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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Chess Thread 07-14-2018Victoria Ivanova As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment. Easier Problem - Black To Play (Ch. 1337) Hint: The h2 square is very weak for White r1b2rk1/pp3p1p/3p2p1/2pPp3/2PbPPnq/3B3P/PPQ3P1/R1BN1R1K b - - 0 1 More Challenging Problem - Black To Play (718 ) Looking at the position, Black realizes that he needs to do something to protect his pawn on e5. There are a number of candidate moves to do this, among them 1...f6 and 1...d6. These look reasonable. However, both of these moves are not good. Why? What unpleasantries can White inflict on him in each of these two lines? Hint: one line is an obvious fork, the other is trickier sacrificial linernbqkb1r/pppp1ppp/8/3Pp3/4n3/2P1BN2/PP3PPP/RN1QKB1R b KQkq - 0 1 Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes: (sorry for the repeat, I think this is the new one)
___________ Solutions Update Easier Problem - Black To Play r1b2rk1/pp3p1p/3p2p1/2pPp3/2PbPPnq/3B3P/PPQ3P1/R1BN1R1K b - - 0 1 2.hxg4 Qh4# or 2.Rf3 Qh2# More Challenging Problem - Black To Play rnbqkb1r/pppp1ppp/8/3Pp3/4n3/2P1BN2/PP3PPP/RN1QKB1R b KQkq - 0 1 3.Qxe4 And White's position is better. Line #2 starts with 1...f6 Also not good. White can initiate a combination with 2. Nxe5 fxe5 3. Qh5+ Ke7 If 3...g6? then 4.Qxe5+ forks King, rook, and knight. 4. Qxe5+ Kf7 5. Qxe4 In this position, it is now White who is up now up a pawn, plus he has a big lead in development, plus Black's king is exposed on f7. White is way better, and should win. Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
"King 2 calling white rook, over"
Posted by: HH at July 14, 2018 05:10 PM (mIJBI) 2
Are the picture and the first dress repeats or have I had too much to drink? And Melania is a goddess. PDT is one lucky s.o.b.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 14, 2018 05:14 PM (5vDKw) 3
Off with his head!
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:14 PM (pHfeF) Posted by: Adriane the Chess Pie Critic ... at July 14, 2018 05:14 PM (AoK0a) Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:15 PM (sdi6R) 6
Had a glass of Beaujolais Village wine for Bastille day.
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:15 PM (pHfeF) 7
She's a goddess.
Posted by: vivi at July 14, 2018 05:16 PM (11H2y) Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:16 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2018 05:16 PM (S/hVx) 10
Melania's dress is perfect.
Posted by: m at July 14, 2018 05:16 PM (CwOPz) 11
What about the black dress worn by the Wicked Witch of the West? That was pretty. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 14, 2018 05:16 PM (LA+7V) 12
Wasn't the picture at the top used last week?
Posted by: Surfperch at July 14, 2018 05:16 PM (j6XEO) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2018 05:16 PM (OjkdT) Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2018 05:16 PM (2K6fY) 15
I could find the link at Power line from the week in pictures, there is one with a split screen Melania in that dress on one side and the other with Mooch in one of those circus tent skirts, the caption was to those designers who won't make dresses for Melania, Thank you.
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:18 PM (pHfeF) 16
12 Wasn't the picture at the top used last week?
Posted by: Surfperch at July 14, 2018 05:16 PM (j6XEO) None of this week's dress pr0n are repeats from last week. I just checked to make sure. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:19 PM (+XMWj) 17
9 Pics are reruns, looks like.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2018 05:16 PM (S/hVx) No, I don't think so. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:20 PM (+XMWj) 18
Melania doesn't have the tranny bulge.
Posted by: Niblick from 150 to a back pin at July 14, 2018 05:22 PM (jymnU) 19
Daily Caller has a rundown of Melania's best looks from the past year. They are all fantastic, but the yellow Grecian chiffon dress is stellar.
Posted by: LASue at July 14, 2018 05:22 PM (Z48ZB) 20
i wonder what all the other women were thinking when Melania walked into dinner in that dress. i can guess what the men were thinking..
Posted by: IC at July 14, 2018 05:23 PM (PEJUg) 21
Problem 1:
1. ... Qg3 Threatens Qh2#. I'm don't see that White can do anything about it. (I peeked at the hint.) Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:23 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 14, 2018 05:23 PM (Lqy/e) 23
All the comments are wiped out on this screen
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:24 PM (pHfeF) 24
@17
The first one has a startling resemblance to one of last week's dresses, is what made me wonder. Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2018 05:25 PM (S/hVx) 25
i wonder what all the other women were thinking when Melania walked into dinner in that dress. i can guess what the men were thinking.. Posted by: IC at July 14, 2018 05:23 PM (PEJUg) How is she going to eat in that dress? Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 14, 2018 05:25 PM (10vO4) 26
That was the weirdest thing, lost the page so hit the title and if showed up like it would be when first. So wrote # 23
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:25 PM (pHfeF) 27
Yup, did find the repeat, and updated. Sorry about that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:26 PM (+XMWj) 28
The historic dress looks familiar from 2 or 3 weeks ago.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 14, 2018 05:26 PM (r4KP2) 29
Wait, the historic dress pic changed now. Never mind.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 14, 2018 05:26 PM (r4KP2) Posted by: Gomer Pyle at July 14, 2018 05:27 PM (mEBHl) 31
26 That was the weirdest thing, lost the page so hit the title and if showed up like it would be when first. So wrote # 23
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:25 PM (pHfeF) You probably caught it right in the middle of the update. It should be sorted out now. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:27 PM (+XMWj) 32
>>>15 I could find the link at Power line from the week in pictures, there is one with a split screen Melania in that dress on one side and the other with Mooch in one of those circus tent skirts, the caption was to those designers who won't make dresses for Melania, Thank you.
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:18 PM (pHfeF) https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8chl4lx Posted by: m at July 14, 2018 05:28 PM (CwOPz) 33
21 Problem 1:
1. ... Qg3 Threatens Qh2#. I'm don't see that White can do anything about it. (I peeked at the hint.) Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:23 PM (sdi6R) OK, 2. hxg4. Never mind. Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:28 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:28 PM (pHfeF) 35
24 @17
The first one has a startling resemblance to one of last week's dresses, is what made me wonder. Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2018 05:25 PM (S/hVx) No, you were right. It was from a couple of weeks ago, but I've changed it now. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:28 PM (+XMWj) 36
Chess Thread Yippee!
A manhattan or three in on the horizon. Dress pic #1........gloves are sexy! She looks like I just asked her if she would take a check. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2018 05:28 PM (EoRCO) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:28 PM (mEBHl) 38
OK, 2. hxg4. Never mind.
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:28 PM (sdi6R) Look at the position after 2.hxg4 and see what Black can do. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:29 PM (+XMWj) 39
YELLOW is the colour of the day for our #Pride rainbow of fashion!
SJWs ruin everything. Isn't it anachronistic for the "Fashion Museum" to suggest that an 18th century dress was meant to promote sexually perverse fads of the 21st century? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2018 05:30 PM (/qEW2) 40
Ok, preferred the repeat of the Pelisse. Nothing historic about pride week. I have no problem acknowledging pride week but it's a recent creation. When that dress was made, right or wrong pride week was never, ever considered.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 14, 2018 05:30 PM (5vDKw) 41
It's not a good thing that when I see #Pride Rainbow I immediately think of Gay Pride.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2018 05:30 PM (AllCR) 42
Yup, did find the repeat, and updated. Sorry about that.
No sweat Chief ! Who's the blonde dame in the flowered dress ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:30 PM (mEBHl) 43
I do know updates can do that, actually have seen it numerous times
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:31 PM (pHfeF) 44
36 Chess Thread Yippee!
A manhattan or three in on the horizon. Dress pic #1........gloves are sexy! She looks like I just asked her if she would take a check. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2018 05:28 PM (EoRCO) I believe that expression is where 'sour grapes' comes from. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 14, 2018 05:31 PM (ycWCI) 45
40 Ok, preferred the repeat of the Pelisse. Nothing historic about pride week. I have no problem acknowledging pride week but it's a recent creation. When that dress was made, right or wrong pride week was never, ever considered.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 14, 2018 05:30 PM (5vDKw) Except that Woodrow Wilson wore that dress on his honeymoon. Posted by: Soona at July 14, 2018 05:32 PM (fhxAP) 46
38 OK, 2. hxg4. Never mind.
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:28 PM (sdi6R) Look at the position after 2.hxg4 and see what Black can do. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:29 PM (+XMWj) 2. ... Qh4#? Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:33 PM (sdi6R) 47
Melania's dress ... Queen for a Day
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2018 05:35 PM (pV/54) 48
1740's I think England was ruled by George I, Frederick the Great was crown Prince, Louis XIV ruled France
Well maybe, not looking this up just from memory Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:35 PM (pHfeF) 49
Love the ensemble in picture #2. Women looked so classy with a nice dress, hat and gloves.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2018 05:36 PM (AllCR) 50
Ethan van Sciver has a fixation with the "Rose Tico" character from Episode 8. I sometimes wonder if OM doesn't have a similar issue with Asian Girl.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2018 05:36 PM (/qEW2) 51
2. ... Qh4#?
