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Hillary Praetorian Phillipe Reines: Let's Blow Air Horns By the White House All Night to Deprive the President and His Family of Sleep

Phillipe Reines just doxxed a bookstore, with the implicit suggestion that his jackboot legions "protest" a private business for the sin of calling the cops on a #Resistance "protester" who was harassing Steve Bannon inside his shop.

Now he's calling for an an illegal protest of the White House with the explicit goal of violating noise ordinances and causing physical harm to the president.





It might be time to start giving Phillipe Reines the "never let them have a moment of civil peace" treatment he inflicts on others. The rules of engagement you choose for your opponents are the rules of engagement you also choose for yourself.

The police and Secret Service should be eager to arrest. With his tweets, Reines has forfeit any presumption that there is a Free Speech purpose to this proposed illegal assembly; he states clearly that his purpose is not to communicate any message, but to deprive someone of sleep and interfere with the quiet enjoyment of his residence -- the very definition of harassment under the law.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:31 PM




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1 Go away, Scankles.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 05:31 PM (oXwsm)

2 Dude is an idiot

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2018 05:32 PM (wldC6)

3 It might be time to start giving Phillipe Reines the "never let them have a moment of civil peace" treatment he inflicts on others.

Works for me.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 16, 2018 05:32 PM (NL6wI)

4 what a creep

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 16, 2018 05:32 PM (KxbBq)

5 this uncivil war won't end well

Posted by: batterup at July 16, 2018 05:33 PM (U2JQS)

6 Can he really do this? Is it legal?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

7 These people are pure evil.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 16, 2018 05:33 PM (l9m7l)

8 Go away, Scankles.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 05:31 PM (oXwsm)

G-D NO.....That FAB is the best thing we have going

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2018 05:34 PM (Lg2h/)

9 wonder what the penalty is for that sort of disturbance?

Posted by: CN at July 16, 2018 05:34 PM (5gaNQ)

10 Somehow, I think the Leader of the Free World's staff can find him a peaceful place to sleep. Probably with champagne and hookers, if he wants them.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 16, 2018 05:34 PM (Vg7oM)

11 James Mattis in camo. In the bushes near Reines and his posse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

12 Why not? Might as well annoy all the hippie filth that hangs around the White House. Those blast proof walls cannot stop an air horn.

Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 05:34 PM (lDIk/)

13 I refuse to be willowed:

I am still not entirely clear on how Trump's press conference with putin was treasonous.


Did he agree to fly Billions of dollars to putin to sign a flimsy paper deal to give up his Nuke program for a few years?

Did he tell putin that he would have more flexibility to negotiate after his next election?

Did he refuse to call out putin when he "annexed" Crimea and parts of the Ukraine?

Did he draw a red line in the sand in Syria and then walk back from it?

Can someone help me out here?



Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2018 05:33 PM

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2018 05:34 PM (+Dllb)

14 Got that wrong......please do try and get this going, Libtards. I'm sure D.C. jails have room for ya.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 05:34 PM (oXwsm)

15 The commies/Marxists are definately the soon to be ex wife of this relationship.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 16, 2018 05:35 PM (CqtRA)

16 These guys are SO not gonna like the new rules they are promoting. Keep poking the bear. Go ahead.

Posted by: SGR at July 16, 2018 05:35 PM (J6L2J)

17 It might be time to start giving Phillipe Reines the "never let them
have a moment of civil peace" treatment he inflicts on others.

Anyone have his address? I am retired and pretty much have nothing to do.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2018 05:35 PM (+Dllb)

18 Check The Left Sidebar For MoMe Notices!

++++

It's great that we have the scrolling blue announcement in the real sidebar about MoMe notices in the left sidebar. It did its job; I am now aware.

But, one problem. I can't find the left sidebar. Maybe some flashing arrows or something to lead us to the exact spot?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 16, 2018 05:35 PM (KDpai)

19 I think these people should be encouraged to do these things. They are showing voters just how unhinged they are. All of this can be used in Trump campaign ads.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 05:35 PM (+lVUW)

20 Darn only $250 and 90 days

Posted by: CN at July 16, 2018 05:35 PM (5gaNQ)

21 Someone is eventually going to get shot and likely killed doing this shit.

I'm not saying it would be right. I'm not advocating it. I wouldn't do it.

But that's one jury I'd be willing to sit on.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2018 05:35 PM (4ErVI)

22 Get on the chopper, Phil.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 05:36 PM (AzW6q)

23 Start tonight. Maybe they can time it after every homerun.

Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 05:36 PM (lDIk/)

24 Huh. I only thought I knew what "petty" meant. It turns out I had it gauged wrong. That, or the window shifted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2018 05:36 PM (I2dne)

25 This is precisely how you win voters over to your side in advance of the fall elections. Full-on crazy.

Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 05:36 PM (v6UKb)

26 Penalty? depends if you are a democrat

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 16, 2018 05:36 PM (CDETr)

27 Go ahead and try that, as we use to say
No balls, no babys

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 05:36 PM (pHfeF)

28 17: Yup, Acid Reines needs a taste of his own behavior

Posted by: CN at July 16, 2018 05:36 PM (5gaNQ)

29


Did he agree to fly Billions of dollars to putin to sign a flimsy paper deal to give up his Nuke program for a few years?

Did he tell putin that he would have more flexibility to negotiate after his next election?

Did he refuse to call out putin when he "annexed" Crimea and parts of the Ukraine?

Did he draw a red line in the sand in Syria and then walk back from it?

Can someone help me out here?



Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2018 05:33 PM

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2018 05:34 PM (+Dllb)

It was not any of those...and of course the hyper ventilation going on is way of of proportions.

HOWEVER I thought it was not PDT's best moment.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2018 05:36 PM (Lg2h/)

30 Someone should find out where Reines lives and blast Trump's best speeches (hours of them) at his window. Next, identify his car and festoon it with a tasteful selection of Trump/Pence and MAGA stickers. Applied with Super Glue, of course.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2018 05:37 PM (3C9q2)

31 Also, that's the worst name since Reince Preibus.

Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 05:37 PM (v6UKb)

32 I can't wait for the post about Hillary openeing up her speech to the Teachers Union about how tired she is.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 16, 2018 05:37 PM (CqtRA)

33 GWS, if you could get anyone ont he left to truthfully answer even one of questions, it would be game, set and match.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2018 05:37 PM (Aamf1)

34 1 Go away, Scankles.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


There are those who think she's preparing to run in '20.
I hope it's true.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 05:37 PM (+lVUW)

35 His iron-clad definse? "Umm, uhh, I was just joking!"

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2018 05:37 PM (rYk7m)

36 It might be time to start giving Phillipe Reines the "never let them have a moment of civil peace" treatment he inflicts on others.


Fill a fire truck's tank with pure Cayenne Oil, and hose down that bullhornshit crowd. At maximum pressure.

That'll make a lasting impression on them.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2018 05:37 PM (QzJWU)

37 30. Mix ground glass with the adhesive. Just sayin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 05:38 PM (fA1SL)

38 YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING USEFUL, PHILIP. GET THOSE STUPID ASSHOLES TO BLOW FUCKING HORNS OR SOME SHIT! HUMA, SHITTER BAG IS FULL!
*whips ashtray*

Posted by: Hillary! at July 16, 2018 05:38 PM (89T5c)

39 Next, identify his car and festoon it with a
tasteful selection of Trump/Pence and MAGA stickers. Applied with Super
Glue, of course.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2018 05:37 PM (3C9q2)
I like this one very much...gorilla glue..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 05:38 PM (a0IVu)

40 For every bull horn blast at PDT and his family, there should be a crowd doing the same outside The Beast's Chappaqua home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

41 It might be time to start giving Phillipe Reines the "never let them
have a moment of civil peace" treatment he inflicts on others.



