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...until ace wakes up from his dogmatic slumbers.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 01:08 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2018 01:08 PM (2JcMg)

2 YES!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2018 01:08 PM (2JcMg)

3 Third!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2018 01:09 PM (2JcMg)

4 **Takes off pants and struts around singing Copacabana!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2018 01:09 PM (2JcMg)

5 Robot dog put Ace to sleep?

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 11, 2018 01:09 PM (QUpVW)

6 At the Copa, ...

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 11, 2018 01:10 PM (PbH71)

7 *** enters room, sees Kreplach, spins around and leaves

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at July 11, 2018 01:10 PM (w7KSn)

8 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:10 PM (XtR0g)

9 Well, maybe he should start using manual dogmission.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

10 And these guys - aren't they great? Look at 'em! No, just look at 'em. You'll see. These are American workers, the best in the world, believe me. And with all American-made boots and sap gloves - I love those sap gloves, don't you? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. And those beautiful hickory mattock handles.' -PDT at MAGA Goon Squad swearing-in

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:11 PM (fA1SL)

11 ** Puts pants back on, downs fifth Gin Gimlet, sobs gently too himself.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2018 01:11 PM (2JcMg)

12 until ace wakes up from his dogmatic slumbers.

he's exercising
and preparing for the next World Cup match

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:11 PM (fceHP)

13 new post already?

well sure.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 01:11 PM (dPd5y)

14 I saw Dogmatic Slumbers open for Asleep at the Wheel at the Fox Theater in '81.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 01:11 PM (Boy/L)

15 until ace wakes up from his dogmatic slumbers.



If Ace had a decent Karma, he could run over that dogma.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (XtR0g)

16 Hey, OM. Could you unlock the door to the buffet? It's lunch time.

Posted by: Kris at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (OyyDO)

17 4 **Takes off pants and struts around singing Copacabana!!
Posted by: Kreplach

DAMN!! stop singing!!

Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)

18 Dogmatic slumbers are nice.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (vtcmf)

19 Let sleeping dogmaticists lie. Or is it dogmatics ?

Posted by: Sphynx at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (rXie1)

20 Roger Federer goes down at Wimbledon.

Nadal next to lose. Hopefully only American left , John Isner can win his match against the Cannuck to reach the semifinals.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (2DOZq)

21 Only the Horde could get robot dog out of dogmatic.

I don't know if that's a sign of genius or insanity.

Posted by: all doubt removed at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (qtQNo)

22

Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (fceHP)

23 @17

I can't help it.


I must sing!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2018 01:13 PM (2JcMg)

24
Insert Dogma / Karma joke here.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 11, 2018 01:13 PM (rXie1)

25 artisanal? perhaps they want a 'minder' like Hillary?

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 01:13 PM (dPd5y)

26 Power was out last night for about 8 hours.
No explanation from the power co.
New normal, I guess...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at July 11, 2018 01:14 PM (w7KSn)

27 Such a cute doggy picture you may need a cavity filled.:

https://tinyurl.com/y84ly863

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 01:14 PM (AllCR)

28 Roger Federer goes down at Wimbledon.

On who? I didn't know he was gay.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 01:14 PM (Bdeb0)

29 Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'

A clear violation of the Logan Act by the senior senator from New York.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 01:14 PM (Boy/L)

30 Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'

Bet Chuckie thinks they might plot to create an invincible army of pee hookers.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at July 11, 2018 01:15 PM (vtcmf)

31 Kreplach singing now? Well that turns my head upside down!

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 01:15 PM (dPd5y)

32 What is left to post about? Every day is the same thing. Trump does X, the left takes it out of context, makes up parts of it, and quotes "inside" information from an unnamed source, and frames it all in a way to draw readers to the conclusion that trump is evil and dangerous. The twatter mob outrages the rest of the day and awaits the next outrage tomorrow.

We have the NATO summit going on now. "OMG Trump is disrespecting world leaders and will get us into a war!"

Next is putin summit. "OMG Trump is cozying up to putin and will get us into a war!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 01:15 PM (wdmm9)

33 I don't know if that's a sign of genius or insanity.

Beware the tyranny of "or."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 01:15 PM (Boy/L)

34 >>>>Roger Federer goes down at Wimbledon.



Please God let there be video!!!!

Posted by: SHEP! at July 11, 2018 01:15 PM (jjaLl)

35 18 Dogmatic slumbers are nice.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions


At least ace wakes up once a day, Jeff. You should try that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 11, 2018 01:15 PM (0ogQG)

36 Stand up, Chuck! Oh. Republican plant.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2018 01:15 PM (HiLJ1)

37 Whigger Shaun King calls out Daymond Green for not being anti-Jewish enough.

https://bit.ly/2ub5ZYK

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

38 "Trump is wrecking NATO" (good)

"Trump's SCOTUS pick will overturn Roe v. Wade" (better)

"Trump hates immigrants" (best)

"Trump insults people all the time on Twitter" (hilarious)

"Trump's tariffs will collapse the economy" (wrong)

"Trump's roaring economy is due to Obama" (delusional)

"Trump grabs women by the pussy" (yes, because he's not a faggot)

"Trump is orange" (then he's not a white man to be ridiculed and scorned?)

These mewling losers can't help themselves, and their voices are becoming shriller and shriller as Trump and America continue to win.


Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2018 01:16 PM (vkS2Z)

39 The dogma is strong in Ace

Posted by: Diane Fienstein, Queen of all she can see at July 11, 2018 01:16 PM (LISuA)

40 I alerted the other morons

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:16 PM (q177U)

41
...until ace wakes up from his dogmatic slumbers.


His dogma slumbers deep within him

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 01:16 PM (10vO4)

42 Would love to see PDT tweettroll this: "You know who else was German and made a deal with Russia?"

Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 01:16 PM (RrEP3)

43 Roger Federer goes down at Wimbledon.

Nadal next to lose. Hopefully only American left , John Isner can win his match against the Cannuck to reach the semifinals.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (2DOZq)


Rogers is old.
Nadal is too banged up and put back together.

Team America, fy!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:16 PM (fceHP)

44 Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:10 PM (XtR0g)


When you posted "open thread" on the last thread, I thought it funny you were declaring that thread an open thread, since we were in the mid 400s post-wise. I thought, well, that's cute of him.

Now I see what you really meant. lol

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (p9qVR)

45
I fear the worst: shelving collapse when ace was rubbing his furry matted back against them

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (pNxlR)

46 Oh.... not gonna end well....

TrueDOH of Canada, CUTS Defense spending, even though they are way under their treaty obligated spending for NATO.

Posted by: Karl Tabot at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (NgKpN)

47 27 Such a cute doggy picture you may need a cavity filled.:

https://tinyurl.com/y84ly863
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 01:14 PM (AllCR)


Did you see the cat with the human face farther down? Weird.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (+lOpA)

48 22




Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (fceHP)


The democrats have gone crazy.

Are they all senile?
Who knew democrat power politics is nothing but being the bitchiest girl in the room.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (ymnmz)

49 Chuckie Schumer is Senator from one state. No one elected him President. So maybe he should STFU and do his own job.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (JKNZq)

50 >>>Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'

What a little soy boy cuck

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (q177U)

51 Chuck Schumer should not be allowed to be with any girls under the age of 16 alone. Or boys.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (k1TUh)

52
Melania is having a good time with Mdm. Macron over there:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5942523

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (8O3HH)

53 What a kind woman! helping out volunteers at Thai caves where boys and coach were trapped:

https://tinyurl.com/y8jqumhp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (AllCR)

54 In World Cup news, Borkina Fasso is out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (HiLJ1)

55 I don't know if that's a sign of genius or insanity.

Beware the tyranny of "or."
Posted by: Circa


Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (XtR0g)

56 Longbows in chili.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (elLTo)

57

Trump's pressure for NATO countries to step up to the bargain on defense spending, unbeknownst to them, is doing them a favor, and when Trump is long gone, they will thank him.

They are going to need a strong defense with what we see happening to them right now. It will only get worse.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (fceHP)

58 >>>>Nadal is too banged up and put back together.




Dammit, I gotta get to England!!!!

Posted by: SHEP! at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (jjaLl)

59 Ace is probably just grooming his Ewok hair again. Must take a lot of time to do that.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (p9qVR)

60 I guess the Democrats are back to "Mueller will come!" as a strategy.

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (LiyEm)

61 kreplach singing --

The GOP is a useless pile
useless pile
useless pile
The GOP is a useless pile

of dogshit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (0ogQG)

62 Mark Knoller
@markknoller
Chancellor Merkel didn't mention the blunt criticism by @POTUS earlier in the day about Germany's pipeline deal with Russia. Through a translator, she said, "we are good partners and we wish to continue to cooperate in the future."

-
Angie baby, you're gonna be spending more time with your family soon. You and Theresa May.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)

63 Cuck Schumer thinks Trump and Putin need a chaperone?
Okay, for shits and giggles, send Max Boot or Ralph Peters along.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 01:19 PM (y8Foj)

64 "dogmatic slumbers" is his pron account name

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 01:19 PM (LISuA)

65 22

Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (fceHP)

Because they just won't be able to keep their hands off each other? Come on Chuck, you're nowhere near as clever as you think you are.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

66 22




Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (fceHP)

============

I don't know. I hear that Russian mole, Trump, has great Russian language skills.

It's a prerequisite, I think, for Russian moles.

Trump will be fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 01:19 PM (elLTo)

67 Now I see what you really meant. lol

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla



:-)

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:19 PM (XtR0g)

68
Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'


Like young girls should not meet with democrats alone

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 01:20 PM (10vO4)

69 Posted by: Karl Tabot at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (NgKpN)

Oh.... dang.... of GOR'y sock...

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

70 Mark Knoller


He is the sultan, he is the sultan of swing.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at July 11, 2018 01:20 PM (vtcmf)

71 59 Ace is probably just grooming his Ewok hair again. Must take a lot of time to do that.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel

Getting his back hair permed again?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 01:20 PM (Bdeb0)

72 56
Longbows in chili.



Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (elLTo)
*****
Longbows vs. carrots vs. boots (and not shoes) in chili and whether chili should be cooked by Ginger or Mary Ann.
Talk amongst yourselves.

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2018 01:21 PM (Fb9aZ)

73 It's good to know that the Left doesn't want to let a crisis go to waste, but finds it very difficult to focus on more than 1 crisis at a time.

Supreme Court justice makes the other problems go away. Kind of how DACA problems went away when Schemin' Schumer was done exploiting it.

Rent-a-mobs are in short supply.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 11, 2018 01:21 PM (PbH71)

74 Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2018 01:16 PM (vkS2Z)

I love this

Posted by: Mega at July 11, 2018 01:21 PM (rv0Fo)

75 Schumer's tweet is a real punk move, inferring that the President of the US can't be trusted with a foreign peer.
If he really thinks that's the case, he should introduce articles of Impeachment.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 01:21 PM (y8Foj)

76

EM ALPHA-PYRROLIDINOPENTIOPHENONE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 11, 2018 01:21 PM (mPeei)

77 72 56
Longbows in chili.



Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (elLTo)
*****
Longbows vs. carrots vs. boots (and not shoes) in chili and whether chili should be cooked by Ginger or Mary Ann.
Talk amongst yourselves.
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2018 01:21 PM (Fb9aZ)

===========

We'll be back in an hour and expect 3 pages from each of you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 01:21 PM (elLTo)

78 I've heard it mentioned that Kavanaugh is considered a safer pick given the 51-49 senate split.

So if he were to not get confirmed, the next justice would be voted on by the next senate, which ought to have a bigger R majority.

Which provides some really conservative R senators an option to vote against him, hoping for an even more conservative choice. Or is that too clever by harf?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 01:22 PM (PNcou)

79 @realDonaldTrump 11 minutes ago

What good is NATO if Germany is paying Russia billions of dollars for gas and energy? Why are there only 5 out of 29 countries that have met their commitment? The U.S. is paying for Europe's protection, then loses billions on Trade. Must pay 2% of GDP IMMEDIATELY, not by 2025.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 01:22 PM (Enq6K)

80
Dog ma.


That would be a bitch.... right?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

81 Supreme Court justice makes the other problems go away. Kind of how DACA problems went away when Schemin' Schumer was done exploiting it.

Rent-a-mobs are in short supply.
Posted by: Carpe Manana


And expensive. Have you seen the cost of flaaka lately?

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:22 PM (XtR0g)

82 22



Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (fceHP)

***
Chuck Schemer should not be allowed to tie his shoes alone.

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2018 01:22 PM (Fb9aZ)

83 Ace is probably just grooming his Ewok hair again. Must take a lot of time to do that.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (p9qVR)


or the summer shearing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:22 PM (fceHP)

84 Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'

A sure sign he should mee with him alone. Why is Schumer even speAking?

Posted by: t-bird at July 11, 2018 01:23 PM (ovpZu)

85 79 @realDonaldTrump 11 minutes ago

What good is NATO if Germany is paying Russia billions of dollars for gas and energy? Why are there only 5 out of 29 countries that have met their commitment? The U.S. is paying for Europe's protection, then loses billions on Trade. Must pay 2% of GDP IMMEDIATELY, not by 2025.
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 01:22 PM (Enq6K)

=============

NATO is so super important that no one but the US is willing to ensure its survival as an actual thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 01:23 PM (elLTo)

86
I dont expect Mary Anne OR Ginger to be cooking at all.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

87 Eleven-

I did not see the picture of the cat with a human face, but here's a cat interrupting a European interview about politics. I think all cats should do this with American leftists:

https://tinyurl.com/y7laxgl8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 01:23 PM (AllCR)

88 Excised from last thread:

CA could have plentiful cheap power and water, easily. It's criminal and embarrassing how economically and scientfically illiterate CA "elites" and masses are.
Posted by: rhomboid


Not all of them, but, yes, the masses are asses. And dont' kid yourself; the rest of the US is on the same glidepath.

