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Special Guest Column
I Must Eat Jim Acosta
by Rich "Psycho" Giamboni
Special Guest Columnist for Ace of Spades HQ I must eat Jim Acosta. Some of you probably think, "Ah, good ol' Psycho is being metaphorical here." Look at my fucking face, asshole: Does this look like a face that does "metaphorical"? It's a slippery fuckin' slope. One day you're talking in metaphors and the next day you've got a trucker's balls bouncing off your fucking eyes like he's a Crossfit Games medalist and the Workout of the Day is doing a hundred dick-squats in your face-rack. This isn't a metaphor. This isn't a riddle. This isn't one of those back-of-the-McDonald's-tray-liner connect-the-dots where you connect all the dots and it says "Rich 'Psycho' Giamboni means he's gonna eat some nice McDonald's french-fries." So screw your heads on straight for once, fuckbutts. When Rich "Psycho" Giamboni says I must eat Jim Acosta, Rich "Psycho" Giamboni means he's gonna fucking eat Jim Acosta. I will eat Jim Acosta, I will consume his flesh, I will make little Jim Acosta burgers and call them CNN Sliders. Simple math here, dummies. The End of Days are coming, and when they come, it's Thunderdome, baby. Two men enter, one man leaves with warm, sluggish "Jim Acosta" kind of feeling in his belly. Now I know what you're thinking now. You're thinking: "Oh, Psycho means that when the country has turned into Road Warrior for a few months, and men have turned to animals scavenging for any kind of food, then, when Psycho's on the edge of starvation, he will descend into savagery and eat Jim Acosta." Not even close, queerbaits. I mean the minute I even think I smell the End of Days are coming, I'm heading to Jim Acosta's house with a bottle of Mangria and a spork. I mean, I'm not even waiting for the starvation. I'm not even waiting for the hangry. Shit, I'm not even waiting for food-lines. I mean, the minute I get the sense that the country's sliding just a little bit sideways, it's Go-Time, and by "Go-Time," I mean it's time to eat Jim Acosta. The early bird catches the worm, and I'm not waiting for some jabroni with the same idea to bag the first Jim Acosta of the fall season. I'm talking about early, brother. I mean, the grocery stores will still be filled with food and the credit card machines will all still be working. And in that hour of waiting, Jim Acosta will hear the bell toll, and the bell is the one the farmer clangs to call the cows to the cull-shed. I mean to treat this operation like it's a Best Buy Doorburster deal and the second best sale is a 68 inch Sony Ultra HD TV for four bucks and the best deal is the Jim Acosta Self-Propelled Steak Collection, and the only price is having the guts to beat the crowd. And you know what second-in-line gets? Second in line gets a 30% Off Coupon for Not Eating Jim Acosta. The minute I hear anything that has that Sign-of-the-Apocalypse ring to it, like hearing that the Renegade reboot is on hold due to creative differences with Lorenzo Lamas, I'm going to drive my F-150 to whatever mani-pedi joint Jim Acosta's getting made all pretty at, bait the crew cab with MAC for Men makeup samples, knock him unconscious with ether and begin seasoning him Old El Paso taco powder.
You think I'm joking? You think I'm "ribbing" with you, paizano? Well, the proof is in the eating, and you'll see how much I'm "ribbing" when you smell some barbecue action going down and you hear Jake Tapper crying that Jim Acosta is "missing, but presumed delicious." I will eat Jim Acosta, and in consuming his flesh, I will add his weakness to my own. Jim Acosta is the Cow That Walks on Two Legs, and I intend to gorge. And that's the name of that tune, chumps. Rich "Psycho" Giamboni is an occasional guest columnist for the Ace of Spades media empire. His previous column, If You Touch My Hoagie Again, I Will Literally Kill You, won the 2005 Polk Prize for Special Achievement in Journalistic Threats.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 31, 2018 07:32 PM (jUilJ)
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 07:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 07:33 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 07:34 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 07:34 PM (fA1SL)
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Limoncello
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 07:35 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: trev006 at July 31, 2018 07:35 PM (3Tn95)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2018 07:35 PM (xPl2J)
the two have a very strong resemblance to each other. Including the yellow python on the shoulder.
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2018 07:36 PM (PA9oZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 07:36 PM (T1jNr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 07:36 PM (gUCYC)
I have valuable insights to offer on fighting city hall, for example.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 07:36 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 31, 2018 07:37 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2018 07:38 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 31, 2018 07:38 PM (sIZFd)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 07:38 PM (pHfeF)
lol
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 07:38 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 07:38 PM (8kkL4)
do you happen to have one of those people grinders, like poppy in kingsmen II? asking for a friend...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2018 07:38 PM (wgTbb)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 07:38 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 07:38 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 07:39 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 07:39 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 07:39 PM (2NqXo)
Doesn't that mean he should be smoked and put in a sammich press?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 07:39 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 07:39 PM (I16G8)
Who does pantsuits better, Ivanka or the Beast?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6012583
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 07:39 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 07:39 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 07:39 PM (yQpMk)
My!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 07:40 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 31, 2018 07:40 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 07:40 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 07:40 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2018 07:40 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 07:40 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 07:40 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Shep! at July 31, 2018 07:41 PM (nILVB)
SPLC head under pedophile and rapist charges.
https://tinyurl.com/ya25lhj9
Why are leftist organizations so child and women rapey?
Well it is Rapey Tuesday.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 07:41 PM (pw+jk)
Doesn't that mean he should be smoked and put in a sammich press?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 07:39 PM
Well, is he the ham or the pork?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 07:41 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 07:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 07:41 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 07:41 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 07:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 07:41 PM (PUmDY)
You're not the "en fuego" guy, are you?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (6qErC)
Ah, but it's the reading of it that is fun; summary would be meh.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Gb at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (MTtsb)
quick, break out the peruvian pan flute bands before we're overrun with guinea bees and guinea dinosaurs and guinea pirates and ...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (wgTbb)
I have no idea what that even meant, but it still made me lmao.
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (EzdLW)
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Socialist
Peeps
Love
Children
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (2NqXo)
=
more like.. meta-physical
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 07:41 PM (2NqXo)
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The pickle.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (CE6iV)
-Trump
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 07:40 PM (yzxic)
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Please tell me he actually said that! Lie to me, if you must.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 07:43 PM (I16G8)
quick, break out the peruvian pan flute bands before we're overrun
with guinea bees and guinea dinosaurs and guinea pirates and ...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (wgTbb)
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I am ALL in for Gerbil immigration!!!
Posted by: Richard Gere at July 31, 2018 07:43 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 07:43 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2018 07:43 PM (EzdLW)
It is, in many ways, what lies in the deepest, darkest corners of all of our souls. Even the most genteel member of the Horde must come to reckoning with the reality that each of us has our own preferred Jim Acosta, but that the taste for liberal manflesh, spit-roasted is hard wired in our DNA when the end times come.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2018 07:43 PM (OJ0jb)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 07:43 PM (8T7EF)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 07:43 PM (2sCft)
I'm not sure I felt the full depth of emotion Giamboni brings as guest columnist. He seems to be pulling his punches.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 31, 2018 07:43 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 07:44 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2018 07:44 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 07:44 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at July 31, 2018 07:44 PM (oLa9K)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 07:44 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl at July 31, 2018 07:44 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 07:44 PM (4Ixhe)
It's a good thing.
Posted by: Martha Stewart at July 31, 2018 07:44 PM (pwT9v)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 07:44 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 07:45 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 07:45 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 07:45 PM (Izzlo)
It's a good thing.
Posted by: Martha Stewart at July 31, 2018 07:44 PM
Smothered Jim is my favorite.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 07:45 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 31, 2018 07:45 PM (jUilJ)
Are you saying that you're going to consume Jim Acosta as food?
This post is a little vague and somewhat opaque.
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2018 07:46 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 07:46 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2018 07:42 PM (6qErC)
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No, I'm not. In fact I had to look it up to make sure I didn't misspell it.
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 07:46 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Ben Had
Kaiser roll?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2018 07:46 PM (pwT9v)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 07:43 PM (I16G
He said it. Now he's calling for Voter ID.
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 07:46 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 07:46 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2018 07:46 PM (6qErC)
Pro tip: Go fer "Tater" Stetler next. Bet he's got a lot of marbled fat goin' on, especially in the midsection...
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 07:47 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 07:47 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 07:47 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 07:47 PM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: Sjg at July 31, 2018 07:47 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 07:47 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 07:47 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 07:47 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (Hp0xH)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (8T7EF)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Fat Bastard at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (QxnVk)
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 07:49 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: I don't know what this means at July 31, 2018 07:49 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2018 07:49 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Sjg at July 31, 2018 07:47 PM (gDSJf)
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Yes. Those were fun, care-free, rollicking times. Well, except for aftermath of 9/11 and the Iraq war, and well....
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 07:49 PM (2sCft)
Hey, no hate for the giant guineas. It's just that I just got all the plumbing fixed, and i don't want the motherfuckers rampaging through the countryside again!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2018 07:49 PM (wgTbb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 07:49 PM (gUCYC)
Just about peed myself, you hilarious bastard!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 07:49 PM (NWiLs)
Those poor, hard-working, vibrant people of New Guinea have gone without foreign cuisine since Michael Rockefeller.
The spoiled, fat and lazy white people of America could feed millions of immigrants from New Guinea, who would add a new dimension of vibrant cuisine to that great proposition I call "America".
Posted by: Cap'n Bill Kristol at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 07:46 PM (yzxic)
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That's awesome! I'm royally pissed that the shitty Wifi at the really shitty side of the road motel I live in will not allow me to stream the Rally.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (QxnVk)
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No meat with milk. And Acosta is always slathered in milk. Man milk, that is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (8T7EF)
Morris Dees?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (yQpMk)
Nothing's going to happen from it. It was apparently related to his divorce of decades ago, although if SPLC went under completely it would be a very good thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (pw+jk)
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As are his pickled blow-job lips. To die for.
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (2sCft)
i'm pretty certain jim would taste like a pig.
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 07:51 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 07:51 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mitch Mitchell at July 31, 2018 07:51 PM (B8VAN)
Posted by: Ross Perot, 1980s at July 31, 2018 07:51 PM (jUilJ)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 07:51 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 07:51 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
You can try to cook a Maddow, but it'll take forever to get the fishy smell out of the drapes.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2018 07:51 PM (pwT9v)
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 07:51 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM
He's halal. The Butterballs 800# hotline assured me of that.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 07:51 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 07:52 PM (McBST)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2018 07:52 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 07:52 PM (BHRUO)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (pw+jk)
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As are his pickled blow-job lips. To die for.
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (2sCft)
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Bacon wrap those lips and you've got a winner!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 07:52 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 07:43 PM (8T7EF)
You misspelled Shirley and Lee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM9yYL6BD-4
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 07:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (953wK)
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Vintage Ace. You are in the presence of Greatness!
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 07:52 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 07:38 PM (JJZzu)
Even an Ewok has to feel pretty sometimes! ;-) I'm partial to Urban Decay myself, especially with eye shadow names like Asphyxia, Snatch and Fishnet. =P
This is old school HQ and fuck McD's but I am lovin' it!! =)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl at July 31, 2018 07:52 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 31, 2018 07:50 PM (dEQP3)
Vince McMahon and the WWE didn't put him in their Hall of Fame for his athletic ability.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 07:53 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: Giamboni, Dreams of My Father at July 31, 2018 07:53 PM (OJ0jb)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 31, 2018 07:53 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2018 07:53 PM (q177U)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2018 07:53 PM (TdS5t)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 31, 2018 07:53 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 07:51 PM (8kkL4)
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I tried, but just got the spinning icon of death.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 07:53 PM (I16G8)
SPLC, who has identified Focus on the Family as a "hate" group, which inspired the shooting at their DC office.
Yes, I can see why Morris Dees might haaaaaaaaate traditional family values and Christians, what with the looking down their noses at incest and pedophilia. Geez, you cannot satire the Left!!
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 07:54 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 07:54 PM (BHRUO)
That was SO gross and SO funny, I probably laughed harder at that then anything else...
Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2018 07:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 07:47 PM (JJZzu)
There's always Volume II.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 07:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 07:54 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 07:52 PM (BHRUO)
He used to do some really great ones like this one.
Anyone remember what the one was called where he talked about becoming a whore? Hysterical...and I think it was a series.
Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2018 07:54 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 07:54 PM (pHfeF)
I AM SO FUCKING JAZZED I COULD RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL.
This is the shit, the good shit, that the people, the good people want. Make the internet great again, Ace.
Make the Internet Great Again.
Posted by: ghost of kari - certified sidebar at July 31, 2018 07:54 PM (eY/ez)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 07:55 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: John Madden at July 31, 2018 07:55 PM (QxnVk)
Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2018 07:55 PM (953wK)
AtC, please...there's a KGB guy feeding him lines through an earpiece. AND MUELLER IS ON IT. And by on it, I mean he's going to indict two guys at a 7-Eleven in El Segundo for cooking borscht in May, 2003.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 07:55 PM (McBST)
socks off and, well, you may not know it's chicken, but you're just
going to fucking love it on the next food thread.
Rich, snake meat is too fucking bony.
Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2018 07:55 PM (wjHbC)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 07:55 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 07:55 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2018 07:55 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 07:54 PM (pHfeF)
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YEP and he is getting much better, more smooth, at these rallies. Makes Jim Acosta shit his pants.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 07:55 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 07:53 PM (t82DG)
Point.
And Tami, you are thinking of the skankathon which I believe has a permalink in the sidebar.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 31, 2018 07:56 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Caliban at July 31, 2018 07:56 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 07:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 07:56 PM (W+vEI)
So this is really Ace's alter-ego, right? Kind of like Andy Kaufman and Tony Clifton?
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2018 07:56 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at July 31, 2018 07:56 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 07:48 PM (yQpMk)
https://tinyurl.com/ya25lhj9
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 07:57 PM (yzxic)
This is old school HQ and fuck McD's but I am lovin' it!! =)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl at July 31, 2018 07:52 PM (Gim9y)
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The Ewok uses eye shadow?? Isn't that kind of mid-90's goth type behavior? ***furrows brow***
But I do like those odd eye shadow names. Intriguing....
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 07:57 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 07:57 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 07:57 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 31, 2018 07:57 PM (sIZFd)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2018 07:57 PM (pwT9v)
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Criteria: Beasts, breasts, and blood.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 07:57 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (8T7EF)
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Greek Fry Cook at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (QxnVk)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Lloyd Christmas-Acosta at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Mitch Mitchell at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (B8VAN)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: Shep! at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (nILVB)
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Criteria: Beasts, breasts, and blood.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 07:57 PM (gUCYC)
Boobs, bombs, and bullets - the collected works of Andy Sidaris
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2018 07:59 PM (NLLmE)
The constant navel gazing - the pointless mental masturbation regarding some esoteric political point or another.
Which makes the literary stylings of Mr. Giamboni all the more refreshing. Finally - someone who writes about what is True. What is Real.
I would wish Mr. Giamboni Bon Appetit - if only the phrase did not contain the cowardly stank of the French. So instead, I raise my glass to Mr. Giamboni
Acosta. It's What's For Dinner.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 31, 2018 07:59 PM (Kuxsi)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 07:59 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 31, 2018 07:56 PM (dEQP3)
Well duh...of course it is.
Will ya quit pointing out how dumb I am today!
Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2018 07:59 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: DaveA at July 31, 2018 07:59 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2018 07:59 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: batterup at July 31, 2018 07:59 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 07:59 PM (McBST)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2018 08:00 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2018 08:00 PM (pwT9v)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 08:00 PM (8T7EF)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 08:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 08:00 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Shep! at July 31, 2018 07:58 PM (nILVB)
Not to disappoint you, Shep. But I think we're talking steer, not bull, here.
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2018 08:00 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 08:00 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at July 31, 2018 08:00 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 08:00 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (U2JQS)
I shall revel in this.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (eriF2)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (6eEQ+)
Tire tool fu
2x4 fu
Chainsaw fu
real fukn fu!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (N1ZXu)
I shall revel in this.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (EUMr7)
You forgot Kaboom!
Posted by: golfman at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (If3tB)
Is This Something?
Some of you heard this before, but all of you forgot all about it.
In 1995, there was someone as stupid Occasio.
It's about Sharks. It's about Slaves. It's about the ecology of the ocean.
Morons, I present, or re-present, to you, Rep. Major Owens...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81fOuca8Oc
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (sIZFd)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 08:01 PM (W+vEI)
I'll eat that "Soy Rogers" bastard and the high horse he rides, named "Triggered".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Huma at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (pwT9v)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (jUilJ)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (8T7EF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (McBST)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 08:03 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2018 08:03 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 08:03 PM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 08:03 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2018 08:03 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Macho Man Randy Savage at July 31, 2018 08:03 PM (OJ0jb)
Posted by: Helen Thomas
I've had worse.
Posted by: Huma at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (pwT9v)
Trying to hold down 25 dollar cowboy ribeye I got from butcher
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2018 08:03 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at July 31, 2018 08:03 PM (T71PA)
Yes, I can see why Morris Dees might haaaaaaaaate traditional family values and Christians, what with the looking down their noses at incest and pedophilia. Geez, you cannot satire the Left!!
They now have a spin-off.
SELC. ENVIRONMENTAL
Posted by: golfman at July 31, 2018 08:03 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 08:04 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 08:04 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2018 08:04 PM (Enq6K)
I knew her in real life before she hit the big time. Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 08:04 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Macho Man Randy Savage at July 31, 2018 08:03 PM (OJ0jb)
That's what I call my dick!
Posted by: Jim Acosta at July 31, 2018 08:04 PM (BHRUO)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 08:04 PM (2NqXo)
He's a ham.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (zRwJ/)
I AM SO FUCKING JAZZED I COULD RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL.
This is the shit, the good shit, that the people, the good people want. Make the internet great again, Ace.
Make the Internet Great Again.
Posted by: ghost of kari - certified sidebar at July 31, 2018 07:54 PM (eY/ez)
Some serious GAINZZZ were made when this was posted on the interwebz.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (3zt5o)
And for those who are too lazy to watch a hilarious 37 second clip or have me on "Ignore," (I know it exists), a supposed congressmen, addresses the House in 1995, explaining that 200 million slaves were lost just in the trip over to America, which lead to "a change in the ecology of the ocean," causing Sharks, to this day, to follow the "slave trade routes."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (sIZFd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Norm Crosby at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (2sCft)
Rapey Tuesday.
Posted by: golfman at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (If3tB)
The Nats have 10 runs and 13 hits. After two innings.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (McBST)
Are runs or hits better?
Posted by: Hillary Voter at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (pHfeF)
the two have a very strong resemblance to each other. Including the yellow python on the shoulder.
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2018 07:36 PM (PA9oZ)
Jake Roberts was one of my favorite wrestlers. I don't know if it was a constructed story line or not, but it was claimed he was the product of incest. Bounced back and forth between a heel and a face but he always had a hilariously twisted persona: "the face I fear the most is the one in the mirror". Major drug and alcohol problems that he was very upfront about. Probably didn't bang steroids much because he always had a gut.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: batterup at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 08:04 PM (2NqXo)
++++
The white Hispanic meat.
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (44PTs)
Point of the story: Jerusalem Embassy building cost: $400K. Original quoted cost: $1billion.
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Jim Accosta at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 08:06 PM (BHRUO)
LACE WIGS AND ROLEX REPLICAS, BEOTCHES!!11
MORE COWBELL!
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 31, 2018 08:06 PM (eriF2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: golfman at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (If3tB)
rapey rape or
rapey rapey rape
or
just plain old rape
Posted by: Hillary Voter at July 31, 2018 08:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 08:06 PM (pw+jk)
Crowd: "Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!"
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 08:06 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 08:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
I remember Rush running down the math on his TV show. Something like 50 slave ships a day having to dump their entire cargo to make that work.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (pwT9v)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (O9JR8)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (mQ0Mc)
Laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
Posted by: Snoop D O Double G at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (OJ0jb)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:02 PM (2sCf
t)
You, my friend, are sentient.
Posted by: Al Gore at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (Lnt6+)
Posted by: Hillary Voter at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (8T7EF)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (eriF2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2018 08:08 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bubba at July 31, 2018 08:08 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (Enq6K)
Yep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2018 08:08 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)
+++
Dear brave, sunny Jim. You won't see his likes again anytime soon.
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:08 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM (Lnt6+)
The First Worthless Douche! Does nothing for itching, pain, or stains.
Posted by: Hillary Voter at July 31, 2018 08:08 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 08:09 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Mentus at July 31, 2018 08:09 PM (6LTjM)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2018 08:09 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Pastafarian at July 31, 2018 08:09 PM (sgHEm)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 08:09 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2018 08:09 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2018 08:09 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: batterup at July 31, 2018 08:10 PM (U2JQS)
Tonight Trump and his deplorables made me feel bad. They all hurt my feelings but i am a strong girl and will soldier on.
But what really hurt was that Ace of the Spades Klan made a post about having someone eat me!!!! Ewwww. That's just gross and mean. I HATE THEM ALL!!!!
I'm going to get those sick morons and their ettes.
Posted by: Jim Asscosta at July 31, 2018 08:10 PM (pw+jk)
LOL
C'mon. It's just chili powder, onion powder, garlic powder, salt and cumin.
Posted by: JAS at July 31, 2018 08:10 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 08:10 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2018 08:07 PM
Co-founder of the SPLC highly recommends this one.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 08:10 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 08:10 PM (8T7EF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 08:10 PM (McBST)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 08:09 PM (UdKB7)
But I don't like Acosta!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2018 08:10 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2018 08:10 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: That guy who did the thing once at July 31, 2018 08:11 PM (I/9uA)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2018 08:11 PM (NLLmE)
And Tami, you are thinking of the skankathon which I believe has a permalink in the sidebar.
That's one of the funniest posts I've ever read anywhere about anything.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 31, 2018 08:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 08:10 PM (N1ZXu)
A sufficiency I should say, my good man.
Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2018 08:11 PM (953wK)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2018 08:11 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
I wonder what the poor people are doing tonight...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2018 08:11 PM (pwT9v)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (44PTs)
Put some Sriracha on it & it's a winner
Posted by: batterup at July 31, 2018 08:11 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 08:12 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)
Be a damn shame if the crowd chases him. Toughens the meat. Imparts a gamey taste.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 31, 2018 08:12 PM (Kuxsi)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 08:12 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 31, 2018 08:12 PM (OJ0jb)
Posted by: Jim Asscosta at July 31, 2018 08:10 PM (pw+jk)
1. Make plan
2. Make Planner
3. Make More Planner
4. Review More Planner with Journ O List
5. TADA Plan!
Posted by: Hillary Voter at July 31, 2018 08:12 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 08:12 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at July 31, 2018 08:12 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 08:12 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2018 08:13 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: golfman at July 31, 2018 08:13 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 08:13 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JAS
You know what chili powder is? Onion powder, garlic powder, salt, cumin, and a pinch of paprika and red pepper. It's a veritable spice Mobius Strip.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2018 08:13 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 08:13 PM (8kkL4)
KaBoom has fallen into the background, this will be good for now......
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 08:13 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: JAS at July 31, 2018 08:13 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (4Ixhe)
They're a great brand - vibrant eye shadow colours that don't crease on your eyelids! Plus the names are amazing, as I said. =P (I have spent WAY too much money on eyeshadow... >.> )
Can Acosta's pudgy little fingers double as cocktail weenies? Simmered in some Virginia Gentlemen BBQ sauce and they might be edible...
Posted by: atomicplaygirl at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2018 08:11 PM (pwT9v)
Illegal aliens raping your chilrens
Illegal gun owners robbing and shooting
Non gun owners hiding in house
Posted by: Hillary Voter at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (eriF2)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (pw+jk)
Ace seems to have stirred up the natives!! They are unusually restless this evening, and their war drums are starting to get on my nerves!!
"Drums stop. That not good."
"Why?"
"Bass solo."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (2NqXo)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/042909.php
Don't comment on old posts or you get autobanned!
Posted by: ArthurK at July 31, 2018 08:15 PM (r36Sg)
the two have a very strong resemblance to each other. Including the yellow python on the shoulder.
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2018 07:36 PM (PA9oZ)
Jake Roberts was one of my favorite wrestlers. I don't know if it was a constructed story line or not, but it was claimed he was the product of incest. Bounced back and forth between a heel and a face but he always had a hilariously twisted persona: "the face I fear the most is the one in the mirror". Major drug and alcohol problems that he was very upfront about. Probably didn't bang steroids much because he always had a gut.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (y7DUB)
I saw his WWF debut at the Spectrum back in the 80s
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 08:15 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at July 31, 2018 08:12 PM (QE8X6)
++++
Bad Idea. I think you sprinkle on a a little meat tenderizer and he'd dissolve into a puddle of goo.
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:15 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 08:15 PM (NgKpN)
This is either the greatest thing that has happened to America or the best fucking gag ever pulled.
He is absolutely slaughtering the libs, cuz he dont care.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2018 08:16 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2018 08:16 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2018 08:16 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:17 PM (ptqGC)
If you had told me five years ago that the next president would be Donald Trump, I would have laughed in your face.
Now it looks like he was born for this job. He is definitely the best president since Reagan.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 08:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Caliban at July 31, 2018 08:17 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at July 31, 2018 08:12 PM
++++
Bad Idea. I think you sprinkle on a a little meat tenderizer and he'd dissolve into a puddle of goo.
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:15 PM
I'd recommend using one of those spiked hammer meat tenderizers. Just to be sure.
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2018 08:17 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 08:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rayj at July 31, 2018 08:18 PM (pI/IV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:17 PM (ptqGC)
+++
Snort!
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:18 PM (2sCft)
Use the mace, Luke.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2018 08:18 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Maria from the south somewhere... at July 31, 2018 08:18 PM (B3KQI)
Not only is Donald Trump the president of the United States, he's the best president of the United States in a century, or more.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 31, 2018 08:18 PM (sIZFd)
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 31, 2018 08:18 PM (eriF2)
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 08:12 PM (yzxic)
It's like he is channeling Irongrampa.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 31, 2018 08:18 PM (jUilJ)
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 08:15 PM (Izzlo)
His run at Mid South was good.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (Kuxsi)
First, I found out I DO NOT have Parkinson's disease.
Good, sure, but it gets better.
Second, I peeled the membrane off a rack of baby rack ribs in one precise pull.
Yes, better, but pointing to even something more incredible.
Third, I cooked the perfect rack of ribs. Unbelievable, I know, and yet the best was yet to come for me today.
Fourth, Rich "Psycho" Giamboni went balls deep into the squat rack of Jim "Acost Me" Acostas face.
Four runs with one hit. That's a GRAND SLAM for Dave today.
Thanks to everyone who made this day possible.
Posted by: tehDave at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (JkygK)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
Might need more than a spork for Acosta.
Also, looking at him, anyone notice he is trying to affect a George Clooney look?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (w1RR+)
+++
The things I learn at this site.
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 08:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 08:20 PM (8T7EF)
Posted by: rickl
This is either the greatest thing that has happened to America or the best fucking gag ever pulled.
He is absolutely slaughtering the libs, cuz he dont care.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz
Agree totally.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 31, 2018 08:20 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Bubba at July 31, 2018 08:20 PM (44PTs)
the two have a very strong resemblance to each other. Including the yellow python on the shoulder.
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2018 07:36 PM (PA9oZ)
Jake Roberts was one of my favorite wrestlers. I don't know if it was a constructed story line or not, but it was claimed he was the product of incest. Bounced back and forth between a heel and a face but he always had a hilariously twisted persona: "the face I fear the most is the one in the mirror". Major drug and alcohol problems that he was very upfront about. Probably didn't bang steroids much because he always had a gut.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2018 08:05 PM (y7DUB)
I saw his WWF debut at the Spectrum back in the 80s
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 08:15 PM (Izzlo
Jake the Snake Roberts paved the way for the likes of Austin and The Rock. He was a master of the off the cuff shoot. Many say nobody was better than Flair at this, I say Jake The Snake Roberts was just as good if not better than Flair
*ducks the flying steal chair Scogg has thrown at me*
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 08:21 PM (3zt5o)
And my husband and I rolled our eyes and mocked him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
I honestly thought he was running just for marketing and publicity. I'm happy I was wrong.
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 08:21 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: doomed at July 31, 2018 08:21 PM (MW01U)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 31, 2018 08:21 PM (V38Xw)
Don't I look foolish now?
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2018 08:22 PM (44PTs)
He is absolutely slaughtering the libs, cuz he dont care.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz
Agree totally.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 31, 2018 08:20 PM (FTlwv)
Portrait of an American President as a Fuk'n Honey Badger.
Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2018 08:22 PM (953wK)
Way to go on not having Parkinsons, Dave.
Fake News told me today that alan alda, leftist shitbag, has Parkinsons. And it's a very very big deal.
The man is like 85. Like mccain, he's living on borrowed time, anyway.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 31, 2018 08:22 PM (sIZFd)
Yeah. right.
Posted by: JAS at July 31, 2018 08:22 PM (3HNOQ)
Trump is the Honey Badger. HBOTUS. He don't give a shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 08:22 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (2sCft)
Have you seen that USMC Scout Sniper raffle you mentioned on Sunday's Gun Thread? They're doing great, thanks to you---almost at their goal.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (Ri0Ku)
Yeah. right.
Posted by: JAS at July 31, 2018 08:22 PM (3HNOQ)
This! Is! LESBOS!!!
Posted by: Mr./Mrs. Garrison at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (NWiLs)
How refreshing it is to have a President that wants to do good things for this Country, and not GAF about anything else. The right (perhaps the only) man at the right time for this Country.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (I16G8)
Thanks to everyone who made this day possible.
Posted by: tehDave at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (JkygK)
Congrats on the diagnosis!...and the whole rib thingy!
Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: adobe juan ringside at the olympoc kenobe at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (eriF2)
weenies? Simmered in some Virginia Gentlemen BBQ sauce and they might
be edible...
Posted by: atomicplaygirl at July 31, 2018 08:14 PM (Gim9y)
Anything that can be deep fried can be made edible.
Posted by: Richard Watterson at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC)
Why do I hear this being sung to the tune of Elvis' "In The Ghetto?"
Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (953wK)
Posted by: JAS at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (3HNOQ)
Odd thing is, when he defecates Acosta out, Acosta's reporting will not be diminished in quality.
Posted by: doomed at July 31, 2018 08:21 PM (MW01U)
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We can convince people it's extremely valuable coffee and sell it to hipsters.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (ubuIW)
mentioned on Sunday's Gun Thread? They're doing great, thanks to
you---almost at their goal.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (Ri0Ku)
I checked on it when I got home from work. I'm glad they got the boost they needed.
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 08:24 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: adobe juan ringside at the olympic kenobe at July 31, 2018 08:24 PM (eriF2)
The short girl in the gray dress is a cutie.
They're having audio problems at the moment.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 31, 2018 08:24 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2018 08:24 PM (953wK)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 08:25 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 08:25 PM (3zt5o)
And my husband and I rolled our eyes and mocked him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
I honestly thought he was running just for marketing and publicity. I'm happy I was wrong.
Posted by: Bert G at July 31, 2018 08:21 PM (yzxic)
Me too...I thought for sure he'd talk about it then drop out like he did a few times before.
Hubby was with him from the get go.
I ordered him a 'Keep America Great' hat yesterday....because I'm a good wife.
Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2018 08:25 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: doomed at July 31, 2018 08:25 PM (MW01U)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 31, 2018 08:25 PM (T0cef)
Posted by: adobe juan ringside at the olympic kenobe at July 31, 2018 08:25 PM (eriF2)
Zombie Frank Sinatra
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 08:25 PM (2NqXo)
Except...Trump created a top-rated reality tv show and he is using those skills to pants all the self-important DC swampies with his stories about how much *better* he is for not doing things the DC way.
"Aren't you glad I don't know how DC works? I saved you almost $1 billion on the new embassy in Jerusalem...I could tell you so any stories like this all day!"
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 31, 2018 08:25 PM (W+vEI)
No, its the stuff WH Staff is fervently praying he will NOT say! Reverse psychology.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 31, 2018 08:25 PM (Vs607)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 08:26 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 08:26 PM (8T7EF)
The man has exceeded my every expectation, all joking aside.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 08:27 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2018 08:27 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: grnberet at July 31, 2018 08:27 PM (9qgwW)
Dey's uh, Acosta-kabobs, Acosta creole, Acosta gumbo. Pan fried, deep
fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple Acosta, lemon Acosta, coconut
Acosta, pepper Acosta, Acosta soup, Acosta stew, Acosta salad, Acosta
and potatoes, Acosta burger, Acosta sandwich. That - that's about it.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
Acosta kabobs, bar-be-que Acosta, pan-fried Acosta, Acosta tartare, Acosta loaf, smoked Acosta, Acosta jerky.....
Posted by: Richard Watterson at July 31, 2018 08:27 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Comrade Troll at July 31, 2018 08:27 PM (EzdLW)
And my husband and I rolled our eyes and mocked him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
I realized early on that he was the Rodney Dangerfield character in "Caddyshack" opposing the GOPe personalized by the Ted Knight character. That's when I knew he could win.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 08:27 PM (sdi6R)
And my husband and I rolled our eyes and mocked him.
I thought he was doing it to entertain himself, and that he would go down in flames over some tweets. Wow, was I wrong!!
His tweets are the key to getting his message directly to the people, and how he drives his enemies nuts.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 08:28 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 08:28 PM (2NqXo)
And that guy who was representing at the mother-f;(:&ing company picnic.
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2018 08:28 PM (MNz3M)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2018 08:28 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 08:28 PM (fA1SL)
"Caddyshack" opposing the GOPe personalized by the Ted Knight character.
That's when I knew he could win.
That's actually a brilliant analogy.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2018 08:28 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: rose at July 31, 2018 08:29 PM (l00+o)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC)
And more than ten miles away, a crazed loner pines fruitlessly for Winona Ryder
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 08:29 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 31, 2018 08:23 PM (ubuIW)
Sign me up for Acosta juice.
Posted by: David French at July 31, 2018 08:29 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:29 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Comrade Troll at July 31, 2018 08:27 PM (EzdLW)
Those ferments just don't grow on trees you know.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2018 08:29 PM (SiINZ)
I see a teleprompter to his left. It probably is the equivalent of note cards just reminding him of the points he wants to make.
Yeah, it's easy to spot when he goes off-prompter, but that's usually the best part of whatever he says. He's a master of a crowd.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 31, 2018 08:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cindy Sheehan, last seen after she announced her intenton to run against Nancy Pelosi at July 31, 2018 08:30 PM (jd2qz)
Posted by: Things Jim Acosta Says When Giamboni Eats Him at July 31, 2018 08:30 PM (EzdLW)
And my husband and I rolled our eyes and mocked him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
I realized early on that he was the Rodney Dangerfield character in
"Caddyshack" opposing the GOPe personalized by the Ted Knight character.
That's when I knew he could win.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 08:27 PM (sdi6R)
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I was Two Scoops from the time he descended down the golden elevator. BUT when he brought the women that Billy Jeff raped to that debate with the hag, I knew he wanted to win and WOULD win.
That was a baller mover and made both Clintons lick his taint.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 08:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 08:30 PM (sdi6R)
No one wanted to hear that - Cruz junkies one and all.
It was a dangerous time to be a Trumpkin.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 08:30 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 08:13 PM
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You think he's joking? Do you even know Giamboni?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2018 08:30 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 08:30 PM (w1RR+)
This should be chiseled on a stone tablet and buried far beneath the ground so that some future civilization can one day unearth it, translate it, and say "We've got the general idea, but we're still trying to figure out what 'Crossfit' means.""
Posted by: Crimso at July 31, 2018 08:31 PM (uCLNU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2018 08:31 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 08:28 PM (W+vEI)
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Absolutely. By going right over the Media's heads, he then forces the MFM to acknowledge and talk about them. Nice having a media savvy guy as President.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 08:31 PM (I16G8)
That guy has been gone too long.
So where is Johnny Coldcuts? The foul mouthed time traveling sandwich?
Posted by: Taco Shack at July 31, 2018 08:32 PM (C+qQ0)
>>character in "Caddyshack"
Yes, that exactly who Trump is. Wise cracking, nouveau
riche, don't give a shit.
Trump in Washington is just like that character driving on the greens in his ridiculous loud big golf cart, wearing loud clothes, and just being so, so, "ewwwwww" George Will is appalled.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 08:32 PM (8O3HH)
My husband asked if I'd seen the "notes" he'd taken during the night while watching the "fauna" on River Street.
It was Ace-worthy. I laughed till I cried.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: adobe juan ringside at the olympic kenobe at July 31, 2018 08:33 PM (eriF2)
All hail Donald Trump, GEOTUS, blessings be upon him, FLILF, and Barron, his son.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 08:33 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 08:33 PM (8T7EF)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 31, 2018 08:33 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 08:32 PM (8O3HH)
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I'll sadly admit, I used to care what George Will had to say. Trump has exposed all the phony "conservatives".
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:34 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Richard Watterson at July 31, 2018 08:34 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 31, 2018 08:34 PM (Vs607)
Posted by: Smashing the Golden Calf at July 31, 2018 08:35 PM (WPxnj)
Posted by: Mark in Sandy Utah at July 31, 2018 08:35 PM (LZ0tZ)
>>character in "Caddyshack"
He reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School", particularly the scene with the snooty British Business professor talking about the imaginary widget company.
The professor is DC - "Here's the process..." and Trump is the experienced business man who says "That all swell in theory, but here is how it really works in the real world..."
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 08:35 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ZW at July 31, 2018 08:36 PM (BGp8J)
And more than ten miles away, a crazed loner pines fruitlessly for Winona Ryder
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 08:29 PM (Izzlo)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2018 08:36 PM (mTmCF)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 08:36 PM (pw+jk)
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So, this is kind of the compliment to a Nobel Peace Prize?
Can I score points for eating a dog?
Posted by: Barky at July 31, 2018 08:37 PM (CDGwz)
I'm slightly disturbed at how hard I laughed at this.
Slightly.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2018 08:36 PM (mTmCF)
You know who's NOT laughing tonight? Jim Acosta, that's who. He's seen things.....terrible things.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2018 08:38 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 08:38 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:22 PM
Not really. He got tenure. Still unmarried.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 08:38 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 08:38 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 08:38 PM (8kkL4)
He reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School", particularly the scene with the snooty British Business professor talking about the imaginary widget company.
The professor is DC - "Here's the process..." and Trump is the experienced business man who says "That all swell in theory, but here is how it really works in the real world..."
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 08:35 PM (W+vEI)
Oh yeah, that's even better.
Trump knows all about corrupt politicians who insist on having their palms greased in order to approve his construction projects. He scares the living hell out of them.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 08:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jim Acosta's ficus at July 31, 2018 08:39 PM (8O3HH)
School", particularly the scene with the snooty British Business
professor talking about the imaginary widget company.
The professor is DC - "Here's the process..." and Trump is the
experienced business man who says "That all swell in theory, but here is
how it really works in the real world..."
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 08:35 PM (W+vEI)
Really, he does. And yes, he seems to be the buffoon until you step back and think "Where did he come from and how did he get to be where he is?"
And right then you realize how much of this is an act and that something very sharp is being hidden behind a goofy facade. If I may drop into naval history, Trump is a Q-Ship.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 08:40 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2018 08:41 PM (vXMB2)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl at July 31, 2018 08:42 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 31, 2018 08:43 PM (9BLnV)
Q-Ship!!! Excellent metaphor. "Drop the gun screens. Open Fire! Shot Out. On the Way. A Hit!"
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 08:43 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2018 08:41 PM (vXMB2)
Only when I'm picnicking in Fort Marcy Park.
Hic!
Posted by: Hillary! at July 31, 2018 08:43 PM (44PTs)
And my husband and I rolled our eyes and mocked him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
This is what scares the libs the most - the non-tide eating GenZ & millennials - love Trump. They are sick to death of the trophy for all culture and are going to change it, starting with the honey-badger Trump
Posted by: batterup at July 31, 2018 08:44 PM (U2JQS)
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Breaking Report: Mueller Just Referred Tony Podesta And Former Obama WH Counsel To NY Fed Prosecutors | Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 08:45 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Anchovy at July 31, 2018 08:46 PM (Onwfi)
Posted by: Yahump at July 31, 2018 08:46 PM (UVJQE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:38 PM (ptqGC)
"Horrible, slimy things!"
Bonus points for identifying the movie quote.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2018 08:46 PM (mTmCF)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 31, 2018 08:46 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 08:32 PM (8O3HH)
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George Will is Ted Baxter
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2018 08:46 PM (MNz3M)
That's the thing: he is showing what supercilious bureaucrats they are. They act as if they are so special, so very important (think:McCain, Schumer) because unlike the rest of us, they know how things get done in DC. Except...they intentionally do things all wrong because they care more about the process, and who gets ego-stroked and paid off during the process. Gotta make all those Assistant Deputy Undersecretaries of Whatnot feel important and fill out all the proper paperwork; all those Senators/Congressmen got to dine out with their donors on it, raft fundraising letters about it, and horse-traded for something they really want, etc.
Meanwhile, Trump asks for the person who can get it done to stop by and tells him: get it done, so he gets it done.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 08:47 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 08:45 PM (y3aQB)
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Doesn't mean indictments but it's a start, perhaps?
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 08:48 PM (2sCft)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/042909.php
Don't comment on old posts or you get autobanned!
Posted by: ArthurK at July 31, 2018 08:15 PM (r36Sg)
Thank you, ArthurK!
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 08:48 PM (3zt5o)
I've seen much worse.
Posted by: Jim Acosta's ficus
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Acosta is a hack.
Posted by: Brian Williams at July 31, 2018 08:48 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 08:45 PM (y3aQB)
WTF? That's not in the script!
Posted by: The Director at July 31, 2018 08:49 PM (QxnVk)
Posted by: Yahump at July 31, 2018 08:46 PM
Unpossible. You just can't kill the beast.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2018 08:49 PM (mTmCF)
Posted by: JAS at July 31, 2018 08:49 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Lovin' Spoonful at July 31, 2018 08:49 PM (vXMB2)
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Just like I have said about Horowitz, they don't refer people just for shits & Giggles
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 08:49 PM (y3aQB)
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Breaking Report: Mueller Just Referred Tony Podesta And Former Obama WH Counsel To NY Fed Prosecutors | Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 08:45 PM (y3aQB)
Oh boy. Just in time on the last day of July.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 08:49 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 08:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 08:50 PM (ty7RM)
According to both CNN and NBC the referrals were actually made months ago, it's just being reported now.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 08:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 08:51 PM (ty7RM)
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Yeah How funny is that happened
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 08:52 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 08:21 PM (3zt5o)
Nah ... its a good point.
Roberts, especially in Mid-South, pushed the "anti-hero" thing as far as any at the time. Flair was a pure heel. Roberts was more complicated.
Mantel did the same thing at CWA to a good run.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 31, 2018 08:52 PM (Dd0xD)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 31, 2018 08:53 PM (SEoQ9)
Posted by: mb at July 31, 2018 08:53 PM (/lb39)
It's boob bait for bubahs.
I'll believe Podesta, et al are in jeopardy when I see them being perp walked.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2018 08:54 PM (FquqN)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 08:49 PM (3zt5o)
______________________________________
Right before the MLB no-waiver trading deadline
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 31, 2018 08:54 PM (SEoQ9)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 31, 2018 08:53 PM (SEoQ9)
What's their success rate? 90%? 95%?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 08:55 PM (3zt5o)
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HMMMMMMM wonder why on last day of July?
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 08:55 PM (y3aQB)
If it's SDNY (?) the office Sneiderman used to lead, will it be more about the whitewashing?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 08:55 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: IC at July 31, 2018 08:55 PM (S6dPn)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 08:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 08:57 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 08:57 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2018 08:58 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: BuckIV at July 31, 2018 08:58 PM (PZ2ib)
It's boob bait for bubahs.
I'll believe Podesta, et al are in jeopardy when I see them being perp walked.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2018 08:54 PM (FquqN)
You do understand that the success rate for federal prosectors is just as high as dictators running relection campaigns. They only go after people if they know they will win or get a deal struck where the target does major time and pays a large fine.
I dint see any deals for the Podestas in the future. That's a big fucking fish.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 08:58 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 08:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 08:59 PM (89T5c)
Greg Craig is potentially bigger. He was an Obama White House counsel.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 08:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 08:59 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 09:00 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 08:57 PM (ty7RM)
I don't care what anyone says. Where there's smoke, there's fire. That is some seriously evil fucked up shit.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
(I'm not positive if it's John, Tony or both who own this deviant shit)
is enough to get them an extra warm place in hell. And if you're
thinking about searching for images, seriously. Do. NOT.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 08:57 PM (ty7RM)
I haven't heard about this. Is it pervy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:01 PM (ptqGC)
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Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 08:45 PM (y3aQB)
I hereby grant them immunity from prosecution.
Posted by: Judge Humuhumunukunukuapua'a at July 31, 2018 09:02 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 09:02 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 09:03 PM (UdKB7)
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Terrifying images of crying children being carried off by evil, devil like characters. And, pervy kid stuff too.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 09:03 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 09:03 PM (y3aQB)
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HMMMMMMM wonder why on last day of July?
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 08:55 PM (y3aQB)
Didn't somebody/some group predict that by the end of July much will be known?.The same group/person that predicted the regimen change in Saudi Arabia days before it happened? The same person/group that predicted the Pope would change the Lord's Prayer 25 days before the Pope did it? I could go on, but It's more fun and educational when people do the research and read for themselves.
It's part of the winning not stressing strategy.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 09:04 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 09:04 PM (fA1SL)
I haven't heard about this. Is it pervy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:01 PM (ptqGC)
It's been discussed here before. I think you probably have seen it. I don't have any links handy, though.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 31, 2018 09:04 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 08:57 PM (ty7RM)
I could never bring myself to look at them.
Like Gosnell, I couldn't read the indictment.
That shit stays with me forever.
Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2018 09:04 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
I get the distinct impression ... if the whole truth ever gets out ... a shit-pot of police will work aroind the clock trying to protect the Elites from the rest of us.
And it won't be enough.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 31, 2018 09:05 PM (Dd0xD)
I recall reading a fairly recent article about the end of the Podesta Group and it quoted an employee (maybe even his assistant) that in the end Tony was completely preoccupied with protecting his art collection - he was spending company money on it while other expenses were shirked, he was traveling to acquire new work while the co. was imploding.
What it sounded like is: his art collection is his PASSION, that is his first and maybe only priority.
Sick.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 09:05 PM (W+vEI)
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Progressive liberal values: Tony Podesta's creepy taste in art, the creepy people he hangs out with, and Pizzagate -- Puppet Masters -- Sott.net
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 09:05 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Millenial SJW at July 31, 2018 09:06 PM (CDGwz)
https://youtu.be/Xfi4s8cjLFI
I give him a perfect score on Rate My Professor
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2018 09:06 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 31, 2018 09:06 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 09:06 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 09:03 PM (ty7RM)
Good grief. I guess I've been living in a cave or something.
Justice may not come to them in this life, but it will in the next.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at July 31, 2018 09:07 PM (ihzOe)
(I'm not positive if it's John, Tony or both who own this deviant shit)
is enough to get them an extra warm place in hell. And if you're
thinking about searching for images, seriously. Do. NOT.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 08:57 PM (ty7RM)
I haven't heard about this. Is it pervy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:01 PM (ptqGC)
Wat?.It's been around since October 2016. Spirit Cooking. Kids. Pedo art on the walls. Kids in BDSM ok the walls. Cannibalism art. A statue of one of Jeffery Dahmer's victims contorted poses hanging from the ceiling.
These fucks are into some evil sick shit. They are going down. All of them.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 09:07 PM (3zt5o)
Veshtitsa is supposed to be 70, yet looks and acts 40, if that. SMR genes do not to explain her.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 09:09 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 09:11 PM (McBST)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:08 PM (ptqGC)
Better that Jane ... that to be one of these fucks denying that the shit goes and - and demanding we go along with their delusional purposeful ignorance.
That group encompasses a shit-pot of people.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 31, 2018 09:11 PM (Dd0xD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr Podesta at July 31, 2018 09:12 PM (QxnVk)
And it won't be enough.
Posted by: ScoggDog "
Damn right !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 31, 2018 09:12 PM (yN/cP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 09:12 PM (fA1SL)
Well that would eat up the entire show and then some. =)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl at July 31, 2018 09:12 PM (Gim9y)
I recall reading a fairly recent article about the end of the Podesta Group and it quoted an employee (maybe even his assistant) that in the end Tony was completely preoccupied with protecting his art collection - he was spending company money on it while other expenses were shirked, he was traveling to acquire new work while the co. was imploding.
What it sounded like is: his art collection is his PASSION, that is his first and maybe only priority.
Sick.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 09:05 PM (W+vEI)
The red shoes/slippera club rumored to be made out of human skin for leather is a disturbing picture to see.
Maybe it's time I link the 22k new Q Mega Memes that have just dropped. It's safe and secure
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 09:12 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 08:57 PM (ty7RM)
The painting you're talking about belongs to Tony Podesta's collection. He has several like it.
We all buy (& in some cases make) art that makes us feel a certain way. When I'm in the home of someone I've just met, I read the titles of the books on their shelves--if they have books. I look at the pictures & paintings they hang on the wall. I use these details to form a general idea of the person. If I was in someone's home who had art that looked like something from Tony Podesta's collection on their wall, I would get the flying fuck out of there.
Posted by: troyriser at July 31, 2018 09:12 PM (Um8ak)
Kind of says it all about Dinosaur media.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 09:13 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2018 09:13 PM (NAs56)
denying that the shit goes and - and demanding we go along with their
delusional purposeful ignorance.
That group encompasses a shit-pot of people.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 31, 2018 09:11 PM (Dd0xD)
So, how many NeverTrumpers are among the deniers? Good Lord, it makes me so sick and angry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 31, 2018 09:14 PM (jd2qz)
Yes, very much so.
There was a WashPost story about his collection a few years ago - so you could easily find it online.
One example: house has an open, winding (?) staircase and hanging down through the center of it is a gold statue of a lifesized headless body contorted into a position that Jaffrey Dahmer put his victims' bodies in.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 09:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2018 09:14 PM (97I0d)
The Thunder Bucket awaits......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 31, 2018 09:15 PM (EoRCO)
I understand a great many things.
One of the things I understand is this is anonymously sourced so it's worth less than whale shit or one Ryan unit.
The gold standard is indictments and prosecutions and not fucking referals.
You know who else has allegedly been referred for several months now?
Andrew McCabe.
Has he been indicted?
No.
No he has not.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2018 09:15 PM (FquqN)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 09:14 PM (W+vEI)
Never have I been more happy that my kinks run to busty redheads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:15 PM (w1RR+)
...
Whatever your worst nightmare might be, these people are worse than that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 09:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: troyriser at July 31, 2018 09:12 PM (Um8ak)
You're Grand Admiral Thrawn.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 31, 2018 09:17 PM (Dd0xD)
Ugh. I'm going to have helluva trouble sleeping tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 09:17 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 09:18 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)
That's why I don't look at or read about that shit.
Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2018 09:18 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Downcast at July 31, 2018 09:18 PM (VWE5i)
When approximately 0.00001% of the population had even heard of it.
Methinks they doth protesteth too much.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:18 PM (sdi6R)
Tony and his (then) wife giggled about how they like to invite people over and watch them react to the art.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 09:19 PM (W+vEI)
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Oh, yeah. I was in the fine art biz for several years. All the really out there, and downright sick shit always came with the disclaimer: "If you're offended by this, that just means you're not sophisticated enough to understand it."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 09:20 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 09:21 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:18 PM
~~~~~
And remember Weiner's laptop which, in addition to Cankles' emails, supposedly had tons of horrific stuff on it too. It's all connected. They're all connected. And they're all evil.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2018 09:22 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 08:47 PM (W+vEI)
Back thirty yeas ago I graduated from Michigan State. The "diploma" you get is just a ribbon-tied paper, the real thing is mailed to you. After a few weeks I called asking where my diploma was."You didn't graduate."The. Hell. I had the papers, I checked off the courses, I did everything I had to do according to the school. I ranted. I raved. I drove to East Lansing.
That Friday I went through the bureaucracy and got sent to many buildings and many departments. That weekend I spent at a friend's and had a whale of a good time! Wooo-Hoooo! Beer! MSU and beer! WOOO-HOOO!
The next Monday I continued my quest and finally came across this old man, sort of a wizard. He had been working in the university bureaucracy since the late 1940's, he knew everything, he knew every person who was actually important (clerks and secretaries) and he heard my tale, saw my paperwork and said (paraphrased) "This is bullshit, you did what they said; all they want is some more money out of you for a class you took at community college and they credited you with when you transferred."
And then he drew his magic pen and with the authority of knowing - I guess* - who had a young boy or a dead girl in his or her background, he made me a graduate.
All of the proper diploma and stuff came along in the normal course of stuff.
*There is nothing more amazing than encountering someone who knows the bureaucratic system, may be even helped created it, and then find that person's own contempt and subversive works against that system.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:22 PM (0QYMt)
They bring you the dude face down in a shallow gravy. It is to die for!
Posted by: Peter Johnson O'Toole at July 31, 2018 09:22 PM (G8mJE)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2018 09:23 PM (vXMB2)
Posted by: Italican at July 31, 2018 09:25 PM (QxnVk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)
Better pack a lunch. You're going to be there for a while.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:25 PM (sdi6R)
(seen on sean davis twitter)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 31, 2018 09:25 PM (Hp0xH)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2018 09:26 PM (I9EDo)
more good: DOJ announces that mexico has extradited to the US, suspect
charged with the 2010 murder of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry.
