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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Gilbert Stuart
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 09:30 AM (GnEZw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 09:30 AM (GnEZw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 09:30 AM (GnEZw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 09:31 AM (GnEZw)
Skippy! Oh, not Skippy. By a longshot...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2018 09:31 AM (G4W16)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 09:31 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: rammajamma at August 09, 2018 09:31 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 09:32 AM (CE5C/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2018 09:32 AM (G4W16)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:32 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Jimmy Durante at August 09, 2018 09:32 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: rammajamma at August 09, 2018 09:33 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2018 09:33 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 09:33 AM (h/uSM)
Can sell identified Democratic Socialists actually explain the difference between Democratic Socialism and straight up Socialism?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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There is no difference. They made the name up.
You can make up names all day long. Doesn't change reality.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 09:33 AM (REkPr)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 09, 2018 09:33 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 09:33 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 09, 2018 09:33 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at August 09, 2018 09:33 AM (lGLBx)
RELCAIMING MY TIME, RELCAIMING MY TIME, RELCAIMING MY TIME, RELCAIMING MY TIME, RELCAIMING MY TIME, RELCAIMING MY TIME...
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 09, 2018 09:34 AM (7AQC5)
The timid general.
Only reason he won at Saratoga was Benedict Arnold and an unknown sniper who took out British Major Fraser.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 09:34 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2018 09:34 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 09:34 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: God at August 09, 2018 09:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 09:34 AM (NWiLs)
That's a Dear John letter he's holding. It was mailed fifty years ago when he was a young swashbuckler and it's just reached him. He still feels just as devastated.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 09:34 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 09:35 AM (Bdeb0)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGrL5C4uS1s
Posted by: Opie Taylor at August 09, 2018 09:35 AM (GnEZw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 09:35 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2018 09:35 AM (90cx5)
So you were the weenie in the previous thread?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (AllCR)
His response began with "Are you fucking kidding me" live.
At the podium.
Yet, his platform does not differ from Occasional Cortex's one little bit.
And she identifies as a Democratic Socialist.
The circle.
I am trying to square it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 09:34 AM (vbJig)
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He was in the trees which made it a work of art
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (h/uSM)
Any single 'Rons in the market, here is some prime wife material right here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6041965
Princess there got pulled over for blowing through a stop sign at 60 mph, and then blew 0.18% BAC. It was her birthday and she was celebrating. She begged the cops not to arrest her because she was very clean, thoroughbred and white.
And also added that she was pretty and went to very good accredited school. Also, she was a cheerleader, too.
Princess would make some deserving guy a very nice wife, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Wilbur Woodhousen at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (XeN7w)
Posted by: Eromero at August 09, 2018 09:37 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Major Fraser at August 09, 2018 09:37 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 09:37 AM (9BLnV)
I am Zod.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 09:37 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2018 09:37 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:37 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2018 09:38 AM (kqsXK)
But with a massive participation medal!
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 09:38 AM (NAs56)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 09:38 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 09:38 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 09:39 AM (gmo/4)
And also added that she was pretty and went to very good accredited school. Also, she was a cheerleader, too.
Princess would make some deserving guy a very nice wife, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (8O3HH)
Did she end up having to blow the cops to get out of being arrested?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 09:39 AM (9BLnV)
I am trying to square it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (wldC6)
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VIA. Think about what you are saying. You are trying to make sense of what a Democrat says? I beg you to stop before you hurt yourself.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2018 09:39 AM (JJZzu)
Next time try posting under your won handle instead of giving theological critiques under the name of God.
I don't take owners from minor zods. You're telling how to pray when you don't believe in God?!! How odd. How silly!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:39 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2018 09:39 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Wilbur Woodhousen at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (XeN7w)
yes
Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2018 09:39 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:39 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2018 09:39 AM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 09, 2018 09:39 AM (Fb9aZ)
George Washington?
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 09:40 AM (T5XSN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 09:40 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 09:41 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Hamlet at August 09, 2018 09:41 AM (uSlc8)
Washington and the Revolution ...
Like Jeff Sessions then.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 09:41 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (gmo/4)
Charles Lee at Monmouth Courthouse.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 09:41 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 09, 2018 09:41 AM (CE6iV)
Princess would make some deserving guy a very nice wife, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius
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I'd hit it...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 09, 2018 09:41 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 09, 2018 09:41 AM (RHEDC)
G. Washington 1779
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 09:42 AM (gmo/4)
Horatio Gates: Horatio Gates, English-born American general in the American Revolution whose victory over the British at the Battle of Saratoga (1777) turned the tide of victory in behalf of the Revolutionaries.
And there you have it! Everything you need to know is on the internet.
Posted by: Wilbur Woodhousen at August 09, 2018 09:42 AM (XeN7w)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (8O3HH)
There are pictures of her with hunting rifles and deer antlers.
I'd say she's a keeper.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 09:42 AM (GnEZw)
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Nothings on fire and no one is being shot, so I'd say it's not Camden.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2018 09:42 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 09:38 AM (h/uSM)
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He came in first at the Travers, paying $6 to win, $4.50 to place and $2.10 to show.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 09:42 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 09:41 AM (hLRSq)
How'd that work out?
Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2018 09:43 AM (0+nbW)
But the colors are evocative of battle, fire, smoke, and blackness.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 09:43 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2018 09:43 AM (uSlc8)
Any single 'Rons in the market, here is some prime wife material right here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6041965
Princess there got pulled over for blowing through a stop sign at 60
mph, and then blew 0.18% BAC. It was her birthday and she was
celebrating. She begged the cops not to arrest her because she was very
clean, thoroughbred and white.
And also added that she was pretty and went to very good accredited school. Also, she was a cheerleader, too.
Princess would make some deserving guy a very nice wife, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (8O3HH)
She seems nice.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 09:43 AM (ymnmz)
Next time try posting under your won handle instead of giving theological critiques under the name of God. I don't take owners from minor zods. You're telling how to pray when you don't believe in God?!! How odd. How silly!Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:39 AM (AllCR)
Thou shalt have no other Jack Lords before me.
Posted by: Jack Lord, High Priest of the Church of the Immaculate Wave at August 09, 2018 09:43 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 09:44 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2018 09:43 AM (0+nbW
Great!
Oh - you mean for Cornwallis?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 09:44 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 09:42 AM (vbJig)
He's a mudder.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 09:44 AM (Bdeb0)
But with a massive participation medal!
Posted by: t-bird
That would make him Obama's forebearer.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 09:44 AM (REkPr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2018 09:44 AM (uSlc8)
You're a very, silly, silly minor zod, Have a good day!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:44 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 09:44 AM (Bdeb0)
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His mother was a mudder and his father was a mudder.
Posted by: Curly Howard at August 09, 2018 09:45 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: JAS at August 09, 2018 09:46 AM (3HNOQ)
Arent we way overdue for another evolution battle here?
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 09:46 AM (T5XSN)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 09, 2018 09:46 AM (yQpMk)
Arent we way overdue for another evolution battle here?
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 09:46 AM (T5XSN)
Sweet!
*charges Pokeball*
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (NWiLs)
It's been a while since there's been a big hollywood celery death, too.
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (T5XSN)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (NAs56)
Fit................Check
Hot..............Check
Drinks..........Check
Guns............Check
Speeds.........Check
No Coexist bumper sticker......Check
I got nothing. Tag her and bag her.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (GnEZw)
Willowed:
Can sell identified Democratic Socialists actually explain the
difference between Democratic Socialism and straight up Socialism?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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There is no difference. They made the name up.
You can make up names all day long. Doesn't change reality.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 09:33 AM (REkPr)
Here let me explain.
DS= You pretend to vote and we pretend to listen, then you starve.
