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That’s exactly why the left is so hysterical about the Supreme Court. They run to the courts to win their most unpopular policy ideas, gift-wrapped and handed to them as “constitutional rights.” Ann CoulterAnn always interesting and usually controversial to some degree.
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“When I was a kid and used to come here, Chamula was isolated and didn’t have access to processed food. Now, you see the kids drinking Coke and not water. Right now, diabetes is hitting the adults, but it’s going to be the kids next. It’s going to overwhelm us.” Vicente Vaqueiros
It looks like time has run out for “Clock Boy,” the young Muslim American who was accused of bringing a hoax bomb to an Irving, Texas, high school back in September of 2015, when he was just 13. Clock Boy is the nickname conservatives gave freshman high school student Ahmed Mohamed after his stunt three years ago. The young man was feted by the Left at the time and even invited to the White House by then-President Barack Obama. Both Hillary Clinton and Mark Zuckerberg expressed public support for Mohamed, folks like Stephen Colbert featured him on their shows, and CAIR (the Council on American-Islamic Relations) named Mohamed the American Muslim of the Year, as The Daily Wire noted.
So if Mrs. Mis Hum peaks in tonight, My birthday and Christmas are right around the corner. I so want one of these. What could be better for a Northern Moron?
Computers? We don't need no stinkin' computers to have fun!!
Reason #13,658 why one should eat hamburgers at hamburger joints. Salads at McDonald's are making people sick.
Even under the best of circumstances, ordering salad at McDonald’s is a dicey endeavor. But now an outbreak of the foodborne parasite cyclospora has sickened over 100 people in Iowa and Illinois since May, and several cases are tied to salads purchased at the fast food giant. The outbreaks were jointly reported Thursday by Iowa and Illinois health officials. In Illinois, about 90 cases have been seen since mid-May, with a quarter of victims reporting that they had eaten McDonald’s salads soon before they became sick. In Iowa, at least 15 people are thought to have eaten these salads just before developing a cyclospora infection, or cyclosporiasis, from late June to early July. “Anyone who ate these salads since the middle of June and who developed diarrhea, especially watery diarrhea and fatigue, should see their health care provider and get tested for Cyclospora to ensure an accurate diagnosis and appropriate treatment,” Patricia Quinlisk of the Iowa Department of Public Health said in a statement.Yummy.
Wow! A total of 6 goals were scored.
July 15, 1978, The Rolling Stones started a two-week run at No.1 on the US album chart with Some Girls the group's seventh US No.1 album. The cover designed by Peter Corriston, featured The Rolling Stones in garish drag alongside select female celebrities and lingerie ads. The cover immediately ran into trouble when Lucille Ball, Farrah Fawcett, Liza Minnelli (representing her mother Judy Garland), Raquel Welch, and the estate of Marilyn Monroe who all threatened legal action. via thisdayinmusic.com
1946, Born on this day, American singer Linda Ronstadt who had the 1975 US No.1 single 'You're No Good', and the 1989 UK No.2 single with Aaron Neville, 'Don't Know Much' plus over 15 other US Top 40 hits. She has earned 11 Grammy Awards, three American Music Awards, two Academy of Country Music awards, an Emmy Award, and an ALMA Award. via thisdayinmusic.com
A man in a ski mask was arrested Saturday after trying to rob a Broward bank, according to FBI officials. But 46-year-old David Licht didn’t cash out as planned. In fact, he didn’t make it further than the door. Police say footage shows a flannel-wearing Licht trying to open the front doors of a Wells Fargo in Hollywood off Taft Street.— the temperatures were in the 90s.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:07 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 10:07 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:07 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 10:07 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 10:09 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 10:10 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2018 10:10 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2018 10:10 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2018 10:13 PM (48z7b)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 15, 2018 10:13 PM (p0nVR)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 10:09 PM (oXwsm)
I'm mildly surprised I didn't, this week.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:13 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2018 10:14 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2018 10:14 PM (KxbBq)
The thing about 3D printing is that guns become not only a Second Amendment right, but also a *First* Amendment right.
How do you outlaw computer code?
That is check and mate for the statists.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 10:14 PM (sdi6R)
The Stones are timeless. Mick Jagger is like 102 or something and still giving concerts.
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:14 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: tonypete at July 15, 2018 10:14 PM (9rIkM)
How long does it take someone to notice they have diarrhea? #twoweeks!
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 15, 2018 10:14 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 15, 2018 10:15 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2018 10:15 PM (48z7b)
This!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=QAy1d4VItLc
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 10:15 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2018 10:15 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2018 10:16 PM (PEJUg)
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2018 10:16 PM (48z7b)
The thing about 3D printing is that guns become not only a Second Amendment right, but also a *First* Amendment right.
How do you outlaw computer code?
That is check and mate for the statists.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 10:14 PM (sdi6R)
Can't stop the signal, Mal.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
@rkylesmith
Rob Reiner's Iraq War movie SHOCK AND AWE earned $41,000 this weekend. Not a misprint.
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Screwball comedies can be great films and money makers.
Screwball fake news propaganda, not so much.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2018 10:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ALH
If I heard right, he has a child that is younger than his grandchild from Jade.
Posted by: Blutarski at July 15, 2018 10:16 PM (+Tibp)
Porny and Bess:
Don't know why
ain't no cum upon my thighStormy Daniels...
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2018 10:17 PM (KxbBq)
I just found out one of my favorite conservative Quora authors is more or less a 1980s/90s-era headbanger.
He cited three of his all-time fave 'Glam/Hair Metal' bands as GNR, Tesla*, and Savatage.
(*Wow, I never even knew Elon Musk was in a band!)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2018 10:18 PM (Nc9iH)
*dons asbestos suit*
The Rolling Stones are the most overrated band in the history of music.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:19 PM (txw6d)
Without Mick Taylor and Brian Jones, they kinda suck.
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2018 10:19 PM (48z7b)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
Well, they certainly market themselves well.
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:19 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:20 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2018 10:20 PM (48z7b)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:20 PM (txw6d)
Driving back from San Antonio to Houston on I-10 on a Sunday afternoon is so miserable that today we got off in Seguin and drove on US 90A through Gonzales, Shiner, Hallettsville, Eagle Lake, East Bernard and so home. Didn't take much longer and was less stressful and more scenic.
Much to our surprise Big Val was Best of Breed today under a judge notorious for rewarding only professional handlers. Hell Week starts Tuesday.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2018 10:20 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Horny Toad at July 15, 2018 10:21 PM (48z7b)
Posted by: ro-man at July 15, 2018 10:21 PM (RuIsu)
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Yeah? Well, she's got Moonbeam Jerry cooties so no thanks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2018 10:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2018 10:20 PM (LsBY9)
Congratulations!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
-Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:20 PM (txw6d)
Not really. I might be convinced, but I have to make more pancakes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 15, 2018 10:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Horny Toad at July 15, 2018 10:21 PM (48z7b)
Are you Satan?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:22 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: ALH
It's funny that the Beatles actually came from grim, gritty working class Britain while the Stones were all well-to-do. Mick and the lads' working class accents were an affectation.
Posted by: Blutarski at July 15, 2018 10:22 PM (+Tibp)
-Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:20 PM (txw6d)
Not really. I might be convinced, but I have to make more pancakes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 15, 2018 10:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Slap!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
In re: McDonalds salads
Any food safety clas will teach you lettuce is infinitely more likely to be the cause of food-born illness. I never get lemons with my drink at restaurants because there is about a 1% chance it has been properly washed.
Pork, on the other hand, I'm comfortable with ordering medium, whereas most of my family will run around like their hair is on fire if they see even a hint of pink in it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 10:22 PM (8hV5I)
Posted by: Horny Toad at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (48z7b)
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 15, 2018 10:22 PM (Ckg4U)
I'm in the mood for waffles.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (txw6d)
I am so irrationally pissed off about this.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Miklos, shameless at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
For me it's unfortunately a constant.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (YdakM)
Oh, I see (2). Tensions are ratcheting up between Mexico and Trumphitler. Why not quite. In fact, both presidents are talking and planning on solutions to the border.
This has nothing to do with politics.
/sarc
Posted by: PJ at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (qlTN9)
Stan the Horny Toad.
Posted by: Horny Toad at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (48z7b)
If she kisses you, will you turn into Prince Charming?
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:24 PM (8kkL4)
-Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (txw6d)
It appears that the Kitchen has been re-opened.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 15, 2018 10:24 PM (Ckg4U)
* looks at full moon on top of post *
Man! Pixy's clock is really off this time!
Howdy, podners, from the land of the red man, and red neck, peacefully coexisting, at the casino.
Posted by: mindful webworker - okie by me at July 15, 2018 10:24 PM (lMyeR)
Well, DUH...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 10:24 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: tonypete at July 15, 2018 10:24 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (txw6d)
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Story of my life, first a woman says she's horny, then after talking a bit she starts waffling.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 10:24 PM (8hV5I)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2018 10:24 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2018 10:25 PM (UiRxW)
Lots of commercials. And while the movie is not bad, the commercials for upcoming Lifetime movies make me understand why women hate white men.
Posted by: Blutarski at July 15, 2018 10:25 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 15, 2018 10:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (YdakM)
A bit of family tragedy can put me off my game for a few days, but then I'm back.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:26 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Col. Angus at July 15, 2018 10:26 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (txw6d)
How can you feel hungry when it's hot out?
