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Sargent Lord Ribblesdale.jpg

Lord Ribblesdale
John Singer Sargent

Posted by: CBD at 10:00 AM




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1 Wha?

Posted by: johnd01 at July 12, 2018 10:00 AM (ukNFU)

2 They are waiting to,post 1st.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:00 AM (hQDvN)

3 Woodrow Wilson set for some climbing.

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 10:00 AM (0+nbW)

4
I hate this painting.

Posted by: Zombie Leon Trotsky at July 12, 2018 10:00 AM (veoSD)

5 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Where is everyone?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 10:00 AM (0tfLf)

6 Ya gotta love the name, Lord Ribblesdale.

Posted by: johnd01 at July 12, 2018 10:00 AM (ukNFU)

7 Fetching, aren't I?

Posted by: Sir Ian McKellen at July 12, 2018 10:01 AM (vg8iE)

8 In the previous thread, they were all lined up waiting for this thread to hit.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:01 AM (hQDvN)

9
Looks like a wild and crazy guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 10:01 AM (BWL+E)

10 Is that one of those Japanese weapons that's a sickle on a chain?


I think this guy is a ninja.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 12, 2018 10:01 AM (mk7Bj)

11 Is he playin pocket pool?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 12, 2018 10:01 AM (JFO2v)

12 It is Mr Darcy.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 10:01 AM (0tfLf)

13 I hate this painting.

Posted by: Zombie Leon Trotsky at July 12, 2018 10:00 AM (veoSD)

That was my second thought.

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 10:01 AM (0+nbW)

14 That looks like the last Dr. Who. The last male Dr. Who.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 10:01 AM (8k/Um)

15 Portrait of the Ice Pick Serial Killer

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 10:02 AM (N4pek)

16 Fantastic painting. The level of detail and the subtly different light is just amazing. This would be very welcome in my living room.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 12, 2018 10:02 AM (ULoJS)

17 He is rather fancy, but he pulls it off well.

Posted by: johnd01 at July 12, 2018 10:02 AM (ukNFU)

18 Vincent Price's great-great-grandfather!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2018 10:03 AM (Evws/)

19 Nice hat!

Posted by: Rich Uncle Pennybags at July 12, 2018 10:03 AM (r9UYA)

20 "I like to hone the top of my cane down to a razor sharp blade in case I'm down in White Chapel and want to mutilate some whores." ---Lord Ribblesdale, the real Jack the Ribble.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 10:03 AM (9BLnV)

21
Snazzy top hat. Later on, Mr Peanut stole it in a daring daylight milliner heist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2018 10:03 AM (veoSD)

22 F*cking ponce

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 12, 2018 10:03 AM (oAY8z)

23 JSS in the house, now you are talking.


Looking at pictures of his work simply does not do him justice.


The brush work and his marks are simply the best of the best.


The only other artist that comes close is Anders Zorn.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:03 AM (UfMVm)

24
The ice axe will be inherited by Ramon Mercader and used to assassinate Trotsky.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 10:03 AM (BWL+E)

25 This is what I imagine Krauthammer chose to dress up as in heaven.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 10:03 AM (N4pek)

26
Of the East Bumfook Ribbledales, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (pNxlR)

27 Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (0+nbW)

28 He's very Goldblum-esque

Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (VWE5i)

29 Jacks the Rippers retarded brother whose shit is all fucked-up?

Posted by: dananjcon at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (xqfqx)

30 An ox goad instead of a riding crop?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (UENOA)

31 I luuuuuvs ya', Jane!

Posted by: zombie mr rochester at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (Evws/)

32 Like the ice axe.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (Y5LDn)

33 Just short circuited a Nigerian scam. Setting our summer vacay, and found a beach house on CL - just like I did last year which was very successful - and I started noticing that it had some sketchy indicators.

Figured it out before I paid - now trying to lure them in. Get them to paypal me to verify the account.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (8k/Um)

34
He's very Goldblum-esque

Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (VWE5i)







Well, he IS dead......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (veoSD)

35 Stroker claims his texts were just about security concerns for the country. But he never would have acted on it. Hmmm... we'll stop him. Meant nothing. Well at least now that he has to answer for it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (OLCnA)

36 Lord Dickhead is more like it.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (oAY8z)

37 I feel sorry for that guys horse!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2018 10:05 AM (jjaLl)

38 Cody Wilson of Defense Distributed will be on The Glenn Beck Show at 10:07 AM EST to discuss his victory over the US State Department regarding 3D printed guns and assault weapons.

Yes, he is #NeverTrump but I go to where I can find info on victories for freedom.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 10:05 AM (YRXy3)

39 Jeff Goldblum is dead?

Posted by: johnd01 at July 12, 2018 10:05 AM (ukNFU)

40 And the other thing about JSS's work is that if you look close, at say, the man's hand you will see it's just a smudge of paint and the detail is simply in your mind and how the light and dark play.


The best.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:05 AM (UfMVm)

41 extra style points for climbing the Matterhorn while wearing the top hat

Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2018 10:05 AM (bT8Z4)

42 I feel sorry for his whores

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 12, 2018 10:06 AM (oAY8z)

43 Ice axe or Hurling axe?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:06 AM (r9UYA)

44 Those that don't like this one might like the other Sargent the National Gallery owns, called "Wineglasses". Sniper positions everywhere, though sadly lacking in naked women.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 12, 2018 10:06 AM (ULoJS)

45
I feel sorry for that guys horse!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)


I feel sorry for that guy's servants. "No, milord." "WHACK!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 10:06 AM (BWL+E)

46 If "looking British" had a mascot, it's this guy.

Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2018 10:06 AM (OyyDO)

47 That is a serious riding crop.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 10:06 AM (/tuJf)

48 He reminds me of Mr. Peanut.

Posted by: johnd01 at July 12, 2018 10:06 AM (ukNFU)

49
33 Just short circuited a Nigerian scam. Setting our summer vacay, and found a beach house on CL - just like I did last year which was very successful - and I started noticing that it had some sketchy indicators.


#freeourbeachhouse

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 12, 2018 10:07 AM (pNxlR)

50 The sniper is in his hat, right?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 12, 2018 10:07 AM (/+bwe)

51 Yes, he is #NeverTrump but I go to where I can find info on victories for freedom.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 10:05 AM (YRXy3)


Beck destroyed his media empire on the #nevertrump stuff, and it finally dawned on him that was bad. He has shed his #nt ness.

But I think he has used up all of his goodwill.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 10:07 AM (8k/Um)

52 Lord Ribs has an ice axe, but he doesn't look dressed for climbing.

And it's awfully clean if he's fresh from a murder.

Sargent drew him with superhero proportions. A normal is seven heads high, drawing human eight heads high gives them the superhero effect.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 10:08 AM (fuK7c)

53
Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:05 AM (UfM


Sargent is good but Veemer is my pick for the best at shadow and detail.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 10:08 AM (N4pek)

54 The axe series....yesterday's also featured an axe.

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 10:08 AM (bUjCl)

55 Wow, after looking at it embiggened, very impressive! Love the lighting dynamic, and the brush strokes at first seem crude and rough, but then they grow on you. Nice painting.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2018 10:09 AM (jjaLl)

56 I don't hate it but there's something sinister about this painting.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 10:09 AM (/qEW2)

57 Well, we are about to see master level dissembling and obfuscation from Peter Stroking off.


This is probably going to be rage inducing.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:09 AM (UfMVm)

58 Lord Ribblesdale sat on the Liberal benches in the House of Lords and served as a Lord-in-Waiting (government whip in the House of Lords) under William Ewart Gladstone from 1880 to 1885 and in 1886 and as Master of the Buckhounds under Gladstone and later Lord Rosebery from 1892 to 1895. Apart from his political career he was also a Captain in the Rifle Brigade and a Trustee of the National Gallery from 1909 to 1925

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2018 10:09 AM (mpXpK)

59 Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 10:08 AM (fuK7c)


Yea, he is awfully tall for that time period. It is not just his hat either. However, there were some guys who were tall...maybe he was one.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (hQDvN)

60 Lord Ribblesdale may look like a poofy ponce Brit snob, but he lost two sons in battle, the last at Gallipoli.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (wYseH)

61 I would bet good money he only ever rode in a carriage.

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (V+V48)

62 >>57
Well, we are about to see master level dissembling and obfuscation from Peter Stroking off.





This is probably going to be rage inducing.

Posted by: Kreplach

Clown Show 2.0

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (r9UYA)

63 I'm down on Ewoks and shan't stop rippin' 'em till I do get buckled.

Posted by: zombie Lord Ribblesdale at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (Evws/)

64
Lord Ribblesdale sat on the Liberal benches in the House of Lords and served as a Lord-in-Waiting (government whip in the House of Lords) under William Ewart Gladstone from 1880 to 1885 and in 1886 and as Master of the Buckhounds under Gladstone and later Lord Rosebery from 1892 to 1895. Apart from his political career he was also a Captain in the Rifle Brigade and a Trustee of the National Gallery from 1909 to 1925.

His portrait was painted by John Singer Sargent and is said to epitomise the British aristocrat.


Wackipedia. Every sentence has "ponce" deeply imbedded in it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (pNxlR)

65 Interesting life and lost both sons in different wars. I'm assuming that's why his barony ended. No sons to pass it down to.
Beautiful painting.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (N3JsI)

66 Is it too much to hope that Gowdy will ask Struck "Where's your paramour?"

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (vJ2Jl)

67 Knew it was a Sargent as soon as I saw it. He had a very distinct style

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (7HtZB)

68 Lord Ribblesdale needs a puppy.
Now.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (X8DLV)

69 The local street ruffians soon learned to give him a wide berth. Their old leader now walks with a limp.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (PbH71)

70 Lord Ribblesdale looks like a cross between Bob Goodlatte and Bob Mueller.

Wonder if his first name is Bob too.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (Ri0Ku)

71 re 58/60. I retract my bet. I still wouldn't want to get on his bad side.

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (V+V48)

72 Is it a house or Senate committee? Is Cruz on the committee?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (N4pek)

73 Ribbled, for Her Pleasure.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (N38tR)

74
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 10:04 AM (8k/Um)






The last two days I received scam calls from a guy claiming to be a process server who was going to accost me at my home or place of work. Had my name and county. But caller ID was a private number, and in his message he wanted me to call another 844 number. The number has been used for several totally separate scams, according to 800notes.

Which took me all of 10 seconds to figure out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (veoSD)

75 The man wields a mean ice pick

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (7ZVPa)

76 >>I would bet good money he only ever rode in a carriage.

