Polls: After Two Weeks of Border "Crisis" Propaganda, Democratic Advantage Down; Three-Quarters of Voters Support Some Form of Incarceration and/or Deportation for Illegal Migrants, Only 21% Support Democrat/RINO Plan of Catch and Release



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1 St

Posted by: Eggo at June 26, 2018 02:39 PM (yv6t0)

2 Firm handshakes.

Posted by: Eggo at June 26, 2018 02:39 PM (yv6t0)

3 Best thing now would be to STFU and hope we forget how insufferable they are.

But, they'd never do that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 26, 2018 02:40 PM (xfb67)

4 Shockingly people want borders and the law enforced.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 26, 2018 02:40 PM (J70i0)

5 This is turning out so well for the idiot media.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at June 26, 2018 02:40 PM (PbH71)

6 They had a stupid protest in LA today, arrested 23 idiots.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (6Ll1u)

7 Release Maxine Waters from her office!

Posted by: SeaBabe at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (zro1A)

8 more evidence of at least 4 dimensions of chess by trump or he's just fucking lucky.

Actually, I take that back. It helps to be right.

Being right, even when you're a dummy rolled around by the tides...it makes you look smart.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (FOPyv)

9 16% not sure?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (zRZaJ)

10 but...who is going to mow my lawn in Pacific Palisades while I am making awesome Netflix content?

Posted by: dealkiller at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (JmQOT)

11 Why, it's almost as if the political class and the media are out of touch. Hmmm.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (/0IRq)

12 Boomerang!

Posted by: Lester at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (LfJIn)

13 I bet the mob violence will bring the Dem advantage back, though!

Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (Z5y53)

14 That's some pretty funny shit right there... and let's see how the polling turns out *after* Crazy Walters' rant from a couple of days ago.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (Gs5TH)

15 I guess folks aren't too happy with the idea of Nuevo Somalerica.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (FOPyv)

16 It's almost like the media is out of touch with the American people. Who would have guessed?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (yACxx)

17 now now don't pounce on this

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 02:42 PM (FOPyv)

18 Tough day for the democrats. Its ain't over.

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 26, 2018 02:42 PM (X6f9+)

19 But Blue Wave!

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 26, 2018 02:42 PM (mk7Bj)

20 I wonder if it's occurred to them that going for all-out open borders maybe wasn't that smart of a plan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 02:42 PM (k1TUh)

21 So much winning!

Posted by: Octopussy at June 26, 2018 02:42 PM (xRwLX)

22 Do you hear us now GOPe?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 26, 2018 02:42 PM (72PAC)

23 Top 100, i read the content.

Posted by: Penfold at June 26, 2018 02:43 PM (Fbt5B)

24 It's no wonder that the left want to import a new citizenry.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 26, 2018 02:43 PM (7ZVPa)

25 The dems need to keep fvcking the gun control and open borders chicken. If they do that there will be a red wave in November.


Watch for a meuller October surprise, they are keeping him in reserve just in case.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 26, 2018 02:43 PM (+Dllb)

26 Coveve

Did I spell that wrong?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 02:43 PM (1lhwM)

27 I wonder what the LeBron James of reporterettes thinks of this.

Posted by: Furious George at June 26, 2018 02:43 PM (9vQJW)

28 time for the Dems to ramp up the volume on claims that Americans who support Trump are ignorant evil racists.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 26, 2018 02:44 PM (KxbBq)

29 >>Three-Quarters of Voters Support Some Form of Incarceration and/or Deportation for Illegal Migrants

Hang on, I feel a turn coming on.

Posted by: The worm at June 26, 2018 02:44 PM (wW03z)

30 Blue wave or red tide this November?

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2018 02:44 PM (a0IVu)

31 now now don't pounce on this

I got this one.

Posted by: The Seizenboner at June 26, 2018 02:44 PM (XkVXQ)

32 so.....trying to formulate policy by parroting the inscription below a statue isn't profound?

Posted by: Dangerous Dick Blumenthal at June 26, 2018 02:44 PM (GYX1g)

33 You know what this means? Those idiots are going to double-down on this issue. Keep it up, losers.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 26, 2018 02:44 PM (MX7xj)

34 What's sad is the 21% who could give a rat's ass about the law and the 16% who are too stupid to have an opinion.

Posted by: rammajamma at June 26, 2018 02:44 PM (AjNMO)

35

I support catch and release of the 18-19 3/4 year old ladies with a BMI < 22 into my custody!

Posted by: Willie Poker, Asshole at June 26, 2018 02:44 PM (UFLLM)

36 I see the Deimoscr@ps are now claiming the children are being forcibly medicated.

Keep yelling and telling the world what you would do, oh super villain wanna-bes who lack Goldfinger's laser.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 26, 2018 02:44 PM (0Ef//)

37 Illegal aliens are not fish.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2018 02:45 PM (HgMAr)

38 And this is why they hate Trump. And Us.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 02:45 PM (y8Foj)

39 31 now now don't pounce on this

I got this one.
Posted by: The Seizenboner

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"hold my beer" - Mr. Overreacher

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 02:45 PM (FOPyv)

40 Paul Ryan is trying to figure out who he's supposed to surrender to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 26, 2018 02:45 PM (VgKNm)

41 And still our "betters" in the GOPe will just consider us as ignorant misguided xenophobes.

Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at June 26, 2018 02:45 PM (oLa9K)

42 What a racist country this is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 26, 2018 02:45 PM (kqsXK)

43 Keep this going. By November it will be 80% in favor of deportation and building a wall.

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 02:45 PM (2LelM)

44 CBS poll...I don't know. I don't trust polls anymore.

I think gallup I grudgingly have some respect for. Anyone knows others that can be trusted?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 02:45 PM (1lhwM)

45 Only 21% favor catch and release? I think "low IQ" Maxine Waters repeatedly spewing sh*t on national TV for the next week or so should be able to get that number down to just around 1%.
Mmm hmm.

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 26, 2018 02:45 PM (Fb9aZ)

46 This November, may the Deimoscr@ps eat a giant Tide Pod.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (0Ef//)

47 Do you hear us now GOPe?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 26, 2018 02:42 PM (72PAC)

LA LA LA LA LA LA *fingers in ears*

Posted by: GOPe at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (HgMAr)

48 Well *I* think incarceration is mean /sarc We should deport immediately, but if they want to make an amnesty claim they have 1 day to make a deposition to be considered when the judges get around to it while they wait in Mexico or their home country.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (eASYU)

49 which is funny because some random globohomo media headline said trump's economic handling of ..,yuhhh.. economics was a record all time low yesterday

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (FOPyv)

50 But everybody LOVES having tatted up gangbangers in their living rooms!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

51 Ryan is huddling with his lobbyists trying to figure out how to sneak in a tax increase to pay for more benefits to illegals.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (7ZVPa)

52 @4


Sadly they will not get either.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (UfMVm)

53 But everyone I know is for catch and release!

Posted by: Pauline Kael at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (/0IRq)

54 "hold my beer" - Mr. Overreacher

They call me the Mr. Reacharounder!

Posted by: Shep! at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (XkVXQ)

55 Here, let me give you some more rope.

Posted by: Handman at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (BqR2k)

56 30 Blue wave or red tide this November?
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My money is on an Orange Tsunami.

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (2LelM)

57 Bigly tremendous news.

GOPe, please pay attention.

Posted by: Deplorable Chick at June 26, 2018 02:47 PM (3KwIi)

58 Did somebody say gang bang?!?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 26, 2018 02:47 PM (kqsXK)

59 But but but they're just looking for a better life... in a hate-filled, gun-toting, racist oligarchy populated by Nazis!!1!

Posted by: weew at June 26, 2018 02:47 PM (EaEMG)

60 There will be a new crisis announcement within hours. Must not let Trump win!!

Posted by: Some Dope at June 26, 2018 02:47 PM (xF3iA)

61 Re: Mueller

That Russian company that he indicted that didn't even exist at the time of the crime he claims occurred?

They are going to eat him for lunch.

Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2018 02:47 PM (Z5y53)

62 Democrats, please keep effing the chicken and calling MS 13 gangbangers innocent children. Please.

Posted by: shibumi at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (AHNMM)

63 22 Do you hear us now GOPe?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 26, 2018 02:42 PM

You*re kidding, right? Those assholes have finally found a hill willing to die on.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (G0qhR)

64
Bubble thinking strikes again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (BWL+E)

65 Wait.
Advocating for illegal immigrants who subvert our immigration process, over the needs of American communities and families isn't a winning political theme?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (VpIIl)

66 (errr, HANGman)

Posted by: Handman at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (BqR2k)

67 Who knew that 75% of America is made up of Nazis?

Posted by: Tommy at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (yEAdf)

68 Does anyone remember Obama being all mad about ATMs taking people's jobs? It still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (2LelM)

69 9 16% not sure?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (zRZaJ)

Drugs. It's all I can think of.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

70 Ryan is huddling with his lobbyists trying to figure out how to sneak in a tax increase to pay for more benefits to illegals.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (7ZVPa)

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Hell no. We don't want any taxes or benefits, just amnesty.

Posted by: The 36 at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (5NMZN)

71 61 Re: Mueller

That Russian company that he indicted that didn't even exist at the time of the crime he claims occurred?

They are going to eat him for lunch.

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I don't know, blogging in the first degree is a serious offence....may preclude the question of existing.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (FOPyv)

72 Somebody give Kevin Costner this poll, then dick-punch him.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (VpIIl)

73 47 Do you hear us now GOPe?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 26, 2018 02:42 PM (72PAC)

LA LA LA LA LA LA *fingers in ears*
Posted by: GOPe at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (HgMAr)


When we collectively have more money than the CoC, then they'll hear us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (VM6ev)

74 8 more evidence of at least 4 dimensions of chess by trump or he's just fucking lucky.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 02:41 PM (FOPyv)

Sometimes "luck" is a skill all on its own.

Napoleon is said to have replied when a new general was praised for his abilities: "That's all very well, but is he lucky."

Very often people make their own luck!

Posted by: Ersatz at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (44PTs)

75 While polling is trash I wouldn't at all be surprised to find that the bulk of America continues in its support of immigration control and opposition to the idea of open borders. Its been a large majority position for a long time now. Why would that change over one week of blatant emotional manipulation?

All that managed to do, I suspect, is pull back in some wavering Democrats who were kind of leaning toward "well maybe he's not as bad as they said," particularly young single women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

76 Remember, there was no way that Trump could flip those swing states. Rachel Madcow said so on election day.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (KxbBq)

77 Idiot: We need to let all the immigrants in illegally.

Me: So you are okay with paying higher taxes? Having less opportunities?

Idiot: Well, uh, ...

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (1lhwM)

78 Sad thing is 16% are totally clueless.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (W4LFA)

79 and/or Deportation for Illegal Migrants

I am very happy to see that the term "illegal migrants" is coming into use. It is more accurate (though a large proportion are invaders more than migrants). Illegals cannot be immigrants. Immigrants are lawfully invited in to try and make America their home. At best - at best - illegals can be migrants.

It's interesting that the Eurotrash press has always called their illegals "migrants". The "illegal immigrants" (and often just "immigrants") bullshit seems to be entirely leftist American (and Vichy-Right American).

I still prefer "illegals" or "illegal aliens" but I can accept "illegal migrants" as we build back to full truth.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (yzbCJ)

80 as long as "we" are removing statues of our history, could we remove that plaque from the base of the Statue of Liberty?

The
plaque came with donations to build the base, whereas the Statue of
Liberty is about lighting the way (toward individual liberty) for the
world.

But now when we try to "impose" our ideals of individual
liberty on the world (Bush Doctrine) ... they scream about cultural
appropriation and white colonialism. They prefer globalism and surrender
of sovereignty, the end of individual liberty.

Don't "give me"
your poor. Keep your poor, enrich them by stopping the commie/supremacist oppression. Light
your own way instead of trying to extinguish our lamp of liberty.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (bT8Z4)

81 Blaster I want Mueller to get so royally and legally PWND by that company, as part of the settlement he has to go work for them wearing a Jester's costume.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (0Ef//)

82 It's kind of disappointing that a SC ruling upholding a basic executive power was only 5-4 but here we are.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (LiyEm)

83 That's going to leave a mark.

Posted by: trippy64 at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (88yVn)

84 The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (BqR2k)

85

Got a random call last night asking if I wanted to buy tickets to the county Dems fundraiser...