S=You pretend to vote and we round up those who didn't vote the way we want, then you starve.
Posted by: Lefty Jackass at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (EPnrI)
Posted by: Curly Howard at August 09, 2018 09:45 AM (vbJig)
Horatio had two mommies?
Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (XuYmQ)
Princess's teeth are so straight. "
Nah, that was South Carolina.
Lord the mention of being the Sorority Chair for Philanthropic Giving.
As well as the racial purity.
I wonder if she is registered to vote?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (wldC6)
>> Princess's teeth are so straight.
No, she was one of our gals her in SC, and the cops were some of our finest Buford T's.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:48 AM (8O3HH)
GFY John and learn how to eat with your cake hole closed.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 09:48 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (NAs56)
I hear Madison did some amazing work with a pipe wrench and Jefferson's nose.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2018 09:48 AM (uSlc8)
Posted by: I've got nothin' at August 09, 2018 09:48 AM (+INtM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 09:42 AM (vbJig)
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he won by a nose
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 09:48 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Horatio Caine at August 09, 2018 09:48 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JTB at August 09, 2018 09:48 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: mjc at August 09, 2018 09:49 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 09:41 AM (hLRSq)
How'd that work out?
Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2018 09:43 AM (0+nbW)
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not too well
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at August 09, 2018 09:49 AM (h/uSM)
I get these notices from some online group, "Christian forums" They say "Today's question":
Did work through evolution" or "What did Jesus mean when he said "This is my body. This is my blood"? Are they freaking kidding. me?!! Like I want to sit around and have these kind of knock down drag out debates with other people who also claim Christianity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:49 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 09:31 AM (Enq6K)
I got a bargain rate from Washington's guy.
Posted by: Horatio Gates at August 09, 2018 09:49 AM (X8DLV)
Mrrfl gr mrggn hrrd!
Posted by: mindful webworker - And I feeeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeee eeel at August 09, 2018 09:50 AM (FYqfs)
Blonde.........Check
Fit................Check
Hot..............Check
Drinks..........Check
Guns............Check
Speeds.........Check
No Coexist bumper sticker......Check
I got nothing. Tag her and bag her.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (GnEZw)
She's "Clean" too. You forgot that part. Right, you know what she meant. "Not dirty like those dirty people" Winky ;-)
I bet her mommy and daddy are pieces of work. You can have her. She a trash can of a human being.
Posted by: Lefty Jackass at August 09, 2018 09:50 AM (ymnmz)
I read the article. She wasn't lying.
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 09:50 AM (JGoZ8)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 09, 2018 09:50 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 09:50 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:50 AM (AllCR)
Say what you will about Jack Lord, but he had one fine head of hair.
It oughta be in the Smithsonian.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:51 AM (8O3HH)
Arent we way overdue for another evolution battle here?
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 09:46 AM (T5XSN)
Sweet!
*charges Pokeball*
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (NWiLs)
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Lamarckians Vs. Darwinists
or is it punctuated equalibrium?
may the fittest prevail
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at August 09, 2018 09:51 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 09:51 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:50 AM (AllCR)
He probably handed it off to a graduate student.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2018 09:51 AM (uSlc8)
Breakfast of champions.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 09:52 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: eleven at August 09, 2018 09:52 AM (NLLmE)
Peeked back at the Morning Report. Holy crow, we're going to start needing the Morning Report Digest for those of us who can't spend all day reading JJ's novellas!
Posted by: mindful webworker - might read faster if I didn't move my lips at August 09, 2018 09:52 AM (FYqfs)
or is it punctuated equalibrium?
I'm not saying it's viruses, but it's viruses.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 09, 2018 09:52 AM (yQpMk)
It oughta be in the Smithsonian.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:51 AM (8O3HH)
There's a toupee named the Jack Lord.
Posted by: eleven at August 09, 2018 09:53 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 09, 2018 09:53 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 09:54 AM (LiyEm)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6041965
Princess there got pulled over for blowing through a stop sign at 60 mph, and then blew 0.18% BAC. It was her birthday and she was celebrating. She begged the cops not to arrest her because she was very clean, thoroughbred and white.
And also added that she was pretty and went to very good accredited school. Also, she was a cheerleader, too. Princess would make some deserving guy a very nice wife, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM
Reality Winner has a twin?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 09, 2018 09:54 AM (2NqXo)
Princess's teeth are so straight.
Posted by: JAS at August 09, 2018 09:46 AM (3HNOQ)
Bluffton, S.C. hires British cops? Who knew.
Drunk gal seems cute, and smart. but not wise. Needs an attitude adjustment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2018 09:54 AM (LI7AQ)
Did work through evolution" or "What did Jesus mean when he said "This is my body. This is my blood"? Are they freaking kidding. me?!! Like I want to sit around and have these kind of knock down drag out debates with other people who also claim Christianity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Oh, you mean like the folks who say *I'm Catholic but I'm pro-choice.*?
Nope - by definition, can't be both.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2018 09:54 AM (Hb/ve)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 09:54 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: mindful webworker - might read faster if I didn't move my lips at August 09, 2018 09:52 AM (FYqfs)
Right?! He must get up at 3 am to put that together!
I barely make it through the first 4 paragraphs...
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 09:54 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 09, 2018 09:53 AM (CE6iV)
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haven't seen that one in years. i need to play that again
Posted by: Sam at August 09, 2018 09:55 AM (h/uSM)
Bullwinkle: It's a secret message!
Rocky: A secret message? Is it important?
Bullwinkle: Important? Just look!
* cut to commercial *
Posted by: mindful webworker - colluding with Boris and Natasha at August 09, 2018 09:55 AM (FYqfs)
Posted by: sacrifices at August 09, 2018 09:56 AM (+INtM)
More good-looking than Bond
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 09, 2018 09:56 AM (CE6iV)
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haven't they found some evidence that learned behaviors can actually be inherited?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 09, 2018 09:57 AM (CE6iV)
The Russian 'Taming of the Foxes' experiment where aggression was bred out of the species and the foxes changed their coloration. Learned behavior affecting changes in genetics.
Posted by: Wilbur Woodhousen at August 09, 2018 09:57 AM (XeN7w)
He has the only microphone and podium. The MFM cannot bury a story if he keeps saying it.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 09, 2018 09:57 AM (TEWwY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 09:57 AM (fA1SL)
His real name was John Joseph Patrick Ryan. I met his mother several times. She lived on County Route 8 in Ancram, NY not far from the Taconic State Parkway.
He never really came back to New York after Hawaii Five-O. He stayed in the islands and became an unofficial ambassador for the state.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 09:57 AM (vbJig)
Nope - by definition, can't be both.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2018 09:54 AM (Hb/ve)
They haven't sent me news about that debate yet, thankfully.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:57 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 09:58 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wilbur Woodhousen
More like selecting for tendencies. It's...complicated.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 09:58 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Sam at August 09, 2018 09:58 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 09:54 AM (LiyEm)
Loved him some cigarettes, too.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 09:58 AM (LiyEm)
Spanking? I volunteer to administer the punishment.
Posted by: sacrifices at August 09, 2018 09:56 AM (+INtM)
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spankings are never free.
Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at August 09, 2018 09:58 AM (h/uSM)
I wonder if they make a Mike Connors as well.
