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Gym Class Theorists (Yes That's a Thing): We Shouldn't Divide Boys and Girls In Team Sports Because That Hurts The Feelings of "Genderqueers"

So the correct response is to have girls compete directly with boys.

That'll have no adverse effects on non-genderqueer-girls, I'm sure.

They don't matter, of course. Only those with exotic niche self-definitions of gender should matter.

A physical education professor at Kent State University is encouraging fellow gym teachers to shun "gender segregated" and "team sports" to promote social justice in gym class.

Professor Jennifer Walton-Fisette is the lead author of "Moving forward with social justice education in gym teacher education," a recently published article found in the peer reviewed journal Physical Education and Sports Pedagogy.

In that article, Walton-Fisette highlights the emerging field of social justice gym pedagogy, and calls upon gym teachers to impart social justice issues into gym lessons, such as sexism, body image, religion, socioeconomic status and motor elitism.

LOL.


...

"If we are not including social justice education in our teacher education programs, then we are potentially perpetuating the problem," Walton-Fisette told PJ Media, explaining that she talks to students about power and privilege in nearly every class.

...

For many gym teachers, separating students by sex is de rigueur. But, Walton-Fisette tells PJ Media that dividing students by sex can highlight the humiliation that some transgender and genderqueer students feel.

"To divide students based on gender is not acceptable, nor do we want to make students be put into 2 binary boxes. There are children who do not identify as male or female, whether they are exploring their gender expression, are transgender, or genderqueer."

Team sports, such as lacrosse and badminton, are discouraged too, as they encourage competitiveness and are often "white-oriented" or otherwise racially stereotyped. By spending less time on team sports, more time can be spent on other activities, such as yoga, dance, hiking, biking, swimming, and rope-climbing, Walton-Fisette says.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:08 PM




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1 First ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 16, 2018 02:08 PM (fiGNd)

2 Ah ... First it is. Too bad it's on such a faggoty topic.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 16, 2018 02:09 PM (fiGNd)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 16, 2018 02:09 PM (72PAC)

4 Oh well ... it may be a gay thread ... but it's still mine.

All mine.

Shall I call Nood ? No. I shall not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 16, 2018 02:09 PM (fiGNd)

5 I want female linebackers in the NFL.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:10 PM (LiyEm)

6 That's fine SeaBiscuit ... it's a gay thread anyway.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 16, 2018 02:10 PM (fiGNd)

7 I. Just. Can't. Even.

Posted by: DocJ at July 16, 2018 02:10 PM (NYS7S)

8 Insert obligatory highschool shirts and skins joke here.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2018 02:10 PM (2O3nS)

9 I hope they keep floghing this whole trans/57-gender thing. It's gonna nake them as popular as herpes.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 16, 2018 02:10 PM (N7KlP)

10 Honestly we've long passed the point the only polite response to this is "shut up you idiot."

Posted by: Austin in TX at July 16, 2018 02:11 PM (Z3XW+)

11 And yet somehow separate locker rooms.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 16, 2018 02:11 PM (tve+u)

12 Genderqueers drink bitter beers and little lambs eat ivy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 02:11 PM (IqV8l)

13 how about we ignore everything these people have to say?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 16, 2018 02:11 PM (GV6hq)

14 I agree let's kill women's sports once and for all.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 16, 2018 02:11 PM (UhsMk)

15 Why are there still gym classes and gym teachers?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 02:11 PM (r9UYA)

16 I think this person needs to spend five nanoseconds with Nick Saban. That's all it would take.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 16, 2018 02:11 PM (Boy/L)

17 Does Professor Dyke use her position of authority to invite the delectable young morsels home after after sessions in her oriface?

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2018 02:11 PM (VNW/g)

18 We pay WAYYY too much attention to insane people.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (Z5y53)

19 Phys Ed teachers wouldn't be my go to source for insights into social issues.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (y7DUB)

20 15th...and I quit reading the content

Posted by: DanMan at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (QMG5F)

21 I wonder what outrage will happen tomorrow to wipe the current outrage off the front pages...

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (LiyEm)

22 Lacrosse and badminton?

Why is the author dismissing games invented by Indians?

Sounds racist.

Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (sX1BW)

23 "rope climbing" - is that something ace just added or is that really in there?


Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (iy8rh)

24 Can't wait to see what the reaction of the screaming libtard children is when all this trans BS leads to men winning all women's competitions.

I assume their next move would be to ban all men from everything. But then the men just identify as women. So *shrug*

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (72PAC)

25 Title Nein.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (tve+u)

26 I wonder what outrage will happen tomorrow to wipe the current outrage off the front pages...
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (LiyEm)
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Whatever it is, Putin will have done it.

Him and Hitler.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (2O3nS)

27 Please please please do this...and have it grow until professional sports are all one gender...

Then, watch what happens.

Posted by: Orson at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (nS008)

28 The reason I hated co-ed PE in high school was my constant fear of popping wood while doing stretching exercises with the smokin' hot blonde in front of me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (xPJvm)

29 Walton-Fister white paper. How very exciting.

Sumo wrestling for skinny transgenders. Not like Roman-Greco wrestling at all.. And they get to wear diaper-uniforms.

Posted by: 13times at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (K3B2k)

30 Rope climbing?

Geez.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (Z5y53)

31 I contend that those of a suitable age and identified female at birth be introduced to BOFA.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (HtLSE)

32 This will be fine until one boy spoils it for everyone by admitting that he and every boy he knows deliberately aims every throw at a girl's head.

Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)

33 I want female linebackers in the NFL.

I wonder what would happen to a female QB playing in the NFL who gets hit by a blindside sack even by today's pussy NFL rules.

Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (cSc4o)

34 Did these people never have gym class in high school? I did go to one that didn't have separate boys and girls gym. In my school, about the only sport the girls were more capable in than the guys in the class was volleyball. And that was only a few girls because they were on the volleyball team. Otherwise the athletic guys were the capable ones, unless they were just screwing around because gym class, and hell the unathletic guys were still better than the athletic girls.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (lKs2v)

35 What's the quote? Something like "if you put any prefix in front of 'justice' it always just means 'not justice'"?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (mk7Bj)

36
This will only end when the last Grievance Studies professor is strangled with the guts of the last Vice Chancellor for Diversity and Inclusion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (BWL+E)

37 I wonder what outrage will happen tomorrow to wipe the current outrage off the front pages...

Well, when his poll numbers go up again, it will be something else. They'll rediscover heroin trafficking or something...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (Boy/L)

38 Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?

Posted by: Motor Elitist at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (IqV8l)

39 Good ... grief. Everything is political to those schmucks.

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2018 02:14 PM (Pqytn)

40 32 This will be fine until one boy spoils it for everyone by admitting that he and every boy he knows deliberately aims every throw at a girl's head.
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Same concept.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 16, 2018 02:14 PM (72PAC)

41 She skipped biology class and the discussion about genetics, didn't she.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 02:14 PM (VpIIl)

42 seriously, is there some sort of bill or other group that I could vote for that would strip people like this of any power whatsoever to have any contact with kids or policies or american society or op-ed columns?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 16, 2018 02:14 PM (GV6hq)

43 I wonder what would happen to a female QB playing in the NFL who gets hit by a blindside sack even by today's pussy NFL rules.

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Watch any Patriots game.

Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 02:14 PM (sX1BW)

44 Sadly ... my First is about the only contribution I've got to this thread.

Sorry. I'll turn in a better effort on the next one.

Maybe.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 16, 2018 02:14 PM (fiGNd)

45 I like this idea very much.

Posted by: Horny high school wrestler at July 16, 2018 02:14 PM (P/aDH)

46 21 Bingo - there will always be something. My question to the MSM would be - how do you think you can convince a normal American that Trump is a Russian plant when we clearly had a fellow traveler in his shoes for 8 years prior? one of these things is not like the other.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 16, 2018 02:14 PM (AjNMO)

47 33 There will be tears at the very least....

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:15 PM (LiyEm)

48
I wonder what would happen to a female QB playing in the NFL who gets hit by a blindside sack even by today's pussy NFL rules

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Soccer, except actual injuries.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 16, 2018 02:15 PM (tve+u)

49 43 LOL

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:15 PM (LiyEm)

50 Smear the Queer for gym class.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2018 02:15 PM (CiLUq)

51 I can't be the only one that notices people with hyphenated names are always ghey. Loudly proudly violently so in most cases.

Posted by: DanMan at July 16, 2018 02:15 PM (QMG5F)

52 Three words that should never go together: Physical Education Professor.

Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 02:15 PM (sX1BW)

53 I wouldn't have minded wrastling a few of the hotties in high school gym.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 16, 2018 02:15 PM (5jVnA)

54 38 Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
Posted by: Motor Elitist at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (IqV8l)

Nope, it Gay Poupon all the way down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2018 02:15 PM (ycWCI)

55 We just need to modify sporting events to exclude things like athleticism and scorekeeping so that everyone (and by everyone, I mean chicks, confused people, and the disabled) feels like a winner, which is the true goal of all sportball.

Posted by: Phys. Ed. Major, Shitbird Studies Minor at July 16, 2018 02:16 PM (N7KlP)

56 The moment you hear/see something this stupid projected out of the mouth of an alleged academic, look for the hyphenated last name.

Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at July 16, 2018 02:16 PM (cSc4o)

57 The key to this is they want to get rid of all competition....


Competition teaches you to strive, to better yourself, to WIN!!!!


And losers want to get rid of all the winners.

Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:16 PM (NgKpN)

58 Tick tock, tick tock...

How much longer can the feminists and the gay rights people watch their people be marginalized by these freaks, before they push back?

I am pretty sure there'll be a backlash, soon enough.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:16 PM (AzW6q)

59 When somebody tells me that women are physically equal to men I ask them who their favorite woman in the NFL,NBA,MLB,MLB is.....

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:16 PM (LiyEm)

60
This will be fine until one boy spoils it for everyone by admitting that he and every boy he knows deliberately aims every throw at a girl's head.
Posted by: Zod


Marcia Marcia Marcia

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 02:16 PM (IqV8l)

61 the funny/pathetic/tragic thing about all of his is that it is a complete reversal of Title IX, and will totally destroy all women's sports of any kind. We'll be back at a 19th century level of women's involvement in sports.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2018 02:16 PM (k1TUh)

62 We speak French in my oriface ...Oui Oui Ouiiiiiii

Posted by: Professor Dyke at July 16, 2018 02:16 PM (VNW/g)

63 The left is pushing really hard that "genitals don't matter" and that what someone's packing doesn't matter because what is important is what they self-identify as. So that guy who says he's a girl and loves lesbians, those stupid lesbians should like him even if he's got boy bits.

I'm not making this up. They really are saying this. It is truly amazing watching this develop, its like they saw the PR disaster of tranny bathrooms as some kind of huge victory they can build on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)

64 Ah yes, what I call the "Highly Idiotistic" view of social education.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 02:16 PM (AM1GF)

65 52 Three words that should never go together: Physical Education Professor.
Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 02:15 PM (sX1BW)

Depends on the meaning of 'physical' and 'education.'

Posted by: Ali Watkins at July 16, 2018 02:16 PM (72PAC)

66 Those who can't do teach, and those who can't teach teach gym.

So a phys ed professor is basically just degree saying you are a professional failure.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 16, 2018 02:17 PM (mk7Bj)

67 Danica Patrick = One (1) win a decade ago because the two or three drivers ahead of her ran out of gas.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 16, 2018 02:17 PM (tve+u)

68 We're worried about this stupid shit and in Russia their High School students are learning how to Field strip AK-74s.

Posted by: Timon at July 16, 2018 02:17 PM (7Rpy3)

69 "..more time can be spent on other activities, such as yoga, dance, hiking,
biking, swimming, and rope-climbing, Walton-Fisette says."


What, no pole-vaulting?

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 16, 2018 02:17 PM (yl+AY)

70 I'm not making this up. They really are saying this. It is truly amazing watching this develop, its like they saw the PR disaster of tranny bathrooms as some kind of huge victory they can build on.

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Remember - this all started because they just want to get married like the rest of us. Gay marriage will never affect you.

Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 02:17 PM (sX1BW)

71 The parents who actually believe this should lose their children, they are proving their incompetence as responsible adults.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2018 02:17 PM (UsCnO)

72 I went to an all boys high school.

The first day, not even the first class, just walking to class that morning was nearly impossible.

It was, in a word, overwhelming.

I very nearly flunked out of school my freshman year.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 02:18 PM (59koc)

73 Saw one of Hillary's speeches today at a teachers convention (Drudge) She looked tanned, rested and ready to campaign.

Can't we find an old Presidential Limo that has been retired, and let her ride around in it? It would make her feel so proud.
(from the last tread, just missed the nood)

Posted by: Colin at July 16, 2018 02:18 PM (oe8tu)

74 Next, they'll eliminate urinals, because everyone should pee sitting down.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 02:18 PM (VpIIl)

75 How much longer can the feminists and the gay rights people watch their people be marginalized by these freaks, before they push back?

I am pretty sure there'll be a backlash, soon enough.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Already starting. The Trans v. Feminist turf wars have been raging for a while. The big Leftist coalition of Freaks, Foreigners, and Felons only holds together when there's momentum. When it stops--like it has--the internal tensions start ripping it apart.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 02:18 PM (AM1GF)

76 So, no more Blood of Heroes?


Dang, thinking on it, I don't know who has the skull (given to the winner of the last tournament... )

Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:18 PM (NgKpN)

77 I never played lacrosse, but I knew a guy on a team in school. He told me it was pretty much rugby except with sticks and a cueball you were allowed to throw as hard as you can at peoples heads.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 16, 2018 02:18 PM (tve+u)

78 "Peer reviewed?"

Really? How many of them are fatties who never were good at anything athletic?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2018 02:18 PM (wYseH)

79 I went to an all boys high school.

The first day OF CO-ED COLLEGE, not even the first class, just walking to class that morning was nearly impossible.

It was, in a word, overwhelming.

I very nearly flunked out of school my freshman year.

YIKES needed bit of clarity

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (59koc)

80 Also bridges should be built by engineers that are math queer.

And foods should be prepared by cooks using ingredients that are flavor queer.

Experience teaches that queerness is not a desirable characteristic.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (VcrO8)

81 These "genital indifference" types are saying things like "if you loved someone then suddenly one morning you woke up and they were the opposite gender, it wouldn't matter would it huh? huh?"

Which is just... idiotic. Yes it would matter enormously if your wife was suddenly a dude. Or your husband a woman. Seriously.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (39g3+)

82 Saw one of Hillary's speeches today at a teachers convention (Drudge) She looked tanned, rested and ready to campaign.

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You meant buzzed, tired, and ready to pass out.

Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (sX1BW)

83 68. Nyet. Is absurd. SMR small arms training begins, like life, at conception. By HS, they're learning combined arms operations and tactical baseball bat techniques.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (fA1SL)

84 Can't we find an old Presidential Limo that has been retired, and let her ride around in it? It would make her feel so proud.


Make it a convertible and you're on.

Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (cSc4o)

85 So it's a tiny minority with Sensitive Feelings that rule our world?

Interesting.

Perhaps I should start identifying as non- American Muslim without a defined gender. Bet I c could get masses of government aid and never work again.

Posted by: shibumi at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (AHNMM)

86 67 Danica Patrick = One (1) win a decade ago because the two or three drivers ahead of her ran out of gas.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 16, 2018 02:17 PM (tve+u)



Actually she won because all the good drivers had already left that racing league because it was about to be disbanded/absorbed into the other league.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (lKs2v)

87 74 The US Navy's newest carrier has no urinals....(probably the other new ships too)

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (LiyEm)

88 The parents who actually believe this should lose their children, they are proving their incompetence as responsible adults.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


As opposed, of course, to losing them for speaking out against it--a likelier scenario...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (AM1GF)

89 more time can be spent on other activities, such as yoga, dance, hiking,

biking, swimming, and rope-climbing, Walton-Fisette says.

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I'm pretty pro women doing more swimming, yoga, and rope climbing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (tve+u)

90 Refrigerator Perry v. Toaster Suzie

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)

91 74 Next, they'll eliminate urinals, because everyone should pee sitting down.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 02:18 PM (VpIIl)


They don't put urinals in Non Gender oriented bathrooms...


So, yes, you are already correct.

Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

92 So, boys and girls share locker rooms, then? Nice.

No gender-segregated sports competitions? Girls compete alongside boys in power-lifting and sprinting? Nice.

Football teams now include both genders equally, 5'2" girls on the offensive front line expected to hold back a blitz on the quarterback from 280-pound defensive linemen? Nice.

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (c+2jX)

93 68 This is true when I worked in Russia years ago, my interpreter (a female 15 years my junior) talked at length about the "training" in high school with the weapon of choice of our enemies. David Hogg would get the vapors.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (AjNMO)

94
These people not understand the meaning of PE or sport.
Some may say no they do, they just want to SJW. They are SJW, but I don't think they actually understand the purpose.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (r+sAi)

95 EXCELLENT!


Good bye, Title IX!


Do they think anything through, these SJWs?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (tVWQB)

96 >>to promote social justice in gym class.




Is there anything social justice can't infect and destroy?


Why can't you just let kids play various sports and enjoy themselves without it being heavy with meaning and politics?




(Rhetorical questions. Lefties are killjoys and destroyers)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (W+vEI)

97 She probably looks like Ballbriker from Porky's.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (CiLUq)

98 Team sports, such as lacrosse and badminton, are discouraged too, as they encourage competitiveness and are often "white-oriented"


How?

Posted by: real American Indians at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (tqyrn)

99 Rope Climbing?!?

I need my safe place!

Posted by: Fat pasty white kid with no upper body strength at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (kVjCi)

100 Climbing up a rope?

Someone should tell this lezzy gym teacher to *piss* up a rope.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (611Lm)

101 >>43 I wonder what would happen to a female QB playing in the NFL who gets hit by a blindside sack even by today's pussy NFL rules.

"mandatory female punt returns."

Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)

102 I sure the boys will enjoy wrestling now

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (UhsMk)

103 never, ever, listen to some corncob academic with a hyphenated name. basically, that should set off the phucktard alarm. eletist fuckery.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (KP5rU)

104 Well, if we are going to have males turned into "females" competing against actual females, then we already have males competing against females. Do it. Wreck girls' sports in the name of social justice. Do it! Liberal parents of girls can reap what they sow, and conservative parents can set up private sports for their daughters to compete against actual girls.
Go ahead liberals, f**k over your daughters in favor of liberalism.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (+lVUW)

105 There is a very hilarious video of a tall thin high school girl playing dodgeball. She's a softball pitcher though and she destroys the other girls.

