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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:18 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: mindful webworker says hello at July 18, 2018 11:18 AM (U/u2R)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 18, 2018 11:18 AM (2ubCU)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2018 11:19 AM (HbLZX)
Well if you stop them, yeah, they don't work. It's a diet, not a magical quick fix that you drop off to go back to devouring only pizzas.
Posted by: Gaff at July 18, 2018 11:19 AM (jPS2y)
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at July 18, 2018 11:19 AM (Gx74L)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: mindful webworker has a nice hat at July 18, 2018 11:19 AM (U/u2R)
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2018 11:20 AM (Gx74L)
Posted by: mindful webworker says hello at July 18, 2018 11:18 AM (U/u2R)
ook!
Posted by: GP at July 18, 2018 11:20 AM (JQveK)
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 18, 2018 11:21 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 18, 2018 11:21 AM (0QYMt)
Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2018 11:22 AM (LtG+N)
Posted by: Harry Reid's brother at July 18, 2018 11:22 AM (nRWPy)
You mean like 'all cultures are equal"?
Or 'everyone gets a participation medal' - like that?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: BignJames at July 18, 2018 11:22 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2018 11:23 AM (nhAAH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 11:23 AM (Ydx5u)
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Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2018 11:24 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 18, 2018 11:24 AM (kqsXK)
Hell no! Oprah owns at least 10% of Weight Watchers - she is ALL IN on diets!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)
This is false - I am bisexual.
Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 11:24 AM (nhLDN)
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Well that's not fair!
Posted by: Vice News at July 18, 2018 11:24 AM (SkuXa)
She said from the comfort of her office not in Venezuela or Iran.
Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (hbrUV)
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A couple of points: ships are one of the most efficient means of transport in terms of fuel used per ton of goods transported. So not really "dirty" in terms of emissions, even if they have Diesel engines with no emission controls at all.
two, plastic is just refined petroleum, so the best way to "recycle" it would be to simply burn it as fuel in a power plant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 10:32 AM (bNb8V)
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1) While an efficient way to ship, from what I've read they're also tremendously dirty in their own way, especially when shipping something under the auspices of helping the environment. From the guardian:
"One giant container ship can emit almost the same amount of cancer and asthma-causing chemicals as 50 million cars, study finds "
From the dailymail:
"Thanks to the IMO's rules, the largest ships can each emit as much as 5000 tons of sulphur in a year - the same as 50 million typical cars, each emitting an average of 100 grams of sulphur a year. With an estimated 800 million cars driving around the planet, that means 16 super-ships can emit as much sulphur as the world fleet of cars.
2) Yes, but again, these are collected as recyclables, which is what makes the joke funny. If these were just contracts between two entities to buy consumables in order to burn them for fuel it wouldn't be significant at all. Instead it is what the entirety of the United States' recycling programs work off of and rely on.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (IqV8l)
Thermophilic cultures cannot be used to make cheese above 95-100 degrees. Cheese made at lower temperatures (85-92) require mesophilic culture.
You are welcome.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Chase at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (J9GvF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (UiRxW)
did you vote to confirm him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (P/aDH)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (O2RFr)
Diets do work
Posted by: Starving 17th Century Peasant at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: N'Orlans Brain at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (nhLDN)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)
Mrs. Muse is a long-time (decades) WW member and she tells me that when Oprah muscled her way in, it all went to sh*. Apparently, it's all about the feelz now.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (JQveK)
did you vote to confirm him?
I read yesterday he filibustered against him for 13 hours
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (O2RFr)
Did it work?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (P/aDH)
No, but the dog can now catch his own tail.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (CSNuj)
Diets do work
Posted by: Karen "why do birds suddenly appear" Carpenter at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (Bdeb0)
The cries that "we must do something!" should always be met with "what?" and "at what cost?" If both of those questions can't be answered satisfactorily, odds are we should do nothing at all until they can be answered, if ever.
Posted by: DaveM at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (WWC3Y)
Poor Johnathan Edwards, Hugely prolific and brilliant writer with a great love for his wife and family, an appreciation for God in nature and a profound theologian, and SIAG is all he's known for by so many people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Pigpen at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (1b+5Z)
Posted by: Starving 17th Century Peasant at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (10vO4)
You betcha, round eyes.
Posted by: Nork Subject #17,355 at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (CSNuj)
Well I do wash it down with a diet coke. Does that help?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (Bdeb0)
Nunes: Honey, what did you see in him?
Posted by: VA MKZ at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (UGO8J)
Thermophilic cultures cannot be used to make cheese above 95-100
degrees. Cheese made at lower temperatures (85-92) require mesophilic
culture.
You are welcome.
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Sooo.... cheese making cultures> non cheese making cultures?
I suppose that explains all the problems of the third world.
They do not make cheese.
Posted by: InfoWars at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (AHNMM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (fzLlD)
Posted by: shibumi at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (AHNMM)
They can only sell so much Hair on Fire product, as there's a dearth of repeat customers.
And you'll never guess what channel they have on all of their TVs!
What, CNN you said? How'd you guess?
Oh, the Airport Terminal themed décor gave it all away, huh.
Reminds me, don't bother going to their Newark Novelties shop. Place is a dump!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (QzJWU)
People who found their doppelgangers in museums. It's worth a look!
Posted by: bluebell
Ooh, FUN!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 11:23 AM (Ydx5u
And yet we're supposed to believe he was a non partisan during his time with the fbi. Give me a break.
Posted by: Chase at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (J9GvF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (fA1SL)
Thermophilic cultures cannot be used to make cheese above 95-100 degrees. Cheese made at lower temperatures (85-92) require mesophilic culture.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (Bdeb0)
Hmmm....ale yeast...lager yeast....champagne yeast
Posted by: BignJames at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (hbrUV)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (2ubCU)
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (Bdeb0)
Activist Academia.
First off.... you already have that.
Secondly, despite the left owning and controlling the media, the education system, cultural movers like Hollywood and having been successful at tearing up institutions like marriage, the Boy Scouts, nuclear families and gender....
.... You've only manage to garner about 25% support of far left ideas. Since 2008 youve lost 1000 State and local governships and house legislative seats. You've lost the House of Representatives. You've lost the Senate, you HILARIOUSLY lost the Presidency and your about to lose the judiciary for a generation. The last one hurts you the most because for fifty years you gained on issues through the courts you couldnt get traction on legislatively.
So please. Double down on how your no longer going to pretend to be impartial or balanced.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (8XRCm)
Hello my fellow definitely Trump voters. I would like to remind you that Trump will lose in 2018 b/c I STILL HAZ CONCERNZ!!!!
Posted by: N'Orlans Brain
You don't know the half of it!!!!!
Posted by: #alwaysrankle at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (IqV8l)
Um, by this logic food doesn't work either. My sushi from last night should just last me the rest of life, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:30 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (roQNm)
I've never heard that. What I've heard is that if you *can't* falsify a theory, the theory *isn't* true. I think this is the brainchild of philosopher Karl Popper.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:30 AM (JQveK)
Why even acknowledge your enemy? Fuck them.
It's not too late, President Trump!
Posted by: ShainS at July 18, 2018 11:30 AM (//F9x)
"Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal"
I think this is a rare event where Florida Man's motive and an idea with some merit cross paths
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (10vO4)
Hello my fellow definitely Trump voters. I would like to remind you that Trump will lose in 2018 b/c I STILL HAZ CONCERNZ!!!!
Posted by: N'Orlans Brain
We're doomed, doomed I tell you... trump is done for now !
Posted by: Trollites with their hair on fire at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (O2RFr)
Blessed are those who cut the cheese.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (O2RFr)
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Oh no. Tell him to hush. My democrat constituents HATE the founding fathers.
Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (nhLDN)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Karen "why do birds suddenly appear" Carpenter at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (Bdeb0)
I told you to try the ham sandwich...
Posted by: Momma Cass at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (fzLlD)
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (UiRxW)
That's a reasonable ask. In fact, compared to Zod's postelection asks, it's remarkably civil, or puny, depending on your perspective...
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (Bdeb0)
Hello my fellow definitely Trump voters. I would like to remind you that Trump will lose in 2018 b/c I STILL HAZ CONCERNZ!!!!
Posted by: N'Orlans Brain
It will be an early night, that's for sure.
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (uLuPn)
Oh, LOL! Apparently membership has gone way up since Oprah bought in and started making ads about loooooving bread 'n stuff.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)
Had sushi once. That was enough for the rest of my life
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (Bdeb0)
theory, the theory *isn't* true.
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That one has fallen out of favor as of late, too. It's them rising sea levels what's causing all the problems.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (tve+u)
With laser beams.
Posted by: Democrat. Because Crazy Isn't a Choice. at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (XcgmW)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (2ubCU
It doesn't work even if you add doughnuts, candy bars, and ice cream. Trust me on this.
Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (JQveK)
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Was this on pizza? Because if there were glowing anchovies on it, that might have been the cause.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CSNuj)
Sold to the highest bidder!
Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at July 18, 2018 11:33 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CSNuj)
Dang, coffee through the nose
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:33 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (roQNm)
Cheese should not be cut until after it has aged, and a whole cheese should be waxed and aged prior to cutting--the rule of thumb is to wax the largest cheese you can. Having said that, *curd* is cut early, into cubes, once a clean 'break' is established after addition of the culture and rennet and prior to curd-whey separation.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
What do you have against 2 bit whores?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska?
They wanted California instead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lefty Leftowitz, PhD in Queer Engineering at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (XcgmW)
Posted by: Chase at July 18, 2018
Over at The Daily Mail the in title for the article about Comey saying we should all vote democrat it has this. "Lifelong Republican" So that proves he was non partisan.
/s
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (P/aDH)
Speaking of cheesecake:
https://tinyurl.com/yabvzzah
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (yX+OR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: Stormy the whore at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
Britain is still in Northern Ireland.
Bobby was wrong, quod erat demonstrandum.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
If that's true, you had bad sushi. Don't buy it from a gas station. Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in front of you making it. Freshness is absolutely critical; even 5 or 6 hours after it's been made, it's been sitting too long.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (k1TUh)
After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CSNuj)
We lost Alaska when Bush let Putin plant the Russian Flag on the bottom of the Acrtic Ocean
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Yeah, really.
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (UiRxW)
I think this is a rare event where Florida Man's motive and an idea with some merit cross paths
- - -
Yeah, pretty sure I've seen that wealthy animal owners are cloning their dearly departed furry friends. So looks like the case of the only thing differentiating 'crazy' from 'eccentric' is the pet owner's bank account.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (fzLlD)
I would like to believe this, but I doubt we're ever going to see Comey, Brennan, and Strzok frog-marched to the hoosegow. Those kind always end up skating.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (JQveK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CSNuj)
Pffftt, we now own 1/3 of Siberia with options on another 1/3.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (UdmJB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (DoUAt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (P/aDH)
Zod is wise in strange ways. Or maybe...Zod is strange yet wise, in ways. Something.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (Vzqe+)
*Whenever you see those words together remember: They're not, and they aren't.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (bWBdM)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (roQNm)
Cheese should not be cut until after it has aged, and a whole cheese should be waxed and aged prior to cutting--the rule of thumb is to wax the largest cheese you can. Having said that, *curd* is cut early, into cubes, once a clean 'break' is established after addition of the culture and rennet and prior to curd-whey separation."
Eh, all this talk about cutting cheese just stinks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
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.... and then along came an indginous arachnid that trans located to *almost* to same coordinates....
And Terrorized Ms Muffin in such way that she expeditiously fled from said scene post haste.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Not unlike Chesapeake Bay oysters, they're best eaten on the boat.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (SV/HG)
They dont give birth. They extrude Comeys through their prolapsed rectums to plague honest Americans.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (fzLlD)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: N'Orlans Brain
I've never said any such thing. It's one thing to disagree but to just flat out lie about someone's position while impersonating them in a mocking way... That's what the Left does.
I don't wish to join your cult any more than I wish to join theirs.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (UBzPO)
If that's true, you had bad sushi. Don't buy it from a gas station. Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in front of you making it. Freshness is absolutely critical; even 5 or 6 hours after it's been made, it's been sitting too long.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (k1TUh)
Is it racist of me to be disappointed when the chef at Benihana's is a white guy?
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: James Comey, ex-Fake GOP at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (XcgmW)
Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CDGwz)
Bint believes in "Climate Change", so totally insane.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (FwSdb)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (10vO4)
If that's true, you had bad sushi. Don't buy it from a gas station. Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in front of you making it. Freshness is absolutely critical; even 5 or 6 hours after it's been made, it's been sitting too long.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Sorry the only fish I like has a beer batter on it with hush puppies and fries on the side.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (fA1SL)
Can we trade back Alaska in return for coastal
California from LA to SF? They can keep the people, too as long as they pay for the wall.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (DoUAt)
That's a tough one. In SoCal all the sushi makers are Hispanic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (CSNuj)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Kristian Holvoet at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (4RsUF)
I think this is a rare event where Florida Man's motive and an idea with some merit cross paths
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (10vO4)
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Yep.
Had a couple I wish were still around.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (IlV2p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (roQNm)
I've never heard that. What I've heard is that if you *can't* falsify a theory, the theory *isn't* true. I think this is the brainchild of philosopher Karl Popper.
Posted by: OregonMuse
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*sigh*
I've explained this over and over...
Don't you people understand Austrian?
Posted by: Kurt Friedrich Gödel at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (xSo9G)
Paul is the only one to stand up for the President... politician wise
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (O2RFr)
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Hell yes! I can see it from my back yard!!
Posted by: Sarah Palin, still the hottest piece of MILF ever to run for national office at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (bWBdM)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8wssr8g
SCOD
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: This...Is CNN at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (O5Q3r)
https://youtu.be/pDpm4ItLzlA
So see you Space Cowboy.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (hbrUV)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (CSNuj)
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Japanese restaurants and Taco Bells have some of the most confusing staff choices.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (tve+u)
Cult critic.
Hater.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (Bdeb0)
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Was this on pizza? Because if there were glowing anchovies on it, that might have been the cause.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (xSo9G)
Pineapple on pizza? GP may be an ape, but he's not a barbarian.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (JQveK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn)
I was assuming it was a fake headline, since you can see so many artifacts around the letters, heh.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (UnA8+)
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn)
hanging curveball...
Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (SV/HG)
Posted by: GP at July 18, 2018 11:20 AM (JQveK)
Ohhhhh, GP! You're such a nasty flirt, you scamp!--Maxine Waters, fluent in various simian dialects.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn)
You gotta pay extra for that at Disney After Hours
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (AllCR)
What are you saying? Are you saying I look tired and depressed?
*grabs mirror*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM
Agree with Oregon Muse, that's not quite accurate. I think what you're going for is the idea that if you can falsify a theory, then you at least have shown that it qualifies as a scientific idea. If you cannot falsify a theory, then it is not a scientific question, but a religious question.
For example: no matter what happens anywhere in the world today, heating, cooling, rain, drought, even illegal immigration - it is all said to be the Result of Global Warming. Nothing you can say or show to the True Believers can convince them any differently. That is Religion, not Science.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn)
so it's not just Minnie?
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (JQveK)
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Pineapple on Pizza = Good
Ketchup on Hotdogs = Barbarism.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (fA1SL)
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn)
Nah, just Minnie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn)
Boy howdy, and is my ass sore.
Posted by: goofy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (JQveK)
That's a tough one. In SoCal all the sushi makers are Hispanic.
I'm still working on my idea for a multi-culti restaurant named Achmed's Kosher Sushi and Hindu BBQ Emporium.
I have no idea what I would serve...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn)
Well, not everyone. Some are fucking Donald, Pluto, Daisy, and Minnie.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn)
They do seem a bit daffy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Goofy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (CSNuj)
Prayers for all of the horde/family/friends who are facing life's difficult challenges. Amen.
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (oiNtH)
I was golfing with Trump. The first hole was a long par 5, with an enormous clear plexiglass wall across the fairway, maybe 200 yards out. There were runs of wire and cable on the top. My drive would definitely hit it. Trump went first. He used his driver to lay up, and then, breaching all sorts of golf etiquette, took his second shot before I even teed off (but I don't remember being mad). He whacked a beautiful left to right shot that seemed to just effortlessly turn the corner around the wall, landing way up by the green. Since I knew I didn't have that shot in my bag, I thought of alternatives. I couldn't go around, so I thought to go over, since there was room. This is where it gets weird. I suddenly had the ability to tee up my ball about 10 feet in the air. My thought was I would hit it from there, and that would allow me to get the height necessary to fly the wall. Tried twice, but I had teed it up too high and I was only able to jump like 2 inches off the ground. I was in the middle of teeing it up on a beach somewhere when I work up.
Sorry so long, just have to get these political dreams off my chest.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (jjaLl)
"One giant container ship can emit almost the same amount of cancer and asthma-causing chemicals as 50 million cars, study finds "
From the dailymail:
"Thanks to the IMO's rules, the largest ships can each emit as much as 5000 tons of sulphur in a year - the same as 50 million typical cars, each emitting an average of 100 grams of sulphur a year. With an estimated 800 million cars driving around the planet, that means 16 super-ships can emit as much sulphur as the world fleet of cars.