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 15, 2018 10:26 PM (XN4C4)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 10:22 PM (8hV5I)
Same. Trichina is pretty much eradicated from US pork. There's a whole generation or three of Americans who don't realize that a pork chop is just delicious pan-fried on its own because they grew up soaking it in applesauce just so it wouldn't have the texture of a mudflap.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:26 PM (y87Qq)
In other PDRK news, Diane Feinstein will not be endorsed by the CA Democrat Party in her upcoming Senate election.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2018 10:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:20 PM (txw6d)
Constantly. See also, sexually frustrated.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
I'm hungry too, but not for waffles.
Posted by: Col. Angus at July 15, 2018 10:27 PM (8O3HH)
I think we have a threadwinner.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 10:27 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2018 10:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 10:27 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 10:24 PM (8hV5I)
Postcoital waffles are delicious!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:27 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 15, 2018 10:27 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Satan at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (UiRxW)
You're a bad girl and need a good tongue lashing.
Posted by: Winston at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (wgCUV)
The Lifetime Channel is the Women Having A Really Bad Day Channel.
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
mens' testosterone is highest in the morning, which is roughly when women are most dehydrated.
yeah, that morning wood is going to waste
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (6FqZa)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018570585461280768
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018570682748358656
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018570791171055616
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018570888025952261
Posted by: kbdabear at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 15, 2018 10:29 PM (XN4C4)
Worth a watch if you are bored. And if you haven't already cancelled Netflix over Barky and Company.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 10:29 PM (8hV5I)
Posted by: Miso Horny at July 15, 2018 10:29 PM (48z7b)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:20 PM (txw6d)
No, but it's very thoughtful of you to ask. It's always nice when people take a considerate interest in how others are feeling.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:29 PM (y87Qq)
A real Sh*t Show, then.
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:29 PM (8kkL4)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018570984620687360
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018571086454288386
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018571178045313025
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018571280444985344
Posted by: kbdabear at July 15, 2018 10:29 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: strawdog at July 15, 2018 10:30 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: ibguy at July 15, 2018 10:30 PM (vUcdz)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018571395691896834
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018571498020311046
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018571602693382147
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1018571714828144642
Posted by: kbdabear at July 15, 2018 10:31 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
In about half the time it takes you to make it to the bathroom.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2018 10:31 PM (qcrxS)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2018 10:26 PM (DMUuz)
I heard about that on an earlier thread.
The thought of her anguish at learning that she is being discarded by her own party without a second thought will help me sleep well tonight.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:31 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
Is this where Lego my Eggo comes from?
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 10:31 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
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Huh? Who couldda figured Dr. Eugene Gu as a screwball?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2018 10:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: strawdog at July 15, 2018 10:30 PM (Cssks)
Right?
Apparently, HE did build THAT.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:32 PM (y87Qq)
How to induce bawdy commenter teasing with a single missppelling.
I shan't lower myself to such jibes of course, but some may.
Posted by: mindful webworker - peakeasy at July 15, 2018 10:32 PM (lMyeR)
mens' testosterone is highest in the morning, which is roughly when women are most dehydrated.
yeah, that morning wood is going to waste
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (6FqZa)
Gone are the days of pulling down her panties, spitting on your cock, and thrusting it in for lazy dog sex to completion.
Feminists and SJWs ruin everything.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 15, 2018 10:32 PM (XN4C4)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:32 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 15, 2018 10:27 PM (C+wjz)
I beg to differ!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:32 PM (txw6d)
In other PDRK news, Diane Feinstein will not be endorsed by the CA Democrat Party in her upcoming Senate election.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2018 10:26 PM (DMUuz)
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DiFi actually said a couple things that sorta made sense, and were to the right of Marx a little bit. So, she must be purged.
They are not even aware that their voting base is about 40% moderates, a lot of whom vote D because they just always have. By 2020, IMO, their actions will drive out a large chunk of these votes to #walkaway.
Simply amazing to watch.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 10:33 PM (oXwsm)
The Lifetime Channel is the Women Having A Really Bad Day Channel.
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (8kkL4)
Also the "All Men Are Rapists, Wife-beaters and Deadbeats Channel."
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 15, 2018 10:33 PM (kVLm4)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
I would say it's a tie between the beetles and stones.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Your not so friendly neighborhood Tyrant at July 15, 2018 10:33 PM (V8bv6)
Worth a watch if you are bored. And if you haven't already cancelled Netflix over Barky and Company.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 10:29 PM (8hV5I)
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Our son introduced my wife and I to Round Planet, also on Netflix. It's a spoof on nature documentaries. The first episode was on the Arctic, and was hilarious!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2018 10:34 PM (+F0Wk)
Well, you've just got to make sure they're well hydrated, then.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)
As San Franciscoans would say, I Smell What You Did There
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:34 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 15, 2018 10:33 PM (kVLm4)
On it.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #219 at July 15, 2018 10:34 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2018 10:34 PM (PEJUg)
Anyone know where Kavanaugh stands on the Commerce Clause?
I dream of the day when the argument that items that have never moved in interstate commerce (indeed, may not even be capable of being moved in interstate commerce) are somehow subject to federal regulation gets tossed out on its ear.
That fuckwitted idea needs to join all the other "penumbra" crap on the ashcan of history.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (8hV5I)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
That's how the Waffle House got started.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (8O3HH)
Don't recall Savatage. I liked GnR. I am a pathetic fan boy for Tesla. Tesla was unfairly tarnished with the dreaded 'Glam/Hair Metal' label. They were a solid hard rock band. Underrated really.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (ZRNrK)
Christmas in July used to be a thing when I was a girl. My mother would go binge shopping at Younkers.
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (KP5rU)
Newly Elected San Francisco Mayor: "There's More Feces... Than I've Ever Seen"
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=390987
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mr Inedible at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (lMyeR)
Miss that window and you'll be taking care of that yourself.
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (48z7b)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
Oh, apparently Mom is running for Miss Congeniality at the rehab, according to Keith.
Kurt is no better, unfortunately. He wanted to know if Dad went home from the hospital (Dad's been dead for 18 years). He also wanted to know where his teeth were.
Breaks my heart.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (txw6d)
Paint it Black
Get Off of My Cloud
Heartbreaker
Gimme Shelter
There might be a few more I could be reminded of... but very few.
And since the alarm clock goes off in just over 6.5 hours and it will take awhile to get to sleep..
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2018 10:36 PM (Z7oqE)
Motor wheel should be rigged so its own weight, or spring pressure, forces it into the ice, and handle arranged so that pushing down on it lifts the wheel off the ice. You could a latching device to hold the wheel off the ice for engine starting.
And that looks like a real old Briggs and Stratton engine, maybe off a tiller.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 10:36 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2018 10:36 PM (48z7b)
Posted by: IC
Isn't that treatable? Along with the other side-effects of menopause. Seriously.
Posted by: tonypete at July 15, 2018 10:36 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: jmel at July 15, 2018 10:36 PM (OeWgo)
Dude is the Energizer Bunny. It's kind of amazing that he's played more live concerts after age 50 than before.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 15, 2018 10:36 PM (kVLm4)
yeah, that morning wood is going to waste
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (6FqZa)
That can be corrected.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:36 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:36 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2018 10:36 PM (PEJUg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (IqV8l)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63UlBsdElsY
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:37 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2018 10:37 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 10:37 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:37 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2018 10:34 PM (+F0Wk)
....
Will have to give it a watch. Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 10:38 PM (8hV5I)
CBD Oil
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2018 10:38 PM (48z7b)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Had bearded clams did you?
Posted by: tonypete at July 15, 2018 10:38 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
All the women folk love Col. Angus. Once a woman is introduced to Col. Angus, she'll settle for nothing else:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l2oi-X8P38
Break out the fresh linens. Col. Angus can be very messy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 10:38 PM (8O3HH)
MisHum, thanks for the Ronstadt song. Poor, poor pitiful me, indeed. Woke up this AM with a case of shingles. Not the first, though, so I'm attempting to take it in stride.
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 10:38 PM (wmK60)
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2018 10:39 PM (PEJUg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 15, 2018 10:39 PM (kVLm4)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 10:39 PM (8hV5I)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
Oh, apparently Mom is running for Miss Congeniality at the rehab, according to Keith.
Kurt is no better, unfortunately. He wanted to know if Dad went home from the hospital (Dad's been dead for 18 years). He also wanted to know where his teeth were.
Breaks my heart.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (txw6d)
Miley, I'm just so sorry. All I can offer is to continue praying for you and your family.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
La Machine, in Toulouse France.
La Manege de Andrea:
https://youtu.be/oD_Ozbkm-90
and more on the rides and the merry go round.
https://youtu.be/fO4X5UrE4qg
(its like they have been nipping at the absinthe)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2018 10:39 PM (2K6fY)
They were a decade or so older than I was at the time, but I didn't care -- It was a refreshing change of pace from most of the women in my peer group, who, it seemed at the time, merely let me fuck them, as opposed to these older women who really, really wanted to fuck me!
So, when I finally decide settle down, I marry a woman substantially younger than me... Go figure!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 10:40 PM (e9G8E)
1. thanks granddads on both sides for at least outbreeding to Ireland and teh Joos (respectively). Thanks to them I'm not a drooling Habsburg...
2. we seem to be Tories all the way. I don't think anyone in my family ever approved Cromwell. Fuck that guy in particular
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2018 10:34 PM (PEJUg)
Then I have good news! Post-menopause, everything gears up. At least, it did for me
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:40 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: tonypete at July 15, 2018 10:41 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
I would say it's a tie between the beetles and stones.
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And my brother's back at home
With his Beatles and his Stones
We never got if off on that revolution stuff
What a drag
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2018 10:41 PM (+y/Ru)
If I wear out my welcome, just tap me on the head and I'll be on my way.
