The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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Lysenkoism, Lebensraum, Global Warming....all pseudo-scientific bullshit to prop up a twisted political ideology. But the mad Mullahs and their acolytes have managed to sound even nuttier than the Communists and the Nazis and the...um...Communists. Lest anyone think that Iran is a rational actor on the world stage, this statement should disabuse one of that notion. Shia Islam is fairly nutty, and the Iranian brand of apocalyptic nuttiness ("Twelvers) is the most common, and profoundly crazy. Compared to that, suggesting that Israel is manipulating the weather by stealing Iranian clouds and replacing them with special rainless "Jooo Clouds" seems almost sane.

Jalali in Wonderland

Earlier this week, Gen. Gholam Reza Jalali’s accused Israel of contributing to or causing Iran’s drought by stealing its clouds and snow.

“Over the past four years, the highlands from Afghanistan to the Mediterranean have been studied. The findings are that areas above 2,200 meters were full of snow but our highlands have remained dry,” Jalali, the head of Iran’s Civil Defense Organization, said.

“Joint teams from Israel and one of our neighboring countries make clouds that are entering Iran” which can’t produce rain he continued. Jalali did not specify which neighbor was aiding Israel.

“In addition to that, we have the issue of ‘cloud-stealing’ and ‘snow-stealing,’” Jalali added, but did not elaborate further.

And the American and European Left wants us to negotiate with Iran over its nuclear weapons program as if they weren't wackadoodle nut-cases who should be committed. Floods? It was THE JOOOOS! Earthquakes? GREAT SATAN! Birds flying over secret sites? ISRAELI SPY BIRDS!

Would anyone be truly surprised if 30 seconds after Iran built a functioning IRBM with a nuclear warhead they launch on Tel Aviv?

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Kelsey Grammer: Reproductive Rights Is a 'Dishonest' Name for Abortion
It “gets a bit dishonest to call something reproductive rights when you clearly have a choice well before a baby is conceived,” Grammer noted, which is when reproduction actually happens.

[...]

“If someone has to die as a result of rape, then we should kill the rapist – not the unborn child,” he said. “It’s a dicey area, but if you have respect for life, and respect for choice, then you can’t take life away from an infant.”


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Mike Adams and Kurt Schlichter seem to be from the same mold; never retreat, never surrender, always attack. And I love it! Oddly, that plan seems to be working for President Trump, in direct opposition to the traditional GOPe strategy of retreat at every hint of success.

Who knew?

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California town official faces calls for resignation after proclaiming July 'straight pride' month
With his tongue perhaps somewhat in his cheek, Mr. Hickman reminded readers that “last week I proclaimed the Month of July as SPAM …(Straight Pride American Month)…(as Vice Mayor don’t know if I can, but what the heck).”

“Now hundreds of millions of the rest of us can celebrate our month, peaking on July 4th, as healthy, heterosexual, fairly monogamous, keep our kinky stuff to ourselves, Americans,” he wrote in the community paper for the town just west of Sacramento.

“Don’t get me wrong,” he cautioned in his column. “I support the First Amendment, as much as the next person, and support the rights of grown men to wear skin tight short-shorts and go-go boots and don tinker bell wings with wand and prance down the streets of San Francisco.”


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1 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M FIRST!

Posted by: BEN ROTHELESBERGER at July 10, 2018 11:07 AM (/0IRq)

2 Jack Burkman has a 1:00 presser in DC on the Seth Rich murder. Says he has a solid witness, coming forward today, to spill the beans. Should be interesting. Could be a shitshow. We'll see.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 11:08 AM (fA1SL)

3 st

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 11:10 AM (pw+jk)

4 Damn IT!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 11:10 AM (pw+jk)

5 So... I'm not too sure Lebensraum counts as any kind of science, pseudo- or otherwise.

I see it as a political preference for a largely pastoral society. Thomas Jefferson repeatedly expressed a similar one, though he did not advocate total war and genocide as a means of achieving it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 11:10 AM (AzW6q)

6 The vice mayor from Dixon is golden

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 10, 2018 11:10 AM (3s1Os)

7 th

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 11:11 AM (pw+jk)

8 NOOD!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 11:11 AM (pw+jk)

9 Would anyone be truly surprised if 30 seconds after Iran built a functioning IRBM with a nuclear warhead they launch on Tel Aviv?

The Israelis would never let it get that far. They'd have flattened the site long before the IRBM became operational.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 10, 2018 11:12 AM (RCYfN)

10 Who Quakes? Joo Quakes!

The new cereal from General Mills!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 11:12 AM (hLRSq)

11 This got willowed.


Comey posing with a statue of himself:

https://tinyurl.com/y8pqf9r5

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 11:12 AM (ptqGC)

12 The Joos should drop about 20 feet of snow in Tehran. In July. Just because they can.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 10, 2018 11:13 AM (O5Q3r)

13 Top 20?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 10, 2018 11:14 AM (a3tan)

14 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 11:10 AM (AzW6q)

It was a response to Darwin's "On The Origin Of Species."

It only later became overtly political.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2018 11:14 AM (wYseH)

15 There was a guy on Rush last week defending the nutcase in Iran about "stealing" clouds. The nut claimed the US has found a way to seed the clouds with metallic particles and with rays, move the clouds. I guess like contrails affecting the weather. Land of the free and home of the nuts.

Posted by: oldgeezer at July 10, 2018 11:14 AM (lHLIE)

16

Can anyone tell me what the Cuck Consensus was after the announcement last night?

Kristool? Boot? navaro?

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:15 AM (5FR1m)

17 Mike Adams is great!
- - - -

>>Joint teams from Israel and one of our neighboring countries make clouds that are entering Iran which can't produce rain...




Is there nothing these shape-shifting Joo-devils can do?!?


Better off surrendering.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:15 AM (W+vEI)

18 Willowed

Speaking of Thomas, one of the best bluegrass songs no one knows. Ralph Stanley and the Clinch Mountain Boys' "I Am the Man, Thomas":

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=iyD03Wc6qR4

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 11:15 AM (zRAwp)

19 The donks (gopE too) just don't have a way to cope with POTUS Trump. The guy is doing so much so fast the left and deep state can't get any strategy before Trump is on to the next issue. They are not just one step behind, they are five to six steps behind.

I love my president.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 11:15 AM (pw+jk)

20 Ahh, but he misses the true evil jeeeenius of da wascally Joooos. What do they do with all that rain and snow they steal? How do they hide it? They add a little carbonation and flavor and turn it into seltzer. It's in tiny bottles all over New York City.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 10, 2018 11:15 AM (jp0Bv)

21 Maybe Netanyahu needs to make another video to the Iranian people about Israel providing them *rain* water. Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:16 AM (W+vEI)

22 Mike Adams entire twitter stream is a worthwhile follow, btw.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 10, 2018 11:16 AM (LISuA)

23 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2018 11:14 AM (wYseH)

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GTK. Would love to learn more. Was it a Nazi-originated theory, or someone else like HS Chamberlain or Nietzche?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)

24 "in direct opposition to the traditional GOPe strategy of retreat at every hint of success."

That's what was so frustrating. The mantra of the DOPe was "not the hill to die on" when all we wanted them to do was at least *try* to fight. They were in the process of over-seeing a full retreat (at full speed).

I noticed recently how often Medal of Honor winners were awarded medals for actions that flatly defied orders because the orders were cowardly and abandoned many to die. In my mind at least there's a connection.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 10, 2018 11:16 AM (UENOA)

25 Nietzsche*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)

26 Punk Monkey!! We missed ya

Posted by: zeera at July 10, 2018 11:17 AM (UWlp+)

27 The FCC going to look into antitrust concerns about the big tech companies.
GOOD!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 11:19 AM (pw+jk)

28 Did somebody mention cocks?
Because I'm all in...

Posted by: Billy Kristol at July 10, 2018 11:19 AM (3s1Os)

29 Is there nothing these shape-shifting Joo-devils can do?!?


Better off surrendering.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:15 AM (W+vEI)


Time to send in the 5th Break Dancing Brigade and finish the Iranians off.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 11:19 AM (hLRSq)

30 Was it a Nazi-originated theory, or someone else like HS Chamberlain or Nietzche?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)

Not Nazi. Long before them. Darwin published "Origin Of Species" in 1859, so it was right around then. I don't remember the guy who first suggested it, but I do remember that it was a response to Darwin.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2018 11:19 AM (wYseH)

31 >>The donks (gopE too) just don't have a way to cope with POTUS Trump. The guy is doing so much so fast the left and deep state can't get any strategy before Trump is on to the next issue. They are not just one step behind, they are five to six steps behind.



Exactly. It never occurred to them that "Trump doesn't understand how DC works!" wasn't a weakness, but a strength - a strategy.

He is behaving like a CEO. He is not there to revel in the DC process, he's there to get results.

This is why I am not sweating about Kavanaugh. I'm sure Trump has a strategy for dealing with the predictable MSM/Democrat response, which means he's much more likely to succeed than any other GOP POTUS. He's not a genius/4D chess player, just so completely foreign to them that their strategies have a much higher likelihood of failing.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)

32
btw, what does fuckface romney have to say about Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:19 AM (5FR1m)

33

I've looked at clouds from both sides now,
sucked out the rain, with my "tails" and how...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:20 AM (1AK1h)

34 Did somebody mention cocks?

Because I'm all in...

Posted by: Billy Kristol at July 10, 2018 11:19 AM (3s1Os)

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Ahem... in me.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Wife at July 10, 2018 11:20 AM (pw+jk)

35
TALIS, dammit!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:20 AM (1AK1h)

36 >>btw, what does fuckface romney have to say about Kavanaugh?


Likes him. So does GW Bush.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

37
A Cuck Roundup of Response would make for a great poat.

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:21 AM (5FR1m)

38 10 Who Quakes? Joo Quakes!

The new cereal from General Mills!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 11:12 AM (hLRSq)


"Pfft!"

- - Quisp

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:21 AM (1AK1h)

39 "Here's today's weather with Josh Rubenstien. Josh, what's it look like out there?"
"I don't know yet, Saul. The weather machine is still warming up. Go to sports first."

Posted by: WJOO News at July 10, 2018 11:21 AM (O5Q3r)

40 Trump is not a fascist. Hes an anti-fascist.

You have to give Statists a hand in that they are much better a grabbing a word or phrase and recreating the meaning.
Antifa Are terrorist and criminal willing to use violence and fascist control to make their arguments. Gay marriage is not marriage. Social Justice is not justice. Public Education is not really education.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2018 11:21 AM (JFO2v)

41 Some great content.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 11:21 AM (0tfLf)

42
Bush? Really? Bush actually spoke up about Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:21 AM (5FR1m)

43 I support the First Amendment, as much as the next person, and support
the rights of grown men to wear skin tight short-shorts and go-go boots
and don tinker bell wings with wand and prance down the streets of San
Francisco
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No joke, this actually happens on Castro Street.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 11:21 AM (a0IVu)

44 Can't believe the Santa Monica Observer allow themselves to be scooped on the Kennedy for triple A deal. Single sourced BS seems to right up their alley.

BTW, still waiting for McLame to retire, SMO

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 11:21 AM (STPlW)

45
At worst, Kavanaugh is another Roberts.

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:22 AM (5FR1m)

46
See Melania's hotness. $800 shoes:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5938043

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (8O3HH)

47 Straight white guys are the only people who can't have a "pride" month.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (LiyEm)

48 The cock thing...yes, yes a thousand times YES!!

Also, I am curious as to the taste of an asshole.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (3s1Os)

49 40
Trump is not a fascist. Hes an anti-fascist.



You have to give Statists a hand in that they are much better a grabbing a word or phrase and recreating the meaning.

Antifa Are terrorist and criminal willing to use violence and
fascist control to make their arguments. Gay marriage is not marriage.
Social Justice is not justice. Public Education is not really
education.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2018 11:21 AM (JFO2v)


People who cannot condemn "Street Justice" are "ProFascist" Everything else is just arguing over the color of the shirt.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 10, 2018 11:24 AM (ymnmz)

50 Former President George W. Bush praised President Donald Trump's nomination of Brett Kavanaugh for the Supreme Court on Monday, calling it an "outstanding decision" and praising Kavanaugh as a "brilliant jurist."


W. is the one who made Kavanaugh's last appointment, so of course he is a fan of the guy.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)

51 After the tens of million of Americans that dies after the evil Trump stopped net neutrality and the hundreds of millions that dies after taxes were lowered and people got to keep more of there money, Trump will finish the killing of the remaining billions of people with his SCOTUS PICK.