It would be a coup if Trump or someone could trick the somnolent Left into some moon-shot grand scale project in the name of SCIENCE and build something. Anything. A river from CO to NV. Anything. This country needs aspirations. That Mars bullshit ain't happening.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 01:24 PM (zfrbv)

89 86
I dont expect Mary Anne OR Ginger to be cooking at all.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

==============

True, making sandwiches isn't really cooking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 01:24 PM (elLTo)

90 Has Trump scared the eyebrow off of Trudeau yet?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:24 PM (pw+jk)

91 dogmatic slumbers.

--

do they fill his eyes?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 01:24 PM (PNcou)

92 Is that fully-dogmatic or semi-dogmatic? And which way does the thing go?

Posted by: irright at July 11, 2018 01:24 PM (pMGkg)

93 I dont expect Mary Anne OR Ginger to be cooking at all.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

---

that's because you aren't dominant enough

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 01:24 PM (PNcou)

94 Why are there only 5 out of 29 countries that have met their commitment? The U.S. is paying for Europe's protection, then loses billions on Trade.

Must pay 2% of GDP IMMEDIATELY, not by 2025.
Posted by: Tami


I have altered the deal. 15%. Now. Pray I don't alter it further.
Posted by: Darth Trump

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:24 PM (XtR0g)

95 >>>Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'


He'll be more flexible after his re-election in 2020.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 01:24 PM (SV/HG)

96 If they can't find the balls to exclude Turkey, NATO should not continue to exist.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 01:24 PM (HiLJ1)

97 52


Melania is having a good time with Mdm. Macron over there:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5942523

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (8O3HH)
I saw that - they both looked very genuine in enjoying each others company. And chocolate tasting in Belgium?? Thank goodness it wasn't me coz I would have made a spectacle of myself gobbling those up.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (a0IVu)

98 88. Transcontinental canal network, laboriously hand-dug by Trump Camp guests.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (fA1SL)

99 Trump's pressure for NATO countries to step up to the bargain on defense spending, unbeknownst to them, is doing them a favor, and when Trump is long gone, they will thank him.

They are going to need a strong defense with what we see happening to them right now. It will only get worse.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (fceHP)



Their hope was for the EU to do that for themselves. Well, too late. They never got their shit together, and used the money building cushy offices in Brussels and hiring needless staff, building Lenin statues, and lining their pockets.

Merkel broke the laws of the EU with her migrant decision. In fact, she broke a lot of the laws. These were not the first laws the EU has broken with other nations. But I'll spare people that history.

The first time the EU could have shown its worth, it failed...it showed its incompetence instead. It damaged everyone instead.

The EU was the beginning of globalism, for that reason alone I want it to die. However, for people paying attention, it is also a case study in why globalism is bad for populations.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (p9qVR)

100 Longbows vs. carrots vs. boots (and not shoes) in chili and whether chili should be cooked by Ginger or Mary Ann.

Talk amongst yourselves.

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2018

*
*
The important question before us:

What are Ginger and Mary Ann wearing?

Posted by: Zombie Truman Capote at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (yrE3y)

101
I don't know. I hear that Russian mole, Trump, has great Russian language skills.

It's a prerequisite, I think, for Russian moles.

Trump will be fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 01:19 PM (elLTo)


more like Merkel's got that down, and Trump is pointing it out. 60-70% natural gas dependent on Russia, now Why wouldn't Schumer mention Merkel's cozying up with Putin?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (fceHP)

102
Its SLICES!!!

Ii DICES!!!

It makes a quick meal of any dog.

IT'S RONCOS DOG-A-MATIC!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

103 Longbows in chili.



Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM


Carrots launched by crossbows far away from chili.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (p+Wdc)

104
Must pay 2% of GDP IMMEDIATELY, not by 2025.
Posted by: Tami


I have altered the deal. 15%. Now. Pray I don't alter it further.
Posted by: Darth Trump
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:24 PM (XtR0g)

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if the US dropped out, it bet Germany's defense spending would top 2% toot sweet.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 01:26 PM (PNcou)

105 Is Chuck afraid Trump may lean forward and whisper, "I'll have more flexibility after the elections"?

Posted by: t-bird at July 11, 2018 01:26 PM (ovpZu)

106 102. Super Bass-o-matic 76 > Dog-a-matic

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:26 PM (fA1SL)

107 102


Its SLICES!!!



Ii DICES!!!



It makes a quick meal of any dog.



IT'S RONCOS DOG-A-MATIC!!!





Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018

*
*
I'll take half a dozen!

Posted by: Barky Obama at July 11, 2018 01:27 PM (yrE3y)

108 Democrats increasingly sounding weak, desperate and powerless.

Trump is some kind of daywalking testosterone vampire. Growing stronger, taller and more masculine by the day.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:27 PM (q177U)

109 Federal judge to PDT: You must reunify illegal children with their parents now!

PDT: How many divisions do you command? GFY.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 01:27 PM (r9UYA)

110 What are Ginger and Mary Ann wearing?
Posted by: Zombie Truman Capote at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (yrE3y)

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belgian chocolate

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 01:27 PM (PNcou)

111 2% toot sweet.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 01:26 PM (PNcou)

----

Dude.

Werent you the target of Aces wrath the last time you Americanized that French term???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

112 Indiana Jones and the Dogmatic Slumbers

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 01:27 PM (O5Q3r)

113 The dogma is deep within Ace! That's disqualifyin', by Gawd!

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 11, 2018 01:28 PM (2sCft)

114 106 102. Super Bass-o-matic 76 > Dog-a-matic
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:26 PM (fA1SL)

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That's some tasty dog!

Posted by: b oBAMA (SATISFIED CUSTOMEr) at July 11, 2018 01:28 PM (PNcou)

115 Indiana Jones and Craftmatic Adjustable Bed

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:28 PM (fA1SL)

116 110
What are Ginger and Mary Ann wearing?

Posted by: Zombie Truman Capote at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (yrE3y)



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belgian chocolate

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018

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I was going to suggest honey, which is see-through, but whatevs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2018 01:28 PM (yrE3y)

117
Schummer sounds scared that Putin has dirt on him from the hacked DNC server

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (10vO4)

118 -
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Trump is some kind of daywalking testosterone vampire. Growing stronger, taller and more masculine by the day.


Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:27 PM

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Make it go away!!!

Posted by: Mr. PibbKrang at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (pMGkg)

119 The EU was the beginning of globalism, for that reason alone I want it to die. However, for people paying attention, it is also a case study in why globalism is bad for populations.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (p9qVR)


You're right, but I think the EU alliance was fine, to hold weight together against hostiles.

The problem was when the "centralized" laws expanded from what was needed for the EU countries to ally themselves into commerce, trade, environmental, etc laws which THEN expanded to the world.

It was an okay counterweight idea gone bad.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (fceHP)

120 Can someone explain the maxine waters running joke to me? How does it work and what does it mean?

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (q177U)

121 I did not see the picture of the cat with a human face, but here's a cat interrupting a European interview about politics. I think all cats should do this with American leftists:

https://tinyurl.com/y7laxgl8
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 01:23 PM (AllCR)



That is one dogmatic cat.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (+lOpA)

122 The largest Russian government controlled oil company put Gerhard Schroeder as the chairman.

Who is he, you ask? The last leader of Germany, before Merkel.

Imagine if, say, President Bush were named the head of Exxon Mobil how fast heads would spin.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (Z5y53)

123 Tina Louise pre-Ginger Grant...

https://tinyurl.com/yc9eeq53

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (SV/HG)

124 115
Indiana Jones and his Hover Round

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (r9UYA)

125 >> I saw that - they both looked very genuine in enjoying each others company

The other lady, the one in the yellow dress she's sitting with is Amelie Derbaudrenghien, the wif---uh "partner" of the Belgian PM.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 01:30 PM (8O3HH)

126 Even if all NATO countries paid their fair share, I'd still prefer abandoning it. The only reason we are locked into this Cold War alliance is inertia.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 01:30 PM (loJzf)

127 120. EM EXPLICATE FOADDY FI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:30 PM (fA1SL)

128

Schummer sounds scared that Putin has dirt on him from the hacked DNC server
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (10vO4)


no doubt
Putin knows all. And if any of his agents or former spies or agents or double, triple agents were involved, he would know and he might just share.

I was wondering about that myself.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:30 PM (fceHP)

129 Can anyone answer me why putting an extra layer of top level government would be good for anyone other than those in that top level of government?

Because that is all the eu is.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (pw+jk)

130 belgian chocolate

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 01:27 PM (PNcou)


I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (Z5y53)

131 "Ginger or Maryanne?"

Yes.

Posted by: GMan at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (sxq57)

132 The other lady, the one in the yellow dress she's
sitting with is Amelie Derbaudrenghien, the wif---uh "partner" of the
Belgian PM.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 01:30 PM (8O3HH)
That was confusing, why can't they say his girlfriend? Is it some feminist thing to call someone a girlfriend anymore?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (a0IVu)

133 Indiana Jones and the Truss of Doom

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (fA1SL)

134 Mexican man is beat up with brick and told to go back to his country.

SEE THIS IS TRUMPS AMERICA !!!

Assailant arrested is a Laquisha Johnson, a black woman by no means a Trump supporter.

NEVERMIND

http://tinyurl.com/y7ushz87

Posted by: McCool at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (WXSv6)

135 123
Tina Louise pre-Ginger Grant...

https://tinyurl.com/yc9eeq53

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018

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Gorgeous she was . . . but her feet are a little disappointing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (yrE3y)

136
22 Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (fceHP)

President should tweet he is investigating pardoning Manafort so he can come along to the meeting.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (e1mEI)

137 What are Ginger and Mary Ann wearing?
Posted by: Zombie Truman Capote at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (yrE3y)

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belgian chocolate

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 01:27 PM (PNcou)


You are a Great American.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (kqsXK)

138 Chuckie Schumer is Senator from one state. No one elected him President. So maybe he should STFU and do his own job.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (JKNZq)



He is trying to keep his party relevant right now. How the mighty have fallen from the glory days of 2009. (And let that be a lesson to us as well.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (hLRSq)

139 The largest Russian government controlled oil company put Gerhard Schroeder as the chairman.

Who is he, you ask? The last leader of Germany, before Merkel.

Imagine if, say, President Bush were named the head of Exxon Mobil how fast heads would spin.
Posted by: blaster

Pemex.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:32 PM (XtR0g)

140 Elon Musk's minisubmarine:

North Korean torpedo tube or dogmatic slumber chamber?

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2018 01:32 PM (kf11g)

141 - they both looked very genuine in enjoying each others company

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sounds like a review of some busty lesbian pron movie. I would like to acquire it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 01:32 PM (PNcou)

142 Improvement from previous thread:

18 The prog process:

1. Find something good.
2. Break it.
3. Have other people pay to fix it.
3a. don't forget to wet your beak
4. Profit!!

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at July 11, 2018 01:32 PM (Tu8jd)

143 Gorgeous she was . . . but her feet are a little disappointing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (yrE3y)

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HEY!!!! HOMO!!!! EYES UP HERE!!!!

Posted by: Tina Louise's Perky Tits at July 11, 2018 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

144 127 120. EM EXPLICATE FOADDY

Yes, it always starts with M and ends with 45, but why?

Posted by: t-bird at July 11, 2018 01:33 PM (ovpZu)

145 134 Mexican man is beat up with brick and told to go back to his country.

SEE THIS IS TRUMPS AMERICA !!!

Assailant arrested is a Laquisha Johnson, a black woman by no means a Trump supporter.

NEVERMIND

http://tinyurl.com/y7ushz87
Posted by: McCool at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (WXSv6)

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Alternate take:

Trump is reaching the black community.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 01:33 PM (elLTo)

146 Can someone explain the maxine waters running joke to me? How does it work and what does it mean?
Posted by: Max Power


She's had a number of rallies calling to impeach Trump, aka the forty-fifth President of the United States. And, sit down if you must, she isn't the most eloquent of speakers. Her exhortations tend to sound something like an lunatic MushMouth.

And meme.

Posted by: A Special Moment with BEN ROETHESBURGER at July 11, 2018 01:33 PM (zfrbv)

147 At the risk of being derided as a GeorgeWillette, I must say I love the strict dress code at Wimbledon.

Now, I don't believe that all of the majors should follow that code. In fact, I think each should have its own distinctive look.

The Aussies, for example, might require swimsuits. This provides a breezy, fun mood --- and the fact that their Open coincides with the main (pre-summer) season for buying swimware would delight the industry.

The French should demand haute couture. Slim fitted suits for the gentlemen. High heels ---Louboutin of course --- for the women.

