aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
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J.J. Sefton:
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Of Course: "We Don't Tip Terrorist" Note Written at Top of Receipt Revealed to be Another Hate Hoax Lie
The restaurant banned the customer without, apparently, inquiring too much about whether this was real, or whether this looked just like the waiter's handwriting.
The local newspaper pushed this story for a week without wondering whether maybe Khalil Cavil is the person who doesn't understand that it would be "we don't tip terrorists" not the gibberish "we don't tip terrorist." And now another fake hate hoax has consumed America -- and brought fear and hatred on to the head of a completely-innocent person -- just because cowardly corporations and craven newspapers are absolutely determined to push Social Justice Warrior hoaxes without any fact-checking at all, because Face Checking Is Racist Now. From CBS News:On the bill, Khalil's name was circled and the words, "we don't tip terrorist," were written at the top. Cavil wrote in his post, which was deleted as of Tuesday morning: "I share this because I want people to understand that this racism, and this hatred still exists. Although, this is nothing new, it is still something that will test your faith." Cavil's Facebook page also appears to have been deleted. Saltgrass originally said it had banned the customer blamed for the message. But now, the restaurant's corporate office says it has learned the story was a hoax.Saltgrass' treatment of customers is A++++.
"After further investigation, we have learned that our employee fabricated the entire story," Terry Turney, COO of Saltgrass Steak House, told the Odessa American in a statement. "The customer has been contacted and invited back to our restaurant to dine on us. Racism of any form is intolerable, and we will always act swiftly should it occur in any of our establishments. "Falsely accusing someone of racism is equaling disturbing," Turney said.It is equally disturbing -- which is why Saltgrass Steak House should be boycotted. They participated in a completely false hoax. Boycott these fuckers until they are Made to Care. And who wants to get accused of racism just to eat a shitty chain's steak?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 12:54 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2018 12:55 PM (DaDYr)
Posted by: TJ at July 24, 2018 12:55 PM (D1q5z)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 12:55 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 24, 2018 12:55 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 24, 2018 12:55 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 12:55 PM (RD7QR)
Damn. Aces time machine has caused a roundabout to form in the space time continuum again.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: TJ
Tip: "Get a better job!"
They hate that.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (7/YOc)
If I don't have to go back somewhere anytime soon, heh.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (BVthB)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 24, 2018 12:57 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2018 12:57 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: ACLU at July 24, 2018 12:57 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 12:57 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FDR's TV at July 24, 2018 12:57 PM (nS9If)
and you stomped my comment pretty good on that disappeared thread, Ace!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2018 12:57 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2018 12:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (xBSm0)
Get fucked salt grass
Posted by: Cashin at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (J/KhW)
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Seriously...I can't think of one of these "hate" incidents that has turned out to be real.
What the hell is wrong with people? Are they that desperate for attention?
What sad pathetic lives they must live.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (2sCft)
* * *
What a lunatic.
Is there a term for this kind of behavior? It seems like a weird martyrdom complex.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: FDR's TV at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (nS9If)
When her attitude toward us didn't improve, one of our party left a tampon as a tip.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (HgMAr)
Its such an established, boring pattern now its ridiculous. The first clue is that this was put on nationwide news. If it really happened, its just going to be some annoyed person at a restaurant, not a national event.
The second clue is that the writing looks pretty feminine and the customer was supposedly a dude.
The third clue is that someone wrote on the receipt. When is the last time anyone anywhere did this for real, except for numbers? Ever?
The fourth clue is the "terrorist" line, which just looks fake and silly, forced.
Even if there had not been what, half a dozen previous "evil receipt note" frauds in the past, this look dubious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (39g3+)
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The restaurant has supposedly apologized and asked the customer to come back and dine "on them".
Bwahahahahahahaha. GFY.
No way would I ever eat there again.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: TJ
Tip: "Get a better job!"
They hate that.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (7/YOc)
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"Look both ways before crossing the street" is a good one too.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (8XRCm)
I always assume they're fake these days. Too much incentive to make crap up.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 24, 2018 12:59 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 24, 2018 12:59 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 24, 2018 12:59 PM (Bdeb0)
Hadn't see it, but would you
a) eat what a terrorist brings you?
b) provoke a terrorist?
c) ...when they have your credit card information?
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 12:59 PM (CE5C/)
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Seriously...I can't think of one of these "hate" incidents that has turned out to be real.
What the hell is wrong with people? Are they that desperate for attention?
What sad pathetic lives they must live.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (vg8iE)
And our MSM is all too willing to give them the attention they want.
Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2018 12:59 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (xBSm0)
The tapwater in Midland is undrinkable. I would barely wash my butt in it when I was there.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 12:59 PM (o2MD2)
explanation. I made a mistake. There is no excuse for what I did."
Maybe his excuse is he's an idiot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 12:59 PM (ptqGC)
I think that the people who screw over some innocent customer should have to go through some sort of public humiliation as penance.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (mPeei)
Would a guy who writes fake hate speech on the customer's check be above spitting in a customer's food?
This guy should never work in a restaurant again.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (ymnmz)
When her attitude toward us didn't improve, one of our party left a tampon as a tip.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
I once wrote on the tip line...
"Get another job"
Girlfriend at the time was NOT amused...
Posted by: Don Q at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (NgKpN)
The customer needs to sue the restaurant, if that has not already been said.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Barth at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (sYpCy)
Bwahahahahahahaha. GFY.
No way would I ever eat there again.
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I'm sure a lawyer somewhere would be willing to sue for mental anguish or some shit.
I would think that I just might do that if they hit me in the right mood.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: TJ
Tip: "Get a better job!"
They hate that.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (7/YOc)
Don't bet on the horses.
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"Look both ways before crossing the street" is a good one too.
Posted by: fixerupper
Posted by: wrg500 at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 24, 2018 12:56 PM (AM1GF)
You mean you're not really an Abbot?
Sigh...can't trust anything on the internet.
Posted by: Countrydoc at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (oJkS7)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 24, 2018 01:01 PM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls
...........
Kinda like Munchausen Syndrome isn't it?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2018 01:01 PM (so+oy)
When her attitude toward us didn't improve, one of our party left a tampon as a tip.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:01 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: Tour De France at July 24, 2018 01:01 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:01 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:01 PM (OD2ni)
WTF is Face Checking??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2018 12:57 PM (8XRCm)
Where your face goes right into the boards.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 24, 2018 01:01 PM (hLRSq)
Bwahahahahahahaha. GFY.
No way would I ever eat there again.
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I'm sure a lawyer somewhere would be willing to sue for mental anguish or some shit.
I would think that I just might do that if they hit me in the right mood.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (vg8iE)
I have mental anguish every time I read about shit like this. Can I sue?
Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2018 01:01 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (LiyEm)
I tip well for good service. If I feel like the server is being a tool...and the kitchen isn't screwing them over...I leave a hefty gratuity. If not, I leave them the change that rounds to the next dollar.
Posted by: TJ at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (D1q5z)
Posted by: Dan Rather at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah. No.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (1AK1h)
Please un-stomp Mr. O' Spades.
Posted by: dananjcon at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (iys0/
Being a victim is an easy way to get people paying attention to you. I think it is related to "stolen valor" behavior.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (qqFtU)
I agree with Ace: boycott the shit out of this restaurant, and publicly shame this despicable waiter.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (raFmT)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (lwiT4)
restaurant would know from Credit card info...
Posted by: Don Q at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Chris M at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (DpEis)
I think that the people who screw over some innocent customer should have to go through some sort of public humiliation as penance.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (+lVUW)
Simple enough.
Write a hate hoax?
Get the hand cut off what wrote it.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (UnA8+)
They could have been somebody instead of bums. Dumb fucks.
Posted by: nip at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (ECLaL)
Did Joe Blow or Sarah Farah have any comments as well?
What the hell is with people giving their kids rhyming names?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:02 PM (lwiT4)
Paid with a credit card. Which is another giveaway that it was a hoax. You're not going to give your CC info to someone that you plan on insulting & stiffing on the tip.
Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Chris M at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (eAZVt)
"The Wacky Race!"
- - Diq al Dalstardlii
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (1AK1h)
Yeah I've had crappy servers before. Rarely. They usually work hard and do good work or at worst indifferent. But one particular time, the woman was bitchy, argued with us when we got the wrong order, was rude and slow. I have no idea what her problem was, maybe just a bad day. But she got no tip.
I tip unless I'm either too broke or the service is horrible. Its not their fault if the food is lousy, its not even usually their fault if the food is slow.
Its a bit overstated how much servers "need" tips -- my girlfriend had a dresser drawer FULL OF CASH from tips, she was angry when she got less than $80 a night in tips in the 1990s. I barely made that a day (after taxes) in total pay from my job at the time. They make pretty good money overall with tips and your omitting once in a while isn't going to put them in the poor house.
But its pretty mean to not usually give the servers some because it is taxed and most places split the tips between all servers and the cooks (and barkeeps in some places, although they're usually swimming in tips).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (39g3+)
At Social Justice Steakhouse? In Texax[/i[?! Nah, there are other options.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (nIvDu)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (k1TUh)
No way would I ever eat there again.
Posted by: rickb223"
Exactly. I would ask for a $10,000 gift card for Morton's or Ruth Chris instead.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (nIvDu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (raFmT)
Did Joe Blow or Sarah Farah have any comments as well?
What the hell is with people giving their kids rhyming names?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (eSx+E)
*sigh!*
Posted by: Lola Granola at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Chris M at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (eAZVt)
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Beats me.
All I know is my Muslim aunt living in Alexandria, Egypt, is lily-white.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (k1TUh)
In Mu-Nuvia, Blog keeeeel youuu!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (1AK1h)
Posted by: That Black Nurse On Scrubs at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (ptqGC)
50 The scary thing is that the news people and the restaurant
owner/manager are stupid enough to not realize that a lot of these
"outrages" are fake.
I think that the people who screw over some innocent customer should
have to go through some sort of public humiliation as penance.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 24, 2018 01:00 PM (+lVUW)
Simple enough.
Write a hate hoax?
Get the hand cut off what wrote it.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (UnA8+)
Helloooooo?
Yooooo Called?
Posted by: Stocks and Pillory at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: TJ at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (D1q5z)
Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (9BLnV)
Greed crimes are boring. Envy crimes are stupid.
Gluttony crimes involve hot dogs.
A little hate-spice makes them more interesting.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (be3F7)
Posted by: Chris M at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (ptqGC)
You pay for that at Ed Debevic's.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (1AK1h)
So how's about making fake hate crime reporting a hate crime.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (9chmE)
Let me explain why that's racist,
Posted by: Lefty Jackass at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Ripley at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: TJ
Same here. And for very good service, I put zero in the tip line, and find the waitstaff and give them cash. Usually 20% rounded up to the nearest dollar.
No one's business what transpired between them and me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (0tfLf)
The customer has been contacted and invited back to our restaurant to dine on us.
That's mighty white of them.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (0tfLf)
Pfft. With Commie-Corpse, he got an A+ and social promotion.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (1AK1h)
96 I tend to over tip, almost always. Unless the server is surly and rude.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (ptqGC)
Me too!
Posted by: Guam at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (ymnmz)
We got the same amount of idiots here as just about anywhere else, we just try not to tell them how wonderful they are and let them run everything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2018 01:07 PM (DaDYr)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:07 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (1AK1h)
Mu-Nuvia was once known as Lower Peruvia.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 24, 2018 01:07 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (HaL55)
You can't spell "liberal" without "libel."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:07 PM (1AK1h)
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There's a website, fakehatecrimes.org, I think, that keeps track.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 01:07 PM (vg8iE)
Can't really blame them, since millennials seem to have cornered the market on laziness. I feel badly for kids like my oldest son, who will be a high school senior. He has a good work ethic, but will be lumped in with the snowflakes.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 24, 2018 01:07 PM (raFmT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (ptqGC)
Did Joe Blow or Sarah Farah have any comments as well?
What the hell is with people giving their kids rhyming names?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2018 01:03 PM (eSx+E)
*sigh!*
Posted by: Lola Granola
No idea.
Posted by: Mike Hunt
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (7/YOc)
I wish there was a complete "hate crime" hoax listing.
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BEHOLD!!! THE POWER OF THE FULLY OPERATIONAL HORDE!!!
http://tinyurl.com/jr659ur
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (8XRCm)
*I try to be a good Christian and not speculate about someone's soul, but when I think about the hate and division that monster has brought over the last 30 years....