Posted by: DanMan at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (QMG5F)

106 Nyet. Is absurd. SMR small arms training begins, like life, at conception. By HS, they're learning combined arms operations and tactical baseball bat techniques.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (fA1SL)

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Russian dude who came to my mom's place to trim trees yesterday brought his 11yo daughter with him.

She was bragging about doing well enough with the target pistol, that he bought her a .308 Saiga.

It warmed my heart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (AzW6q)

107 >>EXCELLENT!

Good bye, Title IX!








OH! Great point!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (W+vEI)

108 When are these insane assholes going to leave us alone?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (mpXpK)

109 Why does the 95% have to change accommodate the 5% rather than the 5% accommodate the 95%?

Posted by: DanInMN at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (h5ffp)

110 Saw one of Hillary's speeches today at a teachers convention (Drudge) She looked tanned, rested and ready to campaign.

When she announces for 2020, we all need to have a coordinated night of celebratory drinking around here--because that's just going to be epic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (Boy/L)

111 Public schools are the cause of so many problems. Vouchers.

Posted by: PhilDirt at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (lG0Zc)

112
Next, they'll eliminate urinals, because everyone should pee sitting down.

Posted by: Marcus T


Males are privileged because they don't have to wait in lines in the rest rooms, or at least not as long. This disgusting gender bias must cease!!


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (BWL+E)

113 Football teams now include both genders equally, 5'2" girls on the offensive front line expected to hold back a blitz on the quarterback from 280-pound defensive linemen? Nice.
Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:20 PM (c+2jX)

To be fair, that would be one hell of a way to get NFL ratings back to peak levels.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (72PAC)

114 So it's a tiny minority with Sensitive Feelings that rule our world?

Interesting.

Posted by: shibumi at July 16, 2018 02:19 PM (AHNMM)
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Look up Nicholas Taleb's analysis of the Least Tolerant Minority.

It works just like that.

Posted by: President Barack H. Obama at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (2O3nS)

115 74 Next, they'll eliminate urinals, because everyone should pee sitting down.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 02:18 PM (VpIIl)

Porcelain urinals used to cover this land. They went all the way to the floor.

Before the White Woman came.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (ycWCI)

116 Shouldn't "Womens Sports" be considered a tool of the Patriarchy?

Woman did not create this crap, men did.

Posted by: nip at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (ECLaL)

117 Fine, hiking it is, full pack, uphill both ways. We are not going to deter Russia and China with Yoga.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (n13/j)

118
Letting girls compete with the boys in Greco- Roman wrestling wouldremove the homoerotic aspect that is the backbone of the sport

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Strauss at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (10vO4)

119 I was my schools Shot Putz champ.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (r9UYA)

120 Team sports, such as lacrosse and badminton, are discouraged too, as they encourage competitiveness and are often "white-oriented"

---------

Both sports have Indian origins, so ...

Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (sX1BW)

121 >

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at July 16, 2018 02:21 PM (XuYmQ)

122 72 I went to an all boys high school.

The first day, not even the first class, just walking to class that morning was nearly impossible.

It was, in a word, overwhelming.

I very nearly flunked out of school my freshman year.
Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 02:18 PM (59koc)

I know the feeling, cowboy!

:fans self:

Posted by: Shep! at July 16, 2018 02:22 PM (7HtZB)

123
Jennifer Walton-Fisette

That's a tell right there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:22 PM (BWL+E)

124
The US Navy's newest carrier has no urinals....(probably the other new ships too)
Posted by: steevy


Just defecate on the deck on the USS San Francisco

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 02:22 PM (IqV8l)

125 Already starting. The Trans v. Feminist turf wars have been raging for a while.

Begun, the queer wars have

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:22 PM (39g3+)

126 Crew-served weapons teach children about teamwork, communication, and sharing goals.

Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

127 106. Good man. Getting his daughter a superior Kalashnikov platform rifle. Right arm of the SMR, and in an oomphy chambering.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 02:22 PM (fA1SL)

128 Isn't lacrosse a gane invented by native americans?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 16, 2018 02:22 PM (AFztM)

129 motor elitism??

FFS I can't keep up with these assholes.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 16, 2018 02:22 PM (xqfqx)

130 124
The US Navy's newest carrier has no urinals....(probably the other new ships too)
Posted by: steevy

Just defecate on the deck on the USS San Francisco
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 02:22 PM (IqV8l)


Poop deck. FTW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (1AK1h)

131 I saw "Gym Class Theorists" open for the Talking Heads at SUNY New Paltz in 1991.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (Z5y53)

132 If someone explained to this whacko phys ed teacher that lacrosse was originally a sport played by Indians, she would shift gears from saying it was "white-oriented" to complaining about it as "cultural appropriation".

Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (611Lm)

133 126. Someone knows good parenting.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (fA1SL)

134 My gym class theory: tight shorts for the girls. Well, that was my theory in high school. I hated gym because I was a fat band geek.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

135 Oh, and......



Leftists are insane

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (AFztM)

136 So the correct response is to have girls compete directly with boys.

Well, it WOULD add a new dimension to "shirts vs. skins" games.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

137 Team sports, such as lacrosse and badminton, are discouraged too, as they encourage competitiveness and are often "white-oriented" or otherwise racially stereotyped.


So, co-ed midnight basketball for the win!

Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (8ikIW)

138 Begun, the queer wars have

--------

Stay clear of the artillery

Posted by: SH at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (sX1BW)

139 I used to think this was a good idea, because I figured parents seeing their girls losing out on athletic opportunities would create a backlash against this gender obfuscation.

As I watch and learn, I realize it won't result in that at all. It will result in forcing athletics into rules that allow inferior atheletes to compete as if they were as competent as superior atheletes.

You won't see Susie getting her shot rejected in the basketball game by Jamaal, you'll see Jamaal being given a penalty for blocking shots so that Susie has a chance to compete.

Essentially male atheletes will have to compete like grown ups do with their small children, letting them have moments of success by suspending their own abilities.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (C+q9J)

140 Team sports, such as lacrosse and badminton, are discouraged too, as they encourage competitiveness and are often "white-oriented" or otherwise racially stereotyped.

Wha????

Badminton is totally Asian dominated. My high-school badminton team was 98% Asian, with just one white girl on it. Same was true of most of the other schools in the league. And in pro competition, the top nations are China, Thailand, Indonesia, Taiwan, etc.

Where did she get the bizarre notion that badminton was a "white" sport?

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (c+2jX)

141 >>explaining that she talks to students about power and privilege in nearly every class.




I'm sure the 5'3" skinny white boy just loooooves hearing how much more privileged he is than the athletic 6'2" black student who is the star of the HS basketball team.


Man, these lefty "educators" are full of themselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (W+vEI)

142 Young lady, is that a banana in your gym shorts or are you just glaadd to see me?

Posted by: Professor Dyke at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (VNW/g)

143 Maybe if we weren't so judgemental about staff Doctors who like to juggle the yarbles of the wrestling team. Or maybe if we were more judgemental because that sonafabitch Jordan didn't do something or something.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (VcrO8)

144 For many gym teachers, separating students by sex is de rigueur. But,
Walton-Fisette tells PJ Media that dividing students by sex can
highlight the humiliation that some transgender and genderqueer students
feel.



SFW, I doubt if there are more than 1 of these sick people in any college gym class. Is the 99.99% of the population supposed to bend over backwards to accommodate less than 1% who are afflicted with this insanity?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (mpXpK)

145 Professor Jennifer Walton-Fisette is the lead author of "Moving forward with social justice education in gym teacher education,

I'm beginning to wonder if it's wise to let women teach at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

146 Screw it, bring back the f'ing draft.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (xfb67)

147 For further discussion....


There is no compelling evidence, or evidence at all put forward that Russia did anything to materially effect the election.


I have looked at both intel reports, I have looked at the CSV meta data file that the IC released as supporting evidence, I have looked at the Senate Intel committee report, I have pretty much looked at everything I could find and there is simply nothing there to support such a conclusion.


There is however adequate direct and circumstantial evidence to prove beyond reasonable doubt that the IC and LE apparatus under Obama were politicized and weaponized to exonerate Hillary Clinton and Destroy Donald Trump before and after the election.


But we are left with a serious issue that still needs to be resolved and quickly....


Broadly speaking, our LE, IC and political bodies have coalesced and taken as gospel that Russia materially interfered in our election and this interference aided the current President.


The current President has pretty much with this press conference rejected the assessments of his LE and IC apparatus and taken the word of a foreign leader.


Now I agree with Trumps assessment and the LE and IC have been corrupted and weaponized.


But...


THIS.


IS.


A.


HUGE.


PROBLEM.


And I don't know how this can be resolved to restore faith in and control of our LE and IC apparatuses.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (UfMVm)

148
Leftists are insane

Posted by: TANSTAAFL


Anti-intellectual.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (BWL+E)

149
Anything identified as "queer" at my old alma mater in Flatbush was dealt with with fists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (1AK1h)

150 Good man. Getting his daughter a superior Kalashnikov platform rifle. Right arm of the SMR, and in an oomphy chambering.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 02:22 PM (fA1SL)

----

Yep, and she was talking about how Trump is making America great again, and how she loves Rand Paul.

Dude is ticking all the boxes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (AzW6q)

151 Title IX called, and yeah, you're fired...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (8D42x)

152 It's always the women with the hyphenated surnames

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (O7MnT)

153 Where did she get the bizarre notion that badminton was a "white" sport?

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (c+2jX)
Chinese are always the reining world champs at badminton...

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (a0IVu)

154 I'm a bit confused on just what a genderqueer is. Does it mean that whatever gender you identify as, you are sexually attracted to people who identify as that same gender? Or maybe you act outside the "norm" of whatever your self-identified gender is?

This SJW stuff is hard to keep up with. Then again, this is the only effort I ever made to understand it.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (fq72/)

155 I gave Trump a soccer ball. Anyone?

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (lG0Zc)

156 >>128
Isn't lacrosse a gane invented by native americans First Peoples?





Posted by: TANSTAAFL

RACIST!!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (r9UYA)

157 Never trust a woman with a hyphenated name.

This is the rule.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (Ckg4U)

158 in 89 we had a girl on the football team(middle school), she didn't make it through the season, she was nice but we were getting stronger and she wasn't.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (UhsMk)

159 103 never, ever, listen to some corncob academic with a hyphenated name. basically, that should set off the phucktard alarm. eletist fuckery.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Yeah, there's a reason she's a "professor of physical education" instead of actually coaching a competitive team. She can't hack it in the world of competitive sports. I can't either, but I know it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (+lVUW)

160 Heh. Biking isn't a team sport?
Probably not, unless your a tour type of rider.

Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (8ikIW)

161 Professor Jennifer Walton-Fisette


[X] 'Professor'
[X] Kent State
[X] Published weird screed
[X] Hyphenated name


Thus, dots connected.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (nhAAH)

162 There are children who do not identify as male or female, whether they are exploring their gender expression, are transgender, or genderqueer."

Let 'em explore their gender expression with their psychiatrists, and leave the normal people alone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

163 You won't see Susie getting her shot rejected in the basketball game by
Jamaal, you'll see Jamaal being given a penalty for blocking shots so
that Susie has a chance to compete.

no that would be racist, check your privilege hierarchy card. now if she got her shot blocked by Tom, then yeah penalty it is.

Posted by: brak at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (VckGX)

164 So, boys and girls share locker rooms, then?

I would have literally died of shyness. As in fallen over stone cold dead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (39g3+)

165 And I don't know how this can be resolved to restore faith in and control of our LE and IC apparatuses.



Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (UfMVm)
Hate to say this but I trust Putin more than I trust anything our LE and IC apparatuses have to say.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (a0IVu)

166 So all of this perceived shit will be solved by rope climbing. Which is utterly dependant upon upper body strength.

Posted by: Great moments in public education at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (tqyrn)

167
Team sports, such as lacrosse and badminton, are discouraged too, as they encourage competitiveness and are often "white-oriented" or otherwise racially stereotyped.

Odd, I always associated badminton with India and Pakistan. A blood sport when played at a competitive level.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (BWL+E)

168 There are children who do not identify as male or female, whether they are exploring their gender expression, are transgender, or genderqueer."

Kinda like Jeffrey Dahmer was exploring his culinary expression, or Ed Gein his fashion expression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

169 158 I have seen them kick for HS teams.Not particularly well though...

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (LiyEm)

170 Shuttlecocks can reach nearly the speed of sound.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (+lOpA)

171
Motor boating is one of the highest forms of motor elitism.

Posted by: Upton's Law at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (Yc8Cz)

172 As I watch and learn, I realize it won't result in that at all. It will result in forcing athletics into rules that allow inferior atheletes to compete as if they were as competent as superior atheletes.

On it!

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (Z5y53)

173 Okay, so I want the IOC to declare that there are no more boundaries between "men" and "women" sports. I want men to compete on an equal footing with the likes of Lindsay Vaughn. I want basketball to be teams made up of transgenders and anyone that can jump really high and fun really fast. Same, same with those Nordic events where you have to be able to withstand the weather and still shoot a 22. God love equality!

Posted by: goon at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (PEcU2)

174 Yep, and she was talking about how Trump is making America great again, and how she loves Rand Paul.

Dude is ticking all the boxes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (AzW6q)

If she is crushing on Rand Paul's Lyle Lovett hair, the father might have some work to do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (ycWCI)

175 Unisex wrestling scoring: Takedown (2), Escape (1), Reversal (2), Near Fall (2/3), Penalty (1/2), Penetration (2/3).

Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)

176 The country's problems could easily be fixed if everyone caught using the phrase "social justice" in a non-ironical manner was confined to an asylum.

Or deported. One of the two.

Posted by: T at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (Vgw1E)

177 Odd, I always associated badminton with India and Pakistan. A blood sport when played at a competitive level.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (BWL+E)

If there's blood you may be doing it wrong.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (72PAC)

178 As a former rugby player, lacrosse and hockey are the only other sports I would call "hardcore."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:27 PM (AzW6q)

179 Never trust a woman with a hyphenated name.

This is the rule.
Posted by: Slapweasel
---------------

What does this red button do?

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes-Norton at July 16, 2018 02:27 PM (nhAAH)

180 I bet scissoring is that professor's favorite sport ...

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:27 PM (LiyEm)

181 Badminton was invented in India, so its hard to argue that's a whitey sport.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)

182 160 Heh. Biking isn't a team sport?
Probably not, unless your a tour type of rider.
Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (8ikIW)

Nothing signals a vital, manly culture like the tandem bike.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2018 02:27 PM (ycWCI)

183 Odd, I always associated badminton with India and Pakistan. A blood sport when played at a competitive level.
like Asians and table tennis. intense stuff

Posted by: brak at July 16, 2018 02:27 PM (VckGX)

184 Where did she get the bizarre notion that badminton was a "white" sport?

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (c+2jX)

From watching shows where English royalty play it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 16, 2018 02:27 PM (P/aDH)

185 175 Unisex wrestling scoring: Takedown (2), Escape (1), Reversal (2), Near Fall (2/3), Penalty (1/2), Penetration (2/3).
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)

*spit take* DAMN IT! *wiping monitor*

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (suO/a)

186 SFW, I doubt if there are more than 1 of these sick people in any college gym class. Is the 99.99% of the population supposed to bend over backwards to accommodate less than 1% who are afflicted with this insanity?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (mpXpK)
************
The 99% are supposed to grab their ankles.

Posted by: Professor Dyke at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (VNW/g)

187

Sooo, who's going to finally stand up to this Marxist genderbullshit and say, "No, we will not comply."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (HaL55)

188 Lacrosse was invented by my people many moons ago.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (N7KlP)

189 You won't see Susie getting her shot rejected in the basketball game by Jamaal, you'll see Jamaal being given a penalty for blocking shots so that Susie has a chance to compete.


no that would be racist, check your privilege hierarchy card. now if she got her shot blocked by Tom, then yeah penalty it is.
Posted by: brak at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM

...

Sorry, I lost my social privilege chart.

I always forget who is more marginalized, blacks or females?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (C+q9J)

190
Fastest pitch of a baseball by a woman: 68 mph.
That's batting practice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (BWL+E)

191 154 I'm a bit confused on just what a genderqueer is. Does it mean that whatever gender you identify as, you are sexually attracted to people who identify as that same gender? Or maybe you act outside the "norm" of whatever your self-identified gender is?

Posted by: Marmo


"Genderqueer" means "I am a trend-following asshole white person desperately trying to find some category of victimhood which would allow me to claim minority-status and shed this horrible 'white privilege' identity, so I pretend to be mentally ill."

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (c+2jX)

192 If she is crushing on Rand Paul's Lyle Lovett hair, the father might have some work to do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (ycWCI)

------

Nope. She said it's because he's smart, and had a job besides politics.

Seriously, this guy needs to write a book on parenting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (AzW6q)

193 If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a shuttlecock!

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (n13/j)

194 Isn't lacrosse a gane invented by native americans First Peoples?





Posted by: TANSTAAFL

RACIST!!
Posted by: Paul Ryan at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (r9UYA)

Neandrathals?

Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (NgKpN)

195 60
This will be fine until one boy spoils it for everyone by admitting that he and every boy he knows deliberately aims every throw at a girl's head.
Posted by: Zod

Marcia Marcia Marcia
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


That brought back childhood memories of my brother and I shooting baskets. He would yell, "Think fast!" and hurl one at my stomach. When you're raised in a family of 6 kids, you learn that life isn't a bed of roses.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (+lVUW)

196 >>"If we are not going to teach about social justice issues, then who will? We have the medium and venue to do so and I believe that if PE teachers choose not to teach about social justice issues, then they are perpetuating social inequalities and have the grave chance of causing more harm,"



I love that she believes no one else will teach them about social justice.

This is the same thinking that gets "climate change" injected into every school subject, including math, nutrition, geography, foreign language....

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (W+vEI)

197 You won't see Susie getting her shot rejected in the basketball game by Jamaal, you'll see Jamaal being given a penalty for blocking shots so that Susie has a chance to compete.

no that would be racist, check your privilege hierarchy card. now if she got her shot blocked by Tom, then yeah penalty it is.

Posted by: brak


Ah, Priviledgeball. More time will be spent by the referees arguing the scoring and penalties than will actually be used playing the game. Actually, never mind, the arguing IS the game.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (AM1GF)

198 We must not allow the three name people to touch the levers of power!

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (+lOpA)

199 177. India v Pakistan in ANY competition is gonna have a body count

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (fA1SL)

200 Okay, so I want the IOC to declare that there are no more boundaries between "men" and "women" sports.

I expect this to be proposed seriously every olympics. At which point no woman will ever win a single medal again except maybe in ice skating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

201 What, no pole-vaulting?
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 16, 2018 02:17 PM [/i


I think we know who vaulted the Poles. *wink*

Posted by: Hands at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (EzdLW)

202 dammit

Posted by: Hands at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (EzdLW)

203 Derp Title IX Derp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

204 190 Fox had a series about a black girl pitching phenom....didn't last long...