2) Yes, but again, these are collected as recyclables, which is what makes the joke funny. If these were just contracts between two entities to buy consumables in order to burn them for fuel it wouldn't be significant at all. Instead it is what the entirety of the United States' recycling programs work off of and rely on.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (tve+u)
Well, I would put much credence in that, given the source. But when you estimate the emissions in terms of tons of "X" emitted per ton-mile of cargo transported, ships look pretty good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (bNb8V)
Can we trade back Alaska in return for coastal California from LA to SF? They can keep the people, too as long as they pay for the wall.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (DoUAt)
Slow down there cowboy
Posted by: The Chinese Anchor Baby Association at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (10vO4)
Thanks, Fen --- and thanks, Simplemind!
You're not alone in facing health challenges with a child, and your comment about it is beautiful.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (W+vEI)
I have no idea what I would serve...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (HaL55)
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Bakery and do wedding photography on the side.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (JZkes)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (xSo9G)
on Trump.....he is mediocre and women need to do better when they vote.
She's been in Paris with the Moochettes, dancing at a Jay-Z/Beyonce concert. Because she's klassy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (ptqGC)
I'm still working on my idea for a multi-culti restaurant named Achmed's Kosher Sushi and Hindu BBQ Emporium.
I have no idea what I would serve...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Well sushi is halah
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (IqV8l)
That's pretty cheesy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (JQveK)
Posted by: The Media at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (+dsLj)
Because some students are still graduating with their discernment and critical thinking skills intact!
Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (4HMW8)
If it means a short alteration of your current nutritional regime to achieve a short term goal then yes they will fail, every time.
If it means a carefully modulated and thought out long term nutritional program optimized for your specific caloric needs then you should be alright.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (UfMVm)
source. But when you estimate the emissions in terms of tons of "X"
emitted per ton-mile of cargo transported, ships look pretty good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (bNb8V)
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Not toting recyclables from Hollywood and Seattle to burn in China
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn)
so it's not just Minnie?
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (8D42x)
No joke, the Disney on Ice theme this year is "Mickey's Search Party." The hell? Did Minnie get kidnapped? Is this like "Taken: On Ice" with a cartoon mouse?
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (7HtZB)
I have no idea what I would serve...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (HaL55)
Chitlins, tripe, and headcheese. You have to ask?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (9BLnV)
Sorry so long, just have to get these political dreams off my chest.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (jjaLl)
Lay off the fermented pineapple before bedtime.
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (7n4KQ)
One would think it would be exhausting to be in a perpetual state of hair on fire outrage for 20 months."
You'd think that, but leftists are addicted to rage, apparently.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (fzLlD)
Here we have a place called Q-Shi: BBQ & Sushi.
I have not been there, bit people swear it's good.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (1b+5Z)
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And he also stands up to him, sometimes.
Whether or not one agrees with Paul, he's a man of principle. One of the last in our federal government of 2M+ people. It's like seeing a black unicorn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (UiRxW)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8wssr8g
SCOD
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM
Prepare the sacrificial virgins!
Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (EzdLW)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo
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Old Pallor?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (I83yK)
Posted by: Obese People in Food Deserts at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (uLuPn)
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Living in a climate with 90 degree/90% humidity weather for 11 months out of the year has consequences.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 11:23 AM (Ydx5u
And yet we're supposed to believe he was a non partisan during his time with the fbi. Give me a break.
Posted by: Chase at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (J9GvF)
He was. Now that he's a private citizen, he doesn't have to be. /snort
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (q1VoB)
I have no idea what I would serve...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (HaL55)
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Bakery and do wedding photography on the side.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (tve+u)
Nice.
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (7HtZB)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8wssr8g
At the Grand Tetons - the "tits" are not calm!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (roQNm)
That's not how it works. If a theory cannot be falsified, it's not a theory, it's just faith.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (rnAwa)
So most people who lose weight gain it back within 5 years? Well, lose
the weight again. Most people realize it's a lifetime thing.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (y8Foj)
GAAAAINNNZZZZZZZZ????????
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (SV/HG)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8wssr8g
Trumps to blame!
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (I83yK)
That's a tough one. In SoCal all the sushi makers are Hispanic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (CSNuj)
Where I'm from, 95% of them are Chinese, and the other 5% are Korean.
95% of the pizza shops are Mexican-run, though.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (UnA8+)
What did she do with the mother? Brick her up in the White House basement?
Posted by: tu3031 at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: zeera at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (UASXj)
Oh, look! The Media has found the LCM of Russia and Treason! It's right where that column of blank spaces is!
Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)
Especially the ones downstream of Hopewell.
Posted by: BignJames at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (0+nbW)
Democrats stomp feet; threaten to hold breath over Trumps illegal [fill-in the blank].
This is not who we are, stated [Chuck Schumer; Nancy Pelosi; Jeff Flake; Paul Ryan].
Posted by: LAsue at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (Z48ZB)
You'd think that, but leftists are addicted to rage, apparently.
--
The cure:
"Obama Water, now with Vitamin L*"
*lithium.
Posted by: shibumi at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (AHNMM)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM
Weekend at Lassie's
Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (EzdLW)
I have no idea what I would serve...
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A lot of sushi is kosher-friendly - just not the shellfish.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (UiRxW)
Here we have a place called Q-Shi: BBQ & Sushi.
Hmm, too bad nobody around here deep fries sushi.
Or BBQ.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (HaL55)
Next time you see one of those posters on a telephone pole regarding a lost cat or do, with the paper plate with the little tabs pre-cut to pull off that has the phone number.
Take a marker and on the poster, write "dead or alive."
Again, not to offend anyone.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 18, 2018 11:47 AM (q1VoB)
Secretary position and refuse to give any press conferences --
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Have to disagree here because then we would not have the deliciousness and wit of Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Definitely a bright spot in a dull DC.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 18, 2018 11:47 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: davidt
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Too late...almost.
http://www.redneckgourmet.com/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:47 AM (I83yK)
Posted by: Inbred Inhabitants of the Okefenokee Swamps and Everglades at July 18, 2018 11:47 AM (ATVNj)
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Goofy should be pretty sore by now.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 11:48 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (UBzPO)
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You can come join my cult instead big boi. Are you into pegging?
Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 11:48 AM (nhLDN)
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn)
It's his turn.
Posted by: The Chicken at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (SV/HG)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (8XRCm)
Neither does exercise. I did 25 push-ups last month and I still haven't seen any muscle gainz.
Posted by: Ripley at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Fritz at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: mustbequantum
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I have a innocent platonic crush on that woman.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (JEV/2)
It's not around anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (k1TUh)
So why do they bother running to the mics every time the media is Outraged?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2018 11:50 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 18, 2018 11:50 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 11:48 AM (nhLDN)
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Ok.
I learned what "sounding" and "docking" were right here on the blog by hanging out with the older kids.
I do not want to know what "pegging" is.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:50 AM (8XRCm)
Pure projection, as they DID have stuff on Hillary.
Posted by: Don Q at July 18, 2018 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
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The endless hair on fire rage may not exhaust them but it's certainly exhausting the electorate, who are getting utterly sick of this shit.
I can't even read the news anymore, but I am seriously fired up to give the biggest FUCK YOU UP THE ASS VOTE to these commie assholes in November.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 11:51 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:51 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 11:51 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Maxine Waters Scabies-ridden scalp at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (JEV/2)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2018 11:50 AM (y8Foj)
Yep, best thing they could do would be... shut the hell up.
Posted by: Don Q at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (NgKpN)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8wssr8g
Trumps to blame!
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (O2RFr)
Never, ever pass up an opportunity for a little fear mongering.
Posted by: BignJames at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (0+nbW)
No matter how hard you work out an elephant, and how much you starve it - it will never look like a race horse. Horses, on the other hand, literally eat like horses and remain lean and muscular.
People have wide genetic variance in their natural genetic fat content. Fat is a huge positive genetic survival trait for animals who live in very cold climates.
Posted by: An Observation at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (pCa05)
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Also, Devin Nunes. Ineffectually, but at least he's made the honest effort, right up to taking the brunt of a bullshit made-up ethics investigation.
So I don't hate Nunes, either.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (UiRxW)
Because that's not how Russian operatives work. They don't just *release* kompromat. They *compromise* the people that the have it on. Their payoff is *not* just embarrassment, but to gain leverage to use to gain more leverage.
However, we're told that the Russians broke into the DNC computers, stole some emails and simply released them to wikileaks. Apparently it was the equivalent of Pearl Harbor--despite no physical casualties or property destruction or fleet decimination--but it doesn't appear that "The Russian intelligence" did so much as an identity theft.
So now we have a picture of Russians behaving like Russians--and credible to the extent that this is what Russians do. But we also have a picture of Russia behaving like the plucky hero in myriad Hollywood movies "getting the word out"--like it was illegal for Mal to do in the Firefly movie--but "getting the word out on the dirty deal that was done" is often the self-definition of virtue in Hollywood films.
But in this case, when that is all that the FBI can know happened, it is a very ATTACK on American soil, equivalent to attacks where...you know...we had casualties.
The Dems, however, weren't lighting their hair on fire over this embarrassing inconvenience while Hillary was a shoe-in. They treated it like an inconvenience.