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (OD2ni)
Not so easy for them to be able to fake a hate hoax when I sign it in purple ink.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (k1TUh)
In Mu-Nuvia, Blog keeeeel youuu!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:04 PM (1AK1h)
I have come to understand that some commenters here resent any reference to the craptacularness that is the mu nu software.
But then, some also don't care for lawyer jokes. That never stopped me either.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2018 01:07 PM (DaDYr)
Fauxcahontas already laid an egg this week. Oh, the OTHER Red Hen...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (1AK1h)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (o2MD2)
I keep a running tab each year:
http://www.wordaroundthe.net/2012/08/faux-hate.html
And there are websites that have compilations, although they aren't usually complete:
http://www.fakehatecrimes.org/
goes back to 1988 but very partially
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hockey? You'll love it! at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (XcgmW)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (0tfLf)
Pfft. With Commie-Corpse, he got an A+ and social promotion.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM
You are no doubt correct.
I was harkening back in my memory to those fond days when grammar was a real thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (9chmE)"
Great idea, if only it could get passed ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (yN/cP)
The federal minimum wage for waiters and waitresses is a mere $2.13/hour. Some states it is higher, and a handful of states require that they earn the regular minimum wage.
Where I live (NJ) it's $2.13. In NY, it's $2.90.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2018 01:09 PM (Ri0Ku)
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I strongly prefer experience to education - for younger people, I figure it at 2 or 3:1.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Chris M at July 24, 2018 01:09 PM (eAZVt)
Good remorse. I guess that's why there's no mention of this yo-yo being fired.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 01:09 PM (C78No)
My oldest is being recruited by the University of Dallas for lacrosse. Visiting in September. I'm hoping it's not a leftist stomping ground.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 24, 2018 01:09 PM (raFmT)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 24, 2018 01:09 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: mrp at July 24, 2018 01:09 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:09 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Hockey? You'll love it! at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (XcgmW)
Did Mike Milbury stomp up into the stands and punch a fan?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (UnA8+)
I had a tray of ten glass-glasses of water dropped on my head at a
steakhouse once. I had to go to the ER. We had a nice Christmas that
year.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:07 PM (lwiT4)
Yeesh. I've had a tray of food tipped into my lap. Had my cleaning bill paid, but our evening was cut short.
Hope you weren't badly hurt!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
The illiterate don't realize that we can tell they're illiterate.
Posted by: Chris M at July 24, 2018 01:09 PM (eAZVt)
Is this the Illiterati that I hear so much about?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (9chmE)
I think hate crime laws are often used against minorities.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (JFO2v)
Who they going to hire then?
They've painted themselves into a corner that EVERY job requires a degree and they refuse to hire over 50.
Who is left?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (7/YOc)
119 What does the Red Hen say about this?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2018 01:07 PM (DaDYr)
Fauxcahontas already laid an egg this week. Oh, the OTHER Red Hen...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (1AK1h)
Is it official? Can we call Liz Warren "The Red Hen"? Best name ever.
Posted by: Guam at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (ymnmz)
he told the ref to have another doughnut.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (raFmT)
Posted by: Talcum X at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: The Horta at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ro-man at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp"
I believe the a-hole that assaulted the kid with the MAGA hat a couple of weeks ago was in Texas as well. Every state has their fair share of dick heads.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (OD2ni)
Is it official? Can we call Liz Warren "The Red Hen"? Best name ever.
Posted by: Guam at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (ymnmz)
I just thought of that and almost said Hillary. But Warren works more betterer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (1AK1h)
Posted by: Blueballs in West Hartford at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (XcgmW)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (bT8Z4)
Also, not hard to boycott Saltgrass since they're not that great in the first place. Options in Odessa are limited though.
Posted by: Texas Zombie at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (7f8va)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (GV6hq)
The federal minimum wage for waiters and waitresses is a mere $2.13/hour. Some states it is higher, and a handful of states require that they earn the regular minimum wage.
Where I live (NJ) it's $2.13. In NY, it's $2.90.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2018 01:09 PM (Ri0Ku)
I used to know a guy who tipped by sex.
Male Server? Usually 10%. Female Server? Usually 50%.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (UnA8+)
I would advise anyone young today that your best employment bet (unless you've got connections that will land you in some big finance firm if you just keep your nose clean) is to avoid all of the big 4 year schools like the plague, and get a decent 2 year degree at a local, low key community college, focused on something that is actually tied to a real job. (lots of health care specialties, electronics, ac repair, whatever) Then get out and get a job. IF after a couple of years you are really inspired to get a fancier degree because you have a plan for your life, then go ahead. It'll be easier if you've got the associate 2 year degree under your belt already, and having worked already will make you appreciate how easy school really is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 24, 2018 01:12 PM (raFmT)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:12 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2018 01:12 PM (QMG5F)
But speaking of calculating tips..
Some restaurant chains (all the Darden restaurants like Olive Garden & Chilis, etc.) now have a little kiosk thingy sitting on the table.. if you are using a credit card, you pay right on that thing.
It calculates a top for you, and usually defaults to 20%, but you can change it...
What frosts me, though, is that it calculate tip on taxes too! I always calculate tip on the before sales tax amount. With the sales taxes around here, it can add up to an extra buck on a simple dinner for two!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2018 01:12 PM (so+oy)
Is it a college? Then its like a hate crime story: 99% chance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (ptqGC)
Me too. Except when I'm on Guam.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2018 01:12 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Fully auto high capacity revolver at July 24, 2018 01:12 PM (3T/nT)
No one's business what transpired between them and me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM
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Same here as to cash. They REALLY appreciate a cash tip now that they have to claim tips.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2018 01:12 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Texas Zombie at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (7f8va)
Buddies steak fingers in Andrews.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:13 PM (o2MD2)
so, what does the media, dying and struggling to pay the bills focus on?
Sad muslim stories.
tank boy.
tip boy.
fuck you media. this is sad.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 24, 2018 01:13 PM (GV6hq)
Who they going to hire then?
They've painted themselves into a corner that EVERY job requires a degree and they refuse to hire over 50.
Who is left?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM
Plus in many areas the unemployment rate is so low that many places are short workers.
Help wanted signs everywhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:13 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (7/YOc)
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I'm one of the few people in my field who "learned on the job." I did go to college, but not for what I do.
Sometimes, you've just gotta eat dirt for awhile, getting paid sub-standard wage, to pick up the experience.
But, you're still at least getting paid (instead of paying through the nose for the training), and you're not wasting your time in a propaganda mill.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 01:13 PM (AzW6q)
I still say the Left preaching how much they love Muslims and wanting more here is a boon to Trump that will never show up in any public polling or surveys.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 24, 2018 01:13 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:13 PM (DpEis)
Ranked fifth most conservative college in Texas. We'll see, since I will be asking a lot of questions and taking a lot of notes.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 24, 2018 01:13 PM (raFmT)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 24, 2018 01:13 PM (GV6hq)
I wondered about that, and then saw that the Saltgrass manager had asked the Customer not to come back. I'm pretty sure that not only did the Customer have a lot say about that, but that the Customer's lawyer did as well. And that once they shocked Saltgrass into starting to seriously question things, the whole story fell apart rapidly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:14 PM (k1TUh)
Good remorse. I guess that's why there's no mention of this yo-yo being fired.
Posted by: t-bird
Bull. Shit. He has an excuse. He may not want to say what it is, but he has one.
That isn't something you just pull out of your ass and do.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:14 PM (7/YOc)
151
Is it official? Can we call Liz Warren "The Red Hen"? Best name ever.
Posted by: Guam at July 24, 2018 01:10 PM (ymnmz)
I just thought of that and almost said Hillary. But Warren works more betterer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (1AK1h)
Warren always reminded me of Marcy Darcy from Married with Children. Al was always calling her a chicken or a hen.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 24, 2018 01:14 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: This Is CNN! at July 24, 2018 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2018 01:15 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:15 PM (lwiT4)
What's the end game, though? Fifteen minutes of fame? Especially if you know it's a hoax. Why risk your reputation for something so ridiculous?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 24, 2018 01:15 PM (raFmT)
.............
You save a helluva lot of money doing the first two years at a community college as well, if you decide to go on for the four year degree.
It's crazy to pay $10k a year and up at a university just to take crap requirement classes.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2018 01:15 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:13 PM (DpEis)
At non-chain places we do too, and when I do I always write "cash" on the line for tip.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 24, 2018 01:15 PM (kUmUV)
let's see...the world's on fire from muslim aggression and acid attacks.
The number one concern of voters in every western nation is
immigration...and not that there's not enough of it either.
so, what does the media, dying and struggling to pay the bills focus on?
Sad muslim stories.
tank boy.
tip boy.
fuck you media. this is sad.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 24, 2018 01:13 PM (GV6hq)
Helloooooooo
Yooooooo called?
Posted by: Clock Boy at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (ymnmz)
So did I guess right?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (ue+Wr)
Posted by: johnd01 at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (ukNFU)
Yup.
Friend of mine who owns the main grocery store in a small town gave up on employing cashiers. Seems the young 'uns
Would work for a week, then, couldnt manage a saturday or weekend shift, didn't show up for work on time, or had a party to go to. Had.enough.
Just outfitted the store with four lanes of self checkout, only one lane staffed. No more employment opportunity for the work ethically challenged. Reap what you sow, kids.
Posted by: Derak at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (/LnUG)
What's this?
An op-ed was published in which the author says President Trump should be executed??
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (qqFtU)
Chicken Traaaaaaaaain.... runningallday.
Chicken Traaaaaaaaain.... runningallday.
Chicken Traaaaaaaaain.... runningallday.
I cant cant on.... I cant off.
Chick train taking chickens away.
boingboingboingboingboing
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (8XRCm)
255 So Larry Sabato says Dems are poised to retake the house in November. He is generally quite impartial isn't he? It is disappointing if this happens but that is the trend, no?
Posted by: IC at July 24, 2018 12:11 PM (a0IVu)
Maybe but I am sure he had The FAB up by 8 points on Election Night and an early night for Trump
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2018 12:19 PM (Lg2h/)
Sabato's final pick was Clinton 322 to Trump 216.
http://www.centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/articles
/our-final-2016-picks/
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (1AK1h)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2018 01:15 PM (so+oy)
But then they can't get away from their stuffy old daddy and dye their hair green-and-purple and get their lip pierced!
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:17 PM (DpEis)
I usually default 20% tip, but the idea that they "work so hard" and deserve extra money is such horse shit. Most roll out of bed at noon and work 5 hours.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 24, 2018 01:17 PM (UfkIY)
http://www.centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/articles
/our-final-2016-picks/
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (di1hb)
====================
Thanks! I was going to look that up this morning.
Posted by: mrp at July 24, 2018 01:17 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2018 01:17 PM (so+oy)
Gobsmacked.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zod at July 24, 2018 01:17 PM (H2cuc)
And it came back cold. At this point we're 20-30 minutes into the meal and everyone else is finished eating. Screw 'em. The manager comped me the meal, but screw 'em. Haven't been back since and always recommend against them.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 24, 2018 01:17 PM (/2X2F)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 24, 2018 01:17 PM (rwaEp)
Early night. You would think they'd have learned from November of '16.
But no. They're all in. Again. They cannot help themselves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:17 PM (1AK1h)
1. lib self-soothing that everyone out there, except them, are bad.
2. media pushing narrative
sad muslim stories ignore:
1. people are fed up with immigration, especially muz immigration.
2. mus go boom, people die.
3. people would probably buy newspapers if they ran stories people cared about.
In the latest round of fake news, it occured to me that the media depends on folks who can't read to buy their papers. Like we're not supposed to remember things from day to day, we're not supposed to be able to think for ourselves.
Fine, run tip-boy sad muslim stories. I'm concerned about other things and will consume content directed to the world we actually live in.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 24, 2018 01:18 PM (GV6hq)
Fuck all that. That's why I don't tip.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 24, 2018 01:18 PM (raFmT)
Posted by: The Machine at July 24, 2018 01:18 PM (XcgmW)
Hmm... Saltyass Steak House. Doesn't sound too appealing to me.
Posted by: johnd01 at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (ukNFU)
Helllooooooooo!
Yooooo called?
Posted by: Shemp at July 24, 2018 01:18 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:08 PM (o2MD2)
I noticed that too.
