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Open Thread: Die Hard Turns 30
Interesting piece about the novel Die Hard was based on. Nothing Lasts Forever was a sequel to The Detective, which itself was made into a movie starring Frank Sinatra as the titular detective.
The sequel was literally dreamed up when the writer fell asleep while watching the Towering Inferno. Sinatra was too old to reprise the role by then, so the name was changed from "John Leland" to "John McClane" and offered to Arnold Schwarzenegger, who turned it down. A bit of trivia you probably already know: the scene where Hans, pretending to be "Bill Clay," meets John McClane wasn't in the original script. They only wrote that sequence after hearing Rickman's version of an American accent. And maybe after realizing that it's, what's the word, insane to never have the hero meet the villain face-to-face until the final confrontation. I've seen them talk about Rickman's "American accent;" they claimed it was "great." I guess they mean it was hilariously bad? Seriously, he does not sound American at all. I guess it's funny but it kind of makes McClane look pretty dumb for even pretending along with this nonsense. Regarding Die Hard With a Vengeance: You probably know this, but the reason the ending of that film was choppy and look like it was a rush-job filmed only an afterthought is because it was a rush-job filmed only as an afterthought. In the original version of the movie, "Simon" actually escapes after the cargo ship detonation. Only three years later would we see McClane finally track down Simon and confront him. That original ending can be seen here. It's not good. So both endings of that otherwise-good movie are bad. One important legacy of Die Hard: A young British author was inspired by the sight of McClane's barefoot heroics to write his own story of barefoot heroics. That author? JRR Tolkien. "The Hobbit" was conceived as "Reverse Die Hard in a Mountain," another "siege" action-thriller, with the dwarven crew of thieves as the heroes and the dragon, a scaly Mr. Nakatomi trying to guard his loot, as the villain. "The Hobbit" was also made into a movie, cashing in on the popularity of Die Hard.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at July 13, 2018 07:40 PM (gLylO)
Posted by: Jmel at July 13, 2018 07:42 PM (g0oil)
And I agree with those who said it was the best Christmas movie ever.
Posted by: moki at July 13, 2018 07:43 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: ro-man at July 13, 2018 07:43 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2018 07:43 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 13, 2018 07:44 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: Redenzo at July 13, 2018 07:44 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 07:45 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Rod 'Bouncy' Rosenstein at July 13, 2018 07:45 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: guy in an air duct at July 13, 2018 07:46 PM (L9nK5)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 07:46 PM (+OYy0)
If you disagree, you don't get a beer.
And it is pretty dang hot right now. So think about what you are going to say next.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 13, 2018 07:47 PM (UsCnO)
so Germans blew up the yokomoko (?) top floor to get away with the bearer bonds ... making it look like a terrorist attack.
Well Merkel's stasi criminals are corrupt, but who blew up the trade center buildings and what was being covered up? (or the OK city building, same questions) ...
or, who blew up our FBI/CIA to cover up the Clinton crime syndicate ... ? The Soviets got the "destroy America" ball rolling, but who are the real crooks now?
so many plots, so many movies ... wake me up when Hillary/Mueller are in prison, or swinging.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 07:47 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 07:48 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: ro-man at July 13, 2018 07:48 PM (RuIsu)
Maybe. The Chlamydia Koala Phoenix Team may at least lessen the pain.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 07:49 PM (qul7b)
And it is pretty dang hot right now. So think about what you are going to say next. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
it's down to 92 ... and "now I've got a machine gun".
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 07:49 PM (bT8Z4)
I hope when Trump gets back from meeting with Putin he fires Rosentstein for trying to embarrass him and playing politics.
Hopefully someone asks Putin about these preposterous charges.
If I were Putin I would say the following...
"These charges are baseless and malicious.
If
the so called Department of Justice would like to proceed with this
farce, my administration will call for a hearing in the General Assembly
of the UN, there the so called Department of Justice will make a
presentation of the evidence they have collected, I will send legal
emissaries to listen and ask questions of the so called prosecutors and
investigators of the so called Department of Justice.
If the
presentation and cross examination shows compelling evidence that
Russian citizens committed these alleged crimes, I will personally
deliver them to the US authorities for trial."
I bet Roesenpenis balks at that scenario.
This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 07:50 PM (UfMVm)
Funny, but true comment from "The Babylon Bee":
OT-Kamala Harris Reiterates Strong Support For Separating Families At Border Of Birth Canal
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 07:50 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: J.R.R. Tolkien at July 13, 2018 07:51 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Usntakim at July 13, 2018 07:51 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2018 07:52 PM (V+03K)
Ah, how careless use of time machines can muck up our literary legacy!
Thank the stars that the Star Wars documentaries weren't tampered with.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2018 07:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2018 07:52 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2018 07:52 PM (V+03K)
You're confusing it with "Lie Hard." That's the FBI training film.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 13, 2018 07:53 PM (js55S)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2018 07:53 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Usntakim at July 13, 2018 07:53 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 13, 2018 07:54 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2018 07:52 PM (2NqXo)
Vaseline on the lens, and lots of it.
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 13, 2018 07:54 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:54 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 07:54 PM (+OYy0)
I hope when Trump gets back from meeting with Putin he fires Rosentstein for trying to embarrass him and playing politics.
Just wait until your father gets home and hears about this
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 07:55 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 13, 2018 07:53 PM (js55S)
--LMAO
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 07:55 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 07:45 PM (YPqbH)
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Die Easy: With a Penumbra
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 07:55 PM (U2JkK)
Posted by: kallisto
I thought that was Basic Instinct.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 07:55 PM (9KY9j)
I think since Chicago Jesus did a mic drop at the end of his term, PDT
should say"Yippe-Kay-Ya M*ther F*ckers!" at the end of his.
Posted by: Jmel at July 13, 2018 07:42 PM (g0oil)
2025 is a long way down the road.
Quick, tell this to a Leftie. Their heads are exploding like teen-age zits.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 13, 2018 07:55 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Usntakim at July 13, 2018 07:55 PM (0OmEj)
And no mention of whether it's a Christmas movie or not?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2018 07:43 PM (4ErVI)
"Home Alone" is a kid's version of "Die Hard" and no one questions whether "Home Alone" is a Christmas movie.
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2018 07:56 PM (Izzlo)
That is one steaming pile of shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 07:56 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 07:56 PM (CJOtA)
barefooting
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azIytXgdggA
Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2018 07:56 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: What is that, Musk? at July 13, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 13, 2018 07:56 PM (PzBTm)
_______________
She was beautiful when she was young, but the effect was probably spoiled as soon as she opened her mouth. (To speak, that is).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2018 07:56 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 07:56 PM (pHfeF)
I hope when Trump gets back from meeting with Putin he fires Rosentstein for trying to embarrass him and playing politics.
Hopefully someone asks Putin about these preposterous charges.
If I were Putin I would say the following...
"These charges are baseless and malicious.
If
the so called Department of Justice would like to proceed with this
farce, my administration will call for a hearing in the General Assembly
of the UN, there the so called Department of Justice will make a
presentation of the evidence they have collected, I will send legal
emissaries to listen and ask questions of the so called prosecutors and
investigators of the so called Department of Justice.
If the
presentation and cross examination shows compelling evidence that
Russian citizens committed these alleged crimes, I will personally
deliver them to the US authorities for trial."
I bet Roesenpenis balks at that scenario.
This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 07:50 PM (UfMVm)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx
Kreplach, the worthless stack of smelly dogshit, the Rs, will object first. Rosenswine will not have to say anything. Rosenswine and the rest of the traitors. Wall. High velocity lead poisoning. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 13, 2018 07:57 PM (hrRsI)
Better watch out, Truth's father is known to be a prick to guy's who take liberties.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 07:57 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 13, 2018 07:57 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 07:57 PM (+OYy0)
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2018 07:57 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Lisa at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Lisa and Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Lisa at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Lisa and Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Lisa at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Lisa at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
Bureaucratic witch hunt gnome ... calling press conference in Trump's big moment ... obvious attack. Pure "save the fake narrative" moment of sedition.
