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SCOTT WALKER IS A RUSSIAN SPY!!!
And Open Thread

Yesterday the Usual Suspects -- the twitter circle-jerk Smart Set of people who have proven for years they are not terribly smart at all -- were so a-quiver over a story that alleged Russian agent Mariia Butina had met with a US presidential candidate that they nearly vibrated themselves to an adjacent alternate plane of existence.

I wanted to write about this, but I didn't, because I'm exhausted by them. They have literally exhausted me with their daily freak-outs and Two Minute Hates.

But what I wanted to write was the following:

1. You seem to be convinced that because a spy attempted to make contact with a US person, that US person is therefore guilty of some crime. Are you naive enough to believe that foreign intelligence services don't routinely attempt to make contact with US citizens? Are you vicious enough to claim that any of these thousands of people so-contacted every year should be accused of being spies?

You are aware, of course, that foreign intelligence services attempting to make some kind of low-level, preparatory contact with a target is a common event, whereas the target's agreement to become a spy or trait is a rather rare event, right?

2. Aren't you just jumping to the conclusion that your beloved, cherished Conspiracy Theory urges you towards -- that the candidate in question must be Trump and that the Trump must be a spy because come on, All the Famous People on Twitter know he's a spy?

If Jim Hoft or one of the deplorables you routinely mock in your daily Best Twitter Fwiendz circle-jerk were leaping to such an agrees-with-my-bias conclusion about Barack Obama, wouldn't you mock him as a true-believing zealot?

What makes you any different, apart from your claim that you are different -- better, in fact?

I wanted to write that, but I didn't, because they are tirelessly shrill in their denunciations and unfounded accusations, and you never know who the next person they'll accuse of being a RUSSIAN SPY might be.

Well, it turns out the candidate that Mariia Butina contacted wasn't Trump -- it was Scott Walker. Who is not a spy, because the Daily Twitter Circle-Jerk doesn't think he's a spy, and therefore the Daily Twitter Circle-Jerk's previous "logic" -- if a Russian attempts to contact you, you must be a spy -- is now switched to the "OFF" position.



What will you say now about Scott Walker? What if someone on the left accuses someone you support of being a RUSSIAN SPY based on such thin evidence?

What will you say, given that you've already endorsed precisely this stupid, retarded, utterly non-elite idea that anyone contacted by a foreign national must be some kind of asset for the government of that foreign national?

And indeed -- the left is in fact now accusing Scott Walker of "Borscht Politics:"

In other herring-scented news, it seems that there are hundreds of very weird and wonderful photos of Mariia Butina, the Russian gun-moll whom the FBI busted Monday on criminal lobbying charges, floating around the Intertoobz. I mean, really. Check some of these out.

...

Oops, sorry. That's Scott Walker, the goggle-eyed homunculus hired by Koch Industries to manage their midwest subsidiary formerly known as the state of Wisconsin, and recently appointed midwest sales director for the Foxconn Company, grinning his fool head off with Ms. Butina. From the Capital-Times:


Butina wrote on her Russian-language blog (translated via Google Translate) that meeting Walker "will remain in my memory forever."

"With genuine interest and ready to ask a question on the topic of Russian-American relations, I went to him. And then something happened that I did not expect: the first words in many, many days in Russian, I heard from the future nominee in the US presidency from the Republican Party, who, having learned that I from Russia with a smile said 'Hello!', And during the conversation he remembered another word: 'Thank you!'" Butina wrote.

"We talked about Russia, I did not hear any aggression towards our country, the president or my compatriots," Butina wrote about her conversation with Walker. "How to know, maybe such meetings are the beginning of a new dialogue between Russia and the US and back from the Cold War to the peaceful existence of the two great powers ?!"

Confronted with this memento of the lovely time they had together, Walker had his spokescritter issue the following lame-ass statement to The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:

Walker spokesman Brian Reisinger said by email that while Walker was in Tennessee, he "appeared in an atrium area while waiting to deliver his remarks, where event attendees had the chance to say hello. There were thousands of people at the convention and many of them approached the governor and asked to say hello and take a photo with him."

Just a friendly guy, our Scottie.

Something truly stinks of borscht in Wisconsin politics. Besides Walker, there are dozens of photos showing former Milwaukee County sheriff--and full-time Happy Meal medal recipient—David Clarke enjoying the hospitality in Moscow, and Wisconsin Senator Ron (Shreds of Freedom) Johnson was one of those senators who spent the past Fourth of July in Russia.

That's from Esquire Magazine, by the way. Not a huge or well-respected media outfit, but a bit more important than the low-level blogs the Smart Set usually spends its time dunking on.

Now that the Very Liberal Republican Wing has approved of precisely this sort of smear tactic when deployed against Trump -- how exactly can they argue against it when it's used against Scott Walker and Ron Johnson? ( I assume the Smart Set agrees that David Clarke IS in fact a RUSSIAN SPY, because the Smart Set doesn't like him, and anyone the Smart Set doesn't like is a RUSSIAN SPY.)

So congrats on pouring gasoline on the Red-baiting, witch-hunting fire, Social Justice Warriors of the Nominal Right.

So, Smart Set: are you going to actually going to be smart one of these days or is it all going to be this InfoWars-level retarded shit from you from here on out?

The Smart Set spent all of 2003-2012 calling people unamerican for disagreeing with them on Iraq. To my discredit, I joined them in that.

But I've learned, since then. The Smart Set is too smart to ever learn anything from anything.

They only had one trick back then, and they only have one trick now.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 09:03 PM




Comments

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1 You're just saying that.

3 times.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 17, 2018 09:05 PM (KDpai)

2 Ace is just doing this to confuse us.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

3 Ace to The Barrel!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (4ErVI)

4 Triple play with a vengeance, bitches!

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (G6dXA)

5 Seven of Nine

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (IUkl3)

6 She's a pretty Ginger. No way she's Russian.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (8kkL4)

7 Ace...


Don't ban yourself.





(Again)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2018 09:07 PM (wldC6)

8 McCarthyism is alive and well -- and madly, uncontrollably, exponentially worse.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 17, 2018 09:07 PM (H8QX8)

9 The takeaway is that Scott Walker is really, really, REALLY a Russian Spy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 09:07 PM (oVJmc)

10 lol

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 09:07 PM (c4vBB)

11 Impressive Ace. Most Impressive.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:07 PM (fiGNd)

12 I tell you this three times....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2018 09:07 PM (wldC6)

13 That headline is better if you read it in Paul Lynde's voice.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 17, 2018 09:08 PM (4ErVI)

14 Wow.....I feel like I just dropped some acid.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2018 09:08 PM (EoRCO)

15 I thought the point was that he's a double agent ... but I see I did not scroll far enough.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 17, 2018 09:08 PM (vWMNq)

16 So Ace ... what exactly are you trying to tell me ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:08 PM (fiGNd)

17 There's also the thing at the Free Beacon where some reporter thought they had proof of her in the White House. And then it turned out that it was some other redhead on the NSC. And they had to walk it back. And then the memes started.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxtg4xm

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2018 09:09 PM (lKs2v)

18 In the future, everyone will be a Russian spy for fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 09:09 PM (NWiLs)

19 I think the triple post really gets how annoying it is to accuse Americans of being Russian spys just being next to russians

Posted by: Draki at July 17, 2018 09:09 PM (eP/lw)

20 Looks like the other two posts are traps.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 17, 2018 09:09 PM (vWMNq)

21 Where's the Flaming Skull?

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:09 PM (8kkL4)

22 Bill O'Reilly is the mole.

Posted by: 13times at July 17, 2018 09:09 PM (K3B2k)

23 Ace broke the blog.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (Ri0Ku)

24
The Triple Lindy of posts - bravo, sir, bravo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (ANt4+)

25 Damn ... somebody fixed it ... only one post now.

Too bad.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (fiGNd)

26 I think the triple post really gets how annoying it is to accuse Americans of being Russian spys just being next to russians

It worked on Sessions.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (oVJmc)

27 The two other posts are Gone With The Wind.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (8kkL4)

28 Damn!

Insta-Wiilowed:

Leftism requires a scapegoat. What would they do without us?

---

When the aristocracy is all dead, then it's the bourgeoisie. Then the kulaks. Then the wreckers. Then the broad mass of the lumpen proletariat. Then neighboring countries.

Until the system peters out, or the world burns.

It's purely destructive. Always needs an enemy, because it has no creative capacity. Just distilled envy, rage, and hate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (UiRxW)

29 I had a Russian girlfriend, I'm screwed.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (xceTB)

30 14 Wow.....I feel like I just dropped some acid.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2018 09:08 PM (EoRCO)

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Darn, and I thought it was working really good.

Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (WEBkv)

31
Alleged Russian agent Maria Butina Natasha and Alexander Torshin Boris pictured with Gov. Scott Walker in 2015

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (SiINZ)

32 17 please point us to proof she's true red-head ... IYKNWIMAITYD ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 17, 2018 09:11 PM (vWMNq)

33 I think I saw this movie once before back in the old days when I had DirectTv. Can't remember the movie title.

Had a weird ending that didn't make any sense.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 09:11 PM (roQNm)

34 And a ginger...omg

Posted by: rammajamma at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (xceTB)

35 This is proof that Scott Walker has been bought and paid for by Putin.

And I agree with that baseballcrank dude - Trump should (and I'm not demanding it) resign and deflate the Dem's enthusiasm for the midterms.

https://twitter.com/baseballcrank/status/1019339705257742337

Posted by: George Will, Smartest Commentator Alive at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (Ta69/)

36 I see everything twice! I see everything twice!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (tgT6k)

37 Our Strategic Cheese Repositories are in danger!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (0QYMt)

38 A job as a Russian spy ain't all it's cracked up to be. Convertible rubles are a poor contribution to ones retirement fund.

Posted by: Miklos, head above parapet at July 17, 2018 09:13 PM (zCyNd)

39 Posted by: George Will, Smartest Commentator Alive at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (Ta69/)

I think your bow tie is too tight. It's cutting off the circulation to your brain.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:13 PM (8kkL4)

40 We take umbrage sir.

UMBRAGE.

Posted by: InfoWars at July 17, 2018 09:13 PM (AHNMM)

41 Damn, that's what Esquire runs these days? This is just depressing, the quality of writing everywhere is just horrific

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:13 PM (39g3+)

42 I'm pretty sure the receptionist at my hydraulic oil supplier is Russian. Oh oh...

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2018 09:13 PM (6XZdO)

43 Glory to Russian bear!

https://youtu.be/AyDi8kI9gp0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:14 PM (fA1SL)

44 I think your bow tie is too tight. It's cutting off the circulation to your brain.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:13 PM (8kkL4)

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Well, I take the opposite view, in that that tie needs to be a tad tighter. Maybe a bit more than a tad.

Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 17, 2018 09:14 PM (WEBkv)

45 We take umbrage sir.

UMBRAGE.
Posted by: InfoWars at July 17, 2018 09:13 PM (AHNMM)

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Good for you! It's good for the colon!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2018 09:14 PM (+F0Wk)

46 I Spy.

Posted by: Maria Navratilova? at July 17, 2018 09:14 PM (RfnqA)

47 J'accuse! is alive and well, but today the role of Emile Zola has been filled by Madame Lafarge who writes for the purpose of directing the mob, and EVERYONE gets to play Alfred Dreyfus for 15 minutes, or until ruined, whichever works.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2018 09:14 PM (2K6fY)

48 It used to be that it was right wing extremists conservative republican who were screaming about the red menace. Now it's the democrats.

Who could have predicted that?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 09:14 PM (roQNm)

49 37 Our Strategic Cheese Repositories are in danger!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (0QYMt)


Soviet blintzkrieg in 5-4-3-2...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 09:15 PM (VM6ev)

50
Seven of Nine
Posted by: Carpe Manana


Half a dozen of another

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 09:15 PM (IqV8l)

51 What is it I'm supposed to be upset about the guy who wasn't president in 2016 not doing again?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 09:15 PM (YPqbH)

52 45
Not only do we take umbrage, we are in high dudgeon.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:15 PM (RfnqA)

53 She wasn't blessed with honeypot beauty, but she may be in the running for red head of the year. That is one amazing mane she has.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:15 PM (E5dnG)

54 The Democrats are truly batshit insane. I hope PDT helps the GOP hold onto the House and Senate this fall and then goes after all the Swamp Dwellers with a vengeance. First up, Brennan. I just really, really loathe that little toad.

Posted by: jmel at July 17, 2018 09:15 PM (OeWgo)

55
Old and busted - Robert Walker

New hate-ness - Scott Walker


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 09:16 PM (VM6ev)

56 I am so tired of this subject and the ones adjacent, that I can't even read a post of Ace's, something unimaginable to me.

I am literally watching King of Queens reruns in order to escape this crap. Did watch Tucker, though. Obvs.

Posted by: kalneva at July 17, 2018 09:16 PM (qU1DE)

57 Miklos, where have you been? I missed you.


Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2018 09:16 PM (2K6fY)

58 It used to be that it was right wing extremists conservative republican who were screaming about the red menace. Now it's the democrats.

Yeah but they are out-Birching the John Birchers, I remember what those guys are like and only the really crazy fringe guys were like this, not major reporters and politicians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (39g3+)

59 https://youtu.be/AyDi8kI9gp0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:14 PM (fA1SL)

Attempting to mimic the Duke boys and the General Lee in a T-72 earns....respect.

Posted by: Miklos, careful driver at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (zCyNd)

60 I once thought about buying those Russian nesting doll things.

Does this make me a Russian spy?

Posted by: mpfs at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (79p/O)

61 49. Blintz vs blini. Discuss among yourselves.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (fA1SL)

62 it's going to turn out the so-called "spy" isn't much more than a low level flunky doing a report on "opposition groups" in the US and she drew the NRA assignment.

Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (WEBkv)

63 With all this Russia, Hollywood should do a remake of Dr. Zhivago, starring.....?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:18 PM (RfnqA)

64 She's kinda cute.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2018 09:18 PM (Zogyx)

65 The Smart Set spent all of 2003-2012 calling people unamerican for disagreeing with them on Iraq. To my discredit, I joined them in that.
But I've learned, since then. The Smart Set is too smart to ever learn anything from anything.
They only had one trick back then, and they only have one trick now.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 09:03 PM

Can we add Kosovo to the list? What in the fuck was the point of that shitshow?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:18 PM (E5dnG)

66 Alleged Russian agent Maria Butina and Alexander Torshin pictured with Gov. Scott Walker in 2015




Torshin was the best Riddler and did a great Kirk Douglas impersonation

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 09:18 PM (SiINZ)

67 61 49. Blintz vs blini. Discuss among yourselves.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (fA1SL)

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What, no love for the Danish?

Posted by: blake - used slavonaut salesman at July 17, 2018 09:18 PM (WEBkv)

68 That is one amazing mane she has.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:15 PM (E5dnG)

Be nicer if she was running it over my bare chest.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (Zogyx)

69 64
Or Blintz vs. Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (RfnqA)

70 Someone taught me this one neat Russian phrase: Ya hachu ibats du boi. I spelled it phonetically, butchered it I'm sure.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (0Ng0w)

71 Old and busted - Robert Walker

New hate-ness - Scott Walker


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 09:16 PM (VM6ev)

You don't mean John Anthony Walker?

Posted by: Miklos, observer of KGB at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (zCyNd)

72 The headline over at MSN.com about Ms. Butina points out that she used the twin evils of prayer and guns to worm her way into GOP politics.

Feel free to speculate about which of the two was worse.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (j76q0)

73 Blintzini!

Posted by: frea#ed at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (UdKB7)

74 Not the cutest Ruskie spy I've seen but she does have nice hair.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (39g3+)

75
Old and busted - Robert Walker

Strangers on a Train or Charlie X?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 09:20 PM (IqV8l)

76 Blintzitzer!

ew yuk

Posted by: frea#ed at July 17, 2018 09:20 PM (UdKB7)

77 Ya hachu ibats du boi

You want what??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:20 PM (39g3+)

78 72 The headline over at MSN.com about Ms. Butina points out that she used the twin evils of prayer and guns to worm her way into GOP politics.

Feel free to speculate about which of the two was worse.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (j76q0)

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Oh yeah, that's the other "opposition group" I forgot about.

Posted by: blake - used scripting salesman at July 17, 2018 09:20 PM (WEBkv)

79 Glory to Russian bear!



https://youtu.be/AyDi8kI9gp0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:14 PM (fA1SL)

Stop orating at my chickens!

Posted by: Aunt Anya at July 17, 2018 09:20 PM (0QYMt)

80 Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2018 09:16 PM (2K6fY)

I have been otherwise occupied.

Best to yourself and all right thinking peoples.

Posted by: Miklos, with a plethora of garden fresh 'maters at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (zCyNd)

81 Blintz vs blini

-

As long as it's not some bullsh*t where people decide they're too dumb to use plural forms and start saying crap like "cactuses" and "octopuses" and aren't laughed out of the room.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (YPqbH)

82 Straightforward from here.
Trump arrested for treason.
Pence resigns.
Emily Ratajkowski bears me four children.

Posted by: wooga at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (zO2Ol)

83 I dont know how you follow the left without getting onboard their crazy train. Goid luck with that.

Posted by: BluesFish at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (39PFS)

84 68 That is one amazing mane she has.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:15 PM (E5dnG)

Be nicer if she was running it over my bare chest.
Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (Zogyx)

She does have amazing hair. Why isn't long hair a thing anymore?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (E5dnG)

85 I live in Wisconsin and I have known Scott Walker for 3 decades. NOTICE THE RED TIE.
I bumped into Governor Walker a couple of weeks ago at HOME DEPOT. We chatted for a few minutes, and then he left. I could smell Russian dressing on him.

Posted by: SUG at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (dMrJJ)

86 The Russian Revolution broke out when the peasants realized that the Tsar and the Czar were the same person.

Posted by: Woody Allen at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (RfnqA)

87 Can we add Kosovo to the list? What in the fuck was the point of that shitshow?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:18 PM (E5dnG)

To depose a friendly SMR warlord, shatter his country, send it running into the waiting arms of the Russians, less one of its large provinces, which we handed over to Islamic savages who hate us.

So much winning!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:22 PM (UiRxW)

88 82 Straightforward from here.
Trump arrested for treason.
Pence resigns.
Emily Ratajkowski bears me four children.
Posted by: wooga at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (zO2Ol

This caught me completely off guard and gave Mr the lulz.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:22 PM (E5dnG)

89 DO NOT COPULATE WITH THE CHICKENS

Posted by: LA Zoo signs at July 17, 2018 09:22 PM (89T5c)

90 BEARS you children?????? BARE CHEST???

RUSSIAN BEAR???

This blog is being used as a pass thru for the RUSKIES.
Codes, like Al Qaeda used to do here.

Posted by: SUG at July 17, 2018 09:23 PM (dMrJJ)

91 Thank you for writing "non-elite." There is nothing elite about their nonsense. What justifies their salaries is beyond me. They're not fit to clean the drains at the porn booths.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 17, 2018 09:23 PM (rdl6o)

92 She does have amazing hair. Why isn't long hair a thing anymore?

Women stopped listening to men about their hair Men love long hair. Women want to hack it all off soon as possible.

I know I know its hard to care for and heavy and hot and all that but... its so pretty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:23 PM (39g3+)

93 Why isn't long hair a thing anymore?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (E5dnG)


It's a nice thing. We can't have those, remember?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 09:23 PM (y87Qq)

94 It appears that MARIA is a BUTTER FACE.

Posted by: SUG at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (dMrJJ)

95 Can we add Kosovo to the list? What in the fuck was the point of that shitshow?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:18 PM (E5dnG)


Clinton seizing an opportunity to deflect the news cycle from the Lewinsky Scandal.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (fiGNd)

96
I don't know how this. tactic appeals to millennials. They weren't alive during the Cold War and don't see Russia the same way people my age do.

Posted by: Ben R. at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (PtOP4)

97 BTW, I haven't see VP Pence in awhile.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (rdl6o)

98 Why isn't long hair a thing anymore?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (E5dnG)

I suspect it's cuz of all the gays in charge of fashion that like boy cuts.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (Zogyx)

99 You know something else that's always pictured next to Russians?????


POLAND!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (oVJmc)

100 The Smart Set spent all of 2003-2012 calling people unamerican for disagreeing with them on Iraq. To my discredit, I joined them in that.

Most, though not all, of the people freaking out about us invading Iraq WERE unamerican. I'd would have been a lot more likely to listen to them if they hadn't been obviously either Communist scum or batshit insane.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (bZ7mE)

101 I have long hair. It's about half way down my back, and the color is all natural. It's going gray pretty fast now that I'm over 29.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (8kkL4)

102 Not only is long hair not a thing anymore, pubic hair is a no-no. Why is that?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (RfnqA)

103 drains at the porn booths.

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Luxury!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (YPqbH)

104 scott walker is a secret agent for the koch brothers not putin.

Posted by: wammo at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (3c3V2)

105 Kosovo happened well before Lewinsky.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (89T5c)

106 We are all Russian spies now.

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (BiLU+)

107 89 DO NOT COPULATE WITH THE CHICKENS
Posted by: LA Zoo signs at July 17, 2018 09:22 PM (89T5c)
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Sometimes, the chicken copulates you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qJ4854nrDA

Hello, my pretty Hordelings. I've reached peak I Just Can't Even.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (gUCYC)

108 84. You ask for maidens of SMR with long hair. And Palpatine provides shashka girl.

https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)

109 77. it's unladylike if I speaks it in English, comrade.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (0Ng0w)

110 We're going to need score cards soon.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (+lOpA)

111 Maria Butina looks as ugly as sin.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 09:26 PM (j6XEO)

112 101 I have long hair. It's about half way down my back, and the color is all natural. It's going gray pretty fast now that I'm over 29.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (8kkL4)

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Yes, things do tend to turn gray rapidly about age 29 and a half.