Finally, because the Dems forte seems to be in crafting words and messages and narratives and not actually getting stuff done and done right, you can notice a rift between what is hotly and adamantly stated, and what they do.
They've been acting like this is a *crime*, they do not act like this is a matter of national security, where you let the experts in *counterintelligence* have all the information that they can to *counterstrike* our foes. What has the primary source of "intelligence" in this case, Crowdstrike, done to strike back or neuter the Russian intelligence?
You hire a private eye to find facts on a crime, they don't have the power to arrest as the police do. When the crime is solved the police powers come into effect. You don't hire a private eye if Russia is rolling tanks through your backyard. You alert the forces that are charged with defense against Russian tanks.
The Democrats screech and tear their clothes that this was an attack on American soil, but that's *all* they do. They crafted a message. Their real actions--like claiming that Crowdstrike is *normally* an acceptable alternative (because what applies in *normal* circumstances, should apply to "Pearl Harbor") or that they were "*private* servers" so it was up to the private party to let the FBI have access to them--do not betray indications of an attack against our country, but a crime against a private organization.
And let's remember Hollywood Morals 101, if we find the dirt on the corrupt officials, all crimes to get that dirt are *reasonable* within the story line. You can't stop the signal. The signal must get through!
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (vDqXW)
Tater Tots!!
(Don't tell Katy Tur and friends about it...)
http://www.ogiestrailerpark.com/granny-boos/
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (W+vEI)
I would pay extra to visit Alice's wonderland.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (kqsXK)
Diets - I worry about the President's Wife, Melania. She looks so gaunt like she is being starved. Look at her legs, so thin. Poor girl.
I blame Trump. All that money and he won't let his wife eat.
/don't taze me bro.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (roQNm)
Mooch took the Moochettes to a Jay-Z/Beyonce concert in Paris, and was
reported to have danced with Bey's mom through the entire show.
And her daughters got to hear this lyric from Jay-Z:
"Slip
the panties right to the side, ain't got time to take draws off. We sex
again in the morning, your breastases is my breakfast."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
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Posted by: The Media at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (+dsLj)
Ahem.
Posted by: Storny Daniels at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (nBr1j)
I heard a Dem congressman this morning calling for a supena of the TRANSLATOR to know what they talked about in the close door meeting. Geez
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)
Notice how similar that is to the attacks on Jim Jordan? No one had evidence he knew anything at the time or had done anything wrong, so instead they said he MUST have known. (which is just an unjustified assertion)
Not surprising, both attacks were put together by the same people for the same basic reasons.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: fixerupper
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TEM PURA FOADY_FRY!
Posted by: Maxine Waters Scabies-ridden scalp at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (JEV/2)
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damn
nearly choked to death on my Diet Dr Pepper.
I know better than to drink and read the blog.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (e8kgV)
Diets - I worry about the President's Wife, Melania. She looks so
gaunt like she is being starved. Look at her legs, so thin. Poor girl.
I blame Trump. All that money and he won't let his wife eat.
/don't taze me bro.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (roQNm)
I'll take things Michele Obama Said for $1000, Alex.
Posted by: Craig Daniels at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (ymnmz)
it will never look like a race horse. Horses, on the other hand,
literally eat like horses and remain lean and muscular.
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My family has a lot of Clydesdales.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (UiRxW)
I've been busy as hell, but it's kind of nice not listening to the 24/7 OUTRAGE that is going on continuously. I glance at the headlines, peruse J.J. Sefton's Morning Report and get busy.
Tonight, I'm gonna go find an oyster bar and hopefully will leave sloshing and pleasantly buzzed.
"Be not troubled for all this shall pass."
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (5dE4E)
No matter how hard you work out an elephant, and how much you starve it - it will never look like a race horse. Horses, on the other hand, literally eat like horses and remain lean and muscular.
People have wide genetic variance in their natural genetic fat content. Fat is a huge positive genetic survival trait for animals who live in very cold climates.
Posted by: An Observation at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (pCa05)
Truth. My nephew & his girlfriend are both vegetarians and both eat the exact same meals, but he's very skinny and she is pretty chubby. His dad is skinny, and her parents are both overweight.
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2018 11:55 AM (1AK1h)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 18, 2018 11:55 AM (TdS5t)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (rnAwa)
Saying that John Brennan is part of the family is a gross insult, and you shall be hearing from the family Barristers!
Posted by: Magilla Gorilla at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (eytER)
nearly choked to death on my Diet Dr Pepper.
I know better than to drink and read the blog.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (8XRCm)
You...uhh...using a plastic straw?
Posted by: BignJames at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Sarah Palin, still the hottest piece of MILF ever to run for national office at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (bWBdM)
https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/
1019314586183524352
I'm sure glad there was no blowback for charging Russians with interfering the U.S. election!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 11:51 AM (+dsLj)
God Bless America!
Posted by: Hope Solo at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 11:57 AM (AllCR)
Paul is the only one to stand up for the President... politician wise
He doesn't like Brennan or Clapper one bit because of their abuse of FISA
Posted by: The Chinese Anchor Baby Association at July 18, 2018 11:57 AM (10vO4)
Fenelon, you have not included Antediluvian Occasional-Cortex on the Scroll of Prayer. You were instructed to do so.
You tempt the wrath of the Old Ones...
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:57 AM (Bdeb0)
I do not want to know what "pegging" is.
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No, no you don't.
Posted by: Sarah Palin, still the hottest piece of MILF ever to run for national office at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (bWBdM)
If someone asks you if you want to play mumbly peg....just say no.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 11:57 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:58 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)
Yeah, but that's not gonna stop the "Haha, can't wait until Fatty McFatterson dies of Diabeetus!" stuff.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 11:58 AM (UnA8+)
Comey said that having a third party examine the evidence was not optimal. If it's an attack--why weren't we using the most optimal method? Why were using a method that his staff had to tell him was "acceptable".
Does going for the "acceptable alternative" sound like an enemy attack on American soil?
Not to me.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 11:58 AM (vDqXW)
If you want to know what the future looks like, imagine a dog licking a human face. Forever.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:58 AM (Bdeb0)
nearly choked to death on my Diet Dr Pepper.
I know better than to drink and read the blog.
Yup. had coffee through the nose with the Russia and Alaska remark... That and the Brown bill in CA. to rename the San Andreas fault to the Trump fault
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (O2RFr)
Okay that is weird - around here all the donut shops are owned by koreans, the Sushi/Buffet places (cheap ones) are all run by Chinese, and the budget motels are all run by the Red Dot Indians.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (k1TUh)
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Someone is always letting one or both of them down...
I couldn't imagine being so fucking self-important.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (vg8iE)
I'll be in my Lady-bunk.
Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (nhLDN)
reported to have danced with Bey's mom through the entire show.
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Mooch and the Moochettes are too big to open for c-listers like Jay-Z/Beyonce.
Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (SV/HG)
Well, then one day, my gf let slip to me that they were into the pegging. I could never look him in the eye again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (UiRxW)
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
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It's his turn.
i'll vote for ocrazyeyes-cortez if she promises me single-payer keyboard replacements.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: josephistan
I prefer weight lifting. 12oz's every night.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (Bdeb0)
Please tell me you re joking.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (7oRwq)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)
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It always used to seem so cruel to hear people ask guys what their fiance's mother looks like.
Turns out it's probably 95% accurate in predicting the future.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM
The Daily Mail had pics. This middle-aged Mooch with the huge ass and titanic thighs was wearing white hot pants and a white cape. Beyonce's mother frankly looked retarded. Small head, squinty eyes.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (tve+u)
I never said that was a good idea! It's a wasteful use of perfectly good ships. And fuel. Burn the plastic to generate electricity near to where the bulk of the waste is generated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (bNb8V)
reported to have danced with Bey's mom through the entire show.
Saw Mooches picture... {{{{shudder}}}} inappropriate as usual
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (bWBdM)
There is hope horde.
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (oiNtH)
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http://tinyurl.com/376bwau
Picture from Kennedy running for his his first Senate Campaign.
http://tinyurl.com/ybatf3on
Picture of Hillary during a recent campaign.
I want you to note the builds of the public in attendance.
The change over 60 some years is NOT genetic.
I have periodically over my life struggle some with weight. It's not genetic. I put on weight when Im dont go to the gym or end up behind a desk and I eat pizza and iced cream for breakfast.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (TdS5t)
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Oh, you mean that there are other minor Zods
besides you?. I guess I'll have to risk offending them all. :^)
If Alexandra asks me for prayer I will be happy to include her, but not if it's "Lord, make me a Congressperson so I can help move the U.S. towards socialism."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (k1TUh)
The donut shops here are run by Red Dot Indians. Except for the Hipster Donut Shop that just opened.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (UnA8+)
Please tell me you re joking.
