aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Friday Night's ONT is a Mystery
ONT comments go here, on this thread. You can find the content here. The game is afoot!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:06 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 10:06 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Toad-O at June 22, 2018 10:06 PM (U+67+)
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Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (pgJGB)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (rhdgT)
It's a time warp. You go in the future with that link.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (uCgfn)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (SRarZ)
Let me see them titties!
Posted by: Koko, the Zombie Gorilla at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (GNCPT)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Koko, the Zombie Gorilla at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (8O3HH)
Put 'em on the glass!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (lSrgA)
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Yeah, click to get content and then backtrack to comment. It's like he thinks we're Morons or something.
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: Toad-O at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (U+67+)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Charlie Heston at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (9UyJs)
Hmmm. Wonder what tonight's OOOT will be?
Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (pgJGB)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (hmCRY)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (rhdgT)
"You are in a maze of twisty little passageways, all different."
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (SRarZ)
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Well, we learned in the last thread that you're married to Dick. This should provide for an ample supply of juvenile jokes in future threads.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (lSrgA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOG-pQ4aJhE
Press kit:
https://www.rocketlabusa.com/assets/Uploads/
Its-Business-Time-Press-Kit.pdf
It's Business Time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZcYPEszN8
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (2iA43)
Posted by: Dr. Emeritus strawdog at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (uCgfn)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (rhdgT)
Bwahahahaha
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Koko, the Zombie Gorilla at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (8O3HH)
Cuz I don't have that app.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Cicero
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Actually, she married a big Dick.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (kufk0)
Makes Hulk angry
Fortunately I've got other stuff I can do, it's just, you know, makes Hulk angry. Gotta wait until Monday to do important stuff.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (Iynsv)
married to Dick. This should provide for an ample supply of juvenile
jokes in future threads.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (lSrgA)
Yes. I am married to Dick. I sleep with Dick. I love Dick. Dick got me banner here once. Dick. Dick. My life is Dick. I've just extended the jokes to at least 24 months maybe more.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (SRarZ)
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Well, we learned in the last thread that you're married to Dick. This should provide for an ample supply of juvenile jokes in future threads.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (lSrgA)
Yes, and my first thought was whether it was Spotted Dick or Painted Dick.
I have to reduce my AoS time.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (KxbBq)
No, it's her lesbians we're enthralled with.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (kufk0)
True. He was originally a Big Dick. Then he was KindofADick. Now he's just Dick. Hmm.....
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (SRarZ)
"Thread Closed"!
Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (Iynsv)
These are perfectly legitimate lesbians.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (9Uj9z)
It's official. I am my grandpa.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:15 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:15 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 10:15 PM (XQQJg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:15 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (4DCSq)
Okay.. maybe too much alcohol. I don't get it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: bananaDream at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (yRBj9)
I think she has a crush on Gorilla Pundit. I mean, who wouldn't?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: kegeshook at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (s2LKJ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)
It's ok. We will survive. Maybe someday we'll get our own AoS meme too. Meanwhile, I am honored to be willowed. I miss that girl.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (SRarZ)
youtube.com/watch?v=srHM2sIll68
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (8O3HH)
Yes, they do. Titties gotta be free.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (lSrgA)
His concerts lately have been pretty thin
Posted by: Fat Jack at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: kegeshook at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (s2LKJ)
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You're going to do the work for us and report back, right? Because I've had an exhausting day.
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (uCgfn)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (l9m7l)
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Don't eat anything green!!!!
Broccoli, spinach, whatever.
That's what turns you into angry Hulk.
Seriously!
Well, that's what my son told me when he was little.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (0jtPF)
youtube.com/watch?v=srHM2sIll68
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (6FqZa)
I have my heart set on it this year. Santa, bring me dick!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (E4NQ0)
This is going to wind up getting someone banned by trying to comment on that thread I bet. And I am not going to decide that Morse code message.
Uh, oh...
Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (9iqRc)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (iTpm7)
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Santa is hung like a Keebler elf.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (fZuhk)
Obviously we need to send buses to bring them here.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (9Uj9z)
That's so cute
Posted by: Fat Jack at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: bananaDream at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (yRBj9)
A little warning next time. Don't you know that I suffer from Aibohpophobia?
Jeeze!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (rhdgT)
His work beckons to me. Really.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (8O3HH)
It's official. I am my grandpa.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:15 PM (EhZNT)
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Ha!
When you're 19, you worry about turning into your parents.
Then you get to be.....um....29....and you worry about turning into your GRANDparents!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (9iqRc)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (SRarZ)
These margins are two narrow. I have all this wasted white space on my monitor. That screen real estate should be filled with gifs, animations, dancing girls with sound, and advertising.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (XTrNh)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197354149015552
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197444376842241
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197544931086339
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197658936496128
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197760623153154
Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (8O3HH)
<Hops up onto Bad Santa's lap>
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: bananaDream at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (yRBj9)
Open your mouth, and close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise.
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (rhdgT)
Yes, I have, Bluebell!
How are you, down there in NoVA?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (rhdgT)
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Are we still talking about Santa's dick?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (KxbBq)
Meh ... its not as bad as they'd have you think.
I lost count.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (fiGNd)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197858707001346
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197963308756992
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010198076341006337
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010198173812445187
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010198277738979328
Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (SRarZ)
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Because if you try to comment on the linked thread, which Weirddave has cleverly disguised to look like a REAL thread, you get a message saying "Thread closed."
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: #IHOb at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (2//jc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (V2Yro)
"'I am not a unicorn,' Michelle Obama tells library convention"
I think I'll pass. The jokes write themselves.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (rnXGe)
LOL.. he yelled at me once too, years ago. I just sort of slinked away and laid low for awhile.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (SRarZ)
Cause the last time something like this was done with Maet creating a scannable QR barcode image of a skull that sent you to a content post of the ONT attempting to comment on that thread resulted in getting banned.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (hmCRY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (OuRYP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (SRarZ)
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For posting where the content is, which may very well say " all of ye who attempt to post in this closed thread are banned" in a pictoral form of Morse code.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (rhdgT)
Yeah that Dave.. he's a real clown.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:26 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)
"If Ace ain't yelled at you, you ain't nobody" - Rickey Henderson
Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2018 10:26 PM (eh0Va)
which Weirddave has cleverly disguised to look like a REAL thread, you
get a message saying "Thread closed."
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (rhdgT)
AHA! See, I am smart enough to only comment here. I ignored that crap that was the linked thread.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:26 PM (SRarZ)
but i'm far too lazy to transliterate it. Lemme know when someone else puts in the effort and i'll copy off their paper.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 10:26 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (OuRYP)
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (rhdgT)
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Standard HQ protocol calls for the presence of a moose out front.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (lSrgA)
or no?
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (9iqRc)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (8O3HH)
I luurves surprises!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (iTpm7)
Not a unicorn, a jackass
Or a female dog with pups
Posted by: Fat Jack at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (roQNm)
Well you have to. The translators work for reference. But there's way too much information to decode CW visually. You get used to it. I don't even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead...
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:28 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 10:28 PM (BRvh1)
...it does.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14685
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:28 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:28 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:28 PM (sdi6R)
You're welcome.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (SRarZ)
The focus this time: Mis-gender all the things!!1!
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14711
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (itfg0)
Rocket Lab is holding currently.
That gives me time to change to my Rocket Lab T-shirt.
looks like you can take your time.
Posted by: #IHOb at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (2//jc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (OuRYP)
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Rats.
Sliced by the Hammer again.
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (W3ofY)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (rhdgT)
The flame is hot. Don't touch it again!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2018 10:30 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (9Uj9z)
Wait. Is that wrong? No one told me that was wrong.
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 10:30 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:30 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (EhZNT)
yeah, I stole that line.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (Iynsv)
Just When You Thought The Rotherham Rape Gang Scandal Couldn't Get Any Worse...
That's nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIhvUysq_UM
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (vWMNq)
Goodnight, my fellow 'rons and 'ettes. Sleep well.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 10:32 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (W3ofY)
So his nic is not just ironic?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:32 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2018 10:30 PM (wYseH)
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Oh, you'd just love it if I banned myself, wouldn't you.
I still haven't forgiven you for asking Pixy to ban me that time.