>>Lord Ribblesdale sat on the Liberal benches in the House of Lords and served as a Lord-in-Waiting (government whip in the House of Lords) under William Ewart Gladstone from 1880 to 1885 and in 1886 and as Master of the Buckhounds under Gladstone

Probably not a good bet.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (/tuJf)

77 He looks like Ian McKellen

Posted by: Euro at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (awHRD)

78 It's nice.

But it's no Rothko.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:12 AM (N38tR)

79 55 Wow, after looking at it embiggened, very impressive! Love the lighting dynamic, and the brush strokes at first seem crude and rough, but then they grow on you. Nice painting.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2018 10:09 AM (jjaLl)

It's interesting how the background looks fake, like a painted backdrop. Compare the simple, almost careless application of the strokes on the pilaster to the care given to his Grace's 3D form.

Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2018 10:12 AM (OyyDO)

80 @53

Vermeer is a master at shadow and light but JJS was the king.


There are some paintings where if you examine them closely, very close in, there is literally nothing there, and you step back, and back, and then holy fucking shit, it's there.


Crazy.


Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:12 AM (UfMVm)

81 He's either mean, an ice cold sociopath, or sad. Not sure. But his poor horse.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:12 AM (hQDvN)

82 moki. He was master of the buckhounds, tended to the horses of the royal court, betting he rode often

Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 12, 2018 10:12 AM (N3JsI)

83 According to the National Gallery (UK), Lord Ribblesdale was the Liberal whip in the House of Lords. So I guess that's the whip in his hands. With the Liberal scythe too.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2018 10:13 AM (7HtZB)

84 Fair warning to all you coastal NC morons. I'm heading your way with the entire clan. Renting a house on Emerald Isle and riding our sand worms through your beach dunes.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 10:13 AM (MKLBv)

85 Well, we are about to see master level dissembling and obfuscation from Peter Stroking off.


This is probably going to be rage inducing.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:09 AM (UfMVm)


If you regard it as a jerkoff show trial and one of the last legacies of Eddie Munster's failed leadership, it makes it slightly less ragey to endure.

Btw, excellent commentary on the work on display.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 12, 2018 10:13 AM (y7DUB)

86 (39) Jeff Goldblum is dead?

Ate a whole wheel of Ribblesdale cheese.

Posted by: ro-man at July 12, 2018 10:13 AM (RuIsu)

87 Oh, yeah, someone should say to Strokes every single thing Strokes said about Trump. Call him an idiot, a moron, say I hate you, etc..... see how he likes it. I'd pay monies to see that.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2018 10:13 AM (jjaLl)

88 Lord-in-Waiting (government whip in the House of Lords)



Oh, so that's why he has that weapon.

I keed.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:14 AM (hQDvN)

89 Yeah, he comes off as all warm and fuzzy. Someone one doesn't want to mess with.

Posted by: entropy at July 12, 2018 10:14 AM (suO/a)

90 I finally got a call from the lawn mower place. They will come and get my mower today or tomorrow.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2018 10:14 AM (mpXpK)

91 70 Lord Ribblesdale looks like a cross between Bob Goodlatte and Bob Mueller.

Wonder if his first name is Bob too.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (Ri0Ku)

Thomas

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2018 10:14 AM (7HtZB)

92 60 Lord Ribblesdale may look like a poofy ponce Brit snob, but he lost two sons in battle, the last at Gallipoli.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (wYseH)


*Sigh* Now I feel like a s**thead.

Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2018 10:15 AM (OyyDO)

93 In a lost footnote to history, Sargent was said to have remarked that he never quite worked up the courage to tell Lord Ribblesdale that his ascot was off-center.

Posted by: Squints at Mournings at July 12, 2018 10:15 AM (X8DLV)

94 So somebody identify what he's holding.

Posted by: Dick at July 12, 2018 10:15 AM (SRarZ)

95 The man wields a mean ice pick
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (7ZVPa)

To soon.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at July 12, 2018 10:15 AM (IqOTP)

96 He took the title of "Whip" very, very seriously!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2018 10:15 AM (Evws/)

97 I first read it as Riddlesdale, and thought it might be a Peter Wimsey ancestor.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2018 10:15 AM (7ZVPa)

98 Goddamned tiny head people.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 10:15 AM (of+54)

99 >>So somebody identify what he's holding.

It's a riding crop.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 10:15 AM (/tuJf)

100 He must have lost quite a bit of weight because his clothes look awfully big on him.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2018 10:15 AM (Ri0Ku)

101 It looks like a smaller study, a warm-up, for the actual portrait, which is life size.

Posted by: Pete in TX at July 12, 2018 10:16 AM (2RBkF)

102
Ya gotta love the name, Lord Ribblesdale.
Posted by: johnd01


He could be in a Mexican Spitfire movie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 10:16 AM (IqV8l)

103 Never really saw the male sartorial splendor in a Sargent work, This one could be an ad for Saville Row.

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2018 10:16 AM (7YFuT)

104 Holy crap. I knew the economy was doing great because of all the "help wanted" and "now hiring" signs I've seen everywhere, but I just got my second non-scam call from realtors cold calling people to let them know there are $300K-$500K houses available nearby.

IIRC at this point in Obama's presidency he was flat-out GIVING homebuyers $6000 or so if they'd please buy a house.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 10:16 AM (YPqbH)

105 It's interesting how the background looks fake, like
a painted backdrop. Compare the simple, almost careless application of
the strokes on the pilaster to the care given to his Grace's 3D form.

Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2018 10:12 AM (OyyDO)


Exactly, except you said it better than me....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2018 10:17 AM (jjaLl)

106 Lord Ribblesdale looks like a cross between Bob Goodlatte and Bob Mueller.

Wonder if his first name is Bob too.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2018 10:11 AM (Ri0Ku)

Thomas
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2018 10:14 AM (7HtZB)

Tom Bob in Texas.

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 10:17 AM (0+nbW)

107
The judging program for next week's Houston World Series of Dog Shows is up. The schedule for the Houston Area Hound Association show (for which I'm Chief Steward) is brutal: starts at 8:00 AM, then a gap from about 10:00 to 2:30, resumption and the Group judging at 5:45. So basically it'll be a 12+ hour day for Her Majesty and me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 10:17 AM (BWL+E)

108 Kind of a flat portrait. Other than the axe, there is nothing. Just a dude posing in a studio. See this one in a gallery, give it a glance, move on. Not all of Sargent's work is like that of course.

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 10:17 AM (bUjCl)

109 I don't see anything wrong with the outfit, I dress like that every day. Well, not the poncey tie.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2018 10:17 AM (7ZVPa)

110 I love looking at this embiggened. I'm not even sure it's brush strokes, much of it looks to have been troweled on with a palette knife.

But he understands what the eye is going to do with it and it works perfectly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 10:18 AM (fuK7c)

111
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 10:08 AM (fuK7c)


Yea, he is awfully tall for that time period. It is not just his hat either. However, there were some guys who were tall...maybe he was one.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (hQDvN)







George Washington for example. Dood was one of the tallest men of his age. Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2018 10:18 AM (veoSD)

112 It's a riding crop.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 10:15 AM (/tuJf)

it is ???

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 10:18 AM (bUjCl)