I believe it is... someone here made a funny
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2018 12:02 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (+dsLj)
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You should get that checked out. I've loved dozens of cheesy large meated Italians and am still lean and trim!
Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 12:02 PM (nhLDN)
It always used to seem so cruel to hear people ask guys what their fiance's mother looks like.
Turns out it's probably 95% accurate in predicting the future.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (YPqbH)
Yup.... I made that mistake with the Ex...
Problem is that while I could rectify it, my Kids will pay for it forever.
Posted by: Don Q at July 18, 2018 12:02 PM (NgKpN)
Please tell me you re joking.
I believe it is... someone here made a funny
Posted by: It's me donna
Yes I did
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM
Korean dognut shops?
Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 12:03 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2018 12:03 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (ptqGC)
Occasional-Kotex is calling for protests and shutting down airports and ICE.
I read that she is also planning a trip to Cuba. Well, of course she is.
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (oiNtH)
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By far, the most important factor in how fat you are is genetics.
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http://tinyurl.com/376bwau
Picture from Kennedy running for his his first Senate Campaign.
http://tinyurl.com/ybatf3on
Picture of Hillary during a recent campaign.
I want you to note the builds of the public in attendance.
The change over 60 some years is NOT genetic.
I have periodically over my life struggle some with weight. It's
not genetic. I put on weight when Im dont go to the gym or end up
behind a desk and I eat pizza and iced cream for breakfast.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (8XRCm)
Gotta like the kid in the right hand of the Kennedy picture holing a gun to his own head.
Many things change in 60 years.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)
It was very funny, but don't give the leftist kooks any ideas. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 12:05 PM (AllCR)
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Somehow my best friend from back in in the 90s when we were still in high school knew this as well. If you want to know if your hottie will age well, check out the mom. Is she still MILFY?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 12:05 PM (+dsLj)
That and the Brown bill in CA. to rename the San Andreas fault to the Trump fault
Please tell me you re joking.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (7oRwq)
I'd vote for that. The fault his large powerful and ready to bust one off in California's ass at any moment.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:05 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (roQNm)
I've never heard that. What I've heard is that if you *can't* falsify a theory, the theory *isn't* true. I think this is the brainchild of philosopher Karl Popper.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:30 AM (JQveK)
Yes. falsification is about whether you can do tests on the theory. Once falsified (facts discovered contrary to the theory), the theory must be either discarded, modified, or the proponents committed to an insane asylum.
That's where global warming from CO2 is now. 20+ years of temp data falsify the notion that increased levels of CO2 make temps go up.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf - Deffsquadz from Above! at July 18, 2018 12:05 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Ripley at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (MxEKc)
It's not around anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (k1TUh)
Chino Banditos? They had a location in Chandler, but it closed. The original in north Phoenix is still in business, AFAIK. Good food, and quite inexpensive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (bNb8V)
Isn't Trump even protesting his innocence of collusion offensive to our 'Intelligence Community,' who have so much invested in it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (oVJmc)
I'm also with the people who love Sanders, though. We could find her a different job.
I like how she has the warm, folksy demeanor of her dad, and then when she gets mad, you can tell she pisses ice water. It's very Southern.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (UiRxW)
Had sushi once. That was enough for the rest of my life."
If that's true, you had bad sushi. Don't buy it from a gas station.
Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in
front of you making it. Freshness is absolutely critical; even 5 or 6
hours after it's been made, it's been sitting too long.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018
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We've always known about sushi in the South. We call it "bait."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (YWG/U)
It takes a certain special charisma to steal attention from Beyonce's
brilliant star power... but of course if there was one woman who could
accomplish the impossible, it would be Michelle Obama!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (ptqGC)
Many things change in 60 years.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (ymnmz)
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Holy Shit. I didnt notice that!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM
I never said that was a good idea! It's a wasteful use of perfectly good ships. And fuel. Burn the plastic to generate electricity near to where the bulk of the waste is generated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM
A modest proposal:
1 ) Ship all the plastic to Hollywood and Seattle
2 ) Burn Hollywood and Seattle
3 ) Profit!
Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Ripley at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (MxEKc)
13 Years?
Try at least 105.
Ol' Woody Wilson took office in 1913.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
fistbump
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM (5NMZN)
Truth. My nephew his girlfriend are both vegetarians and both
eat the exact same meals, but he's very skinny and she is pretty chubby.
His dad is skinny, and her parents are both overweight.
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)
That's right. We eat the exact same things. All the time*.
*Ignore this 24 oz, 1600 calorie frappafappachocomocha... with foam, that I stopped at Starf*cks to buy when your nephew wasn't looking, and I'm sucking on over here.
Posted by: Your Nephew's Girlfriend at July 18, 2018 12:08 PM (9chmE)
Your mama dropped you on your head when you were a baby, didn't she? Bless your heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 12:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cicero
After Trump gave Hawaii away to Li'l Kim, anything is possible.
OTOH, no more Judge Alohaha Leprosy Macadamia decisions.
Posted by: mindful webworker - give Oklahoma back to the prairie chicken at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (U/u2R)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (O2RFr)
I need to stand up. You may hear me scream.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (nBr1j)
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That reminds me of the Norwegian show Occupation or something that was interesting at first right up to the point where a fucking stupid as shit nationalist terrorist group blows up an oil rig RIGHT when the Russians were about to leave.
Couldn't watch anymore after that.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM (5NMZN)
All non-slavs will immediately be drafted into unpaid slavery or hunted down by DEFFSKWADZ.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (roQNm)
Alexandria need not ask you, cleric. Your boss told me you're not listening closely enough during a Tandberg I had with him yesterday. Said all you do is "pray for stuff." Said your "foot was sliding." I told him I wasn't surprised.
I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when your annual performance review comes around...
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (Bdeb0)
Sorry the only fish I like has a beer batter on it with hush puppies and fries on the side.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (Bdeb0)
cut, jib, newsletter or recipe file.
And prayers up for all you hordelings. Thanks Fenelon for keeping the prayer list up.
Also, I would teach at the Jonathon Edwards VBS. It can't be any worse than the one which instructed teachers to bring whistles, tools and a tire iron for a lesson on jobs people do...
Posted by: moki at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (FwSdb)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (UnA8+)
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You know what was discussed in that closed-door meeting, right?
GECSPLAN.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (UnA8+)
Slow your roll, Bigtime. That's some of my action you're cutting in on.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)
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Veggie diets seems to promote extremes. Either you will be a pasty white thin stick near death, or you will be a bloaty fat ass near death.
Have yourself a bunless cheseboiga and experience GAINZZZZ
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (fA1SL)
After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero
After Trump gave Hawaii away to Li'l Kim, anything is possible.
OTOH, no more Judge Alohaha Leprosy Macadamia decisions.
Posted by: mindful webworker - give Oklahoma back to the prairie chicken at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (U/u2R)
55 United Sates? How long can this country go on with Trump giving states away at a rate of 1 a week? Well be out of states before the end of the year, left with only the District of Columbia and our 80 territories except for Guam which Trump gave to Atlantis when he met with Aquaman.
AQUAMAN!!!!!
Posted by: Barky O Numnuts at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM
*turning on a dime*
They're DREAMers! Sign them up to vote!!!
Posted by: Democrats at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (EzdLW)
Classy my ass.
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (oiNtH)
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/
1019604790236598273
Posted by: andycanuck at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: CNN at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (O18YC)
Mueller may give Posesta brothers immunity to testify against Manafort.
SMFH
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (FwSdb)
Oye!
Posted by: Barky O Numnuts at July 18, 2018 12:13 PM (ymnmz)
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Of course.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:13 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Like I said, my fate is sealed.
I already know I'm one of the first of the herd to get culled.
So I'm going to have fun with it until the date of my execution.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:13 PM (UnA8+)
Another way of saying it is that if we cannot falsify a claim then we cannot determine whether it is true or false. Indeterminate is in the complement of True.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:13 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (Evws/)
AP: A class-action lawsuit has been filed by the 32nd Mechanized Guards Division against the Transportation Safety Administration for harassing and searching its soldiers as they attempted to enter the United States...
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Many things change in 60 years.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (ymnmz)
And not only that, he looks like he's about to eat the barrel. It has to be a toy gun, but it does look like he's about to off himself.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (JQveK)
News Flash: Following The Trump's surrender of the United States to Russia in Helsinki, it has been announced that Russian occupation troops will begin arriving at American airports on July 26.
It'll be much faster if the Russian troops bring their kids and cross our southern border
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (10vO4)
That was Bitchonces mother
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM
oops, my bad
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Under Fire
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I would pay a lot to see Carlson pointing and laughing at the press corps, in their face.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (/lkI0)
Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in
front of you making it. Freshness is absolutely critical; even 5 or 6
hours after it's been made, it's been sitting too long.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018
*
*
We've always known about sushi in the South. We call it "bait."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (YWG/U)
I've had grocery store sushi before. It's not bad. Not great, but not bad. Similar in that regard to pretty much everything else, in that you can buy pre-made stuff, and it's not going to be as good fresh stuff made in a restaurant.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2018 12:15 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: DanMan at July 18, 2018 12:15 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:15 PM (oiNtH)
People who found their doppelgangers in museums. It's worth a look!