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (LiyEm)

205 72 I went to an all boys high school.

The first day, not even the first class, just walking to class that morning was nearly impossible.

It was, in a word, overwhelming.

I very nearly flunked out of school my freshman year.
Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 02:18 PM (59koc)

I know the feeling, cowboy!

:fans self:
==========
79 I went to an all boys high school.

The first day OF CO-ED COLLEGE, not even the first class, just walking to class that morning was nearly impossible.

It was, in a word, overwhelming.

I very nearly flunked out of school my freshman year.

YIKES needed bit of clarity

Posted by: simplemind
=========
Gonna be one of those days.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (g0PaU)

206 The shuttleCOCK is white, dufus.

Posted by: Professor Dyke at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (VNW/g)

207 190
Fastest pitch of a baseball by a woman: 68 mph.
That's batting practice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (BWL+E)

In High School...

Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

208 >>181 Badminton was invented in India, so its hard to argue that's a whitey sport. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)

Lacrosse was invented by the American Indians. Lacrosse is a whitey sport.

Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)

209 Welcome to the First Annual Harrison Bergeron Tournament!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (2O3nS)

210 To promote SJ Gym edication and fight motor-elitism, it's pretty obvious what we must do.


Every player would be rated on some sort of metric and weights would be required for arms, legs and back to control for differing levels of ability. Faster runners would find their weight-socks retard their natural advantages, just as good tennis players would find their arm-weights make it harder to hit the ball with a lot of pace or precise placement.

Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (ULoJS)

211 Kurt Vonnegut was prescient

Posted by: DitkaCA at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (kVjCi)

212 Okay, I'll wrestle her for it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2018 02:30 PM (FDnQi)

213 175 Unisex wrestling scoring: Takedown (2), Escape (1), Reversal (2), Near Fall (2/3), Penalty (1/2), Penetration (2/3).
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)

Teabagging (5).

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 16, 2018 02:30 PM (5jVnA)

214 I'm old enough to remember when studying the school PE class was a felony.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2018 02:30 PM (xfb67)

215 I always forget who is more marginalized, blacks or females?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger


That's why we all need tablet computers and wireless Internet, so we can keep up second-by-second with the grievance hierarchy. (Shades of the flag from "People's Republic"...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 02:30 PM (AM1GF)

216 I would have literally died of shyness terminal tumescence. As in fallen over stone cold dead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:25 PM (39g3+)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2018 02:30 PM (wYseH)

217 Team sports, such as lacrosse and badminton, are discouraged too, as they encourage competitiveness and are often "white-oriented"

OK. Ban basketball and football. Oh, and soccer, too. Please.

And while we're at it, what about the deleterious effect of the DH rule on pitchers' self-esteem? That shit gotta go. It's for the children pitchers!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

218 What the FFF is "motor elitism"? Being proud that your car has more horsepower than your neighbor's? "High-quality motor in my new Benz, for sure."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2018 02:30 PM (yrE3y)

219
Ah, Priviledgeball. More time will be spent by the referees arguing the scoring and penalties than will actually be used playing the game. Actually, never mind, the arguing IS the game.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (AM1GF)

So.... its Soccer?

Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:30 PM (NgKpN)

220 Women can get into the 90s with that weird underarm spin thing in softball, but the strike zone is totally different. I don't think that would translate well into baseball.

I could see a tricky smart female relief pitcher but she'd have to be pretty extraordinary to compete even at AA level in baseball.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

221 "What does this red button do?"
-Posted by: Eleanor Holmes-Norton at July 16, 2018 02:27 PM (nhAAH)

That was a friggin' beauty. Restaurant-Quality example, right there.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (Ckg4U)

222 Some day some dude will "identify" as female and have some success and ESPN will collectively jizz themselves in celebrating "her" accomplishments...

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (LiyEm)

223 You all should really check out her photo!

Hey "professor" Walton-Fisette, buy some shampoo and a comb!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (wYseH)

224 The left is pushing really hard that "genitals don't matter" and that what someone's packing doesn't matter because what is important is what they self-identify as.

Hormones matter. Aren't liberals supposed to be all sciency and stuff.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (+lVUW)

225 Badminton is totally Asian dominated. My high-school badminton team was 98% Asian, with just one white girl on it. Same was true of most of the other schools in the league. And in pro competition, the top nations are China, Thailand, Indonesia, Taiwan, etc.

____________________________

Always considered this one of the "picnic sports" that relatives played because they can't stand each other. That and the dreaded sharpened lawn darts that some weenie made illegal in my state.

Posted by: Orson at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (nS008)

226 Author and CBS correspondent Jeff Pegues says President Obama didn't do more publicly to condemn Russia's actions during the 2016 presidential race because he didn't want to appear political in his response.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (+y/Ru)

227 The reboot of Porky's is gonna be off the chain!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (RKQ/v)

228 Motor elitism.

It's just a running gag with these people, no? Like dead Buzzion here.

Coordination elitism! How dare you be better at a sport than my gender-neutral, bi-curious, fluid, XY oppressed snowflake! You should totes tie one arm behind your back!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (pUDQf)

229 Uh, is Walton-Fissette genderqueer?

https://www.kent.edu/ehhs/tlcs/profile/ dr-jennifer-walton-fisette

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (W+vEI)

230 So.... its Soccer?

Posted by: Don Q


Minus the flopping around on the ground like you got a mortal wound when someone comes within a foot of you, yes.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (AM1GF)

231 Kurt Vonnegut was prescient

....

He predicted the future too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 02:32 PM (C+q9J)

232 "That'll have no adverse effects on non-genderqueer-girls, I'm sure."
I am sure they will be considered "acceptable casualties" or something. Another possibility is that it is just another shot fired by the left in the war on women.

Posted by: Deathknyte at July 16, 2018 02:32 PM (Z+IQ7)

233 FIFY

You don't understand. A girl might see me naked. At that age, I'd have rather just died.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:32 PM (39g3+)

234 213 175 Unisex wrestling scoring: Takedown (2), Escape (1), Reversal (2), Near Fall (2/3), Penalty (1/2), Penetration (2/3).
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)

Teabagging (5).
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 16, 2018 02:30 PM (6y4hc)

Yum!

Posted by: Simpleminded at July 16, 2018 02:32 PM (5jVnA)

235 I saw Motor Elitism open up for You Will Never Satisfy These Mental Patients back in 1994.

Posted by: Mega at July 16, 2018 02:32 PM (fZL8B)

236 207 190
Fastest pitch of a baseball by a woman: 68 mph.
That's batting practice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (BWL+E)

In High School...
Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (NgKpN)


From 45 feet, behind an L-screen, so the BP pitcher doesn't get killed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:32 PM (YqDXo)

237 Books really helped out in walking around highschool.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2018 02:32 PM (2O3nS)

238 Lacrosse was invented by the American Indians. Lacrosse is a whitey sport.
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)



One. Single. Tear.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2018 02:32 PM (+lOpA)

239 I expect this to be proposed seriously every olympics. At which point no woman will ever win a single medal again except maybe in ice skating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)


I expect the word "seriously" to end up semi-conscious in the gutter surrounded by empty cans of cheap malt liquor.

But only briefly, before the barbarians get hold of it and whip it back into shape.

It will be awful, but that's how these things go.

We really need a better class of barbarians, looking back at history.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2018 02:32 PM (FDnQi)

240 You've heard of shuttle diplomacy? Well in my classes we have shuttlecock.

*wink* Big Boi

Posted by: Professor Dyke at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (VNW/g)

241 I'd whip this bunch of mewling pussies into shape in no time!

Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (NWiLs)

242 Oh, and Drudge can go to Hel too

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (y8Foj)

243 Women can get into the 90s with that weird underarm
spin thing in softball

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

Not even close. I think the record is about 70mph.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (wYseH)

244
McCain is still not dead?

Posted by: Soothi at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (VO0ln)

245 Lacrosse is white-oriented? (1) isn't it a bad thing to use the word "oriented"? (2) the British garrison of Fort Michillimackinac would disagree.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (hLRSq)

246 Uh, is Walton-Fissette genderqueer?

You'd have to ask her wife.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (YqDXo)

247 Lacrosse was invented by my people many moons ago.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren

Bitch please.

Posted by: prairie crab at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (tqyrn)

248 229 Uh, is Walton-Fissette genderqueer?

https://www.kent.edu/ehhs/tlcs/profile/ dr-jennifer-walton-fisette
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (W+vEI)

No, just crazy.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 16, 2018 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

249 Badminton has its own problems though, like shuttlecock. Why not shuttlevulva? Behold the misogyny inherent in the system.

Posted by: Gennifer Walton-Fistette at July 16, 2018 02:34 PM (N7KlP)

250 Diana Moon Glampers is alive and well in Academensia.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 16, 2018 02:34 PM (FyMYJ)

251 Joooos control *everything*--except badminton.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2018 02:34 PM (2O3nS)

252 244


McCain is still not dead?

Posted by: Soothi at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (VO0ln)
According to his daughter, he is up and walking, talking and getting better. Its a damn miracle.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 02:34 PM (a0IVu)

253 You all should really check out her photo!

Hey "professor" Walton-Fisette, buy some shampoo and a comb!

-
Took a few too many dodgeballs to the face.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2018 02:34 PM (+y/Ru)

254 How much longer can the feminists and the gay rights people watch their people be marginalized by these freaks, before they push back?

I am pretty sure there'll be a backlash, soon enough.


It's happening, currently low-grade, but it's happening. Lesbians in particular are angry that male-to-female trans are stealing their privilege *and* outrank them on the Intersectional Bingo Card. Also, they're really tired of having to ask dates if they have a penis.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 16, 2018 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)

255 46 21 Bingo - there will always be something. My question to the MSM would be - how do you think you can convince a normal American that Trump is a Russian plant when we clearly had a fellow traveler in his shoes for 8 years prior? one of these things is not like the other.
Posted by: rammajamma at July 16, 2018 02:14 PM (AjNMO)


One thing I'm starting to wonder about: Do leftists practice projection deliberately, or are they unaware they are doing it?

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2018 02:35 PM (xjiRE)

256 Stupid damn pixy.

{{insert famous John Ekdahl quote}}

There. Fuck with that formatting.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at July 16, 2018 02:35 PM (XuYmQ)

257 Professor Jennifer Walton-Fisette"

Whatever you do, don't search for "image"

You'll thank me.

Promise.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:35 PM (7LY+6)

258 Uh, is Walton-Fissette genderqueer?

https://www.kent.edu/ehhs/tlcs/profile/ dr-jennifer-walton-fisette
Posted by: Lizzy

Not enough beer in the world. And back in my ute, I wasn't real picky

Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2018 02:35 PM (8ikIW)

259 244
McCain is still not dead?
Posted by: Soothi at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (VO0ln)

McCain's been dead for weeks. Perhaps his body lives on but his brain is mort. Kaput. Smert. El muerte.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 16, 2018 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

260 We really need a better class of barbarians, looking back at history.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith


Remember, barbarians are fuckups. They only overrun cultures when they get more fuckup-y than the barbarians, at which point it's really a mercy killing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 02:35 PM (AM1GF)

261
McCain is still not dead?

Posted by: Soothi at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (VO0ln)
According to his daughter, he is up and walking, talking and getting better. Its a damn miracle.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 02:34 PM (a0IVu)

Only McCain.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 02:35 PM (y8Foj)

262 Women can get into the 90s with that weird underarm
spin thing in softball

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

Not even close. I think the record is about 70mph.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (wYseH)

....

I think based on distance from mound to plate, the hitters reaction time is kind of like the baseball equivalency of a 90+ mph pitch.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 02:35 PM (C+q9J)

263 Badminton has its own problems though, like shuttlecock. Why not shuttlevulva? Behold the misogyny inherent in the system.
Posted by: Gennifer Walton-Fistette at July 16, 2018 02:34 PM (N7KlP)
---
Then, we're completely going to have to do away with the term "ball".

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (2O3nS)

264 According to his daughter, he is up and walking, talking and getting better. Its a damn miracle.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 02:34 PM (a0IVu)

Wait, seriously?

I'm not the biggest fan of the 'McCain made up his illness to hide from the fact that he helped start the whole Russia scam' conspiracy, but damn if that's true I'll have to do a double take.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (72PAC)

265 a ten man boys High School soccer team can beat a top 5 Women's world cup team and they want to mix the boys and the girls. I am not making that up, a boys team played 10 men against the Swedish Women's World Cup team because they felt sorry for them and they beat them soundly.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (UhsMk)

266 When you're raised in a family of 6 kids, you learn that life isn't a bed of roses.

"Pain builds character"

my brother would say as he beat the whey out me

Posted by: DanMan at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (QMG5F)

267 Women can get into the 90s with that weird underarm spin thing in softball, but the strike zone is totally different. I don't think that would translate well into baseball.


is that technique healthy for the throwing arm?

Posted by: prairie crab at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (tqyrn)

268 191 Zombie
-------------------
Ha! Now that makes all kinds of sense! It's much clearer now.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (fq72/)

269 Did anyone look up this creature's Kent State photo? She makes Bruce Jenner look like Wonder Woman. And we are supposed to give any credence to this thing? Oh, and don't forget it's DOCTOR Professor Jennifer Walton-Fisette. Sheeesh!

Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (V+03K)

270 "Team sports, such as lacrosse and badminton, are discouraged too, as they encourage competitiveness and are often "white-oriented" or otherwise racially stereotyped."

Amazing how they make this crap up - badminton is popular around the world - it is very popular in China and other parts of Asia. Facts don't matter at all - just fabricate "facts" to support your position. Spouting BS to support a position is the liberal way though.

Posted by: Tommy at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (yEAdf)

271 Begun, the queer wars have

--------

Stay clear of the artillery


"Command!" We need a sashay pattern to mince across the grid north of us at 0430! What do you mean you're doing your hair then?!"

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (HtLSE)

272 264. Telling ya - he's faking it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (fA1SL)

273 It is instantly obvious to even a cursory perusal that many of the Commenters on this blog are part of the evil white racist patriarchy, and espouse the view that young boys should be taught inherently fascistic characteristics like bravery, strength, and heroic endeavor. This distorts their natural gender-fluid state, and imposes toxic masculinity on them by making them believe that they are boys.

If just left alone, they are, of course, trans beings who may wish to reject the socially constructed gender assignment their caliginous patriarchal parents callously have imposed on them, and self reassign to one of the 89+ other genders that the cisheteropatriarchy brutally represses.

These comments are evil in their imposition of harmful and hurtful gender stereotypes, and are evidence of the Commenters' patriarchal bias that seeks to oppose the entirely virtuous Progressive efforts to teach boys that they are really gay or trans, and that they would be far happier if they eschewed toxic masculinity in favor of interminable bellyaching about imaginary oppression.

Posted by: Samantha Smythe-Wokenstein at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (ctuyM)

274
Not even close. I think the record is about 70mph.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


According to the Wikipedia article on fastpitch softball, the best men pitch at about 85 mph and the best women at about 75. That's a huge difference.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (BWL+E)

275 According to his daughter, he is up and walking, talking and getting better. Its a damn miracle

Or that last reprieve before the end.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (FyMYJ)

276 who knew that all the work the feminists have done would be undone by men who pretend to be women. They fought so hard against the patriarchy only to be crushed when those men put dresses on.

Posted by: gm at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (/LIOp)

277
I got your 'motor elitism' right here...

* grabs crotch *

Posted by: The Guy Who Always Has Something Between his Legs at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (LOgQ4)

278 McCain is still not dead?

Posted by: Soothi at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (VO0ln)
According to his daughter, he is up and walking, talking and getting better. Its a damn miracle.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 02:34 PM (a0IVu)


True or not, his vote stops counting without these stories.

Posted by: prairie crab at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (tqyrn)

279 @165


I agree but you can see that this is a huge problem that we cannot trust our LE or IC apparatuses.


They have been corrupted and weaponized.


And seeing as both political parties broadly agree with and support not only the IC and LEC assessments and understanding but also support the ongoing witch hunt of Russia collusion against the sitting President there will be no legislation coming from congress to correct this.

The President is severely limited in what he can do in this area as he can fire everyone but there is simply no one at either the DOJ or FBI that will aid the President in a mission to clean up either agency.


So we are left with a very serious situation that will not be resolved in either the short or long term.


It's very dangerous.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (UfMVm)

280 Shooting sports are sex-segregated and don't need to be. After all, a gun is the ultimate equalizer.
Somehow, though, I don't think that's what Ms Walton-Fisette has in mind ...

Posted by: Brown Line at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (S6ArX)

281 >>I could see a tricky smart female relief pitcher but she'd have to be pretty extraordinary to compete even at AA level in baseball.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

I could see a tricky smart female relief pitcher throwing a brushback pitch and hitting the batter. I can also see the batter charging her at the mound and beating the everloving piss and wad out of her.

Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (Bdeb0)

282 Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (ULoJS)

-----

This has reverse effect. There was a retarded boy at my high school who was very hyperactive.

The geniuses in the Special Ed department came up with a solution. They slowed him down by putting a weighted vest on him. By the time we were seniors, that sucker was up to eighty pounds, and he was still very hyperactive, but ripped like a US Marine.

Lucky for all of us that he was also a very nice boy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:38 PM (AzW6q)

283 Hmm according to Guiness, top speed pitch by a woman in softball is just under 70 mph, but I'm seeing other reports of up to 77.

Still well under my claim of 90 mph, so I retract that. Overhand, no way a woman gets close to that. Its just a question of upper body strength.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:38 PM (39g3+)

284 Hmm,I thought throwing a softball underhand was something women were better at than men.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:38 PM (LiyEm)

285 That is exactly what needs to happen. If women are confused and imagine that there is no physical difference between themselves and men then the easiest way to correct them is with direct physical competition. The more physical the sport the quicker the lesson will be learned.

Posted by: DFCtomm at July 16, 2018 02:38 PM (50gG9)

286 Wait, seriously?



I'm not the biggest fan of the 'McCain made up his illness to hide
from the fact that he helped start the whole Russia scam' conspiracy,
but damn if that's true I'll have to do a double take.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (72PAC)
That is what she is saying.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 02:38 PM (a0IVu)

287 >>280 Shooting sports are sex-segregated and don't need to be. After all, a gun is the ultimate equalizer. Somehow, though, I don't think that's what Ms Walton-Fisette has in mind ...
Posted by: Brown Line at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (S6ArX)

The rifle is for fighting. The gun is for fun.

Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:38 PM (Bdeb0)

288 a ten man boys High School soccer team can beat a top 5 Women's world cup team and they want to mix the boys and the girls. I am not making that up, a boys team played 10 men against the Swedish Women's World Cup team because they felt sorry for them and they beat them soundly.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (UhsMk)

.....

Yeah, a U-15 boys team from Dallas beat the top rated US Women's NT 5-2 as well.

Not even close.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 02:38 PM (C+q9J)

289 McCain is the Francisco Franco of live people.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2018 02:39 PM (2O3nS)

290
It's very dangerous.
=========
Yes it is.

Posted by: says the guy who's been saying stock up since 2016 at July 16, 2018 02:39 PM (iy8rh)

291 One thing I'm starting to wonder about: Do leftists practice projection deliberately, or are they unaware they are doing it?

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2018 02:35 PM (xjiRE)


Pros: Deliberate

Amateurs: Mimicry

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2018 02:39 PM (FDnQi)

292 Title Nein.


Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (tve+u)

damn you, you beat me to it, and with a much better quality comment lol

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2018 02:39 PM (8D42x)

293 It is interesting that the WHO says that sex addiction is a mental illness, but a desire to mutilate your genitalia is not.

Posted by: gm at July 16, 2018 02:39 PM (/LIOp)

294 "Genderqueer" means "I am a trend-following asshole white person desperately trying to find some category of victimhood which would allow me to claim minority-status and shed this horrible 'white privilege' identity, so I pretend to be mentally ill."

"And I do this by being a dude who wears lipstick, and being a beta male would be too butch, but any real transgression would take effort."

Or, in the case of girls, dyed hair and ripped jeans because YOU CAN'T MAKE ME FIT INTO YOUR GENDER NORMS AS I IMAGINE THEM TO BE, HATER

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 16, 2018 02:39 PM (HtLSE)

295 178 As a former rugby player, lacrosse and hockey are the only other sports I would call "hardcore."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:27 PM (AzW6q)

Hurling, without a helmet and Aussie Rules

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 16, 2018 02:39 PM (UhsMk)

296 Kent state and social justice and pe professor All in one place is bound to be a steaming of dogshit. Racist or lgtbqxyz or fem claptrap gauranteed. Without even looking.

Posted by: Usntakim at July 16, 2018 02:39 PM (0OmEj)

297 Posted by: Samantha Smythe-Wokenstein at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM


If not for the "Wokenstein", I couldn't tell the diff between this and the real thing.

Posted by: Hands at July 16, 2018 02:39 PM (EzdLW)

298 Women can get into the 90s"

So they're stuck in the Clinton administration era?

/snort

(and no, women don't throw in the 90s. Or 80s. Most in the 60s or so. About the same velocity as a good Little League World Series pitcher)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (7LY+6)

299 Motor elitism? You mean, like, the 1341 HP Koenigsegg One?

Posted by: ShainS at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (zhFOt)

300 The girls on the high school rifle team will give their rifles girl's names, because the rifles are the only pussy the girls are gonna get.

Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (Bdeb0)

301 I think based on distance from mound to plate, the hitters reaction time is kind of like the baseball equivalency of a 90+ mph pitch.

But the ball is 50% larger, so that has to be factored in as well.

I do think a woman with 3 pitches or a knuckleball could do some relief work in the majors, but she'd have to be in the AL and never a starter. Its hard enough on men to make it through a full season as a starter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (39g3+)

302 Motor elitism...not being a SJW I can only assume that it refers to the unpardonable privilege of having a fully functioning body with the motor skills to match?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (2NqXo)

303 288 Yes,they practice against males all the time with similar results.College teams etc.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (LiyEm)

304 Is it bad for me to want to send the National Guard to Kent's campus again?

Posted by: Hands at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (EzdLW)

305 245 Lacrosse is white-oriented? (1) isn't it a bad thing to use the word "oriented"? (2) the British garrison of Fort Michillimackinac would disagree.

Posted by: Mikey NTH

The bludgeoning was a cover. potato salad had gone bad in the summer heat.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (ieEKe)

306 And I don't know how this can be resolved to restore faith in and control of our LE and IC apparatuses.


Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (UfMVm)

disband the entire organizations. reconstitute with a focus on the core missions. prevent anyone who worked there in the past 40 years from doing so again.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (8D42x)

307 Yeah, a U-15 boys team from Dallas beat the top rated US Women's NT 5-2 as well.

Not even close.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Actually it was tied. The womens only got 70 percent of a goal

Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (8ikIW)

308 Football teams now include both genders equally, 5'2" girls on the offensive front line expected to hold back a blitz on the quarterback from 280-pound defensive linemen?

it would look like that scene at the end of Robocop. it would be less like a sack and more like a splash

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (4/6ME)

309 Cis-male athletes will have to wear agonizers against cis-female opponents.

Remember they say that the Williams sisters would be around 300th place in the men's league.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2018 02:40 PM (2O3nS)

310
As a former rugby player, lacrosse and hockey are the only other sports I would call "hardcore."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:27 PM (AzW6q)


Beat the ever-loving tar out of your opponent with a stick. Very Canadian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (BWL+E)

311
One thing I'm starting to wonder about: Do leftists practice projection deliberately, or are they unaware they are doing it?

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2018 02:35 PM (xjiRE)

============================
Lefties don't care if we're aware of their tricks, to them, we're the lumpenproletariat or the middle-class numbskulls living in flyover country. They're only concerned with fooling themselves or fooling each other, because that's part of the "Ruling Class" gameplay.

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (Pqytn)

312 who knew that all the work the feminists have done would be undone by men who pretend to be women. They fought so hard against the patriarchy only to be crushed when those men put dresses on.


--

The funny part is the trans lobby fits their definition of patriarch better than the actual thing.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (mk7Bj)

313 The commies' long ball is reaping it's rewards now. IMO though the unintended consequence with all the SJW "success" especially in hobbies and entertainment will be it's ultimate destruction.

Still too many normals that when the tentacles reach their "fun" activities say FU. This crap is insane. Gamergate, comicsgate, out of control metoo, Star Wars and MCU (soon) destructions, killing female sports... They are creating a backlash in the very young people they hope to co opt.

Posted by: Keith at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (USf3s)

314 Anything we do "collectively" - that is, using any amount of tax dollars via schools - is going to get stupid shit like this stirred into the mix.

I have supported, for quite some time, shit-canning sports in schools. I am completely serious. You want your kids to play organized ball ? Join a club. You want your kids to work out ? Send 'em to a gym.

I'm really not sure why we're paying tax-dollars to teach kids how to do a push-up, or play dodge-ball.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (fiGNd)

315 If there are no urinals on the newest aircraft carriers how about a piss wall.SF has them and they work quite well, and they are common in Europe where they are always up to date and ahead of us. Not unusual to have women cleaners mop around you while your peeing.

Posted by: Colin at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (oe8tu)

316 243 Women can get into the 90s with that weird underarm spin thing in softball

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

Not even close. I think the record is about 70mph.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2018 02:33 PM (wYseH)


And here's the objective evidence: you can pitch in baseball any way you like, and nobody ever throws underhand. The nearest anyone comes is submarine (the knuckle-scrapers), who usually do so because they can't throw hard enough overhand to make it in MLB. Consequently they adopt an unusual arm slot that batters are unaccustomed to seeing. (Same thing with knuckle-ballers.)

Which, of course, is why such pitchers are invariably relievers: once you see the pitching motion and the movement of the ball, and get used to it, it's batting practice. So it's once through the order, tops.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (YqDXo)

317 280 Shooting sports are sex-segregated and don't need to be. After all, a gun is the ultimate equalizer.
Somehow, though, I don't think that's what Ms Walton-Fisette has in mind ...
Posted by: Brown Line at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (S6ArX)

Actually women might surpass men in that area, or at least an aspect of it. I've heard the rumor that women, generally, have a much steadier hand than men. That's a big plus in shooting.

Posted by: DFCtomm at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (50gG9)

318 Motor elitism: Bugatti Chiron.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM (+lOpA)

319 I think it is safe to say that Professor DOCTOR Jennifer Walton-Fisette has daddy issues.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM (T71PA)

320 309 Early on because of the hype about how good they were one of the William's sisters took on a low ranked male pro.He wiped the court with her.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM (LiyEm)

321 207 190
Fastest pitch of a baseball by a woman: 68 mph.
That's batting practice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (BWL+E)

In High School...
Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

But that show with the PoC grill who pitched in the majors tho.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM (XN4C4)

322 I think Chateau D'Eez is on its last box of *facepalm*s, and the crate of pixels for the 4d printer isn't coming until Wednesday, but still, this story is truly

*facepalm*

worthy.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM (yN/cP)

323 So throw the girls lacrosse players into boys lacrosse and see what happens. It's not even the same sport

Posted by: NCKate at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM (nU09Z)

324 Cis-male athletes will have to wear agonizers against cis-female opponents.

Remember they say that the Williams sisters would be around 300th place in the men's league.
=====
"they" is John McEnroe. He's just about right.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM (v97DP)

325 Or that last reprieve before the end.

Could be he's flying so high on a cocktail of uppers and painkillers that he *is* walking around, but would introduce himself as a salmon named Norman Elkface if they actually let him out in public.

This has reverse effect.
Harrison Bergeron testing, phase 1.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM (HtLSE)

326 That's a big plus in shooting.
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (50gG9)

------

Women have naturally better breathing control. A man can learn it, but they've got it right out of the gate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM (AzW6q)

327 Major Elitist?! Nobody outranks me!

Posted by: Captain Krystol at July 16, 2018 02:43 PM (2O3nS)

328 I guess I am unironic now.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 16, 2018 02:43 PM (Z5y53)

329 Every great female athlete that comes out they start the hype about how they can compete with men.William's sisters,Michelke Wei,Ronda Rousey and on and on..

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:43 PM (LiyEm)

330
177 Odd, I always associated badminton with India and Pakistan. A blood sport when played at a competitive level.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (BWL+E)

If there's blood you may be doing it wrong.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 16, 2018 02:26 PM (72PAC)

India vs Pakistan competition? And no blood involved? That's the second alternate universe to your right.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 16, 2018 02:43 PM (e1mEI)

331 Whatever sport it is, everyone must be a catcher!

Posted by: wooga at July 16, 2018 02:43 PM (9ObsK)

332 Which, of course, is why such pitchers are invariably relievers: once you see the pitching motion and the movement of the ball, and get used to it, it's batting practice.

Yeah they look like they'd be awful to face, because of that odd delivery, but the truth is, batters aren't really even paying that much attention to the delivery after a few pitches, they're just picking up the ball when it leaves the pitcher's hand and working out the trajectory in their heads so fast they aren't even aware of it.

A few batters in, those guys get tattooed, its odd that the MLB keeps giving them a chance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:43 PM (39g3+)

333 So we are left with a very serious situation that will not be resolved in either the short or long term.


It's very dangerous.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 02:37 PM (UfMVm)


And the real threat, is that the US Citizen is rapidly loosing faith in the system.


We see the corruption, and that nothing is being done about it.


And once the average citizen, even us Patriots, no longer believe in the following Law?


We're in real trouble...


Note, we may already be there, only about 15K 'Assault Rifles' out of hundreds of thousands were registered in Calif by the deadline.

Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:43 PM (NgKpN)

334 Whatever sport it is, everyone must be a catcher!
=========

OK!!

Posted by: Shep! at July 16, 2018 02:43 PM (vg8iE)

335 Bobby Riggs just challenged Jennifer Walton-Fisette to a game of tennis.

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:43 PM (c+2jX)

336 This is The Onion, right?


Right?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2018 02:44 PM (p+Wdc)

337 genderqueer..that doesn't even make sense

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at July 16, 2018 02:44 PM (Mo5Uy)

338 And the real threat, is that the US Citizen is rapidly loosing faith in the system.

-----

I speak only for myself - but, too late. Lost, gone, ain't comin' back.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:44 PM (AzW6q)

339 I have The Answer:

Eliminate ALL. HS sports.

Except for Calvinball.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 16, 2018 02:44 PM (AFztM)

340 288 a ten man boys High School soccer team can beat a top 5 Women's world cup team and they want to mix the boys and the girls. I am not making that up, a boys team played 10 men against the Swedish Women's World Cup team because they felt sorry for them and they beat them soundly.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 16, 2018 02:36 PM (UhsMk)

.....

Yeah, a U-15 boys team from Dallas beat the top rated US Women's NT 5-2 as well.

Not even close.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 02:38 PM (C+q9J)

People don't believe that happens. I remember when the Australia team got crushed by a boys U-15 team NOBODY believed the sports reporter that wrote the story. They called it Fake and then they had to show yes he was at the game and the Coach even commented on it. They play games like this because they need to play good teams in order to be ready for the World Cup.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 16, 2018 02:44 PM (UhsMk)

341 Why don't the sailors just take a piss off the side of the carrier? It's a big ocean.

Posted by: Hands at July 16, 2018 02:44 PM (EzdLW)

342 The funny part is the trans lobby fits their definition of patriarch better than the actual thing.

And as much as the trans lobby has a very weird element of ego and envy (sisters are doing it for themselves and I want to be one!), there's a lot of reinforcing of traditional gender roles and behavior everywhere it overlaps with fetishland. Which is to say very nearly 100%.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (HtLSE)

343 >>335 Bobby Riggs just challenged Jennifer Walton-Fisette to a game of tennis.
Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:43 PM (c+2jX)

Remington Steele just challenged Ruth Bader Ginsburg to a game of schlong.

Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (Bdeb0)

344 woman with 3 pitches or a knuckleball could do some relief work in the majors"

Ok, enough with the funnies...

And no.

I've been close up with Div 1 and Minor league guys - they'd rip the cover off it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (7LY+6)

345 What ever happened to the women who started in a minor league baseball team somewhere a few years ago. Haven't heard of her lately, did she go to Japan or something.

Posted by: Colin at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (oe8tu)

346 I have supported, for quite some time, shit-canning sports in schools. I am completely serious. You want your kids to play organized ball ? Join a club. You want your kids to work out ? Send 'em to a gym.

I'm really not sure why we're paying tax-dollars to teach kids how to do a push-up, or play dodge-ball.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (fiGNd)


I have to respectfully disagree. There's a point to physical education, viz., learning to play and love various sports. Over the years, I've played everything, and it was largely because I'd learned everything from tennis to soccer to handball to tumbling to wrestling to track and field etc. etc. in school.

The only sports I learned on my own were baseball, football, basketball, and swimming.

In this era of an obesity epidemic, I think it is important to introduce kids to sports in school, and to require them to participate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

347 Good Luck in baseball generating the momentum and arm speed needed pitching like a fast pitch softball player when one foot has to remain on the rubber the entire time.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (XN4C4)

348 I've heard the rumor that women, generally, have a much steadier hand than men. That's a big plus in shooting.

I'd give men a slight edge in calculating wind and so on in their heads, but not always. But are shooting competitions even sex segregated? I mean a woman could theoretically be the world's best sniper (they were amazing in Russia for instance) but its always guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (39g3+)

349 "Physical Education"
While that girl is still trapped in a boy's body, that body is going to compete with the other boys.

Posted by: Alexi Lalas at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (VWE5i)

350 I just can't seem to get a grip on this topic. Nothing to hang my hat on, you might say. Can't find the hook ...

Can't find any leverage nor a point at which to apply that leverage. One needs to find the point of least resistance where the leverage you do have will work to the greatest effect.

See what I mean? It's all just a big ball of wax.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (roQNm)

351 I'm sure the Iroquois would be interested to learn that lacrosse, the game they invented and have been playing since long before white people came along, is a "white-oriented" sport.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (rP4OC)

352 Man, I couldn't possibly care less about the struggles these people are having around their gender ident problems, especially when it comes to athletics.
I love those stories about the "girls" who dominate competition, while the girl girls have to just take it. All in service of Social Justice!
When's the next Olumpics? Can't wait for some blade-legged "lady" who is on steroids, racing the real ladies, and standing on the podium, with her adams apple protruding to the sounds of her national anthem being played.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2018 02:46 PM (9chmE)

353 Aces High, lefty bitches! Moving in to fire on the Main Stream Obamas!

(If you know the tune you've "mis"heard the lyric)

Posted by: President Trump London Assault Balloon. at July 16, 2018 02:46 PM (LphqV)

354

EM RAPUNZEL FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 16, 2018 02:46 PM (mPeei)

355 Oh please,everyone mentions the Russian women snipers,can you say "war time propaganda?"

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:46 PM (LiyEm)

356 "313 The commies' long ball is reaping it's rewards now. IMO though the unintended consequence with all the SJW "success" especially in hobbies and entertainment will be it's ultimate destruction.

Still too many normals that when the tentacles reach their "fun" activities say FU. This crap is insane. Gamergate, comicsgate, out of control metoo, Star Wars and MCU (soon) destructions, killing female sports... They are creating a backlash in the very young people they hope to co opt.
Posted by: Keith at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (USf3s"



They're hoping to make that not matter.
Hillary was supposed to be the closer.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 16, 2018 02:46 PM (yN/cP)

357 318 Motor elitism: Bugatti Chiron.
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM (+lOpA)


Motor Elitism??? 455 HP Camaro....


America... Fuck Ya!

Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:46 PM (NgKpN)

358 @306

Ok who is going to do that?

The only body that can do that would be Congress and they broadly agree with and have total and complete faith in these institutions.


So that's not going to happen.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 02:46 PM (UfMVm)

359 36
This will only end when the last Grievance Studies professor is strangled with the guts of the last Vice Chancellor for Diversity and Inclusion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:13 PM (BWL+E)

Now that's the truth. This doesn't get fixed by voting. The only variable left unknown now is when.

Posted by: DFCtomm at July 16, 2018 02:46 PM (50gG9)

360 Hah!

This is just a sneaky way to sanction grab-assing and handjobs in the showers.

Posted by: Fritz at July 16, 2018 02:46 PM (2Mnv1)

361
Actually, Walter Johnson had a sidearm motion and won 417 games. His arms were so long that right-handed batters couldn't see it leave his hand.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:47 PM (BWL+E)

362
321 207 190
Fastest pitch of a baseball by a woman: 68 mph.
That's batting practice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (BWL+E)

In High School...
Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

But that show with the PoC grill who pitched in the majors tho.
-------------
Do I need to point out that girls softball is played on a Little League (60 foot baseline) field? The distance between pitchers mound and homeplate is 45 ft. Big boys play on 90 foot baselines and 60 foot mound to homeplate. They also pitch over the shoulder - cuz they have shoulders. Not like Obama.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 16, 2018 02:47 PM (2LelM)

363 >>351 I'm sure the Iroquois would be interested to learn that lacrosse, the game they invented and have been playing since long before white people came along, is a "white-oriented" sport.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (rP4OC)

They'd be interested. Then they'd lose interest and go back to the rez and the bottle of Ten High.

Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:47 PM (Bdeb0)

364 Ronda Rousey and on and on.."

What ever happened to her? Was on every show/thing/whatever up to a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:47 PM (7LY+6)

365 321 207 190
Fastest pitch of a baseball by a woman: 68 mph.
That's batting practice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (BWL+E)

In High School...
Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

But that show with the PoC grill who pitched in the majors tho.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM (XN4C4)

Remember that show on Fox that had a fictional Female Pitcher and NOBODY could hit her screw ball. LOL

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 16, 2018 02:47 PM (UhsMk)

366 44 woman with 3 pitches or a knuckleball could do some relief work in the majors"

Ok, enough with the funnies...

And no.

I've been close up with Div 1 and Minor league guys - they'd rip the cover off it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (


You mean that fox show about the girl pitcher wasn't realistic? OMG!

Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2018 02:48 PM (9bQep)

367 Good Luck in baseball generating the momentum and arm speed needed pitching like a fast pitch softball player when one foot has to remain on the rubber the entire time.

Yeah outfielders can get into the 100's throwing a ball in because they run a few steps and get that behind their throw. Throwing from a standing position is a whole 'nother ball game, as it were.

But seriously, knuckleballs float in there at around 60 mph, and a woman could pull that off. Pitching is about way, way more than velocity. If you just pile fastballs in over the plate over and over, you'll get killed in the MLB. You have to vary where, how fast, mix in other pitches, etc. Even guys like Nolan Ryan had other pitches.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:48 PM (39g3+)

368 on other activities, such as yoga, dance, hiking, biking, swimming, and rope-climbing

Anyone interested in watching a "genderfluid" male ballerina (who admits to having undergone feminizing facial surgery)-- here's Chase Johnsey: https://tinyurl.com/yd8so3fo

Dude admits that he's starved himself to the point of anorexia. If you look closely at the leg muscles and the relatively thick waist, though, you can tell that xe is no woman.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2018 02:48 PM (3C9q2)

369 Why don't the sailors just take a piss off the side of the carrier? It's a big ocean.

Posted by: Hands at July 16, 2018 02:44 PM (EzdLW)

No No No, remember when that guy pissed in that water supply reservoir and they drained the whole reservoir...

Posted by: Colin at July 16, 2018 02:48 PM (oe8tu)

370 I'm sure I'm being an asshole or obtuse or both, but I don't consider shooting a sport. It's something, but I just don't think of football players, baseball players, soccor players etc. as being comparable to competitive shooters.

Though I am willing to reconsider if there are some good amateur or unlicensed sporting jokes to be made about Chicago.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 16, 2018 02:48 PM (N7KlP)

371 Speaking of national anthems, I'm going to make a prediction. Some gold medalist is going to object to their country's national anthem being played during the award ceremony. What will they do then. What. Will. They. Do...

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2018 02:49 PM (9chmE)

372 What ever happened to her? Was on every show/thing/whatever up to a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:47 PM (7LY+6)

She joined the WWE. Her debut at Wrestlemania this year was pretty damn awesome. Her and Stephanie McMahon duking it out in the ring was hilarious.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 16, 2018 02:49 PM (rP4OC)

373 Passing out in a gutter was invented by the Irish. Passing out in the gutter is an American Indian-oriented sport.

Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)

374 I've heard the rumor that women, generally, have a much steadier hand than men. That's a big plus in shooting.

-------------

Women with a steady hand have always been a big plus in how much I shoot.

Posted by: Hands at July 16, 2018 02:49 PM (EzdLW)

375 344 woman with 3 pitches or a knuckleball could do some relief work in the majors"

Ok, enough with the funnies...

And no.

I've been close up with Div 1 and Minor league guys - they'd rip the cover off it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:45 PM (7LY+6)


Maybe not if they threw a knuckie, but otherwise, they'd get lit up. Guaranteed.

Here's your calibration: the guys who throw BP in the bigs are typically 50-somethings throwing from 30 to 45 feet away (behind an L-screen, obviously).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

376 Actually, Walter Johnson had a sidearm motion and won 417 games.

And he threw like a cannon. But sidearm isn't the same as submarine pitching.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

377
I think it is safe to say that Professor DOCTOR Jennifer Walton-Fisette has daddy issues.



Posted by: DR.WTF? at July 16, 2018 02:42 PM


Nope. Not going to go there today.
Oh, hell, why not? It's Monday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KTcXaW4R6U

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2018 02:50 PM (p+Wdc)

378 Actually women might surpass men in that area, or at least an aspect of it. I've heard the rumor that women, generally, have a much steadier hand than men. That's a big plus in shooting.

One of the most badass snipers in WWII was a woman in the Red Army.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2018 02:50 PM (3C9q2)

379 I'm sure the Iroquois would be interested to learn that lacrosse... is a "white-oriented" sport

It unfairly leans white because whites have a much bigger cultural cornerstone of impersonating redskins than anybody else.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 16, 2018 02:50 PM (HtLSE)

380 woman with 3 pitches or a knuckleball could do some relief work in the majors"
========
this is absurd.

there are guys who can't make it in the majors as relief pitchers with "3 pitches or a knuckleball".
The minors is full of them.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 02:50 PM (iy8rh)

381 And here's the objective evidence: you can pitch in baseball any way you like, and nobody ever throws underhand. The nearest anyone comes is submarine (the knuckle-scrapers), who usually do so because they can't throw hard enough overhand to make it in MLB. Consequently they adopt an unusual arm slot that batters are unaccustomed to seeing. (Same thing with knuckle-ballers.)

Which, of course, is why such pitchers are invariably relievers: once you see the pitching motion and the movement of the ball, and get used to it, it's batting practice. So it's once through the order, tops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (YqDXo)

--

Windmilling would also be a balk.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 16, 2018 02:50 PM (suO/a)

382 Maybe not if they threw a knuckie, but otherwise, they'd get lit up. Guaranteed.

Phil Niekro's knuckler was 70mph.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 16, 2018 02:50 PM (Boy/L)

383 Facepalm

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:50 PM (LiyEm)

384 Wow, I could have coped a feel free feels if there had been girls on our teams

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2018 02:51 PM (Lg2h/)

385 Here's an idea: Let's find the most mentally disturbed peopled out there and let them make the rules for the rest of us.

J/K. Let's not do that

Posted by: ghost of hallelujuah at July 16, 2018 02:51 PM (oAY8z)

386 No No No, remember when that guy pissed in that water supply reservoir and they drained the whole reservoir...
Posted by: Colin at July 16, 2018 02:48 PM (oe8tu)


Why? Was somebody's hair on fire?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at July 16, 2018 02:51 PM (T71PA)

387 What ever happened to her? Was on every show/thing/whatever up to a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:47 PM (7LY+6)


Acting and "professional wrestling." Better pay and less injuries.

Makes sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2018 02:51 PM (FDnQi)

388 I keep saying this. The trans movement is very anti women. It's a cult and is you are a parent you should be very concerned.

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2018 02:51 PM (QCc6B)

389 New gym class:
1- you must pick alternating boy/girl/fem/neither
2- you must pick smallest and weakest first
3- if you are on a varsity team, you cannot play the same gym sport. you obviously are already racist
4- no scoring only playing
5- no winners, only participants. The One decrees the best side, not the winning side.

Posted by: Mr Wolf at July 16, 2018 02:51 PM (YkEgi)

390 346 I have supported, for quite some time, shit-canning sports in schools. I am completely serious. You want your kids to play organized ball ? Join a club. You want your kids to work out ? Send 'em to a gym.

I'm really not sure why we're paying tax-dollars to teach kids how to do a push-up, or play dodge-ball.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 16, 2018 02:41 PM (fiGNd)

I have to respectfully disagree. There's a point to physical education, viz., learning to play and love various sports. Over the years, I've played everything, and it was largely because I'd learned everything from tennis to soccer to handball to tumbling to wrestling to track and field etc. etc. in school.

The only sports I learned on my own were baseball, football, basketball, and swimming.

In this era of an obesity epidemic, I think it is important to introduce kids to sports in school, and to require them to participate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


The entire concept of public schooling ORIGINATED with "physical education" being not just part of but EQUAL TO mental education. Remember that the very first public high schools were called "Gymnasiums" (back in 19th-century Germany, where the concept of "high school" was invented). I mean, the whole school was called the "gymnasium." The principle was "Mens Sana in Copore Sano" -- healthy mind in a healthy body.

Truth is, these days, 90% of kids would get next to NO exercise daily were they not forced to in gym class.

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:51 PM (c+2jX)

391 Heh - so, in contact sports we can expect a lot of happy hormonal young boys to agree it's okay to grab your opponent in a hug from behind.

Damn, 48 years to late to cop free feelz in gym.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 02:51 PM (37IEG)

392
The minors is full of them.

Poor grammar. Correctly speaking, it's "the minors be full of them."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:52 PM (BWL+E)

393 Team sports, such as lacrosse and badminton, are discouraged too, as they encourage competitiveness and are often "white-oriented"
-------------------------------------------
Badminton is a team sport?
And has this chick ever seen world-class badminton?
Hint: decidedly NOT white.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2018 02:52 PM (0jtPF)

394 370 I'm sure I'm being an asshole or obtuse or both, but I don't consider shooting a sport. It's something, but I just don't think of football players, baseball players, soccor players etc. as being comparable to competitive shooters.

Though I am willing to reconsider if there are some good amateur or unlicensed sporting jokes to be made about Chicago.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 16, 2018 02:48 PM (N7KlP)


I agree. It's a skill, God knows, but not really sport, much like race car driving in that respect, IMO. Golf is on the cusp.

My criterion: do you have to train hard to be competitve? (Train, physically, as opposed to practicing the skill.) Otherwise, you could consider video gaming to be a sport too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

395 Maybe if a tit pops out of her jersey on every pitch release...

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:52 PM (LiyEm)

396 I'm sure I'm being an asshole or obtuse or both, but I don't consider shooting a sport.

Here's how I break it down: shooting is an athletic competition, which is distinct from a sport. The difference between golf and football, or gymnastics and baseball. One is direct competition and interaction, the other is displaying personal physical ability.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:52 PM (39g3+)

397 What ever happened to her? Was on every show/thing/whatever up to a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Movie career. More money, less bruising.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2018 02:52 PM (zfrbv)

398 All of this presupposes that what happens in gym class is "sports", and not bean-bag, drum-circle, hippie-dippy bullcrap for half an hour while wearing different clothes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2018 02:52 PM (AURKQ)

399 The Army used to say men and women were not stronger or weaker, they were just different. Like men had more upper body strength, so they were better at pushups, and women had more lower body strength, so they were better at situps.

Question that never got answered: why is the standard for mens situps higher than women's?

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 02:53 PM (Z5y53)

400 Ronda Rousey and on and on

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I'd still love to see an overweight middle aged unathletic father of two given one month of training before being put in the ring with her. Best three out of five, even.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 16, 2018 02:53 PM (YPqbH)

401 Always entertaining to watch Quisenberry or Tekulve take the mound.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2018 02:53 PM (CiLUq)

402 AND ROPE CLIMBING!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2018 02:53 PM (ymnmz)

403 This is a very silly person whose theories will be put in place at a very progressive school with the usual hilarious unintended consequences.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2018 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

404 Actually, Walter Johnson had a sidearm motion and
won 417 games. His arms were so long that right-handed batters couldn't
see it leave his hand.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:47 PM (BWL+E)


And if you were going to clock his fastball, using the same equipment they use today, measuring at the same point in the delivery as they do today, he'd probably be regularly hitting over 100 on the modern gun.


He was about as fast as anybody. Ever. Even including today's pitchers, who are regularly juicing.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2018 02:53 PM (9chmE)

405 But seriously, knuckleballs float in there at around 60 mph, and a woman could pull that off. Pitching is about way, way more than velocity. If you just pile fastballs in over the plate over and over, you'll get killed in the MLB. You have to vary where, how fast, mix in other pitches, etc. Even guys like Nolan Ryan had other pitches.
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The secret to hitting floaters is fluttering your eyes.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 16, 2018 02:53 PM (2LelM)

406 If I were a little older Denny Hastert could have been my gym teacher.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at July 16, 2018 02:53 PM (r9UYA)

407 I think this highlights why so many Neocons / Never Trumpers are confused about Trump voters.

Who is a greater threat to American Liberty: Russia or the American Left?

For me: The American left.

Russia cannot invade the U.S., but the left has and continues to do so. The left seems to hate the U.S. more than Vlad does. Is there any difference between a American left conquest of America, and a Russian one? Both would do away with our sovergnity, our constitution, etc.

American Leftists are really not Americans anymore. I know that is a uncomfortable fact, but is a reality.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (MuTTO)

408 and a woman could pull that off"

Takes pretty good (as in more than anyone here, promise) finger strength to push a quality knuckler across the plate.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (7LY+6)

409 I accept that crazy exists but I have a lot of trouble with crazy being taken seriously and being given a public platform with which to spout their insanity.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (qC1Sy)

410 So the goal here is to eliminate women's sports? We sex-segregate sports for a reason, and it is because women will be trounced by men in almost all cases because men are, generally speaking, better athletes. Integrating sports will just mean that women quit playing and eventually there are no women's sports anymore, Title IX be damned.
No one likes losing all the time, and this will ensure that women lose all the time in sports.
Even if they try to weasel out of it by eliminating team sports, they'll still lose in individual sports as well, generally speaking. So they will either just sex-segregate it based on results anyway, or women will stop competing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (I2dne)

411 Yeah, when I was in the army, I never noticed women being better than men at sit ups on average. Women clearly sucked less at that, but that's about it.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (N7KlP)

412 Rousey got her block knocked off but good by another woman and Sprts Illustrated abruptly dropped the "Is she the best fighter ever regardless of gender" bullshit.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (LiyEm)

413 Genderqueers? Like the ones in that picture underneath Baby Trump balloon?

Posted by: wth at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (HgMAr)

414 If I was back in High School, I would claim to be a woman trapped in a man's body so I could take showers with, and wrestle, the girls.
The old woody might'a gave me away though.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 16, 2018 02:55 PM (xBSm0)

415 The Army used to say men and women were not stronger
or weaker, they were just different. Like men had more upper body
strength, so they were better at pushups, and women had more lower body
strength, so they were better at situps.



Question that never got answered: why is the standard for mens situps higher than women's?

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 02:53 PM (Z5y53)

This wasn't from 2008-2016 was it?

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 02:55 PM (n13/j)

416 "What is your position on boys competing as girls in sports?"

This question should be asked of every Democrat candidate for any office at each and every public appearance from now through election day.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2018 02:55 PM (HiLJ1)

417 408
and a woman could pull that off"

Pull what off? I applaud our new system if it's items of clothing.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 02:55 PM (37IEG)

418 American Leftists are really not Americans anymore. I know that is a uncomfortable fact, but is a reality.





Posted by: William Eaton at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (MuTTO)


I knew that 30 years ago.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2018 02:55 PM (9Om/r)

419
If knuckleballs were the secret to pitching success, you'd see more KB pitchers. Problem is that if it has even a bit of rotation the pitch is so fat that the ball hits the bat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:55 PM (BWL+E)

420 413
Genderqueers? Like the ones in that picture underneath Baby Trump balloon?

Posted by: wth at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (HgMAr)
Yeesshh..a right tribute to England's 'proud' heritage, they were.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 02:55 PM (a0IVu)

421 Posted by: William Eaton at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (MuTTO)

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They are the Main Enemy. Russia, China, and the Persians pose nothing close to threat posed by the American Marxists, and they must be debellated if our Republic is to survive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:56 PM (AzW6q)

422 Russia cannot invade the U.S., but the left has and continues to do so. The left seems to hate the U.S. more than Vlad does.


Also, per last thread, in their minds the election of Trump was Vlad's greatest war crime. The mind reels.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 16, 2018 02:56 PM (HtLSE)

423 there are guys who can't make it in the majors as relief pitchers with "3 pitches or a knuckleball".

And there are guys in the majors who have those pitches. It would take an extraordinary woman and she couldn't be more than short relief (not a closer) but I could see it work. She'd have to be super crafty about where and how she mixed up rotation but I could see it work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)

424 There is some possibility that women could compete at games of skill (shooting, archery, curling, darts, bowling, etc) without a physical disadvantage.

But history proves they are inferior at those as well in the top tiers, hence the reason for female categories.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 02:56 PM (C+q9J)

425 What is your position on boys competing as girls in sports?"

This question should be asked of every Democrat candidate for any office at each and every public appearance from now through election day.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


great way for dems to lose every soccer mom.

Posted by: prairie crab at July 16, 2018 02:56 PM (tqyrn)

426
Billie Jean King once said she never would have played tennis if team sports like soccer had been available in her era IIRC.

Yoga is a sport?

Posted by: Glenn John at July 16, 2018 02:56 PM (LilNs)

427 So but slapping is still ok?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2018 02:56 PM (Lg2h/)

428 I knew that 30 years ago.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2018 02:55 PM (9Om/r)

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Well you beat me by about 20 years. Congrats.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 16, 2018 02:57 PM (MuTTO)

429 Race car drivers definitely train. Look at Seb Vettel's neck. It looks like it belongs on some other guy's body.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 16, 2018 02:57 PM (IJDbM)

430
Yeah, when I was in the army, I never noticed women being better than
men at sit ups on average. Women clearly sucked less at that, but that's
about it.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (N7KlP)

I hated pushups. I was way better at situps and the run. We didn't train with women so I couldn't guess who was better at what.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 02:57 PM (n13/j)

431 Mixing boys and girls in gym class just results in a bunch of teenage boys trying to cover up boners.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2018 02:57 PM (pUDQf)

432 The new push in the transgender movement is increasing "persistence". The amount of people who STAY transgender (most do not) By starting kids early on hormones and surgery and causing permanent life long sterility they hope to increase the likelihood that your child will stay trans. Those coach children in online social media to threaten suicide, so they can have leverage to get hormones.

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2018 02:57 PM (QCc6B)

433

Motor elitism...Ekranoplan!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 02:57 PM (IqV8l)

434 Schumer is such a piece of shit but I got to hand it to him he's out there pushing the lefts narrative.

And since the GOP clown show boradly agrees with the Russia meddling narrative, he has put them in a tough spot.