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:33 PM (sdi6R) And there you go! Solved. White really can't defend that h2 square. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:37 PM (+XMWj) 52
1740's I think England was ruled by George I, Frederick the Great was crown Prince, Louis XIV ruled France
And Jerry Mathers as the Beaver. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:38 PM (mEBHl) 53
Japanese chess is played on a 9x9 checkerboard.
I don't know how to play it, either ... Posted by: Adriane the Chess Pie Critic Speaking of weirdo board games..... That multi-level chess Spock paled in Star Trek.... is that a real game ? Do people play that ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:41 PM (mEBHl) 54
Yeah, I hadn't noticed the yellow dress was some sort of "#Pride" virtue-signalling thing. Oh well, I'm too lazy to look for a replacement.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:42 PM (+XMWj) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:42 PM (mEBHl) 56
What is Chess Pie ?
A Southern Accent corruption of Chest Pie. A pie that has been put in a chest to cool while protecting it from bugs ... http://www.geniuskitchen.com/ recipe/lemon-chess-pie-56941?mode=us extra space before recipe ... Posted by: Adriane the Chess Pie Critic ... at July 14, 2018 05:44 PM (AoK0a) 57
Speaking of weirdo board games.....
That multi-level chess Spock paled in Star Trek.... is that a real game ? Do people play that ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:41 PM (mEBHl) No, they played Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Posted by: Sheldon and Raj at July 14, 2018 05:46 PM (QLvwG) 58
Speaking of weirdo board games.....
That multi-level chess Spock paled in Star Trek.... is that a real game ? Do people play that ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:41 PM (mEBHl) I remember seeing rules for Star Trek Tri-Dimensional Chess online in the early days of the internet. I have no idea where they came from or who wrote them. Doubtless they're still online somewhere. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:46 PM (+XMWj) 59
1740 it was King George II
And new it was the Sun King but was Louis XV Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:46 PM (pHfeF) 60
The chess piece in the Ivanova scene has a white head and a black body. What is she trying to say? Whitehead was a philosopher. He had nothing to say about blackbody radiation.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2018 05:47 PM (/qEW2) 61
Seriously, why can't they just call it "Rainbow of fashion"? There was a rainbow of colors in fashion before gays co-opted meaning of "Rainbow" (and even men who weren't gay wore colors) and there are people who aren't gay who are interested in fashion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2018 05:47 PM (AllCR) 62
Hah: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5954517 PDT let Piers Morgan have a tour of Air Force One, then came aboard and gave him an interview. Piers wanted to sit in the POTUS chair. They wouldn't let him. Nobody sits in that chair but POTUS. And the end, Trump said, "Great to see you. Now get off my plane!" Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 14, 2018 05:48 PM (8O3HH) 63
Does anyone know about the indictment of the 12 Russians. Where's the proof of the allegations? (I know it's not necessary, because this case will never proceed/)
If the allegations are true, note that the Russian meddling was to reveal that the DNC was fucking with Bernie. Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2018 05:49 PM (pV/54) 64
A Southern Accent corruption of Chest Pie. A pie that has been put in a chest to cool while protecting it from bugs ...
Thank you. And thanks for the recipe... but I'm probably not gonna make it. I like bugs in my pie. (Now watch in some Karmic payback....I'm gonna find bugs in my dessert in the future) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:49 PM (mEBHl) 65
60 The chess piece in the Ivanova scene has a white head and a black body. What is she trying to say? Whitehead was a philosopher. He had nothing to say about blackbody radiation.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2018 05:47 PM (/qEW2) Ha! Well-played, sir. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:49 PM (+XMWj) 66
And revealing that Hillaryland had fucked Bernie is in line with the Russians wanting to promote chaos, not to elect Trump, given Hillary's inevitableness.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2018 05:50 PM (pV/54) 67
London: There were pro Trump rallies to support TGEOTUS. Pro Tommy Robinson crowds gathered and DS media interviewed a few. One woman said: 'We love our Donald. We need 'im ovah 'ere to sort out our lot.'
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 05:51 PM (mogRH) 68
58
I remember seeing rules for Star Trek Tri-Dimensional Chess online in the early days of the internet. I have no idea where they came from or who wrote them. Doubtless they're still online somewhere. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:46 PM (+XMWj) I've linked this before. It makes tri-dimensional chess look simple. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamerlane_chess Apparently it was an actual variant of chess in medieval times, before the modern rules took hold. People back then had an awful lot of time on their hands, is all I can say. Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:52 PM (sdi6R) 69
If the allegations are true, note that the Russian meddling was to reveal that the DNC was fucking with Bernie.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2018 05:49 PM (pV/54) Once upon a time John Podesta fell for a phishing scam and the Democrats turned it into a national sh* show. The end. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:54 PM (+XMWj) 70
Speaking of pie......you pecan pie lovers. What is the best pecan pie? I know people who prefer traditional crust. Others prefer graham cracker crusts.
Whole pecans or chopped? Corn syrup or non-corn syrup? A solid layer of filling or more of a liquidy, syrupy filling? Posted by: TickledPink at July 14, 2018 05:54 PM (TL2pK) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:54 PM (mEBHl) 72
First problem: 1. Qg3 PxN 2. Qh4 mate -- returning to original square.
Posted by: zombie at July 14, 2018 05:55 PM (c+2jX) 73
re: 67. Nigel Farage said you could tell by their speech that anti-Trumpers were upper class residents. The pro-Donald contingent did not have that cultivated accent.
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 05:55 PM (mogRH) 74
"Piers wanted to sit in the POTUS chair. They wouldn't let him. Nobody sits in that chair but POTUS. "
if they did, we would have weeks of the Left laughing over Piers loudly flatulating while seated in it. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 14, 2018 05:55 PM (lD3vL) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:56 PM (mEBHl) 76
London: There were pro Trump rallies to support TGEOTUS. Pro Tommy Robinson crowds gathered and DS media interviewed a few. One woman said: 'We love our Donald. We need 'im ovah 'ere to sort out our lot.'
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 05:51 PM (mogRH) -------------- Sorry lady, we're keeping him. He has done a great deal in a short time here, but he still has a 50++ year old swamp to drain, and a media to kill, among many other things to do to right our own ship. Glad you like him though. So do more than half of us. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 05:56 PM (oXwsm) 77
Here very late today so I have not looked at the comments yet. Daughter is running off to Australia for 6 weeks and the round-trip to the airport was 2+ hours.
On to the problems. Posted by: Off the reservation at July 14, 2018 05:57 PM (vWMNq) 78
"Once upon a time John Podesta fell for a phishing scam and the Democrats turned it into a national sh* show. The end."
It shows the power that the Inner Inner Circle of the Left still has. It's not constructive, only manipulative, and in the wrong hands, destructive. Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2018 05:57 PM (pV/54) 79
Love the gown Melania is wearing of course, but also the white dress OM's Secret Girlfriend is modeling too.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 14, 2018 05:57 PM (0jtPF) 80
I've linked this before. It makes tri-dimensional chess look simple.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamerlane_chess Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:52 PM (sdi6R) Egads, that board is a nightmare. I can't imagine having to remember how each of those pieces moved. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:57 PM (+XMWj) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:57 PM (mEBHl) 82
OK, I'm off for a nap.
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 05:58 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 14, 2018 05:58 PM (LA+7V) 84
Not a lawyer but you can bring charges up on anyone about the Sun not shining but that doesn't make them stick and get a conviction. And suspect Rosenstein wasn't expecting a conviction yet alone a trial so this 12 Russian crap was only a cover for other things.
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:59 PM (pHfeF) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 14, 2018 05:59 PM (LA+7V) 86
Egads, that board is a nightmare. I can't imagine having to remember how each of those pieces moved.
You didn't have to remember. That was from back in the days when you were allowed to stab your opponent. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:00 PM (mEBHl) 87
Second problem/question: if f6, then NxP, PxN and Q-h5+ wreaking havoc, chasing king everywhere, and winning back the knight (or more). If d6, then Qa4+ and QxN, winning a piece.
Black instead should either just give the pawn back and try to get developed, or do something a bit less disastrous to defend the pawn, like Bd3 or Qf3 or something. But no matter what he chooses, white is still better, because he has much more development. Posted by: zombie at July 14, 2018 06:00 PM (c+2jX) 88
There is something inherently feminine and elegant about a woman in a dress. Few articles of clothing come close to that.