Death to Trump!!

Posted by: This is CNN at July 10, 2018 11:24 AM (pw+jk)

52 39 "Here's today's weather with Josh Rubenstien. Josh, what's it look like out there?"
"I don't know yet, Saul. The weather machine is still warming up. Go to sports first."
Posted by: WJOO News at July 10, 2018 11:21 AM (O5Q3r)


"It's raining momzers, hallelujah!"

- - Dom, Adar, Kee'Neem, Maches B'chores

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:24 AM (1AK1h)

53
How can you tell a joo cloud from a regular cloud?

The joo cloud wears the beanie thing.

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:25 AM (5FR1m)

54 >>btw, what does fuckface romney have to say about Kavanaugh?



Likes him. So does GW Bush.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)


*sigh* Has W's brother Bubba Clinton chimed in? Or is he too busy dodging lamps and empty liquor bottles?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

55 >>Straight white guys are the only people who can't have a "pride" month.


Eh, the way the Lefties depict them, I say they can claim July 4th, Father's Day, Thanksgiving and Valentine's Day.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:25 AM (W+vEI)

56 47 Straight white guys are the only people who can't have a "pride" month.
Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (LiyEm)

And the butt of every joke on lamestream TV. Sure looks like to me many white guys bust their ass to put roof over family heads and food on the table.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2018 11:25 AM (JFO2v)

57 Found it! Anthropogeographie (1891) and Politische Geographie (1897) by Friedrich Ratzel.

I wonder if there are English translations. I can't believe I overlooked this... Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 11:26 AM (AzW6q)

58 46


See Melania's hotness. $800 shoes:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5938043

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (8O3HH)
Love the shoes..the red underneath is very va va voom

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 11:26 AM (a0IVu)

59 I'm thinking City Official Hickman has a touch of Samual Clemens in him.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 11:26 AM (0tfLf)

60
Yeah, a google search will show Kavanaugh had a tough confirmation battle in 2006.

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:26 AM (5FR1m)

61 So that's where Dick 'Warcock' Chaney's evil weather machine moved to - Haifa.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 10, 2018 11:27 AM (5wnOU)

62 48 The cock thing...yes, yes a thousand times YES!!

Also, I am curious as to the taste of an asshole.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (3s1Os)

Some men are born to greatness, others have it thrust inside them.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 10, 2018 11:27 AM (jp0Bv)

63 56
47 Straight white guys are the only people who can't have a "pride" month.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (LiyEm)



And the butt of every joke on lamestream TV. Sure looks like to me
many white guys bust their ass to put roof over family heads and food on
the table.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2018 11:25 AM (JFO2v)

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And lots of other people's families heads. I at least pay for 2 other families and I'm sick of them complaining. I'd just like a thank you.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 11:27 AM (pw+jk)

64 The donks (gopE too) just don't have a way to cope with POTUS Trump. The guy is doing so much so fast the left and deep state can't get any strategy before Trump is on to the next issue.


Trump understands that conservatives could not win the game the way it was structured. The only way to win was not to play by the established rules.

Most politicians are where they are because they play by the rules. Why wouldn't they? By definition, they're the game's winners.

Trump, as on outsider, had nothing to lose and everything to gain by saying "nope, I'm not doing it your way".

Posted by: pep at July 10, 2018 11:28 AM (wW03z)

65 47
Straight white guys are the only people who can't have a "pride" month.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (LiyEm)


Or a parade. Imagine the howls from the left for that parade.

Everybody getcher bike lock and keep an eye on your phone for the "flashmob" of direct action street justice.
Hey let's play a game.
How euphemisms does the left have for political violence in support of the marxist ideals?
Street justice
Direct Action
Flashmob
Mostly peaceful protest


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 10, 2018 11:28 AM (ymnmz)

66 By picking a DC insider Trump has really put the various forces in an interesting position. Leverage.

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2018 11:28 AM (QCc6B)

67 9 Would anyone be truly surprised if 30 seconds after Iran built a functioning IRBM with a nuclear warhead they launch on Tel Aviv?

The Israelis would never let it get that far. They'd have flattened the site long before the IRBM became operational.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 10, 2018 11:12 AM (RCYfN)

So, end times for Moslems seems to be an apocalypse, and then the next great teacher comes with Allah... and everything is perfect.

In order for that to happen, there are things which must transpire... like the destruction of TWO Holy cities, in fire.

They claim Jerusalem as an Islamic Holy City.

There are people in Iran, who believe they can HELP the end times come...


So, to recap, they think they can help reach paradise by creating the conditions for two cities to be nuked...

Posted by: Don Q at July 10, 2018 11:28 AM (NgKpN)

68 "The history of cowboys, of course, is much more diverse than that racially, and presumably also for sexual orientation," she conceded. "But the image-what the word cowboy means off the top of almost everybody's head in the U.S. is the white, heterosexual male."

No. The image that pops into YOUR head is white heterosexual male, and that triggers your white guilt, so you project that thought on "everyone" and use it to justify your fascist inclinations to force people acquiesce to your virtue signaling.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2018 11:28 AM (wdmm9)

69 49
People who cannot condemn "Street Justice"

Funny that most people really not not want justice, they want mercy and absolution.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2018 11:29 AM (JFO2v)

70 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 11:26 AM (AzW6q)

I thought it was much earlier than that. I'll poke around and figure out what hazy memory I have....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2018 11:29 AM (wYseH)

71 Iran built a functioning IRBM "

Well, if by "built" you mean "bought from Russia ", then yeah...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2018 11:29 AM (7LY+6)

72 61 So that's where Dick 'Warcock' Chaney's evil weather machine moved to - Haifa.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 10, 2018 11:27 AM (5wnOU)


Cheney is sort of like the epithet "sheeney."

QED

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:30 AM (1AK1h)

73 Sources Say Trump Orders Thailand To Put Kids Back In Cave To Distract From Russia Collusion Scandal: Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Misogynist Supreme Court Pick Kavanaugh

Posted by: tu3031 at July 10, 2018 11:30 AM (O5Q3r)

74 Irony would be a Saudi IRBM, PRC made, glasses Tehran with a nuke that says Made in Israel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 10, 2018 11:31 AM (5wnOU)

75 46




See Melania's hotness. $800 shoes:





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5938043



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (8O3HH)

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Good to see that at least the English media can appreciate her style and beauty because the American fashion idiots won't. But they went all in aon drapery dresses, boob belts, and toned arms for Micheal.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 11:31 AM (pw+jk)

76 73 Sources Say Trump Orders Thailand To Put Kids Back In Cave To Distract From Russia Collusion Scandal: Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Misogynist Supreme Court Pick Kavanaugh
Posted by: tu3031 at July 10, 2018 11:30 AM (O5Q3r)


Don Lemon's black hole is tan... oh, wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:31 AM (1AK1h)

77
Ask those phonies such as acosta who implied the president was responsible for the shooting if the violent mob last night who were very threatening to Fox's Shannon Bream in DC if the Left is responsible for that.

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:31 AM (5FR1m)

78 Sources Say Trump Orders Thailand To Put Kids Back In Cave To Distract From Russia Collusion Scandal


And dynamite the entrance.

Posted by: pep at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (wW03z)

79 The weather claims being made in Iran are a tiny window into the internal problems that may lead to the collapse of that regime. The MSM typically pay no attention at all to internal affairs in other countries, so they have course have never reported on this, it takes some effort to track down foreign english language sources.

BUT one of the greatest tensions in Iran is that not long after the revolution set in, the central government began remaking the complicated water distribution system that has been in effect since the days of the Persian Empire - necessary since most of Iran is an arid plain that will not support crops without irrigation. This effort quickly became massively corrupt, and focused on simply taking water from the countryside and tranporting it to support the ever growing population of Tehran, which did not have an adequate fresh water supply.

Fast forward to now, and most of the rural areas are in a crushing drought not because of nature, but because Tehran has hijacked their water supplies for it's own use. And the men who have tried to point this out - loyal Muslims, seeking to work through their government - have been jailed and at time executed for criticizing the central government's mismanagement.

THIS is why most of the rural areas are on the edge of open revolt, and why weather has become such a political subject. Without a miraculous rainy season, the back country may stage an uprising for this reason alone. After all, their communities are literally dying of thirst.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (k1TUh)

80 I remember when the American MFM drooled over Mooch wearing $600 sneakers to a food bank.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

81 Sources Say Trump Orders Thailand To Put Kids Back In Cave To Distract From Russia Collusion Scandal


And dynamite the entrance.
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (wW03z)

Well anything worth doing, is Worth doing right

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (Lg2h/)

82 ...accussed Israel of contributing to or causing Iran's drought by stealing its clouds and snow."

Joos- what can't they do?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (VpIIl)

83

btw, aren't we overdue for another Day Of Rage, either here or at the West Bank?

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (5FR1m)

84 Ben Rothelsberger for Ginsberg fair swap. After all he came in first.Throw a hail mary @ her and see how she reacts

Posted by: saf at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (5IHGB)

85 Dershowitz already turning on Kava. What a shocker !!!!

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (STPlW)

86
"But the image-what the word cowboy means off the top of almost everybody's head in the U.S. is the white, heterosexual male."

Yes. It is.
So what?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (IqV8l)

87 81
Well anything worth doing, is Worth doing right
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (Lg2h/)


Followed on by a flamethrower...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (1AK1h)

88 Just want to point out the Mossad is having its usual good time on twitter with the Iran weather crazies (and Ozzy Osbourne and TSA too).

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8rlq2zd

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (LISuA)

89 74. That's not how the Sphere Plan works. China glasses KEBABistan. This is essential to the Plan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (fA1SL)

90 46


See Melania's hotness. $800 shoes:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5938043

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (8O3HH)


That outfit is a straight up troll of the last FLATUS. Daring them to call it ugly, when in fact, FLATUS wore the big belts too.....just better cause she was the most elegant FLATUS ever.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (ymnmz)

91 Did somebody mention cocks?
Because I'm all in...
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You are? I can't feel it....

Posted by: Shep! at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (vg8iE)

92 So Trump leaked the name of his SCOTUS nominee last night. We have now confirmed who the leaker is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (wdmm9)

93 Straight white guys are the only people who can't have a "pride" month.


Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (LiyEm)


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Only up to the point where a bunch of kids need rescuing from certain death.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (zRAwp)

94 82 ...accussed Israel of contributing to or causing Iran's drought by stealing its clouds and snow."

Joos- what can't they do?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (VpIIl)


Prevent 2,000 years of pogroms, inquisitions, Einsatzgruppens and gas chambers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:34 AM (1AK1h)

95

A federal judge just reversed the president's Court nomination.

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:34 AM (5FR1m)

96 http://bit.ly/2NGgNX5
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Liberal Law Professor in New York Times: Brett Kavanaugh is a Great Supreme Court Pick | Breitbart

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 10, 2018 11:34 AM (b1s7h)

97 I heard Kavanaugh has > 300 decisions on the court.

Can know where i can find a distribution of his case votes?

a table something like

9-0: 64 cases
8-1: 55 cases
7-2: ....
6-3:

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 10, 2018 11:35 AM (oGRue)

98 My Persian boss claims Iran is hopelessly corrupt and it's often more about money than people realize. Lots of bribes, graft and payoffs.

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2018 11:35 AM (QCc6B)

99 Dershowitz already turning on Kava. What a shocker !!!!

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (STPlW)


He was on CNN this morning. He's desperate to get back in the good graces of his "friends" on Martha's Vineyard who are shunning him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

100 "Prevent 2,000 years of pogroms, inquisitions, Einsatzgruppens and gas chambers.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:34 AM (1AK1h)
"
The male Jews in my family answer that statement with "get their wives to put out".

I don't get it.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 11:36 AM (VpIIl)

101 Good to see that at least the English media can appreciate her style and
beauty because the American fashion idiots won't. But they went all in
aon drapery dresses, boob belts, and toned arms for Micheal.


No idea what a boob belt is but I'm interested. Do we have Melania in a boob belt? I'd watch that movie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 10, 2018 11:36 AM (LISuA)

102 THIS is why most of the rural areas are on the edge of open revolt, and why weather has become such a political subject. Without a miraculous rainy season, the back country may stage an uprising for this reason alone. After all, their communities are literally dying of thirst.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (k1TUh)

IF you track EVERY major revolution (Except the US, which is an outlier in many ways) it almost always comes at a time of rapidly rising food costs.

