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The Morning Rant
"Ever since the election, I see these women on the news marching up and down and wearing their pink pussy hats and hollering obscenities and I think, what are they going to tell their daughters? They'll have stories about the evil Trump and how awful everything was, and how he was Voldemort and Sauron and Satan all rolled into one, and their daughters will ask, well then, what did you do to fight this great evil, did you join the army or take up arms like they did in the American Revolution, or what? And the mothers will say, no, I jumped up and down and shouted that Trump was a Nazi while dressed as a giant twat."
Meanwhile, Across the Pond:
It's Come To This:
"Wouldn't it be better if she just
let her kids be kids?"
(Note: This is not a parody, but it's old. It's a story from the UK Mail).
Get Yours Today!
And Now, a PSA From Starfleet Command:
Whoever did this is a genius.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: theATL at July 20, 2018 11:19 AM (yFgwo)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 20, 2018 11:20 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2018 11:20 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 20, 2018 11:21 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 11:21 AM (O5Q3r)
There are a lot of scenes where he's pulling on his boots after meeting with female aliens, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 20, 2018 11:22 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 11:22 AM (IqV8l)
(Plainly, I got nothin'. But then, I didn't read the post yet.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - banana banana banana banana at July 20, 2018 11:23 AM (U/u2R)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 20, 2018 11:23 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 11:23 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 11:23 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Nancy Shit-for-Brains at July 20, 2018 11:23 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 11:24 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2018 11:24 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 11:24 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jwest at July 20, 2018 11:24 AM (/roJx)
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Nothing like sexualizing your children.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2018 11:24 AM (vg8iE)
There are a lot of scenes where he's pulling on his boots after meeting with female aliens, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)
That scene where they showed him pulling on his boot was considered very pushing-the-boundaries edgy when it was first broadcast in (I think) 1966.
Believe it.
Or not.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 11:24 AM (VMi4S)
Where the hell is DAD???
Posted by: Don Q at July 20, 2018 11:25 AM (NgKpN)
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What makes you think there is even a dad?
She probably doesn't even know who the hell it is.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2018 11:25 AM (vg8iE)
I think it was Volokh at Reason that went thru the filings, and Mueller is claiming to the court that he wants limited immunity to the 5 as otherwise they plan to plead the 5th, and that he wants the immunity deals kept under seal until Manafort's trial.
So the jackwagon is willing to forego any number of crimes just to nail one individual, Manafort. And we the peons don't get to know who gets GOOJF cards.
And remember, Fusion GPS and Podesta both rushed out and filed as belated foreign agents/lobbyists after Manafort fell under Mueller's 'investigative' gaze.
After all, they were working together for their Putin-backed Ukrainian puppet in charge at the time.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 18, 2018 08:31 AM (0ogQG)
And TuCa confirms it yesterday.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2018 11:26 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 11:26 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 11:26 AM (O5Q3r)
Think they're worse than useless - they are useful idiots who protect criminals from a certain demographic, which has allowed rape gangs to operate for decades and soldiers to be beheaded in broad daylight/in a crowded street. They harass the Tommy Robinsons while allowing brazen ISIS marches.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:26 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:26 AM (k1TUh)
Dad? Never heard of him.
-Charles Gibson
Posted by: mindful webworker - dad and granddad at July 20, 2018 11:26 AM (U/u2R)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2018 11:26 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 11:26 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:27 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 11:23 AM (O5Q3r)
My understanding is that they're very competent, very well trained, and very tightly constrained. The problem isn't the cops, it's their leaders.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 11:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2018 11:27 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2018 11:24 AM (vg8iE)
She should have been neutered, and gotten a poodle with a little rainbow outfit and sparkly leash instead.
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 11:27 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 11:23 AM (O5Q3r)
They're not useless. They're very good at guarding hospital rooms that contain dying children to prevent parents from taking them away to seek treatment elsewhere.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 11:27 AM (VMi4S)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 20, 2018 11:28 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:28 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 11:28 AM (L78vw)
Starting my third cup of coffee and I still haven't taken a shit.
Thoughts and prayers from the Horde are greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2018 11:28 AM (Zogyx)
Posted by: mindful webworker - dad and granddad at July 20, 2018 11:28 AM (U/u2R)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 11:28 AM (fuK7c)
Don't forget, she screamed with her vagina. That definitely shook the foundations of the Earth.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 11:29 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 11:29 AM (jjaLl)
Starting my third cup of coffee and I still haven't taken a shit.
Thoughts and prayers from the Horde are greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Robert
Going to look like the Iowa countryside when you break loose.
Too Soon?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2018 11:29 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:29 AM (LiyEm)
Whoever the father is needs to do something before it's too late. Unless they're turkey baster kids.
So fooking infuriating. Sick world we have right now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Derping the light fantastic at July 20, 2018 11:29 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 11:30 AM (L78vw)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 20, 2018 11:30 AM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 11:30 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 20, 2018 11:30 AM (obsxF)
Starting my third cup of coffee and I still haven't taken a shit.
Thoughts and prayers from the Horde are greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2018 11:28 AM (Zogyx)
Prayers up. hope you finger out the problem.
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 11:30 AM (7n4KQ)
Starting my third cup of coffee and I still haven't taken a shit.
Thoughts and prayers from the Horde are greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2018 11:28 AM (Zogyx)
Dude, if it hasn't happened by the second cup then you need to break out the bacon.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 11:30 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 20, 2018 11:30 AM (mPeei)
Leonard "Bones"McCoy
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:30 AM (LiyEm)
Where the hell is DAD???
Posted by: Don Q
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THAT is the question of the new millenium, isn't it?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 20, 2018 11:31 AM (so+oy)
They're not useless. They're very good at
guarding hospital rooms that contain dying children to prevent parents
from taking them away to seek treatment elsewhere.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 11:27 AM (VMi4S)
Indeed. Though a glimmer of hope in a recent case - baby born w/ a rare heart tumor that none of the UK docs could fix but the group in Boston Children's (I think) could do it. NHS waffled while parents set up fund to pay for treatment here and eventually, fearing the same outrage as what happened w/ baby Charlie and Alfie, they paid for the surgery to be done here. Baby's surgery a success. I'd like to think this may be Charlie and Alfie's legacies.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 20, 2018 11:31 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 11:23 AM (O5Q3r)
They did a pretty good job depriving Tommy Robinson of his rights. That should count for something!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 11:31 AM (9BLnV)
just need to keep a few varieties of Rigellian leeches on hand.
Posted by: Dr. Phlox at July 20, 2018 11:31 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 20, 2018 11:31 AM (P/aDH)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:31 AM (LiyEm)
I bet mom pays him no mind, because he's not the not the designer Rainbow Boy fashion accessory she wants him to be, and she focuses solely on transitioning the younger Rainbow Boy to a Rainbow Girl ASAP to make up for his shortcomings.
Meanwhile, Dad (who I'm sure he misses), is banging chicks on the beach, or drinking away his sorrows with whatever money she left him after the settlement.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 11:31 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 11:23 AM
Worse, the little boy found an old Barbie and took a liking to it as a toddler - therefore, gay. I cringed when it said he preferred sewing to soccer. My baby bro preferred the piano to soccer, but it did not make himLiberace.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 20, 2018 11:31 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Bones at July 20, 2018 11:32 AM (obsxF)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:32 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 11:33 AM (bNb8V)
Fortunately StarFleet medical science is up to the task.
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:29 AM (LiyEm)
What, don't they have black lights in the 24th century?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 20, 2018 11:33 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:33 AM (LiyEm)
Tom Cruise, whistling at women from the back seat of a Rolls-Royce or a Bentley is NOT going to be accused of a hate crime.