That's as psycho as that little gif clip of Strzok -- doing his possessed eyes, gay head shake thing. Or maybe not gay, just crazy/demonic.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DpEis)
Some cop movies, the good guy never runs out of bullets... until he needs that last one to kill the head villain wherein he runs out and has to use a flying scissor kick and a shoelace to subdue his nemesis. But in Die Hard, he simply never loses all his blood. He just develops bad headaches.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (6eEQ+)
That is one steaming pile of shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 07:56 PM (UfMVm)
Yeah. With Richard Gere as an IRA terrorist. That was a trainwreck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 07:59 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 07:59 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: What is that, Musk? at July 13, 2018 07:59 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:59 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 08:00 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2018 08:00 PM (Izzlo)
I think the exact moment I began to hate Gorge Bush the shitty president was he allowed Clinton-stooge Sandy Berger to get away with stealing documents.
The Republicans, too. They let the Clinton Crime Family get away with that.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 13, 2018 08:00 PM (YkwEd)
Posted by: zeera at July 13, 2018 08:00 PM (sZx4g)
His role as the sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves is still a delight to watch. He was hilarious.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2018 08:00 PM (7oRwq)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:59 PM (DpEis)
Mmmm, some of the best surprise boobs I have ever seen in a movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:00 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:01 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
He is a terrorist. Much blood is on his...
we'll say "head".
Posted by: United Gerbil Front at July 13, 2018 08:01 PM (9KY9j)
Not many, I gather.
Posted by: girldog at July 13, 2018 08:01 PM (g5YYQ)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 08:01 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2018 07:52 PM (2NqXo)
Moonlighting was a great show. I wish it was available to stream
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2018 08:01 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2018 08:00 PM (7oRwq)
Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe or a sword?
BECAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:02 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: What is that, Musk? at July 13, 2018 07:59 PM (UdKB7)
Any requests? What's that? Oh, that's one of my old favorites.
I'll kick it off, Pete...
Posted by: Lisa at July 13, 2018 08:02 PM (DuAZ5)
Pull me close, try and understand.
Desire is hunger is the fire I breathe.
Love is a banquet on which we feed.
Come on now, try and understand, the way I feel under your command.
Take my hand, go undercover.
Trump can't hurt us now.
He can't hurt us now, he can't hurt us nowowowow.
Because the night belongs to lovers.
Because the night belongs to us.
Posted by: Lisa at July 13, 2018 08:02 PM (DuAZ5)
Hold me close, try and understand.
I work all day sending texts to you.
And break my back typing 302's.
Come on now, try and understand, the way I feel when I'm in your hands.
Take me now as the sun descends.
Trump can't hurt us now.
He can't hurt us now, he can't hurt us nowowowowow.
Because the night belongs to lovers.
Because the night belongs to us.
Posted by: Pete at July 13, 2018 08:02 PM (DuAZ5)
I noticed the Hobbit thing at the end, and I was like, wait, did Ace mention the Hobbit and I missed it when I glanced at his post?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 13, 2018 08:02 PM (YkwEd)
And the fucked up part is that he was literally caught red handed stealing and shredding.
I mean open and shut, bloody knife in hand with a confession note in his socks and....
...HE FUCKING SKATED!!!!
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 08:03 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 08:01 PM (DpEis)
She was in the sequel (no nudity, alas.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:03 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 08:03 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 08:03 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 08:03 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2018 08:00 PM (7oRwq)
Is that the one where he stabs the prisoner and then starts talking about Spanish Steel ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 08:04 PM (CJOtA)
They say we're young and we don't know, we won't find out until we grow.
Posted by: Lisa at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
52
Well I don't know if all that's true, 'cause you got me, and baby I got you.
Posted by: Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
53
Babe, I got you babe. I got you babe.
Posted by: Lisa and Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
54
They say our love won't pay the rent. Before it's earned, our money's all been spent.
Posted by: Lisa at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
55
The sequel will have Lena Dunham as the Nakatomi Plaza
Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (8ikIW)
56
I guess that's so, we don't have a plot. But at least I'm sure of all the things we got.
Posted by: Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
57
Babe, I got you babe, I got you babe.
Posted by: Lisa and Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
58
I got flowers in the spring.
I got you to wear my bling.
Posted by: Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
59
And when I'm sad, you're a clown.
And if I get scared, you're always around.
Posted by: Lisa at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
60
Don't let them say your wife's been wronged.
'Cause I don't care, with you I can text long.
Posted by: Lisa at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
61
Then put your little hand in mine.
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb.
Posted by: Peter at July 13, 2018 07:58 PM (DuAZ5)
I'm verklempt. Excuse me for a minute.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 13, 2018 08:04 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:04 PM (pjfl0)
Rickman was very good in that.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 08:05 PM (UfMVm)
The Republicans, too. They let the Clinton Crime Family get away with that.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook
I feel like such a chump for defending him all those years. Although 2007-2010 was really just out of hatred for the media.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 08:05 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2018 08:05 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 08:05 PM (DpEis)
One of the worst films in the history of cinema is a Bruce Willis film called The Jackal.
That is one steaming pile of shit.
Posted by: Kreplach
Jack Black got his hand blown off and then blown to bits in that movie. So its got one thing going for it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2018 08:05 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at July 13, 2018 08:05 PM (AoK0a)
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Loved his Lord Of The Rings, Lord Of The Flies, and Harry Potter trilogy ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2018 08:06 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: zeera at July 13, 2018 08:06 PM (sZx4g)
Seeing the sidebar mention of the Iroquois lacrosse team, I looked up lacrosse and hurling on Wikipedia. Hurling has been played in Ireland since ancient times, while lacrosse was played by the Iroquois in North America and predates the European discovery.
The two sports seem oddly similar. Could this be evidence of contact centuries before the Age of Exploration? There is an Irish legend of St. Brendan discovering lands to the west which predates Leif Erickson and the Vikings.
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2018 08:05 PM (20X6f)
Just for that scene alone it gets a star. One measly star.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 08:07 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:07 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 13, 2018 08:07 PM (6eEQ+)
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Loved his Lord Of The Rings, Lord Of The Flies, and Harry Potter trilogy ...
Posted by: ShainS
I thought Jeff Goldblum wrote Lord of the Flies.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 08:08 PM (9KY9j)
Yes, but it's his cousin he stabs. Then nonchalantly walks away praising spanish steel. God I still laugh and I bet I have seen that movie 20 times.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2018 08:08 PM (7oRwq)
I hope when Trump gets back from meeting with Putin he fires Rosentstein for trying to embarrass him and playing politics.
I read the chicken bones last night and it is my prediction.
Also, ass boil Sessions shall be fired at the same time.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 08:08 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 08:08 PM (DpEis)
That is one steaming pile of shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 07:56 PM
The original is a great movie.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2018 08:08 PM (2NqXo)
shitty president was he allowed Clinton-stooge Sandy Berger to get away
with stealing documents.
The Republicans, too. They let the Clinton Crime Family get away with that.Posted by: Soothsayer
right ... so how dirty is the Bush Syndicate? He seems like great buddies with Bill, despite the Clinton ... sedition/treason ... Bush had to know about the give away (sale) of our military tech to China ... and more recently of the fake Foundation ... they are all in on the globalist "new world order" ... they are in "the club", till death do them part.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 08:08 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:07 PM (pjfl0)
I liked the first one a lot. The second is so so.
Fun films though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:09 PM (WFySA)
Oh goodness I love that movie!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2018 08:09 PM (7oRwq)
We give the movie No Thumbs Up.
Posted by: Siskel -n- Ebert at July 13, 2018 08:09 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 08:08 PM (DpEis)
And for that we're all grateful.
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2018 08:09 PM (Izzlo)
Do all of you folks have working time machines but me?
I put the Hobbit down in the late 70's, bored me to tears. More a Heinlein/Burgess et al type.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 13, 2018 08:09 PM (RHEDC)
Jack Black got his hand blown off and then blown to bits in that movie. So its got one thing going for it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2018 08:05 PM (20X6f)
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That's Jack's best role ever. Close second: when that punk rock kid burns him with lightning in the X-Files.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 08:09 PM (U2JkK)
No cell phones.
