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Burglar Breaks Into Escape Room; Captured After He Can't Figure Out How to Escape
Burglar breaks into escape room, can't figure out how to escape
Police in Washington say a man who broke into an "escape room" on Sunday damaged the room so badly that he couldn't escape. Rye Wardlaw allegedly broke into Northwest Escape Experience, in Vancouver, Fox 12 reported, citing the Clark County Sheriff's Office. An owner of the escape room -- a locked room full of puzzles and clues that participants must solve in order to escape --told the news station Wardlaw did so much damage to the business that he couldn't escape after breaking in. "He apparently didn’t know how to use the lock on the front door and was stuck," Tamara Bertrand said. From inside the room, Wardlaw reportedly called police and told officials he was calling from the escape room because his own home was being burglarized. While trying to escape, Wardlaw allegedly broke the backdoor handle before calling 911 several times.Vancouver? Canada's having a spate of robberies by fuckheaded criminals, aren't they?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 06:00 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: standfast24 at July 13, 2018 06:01 PM (+9QGm)
Posted by: Corona at July 13, 2018 06:01 PM (MceDl)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 06:01 PM (pHfeF)
*points and laughs*
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 06:01 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: standfast24 at July 13, 2018 06:01 PM (+9QGm)
I'm indicting 12 Russian intel officers for trying to rig the American presidential election!
Technically, the charge against them is "Conspiracy to Impersonate American Intel Officers."
That's because it is the job of American CIA and FBI officers to rig the American presidential election!
Posted by: Special Counsel Robert Mueller III at July 13, 2018 06:02 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 13, 2018 06:02 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 06:02 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 06:02 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 06:02 PM (hMwEB)
Oh! Well, I see. An escape room is a puzzle room and you need to solve the puzzle to escape. They made a movie about that, 'Cube' or something.
Why would you want to break in to a room you can't escape from?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 06:03 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:04 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:04 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 13, 2018 06:04 PM (YkwEd)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2018 06:04 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 06:04 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 06:04 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2018 06:04 PM (AlC5R)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 06:05 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 06:05 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 13, 2018 06:05 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 06:05 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:05 PM (DpEis)
I think this was an episode of 'Last Man Standing' with the clueless son-in-law being bested by Kyle.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 06:05 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2018 06:05 PM (AlC5R)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:05 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:06 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Tommy James at July 13, 2018 06:06 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2018 06:06 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 06:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 06:06 PM (TcM5G)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:06 PM (5jVnA)
Now without straws!!!
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:06 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 06:07 PM (Enq6K)
Easy content!
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 06:07 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 06:07 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 13, 2018 06:07 PM (I3yXU)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 06:07 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: sunny-dee at July 13, 2018 06:07 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 06:07 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 06:07 PM (Enq6K)
Tami Buzz Killington.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 06:08 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 06:08 PM (dPd5y)
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the night man, "We are programmed to receive
You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave!"
-- Eagles, "Hotel Vancouver"
Posted by: Undocumented at July 13, 2018 06:08 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: Sammy Hagar at July 13, 2018 06:08 PM (AlC5R)
Kids and adults love them.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Every home needs a pit in the basement.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 06:08 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 06:09 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: not the mama at July 13, 2018 06:09 PM (t2AQi)
Posted by: Hands at July 13, 2018 06:09 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at July 13, 2018 06:09 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 06:09 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 06:09 PM (Enq6K)
Slightly dumber than warshing man
They play chess, nobody wins
Florida man
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:10 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Jame Gumm at July 13, 2018 06:10 PM (9KY9j)
I sat there and made fun of them for a good 20 minutes before I walked away.
"Help! We're trapped!"
'No. You're not.'
"We can't get out."
'That is probably because you are dumb.'
"Where are you going!?"
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:10 PM (nFGdK)
this article says Duterte has 88% approval rating despite local mefia hating him
sounds familiar, huh?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycbrrfh6
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 06:10 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 06:10 PM (DQ+OG)
And in the Root Cellar.
Always a good idea to have a backup Pit.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:11 PM (nFGdK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 06:11 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 13, 2018 06:05 PM
AOSHQ - come for the cuck threads, stay for geography lessons.
Posted by: Hands at July 13, 2018 06:11 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: matthew49 at July 13, 2018 06:11 PM (AbuMA)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2018 06:11 PM (AlC5R)
I think this is the part of the thread where we're all supposed to offer suggestions for the Ace allergies.
My offering: Immersion therapy. Grab a handful of ragweed and snort the ever-living-hell out of it. It doesn't count unless your snot is orange for an entire week.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 06:09 PM (dPd5y)"
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Florida man on holiday in WA?
Posted by: Decaf at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM (Mymqt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2018 06:11 PM (AlC5R)
I laughed, be consoled....
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 06:13 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 06:13 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 06:13 PM (TcM5G)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 06:13 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 06:13 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM (dPd5y)
Anyone remember fictional Capt John Christopher? He was in that Star Wars episode when the Enterprise went back in time to 1968 and encountered an Air Force jet, which they destroyed.
Anyway, Capt Christopher is mort. Roger Perry was his name.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM (YkwEd)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Skip
Kind of. Oregon has marionberries. Canada has moose.
Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM (TcM5G)
Any relation to Tami Mellowharsher?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM (ctuyM)
Niece.
Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:15 PM (nFGdK)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:10 PM (nFGdK)
Please God, tell me this is true!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2018 06:15 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 06:15 PM (dPd5y)
Any relation to Tami Mellowharsher?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM (ctuyM)
Remote cousin to Tami Pissonparade
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:15 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: sOME mORON at July 13, 2018 06:15 PM (ICWiF)
Wait, the Enterprise went back to the 1960's TWICE??