Posted by: Don Q at July 10, 2018 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

103

EM JOHNNY APPLESEED FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 10, 2018 11:36 AM (mPeei)

104 Yes. It is.
So what?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (IqV8l)

The leftists at U of Wy are in a tizzy because the university is changing its marketing slogan to "We need more Cowboys" so racist, misogynistic, blah, blah. They need a slogan that celebrates Wyoming's diversity and gayness.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2018 11:36 AM (wdmm9)

105 I think Amar wants to support his former students, and have the feather in his cap of having personally taught people on SCOTUS.

Kavanaugh was not the worst case scenario for the Dems, but he is pretty conservative, especially in light of a 50-49 senate.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (wGbBR)

106 "Good citizens" A devotional from July 4th-but still appropriate today from "The Brooklyn Tabernacle"

https://tinyurl.com/ybwzeob5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (AllCR)

107 >>But the image-what the word cowboy means off the top of almost everybody's head in the U.S. is the white, heterosexual male...




I have no idea who said this, but I am guessing they are from a coastal place, probably NE - am I right?

They think they invented diversity and the wild, wild West 100+ years ago was all white men blah blah blah. LOL


Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)

108 The vice mayor from Dixon is golden

Is his name John ?

Does he have a long mustache ?

Posted by: JT at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (ha8SS)

109 The leftists at U of Wy are in a tizzy because the
university is changing its marketing slogan to "We need more Cowboys" so
racist, misogynistic, blah, blah. They need a slogan that celebrates
Wyoming's diversity and gayness.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2018 11:36 AM (wdmm9)


They must have missed "Brokeback Mountain."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

110 And the American and European Left wants us to negotiate with Iran over its nuclear weapons program as if they weren't wackadoodle nut-cases who should be committed. Floods? It was THE JOOOOS! Earthquakes? GREAT SATAN! Birds flying over secret sites? ISRAELI SPY BIRDS!

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Hah! That is nutty. Of course it's not Jews. It's carbon.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (/qEW2)

111 Something Americans don't "Get" about Iran - Tel Aviv might be there second target if they get a nuke, but their first target would absolutely be Riyadh. That's who they hate above all other Hates in the world - they've been at war for 1200 years, after all. (They've only hated America for 40, we are very bottom rung on their Hate-O-Meter)

Fortunately, the Saudi's have no misconceptions about this state of affairs - hence the back door military alliance with Israel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (k1TUh)

112
My Persian boss claims Iran is hopelessly corrupt and it's often more about money than people realize. Lots of bribes, graft and payoffs.
Posted by: Max Power


So it's like every other country.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (IqV8l)

113

How's this for violence-instigating rhetoric?

Supposed senator ed markey (MA) : "It would be dangerous to put Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court."

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (5FR1m)

114 IF you track EVERY major revolution (Except the US, which is an outlier in many ways) it almost always comes at a time of rapidly rising food costs.


Good thing we have the Strategic Cheetos Reserve.

Posted by: pep at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (wW03z)

115 The leftists at U of Wy are in a tizzy because the university is changing its marketing slogan to "We need more Cowboys" so racist, misogynistic, blah, blah. They need a slogan that celebrates Wyoming's diversity and gayness.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2018 11:36 AM (wdmm9)


What if they say it with flamboyance? Like "Girlfriend, we need more Cowboys!"

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 11:38 AM (Z5y53)

116 oos- what can't they do?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (VpIIl)





Prevent 2,000 years of pogroms, inquisitions, Einsatzgruppens and gas chambers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:34 AM (1AK1h)

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OK, we'll give you that one but what else can't Joos do....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 10, 2018 11:38 AM (LISuA)

117 100 "Prevent 2,000 years of pogroms, inquisitions, Einsatzgruppens and gas chambers.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:34 AM (1AK1h)
"
The male Jews in my family answer that statement with "get their wives to put out".

I don't get it.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 11:36 AM (VpIIl)


Funny. I know a number of Gentiles married to Jewish ladies and they rave about the sex.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:38 AM (1AK1h)

118 Kelsey Grammer is right.

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2018 11:38 AM (JJZzu)

119 78 Sources Say Trump Orders Thailand To Put Kids Back In Cave To Distract From Russia Collusion Scandal


And dynamite the entrance.
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (wW03z)

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what am i...chopped liver?

Posted by: Satchel Charge at July 10, 2018 11:38 AM (oGRue)

120
or supposed senator eliz warren: "We are in the fight of our lives."

btw, how many times has that idiot said that over the years?

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:39 AM (5FR1m)

121 Funny. I know a number of Gentiles married to Jewish ladies and they rave about the sex.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:38 AM (1AK1h)


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Their wives are going to be pissed when they find out, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 11:39 AM (zRAwp)

122 Trump demanding that other NATO countries pay the 2% they promised is just what Hitler would do.

Death to Trump!

Posted by: This is CNN at July 10, 2018 11:39 AM (pw+jk)

123 This Kavanaugh fella really doesn't pass my litmus test. I would know, being a renowned constitutional scholar and all. He's no Loretta Lynch, that's for sure. Y'all be cool!

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at July 10, 2018 11:39 AM (O5Q3r)

124 They need a slogan that celebrates Wyoming's diversity and gayness."

How about "Wyoming needs less pansy-ass faggots."

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 11:39 AM (k1TUh)

125 Joos- what can't they do?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (VpIIl)

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recognize a Messiah?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 10, 2018 11:39 AM (oGRue)

126 So many people think that fascism just means snazzy black uniforms, invading the Sudetenland, and killing Jews. Sad. Bigly sad.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 10, 2018 11:39 AM (Vzqe+)

127 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5938043
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I love the pic of her and PDT, with him talking to the press....looks like he's making a jerk-off motion with his hand! LOL

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 11:39 AM (vg8iE)

128 A federal judge just reversed the president's Court nomination.


I read that, too. Hillary must make all SCOTUS appointments until trump can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he did not collude with a single Russian or Russia connected individual to sway even a single vote in 2016.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2018 11:39 AM (wdmm9)

129 No. The image that pops into YOUR head is white heterosexual male, and that triggers your white guilt, so you project that thought on "everyone" and use it to justify your fascist inclinations to force people acquiesce to your virtue signaling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2018 11:28 AM (wdmm9)

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This. Anyone familiar with the post-Civil War western expansion knows there were a lot of former slaves who pioneered, and that the Indian Wars left big tracts of the Rocky Mountain West settled by single females.

Hence, why the Western States led the way on women's suffrage - too many landowners were female, to deny them the franchise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 11:40 AM (AzW6q)

130 After saving his life, firefighters return to lay his sod:

https://tinyurl.com/ybwdyxn3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 11:40 AM (AllCR)

131 Liz Warren, another person that I hope Trump drives off the cliff

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 10, 2018 11:40 AM (5wnOU)

132 The leftists at U of Wy are in a tizzy because the university is changing its marketing slogan to "We need more Cowboys" so racist, misogynistic, blah, blah.


Idiots.

Posted by: Buffalo Soldiers at July 10, 2018 11:40 AM (0tfLf)

133 113

How's this for violence-instigating rhetoric?

Supposed senator ed markey (MA) : "It would be dangerous to put Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court."

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (5FR1m)



I'm THIS close to writing something that under ordinary circumstances I'd regret or would get me banned.

Is that a fucking threat, Markey? This fucking prick is playing with fire. He really, really is. And that is all I will say.

Cvnt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:40 AM (1AK1h)

134 OK, we'll give you that one but what else can't Joos do....

Funny. I know a number of Gentiles married to Jewish ladies and they rave about the sex.

The voodoo that Joosdoo so well ?

Posted by: JT at July 10, 2018 11:40 AM (ha8SS)

135
what am i...chopped liver?
Posted by: Satchel Charge


Can you still throw a baseball?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2018 11:40 AM (IqV8l)

136 The male Jews in my family answer that statement with "get their wives to put out".

I don't get it.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 11:36 AM (VpIIl)

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neither do they

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 10, 2018 11:41 AM (oGRue)

137 OT: Any morons here ever sue or consulted a lawyer on filing a lawsuit against Obamacare/State Exchange?

My state exchange is such a clusterfuck of epic proportions that it literally does not provide an option to calculate your salary based on a loss of income (such as being laid off) so as such it disqualified me from the premium tax credits, then the system broke and it disabled my ability to enroll because it assumes I dont have a qualifying event. Tons of calling customer support numbers, put on hold for 3 hours, getting disconnected, visiting the resource center and waiting in line with illegals waiting to collect benefits, and still no resolution.

You always know Obamacare was a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure but to see it in action for yourself still doesn't take away the sheer horror of this evil bureaucracy TFG foisted on us.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 10, 2018 11:41 AM (+dsLj)

138 121 Funny. I know a number of Gentiles married to Jewish ladies and they rave about the sex.
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Their wives are going to be pissed when they find out, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGg_HTls8ME

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 11:41 AM (k1TUh)

139 Ahh the forbidden fruit of Gentile manliness...

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2018 11:41 AM (gmo/4)

140 Adorable photo of little boy and his girlfriend on Valentine's Day:

https://tinyurl.com/y9fm3dky

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 11:42 AM (AllCR)

141 Kraft durch Freude

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2018 11:43 AM (gmo/4)

142 Any morons here ever sue or consulted a lawyer on filing a lawsuit against Obamacare/State Exchange?


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$5 says you somehow won't have standing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 11:43 AM (zRAwp)

143
Dershowitz already turning on Kava. What a shocker !!!!

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM (STPlW)


That actually makes me feel better about Kavanaugh after I saw some long time GOP legal expert calling him a "principled conservative" on Laura Ingraham's show last night.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 11:44 AM (10vO4)

144 https://tinyurl.com/y9fm3dky
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 11:42 AM (AllCR)

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Heh. He's a little Romeo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 11:44 AM (AzW6q)

145 137 Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 10, 2018 11:41 AM (+dsLj)


I have no idea where you live or who your reps are but a call to a Congresscrtter's office might be in order.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:44 AM (1AK1h)

146 You always know Obamacare was a stuttering
clusterfuck of a miserable failure but to see it in action for yourself
still doesn't take away the sheer horror of this evil bureaucracy TFG
foisted on us.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 10, 2018 11:41 AM (+dsLj)

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First I don't, and sorry for your troubles, but it will never be the government's fault.
Second, if the ObummaCare exchanges were private the fake indian's pet project, CFPB, would have sued them for hundreds of billions. But leftist wet dream so nothing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 11:44 AM (pw+jk)

147
I think markey was trying to fear-monger his base more than imply a threat. But the result is similar: it will serve to instigate a left winger to stop Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:44 AM (5FR1m)

148 The leftists at U of Wy are in a tizzy because the university is changing its marketing slogan to "We need more Cowboys" so racist, misogynistic, blah, blah. They need a slogan that celebrates Wyoming's diversity and gayness.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


How about, " COme to U of Wyoming; It's a moooving experience?"

Posted by: Univ of Wyoming slogan commitee at July 10, 2018 11:44 AM (tqyrn)

149 >>>Shia Islam is fairly nutty

Having an annual festival in which you and your family (including kids) slash the top of their heads with knives and bleed all over the place is NUTTY? Hush your mouth.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 10, 2018 11:44 AM (/qEW2)

150 Joos- what can't they do?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (VpIIl)

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recognize a Messiah?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 10, 2018 11:39 AM (oGRue)b

We're a stubborn people. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2018 11:44 AM (Lg2h/)

151 Senate Democrats Demand Supreme Court Nominee Not Be Unduly Influenced By U.S. Constitution:

http://goo.gl/QCYPxz

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 10, 2018 11:45 AM (RCYfN)

152 This photo of an unhappy boxer (dog) made me laugh:

https://tinyurl.com/y8gng4rl

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 11:45 AM (AllCR)

153 Supposed senator ed markey (MA) : "It would be dangerous to put Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court."


Oh, I wouldn't worry too much about Grandstand Eddie. He's just doing what he's told. He's about as gutless as it comes. Fun fact: Eddie's last legitimate job before he became a hack was ice cream man.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 10, 2018 11:45 AM (O5Q3r)

154 I'm THIS close to writing something that under ordinary circumstances I'd regret or would get me banned.

Is that a fucking threat, Markey? This fucking prick is playing with fire. He really, really is. And that is all I will say.