Posted by: Col. Angus at July 15, 2018 10:41 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 15, 2018 10:41 PM (kVLm4)
the left believes in big government because the left fears the people
the right believes in small government because we fear the government
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2018 10:42 PM (KxbBq)
the left believes in big government because the left fears the people
the right believes in small government because we fear the government
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2018 10:42 PM (KxbBq)
Perfectly stated.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 10:35 PM (8O3HH)
Really? I hear Anthony Bourdain says their pecan waffles are to die for.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:43 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:43 PM (txw6d)
I am so irrationally pissed off about this.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:23 PM (y87Qq)
True, dat. I remember bloggers identifying the exact model of Micronta clock the little shit cannibalized (or his daddy unit, did). If Clock Boy had bought an actual digital clock kit, and followed the instructions, and assembled it, and made it work, he would earn at least a little praise for being patient and methodical. But still wouldn't be an inventor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 10:44 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 15, 2018 10:44 PM (kVLm4)
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
yfw you draw your pentagram to summon a hunky horny incubus and he looks like Kurt
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 10:38 PM (8O3HH)
A party in your pants!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:45 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2018 10:45 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
I met one. Unfortunately she was also fucking psychotic.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 15, 2018 10:41 PM (kVLm4)
Gonna go waaaaay out on a limb here and put my marker on: anime titties.
Just got a hunch.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:46 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: rickl
You poor bastard.
I've come across of few of them. Posted by: tonypete at July 15, 2018 10:46 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 15, 2018 10:46 PM (UAq+9)
Ummm...I was told that would stop after I reached sixty-five.
It seems I received erroneous information.
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 10:47 PM (wmK60)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
I like the design of the ice boat as is... It's a 'dead man's switch' of sorts! Probably safest that way...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 10:47 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
You obviously have not spent an evening with my friends.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
https://youtu.be/EeZffZRP7no
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2018 10:48 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:48 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
I met one. Unfortunately she was also fucking psychotic."
bah. men who have Mad Skillzzzz make every woman horny.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2018 10:48 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2018 10:49 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 10:44 PM (bNb8V)
Yes, this. If he'd made a cardboard crystal radio kit, that would at least be making something from parts. If he took the clock apart and put it back together, that would at least indicate that he understood how to break something down and reassemble it and still have it work.
He took the absolute cheapest digital clock and made it worse and was hailed around the world as some kind of brilliant fucking visionary FGRHAWRRRRRRRRR FOAM RAGE FGHRRR
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:49 PM (y87Qq)
163 I never met a horny woman. I thought they only existed in Penthouse Letters.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
You obviously have not spent an evening with my friends.
Posted by: Ladyl
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Well, you see Officer, it all started when I invited a bunch of guys I've only talked to online to a party I was throwing.
Posted by: tonypete at July 15, 2018 10:49 PM (9rIkM)
"Is anyone else here horny?"
Ummm...I was told that would stop after I reached sixty-five.
It seems I received erroneous information.
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 10:47 PM (wmK60)
I heard on Rush Limbaugh that 66 is the best age for sex, for women.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:49 PM (txw6d)
When Insomniac was on break here, some of us were imagining what he was up to. I might have mentioned something about him and two MILFs 'while he makes Paolo watch'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 15, 2018 10:51 PM (kVLm4)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:50 PM (6FqZa)
MILVes.
The plural form is "MILVes". At least it should be.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:51 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 10:51 PM (wmK60)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5346141
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 10:51 PM (8O3HH)
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Well, you see Officer, it all started when I invited a bunch of guys I've only talked to online to a party I was throwing.
Posted by: tonypete at July 15, 2018 10:49 PM (9rIkM)
They were invited only to determine potential.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
I met one. Unfortunately she was also fucking psychotic.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs)
Thanks to the internet, easy access porn, social media, and The Current Year this has become the rule and not the exception.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 15, 2018 10:51 PM (XN4C4)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 15, 2018 10:51 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
And the story grudgingly admits that bottled water is available there, and sells for a little less than Coca Cola, but the buyers prefer the Coke. Because stupid, and no impulse control, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 10:52 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:52 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:52 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2018 10:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Blood typing party?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:53 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
And the story grudgingly admits that bottled water is available there, and sells for a little less than Coca Cola, but the buyers prefer the Coke. Because stupid, and no impulse control, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
They were forced into it by Uncle Sugar.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 10:54 PM (wmK60)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:52 PM (6FqZa)
I don't recall them either.
Though "Morning Wood" would be an excellent name for an ent.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:54 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Blood typing party?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:53 PM (y87Qq)
Strength and stamina.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
I'd heard about it, but I'd thought ... meh, something to think about when I'm in my 50s. But no. 29.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:54 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 10:55 PM (wmK60)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
Well that's just scandalous. Here I thought you were only interested in our fresh, healthy kidneys.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:55 PM (y87Qq)
That ent was needed down in southern Colorado when the EPA was breaking dams and polluting the rivers.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:55 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 10:56 PM (IqV8l)
I'd heard about it, but I'd thought ... meh, something to think about when I'm in my 50s. But no. 29.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:54 PM (6FqZa)
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It can also be brought on by a lot of stress, as I unfortunately found out.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 10:56 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 10:56 PM (YdakM)
When Insomniac was on break here, some of us were imagining what he was up to. I might have mentioned something about him and two MILFs 'while he makes Paolo watch'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 10:50 PM (6FqZa)
Unfortunately no. Life is still deep in the shitter. I just felt like returning in a limited capacity.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2018 10:58 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
Well that's just scandalous. Here I thought you were only interested in our fresh, healthy kidneys.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:55 PM (y87Qq)
Potential might also include healthy organs... But not to worry. Nothing is done without consent.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
I met one. Unfortunately she was also fucking psychotic."
bah. men who have Mad Skillzzzz make every woman horny.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2018 10:48 PM (V2Yro)
I have no skills then, I suppose.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2018 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
163 I never met a horny woman. I thought they only existed in Penthouse Letters.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
You obviously have not spent an evening with my friends.
Posted by: Ladyl
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Well, you see Officer, it all started when I invited a bunch of guys I've only talked to online to a party I was throwing.
LOL :-) Did I miss the time & place?
Posted by: Iris at July 15, 2018 10:59 PM (kdgv3)
...sorry, man. I'm making pancakes for Mom and Dad for the next (couple?) of days.
--Back to the kitchen.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 15, 2018 10:59 PM (Ckg4U)
An appealing young Brazilian man stepped into the shop last week, looking to talk to the boss about farming
Imagine my big evil grin when he said his name was Paolo
Posted by: Booknlass at July 15, 2018 10:59 PM (84I0r)
A friend sent me some Shingles Relief fron Vermont Country Store last time. It works pretty well. Buy my left side looks like leprosy.
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 10:59 PM (wmK60)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2018 10:45 PM (3Pma+)
No, I have no real interest in doing so. I sure do have engines and stuff though, and even the big circular saw blade. Thing is, a skidoo will run fine on a frozen lake, and go faster than than that ice boat could, and it will also go across country if it's snow-covered. That ice boat would bog down in any depth of snow at all. Too specialized.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:00 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 11:03 PM (wmK60)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 15, 2018 10:41 PM (kVLm4)
If you like "delicious flat chest" (on a cat girl and a bunny girl), you will like this episode.
If you like big tiddy (on an elf and doggie girl triplets), you will like this episode.
The pros and cons of "DFC" vs. "big tiddies" are compared by direct empirical study...
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 15, 2018 11:03 PM (itfg0)
I have never met a horny woman either, though I have adapted a William Butler Yeats to the situation. "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."
Posted by: tankdemon at July 15, 2018 11:03 PM (UAq+9)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2018 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 10:47 PM (e9G8E)
You would get tired real quick using muscle power to engage the wheel with the ice. I expect a fair bit of down-force is needed. Most snow machines, and I think quads now have a dead-man switch, like a key that hooks by a lanyard to your jacket. You get bucked off, lanyard pulls key out of socket, engine is shut down instantly.
Such a deadman switch would be very easy to rig on the ice boat, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:04 PM (bNb8V)
I was really wanting some more of that
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2018 11:06 PM (UiRxW)
Skin problems suck. I have a bit of plaque psoriasis that shows up under stress, but it's mainly annoying, not nearly as painful as shingles is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2018 11:06 PM (V2Yro)
https://youtu.be/EeZffZRP7no
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2018 10:48 PM (2K6fY)
Downwash didn't blow her shirt off. Pity, that.
I wonder if that is an abandoned U.S. airbase in Turkey? They need to do a little Roundup work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:07 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 11:07 PM (wmK60)
....
A regular bar customer of mine used to say "Just because a prune is wrinkled, it doesn't mean there isn't juice in it."
The things you hear as a bartender.....in the South.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 11:08 PM (TcYq0)
It was cool, but not very practical, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 11:08 PM (e9G8E)
And I know the stressor. Will avoid him in future.
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 11:03 PM (wmK60)
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Sorry to hear this creeper, but glad you can lose the source.
Mine was the same, moving out of the marital home, divorcing the source, and a business swirling the drain all at the end of 2010. Most of my torso was a mess, took 3 months to get rid of it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 11:08 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2018 11:09 PM (l9m7l)
"Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."
Posted by: tankdemon at July 15, 2018 11:03 PM (UAq+9)
So that's what "slap hot iron to it" means. I wish I knew that when I was younger.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2018 11:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:00 PM (bNb8V
Not as fast as a snowmobile. But I really like my Argo for frozen lakes. Just for the safety factor. Though when I bought it the getting across the swamp was my main concern. I have seen snowmobile tracks that broke through the ice and have also had my cross country ski tips break through the ice. So unless I really know the lake I am paranoid.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 11:09 PM (YdakM)
Stop funding the leftists who hate you and want you imprisoned or dead!
