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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Joseph Wright Of Derby
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2018 09:30 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2018 09:31 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2018 09:31 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:31 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Zod at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (JJZzu)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: IC at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (PEJUg)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Picric at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (nonGu)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (qlGj+)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (P/aDH)
Posted by: BigZesty at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (xHbjl)
Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Nancy at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (SV/HG)
There is zero evidence that Page and Stozk were lovers.
The lovers cover story was devised so that they couldn't be construed as forming a conspiracy and they could claim their back and forth was pillow talk.
So, unless I'm presented with text and emails of "pillow talk" or receipts from the "No Tell Motel" the "lovers" angle is a cover story to hide conspiracy.
In their emails and texts they confide in each other, talk about the situation, talk about others involved in the conspiracy, Andrew McCabe for instance, talk about stopping the target of the conspiracy, etc.
Any fucking prosecutor worth his salt could take this to a grand jury and get an indictment, then to a jury and send these fucks to FPMITAP.
This is fucking bullshit.
Jeff Sessions is a disgrace!!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2018 09:33 AM (2JcMg)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: goatexchange at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (YFnq5)
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Academic, Expert, Economist, Leftist at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ScoggDog
Dude on the right already has.
Worst look of regret I've seen in a really long time.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (N5hG5)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (hLRSq)
transmitting them to a foreign entity* that wasn't Russia, and
sending/selling classified information to foreign governments is clearly
treason, so Strzok is guilty of treason as well by protecting the actions,
right?
* Which makes a lot more sense why the Clinton
Foundation rakes in billions of dollars for BS programs. "Influence" of a single person who wasn't in office or who served in a cabinet level position doesn't cost
that much. Classified state secrets? Yeah, billions to an individual is probably close.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 13, 2018 09:35 AM (LV5XU)
Max Boot More Supider Than Usual
By learning to appreciate soccer, I have also learned to appreciate the limits of American exceptionalism.
By learning to eat dog shit I really like a good steak.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 09:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 09:35 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: little girl at July 13, 2018 09:35 AM (L9nK5)
Depends on which persona has control at the moment. Some of the alternates are compulsive obsessives. Some of the others are indifferent.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 09:35 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 13, 2018 09:35 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 09:35 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Theodoric of York at July 13, 2018 09:35 AM (nhAAH)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (tHX5V)
I think this is when the popcorn box trick was invented.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 09:36 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:32 AM (JJZzu)
It's not really an outpatient procedure, no.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:36 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 09:36 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bo Pilgrim's Great Great Great Granpappy at July 13, 2018 09:36 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: ScoggDog
Dude on the right already has.
Worst look of regret I've seen in a really long time.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (Y5LDn)
I thnk the standard treatment for STDs back then were Mercury Injections and/or a Hot Iron Catheter.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:36 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 09:37 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ScoggDog
Dude on the right already has.
Worst look of regret I've seen in a really long time.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (Y5LDn)
My GOD it hurts when I pee!
Posted by: The Dude on the Right at July 13, 2018 09:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2018 09:37 AM (pw+jk)
You know Mindful Web Worker is going to read that and scream, right?
He has an AoSHQ page where he defines the various memes, and all sorts of helpful tips on how to enable ampersands, avoid the barrel, etc.
And....I forgot to save the link!
MWW: if you see this, share the link! Maybe we can get JJ or CBD to put it on the sidebar every now and then?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 09:37 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 13, 2018 09:37 AM (ULoJS)
Posted by: goatexchange at July 13, 2018 09:37 AM (YFnq5)
Posted by: dantesed at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: goatexchange at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM (YFnq5)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM (MnkFD)
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The bird is not in a pump. The bird is in a glass vessel and the glass vessel is connected to an air pump. IF you are going to do Science! your language must be precise.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: little girl at July 13, 2018 09:35 AM (L9nK5)
would not a vacuum explode?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM (JFO2v)
Depends on which persona has control at the moment. Some of the alternates are compulsive obsessives. Some of the others are indifferent.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
ISWYDT.
ISWYDT.
ISWYDT.
*snort
ISWYDT.
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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So, similar to the Bass-O-Matic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM (+cu3S)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:39 AM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2018 09:39 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at July 13, 2018 09:39 AM (SV/HG)
Damn it! I thought I invented that experiment when I was 10.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 09:39 AM (PtOP4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 09:40 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: The Bird at July 13, 2018 09:40 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: The Dude on the Right at July 13, 2018 09:37 AM (RD7QR)
You promise hitting it with a hammer will mash out the infection ?
Fuck it ... swing away, Doc !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:40 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Sponge at July 13, 2018 09:40 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 09:40 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2018 09:39 AM (QLvwG)
Mr. Browncoat looks quite buzzed.
Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2018 09:40 AM (0+nbW)
vessel and the glass vessel is connected to an air pump. IF you are
going to do Science! your language must be precise.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM (roQNm)
That's wessel!
Posted by: Lt Chekov at July 13, 2018 09:41 AM (QLvwG)
"Gee, I wonder if a bird will die if it is deprived of all oxygen?"
You needed an experiment for this?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 09:41 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 13, 2018 09:41 AM (9BLnV)
I have seen some commentary, and I believe it, that despite there being no smoking gun moment, and no strawberries/on that wall moment, that it did have the effect of eroding support for Strzok and hence Mueller.
That Strzok managed to come across as even douchier than the Congress - and the Left, except for its hardest core, is beginning to abandon him.
This is good news. If it was planned by the GOP, good on em, if not, luckies sumbitches I have ever seen.
Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2018 09:41 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: little girl at July 13, 2018 09:35 AM (L9nK5)
would not a vacuum explode?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM
I'm a climatologist. I don't know vacuums.
Posted by: little girl at July 13, 2018 09:42 AM (L9nK5)
Posted by: Crazy Lefty Bitch at July 13, 2018 09:42 AM (Zmczq)
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The bird is not in a pump. The bird is in a glass vessel and the glass vessel is connected to an air pump. IF you are going to do Science! your language must be precise.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 09:38 AM (roQNm)
There once was a bird in a vessel
That whistled the 'Horst Wessel'
He was such a chump
So we hooked up a pump
And imploded his feathery rump.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 09:43 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 09:43 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2018 09:43 AM (EjpfY)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 13, 2018 09:43 AM (N5hG5)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 09:41 AM (MnkFD)
Consider a spherical, frictionless, perfectly reflective bird of one meter diameter in a vacuum...
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:43 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2018 09:44 AM (tl8j7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2018 09:44 AM (EjpfY)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:44 AM (N4pek)
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2018 09:45 AM (SV/HG)
Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2018 09:40 AM (0+nbW)
I'll have what he's having.
Posted by: Mick Fleetwood at July 13, 2018 09:45 AM (tHX5V)
Look, there was no election yesterday. Republicans were goading soundbites from big-mouthed East Coast liberals to help win Congressional seats in the south and Midwest.
The ads will say "This is Democrat Joe Jones, who supports Jerry Nadler. (Plays video clip of raging Nadler.) Joe Smith and Jerry Nadler. Wrong for (fill in the Southern or Midwestern state).
Republcians scored big yesterday.
Remember. The finish line is in November, not July.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 09:45 AM (MnkFD)
@jaketapper 12 minutes ago
Old enough to remember when other networks came to the defense of Fox News WH correspondents during the Obama years. Such did not happen here.
Lesson for the kids out there: no one should ever try to do the right thing with the expectation it will ever be reciprocated.
@jdawsey1
"CNN is fake news. I don't take questions from
CNN!" Trump says at Chequers. "John Roberts
of Fox. Let's go to a real network."
Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 09:46 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at July 13, 2018 09:46 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: The Birds at July 13, 2018 09:46 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 09:41 AM (MnkFD)
Consider a spherical, frictionless, perfectly reflective bird of one meter diameter in a vacuum...
Posted by: hogmartin
European or African?
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 09:46 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:46 AM (N4pek)
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 09:46 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 09:39 AM (JJZzu)
Damn! I tried tackling the task, but couldn't think of a third word that ended in ump...
And crap, there's a fourth.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 09:47 AM (9chmE)
"Then I heard that she was seen coming out of the shop with her hat in disarray!"
"Oh, I heard she allowed Mr. Dickens to sit next to her in church. Unchaperoned!"
"Well, I heard she likes to fuck the entire soccer team!"
Silence.
