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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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The pinch-faced scolds of the Left are at it again. What an unlovely, miserable and angry world they live in! There can be no pleasure but approved pleasure, no fun, no laughter, no joy, and certainly nothing that smacks of "exclusionary behavior," which in the reality-based world means hanging out with your friends and doing stuff.

Maybe that's the real difference between conservatives and these miserable pricks (aside from stupidity)...they just don't know how to appreciate the world. Well that, and they dress like assholes and smell like patchouli.

Feminist scholar slams hot-wing-eating show for 'inequitable gender hierarchies'

The professor of media studies apparently sees toxic masculinity at work in the popular YouTube show Hot Ones, whose host and celebrity guest each eat a plate of hot wings “dressed with hot sauces of increasing intensity.”

Her research “examines how media representations of food, cooking, and dieting construct and negotiate masculinities in our current historical moment,” and Contois’s paper in Feminist Media Studies sees dark forces at work in the three-year-old web series produced by First We Feast:

In all that time, only eleven women had been solo guests on the show, a stark underrepresentation that piqued my academic interest. … My analysis of Hot Ones informs feminist media studies, as it reveals how this YouTube show creates, maintains, and manipulates inequitable gender hierarchies through the interrelated performances of gender, food consumption, and celebrity.

This "woman" looks for the clouds around every silver lining. It's a stupid YouTube show about exactly nothing. Its intent is to make people chuckle and make a few bucks for the guys producing it. There is no nefarious intent. In fact there isn't much at all going on except for people getting together for some goofs.

Lighten up Emily. Go have a few beers and get laid. You might like it and you will certainly be more relaxed.

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This might be overly generous in its presentation of the Trump White House, but I do like the fact that the President is not afraid to ax employees who are not performing (with a few painful exceptions).
YOU'RE FIRED: Trump Brings Accountability Back To The White House
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Wow. Just...wow.

Imagine taking a .50 caliber round to the chest and surviving it. I'll bet it would hurt, and maybe break some ribs, or worse. But still, that armor is amazing.

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1 Hola

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (1pZw2)

2 FIRST

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (bUjCl)

3 drat !

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (bUjCl)

4 not my day

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 11:06 AM (bUjCl)

5 Huh. I would've though chicken wings were more racist than misogynistic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:06 AM (YPqbH)

6 This Strzok testimony has turned into a free for all....

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:07 AM (Enq6K)

7 I am not here.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 11:07 AM (hQDvN)

8 This Strzok testimony has turned into a free for all....

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:07 AM (Enq6K)


Strzok or however the hell you spell his name is just a simple patriot, according to his smug, lying ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:08 AM (ptqGC)

9 Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (1pZw2)

you are disqualified from first for not calling le NOOD. so sorry.

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 11:08 AM (bUjCl)

10 That roller coaster video is adorable.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:08 AM (YPqbH)

11 Gowdy is hammering him on his "No, no he's not. We'll stop it."

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:09 AM (Enq6K)

12 We are not amused.

Posted by: Lord Ribblesdale at July 12, 2018 11:09 AM (BRvh1)

13 Public Records Prove California Gun Registration Was a Total Disaster
https://bit.ly/2LarOxU

A grand total of 6,213 individuals successfully registered 13,519 "assault weapons" before the deadline, according to Deputy Attorney General Robert D. Wilson. That number does not include registrations that, like Jacobson's, have been held up, but Jacobson still says he's "stunned that the number is so low."

Did I register? Take a wild guess...

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 11:09 AM (YRXy3)

14 That dad in the video is amazing! That baby girl is having a wonderful time in a laundry basket, because she is with her daddy.

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (V+V48)

15 My BP is going to go through the roof. I want to smack that smug, lying bastard so hard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (ptqGC)

16 Body Armor Test Dummy....wouldn't that look good on a resume?

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (0+nbW)

17 5 Huh. I would've though chicken wings were more racist than misogynistic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:06 AM (YPqbH)

They're perfectly fine as long as you only eat the left wings.

Posted by: Lord Ribblesdale at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (BRvh1)

18 .50 Cal to the chest?

Yeah. You'd get more than a brokem rib. I don't care what armor you are wearing.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (N38tR)

19 Stroker is one wormy looking lying sack of shit. Put his ass on the next Pinochet copter ride

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (OLCnA)

20 Nadler also needs a good caning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (ptqGC)

21 Toxic beta-boy submission.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (yhf6w)

22 (Sock fail, but one wishes to leave one's socks on as one finds them pleasant. What what.)

Posted by: Lord Ribblesdale at July 12, 2018 11:11 AM (BRvh1)

23 Time's up, infidels!!!

Posted by: ahmed, clock-boy at July 12, 2018 11:11 AM (Evws/)

24 Fucking Strzok needs a dick punch. He has the nerve to stand behind patriotism as his motive?
Fuck you. We can read the actual texts. Don't give me this shit you expressed opinions about both candidates. He let Hillary off the hook and created a scheme with his mistress while he was plying her hoo-ha, to try and fix the election, then undermine the president.
The man should be hung.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:11 AM (VpIIl)

25 That baby girl is having a wonderful time in a laundry basket, because she is with her daddy.

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (V+V4

Pure joy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 11:12 AM (wYseH)

26 He claims to "respect the American electorate." Um, no you don't, you liar. You even talked about how "we" smell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:12 AM (ptqGC)

27 "Imagine taking a .50 caliber round to the chest and surviving it. I'll bet it would hurt, and maybe break some ribs, or worse. But still, that armor is amazing."

They didn't show the African witch doctor that wove his spell around the body armor to prevent the bullet from entering. Just more evidence of your White, misogynistic, patriarchal, Euro-centric ideology.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 11:12 AM (9BLnV)

28 Earlier, Strzok claimed that this hearing is "another notch in Putin's belt."

He is shameless and unbelievable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:12 AM (ptqGC)

29 Strzok claims that the 'We'll' in 'We'll stop it." is...The American people.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (Enq6K)

30 Saw a picture of zombie trash compactor woman. She was a hot drunken ginger. Yowza.

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (7n4KQ)

31 This has to be the cutest and funniest thing i've seen in a while

Why was she not wearing a seat belt? This child should definitely be placed in a safer environment...

Posted by: The Aforementioned Scolds at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (RNno0)

32 26 He claims to "respect the American electorate." Um, no you don't, you liar. You even talked about how "we" smell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:12 AM (ptqGC)

Yeah, those texts are damning but only if one of those MFs on the committee bring it up.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (suO/a)

33 25-Thanks CBD. There is so much vitriol out there right now, that it is a blessing to see something so pure and joyous. Hugs and fluffy pita to you, friend!

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (V+V48)

34 Yeah. You'd get more than a brokem rib. I don't care what armor you are wearing.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (N38tR)


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I wouldn't be surprised if you could live through it, but I also wouldn't be surprised if you needed someone to remind you how.

I don't have any idea, but serious question: Could that sort of impact spread out throughout your torso stop organs from functioning?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (YPqbH)

35 Strzok or however the hell you spell his name is just a simple patriot, according to his smug, lying ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


He's simple all right.

Posted by: former Mrs. Strzok at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (tqyrn)

36 Gah, I just......is it too early for a Bloody Mary?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (ptqGC)

37 If anybody wonders why Congress is a joke, and Congressional investigations are a joke, and why nobody takes Congressional subpoenas seriously or anything else Congress does seriously, this hearing this morning can stand as Exhibit A.

We could have grabbed 20 winos off the curb of any large city to oversee this thing and they couldn't have done a worse job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:14 AM (k1TUh)

38 The man should be hung.
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:11 AM (VpIIl)

Oh, believe me. He is. Like a house cat! And when he pounces, rrrooowwwrrr.---Lisa Page.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 11:14 AM (9BLnV)

39 This Strzok testimony has turned into a free for all....

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:07 AM (Enq6K)

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When In doubt
I whip it out.
got me a rocknroll band
Its a free for all....

**Air Guitar**

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2018 11:14 AM (8XRCm)

40 That rollercoaster video is a good one.

On the 50 cal thing, that video loaded too slowly for me (on phone, away from wifi), and I'd prefer armor to no armor, but it seems like the force would still reduce your insides to jelly. Did they put anything inside/behind the armor?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 11:14 AM (1pZw2)

41 The smug look on Strzok gets more pronounced whenever the democrat circus people rise to defend his indefensible behavior.

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (S5wVA)

42 I don't have any idea, but serious question: Could that sort of impact spread out throughout your torso stop organs from functioning?

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yup

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (8XRCm)

43 This is actually getting pretty good.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (UfMVm)

44 Rosenstein also was good at smirking and being smug. But he is said to have a real temper with his workers, and sorta "loses it".
It may be they think the "laugh at the silly congress questions" persona -- makes them look like the "we are FBI true blue professionals" far above the understanding of you proles elected by proles.
Certainly the MFM helps them and will show them as the courageous heroes, saving US from "Russian stooges" like Trump. Kabuki ... but maybe the public starts to look behind the curtain if real evidence reveals their villainy.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (bT8Z4)

45 Thanks Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (r9UYA)

46 That video of the little girl should earn her dad a father of the year award.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (Ith9K)

47 Just look at Stroker's face. You can tell he's a true believer for the cause. He probably joined the FBI just to promote the agenda there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (OLCnA)

48 I predict Gummy Bear will have had a makeover tomorrow, and be just as insufferable as her boyfriend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (ptqGC)

49 >Lighten up Emily. Go have a few beers and get laid. You might like it and you will certainly be more relaxed.


I looked her up. She is not ugly at all. I'll sure there are some morons here who would be glad to buy her a few beers and help her relax.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (sjdRT)

50
That dad in the video is amazing! That baby girl is having a wonderful time in a laundry basket, because she is with her daddy.
Posted by: moki


And nobody had to stand in line for 45 minutes!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 11:16 AM (IqV8l)

51 Gowdy is taking Mr Smug to the cleaners

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:16 AM (VpIIl)

52 We could have grabbed 20 winos off the curb of any large city to oversee this thing and they couldn't have done a worse job.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:14 AM (k1TUh)

I think better, actually. At least they would have offered the witnesses a few glasses of wine to loosen them up and get them in the mood. Shame it would be Boone's Farm, or Sterno, or some pedestrian wine with no panache.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 11:16 AM (9BLnV)

53 >>I predict Gummy Bear will have had a makeover tomorrow, and be just as insufferable as her boyfriend.

We won't get to see it. It's closed door.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 11:16 AM (/tuJf)

54 Wings are for the guys. Thighs are for the girls. Unless your thigh identifies as a breast, in which case it's a gizzard. Livers are for everyone except ciswolves. You can have the feathers. Beaks are right out.

Posted by: a loony at July 12, 2018 11:16 AM (UdKB7)

55 51 Gowdy is taking Mr Smug to the cleaners
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:16 AM (VpIIl)

and......then what?

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 11:16 AM (suO/a)

56 Lol. Gowdy: "No wonder Bob Mueller kicked off the investigation."

Lying Strzok: "I did not have bias."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:17 AM (ptqGC)

57 Per Wiki, The .50 BMG round can produce between 10,000 and 15,000 foot pounds (between 14 and 18 kilojoules), depending on its powder and bullet type.


Don't matter if you are wearing bullet proof armor or not.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:17 AM (Y5LDn)

58 Gowdy is taking Mr Smug to the cleaners
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:16 AM (VpIIl)

----

Well.... since they have no authority to indict, no authority to arrest, not authority to do anything other than wag their fingers..... aint nobody taking anybody anywhere.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2018 11:17 AM (8XRCm)

59 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EMILY TROLLS FRAT ROW FOR GANGBANGS EVERY TACO TUESDAY

Posted by: BEN ROTTENSPLOOGER at July 12, 2018 11:17 AM (hixLE)

60 >>and......then what?

absolutely fucking nothing.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (r9UYA)

61 This will all amount to nothing. It is not quite a waste of time, but it is very close. Maybe the house should focus more on taking back some of their power from the vast executive administrative state?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (wGbBR)

62 I want to wipe every bit of smug off that lying, arrogant ass's face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (ptqGC)

63 And nobody had to stand in line for 45 minutes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 11:16 AM (IqV8l)

Or pay up to a hundred bucks per person to get in. Or sweat. Or pay out the nose for snacks. Win-win!!!

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (V+V48)

64 41 The smug look on Strzok gets more pronounced whenever the democrat circus people rise to defend his indefensible behavior.
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (S5wVA)
+++

I see that.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (Kcf2u)

65 Lol. Gowdy: "No wonder Bob Mueller kicked off the investigation."

Lying Strzok: "I did not have bias."

We find that hard to believe.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (tqyrn)

66 Gowdy is taking Mr Smug to the cleaners
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:16 AM (VpIIl)

Why? Did Strzok leave his leather there to remove the DNA?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (9BLnV)

67 >36
Gah, I just......is it too early for a Bloody Mary?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (ptqGC)


Hell no. I make a mean tackle box bloody: Pickle, celery, beef stick, shrimp, pickled egg, and fried Reuben balls.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (sjdRT)

68 18
.50 Cal to the chest?



Yeah. You'd get more than a brokem rib. I don't care what armor you are wearing.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (N38tR)

That video looks suspicious as hell to me. The armor doesn't look like it weighs anything when they pick it up and the fabric on the outside isn't even scratched.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (UBzPO)

69 Dismantle the FBI and start over. It's the only way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (ptqGC)

70 >>I don't have any idea, but serious question: Could that sort of impact spread out throughout your torso stop organs from functioning?


I believe that shock will kill you outright at 1.6 x body weight...though that might be closer to 2x.

A .50 cal is still putting out sufficient force at 500+ yards to do just that. With a 300(+) gr. projectile.

YIKES.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:19 AM (N38tR)

71 OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:19 AM (UfMVm)

72 The guys a piece of shit. I don't care about hearings, he should be doing the perp walk.
WE get these smug assholes who piss on the law, constitution and the people, then get treated to their lies and smug declarations.
This remind me of Lois Lerner. These subversive assholes are all cut from the same cloth./

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:19 AM (VpIIl)

73 According to PETA, expectant moms eating chicken wings cause their sons to have very small penises.
Which means that this professor of media studies, in her paper on the semi-popular YouTube show Hot Ones, is . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2018 11:19 AM (QLvwG)

74 Strzok is definitely not helping himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 11:19 AM (/tuJf)

75 Jane, it's 11:19. Lunchtime. So perfectly okay to indulge in a bloody Mary, since it's also a "healthy" drink!! Call it medicinal, and you cover all the bases.

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 11:19 AM (V+V48)

76 Don't matter if you are wearing bullet proof armor or not.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:17 AM (Y5LDn)

Agreed. Saw what it can do to a railroad track rail.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 11:19 AM (suO/a)

77 FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!


Immigrants????