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 15, 2018 11:10 PM (YRXy3)
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 11:10 PM (wmK60)
Posted by: Heeeeeere's Hat! at July 15, 2018 11:10 PM (itfg0)
Jeeves: Mexico, sir? Of course, if that is your wish. But, I remind you it is rather late.
Pemberton: Emergency my good man. Why there is a small town called Chamula down there where they are drinking my formula, and I assure you it must stop.
Jeeves: Stop, sir?
Pemberton: Good gracious, yes. Emergency I say...no, not that coat, the dark one with the sailor buttons. Yes, that's the one...off we go.
Jeeves: If I may sir, what is the emergency.
Pemberton: Sugar rot, sir. But, that only the half of it.
Jeeves: Say no more sir, you wish to replace the sugar based formula with one of our more natural products. Orange juice, perhaps?
Pemberton: Heavens no. I want it to stop completely. Unless there is a pure bred American employee of Coca Cola selling Chamula our brew, well, they are in blatant violation of cultural appropriation. I mean to confiscate the lot. Hurry now, our ship leaves within the hour.
Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2018 11:13 PM (WhQiT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2018 11:13 PM (Nc9iH)
I
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 15, 2018 11:13 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2018 11:13 PM (sd+O2)
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 11:13 PM (wmK60)
Ask me how I know!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 11:13 PM (e9G8E)
In other PDRK news, Diane Feinstein will not be endorsed by the CA Democrat Party in her upcoming Senate election.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2018 10:26 PM (DMUuz)
BREAKING NEWS: Frisco Feces is polling *ahead* of both Feinstein and DeLeon for Senate in California. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2018 11:14 PM (Nc9iH)
Posted by: MexDonald's at July 15, 2018 11:15 PM (sd+O2)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 15, 2018 11:15 PM (DAdSz)
Most commonly. (I hedge because there are other possible causes of the condition, some of that is simply eczema) Some spots are really prone to it, such as the elbows - when it's at a bad peak, the skin there cracks and bleeds a bit for no external reason.
but I don't want to turn this into the old folks Ow! My Bunion Hurtzz!!! thread.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2018 11:16 PM (V2Yro)
Ask me how I know!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 11:13 PM (e9G8E)
How do you know?
Posted by: Iris at July 15, 2018 11:16 PM (kdgv3)
De Leon wrote the CA state sanctuary bill, and is to the left of Feinstein. The far loony radicals in the Democrat party (as opposed to the moderate loonies) have definitely been heartened by the victory of Camacho Elizando Ocasio-Cortes in NYC and think they can get this to snowball by ousting Feinstein.
I wish them luck. It's pure karma that these old white liberals thought they could sacrifice the country to amass power by overrunning it with illegals, encouraging grievance mongering and identity politics. They're getting their Davros moment when the Daleks they've created are turning on them and zapping them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 15, 2018 11:16 PM (/qEW2)
It was cool, but not very practical, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 11:08 PM (e9G8E)
Ah, the Archimedes Screw vessel. Great in theory, not so great in practice. The two screw pontoons rotate in opposite directions, of course, have to, in fact. But if one pontoon gets more traction than the other, you scoot off sideways.
Such a beast was built, intended to be a snow machine, but its shortcomings were obvious. And the M29 Weasel came along, with track drive, and was an altogether bigger bang for the buck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:16 PM (bNb8V)
I recall the US Army once had and experimental boat-like craft which had two rotating pontoons running the length of it on either side, each with a long helical blade along the outside... It was would go in water, mire, ice, snow, sand, gravel -- any loose or soggy surface, actually...
That sounds like the mining vessel in a Doctor Who episode The Robots Of Death.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 11:17 PM (IqV8l)
Ask me how I know!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
Because you were wearing a helmet?
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 11:17 PM (YdakM)
No way. She can lie, be inconsistent with her own and his testimony and know that there is zero price to pay. In face, she'll be treated as a heroine in the media.
Option 2) tell the truth and get in trouble.
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2018 11:17 PM (0+2a1)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 15, 2018 11:17 PM (kufk0)
But, what does it matter? Even if she cracks like an egg, no-one will follow with charges based on her testimony.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2018 11:17 PM (UiRxW)
The things you hear as a bartender.....in the South.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 11:08 PM (TcYq0)
The things you hear indeed.
I understand what it means and I don't disagree with the sentiment, but I probably wouldn't have worded it in a way that makes me want to throw up on my shoes.
But hey, that's just me, I'm not the King of Folksy Wisdom or anything.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:18 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Iris at July 15, 2018 11:16 PM
It happened to me, on a lake outside of Cloyne, ON, mid-70's... Just another of my numerous unfond memories of my time in Canadia -- I damn near died!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 11:18 PM (e9G8E)
Yeah, I've seen that on youtube. About as practical as two Elon Musk 'cave submarines'.
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2018 11:19 PM (0+2a1)
Woke up this morning, damn it all to hell. Well, perhaps Monday will be more cooperative.
Is that a blues song?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Straight Leg Bendover Inspector at July 15, 2018 11:20 PM (AyGZp)
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 11:21 PM (wmK60)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2018 11:21 PM (3Pma+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x22nVFTd8nI
incredible technical achievement that sadly had no practical use whatsoever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2018 11:21 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 15, 2018 10:22 PM
Bill Wyman came from a very poor family. Poor as in, the only meat they ever got was canned whale (it's one of the few details I remember from Wyman's autobiography). Mick and Charlie and Brian were middle class, Keith was working class.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 15, 2018 11:22 PM (2NqXo)
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Sheetrock screws in the belt treads. Reinforced front linkage to skis, with sharpened runner edges.
Posted by: ice runner at July 15, 2018 11:23 PM (6SJve)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
Got those ONT blues
don't know what to do
I make funny comments all day
But no one say hey hey
Then my internet went down
thanks to those Frontier clowns
Got those ONT blues
don't know what to do
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2018 11:23 PM (Nc9iH)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 15, 2018 11:17 PM (kufk0)
Yes, they can live on wet food. It's actually better than the alternative, if you have to choose only one, since cats are at risk for kidney problems if they don't get enough water (even if there's always fresh water available). Plus, wet food is, all other things being equal, higher in protein and other meaty goodness than dry food which often has more grain added that they can't really use.
In all cases, pick a decent brand to start with and you'll be fine. I did up an eye-wateringly boring spreadsheet of nutrition-to-cost that's around here somewhere, email in nick if you want.
I personally give mine Solid Gold brand Indigo Moon dry plus a can of Natural Balance limited ingredient canned about 3x/week.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:24 PM (y87Qq)
What a horrible President. A horrible, horrible President.
Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2018 11:24 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:18 PM (y87Qq)
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Yeah, he's not a candidate for Notable & Quotable.
Perhaps Potable & Quotable.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 11:24 PM (C+q9J)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 15, 2018 11:24 PM (2DOZq)
Take her to a shelter that will let you interact with the animals before adoption. Let her play with a few different kitties before choosing one.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 15, 2018 11:24 PM (UAq+9)
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 11:25 PM (wmK60)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 15, 2018 11:26 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2018 11:26 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: ice runner at July 15, 2018 11:23 PM
Now you tell me...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 11:26 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 11:25 PM (wmK60)
An excellent question, and I forgot to ask.
Mine have dry food and water always available, and they get canned as a treat.
Also little threads of string cheese because they're needy whiny little shits and I'm weak.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:27 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 11:09 PM (YdakM)
I was on jobs where we had to use snow machines to cross frozen lakes, in one case, when breakup was approaching. We were told: "get on the machine, head for the other shore, and give it wide-open throttle until you get there." A sufficiently powerful snow machine will skim over open water for miles, if need be. But you cannot slow down, and turning is risky, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_WFLBjmeeQ
Would you believe 212 km?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:27 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 11:27 PM (e9G8E)
Damn it all to hell
Woke up this morning
Damn it all to hell
If I could just stay asleep, I believe all would be well
Posted by: Booknlass at July 15, 2018 11:28 PM (84I0r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 11:29 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 15, 2018 11:29 PM (r4KP2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2018 11:13 PM (Nc9iH)
I have heard of band, never heard their music, AFAIK. But I knew of Tesla the inventor since before my teens.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:29 PM (bNb8V)
The things you hear as a bartender.....in the South.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 11:08 PM (TcYq0)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ article-5684955/ Worlds-hottest-grandmother-reveals-beauty-secrets.html
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 15, 2018 11:30 PM (XN4C4)
What a horrible President. A horrible, horrible President.
Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2018 11:24 PM (QCc6B)
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He demonstrated to the media that yes, your average leftist really is dumb enough to fall for sentimental shit like this. That enabled them to be prepared to recognize and create the David Hogg phenomena when the time was right.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 15, 2018 11:30 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 10:53 PM (y87Qq)
To start.
Histocompatability and good fit for the bathtub, too.
Posted by: Kindltot - I do not regret chasing the wrong women, only catching them at July 15, 2018 11:30 PM (2K6fY)
Also little threads of string cheese because they're needy whiny little shits and I'm weak.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:27 PM (y87Qq)
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If I forget to put down dry food for a ten to twelve hour period (generally I forgot before I went to work) my cat brings home dead critters for me.
I've always imagined she figured I had no luck hunting, so she brought me some of hers in case I'm hungry too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 11:31 PM (C+q9J)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 15, 2018 11:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:32 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2018 11:18 PM (e9G8E)
Sounds like one of those things that makes a great story if you survive.....
