Justin Trudeau Denies Claim That He Groped a Young Reporter in 2000

When you're famous, they'll let you do anything.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has denied allegations that he groped a reporter at a festival in 2000.

The event in Creston, British Columbia, was held to raise money for an avalanche safety charity with which Mr Trudeau was involved.

Days afterwards, an unsigned editorial appeared in a local paper accusing him of "groping" a young female reporter.

The prime minister said he did not recall any "negative interactions" at the event.

Yet there was in fact a story that ran days after the encounter, shown in the Tweet below.



If that's too hard to read, the editorial alleges Trudeau apologized for his "inappropriate handling" by saying: "If I had known you were reporting for a national paper, I never would have been so forward."

Well. That should cover it.

CBC News made contact with the woman who was the subject of the editorial, who reportedly said she did not want to be associated with the story, contacted about it in future or have her name used in connection with it.

CBC spoke to Valerie Bourne, the publisher of the paper at the time, and the paper's then-editor, Brian Bell, both of whom believe the reporter.

We'll see if the American media goes crazy reporting on this.

Spoiler alert: they won't.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:02 PM




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1 The prime minister said he did not recall any "negative interactions" at the event.

Not from his side, at least!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 02, 2018 07:03 PM (cQZr7)

2 This "me too" shit is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2018 07:03 PM (mpXpK)

3 So it was a gurl reporter?

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2018 07:03 PM (zLDYs)

4 Eek, Ms Justin is a perv!

Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at July 02, 2018 07:03 PM (hMwEB)

5 "If I had known you were reporting for a national paper, I never would have been so forward."

Justin, are you TRYING to sound like an idiot.

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2018 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

6

Oh, this is juicy. LOL, Ace.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2018 07:04 PM (fceHP)

7 Ordinarily I hate this reaching back 18 years to find a trash story - but as a De Niro might say, Fuck Trudeau.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2018 07:04 PM (k1TUh)

8 Justin, are you TRYING to sound like an idiot.

Because, good job.

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2018 07:04 PM (T6t7i)

9 Did he grab her mish?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

10 Imagine my surprise that Justin Castro is rapey like all Commies.

Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at July 02, 2018 07:05 PM (gFFRx)

11 5 "If I had known you were reporting for a national paper, I never would have been so forward."

Your honor, if I'd have known she was a statue, I wouldn't have raped her!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2018 07:05 PM (k1TUh)

12 I can't make a judgement about all of this until I see a picture of the young lady in question.

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2018 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

13
But isn't groping strange young women what life is all aboot?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:06 PM (5RE4Y)

14 "If I had known you were reporting for a national paper, I never would have been so forward."


But he's so dreamy!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

15 9
Did he grab her mish?


Nope, her brows.

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2018 07:06 PM (T6t7i)

16 "negative interactions?"

"Negative interactionist" is missing that je ne sais quoi that "rapist" is.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 02, 2018 07:06 PM (5jVnA)

17 "If I had known you were reporting for a national paper, I never would have been so forward."

Justin, are you TRYING to sound like an idiot.

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2018 07:03 PM (T6t7i)


LOL.

Regional reporters had better keep their guards up!

"Oh, you write for the local paper?" ... *grope* *grope* *squeeze*

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 02, 2018 07:07 PM (cQZr7)

18 What if it was a grope festival?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2018 07:07 PM (IqV8l)

19 Whoopi and Joy Behar are heading to Canada as we type.



"Grab our mishes, please!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

20
Judge Roy Bean signed her yearbook!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:07 PM (5RE4Y)

21 Trump said pussy.

Also, my eyebrows are fabulous.

Posted by: Just a Trudeau at July 02, 2018 07:07 PM (J9wxX)

22 grope

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always gropes... at July 02, 2018 07:07 PM (Tyii7)

23 The prime minister said he did not recall any "negative interactions" at the event.

And isn't that how innocent men always talk?

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2018 07:07 PM (T6t7i)

24 It's a banana republic, so what?

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 02, 2018 07:07 PM (RuIsu)

25 12
I can't make a judgement about all of this until I see a picture of the young lady in question.


Posted by: pep at July 02, 2018 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

13


But isn't groping strange young women what life is all aboot?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:06 PM (5RE4Y)

'Ettes, swoon at the quality company here.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 02, 2018 07:08 PM (5jVnA)

26 19
Whoopi and Joy Behar are heading to Canada as we type.


"Grab our mishes, please!"


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'will you still like me with my old boring nic?' at July 02, 2018 07:08 PM (2CQCl)

27 I wonder if we'll ever learn how many young men's asses Preezy Choom fondled?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

28
"Grab our mishes, please!"




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

hey wait, do they need to say that in French?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'will you still like me with my old boring nic?' at July 02, 2018 07:09 PM (2CQCl)

29 'Ettes, swoon at the quality company here.

**polishes nails on lapels, scratches nads**

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2018 07:09 PM (T6t7i)

30 now would be a good time for Trudeau to decide to live his life as a gay man.

He couldn't cut it as "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK", though he may wear women's underwear ... only his ??? knows for sure.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 02, 2018 07:10 PM (bT8Z4)

31 This was a female reporter?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 02, 2018 07:11 PM (2NqXo)

32 If you were just a beat reporter, I'd have given you the old stinky finger.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 02, 2018 07:11 PM (pUDQf)

33 I am just amazed he could muster up enough testosterone to attempt a grope at all.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 02, 2018 07:11 PM (a0IVu)

34 'Inappropriate Handling'?- that's what UPS said!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 07:11 PM (qGadR)

35 Justin, are you TRYING to sound like an idiot.


Posted by: pep at July 02, 2018 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

This, also, is the story of obama.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 02, 2018 07:11 PM (5jVnA)

36 Wait, weren't Canadian women about half a step from showering this dude with panties?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 07:12 PM (qGadR)

37
You must remember this
A grope is just a grope...
As time goes by

Posted by: Justin Trubleau at July 02, 2018 07:12 PM (Tyii7)

38

I still cannot believe it was a woman he was groping.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2018 07:12 PM (fceHP)

39 ...and a mish is just a mish

Posted by: Justin Trubleau at July 02, 2018 07:12 PM (Tyii7)

40 Rules for thee, not for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 02, 2018 07:13 PM (hyuyC)

41
Pffft. That was like twenty years ago, different time, different rules.

and it was more than ten miles away.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 02, 2018 07:13 PM (roQNm)

42 I read that article in a Canadian accent.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2018 07:13 PM (+lOpA)

43 Justine Truehole is a great American!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at July 02, 2018 07:13 PM (HiLJ1)

44 Moose out front said "I'm sorry".

Posted by: Bosk at July 02, 2018 07:13 PM (fjMEv)

45 I've groped a lot of vimen in my mind.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2018 07:14 PM (Lg2h/)

46 I'm calling BS, because Aug 4 in Canada is already winter, and nobody can tell if it's a real grope with mittens.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2018 07:14 PM (yL25O)

47 39
...and a mish is just a mish


Posted by: Justin Trubleau at July 02, 2018 07:12 PM (Tyii7)

Mish is closed. Mooseknuckles out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 02, 2018 07:14 PM (5jVnA)

48 Is it rapey Tuesday yet?

Posted by: Bosk at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (fjMEv)

49 Williwed from the last thread, because it is a brilliant idea:

Moronmail...

I'd pay money for access to hawkpilot@ace.mu.nu

Because screw Google.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (MIVQy)

50 Canadian martial arts expert:

Thrustin' judo

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (m45I2)

51 I'm calling BS, because Aug 4 in Canada is already winter, and nobody can tell if it's a real grope with mittens.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2018 07:14 PM (yL25O)

well if you cut hole for the middle finger and....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (Lg2h/)

52 Well it was at a Fish Festival put on by a brewery.

You can't tell me that you go to a fish festival and don't expect to get your oil checked. She was asking for it.

Posted by: Chik Fil A at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (kOXep)

53 One Mish, Two Mish
Red Mish, Blue Mish!

Posted by: Comrade Seuss Seuss at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (n9EOP)

54 I've never groped a stranger and don't understand the desire to do so. Call me old fashioned.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (w4N8W)

55 39
...and a mish is just a mish


Posted by: Justin Trubleau at July 02, 2018 07:12 PM (Tyii7)

You're such a mishugana

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'will you still like me with my old boring nic?' at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (2CQCl)

56 Someone rediscovered the old editorial 3+ weeks ago and publicized it and our MFM has only reported on it now after foreign media publicized it and it was reported in the pseudo-conservative Sun chain last weekend. So now they're doing as little as possible to cover it (other than with a pillow until it stops moving), and making excuses.

And here's a better Twitter account to check out about this and other Canadian issues than Warren Kinsella who is a Liberal Party hack.
https://twitter.com/bcbluecon

Posted by: andycanuck at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (Evws/)

57 Ace running his own server would be amusing.

Think of all the shelves he could install!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 07:16 PM (qGadR)

58 Nevergiveup

We called that "Eyeball Liberty" when we were on the Signal Bridge using the 30 power Big Eyes to "look for security threats."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 02, 2018 07:16 PM (hyuyC)

59 Did he grope at her boobs? Her backside?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 02, 2018 07:16 PM (a0IVu)

60 You're such a mishugana
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'will you still like me with my old boring nic?' at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (2CQCl)

is that mishagosh's second cousin?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2018 07:16 PM (Lg2h/)

61 Does anyone even remember the supposed insult that Trump made about Trudeau that got the NeverTrumpers' panties in an uproar during the G7?

