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Democrat Socialist Superstar Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez: Unemployment Is Only Low Because, Like, Everyone Has Two Jobs or Whateverrrr...?

Genius.

"Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs," she said. "Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family."

Remember, she touts herself as being a super-well-educated economist.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:17 PM




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1 Occasional-Cortex uptalks?

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (Bdeb0)

2 First!

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (j6XEO)

3 Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (0+nbW)

4 The Democrats are committing electoral suicide in front of us.

Sweet.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (hLRSq)

5 I'm a gust of helium!

Posted by: Ocasio-Cortez the Killer at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (Sjz1F)

6 >>2 First!Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (j6XEO)

Kneel.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

7 Hot Linkage!

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (Y10fs)

8 Low unemployment is a problem for her. Unless is funemployment, of course.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (auLS/)

9 This idea that everyone must have all their wants taken care of while only working 40 hours a week is bizarre.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

10 I think she should be asked for her mind-thoughts on every subject imaginable. Because stupid *should* hurt.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

11 So you're saying she's smarter than the average politician?

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (BiLU+)

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (j6XEO)

13 >>Remember, she touts herself as being a super-well-educated economist.


She knows BOTH the easy and hard ways to make $15.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (Y10fs)

14 And voter turnout is high because everyone is voting a couple times.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (yL25O)

15 These jobs don't count because they aren't government jobs.

Posted by: Mallamutt at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (fzjxh)

16 "Choo Choo Motherfuckers"

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (aNP7B)

17
Did Democrat-Socialite Loopy Occasional-Cortez blame... the JOOZ? Oh yeah, old news.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (1AK1h)

18 Are we sure she's not a Republican plant?

Posted by: Cymbaline at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (LOztj)

19 And bullshit she grew up in the Bronx.

She sounds like every middle class girl in Westchester County.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (wYseH)

20 One of my favorite lines from one of the many cartoons I watched as a kid:

"We're dealing with a real mind here."

For some reason, I think of that line often.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (84QUd)

21 I now understand employment to be oppressive.

Can I please leave the camp now?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (yL25O)

22 Nancy Pelosi should school her on the Food Stamp Multiplier Index.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Y10fs)

23 Souper Math Genius.
This is the Democrats future, 2+2=5.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

24
But if a job is a human right, isn't two jobs a human-human right, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (1AK1h)

25 Occasional-Cortex's first speech in Congress is gonna be must-see.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)

26 She is the perfect example of why college degrees today are meaningless.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (r9UYA)

27 Also, whatever happened to the "splitting atoms with his MIND" thing that went on here, back in the day?

That was fun.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (84QUd)

28 Her intellect is Obama-esque.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (ptqGC)

29
How one can claim to be an "economist" and a "Socialist" at the very same time is beyond me.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

30 We should thank God Almighty for enemies this stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (o2MD2)

31 Her mouth is moving, but all I hear are fart noises.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (UnA8+)

32 Girl speaks truly trooth. Me like her.



Good morning afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: Bizarro Milton Friedman at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (U/u2R)

33 The dumbness only makes her more attractive to me. I'd hit it like a starving Ukrainian on a chocolate ration.

Posted by: wooga at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (zO2Ol)

34 Schumer and Pelosi to introduce legislation that caps the number of employees any employer can employ in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (BiLU+)

35 25 Occasional-Cortex's first speech in Congress is gonna be must-see.
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)


Cortex. LOL! Stolen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (1AK1h)

36 And bullshit she grew up in the Bronx.

Limousine liberal. IIRC her parents moved when she was three or something.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (84QUd)

37 i'm not a day drinker....i just had a shot of jd at 10:15 am don't ask

Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (0O7c5)

38 Here, sweetie, try my smart girl glasses when you say that.


And purse your lips like this.

Posted by: Andy Vanderbilt at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (ymnmz)

39
ummmm.... isn't unemployment not even having one job? I need go back to school.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (r+sAi)

40 9 This idea that everyone must have all their wants taken care of while only working 40 hours a week is bizarre.
Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

...

Your speech is violent and hurtful.

They aren't "wants". They're rights.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (yL25O)

41 Nancy Pelosi should school her on the Food Stamp Multiplier Index.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Y10fs)

-----

Nancy also said creating so many jobs so fast is "reckless".

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

42 She grew up in Yorktown Heights. I have a friend who grew up there and ghe confirms.
Why is everything Democrats do bullshit?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (VpIIl)

43 Remember, she touts herself as being a super-well-educated economist.

Her economics degree from BU got her a job as a barmaid. Color me impressed.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (O5Q3r)

44 What is her work history?

All I've heard she's done since college is:

-- Activist
-- Bartender

And apparently some sort of economics degree...?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)

45
She makes Obama's teleprompter sound brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (1AK1h)

46 The Democrats are committing electoral suicide in front of us.


I'm right here!

Posted by: Martin O'Malley, the idiot who taxed rain water at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (tqyrn)

47 Wait, wait, wait....communist bartender is NOT that bright? Say it aint so.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (wGbBR)

48 Retirement accounts are high only because the stock market is at record high.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (sX1BW)

49 How one can claim to be an "economist" and a "Socialist" at the very same time is beyond me.

Oh, I'm willing to accept her as a terrible economist.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (84QUd)

50 Well, if I've been working two jobs, then I've probably long since been fired from the other one, since I've never shown up for it. I hope it was the boring job, 'cause this one ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (MX7xj)

51 Can't find it now, but the funniest tweet after her victory was a Proggy tweeting something to the effect of "The Right is like totally scared of this woman~"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (zfrbv)

52 Her intellect is Obama-esque.


Something tells me that she's not quite as Cock Curious, though.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (Y10fs)

53 Is old caucasian male Crowley still on Nov ballot? (against cutie commie Cortez cranium)

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (Jcrm4)

54 I commented on this earlier. This is raging stupidity.

Not ignorance.

Not lack of education.

Simple, straight-up stupidity.

Watching Ojo Loco is gonna be fun. I think we've got another Hank Johnson / Maxine Waters type on our hands, here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (AzW6q)

55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?


Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (jjaLl)

56 i'm not a day drinker....i just had a shot of jd at 10:15 am don't ask

It's always 9am somewhere!

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (84QUd)

57 Sometimes I'm glad I'm getting old and wont give a shit anymore.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (xBSm0)

58 Uh.... if you want wages to rise, then labor must become MORE scarce, not less...


So stop immigration, and wages will go up.

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (NgKpN)

59 Perhaps "everyone" isn't working long enough, Miss Cortex. Perhaps 120 hours of toil would pay enough for these selfish layabouts to feed their families.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (Bdeb0)

60 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (7HtZB)

61 This idea that everyone must have all their wants taken care of while only working 40 hours a week is bizarre.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (sX1BW)


I've always thought ... that even if we had all our basic wants provided by working ZERO hours - somehow - it would still never be enough.

Because somebody would figure out how to rig their Little Robot Worker to provide just a little bit extra ... and that would just piss off everybody else ... because it wouldn't be fair.

Or - if we all still had true material equality ? People would just invent silly social rules to differentiate themselves ... like wearing a hat indoors or white after Labor Day.

More than likely - even if nobody worked - people would still lie and scheme to fuck their neighbor out of a little bit of their's in favor of themselves.

Just how people are. They mostly suck.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)

62

Commandante 'Little Loopy Lupe' (not the genocidal white hispanic race raper)Cortez is the perfect face of the DSP...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (UFLLM)

63 She's the female version of Barry Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

64 Watching the sitting Senators question the FED chairman wasn't much better. Senator Menendez, apparently in a refractory period and able tear himself away from an underage Costa Rican prostitute, was badgering Powell about the lack of wage growth for low skilled and unskilled workers.

Gee, you moronic letch, could it have anything to do with letting 20 million low skilled and unskilled workers into the country to affect the supply and drive down the price of labor?

I just can't figure out if Economics is magic to them, and if they just sacrifice to the right Gods, all will be well, or, if they are just being willfully blind and stupid.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (jp0Bv)

65 Also: Has she ever lived outside of the Bronx and Westchester country?

She claims she represents the working people - I assume this consists of working New York City residents?

NYC =/= America

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (W+vEI)

66 People are fat only because food prices are low.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (sX1BW)

67 How one can claim to be an "economist" and a "Socialist" at the very same time is beyond me.
=====

It's downright bizarre.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (VmfMP)

68 Are we sure she's not a Republican plant?
Posted by: Cymbaline


Too early for bush jokes?

Posted by: Martin O'Malley, the idiot who taxed rain water at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (tqyrn)

69 I thought Americans wouldn't do the jobs Mexicans do. Now they're doing TWO if them?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (Zmczq)

70 Previous to running for office she was a bartender....who tried to stiff coworkers on tips according to one of them...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (LiyEm)

71 She's icky. And dumb, Left Wing asshole makes her more-so.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

72 44 What is her work history?

All I've heard she's done since college is:

-- Activist
-- Bartender

And apparently some sort of economics degree...?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)



I seem to recall an Army or Air Force recruiting commercial from the 1980s with some gum-chewing Rosie Perez-looking stooge, saying in a thick Bronx/Latina accent, "next yee-uh, I'm gonna be a air-traffic-controlluh - GUARANTEED!"

I puked. Well, here she is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (1AK1h)

73 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?


Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (jjaLl)

She has those crazy eyes. Like Jodi Arias.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (7HtZB)

74 Unemployment is so low because everyone is working for the Russians.

Posted by: Bobby Mewler at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (I+uRD)

75 She believes what her teachers and professors told her in school.

Plus, she apparently believes that a failed model (socialism) will work this time because...reasons.

Folks like her are dealing in fantasy, they are (safely) insulated from the reality of their policies.

She is a fool, but certainly not the only one.

Laugh at her ignorance, then cry that she can win a primary election and represent her district in Congress.

We're not boned, but we do have a struggle to deal with.

Posted by: Doug at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Y81Nt)

76 59. Them canals ain't gonna dig themselves.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (fA1SL)

77 I am the face of vapidity.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (vtcmf)

78 My intro to Ocasio-Cortez was the clip where she referred to Israel as "occupied Palestine". Holy crap. She sounded like a not-very-bright high school student.

And she is the future of the Democratic Party? Yeah, good luck with that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (JQveK)

79 Occasional-Cortex's first speech in Congress is gonna be must-see.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM


Entertainment on par with the Deep Thoughts of Sheila Jackson-Lee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (p+Wdc)

80 I don't think she's hot. Look on her face reminds me of my dog when he was waiting for me to throw the fetchy ball.

I wouldn't bang that with your dick..

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (o2MD2)

81 She has unnaturally-long fingers. Simianesque.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

82 >>4
What is her work history?



All I've heard she's done since college is:



-- Activist

-- Bartender


That's more bona fides than Paul Ryan.
--Weinermobile driver
--Politician


Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (r9UYA)

83 In 6 Months she'll be the first scheduled shoot for the new Bang Bros. Site :

My Hot Latina Representative

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Y10fs)

84 Is she smarter than Biden? I can't tell.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

85 Dumb doesn't buff out.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (HhAsk)

86
All the intellectual depth of a sheet of paper, coupled with an IQ of a freeze dried mushroom.

Unbeatable combo.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (S/hVx)

87 61 Just how people are. They mostly suck.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)

I never learned how to fuck people over.

And I've come to realize that that means I'm going to spend the rest of my life getting repeatedly fucked over by other people.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

88
She cain't hep it. She is a product of her environment.
She is doing what she was programmed to do.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (roQNm)

89 I sank because people weren't drinking enough iced drinks fast enough!

Posted by: zombie RMS Titanic at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (tqyrn)

90 Here us the link to that maddening case I posted in the last thread.Read it to see the judge's "reasoning"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/302339/

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (LiyEm)

91 ummmm.... isn't unemployment not even having one job? I need go back to school.

The argument whenever a Republican is in office about low unemployment numbers being Akshually Not Good is that they're all crappy McJobs that pay minimum wage or less.

So this is a variation.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (84QUd)

92 so 1 employed person counts twice on the U6?

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (dPd5y)

93 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

Of the two in that interview, I'd prefer Margaret Hoover.

Posted by: no crazy eyes or horse teeth, thx at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (+INtM)

94 She's Chelsea Clinton-level stupid. And just as useless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

95 People don't enjoy the outdoors anymore only because cable TV and AC are so cheap.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (sX1BW)

96 Hot? You mean, like, in a Sean Young post-horseback fall kind of way?

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (BiLU+)

97 76 59. Them canals ain't gonna dig themselves.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (fA1SL)


"Kolyma on a my house, I'm'a gonna give-a you a gulag..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (1AK1h)

98 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

I'm not a guy , so maybe it isn't fair for me to give an opinion. I think she s looks better when she's not smiling and when she doesn't look like she has some hyper thyroid condition with the odd eyes. I feel some sympathy with people who suffer from Thyroid conditions, but I don't think Loopy is one of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (AllCR)

99 however I do agree about many working 2 jobs. spouse works 7- 12s

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (dPd5y)

100
Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (0+nbW)






Apparently it's in Home Economics....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (eXA4G)

101 Zod refuses to seed Antedeluvian Occasional-Cortex.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (Bdeb0)

102 Never interrupt your enemy when she's making a fool of herself.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

103 Did I just see someone mention Little Lupe?

Yowsa!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (jjaLl)

104 She also hit a pedestrian,a bicyclist and another car attempting to flee the scene....

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)

105 How long before someone comes out with a sex tape?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (VpIIl)

106 This nitwit also said capitalism hasn't always existed.
No it hasn't. Before capitalism you had the upper class with all of the wealth and power and the peasantry. And the upper class had less than the poor of today.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (nBr1j)

107 If you are working 80 hours a week and can still just barely feed your family may I suggest the problem isn't capitalusm but, perhaps, your ability to budget?

Posted by: Mallamutt at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (fzjxh)

108 hot? I guess if you like crazy ruinous lifestyles

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (dPd5y)

109 The reason why we don't use public transportation in this country is because everyone can buy a car.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (sX1BW)

110 Plus, she apparently believes that a failed model (socialism) will work this time because...reasons.
=====

They are the ones they've been waiting for.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (VmfMP)

111 81 She has unnaturally-long fingers. Simianesque.
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)


Almost that google-eyed Jesse Jackson fish face thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (1AK1h)

112 41
Nancy Pelosi should school her on the Food Stamp Multiplier Index.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Y10fs)



-----



Nancy also said creating so many jobs so fast is "reckless".

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)


Also, when the government takes money from you and gives it to someone else to spend, there is a multiplier affect that adds money to the economy as a result growing both the GDP and the tax revenues of the nation.


But if you keep your money and spend it on shoes and school supplies for your kids your a selfish poopy head who wants to starve people.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (ymnmz)

113 Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)

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I've always posited that the ONLY way socialism could ever make sense is if there was a magical machine like the Star Trek replicator that could just see to everyone's needs.

But, what then?

Capitalism (and the attendant social contract that goes with it) is the civilized means of channeling man's competitive instinct into a positive outcome.

Without it, we'll go the other way.

I think it would instantly lead to a perpetual state of war, of all against all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)

114 Cortez could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (LiyEm)

115 I'm so bored with these infantile POSs. But I guess they'll always be with us. And we can't afford to get too bored. David Horowitz writes about the eternal seduction of socialism to every new generation. No matter how many times socialism ends horribly, the appeal never ends.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (H8QX8)

116 >>I'm not a guy , so maybe it isn't fair for me to give an opinion. I think she s looks better when she's not smiling and when she doesn't look like she has some hyper thyroid condition with the odd eyes. I feel some sympathy with people who suffer from Thyroid conditions, but I don't think Loopy is one of them. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (AllCR)

You will add Occasional-Cortex to the Scroll of Praying. Do it. Now.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)

117 "You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?"
I would rather slam my dick in a car door.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (VpIIl)

118 This one had to be handpicked by the Obama Team.

Nobody else is that fucking stupid.

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (eAr55)

119 >>That's more bona fides than Paul Ryan.
--Weinermobile driver
--Politician




And look how well Ryan turned out.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (W+vEI)

120 Hey Toots
I need a smart dame who can keep my books like Rebecca used to.
But first, mix me up a White Russian.

Posted by: Sam Malone at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (VWE5i)

121 More than likely - even if nobody worked - people would still lie and scheme to fuck their neighbor out of a little bit of their's in favor of themselves.

Just how people are. They mostly suck.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)

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Acting in your own personal interest is a feature not a bug. It's what drives capitalism. Sure... there is an upper limit on "self interest", but man will NEVER exort his labor so somebody else he has no attachment to can benefit.

That's just not in human nature.

Its also why every goddamend raging Comunist you will ever meet becomes a stone cold Capitalist when it come to their own shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (8XRCm)

122 I almost feel bad for making fun of her because I don't think she can help being such an idiot.

Note the adverb.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (JJZzu)

123 Not only does she think she is smart, but other people do as well, which is just sad.

Posted by: George Orwell's angry ghost at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (ABH6n)

124 1 millikohn == 1000 milliocasia-cortezs

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (BiLU+)

125 82 >>4
What is her work history?



All I've heard she's done since college is:



-- Activist

-- Bartender


That's more bona fides than Paul Ryan.
--Weinermobile driver
--Politician


Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (r9UYA)

There's a wiener mobile? Can you get that to come to your door like an Uber?

Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (7HtZB)

126
97 76 59. Them canals ain't gonna dig themselves.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (fA1SL)


"Kolyma on a my house, I'm'a gonna give-a you a gulag..."
--------------------------------
J.J., you strike me as a man who has read The Kolyma Tales. Heavy stuff.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (2LelM)

127 I guess she is hot compared to Crowley. Low bar and all.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (wGbBR)

128 Bitch can chupalo.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (DC8ym)

129 110
Plus, she apparently believes that a failed model (socialism) will work this time because...reasons.

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They are the ones they've been waiting for.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (VmfMP)


I served as her chief Galactic Economics Professor in College.

Posted by: General Organa (I am not a princess!) at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (ymnmz)

130 But first, mix me up a White Russian.
Posted by: Sam Malone at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (VWE5i)

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And the White Russian has a Cup now.

Posted by: The NHL at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

131 "Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (0+nbW)"


I guess there is a reason why BC people look down their noses at BU people.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (OD2ni)

132 Malumutt, or the other deal, the intentional wrecking of the economy, the jobs leaving, and turning 55 all in the same decade. I mean how long can you live on savings anyway?

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (dPd5y)

133
One of my favorite lines from one of the many cartoons I watched as a kid:



"We're dealing with a real mind here."