I asked if they were gonna cater Tide-Pods and Nose Condoms and have MS-13 illegals serving...

They hung up on me.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 26, 2018 02:50 PM (UFLLM)

86 Re: Mueller



That Russian company that he indicted that didn't even exist at the time of the crime he claims occurred?



They are going to eat him for lunch.

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Phucking Russians interfering in our judicial process now.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 26, 2018 02:50 PM (5NMZN)

87 26 Coveve

Did I spell that wrong?"

Only if you were going for Covfefe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 02:50 PM (k1TUh)

88 Something something digging own grave, do not interfere.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2018 02:50 PM (0tfLf)

89 WHY AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD YOU MIGHT ASK

Posted by: hILLRY o O at June 26, 2018 02:50 PM (HgMAr)

90 They are going to eat him for lunch.

The entire process of charging those Russian companies was a stunt to begin with. Its not illegal to run crappy ads and stupid social media posts in America, even during an election. And even if it was, he cannot charge someone from another country. They were never supposed to respond or show up in court, it was supposed to be just a stunt in front of cameras to show how badass he was and how he was Taking Action.

But they called his bluff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 02:50 PM (39g3+)

91 "Fake News Jim!"

crowd at trump rally singled out Acosta by name, while on air and shouted out his live stand up before the rally.

Fun.

Winning. Not tired yet.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (j5a3r)

92 I don't know, blogging in the first degree is a serious offence....may preclude the question of existing.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (FOPyv)


Could be. They already stole a march on him on service, and will likely do the same on discovery.

Oh, and they filed a brief on Mueller's appointment being unconstitutional, too.

If Mueller's team has to dump the case he might as well just go home.

Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (Z5y53)

93 Re: Mueller



That Russian company that he indicted that didn't even exist at the time of the crime he claims occurred?



They are going to eat him for lunch.

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Phucking Russians interfering in our judicial process now.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 26, 2018 02:50 PM (5NMZN)


The Russians hacked the calendar!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (yzbCJ)

94 i suggest folks read draw and strike and thomas wiktor's twitter feeds.

I wonder if this means trump can (or is aware of) the obama admin's govt contracts for housing 65000 illegal daca kids (while waiting to get each kid aged 4-45 reunited with 4-9 of their closest relatives) and can cancel them. Also, easy mass deportation opportunity, eh?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (FOPyv)

95 76 Well duh,he couldn't but the Russian hackers could.....

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (LiyEm)

96 Damn, I'm tired of all this winning.

Posted by: Matty at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (mENHL)

97 26 Coveve

Did I spell that wrong?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 02:43 PM (1lhwM)


Replace the second "v" with an "f"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (di1hb)

98 I think the Dems need to work on their election slogan. 'We Want You Dead' doesn't really work like they thought it would. Who knew?

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (2LelM)

99 My official policy is constitutional permitted unlimited immigration into my butt.

Please!

Posted by: Ali Watkins - bent over a table at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (DjMN3)

100 The Democrats' meme of the day is to cite the poem on the Statue of Liberty as if it was part of the Constitution.

So, we base immigration policy on poems now?

The Bomblies

by Edward Lear

They flew to kill in a plane, they did,
In a plane they flew to kill:
Because of what their imams say,
On a September morn, on a balmy day,
In a plane they flew to kill!

And when the immigrants seized the wheel,
And passengers cried, ‘This can't be real.’
They called aloud, "Our God is great!
We despise your nation! We're filled with hate!
With a plane we’ll kill you all!’

Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Bomblies arise;
Let's close the door, and keep them out,
Anything else is unwise.

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (c+2jX)

101 32 so.....trying to formulate policy by parroting the inscription below a statue isn't profound?
Posted by: Dangerous Dick Blumenthal at June 26, 2018 02:44 PM (GYX1g)
________________

He's right! The Emma Lazarus poem is on a bronze plaque, and the U.S. Constitution is only on paper, and everybody knows that bronze beats paper, just like everybody knows that rock beats scissors!

Whadda you people, a buncha morons or sumtin'?

Posted by: George Costanza at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (fqUgw)

102 How stupid do you have to be to vote for Maxine Waters? Her district went from poor Black to poor Hispanic during her tenure.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (6Ll1u)

103 "Phucking Russians interfering in our judicial process now.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 26, 2018 02:50 PM (5NMZN)

The Russians hacked the calendar!!"

well, according to mueller talking to a lawyer or a witness is obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (FOPyv)

104 If we do see a red wave, then the left will:

a. do some soul-searching and rethink their values
b. realize they are the ideological and political minority and behave accordingly
c. declare that voting is useless and the only way to bring about the change they seek is through violence

I don't know about you guys, but for once I'll see a red victory as a reason to top off the ol' ammo can.

Posted by: weew at June 26, 2018 02:52 PM (EaEMG)

105 Coveve, covfefe
sack of potatoes, slab of meat

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2018 02:52 PM (HgMAr)

106 93 I wonder if Andy Mccarthy has a column about this clusterfuck....

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2018 02:52 PM (LiyEm)

107 I was semi-suspicious of the true sentiment when during the peak emotional and hysterical tsunami of last week that none of the media organizations released any quick polling on the matter.

They saw this wasn't going there way and now, one week later, CBS is the only one (perhaps reluctantly) releasing public opinion and sentiment on this?

Very telling and still have hope for the Republic after enduring that media crap-fest.

Posted by: theATL at June 26, 2018 02:52 PM (yFgwo)

108 I asked if they were gonna cater Tide-Pods and Nose Condoms and have MS-13 illegals serving...

They hung up on me.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 26, 2018 02:50 PM (UFLLM)

Ha!

You didn't, did you?
I don't even know what nose condoms are. I missed that trend.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 02:52 PM (1lhwM)

109 Blaster I want Mueller to get so royally and legally PWND by that company, as part of the settlement he has to go work for them wearing a Jester's costume.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 26, 2018 02:49 PM (0Ef//)


I don't think they'll be that nice....

Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2018 02:52 PM (Z5y53)

110 90
They are going to eat him for lunch.



The entire process of charging those Russian companies was a stunt
to begin with. Its not illegal to run crappy ads and stupid social
media posts in America, even during an election. And even if it was, he
cannot charge someone from another country. They were never supposed
to respond or show up in court, it was supposed to be just a stunt in
front of cameras to show how badass he was and how he was Taking Action.



But they called his bluff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 02:50 PM (39g3+)


I'll bet someone who knows this called them and told them.

Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2018 02:53 PM (BqR2k)

111 Got a random call last night asking if I wanted to buy tickets to the county Dems fundraiser...

I asked if they were gonna cater Tide-Pods and Nose Condoms and have MS-13 illegals serving...

They hung up on me.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits


LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2018 02:53 PM (W4LFA)

112 Kate Upton signed on to a meal delivery service, you know those overpriced box of ingredients you cook yourself according to their directions. Sadly, she does not show up in just an apron to cook it for you, so sales won't be like they might.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 02:53 PM (39g3+)

113 If you believe the latest gallup party affiliation poll and think enthusiasm is about equal (as this poll says), then they're oversampling dems by about 3%.

Posted by: lymond at June 26, 2018 02:53 PM (Jvjtu)

114 81 Blaster I want Mueller to get so royally and legally PWND by that company, as part of the settlement he has to go work for them wearing a Jester's costume.
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Maybe he could become a Sign Tosser in front of the 9th Circus Court? Steady job and all.

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 02:53 PM (2LelM)

115 Drugs. It's all I can think of.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM

It is people who don't want to be fired, have their car keyed, heckled out of resturants, their children threatened, or homes burglarized or dead dogs thrown in their yard. They will vote however.

Posted by: Lester at June 26, 2018 02:53 PM (LfJIn)

116 104 If we do see a red wave, then the left will:

a. do some soul-searching and rethink their values
b. realize they are the ideological and political minority and behave accordingly
c. declare that voting is useless and the only way to bring about the change they seek is through violence

I don't know about you guys, but for once I'll see a red victory as a reason to top off the ol' ammo can.
Posted by: weew at June 26, 2018 02:52 PM (EaEMG)

More people on the middle will do some combination of a and b, perhaps giving the oh so evil 'other side' a look for once.

But that's not what everyone will see. The violence will be increased to the extreme, and it will all be blamed on Trump and his evil supporters.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 26, 2018 02:54 PM (72PAC)

117 Apparently, the Russians stole Ace's time machine.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 26, 2018 02:54 PM (7ZVPa)

118 Ryan is huddling with his lobbyists trying to figure out how to sneak in a tax increase to pay for more benefits to illegals.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 26, 2018 02:46 PM (7ZVPa)

We don't raise taxes, we cut benefits to citizens.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 26, 2018 02:54 PM (J70i0)

119 It's worse than we thought... you don't just need to worry about Dems adulterating your milkshake anymore. They're adulterating their handshakes too...

Apologies if anyone already linked this.

https://tinyurl.com/ycno6w3f

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2018 02:54 PM (AzW6q)

120 MORE COWBELL!!!




Where the Left's definition of cowbell = NAZIs!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2018 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

121 well, according to mueller talking to a lawyer or a witness is obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (FOPyv)


By Mueller's Law, all testifying witnesses for the losing side of a case can be charged with obstruction and perjury.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 26, 2018 02:54 PM (yzbCJ)

122 How stupid do you have to be to vote for Maxine Waters? Her district went from poor Black to poor Hispanic during her tenure.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


When does her district decide they want a chica instead of a ho?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2018 02:54 PM (W4LFA)

123 Democrat over sample over/under = +9% points.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (pw+jk)

124 But Blue Wave!

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 26, 2018 02:42 PM (mk7Bj)


The Blue Wave buh-bye to the voters.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (RHEDC)

125 Coveve, covfefe
sack of potatoes, slab of meat
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2018 02:52 PM (HgMAr)


Thank you. I can't believe auto-cucumber doesn't have it. I need to practice spelling it. Covfefe. Covfefe, Covfefe, Covfefe. Covfefe. 2 Scoops!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (1lhwM)

126 Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (c+2jX)
__________________

Get it put on a plaque, man, then it'll be official! It should be a tough type of metal plaque, so nobody can say it's not more valid that the U.S. Constitution or federal laws, which are only written on wimpy paper!

Posted by: The aptly named Dick Blumenthal at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (fqUgw)

127 You know, people like a strong horse and if this poll holds up and the GOP--despite themselves--manages to increase their lead in both houses this November, at some point, people on BOTH sides are going to have to get a grip and start to WORK with Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (y8Foj)

128 Kate Upton signed on to a meal delivery service, you know those overpriced box of ingredients you cook yourself according to their directions. Sadly, she does not show up in just an apron to cook it for you, so sales won't be like they might.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June




she does not show up wearing only an apron, but she does show up wearing only a feed bag.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (MTjB1)

129 Well we are a nation of racists, so there's that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (Tiyyy)

130 Willowed:

560
Sigh. The lovely Trish Regan is flaming about asshole Jim Acosta being
heckled at the Trump rally in SC. She is looking quite lovely in her
orange top.
She says Jim Acosta was 'trying to doing his job', and civility must be restored.
While I agree with that sentiment, the new rules that are being forced upon us will not be liked.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (8iiMU)

131 Jesus, it seems as the last 20 years or so has become a bad nightmare turned into a dream with Kate Upton serving me pina coladas nude on the beach.

Posted by: Bosk at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (fjMEv)

132 So Democrats are describing three quarters of the country as 'racist'?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (LISuA)

133 That is truly terrifying...

Maxine goes all Charo to keep the seat. Maxine with a Latin beat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (0Ef//)

134 Shhhh!, don't tell them.

Posted by: DaveA at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (FhXTo)

135 Here's a deal. If Tim Kaine loses his re-election bid in VA, how about we all drive to Lexington to celebrate at the Red Hen. Who's game?

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (2LelM)

136 she does not show up wearing only an apron, but she does show up wearing only a feed bag.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (MTjB1)


That's hot.