Posted by: josephistan at July 02, 2018 07:16 PM (ANIFC)

62 That's funny, he never plays grab-ass at home.

- Sophie

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2018 07:16 PM (LcT/h)

63 Think of all the valurite...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 02, 2018 07:16 PM (MIVQy)

64 He didn't grope her. Just waggled his eyebrows suggestively.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:17 PM (m45I2)

65 Moronmail...

I'd pay money for access to hawkpilot@ace.mu.nu

Because screw Google.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (MIVQy)

....

Agreed, I'd pay a few bucks a month if for nothing else than to have my email address end in @moron.com

Posted by: Chik Fil A at July 02, 2018 07:17 PM (kOXep)

66 Wait, did he use his false eyebrows in any way?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 02, 2018 07:17 PM (hyuyC)

67 is that mishagosh's second cousin?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2018 07:16 PM (Lg2h/)

She's great in "The Expanse."

Posted by: josephistan at July 02, 2018 07:17 PM (ANIFC)

68 I never groped anyone who didn't have it comin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2018 07:17 PM (Lg2h/)

69 53 One Mish, Two Mish
Red Mish, Blue Mish!
Posted by: Comrade Seuss Seuss at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (n9EOP)

I knew a girl in College who was, shall we say, stacked. Her favorite shirt was the "One Fish, Two fish..."

I always had trouble getting past two fish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 07:17 PM (qGadR)

70

Dear Justin,
Bra.
Trade barrier.
Regards,
Womenz

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2018 07:18 PM (fceHP)

71 BURN THE STUPID WITCH!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 02, 2018 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

72
Yeah, what's a "grope?"

Did he "pat," "pinch," "squeeze," or go all "creepy-feely" on her?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:18 PM (5RE4Y)

73 Justin doing the Quebec Quickie.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:18 PM (WPjdV)

74 59 Did he grope at her boobs? Her backside?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 02, 2018 07:16 PM (a0IVu)

...

He "mishandled" the situation, so I think that means butt stuff.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2018 07:18 PM (yL25O)

75 ''He didn't grope her. Just waggled his eyebrows suggestively.''

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at July 02, 2018 07:18 PM (jm1YL)

76
Honking boobs is, what, a grope?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:18 PM (5RE4Y)

77 is that mishagosh's second cousin?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2018 07:16 PM (Lg2h/)

Lol. I forgot that one. Been gone from da bronx a long time

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'will you still like me with my old boring nic?' at July 02, 2018 07:18 PM (2CQCl)

78 I'm calling BS, because Aug 4 in Canada is already winter, and nobody can tell if it's a real grope with mittens.


Posted by: TexasDan

It might have been her muff.

Wait.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2018 07:20 PM (9rIkM)

79 It was a fish festival--maybe he was just wearing a codpiece.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2018 07:20 PM (yL25O)

80 Is it rapey Tuesday yet?
Posted by: Bosk at July 02, 2018 07:15 PM (fjMEv)


Tomorrow, I think. That means Erev Hamishgrab starts at sundown tonight.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 02, 2018 07:20 PM (y87Qq)

81 Did he grope at her boobs? Her backside?


*****


Hey, this isn't his first rodeo. Calf groping.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:20 PM (m45I2)

82 The MacKenzie brothers said it best.

That Kokanee really sneaks up on you after acouplea cans, eh.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 02, 2018 07:20 PM (K8gH+)

83 Let the record show that Warren Kinsella is a Liberal Douche of near-infinite assholitude. Blind squirrel, acorn, and all that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2018 07:20 PM (a2xQ5)

84 48 must be

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2018 07:20 PM (pHfeF)

85 74 He "mishandled" the situation, so I think that means butt stuff.

as opposed to "misshandled", which is any form of handling the miss.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 02, 2018 07:21 PM (NmR1a)

86 I apologize for nothing! Bitch was asking for it. Just look at the way she was dressed!

Posted by: Trudeau's Eyebrow at July 02, 2018 07:21 PM (5jVnA)

87 Did he grope at her boobs? Her backside?
Unknown.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 02, 2018 07:21 PM (Evws/)

88 And Judge goes deep

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2018 07:21 PM (Lg2h/)

89 Trudeau Clinton physical
Trump words

Deeds and words the same. BS

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at July 02, 2018 07:21 PM (JFO2v)

90 so is this going to be a vagina vulgar comments thread? is that what I'm seeing?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'will you still like me with my old boring nic?' at July 02, 2018 07:22 PM (2CQCl)

91 I'm surprised. I would have thought Justin groped a man.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at July 02, 2018 07:22 PM (H80UQ)

92 61 Does anyone even remember the supposed insult that Trump made about Trudeau that got the NeverTrumpers' panties in an uproar during the G7?
Posted by: josephistan at July 02, 2018 07:16 PM (ANIFC)

That was like, a thousand outrages ago?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 07:22 PM (qGadR)

93 He groped her like he'd never groped a reporter before.

And finished with a counterclockwise swirl.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:22 PM (m45I2)

94 Being a Leftist icon he is going to get off without any repercussions

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2018 07:22 PM (pHfeF)

95 Hey, this isn't his first rodeo. Calf groping.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:20 PM (m45I2)

....

I googled "Muldoon" the other day.

Urban Dictionary has quite the work-up on you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2018 07:22 PM (kOXep)

96 Trump made me do it!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:23 PM (WPjdV)

97 That was like, a thousand outrages ago?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 07:22 PM (qGadR)



hah

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2018 07:23 PM (+lOpA)

98 [Agreed, I'd pay a few bucks a month if for nothing else than to have my email address end in @moron.com
Posted by: Chik Fil A at July 02, 2018 07:17 PM (kOXep)


Constant monthly income for Ace, and a distinct moron.com service to teh Horde, and if he offers platinum memberships* as well, then sign me up!

*For some reason the first draft had that as "mammaryships".

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:23 PM (n9EOP)

99 Of course he wouldn't grope a woman.

He plays for the other team. Breechloader is the term I think.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 02, 2018 07:23 PM (EoRCO)

100 Did he grope at her boobs? Her backside?

He faked a fall and started licking her shoes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 02, 2018 07:23 PM (cQZr7)

101 He didn't deny anything, he said he didn't recall any negative interactions. And why would he recall anything negative? He got a grope that day so it was all good.

Posted by: all doubt removed at July 02, 2018 07:24 PM (qtQNo)

102 30 He couldn't cut it as "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK", though he may wear women's underwear ... only his ??? knows for sure.

eyebrow fluffer?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 02, 2018 07:24 PM (xGZ+b)

103 Justin is bragging about it.

No Justin, one more dumb thing in a sea of your dumb things.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 02, 2018 07:24 PM (UsCnO)

104 Womp womp.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 02, 2018 07:24 PM (4ErVI)

105 My Hygienist get's chatty after 7 PM....I could shoot her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2018 07:24 PM (Lg2h/)

106 He grabbed her by the poutine.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 02, 2018 07:24 PM (N1tMR)

107 85 74 He "mishandled" the situation, so I think that means butt stuff.

as opposed to "misshandled", which is any form of handling the miss.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 02, 2018 07:21 PM (NmR1a)


Your Honor, it was a clear case of "mishhandling"!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:25 PM (n9EOP)

108 Agreed, I'd pay a few bucks a month if for nothing else than to have my email address end in @moron.com

Someone owns that, but moronhorde.com is available unless someone beats me to it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2018 07:25 PM (LcT/h)

109 MULDOON - Between the ages of 25 and 75

They at least should have gotten it right 29 to 75

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2018 07:25 PM (pHfeF)

110 Sorry Muldoon ,this is like cow tipping.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:25 PM (WPjdV)

111 So Trump jokes about grabbing the mish and Trudy actually grabs the mish.


Totes same thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 02, 2018 07:26 PM (pUDQf)

112 If it had been some little paper in Saskatchewan or a local paper based in Newfoundland it would have been fine and dandy to grope her!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2018 07:26 PM (AllCR)

113
Waiting for a contract dude to bushhog my orchard area. Wish he'd get here soon!

Posted by: Spun & Murky at July 02, 2018 07:26 PM (4DCSq)

114 BTW, just a few months before the Ontario election reports from years and years ago against Progressive Conservative party leader, Patrick Brown, surfaced that saw him resigning as party leader. The 'charges' weren't anything illegal but basically that he was a bad date so we want our pound of flesh over this. There have also been a bunch of Liberal MPs and Senators who have had (real) sex assault charges made that saw them tossed from the Party.

(Lucky for us, BTW, because Brown was our Romney; and real conservative won the leadership and the election instead!)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 02, 2018 07:26 PM (Evws/)

115 My Hygienist get's chatty after 7 PM....I could shoot her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2018 07:24 PM (Lg2h/)


A simple shot of novocaine should do the trick!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:26 PM (n9EOP)

116 Now I'm pictured Justin as Groucho Marx "waggling'' his eyebrows at Margaret Dumont only the first time he waggles his eyebrows fall off.