The Americans? Blue jeans!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2018 01:33 PM (0jtPF)

148 Tina Louise pre-Ginger Grant...

https://tinyurl.com/yc9eeq53
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (SV/HG)

Nice. But she would be considered "fat" today.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 01:33 PM (y8Foj)

149 Can someone explain the maxine waters running joke to me?

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Maxine running would be a joke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 01:33 PM (+y/Ru)

150 Btw, Obama has a shadow Prez relationship going on with certain leaders/players in Europe.

Obama gave a talk recently in Italy...he spoke about the problems with nationalism and the rise in that, and how we need to get people and students to think differently.

A lot going on in the US comes indirectly from Obama. Like Soros, he set up organizations independently of himself that can be called "philanthropies and non-profits" and to the uninformed and uninitiated that is exactly what they look like.

I keep meaning to draw a diagram. Either a Venn one...or a different kind with power structures, but formal and informal. With dotted lines for the likes of certain players. But they would be a lot of work. Too much really.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:33 PM (p9qVR)

151 Can someone explain the maxine waters running joke to me? How does it work and what does it mean?

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (q177U)


As I understand it, it began as a reaction to someone mocking her James Brown hairstyle, her insistent demand that Teh Donald be impeached and her somewhat tenuous grasp of the English language.

It is now a fully-grown meme of its own. How time does fly.

Sunrise, sunset - sunrise, sunset. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 01:33 PM (kqsXK)

152 #FakeNood

Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 01:34 PM (fC0Bx)

153 Indiana Jones and the Near Fatal Hip Replacement

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 01:34 PM (loJzf)

154 Yes, it always starts with M and ends with 45, but why?
Posted by: t-bird at July 11, 2018 01:33 PM (ovpZu)

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EM = "em"peach

45 = Trump


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Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

155 I thought Obama told Putin to (quote) 'knock it off.'

Why is Putin such a racist?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

156 >>143
Gorgeous she was . . . but her feet are a little disappointing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (yrE3y)

Flatter than Shep Smith in drag.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 01:35 PM (r9UYA)

157 Threaded right through the eye of the needle the very first time. Aces!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 11, 2018 01:35 PM (9B/d8)

158 4 **Takes off pants and struts around singing Copacabana!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2018 01:09 PM



Are we back to that tree thing or is Kreplach going with the palm?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 01:35 PM (0tfLf)

159 Can someone explain the maxine waters running joke to me? How does it work and what does it mean?
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (q177U)


I would say it's akin to Hillary's fake accent and comments.

I Don't Feel Noways Tired

Hillary Clinton's accent evolution (1983-2015)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCyvyyo6dtQ

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:35 PM (fceHP)

160

Is this a nooddurbin?

Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 01:35 PM (LA+7V)

161 >> Is it some feminist thing to call someone a girlfriend anymore?

Well, it's got to be gender neutral, I guess.

Down here in the South, in the old days, the diplomatic term would've been "common-law wife".

That has changed, but it used to be that if man shacked up with a woman for a certain period of time, then the law considered them married.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 01:35 PM (8O3HH)

162 The Left in England refused to accept the results of the Brexit vote, and even since have demanded that there be a SECOND election, the "real" one this time, since they think they would win the second election, since they've been screaming about how evil Brexit is after they lost the first election, and they think their propaganda efforts have naturally been successful.

Except...ooops:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5936053/ Now-Britons-want-leave-EU-nearly-15-increase-referendum-survey-claims.html

Now even MORE Britons want to leave the EU - an increase of nearly 15% since 2015, survey shows

So they'd lose any new election by an even GREATER margin.

Their Plan B is to simply obstruct Brexit in Parliament, thereby thwarting the democratic will of the people. And they would thwart it proudly and gleefully.

I think they will fail.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 01:35 PM (c+2jX)

163 At the risk of being derided as a GeorgeWillette, I must say I love the strict dress code at Wimbledon.

Now, I don't believe that all of the majors should follow that code. In fact, I think each should have its own distinctive look.

The Aussies, for example, might require swimsuits. This provides a breezy, fun mood --- and the fact that their Open coincides with the main (pre-summer) season for buying swimware would delight the industry.

The French should demand haute couture. Slim fitted suits for the gentlemen. High heels ---Louboutin of course --- for the women.

The Americans? Blue jeans!!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille


The Italian Open - Speedos

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (XtR0g)

164 Indiana Jones and the Enlarged Prostate of Never-Ending Urination.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (SV/HG)

165 even since = ever since

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (c+2jX)

166 Yes, it always starts with M and ends with 45, but why?
Posted by: t-bird


FORTY-FIFTH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. HOW IS THIS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND?

Posted by: A Special Moment with BEN ROETHESBURGER at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (zfrbv)

167 False Nood-calls reduce Nood-readiness.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (fA1SL)

168 We have the NATO summit going on now. "OMG Trump is disrespecting world leaders and will get us into a war!"

Next is putin summit. "OMG Trump is cozying up to putin and will get us into a war!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 01:15 PM (wdmm9)

DJT is giving a wake-up call to the chief of NATO? "why should we continue paying for your defense, when you are paying billions to buy gas from the country we are supposedly defending you against?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (bNb8V)

169
Carrots launched by crossbows far away from chili.
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Speaking of carrots and chili... anyone know how Cochran is doing? There hasn't been a podcast in a while and I know he's had some health issues....

Posted by: lin duh @ werk at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (9iLHi)

170
Indiana Jones and The One Lost Walker Tennis Ball

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

171 146
Can someone explain the maxine waters running joke to me? How does it work and what does it mean?

Posted by: Max Power



She's had a number of rallies calling to impeach Trump, aka the
forty-fifth President of the United States. And, sit down if you must,
she isn't the most eloquent of speakers. Her exhortations tend to sound
something like an lunatic MushMouth.



And meme.

Posted by: A Special Moment with BEN ROETHESBURGER

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I would never have thought "FOADDY-FI" = "Forty-five."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (yrE3y)

172 Laquisha MacEvil

- Blood, Sweat and Tears

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)

173 Indiana Jobes and the Chalice of Geritol

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 01:37 PM (loJzf)

174 Btw, Obama has a shadow Prez relationship going on with certain leaders/players in Europe.

Obama gave a talk recently in Italy...he spoke about the problems with nationalism and the rise in that, and how we need to get people and students to think differently.

A lot going on in the US comes indirectly from Obama. Like Soros, he set up organizations independently of himself that can be called "philanthropies and non-profits" and to the uninformed and uninitiated that is exactly what they look like.


Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:33 PM (p9qVR)

I agree, and remember that little hiccup when Trump cancelled the summit with Kim--who begged to keep it on? Without any evidence, I see the invisible hand of Obama and his minions.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 01:37 PM (y8Foj)

175 Ace is late because he's looking for the safety on his new glock.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 11, 2018 01:37 PM (yu5nA)

176 Great, what movie theme did I miss?

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 01:37 PM (suO/a)

177 Trump 2020 -- Time for the Camps

The northern regions of the Canadian Territories will make a fine site.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 11, 2018 01:37 PM (Se56e)

178 I saw Dogmatic Slumbers open for Blur at Newport Music Hall in '02

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 01:38 PM (bUjCl)

179 Who else say that whacked out crash into the drainage ditch in the 4th stage of the Tour de France last night?

And Jens Voight riffing on the goose liver pate all over the place after the cash was awesome. Guy should been a stand up comic instead of a Tour Rider. He's like a German Yakoff Smirnoff


Anyone?

Is this thing on?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 01:38 PM (ymnmz)

180 126 Even if all NATO countries paid their fair share, I'd still prefer abandoning it. The only reason we are locked into this Cold War alliance is inertia.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 01:30 PM (loJzf)

Yup... EU has 14 times the GDP, and about 4 times the population, of Russia...

So just why in the hell are WE paying to protect them from Russia?

When WE have a trade deficit with them?

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 01:38 PM (NgKpN)

181 Their Plan B is to simply obstruct Brexit in Parliament, thereby
thwarting the democratic will of the people. And they would thwart it
proudly and gleefully.

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And then there's Plan C.

Posted by: Judge in Brussels at July 11, 2018 01:38 PM (SV/HG)

182 156
>>143

Gorgeous she was . . . but her feet are a little disappointing.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2018 01:31 PM (yrE3y)

Flatter than Shep Smith in drag.



Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018

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It's odd. Most fair-skinned redheads I've seen, "real redhead" or not, have arches as high as Roman aqueducts. See Jan ("Bailey") Smithers and pr0n star Nikki Rhodes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2018 01:39 PM (yrE3y)

183 DJT is giving a wake-up call to the chief of NATO?
"why should we continue paying for your defense, when you are paying
billions to buy gas from the country we are supposedly defending you
against?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (bNb8V)

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Trump runs circles around American leftists. European leftists are even less aware of the real world much less Trump's world so he flattens them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:39 PM (pw+jk)

184 Is this thing on?

It's on. And nobody saw it.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 01:39 PM (O5Q3r)

185 @32
Shit he's onto us.

Posted by: Journolist at July 11, 2018 01:39 PM (koNhm)

186 you would think Ace would have a few spare threads in the queue, "on the shelf" as it were, for days like today...

oh.... wait...

never mind.


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 01:40 PM (rf8q9)

187 It was an okay counterweight idea gone bad.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (fceHP)


It was corrupt from the beginning...the common currency was an absolute disaster. Leaders are appointed, not elected. The idea was to create a Federalist state, open borders and strip out boundaries.

I could go on and on and on. So I have to disagree with you.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:40 PM (p9qVR)

188 Oh, I totally use the term "common-law wife/husband" when it's called for. Example: This summer, my cousin will be holding a gift grab/farce in which she will marry her common-law husband of... 10 years? 12? Something like that.

Thanks for finally explaining the Maxine Waters thing. I had been wondering.

Do new people come in and wonder why we call our host an Ewok?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 11, 2018 01:40 PM (uFRUr)

189 My accent never changes, it has always been perfect both in pronunciation and phonics. When I talk to people they rarely see me as a threat, and almost always cooperate with my directions. And I confuse yankees. South Carolina, the state where nice people learn to talk friendly.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (zLDYs)

190 Indiana Jones and the Search for the Glasses on Top of His Head.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (SV/HG)

191 180. Clearly, the europoors subscribe to SMR theory.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (fA1SL)

192 False Nood-calls reduce Nood-readiness.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (fA1SL)


gives us time for a power nap

/waves

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (fceHP)

193 Indiana Jones and the Emerald Pill Organizer of Nitroglycerin

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (kf11g)

194 Raiders of the Lawrence Welk Show

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (loJzf)

195 =====
Trump runs circles around American leftists. European leftists are even less aware of the real world much less Trump's world so he flattens them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:39 PM (pw+jk)

And as effective as he is, think about how much MORE effective he would be without all the screaming mimis running around with their hair on fire every time he says something. Why can't we show a united front?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (y8Foj)

196 did ace get banned?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (2HZQL)

197 >>>EM = "em"peach

45 = Trump
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Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

EM JOKKESSPLAIN FOADDY-FI ?

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:42 PM (q177U)

198 Trump should mock Schumer with a tweet: Sure, send your buddy Mueller over so both Putin and I can call him a putz.

Posted by: Dairy Cows of America at July 11, 2018 01:42 PM (oiNtH)

199 Indiana Jones vs the Ninja Enema Night Nurse empire.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 01:42 PM (37IEG)

200 I saw Dogmatic Slumbers.

They didn't open for anybody and in fact got kicked out of the Roadhouse after the first set.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 01:42 PM (0tfLf)

201 Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 01:42 PM (+y/Ru)

202 Indiana Jones And The Last Clean Diaper

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 01:42 PM (r9UYA)

203 and my accent veers around too much. although today it might be pseudo English

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 01:43 PM (2HZQL)

204 Do new people come in and wonder why we call our host an Ewok?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 11, 2018 01:40 PM (uFRUr)


I think new people come in and wonder "what the everlovin'?"

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 01:43 PM (Z5y53)

205 did ace get banned?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo



Again?

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:43 PM (XtR0g)

206 "Obama gave a talk recently in Italy...he spoke about the problems with nationalism and the rise in that, and how we need to get people and students to think differently."


Response: You have been fighting with all of your might and with all available institutions to remove nationalism and you have failed. You have failed because nationalism is part of the human condition and because of your utter incompetence. Nationalism is going to come roaring back because it is far too useful a thing to not use. And when that happens, hoo-baby look out!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 01:43 PM (hLRSq)

207 Indiana Jones and the Heart Attack From Angina

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2018 01:43 PM (kf11g)

208 Indiana Jones and the Perpetual Turn Signal

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2018 01:43 PM (p+Wdc)

209
Indian Jones And the Curse of the Statins

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

210 Indiana Jones and The Reverse Mortgage Commercial

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 01:44 PM (y8Foj)

211 Has anyone called in a wellness check on ace?

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 01:44 PM (Enq6K)

212 did ace get banned?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (2HZQL)


Ha!

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:44 PM (p9qVR)

213 150
Btw, Obama has a shadow Prez relationship going on with certain leaders/players in Europe.

**
This and Schemer making a statement forbidding the President from meeting with a foreign leader are clear violations of the Logan Act. I say we pull a "full Manafort" and perform per-dawn raids on both Schemer's and Mugabe Obama's residences and places of business and cart everything away in unmarked vans to be looked at by "top men".