I'd like to a see a battle between Mannix and McGarrett's hair. McGarrett would win in the end, but it would be a good fight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:59 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters
Your Sicilian "friends" are...most interested in what place you assign us in your scheme of things...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 09:59 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2018 09:59 AM (XUMZv)
Princess would make some deserving guy a very nice wife, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (8O3HH)
Yeah. No. She'd max out your credit cards, hoover your bank account, get drunk and wreck your car, then divorce you and take up with the first guy who would pay her debts. I will concede that she's cute, and she's probably a tiger in the sack, but it just ain't worth the heartache.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 09:59 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Wilbur Woodhousen at August 09, 2018 09:57 AM (XeN7w)
That was just selective breeding. UN-natural selection, if you will. No need to invoke Lamarck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2018 09:59 AM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 09, 2018 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:59 AM (8O3HH)
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Don King could referee.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2018 10:00 AM (JJZzu)
Nope - by definition, can't be both.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2018 09:54 AM (Hb/ve)
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hold my fetus
Posted by: Nancy Palsi at August 09, 2018 10:00 AM (h/uSM)
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Throw in Conway Twitty's hair and you've got a battle royale!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:00 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 09:59 AM (RD7QR)
She'd be cheating on you with that guy long before she filed for divorce.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 10:00 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:00 AM (LiyEm)
It is perfect, isn't it? It's...immaculate.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:00 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2018 10:00 AM (OyyDO)
He should publicly use her instead of China's ambassador for those kind of functions.
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 10:01 AM (lK7fO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:01 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:03 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 10:03 AM (AllCR)
Anyone happen to watch Rudy on Hannity last night? Aside from making you want to strangle Hannity it was a very interesting interview.
I think Trump is going to have something else to talk about for the next couple months.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 10:03 AM (/tuJf)
Sadly, his hair was not. It was unable to come to contract terms with the studio before they started shooting.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:03 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 09, 2018 10:03 AM (CE6iV)
Do you like history? I like history. Let me tell you about Sicilians.
Posted by: Dennis Hopper at August 09, 2018 10:04 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 10:04 AM (AllCR)
Can we start tearing down statues of people who smoked yet? I just want to stay ahead of the outrage curve.
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 10:04 AM (Ydn2k)
Sand Irish, Guineas, and various veak, inferior proto-humans from
veshtern Europe. Oh, and there's some evidence of souvlaki-slinger in
there, too. But that is the least of their problems.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters
Aren't the Irish Potato-Humans?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 09, 2018 10:04 AM (P/aDH)
I do not understand why people debate Transubstantiation unless it's
done with a convert coming into the RCC as a matter of teaching
cathechism. It's a matter of faith. Jesus prayed that we might be one.
It is not helpful for the body of Christ, IMO, to rage and snarl over
this. Believe what you will and rejoice in how Jesus Christ works in
the Sacrament. We have enough people against Christianity without
tearing at each other. I'm sorry. This is one of my perennial complaints
but if asked God to help as act as one maybe people would see that and
be attracted to Christ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 10:03 AM (AllCR)
Preach on. Thank you for posting this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2018 10:05 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2018 10:05 AM (YWG/U)
Posted by: John Singleton Copley at August 09, 2018 10:05 AM (D/Ye4)
I feel an affinity with Jack Lord, anyway. And not just because our hair is so perfect. He most likely had rheumatoid arthritis, like I do.
I remember reading about that, and watching reruns of Hawaii Five-O it's obvious. He's constantly giving off "my joints hurt" signals all the time.
You know that crazy way he'd hold a gun. One handed with the other hand wrapped around his wrist? Well, RA likes to get in your hands, and do things with the tendons in the carpal tunnel and all that.
Holding a gun hurt, and squeezing his wrist with the other hand was just a natural thing to do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 10:05 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 10:05 AM (hLRSq)
Blonde.........Check
Fit................Check
Hot..............Check
Drinks..........Check
Guns............Check
Speeds.........Check
No Coexist bumper sticker......Check
I got nothing. Tag her and bag her.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (GnEZw)
I'm pretty sure she does butt stuff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:06 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mellow at August 09, 2018 10:06 AM (dHwPl)
More good-looking than Bond
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 09, 2018 09:56 AM (CE6iV)
Yeah, but he never slapped his women around when they needed it, like Connery did.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 10:06 AM (9BLnV)
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literally his shield to protect him from criticism of...pretty much everything after Saratoga.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 10:06 AM (h/uSM)
P.S. John Moses Browning could beat up Mikhail Kalashnikov.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 09, 2018 10:07 AM (+y/Ru)
They even had one police officer who was Indian/Fijian.
And they didn't use European actors with make-up to play Asian characters, like Wo Phat.
Very good casting.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:07 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:07 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2018 10:07 AM (9Om/r)
meant, "Did God work through evolution?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 09:50 AM (AllCR)
He probably handed it off to a graduate student.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2018 09:51 AM (uSlc
That would explain the platypus.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2018 10:07 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw
Irish eat potatos. It took the Slavs to cook up the idea of drinking them...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 10:07 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Dennis Hopper at August 09, 2018 10:04 AM (fuK7c)
S-S-S-Sicily. Getting closer!
Posted by: Phil Collins at August 09, 2018 10:07 AM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 09, 2018 10:04 AM (P/aDH)
Now it can be told.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:08 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 10:08 AM (AllCR)
131 Needs an attitude adjustment.
Spanking? I volunteer to administer the punishment.
Posted by: sacrifices at August 09, 2018 09:56 AM (+INtM)
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spankings are never free.
Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at August 09, 2018 09:58 AM (h/uSM)
32 years old and trying to get by on her looks. STILL. And making legit straight up racist innuedo to the cops. See I'm hot!
In five years she'll try to nail down a 55-60 year old rich dude driving an 80K pickup with a Porsche in the garage for her, squirt out two kids, let herself go and then get dumped for the next year's model.
Damaged goods. Wait till she's forty and a busted old alkie.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:08 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 10:08 AM (khWYc)
Can we start tearing down statues of people who smoked yet? I just want to stay ahead of the outrage curve.
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 10:04 AM (Ydn2k)
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of course not. HE smoked cigarettes. ***swoons***
Posted by: MSM at August 09, 2018 10:08 AM (h/uSM)
Kam Phong as Chin Ho
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 10:08 AM (/tuJf)
Blonde.........Check
Fit................Check
Hot..............Check
Drinks..........Check
Guns............Check
Speeds.........Check
No Coexist bumper sticker......Check
I got nothing. Tag her and bag her.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 09:47 AM (GnEZw)
I'm pretty sure she does butt stuff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:06 AM (veoSD)
Funny, couldn't see the tramp-stamp tattoo
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2018 10:09 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
She'll skip forty and look sixty by thirty-six.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 10:09 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:09 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Maxine Waters Wig at August 09, 2018 10:09 AM (vbJig)
um, i might as well mention that i'm still smiling at the line from a few days ago "reality star penny picklethwaite's bum is pert and posh in that thong".
thanks.
Posted by: mjc at August 09, 2018 10:09 AM (Pg+x7)
>> her about her crush on Jack Lord.
My Dad loved it to, and I remember watching it as a kid with him. He got a kick out of Jack Lord's posing for the camera, calling him "pretty boy". He'd say, look at him! Look at him! He thinks he's just hot stuff doesn't he?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 10:09 AM (8O3HH)
I'd like to a see a battle between Mannix and McGarrett's hair. McGarrett would win in the end, but it would be a good fight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:59 AM (8O3HH)
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Don King could referee.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2018 10:00 AM (JJZzu)
Rod Blagoiavich would come over the top rope with a chair.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:10 AM (ymnmz)
*makes mental note to find a Porsche for the garage*
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 10:10 AM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 09, 2018 10:04 AM (P/aDH)
We wuz High Kanz-- Black Irish
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 10:10 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 10:10 AM (h/uSM)
I'd like to a see a battle between Mannix and McGarrett's hair. McGarrett would win in the end, but it would be a good fight.
Posted by: publius,
______________
?!?!1/1/1?!?1?1?!?
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 09, 2018 10:10 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: mjc at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (4ErVI)
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Soy Suz as Sweetensour!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (yQpMk)
Remember when theme songs made the top 40 charts?