Cvnt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:40 AM



Now now JJ, don't mince words. Work with us. Talk to us. Don't hold it in. Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 11:46 AM (0tfLf)

155 The leftists at U of Wy are in a tizzy because the university is changing its marketing slogan to "We need more Cowboys" so racist, misogynistic, blah, blah.
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It is a thinly disguised attempt to recruit poets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2018 11:46 AM (ImzFx)

156 I had a good laugh at this DM headline, "Boris calmly lunched on hand and cheese sandwiches while closeted with aides - then pulled the knife on PM: How Johnson's 72-hour plot unfolded before he went in for the kill".
It is clear to me now, Boris Johnson is James Bond.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 11:46 AM (a0IVu)

157 153. Say, whatever happened to Nicky 'Pockets' Mavroulis, anyway?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 11:46 AM (fA1SL)

158 cloud seeding is a real thing, though it's effectiveness is hard to measure. There is actually some agreement which the US signed, agreeing to not alter the weather as a military tactic.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding
scroll to Israel or United States. It says Israel has been doing it since the 1950's in parts of Northern Israel.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2018 11:46 AM (bT8Z4)

159 Who knew a Moron was vice mayor of a town in CA?

Wait, a town has a "vice" mayor? No wonder he's a Moron.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 10, 2018 11:46 AM (qC1Sy)

160 I'm thinking City Official Hickman has a touch of Samual Clemens in him.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 11:26 AM (0tfLf)

Sounds like a possible SCOTUS pick.

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2018 11:46 AM (0+nbW)

161 64 Trump understands that conservatives could not win the game the way it was structured. The only way to win was not to play by the established rules.
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2018 11:28 AM

Well, conservatives were never invited to play in the first place. Trump just realized he could easily win by exposing corrupt GOPe leadership as NEVER going to actually fight for the base's priorities, and saying he would. And he proved it by talking forcefully about the issues the base wanted to hear, and forcing the establishment leadership to suddenly look mealy-mouthed and weak in comparison.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 10, 2018 11:46 AM (3MG/9)

162 GTK. Would love to learn more. Was it a Nazi-originated theory, or someone else like HS Chamberlain or Nietzche?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)


If I had access to my books, I could probably tell you, but I wouldn't be surprised if it came out of the Pan-German worldview of the 19th century as well as the Wandervogel movement.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2018 11:47 AM (kqsXK)

163 "Trump pardons Dwight and Steve Hammond!
The Oregon ranchers that had the too harsh sentence for "arson"." Trump coming into his own. Did you notice? Did this on a Monday (or did he do it today?). Obama tried to hide most of his pardons late Friday or on the weekend.

Posted by: Larry Geiger at July 10, 2018 11:47 AM (nX644)

164 Adams is wrong that the pnks on the street are Fascist (it has a pretty specific definition, which is not "tyrannical and violent thug") but we're losing the real meaning of the word to popular use. Like how "factoid" originally meant "small bit of information which is false" such as "carrots help your night vision" but now it means "bit of trivia" because of constant misuse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)

165 How's this for violence-instigating rhetoric?

Supposed senator ed markey (MA) : "It would be dangerous to put Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court."

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM (5FR1m)


Anti-Biz Markey is a Senator along with Red Squaw? Well done, Massholes. Of course the Senate has been a worthless anti Constitution shit show ever since some of the original RINOs pushed the 17th amendment.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 10, 2018 11:47 AM (y7DUB)

166 Senate Democrats Demand Supreme Court Nominee Not Be Unduly Influenced By U.S. Constitution:
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God forbid anyone pay attention to the document that is the foundation of the country, its laws, and the offices these motherfuckers hold who are spouting this gibberish bullshit.

You don't like the Constitution, assholes? Fine. Let's start by eliminating the positions it provides for which you all currently hold.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 11:47 AM (vg8iE)

167 The leftists at U of Wy are in a tizzy because the university is changing its marketing slogan to "We need more Cowboys" so racist, misogynistic, blah, blah. They need a slogan that celebrates Wyoming's diversity and gayness.


Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2018 11:36 AM (wdmm9)

So their leftists want more Reverse Cowboys? Actually, that sounds alright with me.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (Evws/)

168 Trump Agrees To Remove Swimsuit Competition From SCOTUS Nomination Process:

http://goo.gl/FFUDav

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (RCYfN)

169 Just a reminder; If you are in need of prayer for yourself or others and would like to be included in the ASHQ prayer list for tomorrow, please send your requests to me by 8:00 -EST tonight. Thanks for praying ! It means a lot!

FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (AllCR)

170 Having an annual festival in which you and your family (including kids) slash the top of their heads with knives and bleed all over the place is NUTTY? Hush your mouth.

* * *

That does seem a bit nutty.

Posted by: Guy in a hairshirt, flogging himself, while handling snakes at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (ppBhU)

171 >>This photo of an unhappy boxer (dog) made me laugh:


Cute! Our dog the same thing - he is a master seat-stealer, and then he gets all indignant when you try to move him off the chair/bed/warm spot he's seized.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (W+vEI)

172 Also, I am curious as to the taste of an asshole.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (3s1Os)


Kissed Mooch lately?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (kqsXK)

173 I support the First Amendment, as much as the next person, and support the rights of grown men to wear skin tight short-shorts and go-go boots and don tinker bell wings with wand and prance down the streets of San Francisco.

Goin' home, late last night
Suddenly, I got a fright
Yeah, I looked through a window and surprised what I saw
Fairy with boots and dancing with a dwarf
Alright, now!
Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (0ogQG)

174 Shi'ism reminds me of hack programming done to restore original functionality.

1. Nicene Christianity, with substitutionary atonement
2. Muhammad destroys that and keeps Jesus hanging on, just as an excuse to hate Jews (they killed the prophets!)
3. Shi'ism tries to bring back the suffering servant motif in their imams (hey, they're Arabs)

Shi'ism fails because their imams are flawed, nonuniversal, and a big me-too on Jesus.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (7/fWX)

175 130
After saving his life, firefighters return to lay his sod:



https://tinyurl.com/ybwdyxn3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 11:40 AM (AllCR)
Sad testament to today's society that people like this are not heralded as angels, heroes, etc. Instead we look to some of the poorest excuses for human beings as being heroes (yes Kapernick I'm referring to you as one example).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (jxbfJ)

176 Oh man...crazy, pimp chimp is back. He really is the poster child for the Left, so why does CBD use him?

The smiley guy was way better. Happy and sane.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (zCpUM)

177 Just want to point out the Mossad is having its usual good time on twitter with the Iran weather crazies (and Ozzy Osbourne and TSA too).

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8rlq2zd
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 10, 2018 11:33 AM


Apparently the Mossad is also hawking branded merchandise. Interesting feed!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (ctuyM)

178

Mel Gibson was in a movie about Jesus Christ dumping water on fire from an airplane with Mel as His ghost co-pilot.

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (5FR1m)

179 Rush's show today should be epic.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 11:49 AM (r9UYA)

180 173
I support the First Amendment, as much as the next person, and
support the rights of grown men to wear skin tight short-shorts and
go-go boots and don tinker bell wings with wand and prance down the
streets of San Francisco.



Goin' home, late last night

Suddenly, I got a fright

Yeah, I looked through a window and surprised what I saw

Fairy with boots and dancing with a dwarf

Alright, now!

Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (0ogQG)

How many gallons of eye bleach did you need?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 11:49 AM (jxbfJ)

181 "Funny. I know a number of Gentiles married to Jewish ladies and they rave about the sex.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 11:38 AM (1AK1h)
"
I tell them, that's their problem. Then I talk about my sexcapades with a long-time Jewish girlfriend I had. Sex on the Fontana di Trevi, etc., etc.

But nobody wants to hear that...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 11:49 AM (VpIIl)

182 85
Dershowitz already turning on Kava. What a shocker !!!!

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018

*
*
I'd turn on it too. Worst instant coffee ever.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2018 11:49 AM (yrE3y)

183 Republicans Excited To Have Supreme Court Majority Like They Had When 'Roe v. Wade' Decided:

http://goo.gl/DtuLJj

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 10, 2018 11:49 AM (RCYfN)

184 The leftists at U of Wy are in a tizzy because the university is changing its marketing slogan to "We need more Cowboys" so racist, misogynistic, blah, blah.

For the love of God its Wyoming, what did they expect there?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 11:49 AM (39g3+)

185 >>So their leftists want more Reverse Cowboys? Actually, that sounds alright with me.



"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ZbuIRPwFg

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:50 AM (W+vEI)

186 So the Joos are controlling the weather and the Russians are controlling my gophers. Got it.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 11:50 AM (HgMAr)

187
Trump pardons Dwight and Steve Hammond! The Oregon ranchers that had the too harsh sentence for "arson"." Trump coming into his own. Did you notice? Did this on a Monday (or did he do it today?). Obama tried to hide most of his pardons late Friday or on the weekend.


Posted by: Larry Geiger at July 10, 2018 11:47 AM (nX644)


And then he nominates a guy to SCOTUS who supposedly like to push back against administrative over reach.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 11:50 AM (10vO4)

188 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (RCYfN)

Good! Kavanaugh is a cute looking man IMO, but I don't really want to see him in a swimsuit. (He wouldn't want to see me in a swimsuit either. ;^)
It is also not good sign (for me) that he looks youngish to me

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 11:50 AM (AllCR)

189 172
Also, I am curious as to the taste of an asshole.



Posted by: Barack Obama at July 10, 2018 11:23 AM (3s1Os)



Kissed Mooch lately?



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (kqsXK)

That taint right.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 11:50 AM (jxbfJ)

190 Would anyone be truly surprised if 30 seconds after Iran built a functioning IRBM with a nuclear warhead they launch on Tel Aviv?
..........

That would REALLY fuck up the weather.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 11:50 AM (HgMAr)

191 114 IF you track EVERY major revolution (Except the US, which is an outlier in many ways) it almost always comes at a time of rapidly rising food costs.

Good thing we have the Strategic Cheetos Reserve.
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2018 11:37 AM

Wait until pot is legal across the US! Then we'll finally have the revolution we've dreamed of!

Posted by: American Communists at July 10, 2018 11:50 AM (3MG/9)

192 >>After saving his life, firefighters return to lay his sod

HOA Nazi's gave the guy a grabber.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 11:51 AM (r9UYA)

193 Here's a dailymail article about the Shia festival of Ashura, complete with lots of lovely pics.

https://tinyurl.com/zn6ssrp

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 10, 2018 11:51 AM (/qEW2)

194 I had a good laugh at this DM headline, "Boris calmly lunched on hand and cheese sandwiches while closeted with aides - then pulled the knife on PM: ..."
It is clear to me now, Boris Johnson is James Bond.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 11:46 AM (a0IVu)


How many hands does it take for one sandwich? Dude is hardcore!!!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 10, 2018 11:51 AM (YQ4mh)

195 After saving his life, firefighters return to lay his sod

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Toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 11:51 AM (zRAwp)

196 but now it means "bit of trivia" because of constant misuse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I am constantly annoyed by the misuse of 'carrot and stick'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2018 11:51 AM (ImzFx)

197 Kelsey Grammer had a sister who was murdered. I wonder if that informs his view of Life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 11:52 AM (oVJmc)

198 That taint right."

That's nuts...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2018 11:52 AM (QzVVu)

199 196
but now it means "bit of trivia" because of constant misuse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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I am constantly annoyed by the misuse of 'carrot and stick'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2018 11:51 AM (ImzFx)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Barry Obuttmunch at July 10, 2018 11:53 AM (ymnmz)

200 Just a reminder; If you are in need of prayer for yourself or others and would like to be included in the ASHQ prayer list for tomorrow, please send your requests to me by 8:00 -EST tonight. Thanks for praying ! It means a lot!

FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (AllCR)


Fenelon, I don't know if he is already on the list, but on ONT Calm Mentor was asking for advice. Needs job to make $, quick.

If this is the guy that had Rhamb., he has been through a lot in last few years. He changed his nic from the original so I'm not quite sure if same.