Posted by: blake - used scripting salesman at July 17, 2018 09:26 PM (WEBkv)

113 Spasibo.

Posted by: Maria Butina's Mane at July 17, 2018 09:26 PM (RfnqA)

114 Can we add Kosovo to the list? What in the fuck was the point of that shitshow?

Press sold it as some kind of humanitarian disaster genocide when it wasn't nearly as bad as they claimed. Not a hundredth. Bush bought into it and away we went. Besides it was a chance to do the New World order thing and play with the military, no Bush will turn that down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:26 PM (39g3+)

115 Anyone already comment that in the pic the redhead sorta has those crazy eyes?

Posted by: mindful webworker - one wild and crazy guy at July 17, 2018 09:26 PM (lMyeR)

116 I once thought about buying those Russian nesting doll things.
Does this make me a Russian spy?
Posted by: mpfs at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (79p/O)

Ummmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2018 09:26 PM (EoRCO)

117 I have a picture of myself with Scott Walker. So does my son. So does my granddaughter. We are an entire undercover network. Family dinners have to be conducted in secret locations somewhere outside of Oshkosh.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:26 PM (lwiT4)

118 Not only is long hair not a thing anymore, pubic hair is a no-no. Why is that?

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Crabs. Specifically, not getting them.

Me? I like my women to look like adult women down there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 09:27 PM (YPqbH)

119 I see long hair all the time. Get outta the house.

I keed.

But I do see it often. What qualifies as long?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 17, 2018 09:27 PM (8koDM)

120 I have long hair. I wish it were heavy and hot, but it's thin and grey. Just can't think of anything else to do with it.

I have to go into work for a staff meeting tomorrow. It's an hour and a half commute each way. I shouldn't resent it because I work from home and just go in maybe once a year. I normally go in at 10 and leave at 7. I convinced them to let me do my regular split shift instead. Gotta be there at 8 but can leave after the meeting and do the 4-7 part of my shift from home. I rent a car for these trips too. Got a nice Toyota Camry for this trip.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 17, 2018 09:27 PM (JKNZq)

121 106. I'm good with that.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 09:27 PM (0Ng0w)

122 When I saw ace's headline I burst out laughing.

Thanks ace. I needed a good laugh.

Posted by: girldog at July 17, 2018 09:27 PM (g5YYQ)

123 Why isn't long hair a thing anymore?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (E5dnG)
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Hiya, Widespread Pepe/Monk/Pickles/etc!

Long hair is too still a thing. I see it everywhere. I myself have long hair.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (gUCYC)

124 105. Yep. Goddamned Clenis and Albright. And mother-swyving Albanians. They're the Mexicans of the Balkans.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (fA1SL)

125 Walker Texas Ranger is strangely not involved.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (0QYMt)

126 Besides it was a chance to do the New World order thing and play with the military, no Bush will turn that down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:26 PM (39g3+)



Son did a tour in Kosovo. He said the people were nice and the skiing was great.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (lwiT4)

127 This is an interesting comment from elsewhere ...

Please bear with me on this post. It's a little long but has some points.

I misread Strzok. I thought he was more a "Mikey" in this criminal conspiracy to undermine a presidential election. ( A HUGE scandal of epic proportions led by and coordinated by the Obama White and departments. My ex-police detective partner said this; "Obama got the DOJ/FBI he wanted. It took eight years but he got them." )

Peter Strzok is that arrogant sociopath you see in many places. He's the bad cop you see on video abusing people because he has a badge, then lying about what he did so he can continue to have that ability to abuse. When asked if he cares about the damage, he basically says "F 'em!"

Governments which offer unfettered power and abuse without consequences draw this personality to it. So yes, he was not alone inside this small group cabal. Another doppelganger for him is John Brennan. You have to understand they represent the almost religious political belief that only certain people can run the country for the masses of the unwashed. This theory of government dominates the world and has for millenniums. America's founders believed that educated people can run their own lives and govern themselves with a small government handling things like common defense, treaties etc. But the natural tendency is for a few to rule the many.

Strzok is also a type A personality. I have interviewed and gotten confessions from them, but they are difficult because they want to "run" the interrogation. Strzok BELIEVES he's the guy in charge. So what you see in the hearing him demanding the last word to explain how he is right and how everyone else are fools. This is not a game, this is a belief. He BELIEVED he was winning, just like HRC thought she won in the Benghazi hearings only to be remembered for the what difference does it make now line.

However, one congressman did it right. He asked Strzok to use his smarts to tell him exactly how a person with bias could affect a case without it being noticed. I was walking behind my couch at the time, paused and looked at Strzok on TV. I could see him think "I can tell them and they still can't get me, because I am that smart!" I know that look! I've used that technique. And sure enough, Strzok confessed to us all about how to do it without getting caught. I can't remember the exact quote (since I was in shock that someone was smart enough to ask it!) but it was basically; 1. Don't interview people. 2. Don't follow up on leads. 3. Don't find evidence. It's tough to prove you are throwing a case by doing a negative. It is usually just considered doing a bad job.

I am reading the OIG report. That is exactly what they did to avoid HRC being charged and what they did to create a reason to open an investigation on Trump.

Strzok is dangerous because he would do that and not care or have a sense of guilt about abusing his power. Strzok managed to rise to the top of the FBI, which means people in charge are dangerous. I and many of my police friends thought when Strzok was sidelined he was being cooperative in an IA investigation exposing the small group cabal. Now, after seeing him, I realize he was not "Mikey" but rather a man set on doing what he thought needed to be done so HE can rise to FBI director. He wasn't a follower, he was one of the leaders. They didn't set him aside so he would cooperate. They set him aside to keep him out of the way, and away from doing harm, until they could figure out what to do with him!

I think Strozk felt he won the day. However, within 24 hrs, the meme burning through the Internet is of him showing what is called the "duper's delight". The squirming, snarky look of pure evil that means he thinks he got away with it.

He didn't. Now he's the face of the criminal deep state. He has to go. How to get rid of him and not torch his ego to where he turns on everyone else in the cabal and take down entire agencies, is the problem the FBI/DOJ/NSA/CIA/State has to figure out. But he's gone, or no single citizen will ever trust their government again. If they want to flip him, they are going to have to charge him with a crime that will result in jail. His ego will not handle that. But do they want the truth? Probably not.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (e8kgV)

128 pubic hair is a no-no. Why is that?

Closet pedos.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (39g3+)

129 I bet Walker washes his brats down with vodka.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (ABjxW)

130 Me? I like my women to look like adult women down there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

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You live in Australia?

Posted by: Maria Butina's Mane at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (RfnqA)

131 What happened to the All Star game?


It was there, and then it was GONE!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (UsCnO)

132 @65 Can we add Kosovo to the list? What in the fuck was the point of that shitshow?
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IIRC, fixing the collapse of Yugoslavia was supposed to be Europe's big moment to prove that it was an up and coming superpower.

And that, of course, is why we ended up taking over the mess.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (j76q0)

133 Longish grey hair is so nice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (YPqbH)

134 Bush bought into it and away we went. Besides it was a chance to do the New World order thing and play with the military, no Bush will turn that down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:26 PM (39g3+)


Which one are we talking about here ?

We bombed Kosovo in '99.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:29 PM (fiGNd)

135 Not only is long hair not a thing anymore, pubic hair is a no-no. Why is that?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (RfnqA)

It's neater and cleanlier. Makes eaten pussy easier, too.

So I hear.

>>_>>
<<_<<

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2018 09:29 PM (Zogyx)

136 95 Can we add Kosovo to the list? What in the fuck was the point of that shitshow?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:18 PM (E5dnG)

Clinton seizing an opportunity to deflect the news cycle from the Lewinsky Scandal.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (fiGNd)

Yes I know that. I meant the marketing. What was their reason we needed to destroy a country and almost go hot with Russia? Genocide? Women's rights? Both?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:29 PM (E5dnG)

137 I thought pubic hair was a no-no because porn.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 09:29 PM (ABjxW)

138 It's purely destructive. Always needs an enemy, because it has no creative capacity. Just distilled envy, rage, and hate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (UiRxW)

Interesting that this is how I've seen Satan described.

Posted by: girldog at July 17, 2018 09:30 PM (g5YYQ)

139 the Kosovars are generally not producers of Islamic savages, even today. the worst Islamic savages in Europe are Maghrebis - my former neighbours in Algiers.

They do produce a lot of heroin smugglers and child pimps though.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 09:30 PM (6FqZa)

140 Not only is long hair not a thing anymore, pubic hair is a no-no. Why is that?

Makes the anal bleaching easier.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

141
I bet Walker washes his brats down with vodka.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (ABjxW)



Nah. Preacher's kid.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (lwiT4)

142 Long hair is too still a thing. I see it everywhere. I myself have long hair.

Probably regional I rarely see it here in Oregon. Its always a pleasure when a girl has hair like a cascade down her back. Some women can't grow it like that though, I understand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (39g3+)

143 I'm thinking that the Spyiest A-Team starters don't get outed, especially by the press, but not by the likes of John Brennan either.

Posted by: Robert17 at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (2jL77)

144 Yes I know that. I meant the marketing. What was their reason we needed to destroy a country and almost go hot with Russia? Genocide? Women's rights? Both?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:29 PM (E5dnG)


Sold hard at the time as a Humanitarian Mission.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (fiGNd)

145 Balkan nostalgia.
God is a Serb (Serbia Strong, aka REMOVE KEBAB)

https://youtu.be/FIcxqVRLEWI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (fA1SL)

146 102 Not only is long hair not a thing anymore, pubic hair is a no-no. Why is that?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (RfnqA)


Encouraging women to chop off their long hair and shave their nether regions is an effort to make us more like adolescent boys than women. Like so much else from the left, it's another perversion of nature.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (SGpFT)

147 has stephen clan started the military coup yet? just asking.

Posted by: wammo at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (3c3V2)

148 I once thought about buying those Russian nesting doll things.
Does this make me a Russian spy?
Posted by: mpfs at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (79p/O)


Which of my purchases are worse? A Chinese AK or the Russian SKS. I must have turned commie without realizing it.

Posted by: X-ray at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (YdakM)

149 They're the Mexicans of the Balkans.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (fA1SL)

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Point of order: unfair to Mexicans. They are an order of magnitude better than Albanian Muslims.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (UiRxW)

150 Long hair is too still a thing. I see it everywhere. I myself have long hair.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (gUCYC)

Long nails?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (E5dnG)

151 HCALRES JHOSNON has long hair AND A BIKE!!!!!

And teeeeeeny tiny teeny green balls.