Dadda dadda daaa da, dadda dadda daaaa
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 10:08 AM (khWYc)
SWAT
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:12 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mellow at August 09, 2018 10:06 AM (dHwPl)
Well, they will have to pay more, if they want to be buyers. But maybe if the price of the Teslas becomes too high, there will be fewer buyers. It's not like there are no other choices out there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2018 10:12 AM (LI7AQ)
His comment section has been annihilated since Disqus terminated it's service with him
This is what happens when you turn over control to leftists.
The war is on our steppes.
Fight!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at August 09, 2018 10:12 AM (upD/b)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:12 AM (fA1SL)
Does anyone remember MATTHEW MODINE?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (4ErVI)
Memories are ticklish aren't they Jonah?
(Thanks Ace, for introducing me to that phrase)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:13 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:59 AM (8O3HH)
Don King could referee.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2018 10:00 AM (JJZzu)
Rod Blagoiavich would come over the top rope with a chair.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:10 AM (ymnmz)
But, none of them would have stood a chance against Elvis.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 10:13 AM (9BLnV)
I saw Baryshnikov back in the day. I had only ever seen ballet on TV, so I had no idea how athletic it is.
That guy was a stud, and when he did spins you'd see sheets of sweat flying off him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 10:13 AM (fuK7c)
Does anyone remember MATTHEW MODINE?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (4ErVI)
Was that the guy who starred it the Stargate movie?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:13 AM (ymnmz)
Thought I shit but only farted.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 10:14 AM (Bdeb0)
I'd like to a see a battle between Mannix and McGarrett's hair. McGarrett would win in the end, but it would be a good fight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:59 AM (8O3HH)
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Don King could referee.
Posted by: bluebell
My hair will be at the gym looking forward to the next fight.
Posted by: Blago at August 09, 2018 10:14 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (yQpMk)
If this is true, Tom Cruise has some serious creation-myth regrooving to do.
(Church of Scientology editors of Operating Thetan 'Crucible of Chain Fire' Vol. LXXXVIII scramble...)
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:14 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:14 AM (fA1SL)
Any single 'Rons in the market, here is some prime wife material right here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6041965
Princess there got pulled over for blowing through a stop sign at 60
mph, and then blew 0.18% BAC. It was her birthday and she was
celebrating. She begged the cops not to arrest her because she was very
clean, thoroughbred and white.
And also added that she was pretty and went to very good accredited school. Also, she was a cheerleader, too.
Princess would make some deserving guy a very nice wife, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (8O3HH)
She seems nice.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 09:43 AM (ymnmz)
Annnnd, a terrific personality to boot! What a catch!
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 10:14 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:14 AM (LiyEm)
Did you know Jack Lord was once considered for the role of Capt. Kirk?
Beam me up, Dano! Or, book 'em, Scotty!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 10:15 AM (8O3HH)
Thought I shit but only farted.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 10:14 AM (Bdeb0)
For a good time: 867-5309.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:15 AM (Bdeb0)
His comment section has been annihilated since Disqus terminated it's service with him
This is what happens when you turn over control to leftists.
The war is on our steppes.
Fight!!!
Posted by: Kreplach
It's also what happens when you outsource your Internet infrastructure wholesale. This never struck me as a good idea, at all.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 10:15 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:15 AM (LiyEm)
Did you know Jack Lord was once considered for the role of Capt. Kirk?
Beam me up, Dano! Or, book 'em, Scotty!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 10:15 AM (8O3HH)
The guys in the Hawaiian shirts always get killed?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:16 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: eleven at August 09, 2018 10:16 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:16 AM (fA1SL)
Series star Khigh Dhiegh took no billing in the show's credits, and is considered the only leading actor in a network television series to appear without screen credit.
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:16 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: WisRich at August 09, 2018 10:16 AM (G0vdT)
https://tinyurl.com/y7kwhyr3
Let not your heart be troubled you Great Americans, Trump knows everything.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 10:16 AM (/tuJf)
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I always wondered why Flint McCullough, Robert Horton, left Wagon Train. Again, IMDb is the font of all wisdom. Major Adams, Ward Bond, spread a rumor that Horton was gay.
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 09, 2018 10:17 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 10:17 AM (gmo/4)
Ernest Borgnine was never considered for the role of Capt. Kirk.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:17 AM (Bdeb0)
Did you know Charles Manson auditioned to be a member of the Monkees?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2018 10:17 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:14 AM (fA1SL)
It's insanely athletic. All of them have muscles that would put an NFL cornerback to shame.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 10:17 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters
Don't be silly. Nothing can make Scientology make sense.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 10:17 AM (AM1GF)
I remember Judge Reinhold.
Posted by: eleven at August 09, 2018 10:16 AM (NLLmE)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOUR NICKNAME IS ELEVEN AND MATTHEW MODINE WAS YOUR "PAPA" IN STRANGER THINGS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 09, 2018 10:18 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:16 AM (LiyEm)
I wonder if he gets residuals?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2018 10:18 AM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2018 10:18 AM (Boy/L)
I was a kid living in Hawaii when Five-0 was big. We ALL watched it, and absolutely lived for "book 'em Dan-0".
When I finally went to an non-Navy school (Ilima Junior High in Ewa Beach), there were two Hawaiian kids in my Music Appreciation class who played a ukulele duet (the only thing we did in that class was learn to play the uke). No matter what the actual lesson was, they only played the same tune.... over and over and over and over and over again.
Yep. The Hawaii Five-0 theme song.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:18 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:18 AM (LiyEm)
Not bad, not bad.
What kind of car?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 10:18 AM (6qErC)
https://tinyurl.com/y7kwhyr3
Let not your heart be troubled you Great Americans, Trump knows everything.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 10:16 AM
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I said that the other day, Trump has seen everything and knows exactly what happened.
If meuller keeps up the dog and pony show through the mid terms, Trump will release the unredacted FISA warrant and other documents that will kill the witch hunt.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 09, 2018 10:19 AM (JUOKG)
There were even some older famous actors who appeared on the show at the end of their careers.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:19 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2018 10:20 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 09, 2018 10:20 AM (yQpMk)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072528/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_9
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:20 AM (LiyEm)
If Republicans don't get off their asses in November, you can kiss this recovery goodbye.
I honestly don't know what it takes for Republicans to GOTV. For a bunch of people who do a lot of complaining, many are too lazy to actually vote aan make a difference.
I saw some initial turnout numbers for the recent special election in Ohio. 86% of registered Democrats, and 40% of registered Republicans.
Unreal. Get off your asses and vote people.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 09, 2018 10:20 AM (VpIIl)
Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey is a quality woman.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:20 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: WisRich at August 09, 2018 10:16 AM (G0vdT)
Finally!
I couldn't figure out who he reminded me of...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2018 10:21 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2018 10:20 AM (Boy/L)
So he still votes Democrat?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2018 10:21 AM (LI7AQ)
Downstat SP.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:21 AM (Bdeb0)
214 204
Does anyone remember MATTHEW MODINE?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (4ErVI)
Was that the guy who starred it the Stargate movie?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:13 AM (ymnmz)
Nah, he was in The Fly.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:22 AM (veoSD)
Trump is being pressured to do it because of the mid-terms. Does anyone think a strong majority of Trump supporters think this a good thing? This sounds like something the Cucks think will help them.