113 Vermeer is a master at shadow and light but JJS was the king.
There are some paintings where if you examine them closely, very close in, there is literally nothing there, and you step back, and back, and then holy fucking shit, it's there.
Crazy.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:12 AM
~~~~~

I knew our J.J. like to paint, but I had no idea he was so good!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2018 10:18 AM (Ri0Ku)

114 and they're off

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:18 AM (r9UYA)

115
Fetch me that household lassie! No, not that one - the Irish strumpet!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 12, 2018 10:18 AM (pNxlR)

116 Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (N3JsI)

The artist, Sir Frederic Leighton, had the shortest-ever peerage in history. Was knighted in his old age and died the next day. No children.

Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2018 10:19 AM (OyyDO)

117 IIRC at this point in Obama's presidency he was flat-out GIVING homebuyers $6000 or so if they'd please buy a house.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 10:16 AM (YPqbH)

Yep, I took him up on it.

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 10:19 AM (0+nbW)

118 His clothes are way too tight.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 12, 2018 10:19 AM (2NqXo)

119 It's a riding crop.


If that's a riding crop I am no longer interested in "adventurous" sex play.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 10:19 AM (fuK7c)

120 Fair warning to all you coastal NC morons. I'm heading your way with the entire clan. Renting a house on Emerald Isle and riding our sand worms through your beach dunes.

I vacationed there once about forty years ago, when times were much better. I must have been ten or eleven then.

On the way we passed through Atlanta and broke down there, and found out why Sherman did what he did.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 12, 2018 10:19 AM (Z2UNQ)

121 Mountain climbing gear sure has come a long way since 1885

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2018 10:19 AM (7ZVPa)

122 scams - I keep getting emails from TextNow that I am about to lose my phone number which is according to them some 506 area code number I've never heard of.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:19 AM (hMwEB)

123 Not me

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2018 10:19 AM (7ZVPa)

124
Thing to The Barrel

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2018 10:20 AM (veoSD)

125 argh!!!!

Did that help?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 12, 2018 10:20 AM (Z2UNQ)

126
The Barrel awakens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 10:20 AM (BWL+E)

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2018 10:20 AM (7ZVPa)

128 Fair warning to all you coastal NC morons. I'm heading your way with the entire clan. Renting a house on Emerald Isle and riding our sand worms through your beach dunes.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2018 10:13 AM (MKLBv)


Unless it was a scam. Hope you didn't set the reservation up with Nigerians!

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 10:20 AM (8k/Um)

129 >>it is ??

yep.

Note the riding boots and jodhpurs.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 10:20 AM (/tuJf)

130 If that is the riding crop , he must have been riding the Trojan horse ! (SWIDT?)

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 10:20 AM (bUjCl)

131

end slantfestation now!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:20 AM (hMwEB)

132 Hey, this thing is kinda small for me... it stinks even more than I do...

Echo echo echo...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 12, 2018 10:21 AM (Z2UNQ)

133 Yep, I took him up on it.

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 10:19 AM (0+nbW)


---

Oh, don't misunderstand. I would've, too.

I'm a half century old and have never gotten a cold call from a realtor before. That's amazing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 10:21 AM (YPqbH)

134 Guess that's my sign to get back to work.

pgf

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 12, 2018 10:21 AM (Z2UNQ)

135 I wish I could've gotten in on that cash for clunkers scheme

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM (hMwEB)

136 Gah... brain's on autopilot, I keep screwing up this morning.

Good night guys.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM (Z2UNQ)

137 Yep, it's either a smaller study or a smaller copy. In the original at the National Gallery (UK) you can see the buttons on his riding breeches just above his left boot.

Posted by: Pete in TX at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM (2RBkF)

138 IIRC at this point in Obama's presidency he was flat-out GIVING homebuyers $6000 or so if they'd please buy a house.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else


Market is so tight for resales in my area that realtors put up 'Coming Soon' signs on homes. Just as a tease. Then 'Open House' date goes on sign, week or so later, with the delayed date.

Purpose is to sell in one day.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM (LOgQ4)

139 If that is the riding crop , he must have been riding the Trojan horse ! (SWIDT?)
Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 10:20 AM (bUjCl)

huh? Can Ben R. please explain, my coffee hasn't kicked in yet.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM (suO/a)

140 >>If that's a riding crop I am no longer interested in "adventurous" sex play.

Hey, I grew up around horses and women with whips.

Those stories you heard, they are true.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM (/tuJf)

141 Goodlatte cock slapping Stroke.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:23 AM (r9UYA)

142 99 Fuhrerpickel, maybe?

Posted by: ro-man at July 12, 2018 10:23 AM (RuIsu)

143 Hey, I grew up around horses and women with whips.

Those stories you heard, they are true.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM (/tuJf)

Come now, those are only rumours.

Posted by: Lady Chatterly at July 12, 2018 10:23 AM (suO/a)

144 It's a combination riding crop and skull axe.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 10:24 AM (xSo9G)

145
If that's a riding crop I am no longer interested in "adventurous" sex play.


He rode icebacks, and mighty well at that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 12, 2018 10:24 AM (pNxlR)

146 Bought a mega millions ticket yesterday

wish me luck coz if I win it will be open bar mome for all

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:24 AM (hMwEB)

147 huh? Can Ben R. please explain, my coffee hasn't kicked in yet.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM (suO/a)


decaf ?

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 10:24 AM (bUjCl)

148 I wish I could've gotten in on that cash for clunkers scheme

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM (hMwEB)


---

I did in a way, I guess. When I went looking for a decent used Accord or Camry the prices had increased 20-30% or so because the market had lost so many usable cars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 10:25 AM (YPqbH)

149 Nadler right into the 'ICE emergency'

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:25 AM (r9UYA)

150 I would bet good money he only ever rode in a carriage.

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 10:10 AM (V+V4


And only ever snogged aristocratic crumpet.

Such as Daisy Greville, Countess Warwick:

https://tinyurl.com/yckulp6y

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2018 10:25 AM (kqsXK)

151 Lick my boots, moron pussies!!!

That's not a riding-crop. THIS is a riding-crop.

Posted by: Mistress Payne at July 12, 2018 10:26 AM (Evws/)

152 The recent booking pic of Stormy Daniels is aok. Definitely MILFy.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 10:26 AM (N4pek)

153 Such as Daisy Greville, Countess Warwick:

https://tinyurl.com/yckulp6y
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2018 10:25 AM (kqsXK)

She looks delectable.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:26 AM (hMwEB)

154 I'm a half century old and have never gotten a cold call from a realtor before. That's amazing.

I get robocalls from realtors trying to get me to sell this place.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 10:26 AM (IcT7t)

155 Maybe he looks like John Hurt. But I think Susan Collins looks like John Hurt. Maybe I just think that everyone looks like John Hurt.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 10:26 AM (/qEW2)

156 George Washington for example. Dood was one of the tallest men of his age. Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2018 10:18 AM (veoSD)


Six foot twenty?! That is over seven feet tall!

Wasn't it 6 feet, 2 inches.

That

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:26 AM (hQDvN)

157 Nadler is a putz. The children, the children!

Posted by: wrg500 at July 12, 2018 10:27 AM (Bdeb0)

158 You know what is sad is that everyone hears Page defying the Congressional subpoena and figures, oh well, double standard. EVEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

I think a lot of people are going to be ducking subpoenas now.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 10:27 AM (8k/Um)

159 decaf ?
Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 10:24 AM (bUjCl)

Damn. Your right. I need to fill it to the rim with Brim.

Posted by: Lady Chatterly at July 12, 2018 10:27 AM (suO/a)

160 I'm everywhere.

Posted by: John Hurt at July 12, 2018 10:27 AM (Tyii7)

161 Nadler is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:27 AM (UfMVm)

162 Forget the painting. Awesome name.

Posted by: red speck at July 12, 2018 10:27 AM (6Krd7)

163 Aren't Archie and the gang from Ribblesdale? M'Lord could be Jughead's grandfather.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 12, 2018 10:27 AM (itJtv)

164 Hey, I grew up around horses and women with whips.

Those stories you heard, they are true.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM (/tuJf)


Bette Davis would like a word with you:

https://tinyurl.com/ycfzwjpq

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2018 10:28 AM (kqsXK)

165 Didja see this?

Porn star Stormy Daniels was arrested at a strip club in Columbus, Ohio last night for "allowing customers to touch her while on stage in a non sexual manner," according to her attorney Michael Avenatti.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 10:28 AM (1Mio1)

166 As I tried to snark in an earlier post, he looks like Charles Krauthammer to me.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 10:28 AM (N4pek)

167 The judging program for next week's Houston World Series of Dog Shows is
up. The schedule for the Houston Area Hound Association show (for which
I'm Chief Steward) is brutal: starts at 8:00 AM, then a gap from about
10:00 to 2:30, resumption and the Group judging at 5:45. So basically
it'll be a 12+ hour day for Her Majesty and me.
===========================

Take the easy way out, and just declare the Vizsla the winner. Right now, before the owners and handlers know what hit 'em. You'll thank me in the end.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 12, 2018 10:28 AM (ULoJS)

168 Off LC sock, Caffeine kick in please and the grammar error. Dang. Rough start to the morning.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 10:28 AM (suO/a)

169 Shermans revenge= embarreling

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 12, 2018 10:28 AM (vJ2Jl)

170 I so want to wipe the smirk off Stryok's face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:28 AM (ptqGC)

171 This is a really good portrait. Sargent really gives us a sense of this man's personality. I joked above that he looks very British, but he does. The tight mouth. Slight tilt of the head. His stare is confident, but not harsh or bored. He's polite and well-mannered.

The pose is very distinguished, with the right hand on the hip. Feet at right angles. Good posture with a slight forward lean. He's a gentlemen who engages in gentlemanly pursuits, like riding. I bet he's an excellent rider. He's definitely giving me that impression. This is the very specimen of the British aristocracy at the height of British power.

Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2018 10:29 AM (OyyDO)

172 165 according to her attorney Michael Avenatti.


==


hos gotta ho

and her too

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:29 AM (hMwEB)

173 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 10:28 AM (1Mio1)

It was an undercover police woman. That's not fair.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 10:29 AM (N4pek)

174 That looks like the last Dr. Who. The last male Dr. Who.

The Doctor was always a male of the species, no matter how hard the British 4th-waive Feminists wish it were not so. What they've actually proposed to "take his place" (impossible!) is Mrs. Whovaries, his cleaning woman.

Posted by: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart at July 12, 2018 10:29 AM (ZS0Ko)

175 Nadler's a total douche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:29 AM (ptqGC)

176 Oh wow, The Stroke Paramour is now going to testify.
Tomorrow!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 12, 2018 10:29 AM (xqfqx)

177 Just for the record, Jughead is officially Forsythe Pendleton Jones III

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2018 10:30 AM (7ZVPa)

178 I wish I could've gotten in on that cash for clunkers scheme
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM
~~~~~

You and me both. The politicians in my town all took advantage of that $5 or $6,000 "rebate" on all electric cars and went and bought electric golf carts for themselves, got fully reimbursed for them, and promptly passed a new ordinance allowing golf carts on our streets.

All before the general public woke up.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2018 10:30 AM (Ri0Ku)

179 This is the very specimen of the British aristocracy at the height of British power.
Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2018 10:29 AM (OyyDO)


before WWI and Empire's complete collapse

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 10:30 AM (bUjCl)

180 Oh wow, The Stroke Paramour is now going to testify.
Tomorrow!


Posted by: dananjcon at July 12, 2018 10:29 AM (xqfqx)


I'll bet she's had a total makeover.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:30 AM (ptqGC)

181 Didja see this?

Porn star Stormy Daniels was arrested at a strip club in Columbus, Ohio last night for "allowing customers to touch her while on stage in a non sexual manner," according to her attorney Michael Avenatti.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


WTF? Shaking her hand or high 5'ing her would be touching her in a non sexual manner.

That's chicken shit. I don't care whose team you're on.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 10:31 AM (Y5LDn)

182 According to last thread, Stormy did the grabbing of an Undercover woman police officer.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:31 AM (hQDvN)

183 Here's Tough Guy Gowdy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:31 AM (ptqGC)

184 It's fun/tragic to look at the cars destroyed in the Cash for Clunkers scam.

IIRC there were Aston Martins, 3rd gen RX-7s, a Bentley, TONS of M-series and 8-series BMWs, Roush Fords, Maseratis, and other very interesting things that car lovers would like to buy for cheap to repair and drive.

Oh yeah, and an 80s Buick Gran National.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 10:32 AM (YPqbH)

185 Always grab the mish.

Posted by: Stormy at July 12, 2018 10:32 AM (Tyii7)

186 177 kinda looks like Jughead

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:32 AM (hMwEB)

187 Looked up a bit about him, he was quite athletic, an amateur boxer, and supposedly easily able to knock out any man in the House of Lords during his life. (of course since most of them were 80 years old that may not be saying much)

as to personality, he was rumored to be the original role model for Professor Henry Higgins in George Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion", which eventually transformed into "My Fair Lady".

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 10:32 AM (k1TUh)

188 Fair warning to all you coastal NC morons. I'm heading your way with the entire clan. Renting a house on Emerald Isle and riding our sand worms through your beach dunes.

100 miles north of me. Hope you have a great time.

Posted by: Agitator at July 12, 2018 10:32 AM (vYN6i)

189 Always grab the mish.


That's what the TSA always does to me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:32 AM (ptqGC)

190 Oh wow, The Stroke Paramour is now going to testify.
Tomorrow!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 12, 2018 10:29 AM (xqfqx)


Sure she will.