Posted by: rickl at July 24, 2018 01:18 PM (xjiRE)
What's the end game, though? Fifteen minutes of fame? Especially if
you know it's a hoax. Why risk your reputation for something so
ridiculous?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 24, 2018 01:15 PM (raFmT)
Youth are not noted for long-term thinking or adequate impulse control. Pre frontal cortex is still developing until age 25.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: The Machine at July 24, 2018 01:18 PM (XcgmW)
Is that in votes or in beads and trinkets?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (1AK1h)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (0tfLf)
I would just skip the return trip to Saltgrass and chalk it up to experience. No telling how much worse it could be.
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (g8jY5)
Good point.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (raFmT)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (GV6hq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (raFmT)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM (rwaEp)
Good point.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (raFmT)
"I know, right?!"
- - Occasional-Cortex
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM (1AK1h)
Or maybe the judges/managers are in on it, and only back off when confronted. Was their preexisting animus?
Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM (DpEis)
And when you put little hearts around it.
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM (rwaEp)
Brand new: the customer is always racist.
Posted by: The Ghost of Smokey Joe at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM (at4gV)
Yeah, the local supermarkets hire a lot of downs syndrome kids to bag groceries. They're all so sweet and innocent and eager to do well.
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM (qqFtU)
Posted by: Zod at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM (H2cuc)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (lwiT4)
This is true. Our local Publix has two of the hardest working, sweetest people in the world as grocery baggers. One of them hugs me every time I go in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
Just heard Rush describe PDT's latest tweet:
Trump says he's concerned Russians will try and interfere in November... to help the Democrats!!!
Ka-boom!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (1AK1h)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM
Very true.
Dedicated and focused on doing a good job.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (0tfLf)
We can all deplore 'young people today', but most I meet and deal with really work hard and honestly. Yes, there are goofuses but they are usually sorted pretty quickly. What surprised me was the employers in declining businesses that should have done well (location, etc) that somehow expected me to accept their excuses and sympathize for 'no good help' when they are acting like idiots.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Hillary! Third Times the Charm! at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Don't leave me out! I know how to run this eatatorium better than the owner.
Posted by: Noodle Boy at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 24, 2018 01:17 PM (rwaEp)
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Punctuation is important!:
"Let's eat, Grandma!".
"Let's eat Grandma!".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (b3Pum)
Just heard Rush describe PDT's latest tweet:
Trump says he's concerned Russians will try and interfere in November... to help the Democrats!!!
Ka-boom!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (1AK1h)
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
YEARGH
Mueller Mueller Mueller.
Argle Bargle.
Posted by: Lefty Jackass at July 24, 2018 01:22 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM (rwaEp)
How about no.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:22 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM (lwiT4)
This is true. Our local Publix has two of the hardest working, sweetest people in the world as grocery baggers. One of them hugs me every time I go in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
And then there's Margaret Sanger, the Nazi T-4 Programme, and Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:22 PM (1AK1h)
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2018 01:22 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Guam at July 24, 2018 01:22 PM (Pqytn)
- - Occasional-Cortex
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:20 PM
And once again I am reaching for the wipe cloth to get the tea off the screen.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:22 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Chris M at July 24, 2018 01:22 PM (eAZVt)
Trump says he's concerned Russians will try and interfere in November... to help the Democrats!!!
Ka-boom!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (1AK1h)
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
YEARGH
Mueller Mueller Mueller.
Argle Bargle.
Posted by: Lefty Jackass at July 24, 2018 01:22 PM (ym
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Red
Laser
Pointer
Gets them EVERY time.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2018 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (bT8Z4)
Businesses have gone from the customer is king to our employees are family and must be protected from evil customers.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (b3Pum)
"Phrasing."
- - Always Depend on Huma
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (1AK1h)
Posted by: Spitlover Supreme at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (XcgmW)
****
This is why I only eat pussy.
Posted by: HRC at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (xqfqx)
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but that's the problem. muzzies are culturally confident. They don't care.
it's a liberal thing. muzzies must be sad because "evil western society is oppressing them...come on...they're you know....b-b-b-b-brownish" plus Bush's war for oil.
This is a signal to liberals to berate their fellow countrymen as being intolerant. as if the rest of the world is tolerant.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (GV6hq)
216 Some of the best service workers are the handicapped.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:19 PM
Very true.
Dedicated and focused on doing a good job.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (0tfLf)
My little sister who has Downs Syndrome works in a bakery busing tables. The bakery loves her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:16 PM (39g3+)
I put it on the card so they get to pay their "fair share".
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Zod at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (H2cuc)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:24 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 24, 2018 01:24 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 01:24 PM (g8jY5)
Posted by: Spitlover Supreme at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (XcgmW)
Sir? Would you like loogie with that?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:24 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 24, 2018 01:24 PM (Bdeb0)
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I feel like I don't even know you people, anymore...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 01:25 PM (AzW6q)
I've known a lot of servers (my brother is a restaurant manager and I dated one). They work pretty hard, its not like steelworking or construction but they're on their feet and unless their boss is trying to rip them off its an 8-hour job with no breaks for lunch. Technically they're supposed to get the 2 breaks and a lunch thing but there's no time usually.
They don't deserve "extra" money though. They're just usually paid significantly under the local minimum wage, presuming tips make up the rest. Its the only way restaurants can hope to stay open, because they cannot charge enough for food to pay decent wages.
Youth are not noted for long-term thinking or adequate impulse control. Pre frontal cortex is still developing until age 25.
That's kind of overstated; kids can be trained to think and more importantly can be taught to trust and respect authority until they ARE ready to handle things on their own. They get neither these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (iys0/)
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They are just spiteful, self pitying and immature. That's their culture, which is why it is incompatible with ours. We have lots of individuals like that, but we've never elevated it to a moral ideal. That's why we should just leave them where they are until they evolve.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 24, 2018 01:25 PM (/qEW2)
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Dude, public school teachers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2018 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)
somewhere I saw the hoaxer was fired
Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (bT8Z4)
I saw Hoaxer play the evening festivites at the 15th Stage win venue at the Tour de France in 2016.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 24, 2018 01:25 PM (ymnmz)
somewhere I saw the hoaxer was fired
Yeah, I heard that he was no longer employed.
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 01:24 PM (g8jY5)
Here's hoping he doesn't get enraged over a local snack bar soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kraken"
I would mention Wegman's but that always seems to start a fight so I won't.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:25 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 24, 2018 01:15 PM
~~~~~
So, you work for the IRS?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2018 01:26 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2018 01:26 PM (LiyEm)
Snopes: Story rated 'Most Likely True'.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 24, 2018 01:26 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Spitlover Supreme at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (XcgmW)
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Heh..... Nazi thinks its "spit" in his food.
Posted by: SJW named "Tug" at July 24, 2018 01:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2018 01:26 PM (Fs5vw)
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I've thought about this many times. I think it's from having to struggle through your whole life to keep up with others. You know what actual adversity is, so you don't have to make it up for yourself by pretending a little overtime or extra effort is some kind of imposition that you're just too damned good for.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 01:26 PM (AzW6q)
Yeah, I heard that he was no longer employed.
Posted by: Antisocialist
I damn sure wouldn't eat there now.
I'd be afraid of Achmed walking back in, going "lulululululululu" and then boom!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:26 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: Shep! at July 24, 2018 01:26 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 24, 2018 01:27 PM (smCLJ)
Posted by: Spitlover Supreme at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (XcgmW)
Sir? Would you like loogie with that?
Posted by: Xipe Totec
This. Going back is failing the IQ test. Christ alone knows what will be done to those plates.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 24, 2018 01:27 PM (epWkE)
Posted by: Guam at July 24, 2018 01:27 PM (Pqytn)
Find the hoaxer, tar and feather him and then run him out of town on a rail.
The old ways work best.
Oh, and check his immigration status while you're at it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2018 01:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
____________
That's how I feel.
My guess is 10-1 waiters are ultra-liberal, so I want them understanding how taxes work and none of this under the table stuff.
Now my contractors that are ultra right-wing and have actual hard jobs, I enjoy paying them in cash.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 24, 2018 01:27 PM (UfkIY)
I wish these retards would learn that "The Boy Who Cried Terrorist!" is really an old old story.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 24, 2018 01:27 PM (smCLJ)
Chuckle.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 24, 2018 01:27 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:27 PM (DpEis)
Does anybody know why he decided to frame up this guy in particular? Should I read the article? Not my usual policy.
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2018 01:27 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Soylent Millennial at July 24, 2018 01:28 PM (XcgmW)
Posted by: steevy
You should see my kids eyes roll when my wife takes out her change purse to give exact change.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 24, 2018 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:25 PM
I love Wegmans!!!!
When I was living in NoVa I used to go to the one near Dulles.
Awesome place!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:28 PM (0tfLf)
Oooh! Think I'll buy a ticket when I head to my polling place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 01:28 PM (ptqGC)
Some states just assume a certain percentage of income as tips and tax that whether you made the tips or not. But they lowball it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:28 PM (39g3+)
Trump says he's concerned Russians will try and interfere in November... to help the Democrats!!!
So we have a government source that believes Russians are colluding with democrats and we have various news agenciescorroborating the government source by reporting on it . Sounds like we need to open a FISA investigation.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 01:29 PM (10vO4)
I hope the customer sues the hell of him and the restaurant, it's the only way they will stop if you hit them in the pocket book and I would tell them to shove the free meal.
I wonder what happened to the first guy this happened to, I know he got a lawyer and sued the server and the Restaurant.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 24, 2018 01:29 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:29 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 01:21 PM (b3Pum)
"Phrasing."
- - Always Depend on Huma
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (1AK1h)
Reminds me of my favorite "importance of punctuation and capitalization" illustration:
I had to help my Uncle Jack, off his horse.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2018 01:29 PM (9chmE)
When I was living in NoVa I used to go to the one near Dulles.
Awesome place!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes"
Yeah, they are all over Maryland now and are great. My wife is from Western NY so grew up with them and is very happy about that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:29 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Spitlover Supreme at July 24, 2018 01:23 PM (XcgmW)
Sir? Would you like loogie with that?
Posted by: Xipe Totec
This. Going back is failing the IQ test. Christ alone knows what will be done to those plates.
Posted by: Blue Hen
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I honestly never saw this happen one time in my experience in food service.
I know it does happen, but my guess it's if someone is over the top obnoxious in general, not the wrong dish was brought out.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 24, 2018 01:30 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 24, 2018 01:30 PM (smCLJ)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 01:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:29 PM (k1TUh)
Did you pay with Clinton 3 dollar bills?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:30 PM (o2MD2)
You should see my kids eyes roll when my wife takes out her change purse to give exact change.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 24, 2018 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)
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Wait.... WUT??
*I* do that. I also pay "up" to get to the even dollar or a quarter back in my change rather than 17cents.
"Ummmm sir. Why did you give me a Twenty and 8 cents??
"So you give me a five spot and a quarter back in change??"
Posted by: SJW named at July 24, 2018 01:31 PM (8XRCm)
Protip: Never order pee soup. Take my word for it.
Posted by: Tyler Durden at July 24, 2018 01:31 PM (LOgQ4)
Sell things people actually want !
What a crazy concept !
Bet they don't teach that in MBA school.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 24, 2018 01:31 PM (yN/cP)
And that, kiddos, is why he did it (that and "look ma, I'm viral!")
I know it does happen, but my guess it's if someone is over the top obnoxious in general, not the wrong dish was brought out.
Yeah they only do that if they are really, really annoyed with you (or want to be fired). If your chef got it wrong, they might be upset but its unlikely anyone is going to loog in your food.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:31 PM (39g3+)
Huma's least favorite phrase - Under Hill
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 24, 2018 01:30 PM (smCLJ)
Bill's least favorite phrase- Over the Hill
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 01:31 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2018 01:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2018 01:32 PM (zObQ4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 24, 2018 01:32 PM (smCLJ)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at July 24, 2018 01:32 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:29 PM (k1TUh)
Did you pay with Clinton 3 dollar bills?
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Blow her mind. Pay with $2 bills.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:32 PM (7/YOc)
Shut down all chains for a week if you have to!!!
Posted by: Howard Schultz at July 24, 2018 01:32 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 24, 2018 01:32 PM (waD4g)
Tariq Nasheed
@tariqnasheed
This whole "Bill Cosby will be listed as a violent sexual predator" is nothing more than the "I'm white and I say so" law that is the basis of systematic white supremacy.They can label ANY Black person anything they want, and punish that Black person based on those made up labels
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2018 01:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:32 PM (k1TUh)
Yeah well she probably only learned about checks from taking the job, they don't teach how to write a check any more in school and she probably thinks its from the dark ages.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
*I* do that. I also pay "up" to get to the even dollar or a quarter back in my change rather than 17cents.