The other episode is with Terri Garr as a black cat.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 13, 2018 06:15 PM (YkwEd)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:15 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 06:15 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 13, 2018 06:15 PM (CeJUf)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 13, 2018 06:15 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM
A good steam cleaning works for me.
Posted by: Gwenyth P., Lifestyle Advisor at July 13, 2018 06:16 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Redenzo at July 13, 2018 06:16 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 06:16 PM (VWE5i)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM
A good steam cleaning works for me.
Posted by: Gwenyth P., Lifestyle Advisor
Slap hot iron to it!
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 06:17 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 06:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:17 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 06:17 PM (VWE5i)
Posted by: Gwenyth P., Lifestyle Advisor at July 13, 2018 06:16 PM (ctuyM)
That's your cure vagina depression.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:18 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
I also suffer from seasonal allergies and have found that gouging out my eyeballs and replacing them with new ones works very well.
Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 06:18 PM (TcM5G)
I think this is the part of the thread where we're all supposed to offer suggestions for the Ace allergies.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM
nose allergies ? military grade gas mask. also a fashion statement.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:18 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:10 PM (nFGdK)
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I used to be in the Convention business, and I have seen people "trapped" like this several times. They think elevators are fully automatic, without noticing that foot long canvas strap.........
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 06:18 PM (oXwsm)
There is a guy on youtube, Mr. Puzzle, who does that.
Amazing to watch.
and have you seen those marble machines?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 06:18 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 06:17 PM (VWE5i)
Certainly would fix that runny nose...
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:18 PM (DpEis)
Allergies???.... Neti pots.... all chic and trendy and stuff....
Posted by: kraken
Make sure you use raw water as well. All the cool kids do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 06:19 PM (LsBY9)
I'm indicting 12 Russian intel officers for trying to rig the American presidential election!
Technically, the charge against them is "Conspiracy to Impersonate American Intel Officers."
That's because it is the job of American CIA and FBI officers to rig the American presidential election!
Posted by: Special Counsel Robert Mueller III at July 13, 2018 06:02 PM (DuAZ5)"
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Otherwise CIA and FBI would have nothing to do. We can't have them suddenly following leads to reported nutters planning mass shootings. Oh, that's right, those are necessary to provide an excuse for gun control laws.
Posted by: Decaf at July 13, 2018 06:19 PM (Mymqt)
I could probably shoot someone in Portland while standing in Vancouver..........if I wanted to........
Posted by: Harley1911 at July 13, 2018 06:20 PM (t0I0y)
No the black cat was the guy who designed the Enterprise's computer.
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2018 06:20 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:18 PM (5jVnA)
The Muppet Movie had the best songs.
"Someday we'll find it..."
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 06:20 PM (y87Qq)
I think this is the part of the thread where we're all supposed to offer suggestions for the Ace allergies.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM
nose allergies ? military grade gas mask. also a fashion statement.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:18 PM (bUjCl)
Include the full body latex suit, and your Progressive bonafides are assured...
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:20 PM (DpEis)
Netti Pot. Has worked wonders for me every time I've used it.
Never used it for allergies but have used it for colds. Seems like it wouldn't matter.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 06:20 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: not the mama at July 13, 2018 06:09 PM (t2AQi)
And Portland is Vancouver WA without a sales tax.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 13, 2018 06:21 PM (I3yXU)
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 06:17 PM
That's just a rumour!
Posted by: Zombie Michael Hutchence at July 13, 2018 06:21 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: f'd
Sammy Davis Jr designed the Enterprise computer?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 06:21 PM (9KY9j)
flonase or similar
claritin or similar
all meat diet or at least keto with minimal plants
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 06:21 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
I also suffer from seasonal allergies and have found that gouging out my eyeballs and replacing them with new ones works very well.
Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 06:18 PM (TcM5G)
Got a buck that says it's mold or ace is being electronically harassed.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 13, 2018 06:21 PM (Qe84+)
Oh, yeah. It was hysterical.
The first - "Where are you going?" was answered with 'To get a chair. This should be fun.'.
They couldn't figure out that they needed to Hold the Button Marked 'Hold' until the door was fully opened.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:21 PM (nFGdK)
Crook must have thought an escape room was like a getaway car.
Posted by: Downcast
He thought it was a TARDIS.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2018 06:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:22 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM (fA1SL)
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Isn't he one of these retards who thinks it's totally awesome to be an ACTUAL cuck?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 06:22 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:22 PM (nFGdK)
feel yucky, including tummy ache and chills
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 06:22 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:23 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2018 06:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 06:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Berwin at July 13, 2018 06:23 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Rip Van Snoozer at July 13, 2018 06:23 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:22 PM (nFGdK)
Buy it something nice, and then dinner afterwards....
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:23 PM (DpEis)
He's been searching for a heart of gold.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:15 PM (nFGdK)"
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Another kidney for George Lopez.
Posted by: Decaf at July 13, 2018 06:23 PM (Mymqt)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 13, 2018 06:23 PM (6Ll1u)
Get lured in by the escape room puzzle and stay for the medical advice.
PS. Mold spores give you a persistent dry cough, or so I've read on the internet - the source of all human knowledge. If somebody knows it, it's on the 'net.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 06:24 PM (roQNm)
Now guess who will serve time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 06:24 PM (YPqbH)
Any relation to Tami Mellowharsher?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 06:14 PM
Of the Beverly Farms Mellowharshers?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2018 06:24 PM (Ja30+)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:25 PM (nFGdK)
Posted by: Rip Van Snoozer at July 13, 2018 06:23 PM (Zmczq)
Hmmmm....intriguing.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 06:25 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:25 PM (bUjCl)
That was the episode where Zaphod hijacked a shuttle craft and tried to fly it into a black hole.