Posted by: JB1000 at July 20, 2018 11:33 AM (16OL0)
after even sulu gets an eyeroll in skip the middle 3 minutes
Posted by: DaveA at July 20, 2018 11:33 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: London Police at July 20, 2018 11:33 AM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 11:31 AM (AzW6q)
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Well, I stand corrected... after reading the article, it appears the nutless cuck remains married to this harpy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 11:34 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Nurse Chapel at July 20, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)
"as police "consider the case" for monitoring sex abuse"
It's not up to the police to make law.. either it is a crime as proscribed by lawmakers, or it isn't!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 20, 2018 11:34 AM (so+oy)
Please loosen Robert's sphincter so he may release the Krakken into this world, and ease his stabbing intestinal distress.
Thank you, Amen.
Posted by: Eh, not sure this is a legit Prayer Request... at July 20, 2018 11:34 AM (jjaLl)
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He probably doesn't touch her and has taken to the cock himself.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2018 11:35 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:35 AM (LiyEm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=264s-sFqvTA
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:26 AM (k1TUh)
That's hilarious.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 11:35 AM (VMi4S)
Posted by: JB1000 at July 20, 2018 11:33 AM
That's because he's clear about what he's doing.
Posted by: Elron at July 20, 2018 11:36 AM (ctuyM)
https://otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com/
So I do these video playlists almost every day, if anyone's interested.
Latest: the usual suspects:
Watch This! 2018-07-19
Foxy Tim Allen. Capt. Kirk's Greatest Speech. Woolery on Millennials. Dice on MSNBC. Wild Bill on Manfailures. Another people-are-ignorant interview. Science! Quarks for the fix.
Plus, bonus playlist:
No Politics Just Fun! 2018-07-19
Stopping a lawnmower. Nicholas Bros 1936. Cafe cat quake. The golden oldie Not About the Nail. Pachebel's chicken. Cuddly big cats. Dancing, colluding Russian sailors. Bach for a blind elephant. Just what the doctor ordered.
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Yes, I do
Posted by: mindful webworker - my other website is a mess at July 20, 2018 11:37 AM (U/u2R)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 20, 2018 11:37 AM (obsxF)
Posted by: JB1000 at July 20, 2018 11:33 AM
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Those aren't women.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 11:37 AM (AzW6q)
I recall a certain cob, his initials being OM, who did an extended rant about this very issue a couple of years back. His rant was better.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2018 11:37 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 11:38 AM (QWjPD)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 20, 2018 11:38 AM (bWBdM)
Nurse Chapel didn't care about Kirk,she was in love with Spock.
In real life she was boinking Gene Roddenberry.
Posted by: Nurse Chapel at July 20, 2018 11:38 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Spock at July 20, 2018 11:38 AM (xBSm0)
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There used to be an honest-to-God organization called "The Gay Men's Health Crisis" back in the 90s.
I wonder if it's still around.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2018 11:38 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 20, 2018 11:31 AM (a0IVu)
Thank you, this cheers me up a lot. Perhaps some good has come out of little Charlie's and Alfie's deaths.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 11:39 AM (VMi4S)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 11:39 AM (L78vw)
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I think the hottest was Dr. Helen Noel, from "Dagger of the Mind."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2018 11:39 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 11:40 AM (L78vw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 11:31 AM (AzW6q)
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Well, I stand corrected... after reading the article, it appears the nutless cuck remains married to this harpy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 11:34 AM (AzW6q)
Well, shit. Maybe they have a grandpa who can teach them to hunt and fish, or something.
Not bloody likely.
Now I'm in a bad mood.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Derping the light fantastic at July 20, 2018 11:40 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)
https://twitter.com/nwsltrMe/status/ 1020318013684412416
Being a member of the DC swamp sure does come with privileges, right, Tony Podesta?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:40 AM (W+vEI)
wolf whistling.. you know what is REALLY wrong with that headline?
I wasn't whistling I was howling at her moons.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 11:40 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:20 AM
It's not the crime that determines the punishment, but the level of oppression for the perpetrator and victim.
Posted by: Grimaldi at July 20, 2018 11:40 AM (3MG/9)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2018 11:37 AM (0ogQG)
Holy crap. I have no memory of this.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 11:40 AM (VMi4S)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)
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It depends, which crime are the British cops willing to actually investigate?
Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 20, 2018 11:41 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2018 11:41 AM (EoRCO)
> Leonard "Bones"McCoy
"It's clap, Jim, but not as we know it."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 20, 2018 11:41 AM (GXOTw)
Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2018 11:41 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: mercenary13 at July 20, 2018 11:41 AM (w2gKG)
What's this with leftist fags demanding things? Does their "demand" increase the righteousness of their opinion? I demand that I be given a billion dollars! Now I'll just spit in one hand and hold my other out for that billion and see which one fills up first.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 11:41 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 11:42 AM (7n4KQ)
7 Starfleet Command ever track Kirk's shenanigans while visiting other planets?
There are a lot of scenes where he's pulling on his boots after meeting with female aliens, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)
Galactic Patient Zero.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 20, 2018 11:42 AM (e1mEI)
wonder if Mom explained to her little boy about the wonders of frequent anal sex -- anal warts, prolapsed rectum, anal bleeding, high risk of every venereal disease known to man, the need to have your proctologist on your speed dial list; eh, you get the point.
Hate-filled Republican puritan Jesus lovers won't spend money on these vital public health issues.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 11:42 AM (QWjPD)
> "Damn it Jim,another exotic STD?!"
> Leonard "Bones"McCoy
"It's clap, Jim, but not as we know it."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 20, 2018 11:41 AM (GXOTw)
McCoy: "Jim, its your penis, not a petri dish".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 11:42 AM (jxbfJ)
That is excellent news. Let's hope NHS allows the post-surgical long-term care.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:42 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 11:42 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: m at July 20, 2018 11:43 AM (CwOPz)
Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 20, 2018 11:41 AM (qC1Sy)
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Illegally photographing the faces of defendants in a child grooming case. Whom they'll certainly give a slap on wrist.
Meanwhile, Tommy Robinson rots in a prison full of radical Islamists who want to kill him, and have already tried to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 11:43 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:43 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 20, 2018 11:33 AM (rdl6o)
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Tried that. Surprisingly, a condom won't support 160lbs, even with the extra protein as webbing.
Posted by: Florida Man at July 20, 2018 11:43 AM (1n0Ts)
https://bit.ly/2O6kFk7
Mandela, who was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1993 for his efforts in ending the decades-long apartheid regime in South Africa, considered China's successful revolution as an inspiration for him and his compatriots.
"If you know the ways Chinese people chose to carry out their revolution, you will believe that anything is possible," said Mandela in a dialogue with his old friend Richard Stengel, who contributed to his 1994 autobiography Long Walk to Freedom.
Mandela also praised the military tactics of Mao Zedong, the founder of the People's Republic of China.
"In Edgar Snow's brilliant Red Star Over China I saw that it was Mao's determination and non-traditional thinking that led him to victory," wrote Mandela in his autobiography.
The book is reported to be the first one about China's revolution that Mandela read. It is through this book that the freedom fighter got a deep understanding of China's revolution, the Long March, the Communist Party of China and Mao Zedong.
"China is the spiritual pillar, which helps me survive the days in Robben Island prison off Cape Town," said Mandela, who read the English version of Selected Works of Mao Zedong at the prison and compared the Chinese revolution with the national liberation movement in South Africa.
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 20, 2018 11:43 AM (YRXy3)
Thank goodness Florida Man is no one I know.
