Trump Goofs on "The Elite" Again; Says We Should Start Calling Ourselves "The Super-Elite," Because The Elite are "Stone-Cold Losers"

Let's face it, they've been stone cold losers, the elite. So, let them keep calling themselves the elite. But we’re going to call ourselves -- and remember you work harder than they do and you are indeed smarter than them-- from now on let’s call ourselves the super elite. We are the super elite. -- President Donald Trump at Fargo, ND 6/27/18

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:49 PM




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1 Right he is

Posted by: CNN at June 28, 2018 02:49 PM (O2RFr)

2 If we are super-elite, do we wear our underpants outside our clothes then?

Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:49 PM (Z5y53)

3 Also, spandex is probably not my best look.

Just saying.

Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:49 PM (Z5y53)

4

I do feel pretty Super.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 02:50 PM (fceHP)

5

He never runs out of troll bait. It's fabulous.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 02:51 PM (fceHP)

6 5th

Posted by: Claude Hopper at June 28, 2018 02:51 PM (XT6Vl)

7 Others make a speech like that, and the media would be hammering him, a la Dan Quayle.

But Trump shoves it right down their throats.

This is blissful.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 28, 2018 02:51 PM (ujg0T)

8 Harvard delenda est.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 02:51 PM (WDCYi)

9 "Elite losers" is not as catchy as "fart sniffing elite"

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 02:51 PM (ZPJb6)

10 The guy cracks me up.

For one, he's refreshingly funny. Just doesn't give a shit.
And two? He is driving the left absolutely batshit insane by just being Trump.

Most entertaining Presidency I've ever witnessed.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (jWe5r)

11 The "Space Elite"!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (UBzPO)

12
*watches laser pointer dot

*laughs at my intellectual superiors chasing it like a kitty stoned on catnip.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (8XRCm)

13 'SuperTime,
and the living is easy
Fish are jumpin'
and the cotton is high'

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (KJRtZ)

14 Trump just tickles me to no end...really have grown to like the fellow a great deal. Hubby just got a super-elitist hefty pay-raise. Funny....that never happened in the Obama years.

Posted by: lizabth at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (aowex)

15 The Harvard poll. I keep going back to that.

Wow.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (+087i)

16 I gotta' start a blog.

Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.

That's the kind of schedule I need.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (TxcmF)

17
I'm just an ordinary average guy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (roQNm)

18 He needs to hire Muldoon to be his speech writer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (7UW64)

19

No one could deliver that line but him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (fceHP)

20 Ha,more comments to make the pants shitters bowels loosen.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (LiyEm)

21 As far as Trump branding efforts go, I give this a 3/10.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (5jVnA)

22 You know who else called themselves the super elite?

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (ZPJb6)

23 Deplorably elite!

Posted by: Historical Record at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (yGKmB)

24 Super hoc autem sunt electi!

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (gmo/4)

25 If Trump hadn't gotten into politics, he could have been a great stand up comedian. Maybe he can do a late night show after his terms are finished.

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (7HtZB)

26 "Wil-e-Coyote, super elite"

Forgive the snark, I actually like it.

Posted by: West at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (g6yUI)

27 >>Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.

>That's the kind of schedule I need


The money is in the T-Shirts, Coffee Mugs and Tote Bags.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (KJRtZ)

28 Trump Goofs on "The Elite" Again; Says We Should Start Calling Ourselves "The Super-Elite," Because The Elite are "Stone-Cold Losers"


Ok.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (FxM6p)

29 stone cold losers....


And that's the way it is... , 'cause PDT said so!

awWWWOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (BRvh1)

30 22 You know who else called themselves the super elite?
Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (ZPJb6)

Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (WDCYi)

31 21 As far as Trump branding efforts go, I give this a 3/10.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (5jVnA)

I always tell the LL kids that Ted Williams said that baseball is the only job where you can screw up 7 times out of 10 and still be a hero.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)

32 I am Super Elite

I am deplorable

And no pants.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+lOpA)

33 I'm looking forward to Trump slow-jamming the news.

Like that'll ever happen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

34 Great performance by Trump last night.

I'm sure he won over more Democrat supporters from the Mid West.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (ATVNj)

35 Typical New Yorker...LOVES to break balls!!
Thats right Donny TWO Scoops rub their miserable up-turned noses in it!!




Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (xqfqx)

36 Media heads explode at 6:00 PM.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (37IEG)

37 I always tell the LL kids that Ted Williams said that baseball is the only job where you can screw up 7 times out of 10 and still be a hero.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)

Clearly he's never met a geologist.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+087i)

38 I would cringe while watching Obumbles if I could even stand five minutes of his speech's. Trump I watch the whole thing while I smile and laugh. The other thing I noticed it Trump always says "we" as compaired to I,I,I,I,I.

Posted by: Bosk at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (fjMEv)

39 the super elite...

Works for me.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (zHVM/)

40

BUT FOXCONN STARTS WITH "FOX!"

Posted by: LIBERAL IDIOT at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (fceHP)

41
yabutt scoggdog man, ya gotta read a whole lotta crap to get those three links that draw the horde in.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (roQNm)

42 15 The Harvard poll. I keep going back to that.

Wow.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (+087i)



Well?

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (+lOpA)

43 Let's see. We're deplorable, uneducated, POS. But at least we're super elite!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

44 16 I gotta' start a blog.

Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.

That's the kind of schedule I need.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (TxcmF)

Yeah, 'cause i want somma that sweet sweet bling that Ace is obviously rolling in.

He's paid his dues and then some.

Posted by: West at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (g6yUI)

45 37 I always tell the LL kids that Ted Williams said that baseball is the only job where you can screw up 7 times out of 10 and still be a hero.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)

Clearly he's never met a geologist.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+087i)

Or a meteorologist

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (7HtZB)

46 The man must lurk here. Super elite everywhere on AOS.

Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (2LelM)

47 As Alinsky said, ridicule can be a powerful tool.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (dN3Mf)

48
I always tell the LL kids that Ted Williams said that baseball is the
only job where you can screw up 7 times out of 10 and still be a hero.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)


Works for us.


Posted by: 9th Circuit Stone Cold Losers at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (5jVnA)

49 yabutt scoggdog man, ya gotta read a whole lotta crap to get those three links that draw the horde in.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (roQNm)


There goes my dream ... up in smoke.

I'll stick to relationship advice, I guess.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (TxcmF)

50 Let's see a NeverTrumper claim to be super-duper elite.

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (FhXTo)

51 His schtick is good, but needs to be freshened up quite a bit. To keep pace with events.


And the "Promises Made, Promises Kept" thing is powerful, yet a bit complicated. Trump's "political integrity" (doing what he said he'd do) exceeds that of any president I can think of.


But thanks to not having GOP support, as someone here noted earlier today, he's actually made almost zero progress on big check-mark items. "The wall" is NOT being built - that's b.s.-ing unworthy of him, when a vitally needed and widely supported initiative (the "wall") is being stymied by Congress. Repairs to existing barriers will do zero to change the overall situation.


He should be running against Congress, and against any GOP that is not supportive. "We need more Republicans" is simply not enough, not really accurate, in today's context.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (QDnY+)

52 I still prefer to be a Deplorable.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (ATVNj)

53 37 I always tell the LL kids that Ted Williams said that baseball is the only job where you can screw up 7 times out of 10 and still be a hero.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)

Clearly he's never met a geologist.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+087i)


Or a climastrologist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (hDNQh)

54 You have to love this Honey Badger.

He was reverse psychology-ing the Dems last night. Please keep Nancy Pelosi!


OMG what will they ever do? If they keep Pelosi, they are just doing what Drumpf wants! If they don't, heh! They are STILL doing what he wants!

It is glorious.

Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (Z5y53)

55 Super Elite. I like it, mainly becuz it will drive the elite even more nuts.

But I'll always be partial to deplorables.

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (Z48ZB)

56 Super Elite, gotta love it!
I'm gonna get a neck tattoo of that this weekend!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (jjaLl)

57 I don't know if I believe this #walkaway hashtag or think it's a major psy-op.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (oVJmc)

58 Trump always says "we" as compaired to I,I,I,I,I.


I noticed that too. I think it's intentional.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (+lOpA)

59 Clearly he's never met a geologist.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+087i)
One time the geologist and meteorologist switched jobs and no one could tell the difference

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (czkHE)

60 Meanwhile did any Moron claim this for the screaming quims 3 threads back?

The Power of Yeast compels you!
The Power of Yeast compels you!

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (FhXTo)

61 no, no, no, no. we have to go "ultraelite" first. the precedent has been sent.

Posted by: UHF at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (xGZ+b)

62
12
*watches laser pointer dot

*laughs at my intellectual superiors chasing it like a kitty stoned on catnip.
----------------
We need to send him a laser pointer. It would be spectacular watching him point out the press using it.

Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (2LelM)

63 Let's see a NeverTrumper claim to be super-duper elite.
Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (FhXTo)

------

Here. Hold my cabernet sovignon.


~William Kristol

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (8XRCm)

64 44 16 I gotta' start a blog.

Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.

That's the kind of schedule I need.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (

Are pants mandatory at the ScoggBlog?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (mk7Bj)

65 This is the greatest trolling I've ever seen.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (y7DUB)

66 Holy crap, he's having so much fun.

Truly, I don't think he had any idea how much he was going to enjoy this experience. Or how easy it would be to own these people and occupy such huuuge places in their heads.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (9chmE)

67 15 The Harvard poll. I keep going back to that.

Wow.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (+087i)


Well?
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (+lOpA)

After three weeks of Trump is a Nazi hysteria... it was brutal. For democrats.

I'm so sore from the winning.

https://tinyurl.com/y7nn7yd9

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (+087i)

68 56 Super Elite, gotta love it!
I'm gonna get a neck tattoo of that this weekend!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (jjaLl)



Just think....one letter for each knuckle.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (+lOpA)

69 This is why the never Trumpers hate him. He doesn't take them seriously.

That cuts them to the quick.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (ghTUj)

70 47 As Alinsky said, ridicule can be a powerful tool.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (dN3Mf)


You know what else can be a powerful tool?

Posted by: Peter North at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (ATVNj)

71 capes?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (oGRue)

72

Pica vs Elite

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (IqV8l)

73 Trump is no pica!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (oGRue)

74 Well, he did have solid gold bathroom fixtures on his yacht. But he's Donny Two Scoops.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (14qvS)

75 Yeah, 'cause i want somma that sweet sweet bling that Ace is obviously rolling in.

Posted by: West at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (g6yUI)


He should offer an AoSHQ Cruise.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (TxcmF)

76 I always tell the LL kids that Ted Williams
said that baseball is the only job where you can screw up 7 times out of
10 and still be a hero.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)



Clearly he's never met a geologist.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+087i)



Or a climastrologist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (hDNQh)
Or a Mexican weather girl.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (O5Q3r)

77 You're going to be in your mommy's basement for at least 6 more years libs. Enjoy. Thank God there is no tariff on Mt Dew.

