Lock Them Up: Media Runs #FakeNews All Night and Morning, Claiming Jeff Sessions Chanted "Lock Her Up" In Turning Point Speech

Liars.

I've said it before and I will say it again: If you DO NOT want to be called fake news then DO NOT put out FAKE NEWS.

I cannot stand Attorney General Jeff Sessions and there is so much you can use against him that you don't have to make up stuff! The MSM splattered across their pages that he joined in the "lock her up" chant that broke out during his summit.

He did not do this.

He didn't chant it. When he recognized what they were chanting, he said "Lock her up," the former to himself, in recognition, and then said, "I heard that for a long time during the campaign," and then went back to his speech.

But the lying media reported all night and morning that he "joined in the chant" or "chanted." Legal Insurrection has the screencaps of all the #FakeNews. They later began changing the headlines to better accord with reality -- or their "This is an apple" version of reality, anyway -- but did not note that their earlier reports were #FakeNews.

Lock Them Up! Lock Them Up! Lock Them Up!

I'd like to hear that chanted at the media.

In other #FakeNews: Rachel Maddow, the Queen (?) of Conspiracies, says she finally has the proof of treason:



Trouble is, this native Russian speaker says that that's not what was said at all. Because there were multiple voices on the translator channel, and the first words translated were not "Yes I did" but "Because."



All of the rabid left and NeverTrump left (let's face it, they're on the left now) are telling her that That must be untrue because they can read the English chyrons and the English chyrons say "Yes I did." They don't seem to understand that she is telling them the actual Russian words Putin spoke. They just keep insisting that the starting catcher must be right, and it doesn't matter what a So-Called Expert in What Russian Words Actually Mean says.

Because they're so smart.

Even the Washington Post agrees, if you can believe that:

Not only was this question not "buried," the Post notes, but Maddow's claim that Putin answered "yes I did" to the question about whether Putin wanted Trump to win is wrong.


She also noted that the White House's written transcript also excludes the question. Here's what that transcript says.


PUTIN: Options abound, and they all can be found in an appropriate legal framework.

REPORTER: And did you direct any of your officials to help him do that?

PUTIN: (As interpreted.) Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because he talked about bringing the U.S.-Russia relationship back to normal.

Here's the thing: Thatís also how The Post's transcript of the news conference initially read, too. Ours came from Bloomberg Government and ours, too, excluded the first part of the reporters question in which he begins, "President Putin, did you want President Trump to win the election".

What happened? If you watch the videos, it's pretty clear. At some point in the middle of that question, there's a switch between the feed from the reporters and the feed from the translator. In the White House version of the video, you can hear the question being asked very faintly under the woman who is translating saying "president."

They say that while the provincial, non-cosmpotalitan jingoistic American bigot Maddow is focusing only on the American man asking Putin a question, in fact, a Russian woman began asking a question, and that is what the translator began translating, and what Putin answered. Her question, not his.

Note that while the Washington Post admits Maddow is wrong here, that's all it will do. She has pushed one #FakeNews conspiracy theory after another, and they never, ever call her on this.

She's MSNBC's own gender-ambiguous Alex Jones, but the left is allowed to traffic in conspiracy theories, because the left (get this) enjoys the left's conspiracy theories. Even when they're blatantly false, they still help gin up the base, and they're at least fun to pretend that they represent reality.

See Instapundit for good media quotes, which are claiming, basically, that Trump is lying by denying their own lies and delusions, and this is causing them harm, because their lies and delusions are very important to them.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:50 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at July 25, 2018 02:45 PM (gLylO)

2 MSM delenda est.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at July 25, 2018 02:46 PM (O9qtX)

3 Grey!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 02:46 PM (6qErC)

4 Is that Racial Maddow?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 02:46 PM (IqV8l)

5 Why would Sessions chant "lock her up" when he's the one who can in fact lock her up?

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2018 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

6 This kind of deception is driving people away from the left. I have seen many #walkaway videos describing how they were turned off and felt betrayed by DS media lies.

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 02:47 PM (DJFLF)

7 BTW, quit picking on that madd dude. Seems like a nice g....


Wait, what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 02:48 PM (6qErC)

8 6 This kind of deception is driving people away from the left. I have seen many #walkaway videos describing how they were turned off and felt betrayed by DS media lies.
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 02:47 PM (DJFLF)

No you didn't. Those were Russian bots.

- the MSM

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2018 02:48 PM (7HtZB)

9 Basically, if the MSM says "Sun rises in East," you should step outside and verify it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

10 They say that while the provincial, non-cosmopolitan jingoistic American bigot Maddow is
The one defining attribute of leftards is their parochialism and narrow mindedness. OK that's two.

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 02:49 PM (DJFLF)

11
Sefton with the save...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 02:49 PM (VM6ev)

12 Well to be honest it should have been real

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2018 02:50 PM (pHfeF)

13

OT:

Breaking - Turkey releases American pastor imprisoned there for past 21 months.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 02:50 PM (VM6ev)

14 Hang Them High! Hang Them High! Hang Them High!

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 02:50 PM (r9UYA)

15 If the media had a dick, it would be 7 miles wide and 1 mm thick as much as they step on it every day.

Posted by: Sponge at July 25, 2018 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

16 15 If the media had a dick, it would be 7 miles wide and 1 mm thick as much as they step on it every day.
Posted by: Sponge at July 25, 2018 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)


Waffer-theeen...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 02:51 PM (VM6ev)

17 And Jeff Sessions is about as harmless as a new born kitten

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2018 02:51 PM (pHfeF)

18 The MSM have destroyed themselves.
How will history be written when so much in the media is false on initial reporting - intentionally - and then later corrected.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2018 02:51 PM (W+vEI)

19 I recline to answer the question!

Posted by: Jeff Sessionszzz... at July 25, 2018 02:51 PM (NpvYf)

20 Will anyone remember this in a week?


Will any reporters remember it in a week?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)

21 I think the funniest part is the fact that they believe Putin doesn't speak English.

Posted by: Sponge at July 25, 2018 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

22 "And Trump is a doody head, too!!!"

Posted by: Mr. Maddow at July 25, 2018 02:52 PM (7UW64)

23 so what if sessions chanted? I mean, maybe I want him to chant along.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 02:52 PM (GV6hq)

24 >>Breaking - Turkey releases American pastor imprisoned there for past 21 months.




WOOHOO!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)

25 Madcow lied, people died.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2018 02:52 PM (bT8Z4)

26 More fake news, Vanity Fair of all places is reporting that John Kelly has no intention of leaving.

Why anyone believe a word the media says is beyond me.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

27 They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. They literally don't care. But the thing is, Trump's approval numbers are staying put no matter what they do.


If it was anyone else with this constant barrage of negative reporting their approval numbers would be in the 20s just like Jimmy Carter was.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 25, 2018 02:53 PM (JUOKG)

28 I mean, even if sessions was biased, there's no confirmation that his bias led to any official actions on his part, right?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 02:53 PM (GV6hq)

29 15 If the media had a dick, it would be 7 miles wide and 1 mm thick as much as they step on it every day.
Posted by: Sponge at July 25, 2018 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

Objection! Not enough matter to create such an item of that size.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 25, 2018 02:53 PM (7UW64)

30 Trump should fire Somnolent Sessions for not chanting "lock her up."

In fact, Trump not insisting on her being "locked up" causes some Trump voters to wonder how committed *he* is to taking one more reckless cylon politico out of the political fray.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 02:53 PM (Bdeb0)

31 All that matters is what they think on the Left and Yeast coasts.

You deplorable people can go suck a fruit bat!

Posted by: Mecha_Hillary_2020 at July 25, 2018 02:53 PM (37IEG)

32 They have lost it to the point they are stumbling all over the place, beginning a sentence and finishing it in a way that does not relate to the beginning at all; unshaven, disheveled, a bottle of Valu-Rite shoe polish and horse liniment in their overcoat pocket. Collapsing against the garbage cans in an alley is the next stage.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 25, 2018 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

33 And, I find it surprising that Ace didn't see the Jake Tapper twat thread covering for Brian whatshisfuck re-twatting Madcow's fake news, then doubling down on it.

Posted by: Sponge at July 25, 2018 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

34 Look I took 1 semester of Russian in summer school and Putin definitely said 'I meddled in the election. Whatdya gonna do bout it!?'

I'm the expert and you have to trust me. If not you're just a Putin Puppet.

Posted by: Tater's Inedible Tater Salad at July 25, 2018 02:54 PM (/qi1k)

35 >>I mean, even if sessions was biased, there's no confirmation that his bias led to any official actions on his part, right?



He reopened the Hillary email and Clinton Foundation investigations.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2018 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

36 28 I mean, even if sessions was biased, there's no confirmation that his bias led to any official actions on his part, right?
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 02:53 PM (GV6hq)

Well, if it's good enough for sedition assholes like Strzok, then it should be good enough for Snoozy McSnoozerson.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 25, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)

37 His support might go up if he had chanted "lock her up"

Posted by: brak at July 25, 2018 02:54 PM (VckGX)

38 Related:

Who here hopes Pompeo rips into the Dem's on his opening statement at the Foreign Relations hearing regarding Trump and Russia. He won't but it would be nice.

Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2018 02:54 PM (G0vdT)

39 28
I mean, even if sessions was biased, there's no confirmation that his bias led to any official actions on his part, right?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 02:53 PM (GV6hq)

Oh, you're looking for confirmation bias eh? Brother we can deliver!

Posted by: Confused Hillary Voters at July 25, 2018 02:55 PM (37IEG)

40 24 >>Breaking - Turkey releases American pastor imprisoned there for past 21 months.


WOOHOO!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)


He's out of prison but still confined to some sort of house arrest/detention. I expect he'll be heading home soon.