"Ummmm sir. Why did you give me a Twenty and 8 cents??
"So you give me a five spot and a quarter back in change??"
Posted by: SJW
They tease her about not knowing how a debt card works.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 24, 2018 01:33 PM (Bdeb0)
Shocking that terrible totalitarian government and private national banking monetary policies over the last 5 decades would accually fuck up younger generations. Didn't republicans run on this the last 2 decades, that younger generations would pay? I believe they did, and lied about their real positions which are no different from Dims.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 24, 2018 01:34 PM (ue+Wr)
Posted by: EPA sign at July 24, 2018 01:34 PM (zObQ4)
121 []Mu-Nuvia was once known as Lower Peruvia.
"mu-nuvia" *is* "lower peruvia" in lower peruvian.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 24, 2018 01:34 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Tyler Durden"
I can never order egg drop soup again after a friend compared the results of certain adult activities in a hot tub its appearance (sorry for the visual).
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:34 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 24, 2018 01:34 PM (yN/cP)
The San Francisco-based Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Tuesday that the Second Amendment guarantees Americans' right to carry a gun for self-defense in public, overturning a Hawaii licensing rule that limited gun possession to the home.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
Oh my
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 01:34 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
Trump Effect?? Spreading ??
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 01:34 PM (DpEis)
Sell things people actually want !
What a crazy concept !
Bet they don't teach that in MBA school.
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this is why folks make (allegedly) money on podcasts while newspapers filled with anti-news, hiding crime stats about muzzies and aztecs and so on don't get sold.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 24, 2018 01:35 PM (GV6hq)
Did you give her the Faticida Look?
Posted by: eyebeams at July 24, 2018 01:35 PM (+INtM)
I went to a Wegman's recently. Surprisingly surprised at the prices. Not all, but some.
It's like I have to shop at different stores to hit the different price structures. Paying $3.00 a gallon for gas to save cents.
That makes sense, right?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 24, 2018 01:35 PM (LOgQ4)
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Self help wealth redistribution.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2018 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Stop going to movie theaters too. I haven't been in one in 14 years. F^ck them.
Stop going to spectator sports. It's all ginned-up nonsense, and they build it with our tax money, and give us woke lectures. Screw them Stop going.
F&ck all destination entertainment. Shut down that whole segment of the economy. New rules.
Posted by: gp at July 24, 2018 01:35 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 24, 2018 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)
They participated in a completely false hoax. Boycott these fuckers until they are Made to Care.
I really get upset when Ace recommends these mild namby-pamby reactions.
Boycotting Saltgrass Steak House needs to be the just the first step of a massive campaign:
1. Boycott Saltgrass Steak House.
2. Hound the owner personally until he commits suicide.
3. Demand that the waiter be jailed and astronomically fined for stalking, harassment, slander, terroristic threats, etc.
4. Demand that all corporation sell itself to a coalition of right-wing groups.
5. Initiate a hair-on-fire emergency nationwide pressure campaign on all congressmen to pass a new Hoax Bill which increases the federal penalties for hoax hate crimes to 50 years in the federal penitentiary.
6. Declare July 24 "National Hoax Cynicism Day"
7. Institute "Hoax Awareness" classes in all elementary schools across the nation, as a permanent change in the curriculum.
And I'm juist getting started.
Seriously, this is how the Left rects to EVERYTHING. Unless we do the same, their strategy erodes away little by little, through attrition.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2018 01:35 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 24, 2018 01:35 PM (Vs607)
Posted by: Saltgrass Steak House at July 24, 2018 01:36 PM (wjHbC)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 24, 2018 01:35 PM (GV6hq)
ABDULAZIZ DID NOTHING WRONG!!!
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:36 PM (UnA8+)
from having to struggle through your whole life to keep up with others.
You know what actual adversity is, so you don't have to make it up for
yourself by pretending a little overtime or extra effort is some kind of
imposition that you're just too damned good for.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 01:26 PM (AzW6q)
True. I would think it also relates to - well, "service" in the title. At the end of the day, all of us are in "service" of the customer, but when it's in the title of your job or specifically described therein. Bagged groceries as a youngster, always did my best and tried to act professional. This was back in the day the customer pulled up and ran over a hose that rang a bell and you put the groceries in the car or trunk.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 24, 2018 01:36 PM (q1VoB)
This will never change. The accusation of racism is, and will remain the Social Kiss of Death. These people fear it more than anything else on the planet. They've been conditioned to do so.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2018 01:36 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:29 PM (k1TUh)
A guy in front of me was buying a large amount of cigarettes and he tried 3 different credit cards all declined. The cashier knew they were stolen cards and he said to me its company policy not to call the police.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 24, 2018 01:36 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2018 01:36 PM (7n4KQ)
In other news, the MegaMillions jackpot is now $522,000,000.
That would solve pretty much every problem I have.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM (HaL55)
Tariq Nasheed
@tariqnasheed
This whole "Bill Cosby will be listed as a violent sexual predator" is nothing more than the "I'm white and I say so" law that is the basis of systematic white supremacy.They can label ANY Black person anything they want, and punish that Black person based on those made up labels
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2018 01:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Notice how he ignores the real problem which is feminism and SJWism. They just can't name the actual people electing people who implement and push for the very policies and laws they complain about.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM (ue+Wr)
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM (c+2jX)
2. Hound the owner personally until he commits suicide.
3. Demand that the waiter be jailed and astronomically fined for stalking, harassment, slander, terroristic threats, etc.
4. Demand that all corporation sell itself to a coalition of right-wing groups.
5. Initiate a hair-on-fire emergency nationwide pressure campaign on all congressmen to pass a new Hoax Bill which increases the federal penalties for hoax hate crimes to 50 years in the federal penitentiary.
6. Declare July 24 "National Hoax Cynicism Day"
7. Institute "Hoax Awareness" classes in all elementary schools across the nation, as a permanent change in the curriculum.
And I'm juist getting started.
Seriously, this is how the Left rects to EVERYTHING. Unless we do the same, their strategy erodes away little by little, through attrition.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2018 01:35 PM (c+2jX)
You forgot "Stalk and scare the shit out of his wife and kids".
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM (UnA8+)
Just the tri-tip I promise.
Posted by: Saltgrass Steak House at July 24, 2018 01:36 PM (wjHbC)
Try our rump roast
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
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Yeah... but it was a panel ruling. The entire court now has to hear and rule en banc.
I smell a trap.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM (8XRCm)
@tariqnasheed
This whole "Bill Cosby will be listed as a violent sexual predator" is nothing more than the "I'm white and I say so" law that is the basis of systematic white supremacy.They can label ANY Black person anything they want, and punish that Black person based on those made up labels
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Huh.
I guess Tariq is somehow exempted from the white supremacist oppression.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM (vg8iE)
Does that include strip clubs?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2018 01:38 PM (7n4KQ)
Some states just assume a certain percentage of income as tips and tax that whether you made the tips or not. But they lowball it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:28 PM (39g3+)
I am also fond of the idea that they have to wait for it in their paycheck instead of walking home with it at the end of their shift.
More fairness.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 24, 2018 01:38 PM (di1hb)
Zombie, I like the direction your outlook has taken over the past ten years.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:38 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: gp at July 24, 2018 01:38 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:38 PM (OD2ni)
other news, the MegaMillions jackpot is now $522,000,000.
That would solve pretty much every problem I have.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM (HaL55)
That's not really FU money
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 01:38 PM (10vO4)
I guess Tariq is somehow exempted from the white supremacist oppression.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM (vg8iE)
Wasn't it the Left who wanted to take Cosby down in the first place, because they were sick of him saying things like "Black Kids need to stop acting like thugs"?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:39 PM (UnA8+)
Founded 1991
HQ Houston, Texas, United States
Key people
Tilman J. Fertitta (President, CEO & Sole Owner)
Owner Landry's Restaurants
Tilman Joseph Fertitta (born June 25, 1957) is an American billionaire businessman and television personality. He is the chairman, CEO, and sole owner of Landry's, Inc., one of the largest restaurant corporations in the U.S.[2][3] He also owns the National Basketball Association (NBA)'s Houston Rockets.[4][5]
Fertitta is chairman of the board of regents of the University of Houston System.
His portfolio includes:
The Golden Nugget Hotel and Casinos;
Morton's The Steakhouse;
Rainforest Cafe;
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.;
McCormick & Schmick's Seafood & Steaks;
Saltgrass Steak House;
Claim Jumper;
Chart House;
The Oceanaire;
Mastro's Restaurants;
Grotto Restaurants [26]
and Vic & Anthony's Steakhouse.[27][28]
In 2017 he acquired half of EMM group, owner of the Catch Restaurants [29].
More @wiki:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landry%27s,_Inc.#Dining
Posted by: Simple Jack at July 24, 2018 01:39 PM (Y0wjb)
2. Hound the owner personally until he commits suicide.
3. Demand that the waiter be jailed and astronomically fined for stalking, harassment, slander, terroristic threats, etc.
4. Demand that all corporation sell itself to a coalition of right-wing groups.
5. Initiate a hair-on-fire emergency nationwide pressure campaign on all congressmen to pass a new Hoax Bill which increases the federal penalties for hoax hate crimes to 50 years in the federal penitentiary.
6. Declare July 24 "National Hoax Cynicism Day"
7. Institute "Hoax Awareness" classes in all elementary schools across the nation, as a permanent change in the curriculum.
And I'm juist getting started.
Seriously, this is how the Left rects to EVERYTHING. Unless we do the same, their strategy erodes away little by little, through attrition.
Posted by: zombie
SWEET! Another convert to the dark side.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:39 PM (7/YOc)
if the meme is allowed to.slip by, then any conservative on staff is at risk of being a Defender Of Racists.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 24, 2018 01:39 PM (waD4g)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM (HaL55)
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Oh, we can think of a few you would still have....
Posted by: IRS at July 24, 2018 01:39 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:39 PM (lwiT4)
That would solve pretty much every problem I have.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM
You think?
Posted by: Every One of Backwards Boys Relatives Who Will Milk Him Dry at July 24, 2018 01:39 PM (LOgQ4)
Imagine a Christian waiter in a Pakistan restaurant who showed the owner a receipt saying "We don't tip kuffar filth". The owner and the rest of the staff would probably say "we didn't realize you were Christian" and behead him. Then they'd offer the customer free dinners for life.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 24, 2018 01:39 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:40 PM (OD2ni)
That would solve pretty much every problem I have.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 01:37 PM (HaL55)
It would fill the $522,000,000 shaped hole in my soul.
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2018 01:40 PM (NLLmE)
Why does this keep happening? (we know why)
How does this disprove claims of "white privilege" when this always is used to accuse whites of racism?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2018 01:40 PM (W+vEI)
Also, I agree that tipping is a terrible practice that must be done away with; just as soon as the restaurants pay a good wage. Unless and until that happens, the tips are the wait staff's livelihood, so pony up and don't be a Grinch.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 24, 2018 01:40 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2018 01:40 PM (DaDYr)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (waD4g)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:11 PM (OD2ni)
And since we are now the second most populous State, we have more than enough dick heads to go around. Plus, there are few places in the nation outside of California, New Yawk City, and D.C. that can match Austin for stupidity.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2018 01:40 PM (DaDYr)
I always tell them to overload the bags.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (o2MD2)
Takes a while for our "new arrivals" to learn toilets can handle paper. Nice thing about leaving Cal, no more "Eau de Mexico" in restaurant restrooms.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: TJ at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (D1q5z)
On the very rare occasions I have gotten such bad service from the wait-staff that I don't leave a tip, I always make a point of telling the manager about the bad service.
If I use a credit card, I also write "CASH" in the tip line because I leave cash tips. Had a server help herself to an extra couple bucks one time I left a tip on the CC receipt, so never again. I now keep the receipt until the charge posts on the credit card.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (YQ4mh)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landry%27s,_Inc.#Dining
Posted by: Simple Jack at July 24, 2018 01:39 PM (Y0wjb)
Any relation to the Fertittas that used to own UFC?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: LASue at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (MWRy2)
Posted by: gp at July 24, 2018 01:42 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 24, 2018 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)
This will never change. The accusation of racism is, and will remain the Social Kiss of Death. These people fear it more than anything else on the planet. They've been conditioned to do so.