Posted by: SUG at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (dMrJJ)

78 We need to send him a laser pointer. It would be spectacular watching him point out the press using it.

Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (2LelM)


They'd immediately claim he was trying to blind them.

Posted by: Bert G at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (uiwCw)

79 Also, spandex is probably not my best look.

I never skip leg day so it's all good from the knees down.

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (FhXTo)

80 For one, he's refreshingly funny. Just doesn't give a shit.
And two? He is driving the left absolutely batshit insane by just being Trump.
--

The I Don't Give a Shit is hysterical.

TOTALLY love it.

And not only does it drive them crazy, they just don't understand him. Because... well, the left is filled with pompous, humorless freaks.

Posted by: shibumi at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (AHNMM)

81 I was exhausted after watching PDT's speech last night. I'll bet he got on AF One and immediately ordered a Diet Coke and at least two scoops of ice cream. Probably sleeps like a baby for four whole hours before starting all over again.


The man is amazing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (ptqGC)

82 I grew up in nyc so I thought I knew all about Trump. I voted for the guy, but at the time it was a "yeah Trump, but we gotta do it" kind of thing. I don't think that anymore.

If he'd just gone after The New York Times like he did and stopped, he would have been my hero. But now he's actually my favorite president evah.

Posted by: Al Crapton at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (u6WMm)

83 While watching the Fargo rally last night, I kept thinking, "it's like having Don Rickles as president."

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (Enq6K)

84 HOW DARE YOU.

Posted by: Screaming Vagina at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (fxSUI)

85 Eh, not as catchy as Robert "punchy" DeNiro

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (39g3+)

86 I know it's just trolling but no, I'm not super elite.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (dJdQf)

87 I only wish he had deliberately misspelled elite as "elete" or worse. Just to troll them even more.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (7n4KQ)

88 I wish Trump would get a Pepe the Frog and bring him out at every rally like Maiden does with Eddie.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (KJRtZ)

89 Pica vs Elite
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (IqV8l)

-----

Dude.... none of the millenials here have any idea WTF you're talking about.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

90 54 You have to love this Honey Badger.

He was reverse psychology-ing the Dems last night. Please keep Nancy Pelosi!


OMG what will they ever do? If they keep Pelosi, they are just doing what Drumpf wants! If they don't, heh! They are STILL doing what he wants!

It is glorious.
Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (Z5y53)


And fulsomely praising Anthony Kennedy. He came across as statesmanlike for doing that, but put the Reds in an awkward situation. They either have to agree with Trump - and they'd rather eat a bug than do that - or attack the guy who was the swing vote on, e.g., faux marriage.

What to do? What to do?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (hDNQh)

91 Mueller's got a hot lead!

Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to inauguration parties...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)

92 "Wow! Even after last week's fever pitch smear of the Trump administration, 70 percent say we need STRICTER enforcement of our immigration laws. Only 30 percent say looser."

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (+087i)

93 I watched that speech last night and I loved it. I like him more each time I see him. Those are words I didn't think I could or would ever say.

Okay, trudging back to my linen closet.

Posted by: bluebell at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (rhdgT)

94 Seems like Dr. Seuss wrote a book about Sneeches and this kind of buffoonery....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (i0ykY)

95 You know what else can be a powerful tool?
Posted by: Peter North at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (ATVNj)

You're killing me , Smalls

Posted by: BBC at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (STPlW)

96 64
44 16 I gotta' start a blog.



Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.



That's the kind of schedule I need.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (


Will you be doing relationship advice cause your totes good at that. Like Dear Abby with balls.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (2CQCl)

97 31 21 As far as Trump branding efforts go, I give this a 3/10.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM

This is because you don't understand what Trump is doing here. This isn't about saying "hey you people are super-elite!" Nope, this is a way to say "look at all these assholes who oppose me, rich democrats, never trumpers, they think they're elites, but they suck!!!"

Except he says it in a way that sounds like he's praising everyone listening to him, so they eat it up and want to hear more of it. And they end up loving him, and hating his enemies, which was what he set out to accomplish.

Scott Adams has written a lot about how Trump communicates. At first I was skeptical, but I keep seeing Trump making the same moves over and over again, - and they always work

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (k1TUh)

98 He hits them in their weak spot, their vanity.

Well done, Mr. Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors The Fight of the Century! Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

99 Early night.

Posted by: John Marston at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (SkuXa)

100 Do I know who else called themselves SUPER ELITE???

Who is/are Harvard Law Review Presidents with zero character and 2 Daddy's who were both Commies for $1000 Alex?

Posted by: SUG at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (dMrJJ)

101 Jewelry idea. Super Elite stamped jewelry. Nice silver chain to attach it to? Yep.. gonna work on it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (zRZaJ)

102 And if one of you says, 'Who's Don Rickles?"...well you can just vacate the grassy area around my house.

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (Enq6K)

103 Super elite, my ass. I'm kind of a dick.

Posted by: Dick at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (SRarZ)

104 No doubt about it - Trump is the most comfortable, entertaining president on stage in our lifetimes. His schtick is not for everybody, but it's good.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (QDnY+)

105 yabutt scoggdog man, ya gotta read a whole lotta crap to get those three links that draw the horde in.


There are two HQs. One is the front page where the boss is vying for influence on and attention from the talking classes, in which he has a significant but minor foothold.

The other is here, in the gutter, with Morons.

We came here because a lot of the front page stuff is brilliant and we want to be part of it, but at this point he could post "peanut butter" in plain text with no comment and we'd get 600 replies out of it.

The comment section is self-sustaining.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (fuK7c)

106 The media is to Dwight Schrute as Trump is to Jim

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (mk7Bj)

107
Dan Rather is one of the elite.


https://twitter.com/DanRather/status/1004426366987583488

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (IqV8l)

108 >>He should offer an AoSHQ Cruise.


First we need to secure a Letter of Marque and Reprisal.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (KJRtZ)

109 Hey DJT, POTUS....If your lurking give us a sign!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (xqfqx)

110 I have learned this year:

The Deep State is real. And spectacular.

And dumber than two boxes of rocks. They would have to tune up their game just to reach incompetence as a measure.

That these guys were kneecapping Republicans for the past couple of decades just says that we were right to call them the Stupid Party.

And Trump looks at all the things they have done and just cannot imagine how that level of stupidity were put in charge.

Elites. Shhyeah right!

Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (Z5y53)

111 I never said the ChiComs were all bad.

-
China caps film star pay, citing 'money worship' and fake contracts...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)

112 I wonder how BC is doing since we didn't get a podcast this week....

Posted by: lin duh at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (9iLHi)

113 I gotta' start a blog.

Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.

That's the kind of schedule I need.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (TxcmF)


Go ahead.
Still a free country.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (fceHP)

114 Me? I'm E LIGHT.

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (gmo/4)

115 "it's like having Don Rickles as president."
Posted by: Tami


THT would have been mind blowing.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (FxM6p)

116 88 I wish Trump would get a Pepe the Frog and bring him out at every rally like Maiden does with Eddie.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (KJRtZ)

Oh, that's awesome man!

Up the Irons! \m/

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (7HtZB)

117 ABC Breaking news- Mueller looking into Russians who were granted access to exclusive inauguration parties!! Oh noes! Lurch really has Trump now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (OLCnA)

118 >>The comment section is self-sustaining.


Like Yogurt.

We eat ourselves.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (KJRtZ)

119 I hope he shows up at the next rally in a red MAGA hat that says Super Elite on it.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (7n4KQ)

120 o/t sort off , PDJT hired Bill Shine to be his communications director.great. just perfect. he was second after Ailes at Fox, then briefly took over for him, before Murdoch's incompetent sons drove him out.

oh, and here is the vanity fair headline to show how vagezeled the left is : "TRUMP HIRES SEXUAL HARASSMENT FACILITATOR BILL SHINE AS COMMS DIRECTOR".

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (bUjCl)

121 Hey libs, I thought you loved colored people.


ORANGE isn't merely a tasty treat from FLORIDA.

Posted by: SUG at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (dMrJJ)

122 frack," sort of "

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (bUjCl)

123
I prefer Ultra Elite.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (r+sAi)

124 Mueller's got a hot lead!

Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to inauguration parties...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)

And some guests ordered White Russians! I guess it's all over for Trump.

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (Z48ZB)

125 83 While watching the Fargo rally last night, I kept thinking, "it's like having Don Rickles as president."
Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (Enq6K)


It is! He's so good at working a crowd. And just like Rickles, he alternates between heaping zingers on some people, and then praise on others, so it's apparent he's not simply mean-spirited generally speaking.

And, per Alinsky, his base enjoys his performances.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (hDNQh)

126 You super-elite losers are nothing compared to me -- the Ultra-Elite!

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (c+2jX)

127 And fulsomely praising Anthony Kennedy. He came
across as statesmanlike for doing that, but put the Reds in an awkward
situation. They either have to agree with Trump - and they'd rather eat a
bug than do that - or attack the guy who was the swing vote on, e.g.,
faux marriage.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (hDNQh)

I think that was probably more infuriating to the detractors than the super-elite business.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (5jVnA)

128 93 I watched that speech last night and I loved it. I like him more each time I see him. Those are words I didn't think I could or would ever say.

Okay, trudging back to my linen closet.

Posted by: bluebell at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (rhdgT)

I agree. I had to turn the channel every time W or Obama was on. Regan was the best, but I didn't watch his real time, just after the fact. I don't remember Bush 1 or Clinton, and there wasn't enough important to go back and listen. So Trump is refreshing I like to listen to him.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (+087i)

129 Trump had a couple of tweets about Reid dumping the filibuster back in 2013 (via twitchy):

So, what was then reality-show star Donald Trump saying about the move then? There really are tweets for everything, continued:

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Senate filibuster rule. Harry Reid & Obama killed it yesterday. Rule was in effect for over 200 years.

- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2013


And Trump said the GOP should "keep the rule" when they're in the majority and they did!

Since the Democrats decided to kill the filibuster, they now own it.Republicans should keep the new rule when they're in the majority.

- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2013


He should retweet these 2013 tweets. Heh. heh. heh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (0ogQG)

130 works for me!

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (a0IVu)

131 I can hear the screams from the NRO offices from here.

Posted by: Super weft cut-loop at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (zfrbv)

132 Will you be doing relationship advice cause your totes good at that. Like Dear Abby with balls.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (2CQCl)


I bring happiness to people. Its just what I do.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (TxcmF)

133 He really does deliberately troll them. No doubt.

There was a time when I'd have found that unPresidential.
Now, not so much.
Now I find it to be like - Winning.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (37IEG)

134 The comment section is self-sustaining.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (fuK7c)


The closest thing yet seen to perpetual motion.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (kqsXK)

135 You know who else called themselves the super elite?

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (ZPJb6)


The Justice League?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors The Fight of the Century! Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

136 Only super-elite can get a tour of Whoopi's vagina.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)

137 Since we're over 100 comments now, the full transcript of Whoopi's enraged comment to Meggy Mac:

"You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

138 Laughable Ultra-Elite bozos can bow down to me!

Posted by: Mega-Elite at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (c+2jX)

139 Definitions,

Elite: person who, like a victorious Roman general, needs to have someone whispering in their ear 'Remember, you are mortal.'