Send a friggin airplane and tell the Turks we're coming to get him permission or not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 02:55 PM (VM6ev)

41 Waffer-theeen...





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 02:51 PM (VM6ev)

SURELY you have enough room for a mint...

Posted by: Sponge at July 25, 2018 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

42
ace,

This comment is an aside to your post.

Over the past few years I had concluded that Rush Limbaugh was past his prime.
But recently I've realized that is mistaken.

His show today has especially caused me to completely reverse this erroneous conclusion.

Rather, I think Rush hit is stride about a decade ago and he has been peaking for about five years now.
It's also easy to imagine he will continue to peak for the foreseeable future. (I'd say at least another five years.)

If you haven't already, I'm asking you to give a full listen to today's program by Maha Rushie. It's not close to the funniest show he's ever produced. And there is no single "wow" moment.

But there is a subtle wisdom present here and there.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at July 25, 2018 02:56 PM (Z2PYk)

43 Even if it only ran for a few months, an "Other Than Russia" news network would make a ton of money.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 25, 2018 02:56 PM (XKZwp)

44 This is hilarious...Snoozy Jeff, who probably has done more to enable the continuing political persecution of our POTUS and anyone associated with him...is being lambasted by DS media, for what??

Haven't you hyenas been paying attention? He's on YOUR side!

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 02:56 PM (DJFLF)

45 Send a friggin airplane and tell the Turks we're coming to get him permission or not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 02:55 PM (VM6ev)
Yeah, use the NATO dues membership card we pay for. What's Turkey going to do, shoot the plane down?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 02:56 PM (37IEG)

46

EM POINTININI FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 25, 2018 02:57 PM (mPeei)

47 Why would Sessions chant lock her up when he is the one with the power to do it?

It's like a guy on the kiss cam chanting with the crowd, KISS HER! KISS HER! KISS HER!

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 02:57 PM (EZkQC)

48 DePaul University professor Jason Hill
warns that college campuses are "becoming national security threats"
because "leftist professors" are turning them into "propaganda machines"
that teach students "to hate this country."
-campusreform.org

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 02:57 PM (r9UYA)

49 Will anyone remember this in a week?


Will any reporters remember it in a week?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)


Well, no. They'll lurch like the Valu-Rite sodden derelicts they are to the next theory of Trump destruction that crosses their misfiring synapses.

Perhaps we can help them create this? "Trump cuts school lunch budget, says kids are too fat!" Must Credit Ace Corp!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 25, 2018 02:57 PM (hLRSq)

50 This kind of deception is driving people away from the left. I have seen many #walkaway videos describing how they were turned off and felt betrayed by DS media lies.

local radio host took several of these type of calls this morning, I think their base may be abandoning them

Posted by: DanMan at July 25, 2018 02:57 PM (QMG5F)

51 Clown Car Media - its always amusing. Can we make them wear clown shoes and carry seltzer bottles and do Chinese Fire Drills cuz Journalists?

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 02:58 PM (2LelM)

52 Sessions smiled when they started chanting "Lock her up" ... that means he must recuse himself from ... everything else. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2018 02:58 PM (bT8Z4)

53 Who here hopes Pompeo rips into the Dem's on his opening statement at the Foreign Relations hearing regarding Trump and Russia. He won't but it would be nice.

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I would hope he's aggressive in confronting their idiocy. Like, "I have no idea what you're talking about...you're literally making stuff up."

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 02:58 PM (GV6hq)

54 They should have chanted "Wake up, Jeff!"

Posted by: ShainS at July 25, 2018 02:58 PM (bPa2b)

55 Perhaps we can help them create this? "Trump cuts school lunch budget, says kids are too fat!" Must Credit Ace Corp!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 25, 2018 02:57 PM (hLRSq)

We can always use those edible children that we're sending back to their parents.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 02:58 PM (37IEG)

56 So Transgender Fonzie is full of shit?
Who woulda thunk it?

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 02:59 PM (HgMAr)

57 "Who here hopes Pompeo rips into the Dem's on his opening statement at the Foreign Relations hearing regarding Trump and Russia. He won't but it would be nice."

Given his manifest intelligence and academic record, I'd be damn careful about confronting Pompeii. I don't like to be publically humiliated.

Posted by: Pep at July 25, 2018 02:59 PM (dXUok)

58 Having the most transparent administration evah is really rattling these twats. Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 02:59 PM (2LelM)

59
DePaul University professor Jason Hill

warns that college campuses are "becoming national security threats"

because "leftist professors" are turning them into "propaganda machines"

that teach students "to hate this country."
-campusreform.org

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 02:57 PM (r9UYA)

Where in the hell did DePaul get a professor capable of rational thought? I thought they had a strict vetting process to prevent such things.

Posted by: Sponge at July 25, 2018 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

60 I would hope he's aggressive in confronting their idiocy. Like, "I have no idea what you're talking about...you're literally making stuff up."
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 02:58 PM (GV6hq)
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actually he's pretty good at confronting idiocy.

Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2018 02:59 PM (G0vdT)

61 And if Putin said he wanted Trump to win so what?I remember many foreign leaders that wanted Obama and Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton to win.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2018 03:00 PM (LiyEm)

62 "Wok her pup! Wok her pup!"

156. Crispy Chelsea in black bean sauce, carot stripes and spicey. Brown or white rice.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 03:00 PM (Bdeb0)

63 They wouldn't make it up unless it was true

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 25, 2018 03:00 PM (/mtvo)

64 another fake news thing is this farm aid package.

America exports 142 billion..there's also domestic consumption.

so, if you ignore this is a silly leak and that it's a drop in the bucket and IF you accept that this one thing is bad, you still have to ignore that the rest of the economy is doing better. And you have to ignore that the tariffs themselves generate income. And that, if the tariffs ultimately "work", then what's the point about bitching about a temporary negative point?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 03:00 PM (GV6hq)

65 actually, that reminds me.

There's two cuck things the alleged members of the GOP are reacting to.

1. $12 billion farm aid - oh noes, trump's totally screwed the economy.

2. His press conference with Putin was ... like ... disgraceful.

Either comment is cuck territory.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 03:02 PM (GV6hq)

66 There is one college professor who is going to need a new job, or will want one with no one to talk to all day. It's going to be like being in solitary confinement.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2018 03:02 PM (pHfeF)

67 Maybe Trump can go to Germany and give a speech in front of the Brandenburg Gate and then put Gold Styrofoam Columns in front of it. And the speech would be about how cheap NATO allies are.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 03:03 PM (2LelM)

68 Cock Them Up! Cock Them Up!

Posted by: Shep! at July 25, 2018 03:03 PM (FZYNt)

69 If some shadowy group was trying to destroy the traditional free press it would promote a media which has lost its credibility, just like the media has.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 25, 2018 03:03 PM (nBr1j)

70 65 actually, that reminds me.

There's two cuck things the alleged members of the GOP are reacting to.

1. $12 billion farm aid - oh noes, trump's totally screwed the economy.



Especially when they come from states where such agribusiness subsidies are par for the course.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 03:03 PM (ujg0T)

71 Hey Maddow, when your own network can only summon up the courage to say "WH APPEARS TO CHANGE..." you might think twice about what you say.
Get back to us when the banner says, "WH DEFINATELY CHANGES..."

Your fake news lives in the world of innuendo and deniability.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2018 03:03 PM (0tfLf)

72 >>67 Maybe Trump can go to Germany and give a speech in front of the Brandenburg Gate and then put Gold Styrofoam Columns in front of it. And the speech would be about how cheap NATO allies are.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 03:03 PM (2LelM)

We're gonna re-build a wall. And Germany's gonna pay for it.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 03:03 PM (Bdeb0)

73 For those who reveled in "what the definition of is, is" try crafting a legal document in Russian - they have multiple variations of most key terms and they mean what they want them to mean.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 25, 2018 03:04 PM (AjNMO)

74 CSPAN is panning the media gallery at the Pompeo hearing and a good 2/3 of the them are younger than my underwear.

Why anyone listens to the shit these know nothing children dribble out daily is a mystery. The only thing Ben Rhodes got right is they are a bunch of empty headed children who parrot the latest lefty nonsense.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 03:04 PM (/tuJf)

75 This is hilarious...Snoozy Jeff, who probably has done more to enable the continuing political persecution of our POTUS and anyone associated with him...is being lambasted by DS media, for what??

Haven't you hyenas been paying attention? He's on YOUR side!

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 02:56 PM (DJFLF)
.............

They really shouldn't piss him off or he may decide to do his job.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 03:04 PM (HgMAr)

76 I said it before and I'll say it again -

There is no Constitutional right to allow enemies of the administration free reign to come in to the White House, nor to badger the President with irrelevant questions, nor for the White House to cooperate with the MFM in any way.

The two great mysteries of the Trump administration -

1. What does Recuse and Snooze do all day?
2. Why has not every damned press pass been pulled for the next eight years?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 03:04 PM (kqsXK)

77 To be fair after we know what we know since Trump was elected, Alex Jones has a better track record the last 16 years than the MSM and some members of Conservative Inc.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 25, 2018 03:04 PM (3kL4H)

78 Putin backed out of his while house invite

Posted by: Comrade at July 25, 2018 03:05 PM (1JLkt)

79 Pompeo up. Showtime.

Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2018 03:05 PM (G0vdT)

80
It's funny. I was in the car, no television, and I could pick up on the nuance of Putin's statement re Trump. Made perfect sense.

How in the hell did 'the Media' end up with so many fvcking idiots?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 25, 2018 03:06 PM (LOgQ4)

81 I was at the mall today with my mom and kids, and as we were eating lunch in the food court, the overhead TVs were blasting "Breaking News" about the Trump/Cohen tapes. Not a single person sitting around us even bothered to look up. It is ridiculous. *But not as ridiculous as the lady taking pictures of her Chick-Fil-A sandwich*

Posted by: jmel at July 25, 2018 03:06 PM (OeWgo)

82 >>There is no Constitutional right to allow enemies of the administration free reign to come in to the White House, nor to badger the President with irrelevant questions, nor for the White House to cooperate with the MFM in any way.