Posted by: Tuna at July 02, 2018 07:26 PM (jm1YL)

117 Apparently he asked if he could put a little maple syrup on her pain perdu.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2018 07:26 PM (kOXep)

118 Che!!

Posted by: kraken at July 02, 2018 07:27 PM (ffWPP)

119 this wouldn't be news if he were a muslim refugee.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2018 07:27 PM (KxbBq)

120 Blanco, I'm in

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:28 PM (WPjdV)

121 He grabbed her by the poutine.

Posted by: Minnfidel

Nah, I'm thinking it was by her tourtiere. (Meat pie for you heathens).

Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2018 07:28 PM (9rIkM)

122 I only groped you thinking you weren't a reporter. You deceived me...

Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2018 07:28 PM (9HR8n)

123
When mccain finally dies when he's 99, his epitaph will read: "I Told You I Was Sick"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:29 PM (5RE4Y)

124 Constant monthly income for Ace, and a distinct moron.com service to teh Horde, and if he offers platinum memberships* as well, then sign me up!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:23 PM (n9EOP)


Sorry guys, looks like it's taken, since 1995. The only way to transfer domain registration is single combat on the Field of Honor.

Last login: Sat Jun 9 16:40:17 on ttys006
makani:~ ben$ whois moron.com
% IANA WHOIS server

...

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Registry Domain ID: 25785_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.enom.com
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Posted by: hogmartin at July 02, 2018 07:29 PM (y87Qq)

125 It was a fanny pat.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2018 07:29 PM (+lOpA)

126 Blanco, I'm in
Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:28 PM (WPjdV)


Horde sourcing, count me in!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:29 PM (n9EOP)

127 That Kokanee really sneaks up on you after acouplea cans, eh.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 02, 2018 07:20 PM (K8gH+)

Kokanee: proof that Pakis piss in bottles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2018 07:29 PM (a2xQ5)

128 98 *For some reason the first draft had that as "mammaryships".

which are bigger than motorboats.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 02, 2018 07:29 PM (NmR1a)

129 *passes note to reporterett *

"You look like you have some Canadian Mountie in you"

"Tee-hee-hee, No, I don't "

*passes another note to reporterett*

"Would you like some?"

Posted by: Just In True Doe at July 02, 2018 07:29 PM (zfrbv)

130 or a local paper based in Newfoundland

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2018 07:26 PM (AllCR)

They hand out the slaps at a higher than average rate.

You shouldn't ask how I know.

Posted by: trev006 at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (mE/2r)

131 I googled "Muldoon" the other day.
Urban Dictionary has quite the work-up on you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

*******


All good no doubt. Right?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (m45I2)

132

btw, what's going on with Michael Cohen?
He was interviewed by fake news' clinton-stooge george stuffitupmyass.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (5RE4Y)

133 This was from 18 years ago. Jesus, wasn't the guy like 15 years old then or something?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (APM2T)

134 All good no doubt. Right?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (m45I2)

Clever girl.

Posted by: trev006 at July 02, 2018 07:31 PM (mE/2r)

135 Waiting for a contract dude to bushhog my orchard area. Wish he'd get here soon!

Is that you, Michelle?

Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2018 07:31 PM (9HR8n)

136 All good no doubt. Right?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (m45I2)

.....

I suspected it could've been autobiographical.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2018 07:31 PM (kOXep)

137 By Gut, we did a cookbook , anything is possible.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:31 PM (WPjdV)

138 I'm waiting for Joy Behar to claim that Eisenhower tried to kiss her.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2018 07:31 PM (KxbBq)

139 They hand out the slaps at a higher than average rate.

You shouldn't ask how I know.
Posted by: trev006 at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (mE/2r)


After enough "Screech", no one cares or notices!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:32 PM (n9EOP)

140 I thought all women appreciate a nice pat on the ass? It's like, 'who's a good little girl'!

Both condescending and inappropriate. What's not to like?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 02, 2018 07:32 PM (pUDQf)

141 And the CBC rediscovered the story months ago but had been sitting on it all this time...
https://twitter.com/anthonyfurey/status/
1013857365089816577

Posted by: andycanuck at July 02, 2018 07:32 PM (Evws/)

142 Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (APM2T)

He was 28.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2018 07:33 PM (AllCR)

143 After enough "Screech", no one cares or notices!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:32 PM (n9EOP)

As far as I can tell, only foreigners actually drink that stuff. Same as smoking camel dung with Bedouins, and for most of the same reasons.

Posted by: trev006 at July 02, 2018 07:33 PM (mE/2r)

144 138 I'm waiting for Joy Behar to claim that Eisenhower tried to kiss her.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2018 07:31 PM (KxbBq)

ha

Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2018 07:33 PM (yL25O)

145 17 years ago Justin couldn't keep this thumb out of his mouth.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:33 PM (WPjdV)

146 an exclusive: Rachel Maddow will reveal tonight that Peewee Herman once winked at her and blew her a kiss.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2018 07:33 PM (KxbBq)

147 139 They hand out the slaps at a higher than average rate.

You shouldn't ask how I know.
Posted by: trev006 at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (mE/2r)

After enough "Screech", no one cares or notices!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:32 PM (n9EOP)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Dustin Diamond at July 02, 2018 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

148 Blanco, I'm in
Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:28 PM (WPjdV)

Horde sourcing, count me in!


Domain registration is cheap, and I should be able to find hosting dirt cheap as well. BTW, anyone know something cheaper than cloudatcost.com?

So, yeah, I may have a project for the weekend.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2018 07:33 PM (LcT/h)

149 Waiting for a contract dude to bushhog my orchard area.


******


Here comes the pitch. And it's a hanging curve ball...

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:34 PM (m45I2)

150 MULDOON- 25 to 75, under 140pounds

They got you pegged except I think they mixed pounds and kilos

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2018 07:34 PM (pHfeF)

151 In sailing terms, this thread is just about in irons.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2018 07:34 PM (yL25O)

152 I thought all women appreciate a nice pat on the ass? It's like, 'who's a good little girl'!

Both condescending and inappropriate. What's not to like?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 02, 2018 07:32 PM (pUDQf)


I think the Stylebook requires an obligatory "Calm your tits!" suffix.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:35 PM (n9EOP)

153
Is that you, Michelle

Eww! Always gotta be aware of phrasing!

Posted by: Spun & Murky at July 02, 2018 07:35 PM (4DCSq)

154 149 Waiting for a contract dude to bushhog my orchard area.


******


Here comes the pitch. And it's a hanging curve ball...



Bawdy!

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2018 07:35 PM (+lOpA)

155 Waiting for a contract dude to bushhog my orchard area. Wish he'd get here soon!

Posted by: Spun Murky at July 02, 2018 07:26 PM (4DCSq)

I know the feeling

Posted by: Michelles Landing Strip at July 02, 2018 07:35 PM (CDETr)

156 #132 Here you go, Sooth, about Cohen...
https://twitter.com/ChuckRossDC/status/
1013767158252224513

Posted by: andycanuck at July 02, 2018 07:35 PM (Evws/)

157 145 17 years ago Justin couldn't keep this thumb out of his mouth.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:33 PM (WPjdV)

...

He could deploy the "i thought you were my mom" defense?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2018 07:35 PM (yL25O)

158 >This was from 18 years ago. Jesus, wasn't the guy like 15 years old then or something?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (APM2T)

He was 25-ish. The problem for him is that he is on record as saying that it doesn't matter how long ago it happened or who did it, there is no way to not be held responsible for one's actions. Trudeau also said at the same time that he has been a champion of women for 25 years. That's 7 years before he groped the reporter.

Another lying lefty. Go figure.

Posted by: all doubt removed at July 02, 2018 07:36 PM (qtQNo)

159 Justin touched a female female reporter and not a tranny? Wow! Totally unexpected.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 02, 2018 07:37 PM (bML9A)

160 I always thought "Progressive Conservative" was the stupidest name ever for a political party, but it actually fits the GOPe and NeverTrumpers perfectly.

Posted by: rickl at July 02, 2018 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

161 Huh. Fox is about to tell us what else Obama the Red gave Iran other than the $$$$$$ we know about. It's just come to light.


Our nuclear code?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

162 Blanco, If you need some up front funds , let me know. Left sidebar.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:37 PM (WPjdV)

163 BTW, anyone know something cheaper than cloudatcost.com?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2018 07:33 PM (LcT/h)


Email in nick.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 02, 2018 07:37 PM (y87Qq)

164 He was 25-ish. The problem for him is that he is on record as saying that it doesn't matter how long ago it happened or who did it, there is no way to not be held responsible for one's actions. Trudeau also said at the same time that he has been a champion of women for 25 years. That's 7 years before he groped the reporter.

Another lying lefty. Go figure.
Posted by: all doubt removed at July 02, 2018 07:36 PM (qtQNo)


AH. The old pitard foist.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2018 07:37 PM (+lOpA)

165 : "If I had known you were reporting for a national paper, I never would have been so forward."

--------------

Sorry, I thought you were one of the peasants I could abuse. I didn't know you were a member of the nomenklatura.

Don't Royalty like Prince Justin have the right to Droit du Signeur?

Posted by: rd at July 02, 2018 07:38 PM (4dz1m)

166 Sooo, kin ah grope, eh?

Posted by: Canadian Horse's Ass at July 02, 2018 07:38 PM (7UW64)

167

about Cohen...
https://twitter.com/ChuckRossDC/status/
1013767158252224513

Posted by: andycanuck


So it's a load of Nothing.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:38 PM (5RE4Y)

168 He was 28.

If that was 17 years ago (scribbles furiously)...
And he was 28 then(scribbles furiously)....