If by testify you mean come in, make a statement about how the Russians are manipulating everything and that she is totally, totally innocent, and, oh, by the way, taking the Fifth on EVERYTHING.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 10:32 AM (8k/Um)

191 "allowing customers to touch her while on stage in a non sexual manner," according to her attorney Michael Avenatti.
========

Oh, what? They only slipped in one finger instead of four?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2018 10:32 AM (vg8iE)

192 Politico has an article up about Trump threatening to pull out of NATO.

Apparently he showed up and "hijacked" a meeting already going on and went on a rant about spending.

Our president!

Apparently it wasn't an overt threat to leave, but others said they thought it was implied. Lol.

Apparently the whole session has now devolved entirely into figuring out how to increase the spending.

Trump. Always sucking all the oxygen out of the room and bending the wills to him. Get used to it, Euros. You're getting six and half years more of this.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 12, 2018 10:33 AM (4ErVI)

193
Take the easy way out, and just declare the Vizsla the winner. Right now, before the owners and handlers know what hit 'em. You'll thank me in the end.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee


Considering that Vizslas are a Sporting breed, that may raise a few eyebrows.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 10:33 AM (BWL+E)

194 What is on Gowdy's nose?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:33 AM (r9UYA)

195 Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 10:31 AM (Y5LDn)

It wasn't none sexual but still it was a set up. But if you make a spectacle of yourself, you are going to garner the attention of Vice.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 10:33 AM (N4pek)

196 The judging program for next week's Houston World Series of Dog Shows is up. The schedule for the Houston Area Hound Association show (for which I'm Chief Steward) is brutal: starts at 8:00 AM, then a gap from about 10:00 to 2:30, resumption and the Group judging at 5:45. So basically it'll be a 12+ hour day for Her Majesty and me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 10:17 AM


Hound dogs? Easy peasy. Whichever one has the 'everyday' name of Elvis wins.

Use the gap to come see me.

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at July 12, 2018 10:33 AM (ctuyM)

197 Oh wow, The Stroke Paramour is now going to testify.
Tomorrow!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 12, 2018 10:29 AM (xqfqx)

I see a LL repeat. Give the 5th and then give a political speech. Gowdy and ilk will finger tut tut and the sun rises tomorrow.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (suO/a)

198

EM MY MOUTH'S LICKA FUR BOOT FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (mPeei)

199 186 Votermom, see me @163.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (itJtv)

200 >>Hound dogs? Easy peasy. Whichever one has the 'everyday' name of Elvis wins.


I have a hound dog. His name is Elvis. Really.

What do I win?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (/tuJf)

201 165
Didja see this?



Porn star Stormy Daniels was arrested at a strip club in Columbus,
Ohio last night for "allowing customers to touch her while on stage in a
non sexual manner," according to her attorney Michael Avenatti.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 10:28 AM (1Mio1)

According to police, Stormy -"During her performance, officers in the club said they witnessed Daniels
using her bare breasts to smack patrons. The officers also said they
observed Daniels fondling the breasts of female patrons. The report states that when the officers approached the stage, Daniels
held the face of the female officer between her breasts. It also says
she did the same to a male officer. The report goes on to say Daniels
fondled the buttocks and breasts of another officer. At that point,
court documents state that a fourth officer exited the club to request
assistance to make an arrest."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (jxbfJ)

202 WTF? Shaking her hand or high 5'ing her would be touching her in a non sexual manner.

That's chicken shit. I don't care whose team you're on."

Oh but this story is good. A local detective walked up to the stage and she approached him and slapped him on both sides of his head with her boobs. Seriously!

(and then he arrested her, the ingrate)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (k1TUh)

203 Hound dogs? Easy peasy. Whichever one has the 'everyday' name of Elvis wins.

==

noo, vote for the beagle named Snoopy!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:35 AM (hMwEB)

204 They only slipped in one finger instead of four?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2018 10:32 AM (vg8iE)

If you find my keys, we can drive out of here!

Posted by: Just the punchline! at July 12, 2018 10:35 AM (wYseH)

205 Once again, Melania looked absolutely stunning today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:35 AM (ptqGC)

206 Hound dogs? Easy peasy. Whichever one has the 'everyday' name of Elvis wins.

Use the gap to come see me.
Posted by: Tiffini in Houston


Beauregard or Duke.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 10:35 AM (Y5LDn)

207 THE Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 10:35 AM (YPqbH)

208
Probably another publicity stunt. Stay in the news, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 10:35 AM (BWL+E)

209 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (itJtv)

it explains so much about Jughead

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:36 AM (hMwEB)

210
Looks a little like John eFfing Kerry

Posted by: Sphynx at July 12, 2018 10:36 AM (rXie1)

211 What are the squiggles on the column to the upper left of him? I enlarged it but still can't figure out what they are. I think one might spell ISIL.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (/qEW2)

212 ew Stormy ew

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (hMwEB)

213 Oh but this story is good. A local detective walked up to the stage and she approached him and slapped him on both sides of his head with her boobs. Seriously!

(and then he arrested her, the ingrate)
Posted by: Tom Servo


Where I'm from, that'd be considered a 'sexual manner'.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (Y5LDn)

214 Looks like he is getting to ride across his estate and thrash some lazy peasants.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (YQ4mh)

215 From the morning thread, NBC also has a post on the 10 BEST states to live in, and 7 out of ten score on....wait for it...

...inclusiveness!


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (oVJmc)

216
I'm not sure I want to live in a country where a boob slap is against the law. But we're talking about Ohio.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (LOgQ4)

217 202 WTF? Shaking her hand or high 5'ing her would be touching her in a non sexual manner.

That's chicken shit. I don't care whose team you're on."

Oh but this story is good. A local detective walked up to the stage and she approached him and slapped him on both sides of his head with her boobs. Seriously!

(and then he arrested her, the ingrate)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (k1TUh)

Well I would think that's a health code violation at least. I mean, I think she technically counts as a Superfund site.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (7HtZB)

218 The Peoples Cube has ruined Sadiq Khan (London muzzie mayor)'s publicity stunt of having a giant inflatable Trump baby: they put out a Photoshop showing the baby with the captions "UK: NON-MUSLIM BABY SPOTTED" and "LONDONERS IN SHOCK TO SEE FIRST BABY NOT NAMED MOHAMMED IN 15 YEARS". Beautiful.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)

219 POTUS should tell secret service to hellfire those stupid floats, if silly Brits decide to float them during his visit.

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (bUjCl)

220 Because nothing says "#metoo" like groping the customers at a strip joint.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (itJtv)

221 And the Orc speaks. He speaks nearly as clearly as Maxine's Wig.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:38 AM (ptqGC)

222
So did Stormy feel someone up or did someone feel up Stormy ? What happened in this country that you can't tweak a stripper on her teat.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 12, 2018 10:38 AM (rXie1)

223 215 From the morning thread, NBC also has a post on the 10 BEST states to live in, and 7 out of ten score on....wait for it...

...inclusiveness!


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (oVJmc)

How does legalized boob smacking rank?

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2018 10:38 AM (7HtZB)

224 Cummings is a damaged vegetable.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:38 AM (r9UYA)

225 and then he arrested her, the ingrate)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (k1TUh)


No, that was a power play on her part, and a way to humiliate him in front of everyone.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:38 AM (hQDvN)