For some reason, I think of that line often.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (84QUd)

"What a maroon." - Bugs Bunny, 1947

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

134 If all those bastards would just give up one of their 2 jobs then everyone would be employed!
Economics bitches!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (Zmczq)

135 That's more bona fides than Paul Ryan.
--Weinermobile driver
--Politician
Sen. Ed Markey-- Ice cream man-- Politician

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (O5Q3r)

136 She's obviously got her Econ degree at the Elizabeth Warren School of Economic Bullshit That Will Be Mindlessly Applauded and Repeated by the MFM and All Other Progressives.

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (AMIL/)

137 Kind of teh hawt though? Can I haz?

Posted by: Corporate Jet Driver at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (2J5Vk)

138 You will add Occasional-Cortex to the Scroll of Praying. Do it. Now.
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)

I don't take orders from minor Zods. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (AllCR)

139 If Cortez is not willing to work at least 200 hours per week, she gets the bullet.

"But," I hear you say, "There are only 168 hours in a week!".

Well, that's her problem to figure out.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (UnA8+)

140 Nothing more frightening that someone with power who does not know they are stupid....

Posted by: DXO at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (nzKWW)

141 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (AllCR)

Hello, Fen. What does your hash mean?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (IqOTP)

142 Of the two in that interview, I'd prefer Margaret Hoover.

Hoover used to be on Fox News a lot, and she was really hot then, too.

Maybe not super-bright, but probably smarter than the socialist.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (84QUd)

143 Just how people are. They mostly suck.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)

I never learned how to fuck people over.

And I've come to realize that that means I'm going to spend the rest of my life getting repeatedly fucked over by other people.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (UnA8+)


That or go Freelance.

I've really embraced this lifestyle. Its the happiest I can ever remember being as an Automation Guy.

What ? You "need" my services ? Well ... I need this hourly rate. Let's trade.

But that's not how it works in Corporate America when you're on the Inside. Then - being the Answer Guy is the worst fucking job in the world. It doesn't pay any extra - but By God - you are a pure asshole if you don't feel Personally Compelled to run around fixing everyone else's self-inflicted problems.

I hope to never hold a Regular Job again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (fiGNd)

144 I never learned how to fuck people over.

And I've come to realize that that means I'm going to spend the rest of my life getting repeatedly fucked over by other people
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You're not alone.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (VmfMP)

145 Those eyes.
Any minute I feel like she's going to say Yo Quiero Taco Bell

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

146 123 Not only does she think she is smart, but other people do as well, which is just sad.
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She looks like Huma but with less hips. Couldn't begin to guess which one is smarter.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (2LelM)

147 125
There's a wiener mobile? Can you get that to come to your door like an Uber?
Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (7HtZB)


"Right here."

- - Carlos Danger

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (1AK1h)

148 agitator and bartenders make a good living, maybe she stripped on her second job.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (dPd5y)

149 This gal is Hank Johnson level of stupid.

Posted by: Chase at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (RbV5J)

150 Who's last job was as a waitress at a bar, and (reportedly) screwed a fellow waitress out of her share of tips. Something like $300 worth one night.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (cvabZ)

151 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (74nHm)

152 >>The reason why we don't use public transportation in this country is because everyone can buy a car.





And we don't all want to live like veal in our micro-apartments in the city!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (W+vEI)

153 All I've heard she's done since college is:

-- Activist
-- Bartender

And apparently some sort of economics degree...?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)
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She's following the Obama career path. I guess he was smarter though because he got to skip the bartender thing.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (JJZzu)

154 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?


Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (jjaLl)

She has those crazy eyes. Like Jodi Arias.
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Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she hadn't stalked a few people already.

She's nutz.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (gJAEB)

155 I think she will lose the election, but I'm pulling for her to win because she the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (E5dnG)

156 it was Obamacare that pushed workers into the 29 hours/week category. I'm no economist, but I have heard that the two job worker does get counted as "two workers" in stats ... but I'm not paid enough to research it.

Unemployment "should" go a little higher as people return to the job market ... again, above my pay grade to see why that hasn't happened as the (American) economy improves. So many stats ... but too many Trump haters to depend on normal analysis.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (bT8Z4)

157 Doesn't economics involve some calculus?

Thought I saw that somewhere.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (+lOpA)

158 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE MEANS 'YOBS'.

Posted by: BEN at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (Y10fs)

159 She's a blithering idiot and sounds like and anti-semite to boot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (Lg2h/)

160 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

She's kinda pretty in some pics but she has shark mouth and crazy eyes. Spoils the effect.

Personally I think its great she's out there. Every word that drops from her lips is considered newsworthy and she likes to talk, a lot. What's that psychological term for someone who thinks they are significantly smarter than they actually are? She's exhibit A. Should be a picture in every textbook.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (39g3+)

161 I'm not a guy , so maybe it isn't fair for me to give an opinion. I think she s looks better when she's not smiling and when she doesn't look like she has some hyper thyroid condition with the odd eyes. I feel some sympathy with people who suffer from Thyroid conditions, but I don't think Loopy is one of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Somehow, this is far more brutal than anything we could concoct.

Yip.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (tqyrn)

162 She cain't hep it. She is a product of her environment.

She is doing what she was programmed to do.





Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM



It's got nothing to do with environment!

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (p+Wdc)

163 Would not hit.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (+lOpA)

164 I hope to never hold a Regular Job again.

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Too many "real" jobs are soul crushing these days.

That essay on bullshit jobs was on to something.

I think VDH has written about it too.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (sX1BW)

165 I imagine in the long run she'll get screwed as much as she wants to screw others.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (dPd5y)

166 126
97 76 59. Them canals ain't gonna dig themselves.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (fA1SL)


"Kolyma on a my house, I'm'a gonna give-a you a gulag..."
--------------------------------
J.J., you strike me as a man who has read The Kolyma Tales. Heavy stuff.
Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (2LelM)


Gulag Archipeligo. Cancer Ward. Day in the Life of Ivan Denysovich.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (1AK1h)

167 Why is everything Democrats do bullshit?


Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (VpIIl)


It's all they've got.

Posted by: Bert G at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (yzxic)

168 She just repeats bits of things other ppl have said, but doesn't quite get it right.

What an idiot.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (mtfdF)

169 "Not only does she think she is smart, but other people do as well, which is just sad."
Well, when you can't write your own name and properly use the toilet, a dog seems smarter than you...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (VpIIl)

170 "105 How long before someone comes out with a sex tape?"

Depending on the performance and appearance, of course, it probably would help this shitshow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (0gA7N)

171 I'm hawter than hawt. In a Mr. Ed sorta way.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (vtcmf)

172 Good grief, I thought working a full-time job and a part-time job while raising a family was normal.

At least it was in the circles I moved in way back when.

Of course, that was eons before I turned 29, so, maybe things have changed.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (qC1Sy)

173 Maybe not super-bright, but probably smarter than the socialist.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (84QUd)

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now THERE is a low bar to clear...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (74nHm)

174 All the Jamaicans and Indians in America look askance at her. "Two jobs? What are you, lazy??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (39g3+)

175 113
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)



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I've always posited that the ONLY way socialism could ever make
sense is if there was a magical machine like the Star Trek replicator
that could just see to everyone's needs.



But, what then?



Capitalism (and the attendant social contract that goes with it) is
the civilized means of channeling man's competitive instinct into a
positive outcome.



Without it, we'll go the other way.



I think it would instantly lead to a perpetual state of war, of all against all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)

I know right. Every planet would be like the Rigel 69 Sex Planet that Riker always vaca'd at.


Posted by: General Organa (I am not a princess!) at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (ymnmz)

176 If you are working 80 hours a week and can still just barely feed your family may I suggest the problem isn't capitalusm but, perhaps, your ability to budget?

I think it was Ted Kennedy who had a rant/speech/something about the minimum wage needing to be raised because of people who work for years for the same company but never get raises.

(I don't think Federal intervention is what's needed in those cases, obviously.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (84QUd)

177 All I've heard she's done since college is:

-- Activist
-- Bartender

And apparently some sort of economics degree...?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)

She owned a small business at age 22. She called for lower taxes on small businesses. Town Hall did a write up on it.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (E5dnG)

178 Didn't she also make a complete mess over a question on the Israel Palestinian conflict?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (a0IVu)

179 Doesn't economics involve some calculus?
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (+lOpA)

Is that a dental joke?

Because she has acres of teeth, you see.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (IqOTP)

180 Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez has a degree in Economics and International Stuides
Yes, it is possible to learn nothing in college.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (e8kgV)

181 I wouldn't hit that with a football bat.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (VpIIl)

182 I guess there is a reason why BC people look down their noses at BU people.


BU exists to fleece snotty New York kid's families out of lots of money.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (O5Q3r)

183 155 I think she will lose the election, but I'm pulling for her to win because she the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (E5dnG)


Yeah. She can team up with Maxine Waters and they can found their own think tank.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (o2MD2)

184 I think she will lose the election, but I'm pulling for her to win because she the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (E5dnG)

Doubt it...her district is 6 or 7 to 1 democratic... and not democratic moderates either

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (Lg2h/)

185 She will win because the people in her district are even dumber than her.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (SV/HG)

186 "160 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?"

Vagina Dentata. Scary.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (H8QX8)

187 170 "105 How long before someone comes out with a sex tape?"

Depending on the performance and appearance, of course, it probably would help this shitshow.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (0gA7N)


"...after fondling Bernie's hernia..."

- - The Aristocrats (now purged a la the Romanovs)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (1AK1h)

188 No one has noticed that the Crowley's Jets were done in by the Lupe's Sharks. Fucking punk Irish getting rolled by a chick.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (2LelM)

189 I think she looks like a Thai Lady boi

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (r9UYA)

190 Didn't she also make a complete mess over a question on the Israel Palestinian conflict?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (a0IVu)

Yup.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (Lg2h/)

191 So...maybe I am "privileged"...but aren't minimum wage jobs supposed to be a stepping stone, not the end of the journey?

Maybe some people should have made better choices regarding their education (like not taking on thousands of dollars of debt for a degree with no market value) and their lifestyle (like not buying more house/car than you can afford).

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (Cc0vk)

192 3 Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (0+nbW)


International Relations.

And doesn't know a fucking thing about Palestine/Israel; but is willing to learn.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (cvabZ)

193

EM COCOA PEBBLES FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (mPeei)

194 She just repeats bits of things other ppl have said, but doesn't quite get it right.

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The smart socialists are very capitalistic.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (sX1BW)

195 1st world.. wants free stuff NOW

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (dPd5y)

196 185 She will win because the people in her district are even dumber than her.
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (SV/HG)


Isn't this really the story of 2008 and 2012?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (1AK1h)

197 144
I never learned how to fuck people over.



And I've come to realize that that means I'm going to spend the rest of my life getting repeatedly fucked over by other people

=====



You're not alone.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (VmfMP)

THIS. I can't wake up in the morning trying to figure out who to screw next. its personality flaw.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (Zmczq)

198 Sen. Ed Markey-- Ice cream man-- Politician


Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM


Beat me to it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (p+Wdc)

199 I wouldn't hit that with a football bat.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (VpIIl)


Oh ... I'd tap that.

I just wouldn't give her my real name.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (fiGNd)

200 "Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs," she said.
"Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week
and can barely feed their family."


So, failures of minimum wage and immigation laws...?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

201 >>BU exists to fleece snotty New York kid's families out of lots of money.



A lot of foreign students at BU, too, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

202 181 I wouldn't hit that with a football bat.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (VpIIl)

...

How about a tennis pole?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (yL25O)

203
I think she will lose the election, but I'm pulling for her to win because she the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (E5dnG)

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Im pulling for her to win because then the Einsteins at the DNC will go "See SEE!!!!!! We need to more Communist Open Border Free Shit for Everybody people to run in places like Texas, and Nebraska, and Ohio, and Florida, and Missouri, and Pennsylvanis....."

Take the whole party HARD left and their destruction will be complete.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

204
Hello, Fen. What does your hash mean?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (IqOTP)

It means I enjoy the writings of of Fenelon, a 17th century French cleric and Spiritual director. He "spoke" and speaks to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (AllCR)

205 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?


Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.


To me? That's a lady. Oh!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (2J5Vk)

206 172 Good grief, I thought working a full-time job and a part-time job while raising a family was normal.

At least it was in the circles I moved in way back when.

Of course, that was eons before I turned 29, so, maybe things have changed.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (qC1Sy)


There was a talk show host in the late 80s/early 90s, Bruce Williams. Whenever they asked him something about money problems, he'd berate them about how if he could work 2 full-time jobs AND go to college full-time while having a wife and kid, so can they.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

207 Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

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Thanks for that. Now I will laugh every time I see Ojo Loco. Yo quiero taco bell. Run for the border!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (AzW6q)

208 Just think of the Super-Economist Brainpower that would be produced if Occasional-Cortex mated with Krugman.....



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (8iiMU)

209
177 All I've heard she's done since college is:

-- Activist
-- Bartender

And apparently some sort of economics degree...?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)

She owned a small business at age 22. She called for lower taxes on small businesses. Town Hall did a write up on it.
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So moar qualified than Obama?

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (2LelM)

210 EM COCOA PEBBLES FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (mPeei)

----------------

Made me laugh.

Never change, Ms. Hair.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (qC1Sy)

211

Hoover used to be on Fox News a lot, and she was really hot then, too.


The leg chair she was sitting in wasn't exactly up to Fox standards

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (10vO4)

212 Sock off

Posted by: Corporate Jet Driver at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (2J5Vk)

213 *facepalm*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (yQpMk)

214 She just repeats bits of things other ppl have said, but doesn't quite get it right.

She really *IS* the future of their party.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

215 197.
* raises hand *
Dibs on Bob's stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (fA1SL)

216 Or - if we all still had true material equality ? People would just invent silly social rules to differentiate themselves ... like wearing a hat indoors or white after Labor Day.

Native Americans, whose ability to accumulate material goods was limited by being stone age hunters and subsistence farmers, tended to seek prestige and status within the tribe the way other cultures sought wealth, and with a similar dynamic - those that had status were able to take advantage of opportunities to accumulate more status (leading war-parties, being called on in council, etc.) while those that had not done anything to gain respect found it difficult to get the opportunity to get it.

You also see a similar dynamic among, say, early medieval warrior cultures, in which material wealth, and generosity with it, was a means to gain prestige and power rather than just the accumulation of material goods.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (bZ7mE)

217 Wait a minute..... so say you drop trou in front of her, and her eyes get all big like that, you don't think you'd be saying to yourself "Yeah! That's right! Glorious, isn't it?! I RULE!!!"


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (jjaLl)

218 195 1st world.. wants free stuff NOW
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (dPd5y)


A better grade of welfare. The BEST!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (1AK1h)

219 She will win because the people in her district are even dumber than her.
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (SV/HG)
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*ponders whether that can be possible*

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (JJZzu)

220 David Horowitz writes about the eternal seduction of socialism to every new generation.

I blame the Miracle of Christmas when Santa Claus flys down everyone's chimney and brings toys to every good little girl and boy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (roQNm)

221 I'd hit me.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (vtcmf)

222
She owned a small business at age 22. She called for lower taxes on small businesses. Town Hall did a write up on it.


So she was a dog walker?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (10vO4)

223 She just repeats bits of things other ppl have said, but doesn't quite get it right.

Just about every "fresh new face" out there does this. Kyle Kashuv, Tomi Lahren, this chick, whats his face triangle head from Florida. They don't really understand the issues or what they are talking about but damn they've memorized talking points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (39g3+)

224 Has the media gone all worshipful over her yet? She is smarter than Jim Acosta, as are most rocks.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (nBr1j)

225 She graduated fourth in her class from Boston University's College of Arts and Sciences in 2011 with a bachelor's degree in economics and international relations.

she doesn't seem to know much about international relations either...

Posted by: George Orwell's angry ghost at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (ABH6n)

226 J.J yuge and fabulously free even!

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (dPd5y)

227 *ponders whether that can be possible*

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (JJZzu)

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*points to DU message board*

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (qC1Sy)

228 >>Doubt it...her district is 6 or 7 to 1 democratic... and not democratic moderates either


The Democrat guy representing the district now is still on the ballot under a different party.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (W+vEI)

229 She will win because the people in her district are even dumber than her.
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (SV/HG)
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*ponders whether that can be possible*

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (JJZzu)

It is true...She is the head idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (Lg2h/)

230 220 David Horowitz writes about the eternal seduction of socialism to every new generation.

I blame the Miracle of Christmas when Santa Claus flys down everyone's chimney and brings toys to every good little girl and boy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (roQNm)


Isn't this really the story if Gorgo the Friendly Angel?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (1AK1h)

231 "Oh ... I'd tap that.

I just wouldn't give her my real name.
Posted by: ScoggDog"


If we are talking members of Comgress, Kristi Noem is way hotter.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (OD2ni)

232 If Cortez is not willing to work at least 200 hours per week, she gets the bullet.

"But," I hear you say, "There are only 168 hours in a week!".

Well, that's her problem to figure out.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (UnA8+)

Simple, I'll just, like, work two jobs or whatever so my time will count as, like, twice as big.

Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio Cortez at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (j6XEO)

233 >>I don't take orders from minor Zods. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (AllCR)

Thou shalt have no other Zods before me, cleric.

Now stop your mincing prevarication and add her name to the List of Pleading.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (Bdeb0)

234 Personally I think its great she's out there. Every word that drops from her lips is considered newsworthy and she likes to talk, a lot. What's that psychological term for someone who thinks they are significantly smarter than they actually are?

--------

Leftist

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (7HtZB)

235 what's bugging me.

I've been waiting an awful long time for MY free stuff.
sigh.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (dPd5y)

236 You know what's stupider than that?


FOX Business
@FoxBusiness
· 5h
Mandalay Bay owners sue victims of Las Vegas mass shooting

https://fxn.ws/2Li84vy

Apparently it's a judge shopping move. They want any suits against them heard in the federal court. This is a tactic that will win them a lot of friends.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)

237 You could feed a family of 5 for 100 bucks per week if you really had to.

It's simply amazing that all this time people didn't realize they could work two and three jobs to support their families.

Well, that is until TrumpHitler took office.

Right?

Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (RIKJa)

238 "Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs," she said. "Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family."

Wherever do the Democrats keep finding such retards? Do they breed them, clone the ones they have, what?