That's true. It's also likely true that the consequences of not doing so would be greater in the long run than the cost of enduring this badgering.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 03:06 PM (Bdeb0)

83 Cock her rump! Cock her rump!

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 03:06 PM (Bdeb0)

84 76 I said it before and I'll say it again -

There is no Constitutional right to allow enemies of the administration free reign to come in to the White House, nor to badger the President with irrelevant questions, nor for the White House to cooperate with the MFM in any way.

The two great mysteries of the Trump administration -

1. What does Recuse and Snooze do all day?
2. Why has not every damned press pass been pulled for the next eight years?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 03:04 PM (kqsXK)



Honestly? I "TiVo" (or whatever the technology is called now) save as many of Sarah Huckabee Sanders' press briefings as I can to watch later. She deals with the press like a tired mother dealing with rotten brat children. Which is entirely appropriate.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 03:07 PM (ujg0T)

85 For those who reveled in "what the definition of is, is" try crafting a legal document in Russian - they have multiple variations of most key terms and they mean what they want them to mean.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 25, 2018 03:04 PM (AjNMO)


Very useful for the underlings when the Tsar is a bit crabby. "What do you want it to mean, your Ghastliness?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 25, 2018 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

86 Of course, Corker crapping on Trump right out of the gate. Get rid of this guy.

Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2018 03:07 PM (G0vdT)

87 "74 CSPAN is panning the media gallery at the Pompeo hearing and a good 2/3 of the them are younger than my underwear. "

To be fair, flax underwear does last.

Posted by: Pep at July 25, 2018 03:08 PM (dXUok)

88 Maybe Trump should give each member of the WH Press Corps a Reset Button?

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 03:08 PM (2LelM)

89 Lie like a dog has been replaced with lie like a maddow.

Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2018 03:08 PM (88xKn)

90 >>1. What does Recuse and Snooze do all day?

Prime has a regular scheduled delivery of jerk socks and slippers.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 03:08 PM (r9UYA)

91 also, thanks to ace for a good summary of the latest fake news gambit. Oh, so if you ignore the words being used and focus on alternating between a chyron and the words, you can generate a misunderstanding.

Also, the cucks who tut tut the putin press conference ignore that trump FUCKING KNOWS the intel community spied on him. So why would he care if he insults all 15 us intelligence agencies by saying maybe putin's right?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 03:09 PM (GV6hq)

92 Lock her up! is so yesterday. We need a new chant. I submit for approval "Hang her High!".

Posted by: wrg500 at July 25, 2018 03:09 PM (Bdeb0)

93 78
Putin backed out of his while house invite

Posted by: Comrade at July 25, 2018 03:05 PM (1JLkt)
Funny, the brits are reporting the White House rescheduled it until after the "Russian Witch Hunt" is over.Good idea really, Mueller would probably accuse Trump of meeting Putin in 2018 to steal the 2016 election.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 03:09 PM (37IEG)

94 He should give each member a shrillary 2020 button.

Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2018 03:09 PM (zLDYs)

95 FACT: Rachel Maddow's favorite blog is Art Of Manliness.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 25, 2018 03:10 PM (/qEW2)

96 Corker sure is pissed about losing his job.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 03:11 PM (/tuJf)

97 19 I recline to answer the question!
Posted by: Jeff Sessionszzz... at July 25, 2018 02:51 PM (NpvYf)

I recline to get you to answer it.

Posted by: Ali, the scrunt reporter at July 25, 2018 03:11 PM (7n4KQ)

98 96 Corker sure is pissed about losing his job.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 03:11 PM (/tuJf)
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Yep. Gotta get in his cheap shots before he goes.

Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2018 03:11 PM (G0vdT)

99 "Reporters." Bah.

So many things wrong with that one word now. Like the word "liberal". Those words don't mean what you think they mean.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (6eEQ+)

100 Stop! In the name of love before you break my heart!

Posted by: jeff's sessions at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (Evws/)

101 95 FACT: Rachel Maddow's favorite blog is Art Of Manliness.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 25, 2018 03:10 PM (/qEW2)



Is there some blog like that for bulldykes? I am going to assume Rule 34 and Yes.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (ujg0T)

102 Putin backed out of his while house invite

Posted by: Comrade at July 25, 2018 03:05 PM (1JLkt)
Funny, the brits are reporting the White House rescheduled it until after the "Russian Witch Hunt" is over.Good idea really, Mueller would probably accuse Trump of meeting Putin in 2018 to steal the 2016 election.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 03:09 PM (37IEG)

--------------

And here I was looking forward to PDT scheduling it in late October, so the voting public could get a fresh look at the insanity before going to the polls. Oh, well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (b3Pum)

103 Those words don't mean what you think they mean.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (6eEQ+)

See also: "Representative"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (AURKQ)

104 I've read a writer in my prog fish wrap describing Maddow as "the Walter Cronkite of our time."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (ptqGC)

105
Advice needed. The wife went off to visit daughter a couple of states away. At what point in time have I offended contemporary social conventions by not 'sexting' her a picture of engorged genitalia?

Serious question.

Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at July 25, 2018 03:13 PM (LOgQ4)

106 The "Russian Witch Hunt" quote was attributed to John Bolton. Heh.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 03:13 PM (37IEG)

107 104 I've read a writer in my prog fish wrap describing Maddow as "the Walter Cronkite of our time."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (ptqGC)

Meant as a compliment, i'm sure...

but still oddly accurate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 03:13 PM (AURKQ)

108 I am loving the walk away campaign. I've been binge watching the vids on youtube. They need to come read the morning report to really get their minds blown.

Posted by: lookitup at July 25, 2018 03:13 PM (aUHJk)

109 Serious question.
Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at July 25, 2018 03:13 PM (LOgQ4)

If you have to ask, it's already too late.

Best send two to make up for lost time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 03:14 PM (AURKQ)

110 Calm Mentor, Thanks for the reply.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2018 03:14 PM (g552U)

111
The president disappearing evidence that's laying there in plain sight, pretending that up is down and black is white, this is garbage time again.



It's almost like being born with a penis and telling people you're really a female.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2018 03:14 PM (10vO4)

112 104 I've read a writer in my prog fish wrap describing Maddow as "the Walter Cronkite of our time."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (ptqGC)

So much mocking is invited by this statement.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

113 105


Advice needed. The wife went off to visit daughter a couple of
states away. At what point in time have I offended contemporary social
conventions by not 'sexting' her a picture of engorged genitalia?



Serious question.

Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at July 25, 2018 03:13 PM (LOgQ4)

I know where you could get some photos. I can send them to you. Are you a 15 year old girl?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2018 03:14 PM (37IEG)

114 Calm Mentor, Thanks for the reply.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2018 03:14 PM (g552U)

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I thank you for reaching out. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:16 PM (b3Pum)

115 "Throw her out !" "Throw her out !"

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 03:16 PM (bUjCl)

116 Speaking of unhinged leftist tools, today on The View Joyless Behar near-hysterically begged guest ValJar to get Barry to "condemn Trump! This is an emergency!"

Behar went on to say the last "real" president we had was Obama, and the country is in worse shape "than I've seen at any time in my life!!!!"

The trained seals in the audience went wild.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:16 PM (ptqGC)

117 I saw Engorged Genitalia open for Pussy Riot last summer in Moscow.

Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2018 03:16 PM (7n4KQ)

118 105
Advice needed. The wife went off to visit daughter a couple of states away. At what point in time have I offended contemporary social conventions by not 'sexting' her a picture of engorged genitalia?

Serious question.
Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at July 25, 2018 03:13 PM (LOgQ4)

Yours or somebody else's?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

119
I've read a writer in my prog fish wrap describing Maddow as "the Walter Cronkite of our time."


It's the mustache.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2018 03:16 PM (oVJmc)

120 To be fair the MSM has also covered Maxine Waters chanting all sorts of insane stuff. Right?

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2018 03:16 PM (MxEKc)

121 104 I've read a writer in my prog fish wrap describing Maddow as "the Walter Cronkite of our time."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (ptqGC)
................

Well, Rachel does have old man balls.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 03:17 PM (HgMAr)

122 Maxine Waterhead invoked God in claiming there's a moral imperative to oppose Trump. Corey Booker (D, Homo) said the same thing yesterday.

Methinks the lefties are onto the fact that their atheism doesn't play well to black voters.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 25, 2018 03:17 PM (HiLJ1)

123 You cultists can just suck my pussy

Posted by: Billy Kristol at July 25, 2018 03:17 PM (rhowD)

124 I've read a writer in my prog fish wrap describing Maddow as "the Walter Cronkite of our time."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (ptqGC)

Well, she's a guy, so there's that. Or, used to be a guy. Or, wants to be a guy, I'm not really sure. I know she likes the taste of carpet, though!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 03:18 PM (9BLnV)

125 Shep is the _____________ of our time.


Barbara Walters?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

126 I'd like to see Trump and Putin in t-shirts and shorts, drinking beer and playing Lawn Jarts on the White House lawn.

Posted by: Jolo at July 25, 2018 03:18 PM (WrMOC)

127 122 Maxine Waterhead invoked God in claiming there's a moral imperative to oppose Trump. Corey Booker (D, Homo) said the same thing yesterday.

Methinks the lefties are onto the fact that their atheism doesn't play well to black voters.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 25, 2018 03:17 PM (HiLJ1)

They're like the Blues Brothers, only not as cool.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

128 It's interesting that the MSM wants to make the lock her up chant a smear. How's it wrong and a bad thing?

Do we want to keep up the chant?