No, it is time to throw his ass in jail for a minimum of 30 days. A DC common lockup with a cage full of street bums and derelicts.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 16, 2018 05:38 PM (mpXpK)

42 At least the douche went to Ramaz and not sonny boy Kushner's school...still another vile blot on my tribe

Posted by: CN at July 16, 2018 05:39 PM (5gaNQ)

43 You know what turns Alien: Covenant from a terrible movie to a hugely enjoyable one?
Imagine that all the humans, and all the "Engineers" from that one scene, are democrats. And David is a Trump supporter.
Suddenly it's a classic.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 16, 2018 05:39 PM (l9m7l)

44 These people can do whatever they want to do as long as Jeff Sessions continues to hide under his desk.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 05:39 PM (r9UYA)

45 Anon Y Mouse, you are in the TX MoMe area. Oct 20th.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2018 05:39 PM (Aamf1)

46 PDT should take a page out of Obama's playbook and drone-strike this American asshole in particular.

Posted by: ShainS at July 16, 2018 05:39 PM (uu0VY)

47 Is this fool serious?!?!


I say authorize the Secret Service to shoot anyone who does this. It not only will annoy the Trumps, but it is a security issue/distraction for SS on duty.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 05:39 PM (W+vEI)

48 Trump met with both Kim Jung-un and Putin. In both cases it appears he may make significant progress.

This exposes the failure of the Left on the world stage. It must be relentlessly attacked.

Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 05:39 PM (v6UKb)

49 There are those who think she's preparing to run in '20.
I hope it's true.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 05:37 PM (+lVUW)

-------------

Yeah, actually me too. Think of all that wasted campaign cash.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 05:40 PM (oXwsm)

50 I'm glad this fucking guy isn't in my area because one thing would lead to another and there I am digging another hole out in the woods late at night.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 16, 2018 05:40 PM (bML9A)

51 There are those who think she's preparing to run in '20. I hope it's true.

They misunderstood her. She hopes to climb stairs unaided by 2020. With a drink in each hand.

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2018 05:40 PM (rYk7m)

52 Heads on pikes.
Impalements.
Gibbets.
Hanging.
Drawing.
Quartering.
The rack.
The wheel.
The thumbscrews.
The skull crusher.
The iron maiden.
The pear of anguish.
The Judas cradle.
The crocodile shears.

Time to get medieval on their asses.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2018 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

53 People who are sleep-deprived can do crazy things, like have the IRS do a 7 year audit.

Posted by: OCBill at July 16, 2018 05:40 PM (df+Zi)

54

Can You Fly Phillipe?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits Boddicker at July 16, 2018 05:40 PM (AyGZp)

55 5 this uncivil war won't end well
Posted by: batterup at July 16, 2018 05:33 PM (U2JQS)


It's not beginning well, either.

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2018 05:40 PM (xjiRE)

56 I'm pretty sure it's illegal to give another man a Phillipe Reines.

At least in like 32 States, it is.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (6npwy)

57 Vuvuzelas for the win.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (LiyEm)

58 Report him. Lets see if the fascist censoring Left Wing ideological trash that run Twatter have the balls to live up to their own rules.

Posted by: WonkishRogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (O9JR8)

59 In any event, it's just a weak-sauce copy of a Michael Moore schtick from years ago. Not even any creativity.

Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (v6UKb)

60 That fvcker rightly needs his a$$ kicked.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (5lYBW)

61 You know what really pisses me off about this shit, besides the fact it's petty, ineffective and dangerous? It's the fact these people have no lives, and ALL THE F**KING time in the world to plan and execute these tantrums. Don't these asshats have day jobs? Don't they have kids home on summer break? Don't they have life partners to have anal sex with? Don't they have to book-in with Paolo so their wives will have that healthy glow once again?
Idiots.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (ty7RM)

62 >>James Mattis in camo. In the bushes near Reines and his posse.



Threadwinner

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (W+vEI)

63 I'm glad this fucking guy isn't in my area because one thing would lead to another and there I am digging another hole out in the woods late at night.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade


Look, just spread 'em out, OK? No point having all your shallow graves in one area, after all...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (AM1GF)

64
I'm glad this fucking guy isn't in my area because one thing would lead
to another and there I am digging another hole out in the woods late at
night.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 16, 2018 05:40 PM (bML9A)


I wonder if Amazon Prime has any deals on lime?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (ptqGC)

65 I seem to be blocked by this little worm, and I have no idea who he is!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (wYseH)

66 This useless prick, Reines, worked for Killary at the State Dept. and we paid his salary.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (Aamf1)

67 I'm sure all the leftist lobbyist shitweenies who live near the White House will appreciate getting airhorned as well.

Unintended consequences, how's that work again?

And to all the fuckweenie trollshitwagons who think the 100% wall to wall media bashing of Trump is gonna hurt him, think again.

The more they attack, the more they'll get ass probed by their own bows and arrows. I think that's in 2 Corinthians somewhere.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 05:42 PM (+dsLj)

68 >>I seem to be blocked by this little worm, and I have no idea who he is!


He probably got a bad batch of your Dildo Oil.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2018 05:42 PM (6npwy)

69 They designed the WH to withstand bombs. But not air horns.

Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 05:42 PM (lDIk/)

70 Vuvuzelas for the win.

Posted by: steevy


Someone hooked an air horn up to a vuvuzela once.

It was everything you'd expect it to be...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 05:42 PM (AM1GF)

71 This what guys used to do when I was boning their gf's. Made me think twice before I did it again.

Posted by: REDACTED at July 16, 2018 05:42 PM (TdS5t)

72 65
I seem to be blocked by this little worm, and I have no idea who he is!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (wYseH)
He proactively blocked you?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 05:42 PM (a0IVu)

73 The more bat shit crazy these A holes do the better it will be to peal off moderate Democrats

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 05:42 PM (pHfeF)

74 17 It might be time to start giving Phillipe Reines the "never let them
have a moment of civil peace" treatment he inflicts on others.

Anyone have his address? I am retired and pretty much have nothing to do.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2018 05:35 PM (+Dllb)

I was just trying to find it. No luck so far...will keep looking.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 05:42 PM (Enq6K)

75 I wonder if Amazon Prime has any deals on lime?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (ptqGC)

....then Jane can place the order...because Amazon likes her...

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2018 05:43 PM (bUjCl)

76 63. Getcha one of them agricultural augers. Drill, plant, and drive on. More efficient use of limited space.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 05:43 PM (fA1SL)

77
The more they attack, the more they'll get ass probed by their own bows and arrows. I think that's in 2 Corinthians somewhere.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

Call up Comey, he'd know

Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2018 05:43 PM (8ikIW)

78 They could be arrested...and let go completely free in the future like the inauguration day rioters.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 05:43 PM (LiyEm)

79 "You all over there! Commit crimes I won't cause I'm a pussy."

Short version

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 16, 2018 05:43 PM (1v+JN)

80 I seem to be blocked by this little worm, and I have no idea who he is!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


They're known to circulate lists of conservatives to pre-emptively block. You were likely on one.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 05:43 PM (AM1GF)

81 "You know, it's hard to work here in Washington, what with all the noise and congestion. So we're moving all departments out across this great country of ours..."