"And she wore two socks that didn't match while she did it!"
"Her socks didn't match! OMG"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 13, 2018 09:47 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:44 AM (N4pek)
Don't question the Old Ways. Remember Chesterton's Fence.
And take off your hat. The White's ok though, not quite Labor Day yet.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:47 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Thomas Kinkade at July 13, 2018 09:47 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:44 AM (N4pek)
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One of my first jobs out of high school was drafting at a small company. I did about 20 drawings and turned them in for checking. I's spelled "VACUM" on all the titles. Of course it was the first word so had to redo them all. and take the grief from the project engineer. But I never again forgot 2 Us in vacuum.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2018 09:48 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Lt Chekov at July 13, 2018 09:41 AM
I knew it was you even before I read the signature line.
and a thank you to Sponge for the detail remark. The faces are very well done.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 09:48 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 13, 2018 09:48 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 09:46 AM (xjiRE)
Dear Santa:
-New bike (red)
-Tinker Toys
-"Shock The Monkey" kit from Hasbro
Posted by: Zod at July 13, 2018 09:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2018 09:49 AM (tl8j7)
Posted by: Thomas Kinkade at July 13, 2018 09:47 AM (r9UYA)
The experiment is being done INSIDE the Cottage!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 09:49 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:44 AM (N4pek)
Do you disapprove?
Posted by: The Continuum at July 13, 2018 09:50 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 09:50 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2018 09:50 AM (ozq07)
Dood on the left is asking the hottie if she's ever seen the rara avis Unladen Swallow.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2018 09:50 AM (veoSD)
Pres said he told PM May this morning that he wanted to "apologize" for the report in @TheSun that he was critical of her. Says he told her he said "very good things" about her, but "they didn't put it in the headline." Says she said, "don't worry - it's only the press."
Posted by: Tami at July 13, 2018 09:50 AM (Enq6K)
Momma's got a bird what sings.
Posted by: Gumby at July 13, 2018 09:50 AM (2LelM)
Okay I see the use of two u's is to aggravate me. Now can we eliminate it?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:50 AM (N4pek)
Posted by: The Dude on the Right at July 13, 2018 09:37 AM (RD7QR)
You promise hitting it with a hammer will mash out the infection ?
Fuck it ... swing away, Doc !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:40 AM (tHX5V)
Option B: Bag o' leaches.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 09:51 AM (9chmE)
Better get to watering before it's too hot.
Keep yer hand on it, Horde.
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 09:51 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: Zod at July 13, 2018 09:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Seems like I should sue Hasbro....
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at July 13, 2018 09:51 AM (F4u7C)
Don't you watch the cockatoo videos on youtube?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 09:51 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Thomas Kinkade at July 13, 2018 09:47 AM (r9UYA)
No shit ... its like a Color Wheel puked on a canvas. What the Hell - did the artist have a whole bunch of colors about to spoil ? Paid by the friggin' Hue ?
Two colors, people. The pros only need two colors.
Posted by: Mark Rothko at July 13, 2018 09:52 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:36 AM
Slapping hot iron! Is there nothing it can't do?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 09:52 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 09:51 AM (9chmE)
Option C: Bloodletting.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 13, 2018 09:52 AM (P/aDH)
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2018 09:53 AM (SV/HG)
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Its U2 not 2Us. In the name of love Jukin, U2.
Trying to hip you morons up is a fulltime job.
Posted by: Gumby at July 13, 2018 09:53 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:36 AM
I thought they just drilled holes in your head to allow the evil spirits to escape.....
Posted by: Sponge at July 13, 2018 09:53 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:53 AM (0+2a1)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 09:53 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2018 09:50 AM (ozq07)
Chemical Corps. They call it CBRN now, I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 09:53 AM (IqOTP)
This is during the height of the Enlightenment. Art will find a new patron and range of subject matter in this period but depicting scientific subject matter. The style is Natural Art, a controversial style, in that scholars can't agree whether it was a true aesthetic movement or not. Some I have read call it a "proto-NeoClassicism". Whatever. This is the same style as Copley and Greuze.
Wright uses a nice chiaroscuro to add a mood of mystery and drama, both of which reflect an aspect of scientific discovery. The conical form of the people and the apparatus give a solid, 3-dimensional stability to a scene that seems to faze out into the darkness. The myriad expressions are also nice to examine.
Posted by: Kris at July 13, 2018 09:54 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Mark Rothko at July 13, 2018 09:52 AM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Monochromatic at July 13, 2018 09:54 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 13, 2018 09:54 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:54 AM (0+2a1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 09:52 AM (ctuyM)
Add in some SuperBeets - and you've pretty much got the Fountain of Youth.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:55 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 09:55 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Gumby at July 13, 2018 09:55 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: SHEP! at July 13, 2018 09:55 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:54 AM (0+2a1)
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Only if the bird is under 8.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2018 09:55 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:55 AM (N4pek)
Posted by: The Bird at July 13, 2018 09:56 AM (0+2a1)
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Ironically, I died from an STD that was injected into me.
Posted by: Freddy Mercury at July 13, 2018 09:56 AM (MnkFD)
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In the upside-down world of the deep state, what public officials do in public office should remain private but what private citizens do to elect the candidate of their choice merits state surveillance and spying.
Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2018 09:57 AM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2018 09:53 AM (mpXpK)
Don't forget the You Know What. I'll be over in a minute.
Posted by: Vic's Neighbor at July 13, 2018 09:57 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 09:53 AM (0+2a1)
If you're a Two and a Half Men fan that was the funniest episode of the series IMO.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:57 AM (N4pek)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 09:36 AM
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Malaria. Pyrotherapy--high fever would kill the syphilis bugs.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 13, 2018 09:57 AM (Ri0Ku)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Bird in an air pump??? Really?
After yesterdays testimony? That dick sure sucked the O2 outta DC huh?
Goes looking for the Cheerios.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 09:57 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 13, 2018 09:58 AM (jjaLl)
The more I look at this painting and his "Alchemist in Search of the Philosopher's Stone", the more I feel I could learn about his technique. I don't know if the typical viewer has this reaction but looking at these paintings makes me start imagining a story that goes with the images.
Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2018 09:58 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Mark Rothko at July 13, 2018 09:52 AM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Monochromatic at July 13, 2018 09:54 AM (ctuyM)
We had monochromatic chopped liver as an appetizer with asphyxiated squab at The three Legged Mare pub in York.
Posted by: Almost got it. Almost. at July 13, 2018 09:58 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:55 AM (N4pek)
Heh....
I had a friend who did entomology research in Arizona in the summers, and he brought back a rattlesnake that he kept in his room. He would bring it out to the hallway and feed it a chick.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2018 09:59 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Alice Cooper at July 13, 2018 09:59 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 09:59 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:59 AM (N4pek)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 09:59 AM (bUjCl)
Have to make another completely wrong economic and political prediction.
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Academic, Expert, Economist, Leftist at July 13, 2018 09:34 AM (pw+jk
Hold my beer...
Posted by: Paul Ehrlich at July 13, 2018 10:00 AM (7Rpy3)
______________________________________
That children can be psychologically traumatized by psychotic adults who have too much time on their hands.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 10:01 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: SSBN 656
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The chicken's eyes are bulging for a reason.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:01 AM (+cu3S)
While I wouldn't put this on my wall I find the scene, and others he did like it, intriguing.
The amount of detail is amazing. IMO, this work would be appropriate in the lobby of a university science building back in the days when they actually taught science.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 13, 2018 10:01 AM (HaL55)
well executed work. what exactly is the experimenter trying to prove ?
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 09:59 AM (bUjCl)
That he hates birds and wants to make them suffer?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 13, 2018 10:01 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 09:59 AM (bUjCl)
That the Coyote was an ineffectual poofter.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 13, 2018 10:01 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 09:44 AM
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Should've used the shorter version, W. The Welsh suggested it, but obviously they didn't listen.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 13, 2018 10:01 AM (Ri0Ku)
No one asked what they did talk about for 15 to 30 minutes. I'm guessing it was about yoga and wedding plans.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 13, 2018 10:02 AM (9xIiZ)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Nature is the ultimate in don't GAF.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 10:02 AM (Y5LDn)
The chicken's eyes are bulging for a reason.