Posted by: Draki at July 25, 2018 03:19 PM (eP/lw)

129 117
I saw Engorged Genitalia open for Pussy Riot last summer in Moscow.

Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2018 03:16 PM (7n4KQ)
Shouldn't that be the other way around?

Posted by: Rachel MadCow at July 25, 2018 03:19 PM (37IEG)

130 Advice needed. The wife went off to visit daughter a couple of states away. At what point in time have I offended contemporary social conventions by not 'sexting' her a picture of engorged genitalia?

Serious question."

Bailiff, Whack his Pee Pee!

https://cheezburger.com/1831440128

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2018 03:19 PM (k1TUh)

131 MSM has become (always been, but was more subtle) a new genre of TV ... 'Disreality TV' ...

FakeNarrative selective coverage --

replacing actual "news", which would be straight reporting of consequential current events, without the misquotes and clipped quotes where narrative drowns out the facts.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2018 03:20 PM (bT8Z4)

132 125 Shep is the _____________ of our time.


Barbara Walters?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

Quentin Crisp?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

133 121 104 I've read a writer in my prog fish wrap describing Maddow as "the Walter Cronkite of our time."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:12 PM (ptqGC)
................

Well, Rachel does have old man balls.
Posted by: wth

So does my wife, mine. Mason jar, her closet.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 25, 2018 03:20 PM (Bdeb0)

134 Lying cocksuckers tell lies, suck cock. Full details at 11.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 03:20 PM (NWiLs)

135 They are liars. They are the enemy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2018 03:21 PM (vtcmf)

136 "Let it be ! Let it be !"

Posted by: The Beatles at July 25, 2018 03:21 PM (bUjCl)

137 127 122 Maxine Waterhead invoked God in claiming there's a moral imperative to oppose Trump. Corey Booker (D, Homo) said the same thing yesterday.

Methinks the lefties are onto the fact that their atheism doesn't play well to black voters.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 25, 2018 03:17 PM (HiLJ1)

Being on the DL doesn't play well to black voters either, generally speaking.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 03:21 PM (NWiLs)

138 125 Shep is the _____________ of our time.


Barbara Walters?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:18 PM (ptqGC)


Roy Cohn. A-HEM!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:21 PM (VM6ev)

139 Jane D'oh: "I've read a writer in my prog fish wrap describing Maddow as 'the Walter Cronkite of our time.'"

Heh. That might actually be true.

That is not a compliment, kids.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2018 03:22 PM (6eEQ+)

140 134 Lying cocksuckers tell lies, suck cock. Full details at 11.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 03:20 PM (NWiLs)



Except in Rachel Madcow's case, that's just wrong. None of that for her.

Actually, she probably would suck Barack Obama's cock. I take that back.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 03:22 PM (ujg0T)

141 Walter Duranty maybe - of course Cronkite wasn't much better.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 25, 2018 03:22 PM (AjNMO)

142 Max Boot...

https://tinyurl.com/yao6sukt

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2018 03:22 PM (UiRxW)

143 Maddow is "gender ambiguous" to who?

Posted by: steve walsh at July 25, 2018 03:22 PM (WOb/E)

144
Walter Cronkite.
Walter Duranty.
Walther PPk.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:22 PM (VM6ev)

145 Poor Maddow. It's got the hysterics real bad.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 25, 2018 03:23 PM (e1mEI)

146 Who cares any more what lies these traitors spew ?

We should quit wasting our time listening, and even more important quit dignifying their lies by paying attention to them as if they had any weight.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 25, 2018 03:23 PM (yN/cP)

147 139 Jane D'oh: "I've read a writer in my prog fish wrap describing Maddow as 'the Walter Cronkite of our time.'"

Heh. That might actually be true.

That is not a compliment, kids.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2018 03:22 PM (6eEQ+)

Lying commie shill? Sounds about right.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 03:23 PM (NWiLs)

148
I would love to meet Rachel Maddow just to pronounce her name "Madoff."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:23 PM (VM6ev)

149 oh right...one more thing...the cohen tapes. Unless there's a part where cohen says, "as your lawyer I advise you not to do something lest you breaketh the law" and trump says "fuck it, break that law, bitch"...it's of course nothing.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 03:23 PM (GV6hq)

150 J. J., MSDNC's Hallie Jackson was being cute today and called Michael Cohen "Kikle Cohen."

What say you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

151 >>
The trained seals in the audience went wild.

I feel somewhat embarrassed for Fatso McFunBags...not really.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 03:24 PM (r9UYA)

152 Maxine Waterhead invoked God in claiming there's a moral imperative to oppose Trump. Corey Booker (D, Homo) said the same thing yesterday.

Methinks the lefties are onto the fact that their atheism doesn't play well to black voters.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 25, 2018 03:17 PM (HiLJ1)

They're like the Blues Brothers, only not as cool.
Posted by: joncelli


Methinks the black voters won't appreciate someone so obviously conflating Bible verses.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 03:24 PM (7/YOc)

153 Hey horde. I dropped off the prayer list, but wanted to give a MiL update - She is 3 weeks in radiation treatments for glioblastoma. Most residual vision issues are gone.


We were with her over the weekend, helping out, and preparing for our move. We are putting our house on the market and moving over to spend time and enable her to have more time with our boys, whom she just fawns over. Busy times ahead, but aside from her condition, we will be better off for the move and changing environment away from pugetropolis.


Your continued prayers and well-wishes are appreciated.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 25, 2018 03:24 PM (5jVnA)

154 150 ADL will get right on that I'm sure.If it was a conservative they would have been out before the show ended.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2018 03:25 PM (LiyEm)

155 149
oh right...one more thing...the cohen tapes. Unless there's a part
where cohen says, "as your lawyer I advise you not to do something lest
you breaketh the law" and trump says "fuck it, break that law,
bitch"...it's of course nothing.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 03:23 PM (GV6hq)
But grab them by the pussy sex payoff TRUMP!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! Why aren't you listening!

Posted by: Larry Cloggenstein, Now related at July 25, 2018 03:25 PM (37IEG)

156 indeed, the whole point of talking to a lawyer...paying him too...is to figure out if you can do something without breaking the law. How the fuck else are you supposed to know if paying off a playmate is legal or not?

second, trump's fucked a lot of bitches...including penthouse pets who have written about it in the daily mail. The only reason he cared is because mddooogal extorted him during the election.

You could say she hackxxed our democracy.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 03:25 PM (GV6hq)

157 105


Advice needed. The wife went off to visit daughter a couple of
states away. At what point in time have I offended contemporary social
conventions by not 'sexting' her a picture of engorged genitalia?



Serious question.

Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at July 25, 2018 03:13 PM (LOgQ4)

----
Know what you mean. I havnt figured out how to use the panoramic feature of the phone...

Posted by: BluesFish at July 25, 2018 03:25 PM (rhlEy)

158 Your continued prayers and well-wishes are appreciated.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 25, 2018 03:24 PM (5jVnA)


Done. Stay strong. {{hug}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:25 PM (ptqGC)

159 Jane - Anti-Semitism is as Leftist As Karl Marx

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2018 03:25 PM (pHfeF)

160 Except in Rachel Madcow's case, that's just wrong. None of that for her.

Actually, she probably would suck Barack Obama's cock. I take that back.
Posted by: Curmudgeon


She'd definitely suck Michelle's.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 03:25 PM (7/YOc)

161 Considering how Kronkite betrayed this country during the Viet Nam War the Madcow reference is apt.

Posted by: Old Dude at July 25, 2018 03:25 PM (LGXGf)

162 142
Max Boot...



https://tinyurl.com/yao6sukt

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2018 03:22 PM (UiRxW)

Max Boot . . . .

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 25, 2018 03:25 PM (5jVnA)

163 Maxine Waterhead invoked God in claiming there's a moral imperative to oppose Trump. Corey Booker (D, Homo) said the same thing yesterday.

Methinks the lefties are onto the fact that their atheism doesn't play well to black voters.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 25, 2018 03:17 PM


Interesting. Some protester in Philly got on KYW news radio the past couple of days by proclaiming Trump was 'ungodly'.

Must be new strategy. Seems kinda weak.

I don't vote for God.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 25, 2018 03:26 PM (LOgQ4)

164 Pompeo takes no shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 03:26 PM (/tuJf)

165 Sessions saying her "lock her up" was so off the wall and outta character that I had serious doubts it was true.

This is why I rarely read the Sewage media anymore. They are incapable of reporting actual facts without embellishment. They are now makng things up.

They are upping the alternate reality environment, figuring people won't check to see if they are lying...and they are right...bcz people still trust legacy media.

I have so much I wanna write about this new development, but no time. So you are all spared.

Stay sane good people.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 25, 2018 03:26 PM (c25ja)

166
Maxine Waterhead invoked God in claiming there's a moral imperative to oppose Trump. Corey Booker (D, Homo) said the same thing yesterday.

Methinks the lefties are onto the fact that their atheism doesn't play well to black voters.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 25, 2018 03:17 PM (HiLJ1)

Yeah but going biblical doesn't appeal to their atheist voters.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2018 03:26 PM (10vO4)

167 "Methinks the lefties are onto the fact that their atheism doesn't play well to black voters.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis"

Black are allowed to believe in God. In fact, their religious beliefs are treated with respect and and presented in a postie light in movies/TV/MSM.

Unless they make the mistake of trying to escape the plantation.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2018 03:26 PM (MxEKc)

168 Pompeo takes no shit.

---

is it going fun?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 03:26 PM (GV6hq)

169 Maddow is "the Walter Cronkite Duranty of our time."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2018 03:26 PM (+y/Ru)

170 Advice needed. The wife went off to visit daughter a couple of

states away. At what point in time have I offended contemporary social

conventions by not 'sexting' her a picture of engorged genitalia?