Posted by: SUG at July 17, 2018 09:32 PM (dMrJJ)

152
Nah. Preacher's kid.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (lwiT4)


That explains his shit-eating grin whenever he's sticking it to the Madison liberals.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 09:32 PM (ABjxW)

153 Thoughtcrime.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 17, 2018 09:32 PM (be3F7)

154 BUT IN A. Sounds like a PRON name.

MA REE A BUTT EE NA.

Has a nice ring to it. Excuse me, I'll be right back....

Posted by: SUG at July 17, 2018 09:33 PM (dMrJJ)

155 149. True. I apologize to Mexico for my rasg and ill-considered choice of words. Rage overcame my better judgment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:33 PM (fA1SL)

156 Makes the anal bleaching easier.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

Please please please don't make us put this warning on the back of our products.

Posted by: The Makers Of Clorox at July 17, 2018 09:33 PM (Zogyx)

157 Sold hard at the time as a Humanitarian Mission.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (fiGNd)

The old turn it into rubble so the food and medical supplies can arrive gambit.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:33 PM (E5dnG)

158 Interesting that this is how I've seen Satan described.
Posted by: girldog at July 17, 2018 09:30 PM (g5YYQ)

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Funny thing, that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:33 PM (UiRxW)

159 Nah. Preacher's kid.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (lwiT4)

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So, Tequila then? The preacher's kids I knew were wild.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 17, 2018 09:33 PM (HNqPM)

160 you know, I collected a whole bunch of white racist and antisemitic publications many years ago, and I have a bunch put out by a Polish immigrant who lived up around Boston. Lots of pics of him in a tuxedo with a life sized cross on which you would read "Jews Invented Communism!" and stuff like that.
he also had a picture of himself with Sen John F Kennedy.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 17, 2018 09:33 PM (KxbBq)

161 You know what's on the breakfast menu at Russian MacDonalds?

That's, right -- the Evan McMullin breakfast sandwich. Coincidence? We don't think so ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 09:34 PM (BiLU+)

162 But I do see it often. What qualifies as long?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 17, 2018 09:27 PM (8koDM)

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Mine is below my shoulder blades, longer if I take the time to straighten the curls out, which is moot since the humidity here makes that task an almost impossibility.

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 09:34 PM (c4vBB)

163 148. When buying firearms - SMR have better build-quality than Celestials.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:34 PM (fA1SL)

164 Ahoy Roy my boy, by "STICKING IT" to Madison liberals, you mean that in a political sense. Aina??

Posted by: SUG at July 17, 2018 09:34 PM (dMrJJ)

165 Posted by: SUG at July 17, 2018 09:34 PM (dMrJJ)

Not sure, based on the loud screaming from yonder.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 09:35 PM (ABjxW)

166 Imagine a wonderful world where Twitter and FB were shut down?

Posted by: Corporate Jet Driver at July 17, 2018 09:35 PM (5mmA2)

167 Russia One.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 17, 2018 09:35 PM (be3F7)

168 Anal bleaching??? Like with a CLOTH????

Posted by: SUG at July 17, 2018 09:35 PM (dMrJJ)

169 One of trumps secret service agents died in Scotland. Had a major stroke. Is the left gloating over it yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 09:35 PM (DoUAt)

170 I don't know how this. tactic appeals to millennials. They weren't alive during the Cold War and don't see Russia the same way people my age do.
Posted by: Ben R. at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (PtOP4)


I don't either. I was in the Army back in the 1980s and trained to actually ... um ... engage the Soviets in combat. This old Cold Warrior notices that all of these a$$holes raving about the evils of Russia!!!!Russsia!!!!reeeeeee!!!!! were rooting for the Soviets back them. My rule of thumb is that is if it's bad for American interests, then that's what Democrats want to do.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 17, 2018 09:35 PM (5Yee7)

171 Please please please don't make us put this warning on the back of our products.
Posted by: The Makers Of Clorox at July 17, 2018 09:33 PM (Zogyx)

That made me laugh.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:36 PM (8kkL4)

172 I'm going to go let 'Breach" watch me to remind me that yes there are Russian spies and that once upon a time the fbi would actually do it's job.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2018 09:36 PM (PCxrC)

173 Aw, shoot. Too late. Oopsie, Ace?

Posted by: creeper, now with 50% more rash at July 17, 2018 09:36 PM (cOHsM)

174 Calm Mentor - Ya, I wouldn't use the word 'wild' to describe Scott Walker

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM (lwiT4)

175 Long nails?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (E5dnG)
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Long-ish. Good for back scratchin'!

*sni-i-i-ck*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM (gUCYC)

176 (((Ben Had)))

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM (c4vBB)

177 Imagine a wonderful world where Twitter and FB were shut down?
Posted by: Corporate Jet Driver at July 17, 2018 09:35 PM (5mmA2)

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That is my little world. Can't completely escape them, but I have no accounts at either of them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM (HNqPM)

178 From MIT: There may be more than a quadrillion tons of diamond hidden in the Earth's interior, according to a new study from MIT and other universities.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM (e8kgV)

179 One day we will find out that John Brennan is a Russian asset. It would make sense. Projecting progressives and all.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM (DoUAt)

180 139. a Kosovar friend tells me American troops called them party muslims.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (0Ng0w)

181
Yes I know that. I meant the marketing. What was their reason we needed to destroy a country and almost go hot with Russia? Genocide? Women's rights? Both?

Wasn't it that the Serbs were being mean to Albanian Muslims so we had to go help the Muslims?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (IqV8l)

182 One day we will find out that John Brennan is a Russian asset. It would make sense. Projecting progressives and all.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM (DoUAt)


Iranian.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (fiGNd)

183 I would have thought a Russian spy would be hotter.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (XLk6I)

184 Bush got us involved with Kosovo, warning Solobodon Milosovic then when Clinton took over it kept escalating. The press kept building it up as this vast genocide with mass graves everywhere and Muslims slaughtered like wheat. It was a total wag the dog scenario.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (39g3+)

185 Russia One.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 17, 2018 09:35 PM (be3F7)



Is that anything like Three C P One?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)

186 148. When buying firearms - SMR have better build-quality than Celestials.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut


Almost forgot probably the worst one. A Stasi owned Makarov.

Posted by: X-ray at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (YdakM)

187 Anal bleaching??? Like with a CLOTH????
Posted by: SUG at July 17, 2018 09:35 PM (dMrJJ)

Toothbrush dipped glass full of bleach then scrub the area vigorously until desired result achieved.

But you didn't hear that from me.

Posted by: The Makers Of Clorox at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (Zogyx)

188 175 Long nails?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (E5dnG)
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Long-ish. Good for back scratchin'!

*sni-i-i-ck*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM (gUCYC)

Good Girl

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:39 PM (E5dnG)

189 Uh uh uh I would have uh uh uh uh done a better uh uh uh uh job, if uh uh Okie doke. Uh I got game. Uh uh,

Love Flappy Ears Obamovich.

Posted by: SUG at July 17, 2018 09:39 PM (dMrJJ)

190 The Redhead even made it to the South Dakota House and gubernatorial race coverage. It's like there's some kind of coordination.
https://tinyurl.com/y6vyz999

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at July 17, 2018 09:39 PM (/ODi8)

191 71
Old and busted - Robert Walker



New hate-ness - Scott Walker





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 09:16 PM (VM6ev)



You don't mean John Anthony Walker?




Johnny Walker for the WIN!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 09:39 PM (UsCnO)

192 Wow. This thread, huh? This is about 36 hours worth of topics in fewer than 200 comments. Drinking from the HQ fire hose. How 'bout that.

Also why do I feel like I need an adult to walk me home safely now.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 09:39 PM (y87Qq)

193 180. They drink. Rather heavily. This has given some SMR theorists hope that they.might yet join the winning side. But they're still Albanians.

* spits *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:39 PM (fA1SL)

194 Kosovo IFOR bs was all, I mean all on slick willie

Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 09:40 PM (oFsfu)

195 I would have thought a Russian spy would be hotter.

Maybe she can do that thing with her tongue

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:40 PM (39g3+)

196 If Mississippi had nukes it would be Russia.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 09:40 PM (0QYMt)

197 Iranian.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (fiGNd)


Machts nichts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 09:40 PM (DoUAt)

198 Wasn't it that the Serbs were being mean to Albanian Muslims so we had to go help the Muslims?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (IqV8l)

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Uh huh. We intervened on a non-Communist leader of a Christian country, because he was smashing Muslims. Stuck on stupid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:40 PM (UiRxW)

199 182
One day we will find out that John Brennan is a Russian asset. It would make sense. Projecting progressives and all.



Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM (DoUAt)



Iranian.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (fiGNd)

Yep, Brennan is a Muzzie.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 09:40 PM (UsCnO)

200 Russian - McMuffin

If it rhymes, drop the dime.

FBI handbook, page 216.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2018 09:41 PM (iiixZ)

201 @183 I would have thought a Russian spy would be hotter.
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Anna Chapman spoiled you.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:41 PM (j76q0)

202 186. Proof of the fail of socialism? The Reds made half of Germany poor and incompetent, a thing never thought possible before then.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:41 PM (fA1SL)

203 @198 Uh huh. We intervened on a non-Communist leader of a Christian country, because he was smashing Muslims. Stuck on stupid.
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Don't forget that we also bombed the Chinese embassy.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:41 PM (j76q0)

204 I got no quarrel with Albanians. They are entrepreneurs, good cooks and speak Italian like natives.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 09:41 PM (0Ng0w)

205 She wanted to be the envoy to the arms show at Farnborough, and instead she drew the NRA national convention and the SHOT show. Just her luck. Nicer class of people though.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2018 09:42 PM (8ZmvG)

206 If walker was a Russian spy then why weren't some Milwaukee persecutors sent to Siberia, oh sorry meant Rhineland wi?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 09:42 PM (oFsfu)

207 I find the way Levin's face and neck shake when he gets worked up hypnotizing. I think his head might actually blown off his neck someday.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2018 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

208 In the New Leftist America every Deplorable is a Russian Spy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2018 09:43 PM (ljTbP)

209 Albania was the world's most isolated, closed off country for like half a century. They didn't have so much an evil dictator as a reallly paranoid one that walled off his country even from other communist nations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:43 PM (39g3+)

210 Oh, look trump supporter wins AL primary over trump denier. Hmmmm fancy that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 09:43 PM (DoUAt)

211 Balkan nostalgia.

God is a Serb (Serbia Strong, aka REMOVE KEBAB)



https://youtu.be/FIcxqVRLEWI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:31 PM (fA1SL)

You break through the outhouse roof you can sleep there!

Posted by: Aunt Anya at July 17, 2018 09:43 PM (0QYMt)

212 Oh, saw the new Ant man and The Wasp. Very funny -- it's sort of like a PG Deadpool. Lots of snark but also heart, and the fight scenes as they switch back and forth between teeny, normal, ginormal, and humungous are fast-paced and inventive.

I always liked the C-List heroes better.