The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 02:57 PM (UfMVm)

435 424
There is some possibility that women could compete at games of skill
(shooting, archery, curling, darts, bowling, etc) without a physical
disadvantage.



But history proves they are inferior at those as well in the top tiers, hence the reason for female categories.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 02:56 PM (C+q9J)
Range matters in archery.

Posted by: English Longbowmen at July 16, 2018 02:57 PM (37IEG)

436 Billie Jean King once said she never would have played tennis if team sports like soccer had been available in her era IIRC.

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Soccer wasn't invented by then?

Posted by: josephistan at July 16, 2018 02:57 PM (7HtZB)

437 I'm sure I'm being an asshole or obtuse or both, but I don't consider shooting a sport. It's something, but I just don't think of football players, baseball players, soccor players etc. as being comparable to competitive shooters.

Though I am willing to reconsider if there are some good amateur or unlicensed sporting jokes to be made about Chicago.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 16, 2018 02:48 PM (N7KlP)

I agree. It's a skill, God knows, but not really sport, much like race car driving in that respect, IMO. Golf is on the cusp.

My criterion: do you have to train hard to be competitve? (Train, physically, as opposed to practicing the skill.) Otherwise, you could consider video gaming to be a sport too.
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Well I would have agreed with you until I went to a shooting course and shot like a hundred rounds out of 12 gauge trying to hit sporting clays flung from various angles, bouncing along the ground etc etc. Hoisting that gun over the course of a couple of hours is tiring, and the changing course of the clays is also taxing.

When I was just shooting a pistol at a piece of paper, I would have agreed with you.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 02:58 PM (mTn/z)

438 They are the Main Enemy. Russia, China, and the Persians pose nothing close to threat posed by the American Marxists, and they must be debellated if our Republic is to survive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 02:56 PM (AzW6q)

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Think about it: When you read this story it seems like the USSR won the cold war.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 16, 2018 02:58 PM (MuTTO)

439 364 Ronda Rousey and on and on.."

What ever happened to her? Was on every show/thing/whatever up to a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:47 PM (7LY+6)



She's in the WWE now. So far she's had two televised matches on PPVs. And she has done pretty well. Has done a decent job of selling.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 02:58 PM (lKs2v)

440

Truth is, these days, 90% of kids would get next to NO exercise daily were they not forced to in gym class.

I played a Blues in Schools gig last year for about 200 elementary school students yard-apes. They were well behaved for about 5 minutes before they started screaming and running and jumping around like they needed to go outside for recess and burn off some of their boundless energy.

Which they never get to do anymore as best I can tell.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 02:58 PM (HaL55)

441 273
It is instantly obvious to even a cursory perusal that many of the
Commenters on this blog are part of the evil white racist patriarchy,
and espouse the view that young boys should be taught inherently
fascistic characteristics like bravery, strength, and heroic endeavor.
This distorts their natural gender-fluid state, and imposes toxic
masculinity on them by making them believe that they are boys.
. . .




Posted by: Samantha Smythe-Wokenstein at July 16, 2018

*
*
Samantha, one of my cats was born male and was consistently believed to be female until late in her life. Did that make her gender-fluid? If so, she should be celebrated for her bravery in going against the cis-gender of cats everywhere.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2018 02:58 PM (yrE3y)

442 Biathalon not a sport? Race skiing followed by accurate shooting?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 16, 2018 02:58 PM (ujg0T)

443 I wonder how she feels about Dick's?

Posted by: Caliban at July 16, 2018 02:59 PM (QE8X6)

444 the guys who throw BP in the bigs are typically 50-somethings throwing from 30 to 45 feet away (behind an L-screen, obviously)."

I've thrown BP to a few such guys. The pitching part is easy.
The "not running from the cage while screaming in fear and pissing oneself" after a hit ball hisses past your right ear at godonlyknowshowfast .... isn't.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:59 PM (7LY+6)

445 They are praying on children with childhood trauma and grooming them to turn trans.

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2018 02:59 PM (QCc6B)

446 Women are better at 'prettier/artistic' sports like rhythmic gymnastics or synchronized swimming..mainly because these are feminine sports and we have the edge over (most) men in that respect. This is a rather un-PC thing to say I suppose

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 02:59 PM (a0IVu)

447 Ronda Rousey and on and on.."



What ever happened to her? Was on every show/thing/whatever up to a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:47 PM (7LY+6)





She's in the WWE now. So far she's had two televised matches on
PPVs. And she has done pretty well. Has done a decent job of selling.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 02:58 PM (lKs2v)


WWE. So we're no longer pretending she's actually a, you know, fighter.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2018 02:59 PM (9chmE)

448 Truth is, these days, 90% of kids would get next to NO exercise daily were they not forced to in gym class.
Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:51 PM (c+2jX)


Yep. It's also being introduced to sports you otherwise would scarcely have known about, much less played.

And, of course, especially for boys, burning off energy so you can sit in a classroom the rest of the day without getting antsy or needing to be bombed with Ritalin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:59 PM (YqDXo)

449 "Let's find the most mentally disturbed peopled out there and let them make the rules for the rest of us. "

Sweet!

Posted by: Iranians in 1979 at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (k3IMN)

450 Range matters in archery.

Posted by: English Longbowmen at July 16, 2018 02:57 PM (37IEG)

....

Not with a crossbow.

Hence the superiority of crossbows to longbows.

Posted by: AoS Sh*tstirrer at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (C+q9J)

451 It is instantly obvious to even a cursory perusal that many of the

Commenters on this blog are part of the evil white racist patriarchy,

and espouse the view that young boys should be taught inherently

fascistic characteristics like bravery, strength, and heroic endeavor.

yes! precisely! and proud of it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (37IEG)

452 373 Passing out in a gutter was invented by the Irish. Passing out in the gutter is an American Indian-oriented sport.
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Believe me, Australian Aborigines have both of these groups beat by a mile. Even when sober, they are in another universe.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (2LelM)

453 Takes pretty good (as in more than anyone here, promise) finger strength to push a quality knuckler across the plate.

Yeah its less punishing than a fastball or changeup, but its still not easy. I've thrown a few and its brutal on the arm and fingers. Such a weird motion and grip it would take a while ot get used to. And I just cannot see a woman being able to do it for long, just an inning, maybe two.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (39g3+)

454 Paul Ryan disses PDT. -GP

Took him all of 30 minutes.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (r9UYA)

455 Very funny mashup of Alex Jones vs. Ben Shapiro.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=7acg6WDbH4w

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (XN4C4)

456 Progressive are doing to sports what they have already done to comedy.

Posted by: Ripley at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (MxEKc)

457

Here's your calibration: the guys who throw BP in the bigs are typically 50-somethings throwing from 30 to 45 feet away (behind an L-screen, obviously).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

Used to pitch in slo-pitch. Some games I could have used an L-screen. (Lots of body ricochet and 'there is a softball in my glove, how did it get there')

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (e1mEI)

458 385 Here's an idea: Let's find the most mentally disturbed peopled out there and let them make the rules for the rest of us.

J/K. Let's not do that
Posted by: ghost of hallelujuah at July 16, 2018 02:51 PM (oAY8z)


Too late.

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2018 03:01 PM (xjiRE)

459

soccer wasn't invented then?
There were no soccer leagues for women or any other team
sport for professionals like her. I guess they might have played for fun but there was no money in it. Virginia Slims
invested bigly in womens tennis.

Posted by: Glenn John at July 16, 2018 03:01 PM (LilNs)

460 Way back when dinosaurs roamed the earth I was taught "The Slippery Slope" problem in philosophy.

Picture a line of people starting at 2 feet tall, with each successive person one inch taller, eventually ending up with someone 7 feet tall.

Just because you can't exactly define where "tall" begins doesn't mean no one is tall.

This is the basic fallacy the left always uses. Find the grayest, most difficult case that represents 0.00002% of all cases. Scratch your head about that and declare that no meaningful distinctions exists. Where it's not consciously dishonest, this method of "thinking" is, at best, immature ignorant and idiotic.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 16, 2018 03:01 PM (koNhm)

461 153 Where did she get the bizarre notion that badminton was a "white" sport?
Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:23 PM (c+2jX)
Chinese are always the reining world champs at badminton...
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (a0IVu)

Let us explain the white asian theory...

Posted by: The Ivy League at July 16, 2018 03:01 PM (VWE5i)

462 Rousey got her block knocked off but good by another woman and Sprts Illustrated abruptly dropped the "Is she the best fighter ever regardless of gender" bullshit."

Ah. Makes sense, then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 03:01 PM (7LY+6)

463 Bob Corker:
I just felt that our President today made us look bad.



He has no sense of self-awareness.

At an historical level.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2018 03:01 PM (UsCnO)

464 I keep saying this. The trans movement is very anti women. It's a cult and if you are a parent you should be very concerned.

Concerned parents should bookmark a blog called 4th Wave Now at https://4thwavenow.com/ particularly if they have kids who start wondering whether they are "trans." The blog is open to commenters from all points along the political spectrum. Anyway, a number of parents have noted the misogyny implicit in the trans movement as well as its cult-like mindset. 4th Wave Now has been around since 2015, so it's a well-established resource for reliable info. about "transmania."

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2018 03:01 PM (3C9q2)

465 Not with a crossbow.


Hence the superiority of crossbows to longbows.

Posted by: AoS Sh*tstirrer at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (C+q9J)
Heh - tell that to the Genoese at Crecy.

Posted by: English Longbowmen at July 16, 2018 03:02 PM (37IEG)

466 And all the young boys will be given saltpeter or salt on their peters to go along with the Ritalin and soy smoothies.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2018 03:02 PM (Aamf1)

467 I've been told that ancient Icebacks had shield maidens. My ancestry is mainly Germanic, Slavic so I have part Iceback but I think my warrior ancestors wiped the floor with shield maidens (no upper body strength). Must be SJW's who came up with BS about shield maidens.

Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2018 03:02 PM (gmo/4)

468 I can't wait until this news cycle is over.... the amount of stupid in it is just obnoxious.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 03:02 PM (jjaLl)

469 456 Progressive are doing to sports what they have already done to comedy.
Posted by: Ripley at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (MxEKc)

They've done it ANYWHERE a man might have some edge. Engineering? Math? Science? Stem outrage.

Sports? This bullshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2018 03:03 PM (pUDQf)

470 We're special, so special.

Posted by: Genderqueers at July 16, 2018 03:03 PM (vtcmf)

471 So Amazon Prime day started 4 mins. ago and the site has crashed...or at least it has for me.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 03:03 PM (Enq6K)

472 444 the guys who throw BP in the bigs are typically 50-somethings throwing from 30 to 45 feet away (behind an L-screen, obviously)."

I've thrown BP to a few such guys. The pitching part is easy.
The "not running from the cage while screaming in fear and pissing oneself" after a hit ball hisses past your right ear at godonlyknowshowfast .... isn't.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 02:59 PM (7LY+6)


I organize a practice Fridays with BP thrown by a former scout for the Rangers. MANY is the time we are ever so grateful for that L-screen. Typically about once per hitter. Because at the short BP distance, if someone squares up the ball back up the middle, you have NO chance of protecting yourself. It's bad enough from 60 feet. I've come close - VERY close - to getting smoked in the face a number of times when I played seriously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

473 Good thing I was in the bathroom when I read this or I would have shit my pants from laughing so hard.

Posted by: Stitches at July 16, 2018 03:03 PM (xR677)

474 Holl Holm was her name I think,knocked Rousey out in a hurry.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 03:03 PM (LiyEm)

475 "To divide students based on gender is not acceptable, nor do we want to make students be put into 2 binary boxes."


Anybody hits xher with that dodgeball spends a night in the box - the binary box.

Posted by: genderqueer gym teacher at July 16, 2018 03:03 PM (EzdLW)

476 Holly

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 03:03 PM (LiyEm)

477 Women are better at 'prettier/artistic' sports like rhythmic gymnastics or synchronized swimming..mainly because these are feminine sports and we have the edge over (most) men in that respect.

I agree, women are just better at things that require you to be more beautiful, fluid, graceful, balanced, and artistic. Women are just innately better at that kind of thing and your bodies more naturally built to display it. Men do amazing stuff in gymnastics, but its mostly just "how can a human being be that strong??" rather than "that looks like how classical music sounds"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (39g3+)

478 468
I can't wait until this news cycle is over.... the amount of stupid in it is just obnoxious.....


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 03:02 PM (jjaLl)
seriously. There will something new and shiny to outrage about tomorrow or Wednesday.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (a0IVu)

479
It's well known a 5' 5" woman can punch out the lights of a 6' 5" 280 pound guy. Don't you misogynists watch movies?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (BWL+E)

480 Vin Scully told and interesting story.

when he was a young announcer he was well liked in the clubhouse and the team invited him to take outfield in spring training. He said they gave him a uniform and everything. He stood out in right field and some famous Dodger great hit a screaming line drive right at him. He caught it. But told them he had no business being out there and walked off the field.

Its a man's game.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (v97DP)

481 407 I think this highlights why so many Neocons / Never Trumpers are confused about Trump voters.

Who is a greater threat to American Liberty: Russia or the American Left?

For me: The American left.

Russia cannot invade the U.S., but the left has and continues to do so. The left seems to hate the U.S. more than Vlad does. Is there any difference between a American left conquest of America, and a Russian one? Both would do away with our sovergnity, our constitution, etc.

American Leftists are really not Americans anymore. I know that is a uncomfortable fact, but is a reality.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (MuTTO)



Tsar Putin, while still an autocrat, is no longer communist. He is basically an "old school" Tsar.

Meanwhile, the Demunist Commiecrats still are digesting the Sandinista spooge they guzzled down with gusto in the 1980s.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (ujg0T)

482 What, are we NAZIs? Stuffing students into binary boxes!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)

483 Professor Jennifer Walton-Fisette is the lead author of "Moving forward with social justice education in gym teacher education,

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

So, she had help.

Posted by: BignJames at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (0+nbW)

484 321
Fastest pitch of a baseball by a woman: 68 mph.
That's batting practice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 02:28 PM (BWL+E)
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Actually 72, but that's an anomaly. The normal world-class pitcher will have a fastball in the high 60's.

In fairness to the batters, however, the speed at which the ball comes in has to be adjusted for the short distance between the rubber and the plate ---45 ft vs 60 in baseball. So 65 is more like 90.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (0jtPF)

485 Dottering orange cuck rolls over and shows belly to Putin! What a pussy!!

Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (3JRF6)

486 Yeah, when I was in the army, I never noticed women being better than

men at sit ups on average. Women clearly sucked less at that, but that's

about it.



Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 16, 2018 02:54 PM (N7KlP)

I hated pushups. I was way better at situps and the run. We didn't train with women so I couldn't guess who was better at what.





Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 02:57 PM

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When I was at the end of my service in the Navy I still had to do PT tests. At 40 years of age, I had to run the mile and a half faster than a 20 years of age female to get a passing grade and do more push ups and situps to pass than the youngest woman at my Command.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (+Dllb)

487 471 So Amazon Prime day started 4 mins. ago and the site has crashed...or at least it has for me.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 03:03 PM (Enq6K)



I cancelled my Prime. I don't really order enough from it to justify that, and I don't have enough time to watch any of the shows they have on there. And last year the Amazon Prime day did not impress me with what they had.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 03:05 PM (lKs2v)

488 Thank you Basement Cat, 4thwavenow is an amazing resource.

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2018 03:05 PM (QCc6B)

489 Yeah its less punishing than a fastball or changeup,
but its still not easy. I've thrown a few and its brutal on the arm
and fingers. Such a weird motion and grip it would take a while ot get
used to. And I just cannot see a woman being able to do it for long,
just an inning, maybe two.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 03:00 PM (39g3+)


It's been said that scouts/coaches love seeing players who do the same things as other players, when they're looking to sign guys to pro contracts. So the knuckleballers were always sorta biased against.


However... given that teams and player development personnel are all about results, if you DID have some chick out there who could hurl a knuckleball as well as the guys, she'd be signed up.

As far as I know, there's no prohibition on female players in pro ball.


The fact that there aren't any is pretty much all the proof necessary, at this point, to demonstrate that they can't do the job.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2018 03:05 PM (9chmE)

490 Also, per last thread, in their minds the election of Trump was Vlad's greatest war crime. The mind reels.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 16, 2018 02:56 PM (HtLSE)

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It is like some of the idiot politicians stoking a war with Spain or Britain on the eve of the American Civil War. They thought they could unify America with some war with a foreign nation instead of accepting the challenge of dealing with the internal danger.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 16, 2018 03:05 PM (MuTTO)

491 Have you sen the DNA service ad with the woman proud of her ancestors that had a female leader and "fierce female warriors" .Yah the Dahomey aainst unarmed men or in typical tribal war (just tossing spears at each other) might have been fine.Than Skaka came along...

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 03:05 PM (LiyEm)

492 485
Dottering orange cuck rolls over and shows belly to Putin! What a pussy!!

Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (3JRF6)

Oh! Lies! I did no such thing!

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 16, 2018 03:05 PM (37IEG)

493 If it weren't for "motor elitism," I would be an NBA All Star.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at July 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Astxw)

494 All this nonsense just makes me feel like Rorschach in the watchmen. When shit goes to hell, all these people will be wishing for us to save them and I'll whisper 'No'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2018 03:06 PM (pUDQf)

495 Professor Jennifer Walton-Fisette is the lead author of "Moving forward with social justice education in gym teacher education,

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 02:24 PM (YqDXo)



I would be interested in finding out how many girls under her care she molested.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 16, 2018 03:06 PM (ujg0T)

496 When did queer become a gender and not a sexual orientation?

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Y0H1m)

497 One of my kids had a friend that was Chinese/Taiwanese or some kind of Asian. His parents were both local college professors and had severe dialect issues. This kid wanted to play baseball for one the top in Texas high schools and he worked hard to do so but he couldn't cut it.

So he hung around the team as a trainer. And the coach had him throw BP. He got so good at throwing junk he was brought up during the state tournament. He now sports a championship ring from Bellaire HS from about 20 years ago.

Posted by: DanMan at July 16, 2018 03:06 PM (QMG5F)

498 This is the basic fallacy the left always uses. Find the grayest, most difficult case that represents 0.00002% of all cases. Scratch your head about that and declare that no meaningful distinctions exists. Where it's not consciously dishonest, this method of "thinking" is, at best, immature ignorant and idiotic.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 16, 2018 03:01 PM (koNhm)


I used to say that the left just couldn't tell the difference between things.