What's good for the goose is good for the gander stuck up Schemer's rear end

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2018 01:44 PM (Fb9aZ)

214 203
and my accent veers around too much. although today it might be pseudo English

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 01:43 PM (2HZQL)
Are you all set up for the big match? I say 2-1 to England.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 01:44 PM (a0IVu)

215 Transcontinental canal network, laboriously hand-dug by Trump Camp guests.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:25 PM (fA1SL)

You can do dome serious digging with a teasoon, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 01:44 PM (bNb8V)

216 What the hell is this balloon thing at Brussels?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2018 01:44 PM (Ith9K)

217 Remember what happened to the boy who cried nood?


Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:44 PM (+lOpA)

218 205. If so, well, he warned himself, and probably had it coming.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:44 PM (fA1SL)

219 And as effective as he is, think about how much MORE
effective he would be without all the screaming mimis running around
with their hair on fire every time he says something. Why can't we show a
united front?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (y8Foj)

====Most here said that the GOPe would be Trump's greatest enemy... and we were right. But Trump has ripped the mask of fake conservatives has come off and he has shown the left to be just as insane and hateful as we all knew them to be.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:44 PM (pw+jk)

220
..... nood.

Posted by: THIS is CNN at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (8XRCm)

221 215. Nope. No spoon. Hand-dug means just that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (fA1SL)

222 I think new people come in and wonder "what the everlovin'?"

Been coming here for years and I still have that reaction.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (FyMYJ)

223
Obama gave a talk recently in Italy...he spoke about the problems with nationalism and the rise in that, and how we need to get people and students to think differently."

Crunchy figs

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (10vO4)

224 212 did ace get banned?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (2HZQL)




He just can't even.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (+lOpA)

225 Indiana Jones and the Last Batch of Viagra Pills

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (bUjCl)

226 Indiana Jones vs Bob Dole...

Subtitle? Night of the Blue Pill...

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (NgKpN)

227 Indiana Jones and Diabeetus

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (XtR0g)

228 Remember what happened to the boy who cried nood?


Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:44 PM

He cried more than that.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (p+Wdc)

229 Indiana Jones and the Matlock Marathon.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (SV/HG)

230 Indiana Jones and the Everlasting Peppermint Candy

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (ycWCI)

231 Dear NATO,

We should start seeing other people. It's not me, it's you. We've just grown apart.

Sincerely,

Donald J. Trump

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)

232 >>>"why should we continue paying for your defense, when you are paying
billions to buy gas from the country we are supposedly defending you
against?"

BOOOM! That's how you get moar Trump!

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (q177U)

233
49 Chuckie Schumer is Senator from one state. No one elected him President. So maybe he should STFU and do his own job.
--------------------
You need to understand he is the Senator from Goldman Sachs. Enough said.

Posted by: Gumby at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (2LelM)

234 >>he spoke about the problems with nationalism and the rise in that, and how we need to get people and students to think differently




I love how he thinks most people care what he says and thinks.

We don't. You're done. Whatever shadow government DC shenanigans you're up to will ultimately fail. Go away. Take up with some interesting Italians and never come home. DO we have to put the moose out front for you to get the hint?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (W+vEI)

235 He Kant?

Posted by: logical positivist at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (B7wXY)

236 163---The Italian Open - Speedos
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:36 PM (XtR0g)
-----------------------


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (0jtPF)

237 Obama gave a talk recently in Italy...he spoke about the problems with nationalism and the rise in that, and how we need to get people and students to think differently."

Crunchy figs
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (10vO4)

I wonder if any of the Italians were interesting....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (y8Foj)

238 Indiana Jones and the dribbly prostate.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (yu5nA)

239 Indiana Jones and the Loud TV.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (+lOpA)

240 Obama gave a talk recently in Italy...he spoke about the problems with
nationalism and the rise in that, and how we need to get people and
students to think differently."


Were they "interesting Italians"?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (O5Q3r)

241
Indiana Jones and the Curse of Tamper Proof Packaging

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

242 Fake noods spend a night in the barrel!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (XtR0g)

243 Schummer sounds scared that Putin has dirt on him from the hacked DNC server
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 01:29 PM (10vO4)

Dirt? You mean like from the Garden? *hic

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 01:47 PM (9BLnV)

244 until ace wakes up from his dogmatic slumbers.
---
Kant happen.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 01:47 PM (vDqXW)

245 did ace get banned?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 01:41 PM (2HZQL)




He just can't even.
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (+lOpA)

lol
Because I thought the same thing.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:47 PM (p9qVR)

246 Indian Jones and the Daily Fender-Bender

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 01:47 PM (y8Foj)

247 Indiana Jones and the Silver Alert of Doom

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 01:47 PM (loJzf)

248 Indiana Jones and the Golden Rascal

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 01:47 PM (ycWCI)

249 tsk tsk, no wonder lurkers lurk here for years before sticking their toe in the commenting waters.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (a0IVu)

250 Indiana Jones and the Last Viagra

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (Fb9aZ)

251 Indiana Jones and the Curse of Standing on His Lawn!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (XtR0g)

252 Indiana Jones and the Empire of the Flaccid Penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (pw+jk)

253 Indiana Jones vs The Kids On The Lawn.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (SV/HG)

254 NATO -

Deutschland schtands ready! Ve haf broomschticks! Ve haf Mercedes vans! Ve even haf cardboard panzers on Ford truck chassis!

If I didn't know better, I'd swear the Bundeswehr was trying to suck the Versailles treaty monitors into believing they couldn't even occupy the Rheinlands again.

What's next, Luftwaffe jet (glider) training?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (37IEG)

255 Indiana Jones and the Last Ronco Jar Opener

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (r9UYA)

256 242 Fake noods spend a night in the barrel!
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:46 PM (XtR0g)


Is it me, or has there been a lot of that lately? Quite annoying and I don't get why the posters who do it think it is funny.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (p9qVR)

257 Indiana Jones and the ... why did I come in this room again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (ycWCI)

258 Indiana Jones and the Burgundy Roadmaster
Indiana Jones and the Post-Prandial Nap

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (fA1SL)

259 Indiana Jones and the Forgotten Plot

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (W+vEI)

260 ...until ace wakes up from his dogmatic slumbers.
...


maybe he's catatonic?

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (x9tR0)

261 Indiana Jones and the Life Lock panic button

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (mk7Bj)

262
Raiders of the Lost Hoveround.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (1AK1h)

263 Indian Jones and the GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (Fb9aZ)

264 Indiana Jones and the Damn Kids on his Lawn.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (yu5nA)

265 Obama gave a talk recently in Italy...he spoke about the problems with
nationalism and the rise in that, and how we need to get people and
students to think differently."
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Typical banal Obama utterance....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (y8Foj)

266 Dementia Jones and the Forgotten Idol.

Posted by: harleycowboy at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (+9AX9)

267
Where's the EwokSignal?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2018 01:49 PM (eXA4G)

268 Italy's an interesting country, nationalism-wise. I mean, it wasn't unified until, like a hundred thirty or so years ago, many cities and regions are still (for lack of better words) tribal/provincial*, and they've gone through how many different forms of government since?

*in the sense of local pride and stereotypes

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 11, 2018 01:49 PM (84QUd)

269 Publius beat me.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 11, 2018 01:49 PM (yu5nA)

270 Indiana Jones and the Recycled Jokes

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at July 11, 2018 01:49 PM (xPJvm)

271

Life is good.
We live in the most exceptional country on the earth.
Under a unique form of government unparalleled anywhere.
Try beating that.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 11, 2018 01:49 PM (S/hVx)

272 Indiana Jones and the Forgotten Plot

that was the last one...

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 01:49 PM (2HZQL)

273 Indiana Jones and Those Damned Neighbors.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:49 PM (+lOpA)

274 Indiana Jones and the Battle for Metamucil

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 01:49 PM (a0IVu)

275 Indiana Jones and The Sporadic Clapper

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:49 PM (pw+jk)

276 Indiana Jones And The Lost Syptic Pencil.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (zLDYs)

277 268. Guinea by any other name....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (fA1SL)

278 Sorry Kate!

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (Fb9aZ)

279 tsk tsk, no wonder lurkers lurk here for years before sticking their toe in the commenting waters.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 01:48 PM (a0IVu)

----

Yeah. I lurked for quite a while.

Finally screwed up enough courage to write an eloquent 250 post making a fine political case to the subject at hand.... then trepiditiously hit "Post"

....and......

..... all you fuckers roundly ignored it.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

280 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Sundowners

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (r9UYA)

281 Listening to Rush right now, and he was talking about how the people who don't get Trump don't get his voters, and they haven't tried. And they can't figure out our loyalty to Trump.

But it's really the same confusion/conclusion. Why would we prefer people who haven't even bothered to hear us out?

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (vDqXW)

282 221 215. Nope. No spoon. Hand-dug means just that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:45 PM (fA1SL)

It's the White Sea Canal method. Excellent for keeping the number of malcontents and pantywaists down.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (RD7QR)

283 Indiana Jones and the Oompa Loompas

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (p9qVR)

284 Indiana Jones Forgets

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (bUjCl)

285 271

Life is good.
We live in the most exceptional country on the earth.
Under a unique form of government unparalleled anywhere.
Try beating that.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 11, 2018 01:49 PM (S/hVx)

Hillary tried. Didn't work out well.

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (7n4KQ)

286 Indiana Jones and the Lost Receipt Folder

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (fA1SL)

287 Indiana Jones and the Dead Hearing Aid Battery

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (XtR0g)

288 Indiana Jones and the Morning Flem Ball.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (pw+jk)

289 Who's going to drill him about where he's been?

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (FhXTo)

290 Indiana Jones in Back In His Day

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (SV/HG)

291 Jeeze, its ground hog day round here today. Harrison Ford jokes and Naked Noods.



Posted by: dananjcon at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (xqfqx)

292 Indiana Jones and the Chest Hair Wax.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (jsWA8)

293 Indiana Jones and the Forgotten Car Keys

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (pw+jk)

294 dogmatic

that's code for "fully automatic assault dogapult", isn't it?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (NmR1a)

295 Indiana Jones and the Missing Luann Platter at Luby's

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (XtR0g)

296 282. I say we make it suitable for the PanaMax tankers. Do it bigly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (fA1SL)

297 Indiana Jones and the lost onion belt

Posted by: Lowfibass at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (BrqlK)

298
Indiana Jones and The Catheter of Pain

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

299 Indiana Jones and the Junk mail

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (ycWCI)

300 54 In World Cup news, Borkina Fasso is out.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (HiLJ1)


Now we all can get some sleep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

301 I remember thinking if there were any lurkers or visitors when ace had that post about doing squats and shitting his pants, they would have run away screaming.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (a0IVu)

302 Indiana Jones Gets AOL

Posted by: Journolist at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (koNhm)

303 And Frau Merkel - everything she knows about running a country, she learned from her Russian Overlords.

Isn't that what she said?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (37IEG)

304 Yeah. I lurked for quite a while.

Finally screwed up enough courage to write an eloquent 250 post making a fine political case to the subject at hand.... then trepiditiously hit "Post"

....and......

..... all you fuckers roundly ignored it.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

Ha! Happens to all the best people. I think being ignored when new is part of the hazing. Which goes on for a very, very, very long time.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (p9qVR)

305 291 Jeeze, its ground hog day round here today. Harrison Ford jokes and Naked Noods.



Posted by: dananjcon


Indiana Jones and the Naked Noods

Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)

306 Indiana Jones is The Coupon Clipper.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (SV/HG)

307 Another Trump tweet to mock Schumer: Don't worry Chuckles, I won't embarrass America but offering a "reset" button that actually meant "overcharge" like your failed candidate did.

Posted by: Dairy Cows of America at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (oiNtH)

308 Indiana Jones and the Temple of AARP

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (OLCnA)

309

65 million REAL voters "got" Trump last election.

That's all that matters.

Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (LA+7V)

310 Indiana Jones and Whatshisface... you know who I mean, the guy with the hair

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (mk7Bj)

311 Indiana Jones and the Pepperidge Farms Remembering

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (q177U)

312 Indiana Jones and The Long Afternoon Nap

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (ymnmz)

313 Indiana Jones and the Yearly Colonoscopy.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (yu5nA)

314 Indiana Jones and the Two Dollar Tip

Posted by: Journolist at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (koNhm)

315 What's sad is that a series of shorts based on our lame Old Man Indy jokes would very likely be better than a new movie.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (loJzf)

316 301 I remember thinking if there were any lurkers or visitors when ace had that post about doing squats and shitting his pants, they would have run away screaming.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (a0IVu)

You have to admit, it is unique.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (ycWCI)

317 Indiana Jones and The Villages

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (W+vEI)

318 277 268. Guinea by any other name....

Don't get me started on how Naples is a den of thieves and pirates...

Anyway, I hope this link works.

https://tinyurl.com/yb2qbgqn

(Among the gems: the proper answer to "What's new?" is "What should be new?)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (84QUd)

319
say.... has anybody seen gumdrop lately ????

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

320 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystallized Old Man Balls

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (r9UYA)

321 Either Mary Ann or Ginger would be fine (with preference for Mary Ann) but the older I get, the more doable Lovey starts to look.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (GXOTw)

322 Has anyone called in a wellness check on ace?
Let's hope there hasn't been a disastrous shelving collapse.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (O5Q3r)

323 197
>>>EM = "em"peach



45 = Trump

Please remit $49.99 for your Platinum Membership Upgrade.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:35 PM (8XRCm)



EM JOKKESSPLAIN FOADDY-FI ?