She is giving Maxine Waters and Hank Johnson a run for their money as the stupidest Democrat politicians extant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

239 It means I enjoy the writings of of Fenelon, a 17th century French cleric and Spiritual director. He "spoke" and speaks to me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (AllCR)

Oh. I actually was curious about that a bit, thanks. But I was asking why you chose "AllCR" for your hash.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)

240 She's out fund-raising with The Bern.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (ctuyM)

241 We see these far left lunatics like this Ocasia-Cortez spout their nonsense. They thoroughly embrace far left ideals. They court specific groups (LGBTQxyzabc), are openly socialist and on and on.
Now there certainly is a sizable percentage of the population who are in lockstep with this mindset. But I have to believe there is a larger segment that is more mainstream.
If the Dems go full libtard with Warren, Ocasia-Cortez and their ilk, what is the likelihood that the more mainstream segment of the population is going to along with this? I don't think there is going to be this blue wave. Question is -will these people stay home?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (jxbfJ)

242 I don't want free stuff, I just want enough regulations to be cut so that prices on things can start going down again, heh.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (UnA8+)

243 The new face of the Democrat party...whether they like it or not.

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (UTKsr)

244 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?





Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (jjaLl)



She has those crazy eyes. Like Jodi Arias.

=========

Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she hadn't stalked a few people already.



She's nutz.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (gJAEB)



Sometimes I'm jealous of people who can pay attention to 24 cable nooz. I couldn't pick Jodi Arias out of a police lineup. All of these names blur together. I don't know which one killed her boyfriend in the shower, which one buried her baby, then went partying, which one killed her roommate in Italy, and which one disappeared in the Bahamas.


They're all just one big blur.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (9chmE)

245 haha to the 'list of pleading'

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (dPd5y)

246 191 So...maybe I am "privileged"...but aren't minimum wage jobs supposed to be a stepping stone, not the end of the journey?
------------------------
In open borders world minimum wage is job stability.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (2LelM)

247 Posted by: ScoggDog"

If we are talking members of Comgress, Kristi Noem is way hotter.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (OD2ni)


I'll raise you a Tulsi Gabbard.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (fiGNd)

248 This is what... 650-700 milikohns?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (mk7Bj)

249 I want a maximum wage job.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (+lOpA)

250 Oh. I actually was curious about that a bit, thanks. But I was asking why you chose "AllCR" for your hash.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)

Since when do people get to choose their own hash?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (UnA8+)

251 From The NY Post:

At the end of the night, when it came time to split the $560 in tips she
had gotten at the bar, Ocasio-Cortez gave the waitress only $50. After
the waitress complained to her manager, her take was doubled to $100, a
source said.


http://tinyurl.com/yb4jjqlf

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (wYseH)

252 147
125

There's a wiener mobile? Can you get that to come to your door like an Uber?

Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (7HtZB)





"Right here."



- - Carlos Danger

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (1AK1h)

Speaking of Carlos Danger,
Did the team that absolved Hillary and crew of hier misdeeds with the secret toilet server ever question Weiner about how it came to be he had her emails on his porno computer?

Did they actually ever even pretend to give him the Manafort treatment?
One Question, "Hey Dirtbag, how'd this shit end up on your jerk stack?"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (ymnmz)

253 Schumer and Pelosi to introduce legislation that caps the number of employees any employer can employ in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...


Give them spoons.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (yQpMk)

254 I'd like to laugh at Gulag Barbie, but thinking that her education is the result of doing nothing for fifty years while the Left absorbed the system, from grammar schools up to universities, spoils the joke. This is what happens when you allow children to be indoctrinated by those who hate this country, its history, its traditions, its customs, and the people who formed it. This is the generation rising up to assume control.
It would be awesome if you became a Member of the Ace Of Spades Moron Horde group:
https://gab.ai/groups/00666130-79e9-42ed-af1f-e2d60f07c6ea

Posted by: Monty James at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (gKOMX)

255 hog, because ALLcars are good depending on the circumstance.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (dPd5y)

256 54 I commented on this earlier. This is raging stupidity.

Not ignorance.

Not lack of education.

Simple, straight-up stupidity.

Watching Ojo Loco is gonna be fun. I think we've got another Hank Johnson / Maxine Waters type on our hands, here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (AzW6q)


So, she's going to be in Congress for decades until they take her out feet first?

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (xjiRE)

257 She is gross.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (E5dnG)

258 215
197.

* raises hand *

Dibs on Bob's stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (fA1SL)

Lol......Come here Palp over by this kettle. tell me if this missionary is done yet.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (Zmczq)

259 While it would be deeply hilarious if she lost the general election, I don't think a Republican has won there since, I dunno, Grant was president?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (39g3+)

260 This chica has crazy written all over. I mean, that priceless look when you tell her no, I was lying, I don't love you and I said it just to get in your pants now it's over.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (ARUHl)

261 241 If the Dems go full libtard with Warren, Ocasia-Cortez and their ilk, what is the likelihood that the more mainstream segment of the population is going to along with this? I don't think there is going to be this blue wave. Question is -will these people stay home?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (jxbfJ)

They can get away with it, because in the end, "BUT MUH 'BORTIONS!" wins the day for them more often than not.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (UnA8+)

262 THIS. I can't wake up in the morning trying to figure out who to screw next. its personality flaw.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob
======
That's only because you are too busy trying to decide who to eat next.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (ZGpUp)

263 What the ever loving fuck?!

I have an undergraduate degree in Econ. To be talked down to by this person on something she clearly knows nothing about, well....

Just when I thought someone could not be as aggressively clueless as Maxine Waters, along comes this kid to say Hold My Beer.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (yieUt)

264 But I was asking why you chose "AllCR" for your hash.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)



You can choose your hash???

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (jjaLl)

265 Like, fer sure...

Posted by: nraendowment at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (YIdxL)

266 247 Posted by: ScoggDog"

If we are talking members of Comgress, Kristi Noem is way hotter.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (OD2ni)

I'll raise you a Tulsi Gabbard.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (fiGNd)

Tulsi Gabbard raises me

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (7HtZB)

267 She looks like a biter.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (HgMAr)

268 so anyway how long has Bernie and Maxine been in Power over the rest of us?

so yeah,NO. ditch that chick

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (dPd5y)

269 Rule 34?

Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez exists. Therefore, there must be porn of her.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (7n4KQ)

270 So...maybe I am "privileged"...but aren't minimum wage jobs supposed to be a stepping stone, not the end of the journey?

Yeah, exactly. Minimum wage shouldn't be "living wage," even broadly defined. (Is it for 40 hours a week? So if you're part-time, you're not making it anyway. And where do you live? Cost of living HELP I CAN'T STOP SOMEONE HELP)

And, of course, the real minimum wage is zero.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (84QUd)

271 Thou shalt have no other Zods before me, cleric.

Now stop your mincing prevarication and add her name to the List of Pleading.
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM


Zod ... remember that brand reputation for affability we're working on building?

Posted by: Zod's PR Firm at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (ctuyM)

272 Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)

I didn't choose it; It just comes randomly. See, now it's different. Odd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (AllCR)

273 >>111 81 She has unnaturally-long fingers. Simianesque. Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

Almost that google-eyed Jesse Jackson fish face thing. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (1AK1h)

Hypertension. Or she's a skin-job mismatch with XL eyes in a M cranium. It happens; grey-market cylon.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (Bdeb0)

274 Nancy Pelosi should school her on the Food Stamp Multiplier Index.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Y10fs)
............

Crumbs x 1000?

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (HgMAr)

275 Where did she tend bar/waitress?
There are many bars where the waitresses earn more money than the patrons with degrees.

Plus, self-employed.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (chUvx)

276 220 David Horowitz writes about the eternal seduction of socialism to every new generation.

I blame the Miracle of Christmas when Santa Claus flys down everyone's chimney and brings toys to every good little girl and boy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (roQNm)

No wonder why Santa's always depicted wearing Red.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (j6XEO)

277 I'll raise you a Tulsi Gabbard.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (fiGNd)

Tulsi Gabbard raises me
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (7HtZB)


Her MILF Game is strong. Very, very strong.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (fiGNd)

278 Forgive me if this has been mentioned, but I'm late to the thread -

we laugh at the vapid imbecility of this flavor of the month, but what does it say about our:

Educational system - that thousands of people will accept what she says as true;

Media - that no-one will seriously confront her with her idiocy;

Political isolation - that she has obviously never been challenged to think about the philosophical, moral and economic underpinnings of her "beliefs."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (kqsXK)

279 Apparently it's a judge shopping move. They want any suits against them heard in the federal court. This is a tactic that will win them a lot of friends.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)

...

Victims of a madman suing the hotel he stayed in is a jerk move--they're just looking for deep pockets.

I think I'm okay with the hotel doing something ballsy if it helps put a stop to bad civil suits.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (yL25O)

280 the lack of wage growth for low skilled and unskilled workers

Just spitballin' here, but the adjectives might be a clue.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (Boy/L)

281 You can choose your hash???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (jjaLl)

It's in the profile settings window.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (IqOTP)

282 242
I don't want free stuff, I just want enough regulations to be cut so that prices on things can start going down again, heh.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (UnA8+)

I think everyone who works for cable/google/ and all internet providers should be forced to stay at their jobs for no pay, that way I can have all these great services for freeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

283 231 . . . If we are talking members of Comgress, Kristi Noem is way hotter.
Posted by: Benji Carver
________

The Cake Girl of Congress.

Posted by: Furious George at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (9vQJW)

284 251 From The NY Post:

At the end of the night, when it came time to split the $560 in tips she
had gotten at the bar, Ocasio-Cortez gave the waitress only $50. After
the waitress complained to her manager, her take was doubled to $100, a
source said.

http://tinyurl.com/yb4jjqlf
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (wYseH)

This is communism in a nutshell.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (E5dnG)

285 160 - Dunning-Kruger effect. The dumb don't even know they're dumb.

Hikaru - yes, that is the problem with being Lawful Good. I'd be Lawful Neutral if I could, but I can't.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (Cc0vk)

286 I seem to recall an Army or Air Force recruiting commercial from the 1980s with some gum-chewing Rosie Perez-looking stooge, saying in a thick Bronx/Latina accent, "next yee-uh, I'm gonna be a air-traffic-controlluh - GUARANTEED!"

I puked. Well, here she is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I thought it was " In 30 days "

Robert Klein said " I'd like to think there's more to it than that "

Posted by: JT at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (RksSv)

287 269. Dude. She's Generation Tide Pod. Of course there's extensive electronic records of her fornication.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (fA1SL)

288 I have gathered that Loopy Lupe won because everybody - including Crowley - thought Crowley had it in the bag, so he didn't campaign much and his voters stayed home.

But for some reason I believe Crowley is still on the ballot, and has refused to withdraw his name.

So ... it seems possible that Crowley might win the election anyway.

Imagine the howling among the Reds if that should happen. Their up and coming communist star (SWIDT?) gets tripped up right out of the chute, along with the Dems' narrative about how "democratic" socialism is their way to electoral success.

For my part, I blame Big Popcorn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (YqDXo)

289 *ponders whether that can be possible*





Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM


*points to Maxine Waters' and SJL's districts*
*reminds bluebell about Cynthia McKinney*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (p+Wdc)

290

Loopy Little Lupe Cortez looks like she's mad that guys won't talk to her without her unlocking the back door...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (UFLLM)

291 Willowed from previous thread, regarding shooting at the Trump balloon in NJ:

Sling shot??? a little David and Goliath Action?

Possession of slingshot (carried or not) illegal in NJ: 18 months' jail.

Here we go with the long bow vs cross bow debate, in 3...2...1

NJ bow regs are baffling. There is no controlling state law, other than for bow-hunting, which is prohibited within 150 feet of an inhabited building. Many towns, however, have weapon discharge rules of varying severity, which may apply to bows if they're written that way.

And, of course, any other crime committed while carrying a bow (like, say, destruction of property) will get a felony deadly weapon charge tacked on if the police/prosecutors feel like. Which they usually do in the People's Democratic Republic of New Jersey.

Posted by: GrandVezir at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (eMmgj)

292 But I was asking why you chose "AllCR" for your hash.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)



You can choose your hash???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (jjaLl)

----

Yes.... cuz I want dibs on FUKu2

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

293 249
I want a maximum wage job.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (+lOpA)

yep. I tell Libtards. "well, $15 isn't enough to have a good life, we need to make it $50 an hour."
*libtard blinks furiously*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (Zmczq)

294 Zod ... remember that brand reputation for affability we're working on building?
Posted by: Zod's PR Firm at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (ctuyM)

He needs a little encouragement in that are, PR firm. Keep up the good work. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (AllCR)

295 plus not hanging out with the best crowd.

family owned two bars.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (dPd5y)

296 If the Dems go full libtard with Warren, Ocasia-Cortez and their ilk, what is the likelihood that the more mainstream segment of the population is going to along with this? I don't think there is going to be this blue wave. Question is -will these people stay home?
========
It'll split their vote and make fielding candidates that appeal to the average American harder. You'll get a lot of Bernie sanders vs Hillary types matching up.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (0NkfF)

297 youngest brother got a 'degree' in International Relations. basically Hugo Chavez Hagiography.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (5mGLC)

298 Wow. Turn her loose on Mudd's World and Norman would seize up in seconds.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (e1mEI)

299 Isn't this really the story if Gorgo the Friendly Angel?

I thought I had seen every episode of Star Trek, but I didn't remember that one and had to look it up.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (roQNm)

300 The cost of living is high for kids these days. Gotta have two textyphones at $200 per counting late charges and overages. This is a Right.

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (RuIsu)

301 >>Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez exists. Therefore, there must be porn of her. Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (7n4KQ)

search terms "translucent" "Gollum"

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)

302 Yes.... cuz I want dibs on FUKu2
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (8XRCm)


If I ever draw BloMe ... I'll never reset my phone again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (fiGNd)

303 Since when do people get to choose their own hash?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM


Well, like, for a long time now, man.

Posted by: Colorado Stoners at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (ctuyM)

304 282 I think everyone who works for cable/google/ and all internet providers should be forced to stay at their jobs for no pay, that way I can have all these great services for freeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

Yeah, no.

Just no more of this Cass Sunstein "We have to make everything unaffordable to the undesirables!!!" shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (UnA8+)

305 286 Posted by: JT at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (RksSv)

YES!

Wow, good memory.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (1AK1h)

306 Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez was Bernie Sanders' economic advisor.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (7n4KQ)

307 260 This chica has crazy written all over. I mean, that priceless look when you tell her no, I was lying, I don't love you and I said it just to get in your pants now it's over.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (ARUHl)

That might buy you a headline in the morning paper about you being stabbed 136 times.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (o2MD2)

308 You could feed a family of 5 for 100 bucks per week if you really had to.

If you buy carefully, cook at home instead of takeout, and make things from scratch rather than boxes and cans you can make meals for just a couple bucks a person. Its surprising how cheap it can be if you're thoughtful about it.

Its just people get delivery and take out and those "meal in a box" things, and prepared meals you unwrap and microwave and it costs a fortune. All in the name of saving time, which they then use to work to make more money....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (39g3+)

309 Log on, new hash every time.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (chUvx)

310 As far as the DNC is concerned, she does not have to be smart. She need only to vote exactly as she is told.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (yieUt)

311 Google Kristi Noem bikini.

Youre welcome.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (VpIIl)

312 Well the death swirl of Marvel Comics has begun, Disney has licensed out some characters to other publishers. It's targeted for younger kids but if this makes money say goodbye to Marvel Comics. They pissed off their fans crapped on them and made everything SJW.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (dKiJG)

313 Crazy Eyes Cortez probably has Ericsonian hypnosis training. I do too and can see it in her technique. So, from my hypnosis training, she's trying to thread a needle here.

She has to agree there is a low unemployment rate and she cannot say that a low unemployment rate is bad. Of she made those claims it would trigger thinking party of the brain because they are obviously false.

So she make a strawman of someone who can still be suffering under a low unemployment rate. Nobody would disagree that someone working 80 hours is still suffering, a person can sympathize with that.

Then from her strawman she can say her (BAD) policies could help that made up person you might sympathize with.

She's a socialist cunt, but shes not dumb, she knows what she's doing, and she's technically skilled at it.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (H0bCE)

314 189 I think she looks like a Thai Lady boi
-------------------
Thai Ladyboys are all capitalists and they have a firm grasp on business fundamentals. They also like white males.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (2LelM)

315 She will win because the people in her district are even dumber than her.
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (SV/HG)


I think the incumbent is going to returned to office against his will. He's still on one of the minor party's lines and can't get off. Only something like 15% of the voters participated in her primary so his familiar name will draw lots and lots of votes.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

316 It's in the profile settings window.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (IqOTP)



K, thanks!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (jjaLl)

317 what's bugging me.



I've been waiting an awful long time for MY free stuff.

sigh.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (dPd5y)


It's all based on your privilege quotient. You know that. The lower your number, the sooner you get your free stuff.

Right now they're serving everyone under the number 4. My number is 593,814.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (9chmE)

318 306 Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez was Bernie Sanders' economic advisor.
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (7n4KQ)


If that were true, he'd be living UNDER Obama's Kenyan brother's hovel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (1AK1h)

319 284
251 From The NY Post:



At the end of the night, when it came time to split the $560 in tips she

had gotten at the bar, Ocasio-Cortez gave the waitress only $50. After

the waitress complained to her manager, her take was doubled to $100, a

source said.



http://tinyurl.com/yb4jjqlf

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (wYseH)


This is communism in a nutshell.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (E5dnG)

Yep. So Ocasio was banging the manager then.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (Zmczq)

320 *points to Maxine Waters' and SJL's districts*
*reminds bluebell about Cynthia McKinney*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (p+Wdc)
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good point.

I weep.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (JJZzu)

321 If I ever draw BloMe ... I'll never reset my phone again.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM


You want BloMe
You'd settle for B10m3
You'll get L3naD

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (ctuyM)

322 Political isolation - that she has obviously never been challenged to think about the philosophical, moral and economic underpinnings of her "beliefs."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (kqsXK)

Because she, and most left wingers, live in a echo chamber that questions nothing and only reinforces their warped uneducated beliefs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (Lg2h/)

323 I blame the Miracle of Christmas when Santa Claus flys down everyone's chimney and brings toys to every good little girl and boy.

I told my kids that Santa would blow them off if he got a whiff of selfishness or lack of work ethic. Wasn't fair to the elves.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (VhgRL)

324 How much is a billboard ad in SanFran?

I'd like to contribute to a billboard with
"Dig That Slit Trench"
Make America Stench-free Again.

Posted by: Don Draper at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (VWE5i)

325 2 predictions with 90% certainty:

1. She sports a run of the mill tramp stamp and maybe a heart or flower in the vajayjay neighborhood.


2. Has sucked cock on camera

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (ARUHl)

326
You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

Maybe luke warm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (IqV8l)

327 All her broke, unskilled friends whine to her about how they have to work two jobs to get by. What more data do you people need that things are bad?