Then that would make him...hmmm...

If only Maxine Waters was here....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2018 07:38 PM (kOXep)

169 Just be aware, Kinsella is not a good guy in any sense. Google his name and "steynonline" to find out why.

Posted by: Born Free at July 02, 2018 07:38 PM (rzt4z)

170 Huh. Fox is about to tell us what else Obama the Red gave Iran other than the $$$$$$ we know about. It's just come to light.


Our nuclear code?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

------------

U.S. Citizenship to 2500 Iranians.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 02, 2018 07:38 PM (APM2T)

171 157 145 17 years ago Justin couldn't keep this thumb out of his mouth.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:33 PM (WPjdV)

...

He could deploy the "i thought you were my mom" defense?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2018 07:35 PM (yL25O)

Hey that's my move!

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at July 02, 2018 07:39 PM (ANIFC)

172 Justin Trudeau's favorite song?


Feelings. Wo, wo, wo feelings.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:39 PM (m45I2)

173
Will fake news report "Democrats Seize on Cohen Interview with ABC News"??

Nah.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:39 PM (5RE4Y)

174 Blanco, have you talked to Pixy?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:39 PM (WPjdV)

175 The real power play would be if he placed a pat of butter on her Mons Pubis while she was sunbathing and asleep.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 02, 2018 07:39 PM (gFFRx)

176 Justin Trudeau is like a pirate.


There were 10 reporterettes at the festival and he grabbed pieces of eight.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:40 PM (m45I2)

177 Gropey is as gropey does.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2018 07:40 PM (7UW64)

178 I just saw an AL pitcher with a 1.000 batting average get a double and bring in 2 runs.

Posted by: bluebell at July 02, 2018 07:40 PM (OlKPT)

179 175 The real power play would be if he placed a pat of butter on her Mons Pubis while she was sunbathing and asleep.
Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 02, 2018 07:39 PM (gFFRx)

Those are NOT waffles.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2018 07:41 PM (7UW64)

180 "Canadian Prime Minister"......

The ultimate sinecure.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 02, 2018 07:41 PM (EoRCO)

181 So, yeah, I may have a project for the weekend.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2018 07:33 PM (LcT/h)


At the worst, you'd be out a third of one year's registration fee (BB, BH, CH joint proprietors of "MoronHorde" VLLC*)

* Very Limited Liability Corporation

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:41 PM (n9EOP)

182 Was it at a Dave Matthews concert? Because that would be perfectly logical.

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2018 07:41 PM (zLDYs)

183 Muldoon, Hope the wildfires stay away from your property and home. Prayers and good thoughts.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 02, 2018 07:41 PM (V+03K)

184 Blanco, have you talked to Pixy?

Only when he shows up here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2018 07:41 PM (LcT/h)

185 "Groped"???

Seriously? Have you seen the delicate flowers lil'Justy calls hands?

He's not groping anything. Or anyone.

Fiercely fondle is about it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 02, 2018 07:42 PM (7LY+6)

186 I just saw an AL-pitcher

Oh great. Now the muzzies are taking over baseball too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2018 07:42 PM (kOXep)

187

The real power play would be if he placed a pat of butter on her Mons Pubis while she was sunbathing and asleep.


I thought that term was "butter-face."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 02, 2018 07:42 PM (HaL55)

188 Don't Royalty like Prince Justin have the right to Droit du Signeur?
Posted by: rd at July 02, 2018 07:38 PM (4dz1m)


Only in Quebec!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:42 PM (n9EOP)

189 Michelle Obama once put her hand on Barky's package but he declined to file charges because, as he said, "it was much ado about nothing."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2018 07:43 PM (KxbBq)

190 132




btw, what's going on with Michael Cohen?

He was interviewed by fake news' clinton-stooge george stuffitupmyass.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (5RE4Y)

I read he hasn't heard from DJT since the raid. The raid was a crock of shat, but it seems illegality has little effect on Mueller, Rosenstein, and the associated ass clowns.

But watch ALL of the seized evidence leak out in the summer of 2020, just in time for DJT term #2.

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 02, 2018 07:43 PM (UsCnO)

191 * Very Limited Liability Corporation

We're liable to lose your mail.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2018 07:45 PM (LcT/h)

192 Blanco, might be worth an emails since the site is already connected. Any way, I'm in.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:45 PM (WPjdV)

193 Muldoon, Hope the wildfires stay away from your property and home. Prayers and good thoughts.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB


********

Hey, thanks for that. It looks like our place is out of danger. Some in our subdivision are not so fortunate. Vagaries of fate.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:45 PM (m45I2)

194 You know what would be really disgusting? If Justin the Groper had pulled out and shot his wad on her blue dress.

Posted by: Fritz at July 02, 2018 07:45 PM (J7XgW)

195 Crazy Aunt Maxine, "Ah know they're all those talking' about censuring me, kickin' me out of Congress shooting me.


Umm, bitch please?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 07:45 PM (ptqGC)

196 re 195: by shooting, I'm asure she means taking pictures of her without her permission or wig.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2018 07:46 PM (KxbBq)

197 179
175 The real power play would be if he placed a pat of butter on her Mons Pubis while she was sunbathing and asleep.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 02, 2018 07:39 PM (gFFRx)



Those are NOT waffles.

Posted by: tcn

Twaffles?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2018 07:48 PM (9rIkM)

198 seems like a slow night here. Is Melania hosting a Victoria's Secret Lingerie show on one of the networks..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2018 07:48 PM (KxbBq)

199

One solution to income inequality is giving out free cash, according to the British billionaire entrepreneur Richard Branson.

"A basic income should be introduced in Europe and in America," Branson told David Gelles of The New York Times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2018 07:48 PM (IqV8l)

200 160
I always thought "Progressive Conservative" was the stupidest name ever
for a political party, but it actually fits the GOPe and NeverTrumpers
perfectly.

Posted by: rickl at July 02, 2018 07:37 PM (sdi6R)


For the #NTs, I prefer the term "squishie".

It can be used as both a verb and a noun when referring to a #NT.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 02, 2018 07:48 PM (UsCnO)

201 #MeTrudeau

Posted by: Croak at July 02, 2018 07:48 PM (wmMT4)

202 We're liable to lose your mail.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2018 07:45 PM (LcT/h)


Wait until you read the EULA!

And like BH, I'm in!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:49 PM (n9EOP)

203
Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:49 PM (5RE4Y)

204 Out for a bit. Got dinner and other stuff to take care of. Might see y'all on the ONT.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2018 07:50 PM (LcT/h)

205
One solution to income inequality is giving out free cash, according to the British billionaire entrepreneur Richard Branson.

I feel unequal to the Clintons. Please send me $100,000,000.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2018 07:50 PM (LsBY9)

206 203
Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:49 PM (5RE4Y)

Weird. You incite riots, harassment and violence against a group of people and they take it badly.

Huh. Go figure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 02, 2018 07:50 PM (pUDQf)

207 200 160

I like Pseudo-Conservative, or PC for short!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:51 PM (n9EOP)

208 re 199: read an article about that at the New Yorker or someplace like that. Only cost the US a couple of trillion a year, but we can make up for it with higher income taxes, carbon taxes, pollution taxes, Big Mac Taxes, twat waffle taxes, internet taxes, tobacco taxes, soda taxes...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2018 07:51 PM (KxbBq)

209 And here's a better Twitter account to check out about this and other Canadian issues than Warren Kinsella who is a Liberal Party hack.
https://twitter.com/bcbluecon

____________________________

Not Canadian, but I know what a jack ass Kinsella is. I seem to recall that he was suing everything thing that had a pulse using the Human Rights committee, including Mark Steyn and Ezra Levant.

Posted by: Orson at July 02, 2018 07:51 PM (oTNgS)

210 Come on, Ace! This is old news. This was way back in 2000. Not like all that recent shit Trump is accused of in 2006 and 2004 and stuff. Geez. And besides, Justin has better hair than Trump, so free pass. And just who wouldn't want to be groped by that dreamboat, Mr. Trudeau!!

**swoon**

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 02, 2018 07:51 PM (2sCft)

211 I always thought "Progressive Conservative" was the stupidest name ever
for a political party, but it actually fits the GOPe and NeverTrumpers
perfectly.

Posted by: rickl


The only thing they want to conserve is unchallenged power accumulated in DC. So, not really progressive nor conservative.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2018 07:51 PM (zfrbv)

212 >>"A basic income should be introduced in Europe and in America," Branson told David Gelles of The New York Times.


Cut me a check, then. Fag.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2018 07:51 PM (P2edb)

213 And here are a couple of fine memes for TrueGROPE:
https://twitter.com/Canadian_Zero/status/
1013447272359710720

Posted by: andycanuck at July 02, 2018 07:51 PM (Evws/)

214 190 132




btw, what's going on with Michael Cohen?

He was interviewed by fake news' clinton-stooge george stuffitupmyass.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:30 PM (5RE4Y)

I read he hasn't heard from DJT since the raid. The raid was a crock of shat, but it seems illegality has little effect on Mueller, Rosenstein, and the associated ass clowns.

But watch ALL of the seized evidence leak out in the summer of 2020, just in time for DJT term #2.

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 02, 2018 07:43 PM (UsCnO)
______________________

My view is he is saying a lot of platitudes, and kissing Mueller's ass in hopes that Mueller's Stasi and the SDNY Gestapo gang rape him gently. His support network is also gone. Trump gets accused of obstructing justice if he even calls him to say, "Hang in there."

It is Cohen against the entire might of Federal Law Enforcement, and the feds have unlimited dollars and known corrupt prosecutors pursuing a personal vendetta against President Donald Trump.

Cohen is just collateral damage. Anything to hurt Trump.

Posted by: rd at July 02, 2018 07:51 PM (4dz1m)

215 Jane, Kudos to D'oh Boy. You must be so proud.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:53 PM (WPjdV)

216 Cohen is just collateral damage. Anything to hurt Trump.
Posted by: rd at July 02, 2018 07:51 PM (4dz1m)


Signs of a true "Democracy".

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:53 PM (n9EOP)

217 you misheard, Maxine went into hiking. To KFC.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2018 07:53 PM (KxbBq)

218 215
Jane, what is the D'Oh boy news?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 07:55 PM (n9EOP)

219 when Maxine goes into KFC, she only wants left wings.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2018 07:55 PM (KxbBq)

220 211
The only thing they want to conserve is unchallenged power accumulated in DC. So, not really progressive nor conservative.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2018 07:51 PM (zfrbv)


They want to conserve progressivism. It's all beginning to make sense.

Posted by: rickl at July 02, 2018 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

221 203
Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:49 PM (5RE4Y)

She was just running the wig-hat through the automatic car wash.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2018 07:56 PM (7UW64)

222

It's all lies.

Same old shit: a leftist says or does something outrageous and then claims to be the victim.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:56 PM (5RE4Y)

223 If I had a face like that I'd go into hiding too!

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford at July 02, 2018 07:56 PM (IqV8l)

224 Disrespect for women passed from generation to generation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2018 07:56 PM (EZebt)

225 Andy Dick charged with sexual assault.

What a surprise.

https://tinyurl.com/y9p35kf6

Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2018 07:57 PM (9rIkM)

226 Maxine Waters listens to Haydn?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 07:57 PM (m45I2)

227 Can you offer something like end to end encryption as part of the service? Something to keep Google or anyone else from reading my mail? Even if the sender isn't a fellow moron?

Posted by: rd at July 02, 2018 07:57 PM (4dz1m)

228 mallfly, I would love to see Maxine take a hike.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:57 PM (WPjdV)

229 A basic income should be introduced in Europe and in America," Branson told David Gelles of The New York Times

Maybe he can take time out from playing slap and tickle with captain asshat in the pool and write a few checks. Fuckstick.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 02, 2018 07:57 PM (qWg0i)

230 Bach Humbug

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2018 07:58 PM (IqV8l)

231 Why didn't Trudeau's opponent's oppo research unearth this? The next time he's up for re-election, his opponent should hire Fusion GPS.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 02, 2018 07:58 PM (/qEW2)

232 Maybe he can take time out from playing slap and tickle with captain asshat in the pool and write a few checks. Fuckstick.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 02, 2018 07:57 PM (qWg0i)

Sounds like Ol' Barky has found a source for the really good hippie lettuce.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2018 07:59 PM (7UW64)

233
Jane, Kudos to D'oh Boy. You must be so proud.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 07:53 PM (WPjdV)


Thanks. He's been working his butt of this summer for husband's (very security related) company. One of husband's top vendors asked D'oh Boy to give an ATL company security advice (he's completed courses, plus military experience), and it went so well, he's started his own consulting firm. Already has two clients lined up.

He has one more semester of college to go. Hope his company takes off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

234 "It's All Natural to be a Pervert!"

Posted by: Soon at July 02, 2018 08:00 PM (wVHMq)

235 Hrothgar, D'oh Boy is doing some security consulting. I feel safer already.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 08:00 PM (WPjdV)

236 Hey hordlings, I took lil kim to the local indoor range for some some gun/range therapy... mission accomplished. Dammit I shot to the left today. I need to work on that.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at July 02, 2018 08:00 PM (0OmEj)

237 Trudeau knows just as well as slick willy that a liberal can prey upon all the women they like, as long as its about sex it's nobody elses businesss. Under age or married and raped doesn't matter either. Privileged elitist socialists are entitled to do whatever they do. Who else is so privileged to visit PEDOPHILE ISLAND
F R E Q U E N T L Y and get away with it ?

Posted by: ron n. at July 02, 2018 08:00 PM (MBrFx)

238 Ben Had {{{hugs}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

239 Dammit I shot to the left today. I need to work on that.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at July 02, 2018 08:00 PM (0OmEj)

Dirty leftist.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)

240 Dammit I shot to the left today. I need to work on that.





Posted by: USNtakim

No you don't - It may come in handy shortly.

jk

No I'm not.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2018 08:02 PM (9rIkM)

241 Can you offer something like end to end encryption as part of the service? Something to keep Google or anyone else from reading my mail? Even if the sender isn't a fellow moron?
Posted by: rd at July 02, 2018 07:57 PM (4dz1m)


The short answer is that you need to send actual encrypted mail to ensure that. TLS can be used between mail servers, but they will usually allow fall-back to cleartext on port 25 to support all the other servers that don't provide encryption. So there's no guarantee that mail to and from other domains will be encrypted too.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 02, 2018 08:02 PM (y87Qq)

242 I just had an avalanche in my pants.

Justin 'Fidel' Trudeau

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 02, 2018 08:02 PM (0ogQG)

243 Yup... I hang my head in shame.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at July 02, 2018 08:02 PM (0OmEj)

244 I think we should deport all illegal aliens to Canada. Trudeau says he wants them.

Win-win.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2018 08:03 PM (DH5wZ)

245
Well, Trudeau does mean free grope in French.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 02, 2018 08:04 PM (r+sAi)

246 Jane, Thanks but your son is the future of this country.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 08:05 PM (WPjdV)

247 We should pull a mexico style border enforcement and send all of the illegals to our northern border.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at July 02, 2018 08:05 PM (0OmEj)

248 The Molestation of Sam McGee

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who grab a-hold
The Arctic trails have a lust for tail
That would make your blood run cold
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights
But the queerest you ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
When Trudeau fondled me!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 08:06 PM (m45I2)

249 Jane, Thanks but your son is the future of this country.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 08:05 PM (WPjdV)


He just said "Thanks, but I've barely done anything yet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

250 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

Thanks for responding. Young men like your son continue to give me hope for this country! Heartfelt congratulations to him (and of course to you as well).

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 08:06 PM (n9EOP)

251 So was the reporter a "man" or a woman. Even money says "man."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 02, 2018 08:07 PM (pw+jk)

252 Tucker trying to figure out the new Democrat platform "What do they stand for?" It's a new series. Great question.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 02, 2018 08:07 PM (XlbwU)

253 Much as I enjoy seeing Justin Castro with his tit in a wringer, this business of alleging sexual harassment from the Cretaceous Era is getting out of hand.

What next? Someone snapped a girl's bra strap in junior high?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 02, 2018 08:07 PM (1opfk)

254 Trudeau knows just as well as slick willy that a liberal can prey upon all the women they like, as long as its about sex it's nobody elses businesss. Under age or married and raped doesn't matter either. Privileged elitist socialists are entitled to do whatever they do. Who else is so privileged to visit PEDOPHILE ISLAND
F R E Q U E N T L Y and get away with it ?
Posted by: ron n. at July 02, 2018 08:00 PM (MBrFx)

Droit du Signeur.

They are entitled to despoil the peasants.

Don't you stupid racist homophobic deplorable peasants know anything?

Posted by: rd at July 02, 2018 08:07 PM (4dz1m)

255 I have to say, the I'm less than hopeful for my son and others' sons and daughters who are like-minded young conservatives.


I really hate feeling this way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

256 Hey hordlings, I took lil kim to the local indoor range for some some gun/range therapy
You took that fat short guy from north korea?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 02, 2018 08:08 PM (r+sAi)

257 He just said "Thanks, but I've barely done anything yet."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)


Tell him "Yes, but the journey of a thousand miles begins with a consulting contract!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 08:08 PM (n9EOP)

258
Our sweet girl Tessie (Ch. Soyara's Cunning Little Vixen) turned 13 1/2 this weekend, a grand age for a Borzoi. She's the oldest lived dog we've had. She's slower now and prefers to rest, but she's still eager for her treats and evening dinner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2018 08:09 PM (LsBY9)

259 He just said "Thanks, but I've barely done anything yet."
Posted by: Jane D'oh


******

Ben Had said "...the future of this country..."

Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 08:10 PM (m45I2)

260 Jane, congrats to D'Oh Boy!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 02, 2018 08:10 PM (hMwEB)

261 Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:49 PM (5RE4Y)



The death threats are about as real as all of the hate crimes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2018 08:11 PM (SiINZ)

262 Lol, Muldoon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

263 Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 08:10 PM (m45I2)

That sure sounds textist to me!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 08:12 PM (n9EOP)

264 Mom assured me that groping random women was no big thing.

After all, she never complained about it - as long as the person doing the groping was a Rolling Stone or someone else equally important.

I never would have done that to a journalist from an important media outlet, but obviously people working for community papers are fair game.

Posted by: Justin at July 02, 2018 08:13 PM (Mrl1e)

265 Why would we want Maxine to go into hiding? I think she's awesome. Best advertisement for MAGA we got in the House. Especially when she didn't cheer for black employment statistics. I bet lots of newly-employed young black men at least watched thoughtfully at that news.

The more Maxine we see, the more Trump we get.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 02, 2018 08:13 PM (6FqZa)

266

#WALKAWAY guy on Tucker

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2018 08:14 PM (IqV8l)

267 Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
When Trudeau fondled me!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 08:06 PM (m45I2)

Oh no you don't.

I can do all 15 stanzas from memory, and I can assure you that Trudeau could not possibly have made it that far in that cold weather.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2018 08:14 PM (7UW64)

268
Jane, congrats to D'Oh Boy!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 02, 2018 08:10 PM (hMwEB)


Thanks, but this consulting thing was just born last week. He's asked me to advise him on a logo, etc. A friend of ours with a major law firm here is giving him freebie services until he gets fully started up. He's already been asked to speak at a security conference coming up. Thankfully, he's a relaxed, very good speaker.

*fingers crossed all goes well* Once he has that college diploma in hand, I'll feel even better. He is such an incredibly hard worker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

269 "It's All Natural to be a Pervert!"

I thought you had to be a drunken pervert to post here. Although we do prefer it all to be consensual

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 02, 2018 08:15 PM (6FqZa)

270 Liberal politicians do so much for humanity it's only fair that they should get a few perks in return.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 02, 2018 08:15 PM (/qEW2)

271 Posted by: Justin at July 02, 2018 08:13 PM (Mrl1e)


Sure sounds heartfelt to me!

Posted by: H Weinstein at July 02, 2018 08:15 PM (n9EOP)

272
"If I had known you were a Senator, I never would have kicked you in the balls so hard."



Hmmmmm.


I think I've just found my new get out of jail free card.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 02, 2018 08:15 PM (ZSkht)

273 This guy on Tucker that is the force behind #walkaway is pretty literate and on target.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 02, 2018 08:16 PM (pw+jk)

274 Selected party members get a dacha in the country and all the free gropes they can handle.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 08:16 PM (m45I2)

275 272
"If I had known you were a Senator, I never would have kicked you in the balls so hard."



Hmmmmm.


I think I've just found my new get out of jail free card.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 02, 2018 08:15 PM (ZSkht)

Not sure that will work on Lisa. But certainly worth a try.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2018 08:16 PM (7UW64)

276 261 Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:49 PM (5RE4Y)



Hope she remembered to bring her wigs.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 02, 2018 08:16 PM (zwucm)

277 It was windy that day and his eyebrow had blown off and stuck to her boob.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 02, 2018 08:17 PM (pMMG1)

278 261. Heh.
One, she's lying, natch.
Two - ha! ha! Sow the wind, bitch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 02, 2018 08:18 PM (fA1SL)

279 Jane, just remind him to give Harley a bath.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 08:18 PM (WPjdV)

280 Is it just me or has TuCa's schtick gone stale. He got a lot of mileage out of bringing on ridiculous libs who then looked ridiculous. But seems they are onto the game, so they go on the show to filibuster and avoid acknowledging whatever outrageous thing they said or did to get on Tucker's radar.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2018 08:19 PM (DH5wZ)

281 Dear Diary,
My BFF from Canada is like so dreamy. He is so going to teach that Trump a kickass lesson about, you know how to be like the bestest girl you can be. I sure hope that Jen and I can have a a sleep over in Newfoundland with Justin. Gosh, I'm moist just thinking about that man meat. # justindreamy

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at July 02, 2018 08:19 PM (pw+jk)

282 >>>
A basic income should be introduced in Europe and in America," Branson told David Gelles of The New York Times
In America, it's $7.25 an hour. It's for people who get their first jobs.

For fuck's sake, my daughter just got a job as a cashier for five bucks more than that fresh out of high school. $25k a year for a high school diploma. She's gonna live at home, go to school, work, and has put herself on a $75 a week budget for gas, food, and fucking around. She's investing the rest.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 02, 2018 08:19 PM (EUMr7)

283 "If I had known you were reporting for a national paper, I never would have been so forward."
Well. That should cover it.

LOL, so if you WEREN'T a reporter I would have been totally entitled? What an idiot.

Posted by: Farmer at July 02, 2018 08:20 PM (yJ1e6)

284 Is Harley the Swedish exchange student?

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2018 08:20 PM (DH5wZ)

285 >>>Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."


She's in the Witless Protection Program.

Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2018 08:21 PM (wVHMq)

286 Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:49 PM (5RE4Y)

Is this like 'Poochie had to go live on another planet'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 08:21 PM (qGadR)

287 Maxine can't really go into hiding, the cloud of flies that follow her everywhere are a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 02, 2018 08:21 PM (bML9A)

288
Jane, just remind him to give Harley a bath.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 08:18 PM (WPjdV)


Actually, since he's had her on high-end doggy food, her B.O. has diminished somewhat.

I bought some dry shampoo/doggy deodorizer spray, and she's no longer "fragrant."


They move back on campus in about three weeks, but I feel she's going to miss living here in a spacious home, with deer to bark at and lots of love all the time.


I, however, am going to enjoy time to myself, and getting my carpets cleaned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

289 286. He was too proactive.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 02, 2018 08:22 PM (fA1SL)

290 Justin Trudeau Denies Claim That He Groped a Young Reporter in 2000




His only defense is - just look at me. I'm as butch as Barry Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2018 08:22 PM (SiINZ)

291 Much as I enjoy seeing Justin Castro with his tit in a wringer, this business of alleging sexual harassment from the Cretaceous Era is getting out of hand.

What next? Someone snapped a girl's bra strap in junior high?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 02, 2018 08:07 PM (1opfk)


When it comes to Republican candidates, there is no statute of limitations on anything. I recall in 2012 they were pushing some story on how Romney allegedly was a bully in high school.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 02, 2018 08:23 PM (/qEW2)

292
Star Wars is on. It's the "Christianity" episode when Kirk and the gang encounter a modern Roman empire dealing with a slave rebellion.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 08:23 PM (5RE4Y)

293
Maybe Maxine will hide in the same place her brain did many years ago and they can be reunited.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 02, 2018 08:23 PM (r+sAi)

294 Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."

Threat-Monger threatened.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 02, 2018 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

295 253 Much as I enjoy seeing Justin Castro with his tit in a wringer, this business of alleging sexual harassment from the Cretaceous Era is getting out of hand.

What next? Someone snapped a girl's bra strap in junior high?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 02, 2018 08:07 PM (1opfk)

Indeed.

Posted by: Alex Soros at July 02, 2018 08:23 PM (gFFRx)

296 .blaster, Nah, she is his dog.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 08:23 PM (WPjdV)

297
Why would we want Maxine to go into hiding?

She's not. It's a fake news/democrat lie.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 08:23 PM (5RE4Y)

298 286 Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:49 PM (5RE4Y)

Is this like 'Poochie had to go live on another planet'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 08:21 PM (qGadR)

Bravo.

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at July 02, 2018 08:24 PM (ANIFC)

299 Warren Kinsella IIRC was a piece of garbage who tormented Steyn with nuisance suits under Canadian say-only-nice-things law.

Posted by: JEM at July 02, 2018 08:24 PM (PpICh)

300 Off, weird French sock

Posted by: josephistan at July 02, 2018 08:24 PM (ANIFC)

301 I think the death threats against Maxine re from Dems who want her to shut up.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2018 08:24 PM (DH5wZ)

302 Is it just me or has TuCa's schtick gone stale. He got a lot of mileage out of bringing on ridiculous libs who then looked ridiculous. But seems they are onto the game, so they go on the show to filibuster and avoid acknowledging whatever outrageous thing they said or did to get on Tucker's radar.
Posted by: blaster


You're right, he should quit. Fox should fold up shop. It's all old hat.

Lights out.

Hey, Ace, blaster is tired of your schtick too. Time to move on, ya old dino. Ya gonna turn into oil in a few minutes!~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2018 08:25 PM (zfrbv)

303 292
Star Wars is on. It's the "Christianity" episode when Kirk and the gang encounter a modern Roman empire dealing with a slave rebellion.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 08:23 PM (5RE4Y)

Bread and Circuses. I remember a Roman car ad and Kirk scoring with a lovely slave lass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 08:25 PM (qGadR)

304 It's Kethledge vs. Barrett. Michigan vs. Notre Dame.

Posted by: ET TU SCOTUS? at July 02, 2018 08:25 PM (XcgmW)

305 If things keep heating up the way they are, I see roof Koreans becoming a thing.


Also, Sri Lankan Buddists. They take no sh*t.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

306 Okay, looks like others have gotten on the Kinsella case before I.

Posted by: JEM at July 02, 2018 08:25 PM (PpICh)

307
Yeah, about that Susan Collins is the new McCain thing.... hey dumbasses in Alabama.... I'm looking at you for falling for media fake news.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 02, 2018 08:26 PM (r+sAi)

308 H/T Insty:
http://dailycaller.com/2018/07/02/ awan-memo-server-vanished/

Note this is a proposed service provided by the IT staff of Horde Enterprises, VLLC (for a modest additional fee)!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 08:26 PM (n9EOP)

309 Liberal politicians do so much for humanity it's only fair that they should get a few perks in return.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 02, 2018 08:15 PM

The sad part is that we're joking. The left actually thinks this way.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 02, 2018 08:26 PM (pew7u)

310 Is it just me or has TuCa's schtick gone stale.
...

Nope. Their screams and stupid filibusters need to be on display.

Primary Exhibits in the National Museum of Bugfuck Leftards.


Tucker, like Trump, is pulling the masks off every single day. Live on national TV.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 02, 2018 08:26 PM (/TNyL)

311 huh. we might get t-storms in BoCo 4 July. That'll dampen firework displays.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 02, 2018 08:26 PM (6FqZa)

312 he thought it was a Jenner!

Posted by: x at July 02, 2018 08:26 PM (nFwvY)

313 Did anyone else watch Hannity on Levin's show last night? As much as he (Hannity) annoys me on the radio, i have to say I like him on TV

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2018 08:26 PM (O5Vky)

314 Tucker Carlson unmasking weirdos like Kurt! are meme magic. We cannot spare this man.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 02, 2018 08:27 PM (6FqZa)

315 wcl I am not saying that I am saying he needs a new bag.

Libs have figured out they can go on Tucker's show and get a few minutes to say whatever the heck they want. Tucker doesn't even get any laughs out of it anymore.

He needs a new ridicule.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2018 08:27 PM (DH5wZ)

316 We need Mad Max to hide with Michelle Obama. We may yet still be able to create a singularity!

Posted by: Fritz at July 02, 2018 08:27 PM (J7XgW)

317 It's Kethledge vs. Barrett. Michigan vs. Notre Dame.

Well, frankly, if the donks want to go down the court-packing road I'd say just appoint Trump's entire 25 and confirm them en masse. Do it on July 4, so much the better.

But if we're gonna stick to nine, my first choice might be Thupal, but any of the reputed top five or ten are of a caliber we haven't seen in my lifetime.

Posted by: JEM at July 02, 2018 08:27 PM (PpICh)

318 Justin Bieber is President of Toronto? The things you learn.

Posted by: The Return of Double Wide Debbie at July 02, 2018 08:28 PM (XcgmW)

319 261 Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:49 PM (5RE4Y)



The death threats are about as real as all of the hate crimes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2018 08:11 PM (SiINZ)
_____________________________________________________

I don't know. I heard Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi are not very happy with her

Posted by: rd at July 02, 2018 08:28 PM (4dz1m)

320 Bread and Circuses. I remember a Roman car ad and Kirk scoring with a lovely slave lass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 08:25 PM (qGadR)


The tin foil bikini gladiatrix.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2018 08:28 PM (+lOpA)

321

Speaking of Capn Kirk:
https://tinyurl.com/y8xvqlxt

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 02, 2018 08:28 PM (r+sAi)

322 Heh.

Posted by: Burmese Buddhists at July 02, 2018 08:28 PM (6FqZa)

323 292
Star Wars is on. It's the "Christianity" episode when Kirk and the gang encounter a modern Roman empire dealing with a slave rebellion.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 08:23 PM (5RE4Y)
Bread and Circuses. I remember a Roman car ad and Kirk scoring with a lovely slave lass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 08:25 PM (qGadR)

Yup....and Madsen M50's.

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.........

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 02, 2018 08:28 PM (EoRCO)

324 Did anyone else watch Hannity on Levin's show last
night? As much as he (Hannity) annoys me on the radio, i have to say I
like him on TV

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2018 08:26 PM (O5Vky)


As annoying as Hannity is with all his interruptions, if it weren't for his show we wouldn't have Sara Carter, et al. He has been invaluable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

325 GQ - Republicans Are Terrified of What Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Started




If you go to Yahoo there is story after story about the new hero of the left. She's going to slay all of the right wing dragons for them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2018 08:29 PM (SiINZ)

326 He groped a GIRL, you say?
I'm not buying it.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 02, 2018 08:29 PM (be0vm)

327 Was the woman Trudeau groped an eh-cup?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 02, 2018 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

328 Somewhere there is a lovechild between Maxine and Joe. The Kwizach Tarderach.

Posted by: Burmese Buddhists at July 02, 2018 08:30 PM (6FqZa)

329 Hroghtgar, I see you in an administrative role for this enterprise.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 08:30 PM (WPjdV)

330 If you go to Yahoo there is story after story about the new hero of the left. She's going to slay all of the right wing dragons for them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2018 08:29 PM (SiINZ)


She seems nice!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 08:30 PM (n9EOP)

331
As annoying as Hannity is with all his interruptions, if it weren't for his show we wouldn't have Sara Carter, et al. He has been invaluable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:29 PM (ptqGC)
---------
Yup. Interestingly, last night he admitted that people tell him to stop interrupting all the time.

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2018 08:30 PM (O5Vky)

332 Honest question: Does Maxine Waters have spawn?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

333 327 Was the woman Trudeau groped an eh-cup?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 02, 2018 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 08:31 PM (qGadR)

334

We'll see if the American media goes crazy reporting on this.
Spoiler alert: they won't.

-------
We don't vote for Members of Parliament, the Canadians do; it is up to them to deal with him, not us.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at July 02, 2018 08:31 PM (0QYMt)

335 Was the woman Trudeau groped an eh-cup?


******


Heh!

Or perhaps a Stanley Cup

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 08:31 PM (m45I2)

336 Hrothgar, I see you in an administrative role for this enterprise.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 08:30 PM (WPjdV)

Only if I get a corner office!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 08:31 PM (n9EOP)

337 GQ - Republicans Are Terrified of What Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Started

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 02, 2018 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

338 But I thought I was the new darling of the left...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Free Tampon Girl at July 02, 2018 08:32 PM (XcgmW)

339 Yup. Interestingly, last night he admitted that people tell him to stop interrupting all the time.

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2018 08:30 PM (O5Vky)


I believe he's on vacay this week. Hopefully, he'll actually consider that suggestion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

340 Somewhere there is a lovechild between Maxine and Joe. The Kwizach Tarderach.
Posted by: Burmese Buddhists at July 02, 2018 08:30 PM (6FqZa)

Hahaha...he would look like Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 02, 2018 08:32 PM (EoRCO)

341 337 GQ - Republicans Are Terrified of What Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Started

Yeah, no.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 02, 2018 08:32 PM (oVJmc)
-----
What did sugartits do that's supposed to terrify me?

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2018 08:33 PM (O5Vky)

342 He needs a new ridicule.
Posted by: blaster


Look how awful the total viewership is. 2nd highest rated show on Fox.

adweek.com/tvnewser/scoreboard-friday-june-29/368917

Yes, that bag of his seems to not be working at all.

Perhaps your suggestions for filling his bag would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2018 08:33 PM (zfrbv)

343 I remember when Alan 'Mr. Civility' Grayson was the darling of the Left...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 02, 2018 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

344 Leftists, like cockroaches can only be successful when they are a) sneaking around in the shadows and/or b) part of a mob.
see also - Obama, Barack Hussein , Soros, George

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 02, 2018 08:33 PM (/TNyL)

345 298
286 Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."

-----------------
On Elijah Mohammed's spaceship?


Posted by: Stu-22 at July 02, 2018 08:33 PM (be0vm)

346 Wait, what? I thought I was the new darling of the left? Also, FUCK THE JEWS amirite?

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan, Iraq War Surivor at July 02, 2018 08:34 PM (XcgmW)

347 This idiot on Tucker just brought up the KKK.


*head-desk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

348 Weft cuT okay I guess the answer is "it's just me"

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2018 08:34 PM (DH5wZ)

349 Maxine Waters is decomposing in my locker.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2018 08:34 PM (+lOpA)

350 Jane, I believe that Maxine's daughter has been paid over $1,000,000. in campaign funds, I could be wrong but I thought that I read that somewhere.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 02, 2018 08:35 PM (nWc4E)

351 Somewhere there is a lovechild between Maxine and Joe. The Kwizach Tarderach.
Posted by: Burmese Buddhists at July 02, 2018 08:30 PM (6FqZa)


Took me a second, but well played!
Om!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 08:35 PM (n9EOP)

352 349. Ha! So that explains your AP calculus score!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 02, 2018 08:35 PM (fA1SL)

353 337 GQ - Republicans Are Terrified of What Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Started

Yeah, no.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 02, 2018 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

I find her refreshing. Naive and overbearing about it. About as deep as an oil slick.

She just needs a beret, some military fatigues and maybe a mustache and she has the left wing revolutionary thing down pat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 08:35 PM (qGadR)

354 Leftists can't keep it in their pants.

Posted by: Constantine XI at July 02, 2018 08:35 PM (yiAMj)

355 Also, FUCK THE JEWS amirite?
Posted by: Cindy Sheehan


Rarely been so relieved to be a Catholic convert.

Posted by: Burmese Buddhists at July 02, 2018 08:35 PM (6FqZa)

356 This idiot on Tucker just brought up the KKK.

....

If stupidity broke skin, this guy would bleed out.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 02, 2018 08:35 PM (/TNyL)

357 319 261 Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 07:49 PM (5RE4Y)



The death threats are about as real as all of the hate crimes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2018 08:11 PM (SiINZ)
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I don't know. I heard Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi are not very happy with her
Posted by: rd at July 02, 2018 08:28 PM (4dz1m)


Has she done anything to piss off Hillary? That would be good reason to go into hiding.

Posted by: rickl at July 02, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

358 What did sugartits do that's supposed to terrify me?

She proved that people who look like emaciated cadavers can gain political office?

