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Excellent!
Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 08:41 PM (O5Q3r) 2
Indeed!
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 08:42 PM (8kkL4) 3
I can't talk baseball, I am a Reds fan.
Posted by: sven at July 17, 2018 08:42 PM (SzZnW) 4
The Braves are not that great anymore.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 08:43 PM (8kkL4) 5
And Judge goes deep for a 1-0 AL lead.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 08:44 PM (O5Q3r) 6
Well, Mr. Burns had done it.
The power plant had won it. With Roger Clemens clucking all the while. Mike Scioscia's tragic illnes made us smile. While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile! We're talkin' softball.... oh wait... Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2018 08:44 PM (+F0Wk) 7
How can you not love the Cubs?!
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 17, 2018 08:45 PM (DAdSz) 8
beisbol!
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 08:45 PM (rpZ5G) 9
Willowed:
378 Hey, I drive a Nazi volks vehicle. Come at me bro! Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 08:27 PM (ptqGC) You know who owned the first Volkswagen? Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 08:46 PM (0QYMt) 10
7 How can you not love the Cubs?!
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 17, 2018 08:45 PM (DAdSz) Easy, so damn easy! Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2018 08:46 PM (3Pma+) 11
7 Posted by: Cheribebe at July 17, 2018 08:45 PM (DAdSz)
Rather easily, actually. I abhor both Chicago teams, both New York teams, and Boston as a matter of basic humanity. Posted by: sven at July 17, 2018 08:46 PM (SzZnW) 12
Any Russians playing?
Posted by: frea#ed at July 17, 2018 08:46 PM (UdKB7) 13
Geezus, that last post was filled with Debbie Downers.
Felt nearly suicidal. Which reminds me of an old joke: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather-- Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 08:47 PM (RfnqA) 14
Did not expect the Phils to be first in NL east, nope.
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 08:47 PM (rpZ5G) 15
Yay, Joe Buck bashing thread!
Posted by: Hands at July 17, 2018 08:47 PM (EzdLW) 16
Superior Slavic super civilization understand - baseball is only for provide baseball bats. SMR buy 500,000 a year, and know their proper use.
https://youtu.be/DCLtKCDHIQM Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 08:48 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2018 08:48 PM (LsBY9) 18
Aaron Judge is a freak of nature.
Love Max Scherzer. Hope the evil Dodgers don't get Manny Machado -- could hurt my Diamondbacks' chances for winning the division or wildcard.
Posted by: ShainS 19
6 Well, Mr. Burns had done it.
The power plant had won it. With Roger Clemens clucking all the while. Mike Scioscia's tragic illnes made us smile. While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile! We're talkin' softball.... oh wait... Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2018 08:44 PM (+F0Wk) Mattingly, shave off those sideburns!! Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 08:48 PM (Izzlo) Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 08:49 PM (uk3rN) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 08:49 PM (fA1SL) 22
Remember kickball? Only played by kids. It was baseball without the bat, you kicked the ball instead. Much easier.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 08:49 PM (RfnqA) 23
Tony Conigliaro!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 17, 2018 08:49 PM (txw6d) 24
Superior Slavic super civilization understand - baseball is only for provide baseball bats. SMR buy 500,000 a year, and know their proper use.
https://youtu.be/DCLtKCDHIQM Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 08:48 PM Lyubyanka Slugger! Posted by: Hands at July 17, 2018 08:50 PM (EzdLW) 25
I don't speak baseball.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2018 08:50 PM (PCxrC) 26
Willowed:
One cannot lift the floor, because it's still the floor. Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at July 17, 2018 08:43 PM (ITvKk) ---- Iron rule. Prices will naturally rise to eat the subsidy. Then, the only answer is... that's right - price controls. Universal subsidy + universal price controls = full Communist centralized economy. Which is our government's true goal, and they shall not be deterred. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 08:50 PM (UiRxW) 27
Which reminds me of an old joke:
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather-- Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 08:47 PM (RfnqA) ----------------------- I suppose that joke may pre-date him, but I remember it from a book of quips by Jack Handey. Another favorite of mine: Would we be so cavalier about cutting down trees if they screamed? Well, yeah, if they screamed for no reason. Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2018 08:50 PM (+F0Wk) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 08:51 PM (roQNm) 29
One of my fond memories is that Kammisky Park had the best glory holes in the major leagues.