Posted by: Advo at July 14, 2018 06:02 PM (By5RL) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:02 PM (mEBHl) 90
I remember seeing rules for Star Trek Tri-Dimensional Chess online in the early days of the internet. I have no idea where they came from or who wrote them. Doubtless they're still online somewhere. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine Probably written by the same guy who created Fizzbin. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2018 06:03 PM (IqV8l) 91
On the second problem, Qf6 is also really bad due to Bd3, and it's impossible defend the knight -- but if it moves, then Bg5 creates even more nightmares for black.
(In my previous comment, I meant Bd6 and Qf6 -- I still think in old-school notation.) Posted by: zombie at July 14, 2018 06:03 PM (c+2jX) 92
What were the moves leading up to the second position? Looks like White's made more moves than Black.
1...d6?? 2.Qa4+ and 3.QxN 1...f6? 2.Nxe5 fxe5? 3.Qh5+ and 4.Qxe5+. Looks like Black has to play 1...Bd6 or 1...Qe7 to protect his pawn. Posted by: bof at July 14, 2018 06:04 PM (D6AU9) Posted by: Off the reservation at July 14, 2018 06:04 PM (vWMNq) 94
We've been calling Melanias dress her "princess dress". Beautiful!
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 14, 2018 06:05 PM (PzBTm) 95
"only a cover for other things."
And to undermine Trump's meeting with Putin. Mueller will next try to gin up a connection to Trump -- "collusion in the open" based on conflating Trump's publicly asking the Russians (and the Chinese) to turn over Hillary's deleted 33,000 e-mails, something different. Rosenstein has outed himself as a tool of the Deep State. Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2018 06:05 PM (pV/54) 96
Tongo, anyone? The Ferenghi game on Star Wars. Some nerds tried to make a real version years ago, but I think they gave up. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 14, 2018 06:05 PM (LA+7V) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:05 PM (mEBHl) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:06 PM (mEBHl) 99
The lady in the blue flowered dress is standing still, her hair is still, but her dress is throwing itself into the breeze.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 14, 2018 06:07 PM (2NqXo) 100
None of the dresses are really my style. The closest is maybe the white dress. And, I think Melania looks beautiful.
But, most of those dresses are just too much dress for a short girl. Posted by: TickledPink at July 14, 2018 06:07 PM (TL2pK) 101
They sounded like characters from the East Enders. When I heard them on the radio I was so relieved. Those are the Brits I know and love.
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 06:08 PM (mogRH) 102
87 Second problem/question: if f6, then NxP, PxN and Q-h5+ wreaking havoc, chasing king everywhere, and winning back the knight (or more). If d6, then Qa4+ and QxN, winning a piece.
That's more or less right. The 1..f6 line is reminiscent of the Knight sac in Damiano's Defense 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 f6? 3.Nxe5! The position I used actually comes from a line in the Ponziano Defense 1.e4 e5 3.c3 Nf6 3.Nf3 Nc6 4.d4 Nxe4 ...which leads me to believe that 3...Nxe4 is inferior. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 06:08 PM (+XMWj) 103
"Who's the blonde dame in the flowered dress ?"
I'm pretty sure kdbabear will have more revelations of this woman soon. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 14, 2018 06:09 PM (lD3vL) Posted by: Off the reservation at July 14, 2018 06:10 PM (vWMNq) 105
One woman said: 'We love our Donald. We need 'im ovah 'ere to sort out our lot.' Sorry lady, we're keeping him. He has done a great deal in a short time here, but he still has a 50++ year old swamp to drain, and a media to kill, among many other things to do to right our own ship. We do, however, have a slightly used Obama you could have at no charge. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2018 06:10 PM (IqV8l) 106
Dang, we can't even look at antique dresses without demands to celebrate certain sexual expressions.
Posted by: Emmie at July 14, 2018 06:10 PM (4HMW8) 107
92 What were the moves leading up to the second position? Looks like White's made more moves than Black.
1...d6?? 2.Qa4+ and 3.QxN 1...f6? 2.Nxe5 fxe5? 3.Qh5+ and 4.Qxe5+. Looks like Black has to play 1...Bd6 or 1...Qe7 to protect his pawn. Posted by: bof at July 14, 2018 06:04 PM (D6AU9) The position can occur in the Ponziani Defense: 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.c3 Nf6 4.d4 Nxe4 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 06:11 PM (+XMWj) 108
The lady in the blue flowered dress is standing still, her hair is still, but her dress is throwing itself into the breeze.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey I was fascinated by the Gravity Defying Dress. Posted by: Rosasharn at July 14, 2018 06:12 PM (PzBTm) 109
Dang, we can't even look at antique dresses without demands to celebrate certain sexual expressions.
Posted by: Emmie I merely asked a question. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:12 PM (mEBHl) 110
75. Thanks JT. It's been a rollercoaster ride. I need to stabilize.
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 06:12 PM (mogRH) 111
Mels dress is awesome not white but not yellow. And she has the right color. The girl in the white dress looks like a polar bear eating marshmallows in a snow storm.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 06:13 PM (JFO2v) 112
Tongo, anyone?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 14, 2018 06:05 PM (LA+7V) Doesn't he take care of the place while the Master is away? Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:14 PM (y87Qq) 113
I was fascinated by the Gravity Defying Dress.
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 14, 2018 06:12 PM (PzBTm) I have a pair of boxers like that Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 06:14 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2018 06:14 PM (wldC6) 115
The Daily Caller has seen fit to ruin my day by announcing that Kate Upton is expecting.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 06:14 PM (oXwsm) 116
Who is that hag in the last photo? Jeez, aside from the obvious problem of no boob belt and the material appearing whispy, ladylike, and completely not curtain or couch material, I also seriously doubt she could horsecollar tackle a queen.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:15 PM (YPqbH) 117
But, most of those dresses are just too much dress for a short girl.
Posted by: TickledPink Don't they have scissors where you live ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:16 PM (mEBHl) 118
Doesn't he take care of the place while the Master is away? Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:14 PM (y87Qq) --- You reminded me that I had the Torgo theme assigned to someone on my phone a few years ago. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:17 PM (YPqbH) 119
Doesn't he take care of the place while the Master is away?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:14 PM (y87Qq) Nope not really! Peasants lollygagging near the kitchen help. Stable boys banging the maidens. Dog and cat living together. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 06:17 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: TickledPink at July 14, 2018 06:17 PM (TL2pK) 121
115 The Daily Caller has seen fit to ruin my day by announcing that Kate Upton is expecting.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 06:14 PM (oXwsm) congrats! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 06:17 PM (JFO2v) 122
That multi-level chess Spock paled in Star Trek.... is that a real game ?
Do people play that ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:41 PM (mEBHl) --- I had a set as a kid! Mine had Spock on the box cover and inside was a pretty cheap (but neat) plastic chess set with three levels. Here's a more modern version: https://geekhut.space/star-trek-tri-d-chess/ Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2018 06:17 PM (gUCYC) 123
The lady in the blue flowered dress is standing still, her hair is still, but her dress is throwing itself into the breeze.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 14, 2018 06:07 PM (2NqXo) ---------------- That woman is absolutely stunning. Moar please. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 06:18 PM (oXwsm) 124
You reminded me that I had the Torgo theme assigned to someone on my phone a few years ago. That sounds like a good ringtone. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 14, 2018 06:18 PM (LA+7V) 125
The Daily Caller has seen fit to ruin my day by announcing that Kate Upton is expecting.
Expecting what ? A phone call ? A pizza ? A bug riddled pie ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:19 PM (mEBHl) 126
I found something quite cool on youtube this week. The uploader is calling it the Carlsen Gambit.
1. e4 c5 2. a3 Everyone at my club plays Sicilian so I've been playing the London system but this turns out to be very interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfAr9TJLEnY Posted by: Off the reservation at July 14, 2018 06:19 PM (vWMNq) 127
I love to see what Melanie comes up with and am in awe of her high heels. But I suspect she'd rather dress like she did a couple of days ago in capris and shirt with jacket.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 14, 2018 06:19 PM (Lqy/e) 128
That sounds like a good ringtone.
--- It fit at the time. Contract job, annoying underling, and I knew very few people would get it if it rang in while I was on site. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:20 PM (YPqbH) 129
You reminded me that I had the Torgo theme assigned to someone on my phone a few years ago.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:17 PM (YPqbH) I'm afraid to ask how this person earned that honor. Knees? Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:20 PM (y87Qq) 130
I had a set as a kid! Mine had Spock on the box cover and inside was a pretty cheap (but neat) plastic chess set with three levels. Here's a more modern version:
So you know how to play ? How do ya get from one level to another ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:21 PM (mEBHl) 131
We do, however, have a slightly used Obama you could have at no charge.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2018 06:10 PM (IqV8l) Are you kidding? We'd pay them to take him! Or is it xer? Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 14, 2018 06:22 PM (9BLnV) 132
Expecting what ?