_______________________________________
Schwarzenegger in "Total Recall."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 10:02 AM (ATVNj)
Every day should start off with a funny video like that to make people smile in a perfect world.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2018 10:02 AM (YCS0l)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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A precursor to schools having children watch abortions.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:02 AM (RNno0)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 13, 2018 10:03 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 13, 2018 09:57 AM (Ri0Ku)
Odd But True Fact ... ever since childhood, I've always ran high fevers. My personal best is 106. Scared the shit outta' my folks.
Didn't die ... only minimal brain damage apparently.
When I feel bad ... I sleep, run a fever, have the most wicked dreams ever ... and wake up fine.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:03 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:01 AM (+cu3S)
LOL!! I meant the young lady on the left, her eye.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 13, 2018 10:03 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2018 10:03 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 09:59 AM (bUjCl)
That a dick pump can actually work?
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:04 AM (r9UYA)
In a enclosure in the hallway right ? because just in the hallway gave me a little chill. I will handle non poisonous snakes but one of my nightmares is being bit by a poisonous snake.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 10:04 AM (N4pek)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 10:01 AM (ATVNj)
I agree that would be today's standard, but wasn't the painting completed during the age when public hangings were the norm ?
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 10:04 AM (bUjCl)
After decades and even centuries of avian abuse like this, we had our
revenge as captured in the 1963 historical document of the events in
Bodega Bay, CA.
Posted by: The Birds at July 13, 2018
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Something tells me that birdwatching "expert" woman at the restaurant would have been an Obama voter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 13, 2018 10:04 AM (yrE3y)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 10:05 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: little girl at July 13, 2018 09:42 AM (L9nK5)
Dammit Jim I am a doctor not a bird imploder!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 10:05 AM (JFO2v)
LOL!! I meant the young lady on the left, her eye.
Posted by: SSBN 656
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I know, but around here, one must strike while the iron is hot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:05 AM (RNno0)
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...
It's Friday. I'll let that one go.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2018 10:05 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 10:06 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 10:06 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 13, 2018 10:01 AM (Ri0Ku)
Yeah, because when it comes to spelling, one should always do what the Welsh do. Following Welsh spelling rules, if they exist, could end what's left of Western Civilization.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 13, 2018 10:06 AM (jp0Bv)
my life is over they have recalled Honey Smacks
Posted by: rhennigantx
There is always Kaboom.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:07 AM (r9UYA)
Reminds me back in college where one of the guys in the frat house had a
python and a group would gather around to watch him feed it the live
mouse. Nature is not politically correct.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018
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Once I was tempted to bring a live mouse from the pet store for my cat to chase down. Couldn't bring myself to do it. (Can you imagine the mouse blood and guts? I'd never get those out of the carpet!)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 13, 2018 10:07 AM (yrE3y)
Posted by: Farmer MacTavish at July 13, 2018 10:07 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:05 AM (RNno0)
And the chicken with bulging eyes (among other, er, discomforts) is a classic, so well done!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 13, 2018 10:07 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2018 10:07 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2018 10:08 AM (xSo9G)
...
It's Friday. I'll let that one go.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2018 10:05 AM (Boy/L)
I hang a softball like that ... and you let it go ?
I don't know this place anymore.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:08 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:03 AM (tHX5
When I was a kid about 10 years old I had a high fever and sleeping in my parents room. I had a dream my father was in my front yard dying and needed my help. My parents found me in the front yard after I had opened the bedroom window and crawled out . The creepy part is that window had been painted shut for years .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 10:08 AM (N4pek)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 13, 2018 10:08 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:07 AM (r9UYA)
I just snacking on a box of sugar cubes
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 10:08 AM (JFO2v)
What the hell were these maniacs up to?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 13, 2018 10:08 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (JEV/2)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 09:59 AM (bUjCl)
He is demonstrating the concept of a vacuum. The public would go an see these ideas demonstrated, kinda like going to an observatory today.
Posted by: Kris at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (OyyDO)
May parents volunteer at the science museum, and in preparation for a visiting Amazon Rainforest show they were watching videos of these huge pythons unhinging their jaws in order to swallow an entire adult deer.
It takes days, apparently.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 13, 2018 10:07 AM (yrE3y)
If you buy the cat the toy, it will go play with a bread tie or something instead. There are rules.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 13, 2018 10:07 AM (yrE3y)
Two of my cats would just look at it.....I think they belong to a union.
Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (0+nbW)
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If the apparatus included a pressure indicator it would show that you can't climb Mt. Everest without supplemental oxygen, or fly in an aeroplane.
Just like Dr. Mengele's research into hypothermia; useful science, horrible treatment of human subjects.
Modern day animal rights activists don't like medical experiments done on dogs. Or the anti-vivisectionists who didn't want an autopsy done on dead bodies.
Or Henrietta Lack's Cancer cells (now a money maker) taken from her without her understanding or explicit permission. (The family wants their fair share of the profits from cancer research.)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (9xIiZ)
I don't think I like your tone, mister!
Posted by: Farmer MacTavish at July 13, 2018 10:07 AM (ATVNj)
bigamist!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (JFO2v)
Once again, Obama's minions are projecting his many weaknesses on Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SSBN 656
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'Seditious SOB' is the best I could come up with.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:10 AM (JEV/2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2018 09:59 AM (wYseH)
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So a misogynist as well.
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 10:10 AM (JJZzu)
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"No, seriously. How much would you take for it?"
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"Funny guy. No, really, how much?"
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"Look, cut the jokes. How much?"
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"Are you insane! My kid could paint better than that!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 13, 2018 10:10 AM (9BLnV)
Yeah, because when it comes to spelling, one should always do what the Welsh do. Following Welsh spelling rules, if they exist, could end what's left of Western Civilization.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 13, 2018 10:06 AM
Let's substitute Welsh for the above, and see if anyone notices ...
"Ie, oherwydd pan ddaw sillafu, dylai un wneud bob amser beth mae'r Cymry yn ei wneud. Yn dilyn rheolau sillafu Cymraeg, pe baent yn bodoli, gallai ddod i ben beth sydd ar ol o Sifileiddiad y Gorllewin."
Posted by: zombie Marlin Perkins at July 13, 2018 10:10 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 13, 2018 10:10 AM (yrE3y)
https://tinyurl.com/ltsb8loAn_Experiment_on_a_Bird in_the_Air_Pump
it is from the enlightenment period I guess. I figured it was about seeing more than just 'will the bird die without air', but maybe not.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 10:10 AM (bT8Z4)
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No, but what we were looking for was "lying arrogant butt-kissing adulterer."
Posted by: Alex Trebek at July 13, 2018 10:11 AM (ATVNj)
I think if indeed Smirky and Gummy Bear were having an affair (and I'm not convinced,) it's because they were on their moral high horse about saving the Republic from DJT and both liked to ride, IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 10:11 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Kris at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (OyyDO)
thanks, Kris. that is what I read. Scientists would go around and display the latest marvels of industrial revolution to the public.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 10:11 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (ptqGC)
Our doggie hunted down a mouse that got into our townhouse. Took him a few hours - crazy darting whenever the mouse ventured out - and he finally caught it and smothered it.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (W+vEI)
Once again, Obama's minions are projecting his many weaknesses on Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (ptqGC)
Rush pointed out the PDT has worked more than Bhussein did in 8 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 10:08 AM (N4pek)
Have you checked to see if your internal organs are on the wrong side now? Ugh, I hate that part.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (N4pek)
Posted by: runner
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Well, if they want Boyled chicken, they're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (JEV/2)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (hLRSq)
Once again, Obama's minions are projecting his many weaknesses on Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:09 AM (ptqGC)
As far as I'm concerned ... Barry didn't play enough golf or watch enough SportsCenter.
I wish he would have done that shit 24/7.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (SV/HG)
Once I was tempted to bring a live mouse from the pet store for my cat
to chase down. Couldn't bring myself to do it. (Can you imagine the
mouse blood and guts? I'd never get those out of the carpet!)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 13, 2018 10:07 AM (yrE3y)
If you buy the cat the toy, it will go play with a bread tie or something instead. There are rules.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018
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Oh, I know, but almost all of my cats love something living to torture and kill. It's got to be above a certain size, though. The small roaches my cats ignore, but something flying or a big roach, look out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 13, 2018 10:13 AM (yrE3y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (JEV/2)
food thread !