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:42 PM (q177U)

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT HAD TO BE EXPLAINED!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (rf8q9)

324 289 Who's going to drill him about where he's been?
Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (FhXTo)



Ixnay on the illdray.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (+lOpA)

325 Indiana Jones, Raiders Of The Lost Oats

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (bUjCl)

326 Indiana Jones and the Turn Signal of Doom*

*probably already done, but I'm not reading 300+ comments just to find out.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (JJZzu)

327 Indiana Jone and the dude who couldn't fly straight ...

Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (nzKWW)

328 ..... all you fuckers roundly ignored it.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

Ha! Happens to all the best people. I think being ignored when new is part of the hazing. Which goes on for a very, very, very long time.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (p9qVR)

Wait?

You mean... it stops?

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (NgKpN)

329 Indiana Jones and Why Am I in the Kitchen

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (pw+jk)

330 Let's hope Ace is not making an involuntary trip to an emergency room because if IF.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (hyuyC)

331 I would not send a knight out into a dogma like this.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (JFO2v)

332 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Prunes.


Can't help myself.


Posted by: dananjcon at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (xqfqx)

333 all you fuckers roundly ignored it.
Posted by: fixerupper

Did anybody here something?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)

334 This is nice to know, and definitely another in the + column for Brett:

WUWT reader Joel O'Bryan writes: Trump's SCOTUS nominee, Judge Brett Cavanaugh (sic) from the DC Circuit Court of Appeals, has a long judicial history of dissenting on not just the CO2 endangerment finding by the EPA, but on Obama's entire environmental regulatory agenda when those cases made it to him as an appellate judge.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (0ogQG)

335 Indiana Jones And The Four-Egg Carton.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (zLDYs)

336 A self avoved, anti-gun, University of Michigan associate professor is campaigning to raise insurance rates on gun owners: life, health, auto, homeowners, etc. The professor, Kristin Moore, just published an agitprop tract in The Actuary Magazine to get the ball rolling.

It appears that the deceitful Professor Moore is trying to jack up the insurance risk profile of legal gun owners by statistically lumping us in with gang bangers and other street criminals, for whom gun ownership is indeed risky. This would dramatically increase insurance rates across the board for legal gun owners.

Insurance is one of the most regulated industries in America, but its regulation is entirely state level with the sole exception of ObamaCare (which actually functions through tax law). That regulation extends to the risk profiling of insureds, due to the various mechanisms to buy and sell risk amongst insurers. The most important mechanism governing the risk profiling of insureds is the acceptance of policies by risk pools. Thus insurance companies do not revise risk profiling standards at will; it is a glacial process unless state regulators issue a diktat.

The most influential state regulator is the New York Department of Financial Services. State regulators defer to New York's lead, except when unique policies such as no fault auto insurance are being regulated. This is both a matter of tradition and practicality. New York is the largest insurance market, most of the really large insurers are headquartered there, and all of the insurance exchanges used to lay off risk are there.

Governor Cuomo is no friend of gun owners and has already used the New York Department of Financial Services to directly attack the NRA.

How long will it take Governor Cuomo to revise risk profiling standards to screw gun owners? When he does, every other state will be under intense pressure to follow. Insurance companies will force the other 49 states to follow New York.

Posted by: 10x25mm at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (ASkF8)

337 So Page won't testify. Does she still work for DOJ?

Posted by: Dairy Cows of America at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

338 325 Indiana Jones, Raiders Of The Lost Oats
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (bUjCl)


Indiana Brimley and the Die-uh-beet-us of Doom

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (1AK1h)

339 324
289 Who's going to drill him about where he's been?

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2018 01:51 PM (FhXTo)





Ixnay on the illdray.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (+lOpA)

Did someone say Drill him?

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (37IEG)

340 Indiana Jones and the Really Big, Comfortable Car.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (yu5nA)

341 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Assisted Living

Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (AkTSb)

342 Indiana Jones and Why Am I in the Kitchen
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (pw+jk)
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Okay, that one hits a little too close to home.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (JJZzu)

343 321 Either Mary Ann or Ginger would be fine (with preference for Mary Ann) but the older I get, the more doable Lovey starts to look.

Posted by: Anagram Nation
---------

C'mon man, better leave them dust pockets alone and stick to some yummy Ginger or Mary Ann.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (9B/d8)

344 Indiana Jones and the Tapioca Spill

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (W+vEI)

345 Indiana Jones and the Bingo!

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (SV/HG)

346 Indiana Jones and The Temple of Mismatched Socks

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (bUjCl)

347 Indiana Jones and Shelves of Doom

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (rf8q9)

348 Off Moooo sock!

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

349
More Melania:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5942651

'Ettes will like the shoe centric photos.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (8O3HH)

350
Either Mary Ann or Ginger would be fine (with preference for Mary Ann)
but the older I get, the more doable Lovey starts to look.





Posted by: Anagram Nation at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (GXOTw)

=======
I know things, lots of things.

Posted by: Lovey Howell III at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (pw+jk)

351 Raiders of the Lost......something or other

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (fA1SL)

352 319
say.... has anybody seen gumdrop lately ????
Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

She changes her nic fairly often. She was on last night, I believe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (ycWCI)

353 Indiana Jones and The Golden Corral

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (JFO2v)

354 Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special

Indiana Jones and the Lost Fixodent

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

355 Indiana Jones and the Beaver

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (rf8q9)

356 337 So Page won't testify. Does she still work for DOJ?
Posted by: Dairy Cows of America at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (oiNtH)


If I were Goodlatte or whomever, I would have the Capitol Police pull her gums off of Strzok's schvantz, slap cuffs on her and drag her carcass into a jail cell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (1AK1h)

357 Doing mandated anti-harassment training now.

Putting ketchup on hot dogs: not mentioned as a protected status.

:steeples fingers, leans back in chair:

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (IqOTP)

358 Did anybody here something?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)

----

"here" ?????


Touch your fingers together there lizard boy.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

359 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Sequel

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (vDqXW)

360 Indiana Jones I Told You That Yesterday

Posted by: Journolist at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (koNhm)

361 #FAKENOODS

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2018 01:57 PM (xBSm0)

362 Indiana JOnes and the Kingdom of Flashy Fanny Packs

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 01:57 PM (bUjCl)

363 Indiana Jones and the Fragile Skull

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

364 341 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Assisted Living
Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (AkTSb)


Indiana Jones and the Temple of Rabbi Bloom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 01:57 PM (1AK1h)

365 Finally screwed up enough courage to write an eloquent 250 post making a fine political case to the subject at hand.... then trepiditiously hit "Post"

....and......

..... all you fuckers roundly ignored it.
Posted by: fixerupper


If it didn't start "Indiana Jones and", Tl;dr.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:57 PM (XtR0g)

366 Indiana Jones and Winters in Boca

Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 01:57 PM (Bdeb0)

367 Indiana Jones and the 78 degree thermostat.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 01:57 PM (mk7Bj)

368 Minding your own business, manufacturing plastic straws, like Dixie or Sunshine, or whoever does this, then whamo, some jerk decides they are an environmental catastrophe of epic proportions, the floor beneath you drops, you are out of business and shunned like a leper. Just like that.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 11, 2018 01:57 PM (QUBWE)

369 356 - LOL and I would pay to see that happen!

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 01:58 PM (oiNtH)

370 Indiana Jones and the Temple Liver Spots

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 01:58 PM (vDqXW)

371 Did anybody here something?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)

I do not hered a thing

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2018 01:58 PM (JFO2v)

372 Oh...you know why you're in the kitchen.



Ice cream.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:58 PM (+lOpA)

373 Indiana Jones and the Last Hospitalization

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

374 Indiana Jones and The Never Appearing Nood

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 01:58 PM (O5Q3r)

375 Indian Jones And The Early Dinner

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 01:58 PM (bUjCl)

376 I loved that picture of Page in the Morning Report. Looks like every goat I've ever seen at a petting zoo.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (loJzf)

377 373. Ouch..... good one.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

378 328 Wait?

You mean... it stops?


that's what they *want* you to think.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (NmR1a)

379 369 356 - LOL and I would pay to see that happen!
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 01:58 PM (oiNtH)


Considering what we do pay them via our taxes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (1AK1h)

380 307 Another Trump tweet to mock Schumer: Don't worry Chuckles, I won't embarrass America but offering a "reset" button that actually meant "overcharge" like your failed candidate did.
Posted by: Dairy Cows of America at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (oiNtH)

That's our Maximum Leader!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (RD7QR)

381 Grandpa Indiana - tell us again how you survived outside that SUBMARINE all the way from Egypt to Crete

Posted by: kids of Misssissippi Jones - bastard son of Indiana at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (37IEG)

382
Indiana Jones and the Last Trip to Boca Raton

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (8XRCm)

383 Indiana Jones and The Big Numbered Phone

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (pw+jk)

384 Indian Jones and the Hospice of Doom

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (vDqXW)

385 Indiana Jones and Short Lived Hospice Stay.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (loJzf)

386 More Melania:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5942651

'Ettes will like the shoe centric photos.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (8O3HH)

She has a beautiful white dress on today. I'll see if I can find pics of it....

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (Enq6K)

387 Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, I know I know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hiya, nice ta see ya!
Hey, ya know...I was busy in a briefing, and by the way...Hi there...ha ha ha ha. By the way he is very clean, he speaks very very well, and I'm here ta tell ya...ha ha ha...yeah, ha ha ha. He has a ssspiiine. Of SSSTEEEEL! That man.
So yeah, there was this long letter, probly, I dunno, probly, maybe about, I dunno, 500 words long or so. If I had ta guess. Yeah, 500 words is about right. So yeah, I was just gettin' ready to start to read the thing an' then POOF...ya know? Vanished. Just VANISHED. Right there. In fronofme. Like that. Just POOF.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2018 02:00 PM (ln5wD)

388 How long will it take Governor Cuomo to revise
risk profiling standards to screw gun owners? When he does, every other
state will be under intense pressure to follow. Insurance companies will
force the other 49 states to follow New York.

Posted by: 10x25mm at July 11, 2018 01:55 PM (ASkF

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what guns?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 02:00 PM (rf8q9)

389 say.... has anybody seen gumdrop lately ????
Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

She changes her nic fairly often. She was on last night, I believe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


She was just on at #44 of this thread.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:00 PM (XtR0g)

390 Ice cream.
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:58 PM (+lOpA)
---------

I wish. I'm actually in the kitchen making pies.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:00 PM (JJZzu)

391 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Magnesia

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 02:00 PM (r9UYA)

392 I wish. I'm actually in the kitchen making pies.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:00 PM (JJZzu)

What kind?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

393 Indiana Jones and his bucket list

Posted by: kids of Misssissippi Jones - bastard son of Indiana at July 11, 2018 02:01 PM (37IEG)

394 Indiana Jones and the Dread of the Groped Nurse.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 02:01 PM (SV/HG)

395 What kind?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

----

...round.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

396 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Adult Diapers

Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (AkTSb)

397 I wish. I'm actually in the kitchen making pies.
Posted by: bluebell

What are you wearing?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)

398 Indiana Jones and Depends

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (vDqXW)

399 I wish there was a low carb pie.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (a0IVu)

400 Indiana Jones Has Fallen and Can't Get up.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (SV/HG)

401 Indiana Jones and The Trusted Fart

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (pw+jk)

402 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Probate Court

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (loJzf)

403 How long will it take Governor Cuomo to revise

risk profiling standards to screw gun owners? When he does, every other

state will be under intense pressure to follow. Insurance companies will

force the other 49 states to follow New York.
---
Solution: Stop buying insurance.


Posted by: Methos at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (XQvuQ)

404 381 Grandpa Indiana - tell us again how you survived outside that SUBMARINE all the way from Egypt to Crete
Posted by: kids of Misssissippi Jones - bastard son of Indiana at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (37IEG)

Oh my God that bothered me so much.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (RD7QR)

405 Indiana Jones and the Dirt Nap

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (rf8q9)

406 395 What kind?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

----

...round.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

That's just your geometric bigotry talking.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

407 Indiana Jones and the Surly Grandkid

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (W+vEI)

408 Indiana Jones and the Ache Of The Varicose Vein

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (r9UYA)

409 What are you wearing?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)
---
Was that to me?

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (vDqXW)

410 343
321 Either Mary Ann or Ginger would be fine (with preference for Mary
Ann) but the older I get, the more doable Lovey starts to look.



Posted by: Anagram Nation

---------



C'mon man, better leave them dust pockets alone and stick to some yummy Ginger or Mary Ann.



Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 11, 2018

*
*
C'mon, I bet Mrs. Howell was pretty hot stuff in her day . . . around the time Lincoln was elected the second time. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (yrE3y)

411 If there are enough, "Indiana Jones," in this thread, will it show up with Google?

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (SV/HG)

412 390 I wish. I'm actually in the kitchen making pies.

Posted by: bluebell


Ice cream flotation aids.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (0ogQG)

413 Just heard that Ed Schultz passed away

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (gU6Ao)

414 Indiana Jones and the Coroner's Wagon

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (rf8q9)

415 Indiana Jones Forgets

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 01:50 PM


We've got that covered.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (p+Wdc)

416 409 What are you wearing?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)
---
Was that to me?
Posted by: Jake from State Farm

you sound hideous

Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)

417 Pumpkin (I know, but it was requested) and chocolate chip.

An apron. Over my regular clothes.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (JJZzu)

418 Shot and chaser.


Stephen King
@StephenKing
Hey, Texas! I suppose you're going to re-elect Ted Cruz, but I hope you don't. Beto O'Rourke is mega-cool. Smart, too. Also, jeez, do we have to look at Ted for another six years? The mind reels.