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:19 AM (UfMVm)

78 Oh, he was responding to Trump "insulting the immigrant family of a fallen war hero."

Meaning, the Khan guy who worked with Hillary's campaign.

*rage meter getting ready to explode*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:20 AM (ptqGC)

79 I think DJT is the FireWolf of which legends speak

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 12, 2018 11:20 AM (hixLE)

80 74 Strzok is definitely not helping himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 11:19 AM (/tuJf)

No he is not. He's claiming that his texts were 'personal beliefs' and did not bias his investigation.

Yeah, pull my other finger.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:20 AM (Enq6K)

81
Hell no. I make a mean tackle box bloody: Pickle, celery, beef stick, shrimp, pickled egg, and fried Reuben balls.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (sjdRT)

Is that like those milkshakes that have all kinds of stuff stuck on them-like cupcakes, candy bars, stuffed toys?

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 11:20 AM (V+V48)

82 Yates was pretty smug, too.

It's the leftists' sense of superiority oozing out of their faces.

Posted by: LASue at July 12, 2018 11:21 AM (Z48ZB)

83 and......then what?

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Fundraising. Duh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:21 AM (YPqbH)

84 >*rage meter getting ready to explode*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:20 AM (ptqGC)


**Stuffs double tackle box bloody mary through USB port**

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 11:21 AM (sjdRT)

85 This dick is suggesting that in a criminal case, texts such as his wouldn't be used to demonstrate Mens Rea?


And the people above you didn't stop you because they were in on it.


Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:21 AM (UfMVm)

86 I looked her up. She is not ugly at all. I'll sure there are some morons here who would be glad to buy her a few beers and help her relax.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (sjdRT)

I wouldn't use the morons here as an endorsement. Some of them would play poke the whiskers with Cankles if their blood alcohol level was sufficiently high. And you know who you are!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 11:21 AM (9BLnV)

87 SHUT UP, Strzok, you ass. And he gets actual APPLAUSE.


I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:21 AM (ptqGC)

88 Don't matter if you are wearing bullet proof armor or not.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:17 AM (Y5LDn)

Who volunteers to put on that vest and let the strongest person you know swing a 20 lb. demolition hammer at your rib cage as hard as they can?

How about a major league baseball player?

Still probably not even close.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:21 AM (BRvh1)

89 I am waiting to hear Strzok say - "I am America!"

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2018 11:21 AM (MuTTO)

90 Subpeona Steve Bannon?


These Donks have gone off the rails.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:22 AM (UfMVm)

91 That video looks suspicious as hell to me.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (UBzPO)

Yeah...Jerry Miculek is famous for faking his videos.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 11:22 AM (wYseH)

92 Agreed. Saw what it can do to a railroad track rail.
Posted by: auscolpyr


You should see what it does to a Messerschmidt!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:22 AM (Y5LDn)

93 I just hope Strzok actually indicts himself and provide more material for prosecutorial action. This guy is a total subversive asshole.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:22 AM (VpIIl)

94 Bannon?

This is not serious.

I'm out.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 11:22 AM (r9UYA)

95 Hell no. I make a mean tackle box bloody: Pickle, celery, beef stick, shrimp, pickled egg, and fried Reuben balls.


Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 11:18 AM (sjdRT)


Ow! My balls!

Posted by: Reuben at July 12, 2018 11:22 AM (QLvwG)

96 Welp, we're out of vodka. No Bloody for me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:22 AM (ptqGC)

97 >>It's a stupid YouTube show about exactly nothing. Its intent is to make people chuckle and make a few bucks for the guys producing it.



And HER job is scholarship about exactly nothing, so she has to troll silly internet videos to find the next, big feminist outrage and make a few bucks convincing young women to do the same.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)

98 WTF- Swalwell Wants to subpoena Bannon?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2018 11:22 AM (PvFoN)

99 Strzok tries the Eric Stratton defense. Novel.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (/tuJf)

100 Stalwall is moving to subpoena Bannion because he didn't answer questions.....


I can't even.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (Enq6K)

101 >>Yeah...Jerry Miculek is famous for faking his videos.


I don't know anything about him or the video.

But, physics tells me you are not popping back up after getting shot with a .50. Armor or no.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (N38tR)

102 My analysis of Hot Ones informs feminist media studies, as it reveals
how this YouTube show creates, maintains, and manipulates inequitable
gender hierarchies through the interrelated performances of gender, food
consumption, and celebrity.


And this is why academia is a joke.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (oVJmc)

103 The Donks are turning this into a circus.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (UfMVm)

104 Shut the FBI down.

These people are snakes, they all need to go.

Posted by: reality man at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (xOBRH)

105 "This dick is suggesting that in a criminal case, texts such as his wouldn't be used to demonstrate Mens Rea?





And the people above you didn't stop you because they were in on it.







Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:21 AM (UfMVm)"
Good grief. This guy's a law enforcement officer? Does he even lawyer?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (VpIIl)

106 >>WTF- Swalwell Wants to subpoena Bannon?



DISTRACTION!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (W+vEI)

107 Pedos are going mainstream.

https://www.westernjournal.com/ct/ pedophiles-desperately-join-lgbt-movement-acceptance-flag/

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (of+54)

108 What a clown show.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (8k/Um)

109 Yeah...Jerry Miculek is famous for faking his videos.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 11:22 AM (wYseH)

I don't know who that is. I'm just saying a few things in that video don't seem to add up.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (UBzPO)

110 * hands out mattock handles *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (fA1SL)

111 77 FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:19 AM (UfMVm)


People's Exhibit A in the case of "Why Warai-otoko is not watching or even paying attention to these craptastic hearings".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:24 AM (BRvh1)

112
WTF- Swalwell Wants to subpoena Bannon?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2018 11:22 AM (PvFoN)


Point of order: Style Guide says "Swallowswell."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:24 AM (ptqGC)

113 If this is what is infesting the FBI then find the nearest wall and line them all up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 11:24 AM (OLCnA)

114 That 1.6 x Weight figure is for Game Loads.

We are nowhere near as stout as, say, an Elk.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:24 AM (N38tR)

115 That video looks suspicious as hell to me.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

Yeah...Jerry Miculek is famous for faking his videos.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


( insert 'Oh, baby. What is you doing' meme here )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2018 11:24 AM (zfrbv)

116 I woulda been first, but the post wasn't up yet so I went to read JJ's report which of course took hours and then I got lost in contemplation and coffee but mostly coffee and then are you still reading this? why?

Good morning.

Posted by: mindful webworker - accent on the web at July 12, 2018 11:24 AM (Cd8NC)

117 Strzok is a liar, and corrupt. He was also very ready for this hearing.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 12, 2018 11:24 AM (wGbBR)

118 Omg...now they're taking a recorded vote on whatever the fuck....

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:25 AM (Enq6K)

119 I do like the fact that the President is not afraid to ax employees who are not performing (with a few painful exceptions).

If Recuse and Snooze isn't shown the door the day after midterms, you'll know the Deep State fix is in.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2018 11:25 AM (kqsXK)

120 Dad skill points for Clever, Silly, and Cheap. Also bonus for letting a child ride without a helmet or safety belt.

Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 12, 2018 11:25 AM (VWE5i)

121
Shut the FBI down.

These people are snakes, they all need to go.

Posted by: reality man at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (xOBRH)


Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

122 Stalwall is moving to subpoena Bannion because he didn't answer questions.....


YES DAMMIT! I DID IT! I PUT THE CARROTS IN THE CHILI! AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:25 AM (Y5LDn)

123 >>113
If this is what is infesting the FBI then find the nearest wall and line them all up

Posted by: TheQuietMan

I support this motion.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 11:25 AM (r9UYA)

124 "Professor of media studies"

I'll take things which dont need a degree for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 12, 2018 11:25 AM (mk7Bj)

125 That he hiding behind patriotism is even more infuriating. It's like he's trying to justify what he did. This guy is really everything that's wrong with the FBI and our country. They want to use the auspices of government to impact electoral outcome and punish people with different political opinions.
He should be up against a wall, not in a chair

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:26 AM (VpIIl)

126 I have no words.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2018 11:26 AM (PvFoN)

127 They are going to do these roll call votes for every little thing they can think of.

Clown show.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:26 AM (8k/Um)

128 Academia is a cesspool of dingbats that have WAY too much time on their hands......

Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2018 11:26 AM (F4u7C)

129 My BFF married a retired FBI agent years ago. He's a left-wing loon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:26 AM (ptqGC)

130 Yeah, go with that.

@woodruffbets 4m
Swalwell interrupts the hearing to move to subpoena Steve Bannon


Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2018 11:26 AM (zfrbv)

131 The gender Prof needs some foot longs of increasing intensity STAT. feel the Bern and ROLL ov'r Beatchoven......snoopy dog is here to untangle your twisted genes.

Posted by: saf at July 12, 2018 11:27 AM (5IHGB)

132 Maybe I'm going soft, but I'm starting to enjoy the unique, creative word-combinations that SJWs come up with.

>>>"examines how media representations of food, cooking, and dieting construct and negotiate masculinities in our current historical moment,"

>>>this YouTube show creates, maintains, and manipulates inequitable gender hierarchies through the interrelated performances of gender, food consumption, and celebrity.

I couldn't think of that. It's like its own form of unique poetry. It doesn't even make me angry any more. I just think "Whoa! Nice!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 11:27 AM (/qEW2)

133 I suppose the only useful outcome of this circus will be to demonstrate, once again, why Strozk and Page felt so confident in their corruption, because they knew that a solid majority of the government officials in DC would back them, and were in fact cheerleading every dirty deal they made.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:27 AM (k1TUh)

134 Why is Gowdy voting 'pass'?

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:27 AM (Enq6K)

135 That cute video demonstrates what most rides at Universal Studios are: video screens while your car is moved up/down/around w/the occasional spray of water or wind effect. Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:28 AM (W+vEI)

136 Next, I move to subpoena Darth Vader.
Is this Congress or Ringling Brothers?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:28 AM (VpIIl)

137
I suppose the only useful outcome of this circus will be to demonstrate,
once again, why Strozk and Page felt so confident in their corruption,
because they knew that a solid majority of the government officials in
DC would back them, and were in fact cheerleading every dirty deal they
made.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:27 AM (k1TUh)


This. I couldn't despise the Deep State more if I tried.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

138 You're Fired
An anti-Pruitt circle jerkoff.

IDK if we'll miss the press after they've been DLrendered but it might be worth the experiment.

Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2018 11:28 AM (FhXTo)

139 Keep in mind that if Trump is impeached these people will become folk heroes. Public schools will be named after Strzok.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:28 AM (UBzPO)

140 Is he deliberately tanking to take the heat of the rest of the left?

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at July 12, 2018 11:29 AM (tqyrn)

141 Most days I feel like I've taken a metaphorical .50 cal round to the chest.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2018 11:29 AM (kqsXK)

142 Newt saying if you ever wanted to see what the deep state looks like, this is it....

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (Enq6K)

143 Keep in mind that if Trump is impeached these people will become folk heroes. Public schools will be named after Strzok.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:28 AM (UBzPO)



They can follow in the steps of the failing public skooools named after our dusky former Emperor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

144 @134

Yeah, why the fuck did Gowdy vote pass?


What the fuck does that even mean in this context?


And now they are calling the roll again?



What the fuck is this shit!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (UfMVm)

145 139 Keep in mind that if Trump is impeached these people will become folk heroes. Public schools will be named after Strzok.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:28 AM (UBzPO)

You skipped a step in your analysis.

If Trump is impeached, shit starts burning.

The schools of the future will be named for the heroes of *that* conflict.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (BRvh1)

146 >>I couldn't think of that. It's like its own form of unique poetry. It doesn't even make me angry any more. I just think "Whoa! Nice!"



I find it a little freaky - this is an intentionally foreign vernacular used to signal academic in-group membership. They seem to get off on word salad, the more ridiculous, the better.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (W+vEI)

147 The guy has absolutely dripping contempt for most of the citizenry and he's arrogantly showing it.
I would like to know what else this fucker has been doing while at the FBI?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (VpIIl)

148 Is he deliberately tanking to take the heat of the rest of the left?
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers


I think he is deliberately going for over-the-top shit-show results to distract the members. Doesn't really work with Gowdy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (zfrbv)

149 >I wouldn't use the morons here as an endorsement.
Some of them would play poke the whiskers with Cankles if their blood
alcohol level was sufficiently high. And you know who you are!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 11:21 AM (9BLnV)


Dude. Cankles? Really? NFW any Moron is going there.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (sjdRT)

150
Newt saying if you ever wanted to see what the deep state looks like, this is it....

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (Enq6K)


He's absolutely right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

151 In all that time, only eleven women had been solo guests on the show, a stark underrepresentation that piqued my academic interest.

Maybe it's cause it's easier to find a guy willing to woff down a chicken wing that's been dipped in shit that gets corrosive.

We don't exist and we realize that.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at July 12, 2018 11:31 AM (tqyrn)

152 "Yeah, why the fuck did Gowdy vote pass?
"
I'm unable to watch right now. Is there a craps table involved?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:31 AM (UBzPO)

153 Go ahead and leave off a stock purchase on your tax returns or don't pay your property taxes for a couple of years and see what happens to you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:31 AM (YPqbH)

154 Forming up small units of decentralized, asymmetrically organized non-state actors over here, boss

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 11:31 AM (fA1SL)

155 I am one of those people that really doesn't like 'wings'. The only good things wings do for you is providing the oodles of gelatin for proper Chicken and Dumplings.

Posted by: Gumby at July 12, 2018 11:32 AM (2LelM)

156 Rage stroking right now.

Can we airdrop atc in there and let her do the Tasmanian Devil thing?

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:32 AM (8k/Um)

157 Dude. Cankles? Really? NFW any Moron is going there.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (sjdRT)

Not with the severed dink of my worst enemy...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:32 AM (BRvh1)

158 Thank goodness I can't watch this - I might stroke out in rage.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 11:32 AM (a0IVu)

159 >>Keep in mind that if Trump is impeached these people will become folk heroes. Public schools will be named after Strzok.


I'm sure Strzok et al believed that at one time, but at this point, his best option is a lame wrist slap for engineering a coup w/people like Brennan, McCabe and others.

I want to believe that there's a much harsher future in store for him, but his folk hero status has got to be a distant dream at this point. The Left tends to destroy those who fail them.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)

160 I don't know how much more I can take. Is it evil of me to wish Strzok would get hit by a bus after he leaves?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

161 Doesn't really work with Gowdy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (zfrbv)


---

The problem is:

What's Gowdy going to do?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (YPqbH)

162 If Trump is impeached, shit starts burning.



The schools of the future will be named for the heroes of *that* conflict.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (BRvh1)
Count me in among those who will go down fighting if that happens.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (a0IVu)

163 I would like to know what else this fucker has been doing while at the FBI?


Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (VpIIl)

How did you imagine FBI agents usually acted?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (UBzPO)

164 Posted by: Gumby at July 12, 2018 11:32 AM (2LelM)

The wings off a cold roast chicken the next day are a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (BRvh1)

165 @158

Yeah, this is bad.


