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Media and Sad Twitter Addicts Spend Afternoon Obsessing Over Melania's Jacket

Twitter addicts showing off their addiction to each other.

Most odious among them: Grandstandin' Jim Acosta.



This is just like the media/twitter addict spaz out about Melania's stiletto heels when touring hurricane-battered Texas, except that it's exactly like that.

Trump trolled the twitter shut-ins where they live. Which is on Twitter:




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:12 PM




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1 jacketgate

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2018 08:13 PM (O2RFr)

2 Ahoy!

Posted by: Capt. Kristol of the SS SeaCuck at June 21, 2018 08:14 PM (dGglL)

3 Love her!

Posted by: Octopussy at June 21, 2018 08:15 PM (7LBpK)

4 No capes!

Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2018 08:15 PM (cHbmY)

5 This jacket was a top news story. The Trumps need to continue to troll the MFM and watch their empty heads explode

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 08:16 PM (SiINZ)

6 She didn't wear it during the actual visit.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 21, 2018 08:16 PM (nILVB)

7 Her "Nice Girls Swallow" jacket was at the cleaners.

Posted by: Octopussy at June 21, 2018 08:16 PM (7LBpK)

8 The media. If they don't have a story that they want to report, they make up shit.

Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2018 08:17 PM (3HNOQ)

9 Given that the media imbeciles have cranial vacuums shouldn't their heads implode?

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 21, 2018 08:17 PM (3zhEq)

10 Melania's learned a thing or two from Trump about trolling the hysterics.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 08:17 PM (2NqXo)

11 I wish she'd have worn a jacket with a big middle finger on it. They can all F off.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 21, 2018 08:17 PM (sXefu)

12 Full Metal Jacket

Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 08:17 PM (Pqytn)

13 Those jackals were spreading lies that Donald FUCKING KILLED HER.

Yeah. That was very minor on the scale of what I would have done.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 21, 2018 08:17 PM (dEQP3)

14 helicopter rides for all Leftists!

one-way, all day; "journalists" go to the front of the line

Posted by: J. Alfred Prufrock at June 21, 2018 08:17 PM (Co9e8)

15 She should send the jacket to Acosta with a sweet handwritten note.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 21, 2018 08:18 PM (f8ilN)

16 Gee.. I didn't see THAT coming. Did you?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2018 08:18 PM (dUJdY)

17 When I am good, I am good. When I am bad, I am even better.

Posted by: MFM at June 21, 2018 08:18 PM (3HNOQ)

18 Yup, I think I'm in love.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 21, 2018 08:18 PM (0OmEj)

19
Since I missed the last thread about Stroker. Take away his pension. All those government fvcks care about are their bloated pensions. Take that and watch the prick squeal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 08:19 PM (SiINZ)

20 I wish she'd have worn a jacket with a big middle finger on it. They can all F off.

She kind of did...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2018 08:19 PM (O2RFr)

21 Media hysteria is inversely proportional to the importance of any particular story.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 21, 2018 08:19 PM (3zhEq)

22 willowed

In other news, two people were injured in Montana Wednesday morning after swerving to avoid a kangaroo.

Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

23 Melania should get a custom made jacket that says "fuck you Jim Acosta."

Then there would be no confusion.

Posted by: mercenary13 at June 21, 2018 08:20 PM (Wiy0q)

24 Trump trolled the twitter shut-ins where they live.
**********************************************

More like shout-ins.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 08:20 PM (2NqXo)

25 Her other jacket says, "Jim Acosta blows sailors for quarters"


Posted by: J. Alfred Prufrock at June 21, 2018 08:20 PM (Co9e8)

26 Slow the hell down, I'm still getting over our experiment in representative government being shaken to its foundations by whether or not the press secretary baked a pie.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 21, 2018 08:20 PM (fZuhk)

27 BREAKING: Acosta has sand in his vag! Again!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 08:20 PM (5jVnA)

28 In other news, two people were injured in Montana Wednesday morning after swerving to avoid a kangaroo.
Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
--------

What in the world has garrett been up to out there?

