Mohamed at August 08, 2018 03:07 PM (9vQJW)

108 56 I think any "fathers" bringing children into the US without a mother in sight should immediate trigger separation, DNA testing, checks of the child for such abuse. If abuse occurred, shoot the guy and return the girl to her mother.
Posted by: biblio at August 08, 2018 02:59 PM (6FY0P)


Hmmm... so a true believer in equality of the sexes... I see...

Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 03:07 PM (NgKpN)

109 The documents filed Wednesday say Siraj Ibn Wahhaj (see-DAHJ' IBN wah-HAJ') was conducting weapons training at the compound near the Colorado border where 11 hungry children were found in filthy conditions.

Prosecutors filed the documents while asking that Wahhaj be held without bail.

Wahhaj was arrested last week with four other adults. They are facing child abuse charges.


I'm so glad they put a pronunciation guide in there. Wouldn't want to mis-pronounce the 9th century savage's name.

Also, they're charging four adults with CHILD ABUSE? No conspiracy to commit a terrorist act? No conspiracy to commit mass murder?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (9qZ3S)

110 Human Trafficking is a nice way of saying "slavery".

I can imagine a party supporting slavery, but surely not those nice Democrats.

Posted by: Mega at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (AX6cf)

111 A number of candidates used the Kathryn Steinle killing in their campaigns and it did nothing. We couldn't even pass Kate's Law. Hate to be a Debbie downer but these things are going to be continually swept under the rug until the rug starts a war.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (khWYc)

112 We, fellow conservatives, must protect the constamuhtusional right to DNA privacy of Foreign National Pedos!

Posted by: Ben Extra Creepy Shapiro at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (pmvi0)

113 Brandon Darby with Breitbart Texas once told me that around 80% of women traveling to the US border are sexually abused. Almost all illegal immigration occurs through human trafficking channels owned by the cartels, so the issue is as much a humanitarian crisis as it is a threat to sovereignty and order. And the left is enabling it and the organized crime butchers in Mexico.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (HwKTL)

114 Bail set at $310 k. Seems kinda arbitrary to me.

Why does this douchebag have any bail at all?!?

Multiple counts of rape.
Oral copulation.
Forcible ...
Endangering a child.

And he's illegal!

WITAF would have any bail?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (hS07U)

115 Q: What did the minister say to the guy who ate a bullet?

A: "Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (AURKQ)

116 Asylum then rape.

They always get this wrong.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (yQpMk)

117 We must allow more child rapists into this country because American citizens won't pick lettuce for $8.50 an hour!!!!

Just a bunch of lazy, toothless hillbillies getting high on meth, crying cause the coal mine closed instead of getting off their asses, moving to CA and learning to code.

/s/ Kevin Williamson

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (TN1P5)

118 78 The judge overseeing the so-called settlement ordered unification without DNA testing which the administration was doing for parentage. That judge should be arrested as accomplice to child abuse in these cases.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2018 03:02 PM (jWFXC)

You can thank us for this one.

Posted by: The feminists and women's lobbying groups at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (9acFt)

119 Some Presbyterian guy had a training camp in New Mexico where he was
training children to commit school shootings. His very Presbyterian
sounding name is Ibn Sharaj Wahhaj



https://tinyurl.com/yakr5g3q

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2018 03:00 PM (O7MnT)

You just wait and see what the Amish are planning. They're going to make those Presbyterians look like pikers.

I'm sure our FBI has top men looking into them.

Posted by: LGoPs

He is the son of the character witness for the blind sheik.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (Bdeb0)

120 Hey where's Kyle and his alter ego to tell us how we're going to get our asses kicked over this in November?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 03:04 PM (G4W16)

-------------

You must have missed new commentor Mary Balls in the Election thread last night. She was a hoot.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 03:09 PM (I16G8)

121 105 You just wait and see what the Amish are planning. They're going to make those Presbyterians look like pikers.

one presumes the amish would be more likely to use pikes than the presbyterians.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 08, 2018 03:09 PM (NmR1a)

122 As a lifelong Republican, I have grave concerns about the developments at the border. The latest polls show Trump is on the wrong side of history concerning this issue. I'm afraid it's going to be an early night come November.

Posted by: Billy Wynn at August 08, 2018 03:09 PM (jjaLl)

123
Mothers selling their daughters to drug cartels in Central America is the dirty secret the open borders clan doesn't want to talk about

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 03:09 PM (10vO4)

124 Democrats are all about the human trafficking.
=====

And the raping.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 08, 2018 03:09 PM (vg8iE)

125 110 Human Trafficking is a nice way of saying "slavery".
________________________________________

Or death by serial rape.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (H7LIz)

126 121 105 You just wait and see what the Amish are planning. They're going to make those Presbyterians look like pikers.

one presumes the amish would be more likely to use pikes than the presbyterians.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 08, 2018 03:09 PM (NmR1a)

True. Eschewing modern technology and all that.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

127 April?

Posted by: Comrade at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (x/wh1)

128 If abuse occurred, shoot the guy and return the girl to her mother.
Posted by: biblio at August 08, 2018 02:59 PM (6FY0P)


Hmmm... so a true believer in equality of the sexes... I see...
Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 03:07 PM (NgKpN)


"In fact, the victim's mother told her daughter to accompany Pedro to the United States and he would secure her employment," a DHS official said"

(quoted for completeness)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (AURKQ)

129
If you deplorables had voted for me, you'd be reading the occasional story like this and be raging in impotent rage.

Big difference, right?

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (LOgQ4)

130 >>he documents filed Wednesday say Siraj Ibn Wahhaj (see-DAHJ' IBN wah-HAJ') was conducting weapons training at the compound near the Colorado border where 11 hungry children were found in filthy conditions.



Aha! I wondered why no names were mentioned when I saw that on the local news a few days ago. Always a tell.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (W+vEI)

131 I await the ne plus ultra nuanced peregrinations from the NRO staff....

And wait....

And wait...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (1jWCo)

132 Can the ConCucks weigh in on this or is pizza still on their minds?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (FZYNt)

133 "secure her employment"

I think her employment had already begun. Very sick.

Posted by: Max Power at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (q177U)

134 114 Bail set at $310 k. Seems kinda arbitrary to me.

Why does this douchebag have any bail at all?!?

Multiple counts of rape.
Oral copulation.
Forcible ...
Endangering a child.

And he's illegal!

WITAF would have any bail?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (hS07U)


But Paul Manafort was a flight risk, and had his bail rescinded...


/spit

Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (NgKpN)

135 123
Mothers selling their daughters to drug cartels in Central America is the dirty secret the open borders clan doesn't want to talk about
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 03:09 PM (10vO4)

But send the daughters back to the mothers, no questions asked...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

136 It would be better and less disruptive if we kept this lovely family together. How dare anyone separate those who make America the great nation that it is! Why, it's barbaric!

Posted by: Democratic Memeograph at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (6eEQ+)

137 Called this week's ago that this was happening, I would bet a sizable percentage of children crossing the border are not related to adults they are traveling with.

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 03:11 PM (lxZ71)

138 Let's see:

ICE is the group charged with stopping Human Trafficking

Democrats want to abolish ICE

{inserts pondering emoji}

Posted by: Mega at August 08, 2018 03:11 PM (AX6cf)

139 Kevin, Ben, and William are getting all the love.

Hasn't Charles C.C.C.W. Cooke said anything stupid lately?

Posted by: Kyle's alter ego at August 08, 2018 03:11 PM (5NMZN)

140 117 We must allow more child rapists into this country because American citizens won't pick lettuce for $8.50 an hour!!!!

Just a bunch of lazy, toothless hillbillies getting high on meth, crying cause the coal mine closed instead of getting off their asses, moving to CA and learning to code.

/s/ Kevin Williamson
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 08, 2018 03:08 PM (TN1P5)


That was $100k per year.

- McCain

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 08, 2018 03:11 PM (1g7ch)

141 I saw Mary Balls deep in the Omni in '78

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 08, 2018 03:11 PM (FZYNt)

142 But send the daughters back to the mothers, no questions asked...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (NWiLs)
Well, it IS green and Gaia conscious to re-cycle.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:11 PM (37IEG)

143 Wasn't there something that happened in this country about slavery a while back?

I think someone wrote a book or made a movie about it once or twice

If only there were laws to prevent slavery.

If only.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:11 PM (H7LIz)

144 {i]US Officials Arrest Illegal Alien Trying to Sneak Into Country With Little Girl He Claims Is His Daughter;
She's Actually Not His Daughter, But an Unrelated Girl He Was Sexually Abusing

How about a little cultural sensitivity, here?!

You reich wingers are always attacking. And if it was his daughter you'd be screaming about incest or something ... You're always accusing foreign-born Americans without documents of something.

Posted by: Retarded Leftist Scum at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (e/LPO)

145 Not important that a House Rep (R) was arrested today by the FBI for insider trading

Posted by: Comrade at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (x/wh1)

146 If I caught a man raping a child, I would consider it my moral duty to end his existence.


Posted by: IC,

I'd help. Once someone has become so sick and twisted to abuse a child/animal/elderly or other groups that depend on our humanity and protection, they can't be turned around. They are monsters and need for everyone's welfare to be relieved of breath.

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (oiNtH)

147 131 I await the ne plus ultra nuanced peregrinations from the NRO staff....

And wait....

And wait...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2018 03:10 PM (1jWCo)

It was an act of lust, and we're pretty okay with that.

Posted by: NRO Editorial Board at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (RD7QR)

148 Pedro can get sanctuary in San Fransicko

Posted by: torabora at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (9u/oa)

149 He's not illegal, he's HUMAN.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (HgMAr)

150 Follow me! This is not the hill to die on! But I promise if you follow me we will definitely find a better place to die soon!

Posted by: Ben Extra Creepy Shapiro at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (pmvi0)

151 145 Not important that a House Rep (R) was arrested today by the FBI for insider trading
Posted by: Comrade

SQUIRREL!!!!

