The Morning Report 7/13/18

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Good morning kids. The weekend is here and none too soon. It's also Friday the 13th so if you have triscuit-deco-phobia, stay away from 13-sided crackers (crazy-ass or otherwise). Obviously the big story in the lead was sleazy, traitorous ex-(or not?) FBI agent Peter Strzok's testimony before the House yesterday. With the boss' stellar coverage yesterday, assisted admirably by the wit and snark of the Horde, whatever needed to be said was said con gusto. Lots of links to sum it all up below. We all know the score here, and really what I have to say I don't think is going to add anything remarkably insightful or new (I think I just insulted myself). That said, Strzok's body language, comments and his facial expressions just spoke volumes about not only the kind of smug, loathsome, elitist, self-inflating ubermensch he thinks he is, but who the people who run our government, infect our body politic and control our media think they are as well. Despite the grilling that Strzok took from Gowdy, Goodlatte and Gohmert - who should be the Attorney General and as such do to the DoJ what Pruitt did with the EPA - he knows he's not going to face any recriminations whatsoever. Someone here please tell me that I'm dead wrong but I bet by the time the NOOD gets posted, there will be no comments forthcoming. And that explains why he acted, strutted, preened and postured the way that he did.

And then there's the Democrats. Ah yes, the loyal opposition (*pukes*) who regard the Constitution as an obstacle or a shield depending upon the direction of the rhetorical and legislative (or otherwise) artillery flying around, and would do away with the electoral process altogether, followed shortly thereafter by a sizable number of the populace as Billy Ayers once fantasized. It was a truly disgusting display, the highlights, or more accurately lowlights of which, included some shrieking dolt from New Jersey comparing the hearings to Benghazi, to Sheila Jackass-Lee claiming Strzok and the FBI had attorney client privilege to the low point of Steve Cohen proclaiming he'd give Strzok a Purple Heart for what he had to endure. Are you f***ing kidding me, Cohen?! As someone who is, as I type this, within arm's length of an actual purple heart earned by an uncle the hard way, getting killed in action, I can honestly say that that remark will not play well in Peoria to say the least. You can guess my own thoughts about my fists and his whore-mouth.

As horrible as they were, and worse, the notion as I stated that Strzok and his ilk will doubtless not only go unpunished but will be feted in all the finest salons of the Left and get book deals, speaking gigs and their own shows on MSLSD and the Airport Radar Channel (aka CNN), there is good news. Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, Glenn Simpson, Rod Rosensmegma, et al would be unknown and all of this buried forever were it not for one thing: the election of Donald Trump to the Presidency of the United States. Many here are jaded and skeptical that most people, save for political junkies and others are really aware of all of this. But PDT has made people aware of it in his own inimitable style. Add this shameful, disgusting, amateurish kindergarten temper tantrum to the Abolish ICE theatrics, the PussyHat resistance garbage and the confrontations with political leaders and ordinary citizens, and the Democrat-Left is going full speed over a cliff.

I think we are in the midst of a political and cultural sea-change gradually building before our eyes. Kanye West, #WalkAway, the rallies, the great economic news, the scorn of the media, the total exposure of the cuck-con-con artists, PDT's incredibly good polling numbers despite the propaganda war against him, etc. etc. and so many other things we see day by day, taken in toto, are not merely anecdotal or one-offs. Circling back, yes it would be eminently satisfying and just to see all these traitors tried, convicted and thrown into PITA Federal lockup for 50 years. But I'm satisfied that the guy I voted for only to prevent Hillary Clinton from being President has, in 18 short months, opened a lot of peoples eyes and set a match to the Leftist machine. And they are obliging by every day dousing themselves in gasoline. Stay tuned for Gun-Moll Gummy Boo-Boo later this morning. The Feminazis should be all over this one.

Moving along, McCarthy and Ryno for once have outmaneuvered the Dems and will put a Dem sponsored Abolish Ice bill up for a floor vote. Of course, the three Dems who sponsored it will vote no. Despite the proclamations from the Media and Eurabians to the contrary, the President masterfully handled our freeloading NATO allies who have cried uncle and will fork over do-re-mi to pay their fair share, some concern about the NorK negotiations, and Secretariat Kerry and Handsy Bidet hated that Russia-Germany pipeline but that was before PDT hated it too. As for Cory Gardner, yes all things considered Russia is a bad actor. But saying they should be put on the list of state sponsors of terrorism is probably not a wise move at this time, given the politicization of "muh kolluzhnikovs" and the fact that they're a nuclear power. Sheesh.

Politically, CNN is pimping Maxine Waters to run for president in 2020, Democrat-Socialite Loopy Velez is crying foul about Joe Crowley, Andrew Cuomo faces even more corruption allegations that he can sue SCOTUS over and Pelosi's challenger to her minority job is not going to go quietly.

On the gun front, California foul-up with registration could mean gun owners are at risk of being arrested and the Annapolis newspaper shooting is gone-goodbye from the headlines. Hmmm. We've got a number of good essays on "progressivism" (so-called) across couple of categories, Clock-Boy got his clock cleaned, Ohio is going to see a massive $2 billion Stormy Daniels theme park (Gropey-Land! Kidding). Don't walk under any black cats today.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

IN THE LEAD: STRZOK MAGIC SHOW

  • Peter Strzok: A Cocky Liar to the End
  • Strzok Strikes Out
  • Dems Turn Strzok Hearing Into a Circus - Literally Acting as a Cheering Squad
  • Hinderaker: The Democrats Disgraced Themselves
  • Strzok Still Claims He Has Top Secret Security Clearance
  • Dems Demand Steve Bannon Testify to Counter Strzok Testimony
  • DeSantis: Public "Got to See the Bias" at Strzok Hearing
  • Steve Cohen Tells Strzok He Deserves a Purple Heart
  • What Does It Say About Mueller That He Picked Strzok for His Team?
  • Lisa "Gummy Boo-Boo" Page Takes the Center Ring Today

    SPYGATE, MUELLER WITCH HUNT, DEEP STATE
  • DoJ Has Turned Russia Investigation Into a Puzzle Designed Never to Be Solved

    BRETT KAVANAUGH SCOTUS CONFIRMATION
  • Cuck Schemer, Dem Leaders Have Bad News for Lefties About Blocking Kavanaugh
  • Tammy Baldwin Opposes Kavanaugh; Would "Turn Back the Clock" on Women (like, turn them back into a rib? - jjs)
  • Media, Dems (BIRM) Can't Find Dirt on Kavanaugh - So Instead, They Fling Poo

    CIVIL WAR 2.0
  • Black Pastors Call for Maxine "Roger" Waters to be Censured for Inciting "Mob Rule"
  • Rioters Who Wear Masks Should Fear Congressman's New Bill (we already have anti-Democrat Klan robe laws, but this can't hurt - jjs)
  • Eight Shrieking Rioters Arrested Outside Portland ICE Facility

    IMMIGRATION, AMNESTY
  • Heh: McCarthy Sez Dems Will Get to Vote on Their Abolish ICE Bill... Before the Midterms
  • The 3 Dems Who Introduced the Abolish ICE Bill Will Vote "No" On It
  • DoJ, DHS Claim Half of Children 5 and Under Separated at Border Came with Criminals or Adults Not Their Parents (a Sally Yates act of love, no doubt - jjs)
  • Non-Citizen Immigrants Find it Easy to Register to Vote, Cast Ballots

    POLITICS, 2018 MIDTERMS
  • CNN Commentator Pimps Maxine "Mikvah" Waters as 2020 Dem Prexy Candidate
  • Democrat-Socialist Socialite "Loopy Velez" Cortez Worried About November Counter-Revolution (Joe Crowley's name is still on the ballot - jjs)
  • Palsi-Pelosi Challenger Branded as "Inconsequential" Still Gunning for Her Job
  • Add Another Case to Andrew Cuomo's Cloud of Corruption
  • Obama Returns to Boost Holder-Led Group Targeting GOPers in 12 States
  • "Extreme Ithaca Liberal" Yard Signs Disappear, Extreme Ithaca Liberal Caught by Embedded Tracking Device

    SECOND AMENDMENT
  • Gun Rights Groups Sue California Over Registration Failures That Could Lead to Gun Owners Being Arrested
  • After the Annapolis Newspaper Shooting, Anti-Gun Crowd's Silence is Deafening

    FOREIGN POLICY, INTERNATIONAL
  • Congress Demands Release of Report Exploding Myth of Palestinian Refugees
  • Cory Gardner Sez Russia Ought to Be Named State Sponsor of Terror (great timing, Cory - jjs)
  • Once Upon a Time, John Kerry and Joe Bidet Disapproved of Germany-Russia Pipeline
  • Whoa, Fat's! Latest Antics Beg the Question: Was Singapore Summit a Total Failure?
  • NATO is Sick and PDT is the Best Doctor It's Likely to Get
  • The Left is Always Wrong, NATO Edition
  • Greenfield: Trump Frees Europe from Angry Socialist Babies

    ISLAM, TERRORISM, SHARIA, DHIMMITUDE
  • Opposition Group Claims Iran's Leaders Approved Paris Rally Bomb Plot
  • Black Slaves, Muslim Masters: An Appeal to American Blacks

    THE ECONOMY, STUPID
  • Senate GOP Plots Next Steps to Thwart Trump's Trade War (f**k them and f**k the Examiner for that headline - jjs)
  • Feds Collect Record Individual Income Taxes Through June - Still Run $607 Billion Deficit

    DOMESTIC POLICY, COURTS, BUREAUCRACY
  • Senate Confirms Benczkowski; It's Time to Confirm Dreiband and Clark Too
  • Even Post-Janus, Public Sector Unions Still Pulling the Strings

    EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION
  • "Progressive" (so-called) Child Abuse in the Schools
  • "Emergency!" at Yale: Qualified Judge Named to Court!
  • Affirmative Action on the Ropes?

    RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE, LYSENKOISM
  • Starbucks' Straw Ban Won't Help the Planet, But It Will Hurt the Disabled

    CULTURE WARS, HITHER and YON
  • Court of Appeals Ends "Clock Boy" Lawsuit Against Ben Shapiro with a Bang
  • Ohio to Get $2 Billion Theme Park 4 Times the Size of Disneyland (is there a Stormy Daniels Slip 'n Slide? - jjs)
  • The Old Versus the New Left
  • "Progressives'" (so-called) Punishment for the MAGA Hat
  • Fake History That Inspires Today's "Progressives" (so-called)

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:57 AM




    Comments

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    1 First again- two in a row!!

    Posted by: tomrima at July 13, 2018 07:56 AM (T7PQe)

    2 Another top 5. Goes great with coffee.

    Posted by: IanDeal at July 13, 2018 07:57 AM (5mrLG)

    3 Thank you, J.J., Vic, Mary, BEN, and others.

    Good morning, Moron Horde! God bless you all.

    Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 13, 2018 07:57 AM (nvMvs)

    4 Good Morning Morons its FRIDAY the 13th. And I have a black cat!

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 07:57 AM (mpXpK)

    5 G'mornin' Horde !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 13, 2018 07:57 AM (yN/cP)

    6 Mornin' Horde.

    Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 13, 2018 07:58 AM (KCxuz)

    7 Man, that's a lot of links. Thanks.

    Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 13, 2018 07:58 AM (PbH71)

    8 TGIF the 13th!

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2018 07:58 AM (DaDYr)

    9 Good morning, horde!

    Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 13, 2018 07:58 AM (Vzqe+)

    10 I tell you, Stroke looks like a man possessed by a demon.

    Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2018 07:59 AM (3HNOQ)

    11 Good morning!


    Yay, Kurt Schlichter made the Clock Boy appeal go away. #Winning

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 07:59 AM (W+vEI)

    12 Top 500 !

    Posted by: JT at July 13, 2018 07:59 AM (rB5xA)

    13 Poop meets fan!

    Now to take out the garbage and come back for content.

    Way to shine JJ...

    Posted by: Chuppa Cabron at July 13, 2018 08:00 AM (R3Kyj)

    14 The Democratic Socialists of America reached for the sky in a bid to crash Billy Joel's house fundraiser Thursday night for Gov. Andrew Cuomo's re-election campaign. As part of the protest organized by the Nassau County chapter of DSA, a plane flew over Joel's estate in Oyster Bay carrying a banner that says, "No Mo Cuomo."



    Just like the commies in the middle of the Spanish Civil War went at it with each other I endorse our own commies going to war with each other

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 08:00 AM (SiINZ)

    15 "Rod Rosensmegma,"

    Thank you. You finally got around to my favorite.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 08:01 AM (H8QX8)

    16 I think Stzok is possessed by a demon.
    Not kidding.

    Or....he's on some drugs?
    https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1017612665164894209



    That creepy smile: was he thinking: "I am so getting my FBI buddies to dig into your trash, buddy!"

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 08:02 AM (W+vEI)

    17
    You can just smell the Trump in this thread.

    Posted by: Peter Strzok at July 13, 2018 08:02 AM (LOgQ4)

    18 Strzok proved himself incompetent of the the office he held.

    Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 08:03 AM (eLo9G)

    19 Strzok, when questioned about his wife and Lisa, said

    Man got his woman to take his seed
    He got the power - oh
    She got the need
    She spends her life through
    pleasing up her man
    She feeds him dinner or anything she can

    She cries alone at night too often
    He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all

    Only women bleed


    Though that last bit may have been from Trump, referring to MeAgain Kelly's career or hoo-hah, you pick.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2018 08:03 AM (0ogQG)

    20 Strzok would be easy to picture in a smart Hugo Boss uniform, proudly explaining the most efficient ways to get those Jews on the trains.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2018 08:03 AM (tl8j7)

    21 >>Politically, CNN is pimping Maxine Waters to run for president in 2020



    Pleasepleaseplease do this!!
    Would think more blacks would decide to #WalkAway.

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 08:04 AM (W+vEI)

    22 yay Friday WTFO

    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 08:04 AM (JFO2v)

    23 3 Thank you, J.J., Vic, Mary, BEN, and others.


    YES! Yuuuge shout out to the smartest folks blogging today.

    It's hard to read as fast as you write!

    Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at July 13, 2018 08:05 AM (uU9xW)

    24 The Scott Adams video on the sidebar is pretty good. My experience is that when people realize they have been emotionally manipulated, like how Adams describes the Walk-Away people, those people do not come back because the emotional focus of the anger and fear turns right around and fastens with even more strength on those who did the manipulation. And because this is all about emotions there is no persuading them to change their minds.

    This is also a warning to us, something we have to guard against, people on "our side" trying to manipulate us through emotions. The only defense is skepticism and a demand to see the proof before accepting the claim, in my opinion.

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 08:05 AM (hLRSq)

    25 >>Ohio is going to see a massive $2 billion Stormy Daniels theme park (Gropey-Land! Kidding).


    ???

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 08:06 AM (W+vEI)

    26 Yes, there was much kabuki theater at Strzok's hearing yesterday as he lied his ass off. But we all Morons knew that was going to happen. These things are nothing but a chance to preen in front of the cameras. And the Democrats acted like the type communist asses that they are. They really do not give a shit about the rule of law. They see these hearings as an attack on their beloved Clinton dynasty as well as Pharaoh Choom who was also up to his eyeballs in this rampant lawbreaking. I don't see anything coming out of this in the end. This asshole belongs in jail, but then again, so does Scankles.


    Neither one of them will ever be charged with anything.


    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:06 AM (mpXpK)

    27
    At least 25 comments in, so, I want to deck Steve Cohen. So bad I can taste it.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:06 AM (VM6ev)

    28 Strzok's code name is Agent Smirk.

    Posted by: Case at July 13, 2018 08:07 AM (2AmoJ)

    29 The circus the Democrats put up was just them doing the five D's: deflect, dodge, dissemble, distract, and...deflect.

    Probably didn't work that well.

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 08:07 AM (hLRSq)

    30 Btw, Daily Beast boldly claimed yesterday that Strzok totes pwned the House GOPers.

    On to the House scheduling a vote on Abolish ICE, for once that looks to be entertaining kabuki theater. Put 'em on record, and watch 'em squirm.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2018 08:08 AM (0ogQG)

    31 26 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:06 AM (mpXpK)

    I agree. But I also think that the ultimate payback will be changes to the body politic in a positive way that we may not really fully see for years.

    But the winds of change are blowing, and the Strzok shit show is powering it. Have faith.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:08 AM (VM6ev)

    32 In RE: Singapore Summit.


    Time will tell, it is a little early to pass judgment.

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 08:09 AM (hLRSq)

    33 If I could give you a Purple Heart, I would. You deserve one, Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Tenn.) told Strzok.

    Memphis deserves this cucksucker.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 08:09 AM (JFO2v)

    34 "Cocky liar to the end."

    You don't get to be a VIP in the FBI without audacity of galactic proportions and an ego to match. Same for politics which is why we have the clowns we have now.

    Bluff, bluster, intimidation, abuse of power, bribery, deceit.

    Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 08:09 AM (roQNm)

    35 "24 The Scott Adams video on the sidebar is pretty good."

    Something about him bugs me. He's a little condescending. Adams opines things in the same way Chomsky does, as if they are beyond dispute, and couches obvious observations in a way to highlight his own brilliance. Also, I don't agree that Trump uses fear.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 08:10 AM (H8QX8)

    36 32 In RE: Singapore Summit.