Posted by: John Kerry at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (BqR2k)

137 Did the dems hire Wile E. Coyote as their new strategist?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (aVYsC)

138 she does not show up wearing only an apron, but she does show up wearing only a feed bag.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (MTjB1)

Wait, is this a thing people like? I can wear a feed bag.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (72PAC)

139 How crazy is it that wanting the country to follow its own laws makes us evil...wrong...heartless...whatever.

Such an upside down world.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 02:57 PM (1lhwM)

140 Here's a deal. If Tim Kaine loses his re-election bid in VA, how about we all drive to Lexington to celebrate at the Red Hen. Who's game?
Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (2LelM)

I volunteer to overflow the toilet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2018 02:57 PM (Lg2h/)

141 Does anyone remember Obama being all mad about ATMs taking people's jobs? It still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (2LelM)
...........

Stupid ass just could never remember his PIN

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2018 02:57 PM (HgMAr)

142 CBS poll...I don't know. I don't trust polls anymore.



I think gallup I grudgingly have some respect for. Anyone knows others that can be trusted?


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 02:45 PM

---

Rasmussen can be trusted.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 26, 2018 02:57 PM (+Dllb)

143 Can we get a poll on how people view having their taxes increased?
I bet that is also a winner for the fascist democrat party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 02:57 PM (pw+jk)

144 She says Jim Acosta was 'trying to doing his job', and civility must be restored.
=========
Reporters want civility restored AFTER a reporters live stand up gets ruined.

When a (R)congressman gets shot, or a (R) senator gets attacked in his own yard, not so much. All reporters are oxygen thieves.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2018 02:57 PM (MEITI)

145 So Democrats are describing three quarters of the country as 'racist'?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (LISuA)


It worked for John Murtha in his district.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 26, 2018 02:58 PM (yzbCJ)

146 >>Do you hear us now GOPe?


"Bye, Felicia"
*moseys over the K Street for a cushy lobbying gig*

--- GOPe

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2018 02:58 PM (W+vEI)

147 132 So Democrats are describing three quarters of the country as 'racist'?
Posted by: Huck Follywood


???

Where's you get that?

Democrats are saying the ALL of America is racist. Not just 3/4. The United States is the physical embodiment of racism. They say this all the time. This nation must be completely destroyed for peace and justice to finally reign on Earth.

Seriously. Leftists just come right out and say that all the time.

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2018 02:58 PM (c+2jX)

148 101
32 so.....trying to formulate policy by parroting the inscription below a statue isn't profound?

Posted by: Dangerous Dick Blumenthal at June 26, 2018 02:44 PM (GYX1g)

________________



He's right! The Emma Lazarus poem is on a bronze plaque, and the
U.S. Constitution is only on paper, and everybody knows that bronze
beats paper, just like everybody knows that rock beats scissors!



Whadda you people, a buncha morons or sumtin'?

Posted by: George Costanza at June 26, 2018 02:51 PM (fqUgw)


Yeah but fire smelts bronze and water beats fire and spock beats lizard and lizard pees on fire

Yeargh!!!!!!

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at June 26, 2018 02:58 PM (ymnmz)

149 Outstanding job, media.
Go with another two weeks of "baby jail" agitprop and most poll respondents will be for shooting all illegal aliens on sight.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at June 26, 2018 02:58 PM (UFgOG)

150 But that's not what everyone will see. The violence will be increased to the extreme, and it will all be blamed on Trump and his evil supporters.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 26, 2018 02:54 PM (72PAC)

Yes, but if there IS a Red Tsunami, the pool of voters buying that bullshit would have shrunk....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 02:58 PM (y8Foj)

151 3/4 sounds like more than 51%. I am no mathematician...

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at June 26, 2018 02:58 PM (vfUFA)

152 October: 90% support immediate executions at the border.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2018 02:58 PM (4ErVI)

153 Wow, we'll I guess that will get memory holed from CNN pretty quick

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (+087i)

154 I guess it's nice to know that the illiterate can always get a job on the Supreme Court...

Posted by: Jim in KC at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (xB36Z)

155 For all the caterwauling from the left immigration/the wall are winning issues for President Trump.


So much winning; I feel faint.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (0OmEj)

156 No Vacancy, Cholo.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (WDCYi)

157 Hillary's World Wide Whining tour has accomplished nothing--not a single heart, nor a single mind has become more favourably inclined to her. Yet she persists.

Non-stop media hysteria has accomplished nothing except increase derision and contempt against them. Yet they persist.

Virtua-signalling by businesses and participation in attacks against conservatives does nothing but damage their stock. Yet they persist.

Odd that.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (nBr1j)

158 This frustrates me.

Why aren't we 50 points ahead, I might ask.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (vDqXW)

159 Does anyone remember Obama being all mad about ATMs taking people's jobs? It still makes me laugh.



Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (2LelM)

It sounds like the kind of insight that occurs in a college dorm room filled with bong smoke.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (iTpm7)

160 >>So Democrats are describing three quarters of the country as 'racist'?


No, that's so pre-2016.
They've moved on to "white nationalist" and "Nazi."

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (W+vEI)

161

EM GRUYERE FOADDY-FI!!!

~sticks out tongue~

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (mPeei)

162 Stupid ass just could never remember his PIN
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2018 02:57 PM (HgMAr)


And Slow Joe wanted the *number* of a website.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (T71PA)

163 Fuck off Jamie.

Posted by: Tracy Ullman at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (1lhwM)

164 "Release the family with a court date to show up for later."

Seriously? The Wimpy version of how to pay for a hamburger? I would LOVE to see the actual data on how many of these folks actually show up for their appointed court date.

Posted by: red speck at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (6Krd7)

165 She says Jim Acosta was 'trying to doing his job',

And the crowd knows that. His "job" is to vomit out Democrat talking points. They're just reminding him they're on to him.

and civility must be restored.

Tell that to Steve Scalise, bitch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (kqsXK)

166 Yeah.. but those 21% of people are all that matters to the Dems..

And, anyway.. they are a very reliable voting block! How do ya think Hillary won the presidency???

You right ring nutjobs are really morons, aren't ya?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (so+oy)

167 If Republicans would just get onboard, Democrats would be destroyed on this issue.

Posted by: Pede at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (uc45P)

168 She says Jim Acosta was 'trying to doing his job', and civility must be restored.
While I agree with that sentiment, the new rules that are being forced upon us will not be liked.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (8iiMU)

====
When Acosta starts actually reporting and not propagandizing for the hardcore left, maybe. But not until he shows some contrition.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (pw+jk)

169 Sigh. The lovely Trish Regan is flaming about asshole Jim Acosta being

heckled at the Trump rally in SC. She is looking quite lovely in her

orange top. She says Jim Acosta was 'trying to doing his job', and civility must be restored.
While I agree with that sentiment, the new rules that are being forced upon us will not be liked.
-------

Yeah. Just we what we need. We need to be MORE civil. I mean, decades of civility got us Lena Dunham, Ron Perlman, and Peter Fonda.

Maybe, if we're just a little more civil, Jim Acosta can start flinging feces at Sarah Sanders during press briefings.

If we're even just a little more civil than that, perhaps the Democrats can put on some nifty armbands, start raiding libraries, and burning Trump books at torchlight parades.


I, for one, just love what all this civility has gotten us, thus far...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (AzW6q)

170 152 October: 90% support immediate executions at the border.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2018 02:58 PM (4ErVI)

We'd run out of pudding.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (72PAC)

171 Jim Acosta is a troll,not a reporter.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (LiyEm)

172 560
Sigh. The lovely Trish Regan is flaming about asshole Jim Acosta being
heckled at the Trump rally in SC. She is looking quite lovely in her
orange top.
She says Jim Acosta was 'trying to doing his job', and civility must be restored.
While I agree with that sentiment, the new rules that are being forced upon us will not be liked.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 26, 2018 02:55 PM (8iiMU)
............

What I get out of this is Trish was looking quite lovely in her orange top.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (HgMAr)

173 >>Does anyone remember Obama being all mad about ATMs taking people's jobs? It still makes me laugh.



Also, winter weather. And the holidays. And something else preventing "Recovery Summer" every dang summer...

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (W+vEI)

174 4% is zilch.

Expecially if you get a few R Senate candidates out there pretending to be in favor of controlling the border.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (oVJmc)

175 That's okay, Joey Bidet couldn't even remember his own life so he stole someone else's.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (0Ef//)

176 That poll is bullshit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (4dbPD)

177 If you can't beat 'em, trick 'em into doing your work for you.

Trump is like Bugs and the media is like Daffy. He's tricked them into saying "Shoot me now! Shoot me now!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (/qEW2)

178 But let's keep the ghey sous-chefs and waiters voting to deny those Nazis food service.

Because it's who they are. The deniers.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (REoyH)

179 Ellison compared the decision ( The travel Ban) to Dred Scott v. Sandford, that ruled slaves had no standing to sue in federal court.

This cock is as crazy as waters

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (Lg2h/)

180 135 Here's a deal. If Tim Kaine loses his re-election bid in VA, how about we all drive to Lexington to celebrate at the Red Hen. Who's game?
Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (2LelM)

I cannot believe the horde has not visited that hoary establishment to express their undying love, and pee on the walls.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (7UW64)

181 Does anyone remember Obama being all mad about ATMs taking people's jobs? It still makes me laugh.



Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 02:48 PM (2LelM)


---

He also bitched about liability insurance not replacing his car after he wrecked it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (+Dllb)

182 "Release the family with a court date to show up for later."

Seriously? The Wimpy version of how to pay for a hamburger? I would LOVE to see the actual data on how many of these folks actually show up for their appointed court date.
Posted by: red speck


0.001

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (W4LFA)

183 "I still prefer "illegals" or "illegal aliens" but I can accept "illegal migrants" as we build back to full truth.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
or "foreign nationals" who came illegally
they are not "undocumented", as if they are just waiting to be made legal. They are documented in their home country, and should be sent back since they avoided our legal process of arriving. Not bringing those papers to the point of entry makes them deceptive, law breakers, thieves avoiding our orders so they can take what is not offered legally.

Illegal alien states that more clearly. "Migrant" indicates they are adrift, no home. (nomad) Alien shows they don't belong here, but have infiltrated. danger danger Will Robinson.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (bT8Z4)

184 Well shep is on...off to FOX Business

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (Lg2h/)

185 When a (R)congressman gets shot, or a (R) senator
gets attacked in his own yard, not so much. All reporters are oxygen
thieves.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2018 02:57 PM (MEITI)

Yep.
Not so nice when the shoe is on the other foot, bitches.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (8iiMU)

186 Every illegal alien that crosses into our country comes as a criminal ipso facto. Nearly all then proceed to violate other laws by stealing IDs, lying about their status to get a job, taking advantage of social welfare programs not intended for criminal interlopers and so forth. Most do not engage in serious felonies such as murder, but the lesser crimes are enough to brand them as criminals. This is almost certainly the only nation in the world that lets people just walk in without serious consequences, ranging from immediate expulsion to death.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 26, 2018 03:02 PM (md3fh)

187 The left is imploding right before our eyes. Moar winning pleeze. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it in my bones.

Posted by: Bosk at June 26, 2018 03:02 PM (fjMEv)

188 Why are my tax dollars being used to send people "home"? Simply put them back across the border, into the country from which they illegally crossed our border! It's not my problem that border countries are letting those folks surge toward us.

Posted by: goon at June 26, 2018 03:02 PM (PEcU2)

189 Ya know, no one seems to remind people we welcome LEGAL immigrants all the time. We just have a big issue with these other people breaking the law and line jumping. Not bringing skills, not bothering to learn English. Ya want some racism. A lot of them Hate white people.

Of course, that's trendy nowadays.

Posted by: Tracy Ullman at June 26, 2018 03:02 PM (1lhwM)

190 >>She says Jim Acosta was 'trying to doing his job', and civility must be restored.


They were treating Acosta the way he treats Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

To quote an 80's anti drug PSA: "It's you, dad, you taught me to do this!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2018 03:02 PM (W+vEI)

191 Animals migrate. People are immigrants. Illegals infiltrate.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2018 03:02 PM (7UW64)

192 179 This cock is as crazy as waters
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2018 03:01 PM (Lg2h/)

He's even crazier, by dint of being Muslim.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 26, 2018 03:02 PM (WDCYi)

193 154 I guess it's nice to know that the illiterate can always get a job on the Supreme Court...
Posted by: Jim in KC at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (xB36Z)

The clerks aren't just there to brink coffee.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 26, 2018 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

194 Alternate Headline: 79% of Americans still White Supremacists.

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2018 03:03 PM (gGlcw)

195 I think that Trump has finally exposed the childishness of leftism. I cannot honestly see a single leftist behaving like an adult any more.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2018 03:03 PM (7UW64)

196 Keith Ellison wants to be the MN AG so he now has to sound all lawyerly and such... and the DFL candidate to replace him in the House is a Somali woman who hates the US and Israel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 26, 2018 03:03 PM (0Ef//)

197 191 Animals migrate. People are immigrants. Illegals infiltrate.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2018 03:02 PM (7UW64)

Infiltrate implies stealth.