Posted by: The fucking Left at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (FZYNt)

152 >>Some Presbyterian guy had a training camp in New Mexico where he was training children to commit school shootings. His very Presbyterian
sounding name is Ibn Sharaj Wahhaj



Geez, are these guy Boko Haram? They like to force their kidnapped Christian schoolgirls to be crowded marketplace suicide bombers...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 03:13 PM (W+vEI)

153 I've no doubt this happens almost every day

Posted by: brak at August 08, 2018 03:13 PM (VckGX)

154 Stop Immigrant Cockblocking Enforcement!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:13 PM (NWiLs)

155 In Houston, we just had a very nice Haitian immigrant guy politely slice the neck of his two children killing them .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 03:13 PM (khWYc)

156 The Hag's ICE crew would have been handing out visas and Lauer Buttons at the border.

Posted by: Mega at August 08, 2018 03:13 PM (AX6cf)

157 Obviously a born democrap voter. Spark of divinity and all that shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2018 03:13 PM (/aFKY)

158 124 Democrats are all about the human trafficking.
=====

And the raping.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 08, 2018 03:09 PM (vg8iE)

Don't forget the free abortions for 'undocumented sex slaves'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 08, 2018 03:13 PM (1g7ch)

159 145
Not important that a House Rep (R) was arrested today by the FBI for insider trading

Posted by: Comrade at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (x/wh1)
Nah, we're pondering when the arrests of the Democrat insiders will follow, so really we're quite excited.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:13 PM (37IEG)

160 123
Mothers selling their daughters to drug cartels in Central America is the dirty secret the open borders clan doesn't want to talk about
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 03:09 PM (10vO4)


Hey, you can't turn the country into Venezuela without breaking a few underage hymens.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:13 PM (UnA8+)

161 "He is currently detained in Fresno County Jail on a $310,000 bond."

Insufficient.

First, he should be castrated.

Then, after healing, they should separate his head from his body.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 08, 2018 03:14 PM (6eEQ+)

162 IIANM, there is a group of former Navy Seals and retired LEO who hunt down these people involved in human trafficking. I make a motion that Ramon Pedro be sentenced to a couple days of "hospitality" from this fine organization -no questions asked.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2018 03:14 PM (jxbfJ)

163 HUMANS are not illegal!

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 03:14 PM (HgMAr)

164 Shame on Obama for putting these children in danger.

Posted by: Cluebat at August 08, 2018 03:14 PM (Mv/2X)

165 Someone's Doing the Raping

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2018 03:14 PM (pjt1n)

166
If DHS isn't careful Twitter will ban them

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 03:14 PM (10vO4)

167 Many, many man acts.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President


AoSHQ Stylebook violation!

"Ex-Prez'Nit Cock-Curious"

"Emperor Shit Midas" is also acceptable.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (FFJtw)

168 My friends at the Racist New York Times have informed me that of the child being raped is white then there's no crime here people!

And if the rapist is non-white then WHY ARE YOU ENABLING THE WHITE POWER PATRIARCHY!?!?!

Posted by: David French at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (pmvi0)

169 159
145

Not important that a House Rep (R) was arrested today by the FBI for insider trading



Posted by: Comrade at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (x/wh1)
Nah, we're pondering when the arrests of the Democrat insiders will follow, so really we're quite excited.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:13 PM (37IEG)

I thought the House and Senate exempted themselves from any laws around insider trading.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (jxbfJ)

170 Duh. Insider trading is legal for Congressmen. Oh no wait that's probably just Democrats.

Posted by: Mega at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (AX6cf)

171 163 HUMANS are not illegal!
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 03:14 PM (HgMAr)


DEBATABLE

Posted by: COLOSUS at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (NgKpN)

172 Posted by: Comrade at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (x/wh1)

------------

Yeah, he definitely chose the wrong Party to commit illegal acts in Congress. Dems DO NOT like Rs encroaching on their territory.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (I16G8)

173 162 IIANM, there is a group of former Navy Seals and retired LEO who hunt down these people involved in human trafficking. I make a motion that Ramon Pedro be sentenced to a couple days of "hospitality" from this fine organization -no questions asked.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2018 03:14 PM (jxbfJ)

Unfortunately, Glenn Beck is involved with them. So he might just give Ramon Pedro a teddy bear and send him on his way.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (UnA8+)

174
Why-in-the-hell do you even consider bail when the guy is like the poster-child for flight-risk?

Follow-up... why am I punctuatin' like-this all-the-time?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (LOgQ4)

175 Okay, follow me on this Law of Armed Conflict crap and UN Charter crap.

Since the left and most of Mexico say "Eliminate borders", and since going into another country without its permission. . .

. . . that means that our soldiers and police can go into Mexico and hunt down the drug dealers and human traffickers. Hey, no borders, no problem!

And since those people who are being victimized are potentially Americans (Hey, no person is illegal), we can go in to Mexico for the defense of others if the government is unwilling or unable to protects those people.

This whole progressive shit works for me.

Vamanos, muchachos!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (H7LIz)

176 The fact is:

Life is very, very cheap south of the border. Most Americans don't really comprehend how cheaply individual life is held, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (e/LPO)

177 I would not have a problem with personally putting a bullet in a child rapist*s brain.

Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (681+G)

178 Mothers selling their daughters to drug cartels in Central America is
the dirty secret the open borders clan doesn't want to talk about
=====

The thankfully incomparable ex-DOJ Sally Yates gave a speech about how loving those parents are whether they are sent with the cartels or sent with the muslim 'refugees' -- an act of love and caring.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 08, 2018 03:16 PM (MIKMs)

179 They are monsters and need for everyone's welfare to be relieved of breath.

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (oiNtH)

We could sell tickets.

Posted by: MSM at August 08, 2018 03:16 PM (5jVnA)

180 I agree with Comrade! He supports illegal aliens raping children and wants you to forget about that and focus on a Congressman from upstate NY being indicted for insider trading!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!

Posted by: Billy Wynn at August 08, 2018 03:16 PM (jjaLl)

181 IIANM, there is a group of former Navy Seals and retired LEO who hunt down these people involved in human trafficking.



AND??????

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 03:16 PM (REkPr)

182 Mexican women for sale? What are they asking for Salma Hayek?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2018 03:16 PM (/aFKY)

183 This is a local crime story and not fit for the calzone & pizza memes in the esteemed Halls of NRO

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's non-existent masculinity at August 08, 2018 03:17 PM (pmvi0)

184 !Si, Se Puede!

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2018 03:17 PM (pjt1n)

185 >>Mothers selling their daughters to drug cartels in Central America is the dirty secret the open borders clan doesn't want to talk about



And *THIS* is why the Obama admin and ACLU forced Catholic Charities, who has contracts with DHS to temporarily house unaccompanied minors, to provide birth control and abortions to these poor kids. It's sick, and this info has been out there for years. Anyone who truly cared about "the children" would have been screaming about Obama's policies that encouraged human trafficking.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 03:17 PM (W+vEI)

186 Not important that a House Rep (R) was arrested today by the FBI for insider trading

But a Democrat senator whose husband made billion dollar deals with Chinese autocrats while a Chinese Intelligence Operative worked on her staff... no big deal.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2018 03:17 PM (O7MnT)

187 145 Not important that a House Rep (R) was arrested today by the FBI for insider trading
Posted by: Comrade
_________________________________________

Call me when they indict Pelosi for doing the same exact thing for 15 years.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:17 PM (H7LIz)

188 176
The fact is:



Life is very, very cheap south of the border. Most Americans don't
really comprehend how cheaply individual life is held, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (e/LPO)
Actually it ain't just south of our borders. It's pretty much the norm in most of the non-first world.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:18 PM (37IEG)

189 Bill Kristol likes Cheese Pizza

Posted by: Mega at August 08, 2018 03:18 PM (AX6cf)

190 184 !Si, Se Puede!
Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2018 03:17 PM (pjt1n)

Pudenda?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 03:18 PM (G4W16)

191 Insider trading is illegal?

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at August 08, 2018 03:18 PM (HgMAr)

192 149
He's not illegal, he's HUMAN.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (HgMAr)

Just doing the molesting that Americans don't want to do.

Posted by: DNC/RNC at August 08, 2018 03:18 PM (5jVnA)

193 Hey where's Kyle and his alter ego to tell us how we're going to get our asses kicked over this in November?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 03:04 PM (G4W16)

The blue wave is looking more like a T-D-Bol flush, isn't it?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 03:19 PM (9BLnV)

194 Bill Kristol likes dick cheese pizza.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2018 03:19 PM (/aFKY)

195 177
I would not have a problem with personally putting a bullet in a child rapist*s brain.

Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (681+G)
While we feed him into the wood chipper?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:19 PM (37IEG)

196 How about a little cultural sensitivity, here?!

You reich wingers are always attacking. And if it was his daughter you'd be screaming about incest or something ... You're always accusing foreign-born Americans without documents of something.


You just reminded me of a story.

My parents took us on vacation in California. My sister and I are both adults at the time. We're at the pool and I notice a young boy (maybe six?) with a full back tattoo. I'm fairly surprised and whisper to my sister to look. She does, and then scolds me for cultural insensitivity (she has some strong hippy dippy instincts).

Later on I'm talking to the kid's father and find out he's also on vacation from his home in Mexico. I didn't ask about the kid's back, though I sorely wanted to.

Also, this tattoo wasn't tribal or anything, it was the kind of iconography you see on bikers; snakes, skulls, knives, crap like that.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:19 PM (9qZ3S)

197 There will be some who will claim that someone besides an illegal alien would have raped that poor little girl. They will all be #neverTrumpers.

Posted by: torabora at August 08, 2018 03:19 PM (9u/oa)

198
"Non molestar... zzzzz"

- - Jefe Sessionzzzzz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 03:19 PM (G4W16)

199 The cry of No Borders from politicians seems to me to be picking up.

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 03:20 PM (lxZ71)

200 Sources say that Ramon Pedro's statement to law enforcement he indicated he wanted to come to America so he could vote for Trump. He identified himself as a conservative man who liked what Trump stands for.