    Time will tell, it is a little early to pass judgment.
    Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 08:09 AM (hLRSq)


    The optics alone are a huge win. Even if Whoa Fat is lying, no way PDT falls for anything or gives anything away. Win win. Even bigger win if Whoa Fat actually verifiably does what we want.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (VM6ev)

    37 will los angeles get the race war riot the msm and dems have been beating the drums for when the black woman who repeatedly hit a 90+ year old with a brick yelling "go back to mexico!" gets prison for attempted murder with hate crime enhancements?

    Posted by: adobe juan walks like a racist kenobe at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (fNf5p)

    38 Happy hug a black cat while standing under a ladder day.

    Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (QlQnE)

    39 Max Boot has an epiphany: America not so exceptional after all, because soccer.

    Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (QUpVW)

    40 I've been mulling over Obama's recent comments about how his election may have been 10-20 years too early. He's not wrong. It's become really clear to me just how many leftists hold the Erdogan view of democracy- that it's a train that you ride until you get to your stop. Obama was supposed to be the last stop.

    Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (hTui/)

    41 Noncitizen immigrants find it easy to register to vote, cast ballots


    Yes, isn't Motor Voter just fantastic. The RNCe compromised on that. The Democrats agreed to have voter rolls purged of dead people, people who have moved, and felons every four years. But nothing was put in to see that implemented. Now if you try to purge the voter rolls a certain segment of the Democrat base sues nearly every time. And if the shop for a far left judge he will rule in their favor.


    The RNCe, like always got gypped.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

    42 The #WalkAway people are just like I felt about the GOPe. Even now those cocksuckers are clueless about just how much I want to toss every fucking one in a wood chipper.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (y7DUB)

    43 I think Strozk is mentally off. I mean, I do not look at Lisa Page and think to myself "Damn....she's hot biscuits! I'm going to betray my wife and make a two backed beast with her! How could anyone not?!?!"


    Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (eytER)

    44 beating the drums

    i denounce myself

    Posted by: adobe juan walks like a racist kenobe at July 13, 2018 08:12 AM (fNf5p)

    45 * distributes mattock handles, sap gloves *

    'Morning, one and all.

    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 08:13 AM (fA1SL)

    46 All of this Russia investigation stuff is hurting the liberals and they are starting to realize it and take steps to mitigate losing independent voters. My local left leaning newspaper stopped covering meullers investigation a few months ago.

    They did have a small column on the stripper getting arrested but that was on page A9 .

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 13, 2018 08:13 AM (+Dllb)

    47 I agree. But I also think that the ultimate payback will be changes to the body politic in a positive way that we may not really fully see for years.

    But the winds of change are blowing, and the Strzok shit show is powering it. Have faith.
    Posted by: J.J. Sefton


    I have faith in God.

    Man? Nah. Not in the least.

    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 08:14 AM (Y5LDn)

    48 The State Department has, since the Obama administration was in office, been hiding a key report believed to expose the number of Palestinian refugees as far smaller than the U.N. and other have claimed for decades. The public release of this information could alter how the United States provides funding for Palestinian refugees.
    . . .
    Sources with direct knowledge of the report's contents have told the Free Beacon it puts the number of actual Palestinian refugees at around 20,000, far fewer than the 5.3 million figure routinely pushed by UNRWA and pro-Palestinian advocates who want to see the United States and international partners continue sending millions in aid to the Palestinian government.



    WOW

    How many millions (billions?) has the US alone given the Palestinians?

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 08:14 AM (W+vEI)

    49 having seen clips of Strzok Snake-Shimmy's creepiness, I cannot imagine how bizarre his girlfriend must be...

    Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 08:15 AM (hMwEB)

    50 Here is an exercise, for fun: look at yesterday's hearings through an emotional and experience filter. Forget that you know a lot of facts. If you were seeing that hearing and filtering everything through your experiences of how people behave - look, speak, act, demeanor - where do you think the truth would lie? Who do you think is the liar?

    Filter it through your experiences with other people, your co-workers, friends, family, acquaintances. Doing that, what would you think?

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 08:15 AM (hLRSq)

    51 Politically, CNN is pimping Maxine Waters to run for president in 2020

    --

    See, I know our first reaction is yes! Run Maxie, run! And I concur. She is as appealing as the unwashed socks of a homeless man. But truly, CNN is so bereft of normal mental capacity if they think this is a good idea. Even the most fringe "I don't care about politics" people would look at that screaming nutjob and be repulsed.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 08:15 AM (mQ0Mc)

    52 45 * distributes mattock handles, sap gloves *

    Lester Pick Rick Mattocks ?

    Posted by: adobe juan walks like a racist kenobe at July 13, 2018 08:16 AM (fNf5p)

    53 Mad Maxine run for President? Please, please, please run Maxine. Pretty please. What a show a debate between PDT and Maxine would be.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:16 AM (jm1YL)

    54 It is going to be great when She Guevara gets to congress and demands the same respect and authority as Crowley, after all, she defeated him, so she should command greater power!

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2018 08:16 AM (wdmm9)

    55 40 I've been mulling over Obama's recent comments about how his election may have been 10-20 years too early. He's not wrong. It's become really clear to me just how many leftists hold the Erdogan view of democracy- that it's a train that you ride until you get to your stop. Obama was supposed to be the last stop.
    Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (hTui/)


    All things considered, the Left's calculated risk with Obama was a logical move given the trajectory of the nation, the state of the media, academia, culture, bureaucracy and courts.

    The 8 years of Obama turned out to be a political emetic. As I quoted Steve Miller "you've got to go through hell before you get to heaven."

    That said, he and they were unstoppable for 24 months. They should've granted amnesty to the 30 million illegals. That would've been lights-out, ballgame, Katie-bar-the-door, right there.

    But no. They just had to turn south and capture Stalingrad...

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:16 AM (VM6ev)

    56 Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 08:10 AM (H8QX

    Excellent comment - you did what I was trying to get at with comment #50.

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 08:17 AM (hLRSq)

    57 I believe Strzok can have his salary reduced to $1. So there is something can be done to him.

    Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2018 08:17 AM (vcfwL)

    58 What morgue did the donks find Jerry Nadless in? I'm trying to figure out what genius thought putting that piece of shit, along with that greaseball from the dogshit state of Rhode Island and Jackass-Lee, on public display was a smart thing.

    Speaking of entirely worthless individuals, is Sleepy Jeff still fogging a mirror?

    Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2018 08:17 AM (y7DUB)

    59 Seeing Strzok yesterday was reminiscent of the old newsreels of some of the defiant to the end Nazis at Nuremburg.

    Posted by: BluesFish at July 13, 2018 08:17 AM (Jv/P/)

    60 The dem primary is going to be a 30 candidate shit show.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2018 08:17 AM (wdmm9)

    61
    Good morning, Hordians.

    Working from home today with roofers coming today to take care of some issues, minor but $800 worth.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 08:17 AM (LsBY9)

    62 g'mornin', 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at July 13, 2018 08:18 AM (ZQfW9)

    63 J.J., your photoshop skills and pithy one liners have melded into perfection.

    I nominate today's effort for an all time favorite.

    Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:18 AM (QlQnE)

    64 The State Department has, since the Obama
    administration was in office, been hiding a key report believed to
    expose the number of Palestinian refugees as far smaller than the U.N.
    and other have claimed for decades. The public release of this
    information could alter how the United States provides funding for
    Palestinian refugees.

    . . .

    Sources with direct knowledge of the report's contents have told the Free Beacon it puts the number of actual Palestinian refugees at around 20,000, far fewer than the 5.3 million
    figure routinely pushed by UNRWA and pro-Palestinian advocates who want
    to see the United States and international partners continue sending
    millions in aid to the Palestinian government.





    WOW



    How many millions (billions?) has the US alone given the Palestinians?


    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 08:14 AM

    ---

    Just like the CDC was hiding a study that they did on defensive uses of guns in the US. They conducted a three year comprehensive study on the use of guns to stop violence and apparently they didn't like the results they got so they buried it.


    "The CDCs findings were that an average of 2.46 million U.S. adults used
    a gun for self defense in each of those years from 1996 to 1998."

    Now I wonder why they would want to bury those results?

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 13, 2018 08:18 AM (+Dllb)

    65 The circus the Democrats put up was just them doing the five D's: deflect, dodge, dissemble, distract, and...deflect.

    If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a question.

    Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan, General Counsel at July 13, 2018 08:18 AM (tl8j7)

    66 comrade stroke is an evil fuck

    Posted by: d9 at July 13, 2018 08:19 AM (WX+x0)

    67 Politically, CNN is pimping Maxine Waters to run for president in 2020



    --



    See, I know our first reaction is yes! Run Maxie, run! And I
    concur. She is as appealing as the unwashed socks of a homeless man.
    But truly, CNN is so bereft of normal mental capacity if they think this
    is a good idea. Even the most fringe "I don't care about politics"
    people would look at that screaming nutjob and be repulsed.


    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 08:15 AM

    ---

    They want to save Kamel Toe for 2024 because whoever runs against Trump in 2020 is going to get crushed.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 13, 2018 08:20 AM (+Dllb)

    68 The whole birth control thing is so stupid. Just how would a state ban birth control? Pull rubber machine out of truck stops. I would think some smart lawyer could claim that a woman bought rubbers to keep from giving her boyfriend VD. And as for the pill it is used for other things the BC.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 08:20 AM (JFO2v)

    69
    Mets lose 5-4, fall into last place.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 08:20 AM (LsBY9)

    70 63 J.J., your photoshop skills and pithy one liners have melded into perfection.

    I nominate today's effort for an all time favorite.
    Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:18 AM (QlQnE)


    Really? Thanks. I thought it was a quickie. The one I had with Maxine Waters superimposed on the portrait of Rudolph Hess a week or so ago was better IMHO.

    YMMV!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:20 AM (VM6ev)

    71 I believe Strzok can have his salary reduced to $1. So there is something can be done to him.
    Posted by: An Observation

    Legal Attache Chad or CAR are open

    Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 08:20 AM (Cnt92)

    72 ''The dem primary is going to be a 30 candidate shit show.''

    Mostly screeching womyns guaranteed to turn off everyone except other screechers.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:20 AM (jm1YL)

    73 The continuing hysteria on the Left is due to dislocation. They followed the Chocolate Messiah into the realm of light and are stuck there with no place to go.

    Posted by: Caliban at July 13, 2018 08:20 AM (QE8X6)

    74 31 I agree. But I also think that the ultimate payback
    will be changes to the body politic in a positive way that we may not
    really fully see for years.



    But the winds of change are blowing, and the Strzok shit show is powering it. Have faith.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:08 AM (VM6ev)

    I will be mouldering in the grave long before the FSA gives up on the Democrats.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:21 AM (mpXpK)

    75 69
    Mets lose 5-4, fall into last place.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 08:20 AM (LsBY9)


    "Tanned, rested, ready, and mostly dead."

    - - Marvelous Marv Throneberry

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:21 AM (VM6ev)

    76 Feds Collect Record Individual Income Taxes Through June - Still Run $607 Billion Deficit

    Few things piss me off more than illegals getting treated better than US citizens, this is one of those things. Disgraceful.

    Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 08:21 AM (r9UYA)

    77 I believe Strzok can have his salary reduced to $1. So there is something can be done to him.


    Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2018 08:17 AM (vcfwL)


    Sure. But that would require a GOP congress that wanted to actually punish Strzok.

    Which they don't. Yesterday proved that in spades.

    And even if they did reduce his salary, the asswipe would have a GoFundMe with one million dollars in it the next day.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2018 08:21 AM (kqsXK)

    78 My favorite part of the hearing:

    FBI agent Peter Strzok was grilled Thursday about his text messages and personal views on President Donald Trump’s supporters before a joint House committee hearing, at one being asked whether he believed the president’s base were “hillbillies” and to describe what “Trump support” smelled like.

    http://www.newsweek.com/peter-strzok-trump-smell-hillbillies-1020892

    Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 08:22 AM (LOgQ4)

    79 You cant maintain the socialist nanny state without new taxpayers - and they need to productive and the right color. So, we should ban BC for liberal, white women.

    Posted by: Notorious RBG at July 13, 2018 08:22 AM (Cnt92)

    80 Neither one of them will ever be charged with anything.

    --

    Agree 100%. The best we can hope for is that, because of them, the needle will move as some LIVs will have their eyes opened.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 08:22 AM (mQ0Mc)

    81 Filter it through your experiences with other people, your co-workers, friends, family, acquaintances. Doing that, what would you think?
    Posted by: Mikey NTH


    Filter it thru the fact he lied his ass off and wasn't led out in handcuffs.

    Who won?

    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 08:22 AM (Y5LDn)

    82 Down the street you can hear her scream "you're a disgrace"/as she slams the door in Zod's drunken face/and now he stands outside and the humans start to gossip and drool...

    Posted by: Zod at July 13, 2018 08:22 AM (Bdeb0)

    83 Strzok is like an older David Hogg.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2018 08:22 AM (tl8j7)

    84 PENNINGTON, N.J. -- The past few years have been thick with promises of shiny new infrastructure and the revival of American greatness.

    Funny, then, that so little has been made of a quiet victory for U.S. infrastructure due later this year. By September 2018, one of the country's most famous civil-engineering projects will finally complete construction, six decades after work on it began.

    Interstate 95, the country's most used highway, will finally run as one continuous road between Miami and Maine by the late summer. The interstate's infamous "gap" on the Pennsylvania and New Jersey border will be closed, turning I-95 into an unbroken river of concrete more than 1,900 miles long. In so doing, it will also mark a larger milestone, say transportation officials -- the completion of the original United States interstate system.

    Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 13, 2018 08:22 AM (e8kgV)

    85 " If I could give you a Purple Heart, I would. You deserve one, Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Tenn.) told Strzok. "


    Good one Cohen.

    Now do Steve Scalia

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 08:22 AM (wldC6)

    86 Good morning all. Thanks JJ for the MR & links. Watching the dhimmicrats having a stroke over Gohmert stare down of FBI's Weiner Stroke was funny as all hell yesterday.

    Posted by: BebeDahl at July 13, 2018 08:22 AM (yNyJy)

    87 74
    I will be mouldering in the grave long before the FSA gives up on the Democrats.
    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:21 AM (mpXpK)


    Understand. Yes, there will always be a FSA somewhere because of human nature, just as there will be evil people dressed up as Socialists to use and abuse them.

    That said, I think we have a chance - maybe a good chance - with PDT to at least start the unwinding process and turn the culture around, or lay the foundation for it.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:23 AM (VM6ev)

    88 Call me naive, but I don't think Strzok will have a job by the end of the day. He has more testesmoney to give today. He is writing out his own pick-slip.

    Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2018 08:23 AM (3HNOQ)

    89 Feds Collect Record Individual Income Taxes


    and it is not enough
    it is never enough, never has been, never will be.

    Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 08:23 AM (roQNm)

    90 Loved Gohmert and his "well, suh, did you think about that when you was whorin' around with that dirty little homewreckin' filly in yer office?"

    Posted by: Zod at July 13, 2018 08:23 AM (Bdeb0)

    91 >>43 I think Strozk is mentally off. I mean, I do not look at Lisa Page and think to myself "Damn....she's hot biscuits! I'm going to betray my wife and make a two backed beast with her! How could anyone not?!?!"
    Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (eytER)


    I think, "turn the page."

    Posted by: Caliban at July 13, 2018 08:23 AM (QE8X6)

    92 Call me naive, but I don't think Strzok will have a
    job by the end of the day. He has more testesmoney to give today. He is
    writing out his own pick-slip.



    Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2018 08:23 AM

    ---

    Agree, pretty sure he knows he is done at the fbi.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 13, 2018 08:24 AM (+Dllb)

    93 Loudoun Co smells like money

    Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 08:24 AM (Cnt92)

    94 ''The continuing hysteria on the Left is due to dislocation. They followed the Chocolate Messiah into the realm of light and are stuck there with no place to go.''

    I'm so using that line. I would add that ''the realm of light" is actually the fires of hell and the devil has a good hold on them now.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:24 AM (jm1YL)

    95 There's something about Myrna Loy that triggers every one of my self-loathing buttons, but here's a Photoplay picture of her with her stand-in, Melrose Hooper, of whom, sadly, I can't dig up any information.

    https://tinyurl.com/yajq2zeq

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2018 08:25 AM (kqsXK)

    96 The dem primary is going to be a 30 candidate shit show.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


    And it's gonna be GREAT !

    Buy yer popcorn NOW !

    Posted by: JT at July 13, 2018 08:25 AM (rB5xA)

    97 72 ''The dem primary is going to be a 30 candidate shit show.''

    Mostly screeching womyns guaranteed to turn off everyone except other screechers.
    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:20 AM (jm1YL)


    Watch Live on Headline News 1AM Sunday Morning!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:25 AM (VM6ev)

    98 43 I think Strozk is mentally off. I mean, I do not look at Lisa Page and think to myself "Damn....she's hot biscuits! I'm going to betray my wife and make a two backed beast with her! How could anyone not?!?!"
    Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (eytER)


    I think, "turn the page."
    Posted by: Caliban

    I think it was all about compromising and controlling his oversight. Same approach he used with the FISA Judge, compromise him socially - use him professionally.

    Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 08:25 AM (Cnt92)

    99 95 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2018 08:25 AM (kqsXK)


    Funny, I'm getting a lot of Loy pics on my Pinterest feed these days.