Not even sure he wants to be on list, but it has really stuck with me, thus I'm mentioning.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 11:53 AM (zCpUM)

201 Dershowitz already turning on Kava. What a shocker !!!!"

I haven't seen anything I would characterize that way. At most, he said he'd probably disagree with some of his opinions politically, but both Dersh and Kava are from the Yale/Harvard Student & Professor club. (they've both been both) So there's no way he would ever turn hard against a frat brother of his, even though they might argue once in a while.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 11:53 AM (k1TUh)

202 And good on Trump for pardoning the Oregon rancher. That whole charge was a debacle, utter bullcrap. He burned toxic plants in a free range area to protect his stock and the EPA nailed him with this ridiculous arson and federal lands destruction charge. Absolutely reprehensible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)

203 The leftists at U of Wy are in a tizzy because the university is changing its marketing slogan to "We need more Cowboys" so racist, misogynistic, blah, blah. They need a slogan that celebrates Wyoming's diversity and gayness.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2018 11:36 AM (wdmm9)


They should vote to change the school mascot to 'The Brokebacks'.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 10, 2018 11:53 AM (RCYfN)

204 Why is arson in quotes? Jury found the Hammonds guilty of arson.

Posted by: Will Hawkins at July 10, 2018 11:54 AM (dWm8y)

205 Adams is wrong that the pnks on the street are
Fascist (it has a pretty specific definition, which is not "tyrannical
and violent thug") but we're losing the real meaning of the word to
popular use. Like how "factoid" originally meant "small bit of
information which is false" such as "carrots help your night vision" but
now it means "bit of trivia" because of constant misuse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)

And Gerrymandering should be pronounced with a "g" as in Gary or Gorilla. Because it was named for a guy named Gerry, and he pronounced his name like g in Gary. . But I will not win this one, it is long gone.

Posted by: Quint at July 10, 2018 11:54 AM (n13/j)

206 I wouldn't mind some of those magic rainless Joo clouds on a hot day. Some shade without the rain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 11:54 AM (39g3+)

207 180 How many gallons of eye bleach did you need?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Those be lyrics, dude or dudette.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab-ZNU76UDE

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2018 11:54 AM (0ogQG)

208 197 Kelsey Grammer had a sister who was murdered. I wonder if that informs his view of Life.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 11:52 AM (oVJmc)


His background has a lot of tragedy in it. A lot.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 11:54 AM (zCpUM)

209 Why is arson in quotes? Jury found the Hammonds guilty of arson.

Because it was a BS charge and no arson in any proper sense of the word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 11:55 AM (39g3+)

210 158
cloud seeding is a real thing, though it's effectiveness is hard to
measure. There is actually some agreement which the US signed, agreeing
to not alter the weather as a military tactic.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding
scroll to Israel or United States. It says Israel has been doing it since the 1950's in parts of Northern Israel.


Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2018 11:46 AM (bT8Z4)

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You can tell Joo-Rain by the sparkling lemon effervescence.

Posted by: BluesFish at July 10, 2018 11:55 AM (SFkbk)

211 >>131 Liz Warren, another person that I hope Trump drives off the cliff Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 10, 2018 11:40 AM (5wnOU)

Yao. The day was good, and Sun-In-His-Hair had a full heart. He and the other warriors were on fast ponies, and the tatanka herd was driven toward the cliff.
"Look, there," said Sun-In-His-Hair, laughing and pointing. "Look, Angry Milk runs with the tatanka to the cliff."
"She is a fool," said Rock-Face, chief of the warriors.
It was so. She was bitter and the village did not like her. She complained about the smoke from dung-fires, and she wanted to know about every swap of wampum. Even the dogs hated her.
"Go, Angry Milk! Run for the cliff!" Sun laughed again, and kicked his pony harder. She would fall with the animals. It was a full day, yao.

Posted by: Zod at July 10, 2018 11:55 AM (Bdeb0)

212 Arson was to cover up poaching by the Hammonds. This was shown to a jury, which convicted them.

Posted by: Will Hawkins at July 10, 2018 11:56 AM (dWm8y)

213 208
197 Kelsey Grammer had a sister who was murdered. I wonder if that informs his view of Life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 11:52 AM (oVJmc)





His background has a lot of tragedy in it. A lot.



Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 11:54 AM (zCpUM)


Preach it brother.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Little Sister at July 10, 2018 11:56 AM (ymnmz)

214 Its almost ridiculous the amount of talent that went through Cheers, their casting director must have been amazing. The show was pretty fun, for a sitcom but great actors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 11:56 AM (39g3+)

215 and the "mandering" part came from the fact that district was drawing looked like a salamander. Weird non factoid, because it is true

Posted by: Quint at July 10, 2018 11:56 AM (n13/j)

216 Not Nazi. Long before them. Darwin published "Origin Of Species" in 1859, so it was right around then. I don't remember the guy who first suggested it, but I do remember that it was a response to Darwin.

I am late to the thread because nobody called nood, and by the time I catch up this may already have been explained.

Lebensraum just means "room to live". The notion that Germany was crowded and it was hard to find enough places to grow enough food for itself, so it needed to let its belt out a couple of notches. And that meant they were entitled to some mostly empty farmland in Poland and Ukraine.

I think it has always and only been political and never scientific.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2018 11:56 AM (fuK7c)

217 Mel Gibson was in a movie about Jesus Christ dumping water on fire from an airplane with Mel as His ghost co-pilot.
Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 11:48 AM (5FR1m)


Brian Dennehy was great as the helicopter in that.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 11:57 AM (zCpUM)

218 Hey, you, get off of my cloud!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 11:57 AM (+y/Ru)

219 212. Get fucked.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 11:57 AM (fA1SL)

220 recognize a Messiah?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 10, 2018 11:39 AM (oGRue)

he should come back for a longer stay

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2018 11:57 AM (bUjCl)

221 214
Its almost ridiculous the amount of talent that went through Cheers,
their casting director must have been amazing. The show was pretty fun,
for a sitcom but great actors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 11:56 AM (39g3+)


You wanna see where the really great actors were?

Posted by: Gary's Old Town Tavern at July 10, 2018 11:57 AM (ymnmz)

222 Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 11:53 AM (zCpUM)

Thanks; You have a kind heart. I hesitate to put people on the list unless they write to me or I see their request on the board or I ask them -only because I don't want to violate their privacy, but I'd be happy to include him if he lets me know. I haven't checked the list for a day so maybe it has been submitted .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 11:58 AM (AllCR)

223 WaPo tweets out clickbait about a 91 year old Mexican man who was beaten with a brick and told to go home to mexico. Outrage mob on Facebook "This is what trump has made us". Actual article- a black woman did it because he ran into her daughter

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2018 11:58 AM (wdmm9)

224 PDT headed to Brussels today to grab Tusk by the nads. Pay up what you owe NATO you little fucking little worm.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 11:58 AM (r9UYA)

225 Arson was to cover up poaching by the Hammonds. This was shown to a jury, which convicted them.

If that was true, they'd have been busted for poaching. They burned noxious plants on free range. The left and environmentalist types hate these guys and always have. We out West have put up with this kind of tyranny from the federal government for like 150 years now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 11:59 AM (39g3+)

226 I am constantly annoyed by the misuse of 'carrot and stick'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2018 11:51 AM (ImzFx)

===
That's what we call a Thursday night get together.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 10, 2018 11:59 AM (pw+jk)

227 >>Mel Gibson was in a movie about Jesus Christ


'I'm getting too old for this shit!'

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 11:59 AM (lgWNz)

228 Kelsey Grammer had a sister who was murdered. I wonder if that informs his view of Life.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 11:52 AM (oVJmc)


Probably. The left went full retard when they decided to make a stand against the evil Drumpf by letting Kate Steinle's murderer off the hook. The imagery was completely against what those dumbfucks did but they didn't care. Anyone with a functioning conscience was revolted by what those shitheads did and, whether they're too dumb to admit it, it will haunt them for a long time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 10, 2018 11:59 AM (y7DUB)

229 I saw Sparkling Lemon Effervescence open for the 1910 Fruitgum Company at the 100 Club in '67.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2018 12:00 PM (kqsXK)

230 Trump Pardons Cliven Bundy this is sure to get the Greens all upset their still whining about Trump pulling America out of the Paris Accord These greens are total idiots

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 10, 2018 12:00 PM (FLiOE)

231 I guess Kelsey Grammar is another person-like James Woods-who should expect not to work in Hollywood again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 12:00 PM (AllCR)

232 You can tell Joo-Rain by the sparkling lemon effervescence.
Posted by: BluesFish at July 10, 2018 11:55 AM (SFkbk)

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It's citron effervescence... We use their stolen rain for our diabolical harvest rituals.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 12:00 PM (AzW6q)

233 Speaking of "arson", didn't a person who was getting ready to testify against the Clintons just commit suicide by blowing up her own house?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (/ijW5)

234 Funny, zod.

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (QCc6B)

235 " I remember when the American MFM drooled over Mooch wearing $600 sneakers to a food bank. "

Sneakers, horse shoes...whichever.

Posted by: TCDD, hooting hollerin, etc. at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (2biAU)

236 "Why is arson in quotes? Jury found the Hammonds guilty of arson"
Obama's people turned a ranchers "burn" into "arson". The sentence for that charge was significantly reduced by the local court. But then Obama's people appealed to the Ninth Circuit, and big surprise, they turned it into a 5 year prison sentence.

Obama's shitheads caused the entire mess. The appealed sentencing was not only unusual, but disconnected from the facts.
When you wield the judiciary like a weapon, some people don't sit around and take it.
And still, some people are curious why Democrats despise the Second Amendment.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (VpIIl)

237 We demand that only gay men can use the word "cowboy."

Posted by: Gaystapo at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (pw+jk)

238 Jews wear coats with atmosphere pockets so they can steal clouds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

239 Will "Fraiser" and "Cheers" be pulled from netflix soon?

Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (7HtZB)

240 Here's the "Gerry-Mander" cartoon from 1812:

https://tinyurl.com/omjf34e

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (kqsXK)

241 "If that was true, they'd have been busted for poaching"

Huh? Game violations are a fine, arson is a prison sentence. That's why the arson got prosecuted. Idiots put firefighters lives in danger burning up land that was not theirs.

Posted by: Will Hawkins at July 10, 2018 12:02 PM (dWm8y)

242 Lebensraum just means "room to live". The notion that Germany was crowded

Ger-manspreading.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2018 12:02 PM (hbeK4)

243 Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 11:53 AM (zCpUM)

Thanks; You have a kind heart. I hesitate to put people on the list unless they write to me or I see their request on the board or I ask them -only because I don't want to violate their privacy, but I'd be happy to include him if he lets me know. I haven't checked the list for a day so maybe it has been submitted .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 11:58 AM (AllCR)


I'll watch for him and ask him. I wasn't there on the ONT when he spoke about his situation or I would have asked then. I understand about not putting people on the list if they haven't asked.

Insomniac made a showing last night which thrilled me to no end, and worried me about myself a little. ) I have missed him.

Thanks for keeping the list Fen.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:02 PM (zCpUM)

244 We demand that only gay men can use the word "cowboy."

Is that like a 'trans-man?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 12:02 PM (oVJmc)

245 238 Jews wear coats with atmosphere pockets so they can steal clouds.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)


Big noses. Free air. Do the math...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:03 PM (1AK1h)

246 Remember when those protestors destroyed all that sh*t because Trump and then all the charges were dropped?

Good times.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 12:03 PM (/ijW5)

247 >>Lebensraum just means "room to live". The notion that Germany was crowded and it was hard to find enough places to grow enough food for itself, so it needed to let its belt out a couple of notches. And that meant they were entitled to some mostly empty farmland in Poland and Ukraine. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2018 11:56 AM (fuK7c)

That's what it literally (ugh, how I hate that word now) translates to, but at the time it was freighted with significant cultural value, including repatriation of the Volga Germans, reunification of the Danzig region, repossession of Alsace, etc. The term wasn't used conceptually merely as recognition of a German need to accommodate a growing population; it also spoke to historical/martial issues.

Posted by: Zod at July 10, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)

248 That's rather amazing that Trump chose to pardon the Hammond's, because it's a fairly obscure case that few people have ever followed. But I can see this move being a big draw in the rural areas of the Western Mountain States, especially Montana.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 12:04 PM (k1TUh)

249 I think it has always and only been political and never scientific.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2018 11:56 AM (fuK7c)

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Nope. I thought so, too, but CBD proved me wrong. Late nineteenth century German pseudoscience response to Darwin.

Couldn't believe I missed it either, man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 12:04 PM (AzW6q)

250
George Clooney hit on his moped in Sardinia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:04 PM (1AK1h)

251 Insomniac made a showing last night which thrilled me to no end, and worried me about myself a little. ) I have missed him.

I was just thinking about him this morning. I hope he's OK.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2018 12:04 PM (kqsXK)

252 235
" I remember when the American MFM drooled over Mooch wearing $600 sneakers to a food bank. "



Sneakers, horse shoes...whichever.

Posted by: TCDD, hooting hollerin, etc. at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (2biAU)

And tuck tape.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 12:04 PM (jxbfJ)

253 Thanks for keeping the list Fen.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:02 PM (zCpUM)

You're welcome. It's a privilege and an honor that people trust me-with their real names sometimes-and trust us to keep them in prayer. Depending on my health I may have to give it up, but right now it's doable.