Posted by: we survived Henry Waxman .. do your worst! at July 02, 2018 08:35 PM (O8J57)

359 /sock!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 02, 2018 08:35 PM (6FqZa)

360 What did sugartits do that's supposed to terrify me?

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2018 08:33 PM (O5Vky)



She shot down all of those right wingers who pointed out her real background and where she really grew up. It's a victory on the scale of Midway for the lefties

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)

361 I believe he's on vacay this week. Hopefully, he'll actually consider that suggestion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:32 PM (ptqGC)
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I got the impression people have been telling him that for years, so I'm not holding my breath. I just skip him on the radio and watch his show on Fox.
Mora Sara please!

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2018 08:36 PM (O5Vky)

362
Wait, what?

Republicans are terrified that the Democrat party went even further to the radical left??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 08:36 PM (5RE4Y)

363 >>Fake News is saying maxine waters "had to go in hiding."


FLIP YOUR WIG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWq_XWXRdV8

Posted by: HUSKER DU at July 02, 2018 08:36 PM (P2edb)

364 Tucker: "Why would 'immigrants' want to move to a white supremacist nation?"


And moar Tucker: "It's so frustrating to talk to someone as dumb as you."

*SWOON*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

365 He just said "Thanks, but I've barely done anything yet."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

Tell him "Yes, but the journey of a thousand miles begins with a consulting contract!"
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at July 02, 2018 08:08 PM (n9EOP)


Don't forget about those billable hours!!!!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 02, 2018 08:36 PM (5Yee7)

366 My daughter's 12 lb Maltese doggie is trying to hump Buckley (the 70 lb Australian Shepherd). I'm going to suggest that she rename the little one with the high hopes 'Trudeau'.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2018 08:36 PM (m45I2)

367

She shot down all of those right wingers who pointed out her real background and where she really grew up. It's a victory on the scale of Midway for the lefties
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)
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Holy Shit! That IS terrifying!!!

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2018 08:37 PM (O5Vky)

368 325
GQ - Republicans Are Terrified of What Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Started

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Right. Because Che Sugarlips has will have a such common touch and widespread appeal. Sure.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 02, 2018 08:37 PM (be0vm)

369 >>She proved that people who look like emaciated cadavers can gain political office?


Handjobs for Votes

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2018 08:37 PM (P2edb)

370 We'll see if the American media goes crazy reporting on this.

Spoiler alert: they won't.


it sure is being covered everywhere else

UK
The Guardian, of all places
New Delhi
WaPo and Breitbart are the US ones so far that I see

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2018 08:38 PM (fceHP)

371 GQ - Republicans Are Terrified of What Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Started

Yeah, no.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 02, 2018 08:32 PM (oVJmc)


They so want her to be the new Obama (cult of personality); we'll just have to see, now won't we?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at July 02, 2018 08:38 PM (0QYMt)

372 Maxine in hiding, Call the local MS 13 contact number or Farrakhan's number.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2018 08:38 PM (WPjdV)

373 Can we get Maxine to a) stay in hiding, and 2) shut up?

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2018 08:38 PM (O5Vky)

374 >>They so want her to be the new Obama (cult of personality); we'll just have to see, now won't we?


She's 28.

Someone has pictures of her covered in their bodily fluids.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2018 08:38 PM (P2edb)

375
Oh wait, yes the Republicans are terrified -- it means (they think) they too have to move further to the Left.

The radical Millennial Marxist Mamacita is the best gift ever for the Republican party. Except for the fact the Republicans are stupid and dumb and take this as a sign of a yet another major demographic shift in the USA.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 08:39 PM (5RE4Y)

376 Just wait until the little socialist princess gets the magic Oprah seal of approval.

I do worry about that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

377 GQ - Republicans Are Terrified of What Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Started


Yeah, no

These are the same guys who declared Olberman as Head of The Resistance, right? So I guess it's the Bolshevik Barmaid now?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 02, 2018 08:39 PM (O5Q3r)

378 358
What did sugartits do that's supposed to terrify me?

She proved that people who look like emaciated cadavers can gain political office?
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She's the Latin Huma!

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 02, 2018 08:40 PM (be0vm)

379

You'll notice, being the experts you all are, as the Democrat party moves to the left, so does the Republican party.

This phenomena has been going on for many decades.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 08:40 PM (5RE4Y)

380 These are the same guys who declared Olberman as Head of The Resistance, right? So I guess it's the Bolshevik Barmaid now?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 02, 2018 08:39 PM (O5Q3r)

She seems kind of young to be Madame LeFarge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2018 08:41 PM (qGadR)

381 Back off, eh!

Posted by: Trudeau Gropee at July 02, 2018 08:41 PM (wVHMq)

382 Nood open.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 02, 2018 08:42 PM (APM2T)

383 What we need is some undercover audio of Nancy Pelosi or Hillary saying (of the Socialist Princess), "Ya know, a few years ago she would have been vacuuming my house."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

384 Yes... Shanah the drillthrall!

Posted by: John Carpenter's The Thing - #Me Too at July 02, 2018 08:42 PM (u6WMm)

385 I'm not afraid of any open Socialist running for Democrat office.

Their isolated buroughs make perfect museum pieces to exhibit the folly of Socialism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 02, 2018 08:42 PM (oVJmc)

386

She's cynthia mckinney 2.0.

Yeah, the "future of the Democrat party," alright.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 02, 2018 08:42 PM (5RE4Y)

387 If Maxine is in hiding it's because she's recovering from a face implant---that will look like someone's ass.

Posted by: Restoring the Media Balance of Terror at July 02, 2018 08:43 PM (WPxnj)

388 I love Tucker!!!

For 8 long years the media has been a platform for leftist diatribes and demagoguery ( see also , Obama, B.H.).
Tucker is asking them questions - and they refuse to answer.

Tucker tries to follow their logical train of thought - but they avoid addressing anything he says.

THAT is "crazy ex-girlfriend who stabbed me almost to death with a fork" shit.
And Sane America sees it, every single night.

'Democrat' is no longer a political party . It is a cult for the criminally insane.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 02, 2018 08:43 PM (/TNyL)

389 376
Just wait until the little socialist princess gets the magic Oprah seal of approval.

I do worry about that.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

Obama didn't get the national stage until just before he started on the campaign trail for the White House. This young woman is 28, she has to wait ten years, until 2028 before a presidential election she will qualify in.

(1) Ten years is an eternity in politics.
(2) Ten years on the national stage with national attention will give her more bumps and bruises than Rocky Balboa.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at July 02, 2018 08:44 PM (0QYMt)

390 We'll see if the American media goes crazy reporting on this.
Spoiler alert: they won't.

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We don't vote for Members of Parliament, the Canadians do; it is up to them to deal with him, not us.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at July 02, 2018 08:31 PM (0QYMt)


========

True. Still, the media is anxious to talk up Justin as an anti-Trump warrior with his trade tariffs, but he won't be nearly as sympathetic a figure if he's a confirmed groper.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 02, 2018 08:45 PM (/qEW2)

391 373
Can we get Maxine to a) stay in hiding, and 2) shut up?
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a) Steal her doorknobs. She'll be too confused to escape.
b) Tell her that The Joos have implanted a listening device in her skull.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 02, 2018 08:46 PM (be0vm)

392 361 I believe he's on vacay this week. Hopefully, he'll actually consider that suggestion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2018 08:32 PM (ptqGC)
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I got the impression people have been telling him that for years, so I'm not holding my breath. I just skip him on the radio and watch his show on Fox.
Mora Sara please!
Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2018 08:36 PM (O5Vky)

One of the smart things Hannity does is that he will day after day, week after week repeat the important things.

He hammered the Obama economic statistics for months, reminding everyone just how poor we were. I expect him to do the same with the Trump Economy. Notice how President Donald Trump does the same thing?

Lowest Black/Hispanic / Women / Overall Unemployment Rates
Number of Jobs Created
Etc.

Spaced Repetition. It Works!!!!

Posted by: rd at July 02, 2018 08:49 PM (4dz1m)

393 >>>What did sugartits do that's supposed to terrify me?<<<
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez once wrote a book report about a Marxist. That's the cred necessary to oust a 19 year incumbent. Think about that.

Posted by: Fritz at July 02, 2018 08:56 PM (J7XgW)

394 GQ - Republicans Are Terrified of What Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Started




If you go to Yahoo there is story after story about the new hero of
the left. She's going to slay all of the right wing dragons for them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2018 08:29 PM (SiINZ)



She gives me that whole "I should be in (the artist formerly known as) Prince's entourage.


Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2018 09:39 PM (2K6fY)

395 "If I had known you were reporting for a national paper, I never would have been so forward."

Well, duh. Justin T should know that Canadians can't pull off that kind of subtle irony.

Posted by: BJ* at July 02, 2018 09:42 PM (iTTB/)

396 Hellfire, he grabbed her pussy, he digitally penetrated her. He's not famous enough to get away with it.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 02, 2018 09:57 PM (Sda6L)

397 The name of the reporter that Trudeau groped is Danielle Stormy!
No word on how much he paid her to be quiet....

Posted by: Mongo! at July 03, 2018 12:15 AM (ikpYd)

398 "I'm sorry, if I had known that you were an undercover officer, I would never have tried to sell you that vial of crack!"

Not sure that this defense would be very effective

Posted by: dan-O at July 03, 2018 01:13 PM (tGHTr)

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