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (MxEKc)

328 When she first hit the scene I thought Wow, she can be NYC mayor in ten years. She pushes all the buttons.

Then she opened her mouth. She's as dumb as a rock. Actually dumber because a rock keeps its mouth shut.

Then we learn that she has no actual Bronx street cred. (I actually do).

Crowley can still beat her as he's on the Commie party line. Wouldn't that be ironic

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (n+6mJ)

329 Well, they had to get 2 jobs what with losing their old job to an ATM.
Right noted economist Obama?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (TN1P5)

330 *points to Maxine Waters' and SJL's districts*
*reminds bluebell about Cynthia McKinney*


*Hank Johnson's district waves, lists to port, and capsizes*

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (Boy/L)

331 she's not wrong, bad policies and high taxes make NYC and other blue cities unliveable.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (GV6hq)

332 man i gotta Do something today. gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (Zmczq)

333 "can barely feed their family"

So many underfed people around, it reminds me of the Great Depression.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (KuDNQ)

334 >>*points to Maxine Waters' and SJL's districts*
*reminds bluebell about Cynthia McKinney*



Yale graduate Sheila Jackson Lee FTW!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (W+vEI)

335 >>308 You could feed a family of 5 for 100 bucks per week if you really had to.

Had to? Zod chooses to, but for only 90 bucks. At that price, famine is cheaper than going to the movies.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)

336 My kitchen is a food desert today.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

337 Sadly yeah there's probably a sex vid or two of her out there somewhere There used to be a time girls worried about someone getting a Polaroid of them posing for their boyfriend. Now they seem to want it to happen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (39g3+)

338 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt and Jackie Kennedy(Barbara Bush because she died)

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (LiyEm)

339 I did find two left over sausage links.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

340 She does have a Hell of a case of crazy eyes ... but it's not a deal breaker.

I was planning on only seeing the back of her head anyway.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (fiGNd)

341 *points to Maxine Waters' and SJL's districts*
*reminds bluebell about Cynthia McKinney*

*Hank Johnson's district waves, lists to port, and capsizes*
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (Boy/L)
-----------

And who can forget* that kooky woman from Florida who wears the sequined cowboy hats?

*I can, I guess, because I can't remember her name, but you know who I mean.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (JJZzu)

342 324 How much is a billboard ad in SanFran?

I'd like to contribute to a billboard with
"Dig That Slit Trench"
Make America Stench-free Again.
Posted by: Don Draper at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (VWE5i)


"Dig that slit trench!"

- - 6th Fleet's pick up line as Sandra Fluke passes by

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (1AK1h)

343 >>>325 2 predictions with 90% certainty:

1. She sports a run of the mill tramp stamp and maybe a heart or flower in the vajayjay neighborhood.


2. Has sucked cock on camera
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (ARUHl)
_________
Neither of those would prevent her from winning elections in NYC

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (H0bCE)

344 *I can, I guess, because I can't remember her name, but you know who I mean.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (JJZzu)

Frederica Wilson.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (UnA8+)

345 So, she's going to be in Congress for decades until they take her out feet first?
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (xjiRE)

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Oh most, definitely... this bitch was MADE for our entrenched political class.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (AzW6q)

346 After college, Ocasio-Cortez moved back to the Bronx where she worked two jobs, as a bartender in Manhattan and as a waitress in a taqueria while her mother cleaned houses and drove school buses as they struggled to fight foreclosure of their home after her father died. With financial backing from Sunshine Bronx Business Incubator, she established a publishing firm, Brook Avenue Press, that specializes in children's literature portraying the Bronx in a positive light. She worked as lead educational strategist at GAGEis, Inc. Ocasio-Cortez was an educator at the nonprofit National Hispanic Institute. In this role, in 2017, she served as the Educational Director of the 2017 Northeast Collegiate World Series where she participated in a panel on Latino leadership.


So she's had two real jobs, waitress and bartender, and then she's had a succession of Social Justice Stipends, working for people who do not expect her to earn money for them.

No wonder she doesn't understand economics.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (fuK7c)

347 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?


Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Dumbness is a turnoff for me. Plus looking into the future I see a severe countenance developing with this one.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (kfcYC)

348 334
Yale graduate Sheila Jackson Lee FTW!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (W+vEI)


Locksmithing college, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (1AK1h)

349 How much is a billboard ad in SanFran?

I'd like to contribute to a billboard with
"Dig That Slit Trench"
Make America Stench-free Again.
Posted by: Don Draper at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (VWE5i)

Too much.

You could just put a bunch of signs on lamposts there, much cheaper.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (j6XEO)

350 239 It means I enjoy the writings of of Fenelon, a 17th century French cleric and Spiritual director. He "spoke" and speaks to me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (AllCR)

Oh. I actually was curious about that a bit, thanks. But I was asking why you chose "AllCR" for your hash.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)

I don't think you can choose your hash. Unless you're Pixy, of course.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (cvabZ)

351 Yes.... cuz I want dibs on FUKu2

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (8XRCm)



I had one similar to that once. On my phone. Alas, it didn't stay, obviously.


Sorta like the moon landing or the day Kennedy was shot. I remember where I was and everything. Like it was yesterday (which it wasn't).

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (9chmE)

352 337 We shall rate her performance and enthusiasm level...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (LiyEm)

353 339
I did find two left over sausage links.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

How old? I'm wondering if my pork chops are edible.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (Zmczq)

354 Voters in her district will get the candidate they wanted and they'll get it good and hard.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (1BWhA)

355 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt and Jackie Kennedy(Barbara Bush because she died)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (LiyEm)
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That has to be one of those magazines you really DO read for the articles, because the pictures can't lure you in.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (JJZzu)

356 I weep for Go Gaitah.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

357 man i gotta Do something today. gees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM


You could freshen up the bathroom in The Barrel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (ctuyM)

358 I've heard people call it the "gig economy." I don't think it's anything new, though. I've worked two jobs for decades. My 9-5 and then my own little business on the side. Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: sillyme at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (zYWPO)

359 346
So she's had two real jobs, waitress and bartender, and then she's had a succession of Social Justice Stipends, working for people who do not expect her to earn money for them.

No wonder she doesn't understand economics.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (fuK7c)


You know who else was a bartender?




(Marco Rubio's papa)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (1AK1h)

360 So many underfed people around, it reminds me of the Great Depression.

--------------

You'd think the populace would be skinnier.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (sX1BW)

361 Ocasio don' know squat about economics!

and fu krugman!

Posted by: E.communist at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (/7PPn)

362 Shit, I meant to say Social Justice Sinecures.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (fuK7c)

363 That must be it. Senora Obama ma'am, I am old enough to remember when people like you were alibiing Obama's "gig economy."

Posted by: sven at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (SzZnW)

364
Is she saying people are better off collecting welfare? Sounds like it.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (dgsGa)

365 How old? I'm wondering if my pork chops are edible.

I find that if the long pork looks okay, and smells okay, it is okay.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (yQpMk)

366 >>340 She does have a Hell of a case of crazy eyes ... but it's not a deal breaker.

I was planning on only seeing the back of her head anyway. Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (fiGNd)

We await your donkey-punch after-action report.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)

367 I did find two left over sausage links.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

Were they in the litter box? If so, I'd leave them there.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (IqOTP)

368 3 Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.
__________________

And could only get a job as a waitress/bartender in a Mexican restaurant.

Despite being both a woman and a minority. She's either lazy or stupid, or both. If she had any smarts, or any initiative, she should have been turning prospective employers away. The fact that she wasn't does not speak well of her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 01:50 PM (fqUgw)

369 She's thin.
She's young.
She has long hair.
She has feminie body language.

Her face has sub-optimal aesthetics extra crazy eyes, but not enough to overcome those four things.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:50 PM (H0bCE)

370 Frederica Wilson.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (UnA8+)
---------

That's the one.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:50 PM (JJZzu)

371 357
man i gotta Do something today. gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM



You could freshen up the bathroom in The Barrel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (ctuyM)

THERE'S A BATHROOM IN THE BARREL!!!! I WORE THESE DIAPERS FOR NOTHING!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:50 PM (Zmczq)

372 She does have a Hell of a case of crazy eyes ... but it's not a deal breaker.



I was planning on only seeing the back of her head anyway.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (fiGNd)


Legs akimbo... FTW!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (9chmE)

373 Socialists live in the "shadow of the castle." They want a "lord" as their master who distributes goods to them and protects them, one who "knows more" and has some sort of aristocratic credential making him "better." The peasants do work to pay the lord his portion for the protection and his great knowledge. The idea of being their own boss scares them to death. This desire to live in the shadow of the castle is why the north east went to shit after the massive influx of immigrants at the turn of the last century. Only an educated and philosophically sophisticated people can grasp the danger of being a subject.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (VhgRL)

374 355 It is literally not possible to find a presentable photograph of Eleanor...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (LiyEm)

375 With financial backing from Sunshine Bronx Business Incubator, she established a publishing firm, Brook Avenue Press, that specializes in children's literature portraying the Bronx in a positive light.

Huge untapped market.

FFS

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (Boy/L)

376 325 2 predictions with 90% certainty:

1. She sports a run of the mill tramp stamp and maybe a heart or flower in the vajayjay neighborhood.


2. Has sucked cock on camera
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (ARUHl)

The first hardwood in Congress?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (nBr1j)

377 333 "can barely feed their family"

So many underfed people around, it reminds me of the Great Depression.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (KuDNQ)

I do not understand poverty pimps, just as I do not understand race hustlers.

Poor people in this country are fat, own cars and big screen tvs, and cellphones.

If they cannot manage to collect enough from Uncle Sugar, then they haven't met the right social worker yet.

I have also noticed that none of these grievance mongers are living in a tent under the highway underpass, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (7UW64)

378 364
Is she saying people are better off collecting welfare? Sounds like it.
__________________

We're convinced! Have been for a long while now.

Posted by: Her Puerto Rican homies at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (fqUgw)

379 354 Voters in her district will get the candidate they wanted and they'll get it good and hard.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (1BWhA)


Sadly, even after a term, there will be no correlation between their increased misery and her tenure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (1AK1h)

380 THERE'S A BATHROOM IN THE BARREL!!!! I WORE THESE DIAPERS FOR NOTHING!?

Don't eat any sausage links you find in there.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (yQpMk)

381 So the Dems are going to run on "Trump treason with Russia" while simultaneously running a Communist on their ticket?

OK.

Maybe they haven't thought this through.

Posted by: MAGA at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (7LD+j)

382 She's at least as smart as my husband's oldest sister who lives in NYC.

She actually said *out loud* that "everyone" should be "made" to pay 90% of their earnings so we could all have free health insurance and free college.

No, she doesn't have a degree in economics. Engineering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

383 "You know who else was a bartender?

(Marco Rubio's papa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"



I hate in when politicians talk about their father's occupation.

Posted by: John Kasich at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (OD2ni)

384 man i gotta Do something today. gees.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Go boat shopping and surprise the wife.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (P/aDH)

385
children's literature portraying the Bronx in a positive light.

Is that a whole genre of literature?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (IqV8l)

386 It will shock everyone here to know that "Brook Avenue Press" does not appear to exist or have any products.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (Boy/L)

387 I want the country back whose idea of "patriotism" does not hinge upon affirming our intelligence agencies.

You know what, if your intelligence agencies are competent, there competence will prove itself out, and we will retain a competent intelligence regardless of reputation.

It's suspect because it's ALL on the message-driven level. Messages that aren't propagated fail, and they fail to have their effect. Competent agencies don't fail because of the "lack of public trust" or the lack of enthusiastic backing from the president.

From the middle of the general election it's all been a matter of driving public opinion by forcing conservatives to accept what is propagated as the "findings of all intelligence agencies".

Really with so much ideological warfare having been recently waged on the basis of intelligence agency consensus, I'll always asked to be allowed to take a pass on pledging to any other oath of fealty the *same* faction are trying to extract from me.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (vDqXW)

388 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

I can.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (kqsXK)

389 The first hardwood in Congress?

Over here big boy.
Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (LiyEm)

390 What do you do with a degree in economics if you're not particularly smart?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (nBr1j)

391 man i gotta Do something today. gees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Go boat shopping and surprise the wife.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (P/aDH)


Start looking at airplanes. She's help you write the check for the boat down-payment.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (fiGNd)

392 So, she's going to be in Congress for decades until they take her out feet first?


That's what they consider "term limits".

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (O5Q3r)

393 children's literature portraying the Bronx in a positive light.

Is that a whole genre of literature?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (IqV8l)
---
Three cheers for the Bronx!

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (vDqXW)

394
children's literature portraying the Bronx in a positive light.


-------

Really?

Because folks from the Bronx dont do anything else than portray the Bronx in a positive light.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

395 man i gotta Do something today. gees.

Drinking heavily is always a good bet.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

396 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)



If stripped, bound and gagged, yes.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (ujg0T)

397 mmmm litter box sausage is the best!!!

Posted by: joey biden at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (ARUHl)

398 296 If the Dems go full libtard with Warren, Ocasia-Cortez and their ilk, what is the likelihood that the more mainstream segment of the population is going to along with this? I don't think there is going to be this blue wave. Question is -will these people stay home?
========
It'll split their vote and make fielding candidates that appeal to the average American harder. You'll get a lot of Bernie sanders vs Hillary types matching up.
Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (0NkfF)


Imagine the internecine strife that will ensue if the Blue Wave turns out to be Tidy-Bowl for their electoral chances.

But even if it doesn't, expect a lot of ice axe work on the Left as they fight for what passes for the soul of the Party (take that one any way you like).

There's not room enough for both camps; either the hard-left or the careerist less hard-left has got to take over and drive the bus. Each of them thinks the other is dangerously unrealistic.

For my part, I think BOTH of them are dangerously unrealistic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (YqDXo)

399 355 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (LiyEm)

Ahahahahahahaha!

Try that on a Tinder date, fellas. "You have the glamor and sex appeal of Eleanor Roosevelt."

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (S6rSu)

400 The first hardwood in Congress?

Over here big boy.
Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (LiyEm)

I just lost my lunch and breakfast and second breakfast.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (nBr1j)

401 The Bronx is Burning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (Lg2h/)

402 386 It will shock everyone here to know that "Brook Avenue Press" does not appear to exist or have any products.
____________________

But it still qualifies for lots of "tax credits," and that's what really matters!

Posted by: Lefties at the IRS, (BIRM) at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (fqUgw)

403
Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (dgsGa)

404 Have her bathed and shaved and brought to my tent.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (yQpMk)

405 Yes, Cortez' ignorance is amusing, but it's also annoying. She is unable to properly articulate the real problem that is bugging her - that is, people having to work long hours just to scrape by. People like to say the economy is booming, and to some extent, it is! However, that doesn't change the systematic issues that have been plaguing us since before I was born.

The buying power of the dollar has indeed been declining for many years. Wages have not kept up with explosive inflation on various aspects of life; sure, plasma TVs have dropped, and smartphones are cheap(er), but food inflation is definitely a thing, and medical expenses have gone through the bloody roof and achieved LEO.

She, like many others, mistakes the reaction for the action and misses the underlying cause of the troubles that are mopping the floor with your day-to-day worker, and demands government action to fix the effects of what is, primarily, issues caused by prior government action. Those causes are:

- fiat currency,
- nonstop money printing (but I repeat myself),
- massive outsourcing of manufacturing jobs to third-world hellholes that proceed to exploit their workers in ways that would have Americans marching into factories with weapons and armor, but go unnoticed because out of sight, out of mind, and lastly
- streamlined production that overflow markets with goods that people do not need or want, causing prices (and therefore wages) to crash.

Most of these problems are political in their origin. Some, like improved automation, are not, but are still problems that will eventually develop to the point of requiring society to devise a solution, once the effects can no longer be ignored, or swept under a rug.

No one really wants to talk about the real problems, though, because it means a total reshuffling of our financial systems, and our way of life in general. o.O Still others don't understand the problems, like Cortez, and so they end up sounding like idiots when trying to speak simple truths.

Politicians are symptoms of the people, though, and Cortez' idiocy simply goes to show that most of the electorate is clueless as to the real problems facing our country. In that sense, she's a fine fit for Congress, and will likely win her district handily. -.-

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (6JL3d)

406
If stripped, bound and gagged, yes.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (ujg0T)

----

You??

or her??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

407 Yes.... cuz I want dibs on FUKu2

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (8XRCm)



I had one similar to that once. On my phone. Alas, it didn't stay, obviously.


Sorta like the moon landing or the day Kennedy was shot. I remember where I was and everything. Like it was yesterday (which it wasn't).


Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (9chmE)


The day someone had "EZGAY" as their hash was epic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (kqsXK)

408 It will shock everyone here to know that "Brook Avenue Press" does not appear to exist or have any products.


That's because they've completed the job of portraying the Bronx in a positive light.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (fuK7c)

409 Le Bronx.

Posted by: In French at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (vDqXW)

410 So I go to gooble images to look up the hyphenated lady. What do I find but a "Florida Man" item that links back here.
His crime was bludgeoning his boyfriend for listening to too much Alanis Morissette.

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (RuIsu)

411 Go boat shopping and surprise the wife.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (P/aDH)

Now thats an idea! I'm telling you if you want emergency medical advice.... or a divorce look no further.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (Zmczq)

412 >>>364
Is she saying people are better off collecting welfare? Sounds like it.
Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (dgsGa)
_______
She's saying "some people are suffering and I care about those people" she'll deny anything else.

She's an evil socialist with hypnosis training who is being advised by top behavy psychologists like Robert Cialdini. She's not dumb or incompetent.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (H0bCE)

413 No, she doesn't have a degree in economics. Engineering.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

Sucked her way through engineering school. I never met one that dumb though. Even the female ones which are admittedly, damn few.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (o2MD2)

414
I don't find her good looking at all. Average.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (dgsGa)

415 399 355 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (LiyEm)

Ahahahahahahaha!

Try that on a Tinder date, fellas. "You have the glamor and sex appeal of Eleanor Roosevelt."
Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (S6rSu)



The LibMedia isn't even going to Jackie Kennedy as a tried and true standby?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (ujg0T)

416 396 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

If stripped, bound and gagged, yes.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (ujg0T)


I deny it. She looks she should be saying, "Welllll, Wilburrrr ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (YqDXo)

417 I can't believe the leftists will make this chick the face of the new! improved! Democratic Party.

But then I look at their promotion of Liawatha Warren.
Sheesh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (0jtPF)

418 395. Bob, listen to Grump on this. He's quite right.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (fA1SL)

419 Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.