Ted Cruz
@tedcruz

US Senate candidate, TX
Limousine liberal @StephenKing preaching socialism (but not his millions!) to Texas is pretty scary, kinda like Carrie riding Cujo, chopping through a door with an ax and saying "heeeeeeeeere's........Johnny!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)

419 300 54 In World Cup news, Borkina Fasso is out.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 01:17 PM (HiLJ1)

Now we all can get some sleep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

The old name Ouagadougou was better.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (PbH71)

420 That's the best Moose Turd Pie I ever had!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 11, 2018 02:04 PM (xBSm0)

421 319
say.... has anybody seen gumdrop lately ????
Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

She changes her nic fairly often. She was on last night, I believe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (ycWCI)

good going fixer-upper! point proved, so no one should feel bad about being ignored. I've been on 2-3 threads today and some did not notice. But that's totes cool, we all do it. I sometimes wonder if we lose some new and good posters bcz of it though.

As for my nic, may change, but I am ALWAYS on the gumdrop gorilla channel...gg channel for short. That stays consistent unless I'm socking.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:04 PM (p9qVR)

422 Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Driveway Repaving Scam

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 02:04 PM (loJzf)

423 404
381 Grandpa Indiana - tell us again how you survived outside that SUBMARINE all the way from Egypt to Crete

Posted by: kids of Misssissippi Jones - bastard son of Indiana at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (37IEG)



Oh my God that bothered me so much.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (RD7QR)

this is an example of why my sons won't go to movies with me...."It's a movie!"


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:04 PM (37IEG)

424 Since Star Wars is bringing Lando back let's do some geriatric Lando Calrissian jokes.

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 02:04 PM (LiyEm)

425 412 390 I wish. I'm actually in the kitchen making pies.

Posted by: bluebell

Ice cream flotation aids.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Pies are delivery systems, root beer flotation aids

Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 02:05 PM (Bdeb0)

426 I wish there was a low carb pie.
Posted by: IC


Rib-eye pie

Step 1. Put pie shell on counter
Step 2. Grill rib-eye medium rare
Step 3. Put rib-eye on plate
Step 4. Throw pie shell away
Step 5. Enjoy rib-eye

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:05 PM (XtR0g)

427 Will Alden Ehrenreich play Indiana Jones in '21?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 02:05 PM (/qEW2)

428 What are you wearing?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)
---
Was that to me?
Posted by: Jake from State Farm

you sound hideous
Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)

Well, she's a guy, so yea.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:05 PM (p9qVR)

429 wow..england

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:05 PM (a0IVu)

430 We've got that covered.
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM (p+Wdc)


Indiana Jones and the Crystal Bridge

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:05 PM (bUjCl)

431 Indiana Jones and The Too Narrow Garage Door

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 02:05 PM (pw+jk)

432 Indiana Jones and the Story that Goes Nowhere

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

433 Indiana Jones and the reverse mortgage

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (moPc4)

434 You'd think a handsome man like Stephen King would be secure enough to not pick on Ted Cruz's looks.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (yu5nA)

435 Just heard that Ed Schultz passed away
Maybe it was just gas.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (xBSm0)

436
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:04 PM (p9qVR)

-----

Ha!! I was just funnin ya

*smooches gumdrop on the cheek*



Say..... you're an ette.... right???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (8XRCm)

437 Indiana Jones Doesn't Know Who Lando Calrissian Is.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (SV/HG)

438 Indiana Jones and the Last Depends

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (vDqXW)

439 Don't worry fixer, I got it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (JJZzu)

440 An apron. Over my regular clothes.





Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:03 PM



Way to disappoint the 'rons, bluebell.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (p+Wdc)

441 429
wow..england

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:05 PM (a0IVu)
What what! dammit! What!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (37IEG)

442 Indiana Jones Doesn't Know Who Lando Calrissian Is.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (SV/HG)
---
And definitely didn't know he was pansexual!

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (vDqXW)

443 Unremarked is not unnoticed.

Sometimes I really enjoy a post, particularly some of the funnier ones. But I don't have anything non-gormless to say in response. So no comment.

If I responded to every comment I appreciated in one way or another, I'd get nothing done in real life.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 02:07 PM (loJzf)

444 429 wow..england
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:05 PM (a0IVu)

Yup. Country in the southern part of an island north of France. Talk funny. Drive on the wrong side of the road.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

445 Damn. Off, old-timey cookie making sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2018 02:07 PM (p+Wdc)

446 Ah! bwahahahahahahahah! for England, St. George and Harry!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:07 PM (37IEG)

447 Way to disappoint the 'rons, bluebell.
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (p+Wdc)
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RMBS, I've been around here long enough to know when to launch preemptive strikes, lol.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:07 PM (JJZzu)

448 Indiana Jones and...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

449
Was that to me?
Posted by: Jake from State Farm


What kind of pies are you making Jake?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (10vO4)

450 429. Ahhh....so finally you see the treacherous nature of Perfidious Albion. May I include you in the ever-growing ranks of Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere plan advocates?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (fA1SL)

451 If I responded to every comment I appreciated in one way or another, I'd get nothing done in real life.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 02:07 PM (loJzf)
---
#TwoWeeks we get upvotes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (vDqXW)

452 What kind?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

----

...round.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

That's just your geometric bigotry talking.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (NWiLs)


See...I've missed this. It makes me happy to see again.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (p9qVR)

453 441
429

wow..england



Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:05 PM (a0IVu)
What what! dammit! What!


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:06 PM (37IEG)
Sorry, PM May hasn't gotten kicked out on her arse yet..England just scored in the first 5 mins of their soccer match w/ Croatia

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (a0IVu)

454 Lando Calrissian and The Morning Colt 45 40

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (pw+jk)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (r+sAi)

456 RMBS, I've been around here long enough to know when to launch preemptive strikes, lol.



Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:07 PM


Wise in the ways of the Moron, you are.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (p+Wdc)

457 Indiana Jones and the Crystal Folgers

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

458
Beto O'Rourke is mega-cool.

We just got through eight years of a mega-cool loser running the country into the ground.

Smart, too.

Compared to you, perhaps.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (BWL+E)

459 442. Pan-sexual? You mean he fucks tue cookware?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (fA1SL)

460 That's our Maximum Leader!

Posted by: joncelli, providing

I made that up - was wishing!

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (oiNtH)

461 Indiana Jones and...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 02:07 PM (hLRSq)
---
Sounds like a good one.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (vDqXW)

462 If I responded to every comment I appreciated in one way or another, I'd get nothing done in real life.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 02:07 PM (loJzf)

what is the 'real life' of which you speak?

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (NgKpN)

463 The cape screams to me that Lando thinks disco lives.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (e1mEI)

464 It makes me happy to see again.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (p9qVR)

----

Wow. I didnt even know you were blinded.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (8XRCm)

465
Geometric bigotry?

Does that have something to do with Stormy's spherical stripping performance?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (8O3HH)

466 Wise in the ways of the Moron, you are.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (p+Wdc)
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Kind of frightening, when you think about it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (JJZzu)

467 If I responded to every comment I appreciated in one way or another, I'd get nothing done in real life.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 02:07 PM (loJzf)
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#TwoWeeks we get upvotes.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (vDqXW)


Exactly!! And then you end up on the Wall of Shame for posting a few hundred lol, ha!, love it, etc. posts. I'm looking at myself here. It's quite the quandry.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (p9qVR)

468 Indiana Jones and How do I see my Emails on this thing? Are these my emails in the grey boxes?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (mk7Bj)

469
Lando Calrissian at the Barber Shop.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (BWL+E)

470 Ace is watching the futbol?

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (xBSm0)

471 Now I have to avoid smiling when my "Rhodesian" co-worker returns or he'll be pissed that I gave it away before he could watch it later.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (37IEG)

472 Indiana Jones and the Crystal Folgers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

ALL STOP !! Is Crystal Folgers a geriatric thing ? NO, I DON'T THINK SO ...

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (bUjCl)

473 "Indiana Jones and...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Jeff Sessions will be there!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (o2772)

474
Ok this is funny. Watch Pompeo
https://tinyurl.com/y9zn7l5x


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (r+sAi)

475 309
65 million REAL voters "got" Trump last election.

That's all that matters.
Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 01:53 PM (LA+7V)
-----------------------------
I don't think so.
A great many of those didn't "get" him.
But they DID "get" Hillary.
Thank God.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (0jtPF)

476 Indiana Jones and the Found Butterscotch Candy

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (W+vEI)

477 >>>Sometimes I really enjoy a post, particularly some of the funnier ones. But I don't have anything non-gormless to say in response. So no comment.

this^

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (q177U)

478 So, we're waiting for Ace's dogmatic slumbers to be cur-tailed?

Oh, ha ha ha ha!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (jK0zi)

479 Lando Calrissian and The Morning Colt 45 40
---
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (pw+jk)
----
You might not want to watch.

Posted by: Lando! at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (vDqXW)

480 470 Ace is watching the futbol?
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (xBSm0)

Once you go crocs and messenger bag it's a short mince to metric kickball.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

481 We may resume...

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (bUjCl)

482 The DogMatic from RRRRRRRRRonco!

It bites, chews, craps, farts and wags it's tail completely automatically!

Just look at all the hair we pulled off the carpet after the DogMatic rolled all over it!

Only $19.95. Call NOW, and you can receive TWO DogMatics for the low low discount price of $39.90 plus shipping and handling!

Posted by: West at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (7Fa8Y)

483 Beto O'Rourke is mega-cool.

We just got through eight years of a mega-cool loser running the country into the ground.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (BWL+E)


The Fonz 2020.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM (YqDXo)

484 #465 comments and not one gun or boob. Who are you people?

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM (XtR0g)

485 Stockmarket investors need to trust Trump a bit more - no need to shit the bed w/ these tariffs.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM (a0IVu)

486 Mmmm....love round pie.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM (+lOpA)

487 480. Ahem. It's called 'poverty ball'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM (fA1SL)

488 Indiana Jones and the He's Been in the Bathroom for the Whole Movie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM (OLCnA)

489 Indiana Jones and "The Home".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM (37IEG)

490 She changes her nic fairly often. She was on last night, I believe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (ycWCI)

She is Platypus now, and is in this thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM (bNb8V)

491

What is Beto McCool like, anyway?

Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 02:12 PM (LA+7V)

492 an old friend, Macker, from the old place, the one where the blogger went unhinged leftist, is in his last moments....please offer a prayer or kind thought for him.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 11, 2018 02:12 PM (0O7c5)

493 424
Since Star Wars is bringing Lando back let's do some geriatric Lando Calrissian jokes.

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 02:04 PM (LiyEm)

In a hearse?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:12 PM (5jVnA)

494 443 Sometimes I really enjoy a post, particularly some of the funnier ones. But I don't have anything non-gormless to say in response.

doesn't stop me.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 11, 2018 02:12 PM (xGZ+b)

495 491. He's a goddamned Mick trying to pass himself off as a Mexican. I think that speaks for itself.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:13 PM (fA1SL)

496 >>>#465 comments and not one gun or boob. Who are you people?
===
Indiana Jones and the Droopy Moobs.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 02:13 PM (SV/HG)

497 80 470 Ace is watching the futbol?
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (xBSm0)

Once you go crocs and messenger bag it's a short mince to metric kickball.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

+++

LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 11, 2018 02:13 PM (QUBWE)

498 Indiana Jones and the Involuntary License Revocation.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 02:13 PM (loJzf)

499
Indiana Jones and the Counting Exact Change From His Plastic Coin Purse While Every Body Else Waits In Line at Quick Trip.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:13 PM (8XRCm)

500 Indiana Jones and the Crystal Folgers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

ALL STOP !! Is Crystal Folgers a geriatric thing ? NO, I DON'T THINK SO ...
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (bUjCl)



Oh, is that the Indiana Jones meme? I did not know. I didn't ask bcz there is so much around this place I don't get even after it has been explained. So thanks runner.

Instant coffee is either a geriatric thing or the apocalypse.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:13 PM (p9qVR)

501 Saw a "Beto" sticker right next to a Star Trek logon on a Volvo today. Guy couldn't quite seem to decide what lane he needed to be in.

If he'd been driving a Pirus it would have been the perfect tri-fecta.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:14 PM (37IEG)

502 Indiana Jones and Guns and Boobs

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:14 PM (vDqXW)

503 Ok this is funny. Watch Pompeo
https://tinyurl.com/y9zn7l5x
=========================

Kay Bailey Hutchison looks like she just found out she's moving out of her mansion and into a box down by the river. She's trying to be brave but it isn't working well.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 02:14 PM (LISuA)

504 #465 comments and not one gun or boob. Who are you people?
===
Indiana Jones and the Droopy Moobs.
Posted by: davidt


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:14 PM (XtR0g)

505 Yeah, Beto is our Liz Warren. Cruz should saracastically refer to him as El Jefe.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 02:14 PM (loJzf)

506 497
80 470 Ace is watching the futbol?