It's actually philosophical. The post-modern school of philosophy claims that there is an infinite number of *valid* interpretations for anything, therefore you can never know what's right, therefore everything is just a raw contest for power between competing interests.

Which is why the arguments shift and seem to make no sense, because they've been taught that *no* argument can be judged more valid than others. If you lose, you just need a larger voting bloc next time.

It is, of course, more complicated than that, as always.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2018 03:07 PM (FDnQi)

499 I'd like to hear more about this 400 million Putin says he gave Hillary.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2018 03:07 PM (+lOpA)

500 474 Holl Holm was her name I think,knocked Rousey out in a hurry.
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 03:03 PM (LiyEm)



That actually doesn't say much about Rousey being the best though in my opinion. All the top fighters are the best, until they're not. She probably was at one time the best female MMA fighter out there. Just like Anderson Silva was probably the best male MMA fighter out there at one time.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 03:08 PM (lKs2v)

501 social justice gym pedagogy

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Kill me now.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 16, 2018 03:08 PM (mQ0Mc)

502 I wonder what would happen to a female QB playing in the NFL who gets hit by a blindside sack even by today's pussy NFL rules.



Um hello! Tom Brady.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 16, 2018 03:08 PM (myjNJ)

503 Curmudgeon just won the internets.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2018 03:08 PM (Aamf1)

504 Think about it: When you read this story it seems like the USSR won the cold war.

I've been saying that for *years*.

The Soviets actually won the cold war, it just took them 30 years longer than their empire really lasted.

Posted by: GMan at July 16, 2018 03:08 PM (sxq57)

505 496
When did queer become a gender and not a sexual orientation?

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Y0H1m)
It's TWO! TWO! TWO! niches in one!

Posted by: Doublemint dollies at July 16, 2018 03:09 PM (37IEG)

506 499
I'd like to hear more about this 400 million Putin says he gave Hillary.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2018 03:07 PM (+lOpA)
Illegal campaign donations, he said. He also brought up Soros..not surprisingly our treacherous media is being very silent on these issues.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 03:09 PM (a0IVu)

507 Aussie Rules is Gaelic Football played with a rugby ball on a cricket pitch. Gaelic is a great sport and much closer on the spectrum to rugby than soccer

One of the foundational legends is that ice hockey started with Irish kids using Hurley sticks when first confronted with ice ponds

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 16, 2018 03:09 PM (n+6mJ)

508 So how does a game of smear the queer go with trannies and everyone else?

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 16, 2018 03:09 PM (2LelM)

509 Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2018 03:07 PM (+lOpA)
Illegal campaign donations, he said. He also brought up Soros..not surprisingly our treacherous media is being very silent on these issues.
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Media doesn't bite the hand that feeds them.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 03:10 PM (mTn/z)

510 In Soviet Russia elections meddle with you.

Posted by: Vlad Pootie at July 16, 2018 03:10 PM (HgMAr)

511 There is some possibility that women could compete
at games of skill (shooting, archery, curling, darts, bowling, etc)
without a physical disadvantage.



But history proves they are inferior at those as well in the top tiers, hence the reason for female categories.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 02:56 PM (C+q9J)

This could start a whole thing, but there is some truth to what you say. A lot of people in golf argue the men vs women thing. The newbies, and even some old timers, think that the only difference between the PGA Tour and the LPGA Tour is the distance the men hit the ball. This has been proven to be false by empirical evidence.

I think it comes back to human nature. If someone is strong, they are assumed to be less smart. If they can hit the ball a long way, their touch around the greens won't be as good. If someone can't hit the ball a long way, they are probably better at chipping, putting etc. But there is something these often well-intentioned people miss. The reason men excel at sports that don't have an obvious physical strength aspect is that so many more men compete in these sports.

For example, why would men be better at putting and chipping in golf, and not just hitting the long ball? The reason is that ten times as many men compete to get to the PGA Tour. The best of the best are defeating others who are very close in skill but lacking in a small way. If 5,000 men are trying to become the best putters in the world, and 1,000 women are doing likewise, the top ten of each is likely going to favor the men. The intense competition will sort that out.

I can't think of a biological reason why women golfers are not as good as male golfers at the highest level at the short game. It is certainly possible for a woman player to be the best in the world. But history has no evidence of this ever happening to date. It could change one day no doubt.

This is likely the same for darts and the other games you mentioned. BTW, female pro golfers can still wax 99.9 percent of men who play the game.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 03:11 PM (n13/j)

512 if someone squares up the ball back up the middle, you have NO chance of protecting yourself."

Yep. Jr. mouse, pregame warmups, coach set up too far in the L screen. Ball barely grazed him right at the top of his head, coach sorta stopped, then slumped to ground.
Trainer got on him and all turned out OK, but ... whew.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 03:11 PM (7LY+6)

513 Gym?

WTF is that? It's been cut back to one day a week at my kids schools.

Posted by: MAGA at July 16, 2018 03:11 PM (Kws5b)

514 480 Vin Scully told and interesting story.

when he was a young announcer he was well liked in the clubhouse and the team invited him to take outfield in spring training. He said they gave him a uniform and everything. He stood out in right field and some famous Dodger great hit a screaming line drive right at him. He caught it. But told them he had no business being out there and walked off the field.

Its a man's game.
Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 03:04 PM (v97DP)


When I was in college I was holding a guy on at first base when a LH hitter was batting. I jumped off the bag and into a fielding position with the pitch. There was a loud Crack! and the right fielder was throwing ball back in.

I looked down and about three feet to my right there was a puff of dust. I literally did not even see the ball go by. And I was very grateful he hadn't hit it right at me.

It was the hardest hit ball I've ever seen in my life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:11 PM (YqDXo)

515 O/T: OMG! Marquee on the right-side link header! I may have flashbacks!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 03:12 PM (AM1GF)

516 496 When did queer become a gender and not a sexual orientation?
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Y0H1m)

The point of "genderqueer" is to make up a bullshit word that has no actual meaning, then pretend you are inferior for not knowing what it means.

Beria would be proud, if he wasn't so white and straight and male. And old.

And dead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2018 03:12 PM (AURKQ)

517 McVain's tumor just released a statement that the conference with Putin was disgraceful. Unlike his pimping the dossier

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2018 03:12 PM (OLCnA)

518 I've been saying that for *years*.

The Soviets actually won the cold war, it just took them 30 years longer than their empire really lasted.
Posted by: GMan at July 16, 2018 03:08 PM (sxq57)

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Sort of victory from the grave situation.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 16, 2018 03:12 PM (MuTTO)

519 Media doesn't bite the hand that feeds them is jammed up their asses all the way up to their mouths, controlling every word they say.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 03:10 PM (mTn/z)



Slight edit to align with my deep hatred of the pieces of shit in the media today......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 03:12 PM (jjaLl)

520 Beria would be proud, if he wasn't so white and straight and male. And old.

"They'd hvae been first up against the wall for me"
--Che Guevarra, posing for a T-Shirt pic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 03:13 PM (39g3+)

521 The entire concept of public schooling ORIGINATED with "physical education" being not just part of but EQUAL TO mental education. Remember that the very first public high schools were called "Gymnasiums" (back in 19th-century Germany, where the concept of "high school" was invented). I mean, the whole school was called the "gymnasium." The principle was "Mens Sana in Copore Sano" -- healthy mind in a healthy body.

Truth is, these days, 90% of kids would get next to NO exercise daily were they not forced to in gym class.
Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2018 02:51 PM (c+2jX)


OK ... I'll buy that.

But if Physical Education is THAT important ... then the High School Model around here fucks that up as well.

You've got one semester of PE - followed by Try Out To Make the Team sports the rest of the way. And you've got the same roughly 200 kids playing all the sports ... out of a school of over 1500.

If PE is truly that important ... and mind you, I'm not dismissing your claim that is is ... dedicating the amount of resources needed for Football Fields, Coaching, Basketball Arenas, etc... for that small a sample doesn't make a lick of sense.

Mandatory school-sponsored club-level athletic endeavors for all four years would make more sense. And less money into things like Football and more into other activities that the general population can participate in for far less cost per student.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 16, 2018 03:13 PM (fiGNd)

522 Yep. Jr. mouse, pregame warmups, coach set up too far in the L screen. Ball barely grazed him right at the top of his head, coach sorta stopped, then slumped to ground.
Trainer got on him and all turned out OK, but ... whew.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 03:11 PM (7LY+6)


In pitching (from 60 feet) I've had my ear flicked, just barely jerking my head out of the way in time.

Then I had to clean up out my shorts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

523 This could start a whole thing, but there is some truth to what you say. A lot of people in golf argue the men vs women thing. The newbies, and even some old timers, think that the only difference between the PGA Tour and the LPGA Tour is the distance the men hit the ball. This has been proven to be false by empirical evidence.


I wonder what sort of analysis you could do on the comparison of 15 foot putts between the PGA and the LPGA. I mean that would take driving out of the equation and be sort of an equalization.


Besides Drive for Show, Putt for Dough.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 03:14 PM (lKs2v)

524 I've been told that ancient Icebacks had shield maidens. My ancestry is mainly Germanic, Slavic so I have part Iceback but I think my warrior ancestors wiped the floor with shield maidens (no upper body strength). Must be SJW's who came up with BS about shield maidens.

Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2018 03:02 PM (gmo/4)


There's archaeological evidence, just not of many of them.

Unfortunately, people look at some event from 1500 years ago and try to overlay it on their present sensibilities, and that's just a recipe for fail.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2018 03:14 PM (FDnQi)

525 515 O/T: OMG! Marquee on the right-side link header! I may have flashbacks!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 03:12 PM (AM1GF)

Right?! If I could only choose one thing to get back...that would be it. That was an EPIC day at the Q!

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 03:14 PM (Enq6K)

526 I guess coed water polo is the only thing left.

Posted by: George LeS at July 16, 2018 03:14 PM (59GGI)

527 So how does a game of smear the queer go with trannies and everyone else?
Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 16, 2018 03:09 PM


* shriek! *

Posted by: Jynnifyr Walton-Fisytty at July 16, 2018 03:14 PM (ctuyM)

528 We never should have allowed the Democrats to rise again after the Civil War. We should have outlawed the Party when we had the opportunity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 03:14 PM (AzW6q)

529 McVain's tumor just released a statement that the conference with Putin was disgraceful
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Its almost as if McTumor's sense of what is disgraceful or not is oddly distorted. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 03:15 PM (v97DP)

530 508 So how does a game of smear the queer go with trannies and everyone else?

.....

Smear the queer!

I remember our local sports talk show guy years ago having to be politically correct. He was talking about playground games and how when he was a kid they played king of the hill, red rover and "get the guy with the ball".

I called in and asked him what "Get the guy with the ball" was and how you played it. He kept trying to parse words and talk around it. I kept asking him if he was sure it wasn't called by another name because it sounded a lot like a game we used to play. I got quite the laugh out of his nervousness and eagerness to end the call.

Posted by: AoS Sh*tstirrer at July 16, 2018 03:15 PM (C+q9J)

531 Women are better at 'prettier/artistic' sports like rhythmic
gymnastics or synchronized swimming..mainly because these are feminine
sports and we have the edge over (most) men in that respect.
Top female Kung Fu practitioners have a grace the men just do not have. I am not talking about street fighting here, but the most artistic demonstrations of the art are done by women.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 03:15 PM (n13/j)

532 I can't think of a biological reason why women golfers are not as good as male golfers at the highest level at the short game. It is certainly possible for a woman player to be the best in the world. But history has no evidence of this ever happening to date. It could change one day no doubt.

Maybe not biological but psychological. Men are by nature created to be more aggressive, competitive, and ambitious. Men will keep driving to win even when its stupid or self destructive. That killer instinct goes a long way toward explaining how men can win where women don't do as well, even if you can't figure out a biological reason. Human beings aren't just meat machines.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)

533 23 "rope climbing" - is that something ace just added or is that really in there?


Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (iy8rh)


I bet he added it in. Rope climbing is problematic. Motor skill elitism and upper body strengthist. See, it's intersectional, even.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 16, 2018 03:15 PM (di1hb)

534 488 Thank you Basement Cat, 4thwavenow is an amazing resource.
Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2018 03:05 PM (QCc6B)


You are more than welcome. I found the info. about the doctors and clinics who are pushing puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones to be downright frightening. I expect there will be a tsunami of lawsuits within a very few years filed by young people whose bodies-- and psyches-- have been wrecked for life by trans drugs and follow-up surgeries. All because of a fad fueled by social contagion.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2018 03:16 PM (3C9q2)

535 "I want to fly in a plane that doesn't crash."
"Quit being so MOTOR ELITIST!"

... and so it is hereby decreed that the measurement of the objective output of physical systems and acknowledgement of more or less physical output from those physical systems shall forever hereafter be known as "bigotry."

Posted by: Doing fast maths at July 16, 2018 03:16 PM (wx6iv)

536 You've got one semester of PE - followed by Try Out To Make the Team sports the rest of the way. And you've got the same roughly 200 kids playing all the sports ... out of a school of over 1500.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 16, 2018 03:13 PM (fiGNd)


There's a real trend now toward sports only for the talented. As a kid everybody used to play everything, no matter how dire they actually were.

Now the top 2% athletically play on organized travel teams, etc. while the other 98% either watch or play video games.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

537 Archeological evidence like the woman body found with a chess set "only warriors played chess!"

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 03:16 PM (LiyEm)

538 I can't think of a biological reason why women golfers are not as good as male golfers at the highest level at the short game. It is certainly possible for a woman player to be the best in the world. But history has no evidence of this ever happening to date. It could change one day no doubt.

Spatial relations.

Men, generally, are better, than women, generally.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 03:17 PM (Z5y53)

539 Besides Drive for Show, Putt for Dough.

Yeah those long drives are amazing, but in the end, it still takes the same number of hits to reach that hole no matter how far you drive it at first. If you can drive it 500 yards, that's amazing but you can't win if you can't putt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 03:18 PM (39g3+)

540 23 "rope climbing" - is that something ace just added or is that really in there?

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2018 02:12 PM (iy8rh)


We used to have to climb ropes in gym, for time. Turns out that sliding down the rope like in the pirate movies tears the skin off your hands.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:18 PM (YqDXo)

541 I saw the Gym Class Theorists open for the Plain White Tees at the PS 419 auditorium my senior year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2018 03:18 PM (AURKQ)

542 In pitching (from 60 feet) I've had my ear flicked, just barely jerking my head out of the way in time."

Did you have the brown pants?

Seriously, though - I'd rather line up across from a D1 or NFL lineman that stand 60' from a good hitter.

At least I'd still be alive. For a minute or two...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 03:18 PM (7LY+6)

543 So wrong in so many ways. In gym class when young we were exposed to many sports and activities such as, but not limited to baseball, basketball, football, wrestling, running (various distances), rope climbing, track and field activities, climbing a pegboard, volleyball, gymnastics, on and on.

This helped us select specialization as we got older based on our abilities and what we enjoyed. Or none, if you so chose at most public schools.

Girls and guys gym class was separate. One girl was faster than anyone and became an immensely respected regional caliber sprinter with college scholarship offers.

I'm sure along the way there were some hurt feelings and issues but dammit, it worked fine.

I remember learning very quickly that a much smaller guy (a friend) who knew wrestling could hammer a much bigger guy (me) into the ground. I was really glad to learn the holds and increase my competence.

Just don't get the wailing.

WTF was so wrong with all that?

Posted by: RM at July 16, 2018 03:18 PM (U3LtS)

544 If I was back in High School, I would claim to be a woman trapped in a man's body so I could take showers with, and wrestle, the girls.
The old woody might'a gave me away though.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 16, 2018 02:55 PM (xBSm0)
just claim you're a lesbian and the girls get you excited. problem solved.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2018 03:18 PM (8D42x)

545 Ignoring these lunatics is how they've managed to get into positions of power, particularly in education. It's time to go on the offensive, because they certainly have.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 16, 2018 03:18 PM (SVPcU)

546 537. Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 03:19 PM (B2JCL)

547 538 I can't think of a biological reason why women golfers are not as good as male golfers at the highest level at the short game. It is certainly possible for a woman player to be the best in the world. But history has no evidence of this ever happening to date. It could change one day no doubt.

Spatial relations.

Men, generally, are better, than women, generally.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 03:17 PM (Z5y53)



Probably something dealing with throwing a spear at a deer that is running away

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 03:19 PM (lKs2v)

548 Now the top 2% athletically play on organized travel teams, etc. while the other 98% either watch or play video games."

The other 90% play for their HS teams...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 03:19 PM (7LY+6)

549 Yeah those long drives are amazing, but in the end, it still takes the same number of hits to reach that hole no matter how far you drive it at first. If you can drive it 500 yards, that's amazing but you can't win if you can't putt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 03:18 PM (39g3+)


I've always wondered why golfers retire. OK, they can't drive as far off the tee, but presumably they could just go down in club for their later shot(s) and make up the difference. I golf about once per decade, so I have no idea what the answer is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

550 "rope climbing" - is that something ace just added or is that really in there?

https://youtu.be/SLJW2R4rEnA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 03:20 PM (39g3+)

551 Archeological evidence like the woman body found with a chess set "only warriors played chess!"

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 03:16 PM (LiyEm)


That's nice sarcasm and everything, but, no, I meant well-used weaponry, war trophies, battlefield burials, etc.

Just not very many of them, because it was a rare thing, unless you live in a movie.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2018 03:20 PM (FDnQi)

552 Guy with Abrams tanks running around Finland accused of being Russian stooge.

Whatever libtards. I remember your actual treasonous behavior. "Nuclear freeze" anyone?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 16, 2018 03:21 PM (Boy/L)

553 This could start a whole thing, but there is some
truth to what you say. A lot of people in golf argue the men vs women
thing. The newbies, and even some old timers, think that the only
difference between the PGA Tour and the LPGA Tour is the distance the
men hit the ball. This has been proven to be false by empirical
evidence.





I wonder what sort of analysis you could do on the comparison of 15
foot putts between the PGA and the LPGA. I mean that would take driving
out of the equation and be sort of an equalization.





Besides Drive for Show, Putt for Dough.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 03:14 PM (lKs2v)

I am certainly not saying a top LPGA tour player could not win a putting contest against PGA Tour players on a given day, they certainly could. Of course at that point you are not really playing golf but doing a skills challenge. There are so many factors when comparing putting statistics. From my understanding the men are generally better over all for the reasons I stated above. It comes down to so many more men involved in the sport, hence the best of the best, are just a bit better. This is history though, nothing says it always has to be this way.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 03:21 PM (n13/j)

554 The rate of acceleration of our society's degeneracy is horrifying.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2018 03:21 PM (NWiLs)

555 The other 90% play for their HS teams...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 03:19 PM (7LY+6)


Actually, not even that. The travel teams, here at least, pretty much ARE the HS teams.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

556 Now the top 2% athletically play on organized travel teams, etc. while the other 98% either watch or play video games.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:16 PM (YqDXo)


---

It's a shame, too. Kids being offered college scholarships in 6th grade and what not.