And stay for the post-credit teaser, of course.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2018 09:43 PM (gUCYC)

213 181
Yes I know that. I meant the marketing. What was their reason we needed to destroy a country and almost go hot with Russia? Genocide? Women's rights? Both?

Wasn't it that the Serbs were being mean to Albanian Muslims so we had to go help the Muslims?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (IqV8l)

Good enough for at least 90 days of missile strokes and air raids. I'm trying to recall but wasn't "ethnic cleansing" the catch phrase used at the time?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (E5dnG)

214 Mark Levin just on a real tear on Hannity. Maybe I can find a transcript later

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (KxbBq)

215 I told y'all JackStraw was around.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (+lOpA)

216 "suffered a cerebrovascular accident"

Since when are strokes considered "accidents"?

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (c4vBB)

217 Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (e8kgV)

Interesting points. I hadn't seen that Congressman's question, but I have known a couple of genuine sociopaths. They have to let someone know what they've done and what they've gotten away with. Their ego demands it. It's probably their Achilles heel.

If they'd managed to bug Strzok's home and phones without him finding out about it, they probably could have caught him bragging.

But that would require the feds to actually want to catch and prosecute him.



Posted by: girldog at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (g5YYQ)

218 Its actually worse...

She was not a spy, she was an advocate for Russia.


By all accounts she was upfront about who she was, and what she wanted, a better relationship between the US and Russia.


That is not spying... its not being an Agent... its being an advocate.


Business's and Governments do this every damn day... Hell, look at the Mexicans we have advocating for stuff here in the US, are they SPIES????


This was Rosenstein and Mueller trying to derail the Summit, and put pressure on the President of the US.

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (NgKpN)

219 If walker was a Russian spy then why weren't some Milwaukee persecutors sent to Siberia, oh sorry meant Rhineland wi?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 09:42 PM (oFsfu)



Could be worse. Could be the U.P.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (lwiT4)

220 Im actually watching Russian shows now just to drive my lefty non-friends even more batshit insane.

Check out THE DOG on Amazon. Formulaic but it gets better toward the end of the first season and into the second.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (+dsLj)

221 204. Look. When we're here, in 'Murica, most Balkan types get along just fine. But in the mother countries - an entirely different matter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (fA1SL)

222 @212 Oh, saw the new Ant man and The Wasp. Very funny -- it's sort of like a PG Deadpool. Lots of snark but also heart, and the fight scenes as they switch back and forth between teeny, normal, ginormal, and humungous are fast-paced and inventive.

I always liked the C-List heroes better.

And stay for the post-credit teaser, of course.
---------------------

HATER! ABLEIST!

Haven't you heard that Ant-Man and the Wasp is anti-people with disabilities!!??

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (j76q0)

223 I really liked the first Ant Man, surprised me. I have heard good things about the sequel. Was afraid it was going to be

THE WASP
and
ant man

but apparently he's still a hero.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:45 PM (39g3+)

224 There was a time we stood tall against Russia. Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

Now. Mr. Putin meddled and spied on us! Not faaaaaaaiiiirrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 09:45 PM (DoUAt)

225 210
Oh, look trump supporter wins AL primary over trump denier. Hmmmm fancy that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 09:43 PM (DoUAt)


Thanks for that information, you just made me smile.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 09:45 PM (UsCnO)

226 210 Oh, look trump supporter wins AL primary over trump denier. Hmmmm fancy that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 09:43 PM (DoUAt)



I'll take it.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:45 PM (+lOpA)

227 213. 'Ethnic cleansing' - which was ironic, as it was the Albanian immigrants driving the Serbs from their ancestral homeland.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

228 I got no quarrel with Albanians. They are entrepreneurs, good cooks and speak Italian like natives.
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 09:41 PM (0Ng0w)

-----

Sure. When they're Americanized.

Also, they didn't try to snatch a large and historically important part of our country.

Not that Milosevic didn't go a bit overboard, but he definitely had a quarrel with them. And that was not our quarrel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:46 PM (UiRxW)

229 I'm trying to recall but wasn't "ethnic cleansing" the catch phrase used at the time?

Yeah I think that was when the phrase was coined.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:46 PM (39g3+)

230 Mark Levin just on a real tear on Hannity. Maybe I can find a transcript later


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (KxbBq)

I have always envisioned Mark Levin moving across the screen like Spotswood in "Team America" - first this way in his chair, then this way, upside down, diagonally, bouncing, and all the time screaming "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 09:46 PM (0QYMt)

231 @213
Good enough for at least 90 days of missile strokes and air raids. I'm trying to recall but wasn't "ethnic cleansing" the catch phrase used at the time?
-------------------

Yeah. And IIRC, the UN had some agreement in place that said we couldn't sell arms to either side in the conflict. And both Bush and Clinton used it as an excuse to avoid sending weapons to the ethnics getting cleansed.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:46 PM (j76q0)

232 From MIT: There may be more than a quadrillion tons of diamond hidden in the Earth's interior, according to a new study from MIT and other universities.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM



Dibs!

Posted by: Elon Musk at July 17, 2018 09:47 PM (EzdLW)

233 Wow.

What do they call an ugly Honeypot, Pooh?

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:47 PM (uk3rN)

234 213, why, yes, yes it was. The MSM wanted so badly for slick to be a great humanitarian that term was thrown around. Legacy you know. After that Mogadishu disaster, he needed a win and a testosterone injection. Wag the effing dog.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 09:47 PM (oFsfu)

235 >>I got no quarrel with Albanians


Europe's Hondurans.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:47 PM (uk3rN)

236 213. Fun fact - Clenis bombed the Serbs over Lent and Easter. Halted strikes in Iraq because Ramadan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:48 PM (fA1SL)

237 233 Wow.

What do they call an ugly Honeypot, Pooh?
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:47 PM (uk3rN)

A don't bother.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

238 ABC News:

Police release terrifying video of gun attack that killed 10-year-old girl

That's the headline. You know, just another tragic case of cops shooting innocent people.

You have to read the story to discover there were four masked dudes that got out of a black car and started shooting up a playground. Probably not Muslims, though,because something something illegal guns off the street.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 09:48 PM (YPqbH)

239 She has a bit of Tina Yothers in her.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:48 PM (uk3rN)

240 Where's the Flaming Skull?
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:09 PM

It was a Russian spy. Mueller just arrested it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2018 09:48 PM (2NqXo)

241 Got a funny story involving, of all things, the late Albanian dictator, and of all things Brazilian politics, but too long for here.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2018 09:48 PM (QDnY+)

242 From MIT: There may be more than a quadrillion tons of diamond hidden in the Earth's interior, according to a new study from MIT and other universities.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM
---

This is where we use an enormous drill to tunnel through to the Earth's inner core.

Dibs on Hollow Earth!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2018 09:49 PM (gUCYC)

243 Wasn't it that the Serbs were being mean to Albanian Muslims so we had to go help the Muslims?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 09:38 PM (IqV8l)


Well ... here's where it gets interesting.

The Albanian-sponsored Kosovo Liberation Army wanted the city to join Albania, rather than being controlled by the Yugos. So - they started attacking police stations. Now, today, we would call that Terrorism. But that's not what it was called then.

The Yugos responded by rounding up KLA members and sympathizers and executing their asses ... as well as running Albanians out of the city in general. NATO said No-No ... everybody must negotiate.

That shit fell through, The Yugos said Fuck That ... so some, but not all, NATO members started bombing the Yugos.

Another shitty conflict we should have skipped ... but we didn't ... because we rarely do.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:49 PM (fiGNd)

244 Funny thing: when I went to type Milosevic my autocucumber suggested "Milo's evil."

Strange.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:49 PM (UiRxW)

245 So, Russia IS a geopolitical foe? The same Russians Romney warned about and Obama laughed at and claimed they were friends weren't really friends and used our complacency to infiltrate our political system and got trump elected. Now you're mad at the Russians?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 09:49 PM (DoUAt)

246 Every production of Anna Karenina I've seen is visually striking. The Russians were great artists and designers.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 09:49 PM (0Ng0w)

247
What do they call an ugly Honeypot, Pooh?

Yes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 09:49 PM (IqV8l)

248 I find the way Levin's face and neck shake when he gets worked up hypnotizing. I think his head might actually blown off his neck someday.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2018 09:42 PM (/tuJf)


I really have no idea how he's still alive. I think I started listening to him around ten years ago and I imagine he's like that in everyday life too. The voice used to be grating but now I just picture him as the singer from The Vindictives.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 09:49 PM (y87Qq)

249 237 233 Wow.

What do they call an ugly Honeypot, Pooh?
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:47 PM (uk3rN)

A don't bother.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

Heh.
*hands Insomniac a rock*

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 17, 2018 09:49 PM (8koDM)

250 Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2018 09:37

Damn, need to change the title.

Posted by: Beatles at July 17, 2018 09:49 PM (oFsfu)

251 It is an 'accident' if it involves Hillary and a bollard. Just saying.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2018 09:49 PM (ljTbP)

252 There may be more than a quadrillion tons of diamond hidden in the Earth
I have to say, there goes Johannesburg's chance for a guaranteed wage.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2018 09:50 PM (8ZmvG)

253
Albania. A country that even Italy was able conquer in about weekend.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 09:50 PM (SiINZ)

254 They are going to keep making things up as they try to create a critical mass. A few people here for that lie story, a few people there for that lie narrative.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf - Grenadier of the Screeching Deffsquadz at July 17, 2018 09:50 PM (di1hb)

255 241
Got a funny story involving, of all things, the late Albanian dictator,
and of all things Brazilian politics, but too long for here.









Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2018 09:48 PM (QDnY+)

We have the time, go ahead.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 09:50 PM (UsCnO)

256 I think the left is just made at the Russians because the 400 million they gave Hillary still wasnt enough to win.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 17, 2018 09:50 PM (+dsLj)

257 @245 So, Russia IS a geopolitical foe? The same Russians Romney warned about and Obama laughed at and claimed they were friends weren't really friends and used our complacency to infiltrate our political system and got trump elected. Now you're mad at the Russians?
------------------------

You have to understand. Russia flipped from friendly to evil implacable disturber of American Elections and Progressive Goodness in 2015. It was a very sudden shift in Russian attitudes toward the US.

Kind of like how the Republican Party suddenly shifted from pro-Civil Rights to Evil Racists immediately after passing the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:52 PM (j76q0)

258 Diamonds are cool because of their properties and they look nice but they are not particularly rare. I like emeralds better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:52 PM (39g3+)

259 Brennan.
Russian asset?
Iranian asset?

Try CFR asset on for size.
You know, that organization whose dream is doing away with national soveriegnty.
Check out a list of their current and former members.
It'll all start to come together for ya.

Those masks? They've been off for a long time.