------------

The important questions that Andy Rooney never asked.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (sX1BW)

420 At the end of the night, when it came time to split the $560 in tips she
had gotten at the bar, Ocasio-Cortez gave the waitress only $50. After
the waitress complained to her manager, her take was doubled to $100, a
source said.

http://tinyurl.com/yb4jjqlf
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (wYseH)

That's one for you, 19 for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

421 "I just lost my lunch and breakfast and second breakfast.
Posted by: Northernlurker"


At least he did not use Rosa Delauro as an example.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (OD2ni)

422 Try that on a Tinder date, fellas. "You have the glamor and sex appeal of Eleanor Roosevelt."
Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (S6rSu)


And the Democrat soi disant "elite" call US cousin humpers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (YqDXo)

423 My only question about "The Sayings of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez" is, just how many milliseconds will it be before Kshama "The Idiot" Sawant, Seattle city councilmarxist extraordinaire smacks her forehead and blames capitalism for Sawant's not having thought of that first.

Posted by: Tonestaple at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (ctOlR)

424 The first hardwood in Congress?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM


Not quite.

Posted by: Nancy, Maxine, Diane, and Susan at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (ctuyM)

425 It's appropriate that she has the Innsmouth look. The Democrats keep advancing their goal of turning this nation into Innsmouth.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (/qEW2)

426 Write opeds for the nytimes...like paul k.

Posted by: Slim at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (/7PPn)

427 Can you imagine what a real opposition party would do with opponents this stupid?

You have to know Trump wakes up every morning amazed at how easy this all is...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (TN1P5)

428 Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (6JL3d)
---
Growth in real wages under Trump's direction is one of the most positive thing about Trump's economy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (vDqXW)

429 business degree better than economics degree? nope ... economics majors come in #10 in top earners. Others above that mostly engineering. Surprising to me ... I thought feminist studies would be at the top.

cbsnews.com/news/8-reasons-not-to-get-a-business-degree/

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (bT8Z4)

430 Two jobs to survive? Think back to Obamacare which required companies to pay for full time workers but not part timers. Now, what do you think will be the outcome? What will you get more of, full time jobs or part time jobs?

Gold plated idiot.

Posted by: Decaf at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (Mymqt)

431
I think I've seen the Bronx from the BQE.
Didn't look like much.

NYC when viewed from I-95 in New Jersey, looks like one of those African ant mounds.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (roQNm)

432 She is zealous, I'll give her that. But those eyes - I can bet that she did not "play nice" as a little girl.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (QUBWE)

433 I don't find her good looking at all. Average.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (dgsGa)


I find her strong pulse and no gross physical deformities to be enchanting. Intoxicating, even.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (fiGNd)

434 "387 I want the country back whose idea of "patriotism" does not hinge upon affirming our intelligence agencies."

Hear, hear. Brilliant comment.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (0gA7N)

435 Me: (wheeling my 90 yr old mom thru FDR memorial) Mom, you want a picture with Eleanor?Mom: (deaf as a post and LOUD) WITH THAT OLD DYKE? NO. I ALWAYS HATED HER.Me: So, we'll skip that. Let's go watch the kids in the fountain.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (VhgRL)

436 325 2 predictions with 90% certainty:



1. She sports a run of the mill tramp stamp and maybe a heart or flower in the vajayjay neighborhood.





2. Has sucked cock on camera

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (ARUHl)



The first hardwood in Congress?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (nBr1j)


I recall not too long ago, a rather attractive young lady running for some office somewhere, and they found pictures of her in a Halloween costume, doing some sort of simulated something.

It was speculated at the time, it's only a matter of time before it's routine that candidates running for office will have their REALLY embarrassing social media posts finding their way into oppo campaign ads.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (9chmE)

437 260 This chica has crazy written all over. I mean, that priceless look when you tell her no, I was lying, I don't love you and I said it just to get in your pants now it's over.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth

Just make sure you can get to the door faster than she can get to the knife block.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (DfQBn)

438 406
If stripped, bound and gagged, yes.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (ujg0T)

----

You??

or her??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (8XRCm)



Call me crazy, but I have often fantasized about leftist "womyn" getting their just desserts and at the tender mercies of:
1. The criminals they coddle,
2. Illegal Aliens (Machismo) or
2. Jihadists (Purdah)

Call it rapey-porn, but they SO deserve it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (ujg0T)

439 Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (6JL3d)

I'd love to say you're wrong, but you're not. President Trump has managed to seriously tilt the table back to America by acknowledging these facts. Ocasio-Cortez has to either be a free trader, or watch the globalist faction of NYC desperately fund the Republican in her race.

If Dems and the GOP both have strong anti-NAFTA factions, that's the end of the ball game. And they know it.

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (S6rSu)

440 I can't believe you ppl are responding to what I said instead of just snickering because it's me.

It's like I don't know you...

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (mtfdF)

441 Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.
Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM


Why is THE Battery always down?

Posted by: Neil DeGas Tyson at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (ctuyM)

442 Growth in real wages under Trump's direction is one of the most positive thing about Trump's economy.

Actual Economic Growth + Tightened Labor Market = Wage Hikes

IT'S SORCERY, I TELL YOU!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (Boy/L)

443 It will shock everyone here to know that "Brook Avenue Press" does not appear to exist or have any products.





That's because they've completed the job of portraying the Bronx in a positive light.

Or never could do it in the first place.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (O5Q3r)

444 One thing I like about the Hudson River is that it seperates NYC from NJ. Ya have to ignore the orccasional floating body

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (Lg2h/)

445 399 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt
________________

Saw a video of MO the other day, in shorts and platform shoes, trying to "dance" next to somebody (Beyonce's mother, IIRC), but moving in that self-conscious, post-menopausal, suburban mom kind of way. Sad and funny, at the same time.

Glamorous, she's not.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (fqUgw)

446 Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.
Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (dgsGa)

The Bronx was originally part of Manhattan called 'The Annexed District of the Bronx', which, over time, was shortened to 'The Bronx'.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:59 PM (j6XEO)

447 Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (dgsGa)


The Bronx is the only one of the boroughs that has a river, so, just as you'd talk about the East River or the Hudson River, you'd talk about the Bronx River and so people began applying "The" to "Bronx" because that was where the river was.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 01:59 PM (kqsXK)

448 I recall not too long ago, a rather attractive young lady running for some office somewhere, and they found pictures of her in a Halloween costume, doing some sort of simulated something.

It was speculated at the time, it's only a matter of time before it's routine that candidates running for office will have their REALLY embarrassing social media posts finding their way into oppo campaign ads.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (9chmE)

Was that the one who denied being a witch?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:59 PM (nBr1j)

449 "Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.

------------
The important questions that Andy Rooney never asked.
Posted by: SH"


As a fromer resident of The Bronx (back when it was 212), I believe it is because it was a more formal way of describing rivers, after which it named and it just stuck. I would use "Bronx, NY" as my address and it was fine.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:59 PM (OD2ni)

450 Stupid to the nth degree.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 17, 2018 01:59 PM (HLTe8)

451 377 333 "can barely feed their family"

So many underfed people around, it reminds me of the Great Depression.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (KuDNQ)

I do not understand poverty pimps, just as I do not understand race hustlers.

Poor people in this country are fat, own cars and big screen tvs, and cellphones.

If they cannot manage to collect enough from Uncle Sugar, then they haven't met the right social worker yet.

I have also noticed that none of these grievance mongers are living in a tent under the highway underpass, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (7UW64)

If you took the poor from the US and placed them in India

















They be in the Top 30% and would be considered upper middle class, I saw that it blew me away. What was the old saying, We drive to the poor house.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (dKiJG)

452 Liberty is the cure for all our woes. Accept no substitute.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (yQpMk)

453 No, she doesn't have a degree in economics. Engineering.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

Sucked her way through engineering school. I never met one that dumb though. Even the female ones which are admittedly, damn few.



BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.

There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)

454 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt

ER was a glamorous as bucket of mud.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (Boy/L)

455 Too much fun with this one, Alexandria Occasional-Cortex.
Kitten, I'll trade you this big shiny nickel for your dull dumb ol' small dime.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (QLvwG)

456 man i gotta Do something today. gees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Go boat shopping and surprise the wife.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (P/aDH)

Tell her you have a surprise for her. Blindfold her. Take her on a boat ride way far our. Celebrate sown bullshit. Slip a Cosby. Bag it and tag it with chains and anchors. Deposit into Ocean. Return home and immediately take off clothes and leave toilet seat up.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (E5dnG)

457 It's not that she is good looking, it's rather that she looks like a slut that I find appealing.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (ARUHl)

458 453 No, she doesn't have a degree in economics. Engineering.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

Sucked her way through engineering school. I never met one that dumb though. Even the female ones which are admittedly, damn few.


BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.

There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)


Building Bridges across the Florida University Campus.

But mostly collapsing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (1AK1h)

459 The LibMedia isn't even going to Jackie Kennedy as a tried and true standby?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (ujg0T)

Oh, she is there too. But honestly, the Kennedy thing is played as hell, and Jackie is a reminder of the JFK/ Teddy dirtbag legacy.

It has to hurt Hillary that despite lockstep praise from A-list celebs and an insane amount of graft to buy custom fashion, she still is ranked as less attractive, graceful, and likable than Moochelle.

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (S6rSu)

460
Growth in real wages under Trump's direction is one of the most positive thing about Trump's economy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (vDqXW)

And that is indeed good, but the problems with the system as a whole aren't going away simply because Trump might give us a good ten to twenty years of growth with solid economic decisions.

There's a structural issue with fiat currencies that brings down literally every government that introduces them. Every bloody time. o_O We'll likely see a good breather period here under Trump's administration, but you can't kick the can forever.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (6JL3d)

461 409
Le Bronx.

Posted by: In French at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (vDqXW)

El Bronx, gringo.

Posted by: Friendly Neighborhood Illegal Alien at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (8iiMU)

462 I find abject stupidity a real turn off.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (Lg2h/)

463

PDT ABOUT TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT PUTIN MEETING.

STAY TOOONED....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (1AK1h)

464 It's not that she is good looking, it's rather that she looks like a slut that I find appealing.


Indeed. She looks like a dirty dirty girl.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

465 People like to say the economy is booming, and to some extent, it is! However, that doesn't change the systematic issues that have been plaguing us since before I was born.

There are some serious, severe problems with the economic system of the USA but they are nearly all due to encroaching socialism and cronyism. The "too big to fail" effect is seriously hurting us, as are excessive federal weight on state and local economies, expenses we shouldn't have to pay, lingering effects of union extortion, and so on.

People complain about a static wage level, but the rocketing wages over the 80s and 90s were severely destructive, because they were over taking productivity and possible economic growth and were almost entirely created by unions. Letting the economy catch up is a way of reducing the damage these guys did by getting too-rich compensation packages, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)

466 Naw. Not hot.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (+lOpA)

467 I have a couple of econ degrees. It's a fake (social) science. Only non-econ majors think there's much to it.





In May at my son's graduation (engineering) at a frat party, I asked one of my son's friends what his major was. He said "econ." I said, "That's a bullshit degree." He looked shocked. I said, "You know how I know?" Then we both cracked up.



Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (VhgRL)

468 >>I find her strong pulse and no gross physical deformities to be enchanting. Intoxicating, even.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (fiGNd)

Your princess in Chappaqua awaits.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (Bdeb0)

469 when talking about Rt. 51 here in AZ why do they say The 51?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (Zmczq)

470 Ocasio-Cortez reeks of the same political machine that produced Obama.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (SV/HG)

471 >>>Sucked her way through engineering school. I never met one that dumb though. Even the female ones which are admittedly, damn few.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (o2MD2)
________
She's not dumb if she made it through engineering school.

Just because she's an evil socialist, it doesn't make her dumb. It makes her Dangerous.

And she's being advised by Robert Cialdini, or at least his team, plus she appears to have Ericsonian hypnosis training. She's going to be a strong far left political force for quite a while.

She's evil and a strong opponent against us. Don't underestimate anyone who can generate this much attention with this little political experience. She's skilled.

We underestimated Obama.
They underestimated Trump.

Don't underestimate Ol' Crazy Eyes.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (H0bCE)

472 There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)

Jane was taking about her sister or sister in law having a degree in Engineering, not Cortez..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (AllCR)

473 453 No, she doesn't have a degree in economics. Engineering.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

Sucked her way through engineering school. I never met one that dumb though. Even the female ones which are admittedly, damn few.


BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.

There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)

Yeah, but It's only to 've used for bikini, boobs, and nudes.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (E5dnG)

474 Bandersnatch, I think you missed a comment or two. We weren't talking about crazy eyes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (o2MD2)

475
Remember, she's a Democrat-SOCIALITE...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (1AK1h)

476 So many underfed people around, it reminds me of the Great Depression.


And yet, all I hear about is "The Obesity Epidemic".

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (O5Q3r)

477 PDT ABOUT TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT PUTIN MEETING.

STAY TOOONED....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (1AK1h)

----

Walk back???


Or Doubling Down.





I wager 500 Quatloos on the Newcomer to Double Down.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

478

WHAT'S THIS?!

Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.


Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (dgsGa)

479 Sasse is an asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (Lg2h/)

480 I recall not too long ago, a rather attractive young lady running for some office somewhere, and they found pictures of her in a Halloween costume, doing some sort of simulated something.

It was speculated at the time, it's only a matter of time before it's routine that candidates running for office will have their REALLY embarrassing social media posts finding their way into oppo campaign ads.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (9chmE)

That woman works for MSNBC now and no I am not joking. I thought it was the Chick that her Dad in now her Mom

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 17, 2018 02:03 PM (dKiJG)

481 >> Naw. Not hot.


Just hot enough for some 2 am parking lot butt sex.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 02:03 PM (Y10fs)

482 Education in the traditional sense did not exactly prepare me for the glamorous life of a process engineer and courteous and popular proprietor of a laundromat. And yet, undergrad in philosophy and MBA later, here I am. It's amusing how disappointed my family were. Brought to mind that Monty Python coal-mining son of a poetess and a playwright.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (fA1SL)

483 and that girl could gag on a huge dik.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (ARUHl)

484 459 Yeah but Mooch get +10000000 because black...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (LiyEm)

485 Brook Avenue Press did exist but not so much any more. So much for all that economical expertise.

https://tinyurl.com/ycnsbh5j

Posted by: Tonestaple at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (ctOlR)

486 >>Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.


Sucks to be in the Minority, Chuck.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (Y10fs)

487 There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)


I do.

https://tinyurl.com/yddot8sw

**deep longing sigh of suppressed lust**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (kqsXK)

488 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.

Trump should tell Schumer to take a hike.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (AllCR)

489
Democrats want to hold HEARINGS to keep this fake outrage going.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (dgsGa)

490 I had IQf50. fun day.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (5mGLC)

491 It was speculated at the time, it's only a matter of time before it's routine that candidates running for office will have their REALLY embarrassing social media posts finding their way into oppo campaign ads.

There was a thing on the radio this morning that didn't enter my brain pan until halfway through the story, so parts of this will be wrong.

The mayor in someplace like Minneapolis has asked a City Council candidate to withdraw.

The City Council candidate is in the middle of a bad breakup and thought it prudent to post a topless pic of his ex-wife/girlfriend on his campaign page.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

492 I think some of y'all are going to be surprised when the feminist engineering quotas start to flood the workplace on just how dumb they are.

Remember the overpass in Florida that collapsed? That was just the beginning.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (E5dnG)

493 Trump should tell Schumer to take a hike.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (AllCR)

Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)

494 433 I don't find her good looking at all. Average.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (dgsGa)

I find her strong pulse and no gross physical deformities to be enchanting. Intoxicating, even.
________________

She's one of those chicks who can look very attractive if they're made up properly and photographed from good angles and in the right light. But they can also look kind of ugly and downright scary at other times.

Like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry is dating a woman and sometimes she looks hot, and sometimes she looks like a hag.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fqUgw)

495 anyway, she's not even Bronx, just a fake all around.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (dPd5y)

496 Democrats want to hold HEARINGS to keep this fake outrage going.
Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (dgsGa)

Don't worry sessions will take care of it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (Lg2h/)

497 472
There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)



Excuse me? if I knew this was going to be work.....gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (Zmczq)

498 Education in the traditional sense did not exactly prepare me for the glamorous life of a process engineer and courteous and popular proprietor of a laundromat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (fA1SL)


That's what I've gotta' do.

I gotta' parlay this Freelance Thing ... and the sweet, sweet Freelance Cash that comes with it ... into some kind of sustainable small business.

But I have no clue what. I'd love to buy into a piece of a liquor store - but I have no idea how to get started.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fiGNd)

499 I'd love to say you're wrong, but you're not. President Trump has
managed to seriously tilt the table back to America by acknowledging
these facts. Ocasio-Cortez has to either be a free trader, or watch the
globalist faction of NYC desperately fund the Republican in her race.



If Dems and the GOP both have strong anti-NAFTA factions, that's the end of the ball game. And they know it.

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (S6rSu)


Magnificent how he's making all the right people angry. o_O It's been the most interesting political time I've ever seen, partly because I didn't have a broad enough knowledge base to understand what I do now when I was young... and partly because the man is a wrecking ball being visited upon the stagnant, bloated carcass of a city that is D.C., and is unlike anything ever seen in American politics before.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (6JL3d)

500 OAN news was chuckling over Ocasio-Cortez loss for words yesterday after she claimed that Israel is occupying Palestine. After the interviewer asked her again(trying to prop her up) what she meant by that, she kind of fumbled around , then giggled and said she wasn't an expert in the geopolitical world.

OAN then rightly pointed out that Cortez degree is in International Relations.

Affirmative action at work before your eyes.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (K8r57)

501 anyway, she's not even Bronx, just a fake all around.
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (dPd5y)

She's probably a Met's fan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (Lg2h/)

502 477
I wager 500 Quatloos on the Newcomer to Double Down.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (8XRCm


His tweet blasted the Fake News reaction to the press conference so your bet is a smart one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (1AK1h)

503 498. Mini self storage. Turn-key. Almost fully automated.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (fA1SL)

504 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)

No; I kinda think that wouldn't improve things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (AllCR)

505 Hello? 2018?

2018, pick up.

Damn, answering machine.

This is the 1980s. Really, hang on to the foreign policy--I thing you're going to need it.

You're welcome.

Posted by: The 1980s at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (vDqXW)

506 Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.


...and we have an opioid crisis because everyone is taking both Oxycontin and shooting heroin.


Duh.

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (lLoBm)

507 "I thought it was the Chick that her Dad in now her Mom
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio"


You were confusing Krystal Ball with Katy Tur. Ball's Halloween picture were actually kinda hot. Katy Tur has a nice body but also has a butterface.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

508 478

WHAT'S THIS?!

Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.


Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (dgsGa)


"Sorry, Cuck. We invoke the Strzok privilege."