    Those eyes were amazing. Funny lady too in "Mr. Blandings" and of course as Nora Charles. Loved her in "Best Years of Our Lives."

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:26 AM (VM6ev)

    100 They want to save Kamel Toe for 2024 because whoever runs against Trump in 2020 is going to get crushed.
    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 13, 2018 08:20 AM (+Dllb


    I've thought that too but Willie Brown's cum dumpster is proving to be remarkably ignorant every time she opens her simple speaking hole. I'm not hearing the mindless inevitability about her like I constantly detected about Cock Curious.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2018 08:26 AM (y7DUB)

    101 As I recall Cohen was the freak that was caught lying about sending sexually explicit texts to his son's teenage girlfriend a couple of years ago. Purple Heart, uh huh, riiiight.

    Posted by: BebeDahl at July 13, 2018 08:27 AM (yNyJy)

    102 >>Strzok is like an older David Hogg.

    Yeah. And isn't Hogg's dad FBI?

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 08:27 AM (W+vEI)

    103 91
    I think, "turn the page."
    Posted by: Caliban at July 13, 2018 08:23 AM (QE8X6)


    "I know, right?!"

    - - Bob Seger

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:27 AM (VM6ev)

    104 I see ryan is going to let the dems "abolish ICE" bill come up for a vote. Hoisted by their own petard:
    "Three Democratic congressmen declared on Thursday that they will vote no on their own legislation if House Speaker Paul Ryan puts their bill
    on the floor."

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 13, 2018 08:27 AM (+Dllb)

    105 101 As I recall Cohen was the freak that was caught lying about sending sexually explicit texts to his son's teenage girlfriend a couple of years ago. Purple Heart, uh huh, riiiight.
    Posted by: BebeDahl at July 13, 2018 08:27 AM (yNyJy)


    He sent her a Purple Glans with Purple Nurple leaf clusters...

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:28 AM (VM6ev)

    106 Interstate 95, the country's most used highway, will finally run as one continuous road between Miami and Maine by the late summer. The interstate's infamous "gap" on the Pennsylvania and New Jersey border will be closed, turning I-95 into an unbroken river of concrete more than 1,900 miles long. In so doing, it will also mark a larger milestone, say transportation officials -- the completion of the original United States interstate system.

    Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 13, 2018 08:22 AM


    A road which is virtually unusable for 50 miles before Washington DC and 50 miles after. Two to three hour slowdowns are common.

    I have a photo on my phone of sitting at a dead stop, in bumper to bumper, with a 70 mph sign to the right. Added three extra hours to an 11 hour trip.

    It's a fvcking joke. Federal agencies need to broken up and scattered across the country. Their congregation in one area has ruined Interstate 95.

    Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 08:28 AM (LOgQ4)

    107 If Strzok is like this, imagine what she will be like.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2018 08:28 AM (tl8j7)

    108 More Noos today is Friday, July 13, 2018. On this day in 1863 the New York City draft riots began. Opponents of conscription began three days of rioting which would be later regarded as the worst in United States history. They had two major beefs. They were angry that the law allowed more wealthy people to buy their way out of the draft and they were opposed to the war with the South as well because NY's economy was tied to the South at the time. The movie Gangs of New York is a fictional account of these riots. I haven't seen it.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:28 AM (mpXpK)

    109 Seeing Strzok yesterday was reminiscent of the old newsreels of some of the defiant to the end Nazis at Nuremburg.

    Posted by: BluesFish at July 13, 2018 08:17 AM (Jv/P/)


    How'd that work out for them?

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 08:28 AM (hLRSq)

    110 JJ, love your posts each day but I gotta say, stop being such a defeatist pussy. Do you really think Trump is going to let that slimy F Strzok slide? No way, the God Emperor WILL have his revenge! Just be patient.

    Posted by: Tully at July 13, 2018 08:29 AM (349nX)

    111 Rudy slams the Mueller witch-hunt after the corrupt FBI agent testimony.


    http://tinyurl.com/yc2fluzh

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

    112 George W Bush: I'm Disturbed by Immigration Debate Taking Place -BB


    As he was sitting next to his bff Clenis.

    Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 08:29 AM (r9UYA)

    113 President Trump criticized British Prime Minister Theresa May's handling of Brexit Thursday, telling The Sun newspaper that her plan was "very unfortunate" and would "probably" kill any possible trade deal between the U.S. and the U.K.


    The beef with May centers on her soft and drawn-out exit plan from the EU rather than a fast exit that British voters want. They were looking for a deal with the US on trade after the EU exit and Trump is warning that this slow exit could impact that deal. May is a member of the British Conservative Party but by our standards she is not very conservative.


    http://tinyurl.com/y77th4xj

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

    114 104 I see ryan is going to let the dems "abolish ICE" bill come up for a vote. Hoisted by their own petard:
    "Three Democratic congressmen declared on Thursday that they will vote no on their own legislation if House Speaker Paul Ryan puts their bill
    on the floor."
    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 13, 2018 08:27 AM (+Dllb)


    The ads shoot themselves! Can you imagine you're a typical Lefty droog and you see an ad that your own people are voting no for the thing you want them to do?!

    Gold, Jerry.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:29 AM (VM6ev)

    115 Hottest show in Texas is going to be Loopy valdez trying to debate Abbott.

    Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 08:29 AM (QlQnE)

    116 The Strzok hearings and many others, IG report, Nunes memo, email investigation, all of it....
    Sound and fury, signifying nothing.
    Justice will never be served to any of these people. The best we will get is a more people wake up. The Deep State/federal ruling class will only be beaten by sustained, years long assault, layoffs, and huge budget cuts. Stave those shits out and make working for the govt. a genuine sacrifice for thio that actually want to serve the country.

    Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2018 08:29 AM (MxEKc)

    117 102; yes he is. or was. i think hoggs' baby daddy is retired.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 13, 2018 08:29 AM (KP5rU)

    118 Loopy Velez....welcome to the real, sweetie. Oh wait... *adulting* is what you kids call it.

    Posted by: BluesFish at July 13, 2018 08:29 AM (Jv/P/)

    119 Gutfeld on the so-called fair share and the difference between how the MFM treated the Choom's call for the rich to 'pay their fair share' of taxes and how they treat Trump's call for NATO nations to pay their 'fair share' of NATO costs. Let's face it Greg, there is a double whammy here. The MFM have had their collective lips on Obama's ass since 2007 and add that to the fact that most of the MFM are closet socialists, if not outright communists. And then they collectively hate Trump with a passion and they are not shy about showing it.


    http://tinyurl.com/ya5k9lzx

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

    120 If ROE has 70% support, there should be no problem in passing a Constitutional Amendment.

    Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (TdS5t)

    121 Former Utah Representative Jason Chaffetz was highly critical of Sessions and the way he had handled this and the Clinton e-mail scandals.


    http://tinyurl.com/yaaujuxg

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (mpXpK)

    122 He sent her a Purple Glans with Purple Nurple leaf clusters...
    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:28 AM (VM6ev)
    -----
    LOL, good one.

    Posted by: BebeDahl at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (yNyJy)

    123 Rep. Diane Black (R-TN) (CR 69) has a simple idea to discourage illegal immigration, she wants to make it a felony. No chance of passing and she knows it so this bill is just more kabuki theater from a RINO. The fact is only the first illegal entry is a misdemeanor, after that it already does elevate to a felony. The problem is even 3rd and 4th crossers are never prosecuted as a felony. They just keep deporting them. . . when the court allows it. And there is where congressional action is needed.


    http://tinyurl.com/y8vn6qe7

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (mpXpK)

    124 Loudoun Co smells like money

    --

    That voted for Cankles the Drunk.

    But to hear Strozk's testimony yesterday, he was just taking a drive into the hinterlands when he made his comments about "those" people. His On the Road with Charles Kuralt schtick. It was just fun-lovin' stuff, you sillies!!

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (mQ0Mc)

    125 Sorry to be dumb, but what is NOOD?

    Posted by: Terry C at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (sQcV/)

    126 Fox's traffic court judge doesn't like Trump's SCOTUS pick and he admits he voted for the Libertarian candidate in 2016. (Gary Johnson)


    http://tinyurl.com/y8tg225l

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (mpXpK)

    127 Just drooling over the possibility of Trump getting 5 Scotus nominations by 2024.

    Seven conservatives on the court, including 5 originalists under 60 all named by 2Scoops.

    according to life expectancy tables, 57% chance that all nine (including the new guy) live through 2020. only a 12% chance they all make it through 2024. Not even counting retirements.

    Once Kavanaugh is seated, what will dems be able to cry about when the next opening occurs? The 6th vote to destroy America is only icing on the fascist cake we'll make them bake.

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (vChNs)

    128 110 JJ, love your posts each day but I gotta say, stop being such a defeatist pussy. Do you really think Trump is going to let that slimy F Strzok slide? No way, the God Emperor WILL have his revenge! Just be patient.
    Posted by: Tully at July 13, 2018 08:29 AM (349nX)


    It's not defeatist; it's realist. That said, yes, PDT is going to have his revenge. I just don't see him an his ilk tried, convicted, sentenced and significantly imprisoned/punished.

    But, I am always eager to be proven wrong here!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:31 AM (VM6ev)

    129 The pics at the top of the story made me giggle. He needs an edible to calm down and she needs a trip to Ulta (beauty store, 'rons) STAT.

    Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 08:31 AM (ZkXzk)

    130 GOOD ONE HERE


    BB details some of the stated reasons Democrats are opposing Trump's SCOTUS pick. Some of these will cause you to spit coffee on your computer screen so make sure you have swallowed your coffee before reading this.


    For example Kameltoe says 'his vote will effect the outcome of decisions. Trump should have picked someone whose vote would not count'[/i. Is this idiot on the same planet as the rest of us?


    http://tinyurl.com/yd48ek8g

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:31 AM (mpXpK)

    131 I think, "turn the page."
    Posted by: Caliban at July 13, 2018 08:23 AM (QE8X6)

    ---

    over? like butt stuff?

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 08:31 AM (vChNs)

    132 Stay tuned for Gun-Moll Gummy Boo-Boo later this morning

    LOL. You should get immense amounts of money for your writing here, J.J. I don't think you are, but the intelligence and wit, I think you should.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 08:31 AM (AllCR)

    133 Heritage article says both Democrat and Republican administrations have been lying about the numbers of illegals who are skipping their court appearances. Sadly he doesn't mention that the estimates for the total number of illegals in the US are grossly low-balled. The last gov estimates I have seen were app 10M. Experts have said the number is closer to 30M and that was years ago.


    http://tinyurl.com/y8g8dayr

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:31 AM (mpXpK)

    134 125 Sorry to be dumb, but what is NOOD?
    Posted by: Terry C at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (sQcV/)


    Stick around in an hour or so...

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:32 AM (VM6ev)

    135 Ramirez (repeat)


    http://tinyurl.com/y8qxuj9n

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:32 AM (mpXpK)

    136 Strzok is exhibit A on why you should always lawyer up if faced with LEs, specially the Feds.
    coz the agent yoy interact with may seem "nice" but his boss is probably Strzok-crazy

    Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 08:32 AM (hMwEB)

    137 ''There's something about Myrna Loy that triggers every one of my self-loathing buttons, but here's a Photoplay picture of her with her stand-in, Melrose Hooper, of whom, sadly, I can't dig up any information. ''

    She was such a cutie in the first "'Thin Man"'. The scene where she sits,resplendent in her new mink coat, watching Nick shoot balloons over his shoulder is priceless.
    '

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:32 AM (jm1YL)

    138 Tax revenues have never been the issue for many years. Bush collected about 35% more in taxes the Clinton. Bhussein about 30% more than Bush. It is spending.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 08:32 AM (JFO2v)

    139 I see ryan is going to let the dems "abolish ICE" bill come up for a vote. Hoisted by their own petard:
    "Three Democratic congressmen declared on Thursday that they will vote no on their own legislation if House Speaker Paul Ryan puts their bill
    on the floor."
    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


    Your vote should be an automatic "Yes" if you are the sponsor or co-sponsor of a bill.

    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 08:32 AM (Y5LDn)

    140 131 I think, "turn the page."
    Posted by: Caliban at July 13, 2018 08:23 AM (QE8X6)

    ---

    over? like butt stuff?
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 08:31 AM (vChNs)


    Barney Fagg approves this message!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:32 AM (VM6ev)

    141 105 101 As I recall Cohen was the freak that was caught lying about sending sexually explicit texts to his son's teenage girlfriend a couple of years ago. Purple Heart, uh huh, riiiight.
    Posted by: BebeDahl at July 13, 2018 08:27 AM (yNyJy)

    How did he manage to escape the shrieking Roy Moore-haters? Oh, dem. Different rules.

    Posted by: Gem at July 13, 2018 08:32 AM (XoAz8)

    142 Filter it thru the fact he lied his ass off and wasn't led out in handcuffs.

    Who won?

    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 08:22 AM (Y5LDn)


    Too soon to tell, really. But if there are observers out there, who are not strict partisans (most people) and do not follow this closely, and do not have a lot of facts, how do you think they would react to that filtering what they saw through their experiences of dealing with people?


    That is where the political rubber on this story meets the road, and this is the well from which Chief-Inspector Mueller's investigation has flowed.

    Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 08:33 AM (hLRSq)

    143 I listened to that Scott Adams podcast, I get what he's saying. He's quite analytical and doesn't really have a great presentation voice, so it's unfortunate he like to do everything in podcasts, but whatever. His point about "fear" is that it is the most powerful motivator for people (unquestionably) and that the Democrats have been using this exclusively to fuel their appeals now. A big part of Trump's genius is that he realized this, and rather than ignoring what they were doing and refusing to take them on (which is weak) he attacked them at their strength, by pointing out to people "okay, if we're going to be afraid of something, fear North Korea's nukes! Fear MS-13 moving to our cities! Fear ISIS guerillas infiltrating our country through our ridiculously weak visa system!"

    And thus Trump defeats the Dem's campaign of fake fear by pointing out, to those who are motivated by fear, which is most everyone, that there are REAL threats we should fear, and that we should then take action against those REAL threats. Which Trump is doing.

    And if there's anything which we should fear more than any other threat we have at this point, it is the Deep State.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2018 08:33 AM (V2Yro)

    144 132 Stay tuned for Gun-Moll Gummy Boo-Boo later this morning

    LOL. You should get immense amounts of money for your writing here, J.J. I don't think you are, but the intelligence and wit, I think you should.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 08:31 AM (AllCR)



    "Please send $50000US via Western Union to cover all modalities. And remain blessed."

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:33 AM (VM6ev)

    145 I'm hoping GWB is effectively putting the final nails in the coffin of the family political history. I'll miss his asshole father when he croaks about the same as McCain.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2018 08:34 AM (y7DUB)

    146 can't we meet the Dems halfway and agree to abolish the FBI instead?

    Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 08:34 AM (hMwEB)

    147 120 If ROE has 70% support, there should be no problem in passing a Constitutional Amendment.
    Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (TdS5t)

    ---

    and nothing to fear if it gets repealed. what legislature would go against that sentiment?

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 08:34 AM (vChNs)

    148 I think Maxine Waters should run for President with Loopy as her running mate.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 08:35 AM (AllCR)

    149 NOOD = new thread, so join the stampede above

    NOOD = disrobe, and you know the drill, pics or it didn't happen

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 08:35 AM (mQ0Mc)

    150 125 Sorry to be dumb, but what is NOOD?
    Posted by: Terry C at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (sQcV/)
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    Probably ain't dumb just unaware. NOOD means a new thread has been posted.

    Posted by: BebeDahl at July 13, 2018 08:35 AM (yNyJy)

    151 125 Sorry to be dumb, but what is NOOD?
    Posted by: Terry C at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (sQcV/)


    Do you live close by ?? Pics ??

    Posted by: SHEP at July 13, 2018 08:35 AM (TdS5t)

    152 One thing they love to say is that "Trump holds a grudge." In fact, the opposite seems true. More than almost any other public figure I've ever seen, Trump seems, once things are resolved, to put them behind him. E.g., Kavanaugh's appointment despite his Bush connections, or his calling "Lying Ted" a "fighter" once he'd won. There are plenty of examples.

    And this itself is just one more example of the way Chesterton's method, of turning at every bit of common knowledge upside down to look at it in a new way, is almost always helpful.

    Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 08:36 AM (59GGI)

    153 Bread & butter, Lady. Smile

    Posted by: BebeDahl at July 13, 2018 08:36 AM (yNyJy)

    154 People will die if he is confirmed

    What a crock of horseshit from Yale! Just shows that groupthink is alive and well.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 08:36 AM (JFO2v)

    155 125 Sorry to be dumb, but what is NOOD?
    Posted by: Terry C at July 13, 2018 08:30 AM (sQcV/)


    Why, I am, silly.

    Posted by: David at July 13, 2018 08:36 AM (QE8X6)

    156 Talk evil to me.

    Posted by: Lisa Page's Pillow Talk at July 13, 2018 08:38 AM (tl8j7)

    157 Good Morning JJ, Vic and the illustrious Horde! Have a great Friday one and all - now to refresh the coffee and return to the linkage above.

    Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 13, 2018 08:38 AM (9ks3L)

    158 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:33 AM (VM6ev)

    LOL. Dream on, buddy! I already have a sister in Christ writing me her scam e-mails. I don't need a brother in Moses doing it too. ;^)

    P.S. I am a penurious pastor. Nada funds available even for a great writer such as yourself!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 08:38 AM (AllCR)

    159 NOOD is an AOSHQ corruption of the word "NEW" applied to posting.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:38 AM (mpXpK)

    160 ''Sorry to be dumb, but what is NOOD?''

    And you never, ever want to be caught posting on an old thread when a NOOD goes up. That's called being "willowed".

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:38 AM (jm1YL)

    161 That said, Strzok's body language, comments and his facial expressions just spoke volumes about not only the kind of smug, loathsome, elitist, self-inflating ubermensch he thinks he is, but who the people who run our government, infect our body politic and control our media think they are as well.

    Concur, and I would add that the fact that he can so transparently lie to to the panel with outright support instead of recrimination from the democrats pretty much indicates how deep this goes.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 13, 2018 08:39 AM (i0ykY)

    162 Happy Jason Vorhees Day today!

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 08:39 AM (mQ0Mc)

    163 Spoke with an 85 year old Navy vet last night. He hated Obama, thought he was the worst Pres ever. Now he's done with the GOP and Trump. Shocking.

    Posted by: Vito Silana at July 13, 2018 08:39 AM (vx3cd)

    164 Morning, y'all! What sort of shiite can we stir this fine AM?

    *more coffffeve*

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 08:40 AM (7LY+6)

    165 Strozk is clearly a sociopath.

    Supposedly people like that are screened out of employment at organizations such as the FBI.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2018 08:40 AM (EZebt)

    166 Question: is the Federal Smirk something they are trained in, or are they hired because they already have it?

    Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 08:40 AM (59GGI)

    167 Seeing Strzok yesterday was reminiscent of the old newsreels of some of the defiant to the end Nazis at Nuremburg.
    Posted by: BluesFish at July 13, 2018 08:17 AM (Jv/P/)

    Exactly!!!

    Posted by: Chillin the most at July 13, 2018 08:40 AM (S5wVA)

    168 "Sorry to be dumb, but what is NOOD? "

    AoSHQ..

    Where even the memes have memes.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 08:40 AM (wldC6)

    169 125 Sorry to be dumb, but what is NOOD?
    Posted by: Terry C

    Some threads are clothing optional, like this one. I think the ONT is a "shirt, shoes, no service" thread, so best to be NOOD for that.

    Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 08:40 AM (ZkXzk)

    170 168. IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE USUALLY WE USE BEN ROETHLISBERGER TO EXPLAIN THESE THINGS.

    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 08:41 AM (fA1SL)

    171 Thanks for the links Vic.

    Posted by: BebeDahl at July 13, 2018 08:41 AM (yNyJy)

    172 Uh-oh, do we have a "concerned conservative" this morning?

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 08:41 AM (mQ0Mc)

    173 Talk evil to me.
    Posted by: Lisa Page"

    You know, I'd kinda like to see what those choppers could do to a cookie... or a slice of pizza.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 08:42 AM (7LY+6)

    174 MP4, a comment to you got willowed on the ONT.

    Won't attempt to get the whole thing back up but wanted you to know I spent a happy couple of hours reading your website and links.

    It's friendly comfortable site and much fun to read.

    But, as always with your writing, I closed it wishing there were more.

    Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 08:42 AM (3W5cQ)

    175 166 Question: is the Federal Smirk something they are trained in, or are they hired because they already have it?
    Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 08:40 AM (59GGI)

    ----

    it looked like he just squeezed out a silent but deadly and was spreading it out for the audience.

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 08:42 AM (vChNs)

    176 JJ you have outdone yourself!

    Thanks again for all the effort.

    Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (pw+jk)

    177 "NOOD is an AOSHQ corruption of the word "NEW" applied to posting."

    This is all explained in the AoSHQ style and handbook.

    Which you should have received with your fully paid up AoSHQ Platinum membership.

    BTW....the secret decoder ring is usually sized small. So order yours one size bigger.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (wldC6)

    178 Thanks all for the clarification, love this group.

    Posted by: Terry C at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (sQcV/)

    179 Okay, the article about gun registration enraged me.

    Not because of the registration, rather, that the Second Amendment foundation is conceding that registration should be allowed.

    Jackasses.

    Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (WEBkv)

    180 Now he's done with the GOP and Trump. Shocking.

    Trump is NOT the GOP; He just ran on the Republican Ticket, and while I can understand being done with the GOP, I don't actually understand being done with Trump if you voted for him.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (AllCR)

    181 Spoke with an 85 year old Navy vet last night. He hated Obama, thought he was the worst Pres ever. Now he's done with the GOP and Trump. Shocking.

    Posted by: Vito Silana at July 13, 2018 08:39 AM


    German navy vet?

    Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (LOgQ4)

    182 You know, I'd kinda like to see what those choppers could do to a cookie... or a slice of pizza.
    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 08:42 AM (7LY+6)

    ---

    if you talk about her beaver, you need to be more specific

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (vChNs)

    183 So, the rest of the league is discovering that the A's are possibly one of the best teams in baseball.

    Take that Houston.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 08:44 AM (b0iGi)

    184

    EM LAMBORGHINI COUNTACH FOADDY-FI!!!

    Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 13, 2018 08:44 AM (mPeei)

    185 167 Seeing Strzok yesterday was reminiscent of the old newsreels of some of the defiant to the end Nazis at Nuremburg.
    Posted by: BluesFish at July 13, 2018 08:17 AM (Jv/P/)

    ---

    so you're saying we should just give him more rope?

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 08:44 AM (vChNs)

    186 Strzok is like an older David Hogg.
    ----------
    Yeah. And isn't Hogg's dad FBI?
    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 08:27 A
    ~~~~~

    They have the same up-turned nose too...hmmmm.

    Posted by: IrishEi at July 13, 2018 08:44 AM (Ri0Ku)

    187 156 Talk evil to me.
    Posted by: Lisa Page's Pillow Talk at July 13, 2018 08:38 AM (tl8j7)


    First I have to talk to Andy; then I can probe a little deeper.

    Posted by: Dr Strzok at July 13, 2018 08:44 AM (QE8X6)

    188 ''Trump is NOT the GOP; He just ran on the Republican Ticket, and while I can understand being done with the GOP, I don't actually understand being done with Trump if you voted for him.''

    I think he's a concern troll Fen. Pay him no mind.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:45 AM (jm1YL)

    189 German navy vet?"

    Japan.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 08:45 AM (7LY+6)

    190 177 "NOOD is an AOSHQ corruption of the word "NEW" applied to posting."

    This is all explained in the AoSHQ style and handbook.

    Which you should have received with your fully paid up AoSHQ Platinum membership.

    BTW....the secret decoder ring is usually sized small. So order yours one size bigger.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (wldC6)

    ============

    Still waiting for my style book in the mail.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 08:45 AM (b0iGi)

    191 P.S. I am a penurious pastor. Nada funds available even for a great writer such as yourself!
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 08:38 AM (AllCR)
    -----------------

    Alliteration for the win!

    Very nice!

    Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 13, 2018 08:45 AM (WEBkv)

    192 "...he knows he's not going to face any recriminations whatsoever."

    I am not absolutely sure of that. I know it's a faint glimmer of hope, but this other headline, Senate Confirms Benczkowski might, just might, mean that criminal charges may be possible.

    Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 08:45 AM (59GGI)

    193 BTW....the secret decoder cock ring is usually sized small. So order yours one size bigger.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (wldC6)


    ---

    FIFY

    Posted by: Shep Smith at July 13, 2018 08:45 AM (vChNs)

    194 Strzok seems to be emotionally unstable. Most folks giving testimony to Congress try to keep a "stiff upper lip" and remain composed and boring at all times.

    Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2018 08:45 AM (3HNOQ)

    195 159 NOOD is an AOSHQ corruption of the word "NEW" applied to posting.
    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:38 AM (mpXpK)

    160 ''Sorry to be dumb, but what is NOOD?''

    And you never, ever want to be caught posting on an old thread when a NOOD goes up. That's called being "willowed".
    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:38 AM (jm1YL)

    And one mustn't call a false NOOD.

    Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (7HtZB)

    196 German navy vet?
    Posted by: Forgot My Nic

    USNA grad, retired Captain.

    Posted by: Vito Silana at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (vx3cd)

    197 >>One thing they love to say is that "Trump holds a grudge." In fact, the opposite seems true. More than almost any other public figure I've ever seen, Trump seems, once things are resolved, to put them behind him.


    It's funny - he's scrappy, so people assume he's putting a lot of emotion into that (i.e. he hates the targets of his barbs), but I think it's more for persuasion, negotiation, and to entertain himself (see: feuding with Rosie O'Donnell).

    The Left is so used to emoting, and using strong emotions to make an argument and build support, that they cannot comprehend someone who is so unemotional in his decisions.

    HOWEVER, Trump believes in revenge - not only to put someone who's wronged him in their place, but as a signal to others to not mess with him.

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (W+vEI)

    198 "Question: is the Federal Smirk something they are trained in, or are they hired because they already have it?


    Posted by: George L"
    Met plenty young libs in my time in the Peace Corps. Almost all of them wanted to leverage their time there to help them get a sweet, sweet govt job. And they all had that contemptuous smirk and attitude going already.

    Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (MxEKc)

    199 See, all of this would make sense if you would worship Government as G-d.- Agent Smirk (SMELL the SMUG, hillbilly?)

    Posted by: Case at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (2AmoJ)

    200 >>Now he's done with the GOP and Trump. Shocking. Posted by: Vito Silana at July 13, 2018 08:39 AM

    His dharma is in order at precisely the right age. Release from karmic bondage and samsara will be easy for him. You ought to consider congratulating him.

    Posted by: Zod at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (Bdeb0)

    201 196. Cool story, Vito.

    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (fA1SL)

    202 As opposed to the GOP, Trump actually does things including calling out Democrats!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (AllCR)

    203 Not because of the registration, rather, that the Second Amendment foundation is conceding that registration should be allowed.

    Jackasses.
    Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (WEBkv)

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    never understood why the left does not go after that 'well regulated' part of the 2nd.

    Posted by: Shep Smith at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (vChNs)

    204 penurious pastor? How about mendicant minister?

    Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (3HNOQ)

    205 152 One thing they love to say is that "Trump holds a grudge." In fact, the opposite seems true. More than almost any other public figure I've ever seen, Trump seems, once things are resolved, to put them behind him. "

    I'm reminded of a line in one of the Musketeers movies, where Charlton Heston plays Cardinal Richilieu. Towards the end of the film, the musketeers have outsmarted him and foiled his plans, and Faye Dunaway vows to take revenge against them, and seeks Richelieu's help. Richelieu (Heston) says "That is a luxury of the small players of the game, the great players can take no notice of such things."

    Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (V2Yro)

    206 On a lighter note I learned something new this morning, proving once again you're never too old to learn.


    I wanted to update my Garmin in preparation for going back down to Charleston and I was having difficulty getting my computer to recognize the device. So I went to the Garmin site to see if I could go about it differently. They had a caution there that said not all USB cables will handle data transfer. Some are only good for recharging your device.


    I had been having problems getting my computer to recognize a couple of my MP3 players before. I hunted down and old cable that I knew had worked before and used it for the Garmin. Sure nough, it came right up.


    I had never heard this was an issue before.


    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:47 AM (mpXpK)

    207 195 159 NOOD is an AOSHQ corruption of the word "NEW" applied to posting.
    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 08:38 AM (mpXpK)

    160 ''Sorry to be dumb, but what is NOOD?''

    And you never, ever want to be caught posting on an old thread when a NOOD goes up. That's called being "willowed".
    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:38 AM (jm1YL)

    And one mustn't call a false NOOD.
    Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (7HtZB)

    ===========

    I give permission to post on movie threads for several days after they appear, no matter what noods or how many come afterwards.

    Now, go in peace.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 08:47 AM (b0iGi)

    208 MaxScene Waters for president would be glorious. She's poison to most of the electorate, but catnip to the Democrats' unhinged based.


    The entertainment value as the party leadership squirms. They can't attack her because their deranged base adores her. She becomes the deranged, corrupt, James-Brown-wigged face of the party.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 13, 2018 08:47 AM (O7MnT)

    209 177 - that only happens when one orders the decoder cock ring, which defaults to a size small, so be careful to make the correct selection in the drop down.

    Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 08:47 AM (ZkXzk)

    210 Sure hate Trump with the heat of a thousand suns, but if anybody thinks I let that influence my decision-making then they don't know Lisa!

    Posted by: A Man Called "Peter" at July 13, 2018 08:48 AM (QE8X6)

    211
    I know a lot of 85 year olds that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. Or what they had for breakfast an hour before.

    Not a good source of political wisdom. Trolling material, sure.

    Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 08:48 AM (LOgQ4)

    212 181 Winner, laughed out loud. Thanks

    Posted by: rammajamma at July 13, 2018 08:48 AM (AjNMO)

    213 Welcome to the HQ, Terry C.

    Avoid Teh Barrel if possible. It! s nasty down there unless one of us 'ettes has been exiled for a while.

    Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 08:48 AM (3W5cQ)

    214 208 MaxScene Waters for president would be glorious. She's poison to most of the electorate, but catnip to the Democrats' unhinged based.


    The entertainment value as the party leadership squirms. They can't attack her because their deranged base adores her. She becomes the deranged, corrupt, James-Brown-wigged face of the party.
    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 13, 2018 08:47 AM (O7MnT)

    =============

    She'll run.

    She'll be noisy.

    But she'll be one of 20, and Hillary will get the nomination again using the Trump playbook of dominating a crowded field.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 08:48 AM (b0iGi)

    215 Ah, the rise of the Smuggies!!

    These are the toads sent to THE FINEST EASTERN SCHOOLS who parade their public and private betrayals for all of of us to emulate.

    Their self righteousness reeks from the public airways like the smell of piss from the streets as they tell the rest of us how to live. Ye shall know these SMUGGIES by their signifying SMIRKS..........

    Best to watch your step when the Smuggies are in power over you.

    Posted by: Anne R. Abler at July 13, 2018 08:49 AM (lHtSG)

    216 never understood why the left does not go after that 'well regulated' part of the 2nd.
    Posted by: Shep Smith at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (vChNs)

    ------------

    The left has used the "well-regulated" part of the Second Amendment to excuse a lot of their gun grabbing habits.

    However, that's not used so much any more because people have become wise to the tactic.

    Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 13, 2018 08:49 AM (WEBkv)

    217 Strzok's wife & Gummy are deluding themselves if they think that they were the only two with Mr. Amazingly Arrogant Limpet.

    Posted by: BebeDahl at July 13, 2018 08:49 AM (yNyJy)

    218 213 Welcome to the HQ, Terry C.

    Avoid Teh Barrel if possible. It! s nasty down there unless one of us 'ettes has been exiled for a while.
    Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 08:48 AM (3W5cQ)

    ===========

    Always leave your tags open.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 08:49 AM (b0iGi)

    219 Last night I became a grandmother for the third time, our precious gift from God was born at 10:30, a beautiful little girl.

    Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at July 13, 2018 08:50 AM (YuQLm)

    220 They had a caution there that said not all USB cables will handle data transfer."

    Yep. Early days of USB could have data plus power or just power. Had to always make sure. Not a problem with later versions...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 08:50 AM (7LY+6)

    221 Maxine can run, no big, but it would be way funnier if Maxine Waters' Hair sock did the talking.

    Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 08:50 AM (ZkXzk)

    222 163 Spoke with an 85 year old Navy vet last night. He hated Obama, thought he was the worst Pres ever. Now he's done with the GOP and Trump. Shocking."

    It's always sad to see dementia set in to someone we've known and cared for.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2018 08:50 AM (V2Yro)

    223
    If Maxine runs and gets the nomination, what the hell is she going to do at the debates, go over and shake PDT's hand and make nice?

    That alone would be gold, to say nothing of the drivel that she'll spew with Candy Crowleys help.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 08:51 AM (VM6ev)

    224 Not because of the registration, rather, that the Second Amendment foundation is conceding that registration should be allowed.



    Jackasses.

    Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (WEBkv)



    ---



    never understood why the left does not go after that 'well regulated' part of the 2nd.


    Posted by: Shep Smith at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM

    ---

    Because that phrase meant "well equipped" in the vernacular of the late 1700s. And I am fairly certain the democrats don't want to go down that path.


    It is spelled out in the Federalist papers.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 13, 2018 08:51 AM (+Dllb)

    225 For example Kameltoe says 'his vote will effect the outcome of decisions. Trump should have picked someone whose vote would not count'[/i. Is this idiot on the same planet as the rest of us?

    She truly inherited Boxers seat of stupid

    Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 08:51 AM (Cnt92)

    226 never understood why the left does not go after that 'well regulated' part of the 2nd.

    Never understood why Republicans never refer to the southwest border as "unregulated." Given the Democrats obsession with regulating everything, describing the border as unregulated might just move them in the right direction.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 13, 2018 08:51 AM (O7MnT)

    227 You can bet that the first Democrat debate before the Primaries and Caucuses will have:
    Maxine,Cory,Eliz.Dick Blum.Dick Durbin,Schmucky,Andrew Cuomo,Bernardo Sandernista,Hillarity Clinton,and 3 or 4 more.

    Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2018 08:51 AM (3HNOQ)

    228 MP4, a comment to you got willowed on the ONT.

    Won't attempt to get the whole thing back up but wanted you to know I spent a happy couple of hours reading your website and links.