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2018 05:43 PM (rYk7m)

82 Just have Delta Force beat them to death.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 16, 2018 05:43 PM (j5LcW)

83 Look, just spread 'em out, OK? No point having all your shallow graves in one area, after all...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (AM1GF)


See my theory is put them all in one place.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2018 05:44 PM (+lOpA)

84 the LOL here is that, due to bullet proof windows, etc, the living quarters, if not all of the White House, are likely more or less soundproof.

and even if they aren't, i'm sure there's sleeping quarters downstairs in the secure area.

besides, if they keep Trump awake, he'll just get on Twitter and rip them all a new asshole.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2018 05:44 PM (YOl0X)

85 pissses me off about this shit, besides the fact it's petty, ineffective and dangerous? It's the fact these people have no lives, and ALL THE F**KING time in the world to plan and execute these tantrums

**************************

Watch how many protests evaporate into thin air when you abolish welfare.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 05:44 PM (+dsLj)

86 >>This useless prick, Reines, worked for Killary at the State Dept. and we paid his salary.


He's worked for Hillary for many years. He is a toad like her other inner circle flunkies David Brock, Sid Blumenthal, John Podesta. She really has a type, doesn't she?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 05:44 PM (W+vEI)

87 >>I seem to be blocked by this little worm, and I have no idea who he is!


Well, you are a notorious anti-semite.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2018 05:44 PM (6npwy)

88 "66 This useless prick, Reines, worked for Killary at the State Dept. and we paid his salary.
Posted by: Ben Had"


According to that lib reporter that wrote a book about the campaign, Reines was the nastiest of the bunch which is really saying something.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 16, 2018 05:44 PM (OD2ni)

89 The left has dragged us down so far that I would welcome Trump becoming the tyrant they think he is. At least weaponize the Justice Department and IRS as Obama did.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Vg7oM)

90 See my theory is put them all in one place.
Posted by: eleven

Or start up a hog farm.

Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2018 05:45 PM (8ikIW)

91 Jeebus. We were walking toward our flight in the Johannesburg airport, and two clueless, idiot parents had bought their two hell spawn vuvuzelas.


The two brats were parading through the international concourse blowing the damned things at the tops of their lungs, to the "delight" of everyone.

I wanted so badly to snatch the damned things out of their mitts, break them across my knee, and hand the pieces to the idiot parents with a nice "You're welcome."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

92 This idiot needs a good hammering w. Melania's stilettos. In fact, she might just do that if he tries this trick and upsets her son. Something tells me she will go to war for Barron.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 05:45 PM (a0IVu)

93 It might be time to start giving Phillipe Reines the "never let them have a moment of civil peace" treatment he inflicts on others. The rules of engagement you choose for your opponents are the rules of engagement you also choose for yourself.

Good idea.

What is his address?

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 05:45 PM (DH5wZ)

94 Check The Left Sidebar For MoMe Notices!

++++

It's great that we have the scrolling blue announcement in the real sidebar about MoMe notices in the left sidebar. It did its job; I am now aware.

But, one problem. I can't find the left sidebar. Maybe some flashing arrows or something to lead us to the exact spot?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 16, 2018 05:35 PM (KDpai)

Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2018 05:45 PM (+RWmb)

95 They're known to circulate lists of conservatives to pre-emptively block. You were likely on one.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 05:43 PM (AM1GF)

--------------

Yep, and with full on assistance and collusion by Twatter, I'm sure.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 05:45 PM (oXwsm)

96 The police and Secret Service should be eager to arrest. With his tweets, Reines has forfeit any presumption that there is a Free Speech purpose to this proposed illegal assembly; he states clearly that his purpose is not to communicate any message, but to deprive someone of sleep and interfere with the quiet enjoyment of his residence -- the very definition of harassment under the law.
======

But, Democrat.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 16, 2018 05:46 PM (nILVB)

97 they try to be just clever/cutesie enough, to not get arrested for inciting a riot, or inciting harassment. But they clearly don't mind if some low level idiot decides to "be a hero" and get arrested or shot in the process.

Incitement is what they intend, so they need to be arrested as an accomplice/plotter, along with the "brave activist" doing the criminal deed.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2018 05:46 PM (bT8Z4)

98 Hillary is immune to these type of attacks on account of her drunkenness.

Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 05:46 PM (lDIk/)

99 You know if you show up to the Park, he'll be waiting there with a bag filled with Vodka, Fireworks, Dildo Oil, and Duct Tape.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2018 05:46 PM (6npwy)

100 Look, just spread 'em out, OK? No point having all your shallow graves in one area, after all...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 05:41 PM (AM1GF)

Never did understand the shallow grave thing. Sure it takes time to dig 'em deep, but you planned out and executed a murder and suddenly you're skimping on the grave? That's how people get caught!

LOW ENERGY!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2018 05:46 PM (4ErVI)

101 This guy needs a brutal beating in the worst way.

Posted by: Enough is enough at July 16, 2018 05:46 PM (kDFEG)

102 Heads on pikes.
Impalements.
Gibbets.
Hanging.
Drawing.
Quartering.
The rack.
The wheel.
The thumbscrews.
The skull crusher.
The iron maiden.
The pear of anguish.
The Judas cradle.
The crocodile shears.

Time to get medieval on their asses.

Posted by: Insomniac


Glad to see you're back.
And in fine form.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2018 05:46 PM (+RWmb)

103 49 There are those who think she's preparing to run in '20.
I hope it's true.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 05:37 PM (+lVUW)

-------------

Yeah, actually me too. Think of all that wasted campaign cash.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


I just want to see him walk up behind her during a debate question and stand there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 05:46 PM (+lVUW)

104 What an idiot. Here's their chance to help Trumpenhitler sleep so he doesn't murder more citizens, destroy nations, and kick puppies and Phillipe Reines wants to keep him awake and agitated. Why does Phillipe Reines want to agitate Trumpenhitler to action all night long?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2018 05:46 PM (6eEQ+)

105 I have been to DC sites but not near the White House, but seems they can get no closer than 100yds, anyone know even as a guess who has been there?

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 05:47 PM (pHfeF)

106
Wow. Blocked from tweeting Phillipe Reines in record time..... hehe

He didn't like this the Trump dance youtube video I sent him I guess.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVmMo9gd38A

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (thought leader) at July 16, 2018 05:47 PM (eR21P)

107
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 16, 2018 05:35 PM (KDpai)

Lift sidebar is one ASHQ main page-on left

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 05:47 PM (AllCR)

108 >>This guy needs a brutal beating in the worst way.


8:30pm

Lafayette park


Show up.

Pund me.

Posted by: Phillipe Reines at July 16, 2018 05:47 PM (6npwy)

109 Also, her running would be another opportunity to bring out Bill's victims for a public reunion.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 05:47 PM (+lVUW)

110 Zabasearch has two listings for this twat in D.C. In case anyone wants to keep him up all night.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2018 05:48 PM (Agn5J)

111 I may have found his address. Anyone live near Prospect St. NW in DC?

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 05:48 PM (Enq6K)

112 Phillippe talks pretty tough for a guy with such a faggy name. And I'll be in front of the White House with an air horn before Phillippe ever will.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 16, 2018 05:48 PM (O5Q3r)

113 39 Next, identify his car and festoon it with a
tasteful selection of Trump/Pence and MAGA stickers. Applied with Super
Glue, of course.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2018 05:

--------

I did discretely add a Trump/Pence bumper sticker to the car of a lib back during the campaign.

Posted by: MAGA at July 16, 2018 05:48 PM (LnOh3)

114
Silly leftists.... Trump never sleeps. He dances all night.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (thought leader) at July 16, 2018 05:48 PM (eR21P)

115 45 Anon Y Mouse, you are in the TX MoMe area. Oct 20th.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2018 05:39 PM (Aamf1)

++++

You're the second person here to think I'm a Texan. Or maybe it was you the other time. But, although I think Texas is likely a fine state. I've never set foot in it.