Posted by: Berwin at July 13, 2018 06:25 PM (UdKB7)
Knowing what I know now? I should've chased him down, shot him and buried him over the hillside.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 13, 2018 06:26 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:22 PM
Fur Oil.
Posted by: emma watson at July 13, 2018 06:26 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:26 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:21 PM (nFGdK)
Just pass your guns up here and I will open the door fully.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2018 06:26 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:25 PM (nFGdK)
Yes... it is well known that there is a lot of inherent jealousy .
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:26 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Sam. Beckett at July 13, 2018 06:26 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 06:26 PM (TcM5G)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 13, 2018 06:27 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 06:27 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (AiVi3)
Once the door closes behind you, the room changes.
See, it's a one-way door, like an exit door in a warehouse. You can go out, but you can't break into the warehouse from the outside, once the door closes and latches behind you.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (roQNm)
I shouldn't kid about allergies. I'm 99.99% sure I broke a couple of ribs a couple of weeks back. I don't want to sneeze, burp, drop a deuce, or any other life function.
Sleep and drinking are my only outlets.
In the words of the Prophet Bryne (pbuh): Same as it always was.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 06:26 PM (TcM5G)
Yeah... does that line ever REALLY work????
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (DpEis)
My friend recently lost her job and therefore her medical insurance.
What's a good site for her to look into one of the healthcare sharing groups (like medishare or something?)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Simplemind at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 06:10 PM (DQ+OG)
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It was called "Five Characters in Search of an Exit."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 06:12 PM
nose allergies ? military grade gas mask. also a fashion statement.
Posted by: runner
Move to Tuscon
Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (Cnt92)
Posted by: Hands at July 13, 2018 06:29 PM (EzdLW)
Kimberly Guilfoyle wasn't on The Five, and I wondered where she was. She's down in St. Tropaz, making out with Don, Jr:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5952201
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 06:29 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 06:29 PM (TcM5G)
'If I told you HOW you wouldn't learn anything now, would you?'
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:29 PM (nFGdK)
Posted by: Rip Van Snoozer at July 13, 2018 06:30 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 06:30 PM (+lOpA)
My friend recently lost her job and therefore her medical insurance. What's a good site for her to look into one of the healthcare sharing groups (like medishare or something?)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (hMwEB)
Cobra
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 06:30 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2018 06:31 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 06:31 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 13, 2018 06:27 PM (jWe5r)
Eh?......still yawning though.
Just saying or reading the word "canada" inspires naps, yawns and a general sleepiness.
Keep Jeff Sessions away from the Great White Nap.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2018 06:31 PM (EoRCO)
Jeez my 86 YO mom who just broke her kneecap is in better shape.
Posted by: Peter "Shmoopie" Strzok the super patriot at July 13, 2018 06:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Logic Technician at July 13, 2018 06:31 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (Cnt92)
Arizona ? That state is not fit for humans. Rattlesnakes, lizards, spiders.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:31 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:31 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:32 PM (nFGdK)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:22 PM
Fur Oil.
Posted by: emma watson at July 13, 2018 06:26 PM (ctuyM)
____
Pebble polisher.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 13, 2018 06:32 PM (AiVi3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2018 06:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (Cnt92)
Tucson. I know it's retarded but that's how those idiots spell it.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 06:32 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (Cnt92)
Arizona ? That state is not fit for humans. Rattlesnakes, lizards, spiders.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:31 PM (bUjCl)
Hells' Foyer....
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:32 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM
Arizona ? That state is not fit for humans. Rattlesnakes, lizards, spiders.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:31 PM
Maybe Jean meant the one in British Columbia
Posted by: Hands at July 13, 2018 06:32 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2018 06:32 PM (UdKB7)
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I think Cobra is too expensive for her?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018
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It's almost too expensive for anyone.
Posted by: irright at July 13, 2018 06:32 PM (RVcmP)
A single mom discovered one simple trick for cracked ribs.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 06:30 PM
Heroin? It's gotta be heroin.
Anything short of proceeding directly to intravenous injection of hard drugs -- no interest.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 13, 2018 06:33 PM (LOgQ4)
Once the door closes behind you, the room changes.
See, it's a one-way door, like an exit door in a warehouse. You can go out, but you can't break into the warehouse from the outside, once the door closes and latches behind you.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (roQNm)
Hell I don't even remember WHY I went into he next room... I'd die in there..
Posted by: Rip Van Snoozer at July 13, 2018 06:33 PM (Zmczq)
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Cobra
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 06:30 PM
COBRA is going to be pricey, but if she has any preexisting conditions, she probably doesn't want a gap in coverage. She should be good on the existing plan until the end of the month, so that can giver her a couple of weeks to line something up. If not, COBRA.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 06:33 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:33 PM (nFGdK)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5952201
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 06:29 PM (8O3HH)
Kylie wannabe.
Posted by: golfman at July 13, 2018 06:33 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 06:33 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:34 PM (DpEis)
Just over the Columbia river from Portland, OR and considered a Portland suburb.
Does that help explain things?
Not the geography necessarily, but the actions?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 13, 2018 06:34 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Hands at July 13, 2018 06:32 PM (EzdLW)
the one in Washington ?
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:34 PM (bUjCl)
What's a good site for her to look into one of the healthcare sharing groups (like medishare or something?)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (hMwEB)
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Medishare is one, I think Liberty is another one. Searching for " healthcare cost sharing ministries" should give them several hits so they can compare.