SuperElite: Person who learned that you are mortal lesson long ago and took it to heart.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (e1mEI)

140 109 Hey DJT, POTUS....If your lurking give us a sign!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (xqfqx)
_______________________________________

Look out your window.

See that prosperity?

There's your sign.

You're welcome.

Posted by: DJT at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (ATVNj)

141 He should offer an AoSHQ Cruise.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (TxcmF)

"Alright lads, we're gonna need some 55 gal. drums and a f*ckload of twine. Hop to it!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (BRvh1)

142 I prefer Ultra Elite.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (r+sAi)


Really troll them: call us the Über Elite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (hDNQh)

143 87 I only wish he had deliberately misspelled elite as "elete" or worse. Just to troll them even more.

I wish he would have spelled it 31337

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (k1TUh)

144 Eh, not as catchy as Robert "punchy" DeNiro

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (39g3+)


Why did he just get a star on the Hollowwood walk of fame?


I mean, seriously. I don't care much for him as an actor, but you gotta believe the guy had earned his stripes in that town, long before now. He's sharing the honor with Anne "Squeakhole" Hathaway, for pete's sake.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (9chmE)

145 I gotta' start a blog.

Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.

That's the kind of schedule I need.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (TxcmF)


I like the light days. I get more done. :-)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (fceHP)

146 in her behind AND her vagina.

Somehow what was already really bad just got really really worse.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)

147 Mega-Elite? Newcomers. I was first; I remain the best.

Posted by: Ur-Elite at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (c+2jX)

148 94 Seems like Dr. Seuss wrote a book about Sneeches and this kind of buffoonery....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (i0ykY)

---

One of the g-babies faves.

They LOVE Dr. Seuss. Even have the T-shirts.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (zHVM/)

149 132
Will you be doing relationship advice cause your totes good at that. Like Dear Abby with balls.



Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (2CQCl)



I bring happiness to people. Its just what I do.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (TxcmF)

I could tell you were a giver. Save something for yourself Scogg. Take some 'me time'. Don't burn out man.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (2CQCl)

150 he's got a heckuva command of rhetoric.

Posted by: Deebly super elite at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (qJjzH)

151 >>I like the light days.


I just try and go with the flow.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (KJRtZ)

152 in her behind AND her vagina.

Somehow what was already really bad just got really really worse.


Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)


I know!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

153 136 Only super-elite can get a tour of Whoopi's vagina.
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)


Why would you want one?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (hDNQh)

154 This warrants a change of nic.

Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (tA/XW)

155

He also said Maxipad was the face of the Democrat Party

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:05 PM (fceHP)

156 Those Star Bellied Sneetches are the fucking problem!

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:05 PM (KJRtZ)

157 "You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"

I'm confused. Where does it say in the Constitution that the right to bear Whoopi's vagina "shall not be infringed"?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 28, 2018 03:05 PM (ATVNj)

158 He should offer an AoSHQ Cruise.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (TxcmF)


-------

I like the idea of the Horde buying all the tickets on the next NR cruise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:05 PM (AzW6q)

159
Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina!


-----

JUST when thought it couldnt get worse.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 03:05 PM (8XRCm)

160 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (TxcmF)

I could tell you were a giver. Save something for yourself Scogg. Take some 'me time'. Don't burn out man.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (2CQCl)


I would ... but how could I possibly live with the guilt of committing an act so selfish ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (TxcmF)

161 142 I prefer Ultra Elite.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (r+sAi)

Really troll them: call us the Über Elite.

Wht not go for the Über Mensch?

Posted by: The Superman who landed in Bavaria at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (k1TUh)

162 >>I like the idea of the Horde buying all the tickets on the next NR cruise.


Hell, just have MooMoo buy the Boat.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (KJRtZ)

163
in her behind AND her vagina.

Somehow what was already really bad just got really really worse.

Yeah. Could've lived without hearing that.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (O5Q3r)

164 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (k1TUh)

No I understand what Trump is doing and has done and I concede it is working but it's not something I needed or necessarily like. I'm looking strictly at what he is getting accomplished and I'm more than happy. At this point, however the sausage is being made is okay with me. It tastes like winning.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (dJdQf)

165 141 He should offer an AoSHQ Cruise.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (TxcmF)

"Alright lads, we're gonna need some 55 gal. drums and a f*ckload of twine. Hop to it!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (BRvh1)

---

How long is the port of call to Peruvia?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (zHVM/)

166 What I love about Trump is his multi-pronged rhetoric. "We are the super elite" is going to bug the shit out of the exact right people. I think the main reason people cheer statements like that is because they sense on a visceral level that Trump is stabbing his (and our) enemies right into their sense of taste and style. Right into their ego and high handedness.

Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (q177U)

167 "Why would you want one?"


There is even a worse place.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (7n4KQ)

168 Only super-elite can get a tour of Whoopi's vagina.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)


You have to have a deep-sea sub like James Cameron.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (oVJmc)

169 That woman Whoopi, he is one sick twisted Fick, no?

Posted by: Peppy Le Pew at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (37IEG)

170 "You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (ptqGC)


It's amazing to me how feminists constantly portray themselves as basically just a cooch life support system. They never talk about their minds, or anything other than their nether regions.

But just don't objectify them, whatever you do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (hDNQh)

171 Right idea, just not his best effort. Also, Super Elite is used elsewhere, which is not something Trump would agree with.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (wGbBR)

172 So this thread is all about Whoopi Goldberg lady parts and transgender Dear Abby? I think I'll sit this one out

Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (tSYB0)

173 So the comments section has become self-aware, like SKYNET or something?


Huh.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (QDnY+)

174 ABC Breaking news- Mueller looking into Russians who were granted access to exclusive inauguration parties!! Oh noes! Lurch really has Trump now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (OLCnA)

You know who else was invited to a very special party? Me! I only had to pony up $10,000. For the RNC. But maybe the special Russians paid and then passed Pres. Trump some secret messages when no one at all was watching or paying any attention whatsoever to Trump or his wife that night.

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (Z48ZB)

175 oh, and here is the vanity fair headline to show how vagezeled the left is : "TRUMP HIRES SEXUAL HARASSMENT FACILITATOR BILL SHINE AS COMMS DIRECTOR".

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (bUjCl)


If Trump hired St. Francis of Assissi the headlines would be "Trump Hires Religious Nut".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors The Fight of the Century! Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

176 How long is the port of call to Peruvia?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (zHVM/)

----

#twoweeks

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

177 135 You know who else called themselves the super elite?
Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (ZPJb6)

The Justice League?


when all else fails, assume the left will claim it is either the kkk or nazis.

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (ZPJb6)

178 I am so elite! Mummy says so!!

Posted by: Admiral Billy Kristol at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (eSAWM)

179 >>>Others make a speech like that, and the media would be hammering him, a la Dan Quayle.
But Trump shoves it right down their throats.
This is blissful.

That was what I was trying to articulate and you just said it ten times better, thank you.

Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (q177U)

180 Those Star Bellied Sneetches are the fucking problem!


Sigh. I never got invited to the frankfurter roasts.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (fuK7c)

181 Only super-elite can get a tour of Whoopi's vagina.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)


I'd rather get swimming lessons at a sewage treatment plant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (hDNQh)

182 Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina!

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (kqsXK)

183 Scott Adams has written a lot about how Trump communicates. At first I was skeptical, but I keep seeing Trump making the same moves over and over again, - and they always work

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (k1TUh)



I got onto the Master Persuader thesis soon after Adams first proposed it, and as you say, Trump keeps doing it, it keeps working. I believe that analysis because it is testable. And it passes the tests.

One of the things that Adams said about Trump was that he had no experience at being President, but seemed like he could study up on it to pick it up. That seems about right.

Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (Z5y53)

184 House Judiciary committee is back on

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (pHfeF)

185 While watching the Fargo rally last night, I kept thinking, "it's like having Don Rickles as president."
Posted by: Tami

Don Rickles was funny. he was witty.He was observant. He could think on his feet. He didn't take himself too seriously.

these are good traits.

Posted by: Screaming Vagina at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (fxSUI)

186 Good Grief ... it's 3 PM ... I'm on expenses ... and have not had a beer yet !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (TxcmF)

187
Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to inauguration parties...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018
02:59 PM (+y/Ru)


There are reports of Russian Zakuski on the hor d'oeuvers table

Posted by: Meggy Mac at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (10vO4)

188 i you people keep this up, Whoopi is going to scream out of her vagina at you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (k1TUh)

189 167 "Why would you want one?"


There is even a worse place.
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (7n4KQ)


*FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLOPFLOPFLOP*

--Somewhere in the general vicinity of Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (WDCYi)

190 Whoopi needs to understand.... no one wants in her vagina.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (+087i)

191 It's sort of a modern way of saying "government of the people, by the people, and for the people".

Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (xjiRE)

192 Super Elite?
Pffft
I am Ultimate Elite.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (pw+jk)

193
Good Grief ... it's 3 PM ... I'm on expenses ... and have not had a beer yet !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (TxcmF)


What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (ptqGC)

194 But Trump shoves it right down their throats.

Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (q177U)


I taught him that move.

Posted by: Peter North at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (TxcmF)

195 I've been telling my wife I'm super elite for years. She's not buying it.

Posted by: IanDeal at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (5mrLG)

196

fox reporting active shooter in Maryland, at capital gazette newspaper

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)

197 I gotta' start a blog.



Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.



That's the kind of schedule I need.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (TxcmF)




Blogs are old school. Ace is old school. If you really want to make it in this town (teh internets), what you need to do is:
1. Be a hot chick.
2. Get a Youtube channel.
3. Talk about... well, anything, for 3-13 minutes a pop.

Instant million subscribers!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (9chmE)

198 I am Ultimate Elite.


Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (pw+jk)

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You're the Eric Cartman of the Right.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (AzW6q)

199

oh crap, multiple Fatalities

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)

200 Dear Mr. President,

Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Eric at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (hNMzF)

201 Guess looking at the cash the Clintons made from Russia isn't of any matter.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (pHfeF)

202 Posted by: lin duh at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (9iLHi)

He's been tweeting, so he's still kicking.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (UENOA)

203 185
While watching the Fargo rally last night, I kept thinking, "it's like having Don Rickles as president."

Posted by: Tami

It would be great if at next rally DJT deployed holograms of Don Rickles and Johnny Carson to get the crowd going.

Posted by: kallisto at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (DJFLF)

204 everytime I think of the 'elite' I think of weekend at bernie's and then jump to their ignorant apparatchik's that resemble the commercial , 'dirty pant lickers'

yeah i'm weird.

Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (dPd5y)

205 Heh. The MBM will so denounce Trump for calling himself the super elite. I think the fact that he is trolling them and making fun of their arrogance goes right over their pointy little heads. It is so much fun to love what my POTUS is doing and saying.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (eASYU)

206 188
i you people keep this up, Whoopi is going to scream out of her vagina at you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (k1TUh)

Let me guess -
"Get Out!"