Serious question.



Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at July 25, 2018 03:13 PM (LOgQ4)


Has she pulled out of the driveway yet?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 25, 2018 03:27 PM (5jVnA)

171 150 J. J., MSDNC's Hallie Jackson was being cute today and called Michael Cohen "Kikle Cohen."

What say you?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

Doesn't take a shekel-grubbing, weather-controlling shapeshifter from Hymietown to tell you that's anti-Semitic.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 03:27 PM (NWiLs)

172 IT'S A MAD HOUSE!

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:27 PM (yQpMk)

173 >>142

Max Boot...





https://tinyurl.com/yao6sukt



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'm glad he finally cleared that up.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)

174 >>is it going fun?

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)

175 163 Maxine Waterhead invoked God in claiming there's a moral imperative to oppose Trump. Corey Booker (D, Homo) said the same thing yesterday.

Methinks the lefties are onto the fact that their atheism doesn't play well to black voters.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 25, 2018 03:17 PM

Interesting. Some protester in Philly got on KYW news radio the past couple of days by proclaiming Trump was 'ungodly'.

Must be new strategy. Seems kinda weak.

I don't vote for God.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 25, 2018 03:26 PM (LOgQ4)

They think Evangelicals are the weak spot in the Donald's support and they will pound that weak spot as hard as they can.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

176 >>170
Advice needed. The wife went off to visit daughter a couple of


states away. At what point in time have I offended contemporary social


conventions by not 'sexting' her a picture of engorged genitalia?



Serious question.





Posted by: Leftist Backpacker

Let me finish up and I'll let her know.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 03:28 PM (r9UYA)

177 I would much prefer that Snoozing Jeff actually do rather than chant it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM (yQpMk)

178 Maxine Waterhead invoked God
..............

and wasn't hit by lightning?

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

179 153 Hey horde. I dropped off the prayer list, but wanted to give a MiL update - She is 3 weeks in radiation treatments for glioblastoma. Most residual vision issues are gone.


We were with her over the weekend, helping out, and preparing for our move. We are putting our house on the market and moving over to spend time and enable her to have more time with our boys, whom she just fawns over. Busy times ahead, but aside from her condition, we will be better off for the move and changing environment away from pugetropolis.


Your continued prayers and well-wishes are appreciated.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 25, 2018 03:24 PM (5jVnA)

Thanks for the update! I'll keep praying.

Posted by: Draki at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM (eP/lw)

180 Your continued prayers and well-wishes are appreciated.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 25, 2018 03:24 PM (5jVnA)


Thanks for the update. Maybe e-mail Felonspoke and get back on the list.

Sounds like you are a wonderful in-law to be moving closer to her. Hope it all goes smoothly.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM (c25ja)

181 Zero interest in defending Sessions, I hope the media smears him good and hard.

Guy is responsible for 99% of Trump's daily problems, he should have been shitcanned the day he recused himself.

Posted by: blago at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM (UfkIY)

182 Darn, can't get Cspan (no cable so internet requires cable validation). Please keep up the ongoing commentary.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM (MIKMs)

183 Interesting. Some protester in Philly got on KYW news radio the past couple of days by proclaiming Trump was 'ungodly'.

Must be new strategy. Seems kinda weak.

I don't vote for God.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic


It's all they have left.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM (7/YOc)

184 Advice needed. The wife went off to visit daughter a couple of

states away. At what point in time have I offended contemporary social

conventions by not 'sexting' her a picture of engorged genitalia?





Serious question.



Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at July 25, 2018 03:13 PM (LOgQ4)


Has she pulled out of the driveway yet?

==

*How in the world did I miss this question ?? *

Whose engorged genitalia ?

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM (bUjCl)

185 Hallie Johnson, the known virulent anti-Semite ? That one?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM (g552U)

186 175
163 Maxine Waterhead invoked God in claiming there's a moral imperative
to oppose Trump. Corey Booker (D, Homo) said the same thing yesterday.

And if Trump did it they'd be screeching to high heavens about separation of church and state.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 03:30 PM (37IEG)

187 OT - I've had quite the day; wore a really nice dress, body hugging but I didn't realize there were some loose stitches in the seams that gave way to a one inch rip, right above my butt. And who has to spot it but my male co-worker. Sigh. Thankfully I live only 20 mins away. wardrobe malfunction blues.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:31 PM (a0IVu)

188
>>142


Max Boot...


https://tinyurl.com/yao6sukt


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'm glad he finally cleared that up.



Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)--------------------------------------

It's useful that he named all his fellow travelers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:31 PM (ptqGC)

189 Max Boot...

https://tinyurl.com/yao6sukt

-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqmlffA9U9s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2018 03:31 PM (+y/Ru)

190 "177 I would much prefer that Snoozing Jeff actually do rather than chant it.
Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM (yQpMk)"


Amen. This times a very large number.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 25, 2018 03:31 PM (yN/cP)

191 I repeat, as I have many times in the past few years:

In Commie Dictatorships the "press" would lie their asses off to support the STATE because the government would murder them and their entire families if they so much as blinked wrong.

In Democratic America the "press" knowingly lies their asses off because they are fucking imbeciles who believe stuff that 5 year olds know is bullshit.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 25, 2018 03:31 PM (BfOXk)

192 "And if Trump did it they'd be screeching to high heavens about separation of church and state."

Right. Theocrats!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (HiLJ1)

193 Sounds like you are a wonderful in-law to be moving closer to her. Hope it all goes smoothly.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM (c25ja)

I am a wonderful in-law. Thank you. But she deserves to be treated like a queen, a saint, and cherished treasure all rolled up into a cute little bundle of love. I have been blessed.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (5jVnA)

194 Wow, watching this NJ Fuckstick Menendez acting outraged to Pompeo. Sec State ought ask him about Dominican hookers. Not sure why he doesn't ask.

Posted by: clutch at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (kiSdp)

195 (101) I looked at the owner's manual for my car, and to change a tire, I have to start by blaming the patriarchy. Multiple choice style.

Posted by: ro-man at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (RuIsu)

196 defending Snoozey The Dwarf from slanders does suck, but sometimes it has to be done. for instance when people call him a racist, I can't let that go. or else that smear spreads to the whole Trump Cabinet and down to us.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (Kvlak)

197 If I may, Horde, I will do this just once per thread.
For those who may have missed this on the GP Prayer list, this is me:

7/24- ***Critical situtation*** Calm Mentor lost driving job with Uber because of insurance regulation changes because he walks with a cane and lacks some strength in his arm. Dire financial situation. Needs job. Very successful in inside and outside sales but hasn't been able to find work in his field. Lives in Northern Georgia. Any leads on jobs can be put in this thread or when he is on the board. *******

For information on his situation donations, Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o

Anything anyone can do would be greatly appreciated, and if you could share and spread this, even better. I am about 3 weeks from homelessness, and living in the car is not an option as I don't own one. Thank you for listening. My email is in my nic.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (b3Pum)

198 Still waiting for anyone other than a republican to be perpwalked.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (yN/cP)

199 Pompeo should bring up Ted Kennedy sucking up to the Russkies in 1984 and tell them so shove it right up their asses.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (BfOXk)

200
Zero interest in defending Sessions, I hope the media smears him good and hard.


He came off as entirely unconcerned about the subject

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (10vO4)

201 Menendez has his picture in the Yiddish Dictionary under "Goniff".

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 03:33 PM (Kvlak)

202 105
Advice needed....


Kids these days. Back when when I was young the social convention was what were you willing to have in the pack of photos you had to pick up at the local drug store a week or 10 days after you dropped off the roll of film to get developed.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 25, 2018 03:33 PM (kUmUV)

203 194
Wow, watching this NJ Fuckstick Menendez acting outraged to Pompeo.
Sec State ought ask him about Dominican hookers. Not sure why he
doesn't ask.

Posted by: clutch at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (kiSdp)

Pompeo should pull his cell phone out, ask everyone to hold one sec and say just that "Oh, by the way, could you pull up Menendez' travel records to the Dominican Republic for me? Send it right over. Thanks".
Then resume his testimony.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 25, 2018 03:33 PM (jxbfJ)

204 OT - I've had quite the day; wore a really nice dress, body hugging but I didn't realize there were some loose stitches in the seams that gave way to a one inch rip, right above my butt. And who has to spot it but my male co-worker. Sigh. Thankfully I live only 20 mins away. wardrobe malfunction blues.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:31 PM (a0IVu)
............

Did you slap him and yell: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY BUTT

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)

205 >>Max Boot...

https://tinyurl.com/yao6sukt




Translation: "Hire me, MSM or Democrats in DC!"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2018 03:34 PM (W+vEI)

206 194 Wow, watching this NJ Fuckstick Menendez acting outraged to Pompeo. Sec State ought ask him about Dominican hookers. Not sure why he doesn't ask.
Posted by: clutch at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (kiSdp)



"I apologize for asking about Dominican hookers, Senator Menendez. I meant to say UNDERAGE Dominican child sex slaves."

- -Pompeo channeling Sefton



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:34 PM (VM6ev)

207 Whose engorged genitalia ?

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 03:29 PM


Haha. We have these incredibly small cans of Coke in the 'frig that we somehow secured. I've been thinking up some scheme involving viagra, small cans of coke for scale, and an engorged 'junk shot'.

The Mother of All Junk Shots.

Iran will surrender within hours.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 25, 2018 03:34 PM (LOgQ4)

208 And who has to spot it but my male co-worker. Sigh. Thankfully I live only 20 mins away. wardrobe malfunction blues.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:31 PM (a0IVu)


Stupid male co-worker.

Posted by: Male Co-Workers' Male Co-worker at July 25, 2018 03:34 PM (5jVnA)

209 164 Pompeo takes no shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 03:26

And Menendez is an ignorant azzhole.