This is some crazy shit going on in the committee room.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (UfMVm)

166 Cankles? Shea 1.

Posted by: a loony at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (UdKB7)

167 CTH has links to livestreams IF you want to watch this circus...

http://tinyurl.com/ztw6qrj

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (Enq6K)

168 Jane,
Just read in the last thread about your VFW. Very cool!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)

169 Present day Canckles? No way. It'd be like banging Wilford Brimley in a bad wig.

College or law school era Canckles? Perhaps, I should just assert my Fifth Amendment rights.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (1pZw2)

170 Could that sort of impact spread out throughout your torso stop organs from functioning?

Certainly not the colon.

Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (FhXTo)

171 So was Strozk the Camera Hogg of his graduating class?

Posted by: Gumby at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (2LelM)

172 Five bucks says Lisa Page's ringtone for BF Strozk is Clarence Carter's Strokin' song.


Strozkin' to the East
Strozkin' to the West
Strozkin' with the one that I love the best
We be Strozkin'!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (QLvwG)

173 lol. Somebody on the trading floor just threw an empty Poland Spring bottle at the TV screen and yelled "fucking liar". Someone else yelled "anti-American piece of shit".

I think we are going to have a riot here.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (VpIIl)

174 Oh gawd....Cummings up.

Time to sort my sock drawer.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (Enq6K)

175 "WARNING. The content has been performed on a closed range by professionals. For the safety of yourself and those around you, do not attempt to recreate any of these actions."

Hmmm... so I guess getting your girlfriend to shoot you in the chest through a copy of Reader's Digest is out of the question.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (/qEW2)

176 ...creates, maintains, and manipulates inequitable gender hierarchies...

These pinchpenny people who count noses and insist on quotas - by sex or skin tone or sexual interest or some other meaningless standard - in any grouping or walk of life - they're so blind to their own self-absorbed sexism and racism, the prejudicial filters through which they view everyone in the world - while making all of us sick as can be of their whole routine!

Normals: Huh. One of those guys is wearing a dress.
Nosecounters: Not enough lesbian representation!
Normals: Huh?

Nothing serious to say here. Just needed to vent that.

/pffffft

Posted by: mindful webworker - blaming the dog - wait, I don't have a dog at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (Cd8NC)

177 Those Rank and File FBI Employees are the real heros, here.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (N38tR)

178
Jane,

Just read in the last thread about your VFW. Very cool!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)


Thanks! They're hoping to encourage more VFW's to get offices in VA clinics and hospitals across the country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

179 WHere the hell is Billy Squier when you need him?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (VpIIl)

180 I want that dad.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (dPd5y)

181 I believe this was covered this morning, but the SJW feminists are squawking at the University of Wyoming over their cheer, motto , whatever, that the world needs more cowboys.

Their complaint is that it "excludes women and people of color".

The school has said, no it doesn't. Cowboys come in all colors and both genders.

These people are just perpetual unhappy whiners who are no different than a two year old crying in the store over not getting a toy. We have an one or two generations now of immature babies in their twenties to fifties who get a platform on social media to do their crying.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (Ith9K)

182 Strozk goin Col. Jessup ?

Your damn right I hate Trump !!
How dare you question the manner in which I protect our great nation !

Posted by: McCool at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (WXSv6)

183 173 lol. Somebody on the trading floor just threw an empty Poland Spring bottle at the TV screen and yelled "fucking liar". Someone else yelled "anti-American piece of shit".

I think we are going to have a riot here.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (VpIIl)

Wait...at the NYSE!?

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (Enq6K)

184 I want to believe that there's a much harsher future
in store for him, but his folk hero status has got to be a distant
dream at this point. The Left tends to destroy those who fail them.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)

As do I. Force Choke Holds FTW!

Posted by: Lord Darth Vader at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (QLvwG)

185 164 Posted by: Gumby at July 12, 2018 11:32 AM (2LelM)

The wings off a cold roast chicken the next day are a thing of beauty.
----------------
Encrusted with cold chicken fat? I sat next to a large woman last night that reminded me of that. Lot of side meat invading my space.

Posted by: Gumby at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (2LelM)

186 Is it evil of me to wish Strzok would get hit by a bus after he leaves?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:32 AM (ptqGC)


---

Hit by bus.
Testify before Congress.

Apparently only one can cause damage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (YPqbH)

187 WHere the hell is Billy Squier when you need him?
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (VpIIl)


Funny.....Emotions in Motion just came across my playlist.

Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (F4u7C)

188 >180
I want that dad.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (dPd5y)


Your hubby may object.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 11:36 AM (sjdRT)

189 Hmmm... so I guess getting your girlfriend to shoot you in the chest through a copy of Reader's Digest is out of the question.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM



Some days I'm not sure Mrs Diogenes would allow me even a Reader's Digest.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 11:36 AM (0tfLf)

190 lol. Somebody on the trading floor just threw an
empty Poland Spring bottle at the TV screen and yelled "fucking liar".
Someone else yelled "anti-American piece of shit".

I think we are going to have a riot here.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (VpIIl)

Wait...at the NYSE!?

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (Enq6K)


Wut?!?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:36 AM (ptqGC)

191 I want that dad.
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (dPd5y)


Don't tell your husband.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2018 11:36 AM (F4u7C)

192
I don't know how much more I can take. Is it evil of me to wish Strzok would get hit by a bus after he leaves?
Posted by: Jane D'oh


How about if Bugs Bunny flattens him with a rolling machine?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 11:36 AM (IqV8l)

193 Cummings is clearly partisan and is setting up Strozk to lie his ass off but this was a textbook example of how you do it.


Well played Cummings, well played.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:36 AM (UfMVm)

194 Her research "examines how media representations of food, cooking, and dieting construct and negotiate masculinities in our current historical moment"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

It does *what*?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

( *gasps*)

Give me air, I can't breathe!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ( *thud* )

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 12, 2018 11:36 AM (I3yXU)

195 172 Five bucks says Lisa Page's ringtone for BF Strozk is Clarence Carter's Strokin' song.


Strozkin' to the East
Strozkin' to the West
Strozkin' with the one that I love the best
We be Strozkin'!

^^^^ Hillarious!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 12, 2018 11:36 AM (vJ2Jl)

196 182 Strozk goin Col. Jessup ?

Your damn right I hate Trump !!
How dare you question the manner in which I protect our great nation !
----------------------------
So we need Strozk on that wall? Cuz Russians? Someone should tell him to paint his bald spot.

Posted by: Gumby at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (2LelM)

197 If only we had an (R) controlled House that could cut off funding to the FBI until the government employees figure out how to obey the law.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (YPqbH)

198 Lot of side meat invading my space.
Posted by: Gumby at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (2LelM)

Schmaltzy Bingo Wings....


*shudder*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (BRvh1)

199 One thing I didn't like about the You're Fired! article is the hit on Bush and FEMA. It really is the received wisdom that Bush's Katrina response was poor when in reality it was the best response EVER to a major disaster. Still is.

People who knock on Bush and Brown cannot point to a single thing that they did wrong.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (yQpMk)

200 Adorbs girl on the roller coaster is adorbs.

Mad props to the Dad.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (fuK7c)

201 Cummings is so corrupt that a Google search would turn up enough info for a 10-year stretch in Leavenworth

Posted by: el-Rasouli at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (Co9e8)

202 Our local news (Portland) showed us how a group is putting up billboards in Tacoma WA that say "Nazis live in your neighborhood." My husband was upset when I started yelling at the TV. And, when they covered the story about the old Mexican getting attacked, they did not show his attacker. I'm surprised they didn't change her name to make her sound white.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (JKNZq)

203 And he's off and lying again.

You can feel the smug oozing out of that bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

204 >>Is it evil of me to wish Strzok would get hit by a bus after he leaves?



I'm not watching, but I'd say you're being to kind.
I'd like something more painful - maybe Gitmo with Trump rallies on loop 24x7?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)

205 Amazing that the armor stopped the .50 cal round, pretty sure it would still kill you though.

Posted by: BuckIV at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (CLfqv)