- - NS Team

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (1AK1h)

509 Hope Trump demands that they publicly expose the evidence of Russian "interference."
Whatever it was past trolls.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (VhgRL)

510 Looks like she squandered her education at Boston University and has been enlightened from her time as a bartender.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (ATVNj)

511 501 As a socialist she can redistribute some of the Yankees championships to the Mets..

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (LiyEm)

512 493
Trump should tell Schumer to take a hike.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (AllCR)



Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)


Trump should talk Schumer into swallowing his own tongue.

Posted by: Hannibal Lector at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (SV/HG)

513 399 355Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (LiyEm)

Ahahahahahahaha!

Try that on a Tinder date, fellas. "You have the glamor and sex appeal of Eleanor Roosevelt."
Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (S6rSu)

Lisa Simpson described the Malibu Stacy doll she was designing as having the "down to earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (7HtZB)

514 Occasional-Cortex is an "around-the-way girl."

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)

515

Leave the Bronx!

https://youtu.be/1y8SvVoo3P8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (IqV8l)

516 I can't be out of money, Daddy! I still have checks in my checkbook.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (QLvwG)

517 >>Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Geez.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (mtfdF)

518
There are some serious, severe problems with the economic system of
the USA but they are nearly all due to encroaching socialism and
cronyism. The "too big to fail" effect is seriously hurting us, as are
excessive federal weight on state and local economies, expenses we
shouldn't have to pay, lingering effects of union extortion, and so on.



People complain about a static wage level, but the rocketing wages
over the 80s and 90s were severely destructive, because they were over
taking productivity and possible economic growth and were almost
entirely created by unions. Letting the economy catch up is a way of
reducing the damage these guys did by getting too-rich compensation
packages, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R. Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)


There is a balancing act to be found - and that is why I am pessimistic about the long-term health of the country. We don't do balance well -_-

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (6JL3d)

519 Hot? Gross.



Those teeth are a danger and she has bug lunatic eyes.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (VhgRL)

520 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (MxEKc)

521 This is the 1980s. Really, hang on to the foreign policy--I thing you're going to need it.

I'd gladly go back to an 18 division army and 600 ship Navy with 16 carrier battle groups and 100 fast attack submarines.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (Boy/L)

522 I find abject stupidity a real turn off.

-
In the morning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

523 There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)
---
You're welcome.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (vDqXW)

524 BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.


There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)


It was in reference to my Prog NYC SiL, a retired engineer, who has actually informed us that we should all be *made* to pay 90% of our earnings in taxes so *free healthcare* and *free* college education for all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

525 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac

No; I kinda think that wouldn't improve things.


*******


Might straighten out that little bend in his nose. Worth a try.

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (lLoBm)

526
BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.


The Jesuits strike again

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (10vO4)

527 But I have no clue what. I'd love to buy into a piece of a liquor store - but I have no idea how to get started.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fiGNd)

------

Tell the government you're from Pakistan and they will - no shit - give you many thousands of my dollars in tax breaks to start your business.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (AzW6q)

528 You were confusing Krystal Ball with Katy Tur. Ball's Halloween picture were actually kinda hot. Katy Tur has a nice body but also has a butterface.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

Wasn't really looking at her face.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (dKiJG)

529 Eleanor Roosevelt was glamorous?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (ATVNj)

530 Former President Barack Obama, in a rare post-presidency speech abroad, took several thinly veiled shots at his successor and other populist right-wing billionaires while openly touting a controversial liberal push for universal income.

"Universal Income" hey you were President, I don't remember you fighting for that? And is Soros, and the Amazon guy and Gates right wingers? Fuckin lying cock sucking faggot bastard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (Lg2h/)

531 Yes,at one time the Simpsons was funny.I know it is hard to believe...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (LiyEm)

532 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's
National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened
at the summit.







Posted by: Soothi


Isn't there video of everything but the private meeting between PDT and Putin? Why would he need to question President Trump's
National Security tea.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (P/aDH)

533 the man is a wrecking ball being visited upon the stagnant, bloated carcass of a city that is D.C., and is unlike anything ever seen in American politics before.

Yeah, and frankly as long as he keeps doing this, I just do not give a damn how crude or stumbling or embarrassing or
"friendly to Putin" he might be. I really do not give a damn as long as he keeps tearing the place apart. Its been so bad for so long and so rotten and awful it needs destroying, and he's the form of the destructor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

534
Trump had breakfast with the Finland leader, arrrhghghgfa.. impeach..... traitor... arrhhgghhhh.
- the leftists

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (r+sAi)

535 Zod proposes that a gene-splicing operation between Occasional-Cortex and Jackie Mackey Paisley Packey be undertaken at a very, very secure laboratory. The result could be...deployed against enemies of the People.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)

536 The Jesuits strike again

That's BC.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (O5Q3r)

537 Hey you Two Jobbers. Missionary's are hard to find so how about throwing your scraps to the hobos. Help a guy out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (Zmczq)

538 479 Sasse is an asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (Lg2h/)


Evergreen comment.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (cvabZ)

539 I may not be attractive enough to date, but I'm attractive enough to lick a guy's balls while his wife rides his cock! #JennyFromTheBlock

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Threesome-Cortez at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (XcgmW)

540 Yes she's a slut. Shags like a minx. But you'd have to sleep with one eye open

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (n+6mJ)

541 >>>517 >>Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Geez.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (mtfdF)
_________
Only of it's a meat bat

Posted by: Ali Watkins & Lisa Page at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (H0bCE)

542 Isn't there video of everything but the private meeting between PDT and Putin? Why would he need to question President Trump's
National Security tea.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (P/aDH)

Trump doesn't drink tea. Covfefe.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (NWiLs)

543 Isn't unemployment low because of 8 years of lowering the denominator ('in' labor force numbers) to make 0 look okay?

Or have they finally moved that back up to something approaching reality?

I'm just wondering because I live in a blue hell hole where I'm not going to see improvement no matter what happens nationally.

Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (XQvuQ)

544 526. Jesuit? They should be so lucky.


Mmmmmmmmethodists.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (fA1SL)

545 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)


Doesn't help.

Posted by: Harry Reid's brother at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (VhgRL)

546 Bandersnatch, I think you missed a comment or two. We weren't talking about crazy eyes.


My bad.

Meanwhile, Ocasio-Cortez is totally hawt.

If I insisted on not-crazy I'd be a virgin.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (fuK7c)

547 493 Trump should tell Schumer to take a hike.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (AllCR)

Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018

The President has better things to do than stand in line all day.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (DfQBn)

548 "BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.

The Jesuits strike again
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic"


While the Jesuits are awful in many ways, this one is not on them as they run BC not BU.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (OD2ni)

549 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.
__________________________________

Right after you have a hearing on what happened with the Iranian sellout by Obama.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (ATVNj)

550 PDT ABOUT TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT PUTIN MEETING.

STAY TOOONED....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I'm ordering Mueller to indict Putin.


That should give all of them a new hobby.

Posted by: Donny Two scoops at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (tqyrn)

551 She's one of those chicks who can look very attractive if they're made up properly and photographed from good angles and in the right light. But they can also look kind of ugly and downright scary at other times.

Like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry is dating a woman and sometimes she looks hot, and sometimes she looks like a hag.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fqUgw)

She reminds me of the female lead fish in the animated movie, Shark Tale. Giant bass lips and 2x6 teeth.

https://animatedkid.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/shark-tale10.png

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (K8r57)

552 "can barely feed their family"

Many years ago I challenged a libtard on this "hunger in America" BS. LMA. "Find it, or shut up".

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (RuIsu)

553 545 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)


Doesn't help.
Posted by: Harry Reid's brother at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (VhgRL)

It would make me feel better.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

554 Yes she's a slut. Shags like a minx. But you'd have to sleep with one eye open

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (n+6mJ)


That's why you gotta' Hit It and Quit It !!!

And don't use your real name. Maybe only take her out in a Rental Car.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (fiGNd)

555 OAN then rightly pointed out that Cortez degree is in International Relations.

Affirmative action at work before your eyes.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (K8r57)

+++

Maybe in only extends to the tip of Prince Edward Island.
We don't know.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (QUBWE)

556 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018

Listen I am hosting this dinner, anyone got fuckie chuckies' address

Posted by: Al Capone at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (Lg2h/)

557 Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (0+nbW)

--

She's already lied about her childhood by way of the neighborhood she actually lived in vs. her hard-scrabble schtruggle she portrayed.

On that note, I wanna see that Economics degree sheepskin.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (mQ0Mc)

558 "Wasn't really looking at her face.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio"


You are wise.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (OD2ni)

559 I really do not give a damn as long as he keeps
tearing the place apart. Its been so bad for so long and so rotten and
awful it needs destroying, and he's the form of the destructor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

Yeppers Chris. Even when he completely goes of script to bash this or that...I smile. When its a real reach I even laugh out loud.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Zmczq)

560 OAN then rightly pointed out that Cortez degree is in International Relations.

Affirmative action at work before your eyes.
_______________

Know what other AA loser once actually cited his undergraduate classes in International Relations as one of his foreign policy qualifications (to be president): Barry Obama.

Sad but true.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (fqUgw)

561 If a retarded prostitute like Kamala Harris can get elected to the Senate, then Cortex can get elected to the House.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (llgJh)

562 Crazy eyes doesnt do anything for me. I could maybe get excited for Lady Kitty Spencer

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (shN6a)

563 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Lg2h/)

564 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.
__________________________________

Right after you have a hearing on what happened with the Iranian sellout by Obama.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (ATVN)

Separation of powers, Chuck.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (K8r57)

565 554 Yes she's a slut. Shags like a minx. But you'd have to sleep with one eye open

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (n+6mJ)

That's why you gotta' Hit It and Quit It !!!

And don't use your real name. Maybe only take her out in a Rental Car.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (fiGNd)

Fake name.
Rental car.
Burner phone.
Hotel room.
Prepaid debit.
Go ghost before she wakes up.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

566 I am stupider for having read this.

Posted by: Prisoner of Cuomostan at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (IQGRC)

567 561 If a retarded prostitute like Kamala Harris can get elected to the Senate, then Cortex can get elected to the House.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (llgJh)


"I know, right?"

- - Chubby Gillibrand

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (1AK1h)

568 Hey anyone have Juan Marichel's phone number

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Lg2h/)

569
While the Jesuits are awful in many ways, this one is not on them as they run BC not BU.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (OD2ni)


My bad

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (10vO4)

570 And don't use your real name. Maybe only take her out in a Rental Car.

To her place. Using a burner phone. Hair dye and a moustache you shave off. Colored contacts. Cover your fingerprints with superglue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)

571 My goodness FBN is crazy.

All this "PDT should have really given it to Putin" and "he really missed an opportunity" and "he shouldn't have called out his own IC community"......


Now they have McTurtle up.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (8iiMU)

572 Is anyone else wondering about the prospect of massive, blatant voter fraud this fall?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (llgJh)

573


If you want to know how similar she is to an airhead blonde, google Miss Teen USA from South Carolina...

Indistinguishable.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (g55Q1)

574 Martin Luther King Jr. graduated from BU.

But then again, so did John Kerry.

My daughter goes there. Excellent business school. I think Ocassional-Cortisone got by on her Hispanic lunch ticket.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (ATVNj)

575 Nope. My mistake.

It was the 'Cross Bronx Expressway' coming off the George Washington Bridge, and if you take the lower level off the bridge, you don't see much. I always took the upper level on the bridge so I could admire the NYC skyline, the holes in the bridge deck large enough to swallow a semi, and the stripped and abandon stolen cars.

What is the neighboorhood just south of the BQE?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (roQNm)

576 BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)


So she was bonking foreigners while taking economics courses? Do I have that right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

577 568 Hey anyone have Juan Marichel's phone number
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Lg2h/)


"Si..."

- - Luis Tiant

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (1AK1h)

578 "Meanwhile, Ocasio-Cortez is totally hawt.

If I insisted on not-crazy I'd be a virgin.
Posted by: Bandersnatch"


If I wanted to hit crazy, I'd go with Louise Mensch who is way hotter with a nicer body.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (OD2ni)

579 521 This is the 1980s. Really, hang on to the foreign policy--I thing you're going to need it.

I'd gladly go back to an 18 division army and 600 ship Navy with 16 carrier battle groups and 100 fast attack submarines.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (Boy/L)

And a half dozen different kinds of combat jets on carriers instead of one.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (7HtZB)

580 Trump should teach Schumer about the chain of command. That's the chain he beats him with until he learns who's in ruttin' command.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (NWiLs)

581 wait until she learns about illegals driving down wages, taxes to support the same sucking away purchasing power and the whole welfare cliff that keeps folks from getting jobs.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (GV6hq)

582 Wow ... the Covered Fingerprints is a nice twist.

I gotta' remember that one.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (fiGNd)

583 The libs don't like insulting our intelligence agencies--but really--don't we have an FBI that can arrest Manafort for money-laundering, not-at-all related to the actions of a presidential candidate now president?

Don't we have the CIA and the FBI that can bring indictments of Russian saboteurs not-at-all related to the actions of a presidential candidate now president?

But it lacks the Jane-Doe, No-knock AM raids, Stasi flavor of the Mueller Stasi....

Aren't the Dems, by doubling-down on the super-serial-Constitutional mandate of Mueller to investigate the collusion of a President rather *insulting* our intel agencies, by taking cases away from them?

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (vDqXW)

584 Da Bronx is the only one of the 5 boroughs of NYC that's connected to the continental US, so there's that....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (y8Foj)

585 568 Hey anyone have Juan Marichel's phone number

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Lg2h/)
_______________________________________

Yeah. Al Capone in The Intouchables. He got it from Nagin in The Walking Dead.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (ATVNj)

586 574 Martin Luther King Jr. graduated from BU.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (ATVNj)


Where he plagiarized his dissertation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

587 If I wanted to hit crazy, I'd go with Louise Mensch who is way hotter with a nicer body.

"Say you're Harpo Marx! Say it! And wear this horse head! Yes, baby YES!"
-Louise Mensch in a more sane moment

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (39g3+)

588 Brook Avenue Press did exist but not so much any more. So much for all that economical expertise.


To save people the trouble of searching the database:


Current Entity Status: INACTIVE - Dissolution by Proclamation / Annulment of Authority (Oct 26, 2016)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (fuK7c)

589 Someone mentioned Ocasio-Cortez's teeth, which I think are scarier than her crazy eyes. But imagine this: she and Strzok get together and reproduce ... something. It has twice the teeth of anything human and once seen, they can never be forgotten.

Posted by: Tonestaple at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (ctOlR)

590 ...people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family."


*******


When up from the ground came a-bubblin' crude.

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (lLoBm)

591 As an economist, she's a hell of a bartender.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (yX3gx)

592 t was the 'Cross Bronx Expressway' coming off the George Washington Bridge, and if you take the lower level off the bridge, you don't see much. I always took the upper level on the bridge so I could admire the NYC skyline, the holes in the bridge deck large enough to swallow a semi, and the stripped and abandon stolen cars.

I'm reminded of those monster potholes after I pay, what? $15 to cross that bitch?

Posted by: Donny Two scoops at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (tqyrn)

593
URGENT: Comey has admitted that the FBI failed to examine the DNC server, but accepted the conclusions of DNC contractor CrowdStrike that Russian state agents hacked the DNC conclusions adopted by Mueller. So how could he be sure that the DNC was actually hacked. He couldn't.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (y3aQB)

594 Lisa Simpson described the Malibu Stacy doll she was designing as having the "down to earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (7HtZB)

The shivs the writers used to put out made them a brilliant show, NRA jokes notwithstanding.

"His radical right wing messaging makes me uncomfortable."

"He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity! Can you believe it?!"

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (S6rSu)

595 554 I'd take her out WITH a rental car.

And then back over her for good measure.

Posted by: Prisoner of Cuomostan at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (IQGRC)

596 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.

--

Schmuck, however, had zero national security issues with Barky's relaying off mike he'd "have more flexibility after the election" directed squarely toward evil nemesis Russian Putin.

Gee, that's curious...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (mQ0Mc)

597 >>>You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?<<<

Hot? Slap a pair of tits on a 29 year-old Ted Cruz and here we are.

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (2Mnv1)

598 As an economist, she's a hell of a bartender.
Posted by: Jeffersonian


Watch her fuck up making a Long Island Iced Tea.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (tqyrn)

599 568 Hey anyone have Juan Marichal's phone number
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Lg2h/)


John Roseboro could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

600 570 And don't use your real name. Maybe only take her out in a Rental Car.

To her place. Using a burner phone. Hair dye and a moustache you shave off. Colored contacts. Cover your fingerprints with superglue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)

+++

You morons seem to have put more than a bit of thought into this.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (QUBWE)

601 ...and interned for Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (chUvx)

602 She's a blithering idiot and sounds like and anti-semite to boot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (Lg2h/)

Most socialist/communist adherents are anti-semites for some reason.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (O9qtX)

603 She knows her economic policies are correct because she had them peer reviewed by hundreds of drunken middle-aged men who sat at her bar agreeing with and staring at the her boobs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (ATVNj)

604 I wonder if she knows where the astronauts planted our flag on Mars?

Sheila Jackson Lee is still looking for it...

Posted by: MaGoose at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (0dmP2)

605 "Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit."


Chuck, you are in a position to demand nothing.

Posted by: Khan at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (OD2ni)

606 URGENT: Comey has admitted that the FBI failed to examine the DNC server, but accepted the conclusions of DNC contractor CrowdStrike that Russian state agents hacked the DNC conclusions adopted by Mueller.

We all know what that whore will accept. Would any judge or jury accept that POS?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (tqyrn)

607 The Jesuits strike again


BC is the Jesuits, not BU.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (fuK7c)

608 Most socialist/communist adherents are anti-semites for some reason.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (O9qtX)

Plays well to certain demographics...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (y8Foj)

609 597 >>>You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

Hot? Slap a pair of tits on a 29 year-old Ted Cruz and here we are.

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (2Mnv1)


YIKES!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (1AK1h)

610 I don't believe Louise Mensch is insane.

I believe she's a talented grifter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (AzW6q)

611
Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.


Drop your pants and bend over Chuck and we'll show you what happened.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (10vO4)

612 564 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.
__________________________________

Right after you have a hearing on what happened with the Iranian sellout by Obama.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (ATVN)

Separation of powers, Chuck.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (K8r57)

Hmmm.... sounds like a Logan act violation to me...