Posted by: Iris at July 15, 2018 11:32 PM (kdgv3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_WFLBjmeeQ
Would you believe 212 km?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:27 PM (bNb8V)
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When I was growing up, we had a lake place in Twin Lakes, WI. Every early spring, there was a competition for the longest and fastest runs over water after getting off the ice for a head start.
Just watched the crazy bastards, never tried it. Flat out the whole time, very gentle turns. Many snowmobiles at the bottom of that lake.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 11:33 PM (oXwsm)
Back in the late 70s I went to a snowmobile water cross race. A tiny 15yr old girl dominated the day. The sleds back then could kinda do water cross. The sleds today can actually gain speed on the water.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 11:33 PM (YdakM)
Also little threads of string cheese because they're needy whiny little shits and I'm weak.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:27 PM (y87Qq)
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If I forget to put down dry food for a ten to twelve hour period (generally I forgot before I went to work) my cat brings home dead critters for me.
I've always imagined she figured I had no luck hunting, so she brought me some of hers in case I'm hungry too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 11:31 PM (C+q9J)
My cats split a can of Fancy Feast and have dry food (1/4 cup) available. And water at all times.
Posted by: Iris at July 15, 2018 11:34 PM (kdgv3)
Mick's accent is not working class.
Now, I stumble into an ONT and you scalliwags are committing heresy against the world's greatest rock and roll band? Harumph!
So, two quick points, since taste is not a thing that people can be persuaded of.
Thing one: They've experimented in all of the genres. You could make a really good country album out of Stones songs.
Thing two: I only recently learned that one of the best jazz riffs in history was accidental. On "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" the song proper ends and there's a long instrumental.
It turns out that the musicians thought the song had ended and the recording stopped but they kept going because they were in a groove. It wasn't even so much the Stones proper, it was Billy Preston and Nicki Hopkins (I think) and their regular studio crew and it's brilliant.
One take only, because they didn't know they were being recorded.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 11:36 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 11:31 PM (C+q9J)
Yep, checks with chart. You appear to have: a cat.
One of mine used to steal my socks out of the laundry and hoard them like he was a mama and they were his kittens. I don't even think he was doing it because he felt a compulsion to, it was just to weird me out.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:36 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: wammo at July 15, 2018 11:38 PM (JUXZB)
They fight bite and scratch for fun so when I want some peace I have to put them out of my bedroom and close the door then block it with a little stool because my door won't stay closed
I'd get one out but he'd run back in when I opened the door to put out the next for five minutes
With me just laughing and catching the fat little kits and putting them out
Posted by: Booknlass at July 15, 2018 11:39 PM (84I0r)
Posted by: MexDonald's at July 15, 2018 11:15 PM (sd+O2)
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Let's take a balanced view. Illegals decrease the cost of food production, so a few cases of fecally borne illnesses (like cyclospora) is a small price to pay. Our country can absorb it, as a great American statesman once said.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 15, 2018 11:39 PM (/qEW2)
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I was just curious. I do have a dog so I have to find some place to put dry food out all the time or she'll eat it all.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 15, 2018 11:40 PM (kufk0)
Now, this is where non-cat/first-cat people usually go wrong.
The first step is to find a cat that is willing to research you!
If you find one, they will train you as needed.
Posted by: future cat staff trainees at July 15, 2018 11:42 PM (6SJve)
The things you hear as a bartender.....in the South.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 11:08 PM (TcYq0)
I can attest to that statement as being true. Older women . . . they understand. It takes some living . . . to get good at giving.
https://youtu.be/uoSr3SsoQs8
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2018 11:42 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 11:33 PM (oXwsm)
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When I was a kid we'd do runs on foot across melting ponds in the spring. Usually 50-100$ a pop, if you had the balls to do it. I did a really bad one, and made it, by the grace of G-d.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2018 11:42 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 15, 2018 11:40 PM (kufk0)
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Cats can climb, dogs can't. I never owned a cat myself, but there was one in the past marital house, along with three dogs. Then wife just fed the cat on one of the kitchen counters.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 11:43 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 11:44 PM (6FqZa)
(just because I've always gotta make it about booze)
http://www.thetridentrestaurant.com/?cat=48
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 11:44 PM (C+q9J)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 15, 2018 11:26 PM (/qEW2)
At least the Daleks didn't accuse people of "assuming their gender(s)"... well not so far at least...
Posted by: The BBC (straight White cis-males need not apply) at July 15, 2018 11:45 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Straight Leg Bendover Inspector at July 15, 2018 11:46 PM (AyGZp)
Huh. It is rare that anything about the Stones is genuinely new to me. That is. Cool.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 11:46 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 11:43 PM (oXwsm)
This and also a cat's skull is the largest non-squishable part. If a cat can get its head in something, the rest of the cat will follow since they are basically a puddle with a head.
So, a box with a small opening that is sturdy enough that a dog won't bother trying to knock it over (or behind a couch or something) should be sufficient to limit access to kitty.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:46 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: The BBC (straight White cis-males need not apply) at July 15, 2018 11:45 PM (itfg0)
If a Dalek identifies as a Kelvinator, what gender is it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:47 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Ex wife had a cat. It getting up on the counter was something of which I would not put.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 11:47 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:48 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 15, 2018 11:50 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:47 PM (bNb8V)
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Female. Because she keeps my beer cold.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2018 11:50 PM (UiRxW)
Explains why the guy from the band Diesel went to Sausalito in the first place: https://youtu.be/qMAGI7zRqj8
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 15, 2018 11:50 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:47 PM (bNb8V)
REFRIGERATE! REFRIGERATE! REFRIGERATE!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2018 11:51 PM (2K6fY)
And she looks so serious it kills me
Posted by: Booknlass at July 15, 2018 11:52 PM (84I0r)
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 11:47 PM (YdakM)
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Both myself an my Ex dogs concur. Guess which (ones) of us lost that, and many other battles?
Best I was able to do was no kitchen or dining room tables, upon penalty of a Super Soaker spray down.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 11:53 PM (oXwsm)
It could be worse. In 1992 I was an assistant manager at a Crown Books. The guy I replaced was leaving to take over running another Crown in the district. He got sick and went to the ER twice, only to be sent home each time. He was told it was no big deal and he should just wait it out. He got worse and while his wife was driving him back to the ER for third time he had a seizure and died. Of chicken pox at 29. I had never actually met him but all of my co-workers were stunned, especially the younger ones who'd never had an experience of death beyond elderly relatives.
Posted by: epobirs at July 15, 2018 11:53 PM (AJKgl)
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 11:47 PM (YdakM)
They get up on the counter when you are gone just to spite you, you know.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2018 11:53 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 11:46 PM (fuK7c)
FWIW, most subversive sites will actually tell you that 1972 wasn't the "Tequila Sunrise Tour" for the Stones, but actually the "Cocaine and Tequila Sunrise Tour".
I can imagine they felt the need to leave that tidbit out of the Cuervo fluff piece.
In any event, the tour is said to have been the inspiration for The Eagles Tequila Sunrise which released in 1973.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2018 11:54 PM (C+q9J)
And she looks so serious it kills me
Posted by: Booknlass at July 15, 2018 11:52 PM (84I0r)
Lydia used to sleep on the arm of the couch and occasionally just flop off in her sleep only to wake up inches from the floor and completely eat shit face-first. That was funny enough, but the elaborate "I meant to do that" act afterwards somehow made it even more hilarious. "Yes, I just bonked myself straight onto the floor out of a dead sleep, now I'm going to groom myself and what exactly are you looking at? You've never seen a cat groom herself?"
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:55 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Booknlass at July 15, 2018 11:52 PM (84I0r)
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Think about it... it's serious business. To me, the boss is wheeling me around in a chair.
Something's going down.
It's time to focus, and figure out whatever small rodent is pissing off the boss, and kill it.
Posted by: The Cat at July 15, 2018 11:56 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Booknlass at July 15, 2018 11:59 PM (84I0r)
Cat-like typing detected.
http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:59 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 16, 2018 12:01 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Kindltot
Part of the reason I don't have an indoor cat. I do put some food out for the neighbors farm cats to get them to patrol my house perimeter for mice though. And if I sit on my porch they rub against my leg and purr to thank me.
Posted by: X-ray at July 16, 2018 12:01 AM (YdakM)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2018 12:01 AM (j6XEO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 12:01 AM (C+q9J)
Posted by: future cat staff trainees at July 16, 2018 12:01 AM (6SJve)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 15, 2018 11:50 PM (kufk0)
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We use the Sam's brand cat litter for our cat. Comes in a plastic pail. As for boxes, you don't need anything fancy. We did get one with a lid. Does a little better job of containing the litter.
Whatever you get, though, make sure you've got a place for it where the dog can't reach it. That's another advantage of having a lid. You can turn the entrance to the litter box towards a corner of the room. The cat will be able to get in, but the dog generally can't.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 16, 2018 12:03 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Booknlass at July 16, 2018 12:03 AM (84I0r)
I hope those LED numbers were going up, not down, President Clockgobbler.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2018 12:03 AM (rnAwa)
Living the dream.
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 16, 2018 12:04 AM (sVGvG)
It seems that she was so busy trying to win the Dem party that she neglected to get the endorsement of the Communist party ("Working Families Party" = communist). The commies endorsed the other guy, and now, supposedly, he can't be taken off the ballot unless he moves out of the district, gets put on the ballot for another office, or gets convicted of a crime. He says he's "not running", but I'm betting that he'll win if he's on the ballot. Remember Joe Lieberman and Kos darling Ned Lamont? Yeah, like that.