I don't know anyone who would break into a car, much less one full of cops. That's a special kind of stoopid.
Or a special type of tequila. Tough to tell these days.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 20, 2018 11:43 AM (HaL55)
One of them. Yvonne Craig (who also played Batgirl in the 60's Batman show) was another one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 20, 2018 11:44 AM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 11:44 AM (7n4KQ)
I wonder if it's still around.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2018 11:38 AM (vg8iE)
There used to be something called "gay bowel syndrome", i.e a particular set of conditions of unhealth that doctors would frequently see in patients who were, get this, male homosexuals. Not any more, though, because it's homophobic.
So I guess that means you can have all the anal sex with random strangers you want, and nothing bad will ever happen to you. It's Science.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 11:45 AM (VMi4S)
I wonder if it's still around.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2018 11:38 AM (vg8iE)
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Goes back further than that. PBS did a show on venereal diseases in the homosexual community back in the late sixties, early seventies, if I remember correctly. Made a huge impression on me as a youngster.
Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 20, 2018 11:45 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 11:45 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2018 11:46 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2018 11:46 AM (mpXpK)
Yep but I don't think Kirk hit that.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 11:46 AM (L78vw)
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 11:42 AM (7n4KQ)
No doubt! And considering Hogan was in a freakin' POW camp, and Kirk was free to roam the entire galaxy, the Col. definitely wins!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 11:46 AM (jjaLl)
Costello: "Yeah, you and every other guy in Hollywood!"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 20, 2018 11:46 AM (KxbBq)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 11:46 AM (VMi4S)
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 20, 2018 11:43 AM (YRXy3)
Mao managed to kill millions of people. ANC has some catching up to do, but they are working on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 11:48 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Bones at July 20, 2018 11:32 AM (obsxF)
Can I get a cybernetic prosthetic bone, Bones? Maybe the foot long model with the built-in digital vibrator feature?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 11:48 AM (9BLnV)
probably that outfit had a lot to do with it.
http://www.listal.com/list/star-trek-original-series-babes
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:48 AM (k1TUh)
No there aren't. This is the only blog.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 11:28 AM
Have you forgotten the words of our Great Ewok? "There is but one blog, Ace of Spades HQ is its name. Thou shalt not have false blogs before it"
Posted by: Ace of Spades Lawbringer at July 20, 2018 11:48 AM (3MG/9)
Haven't seen it - but I find it odd that Sasha Cohen Baron felt the need to make a fuk-u-mentary regarding teaching very young kids about guns - i.e., training - which every parent with a gun in a household should do - and the media make fun of it and say "WTF? He's a kid" and yet people will throw all kinds of LGBQTXYZ bullshit at them and encourage them to "come out" and somehow this is ok?
Showing gun safety, WRONG!!
Want to wear girl clothes and find your inner Renee Richards? Schedule the re-assignment surgery.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 20, 2018 11:48 AM (q1VoB)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102975/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:48 AM (LiyEm)
what did you do to fight this great evil, did you join the army or take up arms like they did in the American Revolution, or what? And the mothers will say, no, I jumped up and down and shouted that Trump was a Nazi while dressed as a giant twat.
The Simian Sage brings teh pain.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2018 11:49 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: James T. Kirk at July 20, 2018 11:49 AM (tm6wE)
"It's clap, Jim, but not as we know it."
"You'll be hearing muted applause when you urinate, but that'll go away in a few years."
"The agonizingly painful urination won't, however. Did you ever pee on an electrified barb-wire fence back home, Jim? It's sorta like that except about a hundred times worse."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 20, 2018 11:49 AM (HaL55)
You're right. Good old "Cock Block Spock" intervened before it got that far.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 20, 2018 11:49 AM (GXOTw)
Why is it always the redshirtsthat get themselves in trouble?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 11:50 AM (10vO4)
Good ol' Munchausen By Proxy.
Instead of pretending the kid is ill, he's just gay.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2018 11:50 AM (tl8j7)
Oh come on that bit with the Gorn makes me fall out laughing no matter how many times I see it...
(and how do we know what sex the Gorn is anyways?)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:50 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 11:51 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 20, 2018 11:52 AM (+dsLj)
Mandela also praised the military tactics of Mao Zedong, the founder of the People's Republic of China.
Well, as much as I despise Mao and everything he stood for, I have to admit that the military strategy of waiting in the hinterlands while your main domestic rival bleeds himself white by fighting the invading Imperial Japanese Army was damned effective.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2018 11:52 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2018 11:52 AM (tl8j7)
.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2018 11:46 AM (mpXpK)
Didn't you have to be at least 3rd Class?
Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2018 11:52 AM (0+nbW)
The Dems touted her as a rock star and pushed her out on the stage ... but she turned out to be more of a "shreds" video. Now everyone gets to see how braindead and vapid they are.
Yes Tom Perez, she is the future of the Democratic Party, and your future looks bleak.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2018 11:52 AM (/qEW2)
Why is it always the redshirtsthat get themselves in trouble?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 11:50 AM (10vO4)
I always imagined the actor gets to makeup, and sees the red shirt hanging there. He know he's got to skip eating in the commissary that day, and save up for the Ramen dinner.
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 11:52 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 11:48 AM (bNb8V)
Yeah, but the Chinese are good at massive projects. Africans, not so much. Plus, cannibalizing your victims takes time. You have to obtain the choicest cuts, marinate (dry or wet rub, your choice), smoke them over a low heat using human feces, and pairing them with a urine based alcoholic beverage can be very time consuming.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 11:53 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:53 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:32 AM (LiyEm)
Exactly. Sure, it can be annoying, but it comes from an excellent tradition we inherited from the mother country. Outside the Anglosphere, both cops and soldiers are usually highly politicized. After the Commonwealth era, the Brits turned against that, and we picked it up. It carried over to the police, when they were established.
But it won't last. We can and should try to see it remains here as long as possible. But nothing is forever. We'll have a Praetorian Guard, eventually.
Posted by: George LeS at July 20, 2018 11:53 AM (59GGI)
(and how do we know what sex the Gorn is anyways?)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:50 AM (k1TUh)
Was is an Arcturian Gorn? Doesn't matter when it's Arcturian.
Posted by: Private Frost at July 20, 2018 11:54 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 20, 2018 11:54 AM (r4KP2)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 20, 2018 11:54 AM (qMV6r)
And yes, that poster is awesome.
Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2018 11:41 AM (xjiRE)
do the two go together ?
Posted by: runner at July 20, 2018 11:54 AM (qV3Xe)
Why is it always the redshirtsthat get themselves in trouble?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 11:50 AM
I always imagined the actor gets to makeup, and sees the red shirt hanging there. He know he's got to skip eating in the commissary that day, and save up for the Ramen dinner."
But he might just be the Plucky Comic Relief.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:54 AM (k1TUh)
What a little b*tch. I know he has no recourse in the PC divorce courts, particularly in England.
But if the wife is trying to make your seven year old into a trans... that's when it's time to man up, slip some drugs in her coffee, plant some more in her car, and drop an anonymous tip to the po-po.
Once you have custody, sign him up for UFC training as some shock therapy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 11:54 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2018 11:54 AM (abmAC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 11:54 AM (bNb8V)
When I was in the Navy you could grow a beard and/or mustache but you had to submit a special request chit and get it approved by your CO.
I was in from 1971-1975. We grew beards. No chit required.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
Oh come on that bit with the Gorn makes me fall out laughing no matter how many times I see it...