It will until somebody decides to confront their accuser directly and say "Prove it." I actually had someone tell me that my opposition to Obama's stance on the oil pipeline was "racist." When I asked him exactly how that was, he couldn't give me an answer. The best part was doing that in front of about 6 other people.
Everybody knows that any charge of racism is bullshit, yet we tolerate being accused of something we never did nor intended. I cannot for the life of me figure out why.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 01:42 PM (HaL55)
I smell a trap.
Posted by: fixerupper"
Has Trump been able to get some judges on the 9th Circuit? It really needs some balancing along with the 4th.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:42 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2018 01:42 PM (LiyEm)
Saltgrass Steakhouse: Come back and dine on us, we'll even find you a steak without marks from the jockey's whip.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 24, 2018 01:42 PM (bML9A)
-Ben Shapiro, probably
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2018 01:43 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: gp at July 24, 2018 01:42 PM (mk9aG)
Never been to one. I'm pretty sure I'd leave just as miserable and lonely as when I arrived.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 01:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: gp at July 24, 2018 01:42 PM (mk9aG)
You aren't gonna get laid at a strip club, but you can get fucked.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:43 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2018 01:40 PM (DaDYr)
My observation is they pretty much bag in the sequence they scan. So I save breads for last and group the cold stuff together when I put it on the belt.
Yeah, I load plan my cart. Mrs IMG tolerates it.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 24, 2018 01:43 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 01:43 PM (VpIIl)
It reminds me of the story yesterday about how the New York Daily News fired most of its staffers - they had lost $30 million each year for the last 3 years. Since Trump took office, they had the genius idea of being the biggest Never Trumper paper around, running lurid front pages the Left and the never-Trumpers loved.
But oops, none of that actually made any money, even though it made the libs running the place feel good, and the guy who was on the hook for paying all the bills got sick of paying all those bills. Times Up! Everybody out of the Pool!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:43 PM (k1TUh)
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Too polite.
the *proper* derogatory term is *rag*.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2018 01:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:39 PM (UnA8+)
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Why yes, yes it was. The Right "Reverend" Al Sharpton did an especially spittle flecked, foaming at the mouth interview on Fox right after the first time Cosby did that.
They are NOT supposed to leave the reservation.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 01:44 PM (b3Pum)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 24, 2018 01:36 PM (dKiJG)
In Texas, it's a felony to even attempt to use a stolen credit card. I know. I busted a couple trying to use a stolen cc at the jewelry counter of a department store I worked loss prevention at.
Had the customer/owner of the card on the phone telling me his wallet had been stolen out of his truck earlier in the day.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:44 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: wrg500"
Nice. It really is beautiful there this time of year. Shame the winters are so brutal.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:44 PM (OD2ni)
Inviting the customer back after publicly humiliating him is diddly squat.
Posted by: mercenary13 at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (VEOMc)
This. Saltgrass's mea culpa didn't cost them anything, because that customer is not going to set foot in that restaurant again.
Another solution is to buy the Horde Cookbook and make all your meals at home. You get awesome recipes, money is made for some great charities, and you deprive these places of your disposable income. Win-win, in my book.
Posted by: moki at July 24, 2018 01:44 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:43 PM (o2MD2)
There is NO sex in the champagne room. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room, but you don't want champagne!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 01:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 01:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 01:45 PM (OiC69)
"Yeah... but it was a panel ruling. The entire court now has to hear and rule en banc.
I smell a trap.
Posted by: fixerupper"
Has Trump been able to get some judges on the 9th Circuit? It really needs some balancing along with the 4th.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:42 PM (OD2ni)
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I'm not an attorney, but doesn't the defendant have to appeal to the appellate court for a full-panel ruling?
Posted by: mrp at July 24, 2018 01:45 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: steevy
Let's talk....
Posted by: future ex-wife at July 24, 2018 01:45 PM (Bdeb0)
Any relation to the Fertittas that used to own UFC?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (UnA8+)
"He is the third cousin of former UFC owners Lorenzo and Frank Fertitta. An avid sports fan, Fertitta is a vocal supporter of the University of Houston Cougars and can be seen at most Cougar football and basketball games as well as court side for Houston Rockets basketball games. "
Posted by: Simple Jack at July 24, 2018 01:45 PM (Y0wjb)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 01:44 PM (NWiLs)
You want
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:46 PM (UnA8+)
Would that involve cooking? Because if it involves cooking, I'm going to have a problem.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:46 PM (lwiT4)
Has Trump been able to get some judges on the 9th Circuit? It really needs some balancing along with the 4th.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:42 PM (OD2ni)
There web page says the have 20 vacancies and Trump has 7 nominations pending.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 01:46 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 24, 2018 01:46 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: mrp"
The loser has to appeal for a rehearing en banc (full court) which is seldom granted but probably will be here.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:47 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
Tip: Try the fish and chips special.
Posted by: Saltgrass Steak House at July 24, 2018 01:47 PM (wjHbC)
Posted by: mrp at July 24, 2018 01:45 PM (Pqytn)"
In a word, yes. And they have not yet filed.
Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 01:47 PM (VpIIl)
Zombie, I like the direction your outlook has taken over the past ten years.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
I am SO DONE. I haven't just had it up to here (holds hand indicating chin-level) with the Left, I've had it up to HERE (holds hand way over my head). My disgust, loathing, cynicism, hatred and malevolence toward the Left has replaced any lingering pity, mystification or empathy I may have had.
Anyone who isn't ConservaWoke at this point isn't worth the time of day.
In the past, if I passed a Greenpeace or Planned Parenthood or Democratic Party canvasser on the street and they approached me with the typical, "Excuse me, would you like to help save the planet?" or some such, I'd just say "No thank you" and walk on. Then I graduated to just totally ignoring them as if they didn't exist. Now? I actively snarl at them. They don't merit communicating with actual human words; I snarl at them like a predator that smells injured prey.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2018 01:47 PM (c+2jX)
Would that involve cooking? Because if it involves cooking, I'm going to have a problem.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:46 PM (lwiT4)
grammie, baby steps. Make the drinks, have the Rev make the meals. Still a win win!
Posted by: moki at July 24, 2018 01:47 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 24, 2018 01:43 PM (di1hb)
That's how I was raised, at any rate.
Used to piss me off when you'd stack out the conveyor in a sensible manner, but the cashier goes rogue on you and just starts scanning stuff higgledy-piggledy anyway.
We're trying to have a civilization here, people.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2018 01:48 PM (AURKQ)
My only gripe with grocery store baggers is that they tend to put only one or two items in a bag, like Walmart. I have 15 items and 13 bags.
If you overload the cheap piece of crap Chinese bags they tear apart. They do most of the time even with a light load.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (waD4g)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM
~~~~~
Don't write "cash"--just draw a line through the tip line or put $0.00 in there. Unless, of course, your name is Lois Lerner.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (Ri0Ku)
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Too polite.
the *proper* derogatory term is *rag*.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2018 01:44 PM (8XRCm)
If youse guys need to move some Diamonds, I got a couple guys that can help ya out. I wouldn't use towels or rags to describe 'em to youse, though...
Posted by: Nicky Santoro, stealing diamonds in Vegas at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (Y0wjb)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2018 01:48 PM (AURKQ)
Filthy Kuffar.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (lwiT4)
Power to the People indeed.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (VpIIl)
Which, by the way, is what you did.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (NAs56)
Would that involve cooking? Because if it involves cooking, I'm going to have a problem.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:46 PM
GW,
Step one, mix a batch of my Metropolitans...found in the cookbook and it is easy to do.
Enjoy with gusto!
After that you won't be cooking...but you will be on fire in the kitchen!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (0tfLf)
Nothing could convince the media a white conservative was the victim of an act of hate. Not even if the perp filmed himself doing said act of hate.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 01:44 PM
We guarantee pink champagne on ice, AND mirrored ceilings.
Check in, dude.
Posted by: Hotel California at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (LOgQ4)
Sit at home and look at all the naked women you want on the internet. Really pretty ones, that don't look defiled and don't pose like dogs in heat. Classy dames.
Posted by: gp at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (g8jY5)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (Ri0Ku)
A Wide X.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: zombie
I hereby make a motion to bestow Honorary Texan on zombie.
All those in favor signify by saying "Aye".
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (7/YOc)
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The one here in Denver, is these clowns on the 16th Street Mall, who ask "Do you have a minute for the environment?"
I'm actually a conservationist, myself.
So I tell them "I've got all the time in the world for the environment, but not one spare second for your bullshit."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Bensdad00 at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (MT20I)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (vtcmf)
And fukking Tim Scott just sank a very good one because he want's to play games with his race card.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:51 PM (k1TUh)
I have a job, I treat myself to only the good stuff.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 24, 2018 01:51 PM (XXl7H)
Poetry!
Next logical step is ripping throats with your teeth! Heh.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:51 PM (o2MD2)
Needs to be broken up just for the sake of efficiency. One court handling like 20,000 square miles is insane. Needs to be broken up into regions to work better.
That judge that got turned down because of a mild tweet from years ago? Was up for 9th. GOP is its worst enemy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 24, 2018 01:51 PM (uDcBt)
All those in favor signify by saying "Aye".
Aye! Right now I'm thinking of Zombie at some protester's convention, and picturing Robert Stack stomping through the Airport Lobby.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 01:52 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: LASue at July 24, 2018 01:52 PM (MWRy2)
Posted by: Tom Servo
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 01:53 PM (7/YOc)
Yeah, guy is either a traitor or a halfwit.
or both.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)
Why does this make me imagine this is you making breakfast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcCRdeFnYew
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2018 01:53 PM (W+vEI)
Of course, that level of understanding would only come if you thought ahead and knew that actions had consequences.
I blame the parents.
**spit**
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2018 01:53 PM (7UW64)
This cocksucker James Clapper was a general?
A general??
What kind of military do we have when a shitbag like james clapper can be a general?
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 01:53 PM (qqFtU)
Needs to be broken up just for the sake of efficiency. One court handling like 20,000 square miles is insane. Needs to be broken up into regions to work better."
They did that for the 5th Circuit years ago since it was ridiculous to have Florida and Texas in the same Circuit. Cal should have its own Circuit and the rest can go in a new 12th Circuit.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (OD2ni)
Yeah,I'm willing to deal with the problems winning $500 million will cause...
I can hire people to worry about those problems.
I'll be on Ginger Island with my squad of Bikini Gingers and a drink with one of those little umbrellas in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (xBSm0)
Any bodega or Aldi or Save-a-Lot: A-holes come in with a card they bought from some low-life 5 minutes ago. It's no good. So they get on their cell phone and call fifteen people trying to get a PIN that works. Meanwhile, everybody else waits for the f%ck-knob.
"Oh yeah man, this card has $19 on it and I'll let you have it for $10. PIN is 1234." Who wouldn't jump on an offer like that? F*cking douchelord a-holes.
Posted by: gp at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (mk9aG)
Nothing could convince the media a white conservative was the victim of an act of hate. Not even if the perp filmed himself doing said act of hate.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (nBr1j)
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Somebody wrote FAG on my birthday cake!
So...no.
Posted by: A. Fag at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: zombie
Try talking to them in a made up language. They get the cutest looks on their faces.
Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: gp
I like what I like.
Posted by: Old Yeller at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (epWkE)
I hereby make a motion to bestow Honorary Texan on zombie.
All those in favor signify by saying "Aye".
Do you have to be from Texas to vote?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (10vO4)
Yeah, guy is either a traitor or a halfwit.
or both.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)
Harsh.
Posted by: LASue at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (MWRy2)
It seems like every one of these "hate crimes" turn out to be hoaxes. Ever notice that most of them aren't even well done (steak pun obligatory)? If you're going to be a racist, you're going to do better than some poorly-scrabbled graffiti or banana peels.
And Salt Grass can pound sand. I used to like eating there, but no longer. Banning a customer without doing a thorough review is just awful.
Good idea on the cash tip idea. Always mark through the line so the server can't help themselves.
Posted by: grizzledcoastie at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (me2RX)
Yes, but there's no longer enough room in my crawlspace.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (DCYln)
Oh. Oh my heavens no. 0___0
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (lwiT4)
I know there is a story here, but I won't ask!
grammie, you are hereby exempted from having to cook. You deserve to enjoy your life!!