Maybe if Cortez the Killer hadn't been busy slagging her opponent and every other Dem official (right up to Nancy Pelosi) some pressure would be brought to bear. Not happening, Alexandria. Nancy's capos are going to serve you up a nice cold dish of Italian revenge.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 16, 2018 12:04 AM (GXOTw)
Posted by: creeper - not sinister, just slow at July 16, 2018 12:04 AM (wmK60)
Posted by: Booknlass at July 16, 2018 12:05 AM (84I0r)
I guess I'm part of the very narrow portion of America that believes convicted felons that have served their time and paid their debt to society still have families, homes and lives to defend, regardless of their past.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I don't think you're standing alone, by any measure.
There's this study, backed up by real facts, that legal CCW permit holders are the least likely to break the law re use of guns. That those folks value their right to bear arms in such numbers that they rarely commit gun crimes.
Now, I don't have a problem with enhanced penalties for those paroled/pardoned on committing new gun violations; make it impossible to regain that right again.
If you believe in the power of rehabilitation, of redemption, then this is The Right Thing To Do.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2018 12:05 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: X-ray at July 16, 2018 12:01 AM (YdakM)
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We tried for about a year to make our cat an indoor cat. Never worked. She'd bolt out the door as soon as it opened a crack. So we gave up. She never seems to roam far though, and so far, has always made it back home.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 16, 2018 12:06 AM (+F0Wk)
It seems that she was so busy trying to win the Dem party that she neglected to get the endorsement of the Communist party ("Working Families Party" = communist). The commies endorsed the other guy, and now, supposedly, he can't be taken off the ballot unless he moves out of the district, gets put on the ballot for another office, or gets convicted of a crime. He says he's "not running", but I'm betting that he'll win if he's on the ballot. Remember Joe Lieberman and Kos darling Ned Lamont? Yeah, like that.
Maybe if Cortez the Killer hadn't been busy slagging her opponent and every other Dem official (right up to Nancy Pelosi) some pressure would be brought to bear. Not happening, Alexandria. Nancy's capos are going to serve you up a nice cold dish of Italian revenge.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 16, 2018 12:04 AM (GXOTw)
Are we sure she majored in economics?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 16, 2018 12:06 AM (XN4C4)
Posted by: The BBC (straight White cis-males need not apply) at July 15, 2018 11:45 PM (itfg0)
If a Dalek identifies as a Kelvinator, what gender is it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2018 11:47 PM (bNb8V)
Daleks are tentacle monsters that travel around in giant knobby dildos.
Posted by: The New Female Doctor whose new companions will be a dozen cats at July 16, 2018 12:07 AM (itfg0)
https://media.giphy.com/media/pt6NwqR5kN8LC/giphy.gif
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 16, 2018 12:08 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Booknlass at July 16, 2018 12:08 AM (84I0r)
https://giphy.com/gifs/fdYh6Jr6UuDdFrgQLZ
and
https://media3.giphy.com/media/LXFwMJBzLUDII/giphy.webp
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 16, 2018 12:09 AM (VDbGO)
Had a nice couple of days at the cabin with Average Wife. Picked up a nice copy of one of my favorite recordings, Pat Metheny Group's self-titled album, on vinyl, at an antique store in Monterey. I've had it on CD for about 30 years, but frankly the CD recording sucks. I thought it was just poorly mastered but I was pleasantly surprised to find the vinyl version much better.
Also picked up a copy of UFO's Obsession, for a friend. Never been into UFO (never really heard them, actually), but my friend's a big fan, so I had to buy it. First listen: not bad... actually quite good. Will have to keep my eyes open for more of their stuff.
Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 12:11 AM (LMcFk)
http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 11:59 PM (y87Qq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22O6Nmjt-mw
Posted by: The Cat at July 16, 2018 12:12 AM (UiRxW)
UFO was great back in the day. I remember blasting "Rock Bottom" and swilling beers at the lake....
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 16, 2018 12:13 AM (VDbGO)
Why, I'm so old (yet under 29) that I can remember Blue Oyster Cult using lasers in their circa 1974. Buck Dharma (podcast guest, AoSHQ) had lasers shooting from the end of his guitar during solos.
Totes awesome shit for this stoned mind.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2018 12:13 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 16, 2018 12:15 AM (VDbGO)
Living the dream.
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 16, 2018 12:04 AM (sVGvG)
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I do that, and I have. Prayers up. So sorry to hear about this.
I hope the Devil has a special super heated corner in hell for those that steal from the elderly who gave their families so much.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 12:17 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 16, 2018 12:18 AM (VDbGO)
...and they're spectacular.
Made two huge stacks that total twenty-five. Let's see Dad eat that!
Bedtime for me...
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy.
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 16, 2018 12:19 AM (Ckg4U)
Looking at Teh HQ on my iPod: At the Food Thread, the picture of the squirrel meat is upside down, but it's upright on Windows! How does that work?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2018 12:19 AM (e9G8E)
https://giphy.com/gifs/fdYh6Jr6UuDdFrgQLZ
and
https://media3.giphy.com/media/LXFwMJBzLUDII/giphy.webp
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 16, 2018 12:09 AM (VDbGO)
I find that comparison offensive!
*Goes back to fapping furiously*
Posted by: Pee Wee Hermen at July 16, 2018 12:19 AM (itfg0)
....
It really is a discussion of rights in general and their origin.
The are imparted to us by God.
With that said, I won't beleaguer the point, because I understand the perspective of others on it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 12:20 AM (C+q9J)
Posted by: Kurt! at July 16, 2018 12:21 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 16, 2018 12:22 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2018 12:23 AM (NWiLs)
Blow and I think Studio 54 come to mind.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 16, 2018 12:24 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 16, 2018 12:25 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 16, 2018 12:15 AM (VDbGO)
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G-ddamn... that poor guy rolled three, the hard way.
Posted by: The Cat at July 16, 2018 12:26 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 16, 2018 12:26 AM (fuK7c)
https://tinyurl.com/ycwufkdp
Posted by: SMH at July 16, 2018 12:26 AM (izrAO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 12:26 AM (UiRxW)
The are imparted to us by God.
With that said, I won't beleaguer the point, because I understand the perspective of others on it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
But but but, I'm backing your main point.
I'll put it more bluntly -- If you really expect ex-cons to reintegrate into society, there needs to a be a big carrot. Voting? Meh. But the right to defend your family and self? That's a big fucking deal, as a former VP liked to say.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2018 12:27 AM (0ogQG)
Two other great albums are Offramp and Bright Size Life (the latter is not Pat Metheny Group, just Pat Metheny... but features Jaco Pastorius on Bass).
Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 12:28 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 16, 2018 12:28 AM (VDbGO)
Living the dream.
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 16, 2018 12:04 AM (sVGvG)
Is the car stranded, or the GF?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 12:28 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at July 16, 2018 12:29 AM (C+q9J)
https://tinyurl.com/ycwufkdp
Posted by: SMH at July 16, 2018 12:26 AM
I've always wanted an assault revolver with a high-cpacity magazine!
I like revolvers...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2018 12:29 AM (e9G8E)
And she looks so serious it kills me
Posted by: Booknlass at July 15, 2018 11:52 PM (84I0r)
Does she say "choo choo" while you're doing that?
Posted by: creeper - not sinister, just slow at July 16, 2018 12:30 AM (wmK60)
The fact that was actually written in the article is insane.
Posted by: X-ray at July 16, 2018 12:31 AM (YdakM)
... and then she blew up like a blimp.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2018 12:31 AM (7jE3W)
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at July 16, 2018 12:31 AM (C+q9J)
https://tinyurl.com/ycwufkdp
Posted by: SMH at July 16, 2018 12:26 AM (izrAO)
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Wow. This is why parody sites like The Onion will die. These fcuktards are parodying themselves more than The Onion could ever dream of.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 12:31 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: X-ray at July 16, 2018 12:33 AM (YdakM)
Speed loaders are worse than bump stocks.
Posted by: X-ray at July 16, 2018 12:33 AM
Moon clips are worse than speed loaders!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2018 12:34 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2018 12:34 AM (e9G8E)+
Speaking of the Moon, the crescent Moon is low in the Western sky here, and the lower horn of the crescent is pointing right at a planet, maybe Saturn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 12:36 AM (bNb8V)
I'll put it more bluntly -- If you really expect ex-cons to reintegrate into society, there needs to a be a big carrot. Voting? Meh. But the right to defend your family and self? That's a big fucking deal, as a former VP liked to say.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2018 12:27 AM
...
I gotcha and agree.
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at July 16, 2018 12:36 AM (C+q9J)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2018 12:37 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 12:37 AM (C+q9J)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Sorta like Ann Wilson, then. Her Heart doubled in size.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2018 12:38 AM (0ogQG)
"An assault revolver with high-capacity magazines and a revolver were recovered at the scene."
The fact that was actually written in the article is insane.
Posted by: X-ray
None dare call it fake news.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 12:38 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Roshi
I've never heard of Moon Clips. I need one or several now for my revolver. Thank You.
Posted by: X-ray at July 16, 2018 12:38 AM (YdakM)
How about remote control tanks made out of Legos?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7y9325o
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2018 12:39 AM (2K6fY)
I laughed out loud at the cat stumbling across the table.