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:32 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (rhdgT)
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Are we still talking about Santa's dick?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (lSrgA)
No - I haven't seen it yet, but I can't wait!!!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:32 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 10:33 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:33 PM (iTpm7)
What was it old Fermi said in his last annotation, "I see the answer but there isn't enough room in the margins to write it all down?" or something like that.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:33 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Steck at June 22, 2018 10:33 PM (LlRQB)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (UPHEE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (rhdgT)
Loving it here, bluebell!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (KxbBq)
Laura Ingraham just showed the pic (from the Daily Mail) of the female FBI agent who called us retarded POS.
Laura snarked, "She looks like a Dartmouth feminist studies major." (And Laura is a Dartmouth grad.
This wymyn has long, greasy, stringy hair. I MUST go find her picture for the horde.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (Iynsv)
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A Bing image search will answer all of your questions about her.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (I16G8)
I felt special... It was like my first time! I can't recall now what either of us was on about though...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (uCgfn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (lSrgA)
No - I haven't seen it yet, but I can't wait!!!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:32 PM (iTpm7)
One day, I'll be able to tell my grandkids, "I was there when the nicks were coined for both Bear with Asymmetrical Balls AND Santa's Dick". And they'll give me that pained smile and nod to the friendly nurse who will dose me out of my damn coconut.
It's gonna be AWESOME.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (hyuyC)
"Hit the heavy bag more, and clean your weapons, and, oh yes, buy more ammo. Gonna come a storm."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: Mattski at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (AHhsr)
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Media at June 22, 2018 10:37 PM (pvjTE)
A wooden warehouse built back in the 40's, packed completely full with Barton's 1792 whiskey barrels collapsed today, and several THOUSAND gallons of the finest Kentucky Bourbon was lost!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 10:37 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:37 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)
It's gonna be AWESOME.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (fZuhk)
But do you remember when CBD was NJConservative.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (hmCRY)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (cvabZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) gets to the end at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (d/thM)
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (hmCRY)
I do not, no. I'm guessing it was over 5 years ago?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) gets to the end at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (yQpMk)
my dick is titillated.
[Tom, not Ziffle]
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (cvabZ)
++++
https://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (pvjTE)
https://tinyurl.com/yd864dlz
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)
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Agent Sally Moyer. America's Finest.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:40 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) gets to the end at June 22, 2018 10:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (ptqGC)
A wooden warehouse built back in the 40's, packed completely full with Barton's 1792 whiskey barrels collapsed today, and several THOUSAND gallons of the finest Kentucky Bourbon was lost!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 10:37 PM (V2Yro)
That's tragic, but did you see this from earlier today?
223 OT, but this is really important.
https://tinyurl.com/y9m7lbjq
Posted by: pep at June 22, 2018 01:32 PM (5GcKk)
Interesting and weird.
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (lSrgA)
It was over ten miles away, that's all I know.
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (6FqZa)
A few errors on my part in there
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (6FqZa)
Oh man what a waste of bourbon. Heres a musical tribute
https://youtu.be/ZFTcUnjGsyk
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (eASYU)
No, but I know who Jessa Rhodes is. She is definitely gonna get her stocking stuffed come Christmas.
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (hmCRY)
++++
It won't let you. You get THREAD CLOSED message when you hit Post.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (lSrgA)
My husband saw her pic and said, "Has she ever heard of shampoo?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (pHfeF)
++++
It'll give you something to think about in the barrel.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: THE COMMENT BLOCK at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
And remember, Bad Santa rewards naughty girls, not nice ones.
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (ptqGC)
Of course she has. It's the bottle that says "10w30" on it.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (ptqGC)
I thought she's just too dumb to come in out of the rain.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:44 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (rhdgT)
People were always really excited in school hen I was on their team when we did a trivia game day in class to prepare/review for the test.
Also I joined the academic team as a junior and one day for practice as a senior it was me vs everyone else there who had been doing it since junior high and going over the stuff.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:44 PM (hmCRY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (ptqGC)
Yikes!
by which I mean, I am sure she is a peach.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:44 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:45 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:45 PM (ptqGC)
one says, "hey, where's the big dumb cluck?"
another says "she ran off and married some capon named Barack."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:45 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 10:45 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 10:45 PM (E4NQ0)
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (8O3HH)
How convenient! I've been especially naughty lately. Could Christmas come in July this year?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Rgallegos at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (59GQk)
Posted by: Toad-O at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (U+67+)
https://tinyurl.com/yd864dlz
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)
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Well.
Isn't she ....nice?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (0jtPF)
What a gift. You must have a photographic memory, I guess?
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: The Margins at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (hmCRY)
[redacted]
A few errors on my part in there
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (pHfeF)
++++
Maybe a cob can edit that comment to unblow the margins.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 10:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (pvjTE)
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That's just ice cream.
Posted by: The Penguin at June 22, 2018 10:47 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (pvjTE)
*looks around for Mega-Maid toggle*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (rhdgT)
He has an archiving system you wouldn't believe.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (JGBbg)
"Is anybody missing their shower curtain?"
"I loved her work on Star Trek: The Next Generation"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: mindful webworker - always gets fooled again at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (jMD9L)
What a gift. You must have a photographic memory, I guess?
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (rhdgT)
I don't think so. But my memory is pretty good. Especially for useless trivial stuff.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:49 PM (hmCRY)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (Iynsv)
https://tinyurl.com/yd864dlz
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)
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Well.
Isn't she ....nice?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (0jtPF)
Scroll down and check out Agent #2, Kevin Clinesmith. He's a real peach, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (KxbBq)
*coughs uncomfortably*
*mutters an apology*
*scans list of nics once more*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (E4NQ0)
she obviously washes her hair with Crisco.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:51 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:52 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:52 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: wing at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (RSMz4)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (fZuhk)
lately. Could Christmas come in July this year?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
My buddy Bob@NSA just sent me your file. Yep, Christmas is coming in July.
Well, in the Southern Hemisphere, the summer solstice is the winter solstice, so it's sort of like Christmas now anyway, in a sense.
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:52 PM (kufk0)
On a Friday night? Best have reservations.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (EhZNT)
I sense a disturbance in the force, like a mob, ten thousand strong, suddenly cried out and then lost their shit.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:55 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (ptqGC)
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Er...shaped like a peach anyway.
*sigh*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:55 PM (0jtPF)
Curly breaks something.Moe: you're gonna fix that, you half-brother to a weasel!Curly: Listen, you! On behalf of the weasel I resent that![Moe gives Curly a sharp poke in the nose]
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:55 PM (KxbBq)
I assume that everyone has heard about Mexico's likely next President
(and hardcore leftist) openly say he wants to see millions upon millions
(more) of Mexicans to invade the U.S.?
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (itfg0)
Such statements are a gift.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 10:55 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (ptqGC)
So she goes undercover as a hobo-ette? But which came first, her dedication to her career, or her appalling hygiene?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:56 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: X-ray at June 22, 2018 10:56 PM (HxbkP)
(and hardcore leftist) openly say he wants to see millions upon millions
(more) of Mexicans to invade the U.S.?
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (itfg0)
Well, the fewer citizens his country has, the fewer chances he'll get assassinated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:56 PM (ptqGC)
Oh, on second thought, real Skip said good night a while ago. Off to check hashes of those who may be socking real skip.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (2DOZq)
Agent #1 is obviously someone who works in a call center and has a great telephone personality.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (Zskvw)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (/qEW2)
(and hardcore leftist) openly say he wants to see millions upon millions
(more) of Mexicans to invade the U.S.?
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (itfg0)
Such statements are a gift.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 10:55 PM (rnXGe)
The problem is that this f**ker means it.
Imagine millions of women and children being led into the U.S. while Mexico hopes someone fires back. And you just know they'll have the press there from around the world.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (tGO9e)
Okay, gun to your head: Gummy or Sally Moyer?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
Well, in the Southern Hemisphere, the summer solstice is the
winter solstice, so it's sort of like Christmas now anyway, in a sense.
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (8O3HH)
<claps hands>
Oh goody! It's almost July! Cock time!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:59 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:59 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (hmCRY)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (tGO9e)
The Daily Mail has some nice eye bleach for Sally Moyer exposure, I see over in the TandA sidebar.
Emily-Ratajkowski:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5871777
She is quoted saying how much she loves her boobs, and boobs in general.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH)
Executive Order stopping all transfers of money to Mexico
The streets will be swimming in blood from the liberals heads exploding
Posted by: Fat Jack at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
"All cats are slightly oleaginous and smell like stale Birkenstock in the dark"
- Socrates (quoting Nietzche)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (fZuhk)
Speaking of great telephone personality, I once met a very nice lady, very nice. A truly caring person, wonderful person. Who weighed at least 800 pounds, was married, and pregnant.
