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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition
This is idiocy on a grand scale. And cultural genocide. And part of the long game played by the Left. And there is a soupcon of marketing and virtue-signaling bullshit, since "Bonobos" is clearly not going to produce clothing that fits every "man," because that would include women who claim to be men, and that would needlessly complicate their supply chain, cutting into their profits. But mostly it is antithetical to reality and clear language. If every man is defined as masculine, then the word will have no meaning, and that is certainly not the case. Not all men are masculine, and in fact, not all men are "men." The obvious goal here is to water down traditional roles and blur the lines between effete, cowardly, weak XY humans and those who rise to the historical (and probably genetic) role of the real man, which these fools conflate with their own dislike of masculinity, probably because they fall short of the traditional measures, and they talk like fags and their shit is all retarded.
The limited definition of “masculine” is a problem. Instead of asking men to fit into a preconceived notion of “being a man,” let’s evolve the definition and create a world where every man fits. #EvolveTheDefinition
— Bonobos (@Bonobos) July 18, 2018
25 years ago I wrote this (to tune of "Joy To The World"
— rockmom (@rockmom) July 18, 2018:
Let's build a house
For ev'ryone
So all can now afford
To live in decent housing
In better neighborhoods
But not in my back yard!
Just not in my back yard!
Oh not, oh not, in my back yard! https://t.co/NFdeI910Kf
If you want the definitive destruction of this kind of NIMBY behavior hidden in legal machinations, pick up a copy of "Economic Facts And Fallacies," by Thomas Sowell. He is always brilliant, but this might be his best and most approachable work.
Yeah...I don't know about this one. I mounted a basketball hoop on the wall of my basement about mumblemumblemumble years ago when the brats were short, and I used lag bolts and epoxy and I tested it by hanging on it with my entire weight. So there is certainly some abject stupidity in evidence here, but I will always default to blaming the parents for not being observant and careful.
Lawsuit filed in basketball hoop death of Granger teen
This is just all sorts of awesome.
It might beat the bumpersticker I saw a few years ago: My Homies Have More Chromies!
— AnthonyCumiaCM (@AnthonyCumiacm) July 18, 2018
Oh...Fvck you Planned Parenthood.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 11:06 AM (P/aDH)
Posted by: citizen khan at July 19, 2018 11:07 AM (rjKW/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2018 11:08 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: An Observation at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (g+eTj)
Posted by: jmel at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (OeWgo)
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (WsccZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: jmel at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (OeWgo)
Until he installs the Human Flypaper Adhesive Border Carpet Of Doom, I'll remain skeptical about his true commitment to border security...
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2018 11:11 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 11:11 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: jmel at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (OeWgo)
Until he installs the Human Flypaper Adhesive Border Carpet Of Doom, I'll remain skeptical about his true commitment to border security...
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)
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I'm waiting for the steel wall that extends 300 feet straight into the ground that will line both northern and southern borders.
You know, to keep out tunnels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 19, 2018 11:12 AM (/prE6)
4 Pro tip- turn on microwave!
Posted by: Glenn John at July 19, 2018 11:12 AM (UyWFI)
6
PDT seems to be holding the line on immigration. He recognizes the
danger of open borders and to a country's security and culture.
Posted by: jmel
Hungary to Join U.S. in Rejecting 'Dangerous' UN Migration Pact
Two countries reject. Sad.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 11:12 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:12 AM (IqV8l)
That's a good start, but it clearly doesn't go far enough. Every employee of the company should be doxxed and harassed in public at every conceivable opportunity. Oh, and maybe people should blow air horns outside of their dwellings as they try to sleep.
I know the "24 and Me" is just wrong, but I lol'd anyway.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 19, 2018 11:12 AM (NL6wI)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 19, 2018 11:12 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2018 11:12 AM (xBSm0)
Not a trial.
Not an arraignment.
Not a grand jury proceeding.
President Trump was not there to interrogate Putin or pass judgment on Putin.
Helsinki was a success for no other reason than he just pissed off all the Never Trumpers. When that happens, we know we are over the target.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2018 11:13 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: jmel at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (OeWgo)
Until he installs the Human Flypaper Adhesive Border Carpet Of Doom, I'll remain skeptical about his true commitment to border security...
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)
Bring Peace to the Korea... and then place those troops on OUR Southern border...
Posted by: Don Q at July 19, 2018 11:13 AM (NgKpN)
In fact they seem to personally prosper in it.
surprise.
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 11:13 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:13 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Concerned conservative christian at July 19, 2018 11:14 AM (OXm4V)
Hmm. Does one need a special license, and what's the preferred caliber?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:14 AM (7LY+6)
What the fucks a Chromie?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:14 AM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:14 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (mPeei)
Nah. Build a brand new base for them. On Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: An Observation at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (g+eTj)
Posted by: Concerned conservative christian at July 19, 2018 11:14 AM (OXm4V)
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"No H8!"
"Dear me, do I hate whitey."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (/prE6)
Also, unfortunately, this will have unintended consequences, like the chaos in the state now. One day the "homeless" will storm the HOA gates. The aristocrats, as usual, will be totally surprised.
Posted by: PJ at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2018 11:13 AM (ATVNj)
Bpth Presidents mentioned in their speeches one takeaway.
They agreed to enforce the 1974 treaty that made the Golan Heights a non military zone.
ie, Russia will reign in Iran sending troops there... and as I said, BOTH Presidents mentioned it in their speeches at the end.
Posted by: Don Q at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (NgKpN)
Can't believe how many young people are being hired at my place of employment who look like idiots....especially the guys...they have bouffant hairdos, and talk in very affected nasal tones and wear these stupid peg long pants.
Who in the world would EVER find that attractive? How in the world do they look in the mirror and think they look good?
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (Cym0g)
Ehh!!??
So a cooter as big and deep as Stormy's?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:14 AM (Zmczq)
...
...
...
chromosomes
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (Boy/L)
Develop a package of print & digital advertisements for a company's new range of shelving products.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)
Most summits are glorified photo ops. The lion's share of the actual work, agreements, achievements are done beforehand, by the diplomatic corps.
But they, like press conferences, make good TV.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (84QUd)
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's TRUMP Day! at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (U/u2R)
"Let them eat brie."
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (Bdeb0)
Nice rant btw.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (2Mnv1)
No, but when my wife tells me to go and buy some cloths and she can't come with me, she tells me to let a pussie/fag dress me. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (Lg2h/)
Of course, the parents are partly at fault, too. Should have steered their son into hockey, instead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (bNb8V)
"Let them eat brie."
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (Bdeb0)
============
Organic, free range.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2018 11:17 AM (uiwCw)
The more jobs there are, the fewer imbeciles will be available for stupid protests like making noise outside the White House.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 19, 2018 11:17 AM (nBr1j)
The left's temper tantrum is spiraling out of control.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:17 AM (/tuJf)
you know what else has borders? a congressional district.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 19, 2018 11:17 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (Boy/L)
Oooohh...... Hey! Thats funny!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:17 AM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (2Mnv1)
Get your hands off me, you damned, dirty moron!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:17 AM (Boy/L)
Ehh!!??
And awesome beers!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:13 AM (0tfLf)
Have you caught yourself pronouncing about like aboot yet?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 11:18 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 11:18 AM (LiyEm)
Turnabout is fair play. You ought to encourage her to let a sullen, buzz-cut dyke help her select jeans and boots and a trucker's cap.
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:18 AM (7LY+6)
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 11:19 AM (Lg2h/)
hello= hump hump hump.
goodbye = hump hump hump.
how about those sox? = hump hump hump.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:19 AM (Zmczq)
24 and ME"
Que?
I don't get it
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:18 AM (7LY+6)
Golks w/ down syndrome have an extra chromosome..hence 24 and me..
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 11:20 AM (a0IVu)
Ehh!!??
So a cooter as big and deep as Stormy's?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM
Damn...I have been away...took me a minute to figure that out.
BTW, what ever happened to Stormy? I guess she has gone to that big news heap in the sky next to Kavanagh ehh?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:20 AM (0tfLf)
hello= hump hump hump.
goodbye = hump hump hump.
how about those sox? = hump hump hump.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
A monkey moron
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:20 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 11:20 AM (a0IVu)
Agreed. In this case, they're going after deeper pockets.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:20 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:20 AM (/tuJf)
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 11:19 AM (Lg2h/)
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Don't forget all the Green Groups.
This feels like a perfect opportunity for some ambitious and possibly ethically challenged Republican AGs to dig into the finances of such groups to highlight the Russian infiltration of the green movement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 19, 2018 11:21 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (bNb8V)
That assumes they could afford (or wanted to pay) for him to play hockey.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:21 AM (UnA8+)
Que?
I don't get it
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:18 AM (7LY+6)
Ben Roethlisberger to the white courtesy phone, please.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:21 AM (7HtZB)
The name of the company is 23 and Me for the number of pairs of chromosomes most of us have. Downs Syndromers have 24.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:21 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:21 AM (IqV8l)
sprouts in the microwave with a bit of water in a covered bowl for about
4 minutes and it will soften it up. Doesn't change the nutritional
content much. I like to add salt.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (/qEW2)
Protip: put chopped cauliflower/broccoli/brussel
sprouts in a plastic bag and throw it in the trash!
Posted by: pookysgirl is not a vegetarian at July 19, 2018 11:21 AM (XKZwp)
Trump is a Russian sleeper agent. so there's that you might have missed. and good to see you. all tanned and rested.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:22 AM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2018 11:17 AM (uiwCw)
Apparently Dick's was contracted to install the item, and subcontracted it out, so they are on the hook by virtue of hiring an incompetent contractor.
And they have the deepest pockets, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:22 AM (bNb8V)
All systems nominal sans Garden Weasel
Looks like we may have a go
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 11:22 AM (r9UYA)
Still not making sense. It's normally 23 pairs, some have an extra single, making 22 pairs and one triple.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:22 AM (7LY+6)
one chromosome too many
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me
Posted by: your very un-PC DEVO at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (QUpVW)
Ehh!!??
And awesome beers!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:13 AM (0tfLf)
Did you have high tea with some blue bloods? Did you eat some Nanaimo bars?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:21 AM (7HtZB)
Ol' Benny looks like a dude who is intimately familiar with 24 and Me's services, lol.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (0+nbW)
Sometimes "being a man" means being capable of killing other men who would take your shit from you if you show any sign of weakness.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (2Mnv1)
I won't, but I won't judge those who do.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Dude wearing those red skinny chino things at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (wx6iv)
a paint on meat. Ya know foe MEN.....that oughta keep you searching
awhile.>>>
How about this one by William Hogarth?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8vy7stb
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (P/aDH)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:21 AM (UnA8+)
That was just snark on my part, basketball being a non-sport.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (bNb8V)
Protip: put chopped cauliflower/broccoli/brussel
sprouts in a plastic bag and throw it in the trash!
Posted by: pookysgirl is not a vegetarian at July 19, 2018 11:21 AM (XKZwp)
Lol. well that was fast...and expected.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (Zmczq)
The New Yorker hit a new low with their latest cover. Drudge has a picture of it.