Posted by: creeper - not sinister, just slow at July 16, 2018 12:39 AM (wmK60)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 16, 2018 12:40 AM (GXOTw)
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They are nice, but don't hold as many rounds as the Cuban-made Plantain Clips.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 12:40 AM (C+q9J)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 16, 2018 12:41 AM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 16, 2018 12:41 AM (GXOTw)
Who is the other woman?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 12:42 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
The Bananarama response:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-1ASpdT1Y
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2018 12:42 AM (0ogQG)
"UPDATE: So on the one hand, I feel bad for not noticing this was from 2014. On the other, that means that this absurd error has been uncorrected for four years. So on balance, I think it's still a loss for CBS."
Posted by: SMH at July 16, 2018 12:44 AM (izrAO)
Posted by: X-ray at July 16, 2018 12:38 AM
Seriously?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2018 12:44 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2018 12:45 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: X-ray at July 16, 2018 12:38 AM (YdakM)
The use of Moon-Clips in many revolvers requires the machining away of metal from the rear of the cylinder, to the same thickness as the stamped steel of the Moon-Clip material.
Results in proper headspace, this.
Done correctly, only the outer areas of the cylinder are thus machined, and the inner diameter is kept "as factory".
This way, rounds chambered without being fitted into a Moon-Clip will still headspace properly.
You'd have to see it in photos, but the Moon-Clip only overlays about the outer third of a revolver cylinder.
Machine it all down to the cylinder "star", and you'll have to use Moon-Clips 100% of the time, from there on.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2018 12:45 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 16, 2018 12:46 AM (GXOTw)
How about remote control tanks made out of Legos?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7y9325o
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2018 12:39 AM (2K6fY)
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brb
maybe
Posted by: SMH at July 16, 2018 12:47 AM (izrAO)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia
I somehow missed them. Speed loaders must have been being pushed more. I have Stormy Daniels clips for my SKS but never saw moon clips or I would already have some.
Posted by: X-ray at July 16, 2018 12:49 AM (YdakM)
https://memegenerator.net/Overly-Attached-Girlfriend
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 16, 2018 12:46 AM (GXOTw)
Ah, so. Thought it might have been Doctor Amy Bishop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 12:50 AM (bNb8V)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-8_Avenger
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 12:52 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: creeper - not sinister, just slow at July 16, 2018 12:55 AM (wmK60)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-8_Avenger
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
If I could afford to feed one I'd be Ok with a M134 minigun.
Posted by: X-ray at July 16, 2018 12:55 AM (YdakM)
ONLY way I'd ever do such, is to buy a used cylinder from a "parts gun", and have it carefully matched and timed to the existing lockwork in my revolver.
But the original cylinder on a classic S&W is sacrosanct, and ought not be altered in any way.
Speed Loaders are good enough, even though not the fastest, for my 28-2 Smith & Wesson Highway Patrolman .357 Magnum.
Butcher the new production Smiths all you like, though. They're still good guns, but they're not the fully forged and machined classics of yore.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2018 12:55 AM (QzJWU)
The fastest reload is a second revolver. Then, depending on your platform, full moon clips, speed loaders, half-moon clips, speed strips. YMMV.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Straight Leg Bendover Inspector at July 16, 2018 12:56 AM (AyGZp)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2018 12:58 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2018 12:58 AM (e9G8E)
OK, I will accept that it's Venus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 01:00 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2018 12:58 AM (e9G8E)
You're in a different Universe, it seems.
Here's a Full Moon for ya on full display:
(__!__)
It's ASS tronomical !!!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2018 01:01 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Stanford prison experiment at July 16, 2018 01:02 AM (6FqZa)
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I will forever cherish the knowledge that I'll one day own one of these.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 01:02 AM (UiRxW)
What's next? Assualt Pop Tarts being chewed into the shape of a gun?
Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2018 01:03 AM (V+03K)
This is from a local, one off, and amazingly good place. Somehow, even after nuc'ing them, they still taste amazing.
Now, back to the regularly scheduled ONT.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 01:04 AM (oXwsm)
It's illegal immigrant poop. You know it, I know it.
Do a thought experiment about what sequence of events was required to produce widespread repeated contamination.
Yeah.
It's part of their vibrant culture.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 16, 2018 01:07 AM (t5m5e)
I hope that's not the case!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2018 01:09 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 16, 2018 01:10 AM (t5m5e)
How about remote control tanks made out of Legos?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7y9325o
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2018 12:39 AM (2K6fY)
I prefer lego caltrops. The genius is they break down to individual lego bricks, which suck even worse to step on.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 16, 2018 01:11 AM (jp0Bv)
My revolver is a S and W .357 magnum probably 70s vintage. So I wont be machining it. Mostly because I have other toys that have bigger magazine capacity so why bother.
Posted by: X-ray at July 16, 2018 01:12 AM (YdakM)
After she helped her dad tie off a tree to be cut, she started talking about her dad's bumper stickers.
She likes Trump, but, she likes Rand Paul more because "he's really smart, and he worked with his hands as a doctor."
Then, we talked about the NRA, and she started bragging about how she did so good with the Mark IV .22, that her parents bought her a .308 and she's getting good with that, too.
This gives me hope for Colorado.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 01:13 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2018 01:16 AM (Coh3a)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2018 01:16 AM (Coh3a)
And destroying the unmolested .455's value by roughly two-thirds in the doing.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2018 01:21 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2018 01:22 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2018 01:32 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Hey BC, we don't know each other of course, but I saw your posts from last night and I was thinking about you today. Life can be real shitty sometimes. It takes character to overcome the unpleasant. I really hope you have what it takes. You'll be stronger when you come out on the other side. Anyway, just wanted you to know a stranger cares (me).
Posted by: Jabroni at July 16, 2018 01:41 AM (ZkXzk)
And destroying the unmolested .455's value by roughly two-thirds in the doing.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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Undoubtedly, but back in the early 60's a surplus Webley could be had for probably $20.00, and the cost and availability of ammo was the larger question.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2018 01:43 AM (JEV/2)
Kinda funny, kinda sad.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2018 01:47 AM (Nc9iH)
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Make that $14.95:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6u8w6t4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2018 01:47 AM (JEV/2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2018 01:43 AM (JEV/2)
And the morked-up Mk. I Webleys don't qualify as antiques in Canada if the have been altered to load .45 ACP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 01:49 AM (bNb8V)
"So, just so you all know: Trans. Girls. Get. Periods."
https://twitter.com/LifeofBria/status/1016753976211996672
If you read through that little thread of insanity, you'll notice that he says that biological sex is "assigned at birth" and not just a "gender identity".
I've noted we've been going down that road for a while now, but it seems it has accelerated even more.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8qdybnd
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 16, 2018 01:51 AM (itfg0)
https://twitter.com/LifeofBria/status/1016753976211996672
If you read through that little thread of insanity, you'll notice that he says that biological sex is "assigned at birth" and not just a "gender identity".
I've noted we've been going down that road for a while now, but it seems it has accelerated even more.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8qdybnd
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 16, 2018 01:51 AM (itfg0)
I wonder if we should tell him about the Dupont Tampons?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 01:57 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 01:57 AM (bNb8V)
Cherokee Hair Tampons...
Posted by: Not Fauxcahantas at July 16, 2018 01:59 AM (itfg0)
As a woman, I find this extremely offensive.
Just because a man is unfriendly with his male parts does not mean he has the slightest clue what being a woman entails.
Trans-folks can either get help with their mental issues, or they can fuck right off to fuck off mountain.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2018 02:04 AM (NXsWM)
couldn't afford them and had no one sane to have them with when young, and then, when i was older, i realized i was too old to be a good "dad" to a youngster/s full of life.
i can't imagine the stress of having a young one today, looking at this moral wasteland, knowing i was leaving them to it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2018 02:06 AM (/7QQs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 02:19 AM (bNb8V)
couldn't afford them and had no one sane to have them with when young, and then, when i was older, i realized i was too old to be a good "dad" to a youngster/s full of life.
i can't imagine the stress of having a young one today, looking at this moral wasteland, knowing i was leaving them to it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2018 02:06 AM (/7QQs)
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It is not quite as bas as you may think, and actually the Leftards are alienating younger adults at an alarming (in a good way, for us) rate.
My very soon to be 22y/o daughter tells me that the Left is running kids around her age off with their batshit crazy stances and party purges of any moderates. She goes to Alabama, so I asked her what her friends at other, less conservative schools were saying.
Her opinion of the responses was that they are now aware that 1. the D party no longer cares about the middle class, or any class except illegals, really. 2. They never really did. They have shown their hand in replacing the voting population in this country with one who will vote for them. 3. They are aware that about half of the Rs feel the same way, and they know why.
It was amazing to hear this, unprompted by me, from her. They are getting "woke". Not in a way the Dems are gonna care for though, except for those moonbat kids hanging on the fringe.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 02:22 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2018 02:41 AM (j6XEO)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2018 02:43 AM (j6XEO)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2018 02:43 AM (j6XEO)
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I am, barely, but I was thinking my long ass post killed the thread, given the time of night and all.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 02:45 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 02:45 AM (oXwsm)
Well, I guess I ought to get into the habit of stopping by the ONT earlier, rather than later.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2018 02:58 AM (j6XEO)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 16, 2018 03:01 AM (oXwsm)
I 👏 want 👏 to 👏 be 👏 known 👏 as 👏 Loretta. 👏
I 👏 want 👏 the 👏 right 👏 to 👏 have 👏 babies. 👏
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2018 03:06 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2018 03:08 AM (/7QQs)
If you had a gallon of red hot lava (and a container that could hold it somehow) and you put it in the fridge ... the fridge would run for about 12 hours to exhaust all the heat.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2018 03:15 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 16, 2018 03:20 AM (mpXpK)
How did you get those emojis to work?