True story.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 11:02 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 11:03 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 11:03 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:03 PM (OuRYP)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:03 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (E4NQ0)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (itfg0)
===
Gaza-exico?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (6FqZa)
Speaking of great telephone personality, I once met a very nice lady, very nice. A truly caring person, wonderful person. Who weighed at least 800 pounds, was married, and pregnant.
True story.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 11:02 PM (roQN
Was she worried about losing her pregnancy weight after having her baby?
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (hmCRY)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (cW5Gl)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (tGO9e)
Whatevs. There's no Izzy Stradlin anywhere on the entire damn page.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (nWc4E)
Rib Eyes denied congress, sent to Walter Reed
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y959kdxr
And James Woods does Time cover for Trump
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yahf84sy
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (W3ofY)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (tGO9e)
Is it Fight Club?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (iTpm7)
Hope all is well Slap, give me a call.
Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (yJ1e6)
I decreased my own taxes. Not a lot, but at least I could do so and still carry out our mission.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM
I don't think her pregnancy was much advanced. It didn't show yet. But I am not an expert in these things.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 11:06 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:06 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:03 PM (I16G
++++
That name/hash combo has been posting since the beginning of the month. Not necessarily an asshole. Might just be someone new who isn't aware of all the features of Pixyware.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 11:06 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (nWc4E)
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What a dummy! Ha ha ha ha! I would never do anything like that!
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 11:07 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH)
Boobs are essential, to some.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:07 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 11:07 PM (KxbBq)
Hope all is well Slap, give me a call.
Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (yJ1e6)
Ya know, he did yesterday, iirc. His mom was still having mini strokes but he said full evaluation wouldn't be until Saturday. I wasn't on but one thread today, so maybe someone else has a more current update.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:08 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:08 PM (OuRYP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 11:08 PM (ptqGC)
There was a bar in Aggieville back in the day called "Hooves". They advertised 300 pounds of dancing flesh.
A buddy stopped me, and said "They only have one dancer!" Gave it a miss. The bar is gone now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:08 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 11:06 PM (pvjTE)
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If it is socking a regular, that is bannable and automatically puts them into asshole category.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:09 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH)
Thing is, that's all she ever talks about. Her boobs. It's like her whole being is in her boobs. NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:09 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 11:09 PM (ptqGC)
Hope all is well Slap, give me a call.
Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (yJ1e6)
Yes, I talked to him about an hour ago. Mom at least trying to talk. They should know more tomorrow. No MRI results yet.
His father is supplied with bread and cold cuts, so all is well on that front.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:10 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:10 PM (DAdSz)
"Tonight this ONT is a cypher. If you can read it, don't something, everyone that it says"...
-So I'll keep it to myself.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:11 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 11:11 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:10 PM (DAdSz)
Depends, how much cash do you have?
Posted by: A friendly neighborhood hooker at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (itfg0)
See? I don't understand most people's attitude towards PC in movies. The main priority is not an interesting yarn. The main priority is a sequence of didactic illustrations of SJW concepts. Now this is ok if it occurs just once or twice in the movie. But I've noticed over the years that it has become more frequent. If you feel that once every few minutes the filmmakers are wagging their fingers at you, lecturing and scolding you from behind the scenes, it throws you out of the experience. At that point the annoyance begins to outweigh any pleasure you might derive, and you simply stop going, following the path of least resistance. I've learned to gauge the SJW level based on the buzz around the movie. I'm like a mouse that's been shocked in that part of the maze, so I just avoid it. But most people seem conditioned almost the opposite, as if they have an *obligation* to see these movies, as if they must see a big budget spectacle, or the copyright holder to a big franchise, even if that means torturing themselves and subsidizing a bunch of sociopaths who are trying to destroy our society.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (fiGNd)
Depends on how much they can take, I guess.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 11:13 PM (ptqGC)
Your Grace, the message is a lot of "POOP".
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:06 PM (hyuyC)
Salty! Thank you!
So this is an invisible poop ONT?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:13 PM (iTpm7)
Hmmmm
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:13 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:11 PM (Ckg4U)
Hey Slap, I've gotta a cold Bud headed your way. Should be at your USB port any second now.
Enjoy.
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:09 PM (I16G
++++
If someone came along and started socking, say Calm Mentor, that would be likely deliberate. But, Skip is a short, common name. Especially since it appears the other Skip isn't posting at the same time, it could be that new Skip isn't aware that someone else was already using that name.
If he's doing it on purpose, sure, asshole. But, before we go calling people names, maybe all's it takes is a heads up and he can choose another handle.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (Ckg4U)
Yea, I don't think it worked.
I haven't seen margins blown this much in a long time. My iPad Pro can handle, but on a phone it must be awful.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (KeRzR)
And good night Jane D'oh.
Sweet dreams of NZ missile "It's Business Time" blasting off.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (bML9A)
Heh
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (fiGNd)
As noted above, socking a regular will get you band.
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)
Yea, I don't think it worked.
I haven't seen margins blown this much in a long time. My iPad Pro can handle, but on a phone it must be awful.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (KeRzR)
Blown margins are best enjoyed on a phone by setting it to vibrate...
Posted by: iHat at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (itfg0)
You can't. They're indistinguishable.
Posted by: Stolen joke at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (OuRYP)
Posted by: Koko, the Zombie Gorilla at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Showing all due respect for our kakistocracy in D.C.
(TGE excepted.)
Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (ijO9y)
Live music?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (iTpm7)
I'm socking myself right now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:17 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: iHat at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (itfg0)
Hmmm.
I have been doing it wrong.
BRB.
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:17 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: ScoggDog
Most improper socking is punishable by the Barrel.
Recursive socking is punishable by the Klein Bottle.
Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (E4NQ0)
Not a proud moment.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (cvabZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Koko, the Zombie Gorilla at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (8O3HH)
Come over here, minky.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (iTpm7)
It*s night I get to stay up late like a grown up!
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: The Political Hat
He's sending slaves to his masters (the Drug Cartels). The Cartels run Mexico anyway so his President title is just ceremonial.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (JGBbg)
Klein bottle is actually a phased torus.
Posted by: The 4th Dimensional Hat at June 22, 2018 11:20 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:20 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (iTpm7)
Or weak attempt at humor. But i like your idea better.
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:21 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:21 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (WEBkv)
But, before we go calling people names, maybe all's it takes is a heads up and he can choose another handle.
Has someone given "jim" in SD a heads up about our original Galveston Jim?
Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (4DCSq)
the tom arnold interview about michael cohen and the Trump tapes on cnn is comedy platinum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udNHsk57f24
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ScoggDog
"Socking myself" that sounds dirty.
Posted by: X-ray at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (HxbkP)
Posted by: The Political Hat
He's sending slaves to his masters (the Drug Cartels). The Cartels run Mexico anyway so his President title is just ceremonial.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (HCqAo)
While may have ties to the drug cartels, he is an authentic Social Justice Warrior far more than the evil SOBs who run Nicaragua, Cuba, Venezuela, and Bolivia.
Posted by: El Sombrero Político at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:09 PM
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Pretty much.
But occasionally she talks about how oppressed she is because the Hollywood patriarchy treats her like the Girl Who Has Boobs.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Pavel Chekov at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (d7rqI)
Getting closer
TONI#IITJNSTMNTIS AKEYANHEEN.IFYANHEEN.IF #UCREADIT#J#TNAILEVEAE#9E TITSA#"#O#"E
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: wodun at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (lFga6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (HCqAo)
I've read that about the cartels too.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: The 4th Dimensional Hat at June 22, 2018 11:20 PM (itfg0)
We quit making the Phased Torus ... it's all SUV's and Trucks now.
And ScoggDog Sucks !!!
Posted by: Ford Motor Company at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog
swing hard, don't miss.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: The 4th Dimensional Hat
Here in Minnesota, we have the Klein Bank.
Which, topologically, contains all of the money.
Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2018 11:24 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:24 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:24 PM (MTjB1)
It widens the margins and people on their phones can't read the blog any longer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)
I want to say prayers ascending for your Mom, Dad and you. I was turning in, but I wanted to get this message out.
And to tell Weird Dave that he posted a worthy ONT puzzle. Hard to decode.