206 Just read in the last thread about your VFW. Very cool!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM
~~~~~

I agree--an excellent idea! Would have gotten willowed in the last thread so I didn't respond, but I'm going to bring it up at the next VFW Auxiliary meeting.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (Ri0Ku)

207 "Wait...at the NYSE!?



Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:35 AM (Enq6K)"
Nope. Not the exchange.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (VpIIl)

208 107 Pedos are going mainstream.

https://www.westernjournal.com/ct/ pedophiles-desperately-join-lgbt-movement-acceptance-flag/

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (of+54)


Looks like Mister Metokur will have plenty of new material going forward.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 12, 2018 11:38 AM (NL6wI)

209 If The FBI is so clean, why have so many been fired, demoted and retired?

Posted by: Mr. Skeptical at July 12, 2018 11:38 AM (FvUTR)

210 155 I am one of those people that really doesn't like 'wings'. The only good things wings do for you is providing the oodles of gelatin for proper Chicken and Dumplings. "

It's always amazed me that someone had the marketing genius to make a "thing" out of the cheapest and most inedible part of a roast chicken. Maybe next it will be the chicken's feet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:38 AM (k1TUh)

211 Strzok trying to cover himself in the competence of the FBI.

Anyone ask backflip dancing FBI agent about it?

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:38 AM (8k/Um)

212 175 "WARNING. The content has been performed on a closed range by professionals. For the safety of yourself and those around you, do not attempt to recreate any of these actions."

Hmmm... so I guess getting your girlfriend to shoot you in the chest through a copy of Reader's Digest is out of the question.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (/qEW2)

Oh yeah? Hold my flakka & watch this!

Posted by: Florida Man at July 12, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)

213 >>People who knock on Bush and Brown cannot point to a single thing that they did wrong.


"He didn't prevent the hurricane and magically clean-up the flood within 24 hours!"
--- MSM and LIVs

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:39 AM (W+vEI)

214 Nope. Not the exchange.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (VpIIl)

Oh ok...at your work then I assume?

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:39 AM (Enq6K)

215 Cumming is one nasty POS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

216 Is Cummings even legally sane? What the f is this guy saying?
Somebody just called Cummings "Penis head" here. Geez not even lunchtime yet.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina at July 12, 2018 11:39 AM (VpIIl)

217 That is a legitimate question you dipshit.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:40 AM (UfMVm)

218 Cumming is the male version of Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

219 210 155 I am one of those people that really doesn't like 'wings'. The only good things wings do for you is providing the oodles of gelatin for proper Chicken and Dumplings. "

It's always amazed me that someone had the marketing genius to make a "thing" out of the cheapest and most inedible part of a roast chicken. Maybe next it will be the chicken's feet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:38 AM (k1TUh)

I loooooove wings! Burn 'em too please!

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:40 AM (Enq6K)

220 50 Cal is like getting hit by a truck. I don't think it's survivable even if you have iron man's suit holding your corpse together.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2018 11:40 AM (yL25O)

221 Why is Gowdy voting 'pass'?

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:27 AM (Enq6K)


Because he's a bloviating asshole with delusions of grandeur?

Because he's wholly bought and paid for?

Because he'd rather get a puff piece in the NYT than break the sainted "comity" of congress?

**sits back and waits for the inevitable lecture about how I don't know how congress works, why Gowdy is a good man doing what he can with his limited tools, how Sessions is going to destroy the Deep State in #TwoWeeksSwearsies and why the yellow fluid running down my leg is actually rain**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2018 11:40 AM (kqsXK)

222 Amazing that the armor stopped the .50 cal round, pretty sure it would still kill you though.


They should try that with ballistic gelatin behind the armor to show how much your insides would get washing-machined.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 11:40 AM (fuK7c)

223 You know who else is an American hero? my comrades that shit-canned two warnings about the wackjob that went on to murder 17 human beings in Parkland FL. Heroes.

Posted by: Extremely deep agent Strzok at July 12, 2018 11:41 AM (tqyrn)

224 I'm a hero, I didn't do anything but try to save the country because national security.. Hillary was the best person for the Top Job.

Because, experience
in arresting people for her activities (obscure video guy)
Because ,great at answering 3 a.m phone calls!
And hiding that she did.
Because, experience!
in hiding pay to play schemes, while allowing access to every despot country to our national security.
Because, Love of country!
well the country's power over the lesser.
Because, compassion! for the children! unless you aren't old enough to vote (PP)

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 11:41 AM (dPd5y)

225 I'm a fairly adventurous eater, but chicken feet suck.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 11:41 AM (1pZw2)

226 Maxine Waters IQ could smack Elijah Cummings around like a 1950s Southern Deputy, while still doing one-armed pushups.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:41 AM (8SbGg)

227 Where's AtC?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

228 Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (yQpMk)

More than one inaccurate meme about Bush that both sides have accepted as truth. I am learning to ignore them for my sanity.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 11:41 AM (N4pek)

229 Armor may hold but innards will likely be jellified.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2018 11:42 AM (zLDYs)

230 Where's AtC?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)


Hopefully not watching this BS hearing.

If she is, hopefully locks and restraints are in place.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:42 AM (8k/Um)

231 This is going to be a let's jerkoff the FIB fandango.


The FBI is corrupt, weaponized and politicized.


It needs to be dismantled.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:42 AM (UfMVm)

232
In all that time, only eleven women had been solo guests on the show, a stark underrepresentation that piqued my academic interest. ... My analysis of Hot Ones informs feminist media studies, as it reveals how this YouTube show creates, maintains, and manipulates inequitable gender hierarchies through the interrelated performances of gender, food consumption, and celebrity.


My mind sees and reads schlock like this and goes all ... https://youtu.be/votpmwC25Ek.

Who wastes time trying to understand this shit?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 12, 2018 11:42 AM (pNxlR)

233 Amazing that the armor stopped the .50 cal round, pretty sure it would still kill you though.
Posted by: BuckIV



Yeah. They need to start making jeep & Toyota engines out of the BP vest material.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:42 AM (Y5LDn)

234 Gowdy talks the talk


Can he walk the walk???

Posted by: Animal Mother at July 12, 2018 11:42 AM (Co9e8)

235 >>Maxine Waters IQ could smack Elijah Cummings around like a 1950s Southern Deputy, while still doing one-armed pushups.

Objection! Facts not in evidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 11:42 AM (/tuJf)

236 For an interesting youtube gun channel, see also hickok45.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 11:42 AM (/qEW2)

237 >>They should try that with ballistic gelatin behind the armor to show how much your insides would get washing-machined.


Liquified. Only thing left inside you would resemble a British Delicacy.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (VS6hf)

238 Cummins sez Weiner laptop.

Yuk.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (8k/Um)

239 I have to admit to being a chicken wing lover. but what a pain in the rear when cooking for 9-10.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (dPd5y)

240 I don't know anything about him or the video.

But, physics tells me you are not popping back up after getting shot with a .50. Armor or no.
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (N38tR)

I think Jerry is very honest, and his videos are entertaining. But I expect that armor would merely change the wearer's mode of death to "concussion" from "blown to bits". Less work for the cleanup guys, though, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (bNb8V)

241
People who knock on Bush and Brown cannot point to a single thing that they did wrong.


The saddest part is that compared to todays attacks against Trump the Bush attacks almost seem civil

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (10vO4)

242 186 Is it evil of me to wish Strzok would get hit by a bus after he leaves?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

Tom Clancy novel. Some high ranking official deliberately stepped in front of one to avoid having to face the music.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (suO/a)

243 Maxine Waters + Elijah Cummings = singularity of stupidity

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (a0IVu)

244 That Monkey needs an intervention and plastic surgery on those ear lobes.

Seriously, who does that to a defenseless animal?

Posted by: ALH at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (uLuPn)

245 >>Pedos are going mainstream.


How...premature of them.

The Transgenders are in the process of self-destructing thanks to overreach and alienating feminist, and the bis are already being booted from the LGBTQ family, oh --- and Trump/Sessions have already made more pedophile/child porn arrests than Obama made in 8 years, ICE is busting up their current kiddie trafficking process, and the #MeToo movement is still outing the pedos in its midst.


Go for it, pedos!!! I double-dog dare you to push for it now.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (W+vEI)

246 199
One thing I didn't like about the You're Fired! article is the hit on
Bush and FEMA. It really is the received wisdom that Bush's Katrina
response was poor when in reality it was the best response EVER to a
major disaster. Still is.



People who knock on Bush and Brown cannot point to a single thing that they did wrong.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (yQpMk)

Hmmm, waiting 4 days to even drop a bottle of water? I wish Trump had been president during Katrina.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (UBzPO)

247 Gowdy is excellent at questioning. Excellent.

After that....nada.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:44 AM (Enq6K)

248 It's always amazed me that someone had the marketing
genius to make a "thing" out of the cheapest and most inedible part of a
roast chicken. Maybe next it will be the chicken's feet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:38 AM (k1TUh)


---

That blows my mind. Same with flank steak and a few other cuts. Used to find it for a buck or two and make do, and now it's $5+ a pound.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:44 AM (YPqbH)

249 Gowdy talks the talk


Can he walk the walk???
Posted by: Animal Mother at July 12, 2018 11:42 AM (Co9e

Why you didn't beat the crap out of Joker is beyond me.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 11:45 AM (suO/a)

250 I've been wanting to try cooking a tray of wings in the smoker one of these days.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:45 AM (BRvh1)

251 @247


For every good line of questioning from Gowdy you have shit like what he said about if Trumps not guilty he should act like it.


He's always playing a game.


I have no use for him.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:46 AM (UfMVm)

252 Did I mention that I'm a Great American who saved my honey snoogums from having to bang her husband?

Posted by: Extremely deep agent Strzok at July 12, 2018 11:46 AM (tqyrn)

253
It's always amazed me that someone had the marketing

genius to make a "thing" out of the cheapest and most inedible part of a

roast chicken. Maybe next it will be the chicken's feet.



Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:38 AM (k1TUh)



---

That blows my mind. Same with flank steak and a
few other cuts. Used to find it for a buck or two and make do, and now
it's $5+ a pound.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:44 AM (YPqbH)

Also skirt steak aka fajita meat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2018 11:46 AM (QLvwG)

254 This is how Washington deals with Washington corruption.

Everyone you see in this process are from Washington.

They aren't going to upset their own racket.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 11:46 AM (oVJmc)

255 That blows my mind. Same with flank steak and a few other cuts. Used to find it for a buck or two and make do, and now it's $5+ a pound.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Skirt steak & brisket.
Used to be veritable throw away meats.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:46 AM (Y5LDn)

256 Armor may hold but innards will likely be jellified.
Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2018 11:42 AM (zLDYs)

That's why a couple of layers of Kevlar cushion needs to be behind the plate.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 11:47 AM (N4pek)

257 OT - I really like the dress Melania was wearing when they landed in the UK...wonder if there is a budget version online.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu)

258 I've been wanting to try cooking a tray of wings in the smoker one of these days.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:45 AM (BRvh1)


---

I've done legs and they turned out well. If you can find the little variety pack of flavored salts (onion, paprika, chipolte lime, monterey, etc.) that's a quick and easy way to get some flavor on them. Just use them like you'd use a rub, only a bit lighter coating because they're mostly still just salt.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:47 AM (YPqbH)

259 Riot on the trading floor?

The Duke brothers are back?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 11:47 AM (MeS8s)

260 Dude. Cankles? Really? NFW any Moron is going there.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 11:30 AM (sjdRT)

Admittedly, the blood alcohol levels would have to be in the Richard Burton or Peter O'Toole range, but there are some that have blackouts so they would be blissfully unaware of who the creature in the paper bag was.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 11:48 AM (9BLnV)

261 Nothing serious to say here. Just needed to vent that.

/pffffft
Posted by: mindful webworker - blaming the dog - wait, I don't have a dog at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (Cd8NC)


Learn to stop worrying and love the SJW bomb.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 11:48 AM (/qEW2)

262 Skirt steak brisket.

Used to be veritable throw away meats.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:46 AM (Y5LDn)


---

I always get pissed when I spend $25 on brisket and then have to cut away four pounds of fat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:48 AM (YPqbH)

263 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (UBzPO)

Were you actually in New Orleans waiting for water? Go ahead a lie to me.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 11:48 AM (N4pek)

264 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:47 AM (YPqbH)

Right on, thanks.

I've been wondering whether to do a glaze at the end of smoking and let it really stick on, or just cook a dipping sauce to coat them with after pulling them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:48 AM (BRvh1)

265 That's why a couple of layers of Kevlar cushion needs to be behind the plate.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 11:47 AM (N4pek)

Seriously, watch that video between 2:05 - 2:20. What's that armor made of, styrofoam? It weighs nothing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:49 AM (UBzPO)

266 250 I've been wanting to try cooking a tray of wings in the smoker one of these days.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:45 AM (BRvh1)
Got a fancy electric smoker earlier this year. First thing I tried was wings. Delicious!

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 12, 2018 11:49 AM (RSRVb)

267 I like brisket....long, slow cooking and it's very good. I can't make it cuz hubby can't eat beef...but I love it.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:49 AM (Enq6K)

268 That complaint was not to scale, btw. I was just making a point about so much of the cost being waste in a way that marbling in an actual steak is not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:49 AM (YPqbH)

269 All Ace's talk (and others') about insomnia last night actually gave me insomnia! Or something.

Woke up at 2:00 a.m. and tossed and turned until 5:00. Not enough caffeine in the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:49 AM (ptqGC)

270 Goodlatte talking about the 'the smell of Trump voters.'

HA!

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:50 AM (Enq6K)

271 CBD, Did you decide about the Remington RP45? I posted some info on the ONT that might be helpful. Basically, it is considered a full size, service grade semi: reliable, pretty accurate out of the box, decent trigger. One comment I saw said he bought the RP45 and 1,000 rounds of Winchester service ammo for the price of a Glock.

Posted by: JTB at July 12, 2018 11:50 AM (V+03K)

272 262 Skirt steak brisket.

Used to be veritable throw away meats.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:46 AM (Y5LDn)


---

I always get pissed when I spend $25 on brisket and then have to cut away four pounds of fat.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:48 AM (YPqbH)

I buy brisket on clearance March 18th.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2018 11:50 AM (7HtZB)

273 Were you actually in New Orleans waiting for water? Go ahead a lie to me.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 11:48 AM (N4pek)

I was here for all of it. Go ahead and believe what you saw on TV though. They never lie.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:50 AM (UBzPO)

274 Strzok: I hate Trump with the heat of 100 trillion gazillion suns, he is one son of a bitch!! I will impeach him from Day Uno!!! Then I pin on my FBI badge, and things are different, you see. No hatred, no bias. I am that awesome.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2018 11:50 AM (Kcf2u)

275 Strzok needs to get a good, daily dose of the bastinado, followed by a good quart of castor oil administered by funnel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 11:50 AM (fA1SL)

276 "Imagine taking a .50 caliber round to the chest and surviving it."


For different values of "surviving." Good grief, no thank you.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2018 11:51 AM (9chmE)

277 Now talking about 'ignorant hillbillies' of Southern Virginia.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:51 AM (Enq6K)

278 Oooh! "What does Trump support smell like, Mr. Strzok?"

This is in reference to Strzok saying he could "smell the Trump support" at a Walmart in VA. And calling Trump supporters "ignorant hillbillies."

Strzok is stammering and trying to cover his lying ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

279 240
I don't know anything about him or the video.



But, physics tells me you are not popping back up after getting shot with a .50. Armor or no.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:23 AM (N38tR)



I think Jerry is very honest, and his videos are entertaining. But I
expect that armor would merely change the wearer's mode of death to
"concussion" from "blown to bits". Less work for the cleanup guys,
though, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (bNb8V)

True, but the coroner is going to need a spoon and an eye dropper to do the autopsy once he opens the body up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 11:51 AM (jxbfJ)

280 Macron really made a fool out of Trump.

Posted by: How About That at July 12, 2018 11:51 AM (YJMax)

281 270
Goodlatte talking about the 'the smell of Trump voters.'



HA!

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:50 AM (Enq6K)
What's he saying! We are familiar w/ the concept of deodorant!

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 11:51 AM (a0IVu)

282 Strzok: "It was an unfortunate use of words."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

283 Got a fancy electric smoker earlier this year. First thing I tried was wings. Delicious!
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 12, 2018 11:49 AM (RSRVb)

That's what I got, the little mini-fridge with an oven element in the bottom.

I've done a bunch of pork, ribs, a few pieces of turkey, and it always comes out pretty darned good.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:51 AM (BRvh1)

284 I'm with anyone else saying that the blow from that .50 cal would bruise something inside to the extant someone would die or be in serious condition.

That bulge on the back is about 2".

Ppl get that sort of thing even these days with a seat belt as the sheering effect will cause great damage to your internals.