Posted by: moki at July 24, 2018 01:55 PM (V+V48)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcCRdeFnYew
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2018 01:53 PM (W+vEI)
HAHA - only difference is I don't smoke!
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:55 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 01:53 PM (qqFtU)
Wesley "shit eating dog" Clark was a general. So there is precedent.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:55 PM (o2MD2)
Better: I had to help my Uncle Jack off his horse. No comma required, and an incorrect use of a comma to boot.
Or should I say: No comma, required, and, an incorrect use, of a comma, to boot.
Barely acceptable, but goofy, if Uncle Jack has not been previously referenced: I had to help my Uncle, Jack, off his horse.
And speaking of Goofy, watch out for improper capitalization: Pluto told Micky that Minnie was fuckin Goofy!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 24, 2018 01:56 PM (Vs607)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 24, 2018 01:56 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 01:53 PM (qqFtU)
Wesley "shit eating dog" Clark was a general. So there is precedent.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 01:55 PM (o2MD2)
They're in the Danger Hall of Fame just like Mueller!
Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2018 01:56 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 01:56 PM (lwiT4)
or both.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)
There's a weird parallel between this and the OP.
Normal Americans as a general rule, and rightfully so, abhor overt racism (jokes aside). So when we see it, it triggers an immediate reaction.
The restaurant managers saw it, but didn't look deep enough to realize it was a hoax and a lie. So they reacted poorly by banning the customer.
Tim Scott saw it, but didn't look deep enough to realize it was a hoax and a lie. So he reacted poorly by torpedoing the nominee.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2018 01:56 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: grizzledcoastie at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (me2RX)
Giant X.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:56 PM (UnA8+)
I thought, "why would this Dem be hiding in the GOP?"
I was young and naive.
I now know that it's a good 80% of the Republican Party candidates and officials.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 01:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (nBr1j)
Crowder went after the woman pretending to be a man who threatened to firebomb his van. Got it all on tape. Even filed charges with the police about it. And still, the special snowflakes called him a hater, because he stood up to their armchair anarchy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2018 01:58 PM (7UW64)
Nothing could convince the media a white conservative was the victim of an act of hate. Not even if the perp filmed himself doing said act of hate.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 24, 2018 01:50 PM (nBr1j)
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Somebody wrote FAG on my birthday cake!
So...no.
Posted by: A. Fag at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (vDqXW)
What if your name is Franklin Arthur Gillespie? Then it's just a nice monogram.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 01:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 01:58 PM (AzW6q)
And the ones who haven't will lose their will to fight it any time now...
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:58 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:06 PM (39g3+)
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And they get on my lawn!!
Posted by: Grumpy Old Man at July 24, 2018 01:58 PM (vDqXW)
I eat at Indian buffets.
They aren't going to spit in that food.
i hope.
Never eaten at Saltgrass. Kind of pricey I think for a chain.
Posted by: Glenn John at July 24, 2018 01:58 PM (LilNs)
Yes, but there's no longer enough room in my crawlspace.
Posted by: t-bird
Sorry not at this moment I have a tree with a nesting pair of eagles I need to cut down. You here tomorrow?
Posted by: future ex-wife at July 24, 2018 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)
Better: I had to help my Uncle Jack off his horse. No comma required, and an incorrect use of a comma to boot.
Or should I say: No comma, required, and, an incorrect use, of a comma, to boot.
Barely acceptable, but goofy, if Uncle Jack has not been previously referenced: I had to help my Uncle, Jack, off his horse.
And speaking of Goofy, watch out for improper capitalization: Pluto told Micky that Minnie was fuckin Goofy!"
Meanwhile, back at the Ranch, Grandma was beating off the Indians!
Posted by: Randolph Scott at July 24, 2018 01:59 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: gp at July 24, 2018 01:42 PM (mk9aG)
What is even more pathetic is watching women pretend to be men at male stripping events. Women think, "Oh, if we are as loud, obnoxious, and horny as men it will be so much fun!" I don't know why they believed the memo that working outside of the home was an invitation to female happiness, but they're being lied to again if they've been told how much fun it is to have some guy bump and grind your face in a "party" atmosphere. The men that do go to strip clubs do it because they believe it is expected, they can get away from non-sexual women, and can smoke cigars and drink among their own kind. And if they do cop a feel, the worst thing that will happen is they'll be kicked out, although some places might provide for an attitude adjustment. But, they won't be taken to court and ruined financially.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 24, 2018 01:59 PM (9BLnV)
I've been stiffed on the tip more than a few times. I never really care that much. I have people that tip me way too much as well.
It averages out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 24, 2018 01:59 PM (FItD4)
The fact of the matter is that we can't match the them in that department.
The restaurant made the calculation that pissing off the left is less painful than pissing off their customers.
The really despicable is that the restaurant didn't fire the waiter.
Posted by: rayj at July 24, 2018 01:59 PM (pI/IV)
They are forbidden here, and they will be forbidden where you live too.
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2018 01:59 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: LASue
Yes, but the left does not need help ruining our judiciary or stacking it against us. This is the single federal court that most needs to be returned to sanity, and he's torpedoing nominations for this horsecrap. That's inexcusable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 01:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: X at July 24, 2018 01:59 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 24, 2018 02:00 PM (Bdeb0)
What kind of military do we have when a shitbag like james clapper can be a general?
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 01:53 PM (qqFtU)
This country has a long history of shitbag generals.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 02:00 PM (10vO4)
He tips well, but I doubt that makes a difference to the people who think this is okay to do
Posted by: barbarausa at July 24, 2018 02:00 PM (gTKmn)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 02:00 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:00 PM (NWiLs)
This "rraaacism!!" crap is tiring. Especially when it's not even rrraaaacism they are actually trying to address.
But false accusations are a big deal - no matter what they're about. Bearing false witness is a bad enough action that it made the top ten commandments. It is one of the worst things a person can do in civilized society. And aiding and abetting the bearing of false witness is just as bad.
I've never heard of this chain so I can't boycott them. I hope the customer sues their asses - the terrorist waiter, the company and all the employees involved in this all the way up to the board, personally, and gets some ridiculously outrageous award from an insane jury.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 24, 2018 02:01 PM (ZVU3Y)
Posted by: Ringading brothers at July 24, 2018 02:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 02:00 PM (lwiT4)
...,
Thanks grammie. Just keep him in your prayers.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 24, 2018 02:02 PM (FItD4)
I always do it with a smile, and I always tell them I will pray for their depraved souls.
When I was a stay at home mom, it made my day to mess with them. Downright entertaining.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2018 02:02 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: ShainS at July 24, 2018 02:02 PM (aY3o/)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 02:02 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 24, 2018 02:03 PM (ty7RM)
Once they get rid of the elephants it will be all over.
Posted by: Ringading brothers at July 24, 2018 02:01 PM (IqV8l)
Without the elephants it's just a clown show.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 02:03 PM (10vO4)
The fact of the matter is that we can't match the them in that department.
Posted by: rayj at July 24, 2018 01:59 PM (pI/IV)
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Imagine a world where not freaking out is a political choice...
Posted by: Rod Serling at July 24, 2018 02:03 PM (vDqXW)
Bwahahahahahahaha. GFY.
No way would I ever eat there again.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 12:58 PM (7/YOc)
My response?
1. "Fuck you."
2. "My lawyer will be contacting you."
3. "BTW, discovery's a bitch. I'm your customer and I'll be ruining your waiter's life."
4. "See you in court."
5. "Did I say fuck you? Because fuck you."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 24, 2018 02:03 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 24, 2018 02:04 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: ShainS at July 24, 2018 02:04 PM (aY3o/)
Brittany DeBarros
Im on Army Orders for the next 14 Days and there's not much I can do about that. WHAT I CAN DO is schedule daily posts in my absence with facts about the horror being carried out by our war machine for profit. Please RT. DAY 1
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2018 02:04 PM (dNzKv)
I always do it with a smile, and I always tell them I will pray for their depraved souls.
When I was a stay at home mom, it made my day to mess with them. Downright entertaining.
Posted by: tcn in AK
Nice!
See, everybody? You don't even need to leave your house to make a difference in this world.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2018 02:04 PM (c+2jX)
They aren't going to spit in that food.
Posted by: Glenn John at July 24, 2018 01:58 PM (LilNs)
Spit will be one of the least gross things about Indian food.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 24, 2018 02:04 PM (LZTNF)
Imagine a world where not freaking out is a political choice...
Posted by: Rod Serling
We control the vertical
We control the horizontal
We control the freaking out
Posted by: The Control Voice at July 24, 2018 02:05 PM (IqV8l)
Try talking to them in a made up language. They get the cutest looks on their faces.
You could always recite some Shakespeare or a scene from your favorite movie. Or song lyrics, preferably a Broadway tune.
The best one a guitar-player friend showed me: look pissed-off. They won't even approach you.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 02:05 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 02:05 PM (qqFtU)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 24, 2018 02:04 PM (JKNZq)
Cardboard boxes instead of bags ... for the environment? LOL.
I bet they get a kick out of watching the old ladies trying to carry their cardboard boxes full of food ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 24, 2018 02:06 PM (ZVU3Y)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2018 01:49 PM (Ri0Ku)
Why?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 24, 2018 02:06 PM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs
Still better than sushi.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 24, 2018 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2018 02:06 PM (dNzKv)
Will never forget the time two college gals knocked on our door well after 9:00pm to raise money for a local rape crisis center (we lived near a university). Hubby sternly lectured them that they really should not be knocking on strangers' doors late at night if they want to prevent rape!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2018 02:06 PM (W+vEI)
Until they were caught, they were putting them in waste that got incinerated for fuel in Oregon.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2018 02:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 02:07 PM (qqFtU)
1. Get yourself a sous vide machine. I have an Anova. You can get one for about $100 on sale.
2. Buy your steak from a really high end place online. I use Snake River farms. Inch and a half thick minimum, two inches are preferable
3. Sous vide your steak at 132 for about two hours with some aromatics in the bag (eg rosemary)
4. Get a charcoal chimney going during the cook
5. Put a cast iron grate on top of the chimney
6. Once the steak is done, pat it dry really well with paper towels, then toss it on top of the grate for about 12 seconds per side, remember to get the edges as well
7. Salt and pepper generously
8. Cut your steak ACROSS THE GRAIN. With the grain cuts will be tougher
9. After cutting, give the steak a good minute for that beautiful red interior to bloom
Now eat that amazing steak. I guarantee it'll be one of the best you've ever had.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 02:08 PM (9qZ3S)
Try talking to them in a made up language. They get the cutest looks on their faces.
You could always recite some Shakespeare or a scene from your favorite movie. Or song lyrics, preferably a Broadway tune.
The best one a guitar-player friend showed me: look pissed-off. They won't even approach you.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 02:05 PM (HaL55)
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
And then smile and walk away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2018 02:08 PM (7UW64)
What are "Army orders?"
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 02:05 PM (qqFtU)
Sounds like she's on TAD ( temporary assigned duty) if they still call it that
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 02:08 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2018 02:08 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 24, 2018 02:09 PM (LOgQ4)
Meanwhile mccain, a sickly man in his 80's with a brain tumor is still alive.
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 02:09 PM (qqFtU)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2018 02:09 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)
BTW, has the waiter been fired.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 24, 2018 02:10 PM (hKi6n)
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I'm nice to Mormons and Jehovah's because I know they mean well... but, I do have fun with it. I jeep 'em coming back to see how many times they'll stop by before realizing that I'm just going to keep being Jewish.
My record is five visits, thus far.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:10 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 02:08 PM (9qZ3S)
Waaaaay too much work, my friend. You're just going to poop it out anyway.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 02:10 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 02:09 PM (qqFtU)
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There is no McCain. There is only Tumor.
Posted by: McCain's Tumor at July 24, 2018 02:10 PM (vDqXW)
Gonna have to give that one a ponder.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 24, 2018 02:09 PM (LOgQ4)
Easy peasy.
Posted by: John Calvin at July 24, 2018 02:11 PM (lwiT4)
CNN's "fully semi-automatic" idiot was Army Lt General Mark Hertling.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 02:11 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Mallamutt at July 24, 2018 02:11 PM (RrgvS)
The Romans
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2018 02:12 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 02:12 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 02:11 PM (9qZ3S)
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That's not idiocy.... If he's a freaking Lt. Gen., he knows better, and is just carrying water...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:12 PM (AzW6q)
Im on Army Orders for the next 14 Days and there's not much I can do about that. WHAT I CAN DO is schedule daily posts in my absence with facts about the horror being carried out by our war machine for profit. Please RT. DAY 1
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Funny how she doesn't mind taking profits from the war machine.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 02:13 PM (7/YOc)
I wonder if they'll play "Don't Stop Believing" at his funeral.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 02:13 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 02:13 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 02:14 PM (qqFtU)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 02:14 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 24, 2018 02:14 PM (w8LS5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:10 PM (AzW6q)
I like to ask the Mormons why only my husband can get his own planet in the afterlife and not me.