Oh apparently it's because of that assassination in England. Still I fail to see why we need to get involved in it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2018 10:22 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: LASue at August 09, 2018 10:22 AM (Z48ZB)
The Hawaii Five-O theme was by the Ventures. Here's them performing it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcvo4U33_L4
And he's a typical intro clip. Note, the camera swooping in and Jack Lord doing his famous pose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8RHBXjMlE
Note the vintage stewardess in the cold open.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 10:22 AM (8O3HH)
The Steele/Ohr messages that were released yesterday along with other selective leaks are starting to fill in the details. And then Rudy announcing that this investigation isn't going to fizzle it is going to explode in Mueller's face and there is more collusion than people know right now, it almost sounded like Rudy was threatening Mueller last night.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 10:23 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 10:23 AM (T5XSN)
This is obviously the Thetans talking.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2018 10:23 AM (wqHGu)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybfa3zsm
Black Lives Matter should be right on this amiright?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 10:23 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: mrp at August 09, 2018 10:23 AM (Pqytn)
______________________________________
How the hell did he ever make it through Senate confirmation hearings?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:23 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:23 AM (fA1SL)
About Tesla, Musk and subsidies, the tax credits for buyers are just
about to be phased out because Tesla is making some 5K and soon 7K cars
per week. When a company makes 300K electric cars a year, there are
zero federal tax credits for the buyer. He already has planned that his
buyers no longer get a a tax credit and will be paying more.
Posted by: Mellow at August 09, 2018 10:06 AM (dHwPl)
The credit goes to the taxpayer via IRS. The cost of the car stays the same on Elon's side of the ledger. If I understand your comment correctly.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 09, 2018 10:24 AM (q1VoB)
What kind of car?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 10:18 AM (6qErC)
....
Real estate agent. Gotta be a Lexus.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 10:24 AM (GnEZw)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (4ErVI)
Vision quest.
Sigh
Then last years he showed up as an evil Doctor in a pretty good Netflix show.
Posted by: LASue at August 09, 2018 10:24 AM (Z48ZB)
I did not. He would've been a good choice though. And probably would've been iconic in the role. Maybe not to the level of Shatner, but pretty close I'm betting.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2018 10:24 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Admiral Hornblower at August 09, 2018 10:24 AM (JpWcH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:24 AM (fA1SL)
@techno_fog
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 10:24 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 10:16 AM (/tuJf)
My issue is that until Mueller is fully and publicly discredited, and the Democrats are exposed as the traitors I believe them to be, the chance exists they can find a way to twist this against Trump and squeek out a win. It's absolutely paramount that the DOJ begin to act. Announce even a small indictment, by way of creating some political pressure going back the other way. Nail Halper, Steele, or the Ohrs, or Strzok. Anyone.
Posted by: Huch Follywood, need moar coffee at August 09, 2018 10:25 AM (LISuA)
(squats, watching). Is true.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:25 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: mjc at August 09, 2018 10:25 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:25 AM (LiyEm)
along with other selective leaks are starting to fill in the details.
And then Rudy announcing that this investigation isn't going to fizzle
it is going to explode in Mueller's face and there is more collusion
than people know right now, it almost sounded like Rudy was threatening
Mueller last night.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 10:23 AM
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That was my take away also, an implied threat directed at meuller.
Plus Rudy was 100% solid that Trump is not going to sit down with meuller.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 09, 2018 10:25 AM (JUOKG)
Huh. Hawaii Five-O used the opening quick cuts from Miami Vice.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 10:26 AM (fuK7c)
Well, Alan Hale was busy.
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 10:26 AM (C78No)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 09, 2018 10:26 AM (RuIsu)
Don't be silly. Nothing can make Scientology make sense. Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 10:17 AM (AM1GF)
The brown acid.
The downside is: it's the brown acid.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:26 AM (veoSD)
Not that it'll help, because cops don't ever "cut you a break." But I can sympathize with those pleas.
But she loses me at "I'm white. Please don't arrest me arrest me because I'm white." Sorry, sweetie, that's a non-starter.
The scary part? She said her daddy is a cop. I wonder where she picked up her attitudes about a racial basis for law enforcement?
Whatever department that guy is on better put a close eye to the records of arrests he's made - this would make me very nervous, if he worked for me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:26 AM (UiRxW)
With Fake-AG we may be waiting for quite some time. Like never.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 10:27 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at August 09, 2018 10:27 AM (R5lpX)
Posted by: LASue at August 09, 2018 10:27 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (g+Axg)
Posted by: Jake and Elwood Blues at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: DanMan at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (QMG5F)
Not a good look, Simple Jack.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (UiRxW)
Does anyone remember MATTHEW MODINE?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (4ErVI)
Was that the guy who starred it the Stargate movie?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:13 AM (ymnmz)
Nah, he was in The Fly.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:22 AM (veoSD)
You mean the guy who played rapist # 2 in the original Deathwish?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (ymnmz)
duhduddaduhdaddaduhdaddaduh BONANZAAA...
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:29 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2018 10:29 AM (wqHGu)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 09, 2018 10:29 AM (WWfAs)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (ymnmz)
I think the actual billing was Freak #2, but we'll accept it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2018 10:29 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 10:29 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:20 AM (Bdeb0)
A very high quality woman. Her lover never has to beg.
Posted by: Huch Follywood, need moar coffee at August 09, 2018 10:30 AM (LISuA)
Does anyone remember MATTHEW MODINE?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (4ErVI)
Was that the guy who starred it the Stargate movie?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:13 AM (ymnmz)
Nah, he was in The Fly.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:22 AM (veoSD)
You mean the guy who played rapist # 2 in the original Deathwish?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (ymnmz)
Nah, that was the same guy who killed John Wayne in The Cowboys.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:30 AM (veoSD)
Well, Alan Hale was busy.
Posted by: t-bird
So was Joe Flynn.
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 10:30 AM (kG2lj)
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 10:30 AM (gmo/4)
Just so y'all know, I'm a movie EXPERT. Mind like a steel trap.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:31 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at August 09, 2018 10:27 AM (R5lpX)
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Saratoga was an important win because it convinced France to support the Continental Army.
Cowpens is called the Saratoga of the South because the British were roundly defeated by the Continentals and militia. It was just a flat-out win for the tactics and planning of Daniel Morgan over the murderous bastard Tarleton.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:31 AM (vbJig)
Unreal. Get off your asses and vote people.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 09, 2018 10:20 AM (VpIIl)
Perhaps you could show us the number of votes cast, the total number of registered Democrats and Republicans, and then explain the results for us. I'm thinking HIGHLY improbable.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 10:32 AM (9BLnV)
Well, Alan Hale was busy.
Posted by: t-bird
So was Joe Flynn.
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 10:30 AM (kG2lj)
Rod Sterling was getting busy signals on his phone
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 10:32 AM (gmo/4)
Well.
The world won't move to the beat of just one drum.
What might be right for you?
May not be right for some.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2018 10:32 AM (wqHGu)
Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (g+Axg)
Oh, my dear; I'm sorry it's very hard for you and for him. I will pray for both of you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 10:32 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 10:32 AM (REkPr)
Posted by: DanMan at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (QMG5F)
So what did he say?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 10:32 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (ymnmz)
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I think you're thinking of Jeff Goldblum. I used to laugh at the thought of such a soi-boi raping anyone, but now we all know better than to laugh at that, don't we?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:32 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 10:32 AM (khWYc)
Ah. So neverTRUMPcentral says "GOP in BIIIIG Trouble", version 3,877,502...
Feh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 10:33 AM (6qErC)
I think we are getting close. Information is coming out at an increasingly fast pace.
Again, Trump and his legal team know everything. He isn't going to walk into a perjury trap and Rudy sent that message very strongly last night.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 10:33 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: eleven at August 09, 2018 10:33 AM (NLLmE)
288 214 204
Does anyone remember MATTHEW MODINE?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 09, 2018 10:11 AM (4ErVI)
Was that the guy who starred it the Stargate movie?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:13 AM (ymnmz)
Nah, he was in The Fly.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:22 AM (veoSD)
You mean the guy who played rapist # 2 in the original Deathwish?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (ymnmz)
Nah, that was the same guy who killed John Wayne in The Cowboys.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:30 AM (veoSD)
Win goes to Ill tempered cat. I had to look that one up. 5 Witless bucks to you.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:33 AM (ymnmz)
Cops. Bad boy, bad boy, what ya gonna do?