226 178
I wish I could've gotten in on that cash for clunkers scheme

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:22 AM

~~~~~



You and me both. The politicians in my town all took advantage of
that $5 or $6,000 "rebate" on all electric cars and went and bought
electric golf carts for themselves, got fully reimbursed for them, and
promptly passed a new ordinance allowing golf carts on our streets.



All before the general public woke up.





Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2018 10:30 AM (Ri0Ku)


They have allowed golf carts on the streets here for as long as I can remember. My neighborhood is awash with little girls driving them up and down the street. Some of them are so small they have to standup to reach the accelerator pedal.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2018 10:38 AM (mpXpK)

227 And now fool Elijiah Cummings will babble on incoherently for 5 minutes.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:38 AM (UfMVm)

228 Lord Foppy McFoppypants

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2018 10:39 AM (9chmE)

229 Stormy is a walking talking health violation...

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 10:39 AM (bUjCl)

230 How does legalized boob smacking rank?
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2018 10:38 AM (7HtZB)

Concussion or no concussion?

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 10:39 AM (suO/a)

231 Cummings needs a drool cup.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:39 AM (ptqGC)

232 The Peoples Cube has ruined Sadiq Khan (London muzzie mayor)'s publicity stunt of having a giant inflatable Trump baby: they put out a Photoshop showing the baby with the captions "UK: NON-MUSLIM BABY SPOTTED" and "LONDONERS IN SHOCK TO SEE FIRST BABY NOT NAMED MOHAMMED IN 15 YEARS". Beautiful.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2018 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)


Awesome. Made my morning.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:39 AM (hQDvN)

233 Well, I will give Elijiah Cummings cudos for turning Gowdy's words back on him.


Trey Gowdy is a dipshit.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (UfMVm)

234 171 This is a really good portrait. Sargent really gives us a sense of this man's personality. I joked above that he looks very British, but he does. The tight mouth. Slight tilt of the head. His stare is confident, but not harsh or bored. He's polite and well-mannered."

I noted that this portrait was named "The Ancestor". Edward VII himself had given Ribbesdale that nickname because he and those at his court felt that Ribbesdale represented most completely all of those Aristocrats who had preceded them, that he was almost a living throwback to some past age in bearing, manner, and sentiment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (k1TUh)

235 I love blue laws. I'm sure Stormy was doing her act which would be legal in some places and not in others.

Since most of these laws are old I imagine grown men debating how to draft them. OK, you can show tit as long as the aureole is covered. You can't show mish if you serve alcohol, but you can show mish if you don't.

Legislative time is taken up drafting this and now law enforcement time is spent on reprimanding a stripper for flinging a boob at someone's face.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (fuK7c)

236 >> Elijiah Cummings will babble on incoherently for 5 minutes.


Nobody, in all of human history, has looked more like an undercooked Turd.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (N38tR)

237 Lord Foppy McFoppypants
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2018 10:39 AM


Are you referring to today's painting, or the winner of the upcoming Houston Hound Dog pageant?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (ctuyM)

238 Are they built for speed or for comfort?
Did you motorboat? Bllllooobbb blooooobbb

You motor boating bastard.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (pw+jk)

239 227 And now fool Elijiah Cummings will babble on incoherently for 5 minutes.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:38 AM (UfMVm)

I speak babble.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (suO/a)

240 >>Trey Gowdy is a dipshit.

Glad he'll be gone soon.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (r9UYA)

241 A local detective walked up to the stage and she approached him and slapped him on both sides of his head with her boobs.


So, Stormy's not as cracked up as everyone thinks she is?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 10:41 AM (0tfLf)

242 I can guarantee the Queen one thing, Melania will not throw her arm around her shoulder, like Mooch did.

And PDT won't "gift" her a stupid device with all his speeches on it. I hope he let Melania select a lovely, classy gift.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:41 AM (ptqGC)

243 Don't see hats like that any more.

I bet there's a midget hiding under it.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 10:41 AM (UBzPO)

244 So did Stormy feel someone up or did someone feel up
Stormy ? What happened in this country that you can't tweak a
stripper on her teat.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 12, 2018 10:38 AM (rXie1)


She's a whore, and the law is an ass.


Why should anyone be surprised that she's being bitten.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2018 10:41 AM (9chmE)

245 241So, Stormy's not as cracked up as everyone thinks she is?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 10:41 AM (0tfLf)

Don't know if you can use crack and Stormy in the same sentence. More like chasm at this point. She's been pounded more than the "I" in Pixar.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 10:42 AM (jxbfJ)

246 Don't see hats like that any more.

I bet there's a midget hiding under it.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 10:41 AM (UBzPO)

or a beer

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 10:42 AM (0+nbW)

247 Lord Foppy McFoppypants
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2018 10:39 AM

Are you referring to today's painting, or the winner of the upcoming Houston Hound Dog pageant?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (ctuyM)


That would be Lord Floppy McFloppypants.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:42 AM (hQDvN)

248 I don't care what happens to Stormy, or her attorney.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:42 AM (ptqGC)

249 He looks kind of ... arrogant. Like he's got some kind of privilege or something. I hate people like that. I prefer to be surrounded by humble brown people.

Posted by: insecure SJW professor of intersectionality at July 12, 2018 10:43 AM (/qEW2)

250 What just happened? Is someone protesting?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:43 AM (ptqGC)

251 I love blue laws. I'm sure Stormy was doing her act which would be legal in some places and not in others.


---

I'm fairly pro-this, honestly. *IF* it was across the board, which it's not.

I'm guessing the same places that insist on 10th Amendment whatever because pot want to have a say in my state's marriage licenses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 10:43 AM (YPqbH)

252 Ohio PD: My you have a big pussy..... big pussy.

Stormy: You didn't have to say that twice.

Ohio PD: I didn't.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 12, 2018 10:43 AM (pw+jk)

253 >>. My neighborhood is awash with little girls driving them up and down the street. Some of them are so small they have to standup to reach the accelerator pedal.


On the fucking street?

Yeah. No.

Every year 4-5 local kids get killed rolling ATVs and Golf Carts and Red Neck Cadillacs and the like.

If their parents want them exposed to that kind of risk, I don't care. But not ona fucking street.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:43 AM (N38tR)

254 I hope he let Melania select a lovely, classy gift.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:41 AM



No doubt in my mind Jane. I'm curious to see what it is...if the MSM even bothers to report it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 10:43 AM (0tfLf)

255 Some retard just yelled out Fight the Rule Fight the Rule.

Congresswoman?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:43 AM (r9UYA)

256 I love it, The Aristocrats have broken out in the committee hearing.


I will say this for the democrats, they are creative.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:43 AM (UfMVm)

257 Lord Foppy McFoppypants

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2018 10:39 AM



Are you referring to today's painting, or the winner of the upcoming Houston Hound Dog pageant?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (ctuyM)


I think the mutt winning the pageant's name is Lord Stuffy McTurdpants.

Not the same guy as our British upper class twit of the year candidate up there.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2018 10:43 AM (9chmE)

258 94
So somebody identify what he's holding.


Posted by: Dick at July 12, 2018 10:15 AM (SRarZ)

Where I'm from it's called a beatin' stick.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 10:44 AM (UBzPO)

259
"I once thought of you
as a white knight on a steed"

??

Posted by: Soothi at July 12, 2018 10:44 AM (deYIr)

260 Bumped...bcz the same questions are time wasters.

According to police, Stormy -"During her performance, officers in the club said they witnessed Daniels
using her bare breasts to smack patrons. The officers also said they
observed Daniels fondling the breasts of female patrons. The report states that when the officers approached the stage, Daniels
held the face of the female officer between her breasts. It also says
she did the same to a male officer. The report goes on to say Daniels
fondled the buttocks and breasts of another officer. At that point,
court documents state that a fourth officer exited the club to request
assistance to make an arrest."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (jxbfJ)

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:44 AM (hQDvN)

261 using her bare breasts to smack patrons

Somebody's gonna lose an eye.

Posted by: Mom at July 12, 2018 10:44 AM (Tyii7)

262 I love blue laws. I'm sure Stormy was doing her act which would be legal in some places and not in others.

Since most of these laws are old I imagine grown men debating how to draft them. OK, you can show tit as long as the aureole is covered. You can't show mish if you serve alcohol, but you can show mish if you don't.

Legislative time is taken up drafting this and now law enforcement time is spent on reprimanding a stripper for flinging a boob at someone's face.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (fuK7c)

According to the Columbus Dispatch, the local ordinance was passed in 2007. I believe it was an olive branch to the various local groups who are unhappy with strip clubs in their neighborhoods.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 12, 2018 10:44 AM (Ith9K)

263 My neighborhood is awash with little girls driving them up and down the
street. Some of them are so small they have to standup to reach the
accelerator pedal.


---

I'm guessing an adult can be charged with DUI in a golf cart because vehicular whatever, but a 10 year old driving the same vehicle on the street is fine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 10:45 AM (YPqbH)

264 252
Ohio PD: My you have a big pussy..... big pussy.

Stormy: You didn't have to say that twice.

Ohio PD: I didn't.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 12, 2018 10:43 AM (pw+jk)

Great, now I have to call the Purchasing Dept and have them order a new monitor. Coffee splatter isn't covered on the warranty.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)

265
Painting of Dr. Jeckyl?

Posted by: Soothi at July 12, 2018 10:45 AM (deYIr)

266 Fair warning to all you coastal NC morons. I'm heading your way with the
entire clan. Renting a house on Emerald Isle and riding our sand worms
through your beach dunes.



100 miles north of me. Hope you have a great time.
**
Spent several vacays there, nice and quiet, great beaches. If yer a golfer head up to North River in Beaufort, i think its called the Beaufort Club now.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 12, 2018 10:45 AM (xqfqx)

267 255 Some retard just yelled out Fight the Rule Fight the Rule.

Congresswoman?

Posted by: Under Fire

It was site the rule.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 12, 2018 10:45 AM (Bdeb0)

268 Portraiture is not my favorite painting category.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 12, 2018 10:45 AM (WTo7q)

269 I got the painting instantly. Always liked that one. The French once had a saying, "Happy as a Lord in England."

Posted by: strawdog at July 12, 2018 10:45 AM (Cssks)

270 Melania does look stunning as usual when arriving in UK. Kate and Sparkle, though half her age, will have a tough time topping her style.

Yea, I'm catty like that.

Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2018 10:46 AM (oiNtH)

271 Trey Gowdy is a dipshit.

Our superiors aren't even very good at being lawyers? Aren't they "credentialed"?

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 10:46 AM (/lkI0)

272 See, you might hate the Democrats but at least they fight.


Do you think for one second that a Republicans would do what Elijiah CUmmings is doing right now with his time?


The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:46 AM (UfMVm)

273 158 You know what is sad is that everyone hears Page defying the Congressional subpoena and figures, oh well, double standard. EVEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

I think a lot of people are going to be ducking subpoenas now.

Posted by: blaster
----
Hold my beer..

-Eric Holder

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 12, 2018 10:46 AM (9B/d8)

274 211 What are the squiggles on the column to the upper left of him? I enlarged it but still can't figure out what they are. I think one might spell ISIL."

It's either morse code or artistic license.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 10:46 AM (k1TUh)