Posted by: bluebell
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WOW! Some of those are scary accurate. Especially the first one.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 18, 2018 12:15 PM (mQ0Mc)
There is no such thing as "chunky cottage cheese."
There is only "large-curd" and "small-curd" cottage cheese.
You are welcome.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (10vO4)
I watched every single one of them for a month straight, and didn't lose a damned pound.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (PFy0L)
227 There was a place in town called the Jalapeno Panda or something - it was a fusion of Chinese and Mexican food. I went there once or twice out of curiosity, it wasn't exactly bad, but it was .... weird.
there's a sushi burrito place here. i haven't been curious enough.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (NmR1a)
Classy my ass.
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (oiNtH)
Those white shorts cost Moochelle $350. But according to Barry, he's got too much money. So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:15 PM (oiNtH)
Wish I did but nope.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (mIVZc)
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (oiNtH)
CNN | BREAKING: Russian ocucupation troops separated from their children at airports by Trump's ICE
Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Outraged hair on fire guy at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (37IEG)
Many things change in 60 years.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (ymnmz)
And OSHA would have a shit-fit about JFK standing on a stool like that, too. Looks like a poor rural community.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (k1TUh)
Fusion GPS?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (UnA8+)
Judging for the morning breeds at the Houston Area Hound Association show is done and resumes this afternoon.
Prayers for all those on the list. Bless you, Fen, for keeping it up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (yfbNI)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM (UnA8+)
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Hair-on-fire William Jennings Bryan was trying to equate remaining on the gold standard to deathly torture, i.e. crucifixion, before 1900. The Dems ran him for president one year.
This is the history of the Dems, hair *always* on fire.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (nBr1j)
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T.M.I. Dude!
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (vDqXW)
I hate being old and cranky.
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (mIVZc)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (nBr1j)
A MAGA hat?
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (7n4KQ)
cheese this morning with just a Diet Coke and still somehow gained
weight.
I have had exactly one pizza this year: a Papa Johns' when they withdrew from NFL advertising.
I don't think I had any last year or the year before. I know for a fact that I gain weight on 2000 calories a day.
A friend of mine commented once that he didn't understand how hard I fight to control my weight until he saw my brother.
Posted by: An Observation at July 18, 2018 12:19 PM (pCa05)
Posted by: Hikaru
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Uh, well...you do know that the word 'slave', is derived from 'Slav'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:19 PM (/lkI0)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (nBr1j)
But I'm very mindful of the caveat that people vary and what works best for one person health/fitness wise is not best for everyone. And also: choosing to just enjoy the pizza or donuts is at most a minor character flaw. Plenty of spoiled entitled princesses around who are very disciplined in diet and exercise but destroy the family budget, are energy vampires, etc and plenty of great people who indulge too much in food but will have your back when you are in a pinch.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (r4KP2)
There's nothing Michelle Obama could wear that the media would not gush over.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (nBr1j)
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http://tinyurl.com/y9ehn9sf
Classy. Elegant. Refined.
Ya'all a bunch of haters.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:19 PM (/lkI0)
And lo, the pendulum swings the other way.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (UnA8+)
I hate being old and cranky.
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (mIVZc)
C'est deplorable.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (Bdeb0)
Thank you for answering my question last night about Trump's investigation into voter fraud being sidetracked by Lefty's running the big blue states.
I do remember hearing about that and had forgotten.
Posted by: ShainS at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (HuZWn)
This is the history of the Dems, hair *always* on fire.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (vDqXW)
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And before that, Northern Dems were screaming that Lincoln was a secret n****r-lover, who was secretly colluding with the Negro to steal America from the white race.
They NEVER CHANGE.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:21 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: DaveA at July 18, 2018 12:21 PM (FhXTo)
I hate being old and cranky.
Junior Antifa?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (nBr1j)
Well, then one day, my gf let slip to me that they were into the pegging. I could never look him in the eye again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (UiRxW)
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If you're only *looking* at his brown eye, you're pegging wrong.
Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (nhLDN)
Lost in all this was the lobby *against* Magnitsky (ala *pro*-Putin) was Fusion GPS. They paid affiliated advocates Bill and Hillary Clinton to argue *against* the Magnitsky Act--and thus *for* Putin's preferred outcome, and they did.
The Dems must be having a ball gaslighting America about relations that are much closer on the Dem-side than on the Trump-side.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (vDqXW)
They NEVER CHANGE.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:21 PM (UiRxW)
Sounds like the Takimag comments section.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (UnA8+)
_______________________________________
Define "normal."
Posted by: Inbred Inhabitants of the Okefenokee Swamps and Everglades
Screw you people.
Posted by: Wally gator at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Old Dude at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (LGXGf)
Hey, we can help!
/kanukistan
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (7LY+6)
free-range organic acai donuts with hemp sprinkles?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (xGZ+b)
Diesel vs. gasoline so it's a BS stat to start with.
Posted by: DaveA at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Antisocialist
No, not old and cranky, just tired of rudeness and inattention. From the time my kids were very little, they were taught how to behave in public whether a grocery store, fast food, or high end restaurant. They knew if they got the "look" from mom, all hell would break loose if they didn't stop.
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:24 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:21 PM (UiRxW)
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Can't forget blacks-will-never-be-proper-US-citizens Taney!
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:24 PM (vDqXW)
Since when do men's cargo shorts cost $350, and what is she packing?
Posted by: Fritz at July 18, 2018 12:25 PM (2Mnv1)
I blame Trump. All that money and he won't let his wife eat.
/don't taze me bro.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (roQNm)
As much as she'll let me look...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 18, 2018 12:25 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:25 PM (7LY+6)
Lost in all this was the lobby *against* Magnitsky (ala *pro*-Putin) was Fusion GPS. They paid affiliated advocates Bill and Hillary Clinton to argue *against* the Magnitsky Act--and thus *for* Putin's preferred outcome, and they did.
The Dems must be having a ball gaslighting America about relations that are much closer on the Dem-side than on the Trump-side.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (vDqXW)
The whole Fusion GPS thing has stuck in my craw since they first tried floating the whole "DJT Jr. is going to be arrested for meeting with Veselnitskaya" line way back when.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:26 PM (UnA8+)
I mean, okay. If that's what you want to establish at the top of the standard, that's fine. It seems really unfair to little black girls who might be trying hard to look nice, though. Telling them that's the pinnacle? Jeez, man.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:26 PM (YPqbH)
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Hey, where did we go
Days when the pains came ?
Down in your hollow
Playing a new game.
Laughing and a-bunging, hey, hey
Ripping and a-humping
In the misty morning frog with
.... your parts a-thumping.
And you, my brown-eyed girl
You, my brown-eyed girl.
Do you remember when???
We used to schwing?!!?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 12:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (UnA8+)
Sounds like a David Allan Coe song.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:26 PM (Bdeb0)
Notice how similar that is to the attacks on Jim Jordan? No one had evidence he knew anything at the time or had done anything wrong, so instead they said he MUST have known. (which is just an unjustified assertion)
Not surprising, both attacks were put together by the same people for the same basic reasons.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (k1TUh)
So, by this logic, obummer should have known about the Russia hacking. why didn't he do anything about it?
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 18, 2018 12:26 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: CNN at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (O18YC)
_________
PR guy #1: Look, our endorsement of cuckoldry hasn't gone over well. Nobody wants to cuck our viewers because it would involve banging a disgusting liberal Harpy. Nobody wants that.
PR Guy #2: We need to promote something else our soy boy viewers are into.
Shep!: Pegging!!
Posted by: CNN's PR Team at July 18, 2018 12:27 PM (nhLDN)
I think Mueller has to get a judge to approve his immunity plan ... and I think there were five he was going to give immunity to ... no doubt all Hillary's henchmen. Like last time five of Hillary's fellow criminals were given immunity, but never testified about anything.
Who else will he try to set free? insanity .. yet they persist, an no one stops them.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 18, 2018 12:27 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 18, 2018 12:27 PM (qM84C)
Apparently manners have gone out of style.
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 18, 2018 12:27 PM (mIVZc)
Whole lotta dumpin' goin' on.
Posted by: ro-man at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (RuIsu)
Hell, she wouldn't make my top 20
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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It's good that you have resolved your anger towards Muslims.
Wiki:
The Roots of Slavery. The term slave has its origins in the word slav. The slavs, who inhabited a large part of Eastern Europe, were taken as slaves by the Muslims of Spain during the ninth century AD.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (I83yK)
Posted by: tmitsss at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (3MaAt)
free-range organic acai donuts with hemp sprinkles?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (xGZ+b)
Don't forget the arugula!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (JQveK)
And before that, Northern Dems were screaming that Lincoln was a secret n****r-lover, who was secretly colluding with the Negro to steal America from the white race.