(and how do we know what sex the Gorn is anyways?)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:50 AM (k1TUh)
Being reptilian, the Gorn probably has a cloaca, so you don't know until you get in there.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 11:55 AM (NWiLs)
5 July 2018
With the launch of M+ Matters: Post-1949 Visual and Material Culture in China this week, here's a look into a fascinating example of visual culture in Mao-era China: visual propaganda manuals.
https://bit.ly/2my2uaK
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 20, 2018 11:55 AM (YRXy3)
Haven't seen it - but I find it odd that Sasha Cohen Baron felt the need to make a fuk-u-mentary regarding teaching very young kids about guns - i.e., training - which every parent with a gun in a household should do - and the media make fun of it and say "WTF? He's a kid" and yet people will throw all kinds of LGBQTXYZ bullshit at them and encourage them to "come out" and somehow this is ok?
Did you see the security cam footage where he went in disguise to a gun shop and the owner recognized who he was? "You're Borat!" Ha!
And then Cohen scurries out of the store like a cockroach. It's schadenfreudelicious.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 11:55 AM (VMi4S)
predators. She's a sick, twisted, evil bitch who's essentially offering
up her son just so she can get attention. Fuck her straight to hell.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
She also wrote a book "Raising my Rainbow" or some such shit..... so she's also profiting from fucking up her kids' life......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 11:56 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Lt Cmdr Sulu at July 20, 2018 11:56 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 11:56 AM (L78vw)
As it is, I think her disciples would proudly wear the shirt.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2018 11:57 AM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: typical Bobby circa 2018 at July 20, 2018 11:57 AM (u9OP6)
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FBI's National Security Branch Chief Abruptly Quits; Assistant Director Ghattas Described as McCabe's "Right Hand Man" - True Pundit
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 20, 2018 11:57 AM (zSqRT)
Want to wear girl clothes and find your inner Renee Richards? Schedule the re-assignment surgery.
The worst are the parents of the cross-dressing boy "desi" Desmond Napoles. Allowing their son to be exploited like that while pretending to be oh-so tolerant.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Shep! at July 20, 2018 11:58 AM (FZYNt)
and/or mustache but you had to submit a special request chit and get it
approved by your CO.
I was in from 1971-1975. We grew beards. No chit required.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
'85-'92, you had to have a medical reason (ingrown hair were popular), but of course on patrol it was a free-for-all......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 11:58 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 11:58 AM (L78vw)
Posted by: Pete in TX at July 20, 2018 11:58 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 11:54 AM (AzW6q)
Rolling around on the floor with sweaty, barely-clad men? I don't think that will necessarily turn out the way you think.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 11:59 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: CJ Duron at July 20, 2018 11:59 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 12:00 PM (IqV8l)
It's pure and simple child abuse.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2018 12:00 PM (PvFoN)
"You'll be hearing muted applause when you urinate, but that'll go away in a few years."
"The agonizingly painful urination won't, however. Did you ever pee on an electrified barb-wire fence back home, Jim? It's sorta like that except about a hundred times worse."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 20, 2018 11:49 AM (HaL55)
One of my favorite lines from Archer is that he's had the clap so often it's more like applause.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:00 PM (LeX56)
Posted by: Bones at July 20, 2018 12:00 PM (abmAC)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
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Point taken. At seven, maybe monster truck shows and visits to heavy construction sites are in order.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 12:00 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 12:00 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2018 12:00 PM (tl8j7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2018 11:52 AM (/qEW2)
I like how when she opens her mouth, she sounds like a not-real-bright high school student.
More of her please, Dems. This is going to be GREAT!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:01 PM (VMi4S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=264s-sFqvTA
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:26 AM (k1TUh)
That's hilarious.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 11:35 AM (VMi4S)
It really is.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2018 12:01 PM (CwOPz)
It's a confusing universe out there. I can't be expected to know the sex
or gender of everything I stick it in while seeking out new life. I
have to go boldly, if you know what I mean. The "T." stands for
testosterone, babies. When I make love to you, you're the woman, even if
you're not. Kirk out.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at July 20, 2018 11:49 AM (tm6wE)
Wouldn't that actually be: "Kirk In."
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 20, 2018 12:01 PM (q1VoB)
Happened with Reagan.
Posted by: George LeS at July 20, 2018 12:01 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 20, 2018 12:01 PM (P2Chq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 12:00 PM (AzW6q)
And the gun range, with a nice little .22
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:01 PM (bNb8V)
Manefort was working for Podesta.
Podesta the boss was allowed to retroactively register as an agent of a foreign government.
Fold his company and slink off into the shadows.
Manefort is not afforded any of that and now will essentially have his boss testify against him to criminal acts which the boss directed his underling to engage in.
ITS FUCKING INSANE AND PERVERSE!!!
This is intolerable.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 20, 2018 12:02 PM (2JcMg)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2018 12:03 PM (Kge8X)
https://tinyurl.com/ybeg7a9g
Posted by: Javems at July 20, 2018 12:04 PM (XX+4N)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 12:00 PM (AzW6q)
And the gun range, with a nice little .22
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:01 PM (bNb8V)
Much better.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 20, 2018 12:04 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 20, 2018 12:05 PM (xqfqx)
Unless I piss them off.
It really does feel like you're pissing razor blades.
But then they can make it go away just like that!
Posted by: Captain Pike at July 20, 2018 12:05 PM (ATVNj)
Groping still happens far in the future, apparently:
From the Star Trek 50 Babes page someone linked:
http://iv1.lis___.com/image/5954766/250full.jpg
(This is a jpg that acts like an animated GIF? How's that work?)
Posted by: mindful webworker - boldly glowing where snowman has gorn before at July 20, 2018 12:06 PM (U/u2R)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 20, 2018 12:06 PM (roQNm)
John Scalzi wrote an hilarious send-up of that trope in a book called, shockingly, "Red Shirts"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2018 12:06 PM (Kge8X)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2018 12:07 PM (Vk34r)
When I was a kid, I was interested in books, music, the arts, etc. Traditionally feminine interests. I still am.
But, and as I got older (puberty) I became interested in girls, guns, and sports, too.
If I had born two decades later, I guess mom would be dressing me up in a rainbow jumper and teaching me to be a girl.
I kid. My parents aren't f*cking nuts, and they know that kids need to grow into adults in normal order.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 12:07 PM (AzW6q)
At Brigham Young University you have to get a beard card. To get a beard card you have to have a medical condition acknowledged by THEIR doctor. I think you could also get one if you were in a school play and probably one or two other situations.
Without the beard card you couldn't get into the testing center (where you took exams) and you couldn't get into school cafeterias. Some teachers might throw you out of class. The testing center was pretty notorious about even kicking out guys with especially dark five o'clock shadow.
BYU was pretty hardcore about your shorts length too. Shorts had to reach the top of your knee. Lots of women had a really hard time finding shorts that would meet standard.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2018 12:07 PM (9qZ3S)
Starfleet Command ever track Kirk's shenanigans while visiting other planets?
There are a lot of scenes where he's pulling on his boots after meeting with female aliens, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)
What happens on Orion, stays on Orion.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at July 20, 2018 12:07 PM (H80UQ)
But...
Does a shirt to associating Communism with a pretty girl hurt or help the Communist brand?
This is the same mistake the Left made during the Stormy Daniels smear. Constantly associating Trump with a (formerly) pretty girl doesn't hurt him. It makes him look cool. Most people don't pay attention to the details past that.
So lets associate communism with starving nearly dead walking corpses like the holomodor. Not some cute Puerto Rican.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 20, 2018 12:08 PM (gpBLB)
Posted by: The Clam at July 20, 2018 12:08 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)
Starfleet Human Resources had to put aside several servers to hold the complaints against Kirk, especially from Yeoman Rand. Lucky for him that Scotty's hacking skills were good for more than opening space station doors.