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 10:13 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 13, 2018 10:07 AM (yrE3y)
You have to be careful with where your pet store gets their mice. Some of those street mice can be pretty badass. I had one break a bottle over my cat's head and then started to gut it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 13, 2018 10:14 AM (9BLnV)
Kid brings an obvious fake bomb to school, gets justly arrested, gets fellated by Obama and his sycophants and somehow we're the crazy ones. Little fucker and his dad knew exactly how that 'clock' would be interpreted.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:14 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:14 AM (+cu3S)
Dan Flynn nails it at the Spectator: http://tinyurl.com/yakwfbo3
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In the upside-down world of the deep state, what public officials do
in public office should remain private but what private citizens do to
elect the candidate of their choice merits state surveillance and
spying.
Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2018 09:57 AM (YOhRS)
Let us not forget the insertion of spies, moles and stoolies into campaigns in order to generate the necessary buzz to get a judge to rule in favor of the insertion of spies moles and stoolies.
Orrrrrr. that the plain words of "I'll stop him" followed by illegal actions to hobble the president are actions meriting no punishment while the president who gets a legal opinion from one of his staff about the appropriateness of firing someone then gets a lifetime colonoscopy for the firing by the person who said it was ok to fire that person....Rosensternenkrantz.
Two sets of rules indeed. Where is the ACLU when you need them?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2018 10:14 AM (ymnmz)
49% and less is technically minimal.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (hLRSq)
Thank you. I was really starting to worry about this joint.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:15 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 10:15 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: PETA at July 13, 2018 10:15 AM (ATVNj)
We just assumed he would tell us if it was pertinent to our case.
Posted by: Our Genius Lawyer Class at July 13, 2018 10:15 AM (JEV/2)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 10:15 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 13, 2018 10:16 AM (4jqDR)
"Ie, oherwydd pan ddaw sillafu, dylai un wneud bob amser beth mae'r Cymry yn ei wneud. Yn dilyn rheolau sillafu Cymraeg, pe baent yn bodoli, gallai ddod i ben beth sydd ar ol o Sifileiddiad y Gorllewin."
I think we may have stumbled on the reason that Wales never became a world power. They swallowed their tongues too often.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2018 10:16 AM (Boy/L)
Yes and shopping at least 3 version of the golden girls showers file.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 10:16 AM (JFO2v)
"He's so judgemental!!!" Says the woman who left her family for cheatin'/murderin' Joe Scarborough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
whoever came up with "Stumbles McMyTurn" asa nickname for Hillary. That
is great!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 10:15 AM (AllCR)
It was him....I posted the same comment on the last thread, before I realized everyone had moved on.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 13, 2018 10:17 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2018 09:50 AM (ozq07)
UNODA? Hans Blix?
Oops, sorry. Hans can't FIND NBC
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2018 10:17 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 10:17 AM (fA1SL)
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Well, since not a 'coincidental' meeting at an airport, I suppose grandchildren weren't on the list.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:18 AM (+cu3S)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 10:18 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: ScoggDog
That's how Swine Flu affected kids when it swept through a few years ago. Wicked fever, but it only lasted about 12 hours and then it was pretty much over. Scary as anything holding a thermometer saying 105. Doc office said relax.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 13, 2018 10:18 AM (qlGj+)
Now the title of the painting makes sense.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2018 10:18 AM (y8Foj)
I think that name should always be used for her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 10:18 AM (AllCR)
That kind of bruising could only come from that .50 BMG into the body armor shot we saw last night.
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2018 10:19 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:19 AM (ptqGC)
https://tinyurl.com/yaavgln4
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 10:1
Poor guy. Hillary Disease is a horrible (or fun) thing to get, depending on your point of view.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:19 AM (pUDQf)
Why is there any reason to think that sucking a bird through an air pump would kill or even harm the bird in a lasting way? What it this experiment is necessary to research ways to save human lives? Reminds me of the rejoinder to people who protest medical experiments on animals. "Thanks to these experiments, these protesters will be able to protest for an average of twenty years longer".
Lots of things are unpleasant to watch. That doesn't make them immoral.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 10:19 AM (/qEW2)
The world is run by people who parade around in large paper-mache heads
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2018 10:19 AM (2K6fY)
https://tinyurl.com/yaavgln4
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 10:17 AM (fA1SL)
Hey, free booze. Plus he's got to run NATO so that's a pretty good reason to stay drunk.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 10:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 10:18 AM (AllCR)
It really does make you chuckle, huh?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 13, 2018 10:20 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: ro-man at July 13, 2018 10:20 AM (RuIsu)
And gerbils! You forgot gerbils.
Posted by: Richard Gere at July 13, 2018 10:21 AM (CDGwz)
Whom a man was determined to hump
He offered to marry
Build a big aviary
Once again, this is how you got Trump
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 13, 2018 10:21 AM (IBK57)
Posted by: Sheppie at July 13, 2018 10:21 AM (I83yK)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 13, 2018 10:14 AM (9BLnV)
Yup...field mice too. My feral cat had one in her maw and I figured I would rescue it from being lunch.
I grabbed it out of her clutches and as I held it in my hand it looked up at me then sunk it's teeth into my hand. When it was done biting, I admonished it and set it free over the fence line.
Little bastard.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2018 10:21 AM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:21 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2018 10:19 AM (2K6fY)
I'm sure the over-sized Mascot Heads at the ballpark have more than a little pull on the global stage. Especially the ones that do the races.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:22 AM (tHX5V)
also reveals that all these contractors (used by government) were able to collect whatever they wanted on whoever they wanted. So gee, no wonder Mueller thinks he can destroy any person he decides to target (or threaten any that expose he was involved in covering for Hillary's crimes)
https://youtu.be/mPqDmTftW94?t=44
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 10:22 AM (bT8Z4)
Who's predicament was blamed on Trump
The bird nearly died!
The leftists all cried
Whose brains are like my morning dump.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 13, 2018 10:23 AM (uGHnY)
Democrats burn up all of their camera time defending the lying adulterer.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 10:23 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 10:23 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:21 AM (ptqGC)
Yes, along with Tony Blair. God sent a thunderstorm to drive them into hiding for a while.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:23 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: George LeS at July 13, 2018 10:24 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 10:23 AM (/qEW2)
He's higher than a cat's ass ... trippin' on some Peruvian Marching Powder.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:25 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2018 10:25 AM (AQUII)
Yeah...BUT...
The NSA called BS on the dossier out of the gate. This is never mentioned.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2018 10:26 AM (Boy/L)
Juncker last night at some EU function - drunk, I'm guessing?
Trump effect.
Valium and booze can do this to a person.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:26 AM (r9UYA)
He deserves a noose.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (ptqGC)
Disgusting. A real Purple Heart recipient should bash Steve Cohen about the head with one of his artificial limbs.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2018 10:26 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 10:27 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 10:23 AM (/qEW2)
He's higher than a cat's ass ... trippin' on some Peruvian Marching Powder.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:25 AM
I don't know...look at those eyes. I'm guessing some Tijuana Yellowjackets.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:27 AM (0tfLf)
Exactly! It's not treason, it's just sex.
Posted by: Dems at July 13, 2018 10:28 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:28 AM (0tfLf)
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I still remember the first ringed neck pheasant I killed as a young boy. It made me squeamish. It seemed so unnecessary. Both my parents were old school, you killed to eat back in those days.
I had no problem eating my fair share of that bird. Tasted like chicken. In fact, I got more than everyone else at the table because there isn't much meat on a pheasant except for the breast. Everyone was so proud, except for my little sister who refused to eat pheasant; she was informed that it was chicken.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 10:28 AM (roQNm)
Scratch a prog, out pops a racist.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 13, 2018 10:29 AM (BHXAq)
"Hearing degenerated after GOP went after Strzok, the FBI, and the Mueller probe"
Also, "Avocados as big as your face on sale in Australia"
No reaction comment from the spiders.
Avocados as big as your face on sale in Australia
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 10:29 AM (ctuyM)
Help me, Horde. Did I dream that someone on Fox last night mentioned W
and Bubba were in Arkansas together doing some kind of campaign
together?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Dubya was telling Clenis and the interviewer he thought Trump's immigration approach was 'disturbing.'
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:29 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 10:29 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 10:27 AM
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The bird is in the cage. Repeat, the bird is in the cage.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 13, 2018 10:29 AM (Ri0Ku)
I think by this point it's no longer an experiment, but rather a demonstration. He knows the outcome.