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 08:21 PM (rhdgT)

29 In other news, two people were injured in Montana Wednesday morning after swerving to avoid a kangaroo.

Went through Montana last Month didn't see any Roos' but dang there's a lot of Antelope... dead and alive

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2018 08:21 PM (O2RFr)

30 Ace, Bring back the flaming skulls!

Posted by: CJB at June 21, 2018 08:21 PM (4p151)

31
helicopter rides for all Leftists!

one-way, all day; "journalists" go to the front of the line


Posted by: J. Alfred Prufrock at June 21, 2018 08:17 PM (Co9e


They got Trump.They expect Pinochet.They'll get Cromwell.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 21, 2018 08:21 PM (sXefu)

32
Tomorrow she ought to wear a jacket that reads - Jim Acosta can go fark himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 08:22 PM (SiINZ)

33 19.
Since I missed the last thread about Stroker. Take away his pension. All those government fvcks care about are their bloated pensions. Take that and watch the prick squeal
*
Good point. But lousy limerick.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 08:22 PM (fA1SL)

34 Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2018 08:21 PM (O2RFr)

Antelope have really made a come back in the last couple of decades. Almost non 30 years ago and almost common now.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 21, 2018 08:22 PM (rp9xB)

35 13 Those jackals were spreading lies that Donald FUCKING KILLED HER.

Yeah. That was very minor on the scale of what I would have done.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 21, 2018 08:17 PM (dEQP3)


Forgetting what was Current Truth two weeks ago is vital, comrade.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

36 Tomorrow's jacket should read "You should put some ice on that."

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 21, 2018 08:23 PM (dEQP3)

37 21
Media hysteria is inversely proportional to the importance of any particular story.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 21, 2018 08:19 PM (3zhEq)

And the two year old poster child for Trump separating children from their parents, and laughing maniacally? Yeah, Mom left husband who had a good job, with three other kids, in Honduras, didn't claim asylum in first country, Mexico, and was never even separated from child in HHS/DHS custody.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 08:23 PM (5jVnA)

38 >>> Her other jacket says, "Jim Acosta blows sailors for quarters"

He only has to pay them a quarter?

Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2018 08:23 PM (cHbmY)

39 Trumps = laser pointer

Media = rabid kittens

Posted by: RI Red at June 21, 2018 08:23 PM (jSC7Y)

40 >>"Jim Acosta blows sailors for quarters"


Sometimes it's hard to find a Motel.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at June 21, 2018 08:24 PM (XQQJg)

41 Tomorrow's jacket should read "You should put some ice on that."...
"Touch my kid and the next jacket will be made from your skin"

Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 08:24 PM (HkF2/)

42 He only has to pay them a quarter?
=====

Oh, I don't charge.

The quarter is a suggested donation.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at June 21, 2018 08:25 PM (nILVB)

43 How is it possible that she went to Texas? I thought CNN had decided she vanished into the black hole that got the Malaysian airplane.

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2018 08:25 PM (lKs2v)

44 Oh I can see that this is going to be a FUN thread. Bring on the horde snark! I need to laugh at this monumental stupidity on display.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at June 21, 2018 08:25 PM (IX2IV)

45 Is this the new Outrage Du Jour?

It's not as good as the last one.

Posted by: ALH at June 21, 2018 08:25 PM (XOAlA)

46 Fool metal jacket@ the Acosta "Keep tha chillen away from MY HOUSE" ...why do we care wot this 5 year old thinks....BEATS ME often STOP it ya lil prick.

Posted by: saf at June 21, 2018 08:25 PM (5IHGB)

47 Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 08:23 PM (5jVnA)

So *everything* about the photo was a lie? Some days I'm surprised I'm still able to be surprised.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 21, 2018 08:26 PM (rp9xB)

48 I want a FLOTUS with a mind like a diamond.
I want a FLOTUS who knows whats best.
I want a FLOTUS with shoes that cut,
and uh, eyes that burn like ... cigarettes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 08:26 PM (/qEW2)

49 WTF, do I gotta buy my own frigging helicopter to get Air Pinochet started?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2018 08:26 PM (9Om/r)

50 She should start wearing message clothing... drive them even crazier

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2018 08:26 PM (O2RFr)

51 maybe another jacket that reads "You Mad Bro?"