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2018 03:34 PM (yJ1e6)

210 "Interesting. Some protester in Philly got on KYW news radio the past couple of days by proclaiming Trump was 'ungodly'."

Yeah, it really seems as though this is a thing for them now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 25, 2018 03:34 PM (HiLJ1)

211 OT - I've had quite the day; wore a really nice dress, body hugging but I didn't realize there were some loose stitches in the seams that gave way to a one inch rip, right above my butt. And who has to spot it but my male co-worker. Sigh. Thankfully I live only 20 mins away. wardrobe malfunction blues.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite

You know the rules . . . pics or it never happened.

Why do you taunt us so?!?!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 25, 2018 03:34 PM (BfOXk)

212 201 Menendez has his picture in the Yiddish Dictionary under "Goniff".
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 03:33 PM (Kvlak)


See also: vontz, momzer and paskudnyak.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:34 PM (VM6ev)

213
Did you slap him and yell: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY BUTT



Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)
He wasn't...he was looking 1 inch ABOVE her butt. See? I'm going to apply for a job as a Federal government lawyer.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 03:35 PM (37IEG)

214 199
Pompeo should bring up Ted Kennedy sucking up to the Russkies in 1984 and tell them so shove it right up their asses.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (BfOXk)

Or for those whose memory is shorter - Obama's comment to Putin about how much more flexibility he'll have once he wins his election.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 25, 2018 03:35 PM (jxbfJ)

215 The shocker is not that the MFM just started making shit up.

The shocker is that it has been going on since Walter Crankcase said the Vietnam War was lost during the Tet Offensive.

Posted by: JAS at July 25, 2018 03:35 PM (3HNOQ)

216 Interesting. Some protester in Philly got on KYW news radio the past couple of days by proclaiming Trump was 'ungodly'.

Must be new strategy. Seems kinda weak.

I don't vote for God.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic

TRUMP IS SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ARRRRGHHHAALLLBBBBLLLEERRGGH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 25, 2018 03:35 PM (hLRSq)

217 171 150 J. J., MSDNC's Hallie Jackson was being cute today and called Michael Cohen "Kikle Cohen."

What say you?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:23 PM (ptqGC)


Holy Sh!t !

Posted by: Adriane the Fake News Pushers Critic ... at July 25, 2018 03:35 PM (AoK0a)

218 197 If I may, Horde, I will do this just once per thread.
For those who may have missed this on the GP Prayer list, this is me:

7/24- ***Critical situtation*** Calm Mentor lost driving job with Uber because of insurance regulation changes because he walks with a cane and lacks some strength in his arm. Dire financial situation. Needs job. Very successful in inside and outside sales but hasn't been able to find work in his field. Lives in Northern Georgia. Any leads on jobs can be put in this thread or when he is on the board. *******

For information on his situation donations, Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o

Anything anyone can do would be greatly appreciated, and if you could share and spread this, even better. I am about 3 weeks from homelessness, and living in the car is not an option as I don't own one. Thank you for listening. My email is in my nic.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (b3Pum)



That is infuriating. I know Uber and Lyft drivers here in California, the land of regulatory lunacy, who are driving with impairments worse than THAT.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 03:36 PM (ujg0T)

219 Polaroids were around a long time ago....

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)

220 183 Interesting. Some protester in Philly got on KYW news radio the past couple of days by proclaiming Trump was 'ungodly'.
Must be new strategy. Seems kinda weak.
I don't vote for God.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
It's all they have left."

A few years back, there was a fight in Fort Worth over the setback regulations when Barnett Shale wells were drilled inside city limits. (it eventually was all worked out) At the time, there were some enviro-activists out protesting some sites, and I will always remember a front page photo run on one of the news outlets there, featuring a shouting protester carrying a sign that said "WWJD - WHERE WOULD JESUS DRILL???"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2018 03:36 PM (k1TUh)

221 the Daily Stormer just called , they said Hallie Jackson needs better material

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 03:36 PM (Kvlak)

222 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 25, 2018 03:33 PM (jxbfJ)

Right - Is there some reason Pompeo can't bring up the hookers, Swimmer Kennedy etc. Or is it just a courtesy?

Posted by: clutch at July 25, 2018 03:36 PM (kiSdp)

223 215 The shocker is not that the MFM just started making shit up.

The shocker is that it has been going on since Walter Crankcase said the Vietnam War was lost during the Tet Offensive.
Posted by: JAS at July 25, 2018 03:35 PM (3HNOQ)


That's like the Soviets announcing the will lose World War 2 after the Battle of Kursk.

Cronkite revealed himself as a fraud the last few years of his miserable life.

Sick person, as his name translates to.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:37 PM (VM6ev)

224 Haha. We have these incredibly small cans of Coke in the 'frig that we somehow secured. I've been thinking up some scheme involving viagra, small cans of coke for scale, and an engorged 'junk shot'.

The Mother of All Junk Shots.

Iran will surrender within hours.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 25, 2018 03:34 PM (LOgQ4)


This kind of creative thinking and can-do attitude made us a Superpower.

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 03:37 PM (bUjCl)

225 >>Must be new strategy. Seems kinda weak.
I don't vote for God.


Huh...maybe this now God talk, in combination with the current shaming of Trump for affairs, is meant to woo evangelicals?

*snort*

Can't believe I could type that without choking on laughter...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2018 03:38 PM (W+vEI)

226 ought ask him about Dominican hookers. Not sure why he doesn't ask.

They still think of it as "undignified" or some such nonsense. Nothing should be beneath us in bitch-slapping these miscreants.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2018 03:38 PM (vtcmf)

227 as far as I know Menendez isn't a momzer himself, but he has probably spawned a few in the Dominican high schools

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 03:38 PM (Kvlak)

228 Trump can't be Satan. He's Hitler, and Putin by virtue of substitution.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 03:38 PM (37IEG)

229 171 150 J. J., MSDNC's Hallie Jackson was being cute today and called Michael Cohen "Kikle Cohen."

What say you?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

Doesn't take a shekel-grubbing, weather-controlling shapeshifter from Hymietown to tell you that's anti-Semitic.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 03:27 PM (NWiLs)


What form of worm is a Hallie Jackson? Pfft.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:38 PM (VM6ev)

230 vontz, momzer and paskudnyak.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:34 PM (VM6ev)

pisher ?

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 03:39 PM (bUjCl)

231 The president disappearing evidence that's laying there in plain sight, pretending that up is down and black is white.

Pretending that gay is normal?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 25, 2018 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

232 >>Cronkite revealed himself as a fraud the last few years of his miserable life.

Sick person, as his name translates to.



Maybe Maddow is the Cronkite of our time.

Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2018 03:39 PM (7n4KQ)

233 For information on his situation donations, Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o

Anything anyone can do would be greatly appreciated, and if you could share and spread this, even better. I am about 3 weeks from homelessness, and living in the car is not an option as I don't own one. Thank you for listening. My email is in my nic.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (b3Pum)

Don't drive for Uber as quick as possible. Find a job any ASAP. Uber doesn't pay enough and doesn't consider you an employee even; you're one of their customers.

Posted by: Draki at July 25, 2018 03:39 PM (eP/lw)

234 >>Right - Is there some reason Pompeo can't bring up the hookers, Swimmer Kennedy etc. Or is it just a courtesy?

Any serious person who is watching this knows what is happening. No reason to start acting like a liberal, Pompeo handled him perfectly. Menendez came off looking like a tool.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 03:40 PM (/tuJf)

235 Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (b3Pum)

Prayers up, CM. I hit the GoFundMe. Hope it helps. {{hugs fellow Georgian}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

236 230 vontz, momzer and paskudnyak.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:34 PM (VM6ev)

pisher ?
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 03:39 PM (bUjCl)


Nah. That's what you call a little kid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:41 PM (VM6ev)

237 Nah. That's what you call a little kid.

=

oh...

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 03:42 PM (bUjCl)

238 They still think of it as "undignified" or some such nonsense. Nothing should be beneath us in bitch-slapping these miscreants.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2018 03:38 PM (vtcmf)

Yeah, that shit shoulda gone away with Bork. The dignity, I mean.

And what is a momzer? I grew up near W. Bloomfield but I never heard that one.

Posted by: clutch at July 25, 2018 03:42 PM (kiSdp)

239 Don't drive for Uber as quick as possible. Find a job any ASAP. Uber doesn't pay enough and doesn't consider you an employee even; you're one of their customers.
Posted by: Draki at July 25, 2018 03:39 PM (eP/lw)

----------

Thanks, but they made that decision for me June 6th, when I was deactivated. Working on the any other job thing every day since then.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:42 PM (b3Pum)

240 (101) I looked at the owner's manual for my car, and to change a tire, I have to start by blaming the patriarchy. Multiple choice style.
Posted by: ro-man at July 25, 2018 03:32 PM (RuIsu)


Of course. Right before calling up a man to change the tire, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 25, 2018 03:43 PM (YqDXo)

241 For information on his situation donations, Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o



I dropped a bit on you. I wish it could be more. Good luck to you.

Tobias

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:43 PM (yQpMk)

242 graubyon ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 25, 2018 03:43 PM (yN/cP)

243 Did you slap him and yell: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY BUTT



Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)I was too horrified and then started wondering if I was wearing my nice panty.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

244 Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 03:40 PM (/tuJf)

I guess so Jack, but it's just the jerk in me that wants to shove it up Menendez' ass.

Posted by: clutch at July 25, 2018 03:44 PM (kiSdp)

245
I suspect a 'sext' to JJ of a junk shot with a 2.5 ounce Coke can next to engorged phallus won't make the Morning Report.

You tribe people disappoint me in so many ways. Too little rain. Too much rain. How much do I have to pay?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 25, 2018 03:45 PM (LOgQ4)

246 Ok explain this to me.

It would be a big deal if Sessions, who recused himself from everything, said "Lock her up".