275 The report goes on to say Daniels fondled the buttocks and breasts of another officer. At that point, court documents state that a fourth officer exited the club to request assistance to make an arrest."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: platypus


That would be "touching in a sexual manner".

I thought she was arrested for touching in a NON sexual manner?

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 10:46 AM (Y5LDn)

276 152
The recent booking pic of Stormy Daniels is aok. Definitely MILFy.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 10:26 AM (N4pek)

Here she is in the cell. I wonder who took this pic and then posted it on her Instagram? Also note the dual-monitor setup plus cell phone in the holding cell:https://tinyurl.com/y8ssonoc

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 10:47 AM (UBzPO)

277 Stroking off time.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:47 AM (UfMVm)

278 Hell here strippers have to wear pasties and bottoms. And beer costs $5/pop 15 or 20 years ago. No liquor at all allowed in strip joints. If you get a lap dance you have to put your hands behind your back. And the cover charge to get in usually runs about $20. And in some counties like mine there are no strip joints allowed at all. Also, no liquor sales on Sunday at all except in private clubs.


Got to allow the big wigs to drink.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2018 10:47 AM (mpXpK)

279 She's been pounded more than the "I" in Pixar.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 10:42 AM



And once again the Horde presents us with an opportunity to astound our friends and amaze our colleagues with our linguistic skills. Today I shall try to use this phrase five times in conversation.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)

280
Melania does look stunning as usual when arriving in UK. Kate and
Sparkle, though half her age, will have a tough time topping her style.

Yea, I'm catty like that.

Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2018 10:46 AM (oiNtH)


Come sit next to me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:47 AM (ptqGC)

281 And apparently Stozk still has a job.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:47 AM (UfMVm)

282 Gawd I can't stand Cummings

Posted by: wrg500 at July 12, 2018 10:48 AM (Bdeb0)

283 Liar!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:48 AM (UfMVm)

284 Liar!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:48 AM (UfMVm)

285 I'm guessing an adult can be charged with DUI in a golf cart because vehicular whatever, but a 10 year old driving the same vehicle on the street is fine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



Not if they're drunk!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 10:48 AM (Y5LDn)

286 >>281
And apparently Stozk still has a job.

Incredible.


Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:48 AM (r9UYA)

287 Here she is in the cell. I wonder who took this pic and then posted it on her Instagram?

Yep, definitely a publicity stunt to extend her 15 minutes.

Surely an experienced stripper, AND the club itself, know what the cops will allow and what they won't.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 10:48 AM (oVJmc)

288 Liar!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:48 AM (UfMVm)

289 I'd like to see a Spite Fire take down the barrage balloon of baby Trump in diapers, but in modern England it would never happen.

Posted by: Colin at July 12, 2018 10:48 AM (eAJ/s)

290 Awww, Stryok sez he's testifying today "with significant regret."

And now he's defending his comments about PDT because of "deep patriotism."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:49 AM (ptqGC)

291 Melania does look stunning as usual when arriving in UK. Kate and
Sparkle, though half her age, will have a tough time topping her style.

Yea, I'm catty like that.

Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2018 10:46 AM (oiNtH)

Come sit next to me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:47 AM (ptqGC)

Didn't Sparkle say she would not meet PDT?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 12, 2018 10:49 AM (Ith9K)

292 I thought it was bite the mule.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 10:49 AM (nhAAH)

293 Damn. Your right. I need to fill it to the rim with Brim.
Posted by: Lady Chatterly at July 12, 2018 10:27 AM (suO/a)

No, baby. You need to fill it to the rim...with Jim! ---James Comey, ex-FBI saint.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 10:49 AM (9BLnV)

294 Jane - anytime!

Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2018 10:49 AM (oiNtH)

295 LIAR!!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:49 AM (UfMVm)

296 Bumped...bcz the same questions are time wasters.



According to police, Stormy -"During her performance, officers in the club said they witnessed Daniels

using her bare breasts to smack patrons. The officers also said they

observed Daniels fondling the breasts of female patrons. The report states that when the officers approached the stage, Daniels

held the face of the female officer between her breasts. It also says

she did the same to a male officer. The report goes on to say Daniels

fondled the buttocks and breasts of another officer. At that point,

court documents state that a fourth officer exited the club to request

assistance to make an arrest."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (jxbfJ)

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:44 AM (hQDvN)


If true, I'd say a couple felonies are in the works: multiple accounts of sexual assault, and special circumstances around impeding police officers in the execution of their duties.
10-15 years in prison.

Goose/gander... assembly required.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2018 10:49 AM (9chmE)

297 When was the last time you read an article about Mike Pence doing or saying anything?

That dude is MIA.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2018 10:49 AM (zfrbv)

298 Ribbesdale up there looks like he's just about to order a flogging. And he's gonna enjoy it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 10:50 AM (k1TUh)

299 re: the painting...great face but the rest is pretty "Meh".

Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 12, 2018 10:50 AM (EUw/L)

300 Holy crap. I knew the economy was doing great because of all the "help wanted" and "now hiring" signs I've seen everywhere, ...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 10:16 AM (YPqbH)


I'm hearing lots of "help wanted" commercials on the radio during my commute to/from work. These are for decent manufacturing/trades jobs that include sign-on bonuses, 401K w/ match, tuition assistance, etc.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 12, 2018 10:50 AM (YQ4mh)

301 Stroke is laying the BS on thick and often.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:50 AM (r9UYA)

302 Stryok is lying his ass off. Unreal. He has no shame, and no balls.

"There is simply no evidence of bias in my actions."

No. Damned. Words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:50 AM (ptqGC)

303 I didn't know if Sparkle said that or not. I think she will have to follow planned protocol. I believe I read that there was some event planned with Melania, Kate, and Sparkle.

Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2018 10:50 AM (oiNtH)

304 Gawd I can't stand Cummings


Posted by: wrg500 at July 12, 2018 10:48 AM (Bdeb0)
**************************
That was some dog and pony show. The guilty banners... straight out of Hollywood.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2018 10:51 AM (PvFoN)

305 woof! woof! [wags tail]

Posted by: jasper at July 12, 2018 10:51 AM (Evws/)

306 Aaaaand....RUSSIANS and PDT.

He's also "proud of our work on the Russian investigation."

I want this bastard in prison.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:51 AM (ptqGC)

307 A few months ago Gowdy still held "complete faith and trust" in the FBI and DOJ. He has since changed his tune.

Is it possible he was truly blinded by loyalty until just recently?

I mean, I have recently called Gowdy a fraud but when he speaks I want to believe him.

Trump dragging on Sessions and Gowdy retiring.....I think Sessions is gone after mid terms and Gowdy gets the nod.

Maybe he is a Paladin type unable to believe his god is fallible until it becomes absolutely undeniable?

Posted by: Derptastic at July 12, 2018 10:51 AM (DB16e)

308 Here she is in the cell. I wonder who took this pic
and then posted it on her Instagram? Also note the dual-monitor setup
plus cell phone in the holding cell:https://tinyurl.com/y8ssonoc



Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 10:47 AM (UBzPO)

I just noticed the timestamp on that says a week ago so now I feel stupid.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 10:51 AM (UBzPO)

309 Is anyone reading back to Stroke his own texts?

Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2018 10:51 AM (oiNtH)

310 278 Hell here strippers have to wear pasties and bottoms. And beer costs $5/pop 15 or 20 years ago. No liquor at all allowed in strip joints. If you get a lap dance you have to put your hands behind your back. And the cover charge to get in usually runs about $20. And in some counties like mine there are no strip joints allowed at all. Also, no liquor sales on Sunday at all except in private clubs.


Got to allow the big wigs to drink.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2018 10:47 AM (mpXpK)


Vic - Style Guide says you are supposed to add "or so my friends tell me" to the end of a story like this.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 10:52 AM (8k/Um)

311 That was some dog and pony show. The guilty banners... straight out of Hollywood.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2018 10:51 AM



You can bet there were days of rehearsal.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 10:52 AM (0tfLf)

312 "Let me be clear." Right out of Barry's mouth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:52 AM (ptqGC)

313
When was the last time you read an article about Mike Pence doing or saying anything?



That dude is MIA.


He did a bunch of interviews after the Kav announcement...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 10:52 AM (oVJmc)

314 So it would seem that Stozk is not going to be fired.


And he's going to hang his hat on the fact he didn't leak the existence of an investigation.


Also I see these assholes are going to continue the charade that Russia had influenced the election.



GREAT FUCKING JOB GOP.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:52 AM (UfMVm)

315 What a smug, lying, douche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:52 AM (ptqGC)

316 >>309
Is anyone reading back to Stroke his own texts?

GOP: That would be barbaric.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:52 AM (r9UYA)

317 >>That was some dog and pony show.


Tiajuana is amazing.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:52 AM (N38tR)

318 PUTIN!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:52 AM (UfMVm)

319 I was proud to be a graduate of the University of Kansas. But this "artistic" bullshit of desecration of the U.S. flag, coming on top of the football team's thuggish behavior toward OU's Mayfield, suggests that it's time to close the book on the old days.

I mean, yes, the "Berkeley of the Cornfields" was a liberal hotbed back then -- after Reagan's first election victory, the student newspaper ran an editorial cartoon of a blind man leading more blind people over a rickety rope bridge -- but I could ignore it; after all, my side had won.

And it's not as if this "art" was flown in the center of campus. It was displayed in front of a building that's not even visible from the main thoroughfare. Still, it's high time that so-called "artists" be told where to get off.

I had been considering making donations to KU, now that we're starting to build savings. But this tears it.

Not one red cent for the Crimson and the Blue until it straightens out its act.

P.S. Do not construe this to mean that I'll start rooting for the Wildcats!

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 12, 2018 10:53 AM (Apbdw)

320 OMG. "Today's hearing is just another victory notch in Putin's belt."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:53 AM (ptqGC)

321 Stryok is lying his ass off.



The guy who threatens to prevent Trump becoming Prez is now lying. I'm shocked.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 10:53 AM (hQDvN)

322 And now he's defending his comments about PDT because of "deep patriotism."

Yes.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at July 12, 2018 10:53 AM (Tyii7)

323 I'm finding it hilarious that Daniels got to spend some time in a holding cell before someone put up $6,000 for her bail.

By the way, where is her kid while she is driving from strip dive to strip dive? With her? Being babysat by one of the freaks in her entourage?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 12, 2018 10:53 AM (Ith9K)

324 He's a patriot. Or something. Lying bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:53 AM (ptqGC)

325 Strzok be stroking it! It's a shame Lisa's not there. She usually takes care of that for him.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 10:53 AM (9BLnV)

326 Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 10:40 AM (fuK7c)



According to the Columbus Dispatch, the local ordinance was passed
in 2007. I believe it was an olive branch to the various local groups
who are unhappy with strip clubs in their neighborhoods.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 12, 2018 10:44 AM (Ith9K)


Yeah, let's not pretend strip clubs are nice friendly places where people go to have a little fun.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2018 10:53 AM (9chmE)

327 I'm hearing lots of "help wanted" commercials on the radio during my commute to/from work. These are for decent manufacturing/trades jobs that include sign-on bonuses, 401K w/ match, tuition assistance, etc.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop


Always hated "sign-on bonuses". Hell, I've been here 30 years. Didn't get squat.

It's like Direct TV. "Sign up now and we'll pay your mortgage for 6 months!"

Looks at my contract from 5 years ago.