Post Civil War democrats AKA the Klan argued that busting up negro political rallies was their 1st Amendment right.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (10vO4)
REMOVE KEBAB
REMOVE SCHNITZEL
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (fA1SL)
Micheal Obama is one of the most beautiful black women in the world.
Hell, she wouldn't make my top 20
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)
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If I saw her at Walmart I'd think "Aww, good for her for trying."
To the media, she's the upper echelon of black beauty.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT
Don't need to they already are socialists
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (Bdeb0)
We've turned it into a pegging thread. And I'm partly culpable.
I'm sorry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Problem?
Posted by: Steely Dan at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (YPqbH)
Everything that rises must converge.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jeffrey Combs at July 18, 2018 12:31 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Chris M at July 18, 2018 12:31 PM (eAZVt)
free-range organic acai donuts with hemp sprinkles?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (xGZ+b)
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No kidding - I used to run a print facility that was unfortunately in a hipsterizing neighborhood.
Next door to me, the some Tidepod McTightpants opened up a combination videography studio/artisanal cupcake shop.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:31 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:31 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (HbLZX)
Bog, Der Eine Gott, says nein.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (FwSdb)
Never underestimate the value of a good tape job.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (YPqbH)
And why did he dismiss it in 2016 as "routine stuff"?
And is it really okay for the President of the United States when Pearl Harbor happens to consider it "routine stuff"?
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 18, 2018 12:33 PM (5NMZN)
REMOVE SCHNITZEL, REPLACE KOTLYET
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:34 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:34 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Jeffrey Combs
Yes, yes just like Gregor Clegane
Posted by: Mr. Soros at July 18, 2018 12:34 PM (Bdeb0)
"Pegging" ... 'naive and not going to look it up'
==
I had to know, one of those moods, have to know things. Compared to the other perversions out there it is only mid-range.
When you have seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, or watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate, well, it is like tears in the rain.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:35 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Fritz
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Pfft. Check these prices
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydab3nh6
You'll have to ask Jwest for reviews.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:35 PM (RNno0)
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Yeah, it's neat to watch the same people who declare that the Russians conquered America in 2016 because Trump turn around and, in the very next breath, explain that it's not a big enough deal for Barry to have worried about and he did all he could and anyway he fixed it, racist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:35 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:35 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (10vO4)
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So they've had this whole boundaries of personal responsibility and prerogative thing screwed up for *quite* a while!
Sure the parties switched. The Pandercrats have always been the party of un-hinged rhetoric and rounding legal corners for their constituency, just like they did for their majority-white constituency.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (vDqXW)
It Pearl Harbor happened on Barry's watch--don't you think that means he's got some splainin' to do? Something to answer for?
I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor and the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was our Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: JTB at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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No kidding.
The Dems have a history of this shit. See: Hillary, 1000 FBI files.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:37 PM (RNno0)
"Nettles."
Weirder.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)
REMOVE SCHNITZEL, REPLACE KOTLYET
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:34 PM (fA1SL)
So yes, confirmation that I am, indeed, Getting The Bullet.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:37 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:37 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (Ydx5u)
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Commies are OK. The post-Commies that Obama pursued--and laughed at Romney for--they aren't.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:38 PM (vDqXW)
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Venus will be pegging Uranus."
Leave Moochelle and Obama out of this!!!
*sigh*
actually there is going to be a very nice crescent moon visible tonight. Venus in the west just after sundown, and a bright Mars rising about midnight, give or take.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 12:38 PM (k1TUh)
I always thought Peggy Bundy was hot.
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (+lOpA)
That club is bigger than you might think.Katey Sagal was a hottie.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (10vO4)
We've turned it into a pegging thread. And I'm partly culpable.
I'm sorry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (UiRxW)
Your punishment awaits.
https://tinyurl.com/y7d2cfv3
Posted by: Hope Solo at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (kqsXK)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydab3nh6
You'll have to ask Jwest for reviews.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:35 PM (RNno0)
$45000 for a shirt???? At that price it had damn well better have Christina Hendricks' boobies straining at the buttons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (10vO4)
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{just shaking head}
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)
My interest in perversion is usually limited to one item a month.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
So it's the Age of Aquarius?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (7LY+6)
We're google not a bunch of leftist autocrats, I might feel sorry for them.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (mk7Bj)
But what about the children of coler Mary??
Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (/qEW2)
Yeah, but these c-beams were glittering in the ButtHauser Tunnel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (k1TUh)
$45000 for a shirt???? At that price it had damn well better have Christina Hendricks' boobies straining at the buttons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018
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At that price it should have Christina in it, yes and a squad of hot Norwegian girls who come over once a week to launder it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:41 PM (YWG/U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You didn't miss the $250,000 jeans, did you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:41 PM (+cu3S)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
lol, some days it's frightening I have a security clearance
Posted by: Mr. Soros at July 18, 2018 12:41 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JTB at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (V+03K)
Got it, thank you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (JQveK)
Didn't he also say it also like our 9/11 too?
Posted by: DanMan at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (roQNm)
Is that because it costs so much?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (uLuPn)
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I'm at the point that I don't care that Russia hacked the DNC. I hate the Democrat party. I want to see them destroyed. It's not like they *actually* are an American group.
I would like to see the entire DNC investigated for the *kompromat* the Russians may have gotten on them, though.
The country's fate DEPENDS ON IT!!!
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (vDqXW)
Not sure if Nunes is on this trail, per se, or not. Even more curious about what, if anything, the IC IG is doing on this - seems like his territory.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (QDnY+)
Well, yeah...
Who knows what his true allegiance is? If he was on a DS media outlet, he's probably an Iranian embed or some such.
Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (7LY+6)
Getting there.
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (+lOpA)
When Fannie and Freddie were selling the junk bonds relabeled as AAA, they had so much money they bought "all the lobbyists", to lobby, or paid others to not lobby (the infamous stand down, so often used to let criminals skate). Raines testified they could leverage 50:1 and be fine ... he got his tens of millions in bonuses (so did Gorelick) and we all paid for it, the crooks remained in charge, BigBanks got even bigger and are now TooBigToFail or Jail.
We have to jail them and their dirty cops. But Trump reading his hostage statement "I misspoke, I meant to say 2+2=5 ... not 2+2=4." ... makes me really wonder WTF. Maybe he read it that way to show he didn't mean it, but was satisfying his lawyer or some such? idk There is certainly faked intel used to destroy Trump, since those guys are being fired.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (bT8Z4)
My interest in perversion is usually limited to one item a month. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (roQNm)
That makes your examination of each thorough. Commendations.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (Bdeb0)
It's frightening to think brennan had a security clearance and used it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I'd bet he still has one.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (10vO4)
So it's the Age of Aquarius?
Posted by: Anon
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Hey, what am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Jupiter at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (+cu3S)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (o2MD2)
Huh. Same here.
Well, if by "month" you mean "every 10 minutes or so"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (7LY+6)
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I knew the deaf activists had gone round the twist when they started shaming deaf children and their parents for obtaining cochlear implants.
As if in this age of medical miracles, they owed to the "cause" to just remain deaf.
Insane.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (UiRxW)
It always used to seem so cruel to hear people ask guys what their fiance's mother looks like.
Turns out it's probably 95% accurate in predicting the future.
This one's for you...Check Out Her Mama by Johnny Winter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfIjhVqAF1Y
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (/qEW2)
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Citizen! You're not allowed to teach the mate-selection part of the Evolution that libs vow belief in!!
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (vDqXW)
I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor
and the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was our Pearl Harbor.
Didn't he also say it also like our 9/11 too?
Posted by: DanMan at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM
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To be fair, I imagine Talking Head meant that this was the Pearl Harbor for our generation, or for this administration. Still stupid, of course -- nobody died, no ships or buildings were destroyed -- but you can sort of see what he thought he was saying.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (YWG/U)
I would like to see the entire DNC investigated for the *kompromat* the Russians may have gotten on them, though.
The country's fate DEPENDS ON IT!!!
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (vDqXW)
The russians have been rat fucking with the USA and our Elections for 75 years. It's to bad they stopped teaching history in the left wing "education" system..And I agree with you 100%
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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I think that might be said of almost everyone in the Obama administration.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (+cu3S)
it has already inspired popular folk songs like "Praise the Lord, and pass the fjattungslokigbrittalafakki."
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (7LY+6)
"You saw a man today both ill-equipped to be President, and a man clearly not loyal to his country's best interests.
Gang, this is a crisis.
Americans of all political stripes must speak out against him."