I saw Insommniac too. Good to see him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 12:04 PM (AllCR)

254 >>That whole charge was a debacle, utter bullcrap. He burned toxic plants in a free range area to protect his stock and the EPA nailed him with this ridiculous arson and federal lands destruction charge. Absolutely reprehensible.


The Feds insist we handle the noxious/invasive weeds on our leases. They threaten us with fines if we don't do it, too.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:05 PM (lgWNz)

255 Jews wear coats with atmosphere pockets so they can steal clouds.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)


Big noses. Free air. Do the math...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:03 PM (1AK1h)


LOL

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:05 PM (zCpUM)

256 Wait. My lawn is a little dry. Are any of those clouds for sale?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 12:05 PM (VpIIl)

257 Here's the "Gerry-Mander" cartoon from 1812:



https://tinyurl.com/omjf34e

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (kqsXK)

that is one ugly salamander.

Posted by: Quint at July 10, 2018 12:05 PM (n13/j)

258 Game violations are a fine.

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Ummm.... no they aint.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:05 PM (8XRCm)

259 Huh? Game violations are a fine, arson is a prison sentence. That's why the arson got prosecuted. Idiots put firefighters lives in danger burning up land that was not theirs.

They were not busted for poaching. Nor fined. Nor accused of it. The practice they were doing is very old and had been done for over a century in that area. It was just then suddenly that it was considered illegal and these guys were busted.

We're lucky they weren't just gunned down, but I guess Janet Reno wasn't in charge then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:05 PM (39g3+)

260 Huh? Game violations are a fine,"

Not always, and the point remains - the entire case was a sham, especially the 9th circus' efforts.

Fortunately, it's all over. The previous administration lost.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2018 12:05 PM (QzVVu)

261 George Clooney hit on his moped in Sardinia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:04 PM (1AK1h)


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Worse, he ran into a black woman's daughter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 12:05 PM (/ijW5)

262 256 Wait. My lawn is a little dry. Are any of those clouds for sale?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2018 12:05 PM (VpIIl)


Mit two pair pants! Call now!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:05 PM (1AK1h)

263 I hope Kelsey Grammer doesn't step on any rakes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2018 12:05 PM (IqV8l)

264
Gaystapo to protest Pence visit to Kansas City -TheHill
A day that ends in Y.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:06 PM (r9UYA)

265 I am constantly annoyed by the misuse of 'carrot and stick'.

Sticks in your chili is the worst.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2018 12:06 PM (hbeK4)

266 107 >>But the image-what the word cowboy means off the top of almost everybody's head in the U.S. is the white, heterosexual male...


Countless Mexican American Vaqueros could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2018 12:06 PM (ujg0T)

267 233 Speaking of "arson", didn't a person who was getting ready to testify against the Clintons just commit suicide by blowing up her own house?"

As best I can tell, the claim that she was "about to testify" was not corroborated by any official source. She was just a nurse at a local hospital, and all indications are that it was a nat gas explosion from a leaky gas main. They do happen every so often.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 12:07 PM (k1TUh)

268 >>George Clooney hit on his moped in Sardinia.

That's a shame. I hope the moped is okay.


Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:07 PM (r9UYA)

269 Ger-manspreading.

The English translation

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:07 PM (39g3+)

270 266. Heartless trump separated them from their parents.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:07 PM (fA1SL)

271 I do like the idea of Clooney puttering around on a liqourcycle and pissing off automobile drivers on the tiny roads, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 12:07 PM (/ijW5)

272 But the image-what the word cowboy means off the top of almost everybody's head in the U.S. is the white, heterosexual male...


Countless Mexican American Vaqueros could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Curmudgeon


That's because they are living in the shadows.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 10, 2018 12:07 PM (XtR0g)

273 Gaystapo to protest Pence visit to Kansas City -"

So, Kansas city faggots?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2018 12:07 PM (QzVVu)

274 Grammer has been an R for a long time. I think he is more moderate than the horde but still an R.

Posted by: Quint at July 10, 2018 12:08 PM (n13/j)

275 Gaystapo to protest Pence visit to Kansas City -TheHill
A day that ends in Y.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:06 PM (r9UYA)

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Hmmmmmmmm. I may have to drop by.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:08 PM (8XRCm)

276 >>>>George Clooney hit on his moped in Sardinia.


What a fag.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:08 PM (lgWNz)

277 They do happen every so often.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 12:07 PM (k1TUh)


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+1

Posted by: Bill and Hillary Clinton at July 10, 2018 12:08 PM (/ijW5)

278
Speaking of "arson", didn't a person who was getting ready to testify against the Clintons just commit suicide by blowing up her own house?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 12:01 PM (/ijW5)


Bill was poching young girls so they blew up the house to cover his tracks

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 12:08 PM (10vO4)

279 I seem to recall that Kelsey Grammer was considering a senate run at one point - as an R.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 10, 2018 12:08 PM (cpq8u)

280 "In 2001, Dwight and Steven Hammond were seen by a hunting guide, a hunter and his father. They saw Steven Hammond and others illegally shooting deer on BLM property. Shortly thereafter, fires ignited by the Hammonds forced the witnesses to leave the area and destroyed evidence of their crime. "

So much for law and order.

Posted by: Will Hawkins at July 10, 2018 12:08 PM (dWm8y)

281 I'm just glad that the president has decided to end the bikini competition in Supreme Court nominations. That was a really disgusting display. I still haven't gotten over seeing Sotomayor in that micro bikini.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:09 PM (39g3+)

282 >>Huh? Game violations are a fine,"


Trophy Class game fines are...hefty.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:09 PM (lgWNz)

283 >>So, Kansas city faggots?

Posted by: Anon a mouse

Sounds like a NBA expansion team. The KC Faggots.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:09 PM (r9UYA)

284 George Clooney hit on his moped in Sardinia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:04 PM (1AK1h)


That guy has world class tail thrown at him all the time and this is what he chases after?

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 12:09 PM (Z5y53)

285 280. Get fucked, dunce.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:09 PM (fA1SL)

286 LeSean McCoy trending on Twitter all of a sudden and for the very worst reasons. smdh.

Posted by: md at July 10, 2018 12:09 PM (L3WnE)

287 211 >>131 Liz Warren, another person that I hope Trump drives off the cliff

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

Yao. The day was good, and Sun-In-His-Hair had a full heart. He and the other warriors were on fast ponies, and the tatanka herd was driven toward the cliff.

"Look, there," said Sun-In-His-Hair, laughing and pointing. "Look, Angry Milk runs with the tatanka to the cliff."

"She is a fool," said Rock-Face, chief of the warriors.

It was so. She was bitter and the village did not like her. She complained about the smoke from dung-fires, and she wanted to know about every swap of wampum. Even the dogs hated her.
"Go, Angry Milk! Run for the cliff!" Sun laughed again, and kicked his pony harder. She would fall with the animals. It was a full day, yao.

Posted by: Zod
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That your Zod-ness was hilarious. Now to grab some Kleenex to clean the keyboard.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 10, 2018 12:09 PM (a3tan)

288 The Joos stealing Iran's rain & clouds?

In'shallah bitchez!

Nothing happens without allah's say so. Ash him why you can't have rain.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 10, 2018 12:10 PM (XtR0g)

289 Trophy Class game fines are...hefty.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:09 PM (lgWNz)

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And involve asset forfeiture and prison time

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:10 PM (8XRCm)

290 George Clooney hit on his moped in Sardinia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:04 PM (1AK1h)

Got hit on the moped once...started wearing a cup.

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2018 12:10 PM (0+nbW)

291 So much for law and order."

The law won. You're welcome.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2018 12:10 PM (QzVVu)

292 Countless Mexican American Vaqueros could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Curmudgeon
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Yeah. And people always seem to leave out that the vaqueros fought alongside the whites against Mexico.

Making them a prominent feature in our Manifest Destiny.

Hate facts are soooo inconvenient.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 12:10 PM (AzW6q)

293 >>"In 2001, Dwight and Steven Hammond were seen by a hunting guide, a hunter and his father. They saw Steven Hammond and others illegally shooting deer on BLM property."


Poachers should be shot on sight. If this is true, which I doubt, these guys deserve a slow and painful death.


Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:10 PM (lgWNz)

294 Sources tell CNN that Trump put out a hit "by accident" on actor and activist George Clooney. Clooney has been an vocal and effective opponent to trump's fascist plans for America. We all wish George a fast and speedy recovery so he can tell truth to power as soon as possible.
Death to Trump.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 10, 2018 12:10 PM (pw+jk)

295 Slope head on a moped.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2018 12:10 PM (IqV8l)

296 The Sedona Scumbag weighs in with delight over Trump's SCOTUS pick.

So that's a done deal. Can't stop it now.

I'm seeing some things about how Trump really wants to put Barrett on the court, but he wants to see how she performs on the court before pulling the trigger.

Makes perfect sense. Trump is a results guy and she doesn't really have any yet (as it pertains to getting a seat on SCOTUS).

If Ginsburg can make it another year or so and Barrett gets some conservative cred under her belt, expect Trump to put her up for Ruth's seat.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 10, 2018 12:10 PM (4ErVI)

297 A Hawaiian judge saw President Trump's congratulatory tweet and has ruled that the boys have to go back into the cave until a later court hearing.

Shortly thereafter, fires ignited by the Hammonds forced the witnesses to leave the area and destroyed evidence of their crime. "

How, precisely, does a fire remove evidence of poaching?? This was what was CLAIMED by the prosecution. But hey, you cling to that if you want to by your Eric Holder shrine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (39g3+)

298 So, Kansas city faggots?

Posted by: Anon a mouse

Sounds like a NBA expansion team. The KC Faggots.

Posted by: Under Fire


Hopping around at half time, doo-dah, doo-dah!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (XtR0g)

299 That's rather amazing that Trump chose to pardon the Hammond's, because it's a fairly obscure case that few people have ever followed. But I can see this move being a big draw in the rural areas of the Western Mountain States, especially Montana.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Im surprised he didn't do it at the rally in MT. Tester is in the suck.

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (MS0+a)

300 How does law and order and accusations by the government work now that the whole FBI thing has come to light?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (/ijW5)

301 I am constantly annoyed by the misuse of 'carrot and stick'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2018 11:51 AM (ImzFx)

I thought carrot & stick meant reward & punishment.

How is it misused and what is the proper usage?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (hMwEB)

302 Sardinia? Is that a fishing village in Peruvia?

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (gg7dk)

303 I am constantly annoyed by the misuse of 'carrot and stick'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2018 11:51 AM

Let me tell you about the time I got kicked in the twig and berries...

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (3MG/9)

304 >>And involve asset forfeiture and prison time


Very rare that they actual do, though.

Judges suspend those more often than not.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (lgWNz)

305 The law won when the jury in the Hammond case returned a guilty verdict. A jury of local people.

Posted by: Will Hawkins at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (dWm8y)

306 Here's the "Gerry-Mander" cartoon from 1812:

Huh. I know I've seen that before but I didn't remember wings and sharp teeth. Salamanders don't have wings and sharp teeth.

Gerry was Gov. Eldritch Gerry. Eldritch and Eldridge are still influential surnames on Cape Cod. Gerry Studds, of page abuse fame, is a descendant of Eldritch Gerry.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (fuK7c)

307 See Melania's hotness.

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Melania is First Lady and were having a heat wave. Coincidence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (+y/Ru)

308 And thanks to my brother in Christ-Oregon Muse-who includes the prayer list in his Wednesday Morning rant. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 12:12 PM (AllCR)

309 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 10, 2018 12:10 PM (4ErVI)

Sedona Scumbag has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:12 PM (a0IVu)

310 Clooney should just become an Italian citizen.Ciao dickbag.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2018 12:12 PM (LiyEm)

311 How, precisely, does a fire remove evidence of poaching??"

Majik.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (QzVVu)

312 Those be lyrics, dude or dudette.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab-ZNU76UDE
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2018 11:54 AM (0ogQG)


Muse Daughter was asked to to the music for a friend's wedding and that was one of the songs they chose. She came up with her own piano arrangement for it. That was the song the bride walked down the aisle to. True story.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (RCYfN)

313 What a "dick".

Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (Evws/)

314 okay, Will Hawkins' snark after the situation is explained to him marks him as a troll.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (7/fWX)

315 How is it misused and what is the proper usage?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (hMwEB)

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A "proper" reward would be "cupcakes". Not carrots. Carrots suck. Even in bcochrans chili they still suck.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (8XRCm)

316 281 I'm just glad that the president has decided to end the bikini competition in Supreme Court nominations. That was a really disgusting display. I still haven't gotten over seeing Sotomayor in that micro bikini.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:09 PM

What? I thought we did a pretty good job of hiding that bikini!