Posted by: Associated Press release at August 08, 2018 03:20 PM (khWYc)

201 Life is very, very cheap south of the border. Most Americans don't
really comprehend how cheaply individual life is held, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (e/LPO)
Actually it ain't just south of our borders. It's pretty much the norm in most of the non-first world.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:18 PM (37IEG)

Given the frequency of abortion, I think we can safely say that life is very cheap.....to some people.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 03:20 PM (9BLnV)

202 Actually it ain't just south of our borders. It's pretty much the norm in most of the non-first world.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:18 PM (37IEG)


This is very true. Individual life is really only held dear in the Western world - and in America far more than in Europe. But those south of the border are within walking distance of us ... though their cultures are light years away.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 08, 2018 03:20 PM (e/LPO)

203 176
Life is very, very cheap south of the border. Most Americans don't really comprehend how cheaply individual life is held, there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (e/LPO)


I've heard the exact same thing said about China.

But hey, all cultures are equal, amirite? Just eliminate national borders and we can be one big happy world living in harmony.

Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2018 03:20 PM (xjiRE)

204 199
The cry of No Borders from politicians seems to me to be picking up.

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 03:20 PM (lxZ71)

Followed by the cry of "No Quarter" from the angry populace.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:20 PM (37IEG)

205 Not important that a House Rep (R) was arrested today by the FBI for insider trading
Posted by: Comrade

If you are in fact so stupid that you can't understand why nobody here cares what Rep. Greedypants has done, we can't help you. Nobody can.

Yes, you're a troll. Congratulations on your excellent career choice.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2018 03:21 PM (hS07U)

206 195 177
I would not have a problem with personally putting a bullet in a child rapist*s brain.

Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (681+G)
While we feed him into the wood chipper?
Posted by: DamnedYankee

Feed him feet first. He gets the bullet when he reaches waist level. Agreeable?

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:21 PM (Bdeb0)

207 Life is very, very cheap south of the border. Most Americans don't
really comprehend how cheaply individual life is held, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (e/LPO)
Actually it ain't just south of our borders. It's pretty much the norm in most of the non-first world Chicago
Posted by: DamnedYankee

*suggested edit

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 03:21 PM (REkPr)

208 so we are clear, the illegal alien molesting the little girl, is that simply illegal or is it wrong too?


has the left made up a term to describe the raping of undocumented minors by other undocumenteds?

not so much raping a minor as it was unconsented or unenthused sexing of some unadult?

Posted by: ? at August 08, 2018 03:21 PM (MTjB1)

209 That side bar article about no more gendered products is disturbing.

Posted by: Max Power at August 08, 2018 03:21 PM (q177U)

210 As long as the little girl was sending the remittances back to mama in whatever shithole she comes from, it was all okay.
I really hate these people. And by these people, I mean people who would sell their children into slavery or send them to a foreign country to be sold into slavery, either sexual or on an egg farm in Ohio.

Posted by: huerfano at August 08, 2018 03:21 PM (L9nK5)

211 To the Left, this is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2018 03:21 PM (aoOkS)

212
Feed him feet first. He gets the bullet when he reaches waist level. Agreeable?

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:21 PM (Bdeb0)
Done!
Then umbrella drinks.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:22 PM (37IEG)

213 This is what the Koch brothers filthy cash supports.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 08, 2018 03:22 PM (y7DUB)

214 "In fact, the victim's mother told her daughter to accompany Pedro to
the United States and he would secure her employment," a DHS official
said


Travel with Pedro and all your dreams will come true.

--- sad Napoleon Dynamite ref.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2018 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

215 What are they asking for Salma Hayek?

She's 51. Oldest I got is 12.

Posted by: Pedo Coyote Human Trafficker at August 08, 2018 03:22 PM (9qZ3S)

216 Wait. Having sex with an underaged girl is bad?

Posted by: Hollywood Left at August 08, 2018 03:22 PM (H7LIz)

217 199 The cry of No Borders from politicians seems to me to be picking up.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 03:20 PM (lxZ71)

They are either desperate for some reason or they see victory on the horizon. Both are very, very scary possibilities.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

218 Sources say that Ramon Pedro's statement to law enforcement he indicated he wanted to come to America so he could vote for Trump. He identified himself as a conservative man who liked what Trump stands for.
Posted by: Associated Press release at August 08, 2018 03:20 PM (khWYc)

HE LIKED WHAT TRUMP STANDS FOR AND HE WAS RAPING A GIRL! PROOF OF RUSSIAN COLLUSION AND PUSSY GRABBING AND TRUMP'S DEPLORABLE OPPRESSION OF WOMEN! Oh, and racism, and homophobia, yada yada yada....

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 03:23 PM (9BLnV)

219 OT, across the pond news. Am rather surprised and pleased that Bo Jo is standing firm and not apologizing for the burka comments.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 08, 2018 03:23 PM (a0IVu)

220 Vote for Pedro.

Posted by: Napoleon Dynamite at August 08, 2018 03:23 PM (H7LIz)

221 Wait. Having sex with an underaged girl is bad?
Posted by: Hollywood Left


WTF?
Posted by: Pedo Island

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 03:23 PM (REkPr)

222 181
IIANM, there is a group of former Navy Seals and retired LEO who hunt down these people involved in human trafficking.







AND??????

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 03:16 PM (REkPr)

I think we have the next reality TV series for Mark Burnett to produce.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2018 03:23 PM (jxbfJ)

223 >>"Non molestar... zzzzz"

- - Jefe Sessionzzzzz
- - -

Hey, it's Sessions who re-implemented the policy on separating kids to verify family relation, and he's been kicking butt when it comes to prosecuting/deporting MS-13 and shutting down human trafficking-related businesses, such as BackPage and thousands of child pornographers, and NXIVM (that's a federal prosecution, right?).

Sessions is not asleep at the wheel on this stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 03:23 PM (W+vEI)

224 Actually it ain't just south of our borders. It's pretty much the norm in most of the non-first world Chicago

Posted by: DamnedYankee



*suggested edit
Chicago? That used to be a first-world city didn't it? Didn't they pretty much adopt the same rules London uses - you know, international shit-hole city rules?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:24 PM (37IEG)

225 has the left made up a term to describe the raping of undocumented minors by other undocumenteds?

not so much raping a minor as it was unconsented or unenthused sexing of some unadult?
Posted by: ? at August 08, 2018 03:21 PM (MTjB1)

---------------

Why, yes they have! The current term they are trying to normalize is MAP (Minor Attracted Person). I wish I was joking.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 03:24 PM (I16G8)

226 I think we have the next reality TV series for Mark Burnett to produce.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2018 03:23 PM (jxbfJ)

No Survivors

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 03:24 PM (AURKQ)

227 212
Feed him feet first. He gets the bullet when he reaches waist level. Agreeable?

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:21 PM (Bdeb0)
Done!
Then umbrella drinks.
Posted by: DamnedYankee

See I CAN be agreeable. *just don't tell my wife*

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:24 PM (Bdeb0)

228 For those keeping score:
Wolf whistles = rape.


This? Deserves sanctuary.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 03:24 PM (5jVnA)

229 Feed him feet first. He gets the bullet when he reaches waist level. Agreeable?
______________________________________

Why waste the bullet?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:24 PM (H7LIz)

230 Send the guy to Saudi Arabia and let them go old school on him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2018 03:25 PM (ptqGC)

231 216
Wait. Having sex with an underaged girl is bad?

Posted by: Hollywood Left at August 08, 2018 03:22 PM (H7LIz)

Huh, who knew?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 08, 2018 03:25 PM (jxbfJ)

232 To the Left, this is a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: ShainS


To the professional GOP it's fap material.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2018 03:25 PM (1jWCo)

233 187 Call me when they indict Pelosi for doing the same exact thing for 15 years.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:17 PM (H7LIz)

Or Harry Reid for using his position to get his son Stupid Wealthy selling land to the ChiComs.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:25 PM (UnA8+)

234 Well, I guess we need Whoopsie to chime in and tell us if this was rape-rape or just, y'know, rape, which isn't the same.

Or some such shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2018 03:25 PM (7UW64)

235 he would secure her employment
------
Well, Feinstein does need a new driver!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2018 03:25 PM (Evws/)

236

EM GOBBLEDYGOOK FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 08, 2018 03:25 PM (7AQC5)

237 Chicago? That used to be a first-world city didn't it? Didn't they pretty much adopt the same rules London uses - you know, international shit-hole city rules?
Posted by: DamnedYankee


You shoot 1700 people a year in just a CITY, you automatically lose 1st World status.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 03:26 PM (REkPr)

238 Feed him feet first. He gets the bullet when he reaches waist level. Agreeable?
______________________________________

Why waste the bullet?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

I'm a giving person

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:26 PM (Bdeb0)

239 213 This is what the Koch brothers filthy cash supports.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 08, 2018 03:22 PM (y7DUB)

The libertarians and the corporatists of both parties are all in on open borders, albeit for different reasons. Strange bedfellows and all that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 03:26 PM (RD7QR)

240 Pedos get the bullet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 03:26 PM (fA1SL)

241 Chicago? That used to be a first-world city didn't it? Didn't they pretty much adopt the same rules London uses - you know, international shit-hole city rules?[/I[

Chicago is currently solving less than 20% of its murders. And London is having an epidemic of knife and acid attacks while 1,000 police officers monitor Facebook and Twitter for "hate crimes."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2018 03:26 PM (O7MnT)

242 Sex with children is just one of many sexual orientations on the entire spectrum of human sexuality. Celebrate the diversity!

Posted by: Tumblr at August 08, 2018 03:26 PM (VckGX)

243 Sorry

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2018 03:26 PM (O7MnT)

244 238 I'm a giving person
Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:26 PM (Bdeb0)

Bullets are too humane.

Novichok is the answer.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:27 PM (UnA8+)

245 These people dont give a fuck about each other. Not even their kids. Im having trouble giving a fuck about them too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2018 03:27 PM (/aFKY)

246 Feed him feet first. He gets the bullet when he reaches waist level. Agreeable?

Posted by: wrg500 at August



why not simply turn it off at that point and walk away?

Posted by: ? at August 08, 2018 03:27 PM (MTjB1)

247 231
216

Wait. Having sex with an underaged girl is bad?