One of the worst things for sports is regular high schools playing against prep schools that recruit and offer scholarships. Of course they're going to be state champs. That's their f*cking job.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 16, 2018 03:21 PM (YPqbH)

557 You are more than welcome. I found the info. about the doctors and clinics who are pushing puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones to be downright frightening. I expect there will be a tsunami of lawsuits within a very few years filed by young people whose bodies-- and psyches-- have been wrecked for life by trans drugs and follow-up surgeries. All because of a fad fueled by social contagion.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2018 03:16 PM (3C9q2)

...

x1000. This is as predictable as Trump's second term at this point.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2018 03:21 PM (yL25O)

558 I saw the Gym Class Theorists open for the Plain White Tees at the PS 419 auditorium my senior year.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2018 03:18 PM (AURKQ)
++++++++++
I hope they paid you to go.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2018 03:21 PM (I2dne)

559 Wasn't sarcasm,I saw exactly that claimed.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 03:22 PM (LiyEm)

560 I can hear the helicoptors.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2018 03:22 PM (2fyfU)

561 I expect there will be a tsunami of lawsuits within a very few years filed by young people whose bodies-- and psyches-- have been wrecked for life by trans drugs and follow-up surgeries.

Yeah I figure 10 years or so before the wave hits. When these kids get to college age or so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 03:22 PM (39g3+)

562 Nood

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 03:22 PM (AzW6q)

563 I've always wondered why golfers retire. OK, they
can't drive as far off the tee, but presumably they could just go down
in club for their later shot(s) and make up the difference. I golf about
once per decade, so I have no idea what the answer is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:20 PM (YqDXo)


It's also the grind of walking for a round 4 days in a row, plus the Pro-Ams on Wed..... you hit 50 and I believe the Senior Tour players use carts like we all do.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 03:22 PM (jjaLl)

564 190
Fastest pitch of a baseball by a woman: 68 mph.
That's batting practice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
--------
But she gets to pitch from 50' vice 60'6" so it all good no?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 16, 2018 03:22 PM (8SR1L)

565 Spatial relations.

Men, generally, are better, than women, generally.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 03:17 PM (Z5y53)


You see this in driving (or map reading!). How often do you see a woman waiting to turn right at a red light when she has about three feet of clearance on either side of her car?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

566 The travel teams, here at least, pretty much ARE the HS teams."

Huh. Most of the TT's I know of discourage members from playing HS ball...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 03:23 PM (7LY+6)

567 Man, I sure do suck at sports.

Posted by: Chris M at July 16, 2018 03:24 PM (eAZVt)

568 Seriously, though - I'd rather line up across from a D1 or NFL lineman that stand 60' from a good hitter.

Flip it for me.

I sat five rows behind home plate one night at old Fulton County Stadium and watched the Braves (Niekro) against the Astros (Ryan). A) I don't know how you hit either one of them and b) Every pitch from Ryan would have me bailing/screaming/shitting.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 16, 2018 03:24 PM (Boy/L)

569 World-class female athletes are as accomplished as the males. They just aren't as good because they lack the physical strength.

It's like the difference between weight classes in boxing or wrestling.

And, BTW, aren't these classes a manifestation of sizeism?

I think "social justice" demands that we not only abolish sex segregation in sports but also weight divisions.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2018 03:24 PM (0jtPF)

570 We think of a "shield maiden" as the smoking hot, leggy blonde chick on that show Vikings.

Really, I'm guessing they were "maidens" because the average Sven Olafsson didn't want his boy Olaf Svensson getting married off to a stout, violent, not-very-pretty-at-all Helga Helgasdottir, so off Helga went to battle, unwed and childless, but full of piss and lutefisk. And shields.

Just idle speculation, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2018 03:24 PM (AURKQ)

571 've always wondered why golfers retire. OK, they
can't drive as far off the tee, but presumably they could just go down
in club for their later shot(s) and make up the difference. I golf about
once per decade, so I have no idea what the answer is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

The longer the club you need to reach the green, the lower the trajectory. A four iron from 180 yards is going to come into a green at a lower trajectory and with less spin than a 7 iron. The result will be you will have more trouble stopping the ball where you want, which is next to the pin. This is the advantage of length and spin from tee to green, it never goes away.

Also, PGA Tour players can play on the Senior Tour (Champions Tour) starting at 50. Many top players have careers that last decades. I think the average NFL career is a bit under 5 years for comparison.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 03:25 PM (n13/j)

572 What is Congress's approval rating? Hovering somewhere between 15-20%?

Great job. You've managed to fall below grave-robbers, coke-whores, and the IRS.

Posted by: Cheri at July 16, 2018 03:25 PM (oiNtH)

573 It's also the grind of walking for a round 4 days in a row, plus the Pro-Ams on Wed..... you hit 50 and I believe the Senior Tour players use carts like we all do.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 03:22 PM (jjaLl)


That makes sense. I've thought about MLB. It looks like fun, but it's a grind, per the ex-MLB players we've had in our league. They essentially work seven days a week from March to October: five days of playing, and oftentimes two of traveling, sometimes having to fly out at 4 am to the next stop and to play again that night.

I can see where that could get old, fast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

574 The other 90% play for their HS teams...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 03:19 PM (7LY+6)

Actually, not even that. The travel teams, here at least, pretty much ARE the HS teams.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:21 PM (YqDXo)


Around here ... it's all slotted from an early age.

You've got to get on a travel team in Elementary School to have a chance to make one of the HS teams ... or Middle School teams in basketball or baseball. Football still has enough jerseys to go around at the smaller schools - but at the bigger schools, there's enough warm bodies where the coaches can be choosy.

I stand by my numbers ... I live in a nice area in Southern Indiana. 1600 kids in a very over-funded public high school. The same 200 kids play ever sport ... on multi-million dollar fields.

If Physical Education is that important - why do we only provide it to the top 1/8th for all four years ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 16, 2018 03:26 PM (fiGNd)

575 The longer the club you need to reach the green, the lower the trajectory. A four iron from 180 yards is going to come into a green at a lower trajectory and with less spin than a 7 iron. The result will be you will have more trouble stopping the ball where you want, which is next to the pin. This is the advantage of length and spin from tee to green, it never goes away.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 03:25 PM (n13/j)


Thank you. That makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

576 Had a 'discussion' with a Lady recently...

Retired Professional Volleyball player... now doing motivational speaking.

Over drinks (in Vino Veritas) she was saying she really does not understand why some people are successful, and some not. Her research kept giving her contradictory answers.


I told her one major indicator of being truly good at something, is that you have to concentrate all your focus on that one thing... that you have to let other considerations go...

Whether a sport, or a business, to get to the very top you must dedicate yourself to it, and understand that the rest of your life will take second place.


You can't have it all.


She REALLY did not like that observation, yet could not contradict it.

Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 03:27 PM (NgKpN)

577
Have you sen the DNA service ad with the woman proud of her ancestors that had a female leader and "fierce female warriors" .

My genderqueer mother fought with Doctor Who against the Daleks in 2150.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 03:28 PM (IqV8l)

578 This commie broad from the Bronx running for Congress is surprisingly stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2018 03:28 PM (Lg2h/)

579 Women have been playing in the NFL for years now, haven't they? I believe nine of the starting eleven on the 2017 NY Giants defense were women.

Posted by: Al Crapton at July 16, 2018 03:29 PM (T8/UU)

580 All kind of interesting stories about people who venture into the territory of pro athletes. In The Boys of Summer, the sportswriter author was asked to simply stand in the batters box while Clem Labine worked on some pitching nuances.

The author had been a pretty fair country baseball player but said just standing in the box for a number of pitches cured him forever of the notion, that maybe if things had gone right, he might have been on the field instead of writing the stories.

He said he could not really even taken a competent swing at one of the pitches, let alone had a prayer of hitting one. He'd never faced curves that started heading right for his skull, made hissing noises as they broke, and dived over the outside corner. Nope.

Posted by: RM at July 16, 2018 03:29 PM (U3LtS)

581
've always wondered why golfers retire. OK, they can't drive as far off the tee, but presumably they could just go down in club for their later shot(s) and make up the difference.


I'm guessing because they physically can't hit 5,000 practice balls on the range every week getting themselves ready.

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Strauss at July 16, 2018 03:29 PM (10vO4)

582 Huh. Most of the TT's I know of discourage members from playing HS ball...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 03:23 PM (7LY+6)


Different seasons, and, of course, different weather. We can play all year round here in SoCal, so HS teams play in their season, but play travel ball the rest of the year.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:30 PM (YqDXo)

583 I've always wondered why golfers retire. OK, they

can't drive as far off the tee, but presumably they could just go down

in club for their later shot(s) and make up the difference. I golf about

once per decade, so I have no idea what the answer is.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:20 PM (YqDXo)


It's
also the grind of walking for a round 4 days in a row, plus the Pro-Ams
on Wed..... you hit 50 and I believe the Senior Tour players use carts
like we all do.....


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 03:22 PM (jjaLl)

Yeah people have no idea how much these guys walk in all conditions. I am not trying to overstate it, this is not the Iron Man competition but these guys walk at least 5 miles a day, pretty much every day, not just four. They beat balls before and AFTER the round (something few ams ever do). And they travel all the time. And half of them make zippy every tournament, though they spend a ton on flights, hotels, caddies, etc.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 03:30 PM (n13/j)

584
Off pervy sock

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 03:32 PM (10vO4)

585 531 Top female Kung Fu practitioners have a grace the men just do not have.

and top female sabre dancers are gifted with a physiology that has no bones in their wrists.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 16, 2018 03:32 PM (NmR1a)

586 He said he could not really even taken a competent swing at one of the pitches, let alone had a prayer of hitting one. He'd never faced curves that started heading right for his skull, made hissing noises as they broke, and dived over the outside corner. Nope.
Posted by: RM at July 16, 2018 03:29 PM (U3LtS)


You kinda get used to it. Paradoxically, it's hairier to face guys who aren't that good at throwing a curve. Yeah, they'll throw at your head, hoping to make the ball break down and over the plate.

And about half the time, it does. The other half, you have to hit the dirt at the last second when you realize that this sucker is not going to break after all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

587 "If we are not including social justice education in our teacher education programs, then we are potentially perpetuating the problem,"

That's like, "if we are not allowed to defecate on the sidewalk, we are potentially perpetuating the problem of discriminating against those who defecate on the sidewalk".

WHAT "problem" are you concerned about perpetuating? Decency? Acting like a human being? If people want to act like animals, how is it "justice" to let them?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 03:34 PM (/qEW2)

588 He said he could not really even taken a competent swing at one of the pitches, let alone had a prayer of hitting one. He'd never faced curves that started heading right for his skull, made hissing noises as they broke, and dived over the outside corner. Nope.
Posted by: RM at July 16, 2018 03:29 PM (U3LtS)

You kinda get used to it.


Let me expand on that. The first day of spring training can be nerve-wracking, as the ball seems to move so fast, both at the plate and in the field. But after a few days, you get your eye back in, and get used to it, and don't think about it much any more.

But if you get up out of your chair, take off your jacket, and step into the box for the first time in decades, facing someone who is dialed in, yeah, that's pretty scary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

589 Used to train at a gym and spar with some local pro boxers. I had the luck of getting a ringside seat at Ali's training camp in Deer Lake while he prepared for the Thrilla in Manila.

His speed and instincts were insane. With his gloves at his side and in a corner, he was slipping punches from a very fast middleweight who was doubling up on punches and going hard. It seemed as if he anticipated a punch before the guy threw it. In three minutes not one solid punch was landed on him and he never raised his hands above his stomach.

It was a whole other world far beyond most mortals'

Posted by: RM at July 16, 2018 03:37 PM (U3LtS)

590 I read this post to my son...who attends Kent State University. He just sighed and rolled his eyes. It's this kind of stuff that keeps him leaning right and staying to himself most of the time on campus.

Posted by: Victoria at July 16, 2018 03:38 PM (n4S3w)

591
This commie broad from the Bronx running for Congress is unsurprisingly stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Fixed

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2018 03:44 PM (BWL+E)

592 Like most horny high school boys (and girls) I did my fair share of wrestling in parked cars with the opposite sex. And hey, if this clown's advice is followed, not only is wrestling out on the gymnasium mat possible, it's required! Heck all those girls I couldn't connive into the back seat of my Chevy--will have to get down and dirty with me in front of Mrs. Throttlebottom in the gym class. Whoo hoo! I was born too soon.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 16, 2018 03:47 PM (Sda6L)

593 "But if you get up out of your chair, take off your jacket, and step into the box for the first time in decades, facing someone who is dialed in, yeah, that's pretty scary."

For sure. IIRC Labine told him to just stand there and assured him he wouldn't get hit.

It was never pleasant facing the guys who were fast but a bit wild. The better pitchers were difficult to hit, but you could at least watch for their patterns, get a bit settled when you went up to bat and try to figure it out. Most folks, me included for sure, eventually get to a point where they realize they aren't going to figure it out and become Peter Principal victims.

Posted by: RM at July 16, 2018 03:47 PM (U3LtS)

594 It was never pleasant facing the guys who were fast but a bit wild. The better pitchers were difficult to hit, but you could at least watch for their patterns, get a bit settled when you went up to bat and try to figure it out. Most folks, me included for sure, eventually get to a point where they realize they aren't going to figure it out and become Peter Principal victims.
Posted by: RM at July 16, 2018 03:47 PM (U3LtS)


Probably willowed, but one time in college the opposing starting pitcher (home team) was throwing his warmup pitches, and they were serious gas from a low sidearm slot. Our guys who batted from his arm side were all reassuring each other that his control was probably pretty good, so it was gonna be OK.

With his final warm up pitch the guy hit the screen on the fly.

Dead silence ensued in our dugout.

(In fairness, he probably did that on purpose, but I noticed nobody dug in on him.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

595
Some ideas are so blindingly stupid that only effective response is:
"Yeah, go for it"

Posted by: rayj at July 16, 2018 03:56 PM (pI/IV)

596 575 The longer the club you need to reach the green,
the lower the trajectory. A four iron from 180 yards is going to come
into a green at a lower trajectory and with less spin than a 7 iron. The
result will be you will have more trouble stopping the ball where you
want, which is next to the pin. This is the advantage of length and spin
from tee to green, it never goes away.



Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 03:25 PM (n13/j)



Thank you. That makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 16, 2018 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

And just to put a bow on this. It is not just the spin and trajectory on the approach to the green that is an advantage. It is also that it is simply easier to hit a 7 iron well than a 4 iron, because of spin, trajectory, and swing speed. The flatter faced club is simply harder to hit accurately.
Also, the longer player for example will be hitting his second shot from 160 and will use a pitching wedge these days. The shorter player will be hitting his second shot from 190 and using a 4 iron. Even if the longer player walked his ball back to 190 he would still be using less club, say a 6 iron. But he is already ahead because of the longer drive and will be using even less club, with an even easier shot. The short hitter will always be under more pressure.

Back in the day, most short hitters were generally more accurate, that is how they survived on Tour. But these days, the best players are long AND accurate. Technology plays a role for sure, as well as conditioning etc. In the end, you have to be long and accurate to make it these days. Kind of like how most NFL players have to be big AND fast, can't just pick one anymore.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2018 04:03 PM (n13/j)

597 Why not just let the sissies play with the girls?

Posted by: Joe Pilates at July 16, 2018 04:11 PM (E1i/y)

598 "Team sports, such as lacrosse and badminton, are discouraged too, as
they encourage competitiveness and are often "white-oriented" or
otherwise racially stereotyped."

I'm sorry, but would you please shut up and just suck my shuttlecock?

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 16, 2018 04:15 PM (R2gO3)

599 Every female Olympic Record has been beaten at the High School level by men. Women only compete on an equal level in 2 sports, Archer and Fencing. So, don't #@$ with a woman holding either of those weapons.

Posted by: joe dagostino at July 16, 2018 04:15 PM (eq2/x)

600 Interesting in the context of these morons braying that science education needs to be more gender aware.

Posted by: jmt at July 16, 2018 04:40 PM (I8vjj)

601 Awesome. So regular gym class was not humiliating enough for wimps and late bloomers.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at July 16, 2018 04:42 PM (2ZUTy)

602 GDI. I know its been said so this is just to vent. Sports are separated by sex not because of the sex you think you are, or the sex of whom you'd like to shag, or the sex you'd like to be having. It is separate by biological sex because of the massive competitive advantage in sport between biological males and females. Born a boy but feel like a girl? Awesome. Be the first girl to win the boy's race, not the easy route of first biological boy to win the girls race. Born a girl, but feel like a boy? Then be a boy with the biologic abilities of a girl that wins vs girls (I would be ok if you really wanted to race against boys at a competitive disadvantage). Your achievement is measured against your biologic, competitive peers, not your "gender identifying peers". This can be done in a totally respectful way to trans gender people and it can be emphasized that the separation is on biological grounds, not gender identities. This is too rational to happen, but I wish common sense could prevail.

Posted by: PRNDL at July 16, 2018 04:49 PM (2Ynt1)

603 You know what happens when you mix boys and girls in athletic competitions? Eventually it becomes a boys only competition.

Dumb ass.

Posted by: steve walsh at July 16, 2018 04:58 PM (uR9Yf)

604 Two with the same odd last name at Kent State.

Married dykes pushing this bullshit on to the normals.

Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 05:28 PM (v6UKb)

605 Social justice in any context == stupid.
And do they even know what pedagogy is? In the context of sports its like jumbo shrimp.

Posted by: Aelishdad at July 16, 2018 05:28 PM (bPQ3r)

606 We here at the University of Making Sh*t Up and Inventing Disciplines for Fun and Profit have granted more degrees in Gym Class Theory than any other insane institution in the Northern hemisphere. Please do not denigrate the #woke.

Posted by: University of Making Sh*t Up and Inventing Disciplines for Fun and Profit at July 16, 2018 05:40 PM (6eEQ+)

607 Trump is apologizing because he thinks Obama was too tough on Russia ?

Posted by: Comrade at July 16, 2018 06:07 PM (HZ+Im)

608 Screw the whining little snowflakes with their whining little high pitched voices that get on our nerves like fingernails ona chalkboard

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 16, 2018 07:32 PM (wGqjj)

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