Smoking is a no go for them, as is drinking they consider excessive, fyi. As I recall with each, if you can become nicotine free within a year, should be good to go.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 06:34 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2018 06:35 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 13, 2018 06:35 PM (cvabZ)
Wait, what about Patty Murray?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 13, 2018 06:35 PM (Vs607)
Ace, you have a gift.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2018 06:35 PM (2d4D4)
How to get out of the escape room:
https://bit.ly/2uy4YsZ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2018 06:32 PM (IqV8l)
LMAO. One of my favorites! Thanks!
Posted by: Rip Van Snoozer at July 13, 2018 06:35 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018 06:28 PM (hMwEB)
Cobra
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Isn't joining a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world a bit drastic just for the health insurance?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 06:35 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 13, 2018 06:35 PM (js55S)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018
God help her if she takes a fancy to Callaway.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 06:35 PM (qE08n)
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I think Cobra is too expensive for her?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 13, 2018
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It's almost too expensive for anyone.
Posted by: irright at July 13, 2018 06:32 PM (RVcmP)
Best to lay low and pay out of pocket until she can 're enriloll in November, unless she has a condition and expensive medication.
It's a cost-benefit and risk-reward analysis.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 13, 2018 06:36 PM (Qe84+)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2018 06:36 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 06:35 PM (9KY9j)
Wait, all that and they offer benefits too?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 06:36 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:37 PM (nFGdK)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 13, 2018 06:37 PM (YkwEd)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:34 PM (DpEis)
George T ... Who Do You Love.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 06:37 PM (qE08n)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:06 PM (5jVnA)
I take back my #194.
So maybe we're still the only place with retards after all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 13, 2018 06:37 PM (js55S)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Wait until they get on and stand on a non moving escalator.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 06:37 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: garrett
If only someone had yelled "It's a trap!!" before I went in there. Wait...that's what he said?
Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 06:37 PM (TcM5G)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 13, 2018 06:38 PM (YkwEd)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:38 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 06:37 PM (nFGdK)
That would be gay.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 13, 2018 06:38 PM (cvabZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 06:38 PM (YPqbH)
Isn't joining a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world a bit drastic just for the health insurance?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 06:35 PM (9KY9j)
Not if the dental plan is good
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 06:38 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2018 06:38 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 06:38 PM (Y5LDn)
Raise the ante a bit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 13, 2018 06:38 PM (js55S)
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A single mom discovered one simple trick for cracked ribs.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 06:30 PM
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Yep. Just hold a little money back from your pimp.
Posted by: 10 Things Every Whore Should Know at July 13, 2018 06:38 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 06:37 PM (Y5LDn)
Mitch Hedberg had a decent bit about that.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 06:39 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: teh Wind at July 13, 2018 06:39 PM (w758b)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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Police Report: An inventory of the suspect's wallet did not produce a MENSA card.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 06:39 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 06:36 PM (y87Qq)
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Ask about the rental car discounts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2018 06:39 PM (2d4D4)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 13, 2018 06:40 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 06:40 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 06:37 PM (Y5LDn)
Mitch Hedberg had a decent bit about that.
Posted by: hogmartin
Something about the department store putting up a sign that says "the escalator is broken and is temporarily stairs. You're welcome for the convenience." ???
Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 06:40 PM (TcM5G)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 13, 2018 06:40 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2018 06:40 PM (qvpn1)
Posted by: zombie capt. christopher pike at July 13, 2018 06:40 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 06:41 PM (WFySA)
Not because they can keep every 3rd diamond they find like I will tell them.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 13, 2018 06:41 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Jabroni at July 13, 2018 06:40 PM (TcM5G)
Yeah, I think it was that one.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 06:42 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 06:42 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 13, 2018 06:43 PM (Qe84+)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2018 06:43 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 06:31 PM (bUjCl)
I hear the tarantula hawks are nice this time of year.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:43 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 06:37 PM (Y5LDn)
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I can't link, because shitty old tablet, but search Bing video for "Democrats on an Escalator".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 06:43 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 06:42 PM (YPqbH)
My people used every part of the snake, before the white man came to our shores.
Posted by: Elizabeth Ann Warren at July 13, 2018 06:44 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 06:38 PM (10vO4)
It only covers two teeth.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:44 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:34 PM (DpEis)
Tube Snake Boogie.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2018 06:44 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2018 06:45 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 06:46 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 06:38 PM (10vO4)
It only covers two teeth.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
Good enough for Trump voters.
Posted by: Peter Strzok at July 13, 2018 06:46 PM (LOgQ4)
I got a cobra snake for a neck-tie
I got a brand new house out on the rail-road side
And it's made out of rattlesnake hide
I got a brand new chimney that I put on top
And it's made out of human skulls
So come on take a little walk with me baby
And tell me who do you love
... that's all off memory - may have screwed up a word or two.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 06:46 PM (qE08n)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 06:43 PM (oXwsm)
*snrk*
That was cute, thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWttKddn_Hw
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 06:46 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: f'd
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His physiognomy reminds me almost exactly of Nathan Thurm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 06:47 PM (R+Cqa)
Kimberly Guilfoyle wasn't on The Five, and I wondered where she was. She's down in St. Tropaz, making out with Don, Jr:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5952201
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 06:29 PM (8O3HH)
O la la...it's easy to get romantic in St Tropaz..
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM (YkwEd)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM (gEvQ8)
Reviewing the testimony and texts, they really think they are so superior to us, and we are such rubes for not appreciating their superiority. And the level of Deep State protection these slimy arrogant bastards possess, and know it, just makes the situation worse for anyone they deem inferior. Rush said it best on his Friday show. His bit is referring to him as "Stuck / Stroke", because when he first went public, it was pronounced both ways. Today it was "Struck-Stroke-Smirk". That arrogant smirk of Peter was pathetic.