Posted by: kbdabear at July 20, 2018 12:08 PM (0Ntuf)
So I settled for eye contact, a smile, and "Hello there."
Seemed to have worked out OK...except for when Mrs Diogenes catches me at it.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2018 12:08 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
I have a FB aquaintance. When her grandson was 2 or 3 she posted something laughing about him wearing something pink of older sis's. Now he is 6 and its pics of him at race car exhibits.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 20, 2018 12:09 PM (r4KP2)
"Mandela: China is the spiritual pillar for me during my life in prison
https://bit.ly/2O6kFk7
.
Posted by: Trigger Warning"
Mandela is fortunate he to oppose the govt of a Western oriented govt. and was only imprisoned. Those that openly defied the communist dictatorships he admired were never heard from again.
Posted by: Ripley at July 20, 2018 12:09 PM (MxEKc)
7 Starfleet Command ever track Kirk's shenanigans while visiting other planets?
There are a lot of scenes where he's pulling on his boots after meeting with female aliens, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)
That
scene where they showed him pulling on his boot was considered very
pushing-the-boundaries edgy when it was first broadcast in (I think)
1966.
Believe it.
Or not.
*
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The "Wink of an Eye" episode, from 1968. The blonde was one Kathie Browne, who I believe was married for a long time to Darren "Night Stalker" McGavin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2018 12:10 PM (YWG/U)
How would you spend that day?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:10 PM (LeX56)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 20, 2018 12:10 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:50 AM (k1TUh)
He's a guy. No tits. Duh.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2018 12:10 PM (/qEW2)
I think Spock would mind-meld with Kirk after his sexual adventures.
Sort of like free porn for Vulcans.
Posted by: The Clam at July 20, 2018 12:10 PM (ATVNj)
It's pure and simple child abuse.
It really is Munchausen by proxy-ish.
It's all about the mom getting attention for what a loving and tolerant parent she is: me, me, me, me, ME!!!
Kid's just a tool in all of this, and no way does he feel like his mom will accept him for who he is, not when he sees how happy and engaged his mom is when she's promoting her gender special son. He no doubt wants to please her, for her to continue to make her happy, which means not moving past his 'I like to wear dresses' phase into, say, an 'I like trucks' phase.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 12:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Barak (Henny Youngman)Obama at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (P/aDH)
You might want to mark the parody stories as such. Or just omit them altogether.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2018 12:07 PM (Vk34r)
That's a parody? Dang it, I thought it was UK mail story.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (VMi4S)
you got to be very careful when on shoreleave on Gorn Bangkok.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (km69s)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (LeX56)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 20, 2018 12:01 PM (q1VoB)
Golf clap.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (jxbfJ)
Every normal boy must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and declare his heterosexuality.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2018 12:12 PM (q9eC0)
How would you spend that day?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:10 PM (LeX56)
I go naked.
Posted by: Pavel Chekov at July 20, 2018 12:12 PM (qV3Xe)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 12:10 PM
Seriously doubt the little guy is ever going to get a Daisy BB gun for his birthday. A pity.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2018 12:12 PM (0tfLf)
I want a beard.
Posted by: The Clam
Take my beard.... please.
Posted by: Barak (Henny Youngman)Obama at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (P/aDH)
No, take mine.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 20, 2018 12:12 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2018 12:13 PM (tl8j7)
Maybe the guy with a twitter feed full of "jokes" about raping kids should be the one to get therapy instead?
https://youtu.be/g9636VpyLTM
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2018 12:13 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (LOgQ4)
And whip it out, right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 12:13 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 20, 2018 12:13 PM (2vsw5)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2018 12:13 PM (q9eC0)
By the way. Susan Oliver was the green girl.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018
*
*
Yeah, the first Orion slave girl we saw, but then there was Yvonne "Batgirl" Craig later on. Sizzlin' stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2018 12:13 PM (YWG/U)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 20, 2018 12:01 PM
That Kirk! Always practicing docking maneuvers.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2018 12:13 PM (0tfLf)
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What's a Twitter?
Posted by: Harry Reid at July 20, 2018 12:14 PM (FZYNt)
How would you spend that day?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:10 PM
nervously?
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 20, 2018 12:16 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2018 12:00 PM (tl8j7)
+++
I wonder what the percentage is of bat-shit crazy people out there, because it seems like there are a lot of them
nowadays.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 20, 2018 12:16 PM (Kcf2u)
https://youtu.be/g9636VpyLTM
Yeah, the amazing thing is how *little* coverage this is getting on the same entertainment/celebrity gossip/ social media sites that were all eleventy over Rosanne Barr's ValJar tweet. Wondering if Disney is protecting him, or if this is just Hollywood collectively protecting hm because the accusations are coming from the "wrong" people (icky alt-right types).
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 12:16 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2018 12:16 PM (/qEW2)
I am beginning to think the whole point of some investigations is to give immunity to the guilty by prosecuting an innocent tangentially related.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2018 12:16 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (LOgQ4)
And whip it out, right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 12:13 PM
After stealing his moms panties off the clothesline. Just to fvck with her head.
Here's the link to the actual article. Not parody:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2413444/Mother-spoke-pride-
rainbow-boy-tells-son-felt-need-come-STRAIGHT.html
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 12:17 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2018 11:39 AM (vg8iE)
Marianna Hill.
Posted by: kbdabear at July 20, 2018 12:17 PM (0Ntuf)
So lets associate communism with starving nearly dead walking corpses like the holomodor. Not some cute Puerto Rican.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 20, 2018 12:08 PM (gpBLB)
which is why you use a "crazy-eyes" pic of her, not a glamor shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:17 PM (bNb8V)
John Scalzi, the man who made a career out of writing fan fiction and kissing left-wing ass?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 20, 2018 12:17 PM (r8gIu)
That NT 14 district is the one to watch come election night. The GOP candidate is a kook who ran unopposed, and is motivated by getting back at the system that took him ten years to get a divorce. I think it may be more along the lines of wanting to keep all his stuff rather than losing HALF!
The Democrat Establishment guy is on the ballot for the Green Party, but said he will not campaign. Did not he would not serve if elected.
If Occasional-Cortex does not win all hell will break lose!
Someone should put up billboards all over that district saying:
"Hey! NY District 14. You got Slonged!"
I figure it will be spontaneously combustion election night.
Posted by: Paladin at July 20, 2018 12:17 PM (c2pxW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2018 12:00 PM (tl8j7)
+++
I wonder what the percentage is of bat-shit crazy people out there, because it seems like there are a lot of them
nowadays.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 20, 2018 12:16 PM (Kcf2u)
The bat-shit crazy people now have a platform and a level of cultural acceptance, if not promotion. I suspect that there aren't that many more of them, they just have a lot more publicity.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (LeX56)
As it turns out, it most likely *is* a parody, only I don't know where from.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (VMi4S)
pray that the dominant predators on the surface are colour blind.
"Not me you idiots, him!"
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (km69s)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (tl8j7)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Phil Collins at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (ATVNj)
That's what I read.
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't blame me; I just misread it at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (U/u2R)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2018 12:16 PM (/qEW2)
Fuck. You.
Posted by: The Whale from Star Trek IV at July 20, 2018 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (VMi4S)
It was, I read it. She even has a book!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 12:19 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: washrivergal at July 20, 2018 12:19 PM (Kcf2u)
Brietbart - Disney directory James Gunn exposed - Disturbing history of child rape jokes.
Sweet Dreams are made of these
Who am I to disagree
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 20, 2018 12:19 PM (roQNm)
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HahaHaHa...that reminds me of a story from back when I was in the environmental business. A subcontractor got kicked off a cleanup I was p.m. on because one of their equipment operators had drilled a 1/4" hole in his respirator. He explained this was so he could smoke a cigarette with out taking it off.