Posted by: teej at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (Z7oqE)

260 I think the left is just made at the Russians because the 400 million they gave Hillary still wasnt enough to win.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 17, 2018 09:50 PM (+dsLj)

It wasn't the Russians who gave her the money... it was a guy who made 1.5 billion in Russia, and never paid any taxes on it... then reportedly gave 400 million to Hillary's Campaign.

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (NgKpN)

261 Just curious if anyone will ask the author of that piece if they and the Smart Set will now turn on Bernie Sanders who literally went to Russia when it was the USSR.

Posted by: just a dummy, don't listen at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (V8Q7b)

262 The headline over at MSN.com about Ms. Butina points out that she used the twin evils of prayer and guns to worm her way into GOP politics.

Feel free to speculate about which of the two was worse.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM

I heard she used her pasta.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (2NqXo)

263 And this entire time our southern front has been wide open to one of the biggest shitholes on earth. Boggles the mind every damn time.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (E5dnG)

264 How long before we hear from the Democrats and NeverTrump - "Round all the ethnic Russians in America and put them in internment camps"?

The immigrants the left hates, but once loved.




Posted by: William Eaton at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (MuTTO)

265 63 -- Ga-a-ah! Don't even say that movie's name! I was so Zhivago-ed out fifty years ago, I'm still Zhivago-ed out.

Posted by: Josepha Sabin -- formerly Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (luqzw)

266 Mussolini struggled to conquer Ethiopia. And failed to conquer Greece. Fucking GREECE.

There's a joke going around England that if you are faced with an aggressive Italian, rather than remove your shirts you should demand he put on a uniform.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (6FqZa)

267 I told Rev that Scott Walker is an undercover spy for the Russians. Says he's known that for years. Thought it was common knowledge.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (lwiT4)

268 Europe's Hondurans.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:47 PM (uk3rN)

No. Albania is a NATO country, and have sent soldiers to fight (actually fight) in Afghanistan. The Albanians are are tough and devious little bastards, kinda Euro-Gurkhas.

Not people you want against you in a dark alley, or mountain valley.

Posted by: Miklos, having worked at Taszar in the '90s at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (zCyNd)

269 Diamonds are cool because of their properties and they look nice but they are not particularly rare. I like emeralds better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:52 PM (39g3+)


This is true. The marketing of diamonds is a master class in successful advertising...and propoganda.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 17, 2018 09:54 PM (8koDM)

270 It wasn't the Russians who gave her the money... it was a guy who made 1.5 billion in Russia, and never paid any taxes on it... then reportedly gave 400 million to Hillary's Campaign.

*********************

Ok, Russian, singular.

Still Russia.

Russia Russia Russia.

RUSSIA!!!!!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 17, 2018 09:54 PM (+dsLj)

271 The MSM wanted so badly for slick to be a great humanitarian that term was thrown around. Legacy you know. After that Mogadishu disaster, he needed a win and a testosterone injection. Wag the effing dog.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 09:47 PM (oFsfu)

-

It wasn't too long ago that Hillary bragged about the assassination of Gaddafi after he gave up his nuclear ambitions and started cooperating with us. We came, we saw, he died or something very similar.

IIRC Obama needed a strong foreign policy box checked off for the reelection campaign.

Tough luck Gaddafi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 09:54 PM (YPqbH)

272 You have to read the story to discover there were four masked dudes that got out of a black car and started shooting up a playground.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 09:48 PM (YPqbH)

Car of Color. Get it right for once, people.

Posted by: Vehicular Justice Warriors at July 17, 2018 09:54 PM (j6XEO)

273 Albania.

Hot women.

Everything else is a disaster. It was bad enough before Enver Hoxha what with the Ottoman occupation and the blood feuds enshrined into their law code, but Hoxha definitely made things worse. Sure, most people learned how to read (they didn't have an alphabet until 1913 I think it was), but they got stuck with everything else you get when a paranoid with aspirations for a Stalinist personality cult takes over.

Most of the country is Muslim. The rest is Catholic and Orthodox I think. Hoxha killed all the Catholic priests.

They've got a deeply corrupt culture. Not as bad as Gypsies not that that is saying much.

Still, I like the country. I've had an interest in it for some time and read some things occasionally. But it really is a fucked up place.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 17, 2018 09:54 PM (4ErVI)

274 262 The headline over at MSN.com about Ms. Butina points out that she used the twin evils of prayer and guns to worm her way into GOP politics.

Feel free to speculate about which of the two was worse.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM

I heard she used her pasta.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (2NqXo)

Deviled Eggs.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:54 PM (E5dnG)

275 228. True, the only Albanians I know are immigrants. And make a house limoncello to die for.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 09:54 PM (0Ng0w)

276 *Propaganda

How did autocucumber not catch that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 17, 2018 09:55 PM (8koDM)

277 Diamonds are cool because of their properties and they look nice but they are not particularly rare. I like emeralds better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:52 PM (39g3+)



Diamonds are forever. I actually met a woman today named Tiffany Case but she doesn't look a thing like Jill St. John

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 09:55 PM (SiINZ)

278 SF officially registering illegal aliens to vote. Because "we want to give immigrant the right to vote."

Of course they'll only be voting in local elections.

*wink wink*

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 09:55 PM (nILVB)

279 The headline over at MSN.com about Ms. Butina points out that she used the twin evils of prayer and guns to worm her way into GOP politics.

Feel free to speculate about which of the two was worse.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM

Oh... wait....

So she's someone bitterly clinging to her Prayer and Guns????

No wonder she was arrested...

/spit

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 09:55 PM (NgKpN)

280 I understand Betina used weaponized lime jello in her assault on the GOP inner circle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:56 PM (39g3+)

281 Not people you want against you in a dark alley, or mountain valley.
Posted by: Miklos, having worked at Taszar in the '90s at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (zCyNd)

I don't know if the Taken trilogy agrees with this statement or not.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 09:56 PM (E5dnG)

282 I remember, at the time, that Tony Blair had an absolute Hard-On to land NATO troops in Kosovo and take on the Yugo's head-on.

Bill Clinton was not convinced.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:57 PM (fiGNd)

283 270 It wasn't the Russians who gave her the money... it was a guy who made 1.5 billion in Russia, and never paid any taxes on it... then reportedly gave 400 million to Hillary's Campaign.

*********************

Ok, Russian, singular.

Still Russia.

Russia Russia Russia.

RUSSIA!!!!!
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 17, 2018 09:54 PM (+dsLj)

Actually... guy is an American Citizen. Not Russian at all.

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 09:57 PM (NgKpN)

284 @278 Of course they'll only be voting in local elections.
-----------------------

Abuse here is something that the Feds can actually drop a hammer on if they're so inclined.

Note that word "if"...

States and locales can handle local elections however they want. But the Feds set the rules for the Federal offices.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:58 PM (j76q0)

285 Shortly after Reagan left office, and the rapist took over, Russia started testing American resolve in different ways. Mostly regarding trade/monies.

Russia is a corrupt nation state.

Clinton and those that followed, through Obama, were corrupt.

The puzzle pieces almost place themselves.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2018 09:58 PM (iiixZ)

286 Everybody is spying for Ivan. We get it. Now, any progress reports from the Tumor?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 17, 2018 09:58 PM (xzqr4)

287 This is exactly how the Salem Witch Trials occurred. It is most definitely a witch hunt from the Left ( and from some on the Right.)

What I do ( as you can see ) is to tell them, Yes, I am a witch. You contacted me. Now what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 17, 2018 09:58 PM (HLTe8)

288 'Dibs on Hollow Earth!'

Not on our watch!

Posted by: The Mole People at July 17, 2018 09:58 PM (UdKB7)

289 Pretty sure 400 million exceeds campaign finance limits by a factor of like 40000

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:58 PM (39g3+)

290 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:56 PM (39g3+)

Jello shots

Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 09:58 PM (oFsfu)

291 Oh ... and I absolutely remember reading, after the fact, about Wesley Clark wanting US troops to confront Russians guarding an airport - and Mike Jackson declining.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:59 PM (fiGNd)

292 SF officially registering illegal aliens to vote. Because "we want to give immigrant the right to vote."

Of course they'll only be voting in local elections.

*wink wink*

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 09:55 PM (nILVB)

Thanks for making our job so much easy SF, now we don't have to spend months tracking Criminal Aliens down; we can just find them in the voter rolls.

Posted by: ICE at July 17, 2018 09:59 PM (j6XEO)

293 From MIT: There may be more than a quadrillion tons of diamond hidden in the Earth's interior, according to a new study from MIT and other universities.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM

In other words, diamonds are everywhere which makes them practically worthless. Note to self: Diamonds are not a girl's best friend.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2018 09:59 PM (2NqXo)

294 What I do ( as you can see ) is to tell them, Yes, I am a witch. You contacted me. Now what are you going to do about it?
=====

I'm not a witch.

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at July 17, 2018 09:59 PM (nILVB)

295 Is she really a Russian spy? If so, I'm disappointed by their taste in women. Big nose, rather plain. Wow eee

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 17, 2018 09:59 PM (HLTe8)

296
I'm still waiting to get the submissive Russian woman the MFM said we'd get for voting for Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 09:59 PM (SiINZ)

297 The Albanians I have known were the lowest form of scum on the planet.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:59 PM (uk3rN)

298 Now, any progress reports from the Tumor?

From McCain's aides and family? Some long boring screed about how problematic the Trump Administration is, I imagine.

From McCain himself it's 'JOHNNY WAN' MILKIIIIES'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 10:00 PM (6FqZa)

299 When I used to visit my relatives on Italy's Adriatic coast, we always planned to ferry to the Dalmatian coast. It never happened. Molto regretto.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 10:00 PM (0Ng0w)

300 I have to call into the investment smarts of anybody investing 400 million in Hillary. Hell, anything is too much. I'm not so sure these people are that bright, and I haven't decided if we are at the Joker phase or the Bane phase either.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 10:00 PM (E5dnG)

301 Just curious if anyone will ask the author of that piece if they and the Smart Set will now turn on Bernie Sanders who literally went to Russia when it was the USSR.
Posted by: just a dummy


Or Teddy Kennedy going to the USSR to affect an election. It's almost like the left's history only goes back a month.

Posted by: X-ray at July 17, 2018 10:00 PM (YdakM)

302 Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2018 09:58 PM (iiixZ)


IMO Russia is in the Robber Baron phase of Capitalism. You know, the one where a select very rich group of Men, made lots of money by exploiting everything, and bought politicians?

Think US post Civil War...

Rivals? Hell yes.... EVIL??? Not IMO.

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 10:00 PM (NgKpN)

303
You're all a bunch of pedos.

Betcha a signed dollar it's true.

Posted by: Elon M. at July 17, 2018 10:00 PM (8O3HH)

304 The problem is that they have a Two-Minute Hate every 30 seconds. They actually have to overlap their Hates in order to Hate everything they're supposed to hate.