Posted by: Sotomayor's flesh folds at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (3MG/9)

317 Clooney got up closer and very personal w/ a Mercedes. Too bad for him it wasn't a Fiat.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (a0IVu)

318 The law won when the jury in the Hammond case returned a guilty verdict. A jury of local people.
Posted by: Will Hawkins at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (dWm8y)

Love it when you guys get all butthurt. And not because you're gay.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (4SgJh)

319 That's what it literally (ugh, how I hate that word now)

Posted by: Zod at July 10, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)


And "actually" ... which pretty much tips me off right from jump that the dude starting his statement with "actually" is actually a prick douchebag ... literally.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (aFJ++)

320 Whoever this guy Hawkins is, its clear he has a hate on for ranchers and a fondness for Obama's idea of justice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (39g3+)

321 That's what it literally (ugh, how I hate that word now) translates to, but at the time it was freighted with significant cultural value, including repatriation of the Volga Germans, reunification of the Danzig region, repossession of Alsace, etc. The term wasn't used conceptually merely as recognition of a German need to accommodate a growing population; it also spoke to historical/martial issues.

Posted by: Zod at July 10, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)



You are entirely correct in each of those statements.

I was reacting to the notion that it was somehow a scientific concept. It was always political.

You have stuff we want. We'll take it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (fuK7c)

322 >>I can see this move being a big draw in the rural areas of the Western Mountain States, especially Montana.


Actually, if there's a Poaching Charge, it'll split the support.

I would like to see all poachers killed.
I don't truck with the way most of these Ranchers haze, kill and maim Game Animals.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (lgWNz)

323 I thought carrot stick meant reward punishment.
How is it misused and what is the proper usage?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 10, 2018 12:11


That's what I would like to know.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (RCYfN)

324 Kelsey Grammer had a sister who was murdered. I wonder if that informs his view of Life.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 11:52 AM (oVJmc)

Probably. The left went full retard when they decided to make a stand against the evil Drumpf by letting Kate Steinle's murderer off the hook. The imagery was completely against what those dumbfucks did but they didn't care. Anyone with a functioning conscience was revolted by what those shitheads did and, whether they're too dumb to admit it, it will haunt them for a long time.
Posted by: Captain Hate


And how the military court gave the finger to those who were killed or crippled trying to save Bergdahl. What they did to the wife who was caring for her husband who suffered brain issues and their kids was sickening.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (tqyrn)

325 A "proper" reward would be "cupcakes". Not carrots. Carrots suck. Even in bcochrans chili they still suck.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (8XRCm)

Unless you're a mule.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (4SgJh)

326 A "proper" reward would be "cupcakes". Not carrots. Carrots suck. Even in bcochrans chili they still suck.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (8XRCm)

it was meant for donkeys
they don't deserve cupcakes

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (hMwEB)

327 Very rare that they actual do, though.

Judges suspend those more often than not.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (lgWNz)

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Come to Missouri.

Shoot an out of season buck. Lose your truck.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)

328 Actually,actually is a fine word...

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (LiyEm)

329 Sources Say Trump Orders Thailand To Put Kids Back In Cave To Distract From Russia Collusion Scandal

And dynamite the entrance.
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2018 11:32 AM (wW03z)

Might be difficult to do. The Thailand Tourist Bureau has already lobbied the Thai government to declare it an historical site and they are in the process of building a tourist bazaar at the mouth of the cave. Maybe they can just recreate the 2 week incident daily with an Oberammergau-like Passion Play?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:15 PM (9BLnV)

330 311
How, precisely, does a fire remove evidence of poaching??"



Majik.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (QzVVu)
If they burned down their meat, tanning and skinning sheds, maybe. But that would be rather counter productive.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:15 PM (a0IVu)

331
VP Pence coming up on Rush's show.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:15 PM (1AK1h)

332 VP Pence on Rush in 30 minutes.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:15 PM (r9UYA)

333 How is it misused and what is the proper usage?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (hMwEB)



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A "proper" reward would be "cupcakes". Not carrots. Carrots suck. Even in bcochrans chili they still suck.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (8XRCm)

carrot cake is badass if made well I am not sure how much the carrots do, it is mostly the icing.

Posted by: Quint at July 10, 2018 12:15 PM (n13/j)

334 The only truly innocent person in an abortion scenario is the baby, and that is the person facing a horrible death.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 10, 2018 12:15 PM (7ZVPa)

335 The left has figured out how to keep Notorious RBG active longer!

http://tinyurl.com/yab8b4kj

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased In Carbonite Until Next Court Session

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)

336 Here's the "Gerry-Mander" cartoon



Loved him in Leave It To Beaver!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 10, 2018 12:15 PM (XtR0g)

337
The Joos stealing Iran's rain clouds?

Damn Jews. I've been asking somebody to stop the rain since 1970

Posted by: John Fogerty at July 10, 2018 12:16 PM (10vO4)

338 335 The left has figured out how to keep Notorious RBG active longer!

http://tinyurl.com/yab8b4kj

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased In Carbonite Until Next Court Session
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)


Named after Frankie Carbone from "Goodfellas."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:16 PM (1AK1h)

339 Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased In Carbonite Until Next Court Session
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)

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"Captain Pike" Ginsberg.


*beep beeeeeep*

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:16 PM (8XRCm)

340 How, precisely, does a fire remove evidence of poaching??"

We're available.

Posted by: shit load of lions: "we take pride in our work" at July 10, 2018 12:16 PM (tqyrn)

341 Ben Rothelsberger for Ginsberg fair swap.

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IT'S CONSTITUTIONAL BECAUSE IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE IN THE CONSTITUTION.

Posted by: BEN ROTHELSBERGER at July 10, 2018 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)

342 311
How, precisely, does a fire remove evidence of poaching??"



Majik.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (QzVVu)

Can't be. Fire doesn't melt steel, nor get rid of poaching evidence.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 10, 2018 12:16 PM (jxbfJ)

343 Anyone else old enough to remember back when you'd see QUESTION AUTHORITY bumperstickers on leftists' Subarus and Volkswagens?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 12:17 PM (/ijW5)

344 >>You are entirely correct in each of those statements. I was reacting to the notion that it was somehow a scientific concept. It was always political. You have stuff we want. We'll take it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (fuK7c)

Must've read you too fast. Mea Zodma Culpa.

Posted by: Zod at July 10, 2018 12:17 PM (Bdeb0)

345 Come to Missouri.

Shoot an out of season buck. Lose your truck.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)

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Same in CA.

And, a lot of times, the assets will go and, even if cleared, so much for ever seeing your assets again.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 10, 2018 12:17 PM (qC1Sy)

346 IT'S CONSTITUTIONAL BECAUSE IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE IN THE CONSTITUTION.
Posted by: BEN ROTHELSBERGER at July 10, 2018 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)

Dear god, he actually knows what he's talking about.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2018 12:17 PM (mk7Bj)

347 I'm just glad that the president has decided to end
the bikini competition in Supreme Court nominations. That was a really
disgusting display. I still haven't gotten over seeing Sotomayor in
that micro bikini.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:09 PM (39g3+)

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HEY LADY!!! Your ass is eating your bathing suit!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 12:17 PM (pw+jk)

348 >>Come to Missouri.

>>Shoot an out of season buck. Lose your truck.


Out here you are unlucky if you get them more than a fine. And that is usually satisfied with 'Community Service'.

The West is literally filthy with Poachers.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:17 PM (lgWNz)

349 Here's the "Gerry-Mander" cartoon







Loved him in Leave It To Beaver!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 10, 2018 12:15 PM (XtR0g)

good one.

Posted by: Quint at July 10, 2018 12:17 PM (n13/j)

350 Actually, if there's a Poaching Charge, it'll split the support.

I would like to see all poachers killed.
I don't truck with the way most of these Ranchers haze, kill and maim Game Animals.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (lgWNz)



Honestly, I would like to see many public lands sold off to private owners. Or heck, perhaps we could revive the homestead program and encourage people trapped in crappy inner city ghettos to go homestead--it might do them a world of good.

So much of the land in Western states is federally owned. And these are not National Parks or Indian Reservations or military bases or Wildlife Refuges I am talking about. Just ownership for the sake of control.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2018 12:17 PM (ujg0T)

351 The Heat Miser, the Snow Miser and a Joo walk into a cafe in Tehran...

Posted by: dananjcon at July 10, 2018 12:18 PM (xqfqx)

352 "Whoever this guy Hawkins is, its clear he has a hate on for ranchers and a fondness for Obama's idea of justice."

I have a hate for arsonists and those who endanger firefighters as the Hammonds did, was proven in court, and found guilty by a jury.

Posted by: Will Hawkins at July 10, 2018 12:18 PM (dWm8y)

353 The West is literally filthy with Poachers.





Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:17 PM (lgWNz)


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Que?

Posted by: Dreamy Dreamers at July 10, 2018 12:18 PM (/ijW5)

354 74 Grammer has been an R for a long time. I think he is more moderate than the horde but still an R.
Posted by: Quint at July 10, 2018 12:08 PM (n13/j)


He's very much pro-life and anti-abortion, according to LifeSite Twitter feed.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 10, 2018 12:18 PM (RCYfN)

355 The only truly innocent person in an abortion scenario is the baby, and that is the person facing a horrible death.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

In the case of rape, there are two. This is why it is so horrific, and why some victims choose to maintain the pregnancy.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 10, 2018 12:18 PM (tqyrn)

356 lucky not unlucky

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:18 PM (lgWNz)

357 My Persian boss claims Iran is hopelessly corrupt and it's often more about money than people realize. Lots of bribes, graft and payoffs.
Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2018 11:35 AM (QCc6B)

Corruption, in muslim countries, is baked into the cake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2018 12:19 PM (a2xQ5)

358 >>343
Anyone else old enough to remember back when you'd see QUESTION AUTHORITY bumperstickers on leftists' Subarus and Volkswagens?

I was behind a purple haired Granny yesterday in her Subaru Forester. She had some Green Party sticker and large black and white one that said
I WISH I WAS IN ENGLAND.

??

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:19 PM (r9UYA)

359 Thirsty Iranian: Hey, Gholamreza. We're running out of drinking water.

Gholamreza Jalali: DA JOOS!

T.I.: ?

Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2018 12:19 PM (2Mnv1)

360 The only truly innocent person in an abortion scenario is the baby, and that is the person facing a horrible death.

It has long frustrated me that people call for the baby to die, but think the rapist should not. Capital Punishment is evil ,we cannot kill a rapist! The freaking Supreme Court ruled that. But aborting a baby from rape is compassion!

Its like living in an insane asylum.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:19 PM (39g3+)

361 352. Awww......he's just standing up for the heroes in the FedGov. Doubleplus good duckspeak. Upgo choco rat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:19 PM (fA1SL)

362 looking more closely, it seems wiki overstates the "Israel has been doing it since the 50's" thing on cloud seeding. Mostly the source referred to some experiments they did which later seemed to not really prove it even worked.

I searched and found a later link (2011) or so, just a proposal to seed clouds to increase (much needed) rain. I didn't find anything showing they had done a lot of it ... which in any case, is not stealing from Iran. Iran has been "stealing" from the rural areas, it seems.

https://tinyurl.com/yadjfusw

but the earthquake machine???

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2018 12:19 PM (bT8Z4)

363 >>So much of the land in Western states is federally owned. And these are not National Parks or Indian Reservations or military bases or Wildlife Refuges I am talking about. Just ownership for the sake of control.


It's not ownership.

It's Administration. They don't hold the Deeds to those lands.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:19 PM (lgWNz)

364 I thought carrot stick meant reward punishment.
How is it misused and what is the proper usage?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 10, 2018 12:11

That's what I would like to know.



The origin was "carrot on a stick". You have a recalcitrant mule who won't go forward, so you put a carrot on a string on the end of a stick and dangle it in front of the monster and the dumb fool will keep walking forward trying to get the carrot.

It morphed into carrot and stick, meaning reward or punishment.

Language usage and meaning change.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2018 12:20 PM (fuK7c)

365 On a flight yesterday fro Miami to Atlanta there was a steward that was openly, flaming gay. OK, I've gotten used to that but why can't we have a few stewardesses that openly radiates hot female sexuality? Can't remember seeing one in many years on an American carrier. It's as if being hot is a disqualifier.

Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2018 12:20 PM (MxEKc)

366 "Hold Back the Rain", Duran Duran in the 1980's?