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (37IEG)

207 oh crap, multiple Fatalities
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)

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Ummmm..... little context please??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

208 Do we get capes?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (p+Wdc)

209 Tami @185 Perfect!~

Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (dPd5y)

210 fox reporting active shooter in Maryland, at capital gazette newspaper

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)


Oh, Lord. I guess Fox will have Shep on the story for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (ptqGC)

211
the full transcript of Whoopi's enraged comment to Meggy Mac:

"You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I want to be galaxies away from that!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (IqV8l)

212 fox reporting active shooter in Maryland, at capital gazette newspaper



If it was in Baltimore, how would someone know?

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (7n4KQ)

213 If Whoopi were my wife, I'd let anybody into her vagina.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (pw+jk)

214 208 Do we get capes?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

the guys get shirts

Posted by: Paul Anka at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (FZYNt)

215 Thanks, Whoopi.

Posted by: Dept. of Jokes that Write Themselves at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (UFgOG)

216 MAGA-elite

Posted by: lin duh at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (9iLHi)

217 190
Whoopi needs to understand.... no one wants in her vagina.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (+087i)

Well not since Ted Danson anyway.

Posted by: kallisto at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (DJFLF)

218 ox reporting active shooter in Maryland, at capital gazette newspaper

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)


Unpossible. Maryland's got super-strict gun laws.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (TxcmF)

219
I was never allowed to brag as a kid. That was why I loved watching Cassius Clay - Mohammed Ali box.

"I am the greatest!"

"What's my name?" Bap
"What's my name?" Bap

Ali was doing 'you cain't touch this' before Hammer, only they called it rope a dope.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (roQNm)

220 Multiple people shot in Maryland newsroom

Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (PvFoN)

221

Capital Gazette newspaper, Maryland, multiple fatalities

Shep is on it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (fceHP)

222 Here at the marina we are beyond upset with these latest Trump antics. How dare he question our integrity and honored standing.

Posted by: Capt Kristol in his motorized canoe at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (yhf6w)

223 House Judiciary committee is back on
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (pHfeF)

Jim Jordan is quickly moving up my list.

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (Z48ZB)

224 While watching the Fargo rally last night, I kept thinking, "it's like having Don Rickles as president."

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I did enjoy how Trump said, now he has to say men cook. In the old days it was just women, but we are all PC now. I would love to get a country back where you can say women cook and it doesn't start an outrage machine.

Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (sX1BW)

225 the guys get shirts


Cool. As long as the girls don't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (fuK7c)

226 Comedy gold and so true.

Oooh, Mr. President, I read that late night "comics" are aiming to take you down! Scary!

Stone cold losers.

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (oiNtH)

227
Trump should start using a golf club as a prop for his speeches ala Bob Hope

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (10vO4)

228 Clearly we need SUPER ELITE bumper stickers. Yo, fo snizzle.

Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (2LelM)

229
House Judiciary committee is back on

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (pHfeF)



Jim Jordan is quickly moving up my list.

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (Z48ZB)


Love that man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (ptqGC)

230 and to whoopie, that's fine, so don't demand everyone to pay for everyone elses vagina.

Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (dPd5y)

231

One person apprehended.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (fceHP)

232 yeah i'm weird.
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (dPd5y)


And probably higher than a kite.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (TxcmF)

233 117 ABC Breaking news- Mueller looking into Russians who were granted access to exclusive inauguration parties!! Oh noes! Lurch really has Trump now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (OLCnA)



Talk about flailing.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (+lOpA)

234 He's sharing the honor with Anne "Squeakhole" Hathaway, for pete's sake.
Posted by: BurtTC

Are we missing a reference here?

Posted by: The Horde at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (fxSUI)

235 193


Good Grief ... it's 3 PM ... I'm on expenses ... and have not had a beer yet !!!



Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (TxcmF)

What the hell is wrong with you?!?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (ptqGC)

he has selflessly been giving relationship advice.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (2CQCl)

236

EM KULICH FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (mPeei)

237 He's the most natural retail politician since Slick Willie. He loves his job.

Posted by: Octopussy at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (hIO29)

238 To be frank, I think Trump's messaging here is of-target and ill-considered.

While is it useful and correct to mock the self-appointed "elite," it's not psychologically sophisticated to then deem a different group as the new elite. What Mr. Everyman wants to hear is that there is no elite - -that the "silent majority" of middle-American average Joe Schmoes are in possession of a kind of "group wisdom" that supersedes the purported superiority of the "elite."

He was probably trying to say that, or something like that, but it came out wrong.

This poor messaging isn''t a big deal, and won[t lose him any supporters, but I don't think it was very effective.

Posted by: Ur-Elite at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (c+2jX)

239 220 Multiple people shot in Maryland newsroom
Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (PvFoN)


I can smell the blame coming straight at PDT and all of us.

Jim Acosta is going to be positively puke-worthy x 10,000.

Prayers for the victims.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (VM6ev)

240 77
You're going to be in your mommy's basement for at least 6 more years libs. Enjoy. Thank God there is no tariff on Mt Dew.

Posted by: SUG at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (dMrJJ)

Sorry, in Seattle, there is a massive sugar tax that blasts to the sky the price of Mt. Dew. But also in Seattle, they are trying their best to eliminate any reference to "God". So is that considered a standoff?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (UsCnO)

241 Please stop w. the Whoopi vagina talk..some of us in the west coast are trying to eat our lunch..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (a0IVu)

242 Off "Ur-Elite" sock!

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (c+2jX)

243 If Trump hired St. Francis of Assissi the headlines would be "Trump Hires Religious Nut".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors The Fight of the Century! Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

exactly !

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (bUjCl)

244 scogg, pfft.

Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (dPd5y)

245 Scogg's out of the state. Party time in Texas.

Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (sX1BW)

246 190 Whoopi needs to understand.... no one wants in her vagina.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (+087i)

---

IIANM, Ted Danson curled up in there for a time.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (zHVM/)

247 Jim Acosta is going to be positively puke-worthy x 10,000.


=

so, his usual self

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (bUjCl)

248 241 Please stop w. the Whoopi vagina talk..some of us in the west coast are trying to eat our lunch..
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (a0IVu)


"I know, right?!"

- - Lena Dunham's toe-jam/acne-festooned FUPA

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (VM6ev)

249 220 Multiple people shot in Maryland newsroom


Hope it's not a right winger.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (+lOpA)

250 Scott Adams has written a lot about how Trump
communicates. At first I was skeptical, but I keep seeing Trump making
the same moves over and over again, - and they always work

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (k1TUh)

No retort required. Just remarking that it struck me as less catchy than some of his other best ones such Low Energy Jeb!, Rocket Man, Crooked Hillary. I understand what he is doing. It's just not a top ten, to me. But then they can't all be.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (5jVnA)

251

"One of the oldest newspapers in the nation" says Shep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (fceHP)

252 Whoopi get the fuck out of my wallet!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (pw+jk)

253
Whoopi is going to scream out of her vagina at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I'm visualizing a 21st century version of the Wayland Flowers and Madam ventriloquism act with Whoopi's vagina replacing the Madam puppet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (IqV8l)

254 He's hitting Progressives where they live. Their supposed moral and intellectual superiority is everything to them. It is their Precious....

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (0dEDB)

255 190 Whoopi needs to understand.... no one wants in her vagina.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (+087i)

---

IIANM, Ted Danson curled up in there for a time.

----------

Probably needed a machete.

Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (sX1BW)

256 "I know, right?!"



- - Lena Dunham's toe-jam/acne-festooned FUPA

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (VM6ev)
*pushes food away and glares at J.J.*

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

257 At Power Line Scott Johnson is saying Strzok had 3 FBI lawyers yesterday who often advised him not to answer questions.
Guess they have a few things to hide.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (pHfeF)

258 Do we get capes?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (p+Wdc


No Capes!

Posted by: Edna Mode at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (hLRSq)

259 254 He's hitting Progressives where they live. Their supposed moral and intellectual superiority is everything to them. It is their Precious....
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (0dEDB)


Jame Gumb pulling his nipples, shrieking about lotion and baskets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (VM6ev)

260 255 190 Whoopi needs to understand.... no one wants in her vagina.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (+087i)

---

IIANM, Ted Danson curled up in there for a time.

----------

Probably needed a machete.
Posted by: SH

Great. Now I need a prescription for Viagra

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (FZYNt)

261 He's the most natural retail politician since Slick Willie. He loves his job.
Posted by: Octopussy at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (hIO29)

----

Billy was great because he feels your pain and tells you what you want to hear.

Trump pulls it off because he's blunt, honest, and doesnt even try to bullshit you.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (8XRCm)

262
Newspapers are failing all over, I am going with fired employee on this one.

Broken heart is always a possibility.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (r+sAi)

263 It's not as good as being a super-genius

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (oGRue)

264
Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to inauguration parties...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018
02:59 PM (+y/Ru)

Gee, who wouldn't want to invite Anna Chapman to a party? She's cute and really amps the energy.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (e1mEI)

265 Whoopi is going to scream out of her vagina at you.

Posted by: Tom Servo



well after her vagina gets through spitting dust and coughing...maybe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (2CQCl)

266 In space no one can hear your vagina scream.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (2NqXo)

267 Whoopi is going to scream out of her vagina at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I'm visualizing a 21st century version of the Wayland Flowers and Madam ventriloquism act with Whoopi's vagina replacing the Madam puppet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (IqV8l)


So right.

Posted by: Senor Wences at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (T71PA)

268 >>I am going with fired employee on this one.

Jilted Lover

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (KJRtZ)

269 the Barking Beavers will hate this.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (zYSnw)

270 261 Billy was great because he feels your pain and tells you what you want to hear.

Trump pulls it off because he's blunt, honest, and doesnt even try to bullshit you.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (8XRCm)


There's a difference between telling you what you want to hear and giving you what you want to have.

And then there doing both - and that is PDT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (VM6ev)

271 And View hag Sara Haines chimed in with Whoopi:

"...I always find it funny that people are up in my uterus, but when it comes to a baby that is alive and out there they don't care." Followed by loud applause.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

272 all I found was a shooting at a Maryland medical building

Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (dPd5y)

273 Calling us "super-elite", rather than "deplorables". Maybe that will get his approval rating up another 2%. Did it ever occur to Hillary to tell people "you work harder than 'them' ". If you despise regular people, you can only hide it for so long.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (+lVUW)

274 He's hitting Progressives where they live. Their supposed moral and intellectual superiority is everything to them. It is their Precious....
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

he's also hitting opponents on our side. They stood against him and his followers, and he beat them.


This is his way of thanking his supporters and reminding rivals who runs bartertown.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (fxSUI)

275 If I'm gonna be super I want a cape.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (/tuJf)

276 I liked the rally when Trump was talking about choice in the VA.



Thought it was his idea...was disappointed it wasn't.


Gold.

Posted by: nip at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (ECLaL)

277 266 In space no one can hear your vagina scream.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (2NqXo)


"Eep-Opp-Ork-Ah-Ah!"

- - Cvnt Screamer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (VM6ev)

278 of voice in a box sock

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (T71PA)

279 Who cares what this newspaper shooter's actual motivation was? We all know what the narrative is going to be:

Evil Nazi Trump incites murderous rampage against the sainted, pure-as-the-driven-snow news industry.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (BRvh1)

280
In space no one can hear your vagina scream.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM


In Whoopi's vagina no one can hear space scream

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (10vO4)

281 haven't checked but has the "MyPillow" factory been firebombed today?

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (FZYNt)

282 I read that ABC article about Mueller looking into Russians who were granted access to exclusive inauguration parties....

BOOOOOR-RIIIIIING
Same old "according to people who know" blah blah blah..... oh, by the way, Inauguration happens after elections..... so they're saying this was the reward for helping Trump steal the election......
Man, these idiots are so funny......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (jjaLl)

283 Since we're over 100 comments now, the full transcript of Whoopi's enraged comment to Meggy Mac:

"You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (ptqGC)


soon the libs will be talking blood and feces

raunchier and raunchier, not holding back

You always wonder where they'll go next after Nazi's and concentration camps and the k kk

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (fceHP)

284 Searching Maryland shooting - brings back every day of this year except today.
Funny thing that.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (37IEG)

285 Evil Nazi Trump incites murderous rampage against the sainted, pure-as-the-driven-snow news industry.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (BRvh1)


I'm trying to care ... I really am.

Maybe it's the ten-mile thing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (TxcmF)

286 I'm going to write PDT and ask for capes. he'll love it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (2CQCl)

287
With Talk of Fake Media, Trump Is To Blame for Newspaper Shooting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (VM6ev)

288 If we are super-elite, do we wear our underpants outside our clothes then?

Posted by: blaster

Underpants?


Good to know!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (9rIkM)

289 'Tis a far cry from BHO's limp noises about "Those jobs aren't coming back" and "This is the new normal," isn't it?

273 Calling us "super-elite", rather than "deplorables". Maybe that will get his approval rating up another 2%. Did it ever occur to Hillary to tell people "you work harder than 'them' ". If you despise regular people, you can only hide it for so long.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2018

*
*
Word.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (G+x7t)

290 Its Maryland, it could be a disappointed Senate want-to-be who is having imaginary menstrual cramps.

Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (2LelM)

291 "My pillow" stuff was also gold.

Posted by: nip at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (ECLaL)

292
haven't checked but has the "MyPillow" factory been firebombed today?

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (FZYNt)


One of my first thoughts was, "Hoo boy. I hope he upgrades his security system soon."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

293 If I'm gonna be super I want a cape.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (/tuJf)


No capes, you'll get sucked into a jet engine darling and then where will you be?

Posted by: Edna Mode at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (hLRSq)

294
Screw you all.


I'm super-dee-dooper elite!


Rock on President Richard Punch.


Sell MAGA hats with gold foil tags that hang off the back that say Super Elite.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (ymnmz)

295 not sure what is worse.

Whoopi's behind or her vag.

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (FZYNt)

296

I also have a very girthy and lengthy penis.

Posted by: Willie Poker, Asshole at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (UFLLM)

297 234 He's sharing the honor with Anne "Squeakhole" Hathaway, for pete's sake.
Posted by: BurtTC

Are we missing a reference here?
Posted by: The Horde at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (fxSUI)

I think there was a movie where she took it up the dumper? Chaos or Havok or something. Maybe The Princess Diaries. I forget

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (+087i)

298 Newspapers are failing all over, I am going with fired employee on this one.

Broken heart is always a possibility.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

No professional would act thus at their place of employment!

Posted by: Agent Strozk aka Deep throat (would be okiefine by me!) at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (fxSUI)

299 ABC Breaking news- Mueller looking into Russians who were granted access to exclusive inauguration parties!! Oh noes! Lurch really has Trump now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM

Inauguration.Party.Invites.

The Onion wrote this, right?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (2NqXo)

300 Town hall - Sen. Kameltoe Harris says allowing President Trump to choose a replacement for Justice Kennedy would mean " destruction of the constitution of the United States "

The Soviet Union wants their village idiot back

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (pHfeF)

301 He's lucky he didn't go with Golden Elite.

Kenny Omega and The Young Bucks would have slapped him with a Cease and Desist.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (lKs2v)

302 haven't checked but has the "MyPillow" factory been firebombed today?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (FZYNt))


it was hilarious he was at the Trump rally, and Trump called him out. Then said something about making him some sort of adviser or something. (I don't remember exactly what he said), but it was hilarious - there was the guy sitting behind the podium, big ole head, smiling

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (fceHP)

303 Killer Elite?


Posted by: nip at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (ECLaL)

304 if they keep it up I will actually start feelings sorry for Russia.

Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (dPd5y)

305 >>Town hall - Sen. Kameltoe Harris says allowing President Trump to choose a replacement for Justice Kennedy would mean " destruction of the constitution of the United States "


I'd love to see her take a 6th Grade Civics Exam from 1980 or so.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (KJRtZ)

306 300 - Someone gently tell her Hillary lost

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (pHfeF)

307 I want a divorce. it's been a 'fun' 35 years but...

Posted by: the boil on whoopi's ass at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (zYSnw)

308
PDT is already hitting the Dems over the head with their new superstar, the Bernie Sanders wench, Queen of Corona.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (VM6ev)

309 OT, Guy Benson says Fred Barnes has Trump's list of potential 5 shortlisted scotus candidates. I say bull; how would Fred Barnes of all people get that list?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

310 91
Mueller's got a hot lead!



Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to inauguration parties...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Yet, that Russian lawyer who met with Fusion GPS, then an hour later met under false pretenses with Don Jr, Jared and others for an hour, then again with Fusion GPS, was denied a visa originally and then mysteriously granted one by the Kerry State Department, just for said meeting.


Nah, nothing there, but a Russian supposedly invited to an inauguration party?How can Mueller continue to show his face in public after this embarrassment?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (UsCnO)

311 Look for Annapolis - Capital Gazette

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (37IEG)

312 283
Since we're over 100 comments now, the full transcript of Whoopi's enraged comment to Meggy Mac:



"You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (ptqGC)



soon the libs will be talking blood and feces



raunchier and raunchier, not holding back



You always wonder where they'll go next after Nazi's and concentration camps and the k kk

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (fceHP)

Ummm no ones been to either place since Ted Danson scrammed.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (ymnmz)

313 "Multiple people shot in Maryland newsroom"
Capital Gazette - not exactly your high profile statement either left or right. Condolences to the victims, burn in hell to the perp.
My money is on lover spat/murder suicide attempt.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (5jVnA)

314 Multiple people shot in Maryland newsroom


Hope it's not a right winger.
Posted by: eleven


How would a right winger get in a news room?

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (FxM6p)

315 In Whoopi's vagina no one can hear space scream
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

I thought that I was deep. This is infinite!

Posted by: Space at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (fxSUI)

316 "Super Elite" will likely fade away, but "stone-cold losers" will be forever.

Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (Pqytn)

317 I'd love to see her take a 6th Grade Civics Exam from 1980 or so.

I'd love to see her try to spell "civics."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (kqsXK)

318 ABC Breaking news- Mueller looking into Russians who were granted access to exclusive inauguration parties!! Oh noes! Lurch really has Trump now
Posted by: TheQuietMan

OMG! The Beluga Caviar and Stolchinaya should have tipped us off!! Impeach!

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (oiNtH)

319 I find this anti cape propaganda....disturbing
Darth Vader

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (LiyEm)

320 Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to Whoopi's Vagina...

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (k1TUh)

321
I say bull; how would Fred Barnes of all people get that list?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite


From George Will?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (IqV8l)

322 Multiple people shot in Maryland newsroom
Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (PvFoN)

I can smell the blame coming straight at PDT and all of us.
Jim Acosta is going to be positively puke-worthy x 10,000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (VM6ev)

"Breaking news! A right-wing Fascist homophobic misogynistic Klansman shot up a righteous outpost of good think! We told you this was coming when Kennedy retired! Join the Resistance! Join......*what is it......Allahu Akbar? From Somalia? Wanted LGBT rights?.....shit.* This just in: some joyous celebrants at a Pride Parade in San Francisco.....*what is it?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (9BLnV)

323 the Bernie Sanders wench, Queen of Corona."

Down in the school yard?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (7LY+6)

324 I'm waiting for Shela Jackson to open her pie hole

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (pHfeF)

325 314 How would a right winger get in a news room?
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (FxM6p)


Mostly drugged, handcuffed and ball-gagged.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (VM6ev)

326 >>My money is on lover spat/murder suicide attempt.


Same here.

I also put a $5 bill on - 'Trying to Get a Classified Ad Pulled' to Place.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (KJRtZ)

327 The best thing about trump is he has taken away the left's monopoly on mockery in public discourse.

Before Trump, it was only lefties that ever mocked their opponents in public mediums. Comics and late night hosts relentlessly mocked republican politicians, but we on the right never had a reliable group of people who would do the same.

The left is not used to being mocked, and they are finding out that they don't like it very much.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (mk7Bj)

328 314
Multiple people shot in Maryland newsroom





Hope it's not a right winger.

Posted by: eleven


You know we can't read - why would we do that? We're busy being deplorable and stupid.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (37IEG)

329 Inauguration.Party.Invites.

The Onion wrote this, right?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (2NqXo)


Breaking News: Mueller has a new lead on Russian influence over the Trump administration. Souvenir shops in Moscow are selling matryoshka, or Russian nesting dolls that feature Donald Trump inside a Putin doll. Experts say that this is the evidence that will bring the Golden Scalp Weasel to his knees.

Posted by: Edna Mode at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (hLRSq)

330 I'm just a proud American. I don't need any other label than that.

Posted by: Sponge at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (F4u7C)

331 302
haven't checked but has the "MyPillow" factory been firebombed today?

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (FZYNt))



it was hilarious he was at the Trump rally, and Trump called him
out. Then said something about making him some sort of adviser or
something. (I don't remember exactly what he said), but it was
hilarious - there was the guy sitting behind the podium, big ole head,
smiling

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (fceHP)

Ad buyer, because his ads are everywhere, and apparently he gets them cheap.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (5jVnA)

332
OT, Guy Benson says Fred Barnes has Trump's list of potential 5
shortlisted scotus candidates. I say bull; how would Fred Barnes of all
people get that list?


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu)


I have real concerns about Kellyanne Conway letting slip things to her Trump-hating and tweeting husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (ptqGC)

333 Russians at Trump inauguration parties? Probably hot Russ supermodels.

Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (Pqytn)

334 Their core constituents call them "El Elite".

I just thought I should point that out.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (TpbP3)

335 >>"Super Elite" will likely fade away

Like hell.

Posted by: JackStraw - Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (/tuJf)

336 Trump talked about pioneers and how tough the North Dakota pioneers were.

Then he told the crowd , the inheritors of the pioneer spirit and pioneer mind and even some of pioneer blood that if you really want to separate out people who were superior to their environment and overcame incredible obstacles to achieve great things? That those pioneers and their descendants were the Real Elites.

It was perfectly stated. A compliment given in a comfortable room with good friends and equals.

Posted by: canned hate at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (/TNyL)

337 301 He's lucky he didn't go with Golden Elite.

Kenny Omega and The Young Bucks would have slapped him with a Cease and Desist.
Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (lKs2v)

Kota Ibushi would have shot fireworks at him.

And then he'd have shot them at himself.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (WDCYi)

338 Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to inauguration parties...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018
02:59 PM (+y/Ru)


Who was it who got "unusual access" to Ali Watkins?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (hDNQh)

339 That Toast smells delicious!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsberg at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (KJRtZ)

340 Town hall - Sen. Kameltoe Harris says allowing President Trump to choose a replacement for Justice Kennedy would mean " destruction of the constitution of the United States "


Betting is now open on when they start billing this idiot as a "Legal Scholar".

Posted by: AoS betting window at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (fxSUI)

341 nd View hag Sara Haines chimed in with Whoopi:

"...I always find it funny that people are up in my uterus, but when it comes to a baby that is alive and out there they don't care." Followed by loud applause.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

Again-- we care. We care that the parents of that baby care for it and teach it to follow the law- and that they not use it as a pawn and subject it to rape or worse for the parent's selfish reasons.
People on the View are stupid seals who cheer and clap for whatever the sign tells them to clap and cheer for.

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (Z48ZB)

342 I have real concerns about Kellyanne Conway letting slip things to her Trump-hating and tweeting husband.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (ptqGC)hmmm...that is a pretty legitimate concern.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (a0IVu)

343 NO CAPES!!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (U+nHb)

344 Drudge really likes that Queens Commie Chick.
I thought he was gay?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (y8Foj)

345 The left is not used to being mocked, and they are finding out that they don't like it very much.

"The Devil, that proud spirit, cannot endure to be mocked."

- - Shit Thomas More said, Vol. 3

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (kqsXK)

346 313 "Multiple people shot in Maryland newsroom"

I'll bet he thought that he had signed up for the 10 day $37.95 classified special, but they charged him $75 and didn't even run his ad on the weekend.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (k1TUh)

347 "You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"

---------

Reminds me of that story 41 told an audience when he was with Bubba. He told the story of some lady coming up to his motorcade screaming get out of my vagina and Bush said - no problem. Clinton then told the audience that he could never get away with telling a story like that. One of those moments of honesty from Clinton when he came off as likable.

Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (sX1BW)

348 > Also, spandex is probably not my best look.


This is true for many of us.

However, anything less than Trigglypuff is within the legal limit.

Posted by: DNC at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (GXOTw)

349 how would Fred Barnes of all people get that list?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite


He had Ben retrieve it from his upper colon.

Posted by: Super weft cut-loop at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (zfrbv)

350 What with the vagina steaming and the vagina screaming, I can't keep up any more.

How about vagina streaming? Watch TV through your vag.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (2NqXo)

351
I have to say for being a Russian Stooge, Trump is a miserable failure.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (r+sAi)

352 The left is not used to being mocked, and they are finding out that they don't like it very much.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (mk7Bj)

=
Comedians when asked why they don't go after leftists said "Because they do not have senses of humor and can't take a joke."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (pw+jk)

353
"Eep-Opp-Ork-Ah-Ah!"



- - Cvnt Screamer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (VM6ev)

I always wondered what one of these sounded like, and now, thanks to AoS, I know!

Thanks, AoS!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (UsCnO)

354 @WashTimes 3m
#BREAKING: Shooting at Capital Gazette newspaper in Annapolis

Posted by: Super weft cut-loop at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (zfrbv)

355 DHS ready to crack some commie skulls in Portland.


"Homeland Security officers played loud music at night to keep protesters awake..

They specifically blared Metallica's "Enter Sandman," a song about nightmares and lack of sleep."

Sweet.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)

356 Town hall - Sen. Kameltoe Harris says allowing President Trump to choose a replacement for Justice Kennedy would mean " destruction of the constitution of the United States "


I wonder if she knows the meaning of hyperbole as opposed to, oh...saying really stoopid stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (0tfLf)

357 >>Town hall - Sen. Kameltoe Harris says allowing President Trump to choose a replacement for Justice Kennedy would mean " destruction of the constitution of the United States "


I'd love to see her take a 6th Grade Civics Exam from 1980 or so.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (KJRtZ)

She'd just blame Trump for her failing grade.

Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (tA/XW)

358 OT, Guy Benson says Fred Barnes has Trump's list of potential 5
shortlisted scotus candidates. I say bull; how would Fred Barnes of all
people get that list?


Posted by: IC, now with extra super

There are a lot of those "lists" around- Heritage, Federalist Society, etc.

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (Z48ZB)

359 >>What with the vagina steaming and the vagina screaming,


Vagina Steaming Tip : When they stop Screaming, they are done.

Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (KJRtZ)

360 326 >>My money is on lover spat/murder suicide attempt.


Same here.

I also put a $5 bill on - 'Trying to Get a Classified Ad Pulled' to Place.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (KJRtZ)
------
Was it inside the office or outside. I'm seeing conflicting reports.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (G0vdT)

361 Shooting at Capital Gazette newspaper in Annapolis"

24 hour rule....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (7LY+6)

362 Russians at Trump inauguration parties? Probably hot Russ supermodels.
Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (Pqytn)

Like if Trump REALLY did collude with the Russians, he'd invite the co-conspirators to a public event....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (y8Foj)

363 The guy from My Pillow has a great story. Short version, he was addicted to drugs, found God, got sober and here he is.

I didn't do it any justice. But there you have it.

Makes you want to buy his product.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (TpbP3)

364 my cow-orker just read the Maryland shooting was at the radio station WMAL

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (ZQfW9)

365 not sure what is worse.

Whoopi's behind or her vag.
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (FZYNt)

You just made me throw up three times. Once after I heard Whoopi Goldberg, a second after behind, then the triple shot with vag. You don't know your own strength.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (9BLnV)

366 Tell me Clarice, do you still hear the vaginas screaming?

Posted by: Dr Hannibal Lecter at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)

367
soon the libs will be talking blood and feces
raunchier and raunchier, not holding back


♫The days of blood and feces♫

Posted by: Ornery Mancini at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (IqV8l)

368 Searching Maryland shooting - brings back every day of this year except today.
Funny thing that.

-
So we know the shooter isn't white.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)

369 Town hall - Sen. Kameltoe Harris says allowing President Trump to choose a replacement for Justice Kennedy would mean " destruction of the constitution of the United States "

----------

I thought that's what the left wanted anyway?

Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (sX1BW)

370 305 >>Town hall - Sen. Kameltoe Harris says allowing President Trump to choose a replacement for Justice Kennedy would mean " destruction of the constitution of the United States "


I'd love to see her take a 6th Grade Civics Exam from 1980 or so.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (KJRtZ)


She's just afraid he'll beat her to it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (hDNQh)

371 350
What with the vagina steaming and the vagina screaming, I can't keep up any more.



How about vagina streaming? Watch TV through your vag.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (2NqXo)

Got it covered at my blog.

Posted by: Gwenneth Paltrow at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (UsCnO)

372 >>"Super Elite" will likely fade away



Like hell.

Posted by: JackStraw - Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (/tuJf)

========================
Like likely. I don't wanna be a Super Elitist.

Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (Pqytn)

373 Ad buyer, because his ads are everywhere, and apparently he gets them cheap.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (5jVnA)


oh yeah, that's it thanks
was so funny

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (fceHP)

374 Re Maryland shooting - Daily Mail says 4 dead and 20 injured. Yikes. that is terrible.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (a0IVu)

375 320
Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to Whoopi's Vagina...

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (k1TUh)


Was she butt chuggin stoli again?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (ymnmz)

376 >>354
@WashTimes 3m

#BREAKING: Shooting at Capital Gazette newspaper in Annapolis

Posted by: Super weft cut-loop

That's unfortunate.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (r9UYA)

377 a shooting? in Maryland?

No way.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (/TNyL)

378 Makes you want to buy his product.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (TpbP3)


We bought his pillows four years ago, and love them. I used to replace expensive pillows after a year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (ptqGC)

379 They specifically blared Metallica's "Enter Sandman," a song about nightmares and lack of sleep."

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)

That's my cue....

Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (y8Foj)

380 "the full transcript of Whoopi's enraged comment to Meggy Mac"

The first headline I saw about that just said "'Get Out of My Vagina!' Whoopi Rages at McCain"

I was thinking John, and that was definitely an image I DID NOT NEED.

Posted by: DNC at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (GXOTw)

381 369
Town hall - Sen. Kameltoe Harris says allowing President Trump to choose
a replacement for Justice Kennedy would mean " destruction of the
constitution of the United States "



----------



I thought that's what the left wanted anyway?

Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (sX1BW)

I wish KamelToe would make up her mind.

Posted by: Gwenneth Paltrow at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (UsCnO)

382 24 hour rule....

Not here you don't buddy!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (r+sAi)

383 Also, spandex is probably not my best look.


Hmmm. A spandex requirement could be good motivation.

I go in and out of shape. *looks down*.

Yeah, how 'bout we get three months and then it's all spandex?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (fuK7c)

384 372
>>"Super Elite" will likely fade away





Like hell.



Posted by: JackStraw - Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (/tuJf)

========================
Like likely. I don't wanna be a Super Elitist.


Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (Pqytn)


There will be T shirts.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (ymnmz)

385 well workplace violence strikes again. If only the building had a 'gun free zone" sign.

Posted by: vivi at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (11H2y)

386 357 >>Town hall - Sen. Kameltoe Harris says allowing President Trump to choose a replacement for Justice Kennedy would mean " destruction of the constitution of the United States "


I'd love to see her take a 6th Grade Civics Exam from 1980 or so.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (KJRtZ)

She'd just blame Trump for her failing grade.
Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (tA/XW)



I'd love to see her take a kindergarten civics test.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (lKs2v)

387 Re Maryland shooting - Daily Mail says 4 dead and 20 injured. Yikes. that is terrible.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (a0IVu)

Horrible

Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (y8Foj)

388 my cow-orker just read the Maryland shooting was at the radio station WMAL

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM



If true, I'm pissed.
That is a great station. Listened to them all the time when I was working in DC.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (0tfLf)

389 my cow-orker just read the Maryland shooting was at the radio station WMAL

You keep playing "All About That Bass" every hour, and you're bound to drive someone insane.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (kqsXK)

390 336 Trump talked about pioneers and how tough the North Dakota pioneers were.

Then he told the crowd , the inheritors of the pioneer spirit and pioneer mind and even some of pioneer blood that if you really want to separate out people who were superior to their environment and overcame incredible obstacles to achieve great things? That those pioneers and their descendants were the Real Elites.

It was perfectly stated. A compliment given in a comfortable room with good friends and equals.
Posted by: canned hate at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (/TNyL)

That's tribalism!

Posted by: Dr. Peterson at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (YZchG)

391 a shooting? in Maryland?

No way."

I know, huh?

*looks a calendar. Yep, day ends in "y"*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (7LY+6)

392 "You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"


Until they do, wanna buy me a gun?

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (FxM6p)

393 You have to love this Honey Badger.



He was reverse psychology-ing the Dems last night. Please keep Nancy Pelosi!





OMG what will they ever do? If they keep Pelosi, they are just
doing what Drumpf wants! If they don't, heh! They are STILL doing what
he wants!



It is glorious.

Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (Z5y53)

Honey Badger don't care. And yes, it's glorious!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (iTpm7)

394 It's like beating up Stephen Hawking on a daily basis. And it never gets old.

Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (2Mnv1)

395 There are certain people who can run a rally like this and actually get energy from doing so - Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are examples. Many other people would have their energy drained by doing so - Hillary Clinton is an example.

Posted by: Edna Mode at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

396 He ain't nothin' but a winner.

Posted by: Zombie Paul "Bear" Bryant at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (HiLJ1)

397 355 DHS ready to crack some commie skulls in Portland.


"Homeland Security officers played loud music at night to keep protesters awake..

They specifically blared Metallica's "Enter Sandman," a song about nightmares and lack of sleep."

Sweet.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)


Just throw bars of soap at them.

They'll leave.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (hDNQh)

398 Sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (GXOTw)

399 The My Pillow guy sounds like the Dad on The Goldbergs.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (TxcmF)

400 >>Yeah, how 'bout we get three months and then it's all spandex?


Blame Ace. He's been slackin' on the GAINZ Threadz

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (KJRtZ)

401 How are they going to blame the newsroom shooting on Trump?
You know they will.

Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (y8Foj)

402 So once again, I have to go to the Brit newspapers to get a clue about WTF is going on in my country.
How Special.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (37IEG)

403 It's a shame one has to go to the Daily Mail for real stories for here.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (pHfeF)

404 *Kicks Sand in Bander's Face*


**Steals his Big Titted Barista**

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (KJRtZ)

405 Newsroom shooting used a shotgun, aka "Uncle Joe's Special".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (AM1GF)

406 Harris has balls. She's the one who completely trampled the Fourth Amendment and others in California. Yet they still elected her.

She can hang herself.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (TpbP3)

407 Shep is explaining to us how the police operate.

He really needs to be on scene to give us lots of breathless play-by-play.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (ptqGC)

408 Re Maryland shooting - Daily Mail says 4 dead and 20 injured. Yikes. that is terrible.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (a0IVu)


yep
sad

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (fceHP)

409 I'd love to see her take a kindergarten civics test.
Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (lKs2v)


I think fingerpainting is about the limit of her cognitive ability.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (hDNQh)

410 363
The guy from My Pillow has a great story. Short version, he was addicted to drugs, found God, got sober and here he is.



I didn't do it any justice. But there you have it.



Makes you want to buy his product.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (TpbP3)

I hate to sound like one of his commercials, but his pillows do what he says they do for me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (UsCnO)

411 How are they going to blame the newsroom shooting on Trump?
You know they will.

-----------

Baltimore was a peaceful city until Trump's dangerous rhetoric.

- that will be a tough sell even for the libs, but might as well try

Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (sX1BW)

412 Enter Sandman - too melodic. Gotta go back to Ride the Lightning for the proper effect.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (eSAWM)

413 Fox news saying Sheriff is saying shooter apprehended

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (pHfeF)

414 412 Enter Sandman - too melodic. Gotta go back to Ride the Lightning for the proper effect.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (eSAWM)

Bathtub Shitter would be the best thing in this situation.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (WDCYi)

415 It is too early to speculate but it was probably a trump supporter using an ar 15. Here is a Facebook page of a trump supporter with the same name. Here is where he lives and works. But we can't speculate

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (wdmm9)

416 I told everyone with a Trump win the Left would again try the embrace the constitution tactic (as if they care) but only any amendment they desire at that moment. And of course it would only pertain to Them.

Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (dPd5y)

417 *Kicks Sand in Bander's Face*


#threemonths

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

418 I was reading about real Honey Badgers. Despite the cute name, they are nasty pieces of work. Ugly as hell too.
You pretty much have to put a bullet straight in their head to kill them.
The bullet will bounce off any other part of their body.

Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (y8Foj)

419 radio station WMAL"

Studio and offices are in DC, so no.

Building in question is a generic professional building across the street from Annapolis Mall, so who knows at this point...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (7LY+6)

420
Just throw bars of soap at them.
They'll leave.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (hDNQh)


If you spook them like that you might start a stampede.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (10vO4)

421 "How Elective Office Works"

by Kamala Harris

Step 1: Blow Willie Brown.
Step 2: Collect your office door prize.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (GXOTw)

422 My pillow, on the other hand, was less agreeable.

Posted by: Zombie Antonin Scalia at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (eSAWM)

423
The first headline I saw about that just said "'Get Out of My Vagina!' Whoopi Rages at McCain"

I was thinking John, and that was definitely an image I DID NOT NEED.

Posted by: DNC


YOU GOT YOUR TUMOR IN MY COOTER!!

Posted by: Whoopi Cushion at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (IqV8l)

424 395 There are certain people who can run a rally like this and actually get energy from doing so - Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are examples. Many other people would have their energy drained by doing so - Hillary Clinton is an example."

It's the extrovert/introvert paradigm. Extreme extroverts pull energy from the people around them, and from being the center of attention. Most (but not all) successful live performers are this type.

Introverts, on the other hand (and I'll be most of us here fit that category) feel their energy being drained by the people around them, and so minimize physical interaction.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (k1TUh)

425 401
How are they going to blame the newsroom shooting on Trump?

You know they will.

Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (y8Foj)

They already are.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (5jVnA)

426 That list Barnes has was likely created by Barnes.

It is probably 5 of the top 7 or 8 possibilities though. Those are among the strongest possibilities.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (wGbBR)

427 Daily Mail claims police have confirmed the casualty status and count.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (37IEG)

428 Daily Mail is where its at - serious news items sandwiched between some fluff piece about someone's perky ass.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (a0IVu)

429 417 #threemonths
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

"Dianabol delivery for Mr. Snatch?"

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (WDCYi)

430 Bathtub Shitter would be the best thing in this situation.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (WDCYi)

Drowning Pool - Bodies

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (+087i)

431 Enter Sandman - too melodic. Gotta go back to Ride the Lightning for the proper effect.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (eSAWM)

Battery!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (xPJvm)

432 Fox news saying Sheriff is saying shooter apprehended
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (pHfeF)

Okay, Shep. Let the speculation begin!

Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (y8Foj)

433 Jefe El Donaldo - doing the job other presidents wouldn't do.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (HgMAr)

434 "Enter Sandman - too melodic. "

Black Sabbath, Electric Funeral.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (GXOTw)

435 Now they're saying it wasn't in a newsroom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

436 Super Elite is funny just because of the sputtering it will cause in the vain media and NeverTrump types.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's Wig at the Outrage Outlet! at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

437 412 Enter Sandman - too melodic. Gotta go back to Ride the Lightning for the proper effect.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (eSAWM)


Take off the gloves. Cue up the Yoko Ono retrospective.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (hDNQh)

438 Comedians when asked why they don't go after leftists said "Because they do not have senses of humor and can't take a joke."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious


Q: How many feminists doe it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Posted by: Just the straightline at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (fxSUI)

439
Baltimore was a peaceful city until Trump's dangerous rhetoric.

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The Roof Koreans - Baltimore Brigade may have an opinion on that.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (/TNyL)

440 You know, from the mouth of orange babes comes kernels of truth.

the elites are idiots. Most of them haven't had an original thought in their entire lives. Most of them can DO very little. Is there a single one of those idiots that ever turned a wrench, or fixed anything, in their entire miserable lives?

Most of them just repeat things other people told them to say.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (fftfA)

441 The left comparison between abortion and the 2nd amendment is the most laughable of all.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (LiyEm)

442 The one thing new, besides Super Elite, is Trump doing the Green Acres Zha Zha 'Darling' thing. He did it a couple of times.

Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (2LelM)

443 430. Yep. Here's a nice vidya for that one:

https://youtu.be/0kdC601wt_4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (fA1SL)

444 I live in Maryland and have to admit - never heard of this newspaper before.

My first guess is a disgruntled employee.



Posted by: William Eaton at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (MuTTO)

445 Introverts, on the other hand (and I'll be most of us here fit that category) feel their energy being drained by the people around them, and so minimize physical interaction.


Human interaction is best attempted in ascii, in little grey boxes, with humans identifed only by noms de guerre.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fuK7c)

446 427 Daily Mail claims police have confirmed the casualty status and count.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (37IEG)


How is it that a Brit newspaper has all of this info, and the American MSM isn't sure what day it is?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (hDNQh)

447 They already are.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (5jVnA)

He's been putting the hate on the media, so it must be his fault.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (y8Foj)

448 Any bets on how long the FBI was investigating the Balt shooter before today?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (r9UYA)

449 "Enter Sandman - too melodic. "

Black Sabbath, Electric Funeral.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (GXOTw)


Lucretia My Reflection by Sisters of Mercy

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's Wig at the Outrage Outlet! at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (hLRSq)

450 'Multiple' deaths, suspect caught after reports of shots fired outside Maryland newspaper office, sheriff says

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Fox News

https://fxn.ws/2tLTD8l

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (+y/Ru)

451 It is too early to speculate but it was probably a trump supporter using an ar 15. Here is a Facebook page of a trump supporter with the same name. Here is where he lives and works. But we can't speculate
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (wdmm9)


reports are that it was a shotgun

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fceHP)

452 Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: That's not funny.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fftfA)

453 He really needs to be on scene to give us lots of breathless play-by-play.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

LOL! Well, Shep is so macho and all! Has his mascara started running yet? Panties in a twist?

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (oiNtH)

454 How is it that a Brit newspaper has all of this info, and the American MSM isn't sure what day it is?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (hDNQh)
They are too busy hating on Trump..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

455 You know, from the mouth of orange babes comes kernels of truth.

the elites are idiots. Most of them haven't had an original thought in their entire lives. Most of them can DO very little. Is there a single one of those idiots that ever turned a wrench, or fixed anything, in their entire miserable lives?

Most of them just repeat things other people told them to say.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (fftfA)

Connections are everything.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (y8Foj)

456 >> #threemonths


Depending on the Barista...more like #threeminutes.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (KJRtZ)

457 452 Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: That's not funny.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fftfA)

Correction :

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A : GET OUT OF MY VAGINA!!!!!

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (WDCYi)

458
How is it that a Brit newspaper has all of this info, and the American MSM isn't sure what day it is?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (hDNQh)


too busy trying to bring Trump down

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (fceHP)

459 Pantera, Fvcking Hostile.

Posted by: Bosk at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (fjMEv)

460 "Well Jim, we heard it was actually Donald Trump's son Barron. Can you confirm that?"

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (37IEG)

461
So it was outside. All bets are off then.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (r+sAi)

462 reports are that it was a shotgun
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fceHP)

Joe Biden off his meds?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (y8Foj)

463 > How is it that a Brit newspaper has all of this info, and the American MSM isn't sure what day it is?


Too early to call, but the smart money says it was another flipped-out Bernie Bro or follower of the Religion of Peace, and the U.S. media will try to bury the story.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (GXOTw)

464 Honey Badger, the funniest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (pw+jk)

465 Right on cue a mass shooting... Trumps hateful rhetoric to blame... Oh it's the Dems with the hateful rhetoric

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (O2RFr)

466 Human interaction is best attempted in ascii, in little grey boxes, with humans identifed only by noms de guerre.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fuK7c)

===========================ASCII? I'm the True Blue Super Elite!

Posted by: EBCDIC at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (Pqytn)

467 so is it at a medical center or a newspaper?

Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (dPd5y)

468 Annapolis and Anne Arundle County are the one place where it is GOP enough to be likely in the People's Republic of Maryland....
Hate to be the one to make this point, but the media was all but saying "take to the streets!" the last 36 hours....
maybe someone took them up on it.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (SzZnW)

469 How is it that a Brit newspaper has all of this info,"

'cause they thought it was a newspaper, and not what it is - a toss away freebie.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (7LY+6)

470 "I live in Maryland and have to admit - never heard of this newspaper before.

My first guess is a disgruntled employee.

Posted by: William Eaton"


It's a small paper fpr the Annapolis area. Good coverage for Anne Arundel county high school sports.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (OD2ni)

471
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A : GET OUT OF MY VAGINA!!!!!
Posted by: Hikaru

who needs to screw a bulb?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (FZYNt)

472 If it's a shotgun the weirdo's are finally realizing what they're used for.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (37IEG)

473 I hate to sound like one of his commercials, but his pillows do what he says they do for me.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (UsCnO)

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I do not know many people that have one, but those who do claim similar outcomes.

I just can't help but wonder, "How much of the stuffing is made out of his moustache?"

Posted by: reason at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (kZVsz)

474 Nah, they gave 'elite' a bad name. I'll stick with "just an average American." ...with a hell of a lot of bug bites. I'll miss that about CA.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (OJ/jL)

475 >>He really needs to be on scene to give us lots of breathless play-by-play.





Posted by: Jane D'oh

Perhaps even validate if the shooter is using a barrel choke or not.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (r9UYA)

476
If we are super-elite, do we wear our underpants outside our clothes then?

Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:49 PM (Z5y53)







It saves on laundry bills.

Posted by: Prince George, git at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (XWkhW)

477 How is it that a Brit newspaper has all of this info, and the American MSM isn't sure what day it is?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (hDNQh)


Our media is focused on important things, like Russia! Stormy Daniels! and PDT raping and killing children on the border.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

478 My guess on this shooting
A Leftist so will be declared a nut job
Got weapons illegally
Had a background that police or other officials had notice of
Will go down the rabbit hole within a week.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (pHfeF)

479 463 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (GXOTw)

It could be, my EUtopian friends say you can only get honest reporting on EUrope here....and they report honestly on America.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (SzZnW)

480 459 How about this one.Yesterday Don't Mean Shit
RIP Vinnie Paul

https://youtu.be/zIhgMIlFuGU

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

481 Unfortunately a human being is all up in your vagina . It's that person we are concerned about. Not what you do with your vagina.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (dJdQf)

482
reports are that it was a shotgun

----
It will morph into a high-capacity , semi-automatic assault shotgun by 6 pm.

By 6:30 it will have " the thing that goes up".

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (/TNyL)

483 How is it that a Brit newspaper has all of this info, and the American MSM isn't sure what day it is?"

Well to be fair the American MSM isn't allowed to print it unless they see it on Twitter or Facebook first.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (k1TUh)

484 so is it at a medical center or a newspaper?"

If it's where I think it is, it's (redundant, I know) a professional building across from one the mall entrances.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (7LY+6)

485 Pantera, Fvcking Hostile.

Posted by: Bosk at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (fjMEv)

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The Business, Suburban Rebels

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (AzW6q)

486 'cause they thought it was a newspaper, and not what it is - a toss away freebie.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (7LY+6)

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Words hurt sometimes, you know?

Posted by: The GreenSheet at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (kZVsz)

487 And little David Hogg just had the second erection of his life.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (37IEG)

488 reports are that it was a shotgun

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fceHP)


*nods in approval*

Posted by: Creepy Joe Biden at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (5jVnA)

489 355 They specifically blared Metallica's "Enter Sandman," a song about nightmares and lack of sleep."

Sweet.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)


"Hippie Killer" by Suicidal Tendencies would be my suggestion.

Posted by: antisocial super-elite beatnik at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (NL6wI)

490 Shep hasn't yet told us if the weapon used had the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

491 I mean, if these hosebeast feminists want people out of their vagina, it's very simple.

We drop some scorpions inside to guard it, then we sew it shut with high-test fishing line.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (WDCYi)

492 Fuck!! Vinnie Paul died?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (AzW6q)

493
Well to be fair the American MSM isn't allowed to print it unless they see it on Twitter or Facebook first.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (k1TUh)

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What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: unnamed source within the Republican party at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (kZVsz)

494 so is it at a medical center or a newspaper?"

If it's where I think it is, it's (redundant, I know) a professional building across from one the mall entrances.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (7LY+6)

I think it's has several medical offices in that building as well.

Posted by: spypeach at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (z7CH9)

495 Nood

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (I16G8)

496 Meanwhile, there have been 5 people shot and killed in Chicago so far this week, and 44 so far this month.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (hDNQh)

497 Y'all know the drill. If it's a white guy that can even vaguely be associated with Trump, wall to wall for the next week. If it's a person of vibrancy and it has possible gang aspects, memory hole by end of business day tomorrow.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (AM1GF)

498 And little David Hogg just had the second erection of his life.


Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (37IEG)


He's on his three-speed pedaling furiously for Maryland as I type.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (ptqGC)

499 I got a MyPillow once. Used it for a few days.

My neck was f*cked up for a month afterwards.

Now I use it as a chair cushion.

Oh well.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (BRvh1)

500

I will say Capitol Gazette is pretty good actually reporting on shooting at or near their site. No slackers there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (r+sAi)

501 Shep hasn't yet told us if the weapon used had the thing that goes up.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

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It definitely had a thing in the butt that tells time.

Posted by: Shep! at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (kZVsz)

502 Police were called to an active shooter in the 800 block of Bestgate Road, in Annapolis, Maryland

Cops say four people were killed and at least 20 were injured in the shooting

John McNamara, who has worked for the Gazette, has been confirmed among the shooting victim


this was from the DailyMail piece, so it says guy that worked for Gazette confirmed shot

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (fceHP)

503 And little David Hogg just had the second erection of his life.
Posted by: Damnedyankee


Stand down Hogg. Stand down.
They used a Joe Biden approved shotgun.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (FxM6p)

504 Screeching Weasel, Nicaragua...

We hate your politics, we hate your politics, we hate the way you smell!!! Oi! Oi! Oi!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (AzW6q)

505 Check and see if it has clips that hold calibers. Pretty sure it will probably be one of those high capacity caliber things.

It might also have the chainsaw bayonet.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (37IEG)

506 this is one of the tweets that went out


Anthony Messenger
@amesscapgaz
Active shooter 888 Bestgate please help us

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:43 PM (fceHP)

507 VIOLENCE HAS ARRIVED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFvARpc23Yw

Posted by: GWAR at June 28, 2018 03:43 PM (KJRtZ)

508 It's time, folks. Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2018 03:43 PM (ctuyM)

509 Introverts, on the other hand (and I'll be most of
us here fit that category) feel their energy being drained by the people
around them, and so minimize physical interaction.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (k1TUh)

That makes sense. I prefer intimate groups.

(No, not that kind.)

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 28, 2018 03:43 PM (iTpm7)

510 4 dead, 2O shot (unconfirmed)

https://dailym.ai/2Ku7pnr

I'm getting a religion of peace vibe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 03:44 PM (+y/Ru)

511

NOOD

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:44 PM (fceHP)

512 Any bets on how long the FBI was investigating the Balt shooter before today?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (r9UYA)
..........

Was I supposed to check the crime tip hotline messages every goddam day? Excuse me, I've got to finish this text to my mistress.

Posted by: FBI Special Agent 5 at June 28, 2018 03:44 PM (HgMAr)

513 364 AltonJackson

Not the glass enclosed nerve-center of traffic and weather on the 8s!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 28, 2018 03:45 PM (hyuyC)

514 Its probably a black shotgun with scary attachments and a pistol grip.

Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)

515
got a MyPillow once. Used it for a few days.

My neck was f*cked up for a month afterwards.



Next time I see him inside my bathroom vanity I'll let hin know.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2018 03:46 PM (10vO4)

516 485
Pantera, Fvcking Hostile.



Posted by: Bosk at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (fjMEv)

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The Business, Suburban Rebels


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (AzW6q)

The Cuban/Chinese noise weapon or that distrubing shit the Russians used to pump across the border to drown out the beckoning call of freedom.

Posted by: Creepy Joe Biden at June 28, 2018 03:46 PM (5jVnA)

517 I go one better on the Pantera.
Great Southern Trendkill.

Posted by: Lowfibass at June 28, 2018 03:49 PM (BrqlK)

518 > It saves on laundry bills.

Day 1: Wear underwear and pants normally.
Day 2: Turn underwear inside out.
Day 3: Move underwear to outside of pants.
Day 4: Turn pants inside out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:53 PM (GXOTw)

519 @517

Heh. I was thinking, "Suicide Note Pt. 2"

Posted by: antisocial super-elite beatnik at June 28, 2018 03:55 PM (NL6wI)

520 Just call me Soopur Jeenyus.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at June 28, 2018 04:03 PM (EATOD)

521 I'd love to see her take a 6th Grade Civics Exam from 1980 or so.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (KJRtZ)
=======
Well her & other Progtards think we have a Democracy

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 28, 2018 04:14 PM (y3aQB)

522 "Trump always says "we" as compaired to I,I,I,I,I."

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
THIS X 10000 (but with spellcheck)

Posted by: Super Elite Least in ID at June 28, 2018 04:42 PM (EO9H0)

523 Wonder what the over/under is that he was screaming about something wrong and "all the snackbars."

Posted by: Garbone at June 28, 2018 05:54 PM (9dH/8)

524 Maybe I will try out this question to a random left-wing person:
I said in 2011 that Obamacare would be a train wreck. And it was. Here's what he said (point one, two three). Here's what happened that I predicted (point a, b, c).

Now tell me, am I smarter than Obama, or just more honest than Obama?

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