I did know someone from Oklahoma who hated Texans. I think they gave him an inferiority complex.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 16, 2018 05:48 PM (KDpai)

116 These assholes where praising the Glider Pilot that flew near Trump in Scotland. They should have shot him down they didn't know if he was harmless, he could have been a suicde bomber or carrying nerve agent. They are still finding it in the UK

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 16, 2018 05:49 PM (dKiJG)

117 "82 Just have Delta Force beat them to death.
Posted by: Boss Moss"


Heh. I loved that 80's movie where Chuck Norris had the motorcycle with rockets, and kicked terrorist ass in the ME.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 16, 2018 05:49 PM (OD2ni)

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2018 05:49 PM (YOl0X)

119 I always keep a couple of fifty pound bags of quick lime in the garage for emergencies.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 16, 2018 05:49 PM (bML9A)

120 So, all they need is the Ark of the Covenant then to complete their protest, is that right?

An the walls of the WH will come tumbling down...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 16, 2018 05:49 PM (1v+JN)

121 Clinton insiders are freaking out. Her world may very well be falling apart.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 16, 2018 05:49 PM (IUkl3)

122 Well, you are a notorious anti-semite.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2018 05:44 PM (6npwy)

Well...I do hate Jews like him.

It's surprising, because he was raised "Modern Orthodox," and he should have some minimal understanding of the vitriolic hatred of Israel and the Jews that is currently the norm on the Left.

By the way, he went to Columbia. School of General Studies. That is definitely not the same thing as Columbia University.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2018 05:50 PM (wYseH)

123 Last thing I read on the internet is Phillipe Reines was hired on as a sub-contractor, by Madonna, to blow the Men who Voted for Hillary.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2018 05:50 PM (6npwy)

124 Maybe Chad in Portland is available?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 05:50 PM (W+vEI)

125 I watched part of Hillary's speech at the teachers union convention. Looked like she had drank several cans of Red Bull before the speech. She was on fire....She was showing she is ready for 2020 I guess.

Posted by: Colin at July 16, 2018 05:50 PM (oe8tu)

126 The thing leftists don't care about is this commotion won't hurt the president, but it will hurt others who live or stay near the White House. Like these Antifa assholes who block city streets, only screwing working folks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2018 05:51 PM (Agn5J)

127 Let loose the hounds!

Posted by: Cheri at July 16, 2018 05:51 PM (oiNtH)

128
I can't wait for the post about Hillary openeing up her speech to the Teachers Union about how tired she is.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio


She used to be no ways tired.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 05:51 PM (IqV8l)

129 Looks like Reines lives in a condo building that I am sure has guards.

Guess what a-hole - Trump lives in a house with guards, too.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 05:51 PM (DH5wZ)

130 By Praetorian do you mean Cock sucking Rectal Buccaneer?

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 05:51 PM (y3aQB)

131
I always keep a couple of fifty pound bags of quick lime in the garage for emergencies.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 16, 2018 05:49 PM (bML9A)


The ol' "shoot, shovel, and shut up."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

132 I did know someone from Oklahoma who hated Texans. I think they gave him an inferiority complex.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


They say it's Oklahoma that keeps Texas from falling off into the gulf. It sucks so hard.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2018 05:51 PM (+RWmb)

133 They could be arrested...and let go completely free in the future like the inauguration day rioters.
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 05:43 PM (LiyEm)


I'm still steaming over that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2018 05:52 PM (y7DUB)

134 Anon Y Mouse. Sorry. You could still come.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2018 05:52 PM (Aamf1)

135 I'm glad Amaon likes you, Jane. Right now it hates me. I'm trying to order an Instant Pot for my oldest for services rendered. (The poor kid is the closest to the creaking antiques, works apartment maintenance, and so always ends up unplugging sinks, installing window air conditioners, checking the furnace -- saving his old parents tons of money, in other words.) Amazon refuses to put the damn thing in my cart.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at July 16, 2018 05:52 PM (luqzw)

136 There isn't a prohibition against the undead running for office?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 16, 2018 05:52 PM (j5LcW)

137 "105 I have been to DC sites but not near the White House, but seems they can get no closer than 100yds, anyone know even as a guess who has been there?
Posted by: Skip"


I work in DC. It is really restricted now. It seems like even Pennsylvania on the north side is closed to predestrians most of the time. It used to be awesome to jog pastr the WH on Penn and the assortment of weirdos/toursists just kind of hanging out. I miss that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 16, 2018 05:52 PM (OD2ni)

138 >>>Anon Y Mouse. Sorry. You could still come.

TWSS

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2018 05:52 PM (Agn5J)

139 Can't hear shit through the one inch bulletproof glass in the WH windows.

Posted by: Octopussy at July 16, 2018 05:53 PM (XOBxb)

140 Last thing I read on the internet is Phillipe Reines was hired on as a sub-contractor, by Madonna, to blow the Men who Voted for Hillary.
=====

Hired?!

I laid her for the privilege!

Posted by: Phillipe at July 16, 2018 05:53 PM (nILVB)

141 She was on fire....She was showing she is ready for 2020 I guess.

***************

The only thing better than Hillary running would be Maxine Waters.

48 state Trumpian blowout almost guaranteed (because NY and CA will always be leftist shitholes).

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 05:53 PM (+dsLj)

142 132
I did know someone from Oklahoma who hated Texans. I think they gave him an inferiority complex.

New Mexico is mostly populated by former Texas that hate Texans.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 16, 2018 05:54 PM (u/p7K)

143 My grandfather would say this fellow needs a kick in the pants. My father would say he's an ass. I say he is a dick that needs his ass kicked, but he is probably like most leftists, a coward who hides behind a mob and cannot face one man to man.

Posted by: Locke Common at July 16, 2018 05:54 PM (zpbx8)

144 "Paid," dammit. "Paid."

Posted by: Phillipe at July 16, 2018 05:54 PM (nILVB)

145 103 49 There are those who think she's preparing to run in '20.
I hope it's true.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 05:37 PM (+lVUW)

If Trump is vulnerable, she'll have to fight out a nomination battle with Kamala, who will tear the heart out of her base, black women. If Trump is strong, they may run her, just to get rid of her sorry ass.

Bill will become a non factor, if not an outright liability. She wont have a cash advantage and no one has name id like Trump.

The dims got their Prezzies out of order. If the would have taken Cankles in 2008, Obama would probably be president right now

Posted by: REDACTED at July 16, 2018 05:54 PM (TdS5t)

146 "Phillippe talks pretty tough for a guy with such a faggy name. And I'll be in front of the White House with an air horn before Phillippe ever will.
Posted by: tu3031"


Chris Hayes looks tougher than Phillppw.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 16, 2018 05:54 PM (OD2ni)

147 Can someone help me out here?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2018 05:33 PM
______________________

Selling out your country is only treasonous when a white Republican does it.

When a black Dim does it, it's sublime, 6-dimensional chess that a dumb plebe like you and me couldn't possibly comprehend.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 16, 2018 05:54 PM (fqUgw)

148 I'm still steaming over that.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2018 05:52 PM (y7DUB)

-----

That, and the Awan case was the final straw for me. Time to take back our country, by hook or by crook. They're never going to give us justice. They're just flaunting it now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 05:54 PM (AzW6q)

149 I so want to go on a "vengeance vacation".

Posted by: MAGA at July 16, 2018 05:55 PM (LnOh3)

150 Hmmm, pretty sure I have read that The WH windows are bomb resistant. So I suspect that airhorns across the street are inaudible inside the WH.