Oh, you could write around it, have Hans bring a cell jammer, but unless you explain it to kids their (natural) reaction is "Why doesn't he just call for help on his cell phone?" I suppose you'd have to shut down wi-fi too.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 13, 2018 08:09 PM (bQXMb)
That is one steaming pile of shit."
Watch "The Day of the Jackal". It's great, and exactly like the great Forsyth book.
Posted by: Buzz at July 13, 2018 08:10 PM (qBi+5)
Live. On TV. Mr Rosenstein, you're fired.
Posted by: What is that, Musk? at July 13, 2018 08:10 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 08:08 PM (DpEis)
Check out the 'Epic Rap Battles of History' of Tolkien vs Martin.
'I cut my teeth in the trenches of the Somme, you LARPED your Santa Claus ass through Vietnam!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:10 PM (WFySA)
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Isabella Rossellini was the best thing about that movie.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2018 08:11 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 08:11 PM (+OYy0)
Posted by: Jack Black's thumbs blown sky high at July 13, 2018 08:11 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 08:11 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 13, 2018 08:11 PM (RHEDC)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2018 08:11 PM (2NqXo)
Actually, Catherine Bell as Rossellini's body double was the best thing in that movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:13 PM (WFySA)
About 90% of the movies I watch have no cell phones. The weird thing is - the movies would all be over in the first 5 minutes if they had the things.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 13, 2018 08:13 PM (RHEDC)
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Lisa Page Testimony Highlights Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein Lied To Chairman Devin Nunes The Last Refuge
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 08:13 PM (y3aQB)
No cell phones.
Oh, you could write around it, have Hans bring a cell jammer, but unless you explain it to kids their (natural) reaction is "Why doesn't he just call for help on his cell phone?" I suppose you'd have to shut down wi-fi too.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 13, 2018 08:09 PM (bQXMb)
Is that actually a problem though? I mean I've seen a lot of old movies and shows where there is older technology than from when I was born and it's never confused me. I'm from the time when you could just dial someone's number on the phone always. But the concept of a switchboard operator never brought me any confusion.
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2018 08:13 PM (lKs2v)
Some more FLOTUS pr0n:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5952057
Some idiot protestor pictures in there too, acting stupid at Trump's golf course in Scotland. And some pictures of Melania with the Queen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:13 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: schizoid at July 13, 2018 08:13 PM (b7EeR)
right ... so how dirty is the Bush Syndicate? He seems like great buddies with Bill, despite the Clinton ... sedition/treason ... Bush had to know about the give away (sale) of our military tech to China ... and more recently of the fake Foundation ... they are all in on the globalist "new world order" ... they are in "the club", till death do them part.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 08:08 PM (bT8Z4)
And let's not forget the Bush Federal Election Commission ignoring the fact that Obama's 2008 campaign disabled the security features on its website to allow foreign campaign contributions, such as from "Doodad Pro". Nope, nothing to see here.
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 08:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: zeera at July 13, 2018 08:14 PM (sZx4g)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 13, 2018 08:15 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Skip
nah ... at best Rosie thinks taking down Trump on fake charges would be better for "the state", better to have DeepState run things since voters are too stupid.
"True Believer" can mean different things ... true believer in commie like control, or true believer in "we the people" control of government?
At worst (most likely) Rosie knows about Hillary's sedition, Obama's sellout, Trump's complete innocence, and all about the frame job going on. He is saving his own ass and that of the DeepState ... those are "his boyz" ... he cares nothing about we the people, we are deplorable.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 08:15 PM (bT8Z4)
First of all, fuck you. You lost to Obama asshole.
Next, show me this fucker actually said that. Make a public statement yourself.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2018 08:16 PM (Hb4mP)
I was around when there were switchboards and party lines, but that changed pretty quickly.
I had a kid ask me for the time (probably a year ago now) and I told him it was a quarter to 4. The look on his face was priceless. I might has well have said it's spatula green drumstick.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 13, 2018 08:16 PM (RHEDC)
To wit:
9-3-2013 - "Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush will present the National Constitution Center's (NCC) 2013 Liberty Medal to Hillary Clinton during a Sept. 10 ceremony in Philadelphia, one day before the first-year anniversary of the terror attacks in Benghazi, Libya while Clinton was secretary of state..."
That's who the Bush family actually is. Globalists of the first order. My blood boils when I think how unified those families were and are and the facade they erected.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 13, 2018 08:17 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:17 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2018 08:17 PM (UdKB7)
I feel like such a chump for defending him all those years. Although 2007-2010 was really just out of hatred for the media.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 08:05 PM (9KY9j)
Ditto.
I actually had a couple of lib guys who had come around to W. They were impressed with how he handled 9/11, and other stuff.
Bush's second term was hell. Heard a lot of grief. After Obama was elected, I didn't show my disdain for the Socialist with No Life Experience. The politics talk decreased. Then, and I remember it clearly, got a long text in the early summer of 2016. Hey, LeftCoast, how about that Trump? I responded positively, and a slew of nasty crap, which we are now all familiar with, texted back. Guess he had been hanging out with his political buddies, all of which are Lefties.
Continued that way throughout the campaign. And yes, I did have fun on the evening of Nov 8, 16. But it got ugly and never changed. One of these guys, he later let on, got a lot of his info from Rachael Muncher. Seriously, he would try to use the stuff he saw on her show to be factual.
I tried a couple of times to have conversations that were fact based, but it was useless.
To this day, I get crap about Russia-Putin-Stormy-etc-etc-etc. I've quit responding. I do send a meme once in a while. But the conversations are over. And that is sad.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 13, 2018 08:17 PM (UsCnO)
The original is a great movie.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2018 08:08 PM (2NqXo)
Entitled Day of the Jackal, just like the book.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2018 08:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 13, 2018 08:17 PM (CDETr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2018 08:05 PM (20X6f)
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That's Jack's best role ever. Close second: when that punk rock kid burns him with lightning in the X-Files.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 08:09 PM (U2JkK)
Jack Black must have been f*cking Harvey, too.
Posted by: golfman at July 13, 2018 08:17 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2018 08:18 PM (rnAwa)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5952057
Some idiot protestor pictures in there too, acting stupid at Trump's golf course in Scotland. And some pictures of Melania with the Queen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:13 PM (8O3HH)
The Queen is a short lady.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:18 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: Swallows at July 13, 2018 08:18 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 08:19 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 08:19 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: jasper at July 13, 2018 08:19 PM (Evws/)
*shit on the window? WTF?*
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2018 08:18 PM (rnAwa)
That was the German pron flick that Rickman did when he was young.
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2018 08:19 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:19 PM (pjfl0)
Prince Philip, her hubby and a royal Archie Bunker has made similar observations, saying the family needs to get some taller genes mixed in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:20 PM (8O3HH)
*shit on the window? WTF?*
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2018 08:18 PM (rnAwa)
Hans was smelling toast right that moment. It was a stressful day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:20 PM (WFySA)
I went to see it alone, and for a couple of hours I was able to experience tremendous relief being able to escape from reality owing to that wonderful movie.
For that reason alone it will always be in my Top 10 favorites of all time ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2018 08:20 PM (BiLU+)
She was fetching...
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 08:20 PM (DpEis)
Karl: [mouthing silently] Asian Dawn?
Hans: [covers the radio] I read about them in Time magazine.
Now you understand socialists.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2018 08:20 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:22 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: John McClane at July 13, 2018 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
Some more FLOTUS pr0n:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5952057
Some idiot protestor pictures in there too, acting stupid at Trump's golf course in Scotland. And some pictures of Melania with the Queen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:13 PM (8O3HH)
The slags protesting actually look marginally better (and healthier) than our retards.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2018 08:22 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 08:23 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 08:23 PM (+OYy0)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 08:15 PM (bT8Z4)
Given all that, seems to me he's picking the side that will probably lose. At the very least, his position is one that the Deep State will gladly forfeit in it's quest to retain some control....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 13, 2018 08:23 PM (5AVMW)
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2018 08:23 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 13, 2018 08:24 PM (Evws/)
Sergeant Al Powell's mistake with the kid leads him to doubt himself, until he is visited by terrorists on Christmas eve and learns to kill again without hesitation.