I'd stick to 2" chobham armor myself. With an interior spall liner.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 12, 2018 11:51 AM (ricI7)

285 >>Strzok: "It was an unfortunate use of words."


What words should you have used, Mr Strzok?

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (VS6hf)

286 Every website on earth has a better comment field.

Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (gKOMX)

287 A .50cal round from an M-2/M-3 or a .50cal AE round from a DE?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (MeS8s)

288 He didn't mean anything by the use of the all cap word SMELL.

I'm outta fingers to pull, Petey.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Enq6K)

289 was here for all of it. Go ahead and believe what you saw on TV though. They never lie.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:50 AM (UBzPO)M

What are you talking about? The reporting was nothing but lies. Were you waiting for water?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (N4pek)

290 Hmmm, waiting 4 days to even drop a bottle of water? I wish Trump had been president during Katrina.

What do you mean? Are you saying that FEMA could have delivered you water and chose not to do so?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (yQpMk)

291 Should I still feel embarrassed for our Congressional reps and the people that voted for them?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (r9UYA)

292 Oooh....getting into Loretta Lynch questions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

293 Oh, sure, that gets through.

Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2018 11:53 AM (gKOMX)

294 103 The Donks are turning this into a circus.

Posted by: Kreplach
---------
No sir, this entire thing has been under the Big Top since its inception.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 12, 2018 11:53 AM (9B/d8)

295 Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (yQpMk)

Hmmm, waiting 4 days to even drop a bottle of water? I wish Trump had been president during Katrina.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:43 AM (UBzPO)

As I recall Blanco and head pepper (the real governor) allow the military in.
wouldn't

Posted by: Dempsy at July 12, 2018 11:53 AM (zHhW4)

296 Will Petey boy next say "Inconceivable!" perchance?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 11:53 AM (MeS8s)

297 Actually never mind, I retract the question since you are just a troll and any exchange is going to be unhelpful.

Always wrong but never in doubt should be your handle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 12, 2018 11:53 AM (yQpMk)

298 Heh. Smug Strzok getting nervous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

299 291
Should I still feel embarrassed for our Congressional reps and the people that voted for them?



Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (r9UYA)

No you should feel rage towards the reps and utter contempt for the people who voted for them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 11:53 AM (jxbfJ)

300 True, but the coroner is going to need a spoon and an eye dropper to do the autopsy once he opens the body up.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 11:51 AM (jxbfJ)

The coroners report would be a picture of a .50 bullet.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 12, 2018 11:54 AM (aVYsC)

301 >>Oooh! "What does Trump support smell like, Mr. Strzok?"



And how does that compare to the smell of Hillary when you interviewed her?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)

302 Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (gKOMX)
You cordially invited to go spend all your time at those better places, departing at once.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2018 11:54 AM (QLvwG)

303 Hmmm, waiting 4 days to even drop a bottle of water? I wish Trump had been president during Katrina."

If Trump had been in charge, he wouldn't have wasted so much time trying to make Blanco look good - he would have steamrolled her from the start.

I still remember watching the weather reports the day before Katrina hit, and thinking "I can't believe this thing is heading straight for N.O. and everyone in charge is just sitting around with their thumbs up their ass, pretending it isn't happening."

And it wasn't just me, everyone with even the slightest amount of sense saw what was coming that weekend. But that excluded everyone in authority, at every level.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:54 AM (k1TUh)

304 All of us down at the Brattleboro Womens Reproductive Hellth Clinic thinks the UN should fire Trump and gives us a new Presdent now !!!!! Hilllary wood be grate and so would maxwell Walters from Californica. Trump is screwing up this cuntruy big time and wee may never recover.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 12, 2018 11:54 AM (qM84C)

305 286 Every website on earth has a better comment field.
Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (gKOMX)

You gotta want it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:55 AM (BRvh1)

306 Goodlatte: Did you ever think these texts would become public?

Strzok: I did not.

Oooookay then...wouldn't that indicate these are your true feelings?

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:55 AM (Enq6K)

307 Every website on earth has a better comment field.

Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (gKOMX)


Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Buh-bye.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:55 AM (ptqGC)

308 We can't lie to them but they can/should/must lie their asses off to us.
Got it.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at July 12, 2018 11:55 AM (w7KSn)

309 >>Every website on earth has a better comment field.

NEW Comments Thingy is ...


Sufficient.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 11:55 AM (VS6hf)

310 301
>>Oooh! "What does Trump support smell like, Mr. Strzok?"







And how does that compare to the smell of Hillary when you interviewed her?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)

One smells like victory (Napalm).The other, combination of moth balls, urine, last night's drunk, (feel free to add any I missed).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 11:55 AM (jxbfJ)

311 N.O. had an evacuation plan. Everyone was supposed to get in their car and drive away.

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 11:56 AM (3HNOQ)

312 >>Heh. Smug Strzok getting nervous.



Good!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

313 Every website on earth has a better comment field.
Posted by: Monty James


that's because you're here, and not there.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at July 12, 2018 11:56 AM (tqyrn)

314 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:54 AM (k1TUh)

WTF? First it didn't hit New Orleans and second, preparations were ongoing prior to landfall.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 11:56 AM (N4pek)

315 Y'know, a racist comment by a cop can get dragged up years later and be used to show that the whole department is racist and must be replaced.

I say the same thing goes for Strzok.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

316 Is Mrs. Strzok there?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

317 This Russia bullshit and operational secrecy is enraging.


This is all too convenient.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:57 AM (UfMVm)

318 Elijah Cummings is in one of those gerrymandered black majority districts that SCOTUS ruled unconsitutional last year. But there has been no effort to redraw district lines in MD and nobody is squawking.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2018 11:57 AM (mpXpK)

319
I've been wondering whether to do a glaze at the
end of smoking and let it really stick on, or just cook a dipping sauce
to coat them with after pulling them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 11:48 AM (BRvh1)


---

I'm from a part of the world that uses a white BBQ sauce for poultry. It makes a great glaze for the last couple of minutes of cooking (hint: put it in a cooler for five minutes after removing from smoker and it will take on a beautiful finished glaze for presentation), and it's equally good as a dipping sauce.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:57 AM (YPqbH)

320 As to Blanco's obstruction of the Nat Guard, all the President had to do was to go on camera and state publicly "People are dying in N.O. right now because Gov. Blanco is refusing to sign this piece of paper." (and he could hold it up)

Blanco would have folded in 15 minutes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:57 AM (k1TUh)

321 The budget roller coaster is wonderful Put a huge smile on my face, probably last all day. What a great dad

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 11:57 AM (39g3+)

322 Wings are awesome, especially dry-rubbed so the skin gets crispy. The best wings I've had were brined, then smoked, then briefly fried to crisp 'em up a bit.

I'm saying this through the prism of my white masculinity in the current historical moment.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 12, 2018 11:57 AM (oAY8z)

323 I can just envision this smug shit explaining away his extramarital affairs to his wife. Good God.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2018 11:57 AM (Kcf2u)

324 316 Is Mrs. Strzok there?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

No, conflicted with her appt. with her lawyer.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:58 AM (Enq6K)

325 Hotair has a great comment section.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:58 AM (YPqbH)

326 A .50cal round from an M-2/M-3 or a .50cal AE round from a DE?
Posted by: Anna Puma


50 BMG

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:58 AM (Y5LDn)

327 Text messages previously redacted by the FBI:

Strzok: "Shmoopie!"

Page: "Shmoopie."

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2018 11:58 AM (HgMAr)

328 Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Strzok is shameless, defiant. He knows he has nothing to worry about.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 12, 2018 11:58 AM (2NqXo)

329 >>One smells like victory (Napalm).The other, combination of moth balls, urine, last night's drunk, (feel free to add any I missed).


Per a Podesta email:

"It reminds me of a combination of boiled cabbage, urine, and farts. I'm guessing it's either connected to her fall or simply the fact that she rarely bathes. "

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vEI)

330 306 Goodlatte: Did you ever think these texts would become public?

Strzok: I did not.

Oooookay then...wouldn't that indicate these are your true feelings?
Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:55 AM (Enq6K)
And why be so stupid as to use government cellphones? Surely you do the annual IT security training like the rest of us low-level, blue collar rubes?

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 12, 2018 11:58 AM (RSRVb)

331 Yeah Petey thought his ninja powers were at 9,000, that Trump would never be President and thus safe from exposure of his treason. Someone got too big for his britches. He needs to be sent to prison to suffer atomic wedgies for 10 to 20 years.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 11:58 AM (MeS8s)

332 Everyone knows that feministas don't eat chicken wings. They eat chicken shit.

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2018 11:58 AM (7n4KQ)

333 327 Text messages previously redacted by the FBI:

Strzok: "Shmoopie!"

Page: "Shmoopie."

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2018 11:58 AM (HgMAr)

HAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 11:59 AM (Enq6K)

334 I'm with anyone else saying that the blow from that .50 cal would bruise something inside to the extant someone would die or be in serious condition.

The impact is nice and spread out. Like when you get hit by a truck.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 11:59 AM (JEV/2)

335 Every website on earth has a better comment field.
Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM


Why so limited in your outlook?

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Society at July 12, 2018 11:59 AM (ctuyM)

336 Yeah. Don't talk to me about wings.

There's no damn meat on them. It's mostly batter and sauce.

And there are ppl who will eat chicken feet.GAH!

I hate that they count a wing as a piece of chicken like a leg.

It's two bones and some ligament. Teeny weenie sliver of muscle.

That's why chickens don't fly!

Posted by: jakee308 at July 12, 2018 11:59 AM (ricI7)

337 This hearing isn't good for me.

I'm trying to calmly prepare myself for leaving tomorrow for ATL to spend the weekend with MiL for her millionth birfday.

Husband is insisting we bring all the ingredients to do a low country boil for his lazy family. Because of course.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

338 Go have a few beers and get laid.

Seems like that was in a whole other lifetime, for me. Sigh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2018 11:59 AM (Tyii7)

339 BTW, so is Clyburn and nobody is squawking about him either.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2018 11:59 AM (mpXpK)

340 139 Keep in mind that if Trump is impeached these people will become folk heroes. Public schools will be named after Strzok.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
----------
But that we'll NEVER happen no matter what they attempt even if for some odd reason the Gimmedats gain the House so my concern meter is ummm..at zero.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 12, 2018 11:59 AM (9B/d8)

341 Is this the thread where we have to be NOOD, or is that the ONT?

Posted by: Jabroni at July 12, 2018 12:00 PM (TcM5G)

342 Don't knock the comments.

Changing that would change the whole blog IMO.

Besides just the programming angle.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 12, 2018 12:00 PM (ricI7)

343 Hotair has a great comment section.

So clean. Lots of space.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 12:00 PM (oVJmc)

344 Is Mrs. Strzok there?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:57 AM (ptqGC)


I take care of her today.

Posted by: Paolo at July 12, 2018 12:00 PM (HgMAr)

345 Every website on earth has a better comment field.

Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (gKOMX)

Agreed.

Especially hotair.com!

Check it out.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 12:00 PM (wYseH)

346 Text messages previously redacted by the FBI:

Strzok: "Shmoopie!"

Page: "Shmoopie."



Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Posted by: former Mrs. Strzok at July 12, 2018 12:00 PM (tqyrn)

347 Apparently that FBI agent who went dancing with an unsecured pistol, you know the guy who did a backflip, dropped his sidearm, then shot someone while picking it up?

No suspension. No firing. He's still on the job. Its like being a teacher, you're unfirable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (39g3+)

348 As I recall Blanco and head pepper (the real governor) allow the military in.

wouldn't

Posted by: Dempsy at July 12, 2018 11:53 AM (zHhW4)

Blanco was curled up in the fetal position - she wouldn't make a decision either way. Bush could've federalized the entire response immediately and there are many opinions on why he waited so long. I'd like to believe he wasn't trying to score some political points but who knows. I will say that when something like that happens partisanship quickly goes out the window for the folks on the ground.
This isn't the time to relive the Katrina Wars though.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (UBzPO)

349 I banged Lisa "The Goat" Page for the good of the country. Because I'm a patriot. Who loves America. And woman who resemble goats. Baaaah!

Posted by: Agent Stroke at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (1pZw2)

350 WTF? First it didn't hit New Orleans and second, preparations were ongoing prior to landfall."

Do we need to pull up the pictures of the 400 public school buses that were all sitting in the same parking lot, a few hours before the storm hit, which could have easily been used to evacuate residents in the lowest lying areas, aka 9th ward? I remember the story was that was impossible because Sunday was the school bus drivers day off. Seriously. And 12 hours later every one of those buses was under water.

Thats just one of the many idiocies that could have, should have been done differently if anyone had been paying attention.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (k1TUh)

351 Note to self: Remember to bring emergency drinking vodka to MiL's house tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

352 Lighten up Emily. Go have a few beers and get laid.

She is on sex strike because someone wrote a book that became a tv show about socialists taking over women that were single or on second marriage and giving them to the local politburo heads as brood mares.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (JFO2v)

353 >>Every website on earth has a better comment field.





Just about every site comments section is also crawling with trolls to ensure it's not worth your time to read, let alone post, comments.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (W+vEI)

354 Im sorry honey, I was tired, lonely, and her gums were irresistible.

Posted by: Pete Strzok at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (sXefu)

355 Strzok: "It was an unfortunate use of words."

I've had it.

I want martial law. I want the Democrat party officially declared a terrorist organization, I want the entire Democrat congress thrown into concentration camps and I want Strzok given the Plotzensee Prison treatment.

This country is finished.

I'm out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (kqsXK)

356 I find it funny that the democrats are all on the FIB's side. This clearly demonstrates that some very bad, traitorous things were going on at the FIB.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (pw+jk)

357 Frankly I like being able to peruse the entire thread of comments. Try that with disqus. Every 20 comments or so you have to load more plus there are comments that can be added in reply that for me just mess up the entire process.

No thanks I'll pass on the Moderne way.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (ricI7)

358 Chicken Wings are crap. They're like 4% meat and 96% gristle, bone, fat, and skin. Its like eating what's left over after someone finishes off a bucket of KFC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (39g3+)

359 Lighten up Emily. Go have a few beers and get laid.



Methinks Miss Emily is a tequila gal.

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (7n4KQ)

360 Ha. I just realized I didn't paste the white sauce recipe:

North Alabama White Sauce

1 cup mayonnaise - Brands don't matter, but use real mayo.
1/4 cup White vinegar
1 1/2 tablespoon Sugar
1 teaspoon Salt
1 teaspoon Black pepper
2 teaspoons Lemon juice

Mix. Serve over chicken or
turkey. Gets better the next day, so make ahead of time and let it sit in the fridge if you
can.

---

It will keep for a long time in a jar.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (YPqbH)

361 Goodlatte's tie - it's the colors of the Kekistani battle-flag. Wonder if it's intentional?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (fA1SL)

362 250 I've been wanting to try cooking a tray of wings in the smoker one of these days.

Done that. They turn out good. Used some type of fruit wood, I forget which, probably apple.

Posted by: BuckIV at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (CLfqv)

363 351 Note to self: Remember to bring emergency drinking vodka to MiL's house tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

Bring the IV equipment for it too.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (Enq6K)

364 It is.

No it's not.

Uh-huh.

Nyuh-uh.

Fatso.

Point of order!

Posted by: Congressional Record at July 12, 2018 12:03 PM (HgMAr)

365 Apparently that FBI agent who went dancing with an unsecured pistol, you
know the guy who did a backflip, dropped his sidearm, then shot someone
while picking it up?



No suspension. No firing. He's still on the job. Its like being a teacher, you're unfirable.


Hey, they're Overlords-- they're Superior.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 12:03 PM (oVJmc)

366 349
I banged Lisa "The Goat" Page for the good of the country. Because I'm a
patriot. Who loves America. And woman who resemble goats. Baaaah!

Posted by: Agent Stroke at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (1pZw2)

Not to mention her skillz. Skillz not taught at the FBI academy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 12:03 PM (jxbfJ)

367 Bush couldn't do anything until the State requested it.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 12, 2018 12:03 PM (jsWA8)

368 355. And.....another for Team Accordion!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 12:03 PM (fA1SL)

369 It will keep for a long time in a jar.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (YPqbH)

Cool. This is why we come here. For the learnin'

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2018 12:03 PM (7n4KQ)

370 Husband is insisting we bring all the ingredients to do a low country boil for his lazy family.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:59 AM


Have you considered doing the Cannibal Bob version of a low country boil?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2018 12:03 PM (ctuyM)

371 Note to self: Remember to bring emergency drinking vodka to MiL's house tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC)



Bring the IV equipment for it too.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (Enq6K)


Already on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 12:04 PM (ptqGC)