Now I don't know the area to know how many lobbyists or just plain folks live there who might actually be inconvenienced by a stupid stunt like that if it were executed. fairly sure the SS patrolling the grounds and capitol police etc would be and quite possibly its some sort of crime to interfere with them in their duties.


Now one wonders where Phillip lives and works? Would his HOA, office landlord, or apartment manager be pleased if random flash mobs were to spring up in the early AM, during business hours etc? The odds of bothering LEO in their work are lower so a mob that showed up, woke or bothered everyone for 10 minutes and then disbanded might have small arrest risk.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 16, 2018 05:55 PM (eASYU)

151 This is a grown adult man doing this?!?!

Posted by: keena at July 16, 2018 05:55 PM (RiTnx)

152 For anyone worried about the media and Trump, watch this:

https://youtu.be/BKdIz9gP1uI

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 05:55 PM (+dsLj)

153 My grandfather would say this fellow needs a kick in the pants. My father would say he's an ass. I say he is a dick that needs his ass kicked, but he is probably like most leftists, a coward who hides behind a mob and cannot face one man to man.
Posted by: Locke Common at July 16, 2018 05:54 PM (zpbx

My Father would have said "The Best Part of you ran down your mother's leg"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2018 05:55 PM (Lg2h/)

154 And to all the fuckweenie trollshitwagons who think the 100% wall to wall media bashing of Trump is gonna hurt him, think again.

I've already gone through the candidates running in my state to find out which ones are running as Pro Trump. I've gotten my primary absentee ballot and voted for the Pro Trump candidates.

Apparently no one has explained to the fuckweenie trollshitwagons in the media that constant Trump bashing makes people dig in their heels. I hate them even more than I did before the '16 election.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 05:55 PM (+lVUW)

155 The more bat shit crazy these A holes do the better it will be to peal off moderate Democrats

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 05:42 PM (pHfeF)

I hope you are right but I wonder. Sure the blue collar rural working types that Trump won last time. But Self declared Dems in the cities and burbs? I would think they are as likely to join the insanity as change parties. I mean, they are Dems already.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 05:56 PM (n13/j)

156 Trumpian blowout almost guaranteed (because NY and CA will always be leftist shitholes).

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 05:53 PM (+dsLj)

Not upstate, but your right downstate (NYC metropolitan area) will vote for Hillary no matter what. (except Staten Island)

Posted by: Colin at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (oe8tu)

157 Somebody somewhere has had to have doxxed this idiot. All we have to do is find it, then have the MoMe to end all MoMe's. I think I still have one day in July I'm not scheduled for a doctor's appointment.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (luqzw)

158 Flash bangs at 4:00am can disrupt one's sleep too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (1g7ch)

159 No gerbil is safe when Reine's ass is in town.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (0ogQG)

160 Tami, Prospect St you say?

Google Phillipe Reines and Prospect Street and it does return results....

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (DH5wZ)

161 "For anyone worried about the media and Trump, watch this:"


At this point, the media sound like Charlie Brown's teacher to anyone outside their bubble. And they did it to themeselves.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (OD2ni)

162 152
For anyone worried about the media and Trump, watch this:



https://youtu.be/BKdIz9gP1uI

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 05:55 PM (+dsLj)
OK. I enjoyed that. Immensely.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (a0IVu)

163 Putin would know how to handle this.

Posted by: Phoenix Moron 'ukuleles rock' at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (Zmczq)

164 My Father would have said "The Best Part of you ran down your mother's leg"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2018 05:55 PM (Lg2h/)

Pretty sure I met your Dad, once

Posted by: REDACTED at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (TdS5t)

165 Drudge reports that this is the year AZ turns blue...

Posted by: Senators McCain and Flake at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (VWE5i)

166 "165 Drudge reports that this is the year AZ turns blue..."


I heard that all though 2016. Drudge is useless and pathetic these days.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 16, 2018 05:59 PM (OD2ni)

167 Putin would know how to handle this.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron 'ukuleles rock' at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (Zmczq)

-----

https://tinyurl.com/y8po5ulu

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 05:59 PM (AzW6q)

168 149
I so want to go on a "vengeance vacation".





Posted by: MAGA at July 16, 2018 05:55 PM (LnOh3)

Huh. Seems like a valid business model.

VengeanceVacations.com

Posted by: Phoenix Moron 'ukuleles rock' at July 16, 2018 06:00 PM (Zmczq)

169 Apparently no one has explained to the fuckweenie trollshitwagons in the media that constant Trump bashing makes people dig in their heels. I hate them even more than I did before the '16 election.

**********************************

Yeah, I was kinda meh on the midterms, now I'm somehow more fired up to vote even for RINOS than in 2016. (thankfully all my choices are Trumpicans though). Fuck You Votes are the best.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 06:00 PM (+dsLj)

170

Her Heinous' handmaiden will fall asleep, airhorn in hand, way before PDT does.

And I hope he wakes up in a jail cell for inciting a riot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 06:00 PM (HaL55)

171 "Drudge reports that this is the year AZ turns blue."

Be back later. Clickbaitin'.

Posted by: DrudgeRetort at July 16, 2018 06:00 PM (6eEQ+)

172 I heard that all though 2016. Drudge is useless and pathetic these days.

*************

Georgia would go blue and Trump would only eek by in Texas by 3 points.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 06:00 PM (+dsLj)

173 The rules of engagement you choose for your opponents are the rules of engagement you also choose for yourself.
Why hasn't this piece of human excrement been doxed yet? Where does he live any other homes he may have, address of where he works, what kind of car does he drive.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 16, 2018 06:02 PM (jxbfJ)

174 >>82
Just have Delta Force beat them to death.

Posted by: Boss Moss

Cave their faces in with their own air horns.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 06:02 PM (r9UYA)

175 Trump is apologizing to Putin ? This is the Yrump apology tour !!

Posted by: Comrade at July 16, 2018 06:02 PM (HZ+Im)

176
https://tinyurl.com/y8po5ulu

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 05:59 PM (AzW6q)

LMAO. Thats great! Looked like some twisted off Broadway show!

Posted by: Phoenix Moron 'ukuleles rock' at July 16, 2018 06:02 PM (Zmczq)

177 I think the White House is pretty found proof

Posted by: Comrade at July 16, 2018 06:03 PM (HZ+Im)

178 Drudge's STD's have eaten away his brain.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 06:03 PM (r9UYA)

179 Who does this Phillipe guy think he is, Bull Connor?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2018 06:03 PM (EoRCO)

180 Sound proof

Posted by: Comrade at July 16, 2018 06:03 PM (HZ+Im)

181 If I were Trump, and they did this, I'd get in Marine One and have it hover six feet over their heads.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2018 06:04 PM (yL25O)

182 Not upstate, but your right downstate (NYC metropolitan area) will vote for Hillary no matter what. (except Staten Island)

***************************

That makes me wonder if Trump could win California if you simply excluded Los Angeles County.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 06:04 PM (+dsLj)

183 Amazon prime day "glitch" made national news

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2018 06:04 PM (bUjCl)

184 I assume the Secret Service has one of these painted black.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8km266j

Posted by: DaveA at July 16, 2018 06:04 PM (FhXTo)

185 I heard that all though 2016. Drudge is useless and pathetic these days.

Posted by: Benji Carver


There's 'thelibertydaily' and 'whatfinger'.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2018 06:04 PM (+RWmb)

186 Drudge is polishing his turd to sell it to some lefty for a lot of cash. Sofa change for Bezos

Posted by: REDACTED at July 16, 2018 06:05 PM (TdS5t)

187
I think this dude has a vuvuzela stuck in his vulva.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 16, 2018 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

188
"You all over there! Commit crimes I won't cause I'm a pussy."