Posted by: Hollywood Left at August 08, 2018 03:22 PM (H7LIz)

How old do ficus trees have to be?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 08, 2018 03:27 PM (37IEG)

248 Why waste the bullet?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

I'm a giving person
Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:26 PM (Bdeb0)
______________________________________

Apparently so.

I see your point.

The bullet maker has to put food on his family's table too.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:27 PM (H7LIz)

249 176 The fact is:

Life is very, very cheap south of the border. Most Americans don't really comprehend how cheaply individual life is held, there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (e/LPO)

Yup. Africa, Southeast Asia and China too.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:27 PM (NWiLs)

250 That side bar article about no more gendered products is disturbing.

Advertising exec: Ok, here's our new ad campaign. We're going to have a bunch of multicultural people of both sexes leaping through fields of flowers, smiling, and then the tagline:

Tampax, no longer just for women.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (9qZ3S)

251 I'll wait to see if he pleads guilty and takes a plea. Arrested by the FBI means nothing anymore .

Posted by: Associated Press release at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (khWYc)

252 Apparently so.

I see your point.

The bullet maker has to put food on his family's table too.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Beside my quality time is reloading

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (Bdeb0)

253 Free Pedro!

Posted by: el Pedo del Norte at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (xBSm0)

254 why not simply turn it off at that point and walk away?
Posted by: ? at August 08, 2018 03:27 PM (MTjB1)
_________________________________________

What?

Doesn't anyone want to dip him in a tub of iodine?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (H7LIz)

255 Sorry

You can stuff your sorries a sack, mister.

Posted by: G. Costanza at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (+INtM)

256 Tampax, no longer just for women.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (9qZ3S)


Eat enough Indian curry and one of those might be useful.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (NWiLs)

257 Tampax, no longer just for women.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (9qZ3S)

"Wherever."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 03:29 PM (AURKQ)

258 254 Doesn't anyone want to dip him in a tub of iodine?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (H7LIz)

How about pouring a quart of Drano down his throat?

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:29 PM (UnA8+)

259 so we are clear, the illegal alien molesting the little girl, is that simply illegal or is it wrong too?
...........

He must have been separated from his real family by Trump and thus traumatized and needs our help.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

260 Beside my quality time is reloading
Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (Bdeb0)
________________________________________

A worthy endeavor, indeed.

Carry on, my good man!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:29 PM (H7LIz)

261 250 That side bar article about no more gendered products is disturbing.

Advertising exec: Ok, here's our new ad campaign. We're going to have a bunch of multicultural people of both sexes leaping through fields of flowers, smiling, and then the tagline:

Tampax, no longer just for women.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (9qZ3S)

They can get the LA Rams dancers or Ramsters or Rammies or whatever the hell they're calling themselves.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 03:30 PM (RD7QR)

262 That horrible girl. Corrupting the morals of that good, decent man.

Posted by: Grand Mufti of Outer Asscrackistan at August 08, 2018 03:30 PM (AURKQ)

263 248
Why waste the bullet?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot



I'm a giving person

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 03:26 PM (Bdeb0)

______________________________________



Apparently so.



I see your point.



The bullet maker has to put food on his family's table too.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:27 PM (H7LIz)

.22 subsonic. Start on the toes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2018 03:30 PM (jxbfJ)

264 Off fake news sock

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 03:30 PM (khWYc)

265 The blue wave is looking more like a T-D-Bol flush, isn't it?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 03:19 PM (9BLnV)


If it doesn't happen the Democrats and the media are going to lose whatever scraps of sanity they still possess.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (hLRSq)

266 On the one hand, the left is out to label all masculinity as toxic; the campaign to destroy football is one aspect.

On the other, they want to celebrate feminized behavior and sexualized behavior in children, which is why that ten-year-old drag queen in NYC has become a media star.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (O7MnT)

267 Might have a T-storm hedding my way, better get out to batten down the hatch

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (lxZ71)

268 I've personally witnessed on at least three occasions the US Border Patrol looking the other way when people(commies) leave water and food out in the desert for these invaders. If Fake-AG was on the ball he would have these people(commies) arrested or at least run off.

Yet, they continue to do this day in and day out without repercussion.


Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (r9UYA)

269 Tampax, no longer just for women.





Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (9qZ3S)

----------------------
They are very absorbent for a variety of spills.

Posted by: Undocumented at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (5NMZN)

270 Prediction:
this will not get even 0.0001% of the coverage, including from the
nominal right, that "baby jails" and "infant prisons" got.

Exhibit 1573 of why legacy media is the Enemy of the People.

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (DJFLF)

271 256
Tampax, no longer just for women.



Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (9qZ3S)





Eat enough Indian curry and one of those might be useful.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (NWiLs)

If it burns going in, it will burn going out.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (jxbfJ)

272 Every last ounce of the pain, suffering and horror this little girl was put through needs to be laid on the shoulders of one shitheal grifter...

.. that being the milk-chocolate jesus, Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: DocJ at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (9TYxj)

273 A kennel seems like a best western compared to that.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (W0Oy7)

274 I cant wait for the NFLs dancing homo halftime show. How about ewe?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (/aFKY)

275 Life is very, very cheap south of the border. Most Americans don't really comprehend how cheaply individual life is held, there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 08, 2018 03:15 PM (e/LPO)

Yup. Africa, Southeast Asia and China too.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:27 PM (NWiLs)




Baltimore, Chicago, Atlanta

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

276 How about pouring a quart of Drano down his throat?
Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:29 PM (UnA8+)
_______________________________________

See!

That's what I'm talking about.

Constructive dialogue amongst peers always results in a better solution.

Team building. Individual buy-in. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:32 PM (H7LIz)

277 Lucky girl! The man's a saint getting her across a dangerous border...

Every night I dream of San Pedro
It all seems like yesterday, not far away
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bone eater!

Posted by: Madonna at August 08, 2018 03:32 PM (GbUDJ)

278 You people and your elaborate revenge scenarios. You make him dig two holes. Then, give him the bullet. Next pedo comes, he digs two holes, using dirt from one to cover the previous one. Bullet, repeat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 03:32 PM (fA1SL)

279 Come on, ice cream!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 08, 2018 03:32 PM (yQpMk)

280 250 That side bar article about no more gendered products is disturbing.

Advertising exec: Ok, here's our new ad campaign. We're going to have a bunch of multicultural people of both sexes leaping through fields of flowers, smiling, and then the tagline:

Tampax, no longer just for women.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:28 PM (9qZ3S)

What was old is new again. The intellectual pin-heads were trying to do that back in the 60's and 70's with kids. It didn't work then and it will not work now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 08, 2018 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

281 types....

and the erases entire plan for replacing the wood chipper with an impaling pole.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:33 PM (37IEG)

282 Baltimore, Chicago, Atlanta

-------------------

A little love and appreciation for Birmingham would be nice. Every so often.

Posted by: Undocumented at August 08, 2018 03:33 PM (5NMZN)

283 274 I cant wait for the NFLs dancing homo halftime show. How about ewe?
_________________________________________

Daddy, why are those men taking a knee when the National Anthem was over 5 minutes ago?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:33 PM (H7LIz)

284 I used to work with an Albanian dude who told me that in the mountains where he came from, if a guy was sexually abusing a child, that guy would be found swinging from the rafters of some barn....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 03:33 PM (y8Foj)

285 Wait. Having sex with an underaged girl is bad?
Posted by: Hollywood Left at August 08, 2018 03:22 PM (H7LIz)

Was this wrong? If I had known this sort of thing was frowned upon, I would never have done it. Other places I worked, this sort of thing happened all the time. For instance, at my last job at Comet Pizza, everybody did it! And not just with girls. Oh, no! Boys, trannies, dogs, donkeys, dolphins, if it was warm blooded and had genitalia, it was fair game. Come to think of it, the warm blooded thing was optional.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 03:33 PM (9BLnV)

286 >>Yet, they continue to do this day in and day out without repercussion.


Why isn't Border Patrol/DHS shutting this down?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 03:34 PM (W+vEI)

287 If it doesn't happen the Democrats and the media are going to lose whatever scraps of sanity they still possess.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (hLRSq)

------------

I plan to thoroughly enjoy watching them gain maybe 2 seats in the House, and lose 5-7 seats in the Senate.

The meltdowns to date will have been just warmups for 11/18.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 03:34 PM (I16G8)

288 284.
Albanians - better than Aztecs. Sad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 03:34 PM (fA1SL)

289 If it doesn't happen the Democrats and the media are going to lose whatever scraps of sanity they still possess.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (hLRSq)

Couldn't happen fast enough and to a nicer bunch of pervs.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 03:34 PM (9BLnV)

290 >>Why isn't Border Patrol/DHS shutting this down?

My ? exactly.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 03:34 PM (r9UYA)

291 283
274 I cant wait for the NFLs dancing homo halftime show. How about ewe?

_________________________________________



Daddy, why are those men taking a knee when the National Anthem was over 5 minutes ago?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 03:33 PM (H7LIz)

Rah, Rah, Rah,

Sis Boom Bah
Watch us take it in the Poopah

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2018 03:34 PM (jxbfJ)

292
cant wait for the NFLs dancing homo halftime show. How about ewe?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (/aFKY)


The L.A. Rams cheerleading squad use to be called the Embraceable Ewes

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 03:34 PM (10vO4)

293 Mother says she could work.
Illegal says she's his daughter but isn't.
How old is she?
what kind of work was the mother expecting her to do?

Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (QMG5F)

294 Castration seems appropriate for child molesters and rapists. I see nothing cruel or unusual about the punishment.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (khWYc)

295 I cant wait for the NFLs dancing homo halftime show. How about ewe?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2018 03:31 PM (/aFKY)
.............

I can't wait for one of the poofs to get run over on the sidelines by a linebacker.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (HgMAr)

296 cant wait for the NFLs dancing homo halftime show. How about ewe?