372 Every website on earth has a better comment field.

Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (gKOMX)

Agreed.

Especially hotair.com!

Check it out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 12:00 PM (wYseH)


Yes please Monty. You are free to take your leave. We insist.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 12:04 PM (hQDvN)

373 If the comments section here were nested, we'd wind up breaking off into little sub-threads and there wouldn't be the wide-open interaction that we get here.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

374 Every website on earth has a better comment field.

This is my favorite one. You can read it.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 12:04 PM (I83yK)

375 372 Every website on earth has a better comment field.

Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (gKOMX)

Agreed.

Especially hotair.com!

Check it out.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 12:00 PM (wYseH)


Yes please Monty. You are free to take your leave. We insist.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 12:04 PM (hQDvN)

Wait...that's not former COB Monty, is it?

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 12:05 PM (Enq6K)

376 The amount of contempt I have for the clownshow of a Congress and the DoJ/FBI is, at this point, immeasurable. The Strzok opening testimony and the coordinated Democrat obstruction dance is a testament to failure and corruption.

I'm simply out of words. I can't even anymore.

I'm ready to make Trump emperor and let him purge DC entirely. If Trump wants to recruit SMOD to clean up what's left, I'm fine with that, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2018 12:05 PM (6eEQ+)

377 I'd much rather be in the company of the little girl on the imaginary roller coaster and her fun loving dad than Emily who intuits sexist meaning from hot sauce competition..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 12:05 PM (AllCR)

378 Husk restaurant here does fried chicken skins with Alabama white sauce as an appetizer.

It's not my thing, but everyone we were with loved it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 12:05 PM (ptqGC)

379 351 Note to self: Remember to bring emergency drinking vodka to MiL's house tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

Used to has 2 bottles of barbancourt stashed at MiLs. Everyone wondered why I could sit and listen to her talk for hours on end.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 12, 2018 12:06 PM (JFO2v)

380 Nested comments are an abomination. Says so in Deuteronomy. Nothing is wrong with comments here.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 12:06 PM (1pZw2)

381 376. Here, this will cheer you up.

https://youtu.be/0kdC601wt_4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 12:06 PM (fA1SL)

382 If the comments section here were nested, we'd wind up breaking off into little sub-threads and there wouldn't be the wide-open interaction that we get here.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

Exactly. And you wouldn't get the hilarious stuff where two diverging sub-threads suddenly get mashed up again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 12:06 PM (bNb8V)

383 Im sorry honey, I was tired, lonely, and her gums were irresistible.

Posted by: Pete Strzok at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (sXefu)


Flossing is easy when you have no upper lip.

Posted by: Lisa Page at July 12, 2018 12:06 PM (HgMAr)

384 The cops have bad guys
The congress has bad guys
The CiA got bad guys
The arm services has bad guys
The general public has bad guys


BUT somehow the FBI has no bad guys

Now, it all makes sense

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2018 12:06 PM (STPlW)

385 I made the mistake of commenting at The Hill last night. It is pure insanity there and almost all are in a completely different reality.


I posted that the USA had beat Germany in 1945 and beat East Germany and the USSR in 1989. Some idiot it asked me for a link. My post said read a history book you DUmbass.

That earned me a time out. It is a very fragile bubble over there.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 12, 2018 12:06 PM (pw+jk)

386 311
N.O. had an evacuation plan. Everyone was supposed to get in their car and drive away.



Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 11:56 AM (3HNOQ)

To this day the Katrina evacuation is the most successful in the history of the country. Something like 1.3 million people (1.8 maybe?) were evacuated in less than 36 hours from S. Louisiana
Compare that to the Houston attempt a couple weeks later for Rita. If that had hit hundreds would've probably died on I-10.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:07 PM (UBzPO)

387 Bush couldn't do anything until the State requested it."

Trump would never have let himself be restricted by something that petty.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 12:07 PM (k1TUh)

388 >>Apparently that FBI agent who went dancing with an unsecured pistol, you
know the guy who did a backflip, dropped his sidearm, then shot someone
while picking it up?




Probably works with the FBI agent who egged on the two ISIS guys who tried to kill Pam Gellar, the one who interviewed the Parkland shooter and said he was not a threat, the one who interviewed the St. Kate's arsonist and said she was no threat, the one who ignored multiple tips from Russia about the Tsarnaevs, the one who interviewed the Pulse nightclub shooter and said he was not a threat, the one who said it was OK to let the Pulse shooter's wife to disappear......

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)

389 Elijah Cummings is in one of those gerrymandered black majority districts that SCOTUS ruled unconsitutional last year. But there has been no effort to redraw district lines in MD and nobody is squawking.

The Dem supermajority means it's useless even trying. They'll scream RAAAACISM to some affirmative-action case judge if someone comes up with a redistricting that doesn't favor them.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2018 12:07 PM (ZGrMX)

390 The man should be hung.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Stuttering Vagina 

************

He may be hung, though I doubt it.
He should be hanged.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 12, 2018 12:07 PM (Hvlu9)

391 373 If the comments section here were nested, we'd wind up breaking off into little sub-threads and there wouldn't be the wide-open interaction that we get here.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

I HATE nested comments!

This one is fine. FreeRepublic had a good one also...at least it did years ago when I read there.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 12:07 PM (Enq6K)

392 Every website on earth has a better comment field.

Congratulations, Monty. You're read every website on earth? Guinness Book of World records want to give you an award!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 12:08 PM (AllCR)

393 376 The amount of contempt I have for the clownshow of a Congress and the DoJ/FBI is, at this point, immeasurable. The Strzok opening testimony and the coordinated Democrat obstruction dance is a testament to failure and corruption.

I'm simply out of words. I can't even anymore.

I'm ready to make Trump emperor and let him purge DC entirely. If Trump wants to recruit SMOD to clean up what's left, I'm fine with that, too.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2018 12:05 PM (6eEQ+)

If only there was some position in the Administration that was in charge of the DOJ and FBI....

He'd probably have to be an attorney.... and he would be in charge... like a General...

Heck, we could even call him the Attorney General!

Then he could clean up this crap...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2018 12:08 PM (NgKpN)

394 I'm detecting a bit'o internet website comment snobbery in our midst.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2018 12:08 PM (Kcf2u)

395
Every website on earth has a better comment field.
Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2018 11:52 AM (gKOMX)



It gives us home field advantage when trolls come to play

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 12:08 PM (10vO4)

396 Husk restaurant here does fried chicken skins with Alabama white sauce as an appetizer.

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Fried chicken skins is fascinating. It's like what Tom Servo mentioned earlier about turning trash into a delicacy and charging lots of money for it.

I'd eat that, btw. I also like pork rinds and vienna sausages on saltine crackers, so I have questionable tastes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 12:09 PM (YPqbH)

397 I'm on a board where the new comments are on top. I guess it makes sense, but it's really hard for me to follow.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 12, 2018 12:09 PM (JKNZq)

398 This is the one comment section where you can use it both sober or drunk as hell. And nobody can really tell which one you are.

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2018 12:09 PM (7n4KQ)

399 Heh...

ABC news in New York reports

#BREAKING: Gov. Cuomo says he'll sue if the Supreme Court acts to roll back Roe v. Wade

http://tinyurl.com/y7edppq5

I'm of two minds here. Cuomo is almost certainly dumb enough to think that, but every time I see the word "breaking" in a news report its a flag that this is unconfirmed rumor or just someone running to a keyboard to be first without checking or researching.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 12:09 PM (39g3+)

400 Hmmm... so I guess getting your girlfriend to shoot you in the chest through a copy of Reader's Digest is out of the question.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (/qEW2)

Start with a .22, just to be safe.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 12, 2018 12:09 PM (PbH71)

401 >>Exactly. And you wouldn't get the hilarious stuff where two diverging sub-threads suddenly get mashed up again.



And no socks if you use a comments section that requires registration (Disqus).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 12:09 PM (W+vEI)

402 385 I made the mistake of commenting at The Hill last night. It is pure insanity there and almost all are in a completely different reality."

The Hill often has some good articles, but their comments section are absolutely toxic. Similar problem to Zero Hedge, although the toxicity of their comments sections has a slightly different flavor. I rarely go to either site anymore. Anything good that they do happen to turn up will be repeated elsewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 12:10 PM (k1TUh)

403 I'm not watching TV, but I see Strzok is getting roasted on twitter, for repeated obvious lies.

It seems he frequently claims not to remember something but two seconds later corrects minute detail mischaracterizations from his questioner.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 12, 2018 12:10 PM (ULoJS)

404 The reason the reputation of the FBI is in the toilet is because everyone.. and I mean everyone.. knows what a piece of shit Strzok is and how his bias is all over both investigations. Text messages such as the one Strzok was involved with would immediately be used in any prosecution or court case by these same people. Yet here they are, still lecturing you and I about how they don't let politics get involved with their work.

Posted by: reality man at July 12, 2018 12:10 PM (xOBRH)

405 I posted that the USA had beat Germany in 1945 and beat East Germany and the USSR in 1989. Some idiot it asked me for a link. My post said read a history book you DUmbass.

That earned me a time out. It is a very fragile bubble over there.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 12, 2018 12:06 PM (pw+jk)

Please show you work and provide 3 sources. 2 must be snopes and facebook posting from that guy that wrote the book about Hitler and Trumps both liking kids and dogs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 12, 2018 12:10 PM (JFO2v)

406 Cospura

https://youtu.be/4NndT48OZL4

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 12:10 PM (MeS8s)

407 Husband is insisting we bring all the ingredients to do a low country boil for his lazy family.

What is a low country boil? Is that when Southerners get irritated and say "Bless Your Heart" a lot without actually punching anyone's lights out? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 12:10 PM (AllCR)

408 Every time ace tries to "improve" the comments section the place blows up and we are left commenting in some parallel dimension.

Quit tempting fate.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 12:10 PM (/tuJf)

409 170 Could that sort of impact spread out throughout your torso stop organs from functioning?

Certainly not the colon.
Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (FhXTo)


Trust me. A colon will react if a high caliber round lands within ten yards of you.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (Fs5vw)

410 #BREAKING: Gov. Cuomo says he'll sue if the Supreme Court acts to roll back Roe v. Wade

http://tinyurl.com/y7edppq5

I'm of two minds here. Cuomo is almost certainly dumb enough to think that, but every time I see the word "breaking" in a news report its a flag that this is unconfirmed rumor or just someone running to a keyboard to be first without checking or researching.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 12:09 PM (39g3+)

And in what court, precisely, would he overturn the Supremes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (bNb8V)

411 I do not like the most recent comments on top. At all.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (Kcf2u)

412 Yeah he would. If Bush would have declared Marshall law, he would have owned it. Even more than the media pinned on him anyway. BTW, I was the Task Force St Tammany Parish Command Sergeant Major for Katrina.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (jsWA8)

413 I'm detecting a bit'o internet website comment snobbery in our midst.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2018 12:08 PM (Kcf2u)

There may be problems with this site, but the structure of the comments section sure isn't one of them. I think it is fantastic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (wYseH)

414 Neal Boortz had the best evacuation suggestion I ever heard.

Send out mailings informing the residents they'd won the lottery or could collect $500 or something similar but they'd have to travel inland a few hundred miles to collect.

No one would've been left, and it wouldn't cost taxpayers more than $500 per person.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (YPqbH)

415 Hmmm... so I guess getting your girlfriend to shoot you in the chest through a copy of Reader's Digest is out of the question.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (/qEW2)


I think it's best to use a hardcover print of "On the Origin of the Species"

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (7n4KQ)

416 >>Every website on earth has a better comment field.


Yeah - But where else are you going to get this kind of Smart Military Bloggage?

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (VS6hf)

417 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:07 PM (UBzPO)

Except you , who stayed and was waiting for Bush to get you a drink of water.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (N4pek)

418 On the topic of farces, I finally saw "Get Smart" on Netflix. Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway were great.

But Anne Hathaway ain't no way in the league of Barbara Feldon.

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (3HNOQ)

419 Actually, most comment sections are filled with absolute idiots. Even highbrow articles have poop-flinging comment sections. Few sites have knowledgeable, conversational commenters.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 12:12 PM (oVJmc)

420 NewCommentThingy ways is best ways. Right, right?

Easy to read. Easy to search. Horde-isms initiated, developed, perfected, bludgeoned, and memed. Only in the comment soup as presented can such cross-pollination succeed.

Don't ever change, NewCommentThingy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2018 12:12 PM (6eEQ+)

421 408 Every time ace tries to "improve" the comments section the place blows up and we are left commenting in some parallel dimension.

Quit tempting fate.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 12:10 PM (/tuJf)

But the scrolling marquee nics was an EPIC day!

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 12:12 PM (Enq6K)

422 Trolls are there to derail/interrupt discussions - really hard to do here. There have been some effective trolls, but they always manage to push to far and get banned.

The chaos has advantages!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 12:12 PM (W+vEI)

423 So hot sauce professor is a PhD in American Studies. What the hell is that? The academic system makes up bs doctorate degrees, then these knuckleheads have to "research" in order to bring in grant funding to the university so they can continue their employment and someday make full professor. Outside of the academic environment what does an American studies doctorate Holder do? We pay to educate people whose only hope of employment is educating others to do their nonsense job.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2018 12:12 PM (wdmm9)

424 What else do you want in a Comments section?

We have Ampersands!






Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 12:12 PM (VS6hf)

425 354
Im sorry honey, I was tired, lonely, and her gums were irresistible.

Posted by: Pete Strzok at July 12, 2018 12:02 PM (sXefu)
heh...

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 12:13 PM (a0IVu)

426 I think we all agree the FBI needs to be destroyed, and every single person should be reinterviewed before being hired on at the new successor agency, but what do we think of sending random Congresscritters on one-way trips to Mars?


I'm in favor.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 12, 2018 12:13 PM (ULoJS)

427 The monkey winked at me. Don't change a thing.

Posted by: ro-man at July 12, 2018 12:13 PM (RuIsu)

428 376. Here, this will cheer you up.

https://youtu.be/0kdC601wt_4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 12:06 PM (fA1SL)
..........

I especially enjoyed the helicopter clips.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2018 12:13 PM (HgMAr)

429 Son's dog is barking in her sleep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

430 I'll admit I'm kind of nuts about her, but I always thought that woman from How I Met Your Mother should've been in the modern Get Smart.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 12:13 PM (YPqbH)

431 WTF. -- wings
Long ago, in a far off place....
Any of y'all still in and around Billerica, MA should hover on over to Jade Pacific. Why, you ask?
peking ravioli (no, not those little 'pot stickers')
beef teryaki (a veritable steak on a stick)
they do everything well and abundant.
Just one memory.
Carry on.

Posted by: micky at July 12, 2018 12:13 PM (dF9Lb)

432 And in what court, precisely, would he overturn the Supremes?

The Hawaiian Super-Duper Court.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 12:13 PM (xSo9G)

433
Wait...that's not former COB Monty, is it?

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 12:05 PM (Enq6K)





Nah. Not enough DOOM!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2018 12:14 PM (veoSD)

434 >>what do we think of sending random Congresscritters on one-way trips to Mars?


ARK (D)

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 12:14 PM (VS6hf)

435 No suspension. No firing. He's still on the job. Its like being a teacher, you're unfirable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (39g3+)

Yes, but who would want to be a teacher? Especially in a jungle area. People WANT to join the FBI. Incredible benefits, retirement plan, and you get to do whatever you want and treat people like shit!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 12:14 PM (9BLnV)

436 I think Ace should go to Facebook commenting. Force us all to comment on our real names. It worked out for Hot Air

/s

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2018 12:14 PM (wdmm9)

437 The chaos has advantages!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 12:12 PM (W+vEI)


---

I think you're right. You sort of have to want to be here, and it takes time to learn the flow.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 12:14 PM (YPqbH)

438 Outside of the academic environment what does an
American studies doctorate Holder do? We pay to educate people whose
only hope of employment is educating others to do their nonsense job.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2018 12:12 PM (wdmm9)

=======
Would you like fries with that? Or Extra mocha in your grande?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 12, 2018 12:14 PM (pw+jk)

439 I miss the DOOM thread. And the real Monty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 12:14 PM (ptqGC)

440 I'm not watching TV, but I see Strzok is getting roasted on twitter, for repeated obvious lies.

It seems he frequently claims not to remember something but two seconds later corrects minute detail mischaracterizations from his questioner.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 12, 2018 12:10 PM (ULoJS)
*************************
Good. When I get in a bad mood I watch the testimonials posted by the #walkaway movement about how their minds were poisoned and now they are seeing the light.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2018 12:14 PM (PvFoN)

441 There may be problems with this site, but the structure of the comments section sure isn't one of them. I think it is fantastic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM
~~~~~