How is that not a valuable lesson about the True Meaning of Christmas?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 08:24 PM (y87Qq)
Rosenpenis could easily be Barney Fife, little skinny guy with pretensions. Picture him in Barney's uniform.
But the big difference is Barney was very likable.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:25 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:22 PM (pjfl0)
I was about to write 'Jasper's a lover, not a fighter.' but that is so very wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:25 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 13, 2018 08:25 PM (cvabZ)
Posted by: John McClane at July 13, 2018 08:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tweeker Dogfucker at July 13, 2018 08:25 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: jasper at July 13, 2018 08:25 PM (Evws/)
Well, if Die Hard or the Hobbit are ever remade with female leads, Tarantino should definitely be in the director's chair. He could show the female hobbits getting a shave along with their pedicure.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 08:27 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 08:27 PM (zNgi3)
Posted by: toby the beagle at July 13, 2018 08:27 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:27 PM (pjfl0)
Our big scheme goes blooey because of an interloper we couldn't possibly plan for.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 13, 2018 08:28 PM (TPaJb)
Posted by: Snowy the Dog at July 13, 2018 08:28 PM (qul7b)
The modern day FBI with cellular technology is still incompetent, see Las Vegas, Florida School Massacre, Pulse Night Club, San Bernadino, etc.
You can literally tell the FBI you're crazy and are going to shoot up a school and they will do nothing about it.
You can literally tell the FBI straight up, these brothers are bad news, you might want to keep an eye on them.
Die Hard is a real life depiction of the incompetence of the FBI.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 08:28 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 08:23 PM (bT8Z4)
There were definitely some leftist #NeverHillary voters. I'm sure some of them ended up voting for Trump, because both Sanders and Trump were anti-establishment candidates. We don't know how many there were, but I think they were a factor.
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 08:28 PM (pHfeF)
They get their feet shaved? Do they at least leave a landing strip?
Posted by: Bildo Saggins at July 13, 2018 08:28 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 08:29 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:30 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 08:30 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Chico Escuella at July 13, 2018 08:30 PM (Px1d1)
Posted by: Simplemind at July 13, 2018 08:30 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 08:31 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 08:28 PM (UfMVm)"
True dat.
Ahead of its time.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 13, 2018 08:31 PM (yN/cP)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:31 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 13, 2018 08:33 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Chico Escuella
I don't recall Ellis (not so) secretly being in on the heist while pretending to be a hostage.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 08:33 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2018 08:33 PM (UdKB7)
I knew that's what Rosenstein's indictments were for, fodder for the TDS collusion to continue.
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 08:34 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 08:34 PM (U2JkK)
I want to see a video of Juan making that pronouncement of it's bullshit all the way down.
Enough of this government by handlers shit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2018 08:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 08:34 PM (VWE5i)
Not me, thank goodness. I smelled a con right away.
Posted by: PJ at July 13, 2018 08:35 PM (qlTN9)
After a vast backlash from transgender activists, Scarlett Johansson has now pulled out of her role as a transgender man in Rub and Tug, a new film regarding a massage parlor. Johansson told Out magazine:
Posted by: Swinging Varmint at July 13, 2018 08:35 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 13, 2018 08:36 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:36 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 08:36 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2018 08:33 PM (UdKB7)
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Spite and being a heteful old "Mavericky" bastard will apparently keep one ahead of the Reaper for quite some time. The guy always wins in the end though.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 08:36 PM (oXwsm)
Old Mavericks never die, they just nasty away.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:37 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 08:37 PM (sdi6R)
Timothy Olyphant was a really good bad guy.. And of course there was the "hot Asian chick"...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 13, 2018 08:38 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:38 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2018 08:38 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 08:36 PM (oXwsm)
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He's afraid too pay his end of the bargain he made.
Ya can't welch forever ya old mummy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 08:39 PM (U2JkK)
I haven't shopped Amazon since May.
Someone got my card info (dedicated card for remote purchases only - it is in a lock box) and started charging. How the hell did they get my info?
Called Amazon, they went through it and promptly did a refund.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2018 08:39 PM (JGVnY)
That bastard shouldn't move forward another day
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 08:39 PM (SiINZ)
BTW, watch some Roy Rogers movies from the 40s. Dale was hot!
Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2018 08:40 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2018 08:40 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2018 08:41 PM (JGVnY)
Juan McStain is sitting in a darkened room in a whole body condom, hair and nails uncut, teeth rotting, surviving on generic Ensure cut with Summer's Eve and a bottle of aspirin a day, watching endless reels of Obama pressers, muttering to himself My Precious, My Precious...
Posted by: Snowy the Dog at July 13, 2018 08:41 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at July 13, 2018 08:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 08:34 PM (pHfeF)
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I'm thinking that this whole mess is and has to continue on the Rosen/Mueller front because too many documents with information they want to keep buried are off limits due to "ongoing investigation ".
They know they have dug themselves into a hole. They just have no choice but to keep digging, or the whole charade falls apart.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 08:42 PM (oXwsm)
Yet more DM Melania pr0n:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5952269
Since I'm such a good virtuous boy who never things naughty thoughts, I didn't notice the nice rear view of FLOTUS in her somewhat tight pants getting in the SUV.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:42 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2018 08:42 PM (UdKB7)
It's all about how you handle your sources. Sometimes you have to meet force with force to get your source's rich, thick, creamy information to erupt from their soft centers. Other times you have handle them gently, slowly coaxing that sticky information out for oral processing...
Posted by: Ali Watkins, NYT Reporter with Great Debriefing Skills at July 13, 2018 08:42 PM (Ta69/)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:43 PM (pjfl0)
"McCain's Tumor Says John McCain Can't Move, Period."
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2018 08:43 PM (2NqXo)
Weekend At Johnny's: 2 Senate staffers discover that John McCain has passed in his sleep but they concoct a wacky scheme to keep the gravy trail rolling.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 08:43 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: a man who was cast to get a rub and tub from scarjo but is now having second thoughts at July 13, 2018 08:43 PM (Qe84+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:42 PM (8O3HH)
Neither did I.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:43 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Hey, I'm shredding as fast as I can!
Posted by: Freddie Bungler at July 13, 2018 08:44 PM (JGVnY)
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Which is why it'l lalways be my favorite Christmas movie.
My hatred for the FBI, otherwise known as Fucking Bureaucratic Idiots is so complete I will not watch any movie or show that even remotely paints those shitty shitted up shitweasels of shit in a semi-positive light.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 08:44 PM (+dsLj)
If Gowdy and Ghomert and the rest of those preening asshats referred Strzok and Page to the federal prosecutor for charges, that'd be one thing but if some 'Jerry Springer' hearing is all that comes about, well fuck those guys in particular.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 13, 2018 08:44 PM (tKil8)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 08:44 PM (+lOpA)
I was reading #walkaway twitter feed and this woman posted this:
Renee Torres-
"You Trumpsters better hope that liberals never get control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so f...ing hard for all of this shit.
Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner.
We're going to repaint Air Force One, pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible."
I would expect there will be many tweets like this during Brett Kavanaugh"s confirmation, so
sharpen up your voting finger for the mid-terms because these people will destroy this country.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 08:44 PM (PvFoN)
==
ace's time machine
what can't it do
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 08:44 PM (hMwEB)
John McCain is a worthless peice of fish excrement of the lowest order.
I piss in his general direction!
That is all.
Posted by: Killerdog at July 13, 2018 08:45 PM (43VTL)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 08:45 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2018 08:45 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:17 PM
Ditto. And they drank like Morons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2018 08:45 PM (Ja30+)
Juan McStain is sitting in a darkened room in a whole body condom, hair and nails uncut, teeth rotting, surviving on generic Ensure cut with Summer's Eve and a bottle of aspirin a day, watching endless reels of Obama pressers, muttering to himself My Precious, My Precious...
Go on.....