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2018 08:27 PM (Mw954)

52 I want a FLOTUS with a mind like a diamond.
I want a FLOTUS who knows whats best.
I want a FLOTUS with shoes that cut,
and uh, eyes that burn like ... cigarettes.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 08:26 PM (/qEW2)



*fistbump*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 21, 2018 08:27 PM (dEQP3)

53 Jim Acosta can tongue punch his own anus. That yoga has really payed off.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 21, 2018 08:27 PM (bML9A)

54 50 She should start wearing message clothing... drive them even crazier
Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2018 08:26 PM (O2RFr)


Like Donald with Twitter, every day she should wear a jacket with a different message.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

55 I'm surprised they're not losing their shit about it, according to Breitbart, being a $40 coat.

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2018 08:28 PM (lKs2v)

56 Next jacket should have something written in one of the 6 languages she speaks

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2018 08:28 PM (O2RFr)

57 so weird, we were told for 1.6 years that our country was attacked by da russians and they haxxed our democracy and every day we were told of this haxxing and why it's bad and now no news? why?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:28 PM (FOPyv)

58
I want a FLOTUS with a mind like a diamond.

I want a FLOTUS who knows whats best.

I want a FLOTUS with shoes that cut,

and uh, eyes that burn like ... cigarettes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 08:26 PM (/qEW2)


I want one that drinks from the skulls of her enemies.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 21, 2018 08:28 PM (sXefu)

59 >>> Her other jacket says, "Jim Acosta blows sailors for quarters"

He only has to pay them a quarter?
Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2018 08:23 PM (cHbmY)

If only it were that easy...

*sighs*

Posted by: Shep, Loitering at the Docks at June 21, 2018 08:28 PM (CRwSV)

60 WTF, do I gotta buy my own frigging helicopter to get Air Pinochet started?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2018 08:26 PM (9Om/r)

Crowd Funding it, and get a fleet.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 21, 2018 08:29 PM (dKiJG)

61 if we equip Air Pinochet with Shithooks, we can dump the fuckers by the sling load.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2018 08:29 PM (Mw954)

62 Melania is the best FLOTUS ever.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 08:29 PM (hMwEB)

63 >>> I want one that drinks from the skulls of her enemies.

She will catch quite a buzz drinking from Peter Fonda's skull.

Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2018 08:30 PM (cHbmY)

64 So *everything* about the photo was a lie? Some days I'm surprised I'm still able to be surprised.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 21, 2018 08:26 PM (rp9xB)

Apparently, Daily Mail is supposed to have the details, which only became known because the father recognized the child in the photo and spoke out.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 08:30 PM (5jVnA)

65 And here I was thinking it was some kind of Q message from PDT to the Deep State. My feminist crazy cousin lost her mind today over it.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at June 21, 2018 08:30 PM (xU7mE)

66 These people are a joke...

https://tinyurl.com/ya7oonj8

"Melanie's Jacket Is The Apotheosis Of The 'Words Don't Matter Presidency'"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 08:31 PM (Ckqaf)

67 61 if we equip Air Pinochet with Shithooks, we can dump the fuckers by the sling load.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2018 08:29 PM (Mw954)

Dibs on Driver!

Posted by: RI Red at June 21, 2018 08:31 PM (jSC7Y)

68 I want a FLOTUS with a mind like a diamond.

I want a FLOTUS who knows whats best.

I want a FLOTUS with shoes that cut,

and uh, eyes that burn like ... cigarettes.

------------

first lady on the streets supa freak in teh sheets

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:31 PM (FOPyv)

69 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 21, 2018 08:31 PM (KCxzN)

70
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5871221

Just like at how hot she looks in that get-up.

A FLILF, she is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 08:31 PM (8O3HH)

71 Ooohhh, that $40 price tag will kill them!!! It looked liked $4000 on her, naturally.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 21, 2018 08:31 PM (f8ilN)

72 whoooaaaaa...hold off on the "sad twitter addicts" slur, ace.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:31 PM (FOPyv)

73 Ana Maria Garcia, first lady of Honduras> We want our children back

Mooch . #bringback our girls.

The American people> Take back your own kids.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2018 08:31 PM (W0T63)

74 Stormy Daniels (and her lawyer) heading to the border.The FLOTUS arrives in/without her jacketThe Strozck is out the doorMueller is clueless---------------------------------------
A kangaroo on the loose in Montana?
Tie me kangaroo down, sport!

Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 08:31 PM (Pqytn)

75 Trump gotta Trump, which means Trump gotta Troll!

We're not worthy, Troll King!

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 21, 2018 08:32 PM (2sCft)

76 Then I thought maybe it was a quote from one of Hillarys missing emails and they were trolling her. Either way, good times!