Short version

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 16, 2018 05:43 PM (1v+JN)







This.

Phillipe Reines = Pussy

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2018 06:05 PM (veoSD)

189 181
If I were Trump, and they did this, I'd get in Marine One and have it hover six feet over their heads.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2018 06:04 PM (yL25O)

I read Maxine One...I need a drink.

Posted by: Phoenix Moron 'ukuleles rock' at July 16, 2018 06:05 PM (Zmczq)

190 I did know someone from Oklahoma who hated Texans. I think they gave him an inferiority complex."

Sounds like an OU fan, that's been going on for a while.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2018 06:05 PM (k1TUh)

191 They don't get bluer than Sailor McCain and I'll Hold My Breath Until Trump Gives Me A Cookie Flake.

Posted by: Senators McCain and Flake at July 16, 2018 06:06 PM (VWE5i)

192 187

I think this dude has a vuvuzela stuck in his vulva.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 16, 2018 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

Vord.

Posted by: Vlad at July 16, 2018 06:06 PM (Zmczq)

193 OK. I enjoyed that. Immensely. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 05:57 PM (a0IVu)

********************

Here's a John Wick version I linked to the other day. Every time I get upset I watch it and feel right as rain again.

https://youtu.be/1yuZKAdvxJU

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 06:06 PM (+dsLj)

194 182 Not upstate, but your right downstate (NYC metropolitan area) will vote for Hillary no matter what. (except Staten Island)


Maybe the next time the Rooskies will move on from MD and try flipping NY.

Posted by: REDACTED at July 16, 2018 06:07 PM (TdS5t)

195

I think this dude has a vuvuzela stuck in his vulva.

Sooo, a vulvauzela?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 06:07 PM (HaL55)

196 184 I assume the Secret Service has one of these painted black.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8km266j

Every time they attacked Godzilla with those things, it NEVER worked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2018 06:07 PM (k1TUh)

197 Does this fool even know the grounds around the White House? He could stand in the north side of Lafayette square and bellow for all he's worth - the sound wouldn't reach across the street...

Time to point and laugh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 06:07 PM (7LY+6)

198 And just like that, for no reason at all, Trump's landslide margin of victory in 2020 just went up by 20 electoral college votes. /Forrest Gump

Posted by: Unknownsailor at July 16, 2018 06:08 PM (RRRo9)

199 Too bad I'm not near DC. I used to love going to protests. I'd like to be at that on, with a Cone of Silence. Or is it a bike lock of silence?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2018 06:08 PM (hyuyC)

200 You notice Trump never punches back with the beta terms and tactics of his enemies? He would never refute the merits of this plan. Just one word : "sad"

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2018 06:08 PM (QCc6B)

201 Arizona is going blue.

Right.

I remember when nominating Trump was going to hand the Congress and Supreme Court over to the Dems for a generation.

A GENERATION!!!

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 06:10 PM (DH5wZ)

202 this guy is a pussy's pussy.

sorry for calling him a guy.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2018 06:10 PM (UsCnO)

203 Should I know who this guy is? Because I have no idea who this guy is.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:10 PM (JJZzu)

204 I do assume the Secret Service isn't part of the swamp or Deep State, at least until I see differently.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 06:10 PM (pHfeF)

205 Maybe it's time to take out a raddled old hag who hasn't the sense to give up when no one can stand her, especially not her husband. Let's try making sure that none of the lights in her home work and let's ( for fun ) place objects on the floor so she can fall over them and break her friggin' neck. How about that? Har Har

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 16, 2018 06:10 PM (HLTe8)

206 Wait, no egging the WH? TP'ing the WH? Amateurs.

Posted by: Cheri at July 16, 2018 06:11 PM (oiNtH)

207 Drudge is polishing his turd to sell it to some lefty for a lot of cash. Sofa change for Bezos

Posted by: REDACTED at July 16, 2018 06:05 PM (TdS5t)

That is crazy enough to work. Why not Bezos? He already has the Washington Compost and Whole Foods. And the one thing he is not doing is being a passive owner. There is a plan. I can see it now, Drudge will stay kind of sorta libertarian/right for a while, but you can only view it if you join Prime!

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 06:11 PM (n13/j)

208
Should I know who this guy is? Because I have no idea who this guy is.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:10 PM (JJZzu)







Well, first off, he's a pussy.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2018 06:11 PM (veoSD)

209 Is this a thing?:

http://www.zabasearch.com/people/philippe+i+reines/new+york+ny/4198966127

Philippe I Reines
51 W 52nd ST #35TH FLOOR New York, NY 10019 (202) 588-XXXX

Same middle initial, gotta be him.

Doesn't matter that he's on the 35th floor -- the goal is to annoy the neighbors, so they then evict him for causing problems.

"Alinsky, you magnificent bastard -- I read your book!"

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 06:11 PM (c+2jX)

210 I'm pretty sure you need a permit to have a protest in front of the White House.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:11 PM (JJZzu)

211 Ace is cranking them out today - Nood.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 06:11 PM (oXwsm)

212
Here's a John Wick version I linked to the other day. Every time I get upset I watch it and feel right as rain again.



https://youtu.be/1yuZKAdvxJU

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 06:06 PM (+dsLj)

*deep exhale*
Thanks I needed that.
and what movie?

Posted by: Vlad at July 16, 2018 06:12 PM (Zmczq)

213 Mark Levin: Why didn't tough guy Mueller indict Putin? He said the media asked inappropriate questions and John Brennan is a nasty incompetent buffoon.

Posted by: kallisto at July 16, 2018 06:12 PM (Xhp1L)

214 20
Darn only $250 and 90 days

Actually, a tire iron across the face costs a lot more than that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2018 06:13 PM (UsCnO)

215 Hmmm, this megaphone has "Rapmaster 2000" written on the side.

Posted by: Philippe Reines, shit-for-brains at July 16, 2018 06:13 PM (24yWv)

216 *deep exhale*
Thanks I needed that.
and what movie?

******************

John Wick 2, the first movie was when he went on a rampage because they killed his dog. The second is when they killed his goldfish, so it gets much bloodier.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 06:13 PM (+dsLj)

217 If he lives in NY why is he encouraging people to do a noisy commotion in Washington D.C?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 06:14 PM (AllCR)

218 211 Ace is cranking them out today - Nood.
Posted by: Calm Mento


Sigh. Willowed again.

Anyone seeing comment #209 -- please forward it to this who agree with Ace's statement "The rules of engagement you choose for your opponents are the rules of engagement you also choose for yourself."

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 06:14 PM (c+2jX)

219
I don't know, fight noise with noise? Several thousand watt PA system set up facing the nimrods, playing God Bless America at full volume?

Posted by: Sphynx at July 16, 2018 06:14 PM (rXie1)

220 This POS now works for Fox News and they have him on almost every program. They have fired contributors for far less than this so what are they going to do about him?

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2018 06:14 PM (Mymqt)

221 to this who agree = to those who agree

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 06:14 PM (c+2jX)

222 *deep exhale*
Thanks I needed that.
and what movie?
Posted by: Vlad at July 16, 2018 06:12 PM (Zmczq)

...