Posted by: socratease at July 17, 2018 10:00 PM (2GbWn)

305 256
I think the left is just made at the Russians because the 400 million they gave Hillary still wasnt enough to win.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 17, 2018 09:50 PM (+dsLj)

it was reported yesterday that Putin said "400 million".

it was the Russian translator's mistake.

the actual statement by Putin was 400 THOUSAND.

this was identified earlier today.

So if the illegal foreign payoff is under a million, and it involves Hillz, does that make it all good?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 10:01 PM (UsCnO)

306 The Albanians I have known were the lowest form of scum on the planet.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:59 PM (uk3rN)



Jim Belushi: Hey!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 10:01 PM (SiINZ)

307 Holy crap. The las Vegas shooters (no, really, it actually happened) Mandalay Bay hotel is suing the victims.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 10:01 PM (YPqbH)

308 These 'people' on the left have lost their minds, like in Romans 3:22 'When they professed themselves to be wise, they became fools.' . I don't hold out any hope for us mere mortals making them sane again. Only GOD can do that.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2018 10:01 PM (zLDYs)

309 The Albanians I have known were the lowest form of scum on the planet.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:59 PM (uk3rN)

No Coke, Pepsi.

Posted by: John Belushi, America's most famous Albanian at July 17, 2018 10:01 PM (zCyNd)

310 295. It's freekining Wisconsin for Pete's sake. When was the last time a Miss Wisconsin won anything?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 10:01 PM (oFsfu)

311 When was the last time a Miss Wisconsin won anything?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 10:01 PM (oFsfu)


Bet she looks a Hell of a lot better than Miss Maine.

Folks - that trip scarred my soul.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)

312 >>It wasn't too long ago that Hillary bragged about the assassination of Gaddafi after he gave up his nuclear ambitions and started cooperating with us. We came, we saw, he died or something very similar.


He was the last bulwark keeping the African Migration out of Europe.

So. He. Had. To. Go.

Fucking devious Globalist Marxist that Kenyan was.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 10:02 PM (uk3rN)

313 261 Just curious if anyone will ask the author of that piece if they and the Smart Set will now turn on Bernie Sanders who literally went to Russia when it was the USSR.
Posted by: just a dummy, don't listen at July 17, 2018 09:53 PM (V8Q7b)
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Or John Brennan, who voted for the Soviet-backed Stalinist Gus Hall --- and who never should have been given even a minimal security clearance, much less been made head of the CIA.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2018 10:02 PM (0jtPF)

314 I'm getting some negative reports on Albanians.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 10:02 PM (+lOpA)

315 It's freekining Wisconsin for Pete's sake. When was the last time a Miss Wisconsin won anything?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 10:01 PM (oFsfu)



We describe our girls here as 'sturdy'.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 10:03 PM (lwiT4)

316 Met Jim Belushi once. Very nice guy.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2018 10:03 PM (QDnY+)

317 have to call into the investment smarts of anybody investing 400 million in Hillary

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You're looking at it wrong. That's extremely cheap for state-level or presidential level classified information.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 10:03 PM (YPqbH)

318
Bush got us involved with Kosovo, warning Solobodon Milosovic then when
Clinton took over it kept escalating. The press kept building it up as
this vast genocide with mass graves everywhere and Muslims slaughtered
like wheat. It was a total wag the dog scenario.
=====

Trying again with Myanmar.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2018 10:03 PM (MIKMs)

319 >>Molto regretto.


My favorite pasta dish!

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 10:03 PM (uk3rN)

320 178 From MIT: There may be more than a quadrillion tons of diamond hidden in the Earth's interior, according to a new study from MIT and other universities.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM (e8kgV)


I can rarely find them in Minecraft so this study must be full of shit.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 17, 2018 10:03 PM (NL6wI)

321 310 295. It's freekining Wisconsin for Pete's sake. When was the last time a Miss Wisconsin won anything?
Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 10:01 PM (oFsfu)

She wins a husband with great genes and a well above average provider. That's winning in a woman's world and to be honest, nothing wrong with it

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 10:04 PM (E5dnG)

322 We describe our girls here as 'sturdy'.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 10:03 PM (lwiT4)


Anorexic compared to the typical Maine Beauty.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 10:04 PM (fiGNd)

323 Okay, I have the opening act for Where Cats Dare pretty much figured out. The middle is a wee bit iffy on getting Tanya to the bauble. And the third act is looking pretty firm.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2018 10:04 PM (ljTbP)

324 Also, Miss Wisconsin was Miss America in . She was from my area.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 10:04 PM (lwiT4)

325 in 2012. duh

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 10:05 PM (lwiT4)

326 "245 So, Russia IS a geopolitical foe? The same Russians Romney warned about and Obama laughed at and claimed they were friends weren't really friends and used our complacency to infiltrate our political system and got trump elected. Now you're mad at the Russians?"

That's a solid question and sound rhetoric. The answer is "somewhat." It likely wouldn't make it into the top ten, though, and if we were serious about the GWOT it would have been brought into the fold September 12, 2001 (pro tip: no one among the ruling elite gives a flying fuck about the GWOT).

Our top geopolitical foes are a jumpball between China and Mexico. The latter, through facilitation of drugs, gangs and illegal aliens into the United States, kills tens of thousands of Americans every year and drains our resources. China obviously is our top military rival and has been running our ass out of the South China Sea for decades and has hollowed out our industrial base in the meantime. Of course, our political and coastal elites are bribed handsomely and/or enriched by both countries so nothing ever will be done about them. Not the legal definition of treason, but in spirit it will pass.


After Mexico and China, you can add to the list, with an exception here and there, every Muslim country in the Middle East. So that pushes Russia into the top twenty. Needless to say, the Gulf State also bribes our elite political classes.


It's a conversation we were never supposed to have. Oh, well.


Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 10:05 PM (1kMJo)

327 OH, and for the record, not a 1.

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 10:05 PM (NgKpN)

328 Trying again with Myanmar.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2018 10:03 PM (MIKMs)

You mean Burma.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 10:05 PM (E5dnG)

329 She's a pretty Ginger. No way she's Russian.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (8kkL4)


Pretty? I'm pretty sure that's a dude.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:06 PM (cY3LT)

330 Missed you earlier, Anna Puma, but congratulations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 10:06 PM (YPqbH)

331 209 Albania was the world's most isolated, closed off country for like half a century. They didn't have so much an evil dictator as a reallly paranoid one that walled off his country even from other communist nations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Way back in '92, I spent a week on the Island of Corfu. It sits right off the coast of not only Greece but Albania. Somewhere between hangovers and ogling busty, half nekid, European girls, I did a cruise of some of the other Islands near by Corfu. When going past Albania, you could still see the barb wire, military installations, and walls to keep the westerners out of there Workers Paradise. In Albania's defense, I believe ole Hoxha was long gone and replaced by someone else (and probably was arrested or shot, no idea). Anyway, the Albanian coast line has the potential to be a real beautiful tourist trap. Similar to Montenegro which is an underrated beauty of a country. Alas, I don't know if Albania has taken advantage of there lovely geography. I have heard that Albanians are.....difficult.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 17, 2018 10:06 PM (hC1id)

332 Here she comes ... Miss Cheddar Cheese Wheel.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 10:06 PM (fiGNd)

333 And why is it Scott Walker is turning into Gilbert Gottfried?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:06 PM (cY3LT)

334 Anorexic compared to the typical Maine Beauty.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 10:04 PM (fiGNd)

Is it true that a thoughtful high school graduation gift in Maine is a set of false teeth?

Posted by: Miklos, who hears things at July 17, 2018 10:06 PM (zCyNd)

335 244 Funny thing: when I went to type Milosevic my autocucumber suggested "Milo's evil."

Strange.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:49 PM (UiRxW)



Not really. It's looking for close words. I just typed in "evic" and it suggested "evil" So it's just guessing you typed a name it knows and forgot to put a space in for the next word.

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2018 10:06 PM (lKs2v)

336 >>Pretty? I'm pretty sure that's a dude.


It's Tina Yothers with a bad dye job, dude.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 10:06 PM (uk3rN)

337 We describe our girls here as 'sturdy'.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 10:03 PM (lwiT4)
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All that dairy is good for you.

Hi grammie - nice to see you back.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:06 PM (JJZzu)

338 Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 10:03 PM (lwiT4)

My hometown and going to UW-P didn't help my perspective.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 10:07 PM (oFsfu)

339 307
Holy crap. The las Vegas shooters (no, really, it actually happened) Mandalay Bay hotel is suing the victims.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 10:01 PM (YPqbH)

New Mandalay Bay marketing campaign:
Get shot! Get sued! But hey, you get points for each check-in, if you live!
My prediction is that Mandalay Bay will become the new version of the jackass CEO that raised the price of Epipens by about 500%.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 10:07 PM (UsCnO)

340 It's freekining Wisconsin for Pete's sake. When was the last time a Miss Wisconsin won anything?
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The most baller Sconey gal is obviously Pam Poovey:

https://uproxx.com/tv/archer-pam-poovey-greatest-moments/14/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2018 10:07 PM (gUCYC)

341 Democrat Congress-scum are freaking out.

"why aren't they winning by 50 points, you might ask?"

The internals are bad. They are losing.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 17, 2018 10:07 PM (be3F7)

342 From MIT: There may be more than a quadrillion tons of diamond hidden in the Earth's interior, according to a new study from MIT and other universities.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2018 09:37 PM (e8kgV)


I can rarely find them in Minecraft so this study must be full of shit.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 17, 2018 10:03 PM (NL6wI)

Maybe the Earth's Interior is full of Dungeons and Abandoned Mineshafts.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 10:08 PM (j6XEO)

343 Anorexic compared to the typical Maine Beauty.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 10:04 PM (fiGNd)

Is it true that a thoughtful high school graduation gift in Maine is a set of false teeth?
Posted by: Miklos, who hears things at July 17, 2018 10:06 PM (zCyNd)


That or a flannel shirt, maybe a vanity Subaru license plate frame. Tickets to Lilith Fair are always welcome, I'm sure.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 10:08 PM (fiGNd)

344 @288 Not on our watch!
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What kind of watch? Is it a diamond-encrusted Swiss watch?

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 10:08 PM (j76q0)

345 Hi bluebell! Yes - cheese curds and Leinie's. Life is good.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 10:09 PM (lwiT4)

346 Tina Yothers, the forgotten Keaton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 10:09 PM (39g3+)

347 Laugh if you like. Next stop, internment and re-education camps for all. They'll come in the middle of the night, just like they did for Elian Gonzalez. But no one will hear from you again. I'm sure that Barack Obama, Hillary and the rest would be just fine with that. Remember, it was Barack who envied the Chinese Communist for just making people disappear.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 17, 2018 10:10 PM (HLTe8)

348 @288 Not on our watch!
-----------------

What kind of watch? Is it a diamond-encrusted Swiss watch?
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 10:08 PM (j76q0)

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It's got so many jewels, the hands can't even move!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2018 10:10 PM (+F0Wk)

349 New Mandalay Bay marketing campaign:
Bada BOOKBada BOOM

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2018 10:10 PM (8ZmvG)

350 Maybe the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in real life moved to Maine a few years ago. Am I to understand she somehow gets even more attention these days?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 17, 2018 10:11 PM (YPqbH)

351 I don't really know if Scott Walker is a spy so I can't comment on that, but I do know this, that soccer ball is a spy. I told the president to toss that soccer ball right out the window on Air Force One. I cannot support that soccer ball coming to the White House intact. Right now it could be sending audio/visuals from Barron's bedroom straight to Putin's boudoir...my, it's gettin' a little *hot* in here. I'll just fan myself and have some sweet tea.