A phone call ? A pizza ? A bug riddled pie ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:19 PM (mEBHl) -------------- You're getting colder........... Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 06:22 PM (oXwsm) 133
Spealing of beauty:
Today, the BBC published an HILARIOUS article -- unintentionally hilarious -- about the common practice of showing pretty girls in the stand during televise sports games: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-44810404 "I was a World Cup honey shot" The article quote s litany of leftist and feminists decrying the practice, saying how sexist and patriarchal etc. etc. it is. To illustrate how horrible it is, the tell the tale of what happened to a Colombian girl who was chosen by the cameraman for a brief close-up during the previous World Cup. Brace yourself for tales of horror!: "t's known as the "honey shot" - when a conventionally attractive woman is picked out of the crowd by cameras at a sporting event. The issue has come under scrutiny during this World Cup and Fifa has said broadcasters have got to stop zooming in on "hot women". It happened to Natalia Betancourt at the 2014 World Cup game between Colombia and Brazil. Those few seconds on screen would launch a career in modelling and on TV. ...Her image was noticed by the singer Rihanna, who shared a picture of Natalia in the crowd, captioning it "Colombian cutie". "It was a fun moment, but I thought that was it - a few seconds of fame and a nice Twitter interaction with a pop star I admire." When Natalia returned to Colombia from the tournament in Brazil, she wasn't prepared for what would happen next. "That image opened the doors of the media for me," she explains. "I had nothing to do with that world before, I owned a construction supplies company with my boyfriend." Within months, she was on the front cover of men's magazines. "I took part in the Colombian edition of the reality TV show Dancing with the Stars," says Natalia. "That was a game changer; afterwards I became more comfortable and relaxed being in the media." She's since worked with a number of Colombian brands and now models for an international hair care company." Why -- they ruined her life! Made her rich and successful! Even more comical, the BBC decided to illustrate this article with photos of (wait for it) HOT CHICKS IN THE STANDS, because having those photos is the only way to get people to click on the link! So they shot themselves in the foot, proving by their own editing choice the necessary rationale for focusing on hot chicks in the first place. A double own-goal. Posted by: zombie at July 14, 2018 06:22 PM (c+2jX) 134
I'm afraid to ask how this person earned that honor. Knees?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:20 PM (y87Qq) --- Ha. No, he was Paul Ryan levels of gay. Fit. Sorry, fit. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:22 PM (YPqbH) 135
That sounds like a good ringtone.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 14, 2018 06:18 PM (LA+7V) I have a special ringtone for wife. Work with many cocksuckers, asswipes, ne er do wells, and weasels and would never give them a special ringtone. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 06:23 PM (JFO2v) 136
Had a Torgo-themed screen saver back in the day complete with that herky-jerky Torgo-themed theme and T-Go uttering "The Master does not approve of burn in!".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2018 06:23 PM (gUCYC) Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 06:24 PM (JFO2v) 138
How do ya get from one level to another ?
Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:21 PM (mEBHl) hyperspace Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 06:25 PM (JFO2v) 139
"The Master does not approve of burn in"
--- The horde doesn't disappoint. Seriously, I think that's why I like it here so much. It's like hanging out with old friends from college that I never went to college with. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:25 PM (YPqbH) 140
So you know how to play ?
How do ya get from one level to another ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:21 PM (mEBHl) --- I remember nothing! I was much smarter as a kid. I played chess with Dad and could cheat at most card games. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2018 06:25 PM (gUCYC) 141
"It's known as the "honey shot" - when a conventionally attractive woman is picked out of the crowd by cameras at a sporting event. Enjoy the Orwell. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2018 06:26 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 06:27 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 06:27 PM (/TNyL) 144
Melania wears it well, but she looks kinda scowly/Michelle 0bama in that pic.
Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 06:28 PM (e7oj4) 145
"I was a World Cup honey shot"
Speaking of the world cup....man that lasts forever 1 That's dragging on longer that the buildup of Prince whaihisnames wedding ! Next year they should inject all of the players with meth and have them play all of the games in one day and GET IT OVER WITH ! Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:28 PM (mEBHl) 146
The horde doesn't disappoint. Seriously, I think that's why I like it here so much. It's like hanging out with old friends from college that I never went to college with.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:25 PM (YPqbH) I like that. So tonight at 2100 CDT do we 1) gator, 2) drink whiskey from bottle or 3) light farts? Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 06:28 PM (JFO2v) 147
Face it guys. We won't ever know any of those dressgirls names. Especially the oriental.
Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2018 06:29 PM (zLDYs) 148
54 Yeah, I hadn't noticed the yellow dress was some sort of "#Pride" virtue-signalling thing. Oh well, I'm too lazy to look for a replacement.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 05:42 PM (+XMWj) It's okay, OM, we know you weren't trying to virtue-signal. My complaint was aimed at the organization, not you. Posted by: Emmie at July 14, 2018 06:29 PM (4HMW8) 149
The lady in the blue flowered dress is standing still, her hair is still, but her dress is throwing itself into the breeze.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 14, 2018 06:07 PM (2NqXo) She also appears to be wearing 3 foot high heels. Posted by: buzzion at July 14, 2018 06:29 PM (lKs2v) 150
The only special ringtone I ever had was the first three notes of "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine." Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 14, 2018 06:29 PM (LA+7V) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2018 06:30 PM (gUCYC) 152
I was much smarter as a kid. I played chess with Dad and could cheat at most card games.
Did you shoot a man in Reno ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:31 PM (mEBHl) 153
It's like hanging out with old friends from college that I never went to college with.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:25 PM (YPqbH) You mean you trust and value the opinions and recommendations of Horde randos? Huh. Weirdo. http://stoatnet.org/odo0.png Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:31 PM (y87Qq) 154
144 Melania wears it well, but she looks kinda scowly/Michelle 0bama in that pic.
Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 06:28 PM (e7oj4) I know; I tried to find a good photo of her in that dress with a smile on her face, but couldn't. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 06:31 PM (+XMWj) 155
Wouldn't the top pic be more accurate if it was the Pawns, killing the King?
Posted by: Don Q at July 14, 2018 06:32 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 06:32 PM (/TNyL) 157
"It's known as the "honey shot" - when a conventionally attractive woman is picked out of the crowd by cameras at a sporting event."
Enjoy the Orwell. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2018 06:26 PM (oVJmc) ---------------- Yep. Waiting on other descriptors to be added in front of "attractive". -Otherly attractive? -Cis-normatively attractive? Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 06:32 PM (oXwsm) 158
107 92 What were the moves leading up to the second position? Looks like White's made more moves than Black.
1...d6?? 2.Qa4+ and 3.QxN 1...f6? 2.Nxe5 fxe5? 3.Qh5+ and 4.Qxe5+. Looks like Black has to play 1...Bd6 or 1...Qe7 to protect his pawn. Posted by: bof at July 14, 2018 06:04 PM (D6AU9) The position can occur in the Ponziani Defense: 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.c3 Nf6 4.d4 Nxe4 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 06:11 PM (+XMWj) If you expect them to attack with Capoferro. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 06:33 PM (NWiLs) 159
Today, the BBC published an HILARIOUS article -- unintentionally hilarious -- about the common practice of showing pretty girls in the stand during televise sports games:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-44810404 "I was a World Cup honey shot" The article quote s litany of leftist and feminists decrying the practice, saying how sexist and patriarchal etc. etc. it is. To illustrate how horrible it is, the tell the tale of what happened to a Colombian girl who was chosen by the cameraman for a brief close-up during the previous World Cup. Brace yourself for tales of horror!: "t's known as the "honey shot" - when a conventionally attractive woman is picked out of the crowd by cameras at a sporting event. The issue has come under scrutiny during this World Cup and Fifa has said broadcasters have got to stop zooming in on "hot women". It happened to Natalia Betancourt at the 2014 World Cup game between Colombia and Brazil. Those few seconds on screen would launch a career in modelling and on TV. ...Her image was noticed by the singer Rihanna, who shared a picture of Natalia in the crowd, captioning it "Colombian cutie". "It was a fun moment, but I thought that was it - a few seconds of fame and a nice Twitter interaction with a pop star I admire." When Natalia returned to Colombia from the tournament in Brazil, she wasn't prepared for what would happen next. "That image opened the doors of the media for me," she explains. "I had nothing to do with that world before, I owned a construction supplies company with my boyfriend." Within months, she was on the front cover of men's magazines. "I took part in the Colombian edition of the reality TV show Dancing with the Stars," says Natalia. "That was a game changer; afterwards I became more comfortable and relaxed being in the media." She's since worked with a number of Colombian brands and now models for an international hair care company." Why -- they ruined her life! Made her rich and successful! --Forget the Colombians. . . . The Tica fans are hawt as hell. Remember the Belgian babe who caught hell for a hunting trip in Africa? Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 06:33 PM (e7oj4) 160
Re: Pie
Any pecans are fine. Ones you picked up from beneath the tree are best. Definitely Karo syrup. And a strong argument can be made that chest pie got its name as an evolution of old southern women calling it "just pie." Which it is. Just a simple pie. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:33 PM (YPqbH) 161
If you expect them to attack with Capoferro.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 06:33 PM (NWiLs) Left or right handed? Posted by: Off the reservation at July 14, 2018 06:34 PM (vWMNq) 162
150. Mine was Al Green - Let's Stay Together
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 06:34 PM (mogRH) 163
I'm back at Chik-fil-a, Papa John, for another Hate Shake in the sweltering Maryland heat (coakleysville, I think).