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at July 17, 2018 08:51 PM (O5Q3r) 30
I've been daydreaming about what I'm gonna do with my UBI. Ain't America great? If we need money we just print it and give it away. Why worry? We can always print more.
Posted by: frea#ed at July 17, 2018 08:51 PM (UdKB7) 31
Noticing sport season commencement is not problem. I will fight you faggits at the baseball grounds! - totes NOT filthy furriner what tries trolling HQ.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL) 32
Mixing sports analogies, Justin Verlander got one by the goalie. Kate is in the family way.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 17, 2018 08:51 PM (2xR5z) Posted by: An SNL skit character when SNL was still funny and relevant at July 17, 2018 08:51 PM (UsCnO) Posted by: Hands at July 17, 2018 08:51 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 08:51 PM (uk3rN) 36
I used to love baseball years ago. It's been a long time. I got tired of the doping scandals.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2018 08:52 PM (2NqXo) 37
Been a nice game so far, big home run, guys goofing around taking pictures. Feels like an exhibition game, not some grim battle for home field advantage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 08:52 PM (39g3+) 38
Hey, Boris--Ees dat a bomb you carry in your pents or you glad to see me?
Posted by: Natasha Gudonov at July 17, 2018 08:52 PM (RfnqA) 39
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Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 08:52 PM (+lOpA) 40
nailed it
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 08:52 PM (+lOpA) 41
Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters
==== I can't figure out the SMR acronym. I initially thought Slavic Minuteman Resistance, but now I'm thinking the R is for Russian. What does it stand for?
Posted by: ShainS 42
Justin Verlander got one by the goalie. Kate is in the family way.
Yeah well Justin Verlander. No matter how bad his day is he gets to go home to Kate Upton. Sloppy throw in from left by Judge. All he does is hit home runs is right. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 08:54 PM (39g3+) 43
Oh my Miley - Tony C. Had not thought of him forever.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2018 08:54 PM (YZuxQ) 44
i remember kickball and dodgeball.
tons of fun. Posted by: concrete girl at July 17, 2018 08:54 PM (BVthB) 45
Any Expos players playing tonight?....
Theme song.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuTbL2FKJxk Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2018 08:54 PM (EoRCO) 46
24. Ha! And now, behold use of bats for traditional gopnik cultural dancing.
(And catchy tune.) https://youtu.be/VLW1ieY4Izw Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 08:54 PM (fA1SL) 47
If you took a drink for every time Joe Buck says "All Star Game" you'd be in an alcoholic coma already and its the 2nd inning
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 08:54 PM (39g3+) 48
You can explain the rules of Crickett to us. Posted by: garrett You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game. Howzat! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2018 08:54 PM (LsBY9) Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 08:54 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 08:55 PM (fA1SL) 51
Iron rule. Prices will naturally rise to eat the subsidy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 08:50 PM (UiRxW) Thinking like that ... which I 100% agree with ... is not popular when you start breaking it down for people. Everybody loves student loan programs and grants. I say ... all that does is raise the price of tuition. Same number of classroom seats - but you just raised the amount of cash out there to fill them. Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 08:55 PM (fiGNd) 52
The only thing that bugs me about baseball is the unis look like little boy pj's of the 70s.
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 08:55 PM (rpZ5G) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2018 08:56 PM (LsBY9) 54
Put me in Coach, I'm ready to play!
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 08:56 PM (8kkL4) 55
Any Russians playing?
Posted by: frea#ed at July 17, 2018 08:46 PM Does Vladimir Guerrero Jr. count? Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2018 08:56 PM (2NqXo) 56
Whose on first? Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 08:56 PM (roQNm) 57
Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 08:52 PM (BiLU+)
Slavic Master Race. Uncle Palp has these Valu-Rite fueled visions of glory and goes off on them from time to time. Aunt Anna is getting a bit fed up with knocking him off the outhouse roof when he starts orating at the chickens. She says fifteen minutes of him screaming Ukrainian gibberish puts her best laying hens off schedule for three days. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 08:57 PM (0QYMt) 58
Hadrian for the win. Clear as mud.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2018 08:57 PM (PCxrC) 59
41. Neighbors must be stealing newsletters I mail to you, blyat.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 08:57 PM (fA1SL) 60
Yay the all star game fun! Baseball! Whee!