Posted by: Killerdog at July 13, 2018 08:46 PM (43VTL)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 08:46 PM (2DOZq)
A little off topic, but has anyone noticed the remarkable resemblance of Peter Strzok to Tony Perkins, aka Norman Bates, at the end of the movie Psycho? Just a bit creepy.
Posted by: MichiCanuck at July 13, 2018 08:46 PM (qplvQ)
Posted by: a man who was cast to get a rub and tub from scarjo but is now having second thoughts at July 13, 2018 08:46 PM (Qe84+)
I was reading #walkaway twitter feed and this woman posted this:
Renee Torres-
"You Trumpsters better hope that liberals never get control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so f...ing hard for all of this shit.
Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner.
We're going to repaint Air Force One, pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible."
I would expect there will be many tweets like this during Brett Kavanaugh"s confirmation, so
sharpen up your voting finger for the mid-terms because these people will destroy this country.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 08:44 PM (PvFoN)
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Well, she sure seems nice.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 08:47 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:43 PM (pjfl0)
They have zero concept of it. But I don't think 1999 is even on their radar. Everything before Barry was bad is about all they know
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 08:47 PM (SiINZ)
Do note the shots and video of Melania playing "bowls". What they heck is that. Something similar to bowling.
She played in those sky high heels. And note how she deftly keeps her skirt from revealing too much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:47 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 13, 2018 08:47 PM (K7hjJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:47 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)
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I suspect that if *ANYONE* tried to make a Die Hard movie without Bruch Willis while Bruce Willis is still alive and ambulatory, then torches, pitchforks, and pine tar would be produced in short order.
Posted by: junior at July 13, 2018 08:48 PM (WfuXB)
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Hey sugar tits, howsabout you shut the fuck up and go do something useful, like making me a nice sammich.
But first, you will blow me.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 08:48 PM (+dsLj)
Renee Torres-
"You Trumpsters better hope that liberals never get control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so f...ing hard for all of this shit.
Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner.
We're going to repaint Air Force One, pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 08:44 PM (PvFoN)
If the Left ever gets back into power again they will be out for bloody revenge on anybody who ever opposed them. They are insane with rage and hate.
It's nice to hear them come right out and say it.
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Toad-O at July 13, 2018 08:48 PM (cct0t)
Spoilers:
In the book, Anton Gruber really was a terrorist. He wanted money to fund his terrorist activities. And "Holly" is Leland's daughter, not his wife. She does not survive. Gruber pulls her down out of the building with him through the window on the 33rd floor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 13, 2018 08:48 PM (I3yXU)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 08:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 13, 2018 08:49 PM (43VTL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 08:49 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 08:47 PM (oXwsm)
She sounds like a lady with a stable family life, two kids and a dog. Weekly church goer. Volunteers down at the homeless shelter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:49 PM (WFySA)
So what was the purpose of having Strzok and Page testify anyway? Was it
to give everyone an eyeful of the dirtbag fixer in all of this, or was
there more to it?
If Gowdy and Ghomert and the rest of those preening asshats referred
Strzok and Page to the federal prosecutor for charges, that'd be one
thing but if some 'Jerry Springer' hearing is all that comes about, well
fuck those guys in particular.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 13, 2018 08:44 PM (tKil
Well, brace yourself because all their time and our money bought was soundbites for the politicians. And quite an embarrassing spectacle from all parties involved. No prosecutions. No justice.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2018 08:49 PM (D3cJf)
In the original Die Hard, the reporter Dick Thornburg (played by the same guy who was Walter Peck in Ghostbusters) put the McClaines in danger by airing a broadcast at Holly's home, which lead Gruber to find out that Holly and John were married. And in the second film, Dick broadcast out the predicament that the planes were being held hostage.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2018 08:50 PM (Ta69/)
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Can never be said enough. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his nostrils.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 08:50 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)
Patterns of Force, IIRC.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 08:50 PM (WFySA)
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Mark Meadows on Twitter: "Remarkably, we learned new information today suggesting the DOJ had not notified Lisa Page of Congress' outstanding interview requests for over 7 months now. The DOJ/FBI appear to be continuing
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 08:51 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2018 08:51 PM (BiLU+)
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He was Acosta before Acosta was Acosta.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 08:51 PM (+dsLj)
Well according to that video, Melania beat Theresa May's husband at this "bowls" game.
So, she beats the dude at a game she's probably never played before, and in those sky high heels.
Who does that say more about?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:51 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:51 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 08:52 PM (+lOpA)
13-year-old mean girl vote.
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 08:52 PM (VWE5i)
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Gee, May's husband is a soyboy, who would have thought.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 08:52 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 08:52 PM (2DOZq)
That would be impossible.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 08:52 PM (+lOpA)
I'm sure Data could cite them from memory.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 13, 2018 08:52 PM (9BLnV)
- ace
I was thinking he sounded a lot like The Dread Pirate Roberts or Robin Hood.
Last half of the post was a revelation. This will be a future topic for the in-house movie critic.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 13, 2018 08:53 PM (26aeI)
Well according to that video, Melania beat Theresa May's husband at this "bowls" game.
So, she beats the dude at a game she's probably never played before, and in those sky high heels.
Who does that say more about?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:51 PM (8O3HH)
That explains this then, those pasty, frail Brits:
https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1017888807721553920
Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2018 08:53 PM (Ta69/)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)
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Apologies if this is already within the context of discussing the FAB (haven't read the entire thread), but I always thought of that episode when I imagined Hillary being President.
Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2018 08:53 PM (BiLU+)
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This will change your mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yuZKAdvxJU&t=77s
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 08:54 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)
Patterns of Force, IIRC.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
It had a good moral at the end too. Turns out, the Nazi planet was visited by an Earth scientist who thought that the Nazi system was efficient at organizing a society, but the "right people" weren't in charge and he could "do it right". Turns out, totalitarian systems are inherently evil and there are no "right people" who can change that.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 08:55 PM (9KY9j)
But McClane wasn't fooled, he duped Hans into revealing himself...
Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at July 13, 2018 08:55 PM (NCK0q)
So anyone here ever tried maple candy??
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 08:55 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 08:55 PM (VWE5i)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 08:55 PM (9KY9j)
Commies Everywhere: WRONG!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 08:56 PM (SiINZ)
If I was lawn bowling with Malania I'd let her win too.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 08:56 PM (bbuvx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yuZKAdvxJU&t=77s
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 08:54 PM (+dsLj)
Thank you thank you. I just bookmarked that little gem.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 08:56 PM (+lOpA)
Here's the video of Melania playing bowls. It was all at some children's hospital in Chelsea, and there's footage of her with the children.
Then it cuts to her playing bowls. That May's husband next to her, and he makes Barney Fife look like Schwarzeneggar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2KVNNm1PjI
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 08:56 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 13, 2018 08:56 PM (l9m7l)
That would be impossible.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 08:52 PM (+lOpA)
I'm sure Data could cite them from memory.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia probably could.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 08:57 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: Born Free at July 13, 2018 08:57 PM (gfAUR)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2018 08:58 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: J.R.R. Tolkien at July 13, 2018 07:51 PM (1FhAQ)
I say old boy, that Great War was quite a bit of a dustup, eh wot?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 13, 2018 08:58 PM (n9EOP)
I have two words for Melania:
Sticky Wicket.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 08:58 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 08:58 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 08:58 PM (eMKNe)
Crack was over the top and then Crank 2 was just ludicrous.
I want to see them raise the stakes exponentially.
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 08:58 PM (VWE5i)
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I thought John Wick 2 was kinda silly until I saw the Trump version. Now I'm eagerly awaiting the sequel.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 08:59 PM (+dsLj)
sad
I like senators that have not been captured ... by the leftist mafia.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 08:59 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 13, 2018 08:56 PM (l9m7l
Blasphemy!
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 08:59 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 13, 2018 08:59 PM (tKil8)
Don't do it.
Once is all it takes to get addicted. Next thing you know you are sucking dicks behind the local Tim Horton's hoping you'll get another fix before canada finally wins back the Stanley Cup.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 09:00 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: KWDreaming at July 13, 2018 09:00 PM (Ula5x)
Today (July 12), Morgan was dubbed an "idiot" and "incompetent" by anti-Donald Trump protester Ash Sarkar.