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2018 10:30 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 13, 2018 10:30 AM (so+oy)
I grabbed it out of her clutches and as I held it in my hand it
looked up at me then sunk it's teeth into my hand. When it was done
biting, I admonished it and set it free over the fence line.
Little bastard.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2018
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Admonished it? You should have tossed it back to the cat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 13, 2018 10:30 AM (yrE3y)
He deserves a noose.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:12 AM (ptqGC)
Disgusting. A real Purple Heart recipient should bash Steve Cohen about the head with one of his artificial limbs.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2018 10:26 AM
Concur...Purple Heart guys should nail this assclown, right after putting Sasha Cohen in his wheelchair for realsies.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:30 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 10:29 AM (y3aQB)
That's what I call it too. *hick
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:30 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 10:20 AM (RD7QR)
You'd be in the schnapps also ven you figured out zat ze jig is up und you'd have to find a real job!
Posted by: Hans Juncker- und shtopp calling me Stuka! at July 13, 2018 10:31 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2018 10:19 AM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: THE Burger King at July 13, 2018 10:31 AM (ctuyM)
Scratch a prog, out pops a racist.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 13, 2018 10:29 AM (BHXAq)
Did the officer make an unending series of demands, accompanied by constant complaints and expression of unsatisfaction ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:32 AM (tHX5V)
Little bastard.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
massive killing of varmints is essential, despite the interest in showing empathy. Anything that overproduces (mice, rats, etc.) causes problems, and in the end it is trouble even for their own, as they die of starvation/disease if they don't kill off many other species before they die off.
I favor "removing" the vastly overpopulated raccoon problem ... they kill off birds and other "better" mammal populations. One got in my garden fences and killed off the baby cardinals I was watching, so I'm more motivated now. They are terrorists, and very agile.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 10:32 AM (bT8Z4)
"you will be made to talk'
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)
Concur...Purple Heart guys should nail this assclown, right after putting Sasha Cohen in his wheelchair for realsies.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:30 AM (0tfLf)
How democrats have made it this far (alive) on a platform that openly mocks our military men and women is beyond me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:32 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 13, 2018 10:32 AM (jtew9)
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as someone with a completely fucked up low back, I can see it causing him trouble to walk. Not saying I don't think he might have been tipsy so to speak. But I know when my pain is really bad. it is difficult to walk & saw a pic of him leaving in a wheelchair
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 10:33 AM (y3aQB)
Gee, I sure hope mentioning it doesn't trigger any ear worms.
Posted by: Sheppie at July 13, 2018 10:34 AM (nhAAH)
looked up at me then sunk it's teeth into my hand. When it was done
biting, I admonished it and set it free over the fence line.
Little bastard.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2018
Well, I'm sure your admonishment will ensure that the little bastard won't ever do that again.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2018 10:34 AM (y8Foj)
some antifa ass where one of the thugs calls a black officer, get this, a
nagger.
Scratch a prog, out pops a racist.
Posted by: OregonMuse,
I was really hoping the auto beanbag gun was throwing lead. I had a disappointment when I saw the perp get up and no blood.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:34 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 10:32 AM
I got a raccoon stalking da 'hood. I have a great little .22 to take it out but unfortunately not a lot of safe sight lines. The houses are not all that close together, but just enough to make it difficult. I'm thinking my pellet gun would just piss it off.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:36 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 10:29 AM (ctuyM)
Like anybody here speaks Austrian.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:36 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:32 AM (tHX5V)
As it turns out, the sidebar video did *not* show what I just said it did. I saw it on some footage yesterday on another site, probably Twitter.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 13, 2018 10:36 AM (BHXAq)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 10:33 AM (y3aQB)
Know a couple guys with back issues. That shit is no joke - absolutely miserable.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:37 AM (tHX5V)
so now I really like raccoons. and think they are just humans in animal garb.
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:37 AM (dPd5y)
I got a raccoon stalking da 'hood. I have a great little .22 to take it out but unfortunately not a lot of safe sight lines. The houses are not all that close together, but just enough to make it difficult. I'm thinking my pellet gun would just piss it off.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:36 AM (0tfLf
Uh....longbow??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:37 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:37 AM (dPd5y)
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Anything ANYTHING! to get rid of
"Sweet dreams are made of these."
"Who am I to disagree"
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 10:37 AM (roQNm)
Pro tip: It doesn't end well for the bird.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2018 10:37 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 13, 2018 10:30 AM (yrE3y)
That's what I would've done. "Screw *me*? Screw YOU!"
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 13, 2018 10:38 AM (BHXAq)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:36 AM
G'Day Mein Herr!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:39 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 13, 2018 10:39 AM (jtew9)
I got a raccoon stalking da 'hood. I have a great little .22 to take it out but unfortunately not a lot of safe sight lines. The houses are not all that close together, but just enough to make it difficult. I'm thinking my pellet gun would just piss it off.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:36 AM (0tfLf
Uh....longbow??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:37 AM (pUDQf)
_________
In my experience, a pellet gun will injure a raccoon, but not kill it runs off scared.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 13, 2018 10:39 AM (YSVlW)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:37 AM (dPd5y)
No. Wow, no. They are horrible beasts. Actively evil and spiteful monsters.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:39 AM (IqOTP)
The Trump protest in London looks like t
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 10:39 AM (PtOP4)
I favor "removing" the vastly overpopulated raccoon problem ...
Add Canada Geese and White-Tailed Deer to that list and I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2018 10:39 AM (pNxlR)
problem ... they kill off birds and other "better" mammal populations.
One got in my garden fences and killed off the baby cardinals I was
watching, so I'm more motivated now. They are terrorists, and very
agile.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 10:32 AM (bT8Z4)
I deal with these suckers constantly. I use a live catch trap baited with canned cat food. Works like a charm. The "live" in this context means the trap itself doesn't make them room temp. I do that myself, later.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 13, 2018 10:39 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:40 AM (dPd5y)
some antifa ass where one of the thugs calls a black officer, get this, a
nagger.
Scratch a prog, out pops a racist.
Posted by: OregonMuse,
I hope the black officer clubbed him a few more times after that....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2018 10:40 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:40 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 13, 2018 10:36 AM (BHXAq)
I'll find it ... I married a nagger. I know a nagger when I see one.
Mrs Scogg - the Woman of a Million Questions ... and not a single damn Answer in the bunch.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:40 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:21 AM (ptqGC)
I heard they were just picking up shitton of coke at Mena for the next child sacrifice at Molech's Bar, Grill, and Strip Club.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:39 AM (IqOTP)
A rabid raccoon killed one of my father's longhorns. Now he shoots as many as he can find. Take a look at a rabid raccoon sometime. Terrifying.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (MX7xj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:37 AM
Thanxs Bama! I now have an excuse to buy a crossbow.
Damn I love the Horde!!!
Well, not THAT way, but you guys know.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (0tfLf)
Barn swallows.
Dive bombing assholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (Boy/L)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUvVdTlA23w
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (ZLlh9)
"Sweet dreams are made of these."
"Who am I to disagree"
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Oh my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona
When you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming off the line, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up
Such a dirty mind, always get it up
For the touch of the younger kind
My my my I yi woo
M-m-m-my Sharona
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Over-Educated Envirnmentalist at July 13, 2018 10:42 AM (SV/HG)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:37 AM (dPd5y)
No. Wow, no. They are horrible beasts. Actively evil and spiteful monsters.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:39 AM (IqOTP)
So human, then.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 10:42 AM (hLRSq)
You read our newsletter!
Posted by: GOPe at July 13, 2018 10:42 AM (xSo9G)
lol
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:42 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (MX7xj)
Any worse than a rabid McCain?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 10:42 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Murdering Bastid at July 13, 2018 10:43 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 10:27 AM (y3aQB)
The chair is against the wall?
(Seriously, maybe you'd like to translate that for us.)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 10:43 AM (RD7QR)
The bird bit the hell out of my thumb just before I released it.
Nature.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:43 AM (ptqGC)
it's a Small World after all,
it's a Small World after all,
it's a Small, Small Worrrrrld.
*chuckles heartily*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 10:44 AM (7LY+6)
Dumps those bad vibes in a heartbeat!
Walks off humming.
Sunrise...Sunset...
Sunrise...Sunset...
Swiftly flow the years.......
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:44 AM (0tfLf)
I wouldn't try to give one a hug though.