Posted by: Senator Lindsey Graham at July 17, 2018 10:11 PM (2NqXo)

352
How to say "Hello" in foreign languages:

German: Guten tag

Italian: Buon giorno

French: Bon jour

Russian: Yob tyovu mat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2018 10:11 PM (LsBY9)

353 Russia, in the late 20th and early 21st century is a nation based on stabilization. They'd rather not rock the boat, nor have it rocked. As long as they're getting some cash. Lots of cash.

Trump has upended this. Putin is not happy about it. Yea, fuck him. So what.

The meeting was more about resetting the chessboard than anything else. And Putin is playing without a king. Sucks to be him. And he knows it. But he still wants to be "a player."

Hence the back and forth with muh Russia.

I still believe there was an unstated deal to hang out Clinton and Obama so Putin can get that king back.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2018 10:11 PM (iiixZ)

354 Tina Yothers, the forgotten Keaton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 10:09 PM (39g3+)



Didn't she become a missionary or something?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 10:11 PM (lwiT4)

355 'Is it a diamond-encrusted Swiss watch?'

Heck no. Zircon. You can't give away diamonds around here.

Posted by: The Mole People at July 17, 2018 10:12 PM (UdKB7)

356 Posted by: Senator Lindsey Graham at July 17, 2018 10:11 PM (2NqXo)

You found us out.

Posted by: Comrade Detective at July 17, 2018 10:12 PM (oFsfu)

357 Russian: Yob tyovu mat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2018 10:11 PM (LsBY9)

Use this with...care.

Posted by: Miklos, semi-multi-lingual at July 17, 2018 10:12 PM (zCyNd)

358 >>Didn't she become a missionary or something?


No man could hit that in the Missionary.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 10:12 PM (uk3rN)

359 George Will is a belly-slithering, sperm-crusted cocksucker.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 17, 2018 10:13 PM (be3F7)

360 86 The Russian Revolution broke out when the peasants realized that the Tsar and the Czar were the same person.

Wait... oh shit, well I always wondered why the Bolsheviks didnt just play them off against each other!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 17, 2018 10:13 PM (Vs607)

361 What do they call an ugly Honeypot, Pooh?

Called a "honey-do"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2018 10:13 PM (2K6fY)

362 Nite all.

The best clip was this Mark Warner w/ spittle hanging out of his mouth yesterday. He looked like a drooling idiot. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2018 10:13 PM (yJ1e6)

363 >>'Is it a diamond-encrusted Swiss watch?'



It was your Father's Watch.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at July 17, 2018 10:14 PM (uk3rN)

364 I will not tell you how but the TX Mo ME just got to be the best ever. If'n ya want to know you'll just have to come.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2018 10:14 PM (iFW8J)

365 IMO Russia is in the Robber Baron phase of Capitalism. You know, the one where a select very rich group of Men, made lots of money by exploiting everything, and bought politicians?

Think US post Civil War... "

The difference is that the US had the Constitutional framework, combined with an independent judiciary and the population's respect for it, that allowed us to grow out of that phase and into something more.

I would say that Russia has slipped back, roughly, to the system they had in place during the late 19th century - in the place of a corrupt nobility, which controlled all of the wealth in the nation, they now have a corrupt set of oligarchs who act much the same way. This type of system usually ends up being a cul-de-sac that nations get trapped in, until some violent external event shakes things up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 10:14 PM (V2Yro)

366 Goodnight Farmer.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 10:14 PM (lwiT4)

367 The best clip was this Mark Warner w/ spittle hanging out of his mouth yesterday. He looked like a drooling idiot. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2018 10:13 PM (yJ1e6)

It's the "Kennedy look".

Posted by: Miklos, optically observing at July 17, 2018 10:14 PM (zCyNd)

368 The best clip was this Mark Warner w/ spittle hanging out of his mouth yesterday. He looked like a drooling idiot. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2018 10:13 PM (yJ1e6)
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That's 'cause he is. Doing Virginia proud.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:14 PM (JJZzu)

369 Pretty? I'm pretty sure that's a dude.

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It's Tina Yothers with a bad dye job, dude.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 10:06 PM (uk3rN)


No, but seriously, she actually looks like a young Benny Hill.

https://tinyurl.com/y7zybj5m

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:15 PM (cY3LT)

370 'If'n ya want to know you'll just have to come.'

You booked Ace?

Posted by: The Mole People at July 17, 2018 10:15 PM (UdKB7)

371 Russian: Yob tyovu mat.

Privet. Use privet (preev-yet)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 10:15 PM (39g3+)

372 The CEO of Mylan Labs (epipens) is Joe Manchin's daughter.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2018 10:16 PM (89T5c)

373 Didn't she become a missionary or something?


No man could hit that in the Missionary.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 10:12 PM (uk3rN)


I saw a pic of her post Family Ties and she became quite attractive. Dyed her hair black, formed a band...think she was lead singer. Maybe she had some plastic surgery...I don't know. However, I don't know what happened since then. But yea, got really cute.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 17, 2018 10:16 PM (8koDM)

374 6 She's a pretty Ginger. No way she's Russian.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (8kkL4)

Do you really think she's pretty? I don't, at all, and not just because she's a RUSSIAN SPY.

Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2018 10:16 PM (XoAz8)

375 IMO Russia is in the Robber Baron phase of Capitalism.

Its a mob state, as in organized crime. The leader of the nation is the capo di tutti capi, he runs a national organized crime syndicate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 10:17 PM (39g3+)

376 Russian: Yob tyovu mat.

Spanish hello: Chinga tu madre, cabron. (cabron makes it a little more formal)

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2018 10:17 PM (CDGwz)

377 Back in my day, the Russian spy chicks were way hotter.

Posted by: James Bond, as portrayed by Miklos at July 17, 2018 10:18 PM (zCyNd)

378 ONT is up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2018 10:18 PM (gUCYC)

379 372 The CEO of Mylan Labs (epipens) is Joe Manchin's daughter.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2018 10:16 PM (89T5c)

No rageatroke news after 10pm!

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 10:18 PM (E5dnG)

380 Oh...did she get un-cute? Well, she was cuter than when on Family Ties, at least for awhile.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 17, 2018 10:18 PM (8koDM)

381 The ONT is 20 minutes behind schedule!

Posted by: Surfperch, tapping his watch at July 17, 2018 10:19 PM (j6XEO)

382 LOL Fox: pleeasse watch Thursday Night NFL! We spent so much money on the contract to show the games! Ignore the idiot players and obnoxious announcers, just watch!! PLease!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 10:19 PM (39g3+)

383 370, Nope

There is also a pre MO Me on Friday night.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2018 10:19 PM (iFW8J)

384 NOODSKI, comrades!

Posted by: Mikloski at July 17, 2018 10:19 PM (zCyNd)

385 Grammie !

Welcome back !

Posted by: JT at July 17, 2018 10:19 PM (ynzF4)

386 Tina Yothers, the forgotten Keaton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 10:09 PM (39g3+)


It's probably not still true, but for some time there, Justine Bateman kept getting hotter and hotter, the older she got.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:21 PM (cY3LT)

387 I have a photo of a Wisconsin ginger who had her photo taken with Trump in Trump Tower. SHe made a bunch of copies of the photo and sent them out as Christmas cards to everyone-including all the libs in her family- in 2016. I thought it was the worlds greatest troll, but now I'm thinking she's part of the Russia-Cheesehead-Ginger conspiracy. THey could make a movie about it. "THe Oshkosh files."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 17, 2018 10:30 PM (H80UQ)

388 OK, F*Ck
john Brennan.

I'm going to eat some great ice cream. He called Trump a a traitor...while he is the Muslim traitor.

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2018 10:31 PM (yJ1e6)

389 Scott Walker can't be a Russian spy. He's #NeverTrump! And we all know the Russians really, really wanted Trump to win. Even though that would totally go against their own interests, they just wanted it so badly for some unexplained reason.

Remember when Walker dropped out of the 2016 GOP primaries before they even started? He straight-up stated that he was dropping out specifically so his supporters could unite behind someone else and maybe keep Trump from becoming the GOP nominee.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 17, 2018 10:35 PM (wSC8T)

390
This was Rosenstein and Mueller trying to derail the Summit, and put pressure on the President of the US.

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Hell, they didn't even get her for being a foreign agent. They charged her with conspiracy to (not) be a foreign agent. They just had to throw the word "conspiracy" in there.

Posted by: MAGA at July 17, 2018 10:35 PM (LnOh3)

391
Its a mob state, as in organized crime. The leader of the nation is the capo di tutti capi, he runs a national organized crime syndicate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 10:17 PM (39g3+)


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We were a Hillary Clinton win away from that.

Posted by: MAGA at July 17, 2018 10:37 PM (LnOh3)

392 I think your bow tie is too tight. It's cutting off the circulation to your brain.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:13 PM (8kkL4


That would be his belt, not his tie.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2018 10:40 PM (z79tQ)

393 The best clip was this Mark Warner w/ spittle hanging out of his mouth yesterday. He looked like a drooling idiot. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2018 10:13 PM (yJ1e6)
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That's 'cause he is. Doing Virginia proud.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:14

Good lord, doesn't he have any people to tell him not to look like a drooling idiot. That was embarrassing.

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2018 10:41 PM (yJ1e6)

394 The best clip was this Mark Warner w/ spittle hanging out of his mouth yesterday. He looked like a drooling idiot. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2018 10:13 PM (yJ1e6)
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That's 'cause he is. Doing Virginia proud.
July 17, 2018 10:14


Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2018 10:55 PM (yJ1e6)

395 WOLVERINES!!!

Sorry, all this talk of Russians has me flashing back to RED DAWN.

Posted by: ZonToro at July 17, 2018 11:11 PM (dCHJd)

396 I was helped by Demitri at Home Depot. I am a Commie spy.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 17, 2018 11:25 PM (Zskvw)

397 Trump forcing the democrats to take the brakes off of the leftists.....its going to be one fun ride!

Posted by: akelm88 at July 18, 2018 12:51 AM (dNh/A)

398 Walker linked to indicted Russia spy! Rumors of Impeachment talk!

Posted by: Nunya Bidness at July 18, 2018 06:57 AM (Ko3Ow)

399 Is his hand on her ass?

Posted by: maximus at July 18, 2018 05:56 PM (hdFyL)

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Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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