Back to Darken Ship.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:25 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:25 PM (hmCRY)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 22, 2018 11:25 PM (mgqr3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:25 PM (mMeIQ)
Getting closer
TONI#IITJNSTM NTISAKEYANHEEN.IFYA NHEEN.IF#UCREADI NAILE VEAE#9ETITSA#"#O#"E
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (pHfeF)
GFY, Aand stop socking a regular, you asshole.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:26 PM (I16G8)
How are you doing?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPr-xsQvhgw
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:26 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2018 11:27 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: kegeshook at June 22, 2018 11:27 PM (s2LKJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:27 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: DB Cooper at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (LU8fy)
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (nD6xh)
You're being the margins, Skip.
Stop. Skip, stop.
Why are you breaking the margins.
They're not even food.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (nWc4E)
And ScoggDog Sucks !!!
Posted by: Ford Motor Company at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (fiGNd)
Interesting question on a political poll call I got this past week.
It was allegedly from an "independent polling firm" but asked if I was more or less likely to vote for the GOP candidate after some hit piece statements against him.
During the poll, they suddenly asked if I thought it was factually true that the Ford F-series was the best selling truck in the U.S. since 1977.
Then they went back to all the usual political crap.
It reminded me of John Eckdals question on Twitter if journalists know anyone who owned a truck.
Thought the inclusion of the question was... curious.
Posted by: The Polled Hat (no, not like that so stop tittering like school girls) at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (h7sWp)
Posted by: The chicken of depression at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (IC7R4)
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (itfg0)
I will figure it out in the morning
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (MTjB1)
I'm too tired to talk on the phone and I just want to be left alone, really. Not in a bad way, nor are any of you invasive.
Thank you for your prayers and wishes. You know I greatly appreciate them.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 11:30 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:30 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 11:30 PM (E4NQ0)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (hmCRY)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 11:30 PM (2CQCl)
It's the sanguine drinking.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June
you mean because skip has been sticking it to the margins?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (mMeIQ)
Tataas need love and snuggling only!
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (KeRzR)
Lol!,
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (nD6xh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)
SKIP!
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June
shooting?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (MTjB1)
Tataas need love and snuggling only!
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (DAdSz)
Classic Yellowbeard quote.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (E4NQ0)
You're being the margins, Skip.
Stop. Skip, stop.
Why are you breaking the margins.
They're not even food.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (fZuhk)
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This is not the regular Skip. This is some asshole who is socking the regular Skip who has been posting for only a few weeks, likely to be a a person who has a handle that denotes negative thoughts surrounded and sealed in some sort of metal.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)
Chum?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (fZuhk)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)
Margin Blower
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: The chicken of depression at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (IC7R4)
++++
That's what cheating is for. Open page source in a text editor and do a replace on the html strings of the pictures for the 4 different symbols. Copy/paste into a Morse translator.
Easy peasy Lemon squeezy.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (MTjB1)
Which, topologically, contains all of the money.
Posted by: mikeski
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Only on the surface.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (OuRYP)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (hmCRY)
lol
Well, I miss the dunce pic, so maybe we can put him up there for a few days. Don't want to see him banned or anything. I just need a candidate so we can get the pic back. It ensures a laugh for me on a daily basis.
Yes, all about meeeeee.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:34 PM (nD6xh)
If that is the real Skip, what did the course at the French Grand Prix look like today?
Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 11:34 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (HCqAo)
I wonder how many US politicians take drug money. The pro-immigration deep-state fuckery can't be attributed entirely to cheap labor, can it?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2018 11:34 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:35 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (I16G
I'm with platypus then, this is definitely Mirror Universe ONT.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:36 PM (fZuhk)
If he's doing it on purpose, sure, asshole. But, before we go calling people names, maybe all's it takes is a heads up and he can choose another handle.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (pvjTE)
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Could be. We have two Ripley's with different hashes. One is a good egg. The other, less frequent poster is a noxious bint/troll.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 11:36 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2018 11:34 PM (rnAwa)
Embrace the power of "and" - All politicians just lookin' out for the folks.
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:36 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:37 PM (OuRYP)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:37 PM (hmCRY)
Posted by: Buzzion at June
he has a bad supplier
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:37 PM (MTjB1)
Because someone had to say it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:37 PM (OuRYP)
*breaks bottle on bar*
Toroidal.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:38 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Spun & Murky
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It was froggy, I'm thinking.
Posted by: Jap F1 fan at June 22, 2018 11:39 PM (OuRYP)
Posted by: Steely Dan at June 22, 2018 11:39 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:36 PM (fZuhk)
Reminds me of a show about a high school all girls' air soft club, what appears to be psychological hallucinations, and a platypus.
Posted by: The Duck-Billed Hat at June 22, 2018 11:39 PM (itfg0)
Because someone had to say it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:37 PM (OuRYP)
*breaks bottle on bar*
Toroidal.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:38 PM (fZuhk)
Are obscure geometry references considered to be math like substances?
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:40 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: Lando! at June 22, 2018 11:40 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:40 PM (ijO9y)
Ummm...
Posted by: H. P. Lovecraft at June 22, 2018 11:40 PM (itfg0)
What I'm saying is that I'm a lower case moron and haven't figured out the sock puppets.
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (nD6xh)
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Lavrentiy Beria would pick his teeth with Rosenstein's bones.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (UiRxW)
Corinthian is a very rich leather.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: The Duck-Billed Hat at June 22, 2018 11:39 PM (itfg0)
See? Mirror Universe ONT. Because this is somehow the only comment so far that makes any sense.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:38 PM (fZuhk)
Are obscure geometry references considered to be math like substances?
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:40 PM (ijO9y)
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I think they're discussing donuts. Not sure if sprinkles are included.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:42 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (nD6xh)
At the AOSHQ sock puppets figure out you.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:43 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June
crap. don't tell my mom or she will never get off my case about my honk therapy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)
The Feds treat the local cops with the same "respect" that Agent Hairslime shows to we Deplorables here in Flyover, USA.
The exception being, at least back in the '80s, the Federal Marshall's Service. The seemed to give off a pretty strong "we're all on the same team, here", vibe. And they didn't bigfoot their way into things... and tended to integrate local cops into their takedowns and warrant services.
Don't know if they're the same now as then, but I would certainly like to think so.
FBI Crime Lab needs to become a spin-off on it's own, with the rest of the FBI paid off, retired or fired, and re-constitute the agency under a far more accountable structure and design.
First requirement I'd put in for new Agents?
At least five years as a City or County street cop, coming from a rank not to exceed Sergeant.
"New FBI" agents will *not* be lawyers or accountants, and such of those as employed by the Agency will operate in positions and titles that report to actual, seasoned, street cop background Senior Investigators, who hold an aggregate of 10 yrs. or more combined small town and Federal service.
Dis-empower the Lawyer/CPA "gold plated pedestal" inner sanctum of the FBI, and then real change might be possible.
Lacking that, the culture will not change, and any "reforms" will be nothing more than P.R. smoke and mirrors.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2018 11:43 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:43 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:42 PM (mMeIQ)
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Oh my gosh!
That's more than just road rage. That's bordering on demonic.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:44 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Larry Craig at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (fEyA3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (mMeIQ)
*breaks bottle on bar*
Toroidal.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Not a Klein bottle, I hope.
Anyhow, clip from Death in Brunswick, FF to 1:14
http://tinyurl.com/yd3ztosx
Posted by: Jap F1 fan at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (OuRYP)
Corinthian is a very rich leather.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (T71PA)
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Yeah? Then what's Iconic, Mr. Smartypants.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (OuRYP)
Also, I just had the the words of the poem "The New Colossus" tattooed on my vulva.
Posted by: Cindy McCain at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (sXefu)
Pretty decent ideas. Big transfusion. Never happen.
...but that's what dreams are made of.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (yQpMk)
Cole Porter song, isn't it?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:43 PM (T71PA)
So what you're saying is BOHICA?
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:47 PM (nD6xh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:48 PM (lSrgA)
Yeah? Then what's Iconic, Mr. Smartypants.
Posted by: Cicero
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Which reminds me, what became of Doric Blimline?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:48 PM (OuRYP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:48 PM (lSrgA)
Grape-kun hardest hit...
Posted by: Hat-Friend at June 22, 2018 11:48 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (yQpMk)
Cole Porter song, isn't it?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (fZuhk)
I thought sanguine was a type of wine.