Well, I can't wait to not watch it, if that's what you mean

Posted by: DocJ at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (9TYxj)

297 I live right near Ysleta on the border.
Trust me, statutory rape is an epidemic here in the Hispanic community.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (5Qs8B)

298 So somehow we are supposed to consider a society where giving your daughter to a pedophile in order to get her across the border is a good thing, as somehow superior to our own society where such things are ILLEGAL FOR A REASON, DAMMIT, and make sure they are celebrated for being open minded and...and...

Okay, makes no sense whatsoever.

Send 'em all back, separately, even though they will be back at the border within the month.

Maybe shoot the rapist, or at least castrate him.

But don't waste time and resources on people who have no sense of humanity or decency.

These people have the Church, and television, and internet, and all sorts of resources to know and understand that giving your daughter to a rapist is probably not a good idea, and yet they keep doing it. There's no cure for that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (7UW64)

299
The L.A. Rams cheerleading squad use to be called the Embraceable Ewes

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 03:34 PM (10vO4)
Now those who still watch will be able to speculate about who's ramming who.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (37IEG)

300 You people and your elaborate revenge scenarios. You make him dig two holes. Then, give him the bullet. Next pedo comes, he digs two holes, using dirt from one to cover the previous one. Bullet, repeat.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


I'm all about efficiency.
Slit trench. Line up 100 nut to butt. See how many a .50 cal AP will pass thru. Repeat.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 03:36 PM (REkPr)

301 294 Castration seems appropriate for child molesters and rapists. I see nothing cruel or unusual about the punishment.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (khWYc)

Well, if they're illegals, they shouldn't expect any constitutional protections to begin with...

...bring on the Creative Cruelty.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:36 PM (UnA8+)

302 On a related note, that New Mexico compound which was raided by the govt turned out to be just some muslims holding children captive and training them to shoot up schools.

Carry on.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at August 08, 2018 03:36 PM (La5SJ)

303 Not reading the article. Does it mention how old the poor girl was?

Posted by: Your Intellectual Better at August 08, 2018 03:36 PM (F4u7C)

304 This past Sunday had a family get together. On the ride home my cousin made reference to the only place in the country kids can get abused is at the border. He repeated it, I guess to get a reaction from me. I let it go. Normally I would instruct him on stories like this one posted, but you know...my words are precious, like gold, and I do not wish to waste them on fools.

It's a good thing I kept mum, too, because it turned out I left my damn phone in his car and I really needed it. Not saying he would have kept it, but maybe subconsciously slow rolled its return because I'm not a member of his Correct Think Club.
This is what a cold civil war looks like.

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2018 03:36 PM (DJFLF)

305 what kind of work was the mother expecting her to do?

Precisely the "work" daughter was already doing for St. Pedro

You don't think these kids are put through that sort of horror and then end-up in a neighborhood school with knickers and pigtails, do you?

Posted by: DocJ at August 08, 2018 03:37 PM (9TYxj)

306 I can't wait for one of the poofs to get run over on the sidelines by a linebacker.
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (HgMAr)

Was watching a GB/SF game some years ago, and the tiny little SF quarterback was run out of bounds, smacked into Gilbert Brown standing on the sidelines, and basically bounced off him and splattered on the field. Gilbert didn't move an inch.

I laughed until I cried.

Wish I had a .gif of that to share.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2018 03:37 PM (7UW64)

307 298 These people have the Church, and television, and internet, and all sorts of resources to know and understand that giving your daughter to a rapist is probably not a good idea, and yet they keep doing it. There's no cure for that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (7UW64)

Depleted Uranium.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:37 PM (UnA8+)

308 301 294 Castration seems appropriate for child molesters and rapists. I see nothing cruel or unusual about the punishment.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (khWYc)

Well, if they're illegals, they shouldn't expect any constitutional protections to begin with...

...bring on the Creative Cruelty.
************************
Remove ALL OF HIS JUNK and make him eat it, then insert the pear of anguish up his stink chute.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 08, 2018 03:37 PM (JNTt1)

309 Rah, Rah, Rah,

Sis Boom Bah
Watch us take it in the Poopah
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 03:38 PM (REkPr)

310
Just so there's no question on the Mann Act thing, he entered the US through Texas, but was arrested in Huron, CA. Crossing state lines makes it Federal.

A side note: Huron is rural craphole, even 30+ years ago when I used to deliver tortillas and Mexican pastries there while working for a Mexican Bakery right out of high school.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2018 03:38 PM (veoSD)

311 307
298 These people have the Church, and television, and internet, and all
sorts of resources to know and understand that giving your daughter to a
rapist is probably not a good idea, and yet they keep doing it. There's no cure for that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (7UW64)



Depleted Uranium.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:37 PM (UnA8+)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2018 03:38 PM (jxbfJ)

312 294 Castration seems appropriate for child molesters and rapists. I see nothing cruel or unusual about the punishment.

ah, but the important thing is that it not be cruel *and* unusual. if we didn't it frequently, it wouldn't be unusual and, therefore, not cruel *and* unusual.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 08, 2018 03:38 PM (xGZ+b)

313 On the ride home my cousin made reference to the only place in the country kids can get abused is at the border.

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Since when is "Hollywood" on the border???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 03:38 PM (8XRCm)

314 >>These people have the Church, and television, and internet, and all sorts of resources to know and understand that giving your daughter to a rapist is probably not a good idea, and yet they keep doing it. There's no cure for that.



But if the kid can get DACA, then they can be used to get the rest of the family in legally!

Regardless of the parameters of DACA, (IIRC)every time some judge says Trump must continue it there is a surge in kids coming across the border. That was Obama's lure to get kids here, which then would get the rest of their immediate family, some extended family in legally.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 03:39 PM (W+vEI)

315 Now those who still watch will be able to speculate about who's ramming who.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (37IEG)
Who's Zooming Who???*love that song*

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 08, 2018 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

316 what kind of work was the mother expecting her to do?

Precisely the "work" daughter was already doing for St. Pedro

You don't think these kids are put through that sort of horror and then end-up in a neighborhood school with knickers and pigtails, do you?
Posted by: DocJ


They end up on film in knickers & pigtails.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 03:39 PM (REkPr)

317 Pretending away real problems concerning immigration really worked like the Dickens in Britain.

--

More like Charles Dicken's Britain.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2018 03:39 PM (7ZVPa)

318 Wuf. Nasty, short storm just passed through. Limbs down, heavy rainfall, power off for about an hour.

Running on UPS...for a while.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2018 03:40 PM (CDGwz)

319 Tweet from The Hill, "Openly gay Dem wins House primary, would be first Native American woman elected to Congress hill.cm/9wgaWHE"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb696sgv

This Twit is 108 characters long. Twatter's character limit count is now 280 characters. The candidate's name, Sharice Davids, is only fourteen characters long.

The Hill could have added Davids' name to this Twit and had plenty of characters to spare. I find it fascinating they added "openly gay" "native american", "Democrat", and "woman", but didn't put her name in there.

She's not even a person to them. She's a list of check-boxes.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:40 PM (9qZ3S)

320 317 More like Charles Dicken's Britain.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2018 03:39 PM (7ZVPa)

More like Muhammad's dick's in Britain.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:40 PM (UnA8+)

321 Did get a feeling that while no hard core fans want it, Jeffery Lurie owner of the Eagles is a Leftist and could see him getting male strippers, I mean male cheerleaders.

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 03:40 PM (lxZ71)

322 296 cant wait for the NFLs dancing homo halftime show. How about ewe?

Well, I can't wait to not watch it, if that's what you mean
Posted by: DocJ at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (9TYxj)

We're bitchin! We're sick!
We like to chug that dick!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:40 PM (QLznQ)

323 315 Now those who still watch will be able to speculate about who's ramming who.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:35 PM (37IEG)
Who's Zooming Who???*love that song*
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 08, 2018 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2018 03:41 PM (7UW64)

324 Not reading the article. Does it mention how old the poor girl was?
Posted by: Your Intellectual Better at August




presumably old enough to no longer require breastfeeding.

no way pedro the pedo was going to pony up for baby food.

Posted by: ? at August 08, 2018 03:41 PM (MTjB1)

325 Secure the mother employment I think.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2018 03:41 PM (W0Oy7)

326 Damn sock....

Posted by: Sponge at August 08, 2018 03:41 PM (F4u7C)

327 321 Did get a feeling that while no hard core fans want it, Jeffery Lurie owner of the Eagles is a Leftist and could see him getting male strippers, I mean male cheerleaders.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 03:40 PM (lxZ71)

If somehow he doesn't, the mayor will likely bug him until he does.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:42 PM (UnA8+)

328 My modest, non-GMO, sustainable and culturally sensitive proposal for a tzampotli as an immigration control measure, alas, has only gotten traction at the Miklos Institute of Institutedness.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at August 08, 2018 03:42 PM (zCyNd)

329 They end up on film in knickers & pigtails.

Sadly, probably.

Short, indescribably horrible lives these kids live.

Posted by: DocJ at August 08, 2018 03:42 PM (9TYxj)

330 It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.


Actually, scratch that. It was just the worst of times.

Posted by: Charles Dickens at August 08, 2018 03:42 PM (AURKQ)

331 Why are these signs still in place near the AZ border?


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ar3e66

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 03:42 PM (r9UYA)

332 Teevee ad just said "visit joinaspca.org on any device..."


Any device? I've tried it on my electric razor, the fridge, and a pencil sharpener. Nothing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

333 -
--

Tweet from The Hill, "Openly gay Dem wins House primary, would be first
Native American woman elected to Congress hill.cm/9wgaWHE"

--------------

Wuuut?


Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at August 08, 2018 03:43 PM (pMGkg)

334 It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.


Actually, scratch that. It was just the worst of times.

Posted by: Charles Dickens at August 08, 2018 03:42 PM (AURKQ)

Scott Fitzgerald wrote a whole book on that premise.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at August 08, 2018 03:43 PM (zCyNd)

335 Since when is "Hollywood" on the border???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 03:38 PM (8XRCm)

He used to be a smart guy. Having a nutso Brazilian wife changed him.

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2018 03:43 PM (DJFLF)

336 He was just trying to look for a better life, you guys.

As long as it was buttsecks, Woopie says it's OK.