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (dPd5y)
You probably cried at Bambi too. Me? I saw dinner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:44 AM (pUDQf)
out but unfortunately not a lot of safe sight lines. The houses are not
all that close together, but just enough to make it difficult. I'm
thinking my pellet gun would just piss it off.
Posted by: Diogenes
.410 scatter gun.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:44 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Over-Educated Envirnmentalist at July 13, 2018 10:42 AM (SV/HG)
PetCo- Austin, douchebag had a baby raccoon (pup?) on a leash, attached to his shoulder as it looked the little bugger was hanging on for dear life. I hate to stereotype Austinites, but damn, they're just hippies that grow old and don't leave.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 13, 2018 10:44 AM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 13, 2018 10:44 AM (N5hG5)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:44 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM
That's a nightmare right there!
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 10:44 AM (roQNm)
Damn I love the Horde!!!
Well, not THAT way, but you guys know.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM
Don't forget your Camo Crocs, which are, of course, costume de rigueur for Horde Crossbowpersons.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 10:45 AM (ctuyM)
Update: Too late already.
(drips sweat all over pretty painting)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 10:45 AM (ph+ut)
Husband insisted, once again, we bring all the food to feed his lazy family. At least he's promised to prepare everything tomorrow night (low country boil) and swears I don't have to spend any time in the kitchen. Yeah. Right.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:45 AM (ptqGC)
The Trump protest looks like it's the anti Brexit crowd.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 13, 2018 10:45 AM (PtOP4)
There are probably white hats (we hope) at NSA, and MAYBE they have it all, and they really are building that massive case against the deep state. MAYBE the Mueller thing is just kabuki (even if Mueller is guilty as hell, and just a useful idiot).
But somewhere all the lines were crossed and no one was able to stop the Hillary mobsters, and they instead covered up her crimes. The "white hats" resigned or stayed silent, and we hope all the evidence is not wiped and/or stolen.
But FISC has been abused for a long time ... seems like the FISC judges are surely aware they are being misled along the way, and at best have believed the "greater good" narrative.
Binney mentions that exactly here, a felony to knowingly pass false evidence to the FISC. So NSA saying something is not nearly enough, and can just be CYA, if they don't follow up to the next level till the treason/sedition is stopped. CIA seems to be at the root of Trump/Russia. (and at that point he shows that Guccifer2 got his "hack" internally ... 40x faster than is possible ... )
https://youtu.be/mPqDmTftW94?t=1400
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 10:45 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:44 AM (r9UYA)
Claymore and tripwire.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (tHX5V)
except for the few we take home to experiment
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (SOt7m)
So we can blame you for Jim Acosta.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (dPd5y)
They will murder an entire flock of hens without eating a single one just because they hate happiness.
They will kill cats and dogs on general principle.
They will steel your identity and frame you for human trafficking because they're bored.
They will knock over your trash cans to find out what your favorite brands are, then start a campaign to get them discontinued.
They will laugh the whole time.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: David Lee Scientist at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (+INtM)
(was a vegan for years) now I eat and fake myself out.
still if th shtf I will willingly kill a fish and allow someone else to fillet it.
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (dPd5y)
Bring out your dead!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 10:47 AM (7LY+6)
336 .410 scatter gun.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:44 AM (r9UYA)
Claymore and tripwire.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (tHX5V
I really like your style. Nice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:47 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2018 10:47 AM (AQUII)
Barn swallows.
Dive bombing assholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (Boy/L)
Pigeons. They're just rats with wings.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 13, 2018 10:47 AM (BHXAq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 10:45 AM (ctuyM)
Nothing says CrossbowPerson of Some Import like a jaunty Messenger Bag.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:47 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2018 10:47 AM (ZLlh9)
They will kill cats and dogs on general principle.
They will steel your identity and frame you for human trafficking because they're bored.
They will knock over your trash cans to find out what your favorite brands are, then start a campaign to get them discontinued.
They will laugh the whole time.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (IqOTP)
Word. Plus they smell like death combined with Stormy's nether regions.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Murdering Bastid at July 13, 2018 10:48 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 13, 2018 10:48 AM (N5hG5)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 13, 2018 10:48 AM (xzqr4)
except for the few we take home to experiment
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (SOt7m)
Threadwinner
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:48 AM (IqOTP)
My cat is as much a murderess as a raccoon. kills everything she can catch
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:48 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: LochLomondFarms at July 13, 2018 10:48 AM (q/BKr)
Protests and criticism are absorbed by Trump and make him stronger.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (N4pek)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (mPeei)
(was a vegan for years) now I eat and fake myself out.
still if th shtf I will willingly kill a fish and allow someone else to fillet it.
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (dPd5y
Lol. Glad you converted to the light! Vegans are only vegans until the carrots run out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (pUDQf)
from top of Droodge
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (z79tQ)
Update: Too late already.
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Sounds like you are overdressed for the activity. Don't you have a hot pink neon fluorescent transparent mesh thong? Just enough to cover the regulated bits so you don't get arrested.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
Nah, better in fact. They bite anything. McCain promises to bite the other guy, and then turns around and bites you instead. Just to be an a**hole.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (MX7xj)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (dPd5y)
Dive bombing assholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (Boy/L)
Fecal bombs wherever they try to build a nest. We had a pair build a nest on our front porch. We thought, "Oh, isn't nature wonderful! Look Timmy, the mommy and daddy birds are building a mud nest!" Nasty. And next year, the same pair came back to try again. It took a month or so to finally convince them to stop trying. I would knock down the mud hut every day. They's have another one the next day. I finally took a pressure washer to them. That convinced them to find another home. So, they went to our neighbors across the street. Heh.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Zod at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (hixLE)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:50 AM (r9UYA)
Binney mentions that exactly here, a felony to knowingly pass false evidence to the FISC.
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Ain't illegal if no one will prosecute.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 10:50 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:44 AM (r9UYA)
Claymore and tripwire.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM
My neighbor got pissed when I tried some foogas.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 10:50 AM (0tfLf)
I got a raccoon stalking da 'hood. I have a great little .22 to take it out but unfortunately not a lot of safe sight lines. The houses are not all that close together, but just enough to make it difficult. I'm thinking my pellet gun would just piss it off.
Posted by: Diogenes
Look for "self defense paintball rounds". I think the solid steel balls might do the trick for you.
Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at July 13, 2018 10:50 AM (J2l7D)
still if th shtf I will willingly kill a fish and allow someone else to fillet it.
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:46 AM (dPd5y)
And yet you blithely dispatch whole threads here without so much as a "Fare thee well".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2018 10:51 AM (pNxlR)
They will knock over your trash cans to find out what your favorite brands are, then start a campaign to get them discontinued.
So that's how that happens. It's the raccoons.
Iron Law of Marketing:
1) Find out what's useful or enjoyed at Schoss Hadrian.
2) Discontinue immediately. Remove inventory from stores. Destroy remaining stocks. Delete all manufacturing information.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 10:51 AM (LsBY9)
On Wednesday, the team announced its upcoming "Millennial Night" promotion, which would include participation ribbons, napping, selfie stations and plenty of avocados. There was no word if mounting student-loan debt and unaffordable mortgages would get dedicated stations as well.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 13, 2018 10:52 AM (e8kgV)
Suck it, Libs!
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2018 10:52 AM (AQUII)
Posted by: Austin Powers at July 13, 2018 10:53 AM (J2l7D)
They will kill cats and dogs on general principle.
They will steel your identity and frame you for human trafficking because they're bored.
They will knock over your trash cans to find out what your favorite brands are, then start a campaign to get them discontinued.
They will laugh the whole time.
Posted by: hogmartin
We're still talking about democrats, correct?
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 10:53 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Time to up your game. Air Force air guns:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8kdmvj2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:53 AM (sd+O2)
ty.
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 10:53 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 10:54 AM (LsBY9)
And this morning my yard is full of torn up patches. Armadillos, I'm afraid.