Your man card, sir, is suspended.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2018 06:14 PM (yL25O)

223
And there I was, all Nood and everything. . .

Posted by: Sphynx at July 16, 2018 06:15 PM (rXie1)

224 The Resistance lives loudly within this one.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Dianne Feinstein at July 16, 2018 06:15 PM (koNhm)

225 Should I know who this guy is? Because I have no idea who this guy is.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:10 PM (JJZzu)


I don't think I've ever heard of him either. Some guy who advertises on Twitter that he will be blowing in a park this evening and that everyone should stop by, so good for him, I guess, if that's his gig.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 16, 2018 06:15 PM (y87Qq)

226 182 Not upstate, but your right downstate (NYC metropolitan area) will vote for Hillary no matter what. (except Staten Island)

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That makes me wonder if Trump could win California if you simply excluded Los Angeles County.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 06:04 PM (+dsLj)



I kind of doubt that. Trump lost California by a 2-1 margin.


However if you go and look at the results, guess what happens to the popular vote totals if you get rid of California.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 06:15 PM (lKs2v)

227 Best senario is that the Secret Service snipers think the air horn assholes are imminent explosions.

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2018 06:15 PM (nRWPy)

228 If he lives in NY why is he encouraging people to do a noisy commotion in Washington D.C?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 06:14 PM (AllCR)
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I'm sure from his point of view it's even better. He won't have to get arrested with the rest of the noisemakers.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:15 PM (JJZzu)

229 Do bullhorns short out when doused with water?
Not advocating anything just asking for a friend.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 16, 2018 06:16 PM (koNhm)

230

I'm not saying this guy is an eyeliner wearing metrosexual anal receptive BDSM slaveboi who's favorite cookbook is 'Natural Harvest' and likes Pina Coladas, walks in the rain and lemon party's, but...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2018 06:16 PM (AyGZp)

231 I don't think I've ever heard of him either. Some guy who advertises on Twitter that he will be blowing in a park this evening and that everyone should stop by, so good for him, I guess, if that's his gig.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 16, 2018 06:15 PM (y87Qq)
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But but but he's got a blue checkmark!!111!!!11! We're supposed to know who he is!

I assume he is of French descent from the name. That's all I got.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:17 PM (JJZzu)

232 Why are these people such insufferable pricks? It's got to be the social media.

Posted by: Fritz at July 16, 2018 06:17 PM (eAr55)

233 Guess what happens if you eliminate San Fran, Los Angeles, and NYC from the vote tally.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2018 06:17 PM (+RWmb)

234 123
Last thing I read on the internet is Phillipe Reines was hired on as a
sub-contractor, by Madonna, to blow the Men who Voted for Hillary.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2018 05:50 PM (6npwy)

Phillipe is a natural.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2018 06:19 PM (UsCnO)

235 I'm coming Phillipe!

I want to blow my vuvuzela all over Drumpf's face!!

Posted by: Jen Rubin at July 16, 2018 06:19 PM (DuAZ5)

236 I assume he is of French descent from the name. That's all I got.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:17 PM (JJZzu)


If Ace had posted a review of the new Philippe Reins movie with a straight face, I would have just assumed he was the director.

I'm also kind of credulous though. *shrug*

Posted by: hogmartin at July 16, 2018 06:19 PM (y87Qq)

237 "It might be time to start giving Phillipe Reines the "never let them have a moment of civil peace" treatment he inflicts on others. The rules of engagement you choose for your opponents are the rules of engagement you also choose for yourself."

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I expect Fox News, his current employer, to report this on one of their news programs. Let's see how Shep Smith handles a comrade in arms being the baddie.

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2018 06:19 PM (Mymqt)

238 Does he really work for Fox News, Decaf?

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:20 PM (JJZzu)

239 Philippe Reines. Philippe I. Reines (born November 25, 1969) is an American political consultant. He joined the Department of State as a Senior Advisor to Hillary Clinton when she became United States Secretary of State in January 2009, and in 2010 was promoted to the position of Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Strategic Communications.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 06:21 PM (AllCR)

240 Oh wait, I was thinking of Claude Rains. My bad.

Look, I'm not good at this "other peoples' names" thing. I'm trying my best.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 16, 2018 06:22 PM (y87Qq)

241 This little jagoff needs a good ass-kicking.

Posted by: seamrog at July 16, 2018 06:23 PM (pIVj0)

242 I'm not saying you should do this, but I wonder what happens if you walk behind a brain-damaged alcoholic with balance problems and a neck brace, wait till she gets on a long staircase, and suddenly set of a bunch of firecrackers?

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phillipe Reines XIV at July 16, 2018 06:23 PM (koNhm)

243 Don't feel bad, hogmartin. "Philippe" and "Claude" are very similar.

Thanks for the bio info, Fen.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:23 PM (JJZzu)

244 Wait a minute, wasn't Philippe fingered by a #MeToo accuser in Hillary's campaign and she moved the woman rather than lose Philippe's services?

I would have thought he would be the least likely contributor for Fox particularly with their new sensitive female boss.

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2018 06:24 PM (Mymqt)

245 209 Is this a thing?:

http://www.zabasearch.com/people/philippe+i+reines/new+york+ny/4198966127

Philippe I Reines
51 W 52nd ST #35TH FLOOR New York, NY 10019 (202) 588-XXXX

Same middle initial, gotta be him.

Doesn't matter that he's on the 35th floor -- the goal is to annoy the neighbors, so they then evict him for causing problems.

"Alinsky, you magnificent bastard -- I read your book!"

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 06:11 PM (c+2jX)

He may have a NY residence too, don't know. But I'm pretty sure I found his address in DC.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 06:24 PM (Enq6K)

246 Should I know who this guy is? Because I have no idea who this guy is.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:10 PM (JJZzu)

He joined the Department of State as a Senior Advisor to Hillary Clinton when she became United States Secretary of State in January 2009, and in 2010 was promoted to the position of Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Strategic Communications.

He also worked on the team to get her elected in 2016, and was a senior advisor.

He is the same guy who doxxed the bookstore bcz Bannon shopped there one day.

I tell ya guys, they want war in the streets and they continue to rachet it up, hoping the other side will comply.

Hope no one takes the bait.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 16, 2018 06:25 PM (NWmy4)

247 Hi there, platypus. *waves*

Posted by: hogmartin at July 16, 2018 06:26 PM (y87Qq)

248 He may have a NY residence too, don't know. But I'm pretty sure I found his address in DC.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 06:24 PM (Enq6K)
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I looked at his Twitter feed and he was saying "see you tonight" to people who said they would be there.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:26 PM (JJZzu)

249 I'd almost go to watch from afar but my husband would kill me.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:27 PM (JJZzu)

250 190 I did know someone from Oklahoma who hated Texans. I think they gave him an inferiority complex."

Sounds like an OU fan, that's been going on for a while.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2018 06:05 PM (k1TUh)

++++

I don't know where he was on football. I do know that he had been told "You don't mess with Texas" one too many times. Or maybe it was 100. He hated that expression.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 16, 2018 06:29 PM (KDpai)

251 My Father would have said "The Best Part of you ran down your mother's leg"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2018 05:55 PM

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That's gross, but funny as sh*t. I'm so stealing that.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 16, 2018 06:29 PM (Dhht7)

252 Hey hogmartin. *waves back*

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 16, 2018 06:29 PM (NWmy4)

253 These twinks act like they're twelve years old. He's not going to like the outcome when the shit hits the fan. But then again, I'm sure he's one of those lead from the rear types.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 16, 2018 06:29 PM (rdl6o)

254 I don't think you'll be missing much, bluebell. Besides, if it's anything like it is here - and it's usually worse - I'd rather be in air conditioning.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 16, 2018 06:30 PM (y87Qq)

255 I looked at his Twitter feed and he was saying "see you tonight" to people who said they would be there.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:26 PM (JJZzu)

Yeah, I think he's in DC too.