Posted by: Archer
Branded, scorned as the one who ran.
What do you do when you're branded, and you know you're a man.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 10:33 AM (r9UYA)
Okay, expert. Is it true that the Pink Floyd album "Dark Side of the Moon" entirely explains "The Wizard of Oz?" Because college bong session.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:33 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Huch von Follywood, need moar coffee at August 09, 2018 10:34 AM (LISuA)
You mean the guy who played rapist # 2 in the original Deathwish?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:28 AM (ymnmz)
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I think you're thinking of Jeff Goldblum. I used to laugh at the
thought of such a soi-boi raping anyone, but now we all know better than
to laugh at that, don't we?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:32 AM (UiRxW)
Coburned
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:34 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 10:34 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 10:17 AM (AM1GF)
County fair time. They usually have a tent with some sort of instrument that they hook up to you and tells you something. Having walked by the Florida headquarters in Clearwater many times, they sure look like they have some money. I love to sit on the park bench and watch the changing of the classes, all dressed the same in white shirts and blue pants, and a cell phone.
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2018 10:34 AM (sqGij)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:34 AM (fA1SL)
I really miss my bong. Do the kidz even have 'em these days?
Posted by: Huch von Follywood, need moar coffee at August 09, 2018 10:35 AM (LISuA)
(Yeah, I'm sure someone beat me to that one. I don't care.)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2018 10:35 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 10:35 AM (8O3HH)
Dude's entire career in the Continental Army was a series of Just Showed Up And Then Shit Happened.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2018 10:35 AM (FypLm)
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 10:36 AM (gmo/4)
Jeff Goldblum and Emma Thompson were in a movie together a very long time ago. Their sex scene was quite, um, convincing.
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 10:36 AM (T5XSN)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 10:36 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:36 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 10:36 AM (T5XSN)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 10:37 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2018 10:37 AM (7HtZB)
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 10:37 AM (r9UYA)
Raymond Burr was a terrible actor.
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 10:36 AM (T5XSN)
Never liked him in Old Copper Bottom.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:37 AM (ymnmz)
Jack Webb was not a terrible actor.
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 10:37 AM (T5XSN)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 10:37 AM (9BLnV)
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I can't Drive 55
Posted by: josephistan
Then drive 40 or 44. They'll still get you to St. Louis.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 10:38 AM (REkPr)
Yep, but this is the problem with this high tech lynching and silencing of Alex Jones, essentially with the flick of a switch you're online presence can be wiped out with no recourse.
I don't know how his blog was setup or how Disques integrates so unless there is some backup mechanism, years worth of commentary has been dissapeared.
The media companies, and that's what they are need to be regulated as utilities and public accommodations.
And now everyone is putting pressure on twitter to remove Jones presence there even though twitter says he has not violated any TOS.
And Vox is lobbying apple to remove the InfoWars app from the appstore, even though he has not violated any TOS.
The war is here, it is on our steppes.
Fight!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at August 09, 2018 10:38 AM (upD/b)
Native Americans were no slouches in this regard.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2018 10:38 AM (wqHGu)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 10:38 AM (8O3HH)
Also Baretta and Welcome Back Kotter. And for those over 29, Secret Agent Man.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 10:37 AM (khWYc)
Boom Boom Washington stole the show as Huggy Bear in Beretta.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:38 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Wakanda.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 10:38 AM (REkPr)
Hah! I was just thinking about that this morning. It's the guy from the Loving Spoonful and I will hate myself when someone reminds me of his name.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 10:38 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (RuIsu)
They chase some rapey guy into the sugarcane fields. McGarret on his bull horn stating you've got 5mins to come out. Tells the guy 5 mins are up (they believe the guys has a gun so don't want to chase in there).
Without missing a beat, turns to Dan-O and says: Burn it.
Turns and walks away to the car.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (q1VoB)
Posted by: mjc at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 10:17 AM (AM1GF)
MKULTRA?
Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (UnA8+)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybfa3zsm
Black Lives Matter should be right on this amiright?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 10:23 AM (r9UYA)
Clearly he was walking with a purpose, took a bladed stance, made a furtive movement, and reminded the officer of that bitch of a third grade Catholic school teacher who incessantly rapped his knuckles with a ruler. Clean kill. And the officers all got to go home that night, which is all that matters.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (NLLmE)
Ah. So neverTRUMPcentral says "GOP in BIIIIG Trouble", version 3,877,502...
Feh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 10:33 AM (6qErC)
Eh. You don't have to be a spastic never-Trumper with army ants in your asshole to be concerned about the anemic turnout by GOP voters. The Donald has the lefties so worked up that they are like meth-addled zombie death commando ninjas now, whereas GOP voters are moving like a three-toed sloth on Qaaludes. It hurt in OH-12 and it will hurt down the road, because it looks to me like the left is going to do a kamikaze run and throw every dime they have into this.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (RD7QR)
313 >>298 Just so y'all know, I'm a movie EXPERT. Mind like a steel trap. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:31 AM (veoSD)
Okay, expert. Is it true that the Pink Floyd album "Dark Side of the Moon" entirely explains "The Wizard of Oz?" Because college bong session.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:33 AM (Bdeb0)
That's just silly. A false legend put forth by ignorant cretins.
It's Meddle that explains Wizard. But only if played at 45rpm.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (veoSD)
Unreal. Get off your asses and vote people.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Townhall via thelibertydaily is saying they've found hundreds of missing ballots.
In the trunk of an Olds 88 no doubt.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (NqZ29)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 10:40 AM (NqZ29)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 09, 2018 10:40 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 10:36 AM (T5XSN)
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That might be because Goldblum doesn't have a penis. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:40 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Major Fraser
Err, actually, you won First Place in Sniper Finding.
The medal for that is Lead.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2018 10:40 AM (FypLm)
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2018 10:38 AM (wqHGu)
Just ask Pocahontas, she would know.
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2018 10:40 AM (sqGij)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:41 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2018 10:35 AM (FypLm)
Kind of like how Obamao got his Nobel Prize.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2018 10:41 AM (LI7AQ)
Jeff Goldblum and Emma Thompson were in a movie together a very long time ago. Their sex scene was quite, um, convincing.
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 10:36 AM (T5XSN)
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That might be because Goldblum doesn't have a penis. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:40 AM (UiRxW)
I'm pretty sure you see it in Deathwish if you get an original "cut" of it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:41 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 10:42 AM (6qErC)
In the trunk of an Olds 88 no doubt.
Posted by: Braenyard
EVERY ONE of those ballots SHOULD BE vetted for legitimacy.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 10:42 AM (REkPr)
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He is a big liberal Dem in the Hudson Valley. Around Kingston and Woodstock and Poughkeepsie. Ran for Congress about 15 years ago and lost.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:42 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 10:42 AM (NWiLs)
(carbs, holds, nods, exhales). Huh.
Posted by: Zod at August 09, 2018 10:42 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 10:42 AM (kG2lj)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 10:43 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:43 AM (vbJig)
Native Americans were no slouches in this regard.
Oh yeah. I took a comparative myths (or similar) class in college. Pretty much everyone's myths made some sort of Freudian sense.
The Native American creation story we read was about Grandmother Mosquito who went to the bottom of a lake and picked up some sticks and then, I don't know, threw salt over her shoulder.
It was impossibly random.
On the other hand, the creation of Cape Cod and the Islands is brilliant. The giant god Maushup lay down to sleep in the water and the sands piled up against him to form Cape Cod.