Posted by: Sponge at August 08, 2018 03:44 PM (F4u7C)

337
Having a nutso Brazilian wife changed him.

-----

Im assuming you mean the country.... not the haircut....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 03:44 PM (8XRCm)

338 Go get 'em! We got 'em!
We like to power bottom!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 03:45 PM (QLznQ)

339 332
Teevee ad just said "visit joinaspca.org on any device..."





Any device? I've tried it on my electric razor, the fridge, and a pencil sharpener. Nothing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

*shrugs*

Posted by: Toaster at August 08, 2018 03:45 PM (5jVnA)

340 I cant wait for the NFLs dancing homo halftime show

The West Point Rabble Rousers include male as well as female cheerleaders, and the guys definitely do not look ghey. Ditto for the Air Force cheer team; the guys don't look at all like Shep. Navy, well, that's another story . . .

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 08, 2018 03:45 PM (3C9q2)

341 You gonna eat your tots?

Posted by: Pedro Dynamite at August 08, 2018 03:45 PM (7A6l6)

342
Tweet from The Hill, "Openly gay Dem wins House primary, would be first Native American woman elected to Congress hill.cm/9wgaWHE"

Her indian name is Stands to Piss

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 03:45 PM (10vO4)

343 Im assuming you mean the country.... not the haircut....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 03:44 PM (8XRCm)

Yes the country. It's ironic because when I first met her I felt bad for her because my cousin is an a-hole with women. But something happened after he had kids and he got femmi-fied.

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2018 03:46 PM (DJFLF)

344 332 Any device? I've tried it on my electric razor, the fridge, and a pencil sharpener. Nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

Did you try a pair of scissors?

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:46 PM (UnA8+)

345 Why do I have an unwanted mental image of Mr. Miyagi doing a Brazilian "wax on, wax off"?

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at August 08, 2018 03:46 PM (zCyNd)

346 The levels of depravity you have to go through to either pay to have your child taken, or sell your child TO be taken. WTF.
And I should want these people here because?
They're going to contribute WHAT to our society?
GD it!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:46 PM (37IEG)

347 341
You gonna eat your tots?


Posted by: Pedro Dynamite at August 08, 2018 03:45 PM (7A6l6)

I denounce myself.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 03:46 PM (5jVnA)

348 Trump ripped her out of the arms of a rapist pretending to be her father. The horror..the horror

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 08, 2018 03:46 PM (OLCnA)

349 345 Why do I have an unwanted mental image of Mr. Miyagi doing a Brazilian "wax on, wax off"?
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at August 08, 2018 03:46 PM (zCyNd)

The Capoeira Kid

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 03:46 PM (AURKQ)

350 Posted by: Comrade at August 08, 2018 03:12 PM (x/wh1)

Just following all the other Democrats who did it first?

As a matter of fact, I care less about one person doing insider trading than I care about some criminal aliens raping a little girl. I guess you don't, Comrade?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (AllCR)

351 I think Sarah Sanders should show this pedo's face at her next press conference.

Posted by: clutch at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (kiSdp)

352 The West Point Rabble Rousers include male as well as female cheerleaders, and the guys definitely do not look ghey.

----------------

Knights Out !!

Posted by: Undocumented at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (5NMZN)

353 Hey look, another Illegal Immigrant that raped a kid. Protected from ICE by Sanctuary City Policies.


https://tinyurl.com/yc6qedco

Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (zRwJ/)

354 351
I think Sarah Sanders should show this pedo's face at her next press conference.

Posted by: clutch at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (kiSdp)

Acoster?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (5jVnA)

355 351 I think Sarah Sanders should show this pedo's face at her next press conference.
Posted by: clutch at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (kiSdp)

Stretched over a crude balsa-wood frame

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (AURKQ)

356
Well, if you're gonna sell your children to anyone, it makes sense to sell them to trustworthy, respectful folks like drug cartels and coyotes.

*rolls eyes*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (veoSD)

357 With all this insider trading kerfluffle, it brings to mind - I thought insider trading wasn't illegal when CongressAsses did it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

358 351 I think Sarah Sanders should show this pedo's face at her next press conference.
Posted by: clutch at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (kiSdp)

Preferably after it's been sliced off of his head.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (UnA8+)

359 no way pedro the pedo was going to pony up for baby food.
Posted by: ?
----------

EBT would cover that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (xSo9G)

360 I think Sarah Sanders should show this pedo's face at her next press conference.
Posted by: clutch at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (kiSdp)

------

....and ask "Are yaall gonna bitch if we seperate THIS kid from THIS guardian???"

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

361 Our association is pro-Sex trafficking. Just like the Democrats. We encourage the DNC to make it part of their party platform!
#BlueWaveBondage2018

Posted by: Fraternal Order of Gurgaon Escort Patrons at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (v1udk)

362 Is Trump and family on vacay this week?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (a0IVu)

363 I think Sarah Sanders should show this pedo's face at her next press conference.
Posted by: clutch at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (kiSdp)

You mean, like, torn off his skull and brandished in front of the press?

I'm good with that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (xPJvm)

364
Only the sleaziest employer would dare ask a potential job candidate
about their sex lives when such information is irrelevant to their
position. Yet here we are.

Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) stated back in January that she would begin
asking those nominated to become federal judges about their sexual
history. -WZ
Everyone should remember Mazie?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (r9UYA)

365 17

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (REkPr)

366 Florida man shoots other Florida man after a political argument on Facebook gets heated.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ays4ss

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:49 PM (9qZ3S)

367 SHS should march into the next WH briefing with this assholes head on a pike.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 08, 2018 03:49 PM (a0IVu)

368 Tickets on sale at Ticketmaster for our traveling road show.

Jazz on the lam.

Posted by: Bixler, Baxter, and Mordant, Jazz Singers at August 08, 2018 03:49 PM (XeN7w)

369 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 03:46 PM (AURKQ)

The Institute of Miklos approves of smile.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at August 08, 2018 03:50 PM (zCyNd)

370 366 Florida man shoots other Florida man after a political argument on Facebook gets heated.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ays4ss
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:49 PM (9qZ3S)

Keep your booger hook off the "Dislike" button.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 03:50 PM (AURKQ)

371 332 Teevee ad just said "visit joinaspca.org on any device..."


Any device? I've tried it on my electric razor, the fridge, and a pencil sharpener. Nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

You have to go outside nude and yell at the toaster REAL LOUD. Only thing that works. Oh, and front yard only.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 03:50 PM (RD7QR)

372
Fucking outrageous.

It pisses me off to no end that Fucked [fox] News has an unstated policy of going soft on illegal immigration.
They so desperately want to openly embrace the cuck-conservative position of perfunctorily-monitored borders.

Disgusting beyond words.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 08, 2018 03:50 PM (Z2PYk)

373 363 I think Sarah Sanders should show this pedo's face at her next press conference.
Posted by: clutch at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (kiSdp)

You mean, like, torn off his skull and brandished in front of the press?

I'm good with that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (xPJvm)

Someone who I went to high school with actually did have his face torn off after he wrapped his car around a telephone pole. They reattached it, but there was a scar from where they stitched it back on.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:50 PM (UnA8+)

374 Everyone should remember Mazie?


Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (r9UYA)
Yes, and I still want to know what law this man broke! This rape is a law only as deemed so by the President!

Posted by: Senator Mazie Hairon-oh at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (37IEG)

375 Hanging always seemed the best choice to me. Not cruel, not unusual. And no drugs to buy or anything like that.

Posted by: brak at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (VckGX)

376 357
With all this insider trading kerfluffle, it brings to mind - I thought
insider trading wasn't illegal when CongressAsses did it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 08, 2018 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

Yep. GOPe refused to make it so. I imagine that this R in the news might have done it outside of congressional privilege, however.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (5jVnA)

377
Florida man shoots other Florida man after a political argument on Facebook gets heated.

That seems rather mundane for Florida Man

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (10vO4)

378 They're going to contribute WHAT to our society?
GD it!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 03:46 PM


They'll contribute sexual videos which someone will upload to us, we'll stream it and make millions of dollars. You against free markets or something?

Posted by: PornHub at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (LOgQ4)

379 You have to go outside nude and yell at the toaster REAL LOUD. Only thing that works. Oh, and front yard only.


As if I hadn't already tried that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (fuK7c)

380 Florida man shoots other Florida man after a political argument on Facebook gets heated.

BAN FACEBOOK!

If it saves just one toothless trailer-dweller...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

381 Hey look, another Illegal Immigrant that raped a kid. Protected from ICE by Sanctuary City Policies.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6qedco
Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2018 03:47 PM (zRwJ/)

-----------

Here's to hoping that there is an entire special wing of Hell set aside for those that allow this shit to happen.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (I16G8)

382 Yep. GOPe refused to make it so. I imagine that this
R in the news might have done it outside of congressional privilege,
however.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (5jVnA)

*Or* DS wants to create another open seat for a demonrat to fill

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2018 03:53 PM (DJFLF)

383 Someone who I went to high school with actually did have his face torn off after he wrapped his car around a telephone pole.


Heh. amateurs

Posted by: the Kennedy Clan at August 08, 2018 03:53 PM (zCyNd)

384 366 Florida man shoots other Florida man after a political argument on Facebook gets heated.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ays4ss

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2018 03:49 PM (9qZ3S)



Keep your booger hook off the "Dislike" button.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 03:50 PM (AURKQ)

Florida man, Florida man,

shot in a spat with Florida man,
Who's the winner? Everyone else.

Florida man.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 03:53 PM (5jVnA)

385 If Pornhub is producing sex videos with kids-I assume they're not or they'd be arrested, one hopes all of the employees of pornhub need to be strung up by their balls and something equivalent for the women executives in the business.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2018 03:54 PM (AllCR)

386
If Brian Stetler had a kid, he'd be a Tater tot?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 03:55 PM (G4W16)

387 Teevee ad just said "visit joinaspca.org on any device..."

Any device? I've tried it on my electric razor, the fridge, and a pencil sharpener. Nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

Are you sure they have the bluetooth option? They may be too old. My son-in-law just bought a new chainsaw and you had to make sure it was the bluetooth model. Sure, you'd expect all equipment to come with bluetooth standard, but you have to make sure.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 03:55 PM (9BLnV)

388 something equivalent for the women executives in the business.