Jewish song, yes it was.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 10, 2018 12:20 PM (vcOmj)

367 Ace post trigger.

Pence on with Rush right now.
He just ushered Kavanaugh to Congress.

Let the games begin!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:20 PM (fceHP)

368
Pence on Rush NOW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (1AK1h)

369 Since the constitution grants the president fulll pardon powers with no exceptions law and order has won.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (LiyEm)

370 Max's boss is correct. Lake Urmia is a toxic chemical desert now because local agribusiness bought off the mullahs.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (7/fWX)

371 The only way to remove evidence of poaching is to eat the eggs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (oVJmc)

372 Every fascist in human history has disarmed his citizenry. Trump supports an armed citizenry. Therefore Trump is not a fascist.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (H8QX8)

373 I am constantly annoyed by the misuse of 'carrot and stick'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,

They're putting sticks in chili now ?

Posted by: JT at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (ha8SS)

374 In the case of rape, there are two. This is why it is so horrific, and why some victims choose to maintain the pregnancy.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 10, 2018 12:18 PM (tqyrn)


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We were talking about this yesterday IIRC.

1-1.5% of all abortions. The other 99% are recreational.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (/ijW5)

375 If Ginsburg can make it another year or so and Barrett gets some conservative cred under her belt, expect Trump to put her up for Ruth's seat.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 10, 2018 12:10 PM (4ErVI)

Yeah, how could the Demonicrats complain about choosing a woman to replace a....... thing?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (9BLnV)

376 The Heat Miser, the Snow Miser and a Joo walk into a cafe in Tehran...
Posted by: dananjcon at July 10, 2018 12:18 PM (xqfqx)

all get to hang-over. hey ! that is not funny !

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (bUjCl)

377
Ben Rothelsberger for Ginsberg fair swap.


He could write opinions explaining why everything The Wise Latina says is funny

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (10vO4)

Posted by: tu3031 at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (O5Q3r)

379 Out here you are unlucky if you get them more than a fine. And that is usually satisfied with 'Community Service'.

The West is literally filthy with Poachers.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:17 PM (lgWNz

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That's a shame.

I dont get nervous when Im pulled over in traffic or a police officer wants to ask me a couple of questions.

I do pucker a bit when I see a Missouri Dept of Conservation officer waiting for me when I walk back to my truck.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:21 PM (8XRCm)

380 311
How, precisely, does a fire remove evidence of poaching??"



Majik.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2018 12:13 PM (QzVVu)
Pity the poor bastard who had to wash those bathing suits. Especially the g-strings. <shudders>

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 12:22 PM (jxbfJ)

381 If you wish you were in England,take thee to England.Old hag.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2018 12:22 PM (LiyEm)

382 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:20 PM (fceHP)

Mr Kavanaugh is standing in the need of prayer. May he be given wisdom from above and protection!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 12:22 PM (AllCR)

383 It's Administration. They don't hold the Deeds to those lands.

That's a technicality without any meaning. They own that land like the king owns all land in a kingdom (and any land he gives someone else reverts to him in the case of no heirs or if the nobility is removed).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:22 PM (39g3+)

384 Corruption, in muslim countries, is baked into the cake.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Claire Belinsky (??? - City Journal) had an article recently on waiting to die in an earthquake because of the lack of compliance with building codes. A large, muslim country that's just east of Greece was mentioned.

Posted by: Adriane the Head Shaking Critic ... at July 10, 2018 12:23 PM (AoK0a)

385 Let the games begin!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:20 PM (fceHP)

Yes, let the democrats put their buffoonery and assholedness on full display trying to destroy this highly and unassailably qualified and decent individual.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 10, 2018 12:23 PM (H8QX8)

386 >>I do pucker a bit when I see a Missouri Dept of Conservation officer waiting for me when I walk back to my truck.


They have almost NO seach and seizure restrictions.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:23 PM (lgWNz)

387 >>Mr Kavanaugh is standing in the need of prayer. May he be given wisdom from above and protection!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Amen.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:23 PM (r9UYA)

388 Grammer has been an R for a long time. I think he is more moderate than the horde but still an R.
Posted by: Quint at July 10, 2018 12:08 PM (n13/j)

He's very much pro-life and anti-abortion, according to LifeSite Twitter feed.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 10, 2018 12:18 PM (RCYfN)

very cool. I think he is one of the leaders/founders of the Hollweird "Friends of Abe". I always liked his acting, Frasier is my favorite sitcom.

Posted by: Quint at July 10, 2018 12:23 PM (n13/j)

389 >>That's a technicality without any meaning.


Nevada didn't think so.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:23 PM (lgWNz)

390 The origin was "carrot on a stick". You have a recalcitrant mule who won't go forward, so you put a carrot on a string on the end of a stick and dangle it in front of the monster and the dumb fool will keep walking forward trying to get the carrot.

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And it doesn't just work for donkeys.

Posted by: Dr, at July 10, 2018 12:24 PM (Bv9F2)

391 I was behind a purple haired Granny yesterday in her Subaru Forester. She had some Green Party sticker and large black and white one that said
I WISH I WAS IN ENGLAND.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:19 PM (r9UYA)

Subaru Forester, eh? Definitely a dyke.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:24 PM (9BLnV)

392 Mr Kavanaugh is standing in the need of prayer. May he be given wisdom from above and protection!!

Apparently his family is already under assault by lunatic leftists. He put out an appeal to leave them alone and show some shred of human decency.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:25 PM (39g3+)

393 They have almost NO seach and seizure restrictions.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:23 PM (lgWNz)


---

I'm told that here in the South the more, uh, "inventive" local law enforcement invites them to tag along for that very reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 12:25 PM (/ijW5)

394 an't remember seeing one in many years on an American carrier. It's as if being hot is a disqualifier.
Posted by: Ripley

WOW
SAS
KAL

Just some recent experience.

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2018 12:25 PM (MS0+a)

395 Insomniac made a showing last night which thrilled me to no end, and worried me about myself a little. ) I have missed him.

Thanks for keeping the list Fen.


But didja miss me ?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: JT at July 10, 2018 12:25 PM (ha8SS)

396 Nood

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:26 PM (fA1SL)

397 391
I was behind a purple haired Granny yesterday in her Subaru Forester.
She had some Green Party sticker and large black and white one that said

I WISH I WAS IN ENGLAND.



Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:19 PM (r9UYA)



Subaru Forester, eh? Definitely a dyke.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:24 PM (9BLnV)

Thought they only drove butchbacks.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 12:26 PM (jxbfJ)

398 >>>Earlier this week, Gen. Gholam Reza Jalali's accused Israel of contributing to or causing Iran's drought by stealing its clouds and snow.

This is helpful as a mental exercise. Very often I feel distress at how many crazy things people believe in this country, and how it is impossible to dislodge these beliefs. Global warming. Islam is peaceful. Trump hates homosexuals and women and wants to kill brown children.

Now I will just take a deep breath and meditate upon General Jalali. Humans have always been this way. However bad it is now, they have been worse. They are worse in other places. So I don't have to suffer anxiety that there's some unprecedented madness breaking out now.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 10, 2018 12:27 PM (/qEW2)

399 This. Anyone familiar with the post-Civil War western expansion knows there were a lot of former slaves who pioneered, and that the Indian Wars left big tracts of the Rocky Mountain West settled by single females.

Hence, why the Western States led the way on women's suffrage - too many landowners were female, to deny them the franchise.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 11:40 AM (AzW6q)

John Ware, a former black slave from Texas, came to Alberta in 1882, and became a well-respected rancher, renowned for his horsemanship:

https://blackcowboys.com/black-cowboys/john-ware

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2018 12:27 PM (a2xQ5)

400 NOOD.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 10, 2018 12:27 PM (uDcBt)

401 Former President George W. Bush praised President Donald Trump's nomination of Brett Kavanaugh for the Supreme Court on Monday, calling it an "outstanding decision" and praising Kavanaugh as a "brilliant jurist."


W. is the one who made Kavanaugh's last appointment, so of course he is a fan of the guy.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)


I think the order of the day is that we do not look at what the guy has actually done - his record - we look at who likes him and from there hand out the praise or condemnation.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 12:27 PM (hLRSq)

402 Mr Kavanaugh is standing in the need of prayer. May he be given wisdom from above and protection!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 12:22 PM (AllCR)


He sounds secure in his belief in God.

I also pray for his family. Two little girls.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (fceHP)

403 Heh, guy cracks wise about Bernie Sanders: never trust a man who combs his hair with a balloon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (39g3+)

404 I have a hate for arsonists and those who endanger firefighters as the Hammonds did, was proven in court, and found guilty by a jury."

I read a bit of background and if I understand the sequence, that same jury gave the first one a year in prison for the offence, and the second one three months. The problem came when Obama's administrators looked at it and said "that's not good enough!" and so they then overrode the juries decision and changed their sentences to 5 years each.

Obama's over-reach appears to be the reason for Trump's pardon,

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (k1TUh)

405 You'd think that with the cloud control machine and all the Israelis wouldn't have had to invent all that desalinization machine stuff.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (yL25O)

406 John Ware, a former black slave from Texas, came to Alberta in 1882, and became a well-respected rancher, renowned for his horsemanship:

https://blackcowboys.com/black-cowboys/john-ware

And don't forget LeRoy Rogers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (k1TUh)

407 300 How does law and order and accusations by the government work now that the whole FBI thing has come to light?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 12:11 PM (/ijW5)

---------

The DoJ is the Enron of the government.

Posted by: MAGA at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (FzJ4E)

408 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (fceHP)

I think even people who are secure in their faith need prayer. Being secure in one's faith, doesn't mean of course, that the outcomes we might like will happen. His faith seems to be important to him and I am glad of that. Prayers for his family are very important too, IMO

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (AllCR)

409 268 >>George Clooney hit on his moped in Sardinia.

That's a shame. I hope the moped is okay.


Posted by: Under Fire

George Clooney hit a Sardine?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 12:36 PM (Bdeb0)

410 Just got my bet down that the number of #metoo accusers of Kavanaugh will be nine. Seven hetero, one gay and one switch hitter with a high OBP.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 10, 2018 12:40 PM (e1mEI)

411 Whoever this guy Hawkins is, its clear he has a hate on for ranchers and a fondness for Obama's idea of justice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:14 PM (39g3+)

Very characteristic attitude of histrionic faggots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (a2xQ5)

412 "The problem came when Obama's administrators looked at it "

What? This was all in the courts. The sentence was the mandatory minimum by federal law.

Posted by: Will Hawkins at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (dWm8y)

413 Alberta Oil Peon

Speaking of histrionic faggots...

Posted by: Will Hawkins at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (dWm8y)

414 What can't the Jews do?

My sister supposedly said she was converting to Judaism.

I said "say what?". Nothing against it, just surprise that my sister even knew about Jews.

Now she's got ME thinking about it.

I really don't need the angst right now.



Posted by: jakee308 at July 10, 2018 01:07 PM (8UDJ6)

415 280 "In 2001, Dwight and Steven Hammond were seen by a hunting guide, a hunter and his father. They saw Steven Hammond and others illegally shooting deer on BLM property. Shortly thereafter, fires ignited by the Hammonds forced the witnesses to leave the area and destroyed evidence of their crime. "

So much for law and order.
Posted by: Will Hawkins at July 10, 2018 12:08 PM (dWm8y)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I noticed the terd-nozzle did not bother to include a link to this alleged quote of this alleged incident.
I guess the Waco inferno was simply a misunderstanding. And Randy Weaver's wife had murderous intent while cradling her infant baby in her arms.
Egg sucking dog.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 10, 2018 02:02 PM (JNTt1)

416 It's from the sentencing memorandum, snowflake.

Posted by: Will Hawkins at July 10, 2018 02:35 PM (dWm8y)

417 He's not crazy at all.
Like any good entertainer, he justs knows what his audience likes and gives it to them.

Posted by: special agent homer j. simpson at July 10, 2018 04:13 PM (pHVJG)

418 EXCEPT for free trade. Maybe we can deploy menacing, snarling police officers at every cash register and place of business across the land to make sure every American only buys American made products. (If you don't, the cop will immediately kill you for treason, crimes against the State, crimes against the People, crimes against the State AND the People, wrecking, sabotage, among countless other crimes.)

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 10, 2018 07:17 PM (hadDD)

419 Back at Woodstock they had the opposite problem, but blamed it on the same people:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shLbHKOmDZA

Posted by: sestamibi at July 10, 2018 07:35 PM (o33+u)

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