Did you know they refuse to serve blacks on Sunday? (Or anyone, for that matter) And that they haven't backed down? And that the place is freaking packed? I don't know, might be a lesson in there for you. Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2018 06:34 PM (RCRTc) 164
Face it guys. We won't ever know any of those dressgirls names. Especially the oriental.
Eris had their phone #'s. But she forgot them too. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:34 PM (mEBHl) 165
But, most of those dresses are just too much dress for a short girl.
Posted by: TickledPink Don't they have scissors where you live ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:16 PM (mEBHl) Maybe she lives in London. In accordance with the new policies I've enacted, no Londoner can legally own scissors without a permit because the only people who need to own these deadly weapons are professional tailors and barbers. Posted by: Sadiq Kahn, Mayor of London at July 14, 2018 06:35 PM (j6XEO) 166
http://stoatnet.org/odo0.png Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:31 PM (y87Qq) --- Boy, that sure looks like a nice low mileage UJM under that guy's finger. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:35 PM (YPqbH) 167
Am I the only one who thinks that Super Agent Peter Strzok and PeeWee Herman will never be seen in the same place?
https://giphy.com/gifs/fdYh6Jr6UuDdFrgQLZ Posted by: Sam Adams at July 14, 2018 06:35 PM (VDbGO) 168
Eris had their phone #'s.
But she forgot them too. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:34 PM (mEBHl) --- They wore off. I get sweaty in lingerie pillow fights! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2018 06:36 PM (gUCYC) 169
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"It's known as the honey shot - when a conventionally attractive woman is picked out of the crowd by cameras at a sporting event. Enjoy the Orwell. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2018 06:26 PM (oVJmc) Great catch. Take a complementary word or statement and add an adjective to make it worse usually. Mother Single Mother Worker Migrant Worker Family Blended Family Job Government Job Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 06:36 PM (JFO2v) 170
Speaking of the world cup....man that lasts forever 1
That's dragging on longer that the buildup of Prince whaihisnames wedding ! Next year they should inject all of the players with meth and have them play all of the games in one day and GET IT OVER WITH ! Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:28 PM (mEBHl) --Eh, the World Cup lasts as long as March Madness (which ends in April). What the hell else would I watch in June and July? Near-meaningless baseball games? Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 06:36 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:36 PM (mEBHl) Posted by: Off the reservation at July 14, 2018 06:36 PM (vWMNq) 173
PDT let Piers Morgan have a tour of Air Force One, then came aboard and gave him an interview.
All I got from that article is that Piers Morgan is a world class douchebag. Posted by: tu3031 at July 14, 2018 06:37 PM (O5Q3r) 174
I like bugs in my pie.
(Now watch in some Karmic payback....I'm gonna find bugs in my dessert in the future) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:49 PM Call 'em raisins. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 14, 2018 06:37 PM (2NqXo) 175
The lady in the blue flowered dress is standing still, her hair is still, but her dress is throwing itself into the breeze.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 14, 2018 06:07 PM (2NqXo) ---------------- That woman is absolutely stunning. Moar please. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 06:18 PM (oXwsm) -------- The only problem is, she's sitting on the shoulders of an angry male dwarf and they come as a set. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 14, 2018 06:37 PM (EEedv) 176
They wore off. I get sweaty in lingerie pillow fights!
LOL That's as funny as Choo-Choo motherfucker ! Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:38 PM (mEBHl) Posted by: Emmie at July 14, 2018 06:39 PM (4HMW8) 178
"I'm back at Chik-fil-a, Papa John, for another Hate Shake in the sweltering Maryland heat (coakleysville, I think). "
Would that be "Cockeysville" If so, you're within 20 minutes of at least four Morons. Let us know next time. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2018 06:39 PM (wldC6) 179
176 They wore off. I get sweaty in lingerie pillow fights!
LOL That's as funny as Choo-Choo motherfucker ! Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:38 PM (mEBHl) tickle fights in bars and panties Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 06:40 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: a degenerate pagan at July 14, 2018 06:40 PM (Qe84+) 181
I know; I tried to find a good photo of her in that dress with a smile on her face, but couldn't.
Posted by: OregonMuse --Coincidence? Melania, smile all the time so *they* can't pull this shit! Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 06:40 PM (e7oj4) 182
known as the honey shot - when a conventionally attractive woman is
picked out of the crowd by cameras at a sporting event. --- I remember a few years ago one of Alabama's QB's (McCarron?) girlfriends being shown in the NC game and the old-man commentator was getting all Biden on her photo every time. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:40 PM (YPqbH) 183
@160
Haha thanks. No pecan trees in my neck of the woods, so I'll just have to Fisher Nuts it. There are just soooooo many different recipes. Some say butter, some don't. Some say dark corn syrup, some say light, some say half and half. I never realized pecan pie could be so complicated. Posted by: TickledPink at July 14, 2018 06:41 PM (TL2pK) 184
>>I know; I tried to find a good photo of her in that dress with a smile on her face, but couldn't.
Probably because that dress is fucking hideous. My guess is she lost a bet and was forced to wear it as the payoff. Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2018 06:41 PM (c8Ctg) 185
Boy, that sure looks like a nice low mileage UJM under that guy's finger.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:35 PM (YPqbH) It's got that smell. http://stoatnet.org/odo00.png Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:41 PM (y87Qq) 186
I thought the Piers Morgan interview with Trump was interesting. Funny in some parts, brutal in others but typical Piers.
Posted by: IC at July 14, 2018 06:41 PM (PEJUg) 187
if it was the Pawns, killing the King?
Pawns don't kill kings, people that aspire to the throne do. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:42 PM (mEBHl) 188
Did you know they refuse to serve blacks on Sunday? ... lol! Good stuff. So crazy that an entire industry depends on people believing that racism is the Worst Thing EVAR. The boardrooms of most corporations are stupid enough to fall for the manufactured SJW version of it .(see Papa John's) But there are far, far worse things than racism. That's why we are here. Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 06:43 PM (/TNyL) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2018 06:43 PM (IqV8l) 190
Great catch. Take a complementary word or statement and add an adjective to make it worse usually.
Mother Single Mother Worker Migrant Worker Family Blended Family Job Government Job Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 06:36 PM (JFO2v) That's almost like how you can negate a noun by putting the adjective 'social' in front of it: justice science studies disease (actually, the 'social' adjective makes this one worse) Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 06:43 PM (JQveK) 191
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Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:41 PM (y87Qq) --- Dang, that color combo looks great. Congratulations. Are all the rumors true? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:44 PM (YPqbH) Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2018 06:44 PM (c8Ctg) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:44 PM (mEBHl) 194
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 06:43 PM (JQveK)
Or putting 'studies' behind it. Posted by: Off the reservation at July 14, 2018 06:44 PM (vWMNq) 195
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blacks on Sunday? (Or anyone, for that matter) And that they haven't backed down? And that the place is freaking packed? I don't know, might be a lesson in there for you. Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2018 06:34 PM (RCRTc) The Chik-fil-a down on the cornor from my house has a packed parking lot. You can always park in the Starbucks lot down the street, plenty of room.... Posted by: Colin at July 14, 2018 06:45 PM (p2u/O) 196
solutions up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 06:46 PM (JQveK) 197
I have seen a hideous woman, but never a hideous dress. I guess they exist but they all look fine to me. Melania would make a potato sack look good. Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 06:46 PM (/TNyL) 198
Are all the rumors true?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:44 PM (YPqbH) I don't know, what have you heard? And yes, I really like the hiviz/matte, both for safety/contrast and because I think it looks neat. Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:46 PM (y87Qq) 199
The first name of the model in the white dress and red hat is Dorian. Don't remember her last name. She had a younger sister who was even more famous: Suzy Parker. Redhead.
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at July 14, 2018 06:47 PM (fCE6j) 200
If you want Melania smiling in a dress (but not that one) just check Breitbart's facebook page. She's having fun and has a big smile on her face on her last day in London.