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

613 and thought it prudent to post a topless pic of his ex-wife/girlfriend on his campaign page.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

How'd she look?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (wYseH)

614 URGENT: Comey has admitted that the FBI failed to examine the DNC server, but accepted the conclusions of DNC contractor CrowdStrike that Russian state agents hacked the DNC conclusions adopted by Mueller. So how could he be sure that the DNC was actually hacked. He couldn't.
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (y3aQB)


So why do we even have an FBI, if all they're doing is collating reports from people who at least putatively are doing the work of the FBI?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (YqDXo)

615 .and interned for Ted Kennedy
Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (chUvx)
---
I interred for Ted.

Posted by: Mary Joe Kupechne at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (vDqXW)

616 OK Ok here my plan. I buy a boat...and surprise Heidi with it. BUT I also buy the new Ruger 9mm compact that is lefty friendly FOR HER!
Sounds solid!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (Zmczq)

617 Bill DiBlasio want to remove "Cross" from the Cross-Bronx Expressway.

Too Christian.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (ATVNj)

618 A chicken in every pot?

Check.

A car in every garage?

Check.

A job for every able-bodied adult?

Whoa, hang on a second, you lost me there.

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (lLoBm)

619 Someone mentioned Ocasio-Cortez's teeth, which I think are scarier than her crazy eyes. But imagine this: she and Strzok get together and reproduce ... something. It has twice the teeth of anything human and once seen, they can never be forgotten.

--

Now you've reminded me of that really cheesy 70s movie about the monster baby that goes on a murderous rampage in the hospital and beyond. I can still see the movie poster for it: a bassinet with a clawed hand hanging over the side. Scared the pants off of me as a kid.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)

620 You morons seem to have put more than a bit of thought into this.

I've been watching a lot of Forensic Files lately. They put a ton of seasons on Netflix.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)

621 It's the Obama Question: Who's the bigger idiot, her, or the dimwits that voted for her?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (AM1GF)

622 Almost every woman looks best when she smiles.
Then there are the startling---dare I say "frightening?"--- exceptions.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (0jtPF)

623 So why do we even have an FBI, if all they're doing is collating reports from people who at least putatively are doing the work of the FBI?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (YqDXo)
---
You blaspheme the Holy FBI?!

Posted by: FBI Inquisitor at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (vDqXW)

624 616. * raises hand again *
'Member - I called dibs on his stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (fA1SL)

625 594 Lisa Simpson described the Malibu Stacy doll she was designing as having the "down to earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (7HtZB)

The shivs the writers used to put out made them a brilliant show, NRA jokes notwithstanding.

"His radical right wing messaging makes me uncomfortable."

"He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity! Can you believe it?!"
Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (S6rSu)

The best example of that was the episode when Bart got an elephant, and the elephant got loose and was rampaging in downtown Springfield. It ran past the RNC HQ to the cheers of those inside, and the sign outside read "We're Just Evil." Then it ran past the DNC HQ to the jeers of those inside, and the sign outside read "We Hate Life and Ourselves."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (7HtZB)

626 OK Ok here my plan. I buy a boat...and surprise Heidi with it. BUT I also buy the new Ruger 9mm compact that is lefty friendly FOR HER!
Sounds solid!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (Zmczq)

There are quicker and less painful ways to commit suicide.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (mk7Bj)

627 "I don't believe Louise Mensch is insane.

I believe she's a talented grifter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"


You might be right about that. And her bikini pics were impressive.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (OD2ni)

628 616 OK Ok here my plan. I buy a boat...and surprise Heidi with it. BUT I also buy the new Ruger 9mm compact that is lefty friendly FOR HER!
Sounds solid!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (Zmczq)

*heats iron to red hot*

You're going to need this.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

629 She knows her economic policies are correct because she had them peer reviewed by hundreds of drunken middle-aged men who sat at her bar agreeing with and staring at the her boobs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (ATVNj)


The entire discipline seems to be just bullshit political philosophy as applied to money.

I'm assuming one passes these classes by figuring out what the Prof wants to hear ... and then giving them that. Like every other class I ever attended that involved turning in papers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (fiGNd)

630
BC is the Jesuits, not BU.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (fuK7c)



That's what they want you to believe but Jesuits can shape shift just like the Jews

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (10vO4)

631 619 Someone mentioned Ocasio-Cortez's teeth, which I think are scarier than her crazy eyes. But imagine this: she and Strzok get together and reproduce ... something. It has twice the teeth of anything human and once seen, they can never be forgotten.

--

Now you've reminded me of that really cheesy 70s movie about the monster baby that goes on a murderous rampage in the hospital and beyond. I can still see the movie poster for it: a bassinet with a clawed hand hanging over the side. Scared the pants off of me as a kid.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)

"Basket Case"!

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (7HtZB)

632 617 Bill DiBlasio want to remove "Cross" from the Cross-Bronx Expressway.

Too Christian.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (ATVNj)


Pillsbury Crescent Rolls Breathe Sigh of Relief.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (1AK1h)

633 Schumer gettin all uppity.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (+lOpA)

634 and thought it prudent to post a topless pic of his ex-wife/girlfriend on his campaign page.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Good news: He did NOT put her in a binder.


However............

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (tqyrn)

635 BC is the Jesuits, not BU.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (fuK7c)
---
That's what the Jesuits WANT you to think!

Posted by: Alex Jones at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (vDqXW)

636 594 Lisa Simpson described the Malibu Stacy doll she was designing as having the "down to earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (7HtZB)


Down to earth? More like IN the earth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (1AK1h)

637 I am as good as Lou Costello figuring the rent.

https://youtu.be/MS2aEfbEi7s

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (QLvwG)

638 630
BC is the Jesuits, not BU.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (fuK7c)



That's what they want you to believe but Jesuits can shape shift just like the Jews
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (10vO4)

But can they control the weather? Didn't think so.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (7HtZB)

639 BSNBC's well-reasoned critique of the Trump / Putin summit.

"His performance today will live in infamy as much as the Pearl Harbor attack or Kristallnacht."

- Fmr. Watergate Prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks on Trump's comments at the Helsinki summit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)

640 *heats iron to red hot*



You're going to need this.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

Lol! Quit sneaking up like that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (Zmczq)

641 You morons seem to have put more than a bit of thought into this.
==============
I've been watching a lot of Forensic Files lately. They put a ton of seasons on Netflix.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)


Meh ... I've just got a criminal mind.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (fiGNd)

642 Whatever happened to the DNC server? I presume it's been atomized. Like what happened in the movie Ted to the porn collection

If so, how could you get a conviction?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (n+6mJ)

643 Schumer is late to the party - the #treason fever is already burning itself out. Hysteria is not sustainable in this day and age - the video game generation assures us of this.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (AjNMO)

644 "593
URGENT: Comey has admitted that the FBI failed to examine the DNC server, but accepted the conclusions of DNC contractor CrowdStrike that Russian state agents hacked the DNC conclusions adopted by Mueller. So how could he be sure that the DNC was actually hacked. He couldn't."

Never mentioned is that the FBI, if it had probable cause to believe it was a matter of national security, could have obtained a search warrant to forcibly seize the server. They fucking suspected or even knew from Day One it was an inside hack job. Whoever was responsible, the murder of the primary suspect in a potential inside job has scared the shit out of the Deep State.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (0gA7N)

645 Now you've reminded me of that really cheesy 70s movie about the monster baby that goes on a murderous rampage in the hospital and beyond. I can still see the movie poster for it: a bassinet with a clawed hand hanging over the side. Scared the pants off of me as a kid.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)



It's Alive. I think.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (+lOpA)

646 620 You morons seem to have put more than a bit of thought into this.

I've been watching a lot of Forensic Files lately. They put a ton of seasons on Netflix.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)

+++

I've been also watching them on the YouTube. People are dumb at killing others and hiding the evidence, as people are dumb in other areas, as we already know.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (QUBWE)

647 So she was bonking foreigners while taking economics courses?


Bonking foreigners is as good as it gets. One of my favorites was a night where the girl in question and I did not have a single word in common nor any ability to understand each other.

Heaven.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:24 PM (fuK7c)

648 Who actually controls the weather?
Use your mind.
Know the facts.
Triangulate.

Posted by: Q at July 17, 2018 02:24 PM (vDqXW)

649
It's Alive. I think.

--

That's it!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (mQ0Mc)

650 The best example of that was the episode when Bart got an elephant, and the elephant got loose and was rampaging in downtown Springfield. It ran past the RNC HQ to the cheers of those inside, and the sign outside read "We're Just Evil." Then it ran past the DNC HQ to the jeers of those inside, and the sign outside read "We Hate Life and Ourselves."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (7HtZB)


I liked the episode where Sideshow Bob escaped and kidnapped Bart.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (fiGNd)

651 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)





It's Alive. I think.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (+lOpA)

...and under your bed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (Zmczq)

652 The difference between guppy face and Barry is that barry had the intelligence community writing his backstory and covering his tracks since birth. This chick doesn't.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (E5dnG)

653 642 Whatever happened to the DNC server? I presume it's been atomized. Like what happened in the movie Ted to the porn collection

If so, how could you get a conviction?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (n+6mJ)


Note the pressure ramping up on Assange.

Atomized, my ass. The data still exists somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (1AK1h)

654 What is the neighboorhood just south of the BQE?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (roQNm)

Lots of them.

Most of Brooklyn!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (wYseH)

655 Allowing illegal aliens to vote in our elections isn't like the Russians influencing them because, you know, they're voting.

Posted by: Little Lupe-Cortex at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (HiLJ1)

656 I'll say this. My first wife was no Eleanor Roosevelt.

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (lLoBm)

657 So she was bonking foreigners while taking economics courses?


Bonking foreigners is as good as it gets. One of my favorites was a night where the girl in question and I did not have a single word in common nor any ability to understand each other.

Heaven.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Kawasaki!!!!! Kawasaki!!! KAWASAKI!!!!!!!*




wrong hole

Posted by: just the punchline at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (tqyrn)

658 641. In that case - here's a small business plan right up your alley. Look for a down at the heels laundromat or self-storage place. Dig a little. Find the owner. Offer to purchase same - owner finance, first two months receipts as deposit. He says yes? Ink the deal. Then, sell it to another schmuck, slightly higher price, owner finance at your rate + 2% points, three months receipts as down payment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (fA1SL)

659 What is the neighboorhood just south of the BQE?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (roQNm)


Gotta be more specific, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (1AK1h)

660 Has anyone seen the Las Vegas car chase shoot out? That officer has some balls on him but he needs to practice his magazine change. Again beach size balls though.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (ziriD)

661 651 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)





It's Alive. I think.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (+lOpA)

...and under your bed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (Zmczq)



Seared. Seared into my memory.


Actually it was Salem's Lot that scared the bejeesus out of me.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (+lOpA)

662

She's the perfect running mate for Bernie. Hillary can take both of them out with one vodka-and-garlic breath.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (rXie1)

663 >>To her place. Using a burner phone. Hair dye and a moustache you shave off. Colored contacts. Cover your fingerprints with superglue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)

And replace a molar with a cyanide capsule. The pain is only momentary; shame lives forever.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)

664 I'm sure that Conquistador-Cortez' solution will be to flood the labor market.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (vDqXW)

665 This chick doesn't.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (E5dnG)

-----

Doesn't matter.

She has a rotten borough.

So, at her age, you can expect to be seeing Ojo Loco in the House for the rest of your natural life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (AzW6q)

666 657
wrong hole
Posted by: just the punchline at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (tqyrn)

Confucius say no such thing as wrong hole...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (1AK1h)

667 Ocasio is like Huma in that in some pictures she looks hot and in others looks like one of the variants of alien from whatever the movie after prometheus is.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (LtG+N)

668 and thought it prudent to post a topless pic of his ex-wife/girlfriend on his campaign page.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

How'd she look?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at J



Radio story. I don't have enough info to look it up and assume it's been scrubbed.

I do, of course, want to see it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (fuK7c)

669 URGENT: Comey has admitted that the FBI failed to examine the DNC server, but accepted the conclusions of DNC contractor CrowdStrike that Russian state agents hacked the DNC conclusions adopted by Mueller.

-
Old and busted: first the investigation then the convulsions

New hotness: first the conclusions then the investigation

You know, like climate science.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)

670 Remember, she touts herself as being a super-well-educated economist.

If I can't see as far as others, it's because I stand upon the shoulders of Robert Reich.

Posted by: Alex the Cortez at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (+cu3S)

671 It's Alive. I think.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (+lOpA)

Yes and it was awesome.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (ziriD)

672 Whatever happened to the DNC server? I presume it's been atomized. Like what happened in the movie Ted to the porn collection

If so, how could you get a conviction?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (n+6mJ)

Umm, just like with the Concord Company lawsuit, where their lawyers showed up in court ready to plead not guilty and demanding to see the evidence, which Mueller still has not produced(tried to convince judge that the Russian suspects hadn't been served properly, to which the judge incredulously said, "what? They are right hear answering the indictment", there isn't going to ever be a conviction of any Russian. This is all political theater. There is no way Mueller is going to either put a bunch of fake evidence up in court, or is the CIA going to allow him to reveal sources and methods used to obtain any true evidence against these Russians.


It's never going to ever be in court.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (K8r57)

673 I've been also watching them on the YouTube. People are dumb at killing others and hiding the evidence, as people are dumb in other areas, as we already know.

The thing is about those shows is that they catch the dumb ones. The smart ones, once in a while. But there are a lot out there who never get caught. I mean they only got the Green River Killer because he turned himself in. The FBI estimates there are probably thousands of serial killers out there active they know nothing about or cannot catch.

But its fun watching how they get the ones they get, and I learn a lot watching. Whats particularly interesting is seeing old episodes where a young Trey Gowdy is in them as a prosecutor or where a cop says "well we were watching Forensic Files and they mentioned a technique.."

Its been on since Clinton was in office, so there's a ton of stuff.

I also like the First 48, because its just gritty, street level cop work no fancy chemicals or labs, no guys checking DNA. Just police work, procedure. And lots of stupid criminals.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

674 Note the pressure ramping up on Assange.

Atomized, my ass. The data still exists somewhere.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (1AK1h)
++++++++++
It would shock me not one iota if it's actually gone. They had in a central place, not distributed all over the globe like most modern systems. All you have to do shred the server, backups and every endpoint.

This is why the Wiener laptop was such a big deal - it was an endpoint they had *lost* and so was a recovery vehicle. If that is now shredded instead of gathering dust in an evidence locker somewhere, that data could well be actually gone at this point unless we find another missing endpoint.

The real variable is probably the NSA or the FSB or the PLA or Mossad. It is possible any or all of those four have much or all of it, but civilian LE can never put their hands on it, let alone use it to build a case.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (I2dne)

675 Now you've reminded me of that really cheesy 70s movie about the monster baby that goes on a murderous rampage in the hospital and beyond. I can still see the movie poster for it: a bassinet with a clawed hand hanging over the side. Scared the pants off of me as a kid.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)



"It's Alive!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Alive_(1974_film)

As a kid in the 1970's, I really got the impression we were just *not* wanted by society at large, from Rosemary's Baby to The Omen.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (ujg0T)

676 New hotness: first the conclusions then the investigation

You know, like climate science.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)
---
Or anything advanced by the "Party of Science".

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (vDqXW)

677
Whatever happened to the DNC server? I presume it's been atomized. Like what happened in the movie Ted to the porn collection

They say it was probably " decomissioned" which means taken apart and destroyed

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (10vO4)

678 Waiting for the internet photos of Incursion-Corset from her days as a pole dancer in Revere, Mass.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (ATVNj)

679 In that case - here's a small business plan right up your alley.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (fA1SL)


I dream of a one-stop shop Liquor Store / Adult Bookstore / Marijuana Dispensary.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (fiGNd)

680 Confucius say WONG HOLE

Posted by: Adobe juan kenobe at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (7JTOl)

681 641 & 658. Learned that racket from an electrical engineer whose family fell for that when they got off the boat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (fA1SL)

682
Seared. Seared into my memory.





Actually it was Salem's Lot that scared the bejeesus out of me.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (+lOpA)

I was such a pussy as a kid for that stuff. or maybe I just had a very very vivid imagination. Yeah, thats it. Man I had some sweaty sleepless nights.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (Zmczq)

683 Big question is where does Ocasia -Cortz fall on the Universal Hot-Crazy matrix?

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (MxEKc)

684 They say it was probably " decomissioned" which means taken apart and destroyed
___________________________________

The DNC computer contractors better have a back-up. That is their best insurance against Arkancide.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (ATVNj)

685 680 Confucius say WONG HOLE
Posted by: Adobe juan kenobe at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (7JTOl)


"You go NOW!"

- - Secretary of Transportation

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (1AK1h)

686 Robert Mueller should investigate whether the secret alien plans to take over the world were on the DNC server.

That might be why the ultra-competent FIB was not allowed to look at the server.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (vDqXW)

687
>>Wiener laptop



Just occurred to me this is not an altogether wholesome phrase.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (rXie1)

688 In that case - here's a small business plan right up your alley. Look for a down at the heels laundromat or self-storage place. Dig a little. Find the owner. Offer to purchase same - owner finance, first two months receipts as deposit. He says yes? Ink the deal. Then, sell it to another schmuck, slightly higher price, owner finance at your rate + 2% points, three months receipts as down payment.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
++++++++++
Charles Ponzi is on line one for you, Palp!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (I2dne)

689 "...people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family."


********


Man, tell me about it. Joe the butcher over on Collins Avenue had to fill half his sausages with sawdust because it was too hard to make both ends meat!

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (lLoBm)

690 By the way, Outdoor channel has a cool show called Hollywood Weapons. An ex Special Forces guy who loves movies goes around and checks out scenes in films to see if they could work like that in real life. Two seasons so far, lots of guns and neat tests, better than Mythbusters (for example, they showed that you COULD shoot a noose out from somone's neck, and Mythbusters concluded it was impossible).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

691 They say it was probably " decomissioned" which means taken apart and destroyed
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (10vO4)
---
And being shot up into space.

Posted by: Elon Musk at July 17, 2018 02:31 PM (vDqXW)

692 The people who say she is the new face of the Democratic Party are right!

Posted by: Socratease at July 17, 2018 02:31 PM (BT83d)

693 679. Ahhh....my dream-compound. Palpatine's Old-Fashioned Animal Byproducts Company. Palpatine Pines trailer park next door. Across the street - Palpatine Payday Loans and Fine Liquors.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:31 PM (fA1SL)

694 But now I can dress a hobo in my sleep.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (Zmczq)

695 Ocasio is like Huma in that in some pictures she looks hot and in others looks like one of the variants of alien from whatever the movie after prometheus is.
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (LtG+N)

They'll both look hot in semi-dark as they undress before you.
I'm not sure about the next morning.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (y8Foj)

696 CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 02:25
Thanks

JJ - only part I remember is looking down on a whole street of rooftops. Buildings that looked like three stories. (Third-floor walkup comes to mind.)