True story.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 20, 2018 12:19 PM (bWBdM)
I am beginning to think the whole point of some investigations is to give immunity to the guilty by prosecuting an innocent tangentially related.
_______________________________________
I agree.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2018 12:19 PM (ATVNj)
(and how do we know what sex the Gorn is anyways?)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:50 AM (k1TUh)
Being reptilian, the Gorn probably has a cloaca, so you don't know until you get in there.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018
*
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I am never going to look at that episode, or read the word "arena," in the same way again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2018 12:19 PM (YWG/U)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (VMi4S)
Wow, just looked at it again....it's from Sept, 2013
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 12:20 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (VMi4S)
Daily Mail:
I put the link in # 242. It's real, and it's spectacular.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 12:20 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
+++
This is what I keep hoping is the case.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 20, 2018 12:21 PM (Kcf2u)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
It's frightening when one ends up in a social circle where there is pressure to conform to all of the trans stuff.
I really don't miss that I no longer have people like that within even 3 hops anymore.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2018 12:21 PM (UnA8+)
'Mom, I'm straight. It's time you faced the facts,' Chase said.
'I know what you're doing. You always leave it open, like I could be gay. But I'm not,' he continued.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (VMi4S)
Not a parody. It's real... I checked... UK Daily Mail.
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Seriously doubt the little guy is ever going to get a Daisy BB gun for his birthday. A pity.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2018 12:12 PM (0tfLf)
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I worry about the kid. He clearly wants to be normal, and has no parents or social structure to reinforce or approve of that.
I think he has a strong likelihood of ending up perched on a clock tower in his early twenties.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 12:21 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (LeX56)
As it turns out, it most likely *is* a parody, only I don't know where from.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (VMi4S)
It's not a parody, but old:
goo.gl/BBd1UX
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:21 PM (VMi4S)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2018 12:22 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: DaveA at July 20, 2018 12:22 PM (FhXTo)
I am beginning to think the whole point of some investigations is to give immunity to the guilty by prosecuting an innocent tangentially related.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2018 12:16 PM (r+sAi)
It became absolutely obvious once the name "Podesta" resurfaced.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2018 12:22 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2018 12:22 PM (ATVNj)
She also supposedly had a gay brother, so she's likely working out her issues with that on her own son.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: wth - duck boat captain at July 20, 2018 12:23 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 12:23 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2018 12:23 PM (ATVNj)
I am beginning to think the whole point of some investigations is to give immunity to the guilty by prosecuting an innocent tangentially related.
I'm starting to believe that Mueller might not be a straight shooter.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 12:24 PM (10vO4)
" I jumped up and down and shouted that Trump was a Nazi while dressed as a giant twat."
Could have done just as well shoveling shit in Louisiana.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2018 12:24 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: w at July 20, 2018 12:25 PM (vhrlk)
" I jumped up and down and shouted that Trump was a Nazi while dressed as a giant twat."
Could have done just as well shoveling shit in Louisiana.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2018 12:24 PM (S/hVx)
At least shoveling shit in Louisiana is honest work.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
Imagine if She Guevara went for younger and vaguely male creatures like Attention Hogg and they procreated. With that DNA, their spawn would have an IQ in negative numbers.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at July 20, 2018 12:25 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: runner at July 20, 2018 12:25 PM (qV3Xe)
https://raisingmyrainbow.com/
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 12:26 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2018 12:24 PM (S/hVx)
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Perhaps my favorite movie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 12:26 PM (AzW6q)
Could have done just as well shoveling shit in Louisiana.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2018 12:24 PM (S/hV
Objection: Shoveling shit can be a constructive activity, even in Louisiana.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:26 PM (VMi4S)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 12:23 PM (jjaLl)
............
We may not know until he/she/it tries out for the Olympics.
Posted by: wth - duck boat captain at July 20, 2018 12:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2018 12:27 PM (FTXAT)
I think the hottest was Dr. Helen Noel, from "Dagger of the Mind."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2018 11:39 AM (vg8iE)
1000 times this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2018 12:27 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: w at July 20, 2018 12:25 PM (vhrlk)
He's going to unveil his YUUUGE, Classy, Really Terrific Solution any day now.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
nowadays.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 20, 2018 12:16 PM
I know a woman who has a wonderful heart and who is a genuinely nice person, but totally fu*ktard liberal and bat-shit cray cray.
She has blown through a huge inheritance, her kids are completely messed up and most of her grandkids are too. A pity.
She has no clue.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2018 12:27 PM (0tfLf)
Outstanding
And a big boost the challenge to the same law in NJ
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 12:27 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 20, 2018 12:28 PM (ldXWf)
Loving them when they take wrong directions but being courageous enough to correct them.
On second thought all that seems kind of hard.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:28 PM (LeX56)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2018 12:28 PM (kqsXK)
I think we should drag Neptune into the inner solar system with a log chain.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 20, 2018 12:28 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: w at July 20, 2018 12:25 PM (vhrlk)
Right. That's how you know all the anti-Trump outrage is fake.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:28 PM (VMi4S)
Seems to me it would be entirely practical to design a positive-pressure breathing apparatus which sealed by means of an inflatable collar around the wearer's neck. The collar could be inflated by air from the regulator to X psi above atmospheric (with X being a pretty low number, probably fractional), and then bleed out the collar into the face mask.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:28 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 20, 2018 12:29 PM (mQ0Mc)
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"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's pussy hat, you'll know what to do." -- General Georgina Patton
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2018 12:29 PM (BiLU+)
So when the drunk doc makes a pass at Mandela he calls her a closet heterosexual.
Apparently you Human monkeys have now reached that point.
SMOD?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2018 12:29 PM (KzvQU)
Probably right around puberty. That's how life works.
This evil woman's parents should have explained these things to her. Ya know prepare her for motherhood, like humans have always done since forever.
Fucking degenerates.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 20, 2018 12:29 PM (gpBLB)
https://raisingmyrainbow.com/
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 12:26 PM (jjaLl)
Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at July 20, 2018 12:30 PM (Ydn2k)
nowadays.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 20, 2018 12:16 PM
We have to remember that a lot of the bat-shit craziness gets amplified on social media, esp. Twitter, so I think it looks bigger than it actually is.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:30 PM (VMi4S)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
Have you ever seen a man, even a gay man do this? But, these psychotwats actually spend time trying to make this a reality, whether writing a book praising being a homo, decorating their son's rooms in bathhouse noir, or putting make-up on him and playing "Pin the strap-on in the buttocks".
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 12:31 PM (9BLnV)
Right. That's how you know all the anti-Trump outrage is fake.
Conspicuous display of outrage. Much of it is an in-group social behavior.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2018 12:31 PM (tl8j7)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2018 12:18 PM (UnA8+)
Next week our local AM talk guy in on vacation, the news girl is on vacation, and their producer now has a new job. I think I'll be listening to music in the morning next week.