"How many people did he deport? Why didn't you protest him?" asked Morgan, before adding: "You don't even know what your hero Obama did."
Sarkar replied: "He's not my hero. I'm a communist, you idiot!"
First just keep flooding Limey land with these wogs and see how it works out. Second, I doubt that any commie doesn't see Barry as a hero
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)
No cell phones.
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I've seen similar comments about the book Neuromancer. It's a novel set in the not too distant future that has an important conversation that takes place when someone gets in touch with the protagonist by calling the public pay phones that the protagonist is standing next to at the airport.
Public pay phones? At the airport?
Huh?
Posted by: junior at July 13, 2018 09:01 PM (1NFf8)
Crack was over the top and then Crank 2 was just ludicrous.
I want to see them raise the stakes exponentially.
Posted by: Downcast
[Jason Statham picks up phone]
Voice on the phone: If you don't get struck by lightning on the dick every 30 seconds, a tactical thermonuclear device implanted in your chest will detonate!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 09:01 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 13, 2018 09:02 PM (+F0Wk)
Seriously, the weirdest guy you've ever met? There is much, much weirder out there building dioramas and watching Star Trek.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 13, 2018 09:02 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 13, 2018 09:03 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 13, 2018 09:02 PM (+F0Wk)
Bob's Burgers. My favorite show on TV now.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 09:03 PM (pjfl0)
Second, I doubt that any commie doesn't see Barry as a hero
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)
The real commies think Obama didn't go far enough.
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 09:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 08:55 PM (eMKNe)
Yes, it is very sweet. If you want to try it go for the real stuff, not the artificially sweetened junk you find in chain stores.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 13, 2018 09:03 PM (pMjGG)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 09:03 PM (/qEW2)
Huh?
Posted by: junior at July 13, 2018 09:01 PM (1NFf
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I haven't seen one anywhere in at least 5 years. Cops are glad they're gone, because dealers used them a lot.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 09:03 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 09:04 PM (pHfeF)
Crack was over the top and then Crank 2 was just ludicrous.
I want to see them raise the stakes exponentially.
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 08:58 PM (VWE5i)
If it's exponential, shouldn't that be Crank 4?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 13, 2018 09:04 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2018 09:04 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 13, 2018 09:02 PM (YPqbH)
Yeah but there's no way possible somebody could know all the shafts and conduits and everything. Can't be done.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 09:04 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 09:05 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 09:06 PM (pHfeF)
I'd call this blasphemy, except Hobbit Die Hard would be substantially more entertaining and sensible than what we actually got.
Posted by: trev006 at July 13, 2018 09:06 PM (S6rSu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)
The real commies think Obama didn't go far enough.
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 09:03 PM (sdi6R)
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Yes, and that includes about half of Dams left in the Party, after the great moderate purge of the last 16 years, today.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 09:06 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Caliban at July 13, 2018 09:07 PM (QE8X6)
moon over vermont, gotcha. I found a website, Fuller's Sugar House, that makes maple candy and is located in Vermont. Of course shipping to California is $15 minimum, so if I order I guess I better order a lot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:07 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 13, 2018 09:07 PM (Rfh7L)
Joel Silver, the producer of Die Hard, saw Rickman in London when he played the original Valmont in les liaisons dangereuses. Silver thought he was so good in that role that he offered him the role of the villain in Die Hard.
Ironically, he never got to play Valmont in the movie - that part, of course, went to John Malkovich.
I miss Alan Rickman.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 13, 2018 09:07 PM (5dqAY)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 09:07 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 09:07 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:08 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 07:48 PM (r9UYA)
Not exactly; FBI was portrayed as being predictable with only one play in their playbook. Hans exploited that predictability.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 13, 2018 09:08 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 13, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen
Out on video cassette by the Christmas shopping season.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 09:09 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 13, 2018 09:09 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:08 PM (eMKNe)
Well-made and well-acted, although the characters made typical stupid horror movie bad decisions
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 09:10 PM (hMwEB)
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And the proceeded to shoot the hell out of McClane while there were still civilians around him, can't remember who was shooting though, it was either Johnson or Johnson.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 09:10 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:10 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: McCain's Brain at July 13, 2018 09:10 PM (UdKB7)
Good night all.
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 09:10 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: McCain's Brain at July 13, 2018 09:10 PM (UdKB7)
Only thing McCain's Brain can't control anymore is his own bowel movements. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:11 PM (eMKNe)
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Yeah I remember getting a VHS tape around then.
Shit, I can't remember the last time I've seen a VHS tape too. I guess that's what happens when you finally turn 29.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 09:11 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 09:11 PM (pjfl0)
Fuller's Sugar House is in Lancaster, NH. My preferred source for maple goodness.
Posted by: fluffy at July 13, 2018 09:12 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 09:04 PM (pHfeF)
He goes on rants about illegals and other things but has a complete blind spot on the FBI, DOJ and anyone or thing with a badge and he's convinced the Russia did something to the election. He'll spend the whole show ranting about Russia and no one should question the FBI because they are just trying to get to the truth. He's tweeted that Mueller is a patriot. He's also obsessed with Limbaugh and Hannity because they just tell us what we want to hear.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 09:12 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:12 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 13, 2018 09:12 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 09:07 PM (oXwsm)
Hah. Who amongst* us has never said the same?
*Shut up, chrome. 'Amongst' is a word.*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 09:13 PM (Z7Ner)
And the proceeded to shoot the hell out of McClane while there were still civilians around him, can't remember who was shooting though, it was either Johnson or Johnson.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen
Johnson Johnson was right.
Posted by: Olsen Johnson at July 13, 2018 09:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:13 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:13 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at July 13, 2018 09:14 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 09:10 PM (+dsLj)
No relation.
Posted by: Black Johnson at July 13, 2018 09:14 PM (Z7Ner)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 09:11 PM (+dsLj)
Same, but that's just because I've moved on to Laserdisc.
*puts on mirror shades*
*roars off on Ninja 900*
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:14 PM (y87Qq)
Shit I control the sewers and the subways too. No one takes a dump on this planet without me knowing it.
Posted by: McCain's Brain, Under The Plastic Dome at July 13, 2018 09:15 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 13, 2018 09:10 PM (+dsLj)
No relation.
Posted by: Black Johnson
Stop stealing our schtick.
Posted by: Buster Bunny and Babs Bunny at July 13, 2018 09:15 PM (9KY9j)
Seriously, I never got an LD player and still wish I had. In fact I look at used ones from time to time at eBay. I want to get the Star Wars IV/V/VI original editions on LD.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 13, 2018 09:16 PM (Rfh7L)
Posted by: Boris Johnson at July 13, 2018 09:16 PM (8O3HH)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd2b8vzx
Real family business, kids and all help out in the store. No idea on their shipping costs however since I usually walk down there when I want something.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 13, 2018 09:16 PM (pMjGG)
Posted by: Little Lupe at July 13, 2018 09:16 PM (Tyii7)
Renee Thomas-
"We're going to replace Confederate statues with BLM Leaders & Mexican immigrants.
Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after that we fumigate the WH, we're repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee center...."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 09:17 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:17 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2018 09:17 PM (wBzi3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:15 PM (eMKNe)
I've never owned a Laserdisc player, mirror shades, or GPZ900. I was just goofing.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:17 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 13, 2018 09:17 PM (RuIsu)
"We're going to replace Confederate statues with BLM Leaders & Mexican immigrants.
Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after that we fumigate the WH, we're repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee center...."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 09:17 PM (PvFoN)
Isn't that the first chapter of the Turner Diaries?
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 13, 2018 09:18 PM (Rfh7L)
Posted by: Renee Thomas at July 13, 2018 09:19 PM (Tyii7)
"We're going to -
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 09:17 PM (PvFoN)
(narrator)
But she would do absolutely none of those things.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:19 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:19 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Boris Johnson at July 13, 2018 09:20 PM (8O3HH)
I'd call this blasphemy, except Hobbit Die Hard would be substantially more entertaining and sensible than what we actually got.
Posted by: trev006 at July 13, 2018 09:06 PM (S6rSu)
I wonder if anyone has attempted to cut Jackson abomination into the Rankin and Bass animated movie plot? I remember seeing that all the time growing up. I loved that animation style. There's one they did called "The Flight of Dragons" which I thought was really well done.
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2018 09:20 PM (lKs2v)
Renee Thomas tweets are hilarious, but scary because the hate is real.
Renee Thomas-
"We're going to replace Confederate statues with BLM Leaders & Mexican immigrants.
Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after that we fumigate the WH, we're repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee center...."
Posted by: redridinghood
Meanwhile the name of Papa John is removed from stadiums.
Posted by: Olsen Johnson at July 13, 2018 09:20 PM (IqV8l)
"We're going to -
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 09:17 PM (PvFoN)
(narrator)
But she would do absolutely none of those things.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:19 PM (y87Qq)
But a helicopter ride changed all of that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 09:20 PM (SiINZ)
Which lead me to the subtle and understated marvel that is "Kung Fury".
Thank you oh so very much.
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 09:21 PM (VWE5i)
It will be called "Die Hard, Literally"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 13, 2018 09:21 PM (+F0Wk)
Jingle Jangle Jingle, by Kay Kyser:
https://tinyurl.com/plaa63m
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 09:21 PM (Z7Ner)
Yeah but there's no way possible somebody could know all the shafts and conduits and everything. Can't be done.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 09:04 PM (+lOpA)
Here laddie, hold me scotch.
Posted by: Montgomery Scott at July 13, 2018 09:22 PM (VFat/)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 09:22 PM (9KY9j)
So anyone here ever tried maple candy??
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 08:55 PM (eMKNe)
Yes. Got some that was kinda like compressed maple sugar when I was on a first grade field trip eons ago.
More recently, got some maple hard candy at the Holmes County Fair a few years ago.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 13, 2018 09:23 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 13, 2018 09:23 PM (x9tR0)
Renee Thomas tweets are hilarious, but scary because the hate is real.
Renee Thomas-
"We're going to replace Confederate statues with BLM Leaders & Mexican immigrants.
Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after that we fumigate the WH, we're repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee center...."
Posted by: redridinghood
Is this real? We really need to stop rewarding and enabling the dangerously mentally ill and personality disordered.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 13, 2018 09:23 PM (Qe84+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:23 PM (eMKNe)
"We're going to replace Confederate statues with BLM Leaders & Mexican immigrants.
Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after that we fumigate the WH, we're repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee center...."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 09:17 PM (PvFoN)
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I heartily encourage them to let their hate freak flags fly. They are helping the #walkaway movement more than they could possibly know.
Their voters are about 40% the centrist/moderate variety, who mostly reflexively vote Dem because they always have. This sorta hate flowing should cut that 40% down significantly, if they keep it up through 2020 and beyond.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 09:24 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 09:24 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at July 13, 2018 09:24 PM (Tyii7)
The Hobbit was a bedtime story Tolkien made up for his children, in the
1940's... he stared writing the Rings trilogy in the trenches in WWI...
around 1915....
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 08:11 PM (DpEis)
Tolkien started writing what would become The Silmarilion during WW1. When he couldn't get any of it published(too dark) he wrote The Hobbit in the same general setting. A big success. Then he tried again to get the Silmarilion stuff published, and they said no, we want more hobbit stuff. So he wrote The Lord of the Rings, again in the same setting but with more connections to the Silmarilion stuff. With the success of the LotR they finally published the Silmarilion after his death.
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2018 09:25 PM (SV/HG)
To me it is like reading someone who just got done watching District 9, 2012, and Ghost In The Shell.
Survival of the richest: the wealthy are plotting to leave us behind https://cnb.cx/2JeezuB
I did like this part however:
The Event. That was their euphemism for the environmental collapse, social unrest, nuclear explosion, unstoppable virus, or Mr. Robot hack that takes everything down.
This single question occupied us for the rest of the hour. They knew armed guards would be required to protect their compounds from the angry mobs. But how would they pay the guards once money was worthless? What would stop the guards from choosing their own leader? The billionaires considered using special combination locks on the food supply that only they knew. Or making guards wear disciplinary collars of some kind in return for their survival. Or maybe building robots to serve as guards and workers - if that technology could be developed in time.
This was interesting also:
They were amused by my optimism, but they didn't really buy it. They were not interested in how to avoid a calamity; they're convinced we are too far gone. For all their wealth and power, they don't believe they can affect the future. They are simply accepting the darkest of all scenarios and then bringing whatever money and technology they can employ to insulate themselves - especially if they can't get a seat on the rocket to Mars.
Suddenly I have the urge to watch: Rick and Morty - Look Who's Purging Now
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 13, 2018 09:26 PM (YRXy3)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 09:29 PM (+lOpA)
I'm watching Charlie Sheen play a supergenius radio astronomer who picks up the wrong signal and now he's being chased by aliens in Mexico.
And it's Dia de los Muertos, just like it's always Dragon Dance parade time in any movie Chinatown on any given day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 09:29 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Dick at July 13, 2018 09:29 PM (SRarZ)
social unrest, nuclear explosion, unstoppable virus, or Mr. Robot hack
that takes everything down.
The Singularity?
maybe?
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 13, 2018 09:29 PM (x9tR0)
Renee Thomas-
"We're going to replace Confederate statues with BLM Leaders & Mexican immigrants.
Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after that we fumigate the WH, we're repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee center...."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 09:17 PM (PvFoN)
Renee Thomas, or Torres?
Either really unhinged or it's a troll account. Good way to make a mailing list, though.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 13, 2018 09:31 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Olsen Johnson at July 13, 2018 09:20 PM (IqV8l)
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Which makes me think she might actually get the Lefty mob to fight for these things. They are unhinged.
The Socialist, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is their savior and Maxine will be leading the charge.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 09:31 PM (PvFoN)
Happy to help. I probably should have mentioned I don't actually like the stuff, way too sweet for my tastes. My dad however loves it, and that local shop is where we buy it for him.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 13, 2018 09:32 PM (pMjGG)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 09:29 PM (+lOpA)
I have a copy. I like reading it. I read it a bit. I have not and probably will never finish it. And I read Neal Stephenson.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:33 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 09:34 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 09:35 PM (/qEW2)
Either really unhinged or it's a troll account. Good way to make a mailing list, though.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 13, 2018 09:31 PM (di1hb)
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Renee Torres
@ReneeLTorres
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 09:35 PM (PvFoN)
She sounds like she's smoked far more than her fair share of Pall Malls.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:36 PM (eMKNe)
"Mauled and Appalled"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:36 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 09:34 PM (pjfl0)
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I tried to Bing image her, just to see how high up on the scale were the crazy eyes on this one. Too many matches.
Is she a Judge?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 09:37 PM (oXwsm)
She sounds like she's smoked far more than her fair share of Pall Malls.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:36 PM (eMKNe)
I understand Mel Torme attributed his velvet throat to maple candy.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 13, 2018 09:37 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:37 PM (rYk7m)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 09:35 PM (/qEW2)
That's one of those universal Joseph Campbell stories right there. Every culture has a myth of the Bruce Willis who prevented MoMe attendees from being dipped in food coloring.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:37 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:37 PM (eMKNe)
@ReneeLTorres
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 09:35 PM (PvFoN)
She has a brother named Clint
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)
The Socialist, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is their savior and Maxine will be leading the charge.
..........
I am envious of the SAW gunner, repelling their assault.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 13, 2018 09:38 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 09:29 PM (+lOpA)
I have a copy. I like reading it. I read it a bit. I have not and probably will never finish it. And I read Neal Stephenson.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:33 PM (y87Qq)
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I've heard it was so densely written it was practically unreadable. I once read a few pages. Seemed like a religious allegory, but I found it too dry. And once again, we get Tolkien's weird fascination with jewelry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 09:38 PM (/qEW2)
- "I love fighting this thing. Leftist faces are always so soft, fatty and easy to punch."