Nope. Nada. Didn't get shit.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 10:54 AM (Y5LDn)

328 297 When was the last time you read an article about Mike Pence doing or saying anything?

That dude is MIA."

Not true - the MSM won't report what he does because a) they hate him, b) he doesn't do anything they can criticize, and c) they hate him. Just this week Pence has been doing campaign tours throughout Missouri and and the farm states, meeting with those donors and other groups who are going to be crucial in the midterms. He's almost always touring, meeting with people, doing behind the scenes work. See above as to why you never hear anything about that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 10:54 AM (k1TUh)

329 As a young teen I had to venture across the border to Fort Erie, Ontario to see lap dances. But back then, it was far easier to cross the border.

Posted by: Colin at July 12, 2018 10:54 AM (eAJ/s)

330 Well this chap seems well equipped to spelunk the Cave of Sandra Fluke...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 10:54 AM (MeS8s)

331 Thank you very much Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:54 AM (r9UYA)

332 Well, maybe there were a few socons who were bamboozled by the Stormy attempt to slander PDT. Now that she's shown herself to be a sleaze, that will no longer be a factor.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 10:54 AM (/qEW2)

333 And there goes my blood pressure.


Have at him, Gowdy. Earn your damned pay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:54 AM (ptqGC)

334 Also note the dual-monitor setup plus cell phone in the holding cell


Jeebuz. Take me to Ohio the next time I get arrested. I've never been in a cell with any sort of amenities.

I did once get to keep a cellphone by accident. I was being all polite and cooperative while they took my belt and wallet and I looked fairly respectable and I explained that I needed to call my ex-wife, because it was supposed to be my turn with the kids and while I was conducting this business they finished with me and forgot to take the phone.

Now, they'd said that it would be an hour or so in the cell and after two hours I got bored and called the police station asking about when Bandersnatch was going to get out of his cell.

"What relation are you to Bandersnatch?"

"I am Bandersnatch. You said it would be an hour".

Tromp! Tromp! Tromp! came the boots down the hall.

I did not get to keep my cell phone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 10:55 AM (fuK7c)

335 Is anyone reading back to Stroke his own texts?

We don't want to violate his copyright.

Posted by: The GOPe at July 12, 2018 10:55 AM (0+2a1)

336 Hear we go.


This is going to be pointless.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:55 AM (UfMVm)

337 Gowdy does not have war hair on.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 10:55 AM (8k/Um)

338 Fetch my brandy, wench, or you shall taste the back of my sinewy right hand!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 12, 2018 10:55 AM (JNTt1)

339 307 A few months ago Gowdy still held "complete faith and trust" in the FBI and DOJ. He has since changed his tune.

Is it possible he was truly blinded by loyalty until just recently?

I mean, I have recently called Gowdy a fraud but when he speaks I want to believe him.

Trump dragging on Sessions and Gowdy retiring.....I think Sessions is gone after mid terms and Gowdy gets the nod.

Maybe he is a Paladin type unable to believe his god is fallible until it becomes absolutely undeniable?
----
Please keep Gowdy as far away as possible from gaining any traction as the next USAG. He's a complete blowhard and that is all...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (9B/d8)

340 Stroke gives his diatribe and is now clamming up. My attorney...yadda yadaa.

Shit show.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (r9UYA)

341 I did not get to keep my cell phone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 10:55 AM (fuK7c)

I retract that post - apparently that shot was from a porn shoot in the past. the instagram post is from at least a week ago.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (UBzPO)

342 Let the multi-dimensional chess game commence!!! After my nap.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (Tyii7)

343 6 Ya gotta love the name, Lord Ribblesdale.

his full name is Ribble McRibblesdale.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (xGZ+b)

344 Re: Liar!
Who let Three Dog Night in?

Posted by: ro-man at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (RuIsu)

345 I'm finding it hilarious that Daniels got to spend some time in a holding cell before someone put up $6,000 for her bail.

By the way, where is her kid while she is driving from strip dive to strip dive? With her? Being babysat by one of the freaks in her entourage?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 12, 2018 10:53 AM (Ith9K)

He travels with her. In her snatch. She keeps a rope tied to his leg so she can pull him out if he gets lost.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (9BLnV)

346 He did a bunch of interviews after the Kav announcement...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 10:52 AM (oVJmc)

Was on Rush yesterday/ day before?

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (0+nbW)

347 I'm everywhere.
Posted by: John Hurt at July 12, 2018 10:27 AM (Tyii7)

Except Mississippi.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (bNb8V)

348 So I see that it is going to be I take the Fifth in this dog and pony show.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (pw+jk)

349 Is Stryok's wife there? As if.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (ptqGC)

350 Zerohedge lied to me.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (UBzPO)

351 I did not get to keep my cell phone.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Hmm, so much left unsaid...

In any case, we have no further questions.

Posted by: The GOPe at July 12, 2018 10:57 AM (0+2a1)

352 Stroke gives his diatribe and is now clamming up. My attorney...yadda yadaa.

Shit show.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (r9UYA)

That's want Lois did. They cannot have it both freeking ways. Either answer or STFU.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 10:57 AM (suO/a)

353 When you make a big deal out of something you are going to do , you may bring unwanted attention from the authorities.

Publicizing a big street drag race by word of mouth will bring out the cops. Publicizing a big strip show with a porn Star will bring out Vice.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 10:57 AM (N4pek)

354 Wow. Stryok is one smug, haughty, lying, ass. Needs a beat-down. By me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:57 AM (ptqGC)

355 Well this chap seems well equipped to spelunk the Cave of Sandra Fluke...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 10:54 AM


You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2018 10:57 AM (ctuyM)

356 Just found out that our ONLY "conservative" city council member in Austin is not seeking re-election. So far 3 "progressives" have jumped in the race for the spot. She was my representative.... that sucks!

Posted by: lin duh @ werk at July 12, 2018 10:57 AM (9iLHi)

357 After losing both sons in battle, the hereditary title died out upon his death.

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 10:58 AM (3HNOQ)

358 We have drama!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:58 AM (UfMVm)

359 302
Stryok is lying his ass off. Unreal. He has no shame, and no balls.

"There is simply no evidence of bias in my actions."

No. Damned. Words.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:50 AM (ptqGC)

Any chance he is testifying under oath?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 10:58 AM (jxbfJ)

360 Gah. Is it too early to drink? This is raising my rage to eleventy zillion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 10:59 AM (ptqGC)

361 Both of Ribblesdale's sons were KIA. His barony became extinct when he died.

Posted by: strawdog at July 12, 2018 10:59 AM (Cssks)

362 He travels with her. In her snatch. She keeps a rope tied to his leg so she can pull him out if he gets lost.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male


Is the kid's name Kotex?

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 10:59 AM (Y5LDn)

363 358 We have drama!
Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 10:58 AM (UfMVm)

Unless bodies hit the floor, not interested.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 10:59 AM (suO/a)

364 his full name is Ribble McRibblesdale.
Still better than Erick Erickson (whose middle name is also rumoured to be Erick).

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2018 11:00 AM (Evws/)

365 `What a smug shit.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2018 11:00 AM (Kcf2u)

366 I wonder who's packing on the committee.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 11:00 AM (r9UYA)

367 ....They cannot have it both freeking ways....

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 10:57 AM (suO/a)


Cannot. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:00 AM (8k/Um)

368 This has become a shit show.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:01 AM (UfMVm)

369 What a circus this is. Stryok will walk out and still have a job.

I'll bet Gummy Bear will be equally despicable tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:01 AM (ptqGC)

370 Why is Nadler protecting this shit?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 12, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

371 He's almost always touring, meeting with people, doing behind the scenes work. See above as to why you never hear anything about that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 10:54 AM (k1TUh)

Pence's official WH Twitter account has a daily account of his current campaign travels and meetings. He and Karen are in a different state almost daily.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 12, 2018 11:01 AM (Ith9K)

372 320 OMG. "Today's hearing is just another victory notch in Putin's belt."

"victory notch", eh? next time i have to cut a hole in my belt to make it larger, i'll hold a little ceremony to declare "this notch marks my victory over pie. today pie, tomorrow cake!"

Posted by: Anachronda at July 12, 2018 11:01 AM (NmR1a)

373 Why is Nadler protecting this shit?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 12, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)


Because he's a worthless, progressive piece of crap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ptqGC)

374 ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVLEDGE!!!!!



AHHHHHH@!H!H!H!H!H!H

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 11:02 AM (UfMVm)

375
What a smug shit.

Posted by: washrivergal


Lord Ribblesdale or Strzok?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 11:02 AM (BWL+E)

376 Why is Nadler protecting this shit?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 12, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)


It's all about the McGuffin.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:02 AM (8k/Um)

377 They dont want Jordan throwing down but Id sure like to see some shit like the English occasionally engage in!

Posted by: Derptastic at July 12, 2018 11:02 AM (DB16e)

378 Why is Nadler protecting this shit?

Professional courtesy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 11:02 AM (oVJmc)

379 As a young teen I had to venture across the border to Fort Erie, Ontario to see lap dances. But back then, it was far easier to cross the border.
Posted by: Colin at July 12, 2018 10:54 AM


Ah, the innocence of youth ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ctuyM)

380 I miss caning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ptqGC)

381 What a shit show. Spent 10 minutes arguing over whether they can ask this question.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (7oRwq)

382 Any chance he is testifying under oath?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 10:58 AM (jxbfJ)

Lying to Congress is a crime under oath or not.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (UBzPO)

383 I had been considering making donations to KU, now that we're starting to build savings. But this tears it.

Not one red cent for the Crimson and the Blue until it straightens out its act.

P.S. Do not construe this to mean that I'll start rooting for the Wildcats!
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 12, 2018 10:53 AM (Apbdw)


========

If you need any more motivation, consider this. Fred Phelps was fond of wearing a Jayhawks windbreaker.

http://images.christianpost.com/full/70512/fred-phelps.jpg

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (/qEW2)

384 Attorney-client privilege has been eliminated now.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (8k/Um)

385 According to police, Stormy -"During her performance, officers in the club said they witnessed Daniels
using her bare breasts to smack patrons. The officers also said they
observed Daniels fondling the breasts of female patrons. The report states that when the officers approached the stage, Daniels
held the face of the female officer between her breasts. It also says
she did the same to a male officer. The report goes on to say Daniels
fondled the buttocks and breasts of another officer. At that point,
court documents state that a fourth officer exited the club to request
assistance to make an arrest."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 10:34 AM (jxbfJ)

She will get bailed out, plea it down, pay the fine, and add this to her resume in order to raise her market value.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (bNb8V)

386 Me and the guys down at the VFW have just finished rebuilding the wheel chair ramp.
We invite Sasha Baron Cohen to be the first to try it.
Don't forget the wheelchair Cohen.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (0tfLf)

387 Ha. I'd joked that the worst that was going to happen to these folks was a 2% raise instead of a 4% raise because of the one "does not meet expectations" in a column in their annual performance review, but it looks like the 4% is safe after all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (YPqbH)