Posted by: buzzion at July 14, 2018 06:47 PM (lKs2v) 201
I wish Chick-Fil-A had plans to expand into my part of the country.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 06:48 PM (JQveK) 202
Game related:
The latest (free) update to No Man's Sky comes out in 10 days: No Man's Sky NEXT. It's timed to come out when the Xbox-1 version of the game is released. It's the largest update yet, and it finally brings the long failed (lied about?) promise of true multi-player. No Man's Sky had a disastrous, and crazy launch originally, and Sean Murray had a terrible habit of exaggerating (lying?) about the features the game would have. Some have implied Sony forced him to release it before he was finished. I've had it since launch and I've followed the story closely. It's really a resource management space simulator, and not really a game per se. But now, with the addition of true multi-player that will probably change. The game is notable for being one of the largest games ever, with millions of planets. This is made possible by having a procedurally generated game area, an unfortunate side affect of that is that some of the planets have a bland sameness about them. Non game related: Been reading and listening to Vox Day. He calls Trump the God Emperor and describes the current political struggles in religious terms. Sounds batshit crazy, but he is also an intelligent and interesting person. Also finally learning about the whole QAnon thing. Funny stuff. Not sure if paradoy, but fun to research. Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2018 06:48 PM (q177U) 203
Is anyone keeping track of all these medications that we "need to talk to our DOCTOR about?"
The commercials are incessant. No wonder half our country is nuts. They are taking 6 pounds of pills a day. Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 06:49 PM (/TNyL) 204
Uh-oh.
Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:50 PM (mEBHl) Posted by: clutch at July 14, 2018 06:50 PM (kiSdp) 206
Melania would make a potato sack look good.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 06:46 PM (/TNyL) --Agreed Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 06:50 PM (e7oj4) 207
Been
reading and listening to Vox Day. He calls Trump the God Emperor and describes the current political struggles in religious terms. Sounds batshit crazy, but he is also an intelligent and interesting person. ==== Vox Day has this thing against Jordan Peterson. Seems like jealousy mostly and makes him look very small. Otherwise Vox Day is quite interesting in his own right. Posted by: Off the reservation at July 14, 2018 06:51 PM (vWMNq) 208
Piers Morgan gave Trace Adkins a peck on the cheek. Trace looked like he wanted to kill him. And so the Usual Suspects called Trace homophobic. No dummies, it was an unwanted advance.
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 06:52 PM (mogRH) 209
Is anyone keeping track of all these medications that we "need to talk to our DOCTOR about?"
The commercials are incessant. No wonder half our country is nuts. They are taking 6 pounds of pills a day. Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate Recently, I've seen a commercial for Botox injections for migraines. I guess if they put enough in, there won't be room for a headache. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:52 PM (mEBHl) 210
What are Tica fans?
Posted by: clutch at July 14, 2018 06:50 PM (kiSdp) --The Ticos is the nickname of the Costa Rica national soccer team. The female fans of the Costa Rica national team are smokin' hawt. Not a gordita among them. Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 06:52 PM (e7oj4) 211
Hey JT!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 06:53 PM (NWiLs) 212
Not to mention the list of side effects for botox and everything else.
Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:53 PM (mEBHl) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:54 PM (mEBHl) 214
I don't know, what have you heard?
--- Ha, no, none of that. I keep hearing that's an almost perfect bike, though, and I suspect it's true. I haven't bought a new bike in decades. Is there a break-in period these days? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:55 PM (YPqbH) 215
213 Hey JT!
Great to see ya ! Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:54 PM (mEBHl) You OK? Greeting and responding to yourself is a bit bizarre. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 06:55 PM (NWiLs) 216
This being an open thread...
Today is the Feast Day of St. Kateri Tekakwitha The Lily Of the Mohawks. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:56 PM (mEBHl) 217
No wonder half our country is nuts. They are taking 6 pounds of pills a day.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 06:49 PM (/TNyL) Doctor told me to take Magnesium. Amazon and CVS have at least a dozen different kinds of the stuff. I so far have ordered at least 4 different ones, after reading various articles, I'm confused as usual. Posted by: Colin at July 14, 2018 06:57 PM (p2u/O) Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2018 06:57 PM (Evws/) 219
Been reading and listening to Vox Day. He calls Trump the God Emperor and describes the current political struggles in religious terms. Sounds batshit crazy, but he is also an intelligent and interesting person.
Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2018 06:48 PM (q177U) Read his book, ''SJWs Always Lie". Good stuff. He's got a sequel out, but I haven't read it yet. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 06:57 PM (JQveK) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:58 PM (mEBHl) 221
Magnificent dress. Magnificent FLOTUS.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 14, 2018 06:58 PM (WY9Hg) 222
You mean you trust and value the opinions and recommendations of Horde randos?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:31 PM You say that like it's a Bad Thing. Posted by: @JRandomMoron at July 14, 2018 06:58 PM (DMUuz) 223
The female fans of the Costa Rica national team are smokin' hawt. Not a gordita among them.
Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 06:52 PM (e7oj4) 1. Is there a movie that starts out with an aide running into the Oval Office and yelling, "Mr. President, there are just too many World Cup fan hotties to sort them all! Our computers can't keep up! What are we going to do?" and the president turns away to face the window and says "Call the Joint Chiefs. Have them initiate... The logprof Protocol" 2 If not, why not? Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:58 PM (y87Qq) 224
216 This being an open thread...
Today is the Feast Day of St. Kateri Tekakwitha The Lily Of the Mohawks. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 06:56 PM (mEBHl) --Ever been to Auriesville, NY? Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 06:59 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: clutch at July 14, 2018 06:59 PM (kiSdp) 226
The commercial that pisses me off lately is something about AIDS or something that works in conjunction with AIDS. Crossdresser on it talking about how awesome life is and everything. F*ck you for making parents have those conversations with their kids. If you're eat up with that sh*t you're presumably already talking to your doctor about it and reading about it in whatever lifestyle magazines you read.
But one has to assume that nowadays it's about something more than getting sick people treatment. It's probably more about raising awareness about how virtuous and noble having AIDS is or whatever. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 07:00 PM (YPqbH) 227
Vox Day has this thing against Jordan Peterson. Seems like jealousy mostly and makes him look very small. Otherwise Vox Day is quite interesting in his own right.
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 14, 2018 06:51 PM (vWMNq) Makes sense. Peterson covers a lot of the same ground, plus he has the academic credentials that Vox never will. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 14, 2018 07:00 PM (JQveK) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:00 PM (mEBHl) 229
No wonder half our country is nuts. They are taking 6 pounds of pills a day.
--- Pecan pie would solve a lot of that. Tackle boxes would solve the rest. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 07:01 PM (YPqbH) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 14, 2018 07:02 PM (LA+7V) 231
Magnificent? Are you blind?
That thing looks like a cross between a set of plantation drapes and a Sumo Diaper. Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2018 07:03 PM (c8Ctg) 232
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 06:31 PM (y87Qq)
I thought you were getting a Nissan Versys? Posted by: clutch at July 14, 2018 07:03 PM (kiSdp) Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 07:04 PM (/TNyL) 234
Ha, no, none of that. I keep hearing that's an almost perfect bike, though, and I suspect it's true. I haven't bought a new bike in decades. Is there a break-in period these days?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 06:55 PM (YPqbH) The only thing to talk about is nitpicks, because everything big is sorted out really nicely. - Throttle is touchy. It feels like you'll get whiplash easing off unless you clutch in first. - Turn signal switch is a little far - For that matter, levers are a little far That's really all. Everything else is very well designed and implemented. As for break-in, yes, there's a procedure in the manual, but it's nothing off the wall. It's got 0 miles in the driveway because I asked them to deliver it; the dealer is 10 miles away and it's raining off and on, which is the worst way to acclimate to new tires and controls. I took it around the neighborhood for about 2 miles after the rain had let up for an hour or so and had no real surprises or complaints. It's like a Corolla or something, it just works the way you expect. Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 07:04 PM (y87Qq) 235
226 The commercial that pisses me off lately is something about AIDS or something that works in conjunction with AIDS. Crossdresser on it talking about how awesome life is and everything. F*ck you for making parents have those conversations with their kids. If you're eat up with that sh*t you're presumably already talking to your doctor about it and reading about it in whatever lifestyle magazines you read.
But one has to assume that nowadays it's about something more than getting sick people treatment. It's probably more about raising awareness about how virtuous and noble having AIDS is or whatever. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 07:00 PM (YPqbH) A-fucking-men. You shouldn't have to talk to your ten year old kid about gheys and trannies, but it's in their face and in your face and in everyone's faces all the goddamned time. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 07:05 PM (NWiLs) 236
I love Moron Robbie's prescription for health and happiness.
You don't need pills people, you need to go fishing with a buddy and eat pie with a sweetheart or pal. Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 14, 2018 07:05 PM (r4KP2) 237
236 I love Moron Robbie's prescription for health and happiness.
You don't need pills people, you need to go fishing with a buddy and eat pie with a sweetheart or pal. Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 14, 2018 07:05 PM (r4KP2) If you have no buddy, sweetheart or pal, you're kinda fucked then. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs) 238
So 12 Russians were indicted but except for some computer hacking on the DNC in which it appears they did nothing with the info what exactly again did these Russians do to sway a election?
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 07:06 PM (pHfeF) 239
The lady with the hat and poke a dot dress. Looks like she belongs in a 50's commercial pointing out the finer points of a Chevrolet at a car show. or the wonders of all the GE appliances in a modern kitchen.
Posted by: Colin at July 14, 2018 07:07 PM (p2u/O) 240
228 --Ever been to Auriesville, NY?
Nope, lay it on me. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:00 PM (mEBHl) --Two Jesuit priests were martyred there, and St. Kateri was born there. As if literally fulfilling Tertullian's words. Big shrine there. Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 07:07 PM (e7oj4) 241
--Ever been to Auriesville, NY?
Posted by: logprof What about it ? And where is it ? C'mon....before James Monroe plunges a spear into this thread ! Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:07 PM (mEBHl) 242
If you have no buddy, sweetheart or pal, you're kinda fucked then.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs) Still pie, though. *lonely pie fistbump* Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 07:08 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 14, 2018 07:09 PM (LA+7V) 244
Garrett, my prom dress was the same pale yellow, and the same pleated fabric, and although much less fancy (and no cape!) the style was kind of similar. Good thing you weren't my prom date.
Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2018 07:09 PM (JJZzu) 245
I thought you were getting a Nissan Versys?
Posted by: clutch at July 14, 2018 07:03 PM (kiSdp) I can't tell if you're goofing on me... (Kawi makes the Versys) Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 07:09 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:10 PM (mEBHl) 247
238. I believe Rosenshit even said the hack had no effect on the election results.
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 07:10 PM (mogRH) 248
what exactly again did these Russians do to sway a election?
.... They made people... do things... with SOCIAL MEDIA... and Trump stole STOLE the election...BOTZ!!!... but they helped ... by thinking bad things ... BAD BAD things about Hillary... IF YOU THINK YOU COULD BENEFIT FROM PODDESTA , TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR!!!!! Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 07:11 PM (/TNyL) 249
game thread!
It was cheat week in gaming news as over one hundred forty hackers got arrested in China for making and distributing hacks for PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: youtube.com/watch?v=R9PmCmOTcaM Some of them were slipping trojan-horses with their cheatware so, I for one have no problem with this. Splatoon 2 has a similar problem: youtube.com/watch?v=7V3Muuz1tEc Posted by: pee wee herman at July 14, 2018 07:11 PM (6FqZa) 250
I won't soapbox this too much, but some people truly need medication, like if they have clinical depression. But a lot of people's lives would be much brighter if they had the aforementioned buddy, sweetheart or pal to confide in, do stuff with, and share their problems with.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 07:11 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Sam Adams at July 14, 2018 07:12 PM (VDbGO) 252
I assume the movie thread is soon
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 07:12 PM (pHfeF) 253
242 If you have no buddy, sweetheart or pal, you're kinda fucked then.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs) Still pie, though. *lonely pie fistbump* Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 07:08 PM (y87Qq) You smashed my pie. *sobs* Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 07:12 PM (NWiLs) 254
Pie and fishing alone, in silence, is the BEST pie and fishing!
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 07:13 PM (/TNyL) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:13 PM (mEBHl) 256
Will the pretty blue eyed blond Norwegian gal from last weeks chess/dress pron thread make another appearance in the future?
Just askin' questions....... Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2018 07:13 PM (20X6f) 257
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs)
Well one can fish alone, in fact I think serious anglers are secretive about their special spots. And pie is tasty regardless. So first you have to be willing to enjoy life, even solo. When that happens it gets easier to find at least a part time buddy. But I know, I know. people who are depressed can't help it. But they tell you not to try to save someone from drowning if you are not a strong swimmer, and I use that with people and emotions. I have to work hard to keep myself on an even keel, I feel like I can't be trying to save someone who is always down or bipolar or whatever or I'd just get pulled under along with them. Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 14, 2018 07:13 PM (r4KP2) 258
WELL, WELL, WELL:
@wattsupwiththat 2m Lawyer in Chevron Ecuadorian climate case loses license due to 'coercion, fraud and bribery' wattsupwiththat.com ... Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2018 07:13 PM (zfrbv) 259
um, sock.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 07:13 PM (6FqZa) 260
Ever been to Auriesville, NY?
Googled it....YouTube video of priest entering the church..among other information through the wonders of the internet. Posted by: Colin at July 14, 2018 07:14 PM (p2u/O) 261
Chess, or chest, pie is called sugar cream pie in Indiana. It is delicious!
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 14, 2018 07:15 PM (WY9Hg) 262
Do not take pecan pie if you are allergic to pecan pie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2018 07:15 PM (IqV8l) 263
246 Ever been to Auriesville, NY?
What's it near ? Who was Tertullian ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:10 PM (mEBHl) --Auriesville is on the Mohawk, near Albany. Tertullian was a sorta Father of the Church (sorta because at times heretical) who dropped the apothegm that the blood of the martyrs is the seed of the Church. Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 07:15 PM (e7oj4) 264
So first you have to be willing to enjoy life, even solo.
Unfortunately with clinical depression frequently comes anhedonia, so you can't enjoy anything. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2018 07:15 PM (NWiLs) 265
Googled it....YouTube video of priest entering the church..among other information through the wonders of the internet.
Posted by: Colin Okaaaaaaay....... Thanks ! Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:16 PM (mEBHl) 266
I never poked a Dot but I have banged a Daisy.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2018 07:16 PM (Evws/) Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2018 07:16 PM (cHbmY) 268
The Chik-fil-a 2 lane drive thru
Posted by: DaveA at July 14, 2018 07:16 PM (FhXTo) 269
Thanks logproof !
Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:17 PM (mEBHl) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2018 07:17 PM (IqV8l) 271
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 06:43 PM (/TNyL)
It's even worse, the latest I've heard is that they won't serve Hispanics or Asians on Sunday either! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 14, 2018 07:17 PM (n9EOP) 272
Vinegar pie is nice, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 14, 2018 07:17 PM (YPqbH) 273
I don't think Tertullian was ever doctrinally heretical but he did leave the Church and attempted to found a new one. Sometimes Protestants claim him as one of their own, like Baptists sometimes claim Waldo.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 07:17 PM (6FqZa) 274
Unfortunately with clinical depression frequently comes anhedonia
And it makes you wanna attack Fredonia , right ? Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:18 PM (mEBHl) 275
Sometimes Protestants claim him as one of their own, like Baptists sometimes claim Waldo
So the Baptists found him? Good for them! Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2018 07:19 PM (20X6f) 276
The Chik-fil-a 2 lane drive thru
Posted by: DaveA at July 14, 2018 07:16 PM (FhXTo) Since I live right down the street, I keep wondering why so many keep filling the parking lot, and plugging up the streets around it. I guess I will have to venture down and see it. Posted by: Colin at July 14, 2018 07:20 PM (p2u/O) 277
Chess, or chest, pie is called sugar cream pie in Indiana. It is delicious!
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy Thanks Mrs. Leggy. Great nic, btw. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:20 PM (mEBHl) 278
You shouldn't have to talk to your ten year old kid about gheys and trannies,
Their teachers will. Posted by: DaveA at July 14, 2018 07:20 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2018 07:21 PM (Evws/) Posted by: Peter Strzok at July 14, 2018 07:21 PM (VDbGO) 281
Do not take pecan pie if you are allergic to pecan pie.
.... Those who are prone to sensitivity to nuts, sugar, crust, happiness, life, flour, egg yolks, self-determination, Crisco, puppy licks, the laughter of children, personal responsibility , egg whites, corticosteroids, stimulants, depressants, vampires, 2 run singles, Coors, hives, appendicitis, belly button rings, bikinis, and monster Truck rallies should not take pecan pie without medical supervision. Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 07:23 PM (/TNyL) 282
Here's another good one IMHO...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9lyz4bj Posted by: andycanuck That's funny ! Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:23 PM (mEBHl) 283
Well you could take up my hobby of killing the most obnoxious weed in your yard. There is a certain satisfaction in killing the nasty plant that crowds out nicer ones and you don't have to be in a good mood to do it. Of course if you have a decent smaller sized yard you might run out of frustration therapy --NAH, I'm sure any # of outfits would hook one up with a seasoned citizen that needed help.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 14, 2018 07:23 PM (r4KP2) 284
273 I don't think Tertullian was ever doctrinally heretical but he did leave the Church and attempted to found a new one. Sometimes Protestants claim him as one of their own, like Baptists sometimes claim Waldo.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 07:17 PM (6FqZa) --Leave it to bth to one-up me on Church history. Oh, and welcome to the club brother. Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 07:23 PM (e7oj4) 285
"Great catch. Take a complementary word or statement and add an adjective to make it worse usually. "
Heck, just take the word "public" and affix anything to it to make it worse.... Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 14, 2018 07:24 PM (lD3vL) 286
Thanks Mrs. Leggy.