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2018 12:31 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM (LOgQ4)
And whip it out, right?
that would be the "hoist the black flag" part
Posted by: Anachronda at July 20, 2018 12:31 PM (xGZ+b)
Sounds about right
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 12:31 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 20, 2018 12:32 PM (Boy/L)
Loving them when they take wrong directions but being courageous enough to correct them. "
They never "Had" to. But in the Bad Old Days, that's why there used to be a distinction that we called "Class". Some people had it; some people didn't, and it was pretty obvious who was who.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 12:32 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 11:40 AM (L78vw)
So was Yvonne Craig in ST:OS episode Whom Gods Destroy. Marta. Yum.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 20, 2018 12:32 PM (2vsw5)
Posted by: wth - duck boat captain at July 20, 2018 12:32 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2018 12:32 PM (S/hVx)
On Amazon:
https://tinyurl.com/yd55lu45
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2018 12:28 PM (kqsXK)
Terrific.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:33 PM (VMi4S)
McCarthy is laughably useless outside his specialty, but he would certainly have at least a literate guess/take on this.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2018 12:33 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 12:11 PM
Mom! Did you move the ficus from my room?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2018 12:33 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 12:24 PM (10vO4)
Why aren't the SJWs screaming about Miller's straight shooterism?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:33 PM (LeX56)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2018 12:32 PM (S/hVx)
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One of the all time power plays by a guy:
My dad took my mom to it for their first date. After hounding her for months to go out with him. She still laughs about it to this day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 12:34 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 20, 2018 12:34 PM (uHFrd)
Whoever the father is needs to do something before it's too late. Unless they're turkey baster kids.
So fooking infuriating. Sick world we have right now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Derping the light fantastic at July 20, 2018 11:29 AM (xPJvm)
If they are not turkey baster kids, I am sure their dad has been forced out of their lives. Can't have him spreading toxin masculinity to her rainbow child, after all.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2018 12:34 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2018 12:34 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2018 12:34 PM (CDGwz)
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Scottst at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (mDrEG)
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: runner at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (qV3Xe)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 20, 2018 12:08 PM (gpBLB)
which is why you use a "crazy-eyes" pic of her, not a glamor shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:17 PM (bNb8V)
She is good looking and smoking hot by DC politician standards, so no matter how much dumb shit she says, she still will help the communist cause recruit straight virile dudes - which the left is currently lacking.
Posted by: wooga at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (DEPJ1)
49 years?
Anyone?
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway
Touched on in JJ's thread. We really need a scorecard so folks know "this has not been covered" from "it's old".
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 12:37 PM (AM1GF)
Sounds about right
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 12:31 PM (Lg2h/)
"Doc, I can't sleep at night. I have this burning sensation in my feet and the touch of the sheets tends to exacerbate the feeling. I've tried using non-steroidal antiinflammatory medication to relieve the symptoms, but then I get gastrointestinal reflux, which...."
"Look, I don't want to be a dick, but you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 12:37 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (8ikIW)
I don't know the laws in NY, but in NJ that is illegal
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 12:37 PM (Lg2h/)
Let's discuss the inverse relationship between how a wymmins upsettiness decreases as a mans bank account/goodlookiness increases.
You even can gab 'em by the mish if yer a billionaire.
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2018 12:37 PM (gmo/4)
https://tinyurl.com/ydet6xxl
Posted by: wth - duck boat captain at July 20, 2018 12:32 PM (HgMAr)
Can we shit-can that stupid "duck boat" neologism? They are "ducks", period. Which is the accepted common name for the DUKW amphibious truck made by General Motors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:37 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at July 20, 2018 12:37 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: w at July 20, 2018 12:25 PM (vhrlk)
They are neither in a camp, standing in front of a wall, nor kneeling in front of a ditch. QED.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 20, 2018 12:37 PM (2vsw5)
gofundme starts in 3...2...1...
But I bet there's a google patent application that's close enough for a thousand low-life lawyers on retainer to make you give up!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (n9EOP)
WITH RUSSIANS!!!!! And possibly JOOOOOOOS!!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (Boy/L)
Might have been redundant at that point, in terms of Hitler's health and mental acuity, both of which were already slipping badly, but reportedly the incident did greatly reduce both.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (QDnY+)
She is good looking and smoking hot by DC politician standards, so no matter how much dumb shit she says, she still will help the communist cause recruit straight virile dudes - which the left is currently lacking.
Posted by: wooga at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (DEPJ1)
Does she believe all good comrades have equal rights to her body?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (LeX56)
Posted by: wooga
There's crazy in the eyes. Hard to be a honeypot with crazy in the eyes.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (AM1GF)
YaHOOOoo says that Cohen secretly recorded Trump! discussing Playboy model payment!!!!
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (8ikIW)
He'll get his ass sued to oblivion if he releases it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (10vO4)
And in 2018, CJ became the youngest Grand Marshall of the LGBT Pride Parade.
If that kid ever comes out as heterosexual, he will be a nobody nothing.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (/+bwe)
If they are not turkey baster kids,
=
yeah, makes you wonder
Posted by: runner at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (qV3Xe)
Pics or it isn't true.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:33 PM (LeX56)
"Anyway, right? Like, why doesn't he have Gay Shooterism, like y'know?"
-Random SJW
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2018 11:52 AM (0+nbW)
Possibly but I was a third class by the time I got out of A school so that never came up.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 11:23 AM (O5Q3r)
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Looks like, you're not wrong. They proudly post photos of dangerous weapons taken off the street -- pliers, spoons, and bottle openers. They arrest people for having these things in their pockets. The old Monty Python routine about self defense techniques if attacked by fresh fruit have become reality.
They're actually worse than useless. They ignore Muslim rape gangs and imprison innocent native Britons for nothing. They are the enemy.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (GvYZH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (k1TUh)
Besides being unconstitutional, magazine bans are text book arbitrariness.
If they can pass a law that says you can only possess a magazine that can hold 10 rounds then they can pass a law that says you can only have a magazine that can hold 1 round.
Because there is simply no reasoning or basis for the limitations.
It's simply arbitrary.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (2JcMg)
Posted by: wooga at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (DEPJ1)
Well, she plans on coming out as a lesbian next week, so maybe the straight, virile dudes will stay where they're at. Gotta appease the LGBQRSTUVWXYZ community, don't ya know.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
THANK YOU! Also, the legit ones are 70+ years old. (Though I've heard of later ones made from later trucks. Still, they're trucks with boat hulls. Not boats.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 12:37 PM (Lg2h/)
I believe there is a fine print exception:"
"Unless you're recording a Republican politician"!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 12:16 PM (W+vEI)
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Now we know why the Democrats want those illegal children released.
Disney and Hollywood need to be investigated by the Feds. God knows the police in California and Florida are not doing their jobs. Looking the other way?
Problem is the DOJ / FBI only cares about Russia and drugs.
Posted by: Abe Lincoln at July 20, 2018 12:40 PM (MuTTO)
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She's in an episode of The Andy Griffith Show as a prisoner. Drop. Dead. Gorgeous. Andy and Barney take turns salivating over her, albiet 1960s TV style...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 20, 2018 12:40 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Circa
Or the worst of them all, RUSSIAN JOOOOOSSSSS!!!
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 12:40 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (k1TUh)
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Patton
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 12:40 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 20, 2018 12:40 PM (LeX56)
Posted by: wooga at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (DEPJ1)
That is why you need to use the crazy-eyes pic of her the shirt. It mocks and/or defuses her alleged hotness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:40 PM (bNb8V)
Funny.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 20, 2018 12:41 PM (tVWQB)
Loving them when they take wrong directions but being courageous enough to correct them. "
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Yeah, those were the Bad Old Days, when such outmoded values as 'duty' and 'responsibility' were held in higher regard than the assertion of imagined 'rights' and 'privileges' .
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2018 12:41 PM (CDGwz)
When I was in the Navy you could grow a beard and/or mustache but
you had to submit a special request chit and get it approved by your
CO.