388 There's actual laughter. Someone just moved to adjourn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (ptqGC)

389 So Stormy got her name in the news again, and can make a claim of being victimized.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (oVJmc)

390 364 his full name is Ribble McRibblesdale.
Still better than Erick Erickson (whose middle name is also rumoured to be Erick).


brother of a friend of mine was named John Johnson. he got tired of being one of 18 pages worth of John Johnsons in the phone book, so he changed his name.

to John Johnsen. there are only five pages of those.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (xGZ+b)

391 375
What a smug shit.

Posted by: washrivergal

Lord Ribblesdale or Strzok?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 11:02 AM (BWL+E)

Strzok. Mr. Lord Ribblesdale looks kind of agreeable.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (Kcf2u)

392 Vincent Price, and boy is he pissed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 12, 2018 11:04 AM (RD7QR)

393 Fred Phelps was fond of wearing a Jayhawks windbreaker.

http://images.christianpost.com/full/70512/fred-phelps.jpg

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (/qEW2)


Style guide says usage is ALWAYS "Democrat Fred Phelps...."

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:04 AM (8k/Um)

394 389
So Stormy got her name in the news again, and can make a claim of being victimized.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (oVJmc)

And being separated from her children!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:04 AM (UBzPO)

395 Posted by: lin duh @ werk at July 12, 2018 10:57 AM

One word: Georgetown.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2018 11:04 AM (ctuyM)

396 Goodlatte: STFU AND STFD

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 11:04 AM (r9UYA)

397 I know Mayfield somehow managed to be even more abrasive that Manziel, but what happened with Kansas?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (YPqbH)

398 Well the Dems have turned this into a farce and that prick is just sitting there with a smug look on his face

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (OLCnA)

399 Lord Ribbesdale is who Peter Strozk THINKS he is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (k1TUh)

400 This is going swimmingly.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (PvFoN)

401 Any chance he is testifying under oath?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Lying to Congress is a crime under oath or not.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


Doesn't mean squat if no one will charge him. And it doesn't look like anyone will.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (Y5LDn)

402 can't type what I believe but it involves felonies

Posted by: el-Rasouli at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (Co9e8)

403 Dems putting on a great show.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (KxbBq)

404 There's actual laughter.

Oops, sorry.

Posted by: Jeff Sessionszzz... at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (CDGwz)

405 Robert's Rules of Parliamentary Procedure should be updated to include cudgels for times like this.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

406 Start throwing chairs.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (PvFoN)

407
Me and the guys down at the VFW have just finished rebuilding the wheel chair ramp.

We invite Sasha Baron Cohen to be the first to try it.

Don't forget the wheelchair Cohen.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (0tfLf)


Local VFW post just asked for, and finally got, an office in the VA clinic here. They will have trained volunteers every Saturday from 9:00 a.m. to noon to help vets in making appointments and dealing with paperwork.

Son is a Sr. Vice Commander of the post.


Anyhow, the VFW office is the first in the nation in a VA clinic, hospital, or center. They're hoping to see more open across the country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2018 11:06 AM (ptqGC)

408 NOOD something something

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 11:06 AM (bUjCl)

409 Style guide says usage is ALWAYS "Democrat Fred Phelps...."
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:04 AM


Good luck with that.

Posted by: Style Guide, Notorious RBG Section at July 12, 2018 11:06 AM (ctuyM)

410 Dems did exactly the same thing at the hearings into the Waco Slaughters by the FBI a quarter century ago


c'est la meme chose....

Posted by: el-Rasouli at July 12, 2018 11:07 AM (Co9e8)

411 Not one red cent for the Crimson and the Blue until it straightens out its act.

P.S. Do not construe this to mean that I'll start rooting for the Wildcats!
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 12, 2018 10:53 AM (Apbdw)

Class of '90 hear (duh) - main fundraisers stopped calling me long ago. Still get school of business calls with the usual "yeah we don't know what they're doing up there" caveat.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 12, 2018 11:07 AM (Xvo1a)

412 Someone grab the Congressional Mace and wield it with unmitigated strength.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 11:07 AM (r9UYA)

413 Thanks to all of you who can stand to watch this circus and report back. My B/P would go through the roof if I tried.

Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 12, 2018 11:07 AM (EUw/L)

414 397 I know Mayfield somehow managed to be even more abrasive that Manziel, but what happened with Kansas?"

Manziel wasn't exactly abrasive, he just wouldn't ever sober up. What Kansas you talking about?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:08 AM (k1TUh)

415 359 I'll say it again. It doesn't matter if he was under oath or not. All it does is change what he is charged with. If under oath it is perjury 5 years and/or $5K fine. If not under oath, it is lying to congress 5 years and/or $5K fine.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2018 11:08 AM (mpXpK)

416 When was the last time you read an article about Mike Pence doing or saying anything?

That dude is MIA.

Posted by: weft cut-loop
____________________


Yesterday

Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2018 11:08 AM (KUBIs)

417
201 The report states that when the officers approached the stage, Daniels held the face of the female officer between her breasts. It also says she did the same to a male officer. The report goes on to say Daniels fondled the buttocks and breasts of another officer. At that point, court documents state that a fourth officer exited the club to request assistance to make an arrest."

sounds vaguely like the light grenade scene in "mom and dad save the world". that thing was diabolical.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 12, 2018 11:08 AM (xGZ+b)

418 I'm not watching because it really doesn't matter. As someone pointed out this morning on David Webb's show, Hillary, Comey, McCabe, Eric Holder, etc. all LIED to Congress and not a single thing happened to them. Comey was fired and got a multi million dollar book deal. McCabe is the only one who seems to have suffered a bit and that was not for lying but was fired for all his other crap.

The two lovebirds will not be fired, nor be prosecuted for this.

I agree, Sessions will be gone after the midterms, particularly if the Senate adds additional Republicans. What is worrisome is how impotent the House Republicans look when they can't do anything to these liars.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 12, 2018 11:09 AM (Ith9K)

419 Doesn't mean squat if no one will charge him. And it doesn't look like anyone will.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:05 AM (Y5LDn)

Remember the baseball steroid hearings when Rafeal Palmeiro wagged his finger claiming he never took steroids, Mark Mcguire refused to answer anything and Sammy Sosa pretended he didn't speak English?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (UBzPO)

420
Manziel wasn't exactly abrasive, he just wouldn't ever sober up. What Kansas you talking about?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:08 AM (k1TUh)


---

Mentioned above. University of. I went searching and apparently they refused to shake his hand and it went downhill from there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 11:10 AM (YPqbH)

421 I've seen this kind of testimony before in dozens of hearings.

Attorney: Mr X I would like you to watch this tape of you lifting a couch into the back of a truck.

Mr. X : That's not me.

Attorney: that person has the same tattoo as you.

Mr. X : that's not me.

Attorney: that person is wearing a jersey with your name on the back.

Mr. X : that's not me.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 11:11 AM (N4pek)

422 That's want Lois did. They cannot have it both freeking ways. Either answer or STFU.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 10:57 AM

They can have it any way the cowardly GOPe lets them have it. The fix is still in, 18 months later. These Washington shit-weasels sure do take care of their own.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 12, 2018 11:12 AM (FY/Oe)

423 So, the overall vibe I get from all of these fake investigations is that it's totes OK with the Deep State to behave illegally when it involves Trump.

And by Deep State, I mean Democrats and the majority of the GOPe.

Posted by: shibumi at July 12, 2018 11:12 AM (AHNMM)

424 ?Que?

Posted by: sammy sosa at July 12, 2018 11:12 AM (Evws/)

425 Here she is in the cell. I wonder who took this pic and then posted it on her Instagram? Also note the dual-monitor setup plus cell phone in the holding cell:https://tinyurl.com/y8ssonoc

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2018 10:47 AM (UBzPO)

Looks like she is being given pretty luxurious treatment. Sounds like a total setup to me. All playacting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (bNb8V)

426 ... held the face of the female officer between her breasts.
It also says she did the same to a male officer.

Additional charges:
1. "While in said posture, suspect did coerce both officers into shaking their head and torso, side to side, in a vigorous manner, during which time suspect emitted the sound of an Evinrude outboard motor, approximatey 10-15 HP"

2. "Operating or pretending to operate a water-craft without a license."

3. "Making a wake in a strict clearly marked no wake zone."

Posted by: Marine Biologist at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (9FSbu)

427 385She will get bailed out, plea it down, pay the fine, and add this to her resume in order to raise her market value.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (bNb8V)

Raise it to what? My old 1980 Chevy Chevette would still be worth more. And that would still have less miles on it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 11:15 AM (jxbfJ)

428 423She will get bailed out, plea it down, pay the fine, and add this to her resume in order to raise her market value.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 11:03 AM (bNb8V)

Well, the events of the last few months has certainly solidified (for me anyways) that there are two sets of rules and laws. There are the ones for the "beautiful people" and then one for the rest of us. One gets penalized (us), the other does not.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 11:17 AM (jxbfJ)

429 Additional charges:
1. "While in said posture, suspect did coerce both officers into shaking their head and torso, side to side, in a vigorous manner, during which time suspect emitted the sound of an Evinrude outboard motor, approximatey 10-15 HP"

2. "Operating or pretending to operate a water-craft without a license."

3. "Making a wake in a strict clearly marked no wake zone."

Posted by: Marine Biologist at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (9FSbu)


1b. "Violation of municipal noise abatement laws."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 12, 2018 11:19 AM (I3yXU)

430 422 They can have it any way the cowardly GOPe lets them
have it. The fix is still in, 18 months later. These Washington
shit-weasels sure do take care of their own.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 12, 2018 11:12 AM (FY/Oe)

LL was charged with criminal contempt but the Choom refused to empanel a GJ as required by law. Republicans should have impeached him right then.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2018 11:33 AM (mpXpK)

431 Style guide says usage is ALWAYS "Democrat Fred Phelps...."

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2018 11:04 AM (8k/Um)


Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 12, 2018 11:34 AM (I3yXU)

432 Additional charges:
1. "While in said posture, suspect did coerce both officers into shaking their head and torso, side to side, in a vigorous manner, during which time suspect emitted the sound of an Evinrude outboard motor, approximatey 10-15 HP"

2. "Operating or pretending to operate a water-craft without a license."

3. "Making a wake in a strict clearly marked no wake zone."

Posted by: Marine Biologist at July 12, 2018 11:13 AM (9FSbu)

1b. "Violation of municipal noise abatement laws."

2a. "Launching a double-hulled craft in a single-hull operating zone; e.g. cataraman or pontoons."

Posted by: Marine Biologist at July 12, 2018 11:37 AM (9FSbu)

433 @420 --

Started with a refused handshake, escalated with a deliberate bodycheck while the players were getting back into line after one play.

Goal was to provoke Mayfield. It worked.

Shitty tactics.

As for Fred Phelps the Democrat, I'm not going to blame a school for the behavior of outsiders. The flag display, however, was sanctioned by a representative of the school. Big difference.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 12, 2018 11:38 AM (Apbdw)

434 That's a Dickens villain right there.

Posted by: Stig Pirhana at July 12, 2018 12:33 PM (lBtRR)

435 Ce grand diable de milord anglais.

Posted by: Bill Befort at July 12, 2018 01:52 PM (hJFOo)

436 "Ribbesdaled for her pleasure."

Posted by: Bilwick at July 12, 2018 03:52 PM (kx9QW)

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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat