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Judge Orders Fusion GPS to Answer Questions About Its Dossier Work in Defamation Lawsuit Against Buzzfeed

Sweeeet.

What I want to know is: What reporters are on Fusion GPS' payroll?

A Russian accused in Fusion GPS' "dossier" of being a RUSSIAN SPY is suing Buzzfeed for defamation, as they published the unvetted piece of shit.

He's served Fusion GPS with interrogatories about how they "crafted" this piece of shit.

The judge has ordered: Yes, you must answer these questions.

Ungaro [the judge in the case] ruled that attorneys for the executive, Aleksej Gubarev, can ask Fusion GPS representatives in a deposition about the firm’s dossier clients, its efforts to verify the dossier, its decision to hire dossier author Christopher Steele and its interactions with government officials and media outlets, including BuzzFeed.

...

Ungaro largely rejected Fusion's First Amendment objection, saying the firm's business relationships with its clients "are not protected from disclosure by the First Amendment even though the opposition research it conducts on behalf of clients may be political in nature."

"This ruling gave us everything that we had hoped for," Evan Fray-Witzer, a lawyer for Gubarev, told The Daily Caller News Foundation.

"After a year of trying everything they could think of to avoid being deposed, Fusion is finally going to have to sit down and answer our questions," he added.

I'll be right back, when I finish masturbating, which will be never.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:39 PM




Comments

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1 Good news... I hope

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2018 06:38 PM (O2RFr)

2
The judge is in white, Fusion is in black.
https://tinyurl.com/yahuly7t

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2018 06:40 PM (r+sAi)

3 Testing ... is the ScoggPC still banned ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2018 06:41 PM (fiGNd)

4 Hmmm ... survey says no - Scogg has indeed been freed.

Freedom !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2018 06:41 PM (fiGNd)

5 So Ace will be back sometime tomorrow afternoon?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 26, 2018 06:42 PM (nBr1j)

6 Have fun Ace! But let's be safe, okay??

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 06:42 PM (2sCft)

7 Skull worthy? Perhaps, we will see.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 26, 2018 06:42 PM (14qvS)

8 This could be...illuminating!

Let us see who comes rushing in to block, hide, or otherwise keep from making public this information.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2018 06:42 PM (0tfLf)

9 So it's pretty much over then if they comply with this Court order.

Posted by: The Girthy Trunk of Ganesha at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM (JUOKG)

10 Well ain't that a boy howdy!

Our President and Congress aren't able to get questions answered, but the alleged Russian hackers can.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM (8d9c/)

11 Release the psychedelic jumping Ewok.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM (lKs2v)

12 This is not stepping on a rake, it's stumbling over a rake and falling head first into a wood chipper.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM (qC1Sy)

13 Smash Fusion GPS. With extreme prejudice.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM (RRchO)

14 Humping. Not jumping.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM (lKs2v)

15 Should be interesting. Get those Fusion bastards to testify under oath!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM (2sCft)

16 Ace is taking some personal time?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM (WavOm)

17 Stay hydrated, Ace!

Posted by: fly gal at July 26, 2018 06:44 PM (8TdcF)

18 So is Ace headed for the shower or the bunk?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 26, 2018 06:44 PM (nBr1j)

19 When is the last time we had a flaming skull? Or a skull in a pudding cup??

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 06:44 PM (2sCft)

20
I'll be right back, when I finish masturbating, which will be never.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:39 PM

Good news... I hope
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2018 06:38 PM (O2RFr)


...awkward.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 06:44 PM (y87Qq)

21 14 Humping. Not jumping.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM (lKs2v)

We demand HumpBot!

Posted by: Jerusalem Crowd at July 26, 2018 06:44 PM (WavOm)

22 >>What I want to know is: What reporters are on Fusion GPS' payroll?



THIS


Also, what *publications* are on their payroll.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 06:44 PM (W+vEI)

23 Smash them and link it back to Hillary and the DNC. And ultimately to Obama.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2018 06:44 PM (RRchO)

24 Ha ha ha ha ha!! Maybe the swamp dwellers were too clever by half in the crafting of the Trump/Russia lies and it's come back to rip open their carotid arteries!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 26, 2018 06:44 PM (vkS2Z)

25 Wanna bet the information suddenly becomes lost or irretrievable and Mueller rushes in to grant everyone involved immunity while the FBI and DOJ start fully redacting everything else for national security and sources and methods reasons?


It could happen.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 06:44 PM (FquqN)

26 Is there an echo in here?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 06:45 PM (/tuJf)

27 Don't get your hopes up Ace.
FusionGPS will just purjer themselves 10 ways to Sunday and laugh like a maniac while the dems and media praise the as the second coming of Jesus.
And nothing will happen to them. Just like with Comey, Brennan, and Clapper.

These people are above the law.

Posted by: JC at July 26, 2018 06:45 PM (mJXUS)

28 I'll be right back, when I finish masturbating, which will be never.

Gotta be careful to not over do it.... I hear you will grow hair on your hands, and go mad

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2018 06:45 PM (O2RFr)

29 Soo...ace is drunk then. Wonder if he can find it in all that Ewok fur. Hey...if he can say that, I can say this.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 06:45 PM (ezX5B)

30 "you must answer these questions"

They'll figure out a way to stall or just outright not answer and nothing will happen as usual.

Posted by: Santa at July 26, 2018 06:45 PM (UdKB7)

31 They probably shredded everything.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2018 06:45 PM (4ErVI)

32 The libel case in the UK (very different laws) against Steele is giving up exactly what to look for from Fusion/Hillary.

Posted by: Lester at July 26, 2018 06:45 PM (LfJIn)

33
Should be interesting. Get those Fusion bastards to testify under oath!!


Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM


---

I personally don;t think that is ever gong to happen. If the Judge somehow manages to get them into Court to answer questions all Fusion will say is a bunch of "I don't recalls" and "I plead the 5th" statements.

Posted by: The Girthy Trunk of Ganesha at July 26, 2018 06:46 PM (JUOKG)

34 I wonder if Trump's secret service name is Boomerang? Everything they throw at him comes back to smack them in the face!

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 26, 2018 06:46 PM (vkS2Z)

35 "After a year of trying everything they could think of to avoid being deposed, Fusion is finally going to have to sit down and answer our questions," he added.

I see a very large settlement being offered in the near future. Very, very large.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 06:46 PM (ZVU3Y)

36 All of this makes Nixon and Watergate look like a Sunday Picnic.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2018 06:46 PM (RRchO)

37 Any chance FusionGPS just settles now rather than being deposed?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2018 06:46 PM (rnXGe)

38 Not so fast....

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 26, 2018 06:46 PM (nILVB)

39 I'll be right back, when I finish masturbating, which will be never.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:39 PM

+++
Actually, thinking about this is making me wince a bit. Be careful, ewok.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 06:46 PM (2sCft)

40 Fusion has already had to turn over much of this information to Congress who sued them for it and won. It will be difficult to shred information Congress already has.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 06:47 PM (/tuJf)

41
Fusion may decide to just settle. Don't know if the lawsuit guy can compel info if they do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2018 06:47 PM (r+sAi)

42
The sally portal is open!

Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2018 06:47 PM (K3B2k)

43 No matter how good it looks, Gubarev and Council should NOT accept any invitation to the summer picnic at Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2018 06:47 PM (0tfLf)

44 Just waiting for the string that unravels the whole operation.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2018 06:47 PM (pHfeF)

45 Any chance FusionGPS just settles now rather than being deposed?
If they have the option probably... Soros will see to that

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2018 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

46 This will be settled within the next 12 hours with the most ironclad confidentiality agreements possible.

There is no way in hell Fusion GPS is going to answer those questions.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 26, 2018 06:47 PM (dEQP3)

47 It's impossible to be optimistic about the outcome of this so I'll just default to meh.

Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2018 06:47 PM (UdKB7)

48 So Ace will be back sometime tomorrow afternoon?"

Or in the next few seconds...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 06:48 PM (6qErC)

49 Ungawa!

Posted by: Judge Ungaro at July 26, 2018 06:48 PM (/bYHr)

50 WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at July 26, 2018 06:48 PM (ctuyM)

51 Waaay back, seems like a decade - but more like a year or less - when the court ordered GPS's bank records to be released ...... wouldn't that have unveiled the info ace (and many others) seek? That is, who's on GPS' pay list?


Who got that access - HPSCI? Can't remember.


Funny - dynamite info like that simply doesn't leak ...... because the racist-authoritarians don't have it, or it would harm "their" side, and GOP types don't do that sort of leaking.


Meanwhile, the president of the f***ing United States has his first few phone conversations with world leaders leaked (and we still have no heads rolling in those cases, AFAIK).


Anyway - wouldn't the bank records have it all?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2018 06:48 PM (QDnY+)

52 dems and media praise the as the second coming of Jesus.

Well, they won't praise it as the second coming of Jesus-as many don't believe that Jesus was anything the 1st century version of an American leftist and certainly don't believe he came back (after dying) or is coming back. I don't know what their equivalent would be. A more inclusive version of Lenin coming back again?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 06:48 PM (AllCR)

53 @47

The last time I was optimistic the GOP knifed Gingrich in the back.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 06:49 PM (FquqN)

54 >>Who got that access - HPSCI? Can't remember.

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

55 now if something similar could happen to crowdsource.

as far as who contributes to fusion or gets paid to run their smear campaigns , all.of.them.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 06:50 PM (dPd5y)

56 Should be interesting. Get those Fusion bastards to testify under oath!!


Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM


---

I personally don;t think that is ever gong to happen. If the Judge somehow manages to get them into Court to answer questions all Fusion will say is a bunch of "I don't recalls" and "I plead the 5th" statements.
Posted by: The Girthy Trunk of Ganesha at July 26, 2018 06:46 PM (JUOKG)
++++
Can you plead the 5th in civil cases? I guess you can, but it won't help your case, will it? Because the standard is preponderance of evidence, not beyond reasonable doubt, is that correct? I plead to being a legal moron (with a small "m".)

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 06:50 PM (2sCft)

57
Fusion may decide to just settle. Don't know if the lawsuit guy can compel info if they do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2018 06:47 PM (r+sAi)


Fusion isn't the one being sued, Buzzfeed is.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 06:50 PM (10vO4)

58 So, will Buzzfeed collude with the Russian?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

59 Don't get your hopes up Ace.
FusionGPS will just purjer themselves 10
ways to Sunday and laugh like a maniac while the dems and media praise
the as the second coming of Jesus.
And nothing will happen to them. Just like with Comey, Brennan, and Clapper.

These people are above the law.


They're playing a dangerous game here. When enough people become convinced that there is no rule of law, or worse yet, that there are two sets of laws - one for the privileged elite ruling class and one for the rest of us smelly peasants...well then...things can get rather sporting, real fast.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2018 06:50 PM (RRchO)

60 A more inclusive version of Lenin coming back again?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 06:48 PM (AllCR)

The second coming of Che Guava? I mean, they do not know anything about the guy aside from the T-shirts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 06:51 PM (WavOm)

61 I'll be right back, when I finish masturbating, which will be never.

Posted by Ace of Spades at 06:39 PM Comments


7th Grade Sefton nods in approval from some other dimension...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 06:51 PM (G4W16)

62 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 06:48 PM (AllCR)

Fen, you seem fired up today!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 06:51 PM (8d9c/)

63
ahhh... reading for content... that speed reading class was a scam.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2018 06:51 PM (r+sAi)

64 >>Anyway - wouldn't the bank records have it all?


Yes, yes it should!
IIRC, Fusion GPS purposely does business through lawyers to help hide those associations. They may have paid Perkins-Coie who then paid journalists like David Corn, Kevin Dilinian (?), etc. to publish their stories.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 06:52 PM (W+vEI)

65 When the rats run out of coconut they eat each other.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2018 06:52 PM (nfXQq)

66 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 06:51 PM (WavOm)

I thought that was She Guevera. Only he''ss had a sex change operation and moved to NY

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 06:52 PM (AllCR)

67 Jake Tapper will be on that list.


BBL: My Schadenboner just achieved immortality, invented FTL Drive, and built an invincible space battleship equipped with a time machine, so we are done with politics for the next 27000 years (couple of hours for you guys - time travel, you see) to conquer the entire universe forever.

Oh. Also, Karen Gillen and Rebecca Ferguson are coming with me.

Ha!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2018 06:52 PM (BfOXk)

68 These people are above the law.

They're playing a dangerous game here. When enough people become convinced that there is no rule of law, or worse yet, that there are two sets of laws - one for the privileged elite ruling class and one for the rest of us smelly peasants...well then...things can get rather sporting, real fast.
Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2018 06:50 PM (RRchO)

++++
Yes, when people realize they can no longer trust the law to protect them, they will do what they have to do to protect themselves and those they love. It will get ugly.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 06:52 PM (2sCft)

69 Fen, you seem fired up today!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 06:51 PM (8d9c/)

Is that a nice way of saying I'm posting too much? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 06:53 PM (AllCR)

70 Meh. Nothing will come of it. Two systems of justice, etc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 06:53 PM (e8BgH)

71

I'll be right back, when I finish masturbating, which will be never.




You're going to go blind, you know.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

72 65 When the rats run out of coconut they eat each other.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2018 06:52 PM (nfXQq)

After they put the lime in, sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 06:53 PM (WavOm)

73 I'll be right back, when I finish masturbating, which will be never.

Posted by Ace of Spades at 06:39 PM Comments


7th Grade Sefton nods in approval from some other dimension...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 06:51 PM (G4W16)


*facepalm*

Smart military blog, they said.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 06:53 PM (ezX5B)

74 The libel case in the UK (very different laws) against Steele is giving up exactly what to look for from Fusion/Hillary.

I'm a complete hypocrite when it comes to UK's libel laws. I'm absolutely against the UK's antipathy for freedom of speech, but it's damn refreshing how they don't use the public person fig-leaf to protect all sorts of rotten crap that goes on here.

Zimmerman's lawsuit loss against NBC after they sliced and diced his 911 call to make him a racist comes to mind.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2018 06:54 PM (9qZ3S)

75 20


I'll be right back, when I finish masturbating, which will be never.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:39 PM



Good news... I hope

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2018 06:38 PM (O2RFr)



...awkward.

Ace, if you haven't finished in 4 hours, please consult a medical professional.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 26, 2018 06:54 PM (UsCnO)

76 was Perkins Coi where Ohr worked?

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 06:54 PM (dPd5y)

77 76 was Perkins Coi where Ohr worked?
Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 06:54 PM (dPd5y)


No. One of the Ohrs was FBI the other was FusionGPS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (G4W16)

78 gg, we need a ruler to thwap them with when they can't control themselves.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (dPd5y)

79 Has Sessions come out and denounced this ruling yet?

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (oiNtH)

80 Ha. I just declared you all AoSpaders to your good blog friend ibguy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (nfXQq)

81 I love the smell of depositions in the morning!

(Can these people be any more stupid?)

Posted by: PJ at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (qlTN9)

82 Is that a nice way of saying I'm posting too much? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 06:53 PM

....

Not in the least!

It's a compliment. You are more sword than shield!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (8d9c/)

83 64 >>Anyway - wouldn't the bank records have it all?

It depends on how much petty cash they keep around and how cheap those twerp "journalists" work for them. The pay is also laundered through tickets, meals and booze tabs, hotel bills probably, airline tickets, etc that Fusion could then charge off as expenses.

Posted by: Lester at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (LfJIn)

84 @76

She was working with Fusion GPS.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (FquqN)

85 One can only hope that this is the 21st Century version of Alexander Butterfield, except this time it's against the left.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (x5AV8)

86 >>was Perkins Coi where Ohr worked?

No. She worked for Fusion GPS.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (/tuJf)

87 and what "reporters" are not only taking bribes from FusionGPS, but are also CIA/DeepState operatives overthrowing our Republic for the last couple decades?
that would be good to know ... drugs/sedition are BAAAAD, says Mr. Garrison.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (bT8Z4)

88 J.J, thank you! so many traitors, so little brain to keep them in order (mine)

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (dPd5y)

89 I bet rosenbite, sessummmmssssszz, all dems, and most repubs will block this one. Oh yeah they will.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2018 06:56 PM (zLDYs)

90 Fusion has already had to turn over much of this information to Congress who sued them for it and won. It will be difficult to shred information Congress already has.

Ok, but how does this work? Those documents aren't in the public record. If Fusion lies to the court, who's going to go to Congress to cross check the documents?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2018 06:56 PM (9qZ3S)

91 Interesting factoid: Rosie's impeachment resolution includes statement that DOJ "whistleblowers" provided documents to Congress showing DOJ/FBI knowingly withheld info from Congress that fell under the oversight function.


Which probably means the Hill has a menu of stuff that exists, and is relevant, and is being hidden.


When and if this house of cards finally detonates (right, houses of cards generally collapse, but I think this one would explode), it's gonna be a helluva show.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2018 06:56 PM (QDnY+)

92 Go long on black marking pens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

93
...awkward.

Ace, if you haven't finished in 4 hours, please consult a medical professional.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 26, 2018 06:54 PM (UsCnO)


Maybe this is the cause of his insomnia. Too much viagra and the M word. No, I'm not gonna write it. I still have some standards.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 06:57 PM (ezX5B)

94 No. One of the Ohrs was FBI the other was FusionGPS.

And I believe the Fusion GPS Ohr was the one who developed a sudden fondness for becoming a ham radio operator.

We truly have been invaded by an enemy force.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2018 06:57 PM (RRchO)

95 Zimmerman's lawsuit loss against NBC after they sliced and diced his 911 call to make him a racist comes to mind.
Posted by: bonhomme

With perfect 20-20 hindsight, he should have "shopped" for a better judge. That was a shitty decision to nullify his libel suit. I think he had a pretty strong case.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 26, 2018 06:57 PM (S6Pax)

96 ok so fussion Ohr> wallstreet journal > married to govt officials some in intelligence?

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 06:57 PM (dPd5y)

97 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (8d9c/)

Thanks; Heard anymore about your friend your retired pastor.? Is he in the hospital or home, do you know?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 06:57 PM (AllCR)

98 Stay hydrated, Ace. Don't wanna end up like Pierce Hawthorne.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 26, 2018 06:57 PM (8WxOQ)

99 has Mr Ohr lost his position? or is he hanging out collcting more data and everyone?

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 06:58 PM (dPd5y)

100 The rule of law is dead. It's only made up and applied to certain people according to polical beliefs and white Christian men.

Actually had a ruling that just made up a law and rule citing no law or case law. Just made it up. I asked my lawyer to point to.the law and case law and he couldn't. He was pissed that I dare hold the other party to the actual laws, caeelaws, and rules of the court as in held to them.

Yep, local courts just make shit up if you beat the system, just as I and my team did. So they just made shit up.

Civility and our legal system is dead. Those who advocate that it is not broken are lying to you and only seek to profit from contracts when contracts are no longer valid.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 26, 2018 06:58 PM (N9BA5)

101
Washington DC is more inbred than the friggin Romanovs. Romanov. Russian. RUSSIAN!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 06:58 PM (G4W16)

102 This will be settled within the next 12 hours with the most ironclad confidentiality agreements possible.

There is no way in hell Fusion GPS is going to answer those questions.
Posted by: alexthechick

What can Fusion offer a Russian oligarch?

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2018 06:58 PM (LnUJw)

103 Fusion may decide to just settle. Don't know if the lawsuit guy can compel info if they do.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2018 06:47 PM (r+sAi)

I think that is a two way street.

Posted by: golfman at July 26, 2018 06:58 PM (If3tB)

104 i think i only remembered Ohr at all because of Ham cht this morning.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 06:58 PM (dPd5y)

105 gg, we need a ruler to thwap them with when they can't control themselves.
Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 06:55 PM (dPd5y)

Knowing them, they'd probably like it. Maybe we put pics of HRC Pansuit and Nancy Pelosi in front of them.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 06:59 PM (ezX5B)

106 @94
Yes, her ham call sign was CUNT

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 06:59 PM (FquqN)

107 I think he had a pretty strong case.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 26, 2018 06:57 PM (S6Pax)

-++--

Zimmerman went against Leftists. There's no case strong enough to win in Court against members of the Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 06:59 PM (e8BgH)

108 Sweep the leg.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 26, 2018 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

109 If the case that Fusion is being questioned about isn't against Fusion itself, how can Fusion "settle"? How do they refuse to answer questions if they aren't the ones with pending litigation against them in this particular case?

I don't know how any of this works

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 06:59 PM (y87Qq)

110 J.J besides the russian collusion They are involved with until . well might still be.

so i won't trust anything until i see it all come out.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 06:59 PM (dPd5y)

111 Buzzfeed is like the 7th grade but less educated and more drugged.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (JFO2v)

112 Thanks; Heard anymore about your friend your retired pastor.? Is he in the hospital or home, do you know?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 06:57 PM (AllCR

....

Still in ICU. They are worried about the fractured ribs and the possibility of a lungue puncture for the time being.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (8d9c/)

113 >>Ok, but how does this work? Those documents aren't in the public record. If Fusion lies to the court, who's going to go to Congress to cross check the documents?

I would the plaintiffs lawyers would point out to the judge that Fusion's bank, TD North, has already turned over these records to Congress. I'd get them from the same place.

No way in hell is a bank going to shred financial records.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (/tuJf)

114 98 Stay hydrated, Ace. Don't wanna end up like Pierce Hawthorne.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 26, 2018 06:57 PM (8WxOQ)

And NO RED SCARVES OR DOORKNOBS.

Really.

And if you get a blister, that's probably a good place to stop.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (7UW64)

115
I don't know Rhom, the deep state is doing a damn fine job of stringing this out, I think the trickle trickle is just so it will never become a thing and it will eventually just fade away. Both sides just want the issue, but not the arrests.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (r+sAi)

116 Can you plead the 5th in civil cases? I guess you
can, but it won't help your case, will it? Because the standard is
preponderance of evidence, not beyond reasonable doubt, is that correct?
I plead to being a legal moron (with a small "m".)

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 06:50 PM (2sCft)

I am not a lawyer so those of you who are pipe up, but I am pretty sure you are not allowed to plead the 5th in a civil suit.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (imSgd)

117
These people are above the law.


Posted by: JC at July 26, 2018 06:45 PM (mJXUS)


THIS is the actual answer to pretty much any action against Mueller/Rosen/Strozk/ AND JEFF SESSIONS!!!!!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (UsCnO)

118 Speaking of masturbating thanks for the tip on Ben Shapiro sister. If that is really her in that celebrity leaks thing, I'm a fan. What a smokin' little bod and rack. I could only learn that Ben Shapiro has a sister with nice boobs here at AoS. Thanks guys!

Posted by: JROD at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (6oDGm)

119

What can Fusion offer a Russian oligarch?


Miniature Russian horses? They already have the little giraffes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (HaL55)

120 I blame Pete.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2018 07:01 PM (HgMAr)

121 gg my favorite picture to shut em down was helen thomas

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 07:01 PM (dPd5y)

122 65 When the rats run out of coconut they eat each other.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2018 06:52 PM (nfXQq)

Said Badist Bond villain eva

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 07:01 PM (JFO2v)

123 Bruce Ohr was high up at DoJ.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 07:01 PM (W+vEI)

124 I come back from dinner to this?????

It's like a Death by Chocolate Dessert!

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 07:01 PM (8kkL4)

125 Maybe this is the cause of his insomnia. Too much viagra and the M word. No, I'm not gonna write it. I still have some standards.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 06:57 PM (ezX5B)

'The Sin of Onan?' On the other hand, we do not know that Ace is sleeping with his dead brother's widow and is just trying to avoid getting her pregnant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 07:02 PM (WavOm)

126

And if you get a blister, that's probably a good place to stop.


Where?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 26, 2018 07:02 PM (HaL55)

127 I hope Ace can clean all that genetic material out of his fur afterward.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 26, 2018 07:02 PM (nBr1j)

128 what about the wives of people like Paul Ryan ... so many conflicted others?

They attack Melania and Baron ... what about the other inbred familial interlopers? hmmmmm? MSM married to DNC, all having orgies with FBI and NYTimes reporters ...

One Big Wesson party ... of commie traitors on the take ... oh what fun, it is to ride, in a one (commie) horse open (border, "free" trade) sleigh (of globalist traitors)
Hang Em High ... pay per view to pay off the debt they rang up ... oh, but also confiscate their ill-gotten assets.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2018 07:02 PM (bT8Z4)

129 90 Fusion has already had to turn over much of this information

Actually their bank handed it over before Fusion could get the appeal filed. The bank was not looking to get crossways with the Congress nor huge legal bills. They slipped it to the committee and made the legal fight moot.

Posted by: Lester at July 26, 2018 07:02 PM (LfJIn)

130 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (8d9c/)

Poor dear brother in Christ! FenSpouse and I are praying and I'm sure other praying "Morons" are too. if you recall send me an update if anything changes. Otherwise I don't know. thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 07:02 PM (AllCR)

131
Ok, but how does this work? Those documents aren't in the public record. If Fusion lies to the court, who's going to go to Congress to cross check the documents?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2018 06:56 PM (9qZ3S)


If Gubarev sends copies of the deposition to congress they can call Fusion back in to answer questions about discrepancies

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 07:02 PM (10vO4)

132 "And if you get a blister, that's probably a good place to stop. "

Nah...just work around the blister.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 07:02 PM (wldC6)

133 Eh, after a year of accounting I bet you I could ferret out any attempts at laundering if I saw their actual Balance Sheet. It's a lot harder to really hide stuff than you'd think - plus, these people have been proven to be pretty dumb.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 26, 2018 07:02 PM (8WxOQ)

134

Today's Oldie But Goodie song is: Sparrow In The Treetop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqSGDij9hJU

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:03 PM (gBNi+)

135 If/when this blows wide open, PDT's tweets will be LIT.

Posted by: Jmel at July 26, 2018 07:03 PM (UjScL)

136 And if you get a blister, that's probably a good place to stop.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (7UW64)


This is terrible advice, ace.

Beat it like it owes you money.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:03 PM (y87Qq)

137 This will be settled within the next 12 hours with the most ironclad confidentiality agreements possible.

There is no way in hell Fusion GPS is going to answer those questions.
Posted by: alexthechick



Here; Serve my green pea soup. It settle all problem.

Posted by: Vlad at July 26, 2018 07:03 PM (auUHv)

138 >>>>What I want to know is: What reporters are on Fusion GPS' payroll?







THIS





Also, what *publications* are on their payroll.

Posted by: Lizzy

Also, what politicians are on their payroll. Right McCain?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 07:03 PM (r9UYA)

139 Sweeet indeed. It'll make interesting reading.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 26, 2018 07:03 PM (yN/cP)

140 I thought the Mueller investigation had already made it clear that lawyer/client confidentiality no longer matters.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 26, 2018 07:03 PM (nBr1j)

141 rhennigantx. we are in agreement. While your here, will you be joining us in Oct?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2018 07:04 PM (nfXQq)

142 100
The rule of law is dead. It's only made up and applied to certain people according to polical beliefs and white Christian men.



Actually had a ruling that just made up a law and rule citing no law
or case law. Just made it up. I asked my lawyer to point to.the law and
case law and he couldn't. He was pissed that I dare hold the other
party to the actual laws, caeelaws, and rules of the court as in held to
them.



Yep, local courts just make shit up if you beat the system, just as I and my team did. So they just made shit up.



Civility and our legal system is dead. Those who advocate that it is
not broken are lying to you and only seek to profit from contracts when
contracts are no longer valid.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 26, 2018 06:58 PM (N9BA5)
Someone as cynical as me about our legal system. *fistbump*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 26, 2018 07:04 PM (UsCnO)

143 >>No way in hell is a bank going to shred financial records.
Posted by: JackStraw



Didn't it come out that Fusion GPS was not only paying reporters, but publications/news organizations?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 07:04 PM (W+vEI)

144 Fusion GPS is not lawyers, and not the press.

So no protection for you bozos.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 26, 2018 07:04 PM (ABH6n)

145 Speaking of masturbating thanks for the tip on Ben Shapiro sister.

JROD

Somehow I think most of the morons here don't need any tips. They could probably do this while watching paint dry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 07:05 PM (AllCR)

146 Ungawa!

Posted by: Judge Ungaro at July 26, 2018 06:48 PM (/bYHr)


Ooga booga!

Posted by: pygmy cannibals at July 26, 2018 07:05 PM (HgMAr)

147 Ace, did you ask the judge what he's wearing?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 26, 2018 07:05 PM (2NqXo)

148 Buzzfeed is like the 7th grade but less educated and more drugged.

At my wife's school, kids have zero difficulty obtaining drugs. Every seventh kid is in a gang.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2018 07:05 PM (9qZ3S)

149 Stop everything you're doing and listen to this Ned Flanders metal group called Okilly Dokilly

https://youtu.be/r1-_M1_BZc4

Its not my preferred vocal style (cookie monster growling) but the songs are all about Ned and sayings he has.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 07:05 PM (39g3+)

150 plus, these people have been proven to be pretty dumb.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 26, 2018 07:02 PM (8WxOQ)

Dumb or arrogant?

Posted by: golfman at July 26, 2018 07:05 PM (If3tB)

151 Guy, I think I said "if" (I always try to).


But I don't think all or most of this does "go away".


And if it does, as I've said before, we really *are* in dangerous uncharted territory, because so much of the foundation of the country will have just dissolved (and quickly, very quickly).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2018 07:05 PM (QDnY+)

152 Pleading the 5th never works on TV, so as a pre-engineer, I say give it hell.

Posted by: ro-man at July 26, 2018 07:06 PM (RuIsu)

153 What's this about Shapiro's sis having a nice rack? Is it Kat Dennings level of Jewish loveliness?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 26, 2018 07:06 PM (8WxOQ)

154

If/when this blows wide open, PDT's tweets will be LIT.


He can declassify any or all of this any time he wants. I think Mueller and the rest of the Swamp Things/Progs are just now starting to figure this out, bless their little pointed heads.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 26, 2018 07:06 PM (HaL55)

155 Golfman - Healing power of "and," my friend.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 26, 2018 07:07 PM (8WxOQ)

156 "They could probably do this while watching paint dry."

You say this like it's out of the ordinary.

Crack of dawn, and all that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 07:07 PM (wldC6)

157 I would the plaintiffs lawyers would point out to the judge that Fusion's bank, TD North, has already turned over these records to Congress. I'd get them from the same place.

No way in hell is a bank going to shred financial records.


Ah, that makes sense. You can go to the court and say, "When Congress wanted this record that we know exists, they got it from this source. Here's how it's relevant. Please order this source to disclose it to us just as they did to Congress."

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2018 07:07 PM (9qZ3S)

158 Calm Mentor's Go Fund Me:

https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o

He's still about $800 shy of his $3000 goal. That's not a lot to keep someone from becoming homeless while looking for work. Please chip in if you can.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 26, 2018 07:08 PM (JKNZq)

159 Remember, we don't know how much Adm Rodger's knew and how much he told Team Trump.

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2018 07:08 PM (LnUJw)

160 And if you get a blister, that's probably a good place to stop.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (7UW64)

This is terrible advice, ace.

Beat it like it owes you money.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:03 PM (y87Qq)

Use some Ben-gay on it...it'll stop it from getting sore. Also, put some on the scrotum to keep it smooth and hairless.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 07:08 PM (ezX5B)

161 And if you get a blister, that's probably a good place to stop.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2018 07:00 PM (7UW64)

This is terrible advice, ace.

Beat it like it owes you money.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:03 PM (y87Qq
+++++
I like all the opposing opinions on this site. Really adds some depth to the discussions....

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 07:08 PM (2sCft)

162 Is it Kat Dennings level of Jewish loveliness?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 26, 2018 07:06 PM (8WxOQ)

Yes...although not as well put-together.

Certainly worth a Bing or two or 17.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 07:08 PM (wYseH)

163 Did Ace step behind a curtain at least? Should we slip out of the room quietly?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 26, 2018 07:08 PM (YIO84)

164 At Legal Insurrection a artical the NY Times and AP are looking into Brett Kavanaugh's wife emails

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2018 07:09 PM (pHfeF)

165 i would hope the right and left could agree , if they can calm the fk down...the idea of the govt trying to throw an election in 'their' not necessarily right or left but 'their' favor.

what's the point of primaries dog and pony show?
how about not having to stand in line to vote just let THEM decide what's in OUR interest.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 07:09 PM (dPd5y)

166 >>If/when this blows wide open, PDT's tweets will be LIT.

They'll be nothing compared to mine.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 07:09 PM (/tuJf)

167 Buzzfeed is like the 7th grade but less educated and more drugged.
Posted by: rhennigantx


I smell Gawker! Buzzfeed become Gawker and gets annihilated!

Die! Die! Die!

Or, the hot needle of inquiry. Which would be fun!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 26, 2018 07:09 PM (S6Pax)

168
The fbi/doj LIED about losing strozk's texts.

Why wasn't that brought up to Wray??

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:09 PM (gBNi+)

169 Aren't Shewoks covered with fur? How do you fantasize about that?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 26, 2018 07:09 PM (nBr1j)

170 ace is beating it raw while Allahpundit is ready to jump off the Salem Media Complex roof. Beautiful.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 07:10 PM (r9UYA)

171 well let's not fight over who is paying who

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 07:10 PM (dPd5y)

172 Fusion defamed him to the US government. Sue them as well.

Posted by: Bear phone at July 26, 2018 07:11 PM (NDlpU)

173 At Legal Insurrection a artical the NY Times and AP are looking into Brett Kavanaugh's wife emails
Posted by: Skip


I can totally see how that's ethical!

And now, let me tell you why.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 26, 2018 07:11 PM (S6Pax)

174 If Gubarev sends copies of the deposition to congress they can call Fusion back in to answer questions about discrepancies

That makes perfect sense.

Thanks for putting me some knowledge.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2018 07:11 PM (9qZ3S)

175 Pleading the 5th never works on TV, so as a pre-engineer, I say give it hell.
Posted by: ro-man at July 26, 2018 07:06 PM (RuIsu)


SteveOReno wondered upthread if you can even invoke it in a civil case. I'm not sure if you can invoke it if you're not actually the one on trial, or if you can demand immunity for testimony if nobody's brought a case against you.

But all the lawyers aren't saying, so it's just us and no grown-ups to supervise and tell us the rules. I'm making a fort out of couch cushions and eating all the ice cream I want.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:11 PM (y87Qq)

176 Wray is short timer, I think Gowdy is moving in.

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2018 07:11 PM (LnUJw)

177 Is it Kat Dennings level of Jewish loveliness?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 26, 2018 07:06 PM (8WxOQ)

Yes...although not as well put-together.

Certainly worth a Bing or two or 17.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 07:08 PM (wYseH)
++++
Mmmm. Kat Dennings.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 07:11 PM (2sCft)

178 167 Buzzfeed is like the 7th grade but less educated and more drugged.
Posted by: rhennigantx


I'm not sure we should be insulting 7th graders while Ace is attempting to meet that level right now.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 07:11 PM (ezX5B)

179 Aren't Shewoks covered with fur? How do you fantasize about that?


Never dated a European girl, huh?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2018 07:12 PM (fuK7c)

180

Gowdy?

He'd be terrible. Gowdy is Of The Swamp.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:12 PM (gBNi+)

181 May Buzzfeed go the way of Gawker.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 26, 2018 07:13 PM (0QYMt)

182 Russian executives -- doing the job that the American Attorney General won't do ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2018 07:13 PM (7Ba/9)

183 Did Ace step behind a curtain at least? Should we slip out of the room quietly?
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 26, 2018 07:08 PM (YIO84)


I think he is looking for you two. Or maybe at you.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 07:13 PM (ezX5B)

184 But all the lawyers aren't saying, so it's just us and no grown-ups to supervise and tell us the rules. I'm making a fort out of couch cushions and eating all the ice cream I want.
Posted by: hogmartin

The 5th Amendment prevents you from being forced to incriminate yourself.
In a civil case "finding", I don't think you have that priviledge, because the civil case doesn't have a final legal punishment, such as incarceration.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 26, 2018 07:13 PM (S6Pax)

185 i'm not sure gowdy is of the swamp

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 07:14 PM (dPd5y)

186 I'd think Fusion would want to go a little careful with angering Russians.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 26, 2018 07:14 PM (nBr1j)

187 i'm not sure gowdy is of the swamp

Me either

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2018 07:14 PM (O2RFr)

188 I am not a lawyer so those of you who are pipe up, but I am pretty sure you are not allowed to plead the 5th in a civil suit."

No, you're not. You get sanctioned for refusing to answer questions. Reason is that in a civil court your liberty isn't at risk and you're not facing any criminal charge. The question is strictly a matter of financial liability (the plaintiff is claiming that the defendant owes him money) and you aren't allowed to withhold any information on that topic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 07:14 PM (V2Yro)

189 Use some Ben-gay on it...it'll stop it from getting sore. Also, put some on the scrotum to keep it smooth and hairless.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 07:08 PM (ezX5B)

++++
Um... I'm wincing again. I may need to take a brake from the site for a while.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 07:14 PM (2sCft)

190 i'm not sure gowdy is of the swamp
Posted by: willow


He has a bad haircut! Burn the witch!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 26, 2018 07:14 PM (S6Pax)

191 My guess-- Ace sleeps in tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

192 Ace, don't do it. I can see you. You should be sexually attracted to girls, not politics. Leave the politics to me.

Posted by: Pope Francis at July 26, 2018 07:15 PM (NDlpU)

193 I will know we have turned the corner when

1) Real criminals start going to jail

2) People stop getting legally harassed for not being lefty enough.

I keep seeing signs of hope, but I want more than signs.

Posted by: Emmie at July 26, 2018 07:15 PM (4HMW8)

194

I'll be right back, when I finish masturbating, which will be never.

A Schadenboner like a suspension bridge. As soon as you finish painting it you need to start over.


Pro-Tip: Do NOT get any Rust-O-Leum on your balls.

Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2018 07:15 PM (FhXTo)

195 >>i'm not sure gowdy is of the swamp


He just backstrokes through the swamp.


Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 07:15 PM (r9UYA)

196 bozo, Oo.. sweeps my hair back in a nice safe bun.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM (dPd5y)

197 I am not a lawyer so those of you who are pipe up, but I am pretty sure you are not allowed to plead the 5th in a civil suit."

No, you're not. You get sanctioned for refusing to answer questions. Reason is that in a civil court your liberty isn't at risk and you're not facing any criminal charge. The question is strictly a matter of financial liability (the plaintiff is claiming that the defendant owes him money) and you aren't allowed to withhold any information on that topic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 07:14 PM (V2Yro)
++++
Thank you gentle lawyer Morons for the clarification. I knew we had the knowledge base to answer that.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM (2sCft)

198 #TwoWeeks

Posted by: Max Power at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM (q177U)

199 I guess there is no Mrs. O'spades?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM (dNzKv)

200 186 I'd think Fusion would want to go a little careful with angering Russians.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem
**
Why ever would you say that? I mean, sure, they import 500k baseball bats a year, and have made road-rage the national sport, amd enforce civil contracts with hit-men, and......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM (fA1SL)

201 emmie, 2 would be extra nice.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 07:17 PM (dPd5y)

202 Re: The Fifth Dimension
"incriminate" is not the same word as "implicate" so in a civil case there is a hare to be split. Sorry Bugs.

Posted by: ro-man at July 26, 2018 07:17 PM (RuIsu)

203 In a civil case "finding", I don't think you have
that priviledge, because the civil case doesn't have a final legal
punishment, such as incarceration.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 26, 2018 07:13 PM (S6Pax)

But it's a legal record, so I wonder whether admitting to criminal acts while testifying in a civil trial will get you in real, criminal, jail trouble?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 07:17 PM (wYseH)

204 notsothoreau @ 158- Is there a snailmail address for calm mentor? I dinah kin gofundme.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2018 07:17 PM (zLDYs)

205 Facebook stock dropped from 217.5 to 174.97. 19% drop.

$120,000,000,000.00 market cap loss!

Hoe. Lee. Shet.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2018 07:17 PM (9qZ3S)

206 so will we find fusion , steele, all colluded with Russia ?

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 07:17 PM (dPd5y)

207 I guess there is no Mrs. O'spades?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM (dNzKv)

+++
Why do you think he's masturbating??

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 07:18 PM (2sCft)

208 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM (fA1SL)

And they-or at least Putin's cronies- probably just killed the leader of that Ukranian feminist group FEMEN.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 07:18 PM (AllCR)

209 186 I'd think Fusion would want to go a little careful with angering Russians.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem
**
Why ever would you say that? I mean, sure, they import 500k baseball bats a year, and have made road-rage the national sport, amd enforce civil contracts with hit-men, and......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters


My green pea soup is excellent remedy for such problems.

Posted by: Vlad at July 26, 2018 07:18 PM (auUHv)

210 I guess there is no Mrs. O'spades?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM (dNzKv)


Ace is married.

To the sea.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:19 PM (y87Qq)

211 You can plead the 5th in a civil case if answering the question could incriminate you in a criminal matter. Think of all those mobsters who testified before Congress back in the 50s.

Posted by: PabloD at July 26, 2018 07:19 PM (F1m5e)

212 Facebook stock dropped from 217.5 to 174.97. 19% drop.

$120,000,000,000.00 market cap loss!

Hoe. Lee. Shet.
Posted by: bonhomme

The dead cat bounce will be larger than the gdp of many nations

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2018 07:19 PM (LnUJw)

213 Those of us twenty-nine year olds who remember Watergate remember that it dribbled out slowly in dribs and drabs until, eventually, it overwhelmed all that lies. Maybe that'll happen again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 26, 2018 07:20 PM (+y/Ru)

214 hogmartin, how's the MoMe coming?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2018 07:20 PM (nfXQq)

215 Ace is married.

To the sea.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:19 PM (y87Qq)

His life,
His love,
and his lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 07:20 PM (WavOm)

216 208. Jayzus. Every time somebody dies or gets killed, it's always Putin.
There's nothing in it for him to snuff her. Probably an OD or suicide.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 07:20 PM (fA1SL)

217 were gonna need a bigger boat ... if Obama knew, and we have deep evidence of deep sedition ...

The Clapper Trapper Keeper ... South Park explained it ... the ClapperKeeper has it all, all evidence, DeepState must Die.

Nothing digital dies ... We have it ALL ... burn baby burn ...

well, that is possible at least. Enjoy the Show? Maybe, we can hope, but don't stop spreading the Word all over the internet ... PsyOps and memes ... the new war.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2018 07:21 PM (bT8Z4)

218 Those of us twenty-nine year olds who remember Watergate remember that it dribbled out slowly in dribs and drabs until, eventually, it overwhelmed all that lies. Maybe that'll happen again.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 26, 2018 07:20 PM (+y/Ru)
++++
This is true. Small leaks until the dam suddenly breaks.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 07:21 PM (2sCft)

219 This whole thing -the pee pee prostitutes, Fusions GPS, etc. -is tied to John McCain.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (a0IVu)

220 207 I guess there is no Mrs. O'spades?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM (dNzKv)

+++
Why do you think he's masturbating??


Does the question imply the presence or absence of a Mrs?

Posted by: GrandVezir at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (eMmgj)

221 Eromero. I have the snail mail address .

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (nfXQq)

222 It's me donna: "Any chance FusionGPS just settles now rather than being deposed?
If they have the option probably... Soros will see to that"


I, Aleksej Gubarev, will accept every dollar of worth of Mr. Soros and his foundations... plus one dollar. And not a penny less.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (6eEQ+)

223 I guess there is no Mrs. O'spades?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM (dNzKv)

+++
Why do you think he's masturbating??
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent unmarried person

Fixes

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (LnUJw)

224 >>Those of us twenty-nine year olds who remember Watergate remember that it dribbled out slowly in dribs and drabs until, eventually, it overwhelmed all that lies. Maybe that'll happen again.

Sometimes things happen and the significance isn't realized for weeks or months. Things like Lisa Page cooperating with Congress and disputing much of the testimony of Peter Strzok.

It didn't get a lot of play yesterday cause everyone was focused on impeachment but if Page is cooperating she is going to incriminate a lot more than just Strzok. She knows everything.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (/tuJf)

225
Whoa!

Japan executed 6 more cult terrorists this week!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (gBNi+)

226 Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2018 07:17 PM (zLDYs)

He has an e-mail address and could give you more info about the snail mail address, but I would have to ask him if I post his e-mail

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (AllCR)

227 216 208. Jayzus. Every time somebody dies or gets killed, it's always Putin.
There's nothing in it for him to snuff her. Probably an OD or suicide.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 07:20 PM (fA1SL)

You do have to admit, a suspicious number of people critical of Vlad have a tendency to wind up dead in various bizarre ways.

Was this one killed by a radioactive, rabid ferret?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (WavOm)

228 "So Ace will be back sometime tomorrow afternoon?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 26, 2018 06:42 PM (nBr1j)"

-----------

I thought he said it takes 40 seconds.

Posted by: Decaf at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (CJmlv)

229 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (AllCR)

I see that Ben had has is e-mail address, eromero. Good!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 07:23 PM (AllCR)

230 Damn. Charles Bronson est mort.

RIP

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2018 07:23 PM (9qZ3S)

231

Executed by hanging.

None of that fancy shmancy pinko needle shit like we do.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:23 PM (gBNi+)

232

I guess there is no Mrs. O'spades?


Ace will be spending the rest of this evening in the company of one lauraw in a kiddie pool full of pudding and Valu-Rite Brand Vodka whilst watching a loop of the MFM Leftard Brigade melt down on election night '0ught-16.

A hump shall be shorn. This much is certain.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (HaL55)

233 191 My guess-- Ace sleeps in tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 07:15 PM (oVJmc)


Is tomorrow a day ending in "y"?

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

234 Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2018 07:17 PM (zLDYs)

He has an e-mail address and could give you more info about the snail mail address, but I would have to ask him if I post his e-mail
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Are you guys in the Yahoo group?

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (LnUJw)

235 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (WavOm)

Vlad really didn't like the group!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (AllCR)

236

Charles Dickens is mortadella?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (gBNi+)

237 "Our President and Congress aren't able to get questions answered, but the alleged Russian hackers can.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 06:43 PM (8d9c/)"

-----------

Paul Ryan is making sure Congress does not get any answers.

Posted by: Decaf at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (CJmlv)

238 You have a constitutional right not to say anything that incriminates you. No matter where you are. That's why in a civil suit, they'll try to get the DA to give you immunity, if they really need the infor.

Jeez, guys.

Posted by: artemis at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (AwPyG)

239 I am not a lawyer so those of you who are pipe up, but I am pretty sure you are not allowed to plead the 5th in a civil suit."

-
You cannot refuse to testify as you can in a criminal trial but you can refuse to answer specific question when you are deposed or are testifying.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (+y/Ru)

240 hogmartin, how's the MoMe coming?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2018 07:20 PM (nfXQq)


I'll be posting a final date and location this weekend so anybody who has an opinion on either better go say so on the website soonest.

Last weekend in September or first in October, Lake Island or Brighton state parks. I'll be throwing darts at the list on Saturday and making reservations shortly thereafter.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (y87Qq)

241 Damn. Charles Bronson est mort.



Ohhhh. Darn.

*holds harmonica aloft in tribute*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (fuK7c)

242 Are you guys in the Yahoo group?
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (LnUJw)

No.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (AllCR)

243

Charles Bronson went tits up, like, 10 years ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (gBNi+)

244 I wonder what Sara will wear on Hannitys show tonight?

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (MVjcR)

245 It didn't get a lot of play yesterday cause everyone was focused on impeachment but if Page is cooperating she is going to incriminate a lot more than just Strzok. She knows everything.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 07:22 PM (/tuJf)

++++
From your keyboard to God's ears, Mr. Straw.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 07:25 PM (2sCft)

246 I guess there is no Mrs. O'spades?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM

Since when even if that was the case is it a given?

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2018 07:25 PM (pHfeF)

247 227. The funny thing is, when you dig into their backgrounds a bit, you find a whole host of people with far stronger motives for killing them. Putin was KGB. They didn't kill wantonly in his day, as they understood that wet work isn't cheap.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 07:25 PM (fA1SL)

248
Ace is married.
To the sea.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:19 PM (y87Qq)

Aye Calypso

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 07:26 PM (10vO4)

249 244 I wonder what Sara will wear on Hannitys show tonight?
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (MVjcR)


Pasties, a bullwhip, stiletto heels and an RPG...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 07:27 PM (G4W16)

250 "Wanna bet the information suddenly becomes lost or irretrievable and Mueller rushes in to grant everyone involved immunity while the FBI and DOJ start fully redacting everything else for national security and sources and methods reasons?


It could happen.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 06:44 PM (FquqN)"

-------------

Sessions will support Rosenstein in redacting everything except "the", "and" and "of".

Posted by: Decaf at July 26, 2018 07:27 PM (CJmlv)

251 243

Charles Bronson went tits up, like, 10 years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (gBNi+)


He has to dig! Mostly his grave. RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 07:27 PM (G4W16)

252 I feel ignorant, but I thought Charles Bronson was long dead. Too bad.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 07:27 PM (2sCft)

253 Pasties, a bullwhip, stiletto heels and an RPG...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 07:27 PM (G4W16)


*scribbles furiously*

Posted by: Tom Waits at July 26, 2018 07:27 PM (y87Qq)

254 Charles Bronson went tits up, like, 10 years ago.


Oh.

*puts harmonica away*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2018 07:28 PM (fuK7c)

255 'Nah...just work around the blister'

Switch hands and it's like a whole new experience.

Posted by: Ambidicktrious at July 26, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7)

256 254 Charles Bronson went tits up, like, 10 years ago.


Oh.

*puts harmonica away*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2018 07:28 PM (fuK7c)

This made me chuckle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 07:28 PM (G4W16)

257 Charles Bronson went tits up, like, 10 years ago.

Yeah, but sometimes I remember all of a sudden and it hits me.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2018 07:29 PM (9qZ3S)

258

Bronson Pinchot is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:29 PM (gBNi+)

259

CB died back in '03 at age 81.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 26, 2018 07:29 PM (HaL55)

260 "You cannot refuse to testify as you can in a criminal trial but you can refuse to answer specific question when you are deposed or are testifying.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (+y/Ru)"

-----//-/----

In that case, case dismissed. And that of Manafort and General Kelly.

Posted by: Decaf at July 26, 2018 07:29 PM (CJmlv)

261 IC @ 219- Ties to mccain?How convenient, with his impending (?) death, and all.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2018 07:30 PM (zLDYs)

262 >>harles Bronson went tits up, like, 10 years ago.

Rosenstein redacted it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 07:30 PM (/tuJf)

263

Yeah, I forgot Mickey Rooney was mort. I looked him up yesterday; he's been gone since 2014.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:30 PM (gBNi+)

264 Everything Hillary touches goes wrong for her. The Fusion GPS torpedo was supposed to sink Trump, instead it is sinking Buzzfeed, Strzok, L. Page, McCabe, the FBI, the DOJ - everyone in her circle or who does her bidding. If your phone's caller ID comes up Hillary Clinton do not answer.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 26, 2018 07:30 PM (0QYMt)

265 Shame about Richard Branson. True gentleman adventurer he was.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2018 07:30 PM (fuK7c)

266 So they can ask but GPS need not answer? Funny how thats worded.

Posted by: Mowtown at July 26, 2018 07:30 PM (7yhgj)

267 In that case, case dismissed. And that of Manafort and General Kelly.
Posted by: Decaf at July 26, 2018 07:29 PM (CJmlv)

+++
Those Deep State bastards have indicted General Kelly now??

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 07:31 PM (2sCft)

268 >>I'd think Fusion would want to go a little careful with angering Russians.


Pretty sure the Russian government is one of Fusion GPS's clients. Which is another reason why their participation in the "Russian meddling" story is so absurd.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 07:31 PM (W+vEI)

269 Mmmm Hawaiian judge will concoct some pretzeled ruling to quash the motion.

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2018 07:31 PM (vMMWm)

270 Ben Had @ 221- Can you send it to my email, good sir?

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2018 07:31 PM (zLDYs)

271 Charles Bronson died in 2003 according to Wikipedia.

Well, I can't blame anyone for not knowing that. I didn't know it myself until just now when I looked it up. I can't keep track of everybody.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2018 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

272 You have a constitutional right not to say anything that incriminates you. No matter where you are. That's why in a civil suit, they'll try to get the DA to give you immunity, if they really need the infor.

Jeez, guys.
Posted by: artemis at July 26, 2018 07:24 PM (AwPyG)

I wish you would have told me that before.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at July 26, 2018 07:31 PM (2DOZq)

273 Yeah, I forgot Mickey Rooney was mort. I looked him up yesterday; he's been gone since 2014.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:30 PM (gBNi+)


Shame. His spot on 60 Minutes was always entertaining.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:31 PM (y87Qq)

274 257 Charles Bronson went tits up, like, 10 years ago.

Yeah, but sometimes I remember all of a sudden and it hits me.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2018 07:29 PM (9qZ3S)

Well, I don't know how to tell you this, so I will just say it.

John Wayne is dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 07:32 PM (WavOm)

275 273 plus comments in, I think it's safe to go off-topic. This is important:

Those Nacho Fries commercials are better than most actual movies that come out these days.

Discuss.

Posted by: Pastafarian at July 26, 2018 07:32 PM (sgHEm)

276 When and if this house of cards finally detonates (right, houses of cards generally collapse, but I think this one would explode), it's gonna be a helluva show.

Q-Anon refers to this as "The Storm"

LOL

Posted by: Max Power at July 26, 2018 07:32 PM (q177U)

277

Wayne Newton is dead, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:32 PM (gBNi+)

278 amd enforce civil contracts with hit-men, and......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 07:16 PM (fA1SL)

Any country where all contracts are enforced are better than what out country has devolved into.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 26, 2018 07:33 PM (N9BA5)

279 >>Pretty sure the Russian government is one of Fusion GPS's clients. Which is another reason why their participation in the "Russian meddling" story is so absurd.

Just ask Bill Browder. He was the very first witness to testify before the Senate Intel Committee in this investigation over a year ago and he laid it all out.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 07:33 PM (/tuJf)

280 Have some cornflakes and this here little snap-on cage.

Posted by: Dr. Kellog at July 26, 2018 07:33 PM (Sp1NT)

281 265 Shame about Richard Branson. True gentleman adventurer he was.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2018 07:30 PM (fuK7c)

Strikes me as more Richard Chamberlain than Harrison Ford, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 07:33 PM (WavOm)

282 Fusion witnesses might want to increase their life insurance policies....or GO HIDE OUT IN RUSSIA. BHAWHAHA

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2018 07:33 PM (vMMWm)

283 258

Bronson Pinchot is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:29 PM (gBNi+)


Augusto Pinochet Volare!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (G4W16)

284 I'll be right back, when I finish masturbating, which will be never.


History is watching you.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (NLLmE)

285

Well, I can't blame anyone for not knowing that. I didn't know it myself until just now when I looked it up. I can't keep track of everybody.


No one is described as "the late" anymore these days for reasons that I don't understand.
Unless it's buzzion.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (HaL55)

286 And you'll grow hair on your palms.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (NLLmE)

287 Tonight, Ed Rollins on Lou Dobbs says the R's are set lose 30-35 seats in the House.
Both Dobbs and Rollins think it is essential that Ryan---who Dobbs says is INTENTIONALLY throwing the election to the Dems---go NOW.

Posted by: Smashing the Golden Calf at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (WPxnj)

288 Wayne Newton is dead, too?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:32 PM (gBNi+)

++
I believe Tony Bennett is dead too. He just doesn't know it.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (2sCft)

289 Ace is married.
To the sea.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:19 PM (y87Qq)
............

R. Shiver me timbers matey, she be a cold winter.
Get yee aboard for some rum and fun.

Posted by: Capt. Kristol at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (HgMAr)

290 278. Heh. I remember friends and one relative of mine who went to the Wild, Wild East in the Yeltsin years to make their fortunes. Most returned broke. All returned terrified.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (fA1SL)

291 Fusion pays Buzzfeed to settle.
Fusion has boocoo bucks.
Buzzfeed execs probably steal sugar and napkins for the cafeteria.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (ddqsm)

292
btw, a good episode of Little House on the
Prairie was just on. Three bullies moved into Walnut Grove.

The townsfolk were told to turn the other cheek, etc.

By the end of the episode the preacher was throwing them, literally, out of the town.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (gBNi+)

293 Everything Hillary touches goes wrong for her.

If "go wrong for her" means that she will face justice and accountability in this life, then I hope it continues to "go wrong for her", because IMO she sure as heck needs something that will bring her to a conversion experience, and I think only the grace of God through her hitting rock bottom will do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 07:35 PM (AllCR)

294
Wayne Newton is dead, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:32 PM (gBNi+)

I don't know but Fig Newton died in 2012

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 07:35 PM (10vO4)

295 Unless it's buzzion.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (HaL55)


It's weird, sometimes it almost feels like he's still with us. Which is silly, of course.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:35 PM (y87Qq)

296 Ace is married.

To the sea.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:19 PM (y87Qq)


Just tell him to make sure the moray is dead before using it as a jerk sock.

Posted by: Bear phone at July 26, 2018 07:35 PM (NDlpU)

297 Mark Thiessen agrees with Juan Williams on Fox that Jim Jordan must never be the Speaker.

What's even worse, Thiessen tried to equate Jim Jordan with Danny Hastert.

Another Bushie performing on behalf of the swamp.

Posted by: Decaf at July 26, 2018 07:35 PM (CJmlv)

298 Ill add an addendum: that's why the "immunity" given to the bad guys was phony; once you've been given immunity you have to testify.

And a FBI agent can't give out immunity, only a Federal prosecutor can. Notice we never hear who the prosecutor is behind Mueller.

Posted by: artemis at July 26, 2018 07:36 PM (AwPyG)

299 Posted by: Capt. Kristol at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (HgMAr)

o_O

Mr. Kristol, I'm prepared to offer you a substantial sum of money in exchange for exclusive rights to your hash.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:36 PM (y87Qq)

300

Necco Wafers are mort?

Yes, indeed. The plant is Closed for real this time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:36 PM (gBNi+)

301

NECCO made Sweettarts and Mary Janes, also.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:37 PM (gBNi+)

302 Dead or Alive

Kirk Douglas
Vern Troyer
Eli Wallach
Olivia De Haviland

Posted by: OJ Simpson at July 26, 2018 07:37 PM (2DOZq)

303

nood durbin

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:37 PM (gBNi+)

304 Branson, Missouri is no more?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 07:38 PM (Izzlo)

305

R. Shiver me timbers matey, she be a cold winter.
Get yee aboard for some rum and fun.
Posted by: Capt. Kristol at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (HgMAr)



Everybody now...
"Manly men doing manly things aboard the Raging Queen."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 26, 2018 07:39 PM (HaL55)

306 Bronson died almost twenty years ago!

I still haven't gotten over it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2018 07:39 PM (4ErVI)

307 I don't know but Fig Newton died in 2012
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 07:35 PM (10vO4)


Aw

I still sing "Angel of the Morning" really loud when I think nobody can hear me.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:39 PM (y87Qq)

308 o_O

Mr. Kristol, I'm prepared to offer you a substantial sum of money in exchange for exclusive rights to your hash.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 07:36 PM (y87Qq)
...............

Silver and gold my man. Silver and gold. And rum.

Posted by: Capt. Kristol at July 26, 2018 07:39 PM (HgMAr)

309

nodoodododdodododoobonood

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:40 PM (gBNi+)

310 Wayne Newton is dead, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2018 07:32 PM (gBNi+)

Except for the being alive part? Absolutely.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 07:40 PM (wYseH)

311 290 278. Heh. I remember friends and one relative of mine who went to the Wild, Wild East in the Yeltsin years to make their fortunes. Most returned broke. All returned terrified.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 07:34 PM (fA1SL)

I have no problem with this process for a few decades to ensure all contracts are enforced in New America for the following generations. Western Civilization is worth saving.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 26, 2018 07:40 PM (N9BA5)

312 Just because Fusion can offer to settle doesn't mean the oligarch has to agree. Money cannot repair a damaged reputation but a statement of Correction and facts can.

They cannot plead the fifth if, as Jack straw has claimed that Congress has those documents. If, in this is a big if this was indeed an oversight by the conspirators then this is huge.

It's going to be very hard for them to lie about why they decided to smear this individual. Either proving or disproving their case fax will be revealed and that's bad for the left and f****** wonderful for the rest of us

Posted by: Dime 333 at July 26, 2018 07:41 PM (aR6C/)

313 Huey Newton is dead. Good riddance.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2018 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

314 Sorry, there's some fake news on this comment thread.

Necco Wafers was purchased, by Spangler Candy Company of Bryan Ohio.

I live next to the son of a bitch that runs Spanglers. He put a full page ad in the local paper in 2008: Why me, a lifelong Republican, would vote for Barack Obama.

Posted by: Pastafarian at July 26, 2018 07:43 PM (sgHEm)

315 Eromero, I can't find your address, please email me at your soonest.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2018 07:44 PM (nfXQq)

316 You should be able to plead 5th in a civil case but doesn't doing so allow the jury to hold it against you?

Posted by: ? at July 26, 2018 07:46 PM (nRs0E)

317 Ace is married.

To the sea.
Posted by: hogmartin

My wife, the sea, told me she was going to check on her sick mother... 4 high tides ago. I hope Ace is ok. She can be cruel.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 26, 2018 07:52 PM (SZHmr)

318 Charles Bronson isn't dead, you're all confused. It was that other guy from Deathwish, Jeff Goldblum.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 26, 2018 08:05 PM (YIO84)

319 Pike the f'rd hatch to lew'rd!

I saw that in a cartoon.

God rest Huey Lewis.

Posted by: ro-man at July 26, 2018 08:15 PM (RuIsu)

320 Some dickwad Senator was referencing Buzzfeed headlines when questioning Mike Pompeo.

Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2018 08:31 PM (XaSia)

321 What reporters are on Fusion GPS' payroll?


The venn diagram of reporters on the GPS payroll and the Hillary payroll approaches unity.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 26, 2018 08:40 PM (1g7ch)

322 The Schadenboner just texted from Santorini. Says the weather's great.LOL

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2018 09:08 PM (ANiiC)

323 Huey Lewis is deaf.

Posted by: The News at July 26, 2018 11:15 PM (1xkOz)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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