So, what did the Dogeater do yesterday?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (ctuyM)
Paul Sperry just wrote that Clinton campaign counsel hired Crowdstrike to do extremely dubious IT report on "hacking" of DNC, at the same time he hired ..... Fusion GPS to do the "dossier".
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (QDnY+)
I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor and
the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was our Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (10vO4)
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{just shaking head}
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (vDqXW)
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Pearl Harbor? We lived through it! By the skin of our teeth!
Posted by: We Are The Survivors Of Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (Pqytn)
Or is it all clicks, moral posing and herd popularity to them?
I know the answer. But Jesus they are playing with fire.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (roQNm)
Is that because it costs so much?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM
Why do I get the feeling that I'm digging myself into a hole?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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I think that might be said of almost everyone in the Obama administration.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (+cu3S)
Amen to that bother
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (Ydx5u)
Wow. Not even 20 years and we've forgotten already. <Bows heads and silently weeps for our country.>
Posted by: Sept 11, 2001 at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (jxbfJ)
Cruel to be kind. In the right measure.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (Bdeb0)
Venus in the west just after sundown, and a bright Mars rising about midnight, give or take"
So it's the Age of Aquarius?
Posted by: Anon
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Hey, what am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Jupiter at July 18, 2018
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You're hogging all the moons in the Solar System -- 12 more were discovered just this week. Be quiet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:46 PM (YWG/U)
To be fair, I imagine Talking Head meant that this was the Pearl Harbor for our generation, or for this administration.
Our generations Pearl Harbor would be 9/11.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:46 PM (10vO4)
It's frightening to think brennan had a security clearance and used it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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I think that might be said of almost everyone in the Obama administration.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (+cu3S)
Amen to that bother
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (Ydx5u)
Not to mention a certain Sec. State (who will never be POTUS, btw) and her staff never completing the security clearance training.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2018 12:46 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM
Well, for some values of fat.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 18, 2018 12:46 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:47 PM (QDnY+)
sigh. how soon they forget.
Posted by: Jupiter at the Zenith at July 18, 2018 12:47 PM (NmR1a)
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If I wanted to be charitable, I could give them the benefit of the doubt to mean "our generation's Pearl Harbor." I don't, and I'd rather laugh at them, but I could.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2018 12:47 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (7LY+6)
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Venus and Mars? They're alright.
Posted by: Paul McCartney at July 18, 2018 12:47 PM (vDqXW)
Me too. Their hysteria is so overdone and coordinated, like they planned it together.
The Journolist?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 12:48 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (ctuyM)
Having spent the better part of three days immersed in the Nimitz Museum during the week of the 4th of July, and now watching Battle360 videos I am happy to call bullshit on the concept of that comparison.
Posted by: DanMan at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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A couple are on a collision course, apparently. Ought to be interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (RNno0)
Only when you're aligned with Mars...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (7LY+6)
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Venus and Mars? They're alright.
Posted by: Paul McCartney at July 18, 2018 12:47 PM (vDqXW)
I was always a fan of Uranus
Posted by: Shep at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (ctuyM)
Is that Latin for Shelving Construction?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 18, 2018 12:46 PM (ctuyM)
That song is over 20 years old now, so I think it officially qualifies as "oldies"
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Sept 11, 2001 at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (jxbfJ)
We forgot the moment that a Barack Hussein Obama was allowed a place on the ballot.
Trump's just the rock cliff we bounced off on our way down.
We're still headed for the end.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (kqsXK)
OUR Pearl Harbor and the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was
our Pearl Harbor.
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If I wanted to be charitable, I could give them the benefit of the
doubt to mean "our generation's Pearl Harbor." I don't, and I'd rather
laugh at them, but I could.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously
I I was the host I would have responded "The Nazis were a nasty bunch weren't they"
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (P/aDH)
To be fair, I imagine Talking Head meant that this was the Pearl Harbor for our generation, or for this administration.
Our generations Pearl Harbor would be 9/11.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018
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True enough. Then Talking Head probably meant (but did not articulate) that it was Pearl Harbor for all people who hate Trump.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (YWG/U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (fA1SL)
I believe the hiring of Nellie Ohr also occurred immediately after Rogers' move.
At a quick glance, just using common sense, this crap certainly seems to line up pretty clearly - and there was zero finesse involved. Issue is documenting the crimes, if any (improprieties are legion and de facto), I suppose.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (QDnY+)
A Riverside CA gun store owner has harsh words for Sacha Baron Cohen after he says he caught the actor showing up to his business in disguise and under false pretense, and it was all caught on surveillance video.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (7LY+6)
Indifference fosters a dangerous status quo. I'd agree with that. That's why we're in such deep shit. But there's nothing wrong with impartiality such as a judge or jury is expected to show: impartially hear each side first, then render a judgment. The problem is that the activists don't want that since they don't want each side to be heard. They'd more accurately state their view as "opinions other than mine should be illegal".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr)
What do they need immunity from? Are they going to hand over the DNC server?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (QDnY+)
Nellie Ohr and her mysterious Ham radio operators license
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (yL25O)
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What's a little child rape between friends?
Posted by: Bob Mueller at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (VmfMP)
So it looks like Mueller is trying to get immunity for the Podestas... Dang...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr)
Sure, immunity for those guilty of the most severe crimes in an attempt to prosecute someone as close to Trump as you can get. Must have learned this trick from Comey/McCabe who handed out immunity like it was halloween candy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2018 12:53 PM (jxbfJ)
What do they need immunity from? Are they going to hand over the DNC server?
To testify against Manafort
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:53 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr)
So only democrats get immunity ha? Oh PDT will have a field day with that one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:53 PM (Ydx5u)
523
too funny
A Riverside CA gun store owner has harsh words for Sacha Baron Cohen
after he says he caught the actor showing up to his business in
disguise and under false pretense, and it was all caught on surveillance
video.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018
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Did he bring Isla Fisher, his wife, along? Then I want to see the video.
No Isla, no care.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:53 PM (YWG/U)
So it looks like Mueller is trying to get immunity for the Podestas... Dang...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr)
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Legal protection for Clinton-connected Dems? That's usually a tell that an "investigation" is wrapping up.
Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2018 12:53 PM (Pqytn)
I usually say I fear that Trump is a speed bump, not a course correction.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:54 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (Ydx5u)
The enemy of our enemy........
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 12:54 PM (o2MD2)
Not to mention a certain Sec. State (who will never be POTUS, btw) and her staff never completing the security clearance training.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Wouldn't have mattered if they had. They believe that rules and laws are for the little people, not for them.
Anyway, Hillary Clinton knew damn well that she was not supposed to be removing classified markings from documents and then e-mailing them over an insecure server. She just figured that if anybody found out about it and it became a problem, then she'd just do what she always does: lie.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 18, 2018 12:54 PM (fqUgw)
Paul Sperry just wrote that Clinton campaign counsel hired Crowdstrike to do extremely dubious IT report on "hacking" of DNC, at the same time he hired ..... Fusion GPS to do the "dossier".
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (QDnY+)
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I found Sperry. I was just saying this last night:
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Without the DNC and DCCC servers ... the GRU allegedly gained access to--Mueller is not able to present physical evidence in court to prove a crime even occurred. Where is the underlying evidence? His indictment is a political farce
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Uh. I thought it was just as good that the FBI was emailed what Crowdstrike represented as "images"?
So much of the Mueller indictments aren't going to court--and Mueller doesn't want them to go to court. Because he's got SHIT! His Flynn case--not even withstanding the confession--will blow apart like tissue paper in court. He can't try the Russian firm that is begging him to try them.
The only way any of this will fly is the Dem's other prong: *activist* judges, who think that the law just should do this other thing it does not do.
Were I not already to have a healthy fear of the shenanigans of black-robed oligarchs, I would have no fear of Mueller doing anything.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:54 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:56 PM (I83yK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 12:56 PM (o2MD2)
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... CNN.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 18, 2018 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksb3KD6DfSI
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:58 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2018 12:58 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 12:59 PM (7HtZB)
On the other hand, she's great at slam dancing after she's had a few martinis.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 18, 2018 01:01 PM (GXOTw)
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I dunno. Seems pretty clear to me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 18, 2018 01:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: eleven
I had managed to fend off any imagery so far in this thread, then suddenly Peg is pegging Al.
Charleton Heston voice: Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!"
Thank goodness this is willowed.
Posted by: mindful webworker - brain bleach required at July 18, 2018 01:01 PM (U/u2R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (RNno0)
Moons in collision? Sounds like doing The Bump at the nudist colony.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 01:02 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Chris M at July 18, 2018 01:04 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: PhilDirt at July 18, 2018 01:05 PM (oMAyT)
Diets don't work because the dieter eventually reverts back to the eating pattern that made them a chunky monkey.
If you actually change your diet instead of going on a diet, you might find some success.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 18, 2018 01:54 PM (1hM1d)
Blessings on all those who pray for others. I always think of it as one of the most selfless acts people do.
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