*suicide hotline ad* um, kind of a mood breaker there, Fox Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 08:57 PM (39g3+) 61
Take me out to the ball game, buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 08:57 PM (8kkL4) 62
"Uncle Palp has these Valu-Rite fueled visions of glory and goes off on them from time to time." Slivo Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2018 08:57 PM (LsBY9) 63
I like rugby. Grunting is so expressive.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2018 08:58 PM (PCxrC) 64
57. Da. Anya is bit of suka in that regard.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 08:58 PM (fA1SL) 65
Whose on first?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 08:56 PM (roQNm) ---------------- Back in college, I had a professor whose last name was pronounced "First". When his wife was pregnant, we tried to convince him to name the kid Huson. He didn't go for it... Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2018 08:58 PM (+F0Wk) 66
The only thing that bugs me about baseball is the unis look like little boy pj's of the 70s.
Well they are kinda little boys out there. Big little boys Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 08:58 PM (39g3+) Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 08:58 PM (8kkL4) 68
I suppose that joke may pre-date him, but I remember it from a book of quips by Jack Handey. Another favorite of mine:
Would we be so cavalier about cutting down trees if they screamed? Well, yeah, if they screamed for no reason. Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2018 08:50 PM (+F0Wk) ---------------------------------------------- Back when SNL was funny and had not yet succumbed to PC crapola. Remember the androgynous Pat character? Wouldn't fly today. Same with the Monty Python skits. Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 08:58 PM (RfnqA) 69
22 Remember kickball? Only played by kids. It was baseball without the bat, you kicked the ball instead. Much easier.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 08:49 PM (RfnqA) Actually... there are adult Kick Ball leagues out here in Clownifornia... Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 08:59 PM (NgKpN) 70
62. Slivo when I have it. Vodka when I must.
The four corners of the world under one dacha and all that..... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 08:59 PM (fA1SL) 71
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2018 09:00 PM (KCxzN) 72
I can't watch it. This is the main drawback of not having TV.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2018 09:00 PM (sdi6R) 73
Everybody loves student loan programs and grants. I say ... all that does is raise the price of tuition. Same number of classroom seats - but you just raised the amount of cash out there to fill them. Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 08:55 PM (fiGNd) yup. Eliminate the ability for lender protection of bad student loans in bankruptcy court, and the entire paradigm will be reversed in months. And about 10% of colleges will close within a year. But the real estate industry will thrive because 31 year olds will not be saddled with debt from half a life ago and be able to afford a starter home. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 09:00 PM (UsCnO) 74
Blah ... it's going to be a sports-thread after all.
Well - I ain't gonna' ruin it for the rest of ya'. Catch you on the next one - or downstairs if anybody's still interested. Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:00 PM (fiGNd) 75
I was watching the Home Run Derby last night with my brother and we thought it would be more exciting if they used golf balls and aluminum bats.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 09:00 PM (O5Q3r) 76
72 I can't watch it. This is the main drawback of not having TV.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2018 09:00 PM (sdi6R) You could listen on the radio. Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:00 PM (8kkL4) 77
If we all disappeared in the mother ship today who would the left hate next?
Leftism requires a scapegoat. What would they do without us? Vin Scully.(back on topic) Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:02 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: frea#ed at July 17, 2018 09:02 PM (UdKB7) 79
I can't watch it. This is the main drawback of not having TV.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2018 09:00 PM (sdi6R) You could listen on the radio. Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:00 PM (8kkL4) ---------------------- Or just hang out in this thread. I'm sure folks'll be posting the highlights. Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2018 09:02 PM (+F0Wk) 80
I can stand around, scratch my crotch and spit tobacco juice with the best of them. Where's my MLB contract, dammit!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 09:02 PM (NWiLs) 81