I have the street # and the unit # but I don't want ace to get in trouble.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 06:30 PM (Enq6K)

256 hogmartin, it was supposed to be 95 today. I have no idea if it was because the last time I was outside was at 7 am. It was thundering a bit ago but no business resulted. I hope Mother Nature is saving it all for 8:30 pm.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 06:33 PM (JJZzu)

257 https://twitter.com/JudicialWatch/status/1018974807340273664

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 06:36 PM (y3aQB)

258 Can we call in a Broken Arrow on this dickwads house? Where does the shithead live?

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2018 06:37 PM (mj0FB)

259 Here is Phillipe getting in Gorka's shit. See what happens starting around 5:30.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln1HMqiKQYU

Posted by: Claude Hopper at July 16, 2018 06:41 PM (XT6Vl)

260 This would be Faux News Channel Contributor Phillipe Reines.

Fucking Bushista pussies.

Posted by: AG Beauregard Sessions at July 16, 2018 06:42 PM (6OUNd)

261 Are you Little Eichmanns suggesting that an evil man like DONALD TRUMP should be protected from harassment and disturbance that hinders his ability to do his job JUST BECAUSE he's the President of the United States?

This is the literal textbook definition of fascism.

Posted by: Funkotron at July 16, 2018 06:44 PM (58Y0p)

262 Would be a shame if someone doxxed Phillipe Reines.

Posted by: steve walsh at July 16, 2018 06:45 PM (uR9Yf)

263 If a man comes to put a bomb under his mother's house then he should put a bomb in the man's mother's house first. Says Orwell....but shithead doesnt know squat. This kind of thinking is sedition...leads to civil war.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2018 06:49 PM (mj0FB)

264 "The police and Secret Service should be eager to arrest."

Pepper spray, Tase, then arrest. With the cuffs nice and tight.

Posted by: this side toward enemy at July 16, 2018 06:50 PM (x5b84)

265 Tonight's protest is BYOBM: Bring your own bail money

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at July 16, 2018 06:50 PM (5fSr7)

266 If this POS were to go off a 200' cliff on hiway 101 and somehow live, id climb down to him have lunch and leave. Never say a word.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2018 06:52 PM (mj0FB)

267 "It might be time to start giving Phillipe Reines the "never let them have a moment of civil peace" treatment he inflicts on others."

No, it's past time.

Posted by: George LeS at July 16, 2018 06:55 PM (59GGI)

268
Hmmm. I first thought we we talking about Reince Priebus (sic?)???

Posted by: Spun & Murky at July 16, 2018 07:05 PM (4DCSq)

269 People need to piss on his door.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2018 07:07 PM (mj0FB)

270 When this doesn't work, Phil starts the targeted defecation strategy.

Posted by: ro-man at July 16, 2018 07:15 PM (RuIsu)

271 I got his addr. And was ready to post, but 1) probably would be breaking some sort of law or 2) a dick move no matter how much of a DICK he is.

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at July 16, 2018 07:24 PM (J86xe)

272 Just Go Away you miserble little wasel before someone gives you a facial rearangement with a fist in your kisser

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 16, 2018 07:29 PM (wGqjj)

273 Doxx Reines' entire family. Then, on this level playing field, let the real games begin.

Posted by: Born Free at July 16, 2018 07:31 PM (RPNnQ)

274 https://bit.ly/2zJdMlE

3251 Prospect Street NW Unit: 414
Washington, DC 20007

Reine's DC Address.

Posted by: adam at July 16, 2018 07:44 PM (aNI4V)

275 How hard is it to find this guys address?

Posted by: scofflaw_x at July 16, 2018 07:44 PM (J9iYc)

276 Ah Mr. Reines. How about sodding off dickhead?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 16, 2018 07:47 PM (Sda6L)

277 How about stop letting that asshole on Fox News all the time.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2018 07:55 PM (EVJ0V)

278 arrest and put him between two speakers at 125 DB of whatever rock/metal he can not stand.

Posted by: TANSTAASFL at July 16, 2018 08:28 PM (Wa5hI)

279 he works at Beacon Global Strategies in DC. Just sayin'.

Posted by: vivi at July 16, 2018 08:54 PM (11H2y)

280 Yep, I saw him on a Fox show say that Seb Gorka had scotch on his breath when he was making an unassailable point. He's a nasty, shitty person.

Posted by: vivi at July 16, 2018 08:57 PM (11H2y)

281 "I work in DC. It is really restricted now. It seems like even
Pennsylvania on the north side is closed to predestrians most of the
time. It used to be awesome to jog pastr the WH on Penn and the
assortment of weirdos/toursists just kind of hanging out. I miss that."
Yeah. In July 2001, in a former life, I was able to talk a CHPD officer into letting me and a group of trade association folks from Illinois (I worked in trade publishing then) onto the Speaker's Balcony (Hastert was still Speaker then) for pictures.

Better days in a lot of ways.

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at July 16, 2018 09:33 PM (UTKsr)

282 Just remember people know where Philippe lives and they can buy air horns too. This idiocy works both ways.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 16, 2018 09:35 PM (xUc0d)

283 Let's dox Phillipe Reines, so counter-demonstrators can do things outside his house too.

Posted by: jdgalt at July 16, 2018 09:56 PM (3SFo/)

284 Antisocialist: (carried from last thread) Sympathy for your pancreatic cancer, and sincerely hope you keep improving. Every time I start to feel sorry for myself for my medical problems, somebody worse off turns up. All the best, and
thank you for reminding me things aren't nearly as bad as I think they sre.

Posted by: Josepha Sabin -- formerly Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at July 16, 2018 10:43 PM (luqzw)

285 How about you blow them up your ass, instead?

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 16, 2018 11:59 PM (HLTe8)

286 The little shitweasel Phillipe Reines blocked me for asking him to tweet his address so I could blow air horns at him all night.
He can dish it out but not take it.

Posted by: Sidney Viscous at July 17, 2018 12:31 AM (wBZJI)

287 Wait till this miserble little weasel had his back turned and blow a Airhorn right in back of him and then slap the cuffs on him and charge him with Disturbing the Peace

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 17, 2018 01:15 AM (FLiOE)

288 Agricola you magnificent bastard! I read your book!

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 01:22 AM (RuIsu)

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Posted by: Emma at July 17, 2018 03:18 AM (sHeXL)

291 Wouldn't it be great if these people volunteered the same amount of time teaching someone to read, or doing anything useful?

Posted by: m at July 17, 2018 06:58 AM (CwOPz)

292 This idiot has no idea that the President will sleep on Air Force 1 and hit the ground ready to go. That alone should make him look like an idiot the fact that he's thinking Trump will be flying coach and cramped in some little seat the whole time.

Add in that the White House is well distanced from foot traffic and noise where their horns won't be heard. No doubt there is a certain level of sound proofing in regards to the living quarters anyway just to keep the regular White House noise of business away.
Dude's a moron.

Posted by: drdoct at July 17, 2018 12:16 PM (qcI0v)

293 (1) Sleep deprivation is considered torture by many. Interesting when the 'liberals' think torture is okay. (2) Occupants of the White House are not the only people within hearing distance of Philippe Raines' planned protest. (3) Philippe Raines also has a home and a bed, and also requires sleep. (4) Philippe? REALLY? How sweet. Just what this country needs, more mincing frogs.

Posted by: Psernickety at July 18, 2018 09:41 AM (kVD6s)

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