I concur!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2018 12:15 PM (Ri0Ku)

442 >>but what do we think of sending random Congresscritters on one-way trips to Mars?



You know which Congresswoman needs to head up that project, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 12:15 PM (W+vEI)

443 Nah. Not enough DOOM!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2018 12:14 PM (veoSD)

Right. And no rear view of a black cat walking down train tracks.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 12:15 PM (Enq6K)

444 Except you , who stayed and was waiting for Bush to get you a drink of water.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (N4pek)

Or I was essential personnel for DoD. But whatever makes you feel superior.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:15 PM (UBzPO)

445 I'm not watching TV, but I see Strzok is getting roasted on twitter, for repeated obvious lies.


Unless you check leftist twitter, where he's being lauded as a heroic figure standing alone against the bigots and crazies in congress like a lion in a storm.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)

446 And in what court, precisely, would he overturn the Supremes? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

In the new Super-Secret Double-Probation Supremo Supreme Court, of course.

Posted by: Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians, #Woke at July 12, 2018 12:16 PM (Ndje9)

447 "And HER job is scholarship about exactly nothing, so
she has to troll silly internet videos to find the next, big feminist
outrage and make a few bucks convincing young women to do the same.

Posted by: Lizzy"

She has a CV/resume on her blog that would be about 15 pages long if printed on 8.5x11. Not one single concert accomplishment or skill that I can see. She would be qualified for slinging fries at McD's if she wasn't employed at a university

Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2018 12:16 PM (MxEKc)

448 428. And there's a song about that.

Start up the rotors

https://youtu.be/DFJzHqG6htE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 12:16 PM (fA1SL)

449 It's days like this I wish Ace was on Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

450 Hmmm... so I guess getting your girlfriend to shoot you in the chest through a copy of Reader's Digest is out of the question.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM



If she agreed, I'm thinking that would be time to find a new girlfriend.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 12:16 PM (0tfLf)

451

Nasty Nadler.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 12:16 PM (fceHP)

452 I'm of two minds here. Cuomo is almost certainly dumb enough to think that, but every time I see the word "breaking" in a news report its a flag that this is unconfirmed rumor or just someone running to a keyboard to be first without checking or researching.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 12:09 PM (39g3+)

And in what court, precisely, would he overturn the Supremes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (bNb8V)

Hawaiian of course!

Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2018 12:16 PM (NgKpN)

453 439
I miss the DOOM thread. And the real Monty.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 12:14 PM (ptqGC)

Me too. Whatever happened to him? Did he flee to a coumpound in Belize to wait out the apocalypse?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:17 PM (UBzPO)

454 There may be problems with this site, but the structure of the comments section sure isn't one of them. I think it is fantastic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM
~~~~~

I concur!
Posted by: IrishEi


Toss my thumbs up in there also. I have commented at a bunch of sites.

This is the best by far. Hands down.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 12:17 PM (Y5LDn)

455 Was it legal for Bush to send in a bottle of water re: state powers/chain of command/response/whatever?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 12:18 PM (YPqbH)

456 Or I was essential personnel for DoD. But whatever makes you feel superior.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:15 PM (UBzPO)

You knew the storm was coming. You could have bought a couple of flats of bottled water from the supermarket. Or filled a bath tub. As could all the others who remained behind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 12:18 PM (bNb8V)

457 My only issue with the comments section here is the paragraph spacing suddenly stopped working about two weeks or so ago. Now I have to carefully space the paragraphs myself.
If I don't the sentences mash together.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 12, 2018 12:18 PM (ULoJS)

458 Or I was essential personnel for DoD. But whatever makes you feel superior.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:15 PM (UBzPO)


If you were essential personnel for DoD wouldn't any complaints about logistics and the lack of it go there?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2018 12:18 PM (hLRSq)

459 I'm still trying to understand what the fuck Gowdy was doing when he voted pass?


What the fuck does pass mean in a Yea/Nay situation?


Did he mean abstain?


And why the fuck would he abstain from a vote like that?


The guy is real strange cat.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 12:18 PM (UfMVm)

460 Commenters at the Zman and the Diplomad tend to be good. And American Digest is usually fun too. They don't get a lot of trolls at Conservative Treehouse. But some sites as mentioned are just unreadable.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 12, 2018 12:18 PM (JKNZq)

461 No suspension. No firing. He's still on the job. Its like being a teacher, you're unfirable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 12:01 PM (39g3+)

Well that all depends. See if a teacher is incompetent or even actively dangerous the union will defend them to the death.

But if a teacher actually tries to suspend students that shout profanities at them, are defiant, or are otherwise highly disruptive then they will quickly get thrown under the bus.

Posted by: Sjg at July 12, 2018 12:19 PM (gDSJf)

462 Where else can you go to get blown?

Posted by: AoS comment margins at July 12, 2018 12:19 PM (HgMAr)

463 I keep a bottle of hot sauce in my purse!

Mmmm, sho' love me some chitlins!

Posted by: Hillary I. Clinton at July 12, 2018 12:19 PM (vDqXW)

464
And in what court, precisely, would he overturn the Supremes?

The World Court at the Hague.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 12:19 PM (IqV8l)

465 So hot sauce professor is a PhD in American Studies. What the hell is that?

I should have a PhD by now because I've watched a lot of youtube videos, too.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 12:19 PM (Coh3a)

466 457 My only issue with the comments section here is the paragraph spacing suddenly stopped working about two weeks or so ago. Now I have to carefully space the paragraphs myself.
If I don't the sentences mash together.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 12, 2018 12:18 PM



PARAGRAPH-IST!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 12:20 PM (0tfLf)

467
457 My only issue with the comments section here is the paragraph spacing suddenly stopped working about two weeks or so ago. Now I have to carefully space the paragraphs myself.

only happens to me when i use firefox.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 12, 2018 12:20 PM (xGZ+b)

468 No suspension. No firing. He's still on the job. Its like being a teacher, you're unfirable.

Unless you fail to sufficiently disparage Trump. God help you in that case.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 12:20 PM (Coh3a)

469 Every website on earth has a better comment field.

For certain values of "better," no denying it.

But.

For Morons who appreciate not using Dicksus or Fapbook or other confusing, winding, slow-loading, identity-outing comment systems...

...who appreciate the single flow of many conversations here makes its own unique discussion and leads to manic meme-crossing....

...who appreciate how this system keeps out the riff-raff and allows hilarious sockpuppeting...

...this system is like the Horde itself, the best of the web.

But never mind all that, pixyfix in #twoweeks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - AoS Commenters Survival Guide linked here at July 12, 2018 12:21 PM (Cd8NC)

470 Democrat: "Release the transcript of the private hearing, I don't care if it's ongoing investigation."

An hour ago the same Democrat "Stroke cannot answer those questions publicly because its an ongoing investigation."

Posted by: Derptastic at July 12, 2018 12:21 PM (DB16e)

471 Anyone South of I-10/12 that doesn't have bottled water and emergency rations during hurricane season is not smart. At all

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 12, 2018 12:21 PM (jsWA8)

472 Or I was essential personnel for DoD. But whatever makes you feel superior.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:15 PM (UBzPO)M

So you're at fault for not delivering the water. Why didn't you say so in the first place:

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 12:21 PM (N4pek)

473 WTF. -- wings
Long ago, in a far off place....
Any of y'all still in and around Billerica, MA should hover on over to Jade Pacific. Why, you ask?
peking ravioli (no, not those little 'pot stickers')
beef teryaki (a veritable steak on a stick)
they do everything well and abundant.
Just one memory.
Carry on.
Posted by: micky at July 12, 2018 12:13 PM (dF9Lb)

How long ago was that? I used to be able to get coffee for a quarter. And it was all you could drink. Now, it costs $2.50 and I have to keep my eyes on the floor so I don't step on a used needle.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 12:21 PM (9BLnV)

474 Release the fucking transcript Goodlatte?


The Donks are playing games.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 12:21 PM (UfMVm)

475 Where else can you go to get blown?

Posted by: AoS comment margins at July 12, 2018 12:19 PM



And without dropping a hundred bucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 12:22 PM (0tfLf)

476 454
There may be problems with this site, but the structure of the comments
section sure isn't one of them. I think it is fantastic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM

~~~~~



I concur!

Posted by: IrishEi





Toss my thumbs up in there also. I have commented at a bunch of sites.



This is the best by far. Hands down.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 12:17 PM (Y5LDn)

Ditto. Where else are you going to get JJ Sefton's excellent commentary, a fantastic ONT, Vic's News Network, guns, gardening, Gorilla, chess and movie threads? Not to mention such worthy topics as chili, bewbs, Ginger vs. Maryanne, etc.
For free, no less?!?!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 12:22 PM (jxbfJ)

477 Obviously Cuomo will go to the World Court, and the World Police will enforce the ruling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 12:22 PM (k1TUh)

478 I like Reddit even better than facebook where, if someone posts an interesting comment that is outside of the accepted norms of the forum, it isn't discussed or countered but instead is downtwinkled and disappears entirely.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 12:22 PM (YPqbH)

479 No nesting!

Pro-socking!

This comments section is the best in 'verse.

We could use functional Umlauts, though. And accents grave and aigu. And tildes. And those squiggles that foreigners write with. and...

Posted by: Umlaut Liberation Front at July 12, 2018 12:22 PM (fuK7c)

480 FEMA's mission does not start until 72 hours after landfall. YOU are responsible until they are stood up.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 12, 2018 12:22 PM (jsWA8)

481
453 Me too. Whatever happened to him? Did he flee to a coumpound in Belize to wait out the apocalypse?

i think he moved to the ukraine to farm earthworms as a protein source for when civilization collapses.

oh, wait. that was ed dames, frequent guest on the oh my lack of art bell show.

although, come to think of it, i've never seen ed dames and monty together...

Posted by: Anachronda at July 12, 2018 12:22 PM (xGZ+b)

482 And in what court, precisely, would he overturn the Supremes?


Pretty straightforward...
take it directly to the Marshal of the Supreme Court
with opsec and sitrep clearances of course.
The Putin-controlled quisling justices can be imprisoned
and Roe v Wade restored.

Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 12, 2018 12:22 PM (WXSv6)

483 Anyone South of I-10/12 that doesn't have bottled water and emergency rations during hurricane season is not smart.

Its not like you have no warning. Even before the era of weather broadcasts you can sense a hurricane coming a day or more in advance. If you choose not to be prepared, well that's on you, isn't it chuckles?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 12:23 PM (39g3+)

484 I miss the DOOM thread. And the real Monty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 12:14 PM (ptqGC)
---
I'm gonna' *sing* the DOOM song!

Posted by: Gir at July 12, 2018 12:23 PM (vDqXW)

485 That's a fact...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 12, 2018 12:23 PM (jsWA8)

486 Me too. Whatever happened to him? Did he flee to a coumpound in Belize to wait out the apocalypse?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:17 PM (UBzPO)


Monty got depressed and finally stopped doing the DOOM! thread. Let's face it, Obama's term in office was pretty depressing if you knew that you were one of the designated villains expected to pay for Captain Utopia's bull$h!t.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 12, 2018 12:23 PM (YQ4mh)

487 478. Reddit - because some fags can't handle the chans.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 12:23 PM (fA1SL)

488 You dirty rats.

Posted by: James Cagney at July 12, 2018 12:23 PM (hQDvN)

489 I'll admit I'm kind of nuts about her, but I always thought that woman from How I Met Your Mother should've been in the modern Get Smart.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 12:13 PM (YPqbH)

------------------------------

Cobie Smulders?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 12, 2018 12:24 PM (RORqH)

490 Oh, I see what this dipstick is doing. Trying to force the transcript release for Page ad her lawyers.

skanks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 12:24 PM (fceHP)

491 The Donks are playing games.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 12:21 PM (UfMVm)
---
They will probably outright assist Page at matching Strzok's stories.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 12:24 PM (vDqXW)

492 And in what court, precisely, would he overturn the Supremes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (bNb8V)

The Court of Tina Turner and James Brown!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 12:24 PM (9BLnV)

493 Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 12:18 PM (UfMVm)

My wild assed uneducated guess is that it's some sort of tactical thing. If he were to vote yea or nay, he would then be precluded from doing some other shenanigans he's got planned for the future (or perhaps even for some other hearing or function or whatever).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (BRvh1)

494 nly happens to me when i use firefox.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 12, 2018 12:20 PM (xGZ+b)

===========
Precisely what I'm using (and I generally like it). But it also happened on my office computer, which uses IE. I'm anti-googles so I won't install Chrome. I suppose I could try Pale Moon, as it is supposedly pretty similar to Firefox...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (ULoJS)

495 >>They will probably outright assist Page at matching Strzok's stories.

Why do you think the Dems are insisting Strzok's previous testimony be released?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (/tuJf)

496 Cobie Smulders?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 12, 2018 12:24 PM (RORqH)

---

Yes please. Two if you've got them in stock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (YPqbH)

497 The Court of the Crimson King

Posted by: jakee308 at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (ricI7)

498 "Every website on earth has a better comment field.

Posted by: Monty James"

If the the comments section was more inclusive to the LGBT community and had better access to health care for POC it would rate higher.


Posted by: NBC at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (MxEKc)

499 How would all of this aid for New Orleans gotten in, Hwy 90, I-10? Those are basically your only choices.

Posted by: Javems at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (lYaQO)

500


Good job, Meadows.

Release everything.

Amen to that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (fceHP)

501 I've only caught a few minutes, but the overall vibe I get from Peter Strozk is "Major Dickweed."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (O7MnT)

502 i think he moved to the ukraine to farm earthworms as a protein source for when civilization collapses.

oh, wait. that was ed dames, frequent guest on the oh my lack of art bell show.

although, come to think of it, i've never seen ed dames and monty together...
Posted by: Anachronda at July 12, 2018 12:22 PM (xGZ+b)

The Rachel Corrie Memorial flatworm ranch?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 12:26 PM (bNb8V)

503 We could use functional Umlauts, though. And accents grave and aigu. And tildes. And those squiggles that foreigners write with. and...
Posted by: Umlaut Liberation Front at July 12, 2018 12:22 PM (fuK7c)


You can, but you have to use the Unicode formatting. Not difficult but it's not just clicking an icon.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 12, 2018 12:26 PM (YQ4mh)

504 You knew the storm was coming. You could have bought
a couple of flats of bottled water from the supermarket. Or filled a
bath tub. As could all the others who remained behind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 12:18 PM (bNb8V)

The folks that were left behind (a relatively tiny percentage of the population) weren't exactly the most mobile people. Businesses in the urban areas had been closed for approx two days prior to landfall and had empty shelves long before.

Bush didn't need anyone's permission to federalize the Nat'l Guard the day the evacuation order was given.
The evacuation order was the first in the history of New Orleans. we aren't just talking about New Orleans either, there are $billions in industrial plants in the surrounding areas. Committing to a mandatory evacuation means they lose $millions in shutdown/restart costs and disrupt commerce for the entire country. If Katrina had turned one degree an hour earlier - which happens often with storms in the Gulf - it would've been a bright sunny day and there would've been hell to pay. Calling for that evacuation was a significant risk to the economy, not just politically.
This is my last post about Katrina. This isn't the time.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:26 PM (UBzPO)

505
Where else can you go to get blown?



Speaking of getting blown,I saw Stormy got herself arrested for something last night

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 12:26 PM (10vO4)

506 ~ &

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 12:26 PM (/tuJf)

507 Ditto. Where else are you going to get JJ Sefton's excellent commentary, a fantastic ONT, Vic's News Network, guns, gardening, Gorilla, chess and movie threads? Not to mention such worthy topics as chili, bewbs, Ginger vs. Maryanne, etc.
For free, no less?!?!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 12:22 PM (jxbfJ)


Pet thread & Dress Pron

Posted by: Zombie KoKo, gg channel at July 12, 2018 12:27 PM (hQDvN)

508 Why do you think the Dems are insisting Strzok's previous testimony be released?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (/tuJf)


yep and they know they are screwed if they are not released

fair play

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 12:27 PM (fceHP)

509
Obviously Cuomo will go to the World Court, and the World Police will enforce the ruling.
Posted by: Tom Servo


And we will end up with World Peace.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 12:27 PM (IqV8l)

510 "Every website on earth has a better comment field.