Par example?

Posted by: Curious Miklos at August 08, 2018 03:55 PM (zCyNd)

389 Hey look, another Illegal Immigrant that raped a kid. Protected from ICE by Sanctuary City Policies.
..................

HUMANS are not illegal!
Gosh, how many times do I have to remind you??!!

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

390 The left. Party of slavery, sexual abuse, and death. Sooner or later mankind is going to have to make a decision.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2018 03:56 PM (9Om/r)

391 387 Are you sure they have the bluetooth option? They may be too old. My son-in-law just bought a new chainsaw and you had to make sure it was the bluetooth model. Sure, you'd expect all equipment to come with bluetooth standard, but you have to make sure.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 03:55 PM (9BLnV)

Outboard Motors have a much higher reliability.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:56 PM (UnA8+)

392 Posted by: Curious Miklos at August 08, 2018 03:55 PM (zCyNd)

I prefer not to think of it in that much detail.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2018 03:56 PM (AllCR)

393 Florida man shoots other Florida man after a political argument on Facebook gets heated.

BAN FACEBOOK!

If it saves just one toothless trailer-dweller...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (oVJmc)


COMMON SENSE FACEBOOK LAWS NOW!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 08, 2018 03:56 PM (F4u7C)

394 I'm not a thief.

I'm an Undocumented Liquor Store Patron.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 03:56 PM (AURKQ)

395
WHOA

who knew Antifa had a Hot Flash division?

https://tinyurl.com/ya2c9otl

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2018 03:56 PM (DJFLF)

396 If Brian Stetler had a kid, he'd be a Tater tot?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 03:55 PM (G4W16)

Thumbs up!!

Posted by: Miklos, I'll be your process server today at August 08, 2018 03:56 PM (zCyNd)

397 HUMANS are not illegal!
Gosh, how many times do I have to remind you??!!
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

Well, they are in South Africa. Second humans are illegal in China.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (9BLnV)

398
HUMANS are not illegal!

--------------------

And when they are, it will just be the ones of no color.

Posted by: Undocumented at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (5NMZN)

399 My mobile device keeps making this ringing sound. What's up with that?

Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (kF6bd)

400 If Pornhub is producing sex videos with kids-I assume they're not or they'd be arrested, one hopes all of the employees of pornhub need to be strung up by their balls and something equivalent for the women executives in the business.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2018 03:54 PM


PornHub is like YouTube -- they hide behind the fact that they did not produce the material, only that some individual uploaded it onto their platform. Oops, we'll take that down, now that we made a shitload of money off of it.

It's one hell of a business model.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (LOgQ4)

401 367
SHS should march into the next WH briefing with this assholes head on a pike.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 08, 2018 03:49 PM (a0IVu)

While glaring at Acosta.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (jxbfJ)

402 Seems to reason to me the amount of sex trafficking across the border has to be a good proportion of border crossings

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (lxZ71)

403 WHOA

who knew Antifa had a Hot Flash division?

https://tinyurl.com/ya2c9otl
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2018 03:56 PM (DJFLF)

Granny-PantyFa

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 03:58 PM (AURKQ)

404 my chainsaw has a wireless router built into it, found out my neighbor hacked it and it went on a rampage

Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2018 03:58 PM (QMG5F)

405 If Brian Stetler had a kid, he'd be a Tater tot?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 03:55 PM (G4W16)



I'm thinking Tater twat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2018 03:58 PM (9Om/r)

406 It's one hell of a business model.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (LOgQ4)

But I assume they can't have videos with minors because that would be sex trafficking of minors.
People who do that are utter slugs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2018 03:59 PM (AllCR)

407 employees of pornhub need to be strung up by their balls and something equivalent for the women executives in the business.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke




sure, however, they will make vids of the stringing ups and post them.

Posted by: ? at August 08, 2018 04:00 PM (MTjB1)

408 387 Teevee ad just said "visit joinaspca.org on any device..."

Any device? I've tried it on my electric razor, the fridge, and a pencil sharpener. Nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

Are you sure they have the bluetooth option? They may be too old. My son-in-law just bought a new chainsaw and you had to make sure it was the bluetooth model. Sure, you'd expect all equipment to come with bluetooth standard, but you have to make sure.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 03:55 PM (9BLnV)

You joke, but I can see some clown trying to text and cut off a branch at the same time. Probably about as dangerous as the astounding crap I see drivers do.

(Most astounding so far: woman was so fixated on whatever was on her phone that she failed to make the curve and ended up on somebody's lawn. Looked up, saw what she had done, drove away, looked back to the phone as I watched.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 04:00 PM (RD7QR)

409 People who do that are utter slugs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2018 03:59 PM (AllCR)

Come on. Use the good stuff. God forgives.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 04:00 PM (5jVnA)

410 Omarosa Secretly Recorded Trump--And Played the Audio for People, Sources Say


-FUDGE

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 04:00 PM (r9UYA)

411 this guy's twitter feed documents all the tweets advocating violence against Trump and hatred of white people. He only includes the blue checkmarks.

https://tinyurl.com/y878mlx9
if the link doesn't work, it's #verifiedHate

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2018 04:00 PM (DJFLF)

412 My mobile device keeps making this ringing sound. What's up with that?
Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (kF6bd)

it's probably just tinnitus. You're getting older and the hair cells in your cochlea are dying off. When they die, you hear the ringing sound. Either that or you're demon possessed.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 04:01 PM (9BLnV)

413 412. Sing out and slap hot iron to it

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 04:01 PM (fA1SL)

414 But I assume they can't have videos with minors because that would be sex trafficking of minors.


No mainstream pron site features actual minors. It's very very illegal and people who try it get caught.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 04:01 PM (fuK7c)

415 412 My mobile device keeps making this ringing sound. What's up with that?
Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (kF6bd)

it's probably just tinnitus. You're getting older and the hair cells in your cochlea are dying off. When they die, you hear the ringing sound. Either that or you're demon possessed.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 04:01 PM (9BLnV)
-------
Well then I'm disabled. Free money, please.

Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 04:02 PM (MVjcR)

416 Funniest part of Florida Man story is the photos of the two. First one is perp in his mug shot. The second shows the victim (as the caption reads) in "an unrelated mug shot".


Posted by: irright at August 08, 2018 04:02 PM (pMGkg)

417
My mobile device keeps making this ringing sound. What's up with that? Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (kF6bd)

You have a phone call

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 04:02 PM (10vO4)

418 No mainstream pron site features actual minors. It's very very illegal and people who try it get caught.
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A damn shame.

Posted by: Sen. Bob Menendez at August 08, 2018 04:02 PM (vg8iE)

419 Omarosa Secretly Recorded Trump--And Played the Audio for People, Sources Say


-FUDGE
Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 04:00 PM (r9UYA)


I don't know what he was thinking bringing that c#nt into his administration. She showed the WORLD she was out for one person and one person only when she was on HIS SHOW.

Posted by: Sponge at August 08, 2018 04:02 PM (F4u7C)

420 from the previous thread:
It was Rudy Contreras who signed the first Carter Page FISA warrant. I believe he has retired/recused himself from such activity.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 08, 2018 04:03 PM (JNTt1)

421 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 04:01 PM (fuK7c)

As I noted

So, it's not mainstream. Its part of the dark web-it's underground.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2018 04:03 PM (AllCR)

422 No mainstream pron site features actual minors. It's very very illegal and people who try it get caught.
Posted by: Bandersnatch



someone from here has a kid in leavenworth for simply opening unsolicited kiddie porn once.

Posted by: ? at August 08, 2018 04:03 PM (MTjB1)

423 414 No mainstream pron site features actual minors. It's very very illegal and people who try it get caught.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 04:01 PM (fuK7c)

Hence, why Asian girls. 19, but looks 11.

*vomits*

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 04:03 PM (UnA8+)

424 417
My mobile device keeps making this ringing sound. What's up with that? Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (kF6bd)

You have a phone call
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 04:02 PM (10vO4)
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You mean there's a phone in this thing too?

Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 04:03 PM (MVjcR)

425
With Border Closed, Parents Resort to Smugglers:
Trump Administration Still Refuses to Alter Policy

Posted by: The (Ahem) Times at August 08, 2018 04:03 PM (koNhm)

426 421. And almost certainly it's FBI.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 04:03 PM (fA1SL)

427 But I assume they can't have videos with minors because that would be sex trafficking of minors.
People who do that are utter slugs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2018 03:59 PM


All sorts of people upload their stuff without any sort of 'official' confirmation of the ages of the people involved. It's actually turning into a complete garbage pit. Not that it was ever any sort of lofty pornocopia of goodness.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 08, 2018 04:04 PM (LOgQ4)

428
my chainsaw has a wireless router built into it, found out my neighbor hacked it and it went on a rampage

Posted by: DanMan


Was it wildly chamfering and rounding edges.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 08, 2018 04:04 PM (P/aDH)

429 Posted by: Sponge at August 08, 2018 04:02 PM (F4u7C)
She knew how to manipulate him. No man is immune. A sociopathic female can probably figure out a way to push the buttons of a sociopathic male and turn him into a puppy dog.

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2018 04:04 PM (DJFLF)

430 418
No mainstream pron site features actual minors. It's very very illegal and people who try it get caught.

======



A damn shame.

Posted by: Sen. Bob Menendez at August 08, 2018 04:02 PM (vg8iE)
Not on Epstein Island baby! It pays to have Friends, if you know who I mean.

Posted by: Epstien at August 08, 2018 04:04 PM (37IEG)

431 Jeffery Lurie owner of the Eagles is a Leftist and could see him getting male strippers, I mean male cheerleaders.
Posted by: Skip at August

...

I.cannot.wait for the first sexual harassment allegation from one of the NFL's fabulous make dancers against a team owner or coach.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 08, 2018 04:04 PM (CnulY)

432 Turns out I can't spell my own name!

Posted by: Epstein at August 08, 2018 04:04 PM (37IEG)

433 I don't know what he was thinking bringing that c#nt
into his administration. She showed the WORLD she was out for one
person and one person only when she was on HIS SHOW.