Then I ask them how many children I need to produce to get to this planet after death. I always ask if adoption is an option or if I really have to birth every one of them.
Then I ask them about the magic underwear, and that usually caps it.
The truly tough nuts get to explain to me why Satan is Jesus' brother, even though the New Testament clearly says otherwise. That takes a bit of sophistry on their part, and not many of those boys have worked that out just yet.
Then I invite them to visit my RC Church on Sunday, and send them on their way.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2018 02:14 PM (7UW64)
"We" betrays a kind of paranoia, which would point to the server. "We don't serve droids" represents company policy, that makes sense. "We don't tip terrorist" would only make sense if it were written by the Queen.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 24, 2018 02:14 PM (/qEW2)
I don't know whether my response to that would be "Go to hell" or "Go f-ck yourselves."
Which do you think?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 24, 2018 02:14 PM (O7MnT)
I wouldn't be so sure. Not only did he likely get his promotion under Obama but he could have been real eschelon paper pusher his entire career.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Soothi at July 24, 2018 02:14 PM (qqFtU)
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And Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini) was killed BY mortadella.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:15 PM (AzW6q)
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The funny part is, he made himself into a "terrorist" when he decided to destroy the reputation of an innocent person.
Self-fulfilling prophecy....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 02:15 PM (vg8iE)
Last time I was in So California I took an Uber to the grocery store to pick up some items. They had a no-bag law and I'm not paying for a plastic e-coli bag, so I ended up carrying my items in my arms like a poor.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 02:16 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2018 02:16 PM (LiyEm)
I don't know whether my response to that would be "Go to hell" or "Go f-ck yourselves."
Which do you think?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
GFY. Hands down.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 02:17 PM (7/YOc)
I have a "No Soliciting" sign over my doorbell.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 24, 2018 02:10 PM (lwiT4)
Lol......grammie....first thing I did this morning was get rid of the vodka I drank last night. What a damn waste.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2018 02:18 PM (Zmczq)
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I have one too.
I especially love the fucking imbeciles who don't know what "soliciting" means.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 02:18 PM (vg8iE)
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No. BJ's doesn't either.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 02:13 PM (vg8iE)
There are no BJs at BJ's.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2018 02:16 PM (LiyEm)
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Considering recent events off the coast of Japan, that was probably for the best.
Posted by: mrp at July 24, 2018 02:20 PM (Pqytn)
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I have one too.
I especially love the fucking imbeciles who don't know what "soliciting" means.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 02:18 PM (vg8iE)
That only happened once. I answered the door and it was some kid with a clipboard. He started with a standard greeting and I reciprocated then pointed to the sign. He was genuinely embarrassed and left immediately.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:20 PM (NWiLs)
I have a "No Soliciting" sign over my doorbell.
Posted by: Insomniac
The sign above my doorbell says "You have ten seconds to get off my property before I start shooting."
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM (lwiT4)
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I have one too.
I especially love the fucking imbeciles who don't know what "soliciting" means.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2018 02:18 PM (vg8iE)
My late mother-in-law had a doormat with the label "LEAVE" woven into it. I miss her.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2018 02:16 PM (LiyEm)
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I remember him saying he wanted to apply AA standards to midshipmen... I hope that didn't end up happening. That's madness.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM (S9U/P)
They are forbidden here, and they will be forbidden where you live too.
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They go back and forth (in IL) so kidlet spent real money for blue dog poop bags because we can't depend on a supply of grocery bags.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM (MIKMs)
I might go back. Insist on the same waiter. Dine on them.Then put:
I DON'T TIP DOUCHE BAG FUTURE TERRORISTS.
on the tab.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2018 02:22 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM (c+2jX)
I'd love to have one of those but the HOA would be up my ass in under ten seconds.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:22 PM (NWiLs)
I recently started going to the Costco in DC which sells booze unlike the ones in Maryland. And the booze is displayed throughtout the store and not kept in a separate cage like Delaware. Took some getting used to.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 24, 2018 02:22 PM (OD2ni)
I think the state of Pennsylvania is about 12 more hours of rain from disappearing underwater. When -- in order to get home -- cops are calculating the ground clearance of your car before waving you through... you know it's bad.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 24, 2018 02:22 PM (LOgQ4)
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Oooh, any units available there?????
Posted by: Shep! at July 24, 2018 02:23 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:18 PM (NWiLs)
Nor walls at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 24, 2018 02:23 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM (lwiT4)
Prayers babe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2018 02:23 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM (lwiT4)
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grammie, so glad I happened to look in just now. Sending many prayers your way!
God is always good, and I know you know that.
Posted by: bluebell at July 24, 2018 02:23 PM (JJZzu)
He came back later that afternoon and had to deal with my husband. Not good.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 24, 2018 02:23 PM (MX7xj)
Then I ask them how many children I need to produce to get to this planet after death. I always ask if adoption is an option or if I really have to birth every one of them.
Then I ask them about the magic underwear, and that usually caps it.
The truly tough nuts get to explain to me why Satan is Jesus' brother, even though the New Testament clearly says otherwise. That takes a bit of sophistry on their part, and not many of those boys have worked that out just yet.
Then I invite them to visit my RC Church on Sunday, and send them on their way.
You and your husband are co-owners of all of your planets.
Zero children "have" to be produced to attain the highest level of heaven.
Magic underwear (we call them garments) are a symbol of the covenants we make in the temple. They are analogous to the Jewish Tallit.
Jesus and Lucifer are both children of God the Father. When Lucifer fell and became Satan (See Isaiah 14:13-14), his parentage did not change.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 02:23 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM (lwiT4)
You really shouldn't be dropping acid.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:23 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah the local restaurant supply-type places do that here. I remember in my youth we went to a discount place called Prairie Market where the prices were marked on the shelf, and you used a wax pencil to write the price on the food. You had a flat cart and boxes to put stuff in. Prices were significantly lower there, and they went on the honor system that you wouldn't rip them off with the price.
They shut down though. UPC scanners and big box type stores like Winco basically undercut them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:24 PM (39g3+)
The truly tough nuts get to explain to me why Satan is Jesus' brother, even though the New Testament clearly says otherwise. That takes a bit of sophistry on their part, and not many of those boys have worked that out just yet.
Then I invite them to visit my RC Church on Sunday, and send them on their way.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2018 02:14 PM (7UW64)
I knew a guy who hated Mormons so much that he'd find a way to work "I Hate Mormons" into every single conversation, no matter what it was about.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 02:24 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: mustbequantum
They must get weird looks at the grocery store...
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 02:25 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: grizzledcoastie at July 24, 2018 01:54 PM (me2RX)
Giant X.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:56 PM (UnA8+)
I always figured putting the $ right next to the first digit was good enough.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 24, 2018 02:25 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM (lwiT4)
You really shouldn't be dropping acid.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:23 PM (NWiLs)
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:Starts humming "Up in Smoke":
Posted by: Jackal at July 24, 2018 02:25 PM (j630I)
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Telling the congregational matriarch that you hate the old hymns? ;^)
Just kidding; I know about mental health issues. Will keep you in prayer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2018 02:25 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:25 PM (NWiLs)
There's no fascist like an HOA fascist. It inevitably and always ends up with the most tyrannical and self-righteous person in the neighborhood in charge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 02:25 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 02:24 PM (UnA8+)
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That's a really weird hate-on to have... maybe some Mormon did him dirty.
Or maybe he had 'em confused with "Morons." That, I'd get
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:25 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:18 PM (NWiLs)
Nor walls at Wal-Mart.
Incorrect. Walmart sells sheds.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 02:27 PM (9qZ3S)
Or maybe he had 'em confused with "Morons." That, I'd get
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:25 PM (AzW6q)
I'm not even exaggerating.
Me : You have any idea if it's supposed to stop raining today?
Him : I hate Mormons. FREAKING MAGIC UNDERWEAR!!!
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 02:27 PM (UnA8+)
Plus if I'm with family and someone else insists on paying for the meal I'll often insist on at least getting the tip and they do the same.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 24, 2018 02:28 PM (eASYU)
"Magic Underwear".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2018 02:28 PM (AllCR)
The San Francisco-based Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Tuesday
that the Second Amendment guarantees Americans' right to carry a gun for
self-defense in public, overturning a Hawaii licensing rule that
limited gun possession to the home.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had
This must be some type of legal trap.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 02:28 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:25 PM (NWiLs)
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I'll second that. They have their beliefs, live by them, and don't criticize my beliefs or try to recruit me. No issues at all.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 02:28 PM (b3Pum)
Or maybe he had 'em confused with "Morons." That, I'd get
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:25 PM (AzW6q)
I'm not even exaggerating.
Me : You have any idea if it's supposed to stop raining today?
Him : I hate Mormons. FREAKING MAGIC UNDERWEAR!!!
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 02:27 PM (UnA8+)
Dude. After a certain point it's an emotional issue.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 02:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 24, 2018 02:29 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2018 02:29 PM (NLLmE)
"Magic Underwear".
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Yeah sacramental garments/accoutrement are pretty universal to religion. Not sure why the Mormons get singled out on that count.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:29 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:29 PM (AzW6q)
Because Romney.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2018 02:30 PM (AURKQ)
Yeah, same thing here. Good citizens, good people, positive influence on the neighborhood and culture. People can believe whatever they want, this is America. I'm willing to discuss and debate things any time, but I'm not going to attack them for it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:30 PM (39g3+)
I knew a guy who thought Mormons are literally the Hollywood version of witches (think cauldrons and brooms and robes) who drank the blood of children. His Baptist Pastor gave him this information.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 02:30 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 02:30 PM (r9UYA)
Me : You have any idea if it's supposed to stop raining today?
Him : I hate Mormons. FREAKING MAGIC UNDERWEAR!!!
Had a boss many years ago (80's, working retail) where every conversation ended up being about abortion, which he was against. Nice guy, but you really had to time things so it was a direct question and then you walked away after the answer, or...yes, sir, abortion is evil, I agree....
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2018 02:31 PM (W+vEI)
Not always. I was President of my HOA for 5 two-year terms. Was a jerk only to those not paying for trash collection, electricity, grounds maintenance, etc. Foreclosed on 2 homes, but we were behind a lot of other creditors, alas.
The groupies were nice, but not the power sniffers or process freaks. Still, in my hands we all got a fantastic appreciation in value.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2018 02:31 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 02:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2018 02:31 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 24, 2018 01:05 PM (9BLnV)
Tawanna who?
http://www.fakehatecrimes.org/
Posted by: The Rev. Al Crapton... suddenly relevant. at July 24, 2018 02:31 PM (T8/UU)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 24, 2018 02:31 PM (ARUHl)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 01:41 PM (UnA8+)
"He is the third cousin of former UFC owners Lorenzo and Frank
Fertitta. An avid sports fan, Fertitta is a vocal supporter of the
University of Houston Cougars and can be seen at most Cougar football
and basketball games as well as court side for Houston Rockets
basketball games. "
Posted by: Simple Jack at July 24, 2018 01:45 PM (Y0wjb)
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Court side at what will soon be part of the Fertitta Center.
Posted by: Undocumented at July 24, 2018 02:31 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 02:30 PM (r9UYA)
The Mormon Hormde.
Now with two extra ems!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2018 02:31 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 24, 2018 02:32 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 02:32 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2018 02:32 PM (0PUMp)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 24, 2018 02:31 PM (5NMZN)
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At Univ. of Houston, that is.
Posted by: Undocumented at July 24, 2018 02:32 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 02:30 PM (9qZ3S)
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I guess that makes sense... if your own religious leader is blood-libeling a group of people. Guy probably needs a new pastor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:33 PM (AzW6q)
Here in NW IN there's mountains of vodka in the sale section near produce. And all the bottles at the local CVS have little anti-theft hats.