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (UiRxW)
Warner Bros is currently filming Wonder Woman in DC. Filming anything in DC is very complicated because there are three different government entities you have to deal with - DC, the Capitol, and the National Park Service, which manages the Mall and monuments. There are some locations where you have to get a permit from one entity to film on the street and a permit from a different entity to film on the sidewalk. And there are some very strict regulations about filming around some of the monuments.
Well, the film crew had permission to set up lights near the reflecting pool, but then yesterday the director decided he wanted to set up the lights on the edge of the reflecting pool so he could get a cool lighting effect. Director was told no, the purpose of the reflecting pool is to reflect the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial, and your fancy lighting effect will obscure the monument reflections, so no, you can't do that. Director was not happy and told NPS employee that she was 'destroying' his 'vision' for the film. Director then proceeded to call every DC bigwig he knew, which resulted in numerous meetings today with increasingly important NPS staff.
And the final result? Hollywood - 0; respect for the monuments - 1.
Posted by: biancaneve at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (A/iod)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (OuRYP)
Now I can't call Farmer's dog that either. That is the worst part.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (KeRzR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (UiRxW)
No one should go through what they had to go through.
Posted by: The Anti-Communist Hat at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (4DCSq)
There's more than one Jim in the world, and so there's more than one Jim on the AoS.
Fine by me, as he differentiates by his locale, and does not use my same signature style. I don't find any conflict or confusion from his usage, as I know he's not me, and I'm not schizo, either.
And neither am I.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (QzJWU)
*walks down to Beer Fridge*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:48 PM (OuRYP)
Rudy Ray Moore character, from the eponymous Blackumentaries Dolemite and Dolemite II: The Human Tornado.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (fZuhk)
Dis-empower the Lawyer/CPA "gold plated pedestal" inner sanctum of the FBI, and then real change might be possible.
Lacking that, the culture will not change, and any "reforms" will be nothing more than P.R. smoke and mirrors.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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I agree with your idea but I also think the accountants or lawyers should not have the power to arrest. If they want that ability, it's 5 years on the street somewhere, per your suggestion. Otherwise, they're experts in their own field, and that's it. I don't want someone to game the system and wind up a full-fledged FBI agent through an administrative backdoor of some sort.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (WEBkv)
*walks down to Beer Fridge*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (Ckg4U)
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What if I sang you a song? Would that help?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June
we have been to a bunch of those places, they mostly suck.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Guy up the street was a VN 'boat person'. I would be more sympathetic if he weren't a Duke fan.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (OuRYP)
The whiskey had no effect.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (UsCnO)
Blake....the especially demonic thing about it......the one boy was still alive.......he walked back to his car......and then decided he wasn't done. Went back and made sure he was dead
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (OuRYP)
That's the one. Killer version by the Andrews Sisters and Glenn Miller.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (kZUVU)
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:53 PM (eY/ez)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (mMeIQ)
That ain't "road rage", that's straight up cold-blooded murder one right there.
Posted by: The Drivin' Hat at June 22, 2018 11:53 PM (itfg0)
fucking secretary. you can be assured spankings will be doled out tomorrow.
so the bebes on your ass thing, pics?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)
Wow. How's the weather in Cambodia these days?
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (fEyA3)
Posted by: The Anti-Communist Hat at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (itfg0)
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No doubt. And this was a kindly old man. I can't imagine having that kind of serenity after going through rule by Pol Pot. I would be pissed forever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (UiRxW)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (lSrgA)
Depends on the song and if you can sound like a broad. ...but the door isn't shut.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (kZUVU)
This worked out ok. Come back soon, helps if you've been drinking.
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:55 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (UiRxW)
Obligatory "Why were you in Cambodia?"
I had a co-worker who was one of the boat people from Vietnam. She had interesting stories about being a refugee.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2018 11:55 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Peter Struzk at June 22, 2018 11:56 PM (+p2i/)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo
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Persist. Tomorrow is another day.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hillary at June 22, 2018 11:56 PM (OuRYP)
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)
so the bebes on your ass thing, pics?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)
Zoot and Dingo hardest hit.
Posted by: Sir Galahad at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (itfg0)
Just kidding, don't have a clue.
Posted by: West at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (knKQ1)
Posted by: biancaneve at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (A/iod)
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (fEyA3)
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It's been hell on Sally Mayer's hair.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (lSrgA)
I think the general hate culture is spilling over & pushing people over the edge. Especially those who bathe in it and don't decompress.
Either that, or he had Alzheimers, like the guy who drove his car into a restaurant to kill his daughter.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (KeRzR)
2. Morse code ONTs are unfair to those of us who were too lazy to get a radio ticket.
3. The Moebius representation of poop is poob. Dude.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: The Drivin' Hat at June 22, 2018 11:53 PM (itfg0)
Execution, then give him a fair trial.
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: ghost of kari
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Three Stooges?
Of course, now there's George Will.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:58 PM (OuRYP)
https://bit.ly/2tntmxH
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)
The Flowing Hair Act of 2018
Posted by: The Hyacanth Hat at June 22, 2018 11:58 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (eY/ez)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (1FhAQ)
What about me?
Posted by: Betty Boop at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (mMeIQ)
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That is frightening.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (IcT7t)
https://bit.ly/2tntmxH
-Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)
Courtesans who think they're Your Betters.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:00 AM (Ckg4U)
https://bit.ly/2tntmxH
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)
I see Maxine Waters' hair everywhere! (mpeei)
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:00 AM (ijO9y)
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No code is required for any level of license now, because 'too hard' for moderns.
Ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Nellie Ohr, KM4UDZ at June 23, 2018 12:00 AM (OuRYP)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:01 AM (mMeIQ)
Let the whining commence.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:01 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:02 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2018 12:02 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at June 23, 2018 12:02 AM (yScAF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:02 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 23, 2018 12:02 AM (T71PA)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (mMeIQ)
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Yeah, I was sort of thinking the road rage incident was something that spilled over from the emotional toddlers that have been created in our society.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 23, 2018 12:03 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:03 AM (ijO9y)
https://bit.ly/2tntmxH
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)
I see Maxine Waters' hair everywhere! (mpeei)
Posted by: tbodie
Her hair is a virus and sentient? It posts here occasionally.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 12:04 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Robert Plant at June 23, 2018 12:04 AM (lSrgA)
What's funny is that I spent most of my adult life as Mrs.
Only in the last half decade that wasn't the case.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:04 AM (mgqr3)
At the Nevada GOP state convention tomorrow.
Gotta get up earlier then I had planned in order to wait in line and get through the Secret Service checkpoints.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 23, 2018 12:04 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:05 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 23, 2018 12:05 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:05 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:06 AM (Ckg4U)
Only in the last half decade that wasn't the case.
So you spent that time as a Mr?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:06 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 23, 2018 12:04 AM (itfg0)
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Leave the foil-wrapped cucumber at home.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 12:06 AM (lSrgA)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:07 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:06 AM (IcT7t)
Heh. You do remember she was in tanks. Right?
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:07 AM (ijO9y)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (mMeIQ)
Not to mention Rand Paul being beaten up by his neighbor. Those broken ribs will probably cause him trouble the rest of his life...lungs too. At the very least make him more susceptible to illness.
The ratcheting up of the hate is reprehensible. I am more certain than ever 'they' want a war in the streets. Bloodshed. Martial Law. A constitutional crisis. I refuse to give them that. I suspected it during Charlottesville, I'm convinced of it now.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:07 AM (KeRzR)
sonofabitch!
Posted by: mephistefales at June 23, 2018 12:07 AM (WDvb3)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:08 AM (t78V7)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:38 PM (fZuhk)
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Toradol
do not use more than 5 days straight.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (XTrNh)
MMmmmm..... SMH in a tank top....
No, no, no, bad brain! BAD!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:08 AM (t78V7)
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He could never have outfought Kierkegaard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (lSrgA)
The hashes are based on your IP address.
So if you have 3 devices connected to the same wi-fi, they'll all post with the same hash.
Even if you only post from one device, every time your Internet provider changes your IP address, you get a new hash.
Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June
hate that kierkegaard.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:10 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:08 AM (t78V7)
You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Moron Zone!
Posted by: The Hat Zone at June 23, 2018 12:10 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (JGBbg)
...so even if I change my nick, like this, I'll still be (JGBbg).