67 How come we never have a home improvement thread?
Or one on quilting? Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 08:58 PM (8kkL4) ----------------------------------------------------------- Or scrimshaw? Or taxidermy? Dammit! Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:02 PM (RfnqA) 82
Another tater, the guys you expect to do it, are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:02 PM (39g3+) 83
Trout goes deep. 2-0 AL
Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 09:03 PM (O5Q3r) 84
Whose on first?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 08:56 PM I showed that skit to my 14yo son last weekend; first time he had seen it hilarity ensued Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2018 09:03 PM (KCxzN) Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:03 PM (+lOpA) 86
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The only thing that bugs me about baseball is the unis look like little boy pj's of the 70s. Well they are kinda little boys out there. Big little boys Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 08:58 PM (39g3+) You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 09:03 PM (UsCnO) 87
Youtube probably has a All Star Game feed you can watch, if you lack a television.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:03 PM (39g3+) 88
Gee, I never figgered ex-Preznint Ojugears was a Marxist-Socialist.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 17, 2018 09:04 PM (1BWhA) 89
I can stand around, scratch my crotch and spit tobacco juice with the best of them. Where's my MLB contract, dammit! Posted by: Insomniac If you're fat, immobile and bad tempered you could be an ump. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2018 09:04 PM (LsBY9) 90
Eliminate the ability for lender protection of bad student loans in bankruptcy court, and the entire paradigm will be reversed in months. And about 10% of colleges will close within a year.
But the real estate industry will thrive because 31 year olds will not be saddled with debt from half a life ago and be able to afford a starter home. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 09:00 PM (UsCnO) ---------- Even easier...make the Colleges co-signers on the loans. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 17, 2018 09:04 PM (HNqPM) 91
High stakes Corn Hole. I shit you not.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:03 PM (+lOpA) Also known as Friday night at Man's Country. Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 09:04 PM (NWiLs) 92
'can't watch it. This is the main drawback of not having TV. '
It's on broadcast TV. Even this rinkydink $99 monitor/TV I've got will pick it up. Posted by: frea#ed at July 17, 2018 09:04 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 17, 2018 09:04 PM (fiGNd) 94
Well, I'm bored.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:04 PM (RfnqA) 95
Too bad Barry was in South Africa. We could have used the laugh of him throwing out the first pitch Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 09:05 PM (SiINZ) 96
94 Well, I'm bored.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:04 PM (RfnqA) Tel me about your scrimshaw and taxidermy. Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:05 PM (8kkL4) 97
Too bad Barry was in South Africa. We could have used the laugh of him throwing out the first pitch
Speaking of high stakes Corn Hole. Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: No One Can Resist The Dad Joke! at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (+F0Wk) Posted by: frea#ed at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (UdKB7) 100
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Another tater, the guys you expect to do it, are. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:02 PM (39g3+) HEY! There is only ONE "Tater"! Posted by: Brian Stelter - CNN God at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (UsCnO) 101
You gotta' come see this ... Ace has made some kind of Triple Nood Fuck Up.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (fiGNd) 102
#95 For a split second I read that as "throwing out the first bitch." I thought, what, he's divorcing Mooch?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (RfnqA) 103
Leftism requires a scapegoat. What would they do without us?
--- When the aristocracy is all dead, then it's the bourgeoisie. Then the kulaks. Then the wreckers. Then the broad mass of the lumpen proletariat. Then neighboring countries. Until the system peters out, or the world burns. It's purely destructive. Always needs an enemy, because it has no creative capacity. Just distilled envy, rage, and hate. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (UiRxW) 104
If you're fat, immobile and bad tempered you could be an ump.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2018 09:04 PM (LsBY9) Or you can become softball guy. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2018 09:06 PM (EoRCO) 105
Ace gone done did it this time.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:07 PM (+lOpA) 106
I saw Triple Nood Fuck Up open for the Sex Pistols in '78.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:08 PM (RfnqA) 107
I'm enjoying this All Star game. Great opening ceremony, the chorale doing the Anthem was excellent with an amzing arrangement, MOH winners.