    It's friendly comfortable site and much fun to read.

    But, as always with your writing, I closed it wishing there were more.


    MP4 has a gift. His book did something for me that really shows it - it held my interest from the first page to the last. I was happy to review it on Amazon because how could I not - it's a gem.

    This sort of thing really makes the democratization of publishing a very good trend. A big publishing house would have thought it was too "niche" and we'd never have been enriched with MP4's writing. Having him able to publish this and sell it on Amazon is fantastic, and really adds to the world.

    Now I don't care where you go, that's the cheesiest, sappiest thing you're going to read today. From me, anyway. But it's still sincere.

    Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 13, 2018 08:51 AM (PFy0L)

    229 Myth 3 The lame excuse that, in the sometime messy business of trying to create a more perfect society, you have to break eggs to make an omelet.

    Bhusseinism 101: To have Iran not have an A bomb you have to let them have one. To have a universal healthcare plan you have to destroy the current medical system.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 08:51 AM (JFO2v)

    230 ''And one mustn't call a false NOOD.''

    You'll end up in the "barrel''

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:51 AM (jm1YL)

    231 The contemptuous smirk and condescending attitude start forming around middle school; part of belonging to the right clique.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 13, 2018 08:51 AM (yN/cP)

    232 Spoke with an 85 year old Navy vet last night. He hated Obama, thought he was the worst Pres ever. Now he's done with the GOP and Trump. Shocking.
    ~~~~~

    Obviously he has now developed dementia.

    Posted by: IrishEi at July 13, 2018 08:52 AM (Ri0Ku)

    233 The Extreme Ithaca Liberal column was good for a chuckle.

    Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 08:52 AM (tHX5V)

    234 btw, just for laughs, remember when the end of Net Neutrality was going to be the thing that led to a Huge Blue Wave in the midterms? Because Trump was going to kill the internets or something?

    Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2018 08:52 AM (V2Yro)

    235 >>Last night I became a grandmother for the third time, our precious gift from God was born at 10:30, a beautiful little girl.



    Congratulations!

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (W+vEI)

    236 "Take yur stinkin' hands off my loophole"!

    Posted by: Stormy the legal at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (WX+x0)

    237 I wonder how Republican Hero Senator Doug Jones will vote on Kavanaugh.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (O7MnT)

    238 Sorry to be dumb, but what is NOOD?

    Check with the moose out front.

    Posted by: Roland THTG at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (xBSm0)

    239 Strzok was the Deputy Assistant Director of the Counterintelligence Division.

    Now that should scare the shit outta ya

    Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (TdS5t)

    240 I'd have to assume that if Sessions and Huber ever get off their dead asses, Strzok would be a slam dunk to spend the rest of his traitorous life in Club Fed. As Gus McCrae said in Lonesome Dove "you're the type of man who's easy to hang".

    Whoever those smug complicit dickholes were sitting behind him looked like they have the consciences of serial killers.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (y7DUB)

    241 ''You can bet that the first Democrat debate before the Primaries and Caucuses will have:
    Maxine,Cory,Eliz.Dick Blum.Dick Durbin,Schmucky,Andrew Cuomo,Bernardo Sandernista,Hillarity Clinton,and 3 or 4 more.''

    In other words, a shitshow you won't be able to take your eyes off of.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (jm1YL)

    242 Posted by: Anne R. Abler at July 13, 2018 08:49 AM (lHtSG)

    "Smuggies." Love it. And yes, you are.

    Posted by: Caliban at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (QE8X6)

    243 230. Yes. False NOOD calls reduce overall NOOD-readiness.

    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (fA1SL)

    244 They had a caution there that said not all USB cables will handle data transfer."

    Yep. Early days of USB could have data plus power or just power. Had to always make sure. Not a problem with later versions...
    Posted by: Anon a mouse

    Watch out with USB-C!! Cable and connector build quality matter a lot. You can easily damage your phone or tablet at those power levels.

    Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (Cnt92)

    245 >>203
    Not because of the registration, rather, that the Second Amendment foundation is conceding that registration should be allowed.



    Jackasses.

    This. Gottleib has always concerned me.
    He and Dave Workman, his spokesidiot, sound like Hillbilly retards (on purpose I believe) when interviewed by the local commie news.



    Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 08:54 AM (r9UYA)

    246 And one mustn't call a false NOOD.

    --

    And nobody ever knows who's the designated NOOD Lookout. It could be you! It's equal opportunity all the way here at the HQ.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 08:54 AM (mQ0Mc)

    247 after seeing what kind of dick weasel Strzok is live, I'm thinking Gummy Page is going to be much the same. I'm sure those 2 are peas in a pod

    Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2018 08:54 AM (FZYNt)

    248 remember when the end of Net Neutrality"

    and ISPs could charge more for things like teh Horde?

    Laughable.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 08:54 AM (7LY+6)

    249 Strzok is under at least two investigations we know of. One by the OPR and another by the IG. I will wait for those to end and be evaluated by the DoJ until declaring he won't be prosecuted.

    Sessions is starting to take a lot of heat for letting this process play out. But IMHO it's the right tact. You then have a solid basis for charges.

    The woman at OPR is a solid person and given that Strzok was officially dismissed from the Mueller Joke, plus his affair, General conduct and use of bureau resources, there will be some charges. We'll see what the IG comes up with.

    Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2018 08:54 AM (eYiH0)

    250 228 MP4 has a gift. His book did something for me that really shows it - it held my interest from the first page to the last. I was happy to review it on Amazon because how could I not - it's a gem.

    This sort of thing really makes the democratization of publishing a very good trend. A big publishing house would have thought it was too "niche" and we'd never have been enriched with MP4's writing. Having him able to publish this and sell it on Amazon is fantastic, and really adds to the world.

    Now I don't care where you go, that's the cheesiest, sappiest thing you're going to read today. From me, anyway. But it's still sincere.
    Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 13, 2018 08:51 AM (PFy0L)

    =============

    Agreed. MP4 did good work.

    He should do more.

    https://tinyurl.com/y7grej5r

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 08:54 AM (b0iGi)

    251 All the Bushs need to STFU about their thoughts on immigration. They had their chance while in power to do something about the border and to de-incetivize working at companies illegally. No, they did nothing and in fact made the situation today much worse.

    STFU

    Posted by: Seems Legit at July 13, 2018 08:55 AM (U+nHb)

    252 Tuna,
    Exactly. Buy popcorn futures.

    Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2018 08:55 AM (3HNOQ)

    253 What Does It Say About Mueller That He Picked Strzok for His Team?

    Even putting aside questions of partisan bias, what does it say about someone who can't see right off the bat that this guy is a slimy dick-weasel?

    The only answer I can think of is that they are all federal "public servants" (HAH!), and that fish in the swamp don't know they're wet.

    Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 08:55 AM (59GGI)

    254 234 btw, just for laughs, remember when the end of Net Neutrality was going to be the thing that led to a Huge Blue Wave in the midterms? Because Trump was going to kill the internets or something?
    Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2018 08:52 AM (V2Yro)

    =============

    Mass panic after mass panic.

    Suddenly the normals begin to stop listening.

    You know, like a boy who cries wolf, or something.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 08:55 AM (b0iGi)

    255 You shouldn't call a false NOOD,
    Because that would be very rude--
    Unless, of course, you're just lewd.

    Posted by: Caliban at July 13, 2018 08:56 AM (QE8X6)

    256 Morning all...

    Trump & May holding joint presser.

    Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 08:56 AM (Enq6K)

    257 Watch out with USB-C!! Cable and connector build quality matter a lot. You can easily damage your phone or tablet at those power levels.
    Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (Cnt92)
    -----------------

    Ugh, I was enjoying my morning and someone just had to bring up that abomination known as "USB C."

    Hate it with a passion. Old Macbooks had lots of nice useful ports and the new Macbooks? 2 USB C ports that one can hang all sort of proprietary dongles and adapters from.

    Stupid USB C.

    Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 13, 2018 08:56 AM (WEBkv)

    258 241 ''You can bet that the first Democrat debate before the Primaries and Caucuses will have:
    Maxine,Cory,Eliz.Dick Blum.Dick Durbin,Schmucky,Andrew Cuomo,Bernardo Sandernista,Hillarity Clinton,and 3 or 4 more.''

    In other words, a shitshow you won't be able to take your eyes off of.
    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (jm1YL)

    =============

    And, they will all be fighting for the votes of the base.

    Meaning that they are all going to go as loony left as they possibly can as fast as they can.

    Could be fun to watch.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 08:56 AM (b0iGi)

    259 Last night I became a grandmother for the third time, our precious gift from God was born at 10:30, a beautiful little girl.


    It's actually Grandmother, Third Award.

    Congrats!

    Posted by: Roland THTG at July 13, 2018 08:57 AM (xBSm0)

    260 From Breitbart, there is this article:

    Chadwick Moore - Left for Dead in Danville: How Globalism Is Killing Working Class America

    https://tinyurl.com/y9qek482

    I was only a few sentences into this when I said to myself "Hey, this is an antipodal piece to that pile of crap Kevin Williamson spewed a couple of years back about rural America needing to die and go away."

    Sure enough, later in the article he mentions KDW's word-turdfest.

    Worth a read.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2018 08:57 AM (0ogQG)

    261 They had a caution there that said not all USB cables will handle data transfer. Some are only good for recharging your device.


    I had been having problems getting my computer to recognize a couple of my MP3 players before. I hunted down and old cable that I knew had worked before and used it for the Garmin. Sure nough, it came right up.


    I had never heard this was an issue before.


    Posted by: Vic We Have No

    Sorry, different issue than USB-C. I specifically buy USB - power only cables for charging my phone from sketchy public USB power ports. They may also be required in some facilities.

    Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 08:57 AM (Cnt92)

    262 Yes. False NOOD calls reduce overall NOOD-readiness.
    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 08:53 AM (fA1SL)


    Readiness and quality

    Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 08:57 AM (IEZgB)

    263 Keep this Net Neutrality shit up ... and we're all gonna' get another stern talkin' to.

    Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 08:57 AM (tHX5V)

    264 All the Bushs need to STFU about their thoughts
    Posted by: Seems Legit at July 13, 2018 08:55 AM (U+nHb)

    You could've stopped right there tbh.

    Or even 3 words earlier, that works too.

    Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 08:57 AM (IqOTP)

    265 Always post a link using Tiny URL or you'll ''blow the margins''. Then it's Pixy you'll have to deal with.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 08:57 AM (jm1YL)

    266 Re: Strzok


    Take a close look at his arrogant, demonic face and expressions. THOSE will be the types who act as our overlords/persecutors in twenty years (Obama wasn't wrong there) if we keep on the same trajectory. As ace often urges, start the national divorce now before the monsters have the upper hand. Even an Article V-type reorganization is slipping away and it's the best case scenario. To paraphrase JJ, the Left simply will ignore the courts they manipulated for so long once the judiciary proves less subservient. It will be game, set, match if that happens and nothing has been done to hobble the Administrative State.

    The other option is to stop the trajectory. Given what the Deep State's willing executioners warming up in the bullpen, the Department of Justice, has gotten away with and will get away with, does anyone seriously think we can change direction? Hope that's wrong but wouldn't bet it is.

    No one objectively could watch the hearing yesterday and not be unsettled by what it represented.

    Thanks for the links, JJ.

    I think.

    Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 13, 2018 08:57 AM (tvTpQ)

    267 >>Trump & May holding joint presser.
    Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 08:56 AM (Enq6K)

    "Unhand that joint, young lady!"

    Posted by: Caliban at July 13, 2018 08:57 AM (QE8X6)

    268 Last night I became a grandmother for the third time, our precious gift from God was born at 10:30, a beautiful little girl.
    Posted by: LMD Outer Banker


    Congratulations! Whoo-hoo!!

    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 08:57 AM (Y5LDn)

    269 I don't like the GOP for the most part, but I'm darn sure going to vote for them in November, God willing, so that we can hopefully avoid Trump being impeached on some bogus charges.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (AllCR)

    270 248 remember when the end of Net Neutrality"

    and ISPs could charge more for things like teh Horde?

    Laughable.
    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 08:54 AM (7LY+6)

    ===========

    I used to go to The Chive all of the time.

    It was fun and politics free.

    Then, one week they have a post praising their politics freeness.

    The very next week, they start going on about Net Neutrality repeal.

    I stopped cold.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (b0iGi)

    271 Day 29 of Paul Manefort being held as a political prisoner.





    He is held alone in a cell for 23 hrs a day.





    He cannot use the internet.





    He cannot use a phone.





    He cannot write letters.





    He can only meet with his counsel at the prison under supervision.





    In short, he is being denied the ability to mount a defense.







    Just imagine what the left would be doing right now if say John Podesta or Robert Creamer were so imprisoned?





    This situation is intolerable

    Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (2JcMg)

    272 after seeing what kind of dick weasel Strzok is live, I'm thinking Gummy Page is going to be much the same. I'm sure those 2 are peas in a pod

    Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2018 08:54 AM


    Yesterday we only saw some of HIS outgoing messages. I'm sure SHE has some outgoing that will top his.

    Gonna be a circus, that's for sure.

    Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (LOgQ4)

    273 Will someone please explain to me just how Putin is making Trump (a) demand Euro weenies arm against Russia, and (b) denounce Germany's buying too much Russian oil? To me, it looks like 27-dimensional chess. But then I guess the Russians have always excelled at that game.

    Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (59GGI)

    274 179 Okay, the article about gun registration enraged me.

    Not because of the registration, rather, that the Second Amendment foundation is conceding that registration should be allowed.

    Jackasses.
    Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 13, 2018 08:43 AM (WEBkv)

    Progressivism 101: A new law is not necessarily to enforce, it just needs the threat of enforcement to force citizens feel guilty.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (JFO2v)

    275 Keep this Net Neutrality shit up ... and we're all gonna' get another stern talkin' to."

    Well, since VIA is here, perhaps we can go straight to...

    *reference yesterday's toilet... humor. Yeah, that's it*

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (7LY+6)

    276 209 177 - that only happens when one orders the decoder cock ring, which defaults to a size small, so be careful to make the correct selection in the drop down.
    Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 08:47 AM (ZkXzk)

    ---

    does it come in ladies sizes?

    Posted by: Michelle O at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (vChNs)

    277 Posted by: LMD Outer Banker


    Congratulations and God bless you and your family!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 08:59 AM (AllCR)

    278 Stupid USB C.
    Posted by: blake

    The connector is supposed to be rated for 10000 inserts - I know, giggle away kiddos - but is already failing and loose on my phone.

    Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 08:59 AM (Cnt92)

    279 the big story in the lead was sleazy, traitorous ex-(or not?) FBI agent Peter Strzok's testimony
    ------------

    I prefer the term 'seditious'.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 08:59 AM (I83yK)

    280 never understood why the left does not go after that 'well regulated' part of the 2nd.
    Posted by: Shep Smith at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (vChNs)

    ------------

    The left has used the "well-regulated" part of the Second Amendment to excuse a lot of their gun grabbing habits.

    However, that's not used so much any more because people have become wise to the tactic.
    Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 13, 2018 08:49 AM (WEBkv)


    Gary Wills used to bang that shit interminably in the New York Review of Books until even their lib base got tired of it. It requires a completely obtuse reading of the amendment, at which he excelled.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2018 08:59 AM (y7DUB)

    281 Spoke with an 85 year old Navy vet last night. He hated Obama, thought he was the worst Pres ever. Now he's done with the GOP and Trump. Shocking.

    I have become disillusioned with George W. Bush, and it happened a lot faster than with Nixon. In Nixon's defense, (Only Nixon could go to China), his policies seemed rational at the time.

    I really don't know where we go from here, because there won't be another Trump for a long time, if ever.

    But look at the leadership of the democrat party. They have been around for fifty years and show no signs of retiring any time soon.

    Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 09:00 AM (roQNm)

    282 The Strzok smirk.

    The guy seemed to be McCabe's go-to fixer. Need someone to hide the unfortunate Weiner/Abedin laptop and Hillary email back-up server? Send Strzok! Need someone to go back and alter the 302's on Gen. Flynn's interview to support perjury charge? Send Strzok! Need someone to quietly pick-up the Steele dossier? Send Strzok!


    The smirk is the result of a guy who has, for years, been put in the shadows by the FBI/CIA in the shadows making sure the right people are protected, and the wrong people are set-up to take a fall. The smirk is the arrogance, the certainty that he can f#$@ up 10 different ways if you cross him, or if he just feels like it.

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 09:00 AM (W+vEI)

    283 supposed to be rated for 10000 inserts"

    We talkin 'bout FBI agents here?

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 09:00 AM (7LY+6)

    284 does it come in ladies sizes?
    Posted by: Michelle O at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (vChNs)
    ----------------

    Objection! Assuming facts not in evidence!

    Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 13, 2018 09:00 AM (WEBkv)

    285 Someday Mr Manafort will write a bestseller about his ordeal He maybe working o it now!

    Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 09:00 AM (IEZgB)

    286 219 Last night I became a grandmother for the third time, our precious gift from God was born at 10:30, a beautiful little girl.
    Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at July 13, 2018 08:50 AM (YuQLm)

    ----

    REALLY? Already inflicting a gender on Xer?

    Posted by: SJW at July 13, 2018 09:00 AM (vChNs)

    287 so
    many
    links!!!!

    yo people

    Posted by: ncj riding in on a spiderclown at July 13, 2018 09:01 AM (pWEY3)

    288 My obscure reading of the 2A is pretty simple ...

    ... Molon Labe.

    Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:01 AM (tHX5V)

    289 219 Last night I became a grandmother for the third time, our precious gift from God was born at 10:30, a beautiful little girl.

    Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at July 13, 2018 08:50 AM (YuQLm)

    Congrats! I'm soooo jealous.

    My husband is the oldest of 7 and the ONLY one that doesn't have grandchildren yet. Hell, he has a sister that's already a great grandmother.

    Imma 'bout to disinherit my kids....

    Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 09:01 AM (Enq6K)

    290 248 remember when the end of Net Neutrality"

    and ISPs could charge more for things like teh Horde?

    Laughable.
    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 08:54 AM (7LY+6)

    IPv6 and G5 both have priority built in at a very low level. I do not know how you would write software that could somehow even out the flow of data to make all bits equal.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 09:01 AM (JFO2v)

    291 The James Madison @218..."Always leave your tags open."

    Terry C, don't listen to him. Unless you like barrels.


    Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 09:01 AM (3W5cQ)

    292 Strzok is Louise Lerner with a dick.

    The campaign commercials from yesterday's hearing are going to write themselves.

    Think that'll play well in WV, ND,IN and MI?

    I doubt it.

    Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2018 09:02 AM (eYiH0)

    293 Peter Strzok reminded me of a younger more assholeish version of Joe Biden

    Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2018 09:02 AM (FZYNt)

    294 >>273 Will someone please explain to me just how Putin is making Trump (a) demand Euro weenies arm against Russia, and (b) denounce Germany's buying too much Russian oil? Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (59GGI)

    Trump's unit was captured by the North Koreans during the war. They were all brainwashed, made to sit through a faux gardening seminar, and forced to watch Angela Lansbury over-act.

    Posted by: Zod at July 13, 2018 09:02 AM (Bdeb0)

    Posted by: The STEM Mime at July 13, 2018 09:02 AM (pw+jk)

    296 ''does it come in ladies sizes?
    Posted by: Michelle O at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (vChNs)''

    Ok that made me guffaw yet, at the same time, produced a mental image I'll be trying to get rid of for the rest of the day.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 09:02 AM (jm1YL)

    297 269 I don't like the GOP for the most part, but I'm darn sure going to vote for them in November, God willing, so that we can hopefully avoid Trump being impeached on some bogus charges.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (AllCR)
    -------------

    Yeah, I'm pretty much voting straight ticket for that reason.

    Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 13, 2018 09:02 AM (WEBkv)

    298 Imma 'bout to disinherit my kids....

    --

    Barry White CD for Christmas, perhaps?

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 09:03 AM (mQ0Mc)

    299 Last night I became a grandmother for the third time, our precious gift from God was born at 10:30, a beautiful little girl.

    Posted by: LMD Outer Banker


    Congratulations and vest wishes !

    Posted by: JT at July 13, 2018 09:03 AM (rB5xA)

    300 JJ I hope your view of the future for the Dems--ie 'they are going over the cliff...'is true.

    I also hoped, but never could see--as much as I wanted to ---that the Sessions fluffers were right about legal justice coming to the these traitors and seditionists.

    No grand juries with competent, ethical US Attorneys bringing the guilty to justice means, to me,that these acts of treason will create scars and divisions in the country like Roe v Wade

    Posted by: Smashing the Golden Calf at July 13, 2018 09:03 AM (WPxnj)

    301 Trump and May holding joint press conference. It would be hilarious to know what they're each TRULY thinking.

    Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 09:04 AM (RD7QR)

    302 299 Last night I became a grandmother for the third time, our precious gift from God was born at 10:30, a beautiful little girl.

    Posted by: LMD Outer Banker

    ----------------

    Late on this, but, yes, congratulations!

    Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 13, 2018 09:04 AM (WEBkv)

    303 Congratulations and vest wishes !
    Posted by: JT

    See my vest, see my vest, made of real gorilla chest

    Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2018 09:04 AM (FZYNt)

    304 Speaking of body language, is there a blog that went over FBI agent Traitor's testimony with someone who "reads" body language?

    I think that would be interesting.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2018 09:04 AM (DaDYr)

    305 Congratulations and vest wishes !

    I like cummerbunds myself, but to each his own.

    Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 13, 2018 09:04 AM (PFy0L)

    306 Did you people not see the women at the Democratic National Convention in 2016? Lisa Page is a Democrat's version of a 10 - there is no wonder Peter was Strzoking her.

    Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2018 09:04 AM (vcfwL)

    307 I like the very apt comparison of Hogg and Strozk. It's dead on accurate.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 09:05 AM (mQ0Mc)

    308 Indiana Jones and The Walk Away From the GOP.

    Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2018 09:05 AM (pw+jk)

    309
    My husband is the oldest of 7 and the ONLY one that doesn't have grandchildren yet. Hell, he has a sister that's already a great grandmother.

    Imma 'bout to disinherit my kids....
    Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 09:01 AM (Enq6K)


    ---

    if post you could the names/addresses of you girls. then disappeared will be this problem.

    Posted by: The Paolo at July 13, 2018 09:06 AM (vChNs)

    310 Speaking of body language, is there a blog that went over FBI agent Traitor's testimony with someone who "reads" body language?
    -----------------

    Everything about the guy says 'psychopath', textbook.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:06 AM (Coh3a)

    311 Terry C, don't listen to him. Unless you like barrels.

    Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 09:01 AM (3W5cQ)


    Terry ... I've been posting here since Ike was a corporal - and I've never seen this "barrel". I think its made-up bullshit.

    Make sure and post complete web links - don't worry if they're long. And Cut and Paste quotes from articles - peeps love that shit.

    And ALWAYS click the links ... some really interesting stuff in those.

    Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:06 AM (tHX5V)

    312 305 I like cummerbunds myself, but to each his own.

    do those come in chocolate glazed?

    Posted by: ncj riding in on a spiderclown at July 13, 2018 09:07 AM (pWEY3)

    313 (a) demand Euro weenies arm against Russia

    ---

    There is no glory in conquering the helpless.

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:07 AM (vChNs)

    314 Indiana Jones and the last depends

    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 09:07 AM (JFO2v)

    315 My husband is the oldest of 7 and the ONLY one that doesn't have grandchildren yet. Hell, he has a sister that's already a great grandmother.

    Imma 'bout to disinherit my kids....
    Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 09:01 AM (Enq6K)
    ----------

    Hang on, hang on, your daughter just got married and your son is about to get married. Give them 9 months and 20 minutes after the wedding before you start talking about disinheriting them.

    Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:07 AM (JJZzu)

    316 219 Last night I became a grandmother for the third time, our precious gift from God was born at 10:30, a beautiful little girl.
    Posted by: LMD Outer Banker

    Congratulations.
    Is it too soon to start the spoiling?

    Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 09:08 AM (J2l7D)

    317 In short, he is being denied the ability to mount a defense.







    Just imagine what the left would be doing right now if say John Podesta or Robert Creamer were so imprisoned?





    This situation is intolerable
    Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 08:58 AM (2JcMg)


    This is why I have no faith in anyone in the DOJ. If sooper brilliant guy Bob Mueller and his crew of ambulance chasers have this airtight case against Manafort, he can talk to anyone he wants and it won't make a fucking bit of difference.

    Jeff Sessions is using the pony express in a fiber optics world.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2018 09:08 AM (y7DUB)

    318 if post you could the names/addresses of you girls. then disappeared will be this problem.
    Posted by: The Paolo at July 13, 2018 09:06 AM (vChNs)

    --

    I just watched Shirley Valentine about a week ago. This rings...familiar.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 09:08 AM (mQ0Mc)

    319 Our body Language experts have unanimously proclaimed that Strzok was completely truthful and should be give a Purple Heart for taking those terrible and un-American republicans.
    Death to Trump!

    Posted by: This is CNN at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (pw+jk)

    320 MP4, a comment to you got willowed on the ONT.

    Won't attempt to get the whole thing back up but wanted you to know I spent a happy couple of hours reading your website and links.

    It's friendly comfortable site and much fun to read.

    But, as always with your writing, I closed it wishing there were more.


    Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 08:42 AM (3W5cQ)


    Thank you! You're very kind, and I appreciate the sentiment.

    I did start a new short story yesterday, though where it's going to go, I don't know. Here's the teaser and where I stopped:

    "The sun too much for you?" I asked. "We can always pack up."

    Theo shook her head. "No, it's not that. It's - Toby, do you believe in life after death?"

    "Sure," I laughed. "Every morning when I wake up with a hangover."

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (kqsXK)

    321 >>Speaking of body language, is there a blog that went over FBI agent Traitor's testimony with someone who "reads" body language?



    "Bombard's Body Language" YouTube channel was permanently shutdown a month or so ago. She was good --- and funny.

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (W+vEI)

    322 One of the gutsier GOP(if there is one) ought to ask Strzok how long he practiced the ''Smirk and Tilt'' before he got it Congressional hearing perfect.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (jm1YL)

    323 313. Yep. Fritz has got Poland right on his border. They're armed-up and hold grudges. And Russia imported 500, 000 baseball bats last year. They're getting ready.

    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (fA1SL)

    324 283 supposed to be rated for 10000 inserts"

    We talkin 'bout FBI agents here?
    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 09:00 AM (7LY+6)

    Guess again, sailor!

    Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (7HtZB)

    325 Make sure and post complete web links - don't worry if they're long. And Cut and Paste quotes from articles - peeps love that shit.

    And ALWAYS click the links ... some really interesting stuff in those.
    Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:06 AM (tHX5V)

    Preview in Word first, so you catch spelling errors. Nothing more embarrassing than posting misspellings.

    Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (IqOTP)

    326 JJ, I don't know how much coffee and triscuits you get for posted such masterpiece commentary day-in and day-out but whatever it is it isn't nearly enough.

    And yes I will heed to stay away from 13-sided crackers (crazy-ass or otherwise) and not to walk under any black cats b/c of Triscuit-decophobia. Pure poetry - LOL

    Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 13, 2018 09:10 AM (9ks3L)

    327 This is why I have no faith in anyone in the DOJ.
    If sooper brilliant guy Bob Mueller and his crew of ambulance chasers
    have this airtight case against Manafort, he can talk to anyone he wants
    and it won't make a fucking bit of difference.



    Jeff Sessions is using the pony express in a fiber optics world.


    Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2018 09:08 AM

    ---

    And he wouldn't have had to ask for three separate sentencing delays for Flynn if he had his "air tight" case ready to go when he accepted Flynn's plea bargain.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 13, 2018 09:10 AM (+Dllb)

    328 311 you forgot always look up new terms in urban dictionary so you know whats going on

    Posted by: ncj riding in on a spiderclown at July 13, 2018 09:10 AM (pWEY3)

    329 Regarding the second amendment and the "well regulated militia" part if I were writing the Constitution that past would be deleted. Its intent wasn't to provide limitations on the amendment, it was simply an explanation. And the gun grabbing liberals have interpreted that to mean only the National Guard can have guns in order to have all the guns confiscated.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 09:10 AM (mpXpK)

    330 >>Jeff Sessions is using the pony express in a fiber optics world.

    Jeff Sessions writes all his directives on stone tablets. Fucking geezer is lucky to know what day it is

    Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 09:10 AM (r9UYA)

    331 309
    My husband is the oldest of 7 and the ONLY one that doesn't have grandchildren yet. Hell, he has a sister that's already a great grandmother.

    Imma 'bout to disinherit my kids....
    Posted by: Tami

    I've sent up the Paulo signal.

    Posted by: Commission Gordon at July 13, 2018 09:11 AM (J2l7D)

    332 Stork and Page look like rodents. Demented rodents.

    Posted by: Some Dope at July 13, 2018 09:11 AM (Px4PF)

    333 So cute! Baby giraffe and parents!

    https://tinyurl.com/y97wqcsy

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 09:11 AM (AllCR)

    334 Preview in Word first, so you catch spelling errors. Nothing more embarrassing than posting misspellings.

    Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (IqOTP)


    Good point.

    Also ... don't skip over the old threads - and don't hesitate to leave a comment.

    Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:12 AM (tHX5V)

    335 I think Gohmert just lost it yesterday. Right on the point, but wrong on the tactic. Also uncharacteristic for him.

    I get that it was tough to watch Mr Lying Asshole Fake Integrity, sit there and laugh in your face. But revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2018 09:12 AM (eYiH0)

    336 Gotta scoot off to work. HAGD all. Thanks again JJ & Vic.

    Posted by: BebeDahl at July 13, 2018 09:12 AM (yNyJy)

    337 Hang on, hang on, your daughter just got married and your son is about to get married. Give them 9 months and 20 minutes after the wedding before you start talking about disinheriting them.

    Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:07 AM (JJZzu)

    No.

    I wanna whine and I'm gonna whine.

    In the mean time, thankfully, the nieces and nephews are prolific.

    Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 09:12 AM (Enq6K)

    338 300 Posted by: Smashing the Golden Calf at July 13, 2018 09:03 AM (WPxnj)


    You'll be happy to know that AG Sessionszzzz is hard at work with a big project battling... Fentanyl.

    Sheesh.

    It was at either Free Beacon or Daily Caller.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 09:12 AM (VM6ev)

    339 328 311 you forgot always look up new terms in urban dictionary so you know whats going on
    Posted by: ncj riding in on a spiderclown

    and when in doubt, always copy and paste the entire thread for those that missed it the first time

    Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2018 09:12 AM (FZYNt)

    340 Strzok is Louise Lerner with a dick.

    The campaign commercials from yesterday's hearing are going to write themselves.

    Think that'll play well in WV, ND,IN and MI?

    I doubt it.
    Posted by: Marcus T



    You think the GOPe will use it in campaign commercials?

    Isn't that cute.

    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:12 AM (Y5LDn)

    341 A black cat took a dump in my living room. Now if he would only do that on Friday the 13th, I could live with it.

    Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 09:12 AM (xjiRE)

    342 Last night I became a grandmother for the third time, our precious gift from God was born at 10:30, a beautiful little girl.

    Posted by: LMD Outer Banker

    How wonderful that precious gift is, congratulations.

    Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2018 09:12 AM (vcfwL)

    343 Any word on who is buying drinks?

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 09:13 AM (YPqbH)

    344 "Well, since VIA is here, perhaps we can go straight to... "

    U.S Judge: *10*

    French Judge: *10*

    Italian Judge: *10*

    East German Judge: *6*

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 09:13 AM (wldC6)

    345 Preview in Word first, so you catch spelling errors. Nothing more embarrassing than posting misspellings.
    Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (IqOTP)

    ---

    this tines 1000

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:13 AM (vChNs)

    346 328 311 you forgot always look up new terms in urban dictionary so you know whats going on
    Posted by: ncj riding in on a spiderclown at July 13, 2018 09:10 AM (pWEY3)


    My mistake ... that's a GREAT tip.

    We should probably write a guidebook or something.

    Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (tHX5V)

    347 345 Preview in Word first, so you catch spelling errors. Nothing more embarrassing than posting misspellings.
    Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (IqOTP)

    ---

    this tines 1000
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:13 AM (vChNs)

    =============

    Or, learn how to spel.

    Duh.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (b0iGi)

    348 Day four of new dog in the house. 8yo boxer/pit mix, well-behaved, and really starting to integrate into household with resident Dog, Cat, and daily grandkids. Second paycheck, kidlet gets a dog (and silly me allowed it).

    Posted by: mustbequantum at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (MIKMs)

    349 I wonder if any fetanyl came from Russia?

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (YPqbH)

    350 253 What Does It Say About Mueller That He Picked Strzok for His Team?

    Dunno, why do you ask ??

    Posted by: Steve Hatfill at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (TdS5t)

    351 Oh, looks like she's still posting on facebook - maybe she'll do something on Strzok!

    https://www.facebook.com/Bombardsbodylanguage/



    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (W+vEI)

    352 And the gun grabbing liberals have interpreted that to mean only the National Guard can have guns in order to have all the guns confiscated.
    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

    Until the South Carolina Unorganized Militia opens an armory within its Quartermaster operation to sell full auto, suppressed weapons to well-regulated members.

    The SCUM exists, has members who are not SC residents or US citizens, and expects all members to purchase their own uniforms and equipment. The next step would be easy.

    Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (Cnt92)

    353 I think Gohmert just lost it yesterday. Right on the point, but wrong on the tactic. Also uncharacteristic for him.

    ===
    I disagree. It hit him right in the face and flustered the shithead. Also it was effective because all of the donks went all hair on fire. It demonstrated how Strozk was a liar and was good at it, was lying right then and there.

    Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (pw+jk)

    354 I've sent up the Paulo signal.
    Posted by: Commission Gordon at July 13, 2018 09:11 AM (J2l7D)

    ---

    requires it 4 searchlights

    Posted by: The Paolo at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (vChNs)

    355 if post you could the names/addresses of you girls. then disappeared will be this problem.

    Posted by: The Paolo at July 13, 2018 09:06 AM (vChNs)

    You're such a giver Paolo.

    Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 09:15 AM (Enq6K)

    356 A devoted mom: Turkish woman reads lecture notes for her visually impaired daughter in Law school. Mom gets honorary degree:

    https://tinyurl.com/ychrjdut

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 09:15 AM (AllCR)

    357 @317

    The only reason he was put in prison was to punish him and put pressure on him to not only sing but to compose.


    Mueller and his bully boys had him under complete surveillence of all of his communications, if he was saying anything that could be used to make an tampering/obstruction charge, then you would allow him to continue until the very end, because who know where this tampering would go, It might, theoretically go all the way up the chain.


    Mueller is a disgrace, the charges against Mueller are bullshit and from an old Mueller investigation when he was head of the FBI, he simply dusted them off to use as a sledgehammer against Manefort.



    I hate Jeff Sessions more and more each day.

    Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 09:15 AM (2JcMg)

    358 So cute! Baby giraffe and parents!

    https://tinyurl.com/y97wqcsy

    --

    That was really sweet, Fen. Giraffes are such beautiful animals.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 09:15 AM (mQ0Mc)

    359 In the mean time, thankfully, the nieces and nephews are prolific.
    Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 09:12 AM (Enq6K)

    I move that we bring "fecund" back into daily vocabulary.

    Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:15 AM (IqOTP)

    360 346 We should probably write a guidebook or something.

    maybe get some tshirts too
    I bet theyd get mailed out really quick

    Posted by: ncj riding in on a spiderclown at July 13, 2018 09:15 AM (pWEY3)

    361 347 345 Preview in Word first, so you catch spelling errors. Nothing more embarrassing than posting misspellings.
    Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (IqOTP)

    ---

    this tines 1000
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:13 AM (vChNs)

    =============

    Or, learn how to spel.

    Duh.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (b0iGi)

    ---

    your so right

    Posted by: The Paolo at July 13, 2018 09:16 AM (vChNs)

    362 353 I think Gohmert just lost it yesterday. Right on the point, but wrong on the tactic. Also uncharacteristic for him.

    ===
    I disagree. It hit him right in the face and flustered the shithead. Also it was effective because all of the donks went all hair on fire. It demonstrated how Strozk was a liar and was good at it, was lying right then and there.
    Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (pw+jk)


    Gohmert was on point and on target. After decades of taking up the keister from the Dems with their bullshit theatrics and character assassinations, I appreciate a big, brash Texas judge armed with facts, figures and attitude.

    Go-Go-Gohmert. For Attorney General please.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 09:16 AM (VM6ev)

    363 And Russia imported 500, 000 baseball bats last year. They're getting ready.
    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
    --------------

    I'm concerned about about our precious National Reserve of baseball bats. Obama likely squandered some portion of that.

    From a strategic planning perspective, it would be helpful to know if the bats the Russians bought were black. The implications being obvious.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:16 AM (R+Cqa)

    364 361 Or, learn how to spel.

    Duh.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (b0iGi)

    ---

    your so right
    Posted by: The Paolo at July 13, 2018 09:16 AM (vChNs)

    ==========

    I no, write?

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 09:16 AM (b0iGi)

    365 Or, learn how to spel.

    Duh."

    Spel gud.

    c'mon, man...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 09:16 AM (7LY+6)

    366 >>Preview in Word first, so you catch spelling errors. Nothing more embarrassing than posting misspellings.



    Good one!

    Also, if commenter "zombie" posts a link, definitely check it out. He/she always captures the essence of San Francisco art and culture in digital pictures!

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 09:16 AM (W+vEI)

    367 ''Terry ... I've been posting here since Ike was a corporal - and I've never seen this "barrel". I think its made-up bullshit.''

    Wait, wait! There is no such thing as "made-up bullshit" here. No way.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 09:16 AM (jm1YL)

    368 " 311 you forgot always look up new terms in urban dictionary so you know whats going on"

    So the Overeducated Asian friend was over yesterday evening..


    We used Urban Dictionary to introduce her to "Ghetto Lottery" and "Ghetto Logic"

    This was right after I showed her the thread at Zip's place about illegal immigrant children not really being with parents in many cases.


    And then I showed her how to use Safari's Private Season" to read many of the online articles behind paywalls.

    It was to laugh.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (wldC6)

    369 So cute! Baby giraffe and parents!

    https://tinyurl.com/y97wqcsy
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 09:11 AM (AllCR)
    ---------

    Oh Fen, that is hilarious. I giggled all throughout watching that baby giraffe faceplant, then bumplant, then fall over on each side. He's symmetrical, I'll say that for him!

    Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (JJZzu)

    370 I see that the lawyer representing the Ithaca sign thief is named Sonsire. Can you get any more patriarchal than that? Daughterdam would be the woke version.

    Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (59GGI)

    371 >>Or, learn how to spel.

    Your so right!

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (W+vEI)

    372 >>>Black Pastors Call for Maxine "Roger" Waters to be Censured for Inciting "Mob Rule"

    Now this is very heartening. Almost can't believe it. This seems to be a real indicator that the Democrats are repelling black voters. And Maxine Waters (!) is so repellent that she actually ended up as one of the catalysts for that. It'd be great if black America could break free of identity politics mindset they've been pressured into.

    The only problem is that this group is forced to pin their hope of censure on ... Paul Ryan.

    Come on Maxine. Let's get Rick Wright on the keyboard and belt out your rendition of Great Gig In The Sky.

    Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (/qEW2)

    373 Britain has their debate over a Fabrexit or a Slobrexit.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (DJ3bu)

    374 Strzok seems to be emotionally unstable.

    Comey, too.

    Interesting, that.

    Posted by: Lisa Page's Pillow Talk at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (tl8j7)

    375 Stuck in Charlotte for 2 hours and since one of the Admiral clubs is closed for some reason they would not let me in. Sucks

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (xtbpH)

    376 @335

    There is zero evidence that they were lovers.


    The lovers cover story was devised so that they couldn't be construed as forming a conspiracy and they could claim their back and forth was pillow talk.


    This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.

    Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (2JcMg)

    377 I no, write?
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 09:16 AM (b0iGi)
    -----------

    You misspelled "eye."

    Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:18 AM (JJZzu)

    378 Hillary and her dirty courtiers were exposed clearly in the eyes of Strzok. They are the MS-13 of DC, a gang concerned about raw power by any means necessary. (except their "gang markings" are more globalist NWO type lies, and they wear suits)

    They were recognized by Schumer with his "they have six ways from Sunday to get you back" ... which is not what "our" FBI should be doing to good citizens that dare to blow the whistle on their crimes. So now we hope the white hats have a plan, and we wait for Huber and the rest to spring the October surprise.

    Soros funds antifa, black lives matter (probably MS-13 at some level) at the street level, but the real threat is at the DC level, which is fully operational at the CFR/globalist/UN/etc. group level. Soros was behind Obama, seeing him as more useful than vicious Hillary, but the "final solution" (to American liberty) transition to Hillary failed.

    Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 09:18 AM (bT8Z4)

    379 GnuBreed at July 13, 2018 08:57 AM
    Breitbart vs Williamson on economics.

    The Breitbart post chronicles the destruction of the middle class in the US (minimum wage #15/hr) due to free trade with China (no minimum wage) and makes the point that wages in the US have to fall as wages in China rise. (It should be the cost of doing business, not just wages.)

    Williamson made the point that middle-class rural rustbelt folks who won't or can't compete in a global economy need to die or wise up. (Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest.)

    Walmart sells a lot of stuff made in China, and I shop Walmart because I can't afford the high dollar, high quality, made in the USA stuff. Textiles are the perfect example. All my clothes are worn and tattered and replacing my wardrobe is costly because of inflation. You can't buy a pair of blue jeans for five bucks anymore. (Look at the prices on Amazon for example.)

    Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 09:18 AM (roQNm)

    380 Trump giving beotch from NBC some grief over her question.

    "Oh you're from NBC....almost as bad as CNN. What you just said is fake news."

    Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 09:18 AM (Enq6K)

    381 Until the South Carolina Unorganized Militia opens an armory within its Quartermaster operation to sell full auto, suppressed weapons to well-regulated members.

    The SCUM exists, has members who are not SC residents or US citizens, and expects all members to purchase their own uniforms and equipment. The next step would be easy.
    Posted by: JeanUntil the South Carolina Unorganized Militia opens an armory within its Quartermaster operation to sell full auto, suppressed weapons to well-regulated members.

    The SCUM exists, has members who are not SC residents or US citizens, and expects all members to purchase their own uniforms and equipment.

    The next step would be easy.
    Posted by: Jean



    Firing on Ft. Sumpter?

    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:18 AM (Y5LDn)

    382 Always remember that "Ace" is a generic name that we post under when we think we are making a really good point. There is no such real person as "Ace". Also, if you see someone using a name, and you think it is really neat, feel free to use it anytime. There is no real way of tracking users here.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2018 09:18 AM (wdmm9)

    383 I am not even sure people like Strzok and the left are worth my pee or soit

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2018 09:19 AM (xtbpH)

    384 371 >>Or, learn how to spel.

    Your so right!

    Posted by: Any Schumer at July 13, 2018 09:19 AM (vChNs)

    385 196 German navy vet?
    Posted by: Forgot My Nic

    USNA grad, retired Captain.
    Posted by: Vito Silana at July 13, 2018 08:46 AM (vx3cd)

    Been a Republican since the Coolidge administration, I assume?

    Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 09:19 AM (RD7QR)

    386 Hah barrel! Not today!

    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:19 AM (Y5LDn)

    387 329
    Regarding the second amendment and the "well regulated militia" part if I
    were writing the Constitution that past would be deleted. Its intent
    wasn't to provide limitations on the amendment, it was simply an
    explanation. And the gun grabbing liberals have interpreted that to mean
    only the National Guard can have guns in order to have all the guns
    confiscated.

    Yes, but they were pretty much eviscerated by Scalia in the Heller majority opinion for it. That argument died when the Supremes correctly ruled that the 2nd amendment protects individual rights not the national guard.

    Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2018 09:19 AM (vcfwL)

    388 363. RFB, SMR Kvatermashter Korps: 500, 00 beis'bol bats, in a variety of materials and colors, for motorist use. Not needing beis' bol balls or other sport equipments at this time.

    https://youtu.be/DCLtKCDHIQM

    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 09:19 AM (fA1SL)

    389 You misspelled "eye."
    Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:18 AM (JJZzu)
    ----------

    And I misspelled "ewe."

    Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:19 AM (JJZzu)

    390 368 hey VIA
    how is life treating you?
    been a while

    Posted by: ncj riding in on a spiderclown at July 13, 2018 09:20 AM (pWEY3)

    391 375 Stuck in Charlotte for 2 hours and since one of the Admiral clubs is closed for some reason they would not let me in. Sucks

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (xtbpH)


    *fistbump*

    Flight outta' Houston don't leave until two.

    Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:20 AM (tHX5V)

    392 Gun Rights Groups Sue California Over Registration Failures That Could Lead to Gun Owners Being Arrested

    But didn't CA courts just rule that the fact that it was impossible to obey a law is no grounds for overruling or suspending it?

    They really can believe six impossible things before breakfast.

    Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 09:20 AM (59GGI)

    393 386 Hah barrel! Not today!
    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:19 AM (Y5LDn)

    ============

    You can get to the barrel every day if you try and believe.

    When others say quit, you keep going.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 09:20 AM (b0iGi)

    394 376
    This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
    Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (2JcMg)


    Or they really were fucking each other's pinheads off while hatching plots.

    They're all too clever by half. It's possible. But even still, to watch them squirm over it is still quite enjoyable, fake or not.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 09:20 AM (VM6ev)

    395 And always take the advice of the horde. Especially about dating and personal hygiene.

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:21 AM (vChNs)

    396 "Stuck in Charlotte for 2 hours and since one of the Admiral clubs is closed for some reason they would not let me in. Sucks"

    Admiral's Club is closed.
    Moose out front should have told you.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 09:21 AM (wldC6)

    397 Trump giving beotch from NBC some grief over her question.

    --

    I'm listening. All other questioners I heard, from foreign sources, were asking normal questions. Then comes the American beyotch reporter from ABC (I think) with a negative "you're helping Russia!" BS sort of question. I'm glad he called her out. Stupid twit.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 09:21 AM (mQ0Mc)

    398 I used to pronounce MILITIA as "millie-tee-uh."

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 09:21 AM (VM6ev)

    399 Preview in Word first, so you catch spelling errors. Nothing more embarrassing than posting misspellings.
    Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:09 AM (IqOTP)

    ---

    this tines 1000
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:13 AM (vChNs)

    =============

    Or, learn how to spel.

    Duh.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 09:14 AM (b0iGi)

    ---
    your so right
    Posted by: The Paolo
    --------------

    A review of the AoSHQ Style Book rules regarding Oxonian Comma use would not, come amiss.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:21 AM (I83yK)

    400 Yes, but they were pretty much eviscerated by Scalia in the Heller majority opinion for it. That argument died when the Supremes correctly ruled that the 2nd amendment protects individual rights not the national guard.

    ---

    aren't all rights individual?

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:22 AM (vChNs)

    401 395 And always take the advice of the horde. Especially about dating and personal hygiene.
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:21 AM (vChNs)

    And emergency medicine.

    Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:22 AM (IqOTP)

    402 395. Our medical advice is second to none.

    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 09:22 AM (fA1SL)

    403 373 Britain has their debate over a Fabrexit or a Slobrexit.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (DJ3bu)

    Do not take Fabrexit after meals. Do not handle broken Fabrexit tablets. Do not look directly at Fabrexit. Fabrexit may cause impotence, geriatric profanity disorder, and the condition known as "sausage fingers." For more information, see our ad in Golf Digest.

    Posted by: The Makers of Fabrexit at July 13, 2018 09:22 AM (7HtZB)

    404 This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.

    Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (2JcMg)


    I loved the Drunken Goose in that one.

    Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:22 AM (tHX5V)

    405 regarding the pic at the top, which mouth has had more dicks in it?

    Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2018 09:22 AM (FZYNt)

    406 389 You misspelled "eye."
    Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:18 AM (JJZzu)
    ----------

    And I misspelled "ewe."
    Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:19 AM (JJZzu)


    ---

    and never beet a gag like a dead hoarse. just lame.

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:22 AM (vChNs)

    407
    Fabrexit = Fabrizio (Godfather reference)

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 09:23 AM (VM6ev)

    408 "Stuck in Charlotte for 2 hours and since one of the Admiral clubs is closed for some reason they would not let me in. Sucks"

    Admiral's Club is closed.
    Moose out front should have told you.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
    ---------------

    Probably re-fitting the Girl's Room with urinals.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:23 AM (I83yK)

    409

    and never beet a gag like a dead hoarse. just lame.

    Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 13, 2018 09:23 AM (7HtZB)

    410 and never beet a gag like a dead hoarse. just lame.
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90

    9mm vs. .45ACP
    longbow vs. crossbow
    Mary-Anne vs. Ginger

    Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2018 09:23 AM (FZYNt)

    411 400 Yes, but they were pretty much eviscerated by Scalia in the Heller majority opinion for it. That argument died when the Supremes correctly ruled that the 2nd amendment protects individual rights not the national guard.

    ---

    aren't all rights individual?
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:22 AM (vChNs)

    =============

    Just wait until RBG gets her penumbras all over those individual rights.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 09:24 AM (b0iGi)

    412 404 This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.

    Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (2JcMg)

    I loved the Drunken Goose in that one.
    Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:22 AM (tHX5V)

    "...jackhammering the dried semen off grannie's dentures..."

    - - Bob Saget

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 09:24 AM (VM6ev)

    413 As hard as it is to believe that everyone here is no more than 29 years old, we are wiser than our age indicates.

    Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2018 09:24 AM (pw+jk)

    414 ''Our medical advice is second to none.''

    We have some MDs here but they refrain from giving advice because the rest of us are so knowledgeable. Really there's no need for a doctor when you have us.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 09:24 AM (jm1YL)

    415 Oh, you heathen Morons! You're gonna have this poor newbie living in Teh Barrel.

    Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 09:24 AM (3W5cQ)

    416 I'm reminded of a line in one of the Musketeers movies, where Charlton Heston plays Cardinal Richilieu. Towards the end of the film, the musketeers have outsmarted him and foiled his plans, and Faye Dunaway vows to take revenge against them, and seeks Richelieu's help. Richelieu (Heston) says "That is a luxury of the small players of the game, the great players can take no notice of such things."

    That's 1973s The Three Musketeers, written by Flashman scribe George MacDonald Fraser and earlier pitched as a vehicle for the Beatles.

    Here's Dunaway as the evil Milady deWinter:

    https://tinyurl.com/yd7cpsn7

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2018 09:25 AM (kqsXK)

    417 " hey VIA
    how is life treating you?
    been a while"

    Hey Brother...

    No shit...long time.



    Doing well.

    Litle VIA just completed 'C' school and is fixing' F/A-18 Superhornet electronics.


    And you and yours?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 09:25 AM (wldC6)

    418 and never beet a gag like a dead hoarse. just lame.
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90
    --------------

    Or a rended mule.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:25 AM (I83yK)

    419 We have some MDs here but they refrain from giving advice because the rest of us are so knowledgeable. Really there's no need for a doctor when you have us.
    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 09:24 AM (jm1YL)

    ---

    and a stapler

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:25 AM (vChNs)

    420 ''Probably re-fitting the Girl's Room with urinals''

    Another guffaw.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 09:25 AM (jm1YL)

    421 "There is zero evidence that they were lovers.





    The lovers cover story was devised so that they couldn't be
    construed as forming a conspiracy and they could claim their back and
    forth was pillow talk.





    This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats."
    My Gaydar needle was pegged at 11 when I saw some of his facial expressions.

    Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2018 09:25 AM (3HNOQ)

    422 Yes, but they were pretty much eviscerated by Scalia in the Heller majority opinion for it. That argument died when the Supremes correctly ruled that the 2nd amendment protects individual rights not the national guard.
    Posted by: An Observation


    Since the NG wasn't founded until 115 years after the US Constitution was ratified.

    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:25 AM (Y5LDn)

    423 Jim Acosta: "Mr. President, Mr. President...since you attacked CNN can I ask a question?"

    Trump: "No...you're fake news. I don't take questions from CNN. John Roberts, Fox News...go ahead. We'll go to a real network."

    Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (Enq6K)

    424 Okay, it seems we have enough in this thread for an AoSHQ guide book. Or guide PDF. Whatever. Anyway, who wants to go through the 400+ comments to grab content for said guide? 1-2-3 not it.

    Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (ZkXzk)

    425
    I was test marketing two new names:

    Maxine "Mikvah" Waters and Democrat-Socialite Ocasio Cortez.

    Thoughts?

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (VM6ev)

    426 @394

    Unless I'm presented with text and emails of "pillow talk" or receipts from the "No Tell Motel" the "lovers" angle is a cover story to hide conspiracy.


    In their emails and texts they confide in each other, talk about the situation, talk about others involved in the conspiracy, Andrew McCabe for instance, talk about stopping the target of the conspiracy, etc.


    Any fucking prosecutor worth his salt could take this to a grand jury and get an indictment, then to a jury and send these fucks to FPMITAP.


    This is fucking bullshit.


    Jeff Sessions is a disgrace!!!!

    Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (2JcMg)

    427 Somebody needs to dig up Strzok's back yard to see how many missing teen aged girls he has buried there.

    Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (vcfwL)

    428 another tip
    make short people jokes as much as you can
    certain posters just love those

    Posted by: ncj riding in on a spiderclown at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (pWEY3)

    429 421 "There is zero evidence that they were lovers.

    ---

    what about fukkers?

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (vChNs)

    430 We have some MDs here but they refrain from giving advice because the rest of us are so knowledgeable. Really there's no need for a doctor when you have us.
    Posted by: Tuna


    Bleeding injury? Yell out & slap hot iron to it!

    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (Y5LDn)

    431 they would not let me in. Sucks


    Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2018 09:17 AM (xtbpH)

    Keeping the Yids out.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (wYseH)

    432 >>The lovers cover story was devised so that they couldn't be construed as forming a conspiracy and they could claim their back and forth was pillow talk.



    Exactly --- which is why Gohmert's questioning and Trump's repeated twitter references to the "lovers" is so entertaining. They're making them *own* it.

    Strzok was probably dying to say, "Of course my wife knows I wasn't sleeping with her --- she knows it's a cover for the VERY IMPORTANT work that I do in getting rid of Trump!!! (imagine Col. Jessup)


    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 09:27 AM (W+vEI)

    433 In an unprecedented move no other president has ever done, Trump demeans and is rude to an American news media on FOREIGN soil!!!

    Death to Trump!!!!

    Posted by: This is CNN at July 13, 2018 09:27 AM (pw+jk)

    434 I'm given to understand there's some way to predict a new thread and guarantee your prestigious "first" post. That's a good thing, too, because it increases your stature among other Acers and Spaders.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 09:27 AM (LV5XU)

    435 "There is zero evidence that they were lovers.

    ---

    what about fukkers?
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90


    The German planes?

    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:27 AM (Y5LDn)

    436 "Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 09:10 AM (mpXpK"

    Read the background on how that Amendment was developed and the debates. It's a great story and it will also show what you stated is partially correct.

    Many people don't know that states like NY would not ratify the Constitution until they were assured the Second Amendment was included. In fact, NY's original constitution took it much further and while they somewhat couched it in the term "militia" that was understood to be a right of every person and they stated so.

    Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2018 09:27 AM (eYiH0)

    437 424 Okay, it seems we have enough in this thread for an AoSHQ guide book. Or guide PDF. Whatever. Anyway, who wants to go through the 400+ comments to grab content for said guide? 1-2-3 not it.
    Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (ZkXzk)


    ---

    NOSE GOES ***touches nose ***

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:27 AM (vChNs)

    438 419 We have some MDs here but they refrain from giving advice because the rest of us are so knowledgeable. Really there's no need for a doctor when you have us.
    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 09:24 AM (jm1YL)
    ---
    and a stapler
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:25 AM (vChNs)


    When you've got Hot Iron ... what else do you really need ?

    Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:27 AM (tHX5V)

    439 Trump kicking SCOAMF right where he used to have testes over Crimea.

    Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2018 09:27 AM (pw+jk)

    440 We have some MDs here but they refrain from giving advice because the rest of us are so knowledgeable. Really there's no need for a doctor when you have us.
    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 09:24 AM (jm1YL)

    ---

    and a stapler
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90
    -------------

    A hot iron.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:27 AM (+cu3S)

    441 427 Somebody needs to dig up Strzok's back yard to see how many missing teen aged girls boys he has buried there.
    Posted by: An Observation

    FIFY

    Posted by: Harry Reid at July 13, 2018 09:27 AM (FZYNt)

    442 Re: Maxine

    We here at the FBI and CIA have not yet deciced who your president will be.

    You will be informed.

    Sincerely whatever,

    Posted by: The Deep State at July 13, 2018 09:28 AM (Ndje9)

    443 Wait - this newbie - not Irish, I trust?

    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 09:28 AM (fA1SL)

    444 And I misspelled "ewe."



    Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:19 AM (JJZzu)


    Wether you meant to misspell ewe well never no.

    Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 13, 2018 09:28 AM (P/aDH)

    445 392
    But didn't CA courts just rule that the fact that it was impossible to obey a law is no grounds for overruling or suspending it?

    Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 09:20 AM (59GGI)



    It. Was. Not. An. Instruction. Manual.

    Posted by: Zombie Ayn Rand at July 13, 2018 09:28 AM (xjiRE)

    446 Okay, it seems we have enough in this thread for an AoSHQ guide book. Or guide PDF. Whatever. Anyway, who wants to go through the 400+ comments to grab content for said guide? 1-2-3 not it.
    Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (ZkXzk)
    ---------

    I nominate Weasel.

    Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:29 AM (JJZzu)

    447 regarding the pic at the top, which mouth has had more dicks in it?

    --

    Whose the public dick that's a sex machine with all the chicks?

    Shafted.

    You're damned right.

    And we can dig it...

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 09:29 AM (mQ0Mc)

    448 417 life is quiet here in homeless paradise
    and like I told Garrett last night....
    nck is about to start her freshman year in COLLEGE!!!!
    I announced her birth here, time flies

    Posted by: ncj riding in on a spiderclown at July 13, 2018 09:29 AM (pWEY3)

    449 It. Was. Not. An. Instruction. Manual.

    Posted by: Zombie Ayn Rand at July 13, 2018 09:28 AM (xjiRE)

    ====
    ahemmm

    Posted by: Zombie George Orwell at July 13, 2018 09:29 AM (pw+jk)

    450 "In an unprecedented move no other president has ever done, Trump demeans and is rude to an American news media on FOREIGN soil!!!

    Death to Trump!!!!"

    Good one CNN.

    Now do the Ravens taking a knee during the national anthem in England.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 09:29 AM (wldC6)

    451 @416 -MP3, thanks for the Fraser plug! He wrote "Octopussy" too, but I bet you knew that already.

    Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 13, 2018 09:30 AM (N5hG5)

    452 435 "There is zero evidence that they were lovers.

    ---

    what about fukkers?
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90


    The German planes?
    Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:27 AM (Y5LDn)

    ---

    can ve still call zem planes vhen zhey do not flight?

    Posted by: Head of Luftwaffe at July 13, 2018 09:30 AM (vChNs)

    453

    NOOOOOOD!!!!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2018 09:30 AM (VM6ev)

    454 Okay, it seems we have enough in this thread for an AoSHQ guide book. Or guide PDF. Whatever. Anyway, who wants to go through the 400+ comments to grab content for said guide? 1-2-3 not it.
    Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 09:26 AM (ZkXzk)

    Ok, sure, why not.

    Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:30 AM (IqOTP)

    455 >>Okay, it seems we have enough in this thread for an AoSHQ guide book. Or guide PDF. Whatever. Anyway, who wants to go through the 400+ comments to grab content for said guide? 1-2-3 not it.



    You know Mindful Web Worker is going to read that and scream, right?

    He has an AoSHQ page where he defines the various memes, and all sorts of helpful tips on how to enable ampersands, avoid the barrel, etc.
    And....I forgot to save the link!

    MWW: if you see this, share the link! Maybe we can get JJ or CBD to put it on the sidebar every now and then?

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 09:30 AM (W+vEI)

    456 411 400 Yes, but they were pretty much eviscerated by Scalia in the Heller majority opinion for it. That argument died when the Supremes correctly ruled that the 2nd amendment protects individual rights not the national guard.

    ---

    aren't all rights individual?
    Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 13, 2018 09:22 AM (vChNs)

    =============

    Just wait until RBG gets her penumbras all over those individual rights.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 09:24 AM (b0iGi)

    Eh, she hasn't been able to spread her penumbras since menopause.

    Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 09:30 AM (RD7QR)

    457 449 It. Was. Not. An. Instruction. Manual.

    Posted by: Zombie Ayn Rand at July 13, 2018 09:28 AM (xjiRE)

    ====
    ahemmm
    Posted by: Zombie George Orwell at July 13, 2018 09:29 AM (pw+jk)

    ==============

    Soma is tha shit...

    *passes out*

    Posted by: Aldous Huxley at July 13, 2018 09:30 AM (b0iGi)

    458 Nood experiment art.

    Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 09:31 AM (RD7QR)

    459 "nck is about to start her freshman year in COLLEGE!!!!
    I announced her birth here, time flies"

    No shit.

    We are now measuring time in generations.



    I'm a very old 29 years old.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 09:31 AM (wldC6)

    460 And I'm willowed!


    *headslap*

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 09:31 AM (W+vEI)

    461 off sock

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 13, 2018 09:31 AM (b0iGi)

    462 Any man (or 'ette) who calls false NOOD spends a night in the box.

    Posted by: Carr the Floorwalker at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (QLvwG)

    463
    NOOOOOOD!!!!
    Posted by: J.J. Sefton
    --------------

    Geeze, J.J. called in a strike on his own position.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (nhAAH)

    464 aren't all rights individual?
    I seem to have heard talk about State's Rights at one time or another.

    Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (vcfwL)

    465 Max Boot More Supider Than Usual
    By learning to appreciate soccer, I have also learned to appreciate the limits of American exceptionalism.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

    466 Giraffes are such beautiful animals.
    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 09:15 AM
    ~~~~~

    Yeah, but their necks are too long. Kinda like avocados--their pits are too big.

    Posted by: IrishEi at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (Ri0Ku)

    467 ooops
    the queen has awoken
    its coffee time with the stiletto goddess
    ill return!!

    Posted by: ncj riding in on a spiderclown at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (pWEY3)

    468 465 Max Boot More Supider Than Usual
    By learning to appreciate soccer, I have also learned to appreciate the limits of American exceptionalism.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

    By learning to eat dog shit I appreciate Ruths Chris.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (JFO2v)

    469 I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (tl8j7)

    470 98
    43 I think Strozk is mentally off. I mean, I do not look at Lisa Page
    and think to myself "Damn....she's hot biscuits! I'm going to betray my
    wife and make a two backed beast with her! How could anyone not?!?!"

    Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (eytER)





    I think, "turn the page."

    Posted by: Caliban



    I think it was all about compromising and controlling his oversight.
    Same approach he used with the FISA Judge, compromise him socially -
    use him professionally.

    Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 08:25 AM (Cnt92)


    Are you suggesting that Lisa page was a deep state honey pot for Strozk?
    HAHAHA.

    Wins the internet early today!

    Posted by: Putz Rubbinitout at July 13, 2018 09:37 AM (ymnmz)

    471 >>We have some MDs here but they refrain from giving advice because the
    rest of us are so knowledgeable. Really there's no need for a doctor
    when you have us.

    Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 09:24 AM (jm1YL)



    ---



    and a stapler

    Posted by: Buzzsaw90

    or catgut.

    Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM (r9UYA)

    472 39 Max Boot has an epiphany: America not so exceptional after all, because soccer.
    Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (QUpVW)

    There's a corollary. Kavanaugh buys season tickets for BASEBALL, and coaches his girl's BASKETBALL team. Both sports are native to AMERIKKKA. This proves that he is a Nazi nationalist. QED.

    (And of course the fact that everyone else loves Communiss kickball, and we don't, is obvious proof that we are not an exception. Again, QED.)

    Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 09:39 AM (59GGI)

    473 If hot iron fails, just lie down and start screaming.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2018 09:40 AM (EjpfY)

    474 Top ten excuses for spelling errors:

    brain tau tangles (early onset dementia)
    decreasing eyesight to the keyboard (cataracts)
    bad lighting in the room
    fat finger strokes
    don't care but I do proofread in effort to prevent.
    bourbon
    poor effort to be funny with words
    AND I just flat don't remember how to spell
    AND get of my lawn

    Posted by: d9 at July 13, 2018 09:43 AM (WX+x0)

    475 Been a Republican since the Coolidge administration, I assume?
    Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses

    Not that long, but if you mean lifelong Republican, yes. Crew cut his whole life, active duty during Vietnam, father of 5 and a no-nonsense type of man.

    Posted by: Vito Silana at July 13, 2018 09:44 AM (vx3cd)

    476 Heh. Newbie should observe the behaviors of the horde and ignore the advice lest they find themself on a snipe hunt.

    Posted by: BluesFish at July 13, 2018 09:46 AM (QSrx1)

    477 That man volunteered and was an officer in the Army of the United States of America
    Did J.J. ever serve ?

    Posted by: Re Pop at July 13, 2018 09:47 AM (KEVwB)

    478 Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 13, 2018 08:11 AM (eytER)

    This kind of statement always cracks me up. Of course men and women are attracted by looks, but having known people who had affairs or finding other men attractive while still being married and faitfhful (I mean, if you're a living, breathing person who enjoys the company of other men/women there will always be people you find interesting. amusing and fun without getting close to jumping under in the sheets with them) I don't think affairs are primarily about looks. I think it's more about the thrill of the chase and/or being lonely or having someone who shares your work/interests/humor in a way that your spouse can't. Also there are people who have affairs because they find their spouse unpleasant or because-like Bill Clinton they may find their spouse unpleasant and they are serial adulterers with no moral compass? Having an affair with a person who is model type attractive is unlikely.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 09:48 AM (AllCR)

    479 I think if indeed Smirky and Gummy Bear were having an affair (and I'm not convinced,) it's because they were on their moral high horse about saving the Republic from DJT and both liked to ride, IYKWIMAITYD

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 09:51 AM (AllCR)

    480 Yay, Kurt Schlichter made the Clock Boy appeal go away. #Winning

    Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 07:59 AM (W+vEI)


    That intrigued me, so I went and read his latest on Townhall. It didn't mention Clockboy, but it did have a new (to me) nickname for Hillary!:

    Stumbles McMyTurn.


    Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 13, 2018 09:51 AM (jjaLl)

    481 Posted by: Re Pop at July 13, 2018 09:47 AM (KEVwB)



    LOLOLOLOL!!!!

    Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 13, 2018 09:52 AM (jjaLl)

    482 457 449 It. Was. Not. An. Instruction. Manual.

    Posted by: Zombie Ayn Rand at July 13, 2018 09:28 AM (xjiRE)

    ====
    ahemmm
    Posted by: Zombie George Orwell at July 13, 2018 09:29 AM (pw+jk)

    ==============

    Soma is tha shit...

    *passes out*
    Posted by: Aldous Huxley at July 13, 2018 09:30 AM (b0iGi)

    NICE

    Posted by: C S Lewis at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (59GGI)

    483 Stumbles McMyTurn.

    That is great!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 10:10 AM (AllCR)

    484 Walmart sells a lot of stuff made in China, and I shop Walmart because I can't afford the high dollar, high quality, made in the USA stuff. Textiles are the perfect example. All my clothes are worn and tattered and replacing my wardrobe is costly because of inflation. You can't buy a pair of blue jeans for five bucks anymore. (Look at the prices on Amazon for example.)

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    I buy 90% of my clothes from Goodwill or St. Vinnies.
    A lot of it is new with tags. Top of line brands.

    Posted by: Jolo at July 13, 2018 10:13 AM (WrMOC)

    485 I move that we bring "fecund" back into daily vocabulary.

    Posted by: hogmartin 

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    I was berated by an old bat in a bar one time for "my filthy language". All I did was use the word correctly.
    I guess 'fecund' is the new 'niggardly'.

    Ignore me. I'm aleady drinking.

    Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 13, 2018 10:39 AM (rQZNm)

    486 Given that so many of the adults with the "separated children" turned out to be criminals or traffickers, I'm surprised no one has accused the Democrats of demanding the children be returned to their pimps.

    Posted by: Another_Bob at July 13, 2018 10:55 AM (P5dZE)

    487 Did J.J. ever serve ?

    Deluca? Nope, NYU and off to Hollywood. Now ruling up the rubes.

    Posted by: Tony Little at July 13, 2018 11:02 AM (AV2a+)

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