Posted by: I changed my nick at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (JGBbg)
Posted by: platypus
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They want to provoke a violent backlash.
Mueller is trying the same thing, in a metaphorical a fashion
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (OuRYP)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (hmCRY)
No, no, no, bad brain! BAD!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (IcT7t)
Ya know, when it's time to go, that right there is better than most.
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (ijO9y)
Posted by: I changed my nick
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Yes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (OuRYP)
No, no, no, bad brain! BAD!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June
you would only be able to see her head sticking out of the turret.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (t78V7)
Mueller is trying the same thing, in a metaphorical a fashion
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (OuRYP)
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And they should be careful what they ask for.
Welp, off I go. I'm up early, shooting a High Power match tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: I changed my nick
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Yes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (OuRYP)
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Unless you are are a person of questionable character..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (/lkI0)
You know what I'm talking about, where the crappy SJW creator says, "Yeah, well, please, just don't buy my comic. I don't want your dirty right-winger money, you h8er!"
Adversitising. That's what this should be called! Adverse+Advertising. Adversitising.
Unfortunately, it looks like YooToob already knows me well enough to have decided they don't want me commenting there. They told me they sent a code to my email to activate my account, like, half an hour ago, and it's still not there. They know my IP address, and I watch a lot of right-wing and MGTOW stuff, so I can't say it's entirely unexpected.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (wSC8T)
https://bit.ly/2tntmxH
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)
Off with their heads.
Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (HxbkP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (MTjB1)
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Defilade.
Learn it.
Love it.
Live it.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:14 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:01 AM (mMeIQ)
I guess I know nothing about the guy & shouldn't guess. Maybe he has a history. It is just the climate of hate is becoming visceral. I'm staying away from it and reading less than ever, and trusting that all the sane Americans who have been holding the center will continue to do so. They have been extraordinary, really.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:14 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:14 AM (MTjB1)
But she makes that headgear look gooood.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (IcT7t)
Check your spam/junk folder if you haven't already. It may be there.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June
he switched to some new psych meds hours before he snapped.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (lSrgA)
"Is anybody missing their shower curtain?"
"I loved her work on Star Trek: The Next Generation"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (rnXGe)
Time for me to add one implying climbing the outside of the Empire State Building. >:-)
Posted by: The Gimp at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (QT59f)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:16 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (/lkI0)
Mine changes every day! lol
Questionable character would be a great nic.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:16 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (t78V7)
Well that sucks moose cvck. I travel a bunch and now I come across as a GD troll.
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (nD6xh)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: platypus
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Perhaps 'Person of Ill Repute'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (/lkI0)
Posted by: M. Dukakis at June 23, 2018 12:18 AM (lSrgA)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:18 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (JGBbg)
...so even if I change my nick, like this, I'll still be (JGBbg).
Posted by: I changed my nick at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (JGBbg)
Heh, semi related story.
On opening day of MLB i got to trash talking a little (Go Cards!) on work PC during lunch hour. At 1pm I switched to my phone to continue discussion, usual nic but hash changed.
One of the Not Cards! types called me out on my 1st comment. I was impressed.
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:18 AM (ijO9y)
Including now - I doubt anyone beyond the marginal idiots who are always with us is thinking Helter Skelter from all this.
But I am amazed at the comparative passivity and wimpiness of the reactions to the Scalise attack (which easily could have been a massacre, first one in US history of congressmen), or the Paul attack, or this incredible crap with the DHS Sec. this week.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:19 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:19 AM (wSC8T)
But she makes that headgear look gooood.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June
guess that is ok, really only want to watch her call out HEAT! HESH! SABOT! CANNISTER! BEEHIVE! is that the same as cannister? ARMOR PIERCING! PLASMA!
maybe we could watch her roll up on the bmps and gun em down with her bmg and run down dismounted tankers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:19 AM (MTjB1)
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That was a very bad photo op.
Made him look like a kid playing soldier.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:19 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: The Gimp at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (QT59f)
Don't you be slandering gorillas! We love people, and boobehs, and are way kinder than Michelle "I hate America" Obama.
Posted by: Zombie KoKo, gorilla ghost channel at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (NL6wI)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)
That was a very bad photo op.
Made him look like a kid playing soldier.
Posted by: SMH
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Photos don't lie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (JEV/2)
Posted by: MW at June 23, 2018 12:21 AM (hNTtn)
Or just buy her a round at www.driveatank.com.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (fiGNd)
May I suggest in the mouth?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel,
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And... the days are getting shorter. Just thought I'd toss that out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (JEV/2)
Learn it.
Love it.
Live it.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:14 AM (mgqr3)
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yup... that and OPSEC.
i wrote an SOP for our TOW section that specified that we would pick our various positions, then emplace a Claymore near each one, in a more obvious position, and, as we moved from FP to FP, we would fire the Claymore a second or 2 before we launched.
the idea was to get the OPFOR to put suppressive fire on the *really* good positions, while we sniped from the tolerable ones.
fortunately for us all Ronnie won the Cold War, and i never had to face either the DSFG or the Inmun Gun
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (XTrNh)
Not so much running after them, so much as, "Hey! What are you doing???" and trying to prevent yet another toddler mishap.
If I had a tank now, it would be used mostly to entertain the kiddies.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:23 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (wSC8T)
Those bastards!
I have always been able to see twitter accounts without logging in/account. Today that changed. Got huge screens saying create an account or log in. Even for Trump. There is probably a workaround...haven't found it yet bcz haven't tried.
Still...those bastards!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:23 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:23 AM (t78V7)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (JEV/2)
Wake me up when September ends.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:23 AM (Ckg4U)
New guy on the duty day at the shooting range let me shoot his CZ-75 the other day. He's had the Cajun GunWorks trigger job. Ergonomics and everything are beautiful - confirming that will be my next buy, when I'm back in buying mode.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:24 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:23 AM (mgqr3)
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It's all fun and games until one of them gets a Panzerfaust for Christmas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 12:24 AM (lSrgA)
Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at June 23, 2018 12:25 AM (XTrNh)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:25 AM (mMeIQ)
NLL everyone?
How many of are nerds that wrote a parsing program
Posted by: Lurky McLurkface at June 23, 2018 12:25 AM (9t0u8)
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot
Nah, lots of people post from phones, or multiple locations, or locations without static IP, and have ever-changing hashes. It's only a problem for the COBs who need to maintain the Top Ten poster/sockpuppet lists.
There are some who try to make sure people know what's up, and change their nick to something like "mikeski at work" or "mikeski's phone" or whatever if they're not sitting on their usual hash.
Nobody will think you're trollerizing just because your hash changes.
Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2018 12:25 AM (JGBbg)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 23, 2018 12:26 AM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:26 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 12:26 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:26 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (MTjB1)
With this guy it sounds like meds are at least partially to blame...if not fully.
I do wonder, in general, how people with mental illness are faring in this batshit crazy culture. Especially those who are isolated. Some of the therapist interviews I skimmed made the therapists sound as nutz as their patients. Great combo.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:29 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:29 AM (t78V7)
What'd be the most "fun to drive" platform out there, that you can think of?
I think the Stryker would be a blast, capability wise.
I'd love to see one run the Baja 1000.
But can you imagine the logistical support it'd require to make that happen?
We're not talkin' 'bout armament or firepower here. Just the Fun. To. Drive. Quotient.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 12:29 AM (QzJWU)
it's why i will never be on the lists of glory.
(among others)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 12:29 AM (XTrNh)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:29 AM (KeRzR)
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Major depressive disorder and generalized anxiety disorder, per VA.
Amazing what Christ can do that Zoloft can't.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:31 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:32 AM (t78V7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (JEV/2)
Dammit Mike! I haven't even gotten summer yet. Just rain and cold. I need to talk to JJ about that.
Well, at least I lost my winter weight in time for 60s and rain. I wonder if my umbrella makes my ass look fat. Hmmm...maybe I should use a golf umbrella.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:33 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:32 AM (t78V7)
...Good on you both!
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:34 AM (ijO9y)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:34 AM (wSC8T)
Thanks. I'm a sarcastic tvrd, (according to the wife). This blog is the only thing keeping me from political turettes at work.
The woke=broke millennials that wanna go from entry level to task lead at wvrk seem to be hunting me down for mentoring. I've told each and every one of them that unless they can state some thing they hate about themselves, and then make fun of that weakness that I have nothing to offer them.