This is just plain old Invasion.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 26, 2018 03:03 PM (WDCYi)

198 Dammit Tracy Ullman, you aren't even American, stop co-opting my posts.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 03:04 PM (1lhwM)

199 Barry is going to need that ATM next time his credit card is declined.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2018 03:04 PM (HgMAr)

200 I am so frustrated! My congressman actually votes the way I want him to. Who should I complain about? Maybe some of the dickheads next door in Maryland. They won't listen anyway.

Posted by: JTB at June 26, 2018 03:04 PM (V+03K)

201 What I get out of this is Trish was looking quite lovely in her orange top.



Posted by: wth at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (HgMAr)

Yes, that shade of orange really looked good on her.
There are phrasing opportunities right there.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 26, 2018 03:04 PM (8iiMU)

202
Also CBS poll: only 21% of voters favor releasing illegal immigrants into the country. Nearly 3/4 support incarceration and deportation


Gentlemen this means we must ram an amnesty through to save our phony baloney jobs

Posted by: The GOP at June 26, 2018 03:04 PM (10vO4)

203 Infiltrate implies stealth.

This is just plain old Invasion.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 26, 2018 03:03 PM (WDCYi)

The ones who cross and disappear are infiltrators.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2018 03:04 PM (7UW64)

204 Jim Acosta is a fool, a tool, and an asshole. That is his job. He does it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2018 03:04 PM (4dbPD)

205 It's only nearly 3/4 if you count the "not sure" answers. Should be "nearly 2/3." Still bad news for the Democrats.

Posted by: Alex at June 26, 2018 03:04 PM (vshng)

206 I keep thinking of that Ari Gold gif where he's screaming get the fuck out of here.

They could play that on the wall so it's the last thing these parasites see on the way out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2018 03:04 PM (4ErVI)

207 187 The left is imploding right before our eyes. Moar winning pleeze. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it in my bones.
----------------------
The trigger to something bad happening is when Trump favorability starts pushing beyond 50% nationally or 20% favorability with blacks. This is science.

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 03:05 PM (2LelM)

208 Oh, and read to us the exact language of Obama's EO that put a stop to this heinous kid-ripping, and compare it point by point to President Trump's EO.

Because, yes, there was kid-ripping separation during Obama, and surely, surely he did something to stop it.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 26, 2018 03:06 PM (REoyH)

209 The left is imploding right before our eyes. Moar winning pleeze. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it in my bones.
Posted by: Bosk


Turn it up to 20!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2018 03:06 PM (W4LFA)

210 ~sticks out tongue~





Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 26, 2018 02:59 PM (mPeei)



Love hearing what her hair has to say, but now visualizing the hair having a tongue...... *shiver*

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 26, 2018 03:06 PM (jjaLl)

211 Please.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 26, 2018 03:06 PM (REoyH)

212 187 The left is imploding right before our eyes. Moar winning pleeze. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it in my bones."

It's a war. Everyone feels bad in a war. The trick is to just make sure that the other side feels even worse than you do. Today, I think they're feeling pretty bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 03:06 PM (k1TUh)

213 Why are my tax dollars being used to send people "home"? Simply put them back across the border, into the country from which they illegally crossed our border! It's not my problem that border countries are letting those folks surge toward us.

Posted by: goon at June 26, 2018 03:02 PM (PEcU2)
..........

Makes sense, so forget it.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2018 03:06 PM (HgMAr)

214 BrinG coffee. Maybe I need some myself.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 26, 2018 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

215 the DFL candidate to replace him in the House is a Somali woman who hates the US and Israel.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 26, 2018 03:03 PM (0Ef//)

Pretty much the new prototypical democrat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2018 03:07 PM (Lg2h/)

216 Credit where its due, McConnell trolling the libs by tweeting a picture of him shaking hands with Gorsuch is pretty hilarious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2018 03:07 PM (OD2ni)

217 191 Animals migrate. People are immigrants. Illegals infiltrate.
--------------
Charlie Cong infiltrates. Illegals just hang around Home Depot flashing their brilliant leaf blower skillz.

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 03:07 PM (2LelM)

218 And these polls were before Auntie Enmity went all attack those who disagree!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 26, 2018 03:07 PM (4ruca)

219 EM NASTY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: MAX Gash at June 26, 2018 03:07 PM (2Mnv1)

220 Don't be rude.

Don't. Be. Rude.

You have a terrible organization. Terrible.

You're not getting a question. She's getting a question.

Be quiet.

Be. Quiet.

Posted by: Say My Name Jim. Say it, Say it!!!! at June 26, 2018 03:07 PM (uFHxk)

221 Ellison compared the decision ( The travel Ban) to Dred Scott v. Sandford, that ruled slaves had no standing to sue in federal court.

This cock is as crazy as waters
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June




sanford and son owned slaves?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (MTjB1)

222 @144

It's best to view "reporters" as William Tecumseh Sherman did...


"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are."


"If I had my choice, I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from hell before breakfast."


They are liars, spies and nothing more than Democrat Apparatchiks with by-lines


Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (UfMVm)

223 It is amusing, albeit somewhat frightening, to see an entire segment of our political society sinking into total insanity. And, while I am not a psychiatrist, I am using that term in its true medical sense. The stuff we are seeing every day from the left (and they are not Progressive or Liberal but in fact deep Socialists or out-and-out Communists whether they know it or not) would have been impossible to believe just a few years ago, like pre-Obama in particular. Trump's victory pushed them over the edge into a psychotic break. There aren't enough padded rooms to accommodate even a small portion of them, so most are wandering at large and some will continue to harass and even kill Conservatives whenever it suits them.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (md3fh)

224 Did the dems hire Wile E. Coyote as their new strategist?
Poor Wile E. was let down by inferior Acme products. At least he didn't keep using the same bat man costume over and over expecting different results.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (RHEDC)

225 The media is like a giant mural painted with mythical monsters. It's not dangerous because of its size. Once people learn to disbelieve and scoff at it, it's completely powerless regardless of its size.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (/qEW2)

226 >>>Wait, is this a thing people like? I can wear a feed bag.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 26, 2018 02:56 PM (72PAC)
______
It *sniff* is a thing.

The only place I can get laid at is a BBW bar called "The Feed Bag"

*sniff*

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (tO9Nv)

227 Why are my tax dollars being used to send people "home"? Simply put them
back across the border, into the country from which they illegally
crossed our border! It's not my problem that border countries are
letting those folks surge toward us.



Posted by: goon at June 26, 2018 03:02 PM (PEcU2)

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Oh I'll pay for that but paying $775/ day for the illegal alien children is what pisses me off.

$775 a GD day!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (pw+jk)

228 I hope Trump dials it up a bit more.

Why not? Might as well keep ratcheting it up.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2018 03:09 PM (4ErVI)

229 Ellison compared the decision ( The travel Ban) to Dred Scott v. Sandford, that ruled slaves had no standing to sue in federal court.



This level of hyperbole don't play with majority of people. Plus, considering mexicans have taken jons from blacks, some factories even moving from the states to Mexico for cheaper labor, I don't know who Ellison thinks this sways.

We no longer have slavery, you assclown.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 03:09 PM (1lhwM)

230 "Only 21% of voters favor releasing illegal immigrants into the country."

Reeeeeeeeee!!! This is obviously a White supremacist group collecting this sample. They manipulate the results to say whatever they want! Oh......it's a CBS poll? Uhhh......obviously, the CBS personnel doing this poll are uneducated, bitter clingers! They all graduated with PhD's in Statistics from Ivy League schools? I'm sure they over sampled Republicans! They didn't, you say? I'm sure that the people that said they didn't want illegal immigrants released into the country didn't realize that there's no such thing as illegal immigrants! They wanted them kept so they would have the benefit of due process! What do you mean that nearly 3/4ths of respondents wanted incarceration and deportation? See how uncivil and bigoted this country has become since Trump cheated Hillary out of her birthright!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 26, 2018 03:09 PM (9BLnV)

231 213 Why are my tax dollars being used to send people "home"? Simply put them back across the border, into the country from which they illegally crossed our border! It's not my problem that border countries are letting those folks surge toward us. "

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It's cheaper for all of us to just offer the fuckers first class airfare home and $5000 per family member than to give them welfare for life as they destroy the blue collar jobs left in this country by working under the table.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 03:09 PM (FOPyv)

232 Oh I'll pay for that but paying $775/ day for the illegal alien children is what pisses me off.

$775 a GD day!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (pw+jk)

We should go to Mexico and demand a free stay at a $775 a day hotel.

And Yanet Garcia.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2018 03:10 PM (4ErVI)

233
213 Why are my tax dollars being used to send people "home"? Simply put them back across the border, into the country from which they illegally crossed our border! It's not my problem that border countries are letting those folks surge toward us.

Posted by: goon at June 26, 2018 03:02 PM (PEcU2)
..........

Makes sense, so forget it.
--------------
We used to fly them deep into Mexico and let them fund the rest of their trip home. This is when most of them came from Northern Mexico. Maybe we should drop them off in Venezuela to teach them a lesson.

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)

234 Still a "blue wave" when the discussion is Democrats wanting catch and release for illegals caught at the border, Maxine Water urging Democrats to target Trump supporters, rounding up guns to make David Hogg happy, and repealing the tax cuts?

Posted by: Pede at June 26, 2018 03:10 PM (uc45P)

235 "229 Ellison compared the decision ( The travel Ban) to Dred Scott v. Sandford, that ruled slaves had no standing to sue in federal court. "

----

time again for the old USSR joke punchline.

"worse, comrade, they're out of hitler comparisons"

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 03:10 PM (FOPyv)

236
sanford and son owned slaves?


Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (MTjB1)


Did ya ever see how Fred treated Lamont?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 26, 2018 03:11 PM (10vO4)

237 Did the dems hire Wile E. Coyote as their new strategist?
Poor
Wile E. was let down by inferior Acme products. At least he didn't keep
using the same bat man costume over and over expecting different
results.


Posted by: clutch cargo at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (RHEDC)

=======

FUN FACT: Trump owned ACME.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:11 PM (pw+jk)

238 Oh I'll pay for that but paying $775/ day for the illegal alien children is what pisses me off.

$775 a GD day!!!!
========
Hey you get a suite at the Trump DC for that kind of money.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2018 03:11 PM (/CJMY)

239 Seriously? The Wimpy version of how to pay for a hamburger? I would LOVE to see the actual data on how many of these folks actually show up for their appointed court date.
Posted by: red speck at June 26, 2018 03:00 PM (6Krd7)

Ask and you shall receive...

https://tinyurl.com/y72g8ahn

According to Washington Examiner and Rep Bob Goodlatte - 90% +

Posted by: golfman at June 26, 2018 03:11 PM (If3tB)

240 Oh I'll pay for that but paying $775/ day for the illegal alien children is what pisses me off.

$775 a GD day!!!!


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (pw+jk)

---------------------------
That's the cost. Pray that it doesn't increase.

Posted by: Darth Invader at June 26, 2018 03:11 PM (5NMZN)

241 Did ya ever see how Fred treated Lamont?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June



lol, now there is coffee on the keyboard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2018 03:11 PM (MTjB1)

242 There aren't enough padded rooms to accommodate even a small portion of them, so most are wandering at large and some will continue to harass and even kill Conservatives whenever it suits them."

Want to know the upside? Of course, insane people are scary and can cause a lot of random violence - you gotta be aware and have situational awareness at all times. But overall, an insane opponent is a heck of a lot easier to beat than a coldly calculating, rational opponent. Because, you know, they're insane, and they do really stupid shit all the time.

I have a bit of real world experience in this area.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 03:12 PM (k1TUh)

243 Maybe we should drop them off in Venezuela to teach them a lesson.
=
Venezuela has gone Thunderdome.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2018 03:12 PM (BRaKL)

244 We no longer have slavery, you assclown.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 03:09 PM (1lhwM)

Well, we no longer call it slavery. We call it serving your country. You peasants need to quite being so uppity and get with the program-- The IRS.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 26, 2018 03:13 PM (9BLnV)

245 Did ya ever see how Fred treated Lamont?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 26, 2018 03:11 PM (10vO4)

Fred was the black Archie Bunker.

He hated everyone equally. He regularly racial slurs against Lamont's latino buddy and the Japanese guy (played by Pat Morita).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2018 03:13 PM (4ErVI)

246 So, this all begs the question of what new Wag the Dog will be created by the media to get the SC decision off the headlines? By tomorrow morning the Left will realize the polls do not support their bitching about it. I'm thinking something Thursday afternoon that will dominate the news cycle on Friday.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2018 03:14 PM (0tfLf)

247 If Hitler were alive and a Democrat, he would be considered as too moderate by the MSM and lefty pols. He would be thrown out of restaurants and have dead animals positioned on his front porch. People would call him by terrible names, like "Hitler"... Well, he would actually be that, so they would have to call him something else. Satan, perhaps.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 26, 2018 03:14 PM (md3fh)

248 Hell, I'd take Yanet Garcia and a quick trip to Guadalajara.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 26, 2018 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

249 Dems used to be able to win elections by pretending to be normals.

Kinda hard to do after showing themselves to be batshit crazy.

Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2018 03:15 PM (BqR2k)

250 I dare these fuckers to march in the street with Mexican flags.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2018 03:15 PM (4ErVI)

251
Oh I'll pay for that but paying $775/ day for the illegal alien children is what pisses me off.

$775 a GD day!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (pw+jk)


Spent on child: $75/day

Spent on well-connected contractor who knows a senator: $700/day

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2018 03:15 PM (BWL+E)

252
Fred was the black Archie Bunker.

He hated everyone equally.
===========
No. Nope. Wrongo.

He hated Aunt Ester more than anyone else on the face of the earth.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2018 03:15 PM (BRaKL)

253 The Dems telegraphed this a few cycles ago, "we no longer need any working class white males" type of strategy.

They are close to being able to pull it off, but they are going to far too soon. It is backfiring.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 26, 2018 03:15 PM (wGbBR)

254 Media Matters and CNN are busy planning another school shooting to get this off of the headlines

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 26, 2018 03:16 PM (7ZVPa)

255 He hated Aunt Ester more than anyone else on the face of the earth.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2018 03:15 PM (BRaKL)

My all time favorite line from the show was Fred saying to Ester:

Ho ho ho
Go down to the oceanside
Stand in the low tide
Until the high tide commit suicide

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2018 03:16 PM (4ErVI)

256 Oh I'll pay for that but paying $775/ day for the illegal alien children is what pisses me off.

$775 a GD day!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (pw+jk)
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I just calculated it. My household would need to make $1,697,250/year in order to spend that much on a household of citizens!

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2018 03:16 PM (vDqXW)

257 t is amusing, albeit somewhat frightening, to see an entire segment of our political society sinking into total insanity. And, while I am not a psychiatrist, I am using that term in its true medical sense. The stuff we are seeing every day from the left (and they are not Progressive or Liberal but in fact deep Socialists or out-and-out Communists whether they know it or not) would have been impossible to believe just a few years ago, like pre-Obama in particular. Trump's victory pushed them over the edge into a psychotic break. There aren't enough padded rooms to accommodate even a small portion of them, so most are wandering at large and some will continue to harass and even kill Conservatives whenever it suits them.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 26, 2018 03:08 PM (md3fh)

Not that I'm giving them a pass, but maybe this is why the GOPe treats the Left with kid gloves and doesn't (appear) to fight them too hard. Maybe they know how crazy the Left gets when they don't get their way. And maybe they knew all along what their (the GOP) voters really wanted and wouldn't give them what they wanted because they feared exactly the response you described.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:16 PM (y8Foj)

258 Did the dems hire Wile E. Coyote as their new strategist?
Poor
Wile E. was let down by inferior Acme products. At least he didn't keep
using the same bat man costume over and over expecting different
results.


ACME...isn't that where Starfleet gets all their equipment. Crappy shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2018 03:16 PM (0tfLf)

259 243 Maybe we should drop them off in Venezuela to teach them a lesson.
=
Venezuela has gone Thunderdome. "

Two socialists enter, Everyone else Leaves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 03:16 PM (k1TUh)

260 As you all may know, there is now a Proposition on the California state ballot to dissolve the state of California and reform it as three separate states.

However, I have an alternate proposition that would solve this whole immigration border crisis!

Hee's my proposal

Dissolve the US state of California, but instead of splitting it up, re-unite it with its original southern half, Baja California, to make the full United State of California. Then this new entity can secede from Mexico and the USA simultaneously, creating a whole new independent nation!

This way, there is no border between Mexico and California between Tijuana and San Diego. It'll all be just one big happy unified state, just as it was under Spanish rule back in the 1700s.

No border, no problem!

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2018 03:16 PM (c+2jX)

261 A simple plan. If Mexico will insure that all illegal aliens are apprehended before they cross our borders, then we will give California back to them. This would, in the short-term, make Mexico a serious economy, and, in the long-term, it would clean up our domestic politics greatly.

Posted by: goon at June 26, 2018 03:17 PM (PEcU2)

262 This calls for a sip from my very special Covfefe coffee mug. A change from my more commonly used TuCa "mouth breather" coffee mug.

Posted by: Jabroni at June 26, 2018 03:17 PM (TcM5G)

263 246 So, this all begs the question of what new Wag the Dog will be created by the media to get the SC decision off the headlines? By tomorrow morning the Left will realize the polls do not support their bitching about it. I'm thinking something Thursday afternoon that will dominate the news cycle on Friday.
------------------
They'd better have a string of them since there is a string of Trump successes and Dem corruption on the calendar coming soon.

Can you imagine if the Mullahs in Iran get taken out by 'the people' this summer with Trump providing aid to the new government?

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 03:17 PM (2LelM)

264 Fred was the black Archie Bunker.



He hated everyone equally.

===========

No. Nope. Wrongo.



He hated Aunt Ester more than anyone else on the face of the earth.


Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2018 03:15 PM

---

In real life they dated each other for quite some time.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 26, 2018 03:17 PM (+Dllb)

265 I turned on my office tv to CNN and CNBC and I have never really seen anyone shit or go blind before. First time for everything. Turned it right back off too.

Posted by: Lester at June 26, 2018 03:17 PM (LfJIn)

266 While these polls are encouraging, what I know of the left after watching them for decades is that they never, ever learn or back down. On the contrary they double down and that is something to be wary of and on guard against.

Socialists, when running out of "other people's money" never, ever say "oh, well I guess we were wrong and maybe we should try capitalism". They pull out the guns and go full blown totalitarian communist.

These people are unteachable. And thus, dangerous. Keep your powder dry, as they say.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 26, 2018 03:17 PM (4ftY2)

267 Hee's my proposal
=
Here's my proposal:

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2018 03:17 PM (c+2jX)

268
He hated Aunt Ester more than anyone else on the face of the earth.


Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2018 03:15 PM (BRaKL)


Aunt Ester = Maxine Waters

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 26, 2018 03:17 PM (10vO4)

269 I get why the left is going batshit insane. They were able to get a black guy named Barack HUSSEIN Obama elected to president a mere 7 years after 9/11.

Then after 4 years of miserable failure by that black muslim, they got the traitor reelected.


Then TRUMP and the whole thing goes down in flames.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:18 PM (pw+jk)

270 "No. Nope. Wrongo.

He hated Aunt Ester more than anyone else on the face of the earth.
Posted by: simplemind"


Yup. And Rollo came in second.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2018 03:18 PM (OD2ni)

271 Zombie, we must be drinking the same brand of Vodka! lol!!

Posted by: goon at June 26, 2018 03:18 PM (PEcU2)

272 Poll doesn't surprise me at all. Going back to 2007 when W tried to push through amnesty, the people have been telling Washington to shut this illegal alien swamping of our country down. In these ensuing 11 years, it's only gotten worse by orders of magnitude. And everyone sees it and feels it everywhere they go in their daily lives. But I doubt the RINOs will even let their hair get mussed over this nuisance poll, or any other clear indicator that we want this stopped. They don't care what we think.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 26, 2018 03:18 PM (mQ0Mc)

273 BTW, leftist mob protesting outside of Chuckie Schumer's NYC apartment for not being woke enough.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2018 03:18 PM (Evws/)

274 So much winning.

My wife is grateful for the rearming of my schadenboner.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 26, 2018 03:18 PM (9KPeV)

275 Media Matters and CNN are busy planning another school shooting to get this off of the headlines
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 26, 2018 03:16 PM (7ZVPa)

They shot their load. Another school shooting, however tragic it will be, won't move the needle one way or another politically. Everyone's hardened into their positions. It would be a wash.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:18 PM (y8Foj)

276 Esther was the original gorilla.

My favorite Fred Sanford word is Champipple.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (xx+WQ)

277 Paying them to leave is a good idea, but it would have to be backed up by a do-not-even-think-about-ever-coming-again clause. Take DNA and prints and if they show up again it's Pinochet time. So one free ride home, then a different kind of free ride to sleep with the fishies. Of course we still need to build the wall and keep them from coming in at all without our permission, but a buy-out program might help in the meantime. Or, nuke them from orbit, that would work too.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (md3fh)

278 In real life they dated each other for quite some time.


There's no way to really hate someone like dating them for a long time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (fuK7c)

279 BTW, leftist mob protesting outside of Chuckie Schumer's NYC apartment for not being woke enough.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2018 03:18 PM (Evws/)

What do they want him to do?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (y8Foj)

280 "Aunt Ester = Maxine Waters

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic"


Eh, Aunt Ester was always very sweet when she talked to Lamont. Maxine is nasty all the time.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (OD2ni)

281
BTW, leftist mob protesting outside of Chuckie Schumer's NYC apartment for not being woke enough.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2018 03:18 PM (Evws/)


Those punks are all cattle and no hat

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (10vO4)

282 So, this all begs the question of what new Wag the Dog will be created by the media to get the SC decision off the headlines? By tomorrow morning the Left will realize the polls do not support their bitching about it. I'm thinking something Thursday afternoon that will dominate the news cycle on Friday.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2018 03:14 PM (0tfLf)
...............

Huddle up!

Posted by: Pelosi, Schumer and Schiff at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

283 Maybe they know how crazy the Left gets when they don't get their way. And maybe they knew all along what their (the GOP) voters really wanted and wouldn't give them what they wanted because they feared exactly the response you described."

As I implied, I've been around some truly crazy people. And if you try living your life scared of what they will do because of the decisions you make, well then you're going to go crazy yourself. You do what you gotta do, and if anyone doesn't like it they can choke on it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (k1TUh)

284 Maddow's tears have fallen on America's face and wokened it ... to what lying crazies the media are. They can't rely on uncritical acceptance of their assertions any more.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (/qEW2)

285 21% so "an overwhelming percentage" supports catch and release!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM (wdmm9)

286 I liked Hee's my proposal better, zombie.


Posted by: LGoPs at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM (4ftY2)

287 The DFL candidate to replace [Keith X] in the House is a Somali woman who hates the US and Israel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 26, 2018 03:03 PM (0Ef//)

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And, to think we fought the Tripolitan War.

For this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM (AzW6q)

288 So a good majority of the people want borders, but more than half still prefer the party that doesn't want them--and has shown that it will not fight for what it does not agree with or want....

The dumb dies hard in some people.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM (vDqXW)

289 260 As you all may know, there is now a Proposition on the California state ballot to dissolve the state of California and reform it as three separate states.

However, I have an alternate proposition that would solve this whole immigration border crisis!

Hee's my proposal

Dissolve the US state of California, but instead of splitting it up, re-unite it with its original southern half, Baja California, to make the full United State of California. Then this new entity can secede from Mexico and the USA simultaneously, creating a whole new independent nation!

This way, there is no border between Mexico and California between Tijuana and San Diego. It'll all be just one big happy unified state, just as it was under Spanish rule back in the 1700s.

No border, no problem!

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2018 03:16 PM (c+2jX)

I was pulling for you to be governor of the new Southern California a week or two ago.

That would be the southern interior part if I remember correctly from the map.

Maybe you'd get to live in a mansion in Palm Springs?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM (4ErVI)

290 Seems to be the corporate view that since the US isn't in the world cup, we should all cheer for Mexico. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM (6Ll1u)

291 282
So, this all begs the question of what new Wag the Dog will be created
by the media to get the SC decision off the headlines? By tomorrow
morning the Left will realize the polls do not support their bitching
about it. I'm thinking something Thursday afternoon that will dominate
the news cycle on Friday.



Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2018 03:14 PM (0tfLf)

...............



Huddle up!



Posted by: Pelosi, Schumer and Schiff at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)
Tomorrow scotus has the union dues decision. That is a big one. Right now Dems desperately praying it will go their way.

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

292 would have to be backed up by a do-not-even-think-about-ever-coming-again clause. Take DNA and prints and if they show up again it's Pinochet time. So one free ride home, then a different kind of free ride to sleep with the fishies. Of course we still need to build the wall and keep them from coming in at all without our permission, but a buy-out program might help in the meantime. Or, nuke them from orbit, that would work too.
Posted by: Ruthless at June



give the border patrol the tactical biometrics units the military has run them at the point they are picked up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2018 03:21 PM (MTjB1)

293 I turned on my office tv to CNN and CNBC and I have never really seen anyone shit or go blind before. First time for everything. Turned it right back off too.
Posted by: Lester at June 26, 2018 03:17 PM (LfJIn)

Are they carrying on and gnashing teeth and rendering garments?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:21 PM (y8Foj)

294 I think a feed bag would be darn handy. Just duck your head a little for something tasty to eat, like granola or roasted pumpkin seeds.

There was actually a proposal around the time of the purchase of Alaska to buy the Baja California peninsula. That one fell through, sadly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 03:21 PM (39g3+)

295 >>Media Matters and CNN are busy planning another school shooting to get this off of the headlines



Would not be surprised if there's a false flag white supremacist attack. Someone here was jokingly speculating on the owner of Red Hen burning her place down.

Maybe the MS can get the odious Richard Spencer or Westboro Baptists to hold a rally....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2018 03:21 PM (W+vEI)

296 I think the Dems hope to get the16 percent who are not sure, and then try to convert enough of the others to win the midterms.

Posted by: mercenary13 at June 26, 2018 03:21 PM (e4Rgo)

297 Polls don't matter when you're electing a new people.

Posted by: The RINOs at June 26, 2018 03:21 PM (/pt8Q)

298 In real life they dated each other for quite some time.

--

I'd never heard that, but did see a documentary on him once that said they were the best of friends. And that she was hit extremely hard when he passed away.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 26, 2018 03:21 PM (mQ0Mc)

299 Aunt Ester looks like Kate Upton compared to Max-scene Waters.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 26, 2018 03:22 PM (U2+zT)

300 In real life they dated each other for quite some time.





There's no way to really hate someone like dating them for a long time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (fuK7c)

=====
Point of order, being married to someone for a short time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:22 PM (pw+jk)

301 This calls for a sip from my very special Covfefe coffee mug. A change from my more commonly used TuCa "mouth breather" coffee mug.
Posted by: Jabroni at June 26, 2018 03:17 PM (TcM5G)


I would like a Covfefe mug, but I like really giant mugs for my morning bowl of coffee, and they all seem pretty small/normal size.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 03:22 PM (1lhwM)

302 Tomorrow scotus has the union dues decision. That is a big one. Right now Dems desperately praying it will go their way.
Posted by: IC at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

It probably will. One for us, one for them.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:22 PM (y8Foj)

303 He hated Aunt Ester more than anyone else on the face of the earth. "

Fred: "What kind of a name is Esther anyways?"

Aunt Esther: "I'll have you know that my Name is from the Bible!!!"

Fred: "oh now I remember, that Samson fella killed a bunch of Philistines with yo' jawbone!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 03:22 PM (k1TUh)

304 Seems to be the corporate view that since the US isn't in the world cup, we should all cheer for Mexico. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM (6Ll1u)

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Beer sales!

Posted by: Undocumented at June 26, 2018 03:22 PM (5NMZN)

305 Shocking. Who would have ever thought that leftists are out to replace Americans. /s

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 26, 2018 03:22 PM (Y9uH4)

306 273 BTW, leftist mob protesting outside of Chuckie Schumer's NYC apartment for not being woke enough.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2018 03:18 PM (Evws/)

I suspect it's getting to the point that the Dems are as scared of their own constituents as they are of us.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 26, 2018 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

307 Tomorrow scotus has the union dues decision. That is a big one. Right now Dems desperately praying it will go their way.





Posted by: IC at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM


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From the previous oral arguments and this weeks decisions, it is looking bad for the unions.


The dems are about to lose a significant portion of their donations.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 26, 2018 03:23 PM (+Dllb)

308 I don't think Fox dated Page. I think they were childhood friends.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 26, 2018 03:23 PM (xx+WQ)

309 I think the left is going to have a hard time selling the idea that we must always submit to judges and their sacrosanct decisions... and that the Supreme Court is an evil organization of Nazi Klansmen we must resist. I mean it works fine in their irrational, emotion-driven mare's nest of a brain but most people are going to find that a bit inconsistent

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

310 Can you imagine if the Mullahs in Iran get taken out by 'the people'
this summer with Trump providing aid to the new government?
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And if there's real progress with Lil Kim too.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2018 03:23 PM (Evws/)

311 The dems are about to lose a significant portion of their donations.
==========
Don't be ridiculous.

Posted by: George Soros at June 26, 2018 03:23 PM (uFHxk)

312 Media Matters and CNN are busy planning another school shooting to get this off of the headlines

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 26, 2018 03:16 PM (7ZVPa)
............

Oh don't be silly. Why on earth would anybody plan such a thing?

Posted by: the FBI at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (HgMAr)

313 Seems to be the corporate view that since the US isn't in the world cup, we should all cheer for Mexico. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM (6Ll1u)


I'm with ya baby!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (1lhwM)

314 Most do not engage in serious felonies such as
murder, but the lesser crimes are enough to brand them as criminals.


Posted by: Ruthless a
as Coulter points out, even if they were equally likely to commit crimes as our average citizen, we don't want them, we already have enough criminals. We only should accept those of highest caliber, with evidence of that, and wealth.

But the prison population shows the illegals have a MUCH higher rate of criminal activity than our own imperfect citizenry. Of course not ALL (or even most) commit major crime, but that is another straw man argument.

Coulter on with Carr discusses the more intricate crime waves now occurring that come from illegals ...
https://youtu.be/vfdP_ZqhGWc?t=77

Posted by: illiniwek at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (bT8Z4)

315 speaking of leftist mobs, Justice Thomas says SCOTUS may have to start smacking down district court judges and their newly found injunction power in his concurrence.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (FOPyv)

316 Quothe the Raven, Nevermore!

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (ymnmz)

317 There was actually a proposal around the time of the purchase of Alaska to buy the Baja California peninsula. That one fell through, sadly.
-------------------
Wish we had done that, then we could have dangly bits hanging off of each coast.

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (2LelM)

318 Maybe, possibly, someone here knows how to play this game.

Paul Ryan has now, finally, opined on Waters, and said she should apologize.

2 things will happen from this - the newsies will start asking whether she should apologize. Not to her, but to Reps and Dems.

Reps will answer yes, of course. Which means Dems will HAVE to say no.

This is glorious.

Trump should school all the Republicans. He could call it, I don't know, Trump University or something.

Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (Z5y53)

319 Apparently everyone in that show was a personal friend of Redd Foxx.

If he liked you, you got work on his show. If the producers didn't like it, Redd told them to eat shit and die.

He liked to spread it around for the people he liked. He did not like the IRS, however.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (4ErVI)

320 Well this is good news right? Maybe we can have a fun day today?

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (+lOpA)

321 302 Tomorrow scotus has the union dues decision. That is a big one. Right now Dems desperately praying it will go their way.
Posted by: IC at June 26, 2018 03:20 PM"

It probably will. One for us, one for them.

One case very similar to this went to the Court a couple years ago. It was set to be a win for our side, but Scalia died just before the opinions were written, and it was sent back down to the lower courts with a 4-4 tie.

The only difference today is Gorsuch. How do you think he'll vote?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (k1TUh)

322 BTW, leftist mob protesting outside of Chuckie Schumer's NYC apartment for not being woke enough.
Cue up Cannibal Bob.
I love it when the left eat each other!

Posted by: Bosk at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (fjMEv)

323 There's no way to really hate someone like dating them for a long time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2018 03:19 PM (fuK7c)

=====
Point of order, being married to someone for a short time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious




I think those two would probably win out in their brackets and meet in the finals.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2018 03:25 PM (fuK7c)

324 Three-Quarters of Voters Support Some Form of Incarceration and/or Deportation for Illegal Migrants
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I suppose they didn't even ask about execution, which is actually the appropriate punishment for non-uniformed invaders.

'Deportation' just means 'go back and try harder next time'.

Posted by: Methos at June 26, 2018 03:25 PM (XQvuQ)

325 "Poll doesn't surprise me at all. Going back to 2007 when W tried to push through amnesty, the people have been telling Washington to shut this illegal alien swamping of our country down."


They are oblivious to how much in the minority they are on this issue. My Dem SIL called over the weeknd and was ranting about how ridiculous it is for the media and the Dems to think illegal should just be relaesed in the US after getting caught crossing the border. She said the whole family should be sent back immediately.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2018 03:25 PM (OD2ni)

326 The dems are about to lose a significant portion of their donations.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 26, 2018 03:23 PM (+Dllb)

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Yeah between the union ruling and Mick Mulvaney at the CFPB, the Dems are going to need to look for a foreign state sponsor soon.

Maybe Venezuela. Oh, right, they're out of money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2018 03:25 PM (AzW6q)

327
Fred: "oh now I remember, that Samson fella killed a bunch of Philistines with yo' jawbone!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 03:22 PM (k1TUh)


The funniest part was the look on Aunt Esters face after he said that

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 26, 2018 03:25 PM (10vO4)

328 I just got a six pack of pudding. If the left looses those sweet government union dues, all six are going to be used serially. I'm a gonna need the cold to soothe the savage schadenboner.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:25 PM (pw+jk)

329 This too shall pass.

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at June 26, 2018 03:25 PM (ymnmz)

330 BTW, leftist mob protesting outside of Chuckie Schumer's NYC apartment for not being woke enough.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2018 03:18 PM (Evws/)

I suspect it's getting to the point that the Dems are as scared of their own constituents as they are of us.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 26, 2018 03:23 PM (RD7QR)



They just misunderstood Maxine about who they were supposed to harrass.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 03:25 PM (1lhwM)

331 What do they want him to do?
-----
Show some balls and man up to fight the evil Trump presumably by coming out for open borders or the like. Ha, ha!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2018 03:26 PM (Evws/)

332 Re the scotus union case, overheard on the radio this morning that the unions feel its not going to go their way so they are already trying to circumvent the possible ruling by 'fooling' folks into paying dues anyways - hidden contractual language and such. It was some lawyer guy on Varney and Co.

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2018 03:26 PM (a0IVu)

333 Yeah between the union ruling and Mick Mulvaney at the CFPB, the Dems are going to need to look for a foreign state sponsor soon.

Maybe Venezuela. Oh, right, they're out of money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2018 03:25 PM (AzW6q)

Mexico, assuming that AMLO is elected.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 26, 2018 03:26 PM (/pt8Q)

334 318 Maybe, possibly, someone here knows how to play this game.

Paul Ryan has now, finally, opined on Waters, and said she should apologize.

2 things will happen from this - the newsies will start asking whether she should apologize. Not to her, but to Reps and Dems.

Reps will answer yes, of course. Which means Dems will HAVE to say no.

This is glorious.

Trump should school all the Republicans. He could call it, I don't know, Trump University or something.
Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (Z5y53)



Notice how he didn't say anything until after Pelosi did. That spineless traitorous fuck did the same thing last year too about something I can't remember. Didn't open his mouth on how a behavior was bad until after Pelosi did first.

Posted by: buzzion at June 26, 2018 03:26 PM (lKs2v)

335 Don't tell 'em about the Immigration Act of 1924 or Johnson-Reed ... remember, Ig'nance Iz Blitz ...

Posted by: Dr_No at June 26, 2018 03:27 PM (imDUY)

336 Trump has kicked the communist hornets nest and the hornets have come out and exposed themselves. Now he needs to break out the wasp spray and hose em down. We would be better off in the long run with fewer commie/socialist/proggies.

Winning!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 26, 2018 03:27 PM (0OmEj)

337 I, for one, am not tired of all this winning.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2018 03:27 PM (p+Wdc)

338 The media is forever talking about how the Republicans have moved too far to the right or how the far right is holding the party captive.

I must have missed similar articles about the Democrats being held captive by the far left.
Actually, I'm not sure I've ever noticed the words "far left" used by the MSM. I must have missed that as well.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 26, 2018 03:27 PM (nBr1j)

339 I'd like to watch my wife take a poll

Posted by: Billy Kristol at June 26, 2018 03:27 PM (164y9)

340 Ryan's as useful as tits on a Ginsberg.

Posted by: Bosk at June 26, 2018 03:27 PM (fjMEv)

341 I'm cheering for England, or I would be except that if they lose against Belgium they play easier teams in the playoffs. I already ranted about what a waste of time Thursday's game is going to be.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 26, 2018 03:28 PM (I4q0T)

342 I don't think that the media realizes that all those pictures and videos that they've been showing for the past three weeks---the lines at the border, the detention centers, the protests--are making it look like an invasion from the south. They are undercutting their own message and helping Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:28 PM (y8Foj)

343 Red Foxx was a hilarious guy, a lovable curmudgeon and a great comedian. And while he may have despised white folks he was from a generation that had pretty good reason to.

Maybe Venezuela. Oh, right, they're out of money.

"No way Senor, we have barrels full of the stuff. We use it to wallpaper the hut and wipe with. You're welcome to a few pallets!"
--Venezuelan, eating bark

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 03:28 PM (39g3+)

344 If SCOTUS goes against enforced union dues it will be a Yuge win. It would go a long way toward breaking the backs of the unions, and their traditional role as Dem support operations. Look what happened to the Wisconsin teacher's union when they were no longer able to force payment. A large proportion of teachers stopped paying into the union. What if that could happen nationwide, for all unions? IIANM, that is basically what will happen if this ruling goes the way we hope.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 26, 2018 03:28 PM (md3fh)

345 333 Yeah between the union ruling and Mick Mulvaney at the CFPB, the Dems are going to need to look for a foreign state sponsor soon.

Maybe Venezuela. Oh, right, they're out of money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2018 03:25 PM (AzW6q)

Mexico, assuming that AMLO is elected."

Yoohoo, we used to be good friends, remember? The doors still open!

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at June 26, 2018 03:28 PM (k1TUh)

346 Here I sit


Broken hearted


Paid ten cents


and only farted





Shithouse door beats paper

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at June 26, 2018 03:29 PM (ymnmz)

347 Yeah between the union ruling and Mick Mulvaney at the CFPB, the Dems
are going to need to look for a foreign state sponsor soon.

===
You mean more foreign state sponsors.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:29 PM (pw+jk)

348 This is why we need to import new voters

Posted by: MSM at June 26, 2018 03:29 PM (h/uSM)

349 speaking of leftist mobs, Justice Thomas says SCOTUS may have to start smacking down district court judges and their newly found injunction power in his concurrence.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 26, 2018 03:24 PM (FOPyv)


Did he really? That is so needed.

Did anyone else see the pic of him with Trump. It was the first time I saw a genuine smile on the guy in a decade. However, maybe he smiles like that all the time and I don't see those pics.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 03:29 PM (1lhwM)

350 Re the scotus union case, overheard on the radio
this morning that the unions feel its not going to go their way so they
are already trying to circumvent the possible ruling by 'fooling' folks
into paying dues anyways - hidden contractual language and such. It was
some lawyer guy on Varney and Co.





Posted by: IC at June 26, 2018 03:26 PM

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I read some article about unions in California where the unions were locking in peoples union dues a year ahead in anticipation of this ruling.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 26, 2018 03:29 PM (+Dllb)

351 This too shall pass.


Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at June 26, 2018 03:25 PM (ymnmz)
............


I don't know Fire Marshall Bill. Those burn scars are pretty bad.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2018 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

352 290 The horse is already out of the barn. Everyone that this order was intended to ban is now living in Europe, or Turkey, and soon they'll be citizens of one of the EU member states and then they'll come here and set up little bomb shops. They are patient, if not real tolerant of infidels.
Posted by: goon at June 26, 2018 02:02 PM (PEcU2)


Bullshit. Living in the EU for any amount of time means you have a digital fingerprint that's much much easier to trace... which you wouldn't have in Shitholeistan... which is the whole fucking point of the travel ban, idiot.

Posted by: Al Crapton at June 26, 2018 03:30 PM (u6WMm)

353 "Seems to be the corporate view that since the US isn't in the world cup, we should all cheer for Mexico. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby"


I think the VW commercials with people giving reasons why the US should cheer for their country are very clever. And the chicks from Iceland and Brazil are smoking hot.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2018 03:30 PM (OD2ni)

354 In a related poll, 80% of chickens want you to stop f*cking them.

Posted by: Mega at June 26, 2018 03:30 PM (164y9)

355 -
--
Are they carrying on and gnashing teeth and rendering garments?


Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:21 PM

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Render unto Nordstroms what is Nordstroms.


Posted by: irright at June 26, 2018 03:30 PM (RVcmP)

356
I'd like to watch my wife take a poll

Posted by: Billy Kristol at June 26, 2018 03:27 PM (164y9)


She's a little too old for me

Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 26, 2018 03:31 PM (10vO4)

357 Why are we talking about Redd Foxx. Is he pinin for the fjords?


What was he like 110?

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2018 03:31 PM (+lOpA)

358 What if that could happen nationwide, for all unions? IIANM, that is basically what will happen if this ruling goes the way we hope."

Democrats have been gradually turning their backs on the traditional union members for years, what with the racial wokeness and all that. This could cement the dems into the position of only being a bi-coastal party with very little influence anywhere in the heartland.

My real dream would be to see the SEIU abolished some day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 03:31 PM (k1TUh)

359 342 I don't think that the media realizes that all those pictures and videos that they've been showing for the past three weeks---the lines at the border, the detention centers, the protests--are making it look like an invasion from the south. They are undercutting their own message and helping Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:28 PM (y8Foj)

The elites in the media don't appear to be all that elite so far as intelligence goes. Or so far as getting results goes.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 26, 2018 03:31 PM (nBr1j)

360 Chickens can't vote.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 26, 2018 03:31 PM (md3fh)

361 Everything Fred Flintstone ever wrote was in stone, man. IN STONE!



Think about it.



Blows my mind.

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at June 26, 2018 03:31 PM (ymnmz)

362 Notice how he didn't say anything until after Pelosi did. That
spineless traitorous fuck did the same thing last year too about
something I can't remember. Didn't open his mouth on how a behavior was
bad until after Pelosi did first.
---
Wasn't that the Scalise assassination attempt?

She spoke first and then they stood side by side and proclaimed it was congress vs everyone else?

Posted by: Methos at June 26, 2018 03:31 PM (XQvuQ)

363 Just keep in mind, whatever these polls say about immigration and American's attitudes, add at least 10 points to the border hawk side.

People are scared to be called NeoNazis (since they are being called that every day) and these polling companies ALWAYS seem to over sample Democrats.

Posted by: Pede at June 26, 2018 03:31 PM (uc45P)

364 Just got here. Anyway, they learned nothing from their loss in '16. They're doubling down on everything they did wrong, and Hillary still won't shut up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (+lVUW)

365 330 BTW, leftist mob protesting outside of Chuckie Schumer's NYC apartment for not being woke enough.
Posted by: andycanuck

I suspect it's getting to the point that the Dems are as scared of their own constituents as they are of us.
Posted by: joncelli

They just misunderstood Maxine about who they were supposed to harrass.
Posted by: platypus

331 What do they want him to do?
-----
Show some balls and man up to fight the evil Trump presumably by coming out for open borders or the like. Ha, ha!
Posted by: andycanuck



Like Dr. Fronkenstein, the left has lost control of the monster they built.

LOL. That alligator isn't waiting to eat them last.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (W4LFA)

366 "Seems to be the corporate view that since the US isn't in the world cup, we should all cheer for Mexico. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby"

It's funny. I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
Yeah, fuck that shit.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (y8Foj)

367 Trump is #Winning so much even Andrew Sullivan wrote a column saying just give Trump his wall.

Ha!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (W+vEI)

368 New SCOTUS past-time: Whack da Judges.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (0Ef//)

369 Sampling of Leftist reactions on Twitter:

A reminder that the Supreme Court has been a reactionary impediment to progress in America for the vast majority of its history


The Constitution of the United States has failed


Senate Republicans spiking the football on their stolen Supreme Court seat that just upheld Trump's racist travel ban.


The US Supreme Court just ratified Donald Trump's "total and complete shutdown" of Muslims entry into the United States.

That last one from Keith Ellison.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)

370 340
Ryan's as useful as tits on a Ginsberg.

Posted by: Bosk at June 26, 2018 03:27 PM (fjMEv)


Ahem!

Posted by: Rosa Delauro at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (ymnmz)

371 16% "not sure"

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Posted by: Max Power at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (q177U)

372 The probable reason that we got good Supreme Court news today, is because tomorrow they are going to decide something that really matters. Money. The fix is in.

Posted by: goon at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (PEcU2)

373 Back in the day - -I mean WAY back in the day, in the 1950s -- Redd Foxx made some of the first X-rated albums ever released. They were totally over-the-top for the time, being filled with unacceptable cuss words and racial epithets and XXX-rated sexual stuff. Totally blew people's minds. There were many later imitators, but no one ever topped his foul-mouthed early stuff.

I actually have two of those records (which are very hard to find these days). If I transcribed even one line, I'd be banned from the Internet and thrown in jail.

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (c+2jX)

374 "Re the scotus union case, overheard on the radio this morning that the unions feel its not going to go their way so they are already trying to circumvent the possible ruling by 'fooling' folks into paying dues anyways -"


Would be funny if the majoirity was written by Gorusch. That would send them over the edge.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2018 03:33 PM (OD2ni)

375 Notice how he didn't say anything until after Pelosi did. That spineless traitorous fuck did the same thing last year too about something I can't remember. Didn't open his mouth on how a behavior was bad until after Pelosi did first.

Posted by: buzzion at June 26, 2018 03:26 PM (lKs2v)


Yeah, I know, he could have come out earlier. He could have come out with a motion to censure or something.

But I think this timing is perfect. Pelosi is getting "credit" for criticizing Waters, when she did no such thing. Ryan called her out by name, and said she should apologize. Now, the apologize game is stupid, but make them play it.

Pelosi is now to perilously close to Ryan - same with Schumer. They will have to thread the needle and back off of their current appearing to be critical of Maxine position and endorse.

Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2018 03:33 PM (Z5y53)

376 What was he like 110?"

Redd Foxx actually died on stage, during rehearsals, and since he had done his famous "i'm havin' a heart attack!" bit on stage so many times, everyone at the time thought he was just fooling around again - til they noticed he had stopped breathing and wasn't getting back up.

Kind of a grimly comical way to go.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 03:33 PM (k1TUh)

377 seems to be the corporate view that since the US isn't in the world cup, we should all cheer for Mexico. Fuck that shit.


In the current game I'm rooting for Iceland. Argentina is a real country with a population and an economy and stuff.

Iceland is 350,000 snowbacks. You take out the women, the children, the old, and infirm, and you have to figure that every eligible male is on the pitch right now.

(tied the game while I was typing, btw).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2018 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

378 I'd like to watch my wife take a poll

Posted by: Billy Kristol at June 26, 2018 03:27 PM (164y9)
.............

because you haven't been able to see yours in years, right?

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)

379 So I guess we have to start worrying about Mexicans--both in Mexico and here--going apeshit if Mexico doesn't win the World Cup?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:33 PM (y8Foj)

380 Clue for Democrats and RINO's: Trump won in 2016 on immigration.

Care to double down in 2018?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (ATVNj)

381 That whole Alt Right label got plastered on people after the election, iirc. First heard it from HRC.

The right has moved left since I've been alive. Maybe the alt right is the original right, I don't know.