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 10:54 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 10:53 AM (Y5LDn)
Masked vermin, democrats, potato, potatoe
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 13, 2018 10:54 AM (oFsfu)
Let that sink in for a minute.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:55 AM (pUDQf)
yeah, deer hunting is an income stream here (I'm in the "golden triangle", three counties that produced a lot of prizes). It slowed down here, but if they get overpopulated they get a disease. Guys that come hunt from TN can't (legally) even take the meat back for fear of spreading disease (which we supposedly don't have yet, is worse in WI I think).
kill kill kill ... since we don't have pumas. But I just "remove", cuz killing would be illegal out of season. They should put raccoons in the varmint category imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 10:55 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 10:53 AM (Y5LDn)
You could certainly draw parallels. Both destroy solely for destruction's sake, just to deny happiness to others.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:55 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:55 AM (r9UYA)
And this morning my yard is full of torn up patches. Armadillos, I'm afraid.
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 10:54 AM (ph+u
Have you considered land mines?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:56 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 10:56 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Eastern Front Wehrmacht at July 13, 2018 10:57 AM (rQZNm)
Protests and criticism are absorbed by Trump and make him stronger.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (N4pek)
The giant amoeba Spock flew into?
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 10:57 AM (+lOpA)
from top of Droodge
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (z79tQ)
[Shrug] Could be announcing "Fellate Your Local Law Enforcement Personnel" week.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 10:57 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 10:56 AM (OLCnA)
See how they do that? Asking questions about a possible crime is an 'attack'. Fuck the MSM. Fuck them all right to hell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:57 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 10:58 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: Limey P Antifa at July 13, 2018 10:58 AM (J2l7D)
No one was there to paint it though.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2018 10:58 AM (xfb67)
385 Stroker is the new hero of the left. The MFM is gushing on how he defended himself from Republican attacks
Posted by: TheQuietMan
That's why these Congressional shitshows are useless--like the GOP.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:58 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2018 10:59 AM (9Om/r)
New FBI Policy: No more drunken backflips while armed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2018 11:00 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2018 11:00 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 10:54 AM (ph+u
Have you considered land mines?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Wait until we have another Great Depression.
Hoover hogs.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 11:00 AM (Y5LDn)
I have to admit that I thought something would at least happen to someone at the the deputy assistant to the assistant director's deputy director level, but I was mistaken, wasn't I?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 13, 2018 11:00 AM (YPqbH)
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"We are no longer accepting any calls, subpoenas, or oversight from Congress."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 13, 2018 11:01 AM (YPqbH)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 10:56 AM (OLCnA)
Yes. The snoring coming from Session's office should be a hint.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 11:02 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 13, 2018 11:02 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: zombie little 18th century girl at July 13, 2018 11:02 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2018 11:02 AM (LiyEm)
They will kill cats and dogs on general principle.
They will steel your identity and frame you for human trafficking because they're bored.
They will knock over your trash cans to find out what your favorite brands are, then start a campaign to get them discontinued.
They will laugh the whole time.
Yeah, had one almost drown my dog. Nothing like waking up in the morning to find about 2k sq ft of lawn pulled up because there's a grub in there somewhere, dammit.
Mosquitoes, flies, ticks, chiggers, rats, pigeons, squirrels and raccoons, not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 13, 2018 11:02 AM (RHEDC)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 11:02 AM (ph+ut)
An old Texan once told me, "if you try not to rub your dick on the armadillo, you'll be okay."
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2018 11:02 AM (AQUII)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 11:03 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 10:55 AM
(To the tune of Yesterday)
Leprosy...
I'm not half the man I used to be
All my skin is falling off of me,
Oh, I believe in Leprosy.
Leprosy...
Lately there's been less and less of me,
And I'll be all gone by Saturday,
Oh, I believe in Leprosy.
Why it had to go,
I don't know, they wouldn't say...
I tried nails and glue,
but no, it wouldn't stay.....
Oh, Leprosy...
there's a stench that hovers over me,
Now my friends are not so close to me,
Oh, I believe in Leprosy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2018 11:03 AM (ctuyM)
It's a micro-blimp! I've been hearing all week about the Trump balloon and I guessed it would be the size of a hot air balloon and now that it is unveiled, well! I've seen "rent-a-gorilla" on top of used car dealers that were more impressive!
The Left is such a perpetual letdown.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 11:03 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2018 11:04 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 11:04 AM (dPd5y)
Frankly, I'm encouraged by the continual decline of the MSM. If no one is watching your spin, your spin don't matter.
Thank Trump for that. Fake news!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 11:04 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 13, 2018 11:04 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 11:03 AM (dPd5y)
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Ha. No. It's tragic/funny how it's hard to tell if something so outlandish and against the rule of law and our nation's checks and balances is sarcasm, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 13, 2018 11:05 AM (YPqbH)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 10:54 AM (ph+u
Have you considered land mines?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:56 AM (pUDQf)
Go with a PAK 37.
Classic.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 11:05 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 11:05 AM (7LY+6)
he also did traditional paintings, portraiture ala reynolds, et al - a self portrait of his just sold at auction.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 13, 2018 11:05 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 11:05 AM (ph+ut)
I have to admit that I thought something would at least happen to someone at the the deputy assistant to the assistant director's deputy director level, but I was mistaken, wasn't I?
I saw a GIF someone made of that little asshole's smirk. What a psycho. And yeah, Gomert was right to jump on his ass for lying to his wife about his Gummy/Bare whore.
Strxock had better be glad that no member of the Horde was axing him questions.
Plus, who was the Prog that wanted to give him a medal? Whoever that was needs to be voted out. That was so bad, it didn't even rise to the level of being pathetic. The DC Swamp has more snakes in it than even I thought possible.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 13, 2018 11:05 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)
Either the importance of flossing or the imp who lives under his bed and tells him to kill high school girls because they are unclean. Or maybe something about law enforcement. That might be more likely.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 11:05 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 11:06 AM (dPd5y)
_______________________________________________
Communications on FBI telephones can be made EXCEPT when between employees engaged in adulterous affairs.
That is now privileged.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 11:06 AM (arhmY)
ha, yeah, "free trade" has problems even inside the borders. There is so much "go to DC and get legislation/favors to eliminate fair competition". Or more malicious, use lawfare to destroy smaller competition, or use unions, or other methods that are nothing about "free trade".
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 11:06 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 11:06 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 11:07 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 13, 2018 11:07 AM (Pg+x7)
My newer dog (had him for six months or so; he's around two years' old) keeps digging up place in my backyard. No particular reason. Just likes to dig, I think. I've tried a variety of methods (gentle correction, less gentle correction, spray that dogs don't like in his favorite spots), but he may be an incorrigible.
Any ideas?
I'm thinking about creating a sandbox-style area where digging is expressly allowed. Marked off. Extra soil etc.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 13, 2018 11:08 AM (ppBhU)
What do you think it is? Making the purple heart for comrade hero Strzok official? Getting dirt on Kavanaugh out? I wonder...
Posted by: bananadream at July 13, 2018 11:08 AM (YR7aL)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)
In a perfect world? His aggressive form of ass cancer is forcing him to retire.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2018 11:08 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 11:03 AM (hLRSq)
Are you kidding? I heard about it and I was expecting some spectacular Zeppelin thing too. All that, and it's just some little half-assed effort? Figures.
What an awful disappointment they continue to be. This must be what my dad feels like all the time.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 11:08 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 11:09 AM (Y5LDn)
Let that sink in for a minute.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 10:55 AM (pUDQf)
Think abut how many leftest tactics a written to excite a 5 or 6 year old. Balloons, parades, and reciting the same sing song words.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 11:09 AM (JFO2v)
a Public servant.
yeah.
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 11:09 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 11:10 AM (7LY+6)
What an awful disappointment they continue to be. This must be what my dad feels like all the time.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 11:08 AM (IqOTP
Next time he implies that, just tell him
'your sperm, Buddy.'
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 11:10 AM (pUDQf)
Hordesourcing my problems:
My newer dog (had him for six months or so; he's around two years'
old) keeps digging up place in my backyard. No particular reason. Just
likes to dig, I think. I've tried a variety of methods (gentle
correction, less gentle correction, spray that dogs don't like in his
favorite spots), but he may be an incorrigible.
Any ideas?
I'm thinking about creating a sandbox-style area where digging is expressly allowed. Marked off. Extra soil etc.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 13, 2018 11:08 AM (ppBhU)
Next time use more lime.
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2018 11:10 AM (SV/HG)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 13, 2018 11:10 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 11:08 AM (IqOTP)
Hey now lil buckaroo. Don't forget that he has your sister.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Murdering Bastid at July 13, 2018 11:10 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 11:09 AM (JFO2v)
Recreate 68
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 11:10 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 11:10 AM (N4pek)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)
He's going to subpoena Trump. Or Jared.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2018 11:10 AM (kqsXK)
Think abut how many leftest tactics a written to excite a 5 or 6 year old. Balloons, parades, and reciting the same sing song words.