The left's temper tantrum is spiraling out of control.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:17 AM
*
*
Check out Drudge's link to Time's video of Trump morphing into Putin and back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2018 11:24 AM (YWG/U)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB)
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Be like Caine in Kung Fu.
Wander the earth, righting wrongs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 19, 2018 11:24 AM (/prE6)
to let a sullen, buzz-cut dyke help her select jeans and boots and a
trucker's cap.
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)
Don't forget the flannel shirt. And the Subaru, if we're going car shopping.
Posted by: Sullen, Buzz Cut Dyke at July 19, 2018 11:24 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (Cym0g)
Fashion hasn't been about looking attractive or good for years now. It's about what's fashionable, i.e., trendy. That reminds me of the meme that has Cary Grant dressed as a man's man on the left, and some some contemporary fags on the right with the caption "Something went terribly wrong."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 11:24 AM (9BLnV)
Well, it's official now. My company expects me to relocate to North
Jersey in 13 months exactly. So that's how much time I have to find a
new job.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB
Where about are you now?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 11:25 AM (a0IVu)
This feels like a perfect opportunity for some ambitious and
possibly ethically challenged Republican AGs to dig into the finances of
such groups
-----
Don't rock the boat baby
Don't rock the boat...
Posted by: The Hues Corporation at July 19, 2018 11:25 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jack Bauer at July 19, 2018 11:25 AM (QLvwG)
Seems fair.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:25 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:14 AM (Zmczq)
...
...
...
chromosomes
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (Boy/L)
Most of the dudes at cnn have Homosomes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2018 11:25 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:25 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB)
What line of work?
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (9chmE)
Life's not easy for a boy named Sue.
Posted by: Zoddy Cash at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at July 19, 2018 11:15 AM (Cym0g)
Kind of like the Short's Suit.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (5tT9a)
91 79
Well, it's official now. My company expects me to relocate to North
Jersey in 13 months exactly. So that's how much time I have to find a
new job.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB
Where about are you now?
-------------------------
You do not want to go to North Jersey. Nor South Jersey. Get those resume's out fast.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (2LelM)
>>Que?
>>I don't get it
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The real name of the company is 23 and Me.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:20 AM (/tuJf)
So why is he holding up a sign that says 24 and me?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:22 AM (7LY+6)
So what you're saying is, it should read "23.5 and Me".
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Bonobos on Viagra at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (9chmE)
but I can't tell you how many times I have caught lazy ass contractors trying to get away with just screwing shit into the wallboard and thinking no one will notice. I had a ceiling fan fall right out of the ceiling once for that exact reason. And this is ALWAYS something that everyone knows shouldn't be done, but they just go "what the hell, they'll never know."
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (k1TUh)
Well, it's official now. My company expects me to relocate to North
Jersey in 13 months exactly. So that's how much time I have to find a
new job.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB
Where about are you now?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite
NYC
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (Bdeb0)
Again, nope. C'mon. Isn't this a smart military blog?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (7LY+6)
Well, it's official now. My company expects me to relocate to North
Jersey in 13 months exactly. So that's how much time I have to find a
new job.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB
Where about are you now?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 11:25 AM (a0IVu)
Philadelphia
What line of work?
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (uiwCw)
proofreader for a pharma company
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (7HtZB)
i gotta say the bones in my ears are way more cool. Stupid i tell ya. OK you 'rons with gauges have at me for being so fucking judgy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (Zmczq)
"Which is another way of saying no one is"
When cartoons dispense wisdom greater than the 'thinkers'......
Posted by: GWB at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (IQ1ew)
Been helping Mom with her crosswords (not like she needs my help, but it's fun for us) so I'm getting a little better at word puzzles and cultural references, but I'm missing something on the 24 and me thing.
*heads for the coffee pot for a refill*
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's TRUMP Day! at July 19, 2018 11:28 AM (U/u2R)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:28 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:28 AM (/tuJf)
Ehh!!??
And awesome beers!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:13 AM (0tfLf)
Did you have high tea with some blue bloods? Did you eat some Nanaimo bars?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM
I did indeed have tea...but mostly with foreigners...but then I guess I was one too so we all fit in. I was the only one speaking English.
But no, no Nanaimo bars. But did discover Phoenix Golden Lager. Damn!!! Best beer I've had since my days in Germany.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:29 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:29 AM (Boy/L)
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Merck? I can tell you all about Rahway, NJ.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 19, 2018 11:29 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2018 11:29 AM (5tT9a)
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at July 19, 2018 11:29 AM (H6iZE)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB)
Hey we have a nice but small moron group here in NJ...and can I entice you with a dental discount?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 11:29 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (k1TUh)
Wallboard: flat and smooth, fireproof, takes paint well, and all the structural integrity of cauliflower.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:29 AM (bNb8V)
collectivism/liberalism were (are) the dominant guides of economics, sociology and social sciences ... even religious studies. Redefining "masculine" must be their end game for turning humans into globalist widgets in their "commie/oligarch" world Utopia (really dystopia).
In a sense Buckley won some academic arguments, but street level was run by agitators as the infiltrators (Soviet era) ran through our institutions, without bothering to win the argument. As it is today, they want to censor/silence the counter (traditional/majority) views, and label them deplorable/irredeemable.
Any "war" at Harvard was, if not lost, flooded out with an invasive species ... Hollywood/MSM and DC infiltration. The universities became schools of commie indoctrination for the youth/rebel. America evil, masculinity tamed by drugs and ... other things. Now the whole #MeToo thing, VaginaHats ...
Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2018 11:29 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at July 19, 2018 11:30 AM (H6iZE)
It's to blur the lines between women and men. Because then we're all "equal".
Posted by: GWB at July 19, 2018 11:30 AM (IQ1ew)
Let not your heart be troubled. You are a great American.
Posted by: Zoddy Cash at July 19, 2018 11:30 AM (Bdeb0)
What line of work?
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (uiwCw)
proofreader for a pharma company
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (7HtZB)
Well, Amgen is huge in my area but 1) you don't want to come to CA and 2) they seem to be moving their ops to Florida and Texas. But I do know folks who work remotely for them - so live in Texas and get paid a Cali salary.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)
are having a hard time understanding why a gentleman with Down's
Syndrome is making a joke about 24 and Me.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:28 AM (/tuJf)
You're going to have to explain it, Jack.
I have a feeling the joke isn't as funny as you think it is.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2018 11:30 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2018 11:25 AM (9Om/r)
LOL. can I "borrow" that? yeah no, I'm stealing it.
*sticks it under grass skirt*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:30 AM (Zmczq)
I think the ugliest part of the Rant Money is the ear 'gauges'. what
kind of look it that? I've seen humans with them and gees....not
attractive.
They make stringing ear necklaces easy peasy though.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 11:30 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (9chmE)
The concept of "You're not a Real Man until your First Kill" has pretty much gone by the wayside (except in MS-13).
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:30 AM (UnA8+)
So they're almost completely unlike the ONT?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:30 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2018 11:31 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2018 11:31 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: stay safe, Ace at July 19, 2018 11:31 AM (+INtM)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (7HtZB)
Well, geeze, you ought to be able to get a job with any of the big media companies. ///
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:31 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2018 11:31 AM (7n4KQ)
Have one of mine, darling.
Posted by: Overly Attached Girlfriend at July 19, 2018 11:31 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:29 AM (bNb8V)
So you put your wallboard in a covered bowl of water in the microwave for 4 minutes...
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 19, 2018 11:32 AM (QUpVW)
Jersey in 13 months exactly. So that's how much time I have to find a
new job.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB
North west jersey can be pretty nice, north east jersey on the other hand is satan's arm pit. The downside is.... jersey.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2018 11:32 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (7HtZB)
I was thinking that might be a job you can do remotely? BWTFDIK.
No negotiating for that?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:32 AM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 11:32 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM
Am I the only one here who may see a problem?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)
-------
That's sounds like a marathon thing
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:33 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2018 11:33 AM (5tT9a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:21 AM (IqV8l)
That "24 And Me" is a big "FVCK YOU!" to the murderers who want to eradicate Down Syndrome people.
He is saying that he is a person too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2018 11:34 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Well, there's the problem. Most have 46. Some have 47, while others have duplicates of either one of pair 21.
And no genetics testing can tell if one is Scottish. Or German.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:34 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM
Never mind my last...I'd never make it as a proofreader.
On the upside, there are a slew of firms who are dying for support in writing and proofing government proposals.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2018 11:33 AM (5tT9a)
Wait. Are we talking haploid or diploid?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (CSNuj)
Analog Devices introduced an embedded system specifically for generating engine sound for electric (EV) and hybrid electric vehicles (HEV). The ADSP-BF706 digital signal processor and Electric Vehicle Warning Sound System (EVWSS) firmware enables automobile manufacturers in North America and other regions to comply with future safety regulations mandating external engine sound for EVs and HEVs travelling at low speeds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (IqV8l)
"If you like your doctor....."
Woods is a clever man!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (AllCR)
proofreader for a pharma company
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM
Am I the only one here who may see a problem?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)
Nope. At least for me in that situation it would be...
hey. wasn't there a Second City pharmacist skit that was funny. i forget because...drugs.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (Zmczq)
88 79 Well, it's official now. My company expects me to relocate to North Jersey in 13 months exactly. So that's how much time I have to find a new job.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB)
=============
Be like Caine in Kung Fu.
Wander the earth, righting wrongs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 19, 2018 11:24 AM (/prE6)
If you're going to wander the earth fighting crime, you need a faithful robot buddy sidekick.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:34 AM (7LY+6)
Yeah, but it can spot an Auburn fan.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (Boy/L)
He is saying that he is a person too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2018 11:34 AM (wYseH)
Exactly. Well said.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (bNb8V)
that's because you're obviously a chromosome-countist, so what seems like a big deal to you is just "meh" to everyone else.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (NmR1a)
No, but it is as obvious as I think.
It has long been know that Down's Syndrome is caused by an extra chromosome. So the young man is clearly making a play on the company that claims to be able to tell your heredity based on a test of your individual DNA and the company calls itself 23 and Me because the "normal" chromosome count is 23.
It's cute. Maybe not Moron Hall of Fame funny but cute and self-assured. Made me chuckle.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:36 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Kinda what I was thinking.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 11:36 AM (+lOpA)
You're going to have to explain it, Jack.
I have a feeling the joke isn't as funny as you think it is. "
OH COME ON THIS IS TOO DUMB EVEN FOR ME.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at July 19, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh)
Instead of asking men to fit into a preconceived notion of being a man, let's evolve the definition and create a world where every man fits.
If you're a man who prefers loose fit call me
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 19, 2018 11:36 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: Congress at July 19, 2018 11:36 AM (m45I2)
Well, it's official now. My company expects me to relocate to North
Jersey in 13 months exactly. So that's how much time I have to find a
new job.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB
Where about are you now?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 11:25 AM (a0IVu)
Philadelphia
What line of work?