And the Congressional Democrats are showing what they really are: unpatriotic, anti-freedom, big government is best attitudes. Watch some of that testimony if you can stomach it. They are just lapdogs for Strozk, covering for his butt. They have no desire to find out what really happened. Not one bit. They have turned against America. Not a single American Patriot in the entire bunch on the Democrat side.
More than just sad, it is disgusting how they act.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 13, 2018 06:49 PM (UsCnO)
The guy at the gun store said these are great fun to shoot and a good place to start.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM (gEvQ
He's not wrong.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 06:49 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 06:50 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2018 06:50 PM (UdKB7)
The guy at the gun store said these are great fun to shoot and a good place to start.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM (gEvQ
He's not wrong.
Posted by: hogmartin
Ditto! I just wish the takedown model had swivels installed.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 06:50 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM (gEvQ
Congrats Old Blue!......Ruger makes great stuff.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2018 06:51 PM (EoRCO)
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Thread winnah!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 13, 2018 06:51 PM (Evws/)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5952201
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 06:29 PM (8O3HH)
The only thing I saw objectionable there was the dude wearing the American flag. It is not a cape, sparky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 06:51 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 13, 2018 06:51 PM (Qe84+)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 06:51 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM (gEvQ
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That was a great starting choice. Have fun!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 06:51 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 06:51 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM
Nothing says romance like dancing on the beach on St. Thomas with and STD infected partner.
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at July 13, 2018 06:51 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2018 06:52 PM (FUOLk)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 06:50 PM (ctuyM)
A Bo*gasp*
No, a bomb!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 06:52 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 06:52 PM (qE08n)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:52 PM (5jVnA)
Time to fry a potato, and open a can of chicken bits.
I have garlic powder and am not afraid to use it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 06:52 PM (roQNm)
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welcome to, or back to, the club... the 10/22 series ARE fun.
just read the manual a few times, familiarize yourself with the weapon and all it;s features, before you go to the range.
and, most important, as with most semi-autos, magazine out first, then bolt to the rear to clear the weapon.
and *ALWAYS* visually inspect the chamber afterwards. Murphy LOVES complacent gub owners.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2018 06:52 PM (kLwt5)
Posted by: Swinging Varmint at July 13, 2018 06:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2018 06:52 PM (mhy3x)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 13, 2018 06:52 PM (CDETr)
I thought it would be President Bull in a China Shoppe wants to change Air Force one away from Jackie Kennedy's baby blue color scheme.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2018 06:53 PM (JGVnY)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:53 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 06:51 PM (ctuyM)
HA! I went in a totally different direction with that one.
Either that or we are talking Cations and Anions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 06:53 PM (WFySA)
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY
I told you it was a rash from a new fabric softener...
Oh, you meant him.
Posted by: Huma at July 13, 2018 06:53 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 13, 2018 06:52 PM (5jVnA)
"Pinhead" by The Ramones?......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2018 06:54 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 06:54 PM (CDGwz)
The guy at the gun store said these are great fun to shoot and a good place to start.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM
...........
I love mine. The skunks hate it. plink plink
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2018 06:55 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at July 13, 2018 06:55 PM (2Sqba)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:53 PM (gEvQ
You're gonna' do great.
Shit like this warms that cavity of mine where most people say they have that heart thingy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 06:55 PM (qE08n)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 06:55 PM (fA1SL)
He didn't get elected because his *policy prescriptions* were the same as the other GOPers - but because they were very different. He doesn't have the highest GOP approval rating of any president evuh because of personality, but because of action, policies.
Since ace was talking about N-Trumpers, this is relevant. Don't know if they're "liberals" or "back stabbers" or whatever, and don't care, because never took almost any substantive advice from almost any of them (they typically max out at "duh" sort of observatons, they're not very insightful). But I do know the main reason they look so ridiculous is because Trump's *actions* are those they've called for forever, for the most part.
Of course by now they've descended into Beltway lightweight mode where they just take cheap shots at Trump and pretend to believe ridiculous things. Most incredibly, they (like the Dems) have basically abandoned rule of law, are uninterested in the corruption of key institutions and the worst scandals in our history.
Boot is so ridiculous it's almost hard to believe it's not a parody. Only one I almost feel sorry for - he's very shallow and naive about most of politics.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2018 06:55 PM (QDnY+)
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Canada's having a spate of robberies by fuckheaded criminals, aren't they?
Posted by: Ace of Spades
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I think Canadian criminals still have some shame about what the are doing and, subconsciously, think they should be caught. Everything from their upbringing makes them yearn to apologize mid-crime, but they don't know how, and this results in these Keystone Capers.
Posted by: irright at July 13, 2018 06:55 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune
I'd chew my way out thru 3" of hardened plate steel to avoid her in an amorous state.
I just cannot afford the IQ hit.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2018 06:55 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 06:56 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 06:56 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at July 13, 2018 06:51 PM (LOgQ4)
You forgot the most romantic part of all - in a mumu
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 06:56 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2018 06:52 PM (kLwt5)
I learned that early on. My Dad was an Air Force MP. He lent his service 45 to another MP. When the guy brought it back, Dad went to clean it. Took out the magazine, but didn't clear the chamber. Took a shot through the hand. I've always been cautious about firearms whenever I've been handed one. More people are killed by "unloaded" weapons than you can shake a stick at.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:57 PM (gEvQ8)
This is a stupid girl trying to get a hotel room for free and getting slammed by the hotel.