Posted by: DaveA at July 24, 2018 02:33 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 02:34 PM (VpIIl)
This must be some type of legal trap.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 02:28 PM (r9UYA)
They didn't want to give Trumpammunition for his SCOTUS picks
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 02:34 PM (10vO4)
Yeah but eventually it always ends up with the petty tyrant in charge. The biggest jerk in the neighborhood who judges everyone else for their flowerbed. I mean: who's in charge now? And they never give up power after that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2018 02:34 PM (AURKQ)
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Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2018 02:14 PM (7UW64)
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Mormons have a saying. "As man is, so God once was. As God is, so man can become".
If Jesus started out as a mere human on some other planet who became Lord of this planet, that means that according to Mormon theology it is to be chalked up to nothing than mere chance that he was Earth's savior rather than one of us being his savior.
If most Christians were told this up front, I don't think they would find this palatable. There are many other problems besides the one you list. Smith's interpretation of Egyptian hieroglyphics before the Rosetta stone was discovered, Jewish Indians, etc.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 24, 2018 02:35 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 24, 2018 02:35 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM"
A neighbor on my block has a sign up on her door that says "FRIENDS WELCOME ANYTIME! RELATIVES BY APPOINTMENT ONLY."
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 02:35 PM (k1TUh)
"Magic Underwear".
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I saw Magic Underwear open for Blood of Christ at Lollapalooza, second stage, in 1998
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2018 02:35 PM (y8Foj)
Yep, all the ones I've known have been really good people. Haven't felt the need to do oppo research on their religion because it seems to work.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 02:35 PM (C78No)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 24, 2018 02:35 PM (HaL55)
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*sigh* My Jewish mom has a blind-spot about this, and occasionally calls my Catholic dad a polytheist. But he's been hearing it out of her for close to fifty years, so he lets it roll off.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:36 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2018 02:36 PM (AllCR)
I'm in the Galactic Civilizations top 100. They're ALL my planets.
Posted by: StarLord Dave at July 24, 2018 02:36 PM (FhXTo)
GOP lawmakers have been fiercely working to obtain pertinent Spygate
documents from the FBI and DOJ, however; DAG Rod Rosenstein and FBI
Director Wray have been stonewalling their efforts.
The stonewalling is so out of control, Rep. Mark Meadowsdrafted impeachment documents, however nothing has been officially filed yet. -GP
The clown show continues.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 02:36 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 02:32 PM (VpIIl)
Seriously.
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2018 02:36 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2018 02:34 PM (AURKQ)
Progressivism/feminism.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:36 PM (NWiLs)
Turned out she was burning crosses in her own lawn. And she didn't have cancer. And she didn't need the wheelchair.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 24, 2018 02:10 PM (hKi6n)
According to the littlest chicken hawk's site (Ben Shapiro -The Daily Wire),
"The Odessa American noted that Cavil is no longer employed at the restaurant".
Whether means he was terminated or left of his own accord, I don't know.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 24, 2018 02:36 PM (9BLnV)
They must get weird looks at the grocery store...
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rickb -- gotme! I always used to recycle plastic grocery bags for walkies with the dogs.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 24, 2018 02:36 PM (MIKMs)
I'll bring the lime jello with sliced grapes to your baptism.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 02:37 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at July 24, 2018 02:37 PM (x/2yd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2018 02:37 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2018 02:37 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: x at July 24, 2018 02:37 PM (nFwvY)
Coincidentally, I was named after a famous mountain climber! I forget his last name at the moment...
*hic!*
Posted by: Hillary! at July 24, 2018 02:37 PM (C78No)
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2018 02:37 PM (iroQh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2018 02:36 PM (AllCR)
Must've been reading Jack Chick tracts.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 02:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 24, 2018 02:38 PM (uGHnY)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at July 24, 2018 02:38 PM (czkHE)
I only knew one Mormon dude in my life. Nuff said.
In other words, nothing good to say. Maybe not enough said: Most morally challenged person I ever knew in a business relationship.
I'd rather deal with the Mafia.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 24, 2018 02:38 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at July 24, 2018 02:38 PM (x/2yd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:36 PM (39g3+)
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Munchausen's
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:39 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2018 02:21 PM"
A neighbor on my block has a sign up on her door that says "FRIENDS WELCOME ANYTIME! RELATIVES BY APPOINTMENT ONLY."
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 02:35 PM (k1TUh)
Mine says " GLORY HOLE"
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 24, 2018 02:39 PM (ARUHl)
Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 02:34 PM (VpIIl)
I had someone harangue me in a similar manner about the "cultists and idolators" thing too. Only that person wasn't a Southern Baptist. He was a former Catholic.
The ones who leave whatever the religion is are the most critical.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2018 02:39 PM (y8Foj)
The thing to remember is that every religion has daffy stuff in it that looks ridiculous from the outside. What matters isn't how crazy they seem but whether or not its true. Crazy but true trumps mundane but false.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:39 PM (39g3+)
You and your husband are co-owners of all of your planets.
So the wife gets to keep your planets if you get divorced in the afterlife?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 02:39 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 24, 2018 02:40 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 24, 2018 02:38 PM (uGHnY)
Maybe you could subcontract to a zombie.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 02:40 PM (RD7QR)
*hic!*
Posted by: Hillary! at July 24, 2018 02:37 PM (C78No)
Noyan.
As in:
"She certainly is a Noyan when she speaks."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2018 02:40 PM (AURKQ)
Not always. I was President of my HOA for 5 two-year terms. Was a
jerk only to those not paying for trash collection, electricity, grounds
maintenance, etc. Foreclosed on 2 homes, but we were behind a lot of
other creditors, alas.
Yeah but eventually it always ends up with the petty tyrant in
charge. The biggest jerk in the neighborhood who judges everyone else
for their flowerbed. I mean: who's in charge now? And they never give
up power after that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)
I lived in a neighborhood that had a HOA in New England area. I was actually the first President of it. We had a private road that needed to be maintained, plowed, etc. Each house had their own septic tank, but we shared two leach fields. So there was maintenance that had to be planned for there as well, not to mention upkeep and maintenance on the generators that provided backup power to the pump houses.Just about everyone refused the discussion on tucking money away for road repair, or if there was a failure in the shared septic. Forget the idea of "pay as you use" concept. I had a neighbor come to my house, in my absence, and get right into my wife's face about an issue. Couldn't run fast enough from that neighborhood.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2018 02:40 PM (jxbfJ)
I stepped up. In Reston, liberal control-your-life-central in Northern VA. It made for some good stories, and I made good things happen. Learned a lot of interesting stuff too.
The overall community was "planned" up the Wazoo. I worked within the system to give home-owners more design choices. But even I had a 10-2 record. The powers that be would not allow my HOA to let homeowners decide their own front light design. Had to be the "Seagull" pattern. Hello, the 70's called. They want their designs back.
It was one of the places I really, really, learned to hate the Left.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2018 02:41 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 24, 2018 02:40 PM (5NMZN)
It's pronounced "Style Guide".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2018 02:41 PM (AURKQ)
My dad in the 1960s worked for a guy in Farmington, New Mexico, where we lived at the time. The guy was part of a pretty widespread movement in the area that taught that once you were "in the hollow of God's hand" you were saved and nothing you did mattered. He was incredibly corrupt, ripped off customers, etc. Dad protested, had his hours cut, etc.
The guy was ostensibly Christian. There are jerks and lousy people everywhere.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 24, 2018 02:41 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 24, 2018 02:41 PM (xBSm0)
Coincidentally, I was named after a famous mountain climber! I forget his last name at the moment...
*hic!*
Posted by: Hillary! at July 24, 2018 02:37 PM (C78No)
Noyan.
As in:
"She certainly is a Noyan when she speaks."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2018 02:40 PM (AURKQ)
I thought it was Sir Edmund Nacho. As in nacho president.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2018 02:41 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 02:42 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 02:35 PM (k1TUh)
Mine says " GLORY HOLE"
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 24, 2018 02:39 PM (ARUHl)
Where does one get a sign like that?
Posted by: SHEP at July 24, 2018 02:42 PM (A59VO)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at July 24, 2018 02:42 PM (x/2yd)
Mormons can't go commando.
So no free balling.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 24, 2018 02:41 PM (xBSm0)
Making little mormons must be a challenge then.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2018 02:42 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 02:42 PM (b3Pum)
Just the southern hemisphere
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:43 PM (39g3+)
WASHINGTON (Reuters) A Republican lawmaker in the U.S. House of Representatives introduced
a bill on Monday calling for a carbon tax, saying he hoped the
legislation would at the very least renew a U.S. debate on climate
change that has languished for a decade.
Representative Carlos Curbelo, a member of the House tax committee who faces a tough re-election bid in Florida.
This guy can go EABOD.
Not one dime RNC
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 02:43 PM (r9UYA)
In other words, nothing good to say. Maybe not enough said: Most morally challenged person I ever knew in a business relationship.
I'd rather deal with the Mafia.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 24, 2018 02:38 PM (LOgQ4)
The Moroni Family?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2018 02:43 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2018 02:43 PM (39g3+)
Agreed. But my particular ratio for Mormons is 100%. Christians and Jews somewhere around 5% or less. Much, much less.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 24, 2018 02:43 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2018 02:42 PM (jxbfJ)
Are you kidding? They have like 8 kids apiece.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2018 02:44 PM (y8Foj)
I stepped up. In Reston, liberal control-your-life-central in Northern VA. It made for some good stories, and I made good things happen. Learned a lot of interesting stuff too.
The overall community was "planned" up the Wazoo. I worked within the system to give home-owners more design choices. But even I had a 10-2 record. The powers that be would not allow my HOA to let homeowners decide their own front light design. Had to be the "Seagull" pattern. Hello, the 70's called. They want their designs back.
It was one of the places I really, really, learned to hate the Left.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2018 02:41 PM (hyuyC)
Ooooh, Reston is patient zero of the Smart Growth nonsense. Complete with fascist zoning ordinances and smug so thick you could stack it up and use it as a building material.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 02:44 PM (RD7QR)
https://tinyurl.com/oc84jjg
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2018 02:45 PM (AllCR)
Or that we don't worship the statuary.
I told a few people I could draw it in crayon with pictures so they could understand.
Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 02:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 24, 2018 02:43 PM (LOgQ4)
Did Marie Osmond turn you down one time?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2018 02:45 PM (y8Foj)
I am not really caring or nurturing by nature.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2018 02:47 PM (hyuyC)
charge. The biggest jerk in the neighborhood who judges everyone else
for their flowerbed. I mean: who's in charge now? And they never give
up power after that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I lived in a neighborhood that had a HOA in New England area. I was actually the first President of it.
Couldn't run fast enough from that neighborhood.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
I refuse to live in an HOA neighborhood.
Hell, you haven't seen Nazi until you have seen an overzealous CITY code enforcement Nazi.
Had one that was so bad, the city fired him.
He would park in the alley, climb into the bed of his truck, just to look over 6 and 8 foot wooden privacy fences in order to write people up for code violations.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 02:47 PM (7/YOc)
Eh? I'm not quite sure what you're saying. In Mormon theology God selected Jesus to be our Savior before Lucifer's fall from Heaven. Jesus was also God's firstborn in the pre-Earth life. Jesus was also the only person who was able to live without sinning in any way.
Jesus wasn't some random person who was in the right place at the right time.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 02:49 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Guy who says "I saw ___ open for ___" at July 24, 2018 02:51 PM (MW01U)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 24, 2018 02:40 PM (5NMZN)
Italian singer Clara Moroni?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2018 02:51 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 24, 2018 02:52 PM (AM1GF)
I remember reusing the same thumb-tacks to put up the meeting notices on the community billboards.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2018 02:52 PM (hyuyC)
Still Not Nearly As Silly As Marxism
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 24, 2018 02:54 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 24, 2018 02:54 PM (AM1GF)
I got one of those bad, customer-unfriendly, power-tripping County Code guys fired. It took me 6 years and electing a good person as County Commissioner. He pissed me off.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2018 02:54 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: doomed at July 24, 2018 02:57 PM (MW01U)
Meanwhile mccain, a sickly man in his 80's with a brain tumor is still alive.
Comma AND capitalization violation! And bad news.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 24, 2018 03:06 PM (Vs607)
The San Francisco-based Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Tuesday
that the Second Amendment guarantees Americans' right to carry a gun for
self-defense in public, overturning a Hawaii licensing rule that
limited gun possession to the home.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had
This must be some type of legal trap.
Some judge decided to start walking to work?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 24, 2018 03:21 PM (Vs607)
Posted by: Marooned at July 24, 2018 08:03 PM (8hRlF)
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