But damn those dems message well, and it sticks. We still don't. We are smarter, dammit, why can't we master this like them. Makes me mad at myself too.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (1lhwM)

382 For the liberals and democrats who want to welcome all illegal aliens with open arms, here's what I want to know. How much is each of these people costing the taxpayers. From what I gather, these are people who are unskilled and probably won't earn enough to support themselves and their children.

I support Trump, skip the court business and deport them as soon as they cross the border.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (+lVUW)

383 I love how all this brings out the D-listers. Ron Pearlman is a friggin' dipsh*t.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (0tfLf)

384 Bullshit. Living in the EU for any amount of time means you have a
digital fingerprint that's much much easier to trace... which you
wouldn't have in Shitholeistan... which is the whole fucking point of
the travel ban, idiot.
---
And we know how useful that is, since every time there's an act of islamic terrorism in the EU they brag about how the activist was 'known to authorities'.

Posted by: Methos at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (XQvuQ)

385 "I believe that this nation is the last hope of Western civilization and if this oasis of the world shall be overrun, perverted, contaminated or destroyed, then the last flickering light of humanity will be extinguished. I take no issue with those who would praise the contributions which have been made to our society by people of many races, of varied creeds and colors. ...However, we have in the United States today hard-core, indigestible blocs which have not become integrated into the American way of life, but which, on the contrary are its deadly enemies. Today, as never before, untold millions are storming our gates for admission and those gates are cracking under the strain. The solution of the problems of Europe and Asia will not come through a transplanting of those problems en masse to the United States. ... I do not intend to become prophetic, but if the enemies of this legislation succeed in riddling it to pieces, or in amending it beyond recognition, they will have contributed more to promote this nation's downfall than any other group since we achieved our independence as a nation."

Sen. Pat McCarran (D- Nev.)
March 2, 1952
Re: Walter-McCarran (Immigration) Act

Posted by: Undocumented at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (5NMZN)

386 womp womp

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (5jVnA)

387 They're doubling down on everything they did wrong, and Hillary still won't shut up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (+lVUW)

---
but, as with socialism, *this* time it will w*rk!


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (huVNL)

388 A time some point the open borders advocates will be recognized as enemies of the state, traitors in the most general sense.
Axis powers in WWII probably had higher support.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (1g7ch)

389
Trump is #Winning so much even Andrew Sullivan wrote a column saying just give Trump his wall.

Ha!
Posted by: Lizzy


He wants the glory hole concession.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (IqV8l)

390 To the tune of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" it's The Madness of Maxine doing their new hit, "No Borders," let's cut to the first verse:

Donald, don' take this chile from me
I can't get up off the floor
We got stopped by the I.C.E.
Crawlin' through the southern door

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (REoyH)

391 Why are we talking about Redd Foxx. Is he pinin for the fjords?

Posted by: eleven


Because Mad Maxine Waters reminds everyone or Aunt Esther.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2018 03:35 PM (W4LFA)

392 Redd Foxx actually died on stage, during rehearsals, and since he had done his famous "i'm havin' a heart attack!" bit on stage so many times, everyone at the time thought he was just fooling around again - til they noticed he had stopped breathing and wasn't getting back up.

Kind of a grimly comical way to go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 03:33 PM (k1TUh)

It occurred on the set of the comedy series he was in at the time. Same as John Ritter.
Around the same time too.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:35 PM (y8Foj)

393 I actually have two of those records (which are very hard to find these days). If I transcribed even one line, I'd be banned from the Internet and thrown in jail.

Yeah but like Blazing Saddles, its funny as hell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 03:35 PM (39g3+)

394 >>"Seems to be the corporate view that since the US isn't in the world cup, we should all cheer for Mexico. Fuck that shit.



That assumes we give a sh#t about soccer.
If the US really cared about soccer we would be winning the World Cup all the time, because all the athletic young men would not be pursuing baseball, basketball, football, hockey....


(Apologies to soccer fans, but...)

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2018 03:35 PM (W+vEI)

395 Since we are essentially dealing with terrorists (Dem extremists) it is a good strategy to stay on the down low. Putting a Trump bumper sticker on your car or wearing a MAGA cap is asking for trouble. So, how many people who tell pollsters they are Demonrats are actually that? If the polling firms know this to be the case, that might explain the over-sampling. And they still can't get the numbers they'd like. *Nelson Muntz: Ha-ha!*

Posted by: Ruthless at June 26, 2018 03:35 PM (md3fh)

396 Did the dems hire Wile E. Coyote as their new strategist?
Poor
Wile E. was let down by inferior Acme products. At least he didn't keep
using the same bat man costume over and over expecting different
results.


Posted by: clutch cargo


I was screwed over by the script. These people write their own and they suck.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at June 26, 2018 03:35 PM (GYX1g)

397 A reminder that the Supreme Court has been a reactionary impediment to progress in America for the vast majority of its history





The Constitution of the United States has failed





Senate Republicans spiking the football on their stolen Supreme Court seat that just upheld Trump's racist travel ban.





The US Supreme Court just ratified Donald Trump's "total and complete shutdown" of Muslims entry into the United States.



That last one from Keith Ellison.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)

==========
Leftists' tears sweet and salty. Nothing tastes better or goes better in a dirty martini.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2018 03:35 PM (pw+jk)

398 Sampling of Leftist reactions on Twitter:

A reminder that the Supreme Court has been a reactionary impediment to progress in America for the vast majority of its history


The Constitution of the United States has failed


Senate Republicans spiking the football on their stolen Supreme Court seat that just upheld Trump's racist travel ban.


The US Supreme Court just ratified Donald Trump's "total and complete shutdown" of Muslims entry into the United States.

That last one from Keith Ellison.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)


HIDDEN AGENDA: we need to be globalist, open borders, so we can have another court that can overrule the Supreme Court. Like they do in the EU.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 26, 2018 03:36 PM (1lhwM)

399 may have been mentioned already, but Ace borked his opportunity in the poast headline: "After #twoweeks of..."


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2018 03:36 PM (huVNL)

400 nood

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2018 03:36 PM (k1TUh)

401 The English announcers can't say Croatia.


It's always Croasher.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2018 03:36 PM (+lOpA)

402 Shit. Iceland is playing Croatia. I take it all back.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2018 03:36 PM (fuK7c)

403 I keep hearing about this "World Cup" I just don't know what it is. Some sort of a B list sporting event?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 26, 2018 03:36 PM (0OmEj)

404 I'm a third American Indian, a third British and a third German, there is no Indian soccer team there so I have to choose between England and Germany. I do both, I laughed my ass off when Germany beat Sweden in the last minute. Fargin Iceholes.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2018 03:37 PM (6Ll1u)

405 Sen. Pat McCarran (D- Nev.)
March 2, 1952
Re: Walter-McCarran (Immigration) Act
Posted by: Undocumented at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (5NMZN)

He was great in The Godfather , Part 2"

Posted by: JoeF. at June 26, 2018 03:37 PM (y8Foj)

406 Just got here. Anyway, they learned nothing from their loss in '16. They're doubling down on everything they did wrong, and Hillary still won't shut up.

--

She's going to turn into 'Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" Going mad while desperately trying to get her limelight back.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 26, 2018 03:37 PM (mQ0Mc)

407 Nood

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 26, 2018 03:37 PM (RD7QR)

408 380 Clue for Democrats and RINO's: Trump won in 2016 on immigration.Care to double down in 2018?Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2018 03:34 PM (ATVN
--------------

Hold our beer

Posted by: Democrats and the Media in July August and September at June 26, 2018 03:38 PM (164y9)

409 We need to introduce the term 'alt-left' to allow the moderate Dems to feel okay about voting with Trump on selected issues.

Posted by: Gumby The Grateful at June 26, 2018 03:38 PM (2LelM)

410 I'm a third American Indian, a third British and a third German, there is no Indian soccer team there so I have to choose between England and Germany. I do both, I laughed my ass off when Germany beat Sweden in the last minute. Fargin Iceholes.


The "last minute" was minute 96 of a 90 minute game. I love how kickball has no accountability for time.

I have a German friend who is rooting against Germany because they have a Turk on the team who says his president is Erdogan.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2018 03:39 PM (fuK7c)

411 344 If SCOTUS goes against enforced union dues it will be a Yuge win. It would go a long way toward breaking the backs of the unions, and their traditional role as Dem support operations. Look what happened to the Wisconsin teacher's union when they were no longer able to force payment. A large proportion of teachers stopped paying into the union. What if that could happen nationwide, for all unions? IIANM, that is basically what will happen if this ruling goes the way we hope.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 26, 2018 03:28 PM (md3fh)

Keep in mind, AFSCME forcefully confiscates dues even from non-members.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 26, 2018 03:39 PM (WDCYi)

412 In a related poll, 80% of chickens want you to stop f*cking them.


Posted by: Mega at June 26, 2018 03:30 PM


The other 20% don't come here for the hunting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2018 03:39 PM (p+Wdc)

413 There's Ugly, then there's Hideous, then there's Scrotum Shrinking Ugly. Meet Rosa DeLauro.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 26, 2018 03:39 PM (Y9uH4)

414 But damn those dems message well, and it sticks. We still don't.

It only works if pop culture goes along, or we get lucky like with Robert "Punchy" DeNiro or Fake News. Its easy to make something part of the culture when you control all the voices.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 03:41 PM (39g3+)

415 The "last minute" was minute 96 of a 90 minute game. I love how kickball has no accountability for time.

They games have a set, absolute length, but the clock keeps ticking during penalties, so they add that time on the end of the game. That way its always the full duration of the game in play, no matter how many penalties. Only the refs know for sure how long it is, because they keep the clock.

That is the only really positive thing about soccer, the strict time limit and the curiosity of the extra time making it uncertain when the bell goes off. Its like adding a random amount of time at the end of a football game, for extra drama.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2018 03:43 PM (39g3+)

416 forced union dues ... just look at the $140B debt in IL thanks to the union mob and The Boss running the state for decades.

Sure ... golden pensions and early retirement promises all stolen from the citizens that had no representation, the Dems represented the unions, the unions collected the dues. .. mo' money mo' money. You want that easy public money, gotta pay The Boss.

It was bribery straight up ... not sure if the suit applies to the private unions, but those can also be a mob like operation, except they can bankrupt companies whereas the public unions "bankrupt" the whole state. Absurd coercion ... gotta win this one.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 26, 2018 03:44 PM (bT8Z4)

417 If SCOTUS goes against enforced union dues it will be a Yuge win.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 26, 2018 03:28 PM (md3fh)

This and Kennedy AND RBG announcing their retirements.

Posted by: golfman at June 26, 2018 03:50 PM (If3tB)

418 I haven't cared about kickball since about the third grade.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 26, 2018 03:51 PM (7ZVPa)

419 100 minus (21+16)=100-37=63 percent neither in favor nor uncertain so closer to 2/3 than 3/4; but a strong majority.

Posted by: CCO at June 26, 2018 03:53 PM (vuPc6)

420 Wonder what it would take to get the mental health system back in shape? It would be very helpful to be able to get some of the mentally ill off our streets.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2018 03:55 PM (JKNZq)

421 hmm...its almost as if america is a center-right country or something...
and that demographic actually sorta loves their country in that they are not in favor of just handing out citizenship to just anybody
because said citizenship has some sort of value
or meaning

Posted by: sound awake at June 26, 2018 03:58 PM (l15zd)

422 It's beginning to look like the Dems will get absolutely waxed in the elections.

The problem then will be dealing with their violence. I hope everyone's getting prepared for that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 26, 2018 04:05 PM (HiLJ1)

423
21%? that's about the size of the hard-left dyed in the wool True Believers.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 26, 2018 04:56 PM (1hM1d)

424 Shoulda been prettier, whiter, and cuter, I guess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2018 04:58 PM (oVJmc)

425 Let's jettison this "open borders" terminology. It's just a fancy way to say "no borders."

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 26, 2018 05:18 PM (hKi6n)

426 This does rather bear out, given #Walkaway and Dems quickly losing *another* base to their Teh Chilluns! antics.

Posted by: Saber Alter at June 26, 2018 06:01 PM (yWWaf)

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