She's a Social Media "Influencer".
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 06:57 PM (+lOpA)
Hola Morons! Since somebody already mentioned guns, I got some news. I
finally broke down this afternoon and I'm back from the gun store. I
said that I was going to start small and I did. I am now the proud owner
of a Ruger 10/22 carbine. It came complete with a Weaver scope, hard
case, and the case had a metal swinging varmint target. I also picked up
an extra magazine (I wanted a couple of more, but they only had one in
stock), 500 rounds of ammunition, and a cleaning kit. I can't wait to
shoot it. The guy at the gun store said these are great fun to shoot and
a good place to start. I will now proceed to do the AtC happy dance all
over the thread.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM (gEvQ
Congratulations! You will never forget your first gun. That is a great start.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 13, 2018 06:57 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 06:57 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: exliberal at July 13, 2018 06:57 PM (pd+Xc)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 06:58 PM (+lOpA)
Dancing with Bill on the beach in St.Thomas, feeling his arousal sore, I knew the nomination and eventually the presidency was mine.
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at July 13, 2018 06:58 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 06:58 PM (fA1SL)
Hallmark should make cards for people who just bought guns.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 06:56 PM (9KY9j)
You just did!
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:59 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2018 06:54 PM (EoRCO)
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Originally from an old movie. Freaks iirc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 06:59 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 06:55 PM (fA1SL)
Hahaha...yup. I miss that tall, goofy bastid.
Joey, DeeDee, Johnny and Tommy.
Everyone thought they were related when they first came out.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2018 06:59 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2018 07:00 PM (HgMAr)
Fun. Easy. Nephew has an 1103 Carbine, we've been shooting that.
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2018 07:00 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 07:00 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 13, 2018 06:57 PM (UsCnO)
Damn straight. H&R single-shot breakdown, 20 gauge, stainless and black.
I still have it. Won't let loose of it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 07:01 PM (qE08n)
Posted by: SF Resident at July 13, 2018 07:01 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 13, 2018 07:02 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:53 PM (gEvQ
Do!
Before you ever load it, learn how to use the bolt lock (little metal bit between the trigger guard and the magazine release, IIRC) so you can lock the bolt open and verify it's clear. Lots of public ranges will require it, so it's good to know how and good practice to keep it locked open and unloaded unless it's in storage. It's not difficult at all, but like all things Ruger, some people make it sound like some arcane skill.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 07:02 PM (y87Qq)
I have a splendid idea for an escape room!
Have 2 dozen men or more in a large room locked with a complicated electronic lock. The only way to escape is to debrief all these sources of info quickly and orally process their rich, thick, creamy information in such a way that reveals the combination,
. Posted by: Ali Watkins, Greatest NYT Debriefer at July 13, 2018 07:02 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:02 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2018 07:02 PM (ZeGiF)
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Nothing says romance like dancing on the beach on St. Thomas with an STD infected partner.
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY
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We're afraid we must pass on this one but, even so, that is the most enchanting description of staggering and touching yourself that we have ever received.
Posted by: Hallmark Cards at July 13, 2018 07:02 PM (RVcmP)
Ran into a guy who shoots in matches I shoot (we both lap swim at the same pool), and he was basically saying the same thing. He's barely old enough to remember Watergate, but he knows the story, and he is stunned at the Dems' behavior in the face of this unbelievable Mega-Scandal.
No civil war coming, sorry, but at the federal level I think there are problems we've never seen in modern history. An entire major party is just indifferent to anything important or serious. They cannot be trusted, in the most basic sense, as Americans.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2018 07:03 PM (QDnY+)
You are braver than me. I hate going in the lake or the ocean. Just a nice clean pool is fine for me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2018 07:04 PM (7oRwq)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:04 PM (DpEis)
May this love and true commitment that you feel for one another make the journey more fulfilling every day.
Posted by: ballmark cards at July 13, 2018 07:04 PM (Evws/)
They are all Deep State. Some are owned by the State some are not.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2018 07:05 PM (JGVnY)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 07:02 PM (y87Qq)
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The outdoor ranges around here require red plastic chamber flags to be in sight on all guns on the bench when they call the range "cold" for target replacement. Bolt does not have to be fully open, but weapon placed on the bench, bolt side up, with flag showing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 07:06 PM (oXwsm)
You are braver than me. I hate going in the lake or the ocean. Just a nice clean pool is fine for me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2018 07:04 PM (7oRwq)
It's really a good lake Jewell.... now for a see way deep lake, Table Rock near Branson... awesome..
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:06 PM (DpEis)
May this love and true commitment that you feel for one another make the journey more fulfilling every day.
Posted by: ballmark cards at July 13, 2018 07:04 PM
Two words: separate bathrooms.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2018 07:06 PM (2NqXo)
I think it's Vancouver, Washington.
They get Portland's swill as it washes down the mighty Columbia. Explains a lot.
*runs*
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 07:06 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2018 07:03 PM (QDnY+)
Two parties.
But I think you're right in the macro sense. Rural America is just tired of this shit.
Civil Unrest in Blue Cities is all that's going to go down. Progressives burning down their own shit - and the rest of us not giving a damn.
I think I over-stocked. It's nice to have thirty days of stuff. Seven is probably more than enough.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 07:07 PM (qE08n)
Escape rooms would be more interesting if there were penalties as time goes on for failing... noxious smells... mild shocks... vegetable sodomy... bear rape...