And the players seem to be having a good time. I'm sure they want to win but they aren't grim about it. This should be a pleasant few hours. Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2018 09:08 PM (V+03K) 108
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If we all disappeared in the mother ship today who would the left hate next" They'd have to play rock-paper-scissors to find out. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 09:09 PM (0QYMt) 109
Superior Slavic super civilization understand - baseball is only for provide baseball bats. SMR buy 500,000 a year, and know their proper use.
https://youtu.be/DCLtKCDHIQM Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 08:48 PM (fA1SL) It's like Russia is one giant trailer park Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 09:09 PM (SiINZ) 110
@68 Back when SNL was funny and had not yet succumbed to PC crapola. Remember the androgynous Pat character?
----------------------- Had a female co-worker who was a dead ringer for Pat. I noted it once at work. And while people cringed, no one argued with me. The co-worker in question wasn't well-liked, as you can probably guess. Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:09 PM (j76q0) 111
Rugby a thug's game played by gentlemen. Baseball, pitcher plays catch with someone with bad knees and prostate, fat guys make arbitrary calls and a successful batter gets on base 30% of the time. DH is an abomination and the brewers are going to choke yet again. 36 years and counting.
Sums it up for me. Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (oFsfu) 112
Oh no guys we have to get express written consent from MLB to talk about the game!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (39g3+) 113
Well ... you missed it. Now just a regular ol' nood.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:11 PM (fiGNd) Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2018 09:11 PM (0jtPF) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:11 PM (fA1SL) 116
Eff Mastercard ads on the AS Game.
And any other product that advertises, using the soi-Dad carrying around baby in a front facing baby pack. So effing PC, it needs a Rainbow Flag. Yes, it is a political statement. GFY, Mastercard. One question, are they going to show soi-Dad getting his castration? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (UsCnO) 117
@101 You gotta' come see this ... Ace has made some kind of Triple Nood Fuck Up.
---------------------- I can't get to the main site. I had to increment the post number from the previous post to get to this thread. Posted by: junior at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (j76q0) 118
104. The king and his courtbtake offense.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (oFsfu) 119
Oh no guys we have to get express written consent from MLB to talk about the game!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:10 PM (39g3+) --------------------------- Crap! We've only got implied, oral consent! Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (+F0Wk) 120
I think we should have a Universal Basic Pitch so that everyone can hit it.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (rYk7m) 121
Holy shit the Brewers. I remember the Brewers.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:13 PM (+lOpA) 122
Did we just rape the MLB?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2018 09:13 PM (0jtPF) 123
One of my bankers sons played rugby. He would haul hay with his dad,. I never knew it was possible to have that many bruises.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2018 09:14 PM (PCxrC) 124
Did we just rape the MLB?
We're never gonna get through that college tribunal without an expulsion Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:15 PM (39g3+) 125
Am I allowed to discuss the Blue Wave taking over both Houses this November as all polling indicates on this baseball ground thread?
Posted by: fred at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (Evws/) Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (G6dXA) 127
So what you're saying, Mr one-name troll, is that its going to be a short night for Trump?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:18 PM (39g3+) 128
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Am I allowed to discuss the Blue Wave taking over both Houses this November as all polling indicates on this baseball ground thread? Posted by: fred at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (Evws/) take your chances, but no promises. related question: is the life insurance paid up? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (UsCnO) 129
Tony Conigliaro, wow, there's a name from the past. I still remember the Sports Illustrated cover after he got hit. Guy had all the talent in the world.
Posted by: Darles Chickens at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (BJdPM) 130
Troll on 125.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:19 PM (8kkL4) Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:20 PM (lwiT4) 132
Crap! We've only got implied, oral consent! Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (+F0Wk) always worked for me. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 17, 2018 09:20 PM (UsCnO) 133
My Javy and my Contreras are out there tonight being their awesome selves. Go Cubbies!
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (lwiT4) 134
Freddy got fingered.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM (+lOpA) 135
So what you're saying, Mr one-name troll, is that its going to be a short night for Trump?
----- Indubitably, my fellow American chap. Posted by: fred at July 17, 2018 09:22 PM (Evws/) 136
Crap! We've only got implied, oral consent!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2018 09:12 PM (+F0Wk) Oral consent? Is that what they're calling it now? Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 09:22 PM (8kkL4) 137
Now if we could only turn Joe Buck into a mute, all would be well.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:22 PM (lwiT4) 138
My Javy and my Contreras are out there tonight being their awesome selves. Go Cubbies!