It isn't a big deal if members of Meuller's team said that they had a secret plan to stop the Trump presidency and then went on to "investigate" Russian collusion.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2018 03:45 PM (eSx+E)

247 Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)I was too horrified and then started wondering if I was wearing my nice panty.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

Pretty sure you can't say that word. You know. That p word there.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 03:45 PM (37IEG)

248 125 Shep is the _____________ of our time.


Barbara Walters?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:18 PM (ptqGC)


Rip Taylor

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2018 03:45 PM (y7DUB)

249 Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)I was too horrified and then started wondering if I was wearing my nice panty.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:44 PM (a0IVu)


It could have been worse. You could have come out of the ladies room with your skirt caught in your panties.

Don't ask me how I know. *sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

250 Pretty sure you can't say that word. You know. That p word there.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 03:45 PM (37IEG)
Hah..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:45 PM (a0IVu)

251 Don't drive for Uber as quick as possible. Find a job any ASAP. Uber doesn't pay enough and doesn't consider you an employee even; you're one of their customers.
Posted by: Draki at July 25, 2018 03:39 PM (eP/lw)



I would NEVER recommend driving full time for any rideshare service.

I do part time because I am on the road frequently for other matters, and the apps allow pick-ups and drop-offs give or take a mile or two, along a pre-set destination route.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 03:46 PM (ujg0T)

252 It could have been worse. You could have come out of the ladies room with your skirt caught in your panties.

Don't ask me how I know. *sigh*




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:45 PM (ptqGC)
Okay, that would have been immeasurably worse.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

253 Pretty sure you can't say that word. You know. That p word there.


poofter?

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:46 PM (yQpMk)

254 Calm Mentor, have you checked out Lyft?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

255 MSDNC's Hallie Jackson was being cute today and called Michael Cohen "Kikle Cohen."

What say you?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

Seems like a firing offence.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 25, 2018 03:47 PM (bVnMh)

256 Prayers up, CM. I hit the GoFundMe. Hope it helps. {{hugs fellow Georgian}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

--------------

Thank you, very much. {returns hug}

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:47 PM (b3Pum)

257 Captain Kathryn Janeway spent seven years lost in space and she hasn't gotten better.

-
Kate Mulgrew
@TheKateMulgrew
Captain Kathryn Janeway of the USS Voyager reporting to @Ocasio2018 - I'm very interested in assisting your campaign and taking it to warp speed at RED ALERT!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@Ocasio2018
Replying to @pixelatedboat
My identity has been exposed. I am actually Captain Catherine Janeway of the USS Voyager

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2018 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)

258 It could have been worse. You could have come out of the ladies room with your skirt caught in your panties.

Don't ask me how I know. *sigh*




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:45 PM (ptqGC)
there it is again! You can't say that stuff! Oh, I suppose it's some special allowance for women. Sheesh. That's one of the words you cannot say!Like, Semprini!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 03:47 PM (37IEG)

259 Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

You're killin' me here.

Posted by: clutch at July 25, 2018 03:47 PM (kiSdp)

260 " the whole point of talking to a lawyer...paying him too...is to figure out if you can do something without breaking the law."
well Comey leaked to some guy, then later decided he was his lawyer so he could claim attorney-client privilege. (said privilege only works for Dems apparently)
Hillary got unrecorded interview with FBI, but what'e her name got to sit in as her lawyer (though what's her name should actually have been under investigation).

Immunity and privilege for the mobs own family, dawn raid for any that touched Trump, no client-attorney privilege, no (legit) due process.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2018 03:47 PM (bT8Z4)

261 "Interesting. Some protester in Philly got on KYW news radio the past couple of days by proclaiming Trump was 'ungodly'."

***

Someone should offer said protestor a ticket to San Fran.

Also, if feeling charitable some good "mud" boots.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2018 03:48 PM (eSx+E)

262 on drudge: "naked man found doing jumping jacks in womens' restroom"

yeah, I think I might be going away for awhile. I'll miss you!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 03:49 PM (Kvlak)

263 I assume Cohen will be disbarred for violating attorney-client privilege, though I hope that is the least of his worries.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:49 PM (yQpMk)

264 At least you weren't going commando, IC.

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 03:49 PM (5gT6u)

265 Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)I was too horrified and then started wondering if I was wearing my nice panty.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

They were...

Posted by: IC's male co-worker at July 25, 2018 03:50 PM (7Rpy3)

266 Moving away from my panty saga - EU decides to play ball and stocks are up 160 points right now.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:50 PM (a0IVu)

267 263 I assume Cohen will be disbarred for violating attorney-client privilege, though I hope that is the least of his worries.
Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:49 PM (yQpMk)


The ABA ain't exactly impartial and apolitical.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:50 PM (VM6ev)

268 At least you weren't going commando, IC.


Then what would she get her skirt caught i....

Oh.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:50 PM (yQpMk)

269 on drudge: "naked man found doing jumping jacks in womens' restroom"

yeah, I think I might be going away for awhile. I'll miss you!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 03:49 PM (Kvlak)


Nekkid guy doing yoga poses in a Planet Fitness, now this? WTH?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:50 PM (ptqGC)

270 The shocker is not that the MFM just started making shit up.



The shocker is that it has been going on since Walter Crankcase said the Vietnam War was lost during the Tet Offensive.

Posted by: JAS at July 25, 2018 03:35 PM (3HNOQ)

------------------------

Was he wrong? What do the people think? We have asked 200 randomly selected bicyclists here in Ho Chi Minh City what they think...Results tonight at 11.

Posted by: Undocumented at July 25, 2018 03:50 PM (5NMZN)

271 264
At least you weren't going commando, IC.

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 03:49 PM (5gT6u)
lol...small mercies.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:51 PM (a0IVu)

272 Calm Mentor, have you checked out Lyft?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

-----------

I have. Same story, as is the case with every other driving job I have checked into.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:51 PM (b3Pum)

273 Moving away from my panty saga - EU decides to play ball and stocks are up 160 points right now.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:50 PM (a0IVu)


But COHEN!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

274 I have. Same story, as is the case with every other driving job I have checked into.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:51 PM (b3Pum)


Damn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

275 But COHEN!!!!!!!




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:51 PM (ptqGC)
Media whores desperately trying to make this a 'thing'. But once the GDP report is out this Friday I don't think anyone will care about that slime bucket.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (a0IVu)

276
So, Jumping Jack... FLASH?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (VM6ev)

277 Shep is the _____________ of our time.

-
Brenda Starr, Girl Reporter?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (+y/Ru)

278 267 263 I assume Cohen will be disbarred for violating attorney-client privilege, though I hope that is the least of his worries.
Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:49 PM (yQpMk)


The ABA ain't exactly impartial and apolitical.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:50 PM (VM6ev)

ABA has nothing to with it. It's a voluntary professional association.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (NWiLs)

279 EU *hic* Juncker update.

"Trump, Juncker Reach Deal to Ease U.S.-EU Trade Tensions, Report Says"

Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (G0vdT)

280 Why would a man even think of doing jumping jacks naked? Wouldn't it hurt down there?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (a0IVu)

281 278 267 263 I assume Cohen will be disbarred for violating attorney-client privilege, though I hope that is the least of his worries.
Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:49 PM (yQpMk)


The ABA ain't exactly impartial and apolitical.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:50 PM (VM6ev)

ABA has nothing to with it. It's a voluntary professional association.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (NWiLs)


So, I guess New York State Bar Ass'n? I am not a lawyer so please advise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:54 PM (VM6ev)

282 277 Shep is the _____________ of our time.

-
Brenda Starr, Girl Reporter?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (+y/Ru)

You know, I actually didn't take that as a call for submissions.

I just assumed the joke was that Shep is a vacuous, empty, unnecessary husk of a figure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 03:54 PM (AURKQ)

283 Did you see the story yesterday where the Mexican head NAFTA negotiator said Trump was very intelligent?The media has been quiet on that one.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2018 03:54 PM (LiyEm)

284 ABA has nothing to with it. It's a voluntary professional association.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (NWiLs)


Disbarment is handled by the various states.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 25, 2018 03:54 PM (hLRSq)

285 277 Shep is the _____________ of our time.

-
Brenda Starr, Girl Reporter?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (+y/Ru)


Chocolate Starfish, reporter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:54 PM (VM6ev)

286 Moving away from my panty saga - EU decides to play ball and stocks are up 160 points right now.

-
What has this got to do with Trump banging bimbos and Maxine Waters, God's Terrible Swift Sword?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2018 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)

287 China will fall into line next.They need us.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2018 03:55 PM (LiyEm)

288
Kittehs demanding foodstuffs.

BBS...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:55 PM (VM6ev)

289 Cohen looking to be Mueller's new butt buddy

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2018 03:56 PM (pHfeF)

290 China will fall into line next.They need us.


Or they have to make their play for Taiwan and Manchuria before they collapse.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:56 PM (yQpMk)

291 >>"Trump, Juncker Reach Deal to Ease U.S.-EU Trade Tensions, Report Says"

Shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

292
China will fall into line next.They need us.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2018 03:55 PM (LiyEm)


And the media will be all, "Trump's whores!!!!!!! Cohen!!!! Putin!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

293 289 Cohen looking to be Mueller's new butt buddy
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2018 03:56 PM (pHfeF)

That's a creative way to say "cellmate".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 03:56 PM (AURKQ)

294 would it really be better if this weird dude was in his tighty whities doing jumping jacks when you walked in?

I guess he figured, well, i am already getting in trouble here, may as well go for it.

I suggest next time that he wear a brassiere. no one will dare say anything.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 03:57 PM (Kvlak)

295 Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:47 PM (b3Pum)


I guess the Monday interview didn't bring any positive outcomes. That's too bad...so sorry. You have been through so much. You are so tough and resilient.