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM (xBSm0)



Once you go crocs and messenger bag it's a short mince to metric kickball.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (RD7QR)



+++



LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 11, 2018 02:13 PM (QUBWE)


Ace has been erratically posting ever since the Tour started.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (ymnmz)

507
Indiana Jones and the Last Peppermint Certs

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (10vO4)

508
Indiana Jones and the Scooter of Doom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (BWL+E)

509 Indiana Jones and The Exact change at Checkout

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (pw+jk)

510 She is Platypus now, and is in this thread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM (bNb8V)

----

Sometimes.... you can tell who reads the posts and who just skims them.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (8XRCm)

511 She changes her nic fairly often. She was on last night, I believe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 01:56 PM (ycWCI)

She is Platypus now, and is in this thread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM (bNb8V)


See the trouble you caused fixer upper!! See! ^.^

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (p9qVR)

512 Ace has been erratically posting ever since the Tour started.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (ymnmz)

Correlation is not causation.

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (7n4KQ)

513 Oh, is that the Indiana Jones meme? ...

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:13 PM (p9qVR)

no, no. this is a guns and boobs thread. proceed.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (bUjCl)

514 ALL STOP !! Is Crystal Folgers a geriatric thing ? NO, I DON'T THINK SO ...
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (bUjCl)



Oh, is that the Indiana Jones meme? I did not know. I didn't ask bcz there is so much around this place I don't get even after it has been explained. So thanks runner.

Instant coffee is either a geriatric thing or the apocalypse.

Posted by: platypus


Indiana Jones and a Cup of Sanka

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (XtR0g)

515 You might not want to watch.

Posted by: Lando! at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (vDqXW)

May the murse be with you, always.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (5jVnA)

516 399 I wish there was a low carb pie.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:02 PM (a0IVu)


Dark Chocolate Paleo Pie with Homemade Crust

http://tinyurl.com/yb5926vj

(scroll about 1/2 way down)

And there's links to other paleo pies...

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (Enq6K)

517 Indiana Jones and a can of Tab

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (XtR0g)

518
484 #465 comments and not one gun or boob. Who are you people?
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM (XtR0g)

We're bored so we entertain ourselves with obscure references and innuendos about boobs and guns.
In that order.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (e1mEI)

519 Ace has been erratically posting ever since the Tour started.

Ace is on a Cambodian Sex Tour?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (oVJmc)

520 453---England just scored in the first 5 mins of their soccer match w/ Croatia
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (a0IVu)
------------------------------
Holy carp.
They have to play them AGAIN?
The EU didn't like the first outcome, I guess.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (0jtPF)

521
These Russian pee-whores have started a dangerous trend. Peegasms:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5942053

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (8O3HH)

522 514. Postum. Why not Postum?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (fA1SL)

523 And there's links to other paleo pies...



recipes for meatloaf?

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (7n4KQ)

524 >>We just got through eight years of a mega-cool loser running the country into the ground.




And really, what the Hell does a horror-writer who's lived most of his life in Maine know what Texas needs? Fix Maine first.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (W+vEI)

525 Diana Jones and the boobs of wonder.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (37IEG)

526 Wise in the ways of the Moron, you are.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (p+Wdc)

--------



Kind of frightening, when you think about it.



Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:09 PM


Lord knows, I get worried when I find myself a little too in sync with the Horde Mind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2018 02:17 PM (p+Wdc)

527 Ace has been erratically posting ever since the Tour started.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

He's following the Stormy Daniels tour?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 02:17 PM (Bdeb0)

528 Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:42 PM (q177U)

It's usually a food after the EM. I assume because a peach is also a food.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 11, 2018 02:17 PM (UENOA)

529 519 Ace has been erratically posting ever since the Tour started.

Ace is on a Cambodian Sex Tour?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (oVJmc)

First Pol Pot and then this? Haven't they suffered enough?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 02:17 PM (RD7QR)

530 Indiana Jones and the Reluctant Recliner

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 11, 2018 02:17 PM (JKNZq)

531 Dark Chocolate Paleo Pie with Homemade Crust



http://tinyurl.com/yb5926vj



(scroll about 1/2 way down)



And there's links to other paleo pies...

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (Enq6K)
Ohhhh..thanks Tami!

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:17 PM (a0IVu)

532 Indiana Jones and The Stairlift to the Second Floor

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 02:17 PM (pw+jk)

533 Indiana Jones and these clothes in the back of the closet that he wants you to have even though they're like 20 Years out of date, but he's not going to wear them and in any case, he probably won't be around much longer

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:17 PM (mk7Bj)

534 Mmmm....love round pie.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM


Silly eleven. Everyone knows pie are square.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2018 02:18 PM (p+Wdc)

535 She has a beautiful white dress on today. I'll see if I can find pics of it....

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 01:59 PM (Enq6K)

Can't find any...I'm sure there will be some later today.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 02:18 PM (Enq6K)

536 Schumer tweets: 'President Trump should not meet with President Putin alone.'

A little warning would have been nice.

Posted by: zombie Mary Jo Kopechne at July 11, 2018 02:18 PM (tqyrn)

537
And really, what the Hell does a horror-writer who's lived most of his life in Maine know what Texas needs? Fix Maine first.

Posted by: Lizzy


Sign I saw in a plant control room here in Texas: "I Don't Give a Damn How You Did It Up North."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:18 PM (BWL+E)

538 Ace has been erratically posting ever since the Tour started.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (ymnmz)

+++

This is hilarious.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 11, 2018 02:18 PM (QUBWE)

539
Well I think I'm going out of my head.
Yes I think I'm going out of my head.

Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (LA+7V)

540 Indiana Jones and YOU LEFT OFF MY HONEY MUSTARD SAUCE AND I'M BURNIN' THIS FUCKER DOWN.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (HiLJ1)

541 Sometimes.... you can tell who reads the posts and who just skims them.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:15 PM (8XRCm)


I'm starting to think JJ Serton puts total nonsense in some of his early morning report posts to see who is reading them. There have been some "wtf?" Things in them. With no basis. Like, Trump considered going into Venezuela. What?! Can find no facts for that.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (p9qVR)

542 Indiana Jones and the Crooked Reading Glasses

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (W+vEI)

543 Indiana Jones and the Walk-in Bath Tub Conversion.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (fA1SL)

544
Indiana Jones and the Walk-In Bath.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (BWL+E)

545 Jim Jones and the People's Temple of Doom.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (/qEW2)

546 Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 01:43 PM (2HZQL)

Wouldn't you having a pseudo-English accent be the height of irony?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (UENOA)

547 Indiana Jones and the HOA accords

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2018 02:20 PM (tqyrn)

548 Indiana Jones in the Canasta Tournament.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 02:20 PM (SV/HG)

549
SMR has identical idea at identical time, blyat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:20 PM (BWL+E)

550 Indiana Jones and the Pagoda of Dyspepsia

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:20 PM (2NqXo)

551 Indiana Jones and "Hey, Get Off My Lawn!"

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 11, 2018 02:20 PM (YQ4mh)

552 Everyone knows pie are square.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2018 02:18 PM (p+Wdc)

----

ICWYDT

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:20 PM (8XRCm)

553 Landi Calrissian :Installing a Chairlift in Cloud City

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 02:20 PM (LiyEm)

554 543 Indiana Jones and the Walk-in Bath Tub Conversion.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (fA1SL)

544
Indiana Jones and the Walk-In Bath.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (BWL+E)


Hordemind at work

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:20 PM (mk7Bj)

555 Mmmm....love round pie.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM

Silly eleven. Everyone knows pie are square.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Pi are 3.14

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:20 PM (XtR0g)

556
What's Schemer worried about? "Sources" will have plenty to say they heard/saw going on at the meeting.

Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 02:20 PM (LA+7V)

557 Ace has been erratically posting ever since the Tour started.

------

He's taking one of Kristol's Kruises?

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 02:20 PM (7HtZB)

558 534 Mmmm....love round pie.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 02:11 PM

Silly eleven. Everyone knows pie are square.



If it was square it would be a cobbler.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (jsWA8)

559 I don't read anything JJ Serton posts - can't trust that guy.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (37IEG)

560 Indiana Jones and the Mayan Pillow

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (2NqXo)

561 503
Ok this is funny. Watch Pompeo
https://tinyurl.com/y9zn7l5x
=========================

Kay
Bailey Hutchison looks like she just found out she's moving out of her
mansion and into a box down by the river. She's trying to be brave but
it isn't working well.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 02:14 PM (LISuA)


Read the transcript and it was a complete reaming of NATO by PDT.
"You take our defense cash and then buy Russian Gas?"
Not a good deal.
Here is a knotty pine tree limb with the bark on. Bend over.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (ymnmz)

562 Indiana Jones and the shamefully-Ignored Patrick O'Brian Joke @478.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (jK0zi)

563 Indiana Jones and The 8:00 Bed Time

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (pw+jk)

564 JimGuyana Jones and the People's Temple of Doom.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (/qEW2)
---
FIFY. (Awesome, though.)

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (vDqXW)

565 Indiana Jones and the Enlarged Prostrate

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (rdl6o)

566 Indiana Jones and the Life Alert Medallion of DOOOOOM.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (tqyrn)

567 Fix Maine first.

Posted by: Lizzy


Was just there ... they grow a Big Girl in Maine. Lots of plaid - lots of Melissa Etheredge.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (Bd6VC)

568 Lawdamitey, 530+ comments here?

Any worth recommending?
___________
Cultural Misappropriation

I'm a white guy
so I can't get the blues.
I'm a white guy
so I can't get the blues.
Me and my white bros
own the village.
We skate by on
our white priv'lege.
I'm a white guy
so I can't get the blues.
©
_____
Hm. Never noticed before the similarity between the structure of a blues verse and a limerick. Blues just rhymes less.

Posted by: mindful webworker - kinda pinkish fellow at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (Cd8NC)

569 Indiana Jones and the Unsolvable Riddle of the Remote Control.

*"Junior, I'm missing my stories."

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (loJzf)

570 an old friend, Macker, from the old place, the one where the blogger went unhinged leftist, is in his last moments....please offer a prayer or kind thought for him.
Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 11, 2018 02:12 PM (0O7c5)

Damn! That is sad news indeed. I enjoyed meeting him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (bNb8V)

571 549. Join the SMR. Four hundred million Slavs can't be wrong. And if they are - who's gonna tell 'em to their face?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:22 PM (fA1SL)

572 533 Indiana Jones and these clothes in the back of the closet that he wants you to have even though they're like 20 Years out of date, but he's not going to wear them and in any case, he probably won't be around much longer
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:17 PM (mk7Bj)
---------------------------
*gulp*

(Somewhere in this world Margarita's daughters are doubled over, laughing convulsively!)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2018 02:22 PM (0jtPF)

573 Damn autocorrect!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 11, 2018 02:22 PM (rdl6o)

574 Speaker Ryan threatens Page with contempt of Congress. Is that a strongly worded letter? No more discounts in the DOJ cafeteria?

Also, some reports that she and Strozk will testify together. That would be really odd.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 02:22 PM (oiNtH)

575 Make an angel pie. It's a meringue crust, then fill it with fruit.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:22 PM (2NqXo)

576 Posted by: ScoggDog at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (Bd6VC)

Subaru dealerships?

Posted by: Ellen at July 11, 2018 02:23 PM (suO/a)

577 At this rate we might just see those mythical John Huber indictments before we get Ace.
In other words, #twoweeks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 02:23 PM (LISuA)

578 Indiana Jones and the Sultan of Swat

Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 02:23 PM (E9VXe)

579 Indiana Jones and the Reversers of the Lost Mortgage

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 02:23 PM (oVJmc)

580
Indiana Jones and these clothes in the back of the closet that he wants you to have even though they're like 20 Years out of date, but he's not going to wear them and in any case, he probably won't be around much longer Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:17 PM (mk7Bj)


We're going to need a bigger marquee

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 02:24 PM (10vO4)

581 575
Make an angel pie. It's a meringue crust, then fill it with fruit.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:22 PM (2NqXo)

No angel? you gotta have Angel man. Let me see how much there is left of him, hang on.

Posted by: MS13 backroom baker at July 11, 2018 02:24 PM (37IEG)

582 567 Fix Maine first.

Posted by: Lizzy

Was just there ... they grow a Big Girl in Maine. Lots of plaid - lots of Melissa Etheredge.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (Bd6VC)

Couldn't find enough male lumberjacks, I guess. Tough for the men, though.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

583
571 Bohunk on the father's side (Michalovce, Slovakia).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:24 PM (BWL+E)

584
Hostess Fruit Pies were great. They taste different now.

Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 02:24 PM (LA+7V)

585
INDIANA JONES: Short-round!! What does IDK and TTYL mean???

SHORTROUND: I dont know. Talk To You Later.

INDIANA JONES: Well, arent you a rude little Oriental today.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:25 PM (8XRCm)

586 >>Read the transcript and it was a complete reaming of NATO by PDT.



It really is amazing, isn't it?

These pompous bureaucrats have been sucking up US money while lecturing us from a safe distance and now he is delivering his response in person, on camera.

Looks like he's opening hard and will soften as the talks progress?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:25 PM (W+vEI)

587 >Also, some reports that she and Strozk will testify together. That would be really odd.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 02:22 PM (oiNtH)


Will they be holding hands during testimony?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 02:25 PM (sjdRT)

588 I have it on good authority that Jeff Sessions is on his way to wake up Ace right now.

Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 02:25 PM (E9VXe)

589 575 Make an angel pie. It's a meringue crust, then fill it with fruit.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey

White foamie stuff wit fruit? Kinky...

Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 02:25 PM (Bdeb0)

590 Dark Chocolate Paleo Pie with Homemade Crust

http://tinyurl.com/yb5926vj

(scroll about 1/2 way down)

And there's links to other paleo pies...
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 02:16 PM (Enq6K)

Made with shredded coconut for a crust? Haaaaack, ptui!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 02:25 PM (bNb8V)

591 Dump truck -1
Homeless indigent - 0

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9zb255y

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 02:25 PM (r9UYA)

592 Indiana Jones and I'm Too Old For This Shit

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:25 PM (2NqXo)

593 Bohunk on the father's side (Michalovce, Slovakia).



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:24 PM (BWL+E)

First I have heard that term used other than by my father.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (5jVnA)

594 571. * hands over cut-down baseball bat * You provide own track suit. Vodka is held in common. Now. You can squat, yes? 'Remember - Heels on ground, Slavs around. Heels to sky, Veshtern Shpy!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (fA1SL)

595 Speaker Ryan threatens Page with contempt of Congress. Is that a strongly worded letter? No more discounts in the DOJ cafeteria?

Also, some reports that she and Strozk will testify together. That would be really odd.
Posted by: Cheri


I'm sure that their spouses (ex?) must be thrilled by that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (tqyrn)

596 Also, some reports that she and Strozk will testify together. That would be really odd.
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 02:22 PM (oiNtH)

+++

But entertaining, nonetheless.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (QUBWE)

597 Indiana Jones and the Venti Postum

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (JKNZq)

598 Indiana Jones and the Setting of the Digital Clock

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (r9UYA)

599 have we gone off topic yet?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (PNcou)

600 Indiana Jones and the Elevated Toilet Seat

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (rdl6o)

601
Indiana Jones and the Stolen Social Security Check

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (BWL+E)

602 Indiana Jones and Harrison, the Camera's THIS WAY!

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (vDqXW)

603 588
I have it on good authority that Jeff Sessions is on his way to wake up Ace right now.


Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 02:25 PM (E9VXe)

Odds they end up spooning?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (5jVnA)

604 Indiana Jones and You Know When I Was A Kid

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (ymnmz)

605
Funny. When bush was president, we all hated the UN.

Now nato has become as bad as the corrupt, useless UN.

Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 02:27 PM (LA+7V)

606 Also, some reports that she and Strozk will testify together. That would be really odd.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 02:22 PM (oiNtH)


Will they be holding hands during testimony?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 02:25 PM

Hey you two, get a room! But first, answer my question.
Random House member

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:27 PM (2NqXo)

607 Indiana Jones and the Tales from TVLand.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2018 02:27 PM (tqyrn)

608 Indiana Jones and the Checkbook of Lost Time

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 11, 2018 02:27 PM (PbH71)

609 503 Ok this is funny. Watch Pompeo
https://tinyurl.com/y9zn7l5x
=========================

Kay Bailey Hutchison looks like she just found out she's moving out of her mansion and into a box down by the river. She's trying to be brave but it isn't working well.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 02:14 PM (LISuA)


Wow. The Donald is taking it to the Euros. They try to weasel off the hook with that vapid pablum about "stronger together," but The Donald wasn't having any of it, and went right back and kicked their asses some more.

God how I love this guy, in a totally non-gay way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

610 599
have we gone off topic yet?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (PNcou)

Boobs, guns.
There.
No.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:27 PM (37IEG)

611 >>Was just there ...they grow a Big Girl in Maine. Lots of plaid - lots of Melissa Etheredge.


Were you in Ogunquit?


I like Maine, I have no issue with it, I just hate celebrity meddlers.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:27 PM (W+vEI)

612 I'm half Slovenian; do all the women there look like Melania?

Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 02:28 PM (E9VXe)

613 have we gone off topic yet?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90



There was a topic? I don't remember.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at July 11, 2018 02:28 PM (tqyrn)

614 Looks like he's opening hard and will soften as the talks progress?
Posted by: Lizzy


I pray he opens hard and goes granite as the talks progress.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:28 PM (XtR0g)

615 599
have we gone off topic yet?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (PNcou)


Well no one is talking about the Tour de France so I say we are on topic.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 02:28 PM (ymnmz)

616 maybe ace is in europe w/ Trump.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:28 PM (a0IVu)

617 Indiana Jones and we have to change to channel 7 because they're going to announce the numbers.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:28 PM (mk7Bj)

618 Indiana Jones and the Golf Swing That Took Out His back

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:28 PM (2NqXo)

619 587 Also, some reports that she and Strozk will testify together. That would be really odd.

-------------

Will they be holding hands during testimony?


will they be finishing each others' sentences?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 11, 2018 02:29 PM (NmR1a)

620 Indiana Jones and the Langoliers

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:29 PM (37IEG)

621 have we gone off topic yet?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90


Topic: Open Thread


Nope. Not off topic yet.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:29 PM (XtR0g)

622 612. No. Some of them are really beautiful

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:29 PM (fA1SL)

623 If it was square it would be a cobbler.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 11, 2018 02:21 PM (jsWA

Hey! Some shoemakers are pretty hip.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 02:29 PM (bNb8V)

624 Indiana Jones, Your Glasses Are On Top Of Your Head

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

625 >>I pray he opens hard and goes granite as the talks progress.



Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:29 PM (W+vEI)

626
Indiana Jones and the Hoarded Treasures

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (BWL+E)

627
That would be really odd.


-----

"Odd" is NOT the word we would have chosen.


Posted by: Mrs Strozk and Mr Paige at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

628 615
599

have we gone off topic yet?



Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (PNcou)


Well no one is talking about the Tour de France so I say we are on topic.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 02:28 PM (ymnmz)

Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with 2 flat tires and a missing chain.

Posted by: Weird Al Yankovich at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (37IEG)

629 Its 2:31pm eastern time.

He's not sleeping, he's in a coma.

Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (C6xeQ)

630 I have it on good authority that Jeff Sessions is on his way to wake up Ace right now.

Yeah, right, Jeff is a very busy man, what with cleaning up the DOJ and all. And choosing a softer mattress. Mostly choosing a softer mattress.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (LISuA)

631 I love how he asked Trump what the consequences would be if countries didn't pay up - Trump basically said "Oh, you will".

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (oiNtH)

632 Indiana Jones and the case of what was the topic again?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (tqyrn)

633 Indiana Jones and the Drawer of Fast Food Condiments

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (W+vEI)

634 Trump will lead off discussions with Germany by demanding the release of Col. Hogan and his men.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (oVJmc)

635 Indiana Jones and The Clapper

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:31 PM (XtR0g)

636 Indiana Jones and the Jar that Won't Open

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 11, 2018 02:31 PM (JKNZq)

637 Indiana Jones and the Ironport

(i see that the wikipedia page for Ironport has a picture from the Bluebird restaurant in Logan, UT; I heartily recommend the monte cristo)

Posted by: Anachronda at July 11, 2018 02:31 PM (xGZ+b)

638 Indiana Jones and the Flight Lesson From Hell

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 02:31 PM (LISuA)

639 Indiana Jones and Angkor Wat? I Can't Hear You Lemme Turn Up My Hearing Aid

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:31 PM (2NqXo)

640 Indiana Jones and the Drawer of Fast Food Condiments
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (W+vEI)

----

Damn. That one left a mark.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:31 PM (8XRCm)

641 628
615

599


have we gone off topic yet?





Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (PNcou)


Well no one is talking about the Tour de France so I say we are on topic.




Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 02:28 PM (ymnmz)

Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with 2 flat tires and a missing chain.


Posted by: Weird Al Yankovich at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (37IEG)


That was the year that Paul Lind when the polka dot shirt for all the mountain stages, right?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 02:31 PM (ymnmz)

642 Indiana Jones and I can't because its all you can eat buffet at bingo night.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2018 02:31 PM (xBSm0)

643 The Supreme Court should be reduced to 7 members, with the oldest forced to retire.

How 'bout that idea Proggers?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2018 02:31 PM (yQpMk)

644 maybe ace is in europe w/ Trump.

that, or he's listening to Bongino & shit-txting Allahpundit

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2018 02:31 PM (ZQfW9)

645 He should ask them if their broomsticks are fully automatic.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:31 PM (37IEG)

646 We may need a new open thread to get back on topic from this open thread.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

647 Indiana Jones and the Flockhart of Formosa

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (2NqXo)

648 Indiana Jones and The Clapper

With a Special Appearance by John Abu Brennan as "The Evil Genius"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (LISuA)

649 >>Indiana Jones and Angkor Wat? I Can't Hear You Lemme Turn Up My Hearing Aid

Aw, Phuket!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (W+vEI)

650 630 My sleep number?That's Classified.
Jeff Sessions

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (LiyEm)

651 Schumer shouldn't be left alone with voters.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (Y274z)

652 The Supreme Court should be reduced to 7 members, with the seven strongest emerging from chambers.

Cause, fuck yeah.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (tqyrn)

653 4200 americans killed by illegals last year
when they say people will die they always forget us

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (JFO2v)

654 Heh. Wonder if TGEOTUS threw a starburst at Frau Merkel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (fA1SL)

655
Klink: "You have to watch out for some of these Staff officers. They can be verrrry clever!"

Burkhalter: "Klink, I am a Staff officer."

Klink (flustered): "Oh, I am sorry General Burkhalter. You are not clever."

Burkhalter: "KLINK!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (BWL+E)

656 609Wow. The Donald is taking it to the Euros. They try
to weasel off the hook with that vapid pablum about "stronger together,"
but The Donald wasn't having any of it, and went right back and kicked
their asses some more.



God how I love this guy, in a totally non-gay way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

They are right - we ARE stronger together. It is the "together" part they don't get. They see it as "We are stronger as long as we have the USA to protect us"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (jxbfJ)

657 Ace up...new...uh...open thread.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (Enq6K)

658 Wow, I gotta get me one of them Dogmatic Slumberers.... seems the Z-Quil I take pales in comparison.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (jjaLl)

659 Is this thread tired yet?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (37IEG)

660 So King supports the beto male? It's odd, no matter how the political landscape shifts, King's situation won't really be affected, so you'd expect him and people like him not to be that interested in politics.

Someone needs to harass him the next time he eats out. "Is your retardation natural, or was it caused when you fell off your moped? Maybe you should get training wheels put on that thing". "Nice nose you got there. Did your plastic surgeon also do work on Voldemort?"

Just start hassling these celebutards whenever you see them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (/qEW2)

661 Schumer shouldn't be left alone with voters.


Please don't ever leave me alone with him again......He does THINGS to me.

Posted by: a microphone at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (tqyrn)

662 The Supreme Court should be reduced to 7 members, with the seven strongest emerging from chambers.

Cause, fuck yeah.



ME WANT JUSTICE! ME WANT .. THUNDERDOME!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (yQpMk)

663 Looks like he's opening hard and will soften as the talks progress?
=======
I don't think he'll soften until culmination...

a nod's as good as a wink to a blind man, know what I mean, eh eh

Posted by: monty python character at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (C6xeQ)

664 Nood

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (UiRxW)

665 Like the 10's of thousands of supposedly secret Federal Indictments...

Ace's Posts are.... secret...

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (NgKpN)

666
Indiana Jones and the Senior Special at Denny's

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (BWL+E)

667 652 The Supreme Court should be reduced to 7 members, with the seven strongest emerging from chambers.

Cause, fuck yeah.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (tqyrn)

you could kill the wise latina with 4 m and ms

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (JFO2v)

668 Wait, sewriously, did I just get willowed?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (jjaLl)

669 From mention in last thread,
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=376028#c29141170

GGE's niece and Gal Godot
http://bit.ly/gge-niece-ww

Posted by: mindful webworker - randomly at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (Cd8NC)

670 472 Indiana Jones and the Crystal Folgers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

ALL STOP !! Is Crystal Folgers a geriatric thing ? NO, I DON'T THINK SO ...
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:10 PM (bUjCl)


Are you old enough to remember the commercials? If so...

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (xjiRE)

671 Things in them. With no basis. Like, Trump considered going into Venezuela. What?! Can find no facts for that.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:19 PM (p9qVR)


No, seriously, FakeNews was pushing that line, that Trump just wanted to invade Venezuela and had to be talked out of it by his staff.

I really think those kinds of crazy stories are poison pills or whatever you call it when you create a piece of total rubbish to leak and then you give different people different pieces of the rubbish to find out who the leaker is.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (Z5y53)

672 Just start hassling these celebutards whenever you see them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (/qEW2)

What would be really funny is to talk loudly and disparagingly about them, with your dining companion, in the third person, as though unaware of their (the celebutard's) presence. "Gee, that Stephen King sure is a dumfuck, isn't he?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (bNb8V)

673

Nood

Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (LA+7V)

674 Former UCLA basketball player's apparent suicide message.

https://fxn.ws/2unKvqO

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (+y/Ru)

675 628 615
599

have we gone off topic yet?



Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 02:26 PM (PNcou)


Well no one is talking about the Tour de France so I say we are on topic.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2018 02:28 PM (ymnmz)

Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with 2 flat tires and a missing chain.
Posted by: Weird Al Yankovich at July 11, 2018 02:30 PM (37IEG)

You should see what he did with me!

Posted by: A satisfied manatee at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM (RD7QR)

676 Somebody already did it, but:

Indiana Jones and the Depends of Doom.

Posted by: West at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (7Fa8Y)

677 Indiana Jones and the End of a Thread

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (vDqXW)

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