Posted by: SF Castro Street Glory Hole Attendant at July 13, 2018 07:07 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2018 07:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:04 PM (DpEis)
Yeah, that's the thing about weapons people used in the military. They either absolutely love them, or they never want to see one again, or they're indifferent towards them, or they're somewhere in between. You tend to have a strong opinion about it, or else you don't care about it at all, in which case you don't have a strong opinion about it.
That's just how I feel about it. I could be convinced otherwise though.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 07:08 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at July 13, 2018 07:08 PM (Mo5Uy)
Some poor sap broke into an apartment, stuffed his pockets with jewels, and then fell asleep on the couch. The police had to wake him to arrest him.
Ordinarily, this would plea out, but in this case ....
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 13, 2018 07:08 PM (pV/54)
Congratulations and best wishes for a long and happy life together.
Posted by: ballmark cards at July 13, 2018 07:08 PM (Evws/)
More people are killed by "unloaded" weapons than you can shake a stick at.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:57 PM (gEvQ
Yeah, somebody recently commented, "If you ever hear anyone say 'don't worry, it's not loaded', hit the deck!"
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:10 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 07:10 PM (pHfeF)
We should include the flag in price of admission, and make its use mandatory.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2018 07:10 PM (QDnY+)
Do they mean 12,000 individual boobs or 12,000 pairs?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2018 07:10 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: SF Castro Street Glory Hole Attendant
Throw out the bear rape, that sounds like Hillary's bedroom
Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 07:11 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:11 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 07:06 PM (oXwsm)
The State DNR ranges here require that actions be locked open with the ejection or loading port up and everyone away from the bench before they'll let you go downrange, but I think they have wedges or something for AKs and others that don't lock. Of course, that doesn't apply to private ranges or State ones that don't have an RSO on duty.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 07:12 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 13, 2018 07:12 PM (js55S)
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
.............
especially when they're swinging it around like a divining rod
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2018 07:12 PM (HgMAr)
It's really a good lake Jewell.... now for a see way deep lake, Table Rock near Branson... awesome..
Lake Taneycomo is one of the few natural lakes in Missouri if I recall. I know even in the summer the water was ice cold. We used to go to Branson every year back in the 90's. All those mom and pop resorts were peppered along Taneycomo. We could walk to downtown Branson. The kids loved it. All torn down now and replaced with condos and strip malls. Sad.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2018 07:12 PM (7oRwq)
next thing you know, he'll insult all 17 USA intell agencies or insult a gold star family in a manner reminiscent of jinjis cauhn
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 13, 2018 07:12 PM (GV6hq)
A favorite factoid I occasionally use on the ignorant bigots (i.e., most of them) who know zip about firearms, or America, really.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2018 07:13 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 07:14 PM (pHfeF)
Escape rooms would be more interesting if there were penalties as time goes on for failing... noxious smells... mild shocks... vegetable sodomy... bear rape...
Posted by: SF Castro Street Glory Hole Attendant at July 13, 2018 07:07 PM (qul7b)
Getting blown to completion by a trap with a 3 day growth
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 13, 2018 07:14 PM (Qe84+)
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2018 07:12 PM (HgMAr)
Big fan of the "treat it loaded, even when you know it's not" rule here.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 07:14 PM (qE08n)
Do they mean 12,000 individual boobs or 12,000 pairs?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2018 07:10 PM (4ErVI)
..............
Botched.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2018 07:14 PM (HgMAr)
Do they mean 12,000 individual boobs or 12,000 pairs?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2018 07:10 PM (4ErVI)
12,000 kilos?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 13, 2018 07:15 PM (Qe84+)
Posted by: Rip Van Snoozer at July 13, 2018 07:15 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 13, 2018 07:16 PM (ZjYnb)
That's a lot of boobs
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 07:17 PM (10vO4)
--
Big fan of the "treat it loaded, even when you know it's not" rule here.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 07:14 PM
-----------------------
Yep. Muzzle control. Muzzle control. Muzzle control. Always. Always. Always.
On top of the usual rules.
Posted by: irright at July 13, 2018 07:17 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 07:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 13, 2018 07:18 PM (GV6hq)
The deleted e-mails would have proven Hillary's pay-for-play scheme, which is why Comey et al had no interest in finding them.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 13, 2018 07:18 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 07:18 PM (gEvQ8)
It's the beer, eh. Or too many pucks to the toque.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 13, 2018 07:19 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 07:19 PM (fA1SL)
Scroll down a little further an you will see a cute blonde; high and tight.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2018 07:19 PM (JGVnY)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 13, 2018 07:19 PM (JKNZq)
Or maybe they wanted one in the middle like chick in Total Recall.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2018 07:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Saxinis at July 13, 2018 07:20 PM (S2OiW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters
Gold trimmed riot shields.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 07:20 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 07:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 07:22 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Canadian Burglar at July 13, 2018 07:22 PM (mhy3x)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM
The warm breezes, the palm trees, the moonlit night, the fireworks, the happy revelers, the crazed jihadi barreling down on us with a huge truck...
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2018 07:23 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 07:23 PM (fA1SL)
---
right, and so what?
1. the dnc would do and say the same thing were tables reversed.
2. uh, hillary used russian agents to concoct piss dossier
seriously, even if what the left said was true, so the fuck what? If a foreign country had dirt on a politician of course the opposing party would want it.
tell it to santa clause, swampy.
sad.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 13, 2018 07:23 PM (GV6hq)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 06:48 PM (gEvQ
Congrats and good choice. Have fun!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 13, 2018 07:25 PM (di1hb)
Do we need to get Slap out of the barrel, decon'd, vaccinated, and drunked up before the ONT? He rolled down that sub hallway on the left, sounded pretty far in...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 07:26 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters
TGE is going to have the greatest Goon-Squad ever. Unbelievable!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 07:26 PM (9KY9j)
what did you think a foreign power would do with compromising information gleaned from an unsecure, illegal, unauthorized work-around serveer?