You could greatly reduce your living expenses if you could get an apartment, or rent a room in someone's home that allows you to use their facilities. Maybe that church group that comes by would have some connections for you. Often churches have many services and connections for those type of things. At least then your money would stretch a lot further.

Sometimes older people,who live alone and want to stay in their home, are looking for live-in help/companionship to share expenses. Maybe there is something like that available to tide you over until you can find a job. At least homelessness wouldn't be a constant threat.

Btw, you are a cutie patootie in your picture.


Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 25, 2018 03:57 PM (c25ja)

296 I've read a writer in my prog fish wrap describing Maddow as "the Walter Cronkite of our time."
=======

They aren't entirely wrong - they are both leftist propagandists who are into women.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 25, 2018 03:58 PM (vg8iE)

297 286 Moving away from my panty saga - EU decides to play ball and stocks are up 160 points right now.

-
What has this got to do with Trump banging bimbos and Maxine Waters, God's Terrible Swift Sword?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2018 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)

So her eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the EN-LEECH FOADY-FI!-ing of the Lord?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

298 Moving away from my panty saga -
.............

ah ah ah. Not so fast there IC

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 03:58 PM (HgMAr)

299
"The report, citing an unnamed European Union official, said Juncker had to agreed to work with Trump on expanding exports of U.S. liquified natural gas, lower industrial tariffs on both sides, and import more American soybeans."

Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2018 03:58 PM (G0vdT)

300 Good news!! Yoko, at 85, is coming out with a new album to promote peace! It's called "Warzone."


Too lazy to link to Yahoo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

301 For information on his situation donations, Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o



I dropped a bit on you. I wish it could be more. Good luck to you.

Tobias
Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 03:43 PM (yQpMk)

-----------

Thank you very much, Sir!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:59 PM (b3Pum)

302 Maddow -> "Mad Cow" (bovine encephalitis) -> disease

Cronkite -> Krankheit -> disease

OK, i see the similarity now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 03:59 PM (AURKQ)

303 Over at WZ Eric Holder is seriously thinking of running for President in 2020.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 25, 2018 04:00 PM (P/aDH)

304 104... I can see the similarity of Maddow to Walter Cronkite. She's another lying POS with a mustache.

Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2018 04:00 PM (V+03K)

305
#Fakenews -- Dow only up 168 points at close.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 25, 2018 04:00 PM (LOgQ4)

306

You know, I actually didn't take that as a call for submissions.

I just assumed the joke was that Shep is a vacuous, empty, unnecessary husk of a figure.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 03:54 PM (AURKQ)

You put in a blank space and suddenly there are people posting all over each other trying to fill in the blank?

Randolph Scott would look at what you did and say, "You're new to these here parts."

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 25, 2018 04:01 PM (e1mEI)

307 300 Good news!! Yoko, at 85, is coming out with a new album to promote peace! It's called "Warzone."


Too lazy to link to Yahoo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

---

Guess we know how the world ends...

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 04:01 PM (5gT6u)

308 So, I guess New York State Bar Ass'n? I am not a lawyer so please advise.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 03:54 PM (VM6ev)


Also a voluntary professional association. The New York State Board of Law Examiners is responsible for admission, and operates under the auspices of New York State's court system. I don't know if the Board is also responsible for attorney discipline or if there is another entity for that. But attorney licensing and discipline (up to and including disbarment) is done state by state under its own regime.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 04:01 PM (NWiLs)

309 305


#Fakenews -- Dow only up 168 points at close.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 25, 2018 04:00 PM (LOgQ4)
172 to be precise and Nasdaq closes in record territory..but...Russia! Cohen!

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 04:01 PM (a0IVu)

310 Good news!! Yoko, at 85, is coming out with a new album to promote peace! It's called "Warzone."
................

Hit single: Screeches of the Dying

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2018 04:02 PM (HgMAr)

311 303 Over at WZ Eric Holder is seriously thinking of running for President in 2020.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 25, 2018 04:00 PM (P/aDH)

An abrasive, chinless socialist who deploys the race card at the merest slight--what could go wrong?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 04:02 PM (RD7QR)

312 nood

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 25, 2018 04:02 PM (a0IVu)

313 279 EU *hic* Juncker update.

"Trump, Juncker Reach Deal to Ease U.S.-EU Trade Tensions, Report Says"

Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (G0vdT)


Is this related to the 12 Billion dollars in Farm Subsidies that Trump wanted to give our Farmers?

Or, is this just us getting a better deal than we had under Obama?

Maybe Ace will do a post breaking it down for us (me). *hint, hint, hint*

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 25, 2018 04:02 PM (c25ja)

314
Over at WZ Eric Holder is seriously thinking of running for President in 2020.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 25, 2018 04:00 PM (P/aDH)


Yeah, the race-baiting racist wants to "bring unity" to the country he helped Barry tear apart.

The more, the merrier! Chinless Holder, The Beast, Gropin' Biden, Kameltoe, Cory Booker.....hell, maybe Mooch will throw her wig in the ring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

315
You know, I actually didn't take that as a call for submissions.

I just assumed the joke was that Shep is a vacuous, empty, unnecessary husk of a figure.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 03:54 PM (AURKQ)

You put in a blank space and suddenly there are people posting all over each other trying to fill in the blank?

Randolph Scott would look at what you did and say, "You're new to these here parts."

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 25, 2018 04:01 PM (e1mEI)







You'd put up suggestions for Randolph Scott.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 25, 2018 04:02 PM (veoSD)

316 So. Mixing the P-word saga, and the jumping jack in the women's restroom guy....

Turning on the old MSM fake story machine generator,
we get -

Oh my.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 04:03 PM (37IEG)

317 307 300 Good news!! Yoko, at 85, is coming out with a new album to promote peace! It's called "Warzone."


Too lazy to link to Yahoo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

---

Guess we know how the world ends...
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 04:01 PM (5gT6u)

With bleeding ears, apparently.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 04:03 PM (RD7QR)

318 279
EU *hic* Juncker update.



"Trump, Juncker Reach Deal to Ease U.S.-EU Trade Tensions, Report Says"





Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2018 03:53 PM (G0vdT)

Suppose they gave a trade war and nobody came?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 25, 2018 04:03 PM (5jVnA)

319 As I've said repeatedly, the MFM has beaten the "oh my gawd Trump did this" or "Trump did that" and it all has proven to be false. Over and over and over again.

They've either got to be the stupidest folks out there thinking they could cry wolf repeatedly over and over and expect folks to believe them at all or PDJFT is a Troll Master and easily entertains them with the last pointer.

Hell at this point, they could broadcast PDJFT robbing the 7-11 at gunpoint and I wouldn't believe any of it regardless if it were true or not.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 25, 2018 04:03 PM (ZgjWN)

320 Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 03:47 PM (b3Pum)

You might try contacting school bus companies in your area. Often they will train you, and in NJ at least, there are jobs in the summer taking kids back and forth from camp/summer programs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 04:04 PM (AllCR)

321 "The report, citing an unnamed European Union
official, said Juncker had to agreed to work with Trump on expanding
exports of U.S. liquified natural gas, lower industrial tariffs on both
sides, and import more American soybeans."

Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2018 03:58 PM (G0vdT)
**
What completely radical, sinister, dastardly evil plan! Soy beans for natural gas with lower burden...for both sides!!!
Trump will go down in infamy!!



Posted by: dananjcon at July 25, 2018 04:04 PM (xqfqx)

322 Sometimes older people,who live alone and want to stay in their home, are looking for live-in help/companionship to share expenses. Maybe there is something like that available to tide you over until you can find a job. At least homelessness wouldn't be a constant threat.

Btw, you are a cutie patootie in your picture.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 25, 2018 03:57 PM (c25ja)

----------------

{{Blushes}}, why thank you!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 04:05 PM (b3Pum)

323 Holder/Jackson Lee 2020

Shouldn't that idiot change her name?

Posted by: Undocumented at July 25, 2018 04:05 PM (5NMZN)

324 323
Holder/Jackson Lee 2020

Shouldn't that idiot change her name?


Posted by: Undocumented at July 25, 2018 04:05 PM (5NMZN)

you too? The only way it could get better is if she was Jackson Longstreet-Lee.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 04:06 PM (37IEG)

325 there might be a lake under Mars' south pole

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 04:06 PM (Kvlak)

326 Still available: Star Model BM SA 9mm Semi-Auto, 4" barrel, 8 Rd Mag, Original Box - Surplus - Fair Surplus Condition

$149.99

http://bit.ly/2LvGxaq

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 04:07 PM (yQpMk)

327 Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 25, 2018 03:24 PM (5jVnA)

Thanks for the update. I will put her back on the prayer list. I don't take people off arbitrarily and encourage people to pray for earlier requests. It's only that I have so much room! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 04:07 PM (AllCR)

328 You know, Yoko looks a lot better than Hillary. I bet she doesn't smell bad either.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 04:09 PM (2LelM)

329
you too? The only way it could get better is if she was Jackson Longstreet-Lee.
-----------------
How about Jackson Bedford Forrest Lee?

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 04:11 PM (2LelM)

330 329


you too? The only way it could get better is if she was Jackson Longstreet-Lee.

-----------------

How about Jackson Bedford Forrest Lee?

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 04:11 PM (2LelM)
Okay. I agree, you made it better.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 25, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)

331 Guess we know how the world ends...
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 04:01 PM (5gT6u)

You expected Four Horsemen.

You'll get One Hoarse Woman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 04:22 PM (AURKQ)

332 The news isn't worth following anymore. 75% of it is faux-scandal.

Ignore media. Just vote.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 25, 2018 04:31 PM (Y0wT4)

333 NOOD.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, but still a Marine at July 25, 2018 04:34 PM (+ldAm)

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