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 23, 2018 12:36 AM (nD6xh)
M1, hands down. The speed, the suspension. And I was of course in the hull. A deep ditch at full speed was a tiny tiny little brief bump - but up in the turret it wasn't even that, according to the guy up there giving me directions.
Didn't get to shoot the Abrams main gun, of course, but did get to shoot the 25mm on the Bradley. Summarized, a lot easier than the Mosin-Nagant with the iron sights.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:37 AM (QDnY+)
i didn't like being stuck down in the hull on my back, unable to see shit.
but the 113? sitting/standing on top of the left hand track, head out to the world, because peace time? great fun. assuming someone hadn't dogged the power plant out because of the ARNG policy of "rent-a-track" you could hit 40 ish on flat ground, with the A2 version.
i've gotten them airborne, done doughnuts, swum floated them, whist people fished, either with lures or explosives, and generally had loads of fun.
were i to be obscenely wealthy, i want at least one of them, and an M-35 A2 w/winch and a couple of M-151 jeeps. fuck a bunch of Humves. they suck.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 12:38 AM (XTrNh)
-Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:24 AM (QDnY+)
Ha!
I read that as HigherPower. The sentences after were so confusing for me.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:39 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:39 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (fiGNd)
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I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2018 12:40 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: platypus
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Well, Summer is just a day and a half old, give it a chance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:40 AM (I83yK)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:40 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 12:41 AM (XTrNh)
An m32 deuce and a half all slutted out to a fully modified class seven off road contender. Or a m877 without the throttle limiter. Gimme 800+ hp!
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 23, 2018 12:42 AM (nD6xh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:42 AM (MTjB1)
Nope, no need for that.
They also keep pestering me to sign up for YooToob Red, but that absolutely will not be happening if they don't want to give me a regular YooToob account.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:43 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:37 AM (QDnY+)
H.E. for clearing Baja 1000 competitors within 2,500 yards of your path, and canister for clearing the track of over-crowding "locals" who tend to impinge upon the actual course.
Now, set up an M-1 Abrams for Air to Ground refueling while at speed. A Chinook with the right bladder at C.G. in the fuselage and a rig to effect the underway connection...
And a couple more Chinooks loaded with spare track, tools, spares and the HSLD tank mechanics to keep it all going.
Team Maximum Violence, for the win?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 12:43 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 23, 2018 12:36 AM (nD6xh)
I never trust people who can't laugh at themselves.
It has served me well.
Nor most men who wear bowties. That has also served me well.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:44 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June
gas station attendants, gynecologists, and good humor men?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:45 AM (MTjB1)
I think the bible describes heaven in almost the exact same way!
I kid, of course...but, it would be Heaven.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:46 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: UDM at June 23, 2018 12:47 AM (cuC7S)
Last time I got to talk to some USMC tankers, they also liked it, but had only fired it in training.
SMH, not that I keep up with such things, but I was surprised when they told me that all the loads are now caseless (except for one, maybe the cannister?). Big advantage on weight etc., I suppose.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:47 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at June
how do you carry them through the airport?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:49 AM (MTjB1)
I kid, of course...but, it would be Heaven.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:46 AM (mgqr3)
Perspective.
U.S. Armor, if racing the Baja 1000, would be the *only* entrants featuring Air Conditioning as an operational feature of their vehicles.
No small advantage, that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 12:49 AM (QzJWU)
I've been out for almost ten years.
For all I know, they're using unicorn farts now, considering that the Army wants to be more 'green'.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:49 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:50 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at June
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:51 AM (MTjB1)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 23, 2018 12:51 AM (nD6xh)
That's an odd duck in the list. Haven't seen a bow-tied one, but if I did, I'd turn right around and leave.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:52 AM (KeRzR)
Sleep well. I hope tomorrow brings good news.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:53 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:53 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:54 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (NL6wI)
++++
I just used Find / Replace All in Notepad++. No need to get all UNIX over it.
Replace that with a "-", then do the same for the other 3 strings.
I don't know if the whole string will make it into the comment or if some of it will get parsed out to nothingness, but just make sure you get the source and the alt source and the connected tags.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 23, 2018 12:54 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: rhomboid
You'd have to set the fuze for a 1 second delay, so the round could penetrate the terminal's roof and ceiling structure, before detonating in the screening area.
Oh, you meant CARRYING the round?
Nevermind
/emilylitella
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 12:54 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 23, 2018 12:56 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 12:56 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:57 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 12:58 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Roy at June 23, 2018 01:02 AM (ABjxW)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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Will has become increasingly unhinged.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 01:04 AM (nhAAH)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 12:58 AM (6FqZa)
Bowtie wearer!!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 01:05 AM (KeRzR)
headed south, and the break being on the right hand side, they trundled off the track, then took a sharp right hand turn.
fortunately for them, they were south of the dam at that point, or all anyone would have seen was the track, a scrape mark on the embankment, and a thin sheen of DF-2 on the surface of the lake.
since they had been about 100 meters south of the crest, what happened was they made a sudden right turn, started down at an angle, and then, because G*d looks after drunks, fools and Cav Troopers (who qualify under both labels) they hit an outcrop that sent them on a path straight down the slope. had that *not* happened, they likely would have rolled their way down, over and over in the sideways aspect, killing both troopers.
instead, after what must have been an incredible "oh shit" ride, they came to rest in the former riverbed, right side up, with only minor bruises and contusions.
after sorting themselves out, they walked over to the nearest house, and called Club Bob. apparently, it all happened so fast, they didn't even have time to shit themselves, although, if memory serves, much alcohol was consumed shortly there after.
IIRC, the ARV was written off, for hull damage, broken mounts, etc...
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 01:06 AM (XTrNh)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 01:06 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:06 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:06 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:06 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: Jorge Will at June 23, 2018 01:09 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jorge Will
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If you wear blue jeans, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 01:10 AM (rYk7m)
Loves the Iran debacle (JCPOA)?
Loves the Nork nuke program?
Is fine with passive acceptance of Chinese expansionism?
Misses ISIS?
Wants to cut defense?
Loves O-care?
Wants more authoritarian legislators instead of the sort of judges he claims to have wanted for decades?
Wants to increase taxes?
Wants to see the greatest scandals in US history swept under the rug, as close as we've come to a coup, just ignored?
This is reality. But he'll probably limit himself to vague pretentious generalities based on myths, lies, and distortions.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 01:11 AM (QDnY+)
---
I LOL'd.
And yes, God definitely looks after the foolhardy.
One of many things I don't miss is playing towtruck to the military equivalent to "Hold my beer".
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:11 AM (mgqr3)
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Did I ever tell you about the time we hit an approach-light tower while landing in thick fog?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 01:12 AM (rYk7m)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 12:58 AM (6FqZa)
Why do I suspect part of it involves immigration from that amnesty loving piece of shit.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2018 01:12 AM (hmCRY)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 01:14 AM (XTrNh)
Let's call it "Cicero's List". (no disrespect to the commenter of the same nic.)
The name so chosen, in regards to the actual Cicero's admonishment as to the dangers of a traitor within one's midst, vs. an easily identifiable enemy without the gates.
What might be the purpose of a Cicero's list, you ask?
Simple.
So those in the nearest geographic proximity to the persons named thereon, may have a sense of purpose and direction should the burning times actually ignite, and the balloon ascend, as it were.
This list would also qualify as a Boarding Pass for one free flight aboard Air Pinochet.
The Morons and 'Ettes in the D.C. are going to be very, very busy, should that in fact, occur.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 01:14 AM (QzJWU)
I'm at the secret COBs other ball MoMee. Sorry, haven't been around.
I fixed the margins at 220.
I hope y'all enjoyed the different ONT. sometimes I think I try too hard. It didn't actually take more time then a typical ONT, but it was damn....meticulous to do. I had a HTML line for each of the 4 symbols, and I had to cut and paste them individually, one after the other, in the correct order. The message is "TONIGHT'S ONT IS A CYPHER. IF YOU CAN READ IT, DON'T LET ON, TELL EVERYONE THAT IT SAYS "POOP"."
I guess I made a typo, according to some of the comments. I'm not going to try to track it down. In order for the message to display properly (as opposed to a long string of single pictographs rendering vertically, one pic per line), I had to write each IMG command back to back to back. The thread is a giant lump of code. I'm NOT going to try and find the typo in that much less fix it.
I hope you enjoyed it. If not, too bad, I'm just trying to keep it interesting.
I'm off to bed now.
'Nite
Posted by: Weirddave at June 23, 2018 01:15 AM (9Uj9z)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2018 01:16 AM (hmCRY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Establishment cuck, screams at clouds.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 01:19 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Jorge Will at June 23, 2018 01:22 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:22 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 01:12 AM (rYk7m)---
is it anything like my 30th B-day story where i almost died in a Huey flying back from Palm Springs holding a trash bag full of urine samples, because of a wind storm?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 01:24 AM (XTrNh)
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 23, 2018 01:28 AM (sXefu)
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Okay.
I have a few questions.
Well, only one actually.
Why were urine samples in a trash bag?
I ask this because once upon a time, I had the wonderful additional duty of being the unit's urinalysis NCO.
Boxed up, yes.
Trash bag? No.
BTW, glad you're still among us.
That would have been a pissy way to die...
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:30 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:31 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:32 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:33 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 23, 2018 01:33 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 12:58 AM (6FqZa)
Why do I suspect part of it involves immigration from that amnesty loving piece of shit.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2018 01:12 AM (hmCRY)
When is someone gonna shove a Libtard's dick in Will's mouth and call it good?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 23, 2018 01:35 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:35 AM (mgqr3)
We had a secret message about poop. I call that a win.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:36 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:37 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2018 01:37 AM (BiLU+)
Let's make official that which we all already know.
And then publicize the hell out of the fact that they're now batting for the other side, and not just in the bathhouse, IWKWIM.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 01:38 AM (QzJWU)
That way if they escape they can suck on Fidel's brother's tit. Payback for the Mario boat lift of the '80's.
As for the Middle Easterners still there . . . . get a rope.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 23, 2018 01:39 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:37 AM (2K6fY)
---
Remarrying the ex?
No, can't say that I expected that.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:40 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 01:40 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Kindltot at June
you mean did she expect thing to go worse?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 01:41 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 01:40 AM (MTjB1)
He would have died in a state of perfect Zen.
Being both pissed off, and pissed on.
Grasshoppah.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 01:42 AM (QzJWU)
http://www.kleinbottle.com/index.htm
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2018 01:44 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:44 AM (2K6fY)
Eh, fuck'em. You make your crap sandwich, you eat your crap sandwich and you like it!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 23, 2018 01:44 AM (QMwOT)
He would've been piss poor afterwards...
Which in the grand scheme of things, would rank pretty low on his give-a-sh*t-0-meter at that moment.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:45 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 23, 2018 01:47 AM (QMwOT)
The G-babies brought the two of us together.
The Lord definitely works in almost cliche-ish ways...
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:48 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (lSrgA)
Bimf! When two doves collide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 01:57 AM (a2xQ5)
late 80s, someone decided *something* needed to be done about the mass transit corridors on the CA-Mexico border.
"hey the ARNG has has bodies and kewl shit, let's get them to play!"
so a buncha idiots show up at Lost Al, then are immediately sent to the derp desert on LP/OPs. (Division LRSU (LRRP) etc)
couple days later, results start coming back positive, or at least "meh".
leadershit freaks, pulls everyone from their deployment, and demands new piss tests.
now, troops had been out in BFE, 20 miles from nowhere, having humped in from their drop off point, with *everything* they were going to need on their backs. and they hauled everything out too, to include solid bodily waste. (the OP's were treated as a war time event, given the nature of who was being observed.)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 01:58 AM (XTrNh)
Posted by: redc1c4
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Old story, it's late, and I'm headed for the rack. I'll tell it again some time.
Before I leave, I'll mention lunch today with several people, one a screaming liberal older lady. She ranted on and on about what an ogre Trump is for tearing children from their parents arms.
I asked her where she gets her news. NPR. Well, of course. I first pointed out that that this has gone on for years, and the question she ought to be asking herself is "Why is this suddenly the issue that the media are covering non-stop?"
I then suggested that it was purely political, and is intended to smother the Congressional hearings.
Her answer? "What Congressional hearings?"
Good night all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 02:03 AM (I83yK)
Some would pop hot on coke.
To pop hot on coke means you had to have did a line or whatever before or during the flight back to Iraq.
If they thought they would get sent back to the world, they were sadly mistaken.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 02:06 AM (mgqr3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)
Classy as a fart in church.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 02:11 AM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 23, 2018 02:18 AM (CRwSV)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 23, 2018 02:18 AM (CRwSV)
Yeah, but who gives a shit?
j/k
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, Tx
*break*
Off to the snoozer, now. Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 02:22 AM (QzJWU)
Her answer? "What Congressional hearings?"
Good night all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 02:03 AM (I83yK)
What Hearing!?! We're constantly having hearings! Wake up Lady!
Posted by: The Joint Congressional Committee on Having Endless Hearings at June 23, 2018 02:24 AM (CRwSV)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 23, 2018 02:25 AM (CRwSV)
Posted by: The Joint Congressional Committee on Having Endless Hearings at June 23, 2018 02:24 AM (CRwSV)
You are all out of order!! We have not yet completed our Endless Hearings!!
Posted by: Sub Congressional Committe to have a Committee for Endless Hearings at June 23, 2018 02:33 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: TickledPink at June 23, 2018 02:35 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 02:44 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 02:47 AM (XTrNh)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (pHfeF)
I think it's the real Skip. He's often near first on the ONT, and then comes back on in the morning.
Posted by: m at June 23, 2018 02:54 AM (/TzhX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)
SKIP!
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM
What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs...
on the wall? Art
onstage? Mike
at the front door? Matt
on the toilet? John
in the ocean? Bob
being attacked by a tiger? Claude
in a pile of leaves? Russell
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 02:55 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 02:56 AM (a2xQ5)
besides, i've told it before
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 02:47 AM (XTrNh)
That comment reminded me if this (my advance apologies):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cTBx-hHf4BE
Posted by: Surfperch at June 23, 2018 02:56 AM (CRwSV)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 23, 2018 02:57 AM (CRwSV)
Posted by: Sub Congressional Committe to have a Committee for Endless Hearings at June 23, 2018 02:33 AM (HCqAo)
Featuring Miss Lindsey as the chairbottom of that sub committee.
Posted by: RickZ at June 23, 2018 03:00 AM (8lsuS)
The rocket was fine; the problem was with a tracking dish in the Chatham Islands south of New Zealand. The next launch attempt will be Sunday night US time.
Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2018 03:07 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 03:18 AM (2NqXo)
https://tinyurl.com/yd864dlz
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)
From the looks of it, I'd say she quit washing her hair in protest of Trump's election.
Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2018 03:28 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 03:18 AM (2NqXo)
Trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: Zombie Laika at June 23, 2018 03:29 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Igotnothing at June 23, 2018 04:00 AM (him5S)
on the wall? Art
onstage? Mike
at the front door? Matt
on the toilet? John
in the ocean? Bob
being attacked by a tiger? Claude
in a pile of leaves? Russell
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 02:55 AM (2NqXo)
Sailing over a fence? Homer
Posted by: Cato at June 23, 2018 04:05 AM (wX++C)
Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2018 04:12 AM (jHrzU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2018 04:44 AM (BAML8)
Good morning by the way
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 23, 2018 05:05 AM (L21cZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 05:10 AM (Nv5N5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 05:10 AM (Nv5N5)
Glad I didn't miss that. I heard those douchebags were coming to the do the jobs I wouldn't do too.
Which really isn't too hard to believe because I'm on the lazy end of the relaxation scale.
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 23, 2018 05:14 AM (L21cZ)
Well hell, I should order two for that kind of deal. I ain't no dummy!
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 23, 2018 05:19 AM (L21cZ)
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:25 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:27 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2018 05:31 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:32 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:32 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:25 AM (pHfeF)
Skip, your identity was doubted by several morons; search for "skip" and you'll see!
Posted by: m at June 23, 2018 05:39 AM (/TzhX)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 05:41 AM (KeRzR)
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:43 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:46 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2018 05:46 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:51 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 23, 2018 05:57 AM (GNCPT)
Let's see.
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:59 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2018 06:01 AM (8ikIW)
Let's see if this makes any sense after I've had coffee.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 06:02 AM (fZuhk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (8O3HH)
Yes, they do. Titties gotta be free.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
Free titties? Where's the line-up? I think I have a two-for-one coupon.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 23, 2018 06:20 AM (IeDO8)
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John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)