Posted by: Monty James"

If the the comments section was more inclusive to the LGBT community and had better access to health care for POC it would rate higher.




Posted by: NBC at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (MxEKc)


The Greys control the comments here.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2018 12:27 PM (hLRSq)

511
499 How would all of this aid for New Orleans gotten in, Hwy 90, I-10? Those are basically your only choices.


There were several ways in that wasn't the problem.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 12, 2018 12:27 PM (jsWA8)

512 She has a CV/resume on her blog that would be about
15 pages long if printed on 8.5x11. Not one single concert
accomplishment or skill that I can see. She would be qualified for
slinging fries at McD's if she wasn't employed at a university


Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2018 12:16 PM (MxEKc)

==========
The longer the resume the less the person.

One of my first bosses told me always make your resume as short as you can. He said the best resume is just your name, like Lee Iaccoca. It was the early 80s.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 12, 2018 12:28 PM (pw+jk)

513 I think you're right. You sort of have to want to be here, and it takes time to learn the flow.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else

Agreed. A friend introduced me to this site a few years ago and I've been lurking ever since then. It took nearly that long to figure out most of the code in here. However, I'm rarely the smartest person in a room, so not unusual.

Posted by: Jabroni at July 12, 2018 12:28 PM (TcM5G)

514 Precisely what I'm using (and I generally like it). But it also happened on my office computer, which uses IE. I'm anti-googles so I won't install Chrome. I suppose I could try Pale Moon, as it is supposedly pretty similar to Firefox...
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 12, 2018 12:25 PM (ULoJS)

Using Brave here. works pretty well, loads fast. I can't view Twatter videos, but that's scarcely a loss, in most cases. (and usually other Morons will provide alternate links to the few Twatter videos that I need to see)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 12:29 PM (bNb8V)

515 You can, but you have to use the Unicode formatting. Not difficult but it's not just clicking an icon.


Yeah, every now and then someone posts the unicode conversion thing but I'm not good at curating bookmarks.

Literally the only "improvement" I ever want to see here is unicode compatibility.

I even like that you have to risk the Barrel if attempting anything HTML.

Posted by: Umlaut Liberation Front at July 12, 2018 12:29 PM (fuK7c)

516 OT - but check out the chaos in house of commons meeting in London over brexit. Daily Mail has video and the write up. Very delicious and it all sets up nicely for Trump to stir it up.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 12:29 PM (a0IVu)

517 Monty got depressed and finally stopped doing the DOOM! thread.

Everything he posted was true. We've just had a short reprieve, is all. Its like the avalanche piling up over a village, you can see it quivering but for a little while its stable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 12:29 PM (39g3+)

518 The Donks are playing games.
Posted by: Kreplach


Donkey games.

Pin the tail on the stupid jackass.

Well, that's all of them, isn't it?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 12, 2018 12:29 PM (vcOmj)

519 i'm having trouble following all the inside baseball maneuverings by the Dems during this hearing.
I can't imagine a single reason why the Dems would not want to know the date when the investigation began...except that they know that would prove a thumb was on the scale.

Posted by: vivi at July 12, 2018 12:29 PM (11H2y)

520

Strzok not a very good liar. It's so obvious. He turns red, scrunches his face and lies like hell.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 12:29 PM (fceHP)

521 509
Obviously Cuomo will go to the World Court, and the World Police will enforce the ruling.
Posted by: Tom Servo

And we will end up with World Peace.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 12:27 PM (IqV8l)

I'd prefer whirled peas. Much cooler.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 12, 2018 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

522 "Obviously Cuomo will go to the World Court, and the World Police will enforce the ruling.
Posted by: Tom Servo"


Also, commie Ted Turner will bring back Captain Planet for assistance.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2018 12:30 PM (OD2ni)

523 Nadler -- the investigation into the investigation into the ...

divide by 3, carry the 2
easy to cry foul and bs, but I don't suffer this well and so being/attaining politician status/personna is not for me.
Quick aside, how many suits in that room, smell like ass?
Had a boss, back yesteryear, wore an off-the-rack for its longevity.
Oh, Hi Gene!

Posted by: micky at July 12, 2018 12:30 PM (dF9Lb)

524 I've only caught a few minutes, but the overall vibe I get from Peter Strozk is "Major Dickweed."


Yeah, I couldn't take it. The melee was fun but I just couldn't stand his face and the knowledge that nothing will happen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 12:30 PM (fuK7c)

525 Note: in the tools bar at top of comments at the far right end there's a lesser than and a greater than set of symbols.

If you click that you get a comments box that shows all the html being used in the comment.

So like if you pasted someone else's comment into the box, you'll see the html used to format that comment.

when pasting you get paragraph tags mixed in or link tags which will make the entire comment have double spacing. You can edit them out and put the comment back to single spaced.

And you can remove any formatting you don't want.

Can't stick anything else in though. still good for editing stuff you paste in.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 12, 2018 12:31 PM (ricI7)

526 Monty got depressed and finally stopped doing the
DOOM! thread. Let's face it, Obama's term in office was pretty
depressing if you knew that you were one of the designated villains expected to pay for Captain Utopia's bull$h!t.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 12, 2018 12:23 PM (YQ4mh)

Nothing would've been any different about the bailouts if McCain had won. The fix was in before the 2008 election. Remember during the "crisis" a few months before the election when Bush had curtains draped around the White House entrance so the media couldn't see who was coming and going during all that?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:31 PM (UBzPO)

527
The Greys control the comments here.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2018 12:27 PM (hLRSq)




We don't want any comments here that are darker that a latte

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 12:31 PM (10vO4)

528 509 & 521.
The sphere plan accomplishes peace on Day One.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 12:31 PM (fA1SL)

529 nood

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 12:31 PM (a0IVu)

530

LOL, "That rates 4 pinnochios". Exactly. He lies and we all know it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 12:31 PM (fceHP)

531 Obviously Cuomo will go to the World Court, and the World Police will enforce the ruling.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Space Force > World Police

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2018 12:31 PM (7HtZB)

532 I hope Ace does a post on "male feminist" Eugene Gu. That has been hilarious to follow. Those assholes are all the same.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2018 12:32 PM (OD2ni)

533 >>Commenters at the Zman and the Diplomad tend to be good. And American Digest is usually fun too. They don't get a lot of trolls at Conservative Treehouse. But some sites as mentioned are just unreadable.



Bookwormroom is a great site, but a couple of recent trolls (or the same one taking on multiple personas was really wrecking things recently. Disqus was not assisting her effectively in getting the slippery/ever-changing IP troll(s) from getting banned. AT this point, xe seems to have gotten bored because people stopped taking the bait, but it illustrated how quickly one paid troll can ruin a site that has interesting comments and discussions.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 12:32 PM (W+vEI)

534 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:26 PM (UBzPO)

You're insufferable. You're first post was criticizing Bush for not delivering water until four days later but changed to praising New Orleans and South LA for their prep and evacuation. Make up your freaking mind. This in addition to indicating you were part of the personnel responsible for logistics.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 12:32 PM (N4pek)

535 JackStraw - What makes you think the transcripts from Strozk's testimony haven't been disseminated?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2018 12:32 PM (XMGl9)

536 Yeah he would. If Bush would have declared Marshall
law, he would have owned it. Even more than the media pinned on him
anyway. BTW, I was the Task Force St Tammany Parish Command Sergeant
Major for Katrina.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 12, 2018 12:11 PM (jsWA

Can't You See
What That Bushie
He's Been Doin' To Me

Posted by: New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:32 PM (QLvwG)

537 We don't want any comments here that are darker that a latte
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 12:31 PM (10vO4)

---

Heh.

Posted by: SMH in amusement at July 12, 2018 12:32 PM (n2LT3)

538 Lived in Lakeview a NO burb. Our house survived the Katrina winds but a few hours later the 17th street canal wall gave way. Listening to WWL radio that night people called in from Lakeview homes and reported the rising waters. So in real time my neighbors reported my block flooding. Eight feet of H2O in our 1939 art deco home.
Job flooded too. 48 hrs later Mrs d9 and I interviewed for new jobs in Cowtown. Never looked back.

The past is a foreign country.

Posted by: d9 at July 12, 2018 12:33 PM (WX+x0)

539 So who told you to change the the words dickhead?


Some random DOJ lawyer just whispered it into the air and you dutifully changed it?



This is absolutely aggravating.


Apparently the GOP is incapable of getting to the heart of the matter.


THE GOP IS A USELESS PILE OF DOG SHIT!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 12:33 PM (UfMVm)

540 NOOD

people

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 12:33 PM (8k/Um)

541 F**k Strzok.

It's Manafort being held in solitary while Hillary von Pantsuit prances around moaning about losing the Presidency.

That's what frosts my cookies.

30 years we've been watching her lie and thieve and still not ONE conviction. Not one indictment even.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 12, 2018 12:33 PM (ricI7)

542 504 You knew the storm was coming. You could have bought
a couple of flats of bottled water from the supermarket. Or filled a
bath tub. As could all the others who remained behind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 12:18 PM (bNb8V)

The folks that were left behind (a relatively tiny percentage of the population) weren't exactly the most mobile people. Businesses in the urban areas had been closed for approx two days prior to landfall and had empty shelves long before.

Bush didn't need anyone's permission to federalize the Nat'l Guard the day the evacuation order was given.
The evacuation order was the first in the history of New Orleans. we aren't just talking about New Orleans either, there are $billions in industrial plants in the surrounding areas. Committing to a mandatory evacuation means they lose $millions in shutdown/restart costs and disrupt commerce for the entire country. If Katrina had turned one degree an hour earlier - which happens often with storms in the Gulf - it would've been a bright sunny day and there would've been hell to pay. Calling for that evacuation was a significant risk to the economy, not just politically.
This is my last post about Katrina. This isn't the time.



Bullshit. Bringing the National Guard onto title 32 requires a State of Emergency, that is done by the Governor. Bush could have brought them on Title 10, but that would mean they were the same as Active Duty. Posse Comitatus and all that. The Federal Government is hand tied until the State declares an emergency and requests federal help.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 12, 2018 12:33 PM (jsWA8)

543 rickb223: ...Toss my thumbs up... Hands down...

Now try to type in that position.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what was is and will be phony or funny at July 12, 2018 12:33 PM (Cd8NC)

544 .....and there wouldn't be the wide-open interaction that we get here.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Sounds like a premise to a porn movie.

Wide open interaction!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 12, 2018 12:35 PM (vcOmj)

545 @535

It's nonsensical to think that transcripts aren't in the hands of all of the conspirators.


The Democrats on the committee have leaked it to all of them already.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 12:35 PM (UfMVm)

546 I guess Stormy Daniels got busted for letting some guy on stage to fondle her silicone balloons, violation of local ordinance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 12:35 PM (39g3+)

547 >>JackStraw - What makes you think the transcripts from Strozk's testimony haven't been disseminated?

Because then the Dems wouldn't be pushing so hard for them to be released immediately.

They are trying to give Page and any other person who might testify a heads up to what Strzok said behind closed doors.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 12:36 PM (/tuJf)

548 You're insufferable. You're first post was
criticizing Bush for not delivering water until four days later but
changed to praising New Orleans and South LA for their prep and
evacuation. Make up your freaking mind. This in addition to indicating
you were part of the personnel responsible for logistics.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 12:32 PM (N4pek)

My first post was replying to someone who said there was nothing to criticize Bush about over Katrina. The Katrina prep and evacuation was the most successful in US history. That doesn't negate the fact that they were some unfortunate folks who were left behind (as there always will be) and the response to that left a black mark on all involved.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:40 PM (UBzPO)

549 On the 50 cal thing, that video loaded too slowly for me (on phone, away from wifi), and I'd prefer armor to no armor, but it seems like the force would still reduce your insides to jelly. Did they put anything inside/behind the armor?
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 11:14 AM (1pZw2)

Yeah, that hit isn't survivable. He just had a mannequin behind the plate and the back face deformed so much it dented the mannequin plastic. He was also using a 20 inch M107A1 with a Hornady 750 grain AMAX bullet. The full length 29 inch barrel would have developed enough foot pounds to go all the way through.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at July 12, 2018 12:40 PM (O9qtX)

550 ...JJ Sefton's excellent commentary, a fantastic ONT, Vic's News Network, guns, gardening, Gorilla, chess and movie threads? Not to mention such worthy topics as chili, bewbs, Ginger vs. Maryanne, etc.
...Pet thread & Dress Pron...

Also remember, there's that guy they let write for the blog on weekdays, when the COBs are resting and preparing their posts. He's a real card.

Posted by: mindful webworker - king of hearts at July 12, 2018 12:41 PM (Cd8NC)

551 Bullshit. Bringing the National Guard onto title 32
requires a State of Emergency, that is done by the Governor. Bush could
have brought them on Title 10, but that would mean they were the same
as Active Duty. Posse Comitatus and all that. The Federal Government is
hand tied until the State declares an emergency and requests federal
help.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 12, 2018 12:33 PM (jsWA

The state of emergency was declared in LA three days before the storm hit.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 12:41 PM (UBzPO)

552 25 That baby girl is having a wonderful time in a laundry basket, because she is with her daddy.

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (V+V4

Pure joy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I guess you missed the toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Prof. Contois at July 12, 2018 12:51 PM (kfcYC)

553 Aceofspades is, in my humble opinion, the best blog hands down.
Informative, quirky, educational, massively intelligent, funny...My husband always knows what I am reading when I laugh out loud while staring at my cellphone. It's a place where I can find so many people who agree with me and have the same concerns although we are all so different. Its difficult being encased inside a city where a wall of blue leftist idiocy surrounds you and the only grounded commonsensical Trump loving person willing to discuss politics is my 84 year old mom.
Love Ace.

Posted by: Martell at July 12, 2018 12:51 PM (gInrg)

554 The phrases "The American People" and "Justice" as used by Demoncrats is like "love" as used by hookers.

Posted by: vivi at July 12, 2018 12:52 PM (11H2y)

555 Ace is the place!

Posted by: Texican ette, now with added covfefe at July 12, 2018 01:17 PM (gou4q)

556 Being umlautless keeps the metalheads confused. Non-Ferrous metalheads lack directional stability.

Posted by: ro-man at July 12, 2018 02:32 PM (RuIsu)

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