When he woke up his moccasins were full of sand, so he flung the sand over each shoulder, creating Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket.
(Nantucket is in fact a sandbar, btw, MV is a rock).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 10:43 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: mrp at August 09, 2018 10:44 AM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 10:37 AM (khWYc)
On long car trips, when things would get quiet, I would sometimes belt out "Keep your EYYYYYYYYYYE on the sparrow!" like in the song. Kind of explains why my sisters would hit me, I suppose, but it was worth it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 10:44 AM (RD7QR)
Again, Trump and his legal team know everything. He isn't going to walk into a perjury trap and Rudy sent that message very strongly last night.
Posted by: JackStraw
Information must be acted upon to have meaning. If the media memory holes it, and the Deep State pawns in Congress sit on it, what then?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 10:44 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:41 AM (ymnmz)
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Look, H'wood makeup artists are the world's best. Masters of illusion.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:44 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:45 AM (vbJig)
Wasn't there one episode that was never, ever repeated or something? I forget...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 10:45 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 10:42 AM (REkPr)
Watch the total be the EXACT number of votes that the Green Party Space Alien got.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2018 10:45 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Yea, just look at some of the actresses without makeup. Some would make a maggot vomit.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 10:46 AM (Bdeb0)
Best scene in Deathwish is Larry Fishburn getting shot in the face through his boombox.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:45 AM (vbJig)
Pulling Wildey out of the box was nice too.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2018 10:46 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 09, 2018 10:46 AM (nWc4E)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:40 AM (UiRxW)
I'm pretty sure you see it in Deathwish if you get an original "cut" of it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:41 AM (ymnmz)
Hey, hey, hey now.
Jeff Goldblum is the Pull-Out King.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2018 10:47 AM (UnA8+)
Reuters/Ipsos 8/3 - 8/7 1479 RV 41 39 Democrats +2
Economist/YouGov 8/5 - 8/7 1289 RV 44 41 Democrats +3
IBD/TIPP 7/26 - 8/2 878 RV 45 45 Tie
Posted by: HA at August 09, 2018 10:47 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 09, 2018 10:47 AM (WWfAs)
The Lone Ranger. That'll wake you up in the morning. Rossini rocks!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 10:48 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:48 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 10:48 AM (gmo/4)
asshole to be concerned about the anemic turnout by GOP voters....It hurt in OH-12 and it will hurt down the
road
OH-12 was only a close race because GOP turnout was down, that is true. The Democrat drew fewer votes than Democrats usually do in that district, but the GOP vote was down by a third.
But that was in part (and maybe a large part) because this was a special election in a safe GOP district. Voters just didn't feel the urgency. Come the November race (when OH12 will do this all over again) I'm betting Balderson does more what you would expect (Cook calls this an R+6 district, I believe).
I think the Republicans will do better by a long shot in November than the NeverTrumpers hope.
Posted by: Huch von Follywood, need moar coffee at August 09, 2018 10:49 AM (LISuA)
a new tv channel is running old westerns - maverick, wanted: dead or
alive, have gun will travel, rawhide - and i saw gene roddenberry's
writing credit on have gun will travel.
No Hondo?
Posted by: Ralph Taeger at August 09, 2018 10:49 AM (r9UYA)
The Lone Ranger. That'll wake you up in the morning. Rossini rocks!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Bonanza
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 09, 2018 10:47 AM (WWfAs)
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Embarrassing? Or, impressive?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:49 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:50 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 10:44 AM
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It's got to all come out before the midterms. Otherwise, if you think the dems and GOP-es are obstructing Trump now, just wait until his last two years are thoroughly consumed with impeachment proceedings.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 09, 2018 10:50 AM (Ri0Ku)
The Lone Ranger. That'll wake you up in the morning. Rossini rocks!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 10:48 AM (9BLnV)
One of the ships I was on, played that every time when we moved off from an underway replenishment.
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 10:50 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 10:50 AM (fuK7c)
(comparing to the semi-historical Romulus figure)
Looks like the Horde is in general (hehe) agreement that Gates was a piker.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2018 10:51 AM (BRvh1)
The "lost episode" of Hawaii Five-O was from the 2nd season, entitled "Bored, She Hung Herself". Some young chick hangs herself, and there's a scene of her bikini clad body hanging.
There were some copycat suicides apparently, and so they just never aired it again or put it in the DVD sets.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 10:51 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 09, 2018 10:47 AM (WWfAs)
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Embarrassing? Or, impressive?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:49 AM (UiRxW)
I'm thinking impressive. Have a bloody mary, go over to water and coffee, and take the day off.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 10:51 AM (RD7QR)
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Best scene in Deathwish is Larry Fishburn getting shot in the face through his boombox.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:45 AM (vbJig)
Pulling Wildey out of the box was nice too.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2018 10:46 AM (jxbfJ)
Holy farts.... I did not know Fishburn was in Deathwish. I spotted Danny Glover Right away in the do you feel lucky scene in Dirty Harry, though.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 10:51 AM (ymnmz)
Then Trump. As Nunes has been pointing out over and over, Trump is the one person who can declassify anything he wants at anytime he wants.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 10:51 AM (/tuJf)
The same places everyone else picks up rumors - bars, the internet, etc. Did the request get her the result she sought?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 10:51 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Mike Post wrote a bunch of TV Themes. I actually have a record (vinyl!!) that I bought 30 years ago that has the theme to The Rockford Files, Magnum PI, Hill Street Blues, and Greatest American Hero (well, 3 out of 4).
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 09, 2018 10:51 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:40 AM (UiRxW)
He does, but he's hung like a housefly.
Posted by: Jacob Marley at August 09, 2018 10:51 AM (cBImF)
Again, Trump and his legal team know everything. He isn't going to walk into a perjury trap and Rudy sent that message very strongly last night.
Posted by: JackStraw
Information must be acted upon to have meaning. If the media memory holes it, and the Deep State pawns in Congress sit on it, what then?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 10:44 AM (AM1GF)
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Over at the Treehouse, their recent post kinda makes this point. The unredacted FISA application was leaked to the media by Wolfe and the press sat on it. Why? Most likely it implicated the FBI/DOJ and not Donald J. Trump.
Posted by: WisRich at August 09, 2018 10:52 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 09, 2018 10:52 AM (FLiOE)
asshole to be concerned about the anemic turnout by GOP voters....It hurt in OH-12 and it will hurt down the
road
Ohio is on a downhill curve headed for CA.
How could that ever happen in steel hard middle America?
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 10:52 AM (NqZ29)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 09, 2018 10:47 AM (WWfAs)
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Embarrassing? Or, impressive?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Don't know how many more nights like that I can take!
Posted by: Northernlurker's Liver at August 09, 2018 10:52 AM (kG2lj)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 09, 2018 10:50 AM (Ri0Ku)
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I know that prevailing wisdom is that there aren't enough (R)s in the Senate to pull it off, but that faction's treachery is bottomless... I'm worried McConnell could put a bow on it six months.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:52 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 10:44 AM
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It's got to all come out before the midterms. Otherwise, if you think the dems and GOP-es are obstructing Trump now, just wait until his last two years are thoroughly consumed with impeachment proceedings.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 09, 2018 10:50 AM (Ri0Ku)
This. Although most races are about local issues, Trump is on the ballot in the close races.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 10:52 AM (RD7QR)
I really like the portrait. Not a man of action, but a man of letters and dignities. Generals the world over. Interesting that Washington was depicted as a 'plain' man vs other generals with sparklies.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 09, 2018 10:53 AM (MIKMs)
Episode I remember most of McGarret/Five-O:
They chase some rapey guy into the sugarcane fields. McGarret on his bull horn stating you've got 5mins to come out. Tells the guy 5 mins are up (they believe the guys has a gun so don't want to chase in there).