He should share a cell with Barry and Holder. Those two shit weasels as good as pulled the trigger.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:27 PM (ptqGC)
And remember Weiner's laptop which, in addition to Cankles' emails, supposedly had tons of horrific stuff on it too. It's all connected. They're all connected. And they're all evil.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2018 09:22 PM (Ri0Ku)
I distinctly remember a NYPD detective saying there was "truly disgusting" material on Weiner's computer.
Sure sounds like more than dick pics to me.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:28 PM (sdi6R)
more good: DOJ announces that mexico has extradited to the US, suspect
charged with the 2010 murder of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry.
(seen on sean davis twitter)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 31, 2018 09:25 PM (Hp0xH)
One of the Border Patrol boats moored at Elizabeth Park Marina, Trenton, Michigan, is named the "Brian A. Terry."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:28 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2018 09:28 PM (97I0d)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 09:19 PM (W+vEI)
I believe that is called an evil asshole. What you choose to have in your house says something about you. It is the stuff you like to look about because it reminds you of something happy, or a personal memory.
That one asshole with all of the Soviet art is one example.
This guy is a whole nother jag-off weight class.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:28 PM (w1RR+)
https://8ch.net/qresearch/res/2163922.html
https://mega.nz/#F!XtNhURSb!1Mdrvt-Y_onBw5VlFDRdCQ
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 09:28 PM (3zt5o)
Sure sounds like more than dick pics to me.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:28 PM (sdi6R)
Doesn't take a genius to figure out there was kiddie porn on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 09:29 PM (xSo9G)
Better pack a lunch. You're going to be there for a while.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:25 PM (sdi6R)
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No, thank you. I'll take your word for it, as I would like to sleep tonight.
Watching what they are trying to do to age of consent laws is rage inducing enough for me.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 09:29 PM (I16G8)
MAGA/KAGA
Posted by: concrete girl at July 31, 2018 09:30 PM (Hp0xH)
553. PizzaGate is real. Teh Podestas wouldn't mention dropping tens of
k's for 'pizza' and 'hot dogs' except in the context of what we are
sure doesn't exist.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)
I was just thinking regular money laundering, like having the charity and then having family, friends, assassins, fixers, and the like on salary as marketers, greeters, janitors, dry cleaners, etc.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:30 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:18 PM
~~~~~
And remember Weiner's laptop which, in addition to Cankles' emails, supposedly had tons of horrific stuff on it too. It's all connected. They're all connected. And they're all evil.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2018 09:22 PM (Ri0Ku)
The searched and seized Laptop is officially Exhibit A as evidence from an unsealed federal indictment of the United States of America vs. Anthony Weiner in the Southern or Eastern District of New York. They are fucked.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (3zt5o)
=================================
So is Pedophile Island/Lolita Express.Epstein had a temple of Baal set up there prior to the earthquake and fire. Supposedly that temple was built over a large grotto of some kind.
*Shudders*
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (ty7RM)
There was a horrible video of a child being abused and the perp's voice matched John Pedosta's sound profile.
Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2018 09:28 PM (97I0d)
We often toss around the words, "a special place in hell," but I truly believe in the case of evil beasts like that, there IS a Special Place in Hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (ptqGC)
553. PizzaGate is real. Teh Podestas wouldn't mention dropping tens of
k's for 'pizza' and 'hot dogs' except in the context of what we are
sure doesn't exist.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)
I was just thinking regular money laundering, like having the charity and then having family, friends, assassins, fixers, and the like on salary as marketers, greeters, janitors, dry cleaners, etc.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:30 PM (0QYMt)
Pedo ring or not, they're both sick fucks.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 09:32 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 09:32 PM (PUmDY)
That one asshole with all of the Soviet art is one example.
Jay Carney?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (xSo9G)
That's the one, could not remember his name. I think my subconscious has been actively trying to forget that span of eight years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (w1RR+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 31, 2018 09:32 PM (fA1SL)
If that's legit, it's scary as hell.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2018 09:34 PM (97I0d)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2018 09:34 PM (/30QB)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:34 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2018 09:36 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (dPd5y)
Nope seized and searched on 10/26/16 and now exhibit A in a federal case of The United States of America vs. Anthony Weiner in the Southern or Eastern District of New York.
Pro Tip. Sony trust the MSM of paycheck conservatives of Conservative Inc.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (3zt5o)
I mean look how they even talk of the little boy barron.
anyway yeah. crazy asses
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (NV/E7)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (oyZg5)
So is Pedophile Island/Lolita Express.Epstein had a temple of Baal set up there prior to the earthquake and fire. Supposedly that temple was built over a large grotto of some kind.
*Shudders*
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (ty7RM)
Funny how that place just burned down all of a sudden.
That didn't get reported in the media, did it?
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:38 PM (sdi6R)
Pray HARD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (ptqGC)
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Yep. This I do, every day.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 09:38 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2018 09:38 PM (97I0d)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 31, 2018 09:40 PM (Hp0xH)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:40 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2018 09:40 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:41 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:42 PM (dPd5y)
the books on their shelves--if they have books. I look at the pictures
paintings they hang on the wall. I use these details to form a
general idea of the person.
Posted by: troyriser at July 31, 2018 09:12 PM (Um8ak)
You're Grand Admiral Thrawn.ScoggDog at July 31, 2018 09:17 PM (Dd0xD)
===========================
There's a lot to be said for the books/art that a person collects over a lifetime. You can definitely get a "sense" of a person's identity and psychological makeup from observing their aesthetic sensibilities.
I once had a boss that had ZERO personal artifacts in his office. It was as sterile and devoid of personality as an operating room. He was a complete sociopath who got his jollies making everyone who worked for him as miserable as possible.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 31, 2018 09:42 PM (wUBlq)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2018 09:42 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (bUjCl)
I believe it's KAG = Keep America Great.
(IF that's what you're referring to)
Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2018 09:42 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: willow
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The chair is not calm.
The chair is not calm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 09:43 PM (CDGwz)
That didn't get reported in the media, did it?
==============================
yeah, in a MASSIVE fire. I saw pictures of the temple; I'm not an expert on the imagry, nor do I want to be, but there was a gold leafed figure of a great horned owl perched on top of the building. Apparently that is associated w/Baal/Satan or whatever. Hillary probably referred to that as the playroom.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 09:43 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Born Free at July 31, 2018 09:43 PM (K7laf)
oh. wan't thinking there. of course ! KAG. which is also problematic.
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:45 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow
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*tactfully slips out the back door*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 09:46 PM (CDGwz)
==================================
I used to check out their medicine cabinets. Good times.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 09:47 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:47 PM (dPd5y)
That didn't get reported in the media, did it?
==============================
yeah, in a MASSIVE fire. I saw pictures of the temple; I'm not an expert on the imagry, nor do I want to be, but there was a gold leafed figure of a great horned owl perched on top of the building. Apparently that is associated w/Baal/Satan or whatever. Hillary probably referred to that as the playroom.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 09:43 PM (ty7RM)
From the Q mega meme drop I linked, you will find text messages of an insider on the island cleaning up the cellar room who says he is too afraid to send the pictures out but has them. Also updated drone pictures of Peso Island.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 09:47 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (dPd5y)
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I think this is exactly right. I want PDT on the MAGA platform and agenda right through the end of term #2.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 09:47 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:47 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 31, 2018 09:47 PM (Hp0xH)
Yep. Big fan of the early Dead. Hated the post 1980 shit with a passion, though.
And there were a lot of good TLEOs...but most were ruined by Donna. That girl could destroy the most lovely of tunes.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2018 09:47 PM (/30QB)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:48 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:48 PM (w1RR+)
yeah, in a MASSIVE fire.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 09:43 PM (ty7RM)
Destroying evidence? Nah, that's crazy talk.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
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Man, would ours be dull. Q-tips, eye drops, aspirin, Tylenol.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2018 09:50 PM (/30QB)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:50 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:50 PM (dPd5y)
ha, how about 10 scripts of anti psychotics.
That would teach people to look in my cabinets
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2018 09:52 PM (dPd5y)
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2O4Y_sQ98
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Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)