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at June 21, 2018 08:32 PM (xU7mE)

77 She will catch quite a buzz drinking from Peter Fonda's skull.

Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2018 08:30 PM (cHbmY)]


I think that one is from the limited edition "collector" series.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 21, 2018 08:32 PM (sXefu)

78 61 if we equip Air Pinochet with Shithooks, we can dump the fuckers by the sling load.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2018 08:29 PM (Mw954)



Dibs on Driver!

Posted by: RI Red at June 21, 2018 08:31 PM (jSC7Y)


Dibs on door gunner.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2018 08:32 PM (9Om/r)

79 HOW ABOUT WE WRITE "FUCK YOU MEDIA, YOU CAN BLOW ME" ON THE JACKET.

WOULD THAT MAKE IT MORE COMPREHENSIBLE TO Y'ALL?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2018 08:32 PM (iHRFg)

80
heh. twitter riots over some fashion message and trump tells them it means the media are liars.
high level trolling.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2018 08:32 PM (r+sAi)

81 so, wait, she wore the jacket on the way to the airport and not when she was there with the poor widdle babies (aged 21-33) who don't get to be with their mommies...what a silly mess.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:32 PM (FOPyv)

82 I heard she was wearing a Pete Rozelle sweatband. And smoking reefer

Damn hopheads.

Posted by: 13times at June 21, 2018 08:33 PM (K3B2k)

83 62. Is it a coincidence that the most glamorous and powerful FLOTUS in history is also a Slovenian? Or is this more evidence of an ancient prophecy of the return of the worldwide Slavic super-civilization that inspired legends of Atlantis and a Golden Age?
Ancient Slavonaut theorists say 'yes.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

84 And Firefox text formatting is non-existent.

Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 08:33 PM (Pqytn)

85 Dibs on the dumper!


Oh. Wait. That did not sound right.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 08:34 PM (0tfLf)

86 Her other jacket says, "Jim Acosta blows sailors for quarters"

Did she get that one at Target?

Posted by: ALH at June 21, 2018 08:34 PM (XOAlA)

87 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5869829/ Father-two-year-old-face-child-separation-crisis-speaks-out.html

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 08:34 PM (5jVnA)

88 81 so, wait, she wore the jacket on the way to the airport and not when she was there with the poor widdle babies (aged 21-33) who don't get to be with their mommies...what a silly mess.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:32 PM (FOPyv)



There mommies like Bo Derek was Rob Lowe's in Tommy Boy.

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2018 08:34 PM (lKs2v)

89
"Border kids?"

Is that what Fake News has dubbed them? Border kids?

Remember when we used to call them Mexicans?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:34 PM (mBtaw)

90 I'd like to know her tailor.

Posted by: ALH at June 21, 2018 08:34 PM (XOAlA)

91 83 >>Ancient Slavonaut theorists say 'yes.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

I believe you are on to something significant....

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 21, 2018 08:34 PM (2sCft)

92 And Firefox text formatting is non-existent.
Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 08:33 PM (Pqytn)


You have to Think. In Russian.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at June 21, 2018 08:35 PM (fZuhk)

93 the pyramids were built by Slavs?

Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

94 68 I want a FLOTUS with a mind like a diamond.

I want a FLOTUS who knows whats best.

I want a FLOTUS with shoes that cut,

and uh, eyes that burn like ... cigarettes.

------------

first lady on the streets supa freak in the retweets.

better?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:35 PM (FOPyv)

95
Remember when we used to call them Mexicans?




Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:34 PM (mBtaw)

========================
To be fair, a lot of those kids come from Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras.

Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 08:35 PM (Pqytn)

96 93
the pyramids were built by Slavs?

Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

The hot chicks are, too.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 08:36 PM (5jVnA)

97 The MFM and Dems want to keep the outraging going every second over everything. Hopefully people will get outrage over load and just tune them out.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)

98 Diogenes, try "Dibs on Crew Chief". Then you get the keys to the dump controls.

Posted by: RI Red at June 21, 2018 08:36 PM (jSC7Y)

99 93. Naturally! Over-built, over-engineered, costly in blood and treasure, amd produced solely with backbreaking toil and the most primitive of tools. QED.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 08:36 PM (fA1SL)

100 The back of her underwear say EAT ME

Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2018 08:36 PM (iHRFg)

101 95

Remember when we used to call them Mexicans?