Posted by: Sponge at August 08, 2018 04:02 PM (F4u7C)


Yeah I was wondering about that too. A real dumpster fire that one is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2018 04:04 PM (9Om/r)

434 Omarosa Secretly Recorded Trump--And Played the Audio for People, Sources Say

Oh, dear. Did Trump have another uncouth moment? I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you. I guess this is a lead up to "jaw dropping" expose in her book?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2018 04:05 PM (AllCR)

435 430 Not on Epstein Island baby! It pays to have Friends, if you know who I mean.
Posted by: Epstien at August 08, 2018 04:04 PM (37IEG)

Ooh! An Invitation to Fort Marcy Park!

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 04:05 PM (UnA8+)

436 "390 The left. Party of slavery, sexual abuse, and death. Sooner or later mankind is going to have to make a decision.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2018 03:56 PM (9Om/r)"


This !

SOON !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 08, 2018 04:05 PM (yN/cP)

437 so isn't omarosa simply the would be black female Trump?

Posted by: ? at August 08, 2018 04:05 PM (MTjB1)

438 With Border Closed, Parents Resort to Smugglers:
Trump Administration Still Refuses to Alter Policy
Posted by: The (Ahem) Times at August 08, 2018 04:03 PM (koNhm)

------------

I'm sure CBP would be very surprised to hear that the border is "closed".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 04:06 PM (I16G8)

439 Omarosa Secretly Recorded Trump--And Played the Audio for People, Sources Say

--

If this was actually damaging, these sources would have already leaked the nature of the conversation.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2018 04:06 PM (KUaJL)

440 or the would be less successful grace jones with the singing?

Posted by: ? at August 08, 2018 04:06 PM (MTjB1)

441 A friend of mine came up a good journalist war movie, A Pack o' Lies Now!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 08, 2018 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

442 436. Berserker has many subscriptions to my newsletters. May I suggest you sign up for the GECSPLAN Monthly?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 04:07 PM (fA1SL)

443 hey omarosa manigault it's on you if you want to expose yourself to the Curse of teh Donald.

Stupid dork.

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2018 04:07 PM (DJFLF)

444
my chainsaw has a wireless router built into it, found out my neighbor hacked it and it went on a rampage

Posted by: DanMan


Was it wildly chamfering and rounding edges.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August

...

My wife had a proof in the 90s at CSU Fresno.

Prof borrowed his neighbors chainsaw to dispose of profs gay lover.

Returned it in less than pristine condition.

Neighbor called the cops.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 08, 2018 04:07 PM (CnulY)

445 My mobile device keeps making this ringing sound. What's up with that?

Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2018 03:57 PM (kF6bd)

You have a phone call

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 04:02 PM (10vO4)
...............

Can't be, he has "It's Raining Men" programmed for that.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

446
Prof borrowed his neighbors chainsaw to dispose of profs gay lover.



Returned it in less than pristine condition.



Neighbor called the cops.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 08, 2018 04:07 PM (CnulY)
Damn non-tech types! I'll bet he didn't oil it before he brought it back!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 04:08 PM (37IEG)

447 Returned it in less than pristine condition.



Neighbor called the cops.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 08, 2018 04:07 PM (CnulY)

Should get life in prison for returning a chainsaw all messed up.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 04:08 PM (5jVnA)

448 444 My wife had a proof in the 90s at CSU Fresno.

Prof borrowed his neighbors chainsaw to dispose of profs gay lover.

Returned it in less than pristine condition.

Neighbor called the cops.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 08, 2018 04:07 PM (CnulY)

Go Forth and Sin No More.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 04:09 PM (UnA8+)

449 327 321 Did get a feeling that while no hard core fans want it, Jeffery Lurie owner of the Eagles is a Leftist and could see him getting male strippers, I mean male cheerleaders.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 03:40 PM (lxZ71)

If somehow he doesn't, the mayor will likely bugger him until he does.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 03:42 PM (UnA8+)

FTFY

Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2018 04:09 PM (7HtZB)

450 -
-

Omarosa Secretly Recorded Trump--And Played the Audio for People, Sources Say


------------------

Did he say "booger"?



Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at August 08, 2018 04:09 PM (pMGkg)

451 408 387 Teevee ad just said "visit joinaspca.org on any device..."

Any device? I've tried it on my electric razor, the fridge, and a pencil sharpener. Nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

Are you sure they have the bluetooth option? They may be too old. My son-in-law just bought a new chainsaw and you had to make sure it was the bluetooth model. Sure, you'd expect all equipment to come with bluetooth standard, but you have to make sure.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 03:55 PM (9BLnV)

You joke, but I can see some clown trying to text and cut off a branch at the same time. Probably about as dangerous as the astounding crap I see drivers do.

(Most astounding so far: woman was so fixated on whatever was on her phone that she failed to make the curve and ended up on somebody's lawn. Looked up, saw what she had done, drove away, looked back to the phone as I watched.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 04:00 PM (RD7QR



Come on. It's not like the ASPCA is The Elder Scrolls Skyrim. Now that you can play on anything. Including a toilet.

Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2018 04:09 PM (zRwJ/)

452 >>Damn non-tech types! I'll bet he didn't oil it before he brought it back!

Chain was probably dull too. Fucking academia.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 04:10 PM (r9UYA)

453 377
Florida man shoots other Florida man after a political argument on Facebook gets heated.

That seems rather mundane for Florida Man
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (10vO4)

Are we sure there wasn't an alligator in there somewhere?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

454 450 Did he say "booger"?



Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at August 08, 2018 04:09 PM (pMGkg)

Worse.

He said "Fart".

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 04:10 PM (UnA8+)

455 Omarosa Secretly Recorded Trump--And Played the Audio for People, Sources Say

**
So, did he order two scoops or one?

Posted by: dananjcon at August 08, 2018 04:11 PM (xqfqx)

456 453 377
Florida man shoots other Florida man after a political argument on Facebook gets heated.

That seems rather mundane for Florida Man
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 03:51 PM (10vO4)

Are we sure there wasn't an alligator in there somewhere?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

yes, the dispute was over whether alligators should be allowed to vote.

Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2018 04:11 PM (7HtZB)

457 pedo island, and a bunch of high ranking pedo's already caught and resigned/convicted ... the movie Taken, about American and other girls being auctioned ... the "PizzaGate" thing was not well enough documented to find the sex traffickers (or they are so deep they have cover of the FBI?), but there is no doubt it is a HUGE problem.

The issue is not this one (or 20) that got caught pretending to be the parent, the issue is that Obama 'normalized' the child trafficking thing, and sanctuary cities protect the traffickers. And the deeper issue is how much of this is covered up by government officials?

so it is odd/fitting that we skewer Kristol for silly comments about pizza ... the establishment is no friend of the children being sold like pizza.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 08, 2018 04:11 PM (bT8Z4)

458 his neighbors chainsaw to dispose of profs gay lover.

There's a two-stroke joke here somewhere.

Posted by: DaveA at August 08, 2018 04:11 PM (FhXTo)

459
All pornography is highly regulated and safe for underage girls.

Posted by: Tracey Lords at August 08, 2018 04:11 PM (LOgQ4)

460 Chain was probably dull too. Fucking academia.


Right? That's just rude.

Beyond even needing to borrow a chainsaw.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2018 04:12 PM (fuK7c)

461
yes, the dispute was over whether alligators should be allowed to vote.

Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2018 04:11 PM (7HtZB)
Dead alligators. No, illegal dead alligators.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 04:12 PM (37IEG)

462 I saw Illegal Dead Alligators open for Acts of Love in San Angelo Texas back in the 80s.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)

463 404 Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2018 03:58 PM

Your neighbor by chance isn't the Skynet company?

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2018 04:13 PM (lxZ71)

464 Nood - Facebook Banking

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2018 04:13 PM (I2dne)

465 461 Dead alligators. No, illegal dead alligators.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 04:12 PM (37IEG)

That's "Caiman-Americans" to you.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 04:13 PM (UnA8+)

466 NOOD ALLIGATORS!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 04:14 PM (37IEG)

467 Rape, pedophilia and human trafficking on the border is the new Democrat-sponsored Slavery for a new century!

Posted by: Fritz at August 08, 2018 04:14 PM (2Mnv1)

468 his neighbors chainsaw to dispose of profs gay lover.

There's a two-stroke joke here somewhere.
Posted by: DaveA at August

...

Need to work chain oil in there too.




Yes, I'm very very proud of that one.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 08, 2018 04:15 PM (CnulY)

469 Nood. Facebook Follies.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 08, 2018 04:15 PM (XuYmQ)

470 WHOA

who knew Antifa had a Hot Flash division?

https://tinyurl.com/ya2c9otl

-
Intelligence looking bunch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 08, 2018 04:17 PM (+y/Ru)

471 Let he who hasn't dismembered a troublesome neighbor cast the first stone.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 04:18 PM (yQpMk)

472 Diversity and child abuse is our strength !!!!

I suspect this happens a lot more than we know about. But these are the best people. Beautiful people, simply yearning to live free (and rape).

Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2018 04:18 PM (2CG5J)

473 278 You people and your elaborate revenge scenarios. You make him dig two holes. Then, give him the bullet. Next pedo comes, he digs two holes, using dirt from one to cover the previous one. Bullet, repeat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 08, 2018 03:32 PM (fA1SL)



OK, I know I'll regret this, but I'll bite. What's the second hole for?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at August 08, 2018 04:31 PM (tu3iY)

474 In before Wookie Goldberg clarification of the difference between rape, rape rape, and rape rape rape.

Posted by: DaveM at August 08, 2018 05:38 PM (WWC3Y)

475 All who enter the United States (and are not disgusting U.S citizens, who are all shit) are SWEETHEARTS. Whoever arrested that fine, outstanding gentlemen should themselves be shot for violating that immigrant's human rights. Their mission is NOT to pick on these SWEETHEARTS, but to attack U.S. citizens who long ago forfeited the confidence of the government and will be treated accordingly.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at August 08, 2018 07:13 PM (tA4Wm)

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