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:21 PM Contreras with the only NL run. Cubs win! Posted by: Hands at July 17, 2018 09:22 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: Curtis Mayfield at July 17, 2018 09:22 PM (UsCnO) 140
fred likes to wear chaps
Posted by: Hands at July 17, 2018 09:23 PM (EzdLW) 141
We have reached Peak Buck.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:23 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: george at July 17, 2018 09:23 PM (Evws/) 143
Hands! Yes! Woo-Hoooo !
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (lwiT4) 144
Joe Buck sounds spastically overexcited. Nose Candy or nerves?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (39g3+) 145
Fox has to have someone besides Joe Buck to do All The Things.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:24 PM (+lOpA) 146
OK I like the Joe Buck interviewing the biggest names while they play.
But oh man, would I like to see someone not paying attention and make an error. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2018 09:25 PM (UsCnO) 147
But oh man, would I like to see someone not paying attention and make an error.
That would be hilarious to watch Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:27 PM (39g3+) 148
I want to slap Joe Buck across the face with a Dodger dog. Relish, onions and mustard. No ketchup!
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 09:28 PM (G6dXA) 149
>> But oh man, would I like to see someone not paying attention and make an error.
Would have been even funnier if they cut to Manny Ramirez while he was in the Green Monster taking a piss. Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:29 PM (uk3rN) 150
Great, Military reunion and Seats for Service. I flirted with football, but returned to my true love. Baseball.
Posted by: vivi at July 17, 2018 09:32 PM (11H2y) 151
Racist American police finally allow brown criminal to live!
https://twitter.com/LAPDHQ/status/ 1019368271873597440 Posted by: george at July 17, 2018 09:32 PM (Evws/) 152
That Snell fellow has an unfortunate face.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:33 PM (lwiT4) 153
Snell gets the hook, he's not been that hot anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:33 PM (39g3+) 154
Great. Now I want ribs.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2018 09:35 PM (Evws/) 155
Am I allowed to discuss the Blue Wave taking over both Houses this November as all polling indicates on this baseball ground thread?
Posted by: fred at July 17, 2018 09:17 PM (Evws/) Now are you the troll of elections past, present or yet to come to warn us? Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 09:36 PM (SiINZ) 156
Great to see Crawford getting some respect, he's an amazing, largely unknown player.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:39 PM (39g3+) 157
>>Great to see Crawford getting some respect, he's an amazing, largely unknown player.
Most underrated Goalie in the NHL. GO BLACKHAWKS! Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:41 PM (uk3rN) 158
Stop Russian interference in elections! Demand tough voter ID laws now!
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/ 1019376697827680256 Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2018 09:44 PM (Evws/) 159
And Crawford is a helluva town!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2018 09:45 PM (Evws/) 160
Cindy Crawford is a total hotty still!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 09:45 PM (39g3+) Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:45 PM (uk3rN) 162
Nood. Eff sportsball.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2018 09:46 PM (Evws/) 163
Contreras still behind the plate into the 5th. That's my boy.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2018 09:47 PM (lwiT4) 164
I usually watch it, but I'm not a huge ASG fan. THeyre usually low scoring, because you ave the best DAmn pitchers in the universe pitching, so there is not a lot of action on the base pads. Solo HRs aren't that interesting.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 17, 2018 10:05 PM (H80UQ) 165
Well, that was a crap throw.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 17, 2018 10:07 PM (H80UQ) 166
those army guys can sure sing.
Posted by: vivi at July 17, 2018 10:32 PM (11H2y) 167
WHO'S ON FIRST,WHATS ON SECOND I DON'T KNOWS ON THIRD
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 18, 2018 12:53 AM (FLiOE) 168
Nighttime sock off.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 18, 2018 01:21 AM (Evws/) 169
Girly "rounders" not a manly sport like Rugby & Soccer.
See pete catch ball with big assed GLOVE oooh that smarts see Pam run to third base in tighty whiteys...NO THANKS.Makes cricket seem macho......... Posted by: saf at July 18, 2018 07:20 AM (5IHGB) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0288 seconds. |
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