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2018 03:30 AM (j6XEO)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at July 16, 2018 03:31 AM (gvekq)
It's illegal immigrant poop. You know it, I know it.
Do a thought experiment about what sequence of events was required to produce widespread repeated contamination.
Yeah.
It's part of their vibrant culture.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 16, 2018 01:07 AM (t5m5e)
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That's why instead of salads you stick with the cooked items like burgers. The poop is sterilized and you can't even tell it's there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 03:34 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 03:44 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: LAsue at July 16, 2018 03:45 AM (Z48ZB)
If you had a gallon of red hot lava (and a container that could hold it somehow) and you put it in the fridge ... the fridge would run for about 12 hours to exhaust all the heat.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
At 1200 to 2000 F, in a ceramic crucible, the ceramic pot and lava would burn through the steel grates, plastic sheets, and aluminum of a modern fridge.
So: No, but it would be one helluva way to defrost the freezer!
Posted by: Wrong, by Powers of 10 at July 16, 2018 03:48 AM (pHYzj)
Is it cranking normal speed?
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 16, 2018 03:50 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 03:34 AM
It's been said that life is a 'crap shoot'. You too can experience that post-meal experience at MacDonalds at no additional charge.
Posted by: MacDonalds Enterprises at July 16, 2018 03:52 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at July 16, 2018 03:58 AM (168MX)
Posted by: epobirs at July 16, 2018 03:59 AM (AJKgl)
Do we think they would resist Russian tanks when they won't stop Muslims on foot armed with knives?
NATO is useless when your allies reflexively prefer surrender.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 16, 2018 03:59 AM (FG0Dl)
Posted by: epobirs at July 16, 2018 03:59 AM (AJKgl)
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Yes, but with that silly plot tacked on you get TWO bad movies for the price of one!
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 16, 2018 04:03 AM (FG0Dl)
Posted by: FtWorthMike
Dead alternator, not charging the battery? Bad ground, causing battery discharge (worn bushings)?
We need AOP! Somebody go wake up AOP!
Posted by: not mr fixit at July 16, 2018 04:04 AM (pHYzj)
Posted by: MacDonalds Enterprises at July 16, 2018 03:52 AM (LOgQ4)
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Oooooo! Clever!
Can you adapt that for burritos? Something like Burritos shoot in - burritos shoot out.
Posted by: Chipotle PR Team at July 16, 2018 04:05 AM (FG0Dl)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 04:06 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at July 16, 2018 04:06 AM (168MX)
F the gauge: they lie: splash a gallon or two of gas in the tank, THEN jump start the bitch.
if you ran it dry, it'll take a few to start it, but that is what a can of "Quick Start" is for...
if it *still* won't start, *then* you have issues.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2018 04:10 AM (/7QQs)
In the morning check for spark. It's the easiest thing to check for
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 16, 2018 04:10 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 16, 2018 04:11 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: MacDonalds Enterprises at July 16, 2018 03:52 AM (LOgQ4)
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Oooooo! Clever!
Can you adapt that for burritos? Something like Burritos shoot in - burritos shoot out.
Posted by: Chipotle PR Team at July 16, 2018 04:05 AM (FG0Dl)
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Shoot your own personal Burrito Bowl - Twice
Posted by: Chipotle at July 16, 2018 04:12 AM (O7EKu)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 04:18 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at July 16, 2018 04:19 AM (168MX)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 16, 2018 04:24 AM (itfg0)
If you're on Windows 10 the is an Emoji Viewer free app in the Store. It's patterned on the Character Map desk accessory that been around since Win95.
There's bound to multiple similar items for any other OS you're running.
Posted by: epobirs at July 16, 2018 04:26 AM (AJKgl)
In the morning check for spark. It's the easiest thing to check for
Posted by: MAxIE
So why wait for morning to check for a spark?
I had the misfortune of driving a 2005 Chevy Bla*er. In 10 miles, it went from hiccupping to complete nogo. Dead battery, caused by dead alternator, caused by rodent-chewed wires.
No experience with dead Taurii...
Posted by: not mr fixit at July 16, 2018 04:26 AM (pHYzj)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2018 04:29 AM (j6XEO)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 04:31 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 04:06 AM (pHfeF)
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Neeeevaaarrrr!!!!
Posted by: Hungary at July 16, 2018 04:32 AM (O7EKu)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 04:38 AM (pHfeF)
Have a great day everyone
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2018 04:39 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at July 16, 2018 04:40 AM (168MX)
If it's in a good place working in the dark is almost always to be avoided
It's not efficient
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 16, 2018 04:41 AM (9TR2V)
Just cuz you have gas doesn't mean fuel pump or injectors are working
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 16, 2018 04:42 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at July 16, 2018 04:44 AM (168MX)
Posted by: FtWorthMike
Good luck! Hope it's something easy to find and cheap to fix.
Posted by: not mr fixit at July 16, 2018 04:48 AM (pHYzj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 05:23 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 05:26 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 05:28 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: McDonalds at July 16, 2018 05:37 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Is there a non-hideous picture of Feinstein?
Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2018 05:40 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 05:50 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2018 05:52 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2018 05:54 AM (zLDYs)
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Today's whiteboard sign:
CNN Report: Millions of American voters may have colluded to make Trump President.
("Babylon Bee")
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 06:11 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: MacDonalds Enterprises at July 16, 2018 06:17 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: TheGuyGetsShirts at July 16, 2018 06:18 AM (wWdXp)
Coffeve's cold. So is your omlette. We can make you some waffles or french toast, maybe? Chef's gone home.
Putin: ...
Posted by: World events we'd like to see at July 16, 2018 06:20 AM (pHYzj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2018 06:24 AM (wldC6)
Little bastaiges carry them up into the trees and munch on them while they laugh at me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2018 06:26 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 16, 2018 06:35 AM (yN/cP)
https://tinyurl.com/y8latthy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 06:38 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 16, 2018 06:38 AM (DAdSz)
HA! Good one
Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2018 06:40 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: 'Mad Max' Maxine Waters at July 16, 2018 06:44 AM (LOgQ4)
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Kill. Them.
You probably missed yesterday's food thread:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=376124
They are edible.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 06:45 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 05:28 AM
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Okay. I downloaded the emoji app from MS Store, but can't figure out how to make them work here. They don't copy/paste, and the "code" is just a series of 5 numbers.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 16, 2018 06:49 AM (Ri0Ku)
Ah, red...you were wrong. My son was born when my husband was sixty. Best. Dad. Ever.
'Morning, my pretties.
Posted by: creeper - not sinister, just slow at July 16, 2018 06:51 AM (wmK60)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 16, 2018 06:51 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 16, 2018 06:49 AM
If the code includes the '&' (ampersand) and you're running JavaScript, forget it. Pixy destroys ampersands.
Posted by: 'Mad Max' Maxine Waters at July 16, 2018 06:52 AM (LOgQ4)
killing 6 and #7 with wrist rocket. tree rats ain't cute
Posted by: d9 at July 16, 2018 06:52 AM (WX+x0)
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Posted by: 'Mad Max' Maxine Waters at July 16, 2018 06:58 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2018 07:02 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: 'Mad Max' Maxine Waters at July 16, 2018 07:02 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: 'Mad Max' Maxine Waters at July 16, 2018 06:52 AM
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No ampersands. Just numbers. I added the brackets and that didn't work either.
I haz a sadz.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 16, 2018 07:02 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2018 07:04 AM (RNno0)
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Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2018 07:05 AM (tKil8)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2018 07:05 AM (tKil8)
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2018 07:08 AM (RNno0)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 16, 2018 07:08 AM (H8QX8)
I think you're confined to Unicode symbols here.
Posted by: 'Mad Max' Maxine Waters at July 16, 2018 07:08 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: 'Mad Max' Maxine Waters at July 16, 2018 07:10 AM (LOgQ4)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2018 07:11 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2018 07:11 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: creeper - not sinister, just slow at July 16, 2018 07:12 AM (wmK60)
Posted by: creeper - not sinister, just slow at July 16, 2018 07:13 AM (wmK60)
Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2018 07:14 AM (8ikIW)
Good to see you! Did you see my note where I was planning to visit Ben Had in October?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2018 07:15 AM (hyuyC)
not a good night tonight. at work here and get call that my daughter is
driving our old car a 2008 Ford Taurus x and the pos sputtered and
died, so I drive up north to see what I can do. looks like the battery
is deader than a hammer, but when we try and jump it all it does is
crank now. I am not a car guy, never have been. My bud here at work
came up with his tester and the thing doesn't register any fault codes.
I was hoping someone would have an idea. I will have to get a new
battery in am but I don't know if the damn thing will fire up even then.
Posted by: FtWorthMike at July 16, 2018 03:31 AM (gvekq)
Fuel pump.
Posted by: muckrack at July 16, 2018 07:15 AM (BvB8d)
And I have to continue to attempt to fix my Deere. Conceptually it should be very simple. In theory.
Well, I have to see if I have run out of curse words.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2018 07:16 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: creeper - not sinister, just slow at July 16, 2018 07:17 AM (wmK60)
Posted by: 'Mad Max' Maxine Waters at July 16, 2018 07:10 AM
~~~~~
Nope. My character map is just that big list of symbols. I'm looking for the emojis. I can do the usual simple ones from smilies.mee.nu but it's the Emoji Viewer (for Windows) app that I just downloaded that I'm struggling with.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 16, 2018 07:17 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Tim from Nashua at July 16, 2018 07:24 AM (EATOD)
Posted by: trippy64 at July 16, 2018 08:18 AM (88yVn)
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