I was in from 1971-1975. We grew beards. No chit required.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
As I recall the policy was totally up to the commanding officer of the ship or instillation.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2018 12:41 PM (mpXpK)
China announces petrochemical sourcing switch to ..... Saudi Arabia, dropping Iran. EU finance big warns that investments in Iran not a good idea (after the more important group, big Euro industrial/finance/shipping outfits, have mostly cut down or ended their Iran business).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2018 12:41 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (GvYZH)
Noting like a Rotherham compliant police force...
Sir Robert Peel weeps softly as he looks down!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 20, 2018 12:41 PM (n9EOP)
Rumor- Kimberley Guilfoyle is leaving The Five for a pro-Trump Super Pac.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (PvFoN)
Otherwise known as Don Jr's penis
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 12:42 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 12:42 PM (k1TUh)
I don't know the laws in NY, but in NJ that is illegal
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 12:37 PM (Lg2h/)
I believe there is a fine print exception:"
"Unless you're recording a Republican politician"!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (n9EOP)
NY is a one party consent state.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 12:42 PM (jxbfJ)
https://raisingmyrainbow.com/
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 12:26 PM
Sorry I missed this!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 20, 2018 12:42 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (PvFoN)
Otherwise known as Don Jr's penis
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2018 12:43 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at July 20, 2018 12:43 PM (vtcmf)
YaHOOOoo says that Cohen secretly recorded Trump! discussing Playboy model payment!!!!
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (8ikIW)
He'll get his ass sued to oblivion if he releases it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (10vO4)
++
I suppose this is the story that Tom Arnold was gasping about 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 20, 2018 12:44 PM (Kcf2u)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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He was, like, the civil war or something, right?
Posted by: A Millennial at July 20, 2018 12:44 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 20, 2018 12:44 PM (2vsw5)
outmoded values as 'duty' and 'responsibility' were held in higher
regard than the assertion of imagined 'rights' and 'privileges' .
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2018 12:41 PM (CDGwz)
And when the "illogical" concept of a binding oath was felt to be entirely appropriate!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 20, 2018 12:44 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Lowfibass at July 20, 2018 12:44 PM (BrqlK)
news girl is on vacation, and their producer now has a new job. I think
I'll be listening to music in the morning next week.
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2018 12:31 PM (7HtZB)
Is your guy Bob Lonsberry?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 12:44 PM (jjaLl)
[]I live only two hours west of Oslo. In Norway's far north, a twenty-four-hour drive from Oslo, is the municipality of Vadso. It is in the county of Finnmark, on the coast of the Barents Sea, and has a population of about six thousand. It is the sort of place that, even in a continent supersaturated with Islam, you might expect to be an oasis of natives --- most of whom, in this case, are not ethnic Norwegians but Sami folk, formerly known as Lapps or Laplanders, whose lives are centered largely on reindeer, which they herd, ride, eat, and have as pets. The kind of place, in short, where you might expect to die of boredom or frostbite (or severe depression during the long, dark winter), but not of cold-blooded murder in the middle of the sunshiny summer.
But no. On July 14, an 18-year-old local, Havard Pedersen, was knifed to death at his workplace, a Coop grocery store in Vadso, by a 17-year-old Afghan who came to Norway as an asylum seeker in 2015 and who now holds a temporary residence permit.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2018 12:44 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2018 12:41 PM (CDGwz)
There used to be certain things called "obligations" and "expectations" placed upon one's head, but the snowflakes just found that so icky...
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2018 12:44 PM (UnA8+)
Niece knitted them all pussy hats and one of my brothers taunts her mercilessly on FaceBook with her pictures at the rally.
Posted by: DanMan at July 20, 2018 12:45 PM (QMG5F)
Every normal leftist must be tempted at times to don the pink pussyhat, insert two jade eggs into herself, and begin shouting hysterically.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 20, 2018 12:45 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at July 20, 2018 12:45 PM (vtcmf)
In that event you'll see aneurysms on a mass scale from the left.
I personally would be delighted to watch.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2018 12:46 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at July 20, 2018 12:43 PM (vtcmf)
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23 June 2016. Just like we decided it on 8 November 2016.
And in both cases, the ruling class raised a double-middle finger to us, and proceeded apace with their unending stream of bullshit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 12:46 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (10vO4)
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I assume, if it exists, it was seized as part of that raid ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2018 12:46 PM (BiLU+)
If you are the average, flyover country Brit, just when do you decide that enough of this shit is enough?
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at July 20, 2018 12:43 PM (vtcmf)
The underground traffic in assault sporks is growing in the UK!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 20, 2018 12:46 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (QDnY+)
You have been deceived by allied propaganda. Der Fuehrer was always the picture of health. His essence had already been transferred into a cyborg awaiting his migration to his base on the moon, where he will return to free the world from the eternal jew. Amen.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 12:46 PM (9BLnV)
Fortunately, and it's almost unique in our laws, the constitution specifically and explicitly bars restrictions on firearms ownership (and if one accepts "incorporation" against the states, then it applies to all state laws).
The only "interpretation" of the 2A that makes any sense and does *not* render our entire system lawless and arbitrary is that is excludes *all* of these laws.
One half of the lawlessness that has eviscerated the US constitution: simply ignoring what it means and making up rationales for doing so. The other half, inventing s**t out of thin air, legislating pure and simple, gets more attention, but together they account for our collapsed constitutional system.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2018 12:47 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 12:48 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (AM1GF)
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Is it? Is it really?
We've all made that mistake. Many guys will look past a freshly wall mounted human head just above a blood soaked machete IF she's got great tits.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 20, 2018 12:48 PM (gpBLB)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (10vO4)
Apparently it is one of the items seized by the USA for SDNY in their raid on Cohen's office/apartment/storage unit.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 20, 2018 12:50 PM (2vsw5)
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 12:36 PM (8ikIW)
He'll get his ass sued to oblivion if he releases it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 20, 2018 12:38 PM (10vO4)
Are you kidding? He'd be Hero of the Resistance. No lawyer in America would dare prosecute.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2018 12:51 PM (kqsXK)
...so that at some opportune moment in the future I could post those photos on Facebook. Moments such as when their daughters are getting married, or when their husband is up for a promotion, or they wanna run for school board, or some such.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 20, 2018 12:53 PM (/2X2F)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2018 12:53 PM (tl8j7)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 20, 2018 12:39 PM (GvYZH)
I've heard the testimony of a former Scotland Yard detective who said any time he tried to investigate the extent of child molesting he had found, he was shut down by someone higher up in the bureaucratic food chain. And the grooming gangs are not just Muslims. He said that he believes that some people very high up in the British government are either profiting from the child molesting or participating in it themselves. I wish this story could be corroborated.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 12:54 PM (VMi4S)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2018 12:41 PM (mpXpK)
Yeah, John Paul Jones was pretty easygoing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2018 12:55 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018
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I suspect that's what most of the roads are built on.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2018 12:55 PM (YWG/U)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 20, 2018 12:58 PM (gpBLB)
Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2018 01:01 PM (Zogyx)
But, and as I got older (puberty) I became interested in girls, guns, and sports, too. "
In other words, your parents had the good common sense to let you become well-rounded human being.
Posted by: Wendy at July 20, 2018 01:02 PM (bpemY)
Posted by: Hillury Clinton at July 20, 2018 02:08 PM (ln5wD)
The only thing more infuriating than that is that some medical "professionals" will start monkeying with profoundly life influencing hormones before this kid hits puberty.
Put another way: if someone can "realize" they're gay at 16, don't you think a 10 year old's judgment on the subject might be put on hold for awhile?
And yes, the inherent sexualization (either way) of pushing "gender" issues on a kid that young are just wrong, no matter which way you slice it.
It's like taking a 10 year old to a titty bar. Would that be OK too?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 20, 2018 03:12 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 20, 2018 07:43 PM (wGqjj)
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