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (uiwCw)
proofreader for a pharma company
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM (7HtZB)
Merck is ALWAYS hiring and if you really score you can get the Wayne location, which is pretty nice. North Jersey, not so much.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 19, 2018 11:36 AM (RD7QR)
Yeah, I have fam in West Milford. It's almost America.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 11:36 AM (fuK7c)
As in, "I said I would go out with him, but when he showed up, he was such a bonobo, I feigned a headache."
Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2018 11:37 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:34 AM (7LY+6)
My result confirmed that my ancestors dodged the Cambrian-Ordovician Extinction Event.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 11:37 AM (CSNuj)
proofreader for a pharma company
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:27 AM
Never mind my last...I'd never make it as a proofreader.
On the upside, there are a slew of firms who are dying for support in writing and proofing government proposals.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (0tfLf)
Hey I can read. I don't need a vocabulary do I?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:37 AM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (CSNuj)
Can we just talk about boobs? This is getting confusing.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 11:37 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 19, 2018 11:37 AM (L78vw)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 11:38 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
And I can smell a Bama fan.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:38 AM (Bdeb0)
"Equality" of outcome seems to be one prevalent economic myth ... that a system is unfair if some do better (legally, fairly) than others (less able, less motivated).
Yet there is also unfair inequality, such as the 2Big2Fail/Jail and bailouts for billionaires. Or trying to make the whole third world "equal" by bringing them here and putting them on welfare -- unfair to the American whose heritage "built this city"/country (not on rock and roll).
Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2018 11:38 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (IqV8l)
They are having trouble getting the Amish version of the software to work right, though:
Clip, clap, clip, clap, clip, clap....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:38 AM (bNb8V)
Neither. And I get the Downs reference, but it's not close to being correct.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:38 AM (7LY+6)
Who the hell said it is a preconceived notion???
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:38 AM (0tfLf)
HUH? I NEVER KNEW ANY.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at July 19, 2018 11:39 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Trisomy 21 at July 19, 2018 11:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jiffy at July 19, 2018 11:29 AM (2LelM)
Rahway is sooo not cool.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2018 11:39 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:40 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 11:37 AM (+lOpA)
Down Syndrome people have extra Chromosomes.
That chick from Total Recall had extra boobs.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:40 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: BEN ROETHISLBLERGER at July 19, 2018 11:40 AM (5tT9a)
Posted by: Emmie at July 19, 2018 11:40 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:37 AM
Nope! Vocabulary not needed.
A dikshunairy for acronyms would be a plus though.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:40 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Or a Trans Am named KITT.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (P/aDH)
specifically for generating engine sound for electric (EV) and hybrid
electric vehicles (HEV). The ADSP-BF706 digital signal processor and
Electric Vehicle Warning Sound System (EVWSS) firmware enables
automobile manufacturers in North America and other regions to comply
with future safety regulations mandating external engine sound for EVs
and HEVs travelling at low speeds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (IqV8l)
They are having trouble getting the Amish version of the software to work right, though:
Clip, clap, clip, clap, clip, clap....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:38 AM (bNb8V)
Lo-tech version: playing cards for the wheel spokes
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (QLvwG)
Let's see...
☑ Don't care one bit about New Yorker.
☑ Boycotting Drudge for many moons now.
☟
Guess I'll just have to miss this one, unless somebody posts a direct link. Seems to happen more and more nowadays. GAF meter also seems non-functional.
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's TRUMP Day! at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (U/u2R)
It has long been know that Down's Syndrome is caused by an extra
chromosome. So the young man is clearly making a play on the company
that claims to be able to tell your heredity based on a test of your
individual DNA and the company calls itself 23 and Me because the
"normal" chromosome count is 23.
It's cute. Maybe not Moron Hall of Fame funny but cute and self-assured. Made me chuckle.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:36 AM (/tuJf)
oooohhhh...yeah no its not funny. i mean its interesting. Now that i got a genetics lesson. But any 'joke' that needs the explanation you just gave..well......ask me how I feel about unintelligible vanity plates.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (Zmczq)
First they came for the capuchins, but I did nothing.
Then they came for the lowlanders, and still I did nothing.
Then they came for the bonobos...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (P/aDH)
Or an accident with Gamma Rays.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (0tfLf)
I can proofread. Can it be done at home?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (kqsXK)
Not always. Some have a duplicate 21 instead of a mirrored pair.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:42 AM (7LY+6)
URAH8TR
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:42 AM (/tuJf)
-
It's not racist, but using average modern American black males as the model for "men" is definitely wrong.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 11:42 AM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 11:42 AM (P/aDH)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 11:43 AM (hIgnP)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2018 11:43 AM (5tT9a)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 11:37 AM (+lOpA)
Down Syndrome people have extra Chromosomes.
That chick from Total Recall had extra boobs.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:40 AM (UnA8+)
I've got something extra too.
Posted by: Diphallia Man, Superhero Extraordinaire at July 19, 2018 11:43 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:43 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 11:44 AM (+lOpA)
That chick from Total Recall had extra boobs.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:40 AM (UnA8+)
It's only extrabecause of your preconceived notion on how many boobs a female should have
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2018 11:44 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 11:44 AM (r9UYA)
Or, now that I think about it, imagining average modern American black males as the model for what these people view as "men" is 100% accurate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 11:44 AM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:38 AM (7LY+6)
Trisomy 21 And Me just doesn't have the same ring.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2018 11:44 AM (wYseH)
The real name of the company is 23 and Me.
Posted by: JackStraw
Ah, okay, I get it now.
Wait... no I don't.
What company?
Never mind. Already spent too much brain time on it...
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's TRUMP Day! at July 19, 2018 11:44 AM (U/u2R)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth
But you need the 3rd on her back for slow dancing.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:44 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2018 11:44 AM (xBSm0)
A dikshunairy for acronyms would be a plus though.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:40 AM (0tfLf)
How do I sign up. i used to write grants, so there's that. Wait, this isn't going to turn into a real job is it? Oh, and can i still comment here?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:45 AM (Zmczq)
Or a Trans Am named KITT.
********
Or a band of merry men.
Posted by: Trisomy 21 at July 19, 2018 11:45 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 19, 2018 11:46 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 11:46 AM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 11:43 AM (hIgnP)
I know. We've all been in groups across the country since I've been working here, and it's worked fine. And the worst part is they're not even really closing my site down. They're still keeping the distribution center open. They still have to pay the water & electricity bills, and pay the cleaning staff, etc. So they're not saving money by moving our group out.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 11:46 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Trisomy 21 at July 19, 2018 11:47 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2018 11:44 AM (10vO4)
Yeah, well most art where a female has more is the kind of stuff that qualifies the artist for The Bullet.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:47 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:42 AM (/tuJf)
You fucker jack. i spit my cawfee. LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:47 AM (Zmczq)
----
I was there once in the mid-90's. Beautiful place. The drive from downtown to the track, passing by all those wrap-around porch houses with flowers everywhere, it was really something.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 19, 2018 11:47 AM (IBK57)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (P/aDH)
Or an accident with Gamma Rays.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (UnA8+)
Or a convertible corvette.
Posted by: Route 66 at July 19, 2018 11:47 AM (QLvwG)
Meanwhile, according to my IT security training this morning, I should not connect my mobile device to unsecured public networks, do online banking through my friend in Nigeria who is trying to reclaim his funds, and then connect my company laptop to my mobile phone. Who knew?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel (who is a biomedical engineer) at July 19, 2018 11:47 AM (fR8Cr)
People with large pools hardest hit.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 11:44 AM
The climate in 'jersey ain't that much different than here in Pennsy. Approximately one inch of rain per week. I never had to top off a pool, nature took care of it.
Just another case of 'pie-in-the-sky' proposals that won't net them a nickel.
All that goes out the window if the lawmakers conspire with the Jews to control the weather. The always-present unknown.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 11:47 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (P/aDH)
Or an accident with Gamma Rays.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM
Or get a really big bad-assed knife and go walkabout.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:48 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:48 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 19, 2018 11:48 AM (L78vw)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:48 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel (who is a biomedical engineer) at July 19, 2018 11:47 AM (fR8Cr)
Now you tell me.
Posted by: J. Podesta at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (Z48ZB)
For your viewing pleasure:
https://tinyurl.com/ybkxjvs6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (kqsXK)
I think the shorter version suits them best
"F the people"
That way they can run on their record.
Elizabeth Carter (on Twitter)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Kwai Chang Caine at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (fuK7c)
But what would you expect from a company named after a chimp species that is going extinct because they are too perverted and stupid to know how to reproduce? They regularly get their asses kicked by normal chimpanzees.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (/qEW2)
63 And Me
Posted by: Trisomy 21 at July 19, 2018 11:47 AM (m45I2)
you're killin me with math.
Anyone here have a boat? I bought a nice anchor yesterday so i started buying a boat. Whats next?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (P/aDH)
Or an accident with Gamma Rays.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM (UnA8+)
Or a convertible corvette.
Posted by: Route 66 at July 19, 2018 11:47 AM (QLvwG)
Have gun... will....
Posted by: Paladin at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:35 AM (0tfLf)
I can proofread. Can it be done at home?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 11:41 AM
Actually that's kinda what I do now...from home. I'm actually working as I type this.
Well, I'm "on a break."
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (0tfLf)
"Look, Joe Biden ran three times. He never got more than 1 percent and Obama took him out of the garbage heap, and everybody was shocked that he did. I'd love to have it be Biden."
I thought the brassy New York persona was gonna grate on my nerves. Bring it on, Mr. President.
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 19, 2018 11:48 AM (L78vw)
*prepares to build some shelves*
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:50 AM (UnA8+)
i'm not going to believe it until i see a "hitler finds out hitler videos are fake" hitler video.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 19, 2018 11:50 AM (NmR1a)
Anyone here have a boat? I bought a nice anchor yesterday so i started buying a boat. Whats next?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM
Life preservers. One per occupant.
Posted by: Marine Police at July 19, 2018 11:50 AM (LOgQ4)
Or a Trans Am named KITT.
********
Or a band of merry men.
Posted by: Trisomy 21 at July 19, 2018 11:45 AM (m45I2)
Don't forget the snappy theme song.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 11:50 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2018 11:23 AM (9chmE)
Life's not easy for a boy named Sue.
Posted by: Zoddy Cash at July 19, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)
I remember contemporaries of my dad's who had names like Flo ( Florence) and Marion, and lots of off-the-boat-ers who had the middle name of Maria...all were male and all would have been able to easily snap in two the guys in the Bonobo commercial and they they would have believed that they were doing society a service by doing so.
I miss those old guys..
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 19, 2018 11:51 AM (SGpFT)
For your viewing pleasure:
https://tinyurl.com/ybkxjvs6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (kqsXK)
Yup, she's got 'em. Very nice!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2018 11:51 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: J. Podesta "
Pro tip: change password to something besides "password"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:51 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
tie rope from anchor to wife. Push anchor into deep water. Pop open beer.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:51 AM (Bdeb0)
Anyone here have a boat? I bought a nice anchor yesterday so i started buying a boat. Whats next?
You're life savings
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2018 11:52 AM (10vO4)
Constant spending sprinkled with intermittent moments of joy.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:52 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM
Life preservers. One per occupant.
Posted by: Marine Police at July 19, 2018 11:50 AM (LOgQ4)
Locate water.
Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2018 11:52 AM (Z48ZB)
Anyone here have a boat? I bought a nice anchor yesterday so i started buying a boat. Whats next?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM
Life preservers. One per occupant.
Posted by: Marine Police
Corks of various sizes.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 11:52 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:52 AM (7LY+6)
I said, "Oh, what was the context, and who is THEY? Were THEY referring to the worse option of being in a country infested with murderous drug cartels or was the implication that ICE officials were threatening to harm her baby?"
She said, "I don't know, but I heard it on NPR this morning. I just hope we could treat our refugees better!"
Sigh.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 11:52 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM
I married one so I wouldn't have to buy it.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 11:52 AM (0tfLf)
Can we just talk about boobs? This is getting confusing.[/I}
For your viewing pleasure:
https://tinyurl.com/ybkxjvs6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018
*
*
She had at least 2 good reasons for Loozyana Gov. Earl Long to be crazy about her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2018 11:52 AM (YWG/U)
All I need is this flute and the pouch with an inexhaustible supply of mysterious herbs.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Caine at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (fuK7c)
Flute? You may have triggered oboe jokes. Who was that yesterday anyway? Damn elitists.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:52 AM (Zmczq)
Rand Paul: The Only Person We Know Who Has Colluded With The Russians Is Hillary Clinton
And her big red button. The MFM would be swooning over Hillary and Putin meeting and pushing that button together.
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2018 11:53 AM (B0+Xr)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:48
Except for the one where he discovers that 221 states the size of diminutive Rhode Island would fit in Texas. That was classic!
Posted by: Marine Police at July 19, 2018 11:53 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM (Zmczq)
Flags from countries that don't extradite to the US.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:53 AM (UnA8+)
Ugh, your
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2018 11:53 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)
People with large pools hardest hit
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I always enjoy this sort of thing because water is expensive to treat and maintain but basically given away to citizens.
Want to save water? Raise the cost to citizens.
"we can't do that because The Poor."
Oh? Well who do you think is wasting most of the water? They're not paying for housing, food, or anything else, and you think they give a sh*t about long showers or turning off the tap when they're brushing their teeth?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 11:53 AM (YPqbH)
Bonobos are a type of chimp with a matriarchal social structure in which the ruling females placate upset males with sex.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2018 11:29 AM (5tT9a)
I saw a TV show that indicated that it was so that females controlled the males because having no one in the troop know who the father is means all the males help the women's with resources for alls the babies. Not the selfish poopy head way of thinking to only help your own children.
The TV show went on to explain that men having to know who the daddy of a baby is a a form of control of women. But also that women didn't use men for resources to raise their babies, nor did women need men's resources because go gurls vote to have a social welfare system that support them not stinky old men.
Go netflix Go netflix...
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 19, 2018 11:54 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 19, 2018 11:54 AM (HaL55)
Constant spending sprinkled with intermittent moments of joy.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 11:52 AM (/tuJf)
So, like kids....
Posted by: Don Q at July 19, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)
Call me.
Posted by: Insurance Salesman at July 19, 2018 11:55 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2018 11:55 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:56 AM (UnA8+)
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Take a few thousand dollars out of your bank account and burn it.
There, I saved you a lot of time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 11:56 AM (YPqbH)
https://twitter.com/JoyCTV/status/
1019933999551131648
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2018 11:57 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:57 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 11:57 AM (YPqbH)
Rand Paul: The Only Person We Know Who Has Colluded With The Russians Is Hillary Clinton
And her big red button. The MFM would be swooning over Hillary and Putin meeting and pushing that button together.
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2018 11:53 AM (B0+Xr)
You had me at big red button.
Posted by: Lisa Page at July 19, 2018 11:57 AM (ymnmz)
I'm thinking I'll get the outboard next. If I go one piece at a time Heidi wont even notice until its too late. I'm a thinker.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:57 AM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM
Watch all the utubes of boat launch/recovery disasters, followed by the angry water-rage boaters. Sell anchor.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2018 11:57 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2018 11:58 AM (B0+Xr)
On a thread yesterday I was offering additions to that slogan
For. the people......We didn't say YOU are one.
For the people.....the politician people.
For the people....as long as they agree with everything we say.
However, The shorter version from the woman on Twitter sounds good too. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2018 11:58 AM (AllCR)
She said, "I don't know, but I heard it on NPR this morning. I just hope we could treat our refugees better!"
Not. Our. Problem.
We should give the illegals a copy of our Constitution and tell them, "Here's all you need. Now go back and get busy if you're country is that bad."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 19, 2018 11:58 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 11:58 AM (hIgnP)
Posted by: J. Podesta "
Pro tip: change password to something besides "password"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:51 AM (7LY+6)
Or "12345".
Posted by: President Scroob at July 19, 2018 11:58 AM (NL6wI)
Anyone here have a boat? I bought a nice anchor yesterday so i started buying a boat. Whats next?
I studied a lot of systems analysis in college and went on to use that knowledge extensively for decades.
I can honestly say I was never confronted with a 'from the bottom up' procurement process.
Might I subscribe to your newsletter? This might shake up the entire systems industry.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 11:58 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2018 11:58 AM (1ISKN)
https://tinyurl.com/ya6prczh
Some people should just not be allowed to reproduce.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 11:58 AM (JJZzu)
#50 No, TIME hits a new low with a magazine cover...
https://twitter.com/JoyCTV/status/
1019933999551131648
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2018 11:57 AM (Evws/)
How long have they had that cover ready to go?
Since Rosenkratz emailed them about the plan?
Posted by: Lisa Page at July 19, 2018 11:59 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2018 11:59 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2018 11:59 AM (AllCR)
I'm thinking I'll get the outboard next. If I go one piece at a time Heidi wont even notice until its too late. I'm a thinker.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Don't forget the new truck to haul it.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:59 AM (Bdeb0)
Learn anything that is labeled 'Marine' will cost three times more.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 11:59 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 19, 2018 12:00 PM (L78vw)
I hate torpedo bras. I will posit that they were the worst bit of '50s culture, and that's a low bar.
You know why? I like tits. I like tits that are tit shaped. You can squish tits into a cone if you want to and then what do you know about the underlying tits? That they can be squished into a non-tit-shaped cone.
Do you get a sense of how they jiggle and sway? No, they've been made rigid. Do you even have a guess where the nipple might be? No, there's too much engineering on top.
Closest to braless is closest to perfection. I want free range tits in their natural environment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:00 PM (fuK7c)
I'm thinking I'll get the outboard next. If I go one piece at a time Heidi wont even notice until its too late. I'm a thinker.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:57 AM (Zmczq)
I tried that with a Cadillac back in the day . . .
https://youtu.be/18cW_yHo3PY
Posted by: Zombie Man In Black at July 19, 2018 12:00 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2018 11:59 AM (10vO4)
I'm sure she got off in one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 12:01 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:01 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Pegs Sanger at July 19, 2018 12:01 PM (r9UYA)
Those are good ones! We are 'unpeople' according to the dems, so I'm guessing they will prioritize illegals and MS-13 gang members before deplorables.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 12:01 PM (a0IVu)
The owner of a sailboat I used to race on said that sailboat racing was like standing in a cold shower ripping up hundred dollar bills.
Seems about right.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 12:01 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2018 11:53 AM (B0+Xr)
I'm sure you didn't mean for that to sound as nasty as it did, but now I can't get the picture of Putin diddling Cankles "red button" out of my mind. You, sir, are cruel whether you knew it or not.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 12:01 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 12:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 19, 2018 12:02 PM (qM84C)
Make sure you have the transom plug?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:57 AM
When you own a boat that you trailer a lot, pull in and out all the time, that's the one consistent nightmare that will wake you up in the middle of the night from a deep sleep.
Only forgot once. Tough to pop those suckers back in when the boats already in the water.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 12:02 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: ro-man at July 19, 2018 12:02 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:34 AM (7LY+6)
I'm always yelling "Bull$h!t" when those stupid commercials come on the TV. I get especially aggravated by the chick that "had no idea" she was 26% native-American. Whatevs, unless she's adopted, she'd be looking at one her grandparents and frckn know.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 19, 2018 12:02 PM (YQ4mh)
I tried that with a Cadillac back in the day . . .
https://youtu.be/18cW_yHo3PY
Posted by: Zombie Man In Black at July 19, 2018 12:00 PM (QLvwG)
That. is. hilarious.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:02 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2018 12:02 PM (xBSm0)
as it did, but now I can't get the picture of Putin diddling Cankles
"red button" out of my mind. You, sir, are cruel whether you knew it or
not.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 12:01 PM (9BLnV)
That is wrong and nasty.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 12:03 PM (a0IVu)
Seems about right.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:01 PM (/tuJf)
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Ha. That's great. I'll try to make it at least a year or two before I start pretending I made that up when I say it in meatspace.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:03 PM (YPqbH)
For you, Bander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqINhejokU
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2018 12:03 PM (0+nbW)
So, what did you eat, Mary? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2018 12:03 PM (AllCR)
Free range tastes better and isn't cruel like those industrial "boob-farms," even if they are a little more expensive.
Posted by: William Zod Faulkner at July 19, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 11:57 AM
Like a butt plug?
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 12:03 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:00 PM (fuK7c)
Free the nipple!!!!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2018 12:03 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 12:04 PM (Boy/L)
To me nothing is worth that.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 12:04 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Me and my pellet rifle
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)
sailboat racing was like standing in a cold shower ripping up hundred
dollar bills.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:01 PM (/tuJf)
The two happiest days in a boat owner's life?
The day he buys the boat....
And the day he sells it.
[yeah...old joke...]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2018 12:04 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 19, 2018 11:12 AM (/prE6)
We definitely don't want immigrants from Tunnelstan! They're the worst.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 12:04 PM (9BLnV)
https://tinyurl.com/ya6prczh
Some people should just not be allowed to reproduce.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 11:58 AM
There just isn't enough *facepalm* in the world for this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2018 12:04 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: The Reverend Ronald Simms, the Dirty Vicar of St Michael's at July 19, 2018 12:05 PM (Evws/)
So I'm not the only one who noticed that? I was not sure my eyes were working properly.
Bonobos, literally:
http://tinyurl.com/yca4nz79
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:05 PM (YPqbH)
go to the marina and make a friend, offer them the anchor if you can sail with them, bring a cooler of beer every time, be a good crewman ... sail free forever.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2018 12:05 PM (bT8Z4)
It would have to be that big to hit anything of consequence in Nebraska.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 12:05 PM (Boy/L)
I swear, you men are all alike...
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 19, 2018 12:05 PM (6D5MK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 12:05 PM (7LY+6)
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PJMedia.com
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/302543/
Transgendered prisoner put in female jail.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 19, 2018 12:05 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: sen. liz warren at July 19, 2018 12:06 PM (Evws/)
I want to thank Presdent Obama for the best ate years of my life.
Although I lost my husbrand (a racist that supported Trump !!!), my
house, my job, and most of my family who believe TRump's liees. I am
happier the I have ever been. I know votering for Presdent Obama was the
rite thing to do and my my stupit relatives still do not understand.
Now we be needs to get rid of TRummp and puts Hillaery in orifice !!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 19, 2018
*
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Mary, you should check out the proofreading job mentioned upthread. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2018 12:06 PM (YWG/U)
The day he buys the boat....
And the day he sells it.
[yeah...old joke...]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2018 12:04 PM
And this is why my buddy belongs to a boat club. No fuss, less cost and lots of fishing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2018 12:06 PM (p+Wdc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqINhejokU
Posted by: BignJames
Thank you. Love Joe Walsh.
But I don't even want them big. I like the bodies that A cups are attached to. I just want them natural.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:06 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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We've got a couple of Inflatable kayaks that are tremendous fun. Cheap, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:07 PM (YPqbH)
We could build a bunch of decent houses and give them to poor people, and in a few years (or less), they'd be dumps, because the poor don't have either the resources or the interest in doing the work to keep houses in good order.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 19, 2018 12:07 PM (fqUgw)
https://tinyurl.com/ybkxjvs6
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
My Yiddish is poor, but would one say that this gal puts the zaf in zaftig?
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's TRUMP Day! at July 19, 2018 12:07 PM (U/u2R)
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 19, 2018 12:07 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM
A man. We want you to know about the man in the boat.
Posted by: Women everywhere at July 19, 2018 12:07 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (3HNOQ)
Me and my pellet rifle
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Shit. None of you guys live in AZ area do you? I'd have to bring a boat load of just patches. like that poor golf ball pickup guy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (r9UYA)
Yea but eventually they become like pets, I miss every one of my old boats and I forget the pain.
Which probably explains why I keep ending up with another boat.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (AM1GF)
The other great boating fear is a malfunctioning sump pump. They are like a magnet for perfectly sized crap that somehow gets into them and stops them cold. Just when you're making across an inlet with breakers on both sides of a channel that changes by the hour.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (2I3C8)
_____________
Trust me, Hillary has already been in orifice. Many times.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (fqUgw)
Yeah, I hear there are a lot of chicks getting fake A-cups.
Posted by: that's retarded, sir at July 19, 2018 12:09 PM (+INtM)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2018 12:09 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:00 PM (fuK7c)
https://tinyurl.com/y7ypu45b (NSFW)
Apologies for the pixilation.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 12:09 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (Zmczq)
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I'm depending on you, son.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:09 PM (YPqbH)
The TV show went on to explain that men having to know who the daddy of a baby is a a form of control of women. But also that women didn't use men for resources to raise their babies, nor did women need men's resources because go gurls vote to have a social welfare system that support them not stinky old men.
Go netflix Go netflix...
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 19, 2018 11:54 AM (ymnmz)
Bonobos are held up by the wackier free-love types as some sort of example of how humanity can be more enlightened. Sex at Dawn and all that crap.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 12:09 PM (/3v/C)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:00 PM (fuK7c)
I got what you want, big boy.
Posted by: Michael Moore at July 19, 2018 12:09 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 12:09 PM (LiyEm)
The thing about home ownership is that it's expensive and requires a lot
of effort. It's not just the original expense of buying the house,
it's also all the maintenance and repairs and upkeep that have to be
done to keep the house in good condition.
We could build a bunch of decent houses and give them to poor
people, and in a few years (or less), they'd be dumps, because the poor
don't have either the resources or the interest in doing the work to
keep houses in good order.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 19, 2018 12:07 PM (fqUgw)
Home ownership is not for everyone.
I can't tell you home many New Yorkers move out to the country where I live and get sick of having no "Super" to call and crab to when things break from inattention.
You know that woodpecker ripping you fascias and gable boards apart? yeah, that's on you to fix. Bird and Board.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 19, 2018 12:10 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM
There are dozens of hot young ladies in bikinis that have boats. Of course, they don't own them, but never ever have a problem riding on one.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2018 12:10 PM (7n4KQ)
____________
Done and done!
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at July 19, 2018 12:10 PM (fqUgw)
That show was so bigoted. It had an elderly English gentlemen running the whole operation because apparently Americans are too stupid to do it.
I admit I loved that show as a kid, even though the opening phrase "criminals who think they are above the law" always struck me as redundant. Don't all criminals think that?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 12:10 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (Zmczq)
If you use your rubber boat on Arizona's lakes, beware the zombie cactus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 12:10 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 12:10 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:10 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2018 12:04 PM (p+Wdc)
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And there won't be enough counseling in the world to fix those poor kids.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 12:10 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:07 PM (YPqbH)
had kayaks in FL. Great fun and exercise. hard bottom, sit on top. Fish and swim form them. We dont have the room for storage now so inflatable is best.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:10 PM (Zmczq)
Which probably explains why I keep ending up with another boat.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM
Yup. With me it's boats and El Caminos. Don't know (a couple years later) why I ever sold a one of them.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 12:11 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 12:09 PM (/3v/C)
So we're now taking lessons from monkeys?
Oh. OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 19, 2018 12:11 PM (ez9Rh)
I didn't ask her if she was the heiress to the Oh! Henry candybar fortune.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2018 12:11 PM (Evws/)
It depends. Some poor people live in clean. cared-for homes, the best they can afford despite being dirt poor and having a poor home. Not every trailer in the trailer park is a dump with rusting cars out front, holes in the floor, cockroaches, and dirt everywhere.
And if you took a rich kid and threw him into a nice house, chances are he'd ruin the place and be broke within a year if he was cut off from his friends and family to prop him up.
People are just people. Not everyone is poor because they are lazy trash, not everyone is rich because they are ambitious and hard-working heroes. Many people are in the circumstances they are in despite their behavior and personality. You figure Paris Hilton deserves all her money?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's TRUMP Day! at July 19, 2018 12:07 PM (U/u2R)
J.J. can correct me, but I believe the translation of "zaftig" is "juicy."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 12:11 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:00 PM (fuK7c)
Here ya go, Bander. Unfettered. Unconstrained. Unleashed in all their pendulous glory!
Posted by: Granny McBotox at July 19, 2018 12:11 PM (QLvwG)
Monkeys, penguins, seagulls, etc
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 19, 2018 12:12 PM (L78vw)
And why shouldn't they? They are dwarfed by open space and mountains to the west. It's nice. There's a reason all of those towns only build on the bay side, where living is- comparatively- miserable. Nobody wants to be the next LA.
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2018 12:12 PM (CE5C/)
Wait, buying a boat one piece at a time? Is the boat like this?
https://is.gd/F41xLe
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (AM1GF)
THAT would be cool.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:13 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (LOgQ4)
Well, there's your problem right there. Using a sump pump to pump bilges. They aren't marine-rated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 12:13 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 11:49 AM
Just build one yourself in the basement.
Posted by: Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs at July 19, 2018 12:13 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 12:10 PM (bNb8V)
huh. just below the surface?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:13 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:06 PM (fuK7c)
I like them big. And long legs and small feet. Which is not a combination one generally finds in nature.
Not that it matters, as it's strictly academic for me at this point.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 12:14 PM (kqsXK)
Eh. These freaks and losers are human detritus. They are loud and have an outsized voice right now, but they've always been around and always been meaningless and self-destructive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2018 12:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:11 PM (39g3+)
The money she earned. Capitalism is unfair sometimes.
On that note , Kylie Jenner is set to become the youngest Billionaire. Yes, with a B.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 19, 2018 12:15 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 12:13 PM (bNb8V)
Use a bilge pump.
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2018 12:15 PM (0+nbW)
Yeah, I hear there are a lot of chicks getting fake A-cups.
Posted by: that's retarded, sir at July 19, 2018 12:09 PM (+INtM)
I dated a girl in college that was an A-cup. Very elfin looking. She ended up marrying my best friend, so I've seen her quite often. Guess what? She doesn't have saggy titties, like every other woman her age! Big breasts are kinda like big dicks. They look impressive in the shower, but they either hang down to the waist or malfunction quite early on.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 12:15 PM (9BLnV)
I love El Camino/Rancheros. I can't figure out why they stopped making the things.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)
they can afford despite being dirt poor and having a poor home. Not
every trailer in the trailer park is a dump with rusting cars out front,
holes in the floor, cockroaches, and dirt everywhere.
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We weren't poor-poor but we didn't have much growing up. One of the best things my parents ever taught me was that soap is cheap, and you don't have to be rich to be clean.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:16 PM (tve+u)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 12:16 PM (AM1GF)
https://is.gd/F41xLe
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 12:08 PM (AM1GF)
THAT would be cool.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:13 PM (Zmczq)
Reminds me of that Johnny Cash song.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 19, 2018 12:16 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 19, 2018 12:16 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:16 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:13 PM (Zmczq)
Well, sure. They built dams, and flooded all those valleys, that were formerly full of Saguaro cactus. And they couldn't cut them down, because they are Arizona's State Tree, and it's illegal to cut them down.
Would I lie to you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 12:17 PM (bNb8V)
Oh, its not just that. There are literally crowdfunding sites DONATING MONEY TO HER SO SHE CAN BE ONE. They're all excited about her becoming the youngest female billionaire ever! They're going to be a part of history! And maybe she'll drop by and thank them in their mom's basement with naughty time if they donate money!
SMOD where are you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:17 PM (39g3+)
Few of those people remain poor.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 19, 2018 12:17 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)
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$5 says it's part of the Chicken Tax.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:17 PM (tve+u)
We weren't poor-poor but we didn't have much growing up. One of the best things my parents ever taught me was that soap is cheap, and you don't have to be rich to be clean.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:16 PM (tve+u)
Amen and Amen.
Posted by: moki at July 19, 2018 12:17 PM (V+V48)
https://is.gd/F41xLe
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone
THAT would be cool.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Eh, the DUKW was better.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 12:18 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:11 PM (39g3+)
Yes.
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 12:18 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 12:18 PM (7LY+6)
I had a boat once.
No, twice.
both sailboats - there is something magical about sailboats.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 19, 2018 12:16 PM (roQNm)
Yes. did much sailing in Fl. with a club rentals. Now sailboat are expensive and who maintenance. but the dream of taking off in silence. Oh, i never give that up.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:18 PM (Zmczq)
This is terrible advice. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:14 PM
Well there you go.
The basement is where you build your experimental aeroplane.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 19, 2018 12:18 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 12:19 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Like the day the wind dies in the middle of the lake.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 12:19 PM (Bdeb0)
so they didn't have to bolt seats into the bed to make it technically a car?
Posted by: Subaru Brat at July 19, 2018 12:19 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Yes.
Posted by: Zod
Honestly, I hate the way she did it, but it takes smarts to market one's self that effectively.
As to what she inherited, that's another matter.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 12:19 PM (AM1GF)
I wonder if the Subaru Brat tainted the market. I've got an El Camino in a shed here. My dad really liked El Caminos and Rancheros, but I never saw the appeal.
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2018 12:20 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 12:20 PM (Zmczq)
This is terrible advice. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:14 PM
Well there you go.
The basement is where you build your experimental aeroplane.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Or a rocket car. That you will install your oscillation overthruster in.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 12:20 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:15 PM
I seem to recall seeing some manufacturer was going to begin to once again make them either for or in Australia.
Can't afford to pay for shipping so I didn't read the article.
Handy little suckers.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 12:20 PM (LOgQ4)
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I saw something about that in an article. Everyone is amazed that she's accomplishing so much, and all I could think was "post turtle".
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:20 PM (tve+u)
Was thinking of another 'B" word
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 12:09 PM (LiyEm)
What's that saying? If it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 12:22 PM (9BLnV)
I had a boat once.
No, twice.
both sailboats - there is something magical about sailboats.
Oh how I lusted after a Hunter 24 sailboat back in the day...*sigh*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 19, 2018 12:22 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2018 12:22 PM (QLvwG)
Well it wasn't in my basement but it was in my head. I'm a part owner of a boat business and through some unforeseen circumstances we built my current boat there for the last year and a half.
It came out great but it was a very painful experience that I would not do again on a bet.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:22 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)
Because they are very impractical. There is next to no secure storage for your stuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 12:23 PM (bNb8V)
Yeah, I hear there are a lot of chicks getting fake A-cups.
Posted by: that's retarded, sir at July 19, 2018 12:09 PM (+INtM)
Nearly every woman under the age of 45 I see these days is sporting a tattoo. Despite the popularity, I don't find those particularly attractive, either.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 19, 2018 12:24 PM (NL6wI)
This is terrible advice. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:14 PM
Heh, the Old Man built an 11 foot model of a sailing ship in the living room! Mom was a saint.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 19, 2018 12:24 PM (YQ4mh)
I love El Camino/Rancheros. I can't figure out why they stopped making the things.
Theymoved production of the El Camino to Mexico and the quailty went to shit at about the same time as high quailty Japanese small trucks started flooding the market.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2018 12:25 PM (10vO4)
Heh, the Old Man built an 11 foot model of a sailing ship in the living room! Mom was a saint.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 19, 2018 12:24 PM (YQ4mh)
did you think you were going to be able to say that and not have some moron say "Which ship!?"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2018 12:25 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 12:19 PM (a0IVu)
Selling sex is as old as civilization, and probably predates that.
Whoreing out your own daughter takes that to a new level, so yeah, I guess they figured something out.
Not sure that's a good thing, but they certainly made bank. AIR, Jesus had something to say about God and mammon, but I guess they are as illiterate as they seem and probably never even read that part.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2018 12:25 PM (7UW64)
He probably spent $1,000 refurbishing this canoe he bought for $100. I'm not sure if he ever put it in the water. He may have sold it. If so I highly doubt he got his money back.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 19, 2018 12:25 PM (nBr1j)
Because they are very impractical. There is next to no secure storage for your stuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I hear putting astro turf in the bed is a chick magnet.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 12:25 PM (Bdeb0)
Maybe it's just me and I did stuff, went places under less than perfect conditions... but after being out on a boat in a bad situation, maybe lightning hitting pilings a quarter mile away, seeing a water funnel within seconds away, or making an especially hair-raising inlet crossing... and saying to yourself, "Is this the day I die?"
That first beer is always especially delicious.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 12:26 PM (LOgQ4)
this was my first sailboat
https://goo.gl/images/dEyvr1
this was my second one
https://binged.it/2mrbD4O
and then I turned into a truck driver.
Don't let your kids grow up to be truck drivers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 19, 2018 12:26 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2018 12:27 PM (ZiMvv)
SMOD where are you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:17 PM (39g3+)
As Eli Drake would say, "Dummy, Yeah!"
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 12:27 PM (UnA8+)
Just build one yourself in the basement.
This is terrible advice. Ask me how I know.
"I dunno it always works out for me"
--Special Agent Jethro Gibbs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's TRUMP Day! at July 19, 2018 12:28 PM (U/u2R)
Posted by: Allahpundit at July 19, 2018 12:28 PM (lTgSZ)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 12:19 PM (a0IVu)
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Well, Kris anyway. She's essentially the most successful madam in history.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2018 12:28 PM (AzW6q)
Soap?
We used dirt, and the neighbor's water hose.
After dark, of course.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2018 12:28 PM (xBSm0)
The Flinstones had more sanity and common sense than a large segment of our population. And they were cartoon characters.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 12:28 PM (mHOXD)
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Holy. Sh*t.
I tip my hat to the marketing genius of that family of multi-multi-multi-millionaires.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:29 PM (tve+u)
________________
I was not suggesting that all poor people are lazy slobs; obviously that's not the case. I was saying that home ownership is expensive. Yes, there are lots of poor people who would be thrilled to get a free house, and they'd work hard to keep it clean. But there's a lot more to home maintenance that just keeping the house clean.
When you need $1,600 to pay the plumber to dig up and repair a busted underground pipe, or when you need $8,000 to replace part of the roof that blew off in the last storm, or when you need $6,000 to fix the mold damage in the bathroom, or when you need $3,000 to pay an electrician to re-wire the wiring that some animal chewed through, etc., and you don't have the money, the repairs don't get done.
It isn't a question or whether or not the homeowner is lazy, it's whether or not they have the funds to pay for all the stuff that homeowners inevitably have to pay for. And poor people don't have the funds. So unless we're going to give them free houses and sufficient free income to pay for all the stuff they're going to need to pay for, it's just going to be an exercise in futility.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 19, 2018 12:30 PM (fqUgw)
I was forced to fix it for them.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2018 12:30 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2018 12:25 PM (37IEG)
Don't know if it's a particular ship, but it is a Chinese junk rigged out as a pirate ship from the late 1890s - early 1900s. It's got the gun shields made from boiler plate (he drilled all the teeny, tiny holes where the rivets would have been), wicker sea anchors, etc. The Old Man did a lot of research on this model. Everybody that sees it, is amazed.
Mom let him build it the living room because the basement and garage was full of his tools! Like I said, she was a saint.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 19, 2018 12:30 PM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:22 PM (/tuJf)
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Wanna bet?
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 12:30 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 12:30 PM (hIgnP)
I think I'd rather have one of my ex-boats back than one of my ex-girlfriends.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:30 PM (fuK7c)
Soap?We used dirt, and the neighbor's water hose.
After dark, of course.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2018 12:28 PM (xBSm0)
Your neighbors had a water hose? Luxury. We had to wait until midnite, after working 15 hours at the mill, and use free range pinecones to scrub ourselves clean.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2018 12:31 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 12:30 PM (hIgnP)
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Worse, imagine LIVs working minimum wage jobs and complaining about "living wages" and other bullsh*t donating their money to them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:32 PM (tve+u)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 12:32 PM (hIgnP)
Depends on the canoe. If it's a wood/canvas canoe, especially from a known maker, and he got it in good shape he could make thousands on that deal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:32 PM (fuK7c)
I think I'd rather have one of my ex-boats back than one of my ex-girlfriends.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Which would be less expensive?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 12:33 PM (Bdeb0)
Nowadays you can make money selling $6 bars of artisan, gluten-free, rosemary scenting soap at the farmer's market.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 12:34 PM (/3v/C)
A girlfriend is.....
I'm gonna leave that right there.
Wouldn't be prudent....
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2018 12:34 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2018 12:34 PM (xBSm0)
Money comes and goes (and, boy, does it!), but it's the decisions and choices you make that stay. That's what I learned from my parents- don't make the wrong choices.
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2018 12:34 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:30 PM (fuK7c)
I think the correct terminology is "Boats N' Hoes".
https://youtu.be/o8T095mFdW8
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2018 12:34 PM (uiwCw)
especially from a known maker, and he got it in good shape he could make
thousands on that deal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
$4,200 for a new one from this maker.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9b8whas
Posted by: Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs at July 19, 2018 12:34 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: Count de Monet
You had pine trees? We had poison ivy down by the scum pond.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 12:34 PM (Bdeb0)
I hope this doesn't mean I have to wear pants in the house.
Or that I have to say only good things about my betters.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 19, 2018 12:35 PM (nBr1j)
Twitter is stupid and it won't be around 5 years from now.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 12:35 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2018 12:35 PM (uiwCw)
You're right, the expenses of owning a home are significant and it is difficult to maintain a home on a limited income -- I live in just such a house. My brother bought the house when he was earning 75k a year, and when the business left town, his income dropped to less than half that. Now we can't keep the place up like we need to.
It is cheaper to own than rent... but the expense tends to come in big chunks at a time. Its like the "but you can buy that cheaper at Costco" argument: yeah, but you need the money up front to buy the 900 rolls of toilet paper at that deal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (39g3+)
I can't link for some reason. worth a read.
Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 12:30 PM (hIgnP)
If suckers are begging you to prey upon them, you prey upon them.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (UnA8+)
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I'm tremendously jealous. Pressing F5 to reload the HQ might possibly set your internet connection on fire at those speeds.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (tve+u)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 12:34 PM (/3v/C)
I make my own soap, with tallow, olive oil, coconut oil, lye, some nice pine, spruce and fir needle oil for scent and sometimes some green pigment, if I'm feeling artsy.
I add ground coffee for scrubbing and deodorizing.
It's really awesome stuff. Maybe I should be marketing it. But mostly I use it and DH thinks it is divine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (7UW64)
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Holy. Sh*t.
I tip my hat to the marketing genius of that family of multi-multi-multi-millionaires.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:29 PM (tve+u)
I hope this is the Babylon Bee. Probably not. In case no one mentioned, Kylie was the cover of Fortune Magazine. That's right. The cover.
Yet, for all that money, she seems a very lost girl. Plastic surgery that she had to look like Kim...her words. Had a baby at 20 yo with a guy she knew a few months. I feel like she had that baby as kind of a doll...something to love and be loved by.
The sad thing is all these young teenage girls who buy her overpriced products. They are, of course, buying a lifestyle that is nothing but an illusion. I wonder to myself...where are the parents. Where are the kids getting this kind of money. Seems to be a lot of lost girls buying a lot of illusion. It's pretty sad.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (mHOXD)
Posted by: Allahpundit at July 19, 2018 12:28 PM (lTgSZ)
Once again, Allahpundit telling us things we already know.........
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (jjaLl)
And if I had a pony, I'd be too broke to afford a boat.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (/3v/C)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (/tuJf)
Money comes and goes (and, boy, does it!), but it's the decisions and choices you make that stay. That's what I learned from my parents- don't make the wrong choices.
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2018 12:34 PM (OiC69)
You're parents were wise. But it's really hard to live up to such high standards day after day. Shit comes around that knocks you down you barely saw coming.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 12:37 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 12:37 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 12:30 PM (hIgnP)
If suckers are begging you to prey upon them, you prey upon them.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (UnA8+)
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Posted by: Frey at July 19, 2018 12:38 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 12:38 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2018 12:38 PM (oVJmc)
He answered that bonobos are smaller, and that in the chimpanzee family, "bonobos are like the Green Party, where chimpanzees are like right-wing militarist Conservatives. A bonobo would have no hope in a direct confrontation."
We need our own "Chimp-Out" line of clothes at Ace.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2018 12:38 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 12:38 PM (/qEW2)
Only if they speak Spanish.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (UnA8+)
did you think you were going to be able to say that and not have some moron say "Which ship!?"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2018 12:25 PM (37IEG)
Don't know if it's a particular ship, but it is a Chinese junk
rigged out as a pirate ship from the late 1890s - early 1900s.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 19, 2018 12:30 PM (YQ4mh)
Awesome - as a kid I used to go to the Peabody Museum in Salem Ma and wander around the extremely LARGE model ships they had.
Even a model of the USS Constitution - with working cannons - which according to legend ship's officers got shitfaced one night, fired off the guns and screwed the rigging all to hell. They had it repaired by British seamen who were sitting in prison hulks in Boston harbor. The repaired ship is in the museum, along with the bill from the British sailors for the repairs made to the model.Here's a link
http://cs.finescale.com/fsm/modeling_subjects/f/7/t/138375.aspx
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (37IEG)
BTW, Natalie Portman says if you eat meat, you're a Nazi.
Heil!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (/tuJf)
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Code for "I'm still bitter about that Swiffer."
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (o2MD2)
A : Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 12:40 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:40 PM (tve+u)
Right now they seem to be milling around aimlessly and confused without a new outrage to scream about. Trump's "whoops, mispoke" statement took the wind out of their sails.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2018 12:40 PM (GOr5y)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:40 PM (tve+u)
Or used it to make Bruce a man again.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 12:41 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:41 PM (/tuJf)
Heil!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (o2MD2)
That's it? Standards for joining The Party have really gone down!
Posted by: Goebbels at July 19, 2018 12:41 PM (y8Foj)
Just goes to show you that 'college-educated' doesn't mean 'smart.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2018 12:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (mHOXD)
Just look at Mooch, saying that girls should look up to Beyonce. A woman who basically pole-dances for a living. If she could get away with doing her shows naked, she would, just to earn a buck.
If you aspire for your daughters to grow up to be whores, obsessed with physical looks and nothing deeper, then don't be surprised when you daughters grow up to be whores.
Me? If I had a daughter, she'd be headed for the convent. As it is, my son is an altar boy, and that's how it will stay.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2018 12:41 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Frey at July 19, 2018 12:38 PM (xPJvm)
KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS!!
Posted by: Bender Rodriguez at July 19, 2018 12:41 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: SFgoth at July 19, 2018 12:42 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:41 PM (/tuJf)
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You live on an island.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 12:42 PM (JJZzu)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9b8whas
Posted by: Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Oh, that's cool. I was going to talk about another Maine company, the Island Falls Canoe Company, and it turns out this guy worked with them for years.
Back in the 19th century a handful of white guys figured out how to make canoes with the seafaring properties of Indian birch bark canoes, but on a repeatable basis.
They did this by creating forms over which they would bend steam-heated wood strips. The original forms are still in use in places. Island Falls uses White's forms, Old Town uses Grey's.
I have a 1937 Old Town (you can get the build slip if you join the Wooden Canoe Heritage Association) that's going to shit. I should find someone to adopt it who knows how to save her.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:42 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 19, 2018 12:42 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Soothi at July 19, 2018 12:42 PM (AmDwF)
Throw me into the Gulags.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:14 AM (UnA8+)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE... BECAUSE... ER, WELL ITS JUST FUNNY
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at July 19, 2018 12:42 PM (HgMAr)
Heil!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (o2MD2)
That's it? Standards for joining The Party have really gone down!
Posted by: Goebbels at July 19, 2018 12:41 PM (y8Foj)
What makes this funny is that Hitler was a vegetarian.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 19, 2018 12:42 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 12:41 PM (UnA8+)
I saw that Bruce is dating a hot 21 yr old blonde chick this morning at Daily mail.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 12:43 PM (P/aDH)
That is HUGE. I mean, mind-bendingly amazing. We have been fighting against Russia there. Russia backed Syria and prolonged the war. Syria also helped drive the migrant crisis. If Syria had not fallen apart, it may never have happened. This is a very basic post, I'm not gonna go into all the specifics, but wow.
Then there is red line Obama who also svcked donkey balls in being useless. I really despise that guy.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 12:43 PM (mHOXD)
BTW, Natalie Portman says if you eat meat, you're a Nazi.
Heil!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (o2MD2)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 19, 2018 12:43 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob"
Cursing this damned money-pit and thinking about all the other fun or useful things you could have done with that cash.
Posted by: Ripley at July 19, 2018 12:43 PM (MxEKc)
There is a grant for that.
https://www.usfa.fema.gov/grants/
You too can be the commander of your very own rural firefighting company.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 19, 2018 12:43 PM (roQNm)
Quick, somebody remind her that Adolf was a vegetarian.
But not before I get out my camera to tape her head exploding.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2018 12:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM (39g3+)
I've never seen a 900-pack of Charmin ... but I'd like to.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 12:43 PM (39cXK)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2018 12:41 PM (7UW64)
Good luck with that!!
Posted by: Former Altar Boys Everywhere at July 19, 2018 12:44 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2018 12:44 PM (kfcYC)
What makes this funny is that Hitler was a vegetarian.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 19, 2018 12:42 PM (L78vw)
So, by logical extension - both Trump and Putin must also be vegetarians!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2018 12:44 PM (37IEG)
Last time I 'sold' my boat somehow my usually severely repressed liberal tendencies got to me. My BIL, freshly divorced, cleaned out financially, had his much smaller boat and trailer stolen. No insurance. I literately gave him my boat, only asking some pittance. He had young kids and I knew they'd enjoy it.
My reward? I hope his kids enjoyed it.
My FIL was in tears when my wife told him what I was doing. Never saw that man cry or knew that it was possible.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 12:44 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 12:34 PM (/3v/C)
I make my own soap, with tallow, olive oil, coconut oil, lye, some nice pine, spruce and fir needle oil for scent and sometimes some green pigment, if I'm feeling artsy.
I add ground coffee for scrubbing and deodorizing.
It's really awesome stuff. Maybe I should be marketing it. But mostly I use it and DH thinks it is divine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2018 12:36 PM
I just received a bar of pineapple and violet-scented soap as a gift. I've never seen pineapple used for soap before. It smells divine.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 19, 2018 12:44 PM (2NqXo)
Has he been asked if he is willing to put his own life on the line. In other words is he prepared to go to the gallows if the insane side loses?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 19, 2018 12:44 PM (nBr1j)
Yea but I'm now a few hundred yards inland.
Women. Can't live with 'em can't bury 'em in the backyard.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2018 12:44 PM (kfcYC)
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Point of order: not fair. There are a lot boys who are too masculine to wear "Bonobos."
I think the word you're looking for is "catamite."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2018 12:45 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 12:43 PM (P/aDH)
I'm sure she's not an "aspiring actress/model/etc..."...... just loves her some old man who had his dick chopped off......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 12:45 PM (jjaLl)
"So has the shrieking and hysteria over the russia meeting abated or are the usual suspects still in full on 'treason' 'impeachment' mode?"
Your inquiry is noted.
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Posted by: Journolist Customer Service Dept. at July 19, 2018 12:46 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: LA Zoo signs at July 19, 2018 12:46 PM (2I3C8)
Heil!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (o2MD2)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 19, 2018 12:43 PM
Ben scoops up the loose ball and slam dunks it!
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 12:46 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 19, 2018 12:46 PM (FLiOE)
Some? Almost all of them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 12:46 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2018 12:46 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 12:46 PM (mHOXD)
Apparently, that's not allowed.
So, when I got there, I heard the supervisor out, and when he said what son said, I said, "Well, is he?"
Apparently, that's not allowed either.
So, I explained to son that if this kid keeps looking at his junk, he needs to tell the supervisor to keep the kid away from him, instead of confronting the situation directly. I told him that this rule only applies at B&G Club, but in other venues, he is free to clock anybody who makes a move on him.
Fer the love o'.....
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2018 12:47 PM (7UW64)
Lena Dunham had some advice for her more than 5.5 million Twitter followers on Tuesday, warning them to "never trust anyone who doesn't regularly french kiss animals."
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Women. Can't live with 'em can't bury 'em in the backyard.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:45 PM (/tuJf)
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Can't bury them at sea either if you're a few hundred yards inland.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 12:47 PM (JJZzu)
Yeah. This always concerns me. Boys growing up rarely hear about how they look (and always from people you don't trust the judgment of, like grandmas). Girls get inundated with it constantly. I try really hard to find other things to praise my cousin's daughters and my neice for other than looks. Yes, they are all pretty but they need to know they are smart and talented and funny and interesting as well. Maybe more so.
I get it: girls are pretty. But if they think that's all they are, well they ain't gonna be some day. Then what? And if that's all you are, what worth are you other than decoration?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:47 PM (39g3+)
I hate fuckin bonobos.
Posted by: Soothi at July 19, 2018
*
*
You know somebody's going to say, "Then quit doing it. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2018 12:47 PM (YWG/U)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 19, 2018 12:47 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2018 12:45 PM (AzW6q)
He just smiled and handed me a catamite sandwhich....
Posted by: Obama at July 19, 2018 12:48 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Downcast at July 19, 2018 12:48 PM (nk2F6)
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 12:42 PM
Oh, sure, but his actual house is surrounded by land. I mean, he probably has to cross a beach to get to the water.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2018 12:49 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:47 PM (/tuJf)
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So, Viking funeral.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 12:49 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 12:49 PM (/qEW2)
As to what she inherited, that's another matter.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 12:19 PM (AM1GF)
Don't your heirs deserve what they'll inherit from you?
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 12:49 PM (Bdeb0)
Thus boat.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:47 PM (/tuJf)
Wouldn't a good lawyer be cheaper? Oh wait...never mind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 12:50 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2018 12:50 PM (W+vEI)
That's < 1$/US citizen. Bound to be enough poofy dressers to keep a sub-div going for a while and jettison it after the Trump effect trickles down.
Posted by: DaveA at July 19, 2018 12:50 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 19, 2018 12:50 PM (39cXK)
God bless the twitterer who suggested that the new Air Force One paint job should include Melania nose art.
Posted by: Downcast at July 19, 2018 12:48 PM (nk2F6)
That would be disgraceful! So...Stormy Daniels nose art. That made me think of a limerick. Which I'll keep to myself.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2018 12:51 PM (37IEG)
Nope. Its a gift. Its your money, not theirs. You choose what to do with it. If they deserved the money, then you'd be immoral and wrong to not give it to them. Nobody deserves what you earned and own. That's where socialism comes in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Downcast at July 19, 2018 12:48 PM (nk2F6)
They should also paint or install bomb bay doors. That would really freak out the lefties.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 12:51 PM (P/aDH)
Are you nuts? Burn up a perfectly good boat?
That's why chain and anchors were invented.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:51 PM (/tuJf)
No, a Viking funeral is where you get cast to sea on a burning pyre together with your weapons and your best wives.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 12:51 PM (fuK7c)
Thus boat.
Posted by: JackStraw
Get a houseboat and cutout the middleman.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 12:51 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (37IEG)
I've been there a couple of times as a kid. Summer vacations was the Old Man dragging us to some museum where he was doing research on naval architecture. He did his own technical drawings and I remember him sitting at the drafting board with his pens, T-Squares, triangles and French curves. Rough draft in pencil and then the final drawing with India ink.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 19, 2018 12:52 PM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2018 12:52 PM (DoUAt)
-You want Trump EXECUTED
-You'll settle for impeachment
-You'll get 6 more years of Trump EXECUTING his policies...
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 12:52 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 12:52 PM (mHOXD)
Posted by: Brian Williams at July 19, 2018 12:52 PM (39cXK)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2018 12:52 PM (W+vEI)
Im sure Miss Natalie is consumed by history and what it really means to be a nazi. To prove it, she read a comic book once.
That, plus she co-starred in a political movie one time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 19, 2018 12:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 19, 2018 12:37 PM (a0IVu)
I see that serous WSJ article as the first sign that its abating.
When more of this comes out, the rest of the hyenas will look even more ridiculous.
Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2018 12:53 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 12:35 PM (y8Foj)
But, something else will be. Probably worse.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 12:53 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2018 12:52 PM (DoUAt)
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Doing a kitchen remodel, CAT? And you've got ace doing the shelving? I don't know about that . . .
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 12:53 PM (JJZzu)
Rent "Rocket Gibraltar" if you haven't seen it yet
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2018 12:53 PM (W+vEI)
God bless the twitterer who suggested that the new Air Force One paint job should include Melania nose art.
Posted by: Downcast at July 19, 2018
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Never mind her nose, nice as it is. We want to see her whole figure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2018 12:53 PM (YWG/U)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Leave me ashore and just send my wife.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Downcast at July 19, 2018 12:48 PM (nk2F6)
They should also paint or install bomb bay doors. That would really freak out the lefties.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 12:51 PM (P/aDH)
Gun turrets like a B-17
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 12:54 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2018 12:54 PM (o2MD2)
Heil! "
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2018 12:39 PM (o2MD2)
Report on "Vice" the other night about roving bands of Hindus in India beating up anyone they find eating beef.
Posted by: Jwest at July 19, 2018 12:54 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: Downcast at July 19, 2018 12:48 PM (nk2F6)
.................
and maybe some breasticles on the fuselage
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2018 12:54 PM (HgMAr)
There was a pretty infamous case in 'jersey where some guy chopped a wife or girlfriend up and decided on sea burial. He f_cked up somehow. Left a body part or two in the cooler that another boater recovered bobbing around in the middle of the Atlantic.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 12:54 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 12:51 PM (P/aDH)
It needs a laser. The nose needs to slide open and reveal a giant laser with the president himself at the controls in a ball turret.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2018 12:54 PM (DoUAt)
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Are his pants perfectly creased?
Posted by: David Brooks at July 19, 2018 12:54 PM (y8Foj)
Now summer vacations consist of everybody sitting in some far away paradise....looking at their cell phones.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2018 12:55 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 12:49 PM (Bdeb0)
-
That has turned into a great scheme against the middle class. So much that I hope for something quick when it's my time.
Otherwise it's sell the house and property to pay for the nursing home before Medicare (and - caid) take over to pay for the next few years of... Well, I guess existing in the nursing home.
And my kids won't get sh*t because there's nothing to get.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:55 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Jwest at July 19, 2018 12:54 PM (/roJx)
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I heard of this, and my understanding is, that it's not about the religious affront of eating cattle.
They are just using it as a handy identifier for who is a Muslim.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2018 12:55 PM (AzW6q)
https://bit.ly/2LmOuyh
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2018 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:47 PM (39g3+)
Except 'ettes.
We are and will always be pretty.
Some might even say, statuesque.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2018 12:55 PM (7UW64)
While this is Vice and hence cannot be trusted for any information, yeah I bet that could have happened. Except they are about as Hindu as Obama is Christian, if they are attacking people violently for eating beef. My guess is that they are more culturally Indian and angry at people violating traditions than they are Hindu.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 12:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2018 12:52 PM (DoUAt)
It is!!
I remembered why I don't usually read or post on this thread. I can get thru one view of that godawful chimp, but everytime I refresh to see new posts I have to scroll past it again.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 12:56 PM (mHOXD)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 19, 2018 12:56 PM (39cXK)
Posted by: Jwest at July 19, 2018 12:54 PM (/roJx)
Antifa! (dot, not feather)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2018 12:56 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 12:57 PM (YPqbH)
LOVE that museum!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2018 12:57 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 12:57 PM (hIgnP)
When I was a kid I live in Jersey for a while. A guy from my town killed his wife, wrapped her in a rug from their house and dumped it in the Hudson.
Needless to say she bobbed to the surface and he was caught. Even then my first thought was, amateur.
I was a precocious child.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 12:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2018 12:57 PM (DoUAt)
I get it: girls are pretty. But if they think that's all they are, well they ain't gonna be some day. Then what?
I used to tell my son's - you know, you have to talk to them at some point, so...choose wisely.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2018 12:57 PM (37IEG)
They are just using it as a handy identifier for who is a Muslim.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2018 12:55 PM (AzW6q)
The Muslims should fuck with them and start eating pork instead. That'll throw them off.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 12:58 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's TRUMP Day! at July 19, 2018 12:58 PM (U/u2R)
>>as a kid I used to go to the Peabody Museum in Salem Ma and wander around the extremely LARGE model ships they had. ...
LOVE that museum!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2018 12:57 PM (W+vEI)
Now my favorite ship model is the USS Nimitz at the Nimitz museum in Fredericksburg Texas.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2018 01:00 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 12:56 PM (mHOXD)
Toxic masculinity.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2018 01:00 PM (DoUAt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 01:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 19, 2018 01:00 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 01:00 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Dr. Bombay at July 19, 2018 01:00 PM (mHOXD)
Here's the 'jersey murder case. Obviously a shitload of Democrats are involved.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Capano
Prosecutors alleged that Capano murdered Fahey at the house he rented and, with the assistance of his brother, Gerry, dumped her body in the Atlantic Ocean. Gerry Capano owned a boat and, when it was sold, its two anchors were missing. On November 8, 1997, Gerry was interviewed by detectives and told them that Thomas had borrowed the boat and admitted that he had murdered someone who was attempting to extort him. They went to Stone Harbor, New Jersey, with a large cooler that contained Fahey's body[citation needed], sailed 62 miles (100 km) out to sea, and pushed the cooler overboard.
It gets better.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 19, 2018 01:01 PM (LOgQ4)
yer welcome.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2018 01:01 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 12:43 PM (P/aDH)
I'm sure she's not an "aspiring actress/model/etc..."...... just loves her some old man who had his dick chopped off......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 12:45 PM (jjaLl)
What if he didn't? I mean, how would you know? What if the Jenner family just realized that there was a huge market out there that wants to watch freakazoids? Bruce might get home at night, take off his wig and bone the wife. Or, possibly the maid, since his wife is probably servicing the Lakers. I always wondered about the nuclear weapons claims about how many nukes the US had. I never saw one, did you? Since we know the federal government is utterly corrupt, what if they took the billions of dollars in tax money for the development of nuclear weapons, made a few, then photographed those and multiplied them times 1000. Maybe even outsourced our nuclear defense to India, or Israel.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 01:02 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2018 01:02 PM (DoUAt)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 12:56 PM (mHOXD)
Toxic masculinity.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2018 01:00 PM (DoUAt)
You assume evidence not on display. Or something. More likely it is a transgender chimp. Or a pic of CBD. Hey, he was asking for it.
Posted by: Dr. Bombay at July 19, 2018 01:03 PM (mHOXD)
Posted by: Gen. Urko at July 19, 2018 01:04 PM (MW01U)
https://bit.ly/2O3APuS
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 19, 2018 01:09 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Jwest at July 19, 2018 12:54 PM (/roJx)
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I heard of this, and my understanding is, that it's not about the religious affront of eating cattle.
They are just using it as a handy identifier for who is a Muslim.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2018 12:55 PM (AzW6q)
So there I was, in India while serving in the Navy. We host an event and had all the food items carefully labeled so that the Indians would know what contained beef and what didn't.
To our amazement, they were absolutely chowing down on the burgers. When we asked why, thinking of course that they couldn't eat beef, the reply we got was:"It's OK for us to eat this because it's American beef; it's not from Indian cows, so it's not our ancestors."
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2018 01:09 PM (uiwCw)
Some might even say, statuesque.
Posted by: tcn in AK
You know what's obligatory now, right?
Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at July 19, 2018 01:10 PM (fuK7c)
I always wondered about the nuclear weapons claims about how many nukes the US had. I never saw one, did you? Since we know the federal government is utterly corrupt, what if they took the billions of dollars in tax money for the development of nuclear weapons, made a few, then photographed those and multiplied them times 1000. Maybe even outsourced our nuclear defense to India, or Israel.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 01:02 PM (9BLnV)
Don't. Give. Them. Ideas.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2018 01:10 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 19, 2018 01:10 PM (roQNm)
if the Jenner family just realized that there was a huge market out
there that wants to watch freakazoids? Bruce might get home at night,
take off his wig and bone the wife. Or, possibly the maid, since his
wife is probably servicing the Lakers. I always wondered about the
nuclear weapons claims about how many nukes the US had. I never saw
one, did you? Since we know the federal government is utterly corrupt,
what if they took the billions of dollars in tax money for the
development of nuclear weapons, made a few, then photographed those and
multiplied them times 1000. Maybe even outsourced our nuclear defense to
India, or Israel.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 01:02 PM (9BLnV)
Anything's possible, and hardly anything would really shock me. In my time on the boat, we had 160 MIRV's (nuke bombs) on board, or so they said..... I never saw one, I was a NAVET, but the MT's and the Marines sure did take their "Nuclear Weapons Operations" seriously....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 01:14 PM (jjaLl)
Wealth redistribution has turned into a great scheme against those who strive, earn, and save.
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 01:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Happy Thursday!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 19, 2018 01:14 PM (kCDXG)
(insert witty phrase here)
(insert insult here)
Have a good day!
Smiley check...
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyrant for Life at July 19, 2018 01:22 PM (V8bv6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois No Ampersands for Tyrants at July 19, 2018 01:25 PM (V8bv6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois No Ampersands for Tyrants at July 19, 2018 01:28 PM (V8bv6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Now? at July 19, 2018 01:29 PM (V8bv6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois A Tyrant and his Ampersands should never be apart. at July 19, 2018 01:30 PM (V8bv6)
Human?
Every man can fit into that word.
Posted by: Super-elite Deplorable Ian Galt, now with sparks of divinity at July 19, 2018 01:58 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Truth-hammer at July 19, 2018 02:24 PM (ybb1l)
Ummm. Where's the lurker mod for 593? Playing with &&&&s?
Posted by: Spun & Murky at July 19, 2018 04:58 PM (4DCSq)
Nevermind!
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Just an FYI to the gender-confused...
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Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)