Great nic, btw. Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:20 PM (mEBHl) It kind of makes me think of spiders, and then I feel spiders on me for a while and freak out a bit. Nothing personal, Mrs. Leggy. Unless you're an actual spider. Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 07:24 PM (y87Qq) 287
Since I live right down the street, I keep wondering why so many keep filling the parking lot, and plugging up the streets around it. I guess I will have to venture down and see it.
Posted by: Colin at July 14, 2018 07:20 PM (p2u/O) ----------------- Good food, especially as fast food goes. Bonus is consistently great, friendly and accurate service. I always park and go to the counter, as it is almost always faster than their drive thru lines. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 07:24 PM (oXwsm) 288
Same nose
https://pixshark.com/foghorn-leghorn-weasel.htm Which will be better the memes or the midterm ads? Posted by: DaveA at July 14, 2018 07:26 PM (FhXTo) 289
It's even worse, the latest I've heard is that they won't serve Hispanics or Asians on Sunday either!
=== Well shyeah. Hate is the number one ingredient in a Hate-shake. Race hate is the BEST hate! Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 07:26 PM (/TNyL) 290
London: There were pro Trump rallies to support TGEOTUS. Pro Tommy Robinson crowds gathered and DS media interviewed a few. One woman said: 'We love our Donald. We need 'im ovah 'ere to sort out our lot.'
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 05:51 PM (mogRH) Have the Limey cops arrested everyone at the pro-Trump rallies for hate speech and thought crimes? Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 14, 2018 07:26 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:27 PM (mEBHl) 292
"278 You shouldn't have to talk to your ten year old kid about gheys and trannies,
Their teachers will." How long before some parents (who refuse to home school) will find it better to put their kids in a madrasa to learn about gheys and trannies? Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 14, 2018 07:28 PM (lD3vL) 293
Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:20 PM (mEBHl)
*grins* Thanks! Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 14, 2018 07:28 PM (WY9Hg) 294
Hate is the number one ingredient in a Hate-shake. Race hate is the BEST hate!
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 07:26 PM (/TNyL) Fortunately, Hate is always in season! Not like those seasonal Peach Hate Shakes! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 14, 2018 07:28 PM (n9EOP) 295
That's funny !
------ Before I saw the title I thought it was an adult giving a coin to child-beggars but the real 'vision' fits great too. Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2018 07:29 PM (Evws/) 296
Have the Limey cops arrested everyone at the pro-Trump rallies for hate speech and thought crimes? == No. But Team Mao SJWs got the CEO of Papa Johns this week. Battle lost. Still fighting the war. Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 07:29 PM (/TNyL) 297
"Have the Limey cops arrested everyone at the pro-Trump rallies for hate speech and thought crimes?"
I dunno, but it appears that the London's mayor, after praising the baby trump balloon as a symbol of free speech has banned pro Trump rallies. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 14, 2018 07:29 PM (lD3vL) Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 07:31 PM (mEBHl) 299
Nood, Nood Nood, Movie time.
Posted by: Colin at July 14, 2018 07:32 PM (p2u/O) 300
Movie thread is nood. I got nothing on that subject, probably see some of ya on the ONT.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 14, 2018 07:32 PM (r4KP2) 301
I
dunno, but it appears that the London's mayor, after praising the baby trump balloon as a symbol of free speech has banned pro Trump rallies. === Good Lord, Tommy Atkins. Fight the Muzz! We support you ! Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 14, 2018 07:33 PM (/TNyL) 302
I dunno, but it appears that the London's mayor, after praising the baby trump balloon as a symbol of free speech has banned pro Trump rallies.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 14, 2018 07:29 PM (lD3vL) Men,wymyn xers will still say, this was their worst hour Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 14, 2018 07:33 PM (SiINZ) 303
Which will be better the memes or the midterm ads?
Posted by: DaveA at July 14, 2018 07:26 PM (FhXTo) Far too many people keep assuming that the GOP Establishment is competent, an opposition party, and wants to win and thus be required take an actual responsible public position on matters of national interest to legal citizens! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 14, 2018 07:38 PM (n9EOP) 304
No interest here either. ONT for me as well.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2018 07:39 PM (Evws/) 305
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 14, 2018 07:29 PM (lD3vL)
Sukdik Khan said he had no problems with "safe and legal" demonstrations, so he's all good and true to form! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 14, 2018 07:40 PM (n9EOP) 306
Sukdik Khan said he had no problems with "safe and legal" demonstrations, so he's all good and true to form! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar He wants them safe, legal and rare. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2018 07:43 PM (IqV8l) 307
It's already been said, but that dress Melania is wearing is utterly elegant. It's such a refreshing change from the "dress that looks like an over-stuffed 70s floral-print couch" look that Michelle rocked on multiple occasions (someone described it as looking like the ancient couch in your grandmother's house that always smells of cat pee).
At least she never combined it with those "looted from disco-era Earth, Wind, and Fire's stage wardrobe" sneakers. Now that I've called my masculinity into question by commenting on fashion, let me note that I have guns. Lots of guns. Or did, before that nasty canoe accident. Also, I like to drink beer and scratch my balls. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 14, 2018 07:47 PM (GXOTw) 308
> I dunno, but it appears that the London's mayor, after praising the baby trump balloon as a symbol of free speech
SF writer Larry Correia has pointed out that he has an inflatable Santa that's bigger than that. Sets it up in his yard every year. $200 at Walmart. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 14, 2018 07:48 PM (GXOTw) 309
Are people hanging out? I have something to whine about, but I'll whine at the movie thread if I have to.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2018 07:52 PM (fuK7c) 310
Are people hanging out? I have something to whine about, but I'll whine at the movie thread if I have to.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2018 07:52 PM (fuK7c) Whine away! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 14, 2018 07:53 PM (n9EOP) 311
Whine away!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 14, 2018 07:53 PM (n9EOP) Agreed, also I get the feeling that language talk is, if not unwelcome, at least unappreciated there. Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 07:57 PM (y87Qq) 312
Thank you.
So, your friendly Bandersnatch has bartered some tree care with the ex-wife. She paid to have the Husqvaarna tuned up and I've volunteered to murder stuff with it. One of the things is a limb 15 or so feet up. I should point out that I love this stuff but I have done any of it for ages. So I take out the extension ladder and extend it to where the limb is. Then, being a smart Bander, I decide to go up and secure the ladder to the tree with one of those tie down things with a ratchet. The problem is that when I got to the point where I wanted to tie it I could not reach around the tree. When I went up one more rung the thing I was trying to prevent happened. The ladder slipped. I was able to grab the tree. I let the ladder fall. Now your middle aged Bander is hugging a tree 12 or 15 feet up. I shimmied down, including over an obstacle, but the insides of my arms and legs and the outside of one arm have the tree version of road rash. It's ouchy. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2018 08:00 PM (fuK7c) 313
I shimmied down, including over an obstacle, but the insides of my arms and legs and the outside of one arm have the tree version of road rash. It's all her fault. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 14, 2018 08:04 PM (LA+7V) 314
I shimmied down, including over an obstacle, but the insides of my arms and legs and the outside of one arm have the tree version of road rash.
It's ouchy. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2018 08:00 PM (fuK7c) Condolences on the injuries, but I was worried about halfway through that you were still hanging on to a limb like the Hang In There kitten and posting from your phone for advice on getting down. So, small mercies. Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 08:05 PM (y87Qq) 315
Oh, I'm sure Horde advice for getting down from the tree would be at least as useful as ONT medical advice.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2018 08:08 PM (fuK7c) 316
Well it would have gotten you down, without a doubt.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 08:09 PM (y87Qq) 317
Anyone else notice that Asian girl has fat fingers?
Posted by: Weasel at July 14, 2018 08:31 PM (+UFc0) Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2018 08:46 PM (fuK7c) 319
Weasel, do you happen to recall a concert you saw once, maybe? Fat Fingered Asians? Perhaps as an opening act for another band with a related name, at a notable venue?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2018 08:49 PM (y87Qq) 320
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Sukdik Khan said he had no problems with "safe and legal" demonstrations, so he's all good and true to form! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 14, 2018 07:40 PM (n9EOP) Is it "safe and legal" to demonstrate against immigration and Islamization? I suspect the answer is no. Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R) 321
Have you ever had a Bishop shoved up your nose? Check-Mate you heathen weasels Death to Rats
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 15, 2018 03:45 PM (FLiOE) 322
312 You forgot to post pics in r/OSHA.
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