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 09:39 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 09:29 PM (+lOpA)
The biggest thing to remember about the Silmarillion is that it is- almost without exception- unrelentingly bleak. Not bleak like George RR Martin, but rather tragic and sad.
Remember that what Tolkien wanted to highlight or explore was the idea of Goodness, Courage and Honor in the absence of a Savior. Good men and women fighting the good fight, knowing they would lose.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 09:40 PM (Z7Ner)
Posted by: Cosda at July 13, 2018 09:40 PM (gPBNw)
Meet The Drag Queens And Kings Who Hate Trump
Newsweek
Published on Jul 13, 2018
Drag queens and kings rallied in London to protest
President Donald Trump's visit to the U.K.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xugsOoVBXE
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 13, 2018 09:41 PM (YRXy3)
Posted by: Mega at July 13, 2018 09:41 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Cosda at July 13, 2018 09:40 PM (gPBNw)
'Said I never had much use for one. I never said I didn't know how to use one.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 09:41 PM (Z7Ner)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 13, 2018 09:42 PM (Qe84+)
Die Hard is one of my favorite films. It might be just about perfect as the archtype of an action movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 13, 2018 09:43 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 09:38 PM (/qEW2)
It's neutron star-dense.
It's interesting and compelling and fascinating and lots of stuff happens and yes, it's the creation mythos for an entire world so it's for sure a religious text, but he introduces a new character or land or entity every few paragraphs and unless you grew up speaking fucking Quenya at home with your grandparents from the old country they are all indistinguishable.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:43 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: redridinghood
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EM ROADYSIXHUNNERT FOADY-FI!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' painful scalp scabs at July 13, 2018 09:44 PM (CDGwz)
>>>I have a copy. I like reading it. I read it a bit. I have not and probably will never finish it.
Coming from a Tolkien fan, the Simarillion is a tough slog.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 13, 2018 09:45 PM (R85nB)
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I want a Trump balloon with a MAGA shirt and cap on it.
Posted by: Maxine Waters' painful scalp scabs at July 13, 2018 09:47 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 13, 2018 09:45 PM (R85nB)
It really could be described in one sentence: 'And Morgoth kicked the shit out of everyone on Middle Earth.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 09:48 PM (Z7Ner)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:48 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2018 09:48 PM (SV/HG)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 13, 2018 09:49 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: Cosda at July 13, 2018 09:40 PM (gPBNw)
I thought Brian Dennehy played that role.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 13, 2018 09:50 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:37 PM (rYk7m)
Will Bruce Willis be dropping them from the 10th floor window?
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 09:51 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: X-ray
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I suspect the rights will be sold off as part of the Kenmore brand. We may never know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:52 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 13, 2018 09:49 PM (PHxng)
Gas for 74 cents a gallon dates the movie too.
Posted by: Quint at July 13, 2018 09:53 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:52 PM (CDGwz)
So there will likely be a lot of spin off cycles.
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 09:54 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 13, 2018 09:49 PM (PHxng)
Did Hard was the prono?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 09:55 PM (SiINZ)
"McCain staffer says Helsinki Summit Shouldn't Move Forward"
Fixed
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 08:29 PM (LsBY9)
As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2018 09:56 PM (eXA4G)
Was Lethal Weapon a better Christmas movie?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2018 09:56 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2018 09:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rammajamma at July 13, 2018 09:58 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2018 09:56 PM (eXA4G)
And like a good rug, ITC ties the whole thread together, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 09:58 PM (Z7Ner)
Posted by: Kindergarten Cop at July 13, 2018 09:58 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 08:03 PM (pHfeF)
No way. Everyone on that side knows it's pure unadulterated bullshit.
The Left are laughing at us because they are the ones in bed with the Russians. In fact, they probably ARE the Russians.
Trust me, they think it's absolutely hilarious that they can even create this lie, let alone repeat it every day. Watching us - the only real Americans left in the room - have to fight the made up charges keeps them lubricated.
Posted by: Mega at July 13, 2018 09:58 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2018 09:48 PM (SV/HG)
I want to HAVE read it, but it's very difficult to actually READ it. It's like trying to read a Bible*, partially translated from a language that you took in high school. There's a lot of interesting things there, but interest and desire will only get you maybe a third of the way there.
* all books plus the hymnals, Sunday school curriculum, monthly newsletter, and tax returns going back twenty years.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:00 PM (y87Qq)
428 As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2018 09:56 PM (eXA4G)
And like a good rug, ITC ties the whole thread together, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 09:58 PM (Z7Ner)
*bows extravagantly*
One other amazing thing about Die Hard is that it was made before Bruce Willis became Bruce Willis. At the time, he was the goofy hipster con-man on Moonlighting. DH made Bruce into an action movie hero overnight.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2018 10:01 PM (eXA4G)
Was Lethal Weapon a better Christmas movie?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2018 09:56 PM (fuK7c)
Hmmmm, both had nudity.
Both had gunfights.
Both had White guys and Black guys as buddies.
One had Gary Busey, the other had Alan Rickman.
Huh, they compare fairly closely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 10:02 PM (Z7Ner)
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Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:02 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 10:03 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:04 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 13, 2018 10:05 PM (vUb22)
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:02 PM (8kkL4)
With hookers there is generally a price difference.
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 10:05 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 10:06 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 10:06 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 13, 2018 10:06 PM (xFZUI)
Posted by: Mega
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The lot of them are seditious. There's no other word for it. They are domestic enemies of the Republic, working to destroy it from within.
Only a short time ago I would have shrugged off such a suggestion as hyperbole, as exaggeration, but their behavior since Trumps election have revealed the truly ugly, committed side of these people.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:06 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at July 13, 2018 10:07 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2018 10:07 PM (fuK7c)
Gay sex.
The tension between McClane and Gruber was agonizing.
Posted by: Any Atlantic Columnist at July 13, 2018 10:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Farmer at July 13, 2018 10:09 PM (yJ1e6)
Only a short time ago I would have shrugged off such a suggestion as hyperbole, as exaggeration, but their behavior since Trumps election have revealed the truly ugly, committed side of these people.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:06 PM (xSo9G)
I think especially when you compare it to their behavior BEFORE Trump's election, it all comes in to sharp focus. Look at what they did with his suggestion that it was "rigged" or that he "might not accept the results". Look at the charges that were leveled at him.
I'm not talking here about "hypocrisy". I'm talking about a really deep dive in to what these people actually must be, and you cannot mistake it.
Add in the fact that they were using our intelligence apparatus to spy on his campaign and then passing along all the important information to his opponent while leveling these charges - and you would have to be Helen Keller and dead not to see it.
Posted by: Mega at July 13, 2018 10:15 PM (rv0Fo)
Either really unhinged or it's a troll account. Good way to make a mailing list, though.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 13, 2018 09:31 PM (di1hb)
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Renee Torres
@ReneeLTorres
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 09:35 PM (PvFoN)
Her account was protected a half-hour ago, but is now gone.
I saw her rant earlier today. Unhinged is the least of it.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 13, 2018 10:19 PM (cvabZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2018 10:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 08:47 PM (oXwsm)
Sounds like she is about 1.5 kPa short of a brain aneurysm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 10:29 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Sherry Steigmann at July 13, 2018 10:38 PM (DAPp5)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at July 13, 2018 09:24 PM (Tyii7)
We need to learn her home address, and drive by every night at about 0330 in a sound truck, playing the sound of helicopter rotors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 10:43 PM (bNb8V)
I'll now raise my glass to the gentleman in the black velvet waistcoat.
Posted by: Lost My Cookies at July 13, 2018 11:08 PM (rEUxZ)
Posted by: Lost My Cookies at July 13, 2018 11:09 PM (rEUxZ)
Quiggly Down Under.
Which now that I wrote it out sounds like a porno.
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 11:18 PM (VWE5i)
Posted by: Aussie Sim at July 13, 2018 11:39 PM (EZiFO)
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Posted by: goon at July 14, 2018 12:44 AM (PEcU2)
Posted by: Mega at July 14, 2018 02:07 AM (rv0Fo)
I have a home that my ex lives in, pays property tax (not outrageous, and who just told me that he will be running a B and B out of. What is liability for him doing that?
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