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 13, 2018 07:26 PM (GV6hq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 07:27 PM (fA1SL)
Send in a dive team with a full body condom.
Posted by: What is that, Musk? at July 13, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 13, 2018 07:29 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 07:29 PM (pjfl0)
As I felt Bill's turgid flesh press urgently against me on that St. Thomas beach, I instictingly realized what a hundred million deplorable women must feel. I knew the presidency was mine.
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at July 13, 2018 07:29 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 07:22 PM
Would the main gun have to be canted 90 degrees, though? Because that would look funy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2018 07:29 PM (Ja30+)
Exactly. The email server was taken down in 2012 or 2013, IIRC, and oh yeah, she was accessing it from her unsecured blackberry while globetrotting the world (i.e., while on foreign networks). How is her creating this huge security risk from 2009-2013 and the unexpected attempts by allies and foes alike to hack it, Trump's fault?!?
It's so stupid to claim it, it's insulting.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 07:30 PM (W+vEI)
It didn't come with a 3/4 ton 4x4 pickup with gun rack and a herding dog? If you didn't get a 5th wheel for the RV, you was robbed!
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2018 07:31 PM (mhy3x)
I called the Thai SEALs. They declined, said it was too dangerous. And vile. But mostly vile.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 07:31 PM (qul7b)
Vancouver WA looks like there was a major flood about 1965 and all the houses were wiped out. Really, everything seems to be from that era. We do have a Chic-Fil-A over in East county though.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 13, 2018 07:32 PM (JKNZq)
cause he coarsened our discourse! Thereby forcing our heretofar stalwart allies and privacy respecting enemies to retroactively hack our democracy.
also, then by coarsening our discourse, he caused hillary to engage foreign powers to sell uranium and generate foreign intel documents.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 13, 2018 07:32 PM (GV6hq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 07:34 PM (fA1SL)
The other Clark County is Reno NV, just to confuse things. When I lived the next county over, I did have to recuse myself from jury duty because I knew the guy involved.
Clark County is Vegas. Reno is in Washoe County
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 07:35 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 13, 2018 07:35 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2018 07:36 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2018 07:38 PM (JGVnY)
Good times.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 07:38 PM (U2JkK)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2018 07:38 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 07:39 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Un-Willow Me? Can't stay at July 13, 2018 07:39 PM (EFiUo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 07:40 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jade Sea at July 13, 2018 07:41 PM (0sWXw)
...........
AoS. Come for whatever, stay for the poetry.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2018 07:42 PM (HgMAr)
The two sports seem oddly similar. Could this be evidence of contact centuries before the Age of Exploration?
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 07:44 PM (sdi6R)
I saw Sheen of Sweat open forThe Glistening Globes back in 78
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 07:46 PM (10vO4)
Hopefully someone asks Putin about these preposterous charges.
If I were Putin I would say the following...
"These charges are baseless and malicious.
If the so called Department of Justice would like to proceed with this farce, my administration will call for a hearing in the General Assembly of the UN, there the so called Department of Justice will make a presentation of the evidence they have collected, I will send legal emissaries to listen and ask questions of the so called prosecutors and investigators of the so called Department of Justice.
If the presentation and cross examination shows compelling evidence that Russian citizens committed these alleged crimes, I will personally deliver them to the US authorities for trial."
I bet Roesenpenis balks at that scenario.
This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 07:47 PM (UfMVm)
I would say playing "catch" for play is something inherent in all humans, like playing "fetch" is for dogs.
And what is almost all these sports based on but playing "catch" in some form or another.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 13, 2018 07:47 PM (YkwEd)
The two sports seem oddly similar. Could this be evidence of contact centuries before the Age of Exploration?
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 07:44 PM (sdi6R)
THEY BOTH STOLE IT FROM AFRICA!
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton's Megaphone at July 13, 2018 07:48 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 07:48 PM (pjfl0)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 13, 2018 07:50 PM (YkwEd)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:51 PM (DpEis)
I bet Roesenpenis balks at that scenario.
This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 07:47 PM (UfMVm)
When is this act over? I have to piss.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 13, 2018 07:51 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: kraken at July 13, 2018 07:52 PM (DpEis)
And what is almost all these sports based on but playing "catch" in some form or another.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Or "catch" being the facilitator of "pitch"
which is a good skill to have especially when there are no gunzzzzz.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2018 08:03 PM (JGVnY)
Posted by: MichiCanuck at July 13, 2018 08:44 PM (qplvQ)
There is no "spell" to break and there is no cult of personality. What there may be is an anti- Cult of Personality -- millions of Republicans united not in worship of someone but united in antipathy bordering on hatred for a group of charlatan liberals who've been sabotaging the alleged conservative movement for decades.
first chance to read this.
My first response was, "hey, that's ME!"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 13, 2018 09:11 PM (UsCnO)
Big fan of the "treat it loaded, even when you know it's not" rule here.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 07:14 PM (qE08n)
I treat my guns as loaded, even when they are disassembled and being cleaned. And I taught my son the same attitude. I feel better for doing that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 13, 2018 09:15 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Roy LC at July 13, 2018 09:26 PM (tHX5V)
Posted by: not the mama at July 13, 2018 06:09 PM (t2AQi)
And Portland is Vancouver WA without a sales tax.
Work in Vancouver, buy groceries in Portland. Best of both worlds.
Posted by: NukemHill at July 14, 2018 03:50 AM (fkjX8)
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