Memory is an odd thing. Some things stick, other things don't.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (roQNm)

697
I dream of a one-stop shop Liquor Store / Adult Bookstore / Marijuana Dispensary.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (fiGNd)


Liquor in the front and your joints in the rear

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (10vO4)

698 They'll both look hot in semi-dark as they undress before you.
I'm not sure about the next morning.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (y8Foj)
++++++++
This is why sneak away before sunrise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (I2dne)

699 Liquor in the front and your joints in the rear
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (10vO4)
+++++++++
Works for me every time. Looking for an investor?

Posted by: Shep at July 17, 2018 02:33 PM (I2dne)

700 Wow.... Dean Skelos and son guilty on all charges here in NY..... that and last weeks Buffalo Billions guilty verdicts against Andi Cuomos butt-buddies, and the communists are taking it in the shorts here all of a sudden.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 02:33 PM (jjaLl)

701 Schumer up there demanding ... basically that Trump quit being president, and submit to the illegit special counsel, and give all notes on all (private) meetings to congress to examine and spread to the MSM.
this before Trump has his time for a statement on ... something.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 02:33 PM (bT8Z4)

702 >>Liquor in the front and your joints in the rear
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic



I'll man the rear!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 17, 2018 02:33 PM (rXie1)

703 Those who can't understand the market are forced to become its object lessons.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:34 PM (vDqXW)

704 >>695 Ocasio is like Huma in that Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (LtG+N)

She's like Huma in that her tint begins one-eighth of an inch below her skin, giving her the look of a brown person covered in a wax carapace. A cocoon. A human caul. A chrysalis.

Becoming.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:34 PM (Bdeb0)

705 Typical socialist. Bartender who stiffed her co-workers out of tips. Money for me but no for thee.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2018 02:34 PM (oiNtH)

706 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.


When a man becomes preeminent in his field, he is expected to have enthusiasms .. enthusiasms .. enthusiasms ...

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at July 17, 2018 02:34 PM (yQpMk)

707 Seared into my memory is Mark of the Devil. First R rated movie we utes snuck into. First on-screen raw naked bare boob shot. I got so queasy at some of the torture scenes that I missed most of the rest of the movie having my head hanging between my knees.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (QLvwG)

708 Listened to a lot of radio this morning and thought I was the only one not having vapors about President Trump, Russian collusion, and throwing the Deep State under the bus until I heard Rush on the way home.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (pHfeF)

709 Last month the Unemployment Rate went up a tick due to people getting of their asses and re-entering the job market, actually looking for work again. Because of Trump

Posted by: I'm Not An Economist, But I Play One Every Day at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (EATOD)

710 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

+++

I've seen the old Trey Gowdy. Sorely disappointed in the man.

And this all ties in with the FBI Files vs the New and Improved FBI a la Comey talking about the Dem servers and merely "taking the word" of the CrowdStrike people.
They don't do things this way. I have not seen this "episode".

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (QUBWE)

711 >>707 Seared into my memory is Mark of the Devil. First R rated movie we utes snuck into. First on-screen raw naked bare boob shot.Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (QLvwG)

"Humanoids of the Deep."

(drops mic)

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)

712 >>648
Who actually controls the weather?

Use your mind.

Know the facts.

Triangulate.

Posted by: Q

Has to be undead JFK Jr. or Grey Space Aliens.

Posted by: Some Rube at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (r9UYA)

713 "Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs," she said. "Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family."

The Wise Latina ... Take 2!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (7jE3W)

714 I dream of a one-stop shop Liquor Store / Adult Bookstore / Marijuana Dispensary.


Your customers would have to be drunk and stoned to think they have to pay for pron.

Oh. Wait.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (fuK7c)

715 Ahhh....my dream-compound. Palpatine's
Old-Fashioned Animal Byproducts Company. Palpatine Pines trailer park
next door. Across the street - Palpatine Payday Loans and Fine Liquors.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:31 PM (fA1SL)

Expand your dream empire: Uncle Palp's Storage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (QLvwG)

716 Oooh. This should be good. Bernie Sanders and the Commie Barmaid to Campaign for Dems in Kansas.


https://tinyurl.com/yc72494d

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)

717 Last month the Unemployment Rate went up a tick due to people getting of their asses and re-entering the job market, actually looking for work again. Because of Trump
Posted by: I'm Not An Economist, But I Play One Every Day at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (EATOD)
+++++++++
This is the real thing to look out for. If the participation rate can move for more than a month or two out of it's damn-near 20-year downturn, that is really something. I am watching it like a hawk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (I2dne)

718 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (fiGNd)

719 714 I dream of a one-stop shop Liquor Store / Adult Bookstore / Marijuana Dispensary.


Your customers would have to be drunk and stoned to think they have to pay for pron.

Oh. Wait.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (fuK7c)


*Sound of Norman Lear figuring out comeback idea*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (1AK1h)

720 The best part of the "oh well we just trust the guys who looked at the server" bit by the FBI was the revelation that... they have used exactly the same techniques and styles in the past, to spoof where hacking is coming from.

Which yeah its obvious in a spy novel kind of way. So why would Russia make it so obvious?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (39g3+)

721 Drudge headline explains current Democratic behavior:
---
Pentagon Developing Mind-Control Tech...
---
Think about it if you can develop the technology to control people to irrationally destroy their own country...

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (vDqXW)

722 "They Live!" - Rowdy Roddy Piper for the win!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (k1TUh)

723 718 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (fiGNd)


They were spectacular.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (1AK1h)

724 718 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (fiGNd)


They weren't horrible at all.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (7HtZB)

725 >>Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Trump should hire those Russian tire iron girls and have them beat Schumer to a bloody pulp.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (r9UYA)

726 What the hell is going on inside the White House right now?

Posted by: filbert at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (953wK)

727 721 Drudge headline explains current Democratic behavior:
---
Pentagon Developing Mind-Control Tech...
---
Think about it if you can develop the technology to control people to irrationally destroy their own country...
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (vDqXW)


"Been there, done that."

- - Anthony Burgess

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (1AK1h)

728 Alexandra Ocasia Cortez is a raging communist. Someone please give her a all paid one way trip to Venezuela

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (pHfeF)

729 715. Heh. If'n the dregs in Palpatine Pines earn enough at Palpatine's Old-Fashioned Animal Byproducts Company to not be in debt to Palpatine Payday Loans and Fine Liquors have money for stuff to store, then my entire business model will have failed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (fA1SL)

730 725 >>Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Trump should hire those Russian tire iron girls and have them beat Schumer to a bloody pulp.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (r9UYA)


"Available!"

- - Khaddafy's All Girl Bodyguard Team

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (1AK1h)

731 Getting a T-storm here now, caught me halfway from home

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (pHfeF)

732 Did anyone see the post at WZ about Barry complaining he has too much money?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

733
dream of a one-stop shop Liquor Store / Adult Bookstore / Marijuana Dispensary.

I'm available for theGrand Opening and I promise it'll be the biggest opening you've ever seen

Posted by: Stormy D. at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (10vO4)

734 Trump has issued a statement that he misspoke yesterday and accepts IC conclusions of Russian meddling. Hysteria level still at 11 for the MFM

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (OLCnA)

735 I saw The Keep when I was in high school I think that was the first horror film I ever saw. Either that or this really weird one called Incubus which was memorable in that the demon possessed someone by dropping into their mouth while sleeping in the form of a spider.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (39g3+)

736 Ha ha!

FBN is reporting that PDT is saying, "I mis-spoke."





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (8iiMU)

737 728 Alexandra Ocasia Cortez is a raging communist. Someone please give her a all paid one way trip to Venezuela
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (pHfeF)


She has to earn it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (1AK1h)

738 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.


She showed them in Swamp Thing. If she had shown them in The Fog it would have redeemed the movie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (fuK7c)

739 711 >>707 Seared into my memory is Mark of the Devil. First R rated movie we utes snuck into. First on-screen raw naked bare boob shot.Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (QLvwG)

"Humanoids of the Deep."

(drops mic)
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)



I'll see your "Humanoids Of The Deep" and raise you "C.H.U.D." :-D

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (ujg0T)

740 FROM the deep man,come on...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:41 PM (LiyEm)

741 Trump should hire those Russian tire iron girls and have them beat Schumer to a bloody pulp.

"I'm out on parole, and need work"
--Jeff Gillooly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:41 PM (39g3+)

742 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (fiGNd)

I've never seen The Fog, but I remember Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Swamp Thing. I was ten years old and in awe.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 17, 2018 02:41 PM (xPl2J)

743 Comey had FBI forensics pour over Martha Stewart's computer to find that she had deleted but then undeleted an email. She was convicted for that and "misleading" FBI agents who showed up at her door, not for insider trading, which she didn't do

Think on that

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (n+6mJ)

744

My Queso Freso just, er, ejaculated on me as I opened it's package. Is it premature, or are we going steady now?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (UFLLM)

745
Thread's dead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (1AK1h)

746 Great Moment in Law Enforcement Investigations
1962:
FBI: Who shot the President?
Some Texans: The Russians.
FBI: Okay, then. Our work here is done.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (ATVNj)

747 667 Ocasio is like Huma in that in some pictures she looks hot and in others looks like one of the variants of alien from whatever the movie after prometheus is.
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (LtG+N)


Ah. The Jeri Ryan effect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (D2gd/)

748 PDT, please do not apologize. They will only get worse and will always conjure up an outrage a day.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (oiNtH)

749 Mexico had 1000x the influence on the election more than Russia had

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (pHfeF)

750 Russians killed the thread!

Posted by: Pete Strzok at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (Z52u9)

751 Good grief, just shut up, already, lovely Trish Regan and show us your rack.

You are babbling like an imbecile.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (8iiMU)

752 According to Rush, yesterday, Putin offered to have Mueller and team come to Moscow to interview all the supposed Russian agents who hacked the DNC server and did whatever it is the left is apoplectic over. We have an extradition treaty with Russia, Putin said he would make sure these people were 'available".

Then Trump teed it up and handed the following off to Putin, the fact about Browden and the $400 M he said the US intel agencies funneled into Hillary Clinton's campaign. Putin said that should be investigated and offered cooperation as those funds were made in Russia and no taxes paid on them.

Rush said this is what has actually set off the left and the many Washington insiders. The abject insane screaming and howling cries of treason, etc. from even those normally on board with Trump.


Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (K8r57)

753 You know, I remember hearing that JFK had a problem with the intelligence agencies.

Was that treason back then? Should JFK been forced to salute the intelligence agencies or *else*?

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (vDqXW)

754 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (fiGNd)


Jacqueline Bissett's tits under her white t-shirt in The Deep were pretty stiff competition. Quality over quantity, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (7jE3W)

755 Stakhanovite!

Posted by: Fox2! at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (9YUiF)

756 I'll see your "Humanoids Of The Deep" and raise you "C.H.U.D." :-D
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (ujg0T)

"Well of course New York looks bad if you just focus on the pimps and the CHUDs." - Marge Simpson

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (7HtZB)

757 Ah come on, we can drag this to 1K

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (pHfeF)

758 You know, all of the Helsinki press conference crap amount to nothing more that high school prom drama and bullshit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (ATVNj)

759 >>You are babbling like an imbecile.

Cleavage and legs aside, she is an imbecile.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (r9UYA)

760 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:41 PM (39g3+)

+++

The problem with The First 48 is that it is the same crime done in various big cities.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (QUBWE)

761 Thread's dead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (1AK1h)
---
Thread's closed for renovation. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (vDqXW)

762 Liquor in the front and your joints in the rear
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic



I'll man the rear!!

-
On Autopsy about Graham Parson's death by heroin overdose, when his doper friends figured out that he was in deep trouble, they applied the home remedy of inserting an ice cube up his exhaust port and it revived him for a short while.

Funny. I don't remember reading about that technique in my Boy Scout First Aid Manual.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (+y/Ru)

763 Is there anybody who would not be outraged at the sight of the human trash Chuck Schumer talking to a prepubescent child?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (nBr1j)

764 Jacqueline Bisset (The Deep) and Sofia Loren (Boy on a Dolphin) and Raquel Welch (10,000 BC and Fantastic Voyage) were the proximate cause of many hand babies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (QLvwG)

765 Listened to a lot of radio this morning and thought I was the only one not having vapors about President Trump, Russian collusion, and throwing the Deep State under the bus until I heard Rush on the way home.

yep...Chris Salcedo sounded like Chris Mathews today.

Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (QMG5F)

766 I don't think she showed tits in The Fog but maybe I only ever saw it on broadcast tv.....

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (LiyEm)

767 If I don't get fresh thread, I may have to resort to online porn.

Posted by: IP Address in Senator Schumer DC Office at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (ATVNj)

768 Ha ha!

FBN is reporting that PDT is saying, "I mis-spoke."


**shakes head**

I want to trust Trump knows what he's doing, but WOW is that a hammer he just gave to the left to pound him with.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (kqsXK)

769 Rush said this is what has actually set off the left and the many Washington insiders.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (K8r57)
---
Funny and weird, but I read that "tranny Washington insiders".

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (vDqXW)

770 Listening to radio this morning everyone in the government was going to resign, the intelligence was up in arms President Trump believed Putin more than their Deep State

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (pHfeF)

771 Not ready for a Mardi Gras man on the street interview on the late late show.

Posted by: DaveM at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (WWC3Y)

772 Jacqueline Bissett's tits under her white t-shirt in The Deep were pretty stiff competition. Quality over quantity, there.

-
I was scared stiff! Something made me stiff anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (+y/Ru)

773 Thread's dead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (1AK1h)

Everyone's doing google searches for "Adrienne Barbeau's Tits"

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

774 Nood, slackers.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (5jVnA)

775 Yeah the First 48 got a bit repetitive, which is why I think they're just doing trials now which isn't nearly as interesting to me.

Jacqueline Bissett's tits under her white t-shirt in The Deep were pretty stiff competition. Quality over quantity, there.

Check out Boy on a Dolphin with a young Sophia Loren some day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (39g3+)

776 When you come to quality over quantity, embrace the healing power of 'and'.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (ctuyM)

777 I want to trust Trump knows what he's doing, but WOW is that a hammer he just gave to the left to pound him with.

-----

That would be the first time I've seen him own-goal. He just gave them what they wanted.

They're gonna do this every day now.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge mistake, Donnie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (AzW6q)

778
I'll man the rear!!
Posted by: Shep Smith


And vice versa.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (IqV8l)

779 Russia meddling Russia meddling Russia meddling.....

What is the actual 'Russia meddling'?

The small ad buy on Fakebook?

Is that it?


That's a nothing burger. Good grief.....



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (8iiMU)

780
On Autopsy about Graham Parson's death by heroin overdose, when his doper friends figured out that he was in deep trouble, they applied the home remedy of inserting an ice cube up his exhaust port and it revived him for a short while.

That's very dangerous and can kill you.

Posted by: Stormy D. at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (10vO4)

781 How a capitalist loads Christmas trees.

https://youtu.be/08K_aEajzNA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (+y/Ru)

782

By that, er, logic, then we have enough jobs to go around so that "everyone" can have two. AND employers are beginning to suffer a labor shortage in some areas so apparently there are jobs available for more people to have two. AND the Obama-created stat of those that have given up on finding work has been reversing.

Yeah, no, Occasion-cortex, you make no sense.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (rXie1)

783 OK, first tits in a movie thread?

First accidental: Went to the drive in with the neighbors in their station wagon. Brother is older than I, sisters are younger, we're seeing some wholesome double feature like Herbie the Love Bug and something.

During intermission they show promos for other drive-in fare, including a movie about a girl hitchhiker who takes her top off to get truckers to pay attention. That was awkward but mesmerizing.

First intentional: Swashbuckler, I think it was called. Genevieve Bujold takes her clothes off and go swimming.

I went with my father. I was trying my best to not let on that I'd seen a naked girl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (fuK7c)

784 I would like to see a real life version of Scanners, where Trump looks hard at Acosta and Acosta's head explodes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (k1TUh)

785

STORMY JOHNSON SOCK IS RIGHT

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (10vO4)

786 Nancy also said creating so many jobs so fast is "reckless".

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

Trump's reckless job creation is like feckless recklessness on steroids.

Posted by: new hotness at July 17, 2018 02:51 PM (txw6d)

787 Nood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM (AzW6q)

788 Hillary took a couple billion in (bribes) to the Clinton Foundation, but Charles Ortel has said (I heard him say this about a year ago, and recently) that the way the (illegal for donations most of the time) foundation was setup, the big "checks" could be cashed but never go into the books, or into that account.

So where is it hiding ... could be tens of billions, or more?

Well if it is in nations where it could hide from FOIA and audits, and Trump makes deals with those countries to extend the audits there ... there will be a lot of screeching. Oh .. Russia may cooperate on that $400M?

and yeah, FusionGPS ... do we have those bank records yet?and who GAVE all the money?

It seems that the hammer may be coming down ... and that is why they are screaming to stop Trump at every turn.

Trump backed off the "don't trust our IC" thing, but he got it out there, and maybe it served its purpose. idk ... but we know TopMen have been fired for lying, and hints of much worse.

SOON ... we hope.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (bT8Z4)

789 On Autopsy about Graham Parson's death by heroin overdose, when his doper friends figured out that he was in deep trouble, they applied the home remedy of inserting an ice cube up his exhaust port and it revived him for a short while.

Funny. I don't remember reading about that technique in my Boy Scout First Aid Manual.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (+y/Ru)

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Nor in my CLS course...

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (Iik29)

790 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?
Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (jjaLl)

but she's got the 'crazy eyes'; don't turn your back or fall asleep in her presence....

Posted by: the Butcher at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (DIosY)

791 >>>"Humanoids of the Deep."

worst date movie ever

Posted by: concrete girl and the foxy football player at July 17, 2018 03:02 PM (BVthB)

792 Well if she could understand numbers that would be math. And commies don't math so

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (nQHw/)

793 That is weapons grade stupid right there. Makes Hank Johnson look like a Rhodes scholar.

Posted by: ts at July 17, 2018 03:31 PM (D/Sm5)

794 This head movie makes my eyes rain!

Posted by: Simple Jack at July 17, 2018 03:53 PM (vkxmI)

795 Apparently she counts unfilled jobs as unemployed people.
Or something...

Posted by: JBSPRY at July 17, 2018 03:54 PM (fgikz)

796 The more Audio/Video of her communicating THE BETTER.
...Totally fer sure!

Posted by: MoJoeTee at July 17, 2018 04:34 PM (bpfI3)

797 I agree....Stupid should hurt

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