"Barack Hussein Obama. MMmm mmm mmm."
I threw up a little bit in my mouf typing that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 13, 2018 11:10 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 11:11 AM (dPd5y)
The bird bit the hell out of my thumb just before I released it.
Nature.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:43 AM (ptqGC)
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No good deed will go unpunished. If deer or birds are becoming pests, end them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 11:11 AM (/qEW2)
a Public servant.
yeah.
Posted by: willow
That's pretty much any cop.
Texting while driving
Phone calls while driving
Speeding
DUI
Gun ownership
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 11:11 AM (Y5LDn)
Any fucking prosecutor worth his salt could take this to a grand
jury and get an indictment, then to a jury and send these fucks to
FPMITAP.
I'm going to disagree only in one aspect: its a case any first year law student could successfully indict and prosecute, even against OJ Simpson's dream team of defense lawyers.
Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2018 11:11 AM (vcfwL)
Same here. The tip off should've been the angle of most pics.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 11:11 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Murdering Bastid at July 13, 2018 11:10 AM (sjdRT)
Oh yeah! They call her the "final draft".
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 11:12 AM (IqOTP)
I saw a GIF someone made of that little asshole's smirk. What a
psycho. And yeah, Gomert was right to jump on his ass for lying to his
wife about his Gummy/Bare whore.
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You have to admire it in a way.
The FBI worked to establish that a middle manager in their organization holds more power than Congressmen and the Attorney General of the United States, and they all agreed to the new arrangement.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 13, 2018 11:12 AM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 13, 2018 11:10 AM (N4pek)
He's going to tell us about the cultural opportunities available in the camps.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 11:12 AM (RD7QR)
Dog can read?
Wow. I'm impressed...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
He said, "dog is incorrigible". Do we have a Moron class - Animal?
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 11:13 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 11:12 AM (IqOTP)
Wrote her in ink, did they?
Posted by: Muad'dib - Murdering Bastid at July 13, 2018 11:13 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2018 11:13 AM (vcfwL)
because That's where we are now.
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2018 11:14 AM (dPd5y)
You have to admire it in a way.
The FBI worked to establish that a middle manager in their organization holds more power than Congressmen and the Attorney General of the United States, and they all agreed to the new arrangement.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 13, 2018 11:12 AM (YPqbH)
Excellent summation. This should be in an email to every one of these assholes who sits on these panels.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 11:14 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2018 11:14 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 11:12 AM (RD7QR)
Or how new diversity hires are already making the FBI the very best of the best.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 13, 2018 11:14 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DanMan at July 13, 2018 11:14 AM (QMG5F)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 13, 2018 11:15 AM (Evws/)
Is Sessions sleeping in again? Da fuq.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 11:15 AM (r9UYA)
You have to admire it in a way.
In a #WASTF way. I haven't watched any of the hearings because my blood pressure will exceed 4 digits if I do.
I hope everyone who saw that sanctimonious little prick has the same reaction and wants a turn wiping his smirk off his face, preferably with a Louisville Slugger.
Do you really want your tax money to support someone like that? I don't.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 13, 2018 11:16 AM (HaL55)
LOL. Reminds me of a Fish Called Wanda. Don't call me stuka. Also Young Frankenstein. Instead of "Not Frankenstein, Fraunkensteen" it's "not Junker, Juncker, with a 'c'".
He's the primary asshole working with Merkel to destroy Europe. I hope his Hillary impersonation is indicative of some progressive fatal condition.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 11:17 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 13, 2018 11:15 AM (Evws/)
Ooops.
Posted by: Mohammed Durka-Durka at July 13, 2018 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
The liberal responses, as per usual are tone deaf. The people of Britain, however, really like this Trump bloke.
Boris for PM!! Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 11:18 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 13, 2018 11:18 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 13, 2018 11:18 AM (Ug6ug)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7VUW8-qLs
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ABC News feed for RR
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy
Gracias.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 13, 2018 11:19 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 13, 2018 11:19 AM (HaL55)
https://tinyurl.com/y9u9rq59
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2018 11:19 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 13, 2018 11:16 AM (HaL55)
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That's exactly my point. I'm guessing the (R) controlled House could have legislation written up tomorrow to withhold all funding from their superiors in the FBI until and unless they are forthcoming in the investigation. Send documents as requested, etc.
And they don't, because they don't want to make their bosses in middle management mad.
I also hear rumor of a dusty, unused jail cell for exactly this sort of thing. Still dusty, and still unused.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 13, 2018 11:19 AM (YPqbH)
The bird bit the hell out of my thumb just before I released it.
Nature.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2018 10:43 AM (ptqGC)
Cardinals are amazingly feisty; I've seen one tee off on a bluejay that was fucking around a nest too close, surely with designs on robbing it. Plus males will fight with other males over territory.
We've had quite a few nests outside chez Hate through the years. The nestlings grow up very quickly.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2018 11:20 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Choo choo Charley at July 13, 2018 11:20 AM (Zmczq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 11:20 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 13, 2018 11:21 AM (e8kgV)
362 Barn swallows.
Dive bombing assholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (Boy/L)
Fecal bombs wherever they try to build a nest. We had a pair build a nest on our front porch. We thought, "Oh, isn't nature wonderful! Look Timmy, the mommy and daddy birds are building a mud nest!" Nasty. And next year, the same pair came back to try again. It took a month or so to finally convince them to stop trying. I would knock down the mud hut every day. They's have another one the next day. I finally took a pressure washer to them. That convinced them to find another home. So, they went to our neighbors across the street. Heh.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 13, 2018 10:49 AM (9BLnV)
Oh Lord yes. Every year they try to nest on the fire sprinkler head right above my apartment door. Have to get up there every other day in the spring to knock down the mud nest before they finish. This year we fought back and forth for about 3 weeks before they gave up.
They nested about 15 feet away on the emergency light in the common area at the top of our stairs. Big pile of guano on the deck that I'm probably going to have to clean up myself, even though it's common area.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2018 11:21 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: flashing James Woods at July 13, 2018 11:21 AM (ZLlh9)
The guy who invented the vacuum penis pump, because he needed that extra "uh!" in there.
Seriously: it used to be pronounced vac-you-um. Sloppy pronunciation is at fault here, not bad spelling.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 13, 2018 11:22 AM (GXOTw)
Unless he's announcing sweeping indictments up to and including Obama's mom-jean wearing ass, I'm uninterested.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2018 11:20 AM (pUDQf)
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New information has come to light that requires expanding the investigation to some (R)s seated in the current (R) controlled Congress.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 13, 2018 11:22 AM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2018 11:22 AM (EoRCO)
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It's enlightening to see how these "people" who chose violence over civility whine and cry like little girls when mild violence is used against them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2018 11:22 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 13, 2018 11:21 AM (e8kgV)
So they just leave the square root of negative one out there where anybody can see it? Shameful.
Posted by: Mohammed Durka-Durka at July 13, 2018 11:22 AM (RD7QR)
Little nephew visiting wanted to ring an old dinner bell we have hanging on the back porch. Poor kid got stung by wasps that had built a nest inside it. The Boss says get those damn wasps, BUT do not use any pesticide, bug spray, etc. Righto.
Used racoons instead. Put stepladder under bell. Next morning no wasp nest.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 13, 2018 11:23 AM (Vs607)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 13, 2018 11:23 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 13, 2018 11:24 AM (Vzqe+)
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2018 11:24 AM (SV/HG)
Pro Tip: People who are seeing winning are not fazed by silly stunts like this.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 11:25 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2018 11:25 AM (SV/HG)
HEB sells bigger birthday balloons...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 13, 2018 11:05 AM (7LY+6)
Stormy Daniels has bigger balloons.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 13, 2018 11:25 AM (9BLnV)
it's interesting how well obama insulated himself from any & everything. he's never mentioned regarding lerner irs scandal, benghazi, or this - and you know he was involved giving the ok.
a republican president is personally blamed for everything.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 13, 2018 11:26 AM (Pg+x7)
Dive bombing assholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2018 10:41 AM (Boy/L)
Not as bad as Shep Smith Swallows.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 13, 2018 11:26 AM (PFy0L)
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