Without missing a beat, turns to Dan-O and says: Burn it.
Turns and walks away to the car.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 09, 2018 10:39 AM (q1VoB)
Heh. That would have been a cheap way to get a spectacular shot on film back then. I don't know about how they do the cane farming in Hawaii now, but back in the 70s, they'd burn the whole field to strip the chaff. The heart of the cane stalk would be left behind and they'd just cut and bale. Then you'd have black ash raining down for miles around. It'd look like jet black pieces of cane leaf, down to the veins. But when you'd touch it, it would disintegrate.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 10:53 AM (veoSD)
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That - a limerick
I don't say this just out of meanness
And I'm not against all forms orf obscene-ness
But I can say without a doubt
I don't want to talk about
Anything to do with Jeff Goldblum's penis.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2018 10:53 AM (v3QwB)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 10:51 AM (hLRSq)
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No she did not, and I'm not suggesting those rumors are true, either.
I am suggesting that her dad might be a real lousy cop, if she's talking that way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 10:54 AM (UiRxW)
How could that ever happen in steel hard middle America?
Posted by: Braenyard
What makes you think that?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 09, 2018 10:54 AM (vcOmj)
There's nothing. Then there's stuff. Then there's matter. Then there's life. Then there's critters. Then there's human beings. Wacky, eh? Whoever wrote that thousands of years ago sure had a wild imagination.
Posted by: mindful webworker - punctuated equiliberal at August 09, 2018 10:55 AM (FYqfs)
To me this has been clear from the start, that Mueller was covering up for himself and Hillary ... the whole insider mafia. To me, the Sessions stand down was the Clinton mafia exerting its power, not (so much) Sessions trying to stay squeaky clean. Same with all the blockade on Trump appointments, and his people being moved out of power (Gorka, others) and some DeepStater or RINO being installed ... or underlings subverting Trump's every move (not to mention the rogue judges).
The corruption is so broad, 95% of DC wants Trump to go away, and some (Feinstein, Mitch, Ryan, ???) are fighting harder than others if they have been enablers/seditionists, undercutting America.
Trump Knowing didn't seem to be enough, because DeepState's coup has continued to obstruct for two years ... they hope to take back the house to save themselves ...
Rudy expresses what many have thought, but why does he have to "threaten" Mueller? The coverup of the Hillary mafia should have been shut down long ago, before it even got going.
Anyway, maybe I should "trust the plan", but I see an ongoing war/coup with the outcome uncertain. Way too many globalists with huge power/money running the machinery. But certainly good to hear Rudy making the (obvious) case.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 09, 2018 10:55 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 10:55 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2018 10:56 AM (oVJmc)
"Look at those two apes, this must be where they live
Look at that city, let's continue to dig"
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2018 10:56 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 09, 2018 10:57 AM (7AQC5)
Statistically speaking, these "found" ballots and numerous recounts should split 50-50 between Republicans and Democrats. However, the split is closer to 99.9%-0.1% which, while not theoretically impossible, indicates that one party has gotten really good at stealing elections. I guess Gore's failure in 2000 showed that they needed to get better at it.
We've now reached the point where banana republics are laughing at us.
Posted by: physics geek at August 09, 2018 10:58 AM (huQJB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2018 10:56 AM (oVJmc)
David Brooks' idea of "Humour" is spelling sopresatta with two 'r's.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2018 10:58 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:58 AM (fA1SL)
There's nothing. Then there's stuff. Then there's matter. Then there's life. Then there's critters. Then there's human beings. Wacky, eh? Whoever wrote that thousands of years ago sure had a wild imagination.
Posted by: mindful webworker - punctuated equiliberal at August 09, 2018 10:55 AM (FYqfs)
AFAIK, Genesis is the only creation story that is something from nothing. All other creation stories are something from something else pre-existing.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2018 10:58 AM (7HtZB)
Not saying that in a bad way, but it's very much a product of its time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2018 10:58 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2018 10:58 AM (BRvh1)
Zing!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2018 10:59 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: The Big Bang at August 09, 2018 10:59 AM (fuK7c)
>>Rudy expresses what many have thought, but why does he have to "threaten" Mueller? The coverup of the Hillary mafia should have been shut down long ago, before it even got going.
>>Anyway, maybe I should "trust the plan", but I see an ongoing war/coup with the outcome uncertain. Way too many globalists with huge power/money running the machinery. But certainly good to hear Rudy making the (obvious) case.
Trump didn't know everything since Inauguration Day. Some of that information has been gathered in real time.
Consider that just yesterday somebody leaked to John Solomon copies of messages between Christopher Steele and Bruce Ohr. The last of these messages was sent in November of 2017. Ohr was demoted in January 2018 for the second time.
Somebody has been watching what has been going on behind the scenes.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 10:59 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 10:59 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: WisRich
Exaxtly this. The press has had the entire unredacted FISA app since March 2017.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2018 11:00 AM (FypLm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2018 10:58 AM (BRvh1)
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I would bet my left nut that Mr. Room-of-Love made up that entire story.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 11:00 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:00 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 11:00 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: The Big Bang at August 09, 2018 10:59 AM (fuK7c)
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Well, a quantum singularity is a "something."
But it begs the question: Just where in the hell did the singularity come from?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 11:02 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 11:02 AM (fA1SL)
May they blow up together while consummating their union...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 09, 2018 11:02 AM (baRe2)
The unredacted FISA application was leaked to the media by Wolfe and the
press sat on it. Why? Most likely it implicated the FBI/DOJ and not
Donald J. Trump.
Posted by: WisRich
Exaxtly this. The press has had the entire unredacted FISA app since March 2017.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2018 11:00 AM (FypLm)
Perhaps they were worried about negatively impacting national security if they published it?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 11:03 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet
Ohio has more goofy incidents than any other Midwestern state.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 11:05 AM (NqZ29)
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 11:05 AM (kG2lj)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2018 11:06 AM (mpXpK)
Or she's an over-indulged idiot who talks the way she does despite her dad.
Either is speculation except for the part "it didn't work."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 11:07 AM (hLRSq)
Yup. And the only one that fairly clearly described the progression of space-time and planetary life development toward humankind. Sheerly by the will of the Creators.
Somebody thousands of years ago had a pretty good guess there....
Posted by: mindful webworker - punk chew ate ed eek wha library at August 09, 2018 11:09 AM (FYqfs)
Not saying that in a bad way, but it's very much a product of its time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2018 10:58 AM (bcbK
Lots of booze to make a face like that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 11:09 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)
May they blow up together while consummating their union...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 09, 2018 11:02 AM (baRe2)
Give them a MOAB for their wedding gift.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 11:14 AM (RD7QR)
Victoria Barkley or Miss Kitty?
Posted by: Under Fire
Audra!
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 11:05 AM (kG2lj)
Talk about an aptly named guy: John Derek: Ursula Andress, Linda Evans, Bo Derek
Props to the man.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 09, 2018 11:17 AM (q1VoB)
Posted by: The Big Bang
There is no difference between The Big Bang and Genesis.
Well, except that one is "Irrational Religion" and the other is "Science!"
Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (FypLm)
In my GOPe County, with a lot on the line, 19% of registered Republicans voted vice 60% of registered Democrats in the KS primary.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2018 11:26 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2018 11:33 AM (+6dXu)
Posted by: Jim H at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (p+4lN)
Princess would make some deserving guy a very nice wife, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 09:36 AM (8O3HH
I was a cheerleader. And I went to a very good accredited school as well. I also got away with drunk driving. .025.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 09, 2018 11:58 AM (txw6d)
Posted by: Hobbiehawk at August 09, 2018 12:07 PM (Qot/z)
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