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:34 PM (mBtaw)

========================
To be fair, a lot of those kids come from Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras.


Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 08:35 PM (Pqytn)

Illegal alien is perfectly sufficient and descriptive. How about we start using that?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 08:37 PM (5jVnA)

102 93 the pyramids were built by Slavs?
Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)



Well...they're 3/60ths of a degree off true north.

So I'd say built by slobs am I right?

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 08:37 PM (+lOpA)

103 One of the callers on Rush today said that he thinks Trump picks these fights and then orchestrates the resulting humiliation of his opponents.
That's why he always wins. Always 5 steps ahead of them.

Posted by: ALH at June 21, 2018 08:37 PM (XOAlA)

104 "Tomorrow's jacket should read "You should put some ice on that."

"Lock her Up!"

Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 08:37 PM (HkF2/)

105 The back of her underwear say EAT ME
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2018 08:36 PM (iHRFg)

Sounds like a plan.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 21, 2018 08:37 PM (2sCft)

106 102. As measured by effeminate methods of veak veshterners.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 08:37 PM (fA1SL)

107 Illegal alien is perfectly sufficient and descriptive. How about we start using that?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 08:37 PM (5jVnA)

Illegal Invader.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2018 08:37 PM (EoRCO)

108
How bout we call them what they are: Citizens of other countries attempting to invade the USA.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:38 PM (mBtaw)

109 Judicial Watch obtains IRS documents that show John McCain's staff urged the IRS to audit so many groups that it becomes "financially ruinous".

https://tinyurl.com/y84odmhr

No, I really don't care what happens to him.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

110
None of these dumbasses ever thought maybe its a little warmer in texas than a air-cooled plane. "she wore it on the plane, then took it off to meet children, then put it back on again, oh the humanity!"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2018 08:38 PM (r+sAi)

111 Helicopter rides over Hawaii volcano. You have rivers of lava, no need to pollute the ocean.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 21, 2018 08:38 PM (bML9A)

112 the pyramids were built by Slavs?

Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)


Just the great pyramid of Kopeks.

Posted by: Pollacks Everywhere at June 21, 2018 08:39 PM (sXefu)

113 I just hated the shorts that said "JUICY" on the ass.


Bleh.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 08:39 PM (+lOpA)

114
East European babes are some of the hottest on the planet. We've discussed this at length before. Over 50% of the models are of East European extraction.

And I've got dibs on the Czechs. This male wants to be in the Czechs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 08:39 PM (8O3HH)

115
mccain is gonna die...of old age.

But that won't stop the few pious ones here to admonish the rest of us on that Glorious Day When We're Finally Rid of that Evil Pest.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:40 PM (mBtaw)

116 The back of her underwear say EAT ME


*fap fap fap*

Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 08:40 PM (HkF2/)

117 I think the MSM would be more sympathetic to Melania if they knew that when she first arrived in the US, US Customs wrapped her in tin foil and tossed her in a cage.

Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 08:40 PM (Pqytn)

118
mccain is gonna die...of old age.

His mother is still alive. She's 140 or something.

Posted by: ALH at June 21, 2018 08:40 PM (XOAlA)

119 113 I just hated the shorts that said "JUICY" on the ass.


Bleh.
Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 08:39 PM (+lOpA)

Word! A woman describing anything about herself as juicy is disgusting and a complete turn off. Pure trash.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (E4NQ0)

120 Illegal alien is perfectly sufficient and descriptive. How about we start using that?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 08:37 PM (5jVnA)



For the last couple of days the MFM has been calling them "undocumented families".

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

121 It must've killed Coal Bare after that mincing little jerkoff addict kept periodically mocking Melania with some female impersonating piece of shit on his worthless excuse for a show, to see Cock Ravenous momentarily forget his bathhouse cravings at Barbara Bush's funeral and earn the death stare of Mooch by clumsily trying to make small talk with one gorgeous First Lady.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (y7DUB)

122 I just hated the shorts that said "JUICY" on the ass.


Bleh.
Posted by: eleven
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Even on Melania's ass?

Posted by: lin-duh at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (kufk0)

123
I just hated the shorts that said "JUICY" on the ass.





Bleh.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 08:39 PM (+lOpA)


I wear those under my robes!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (sXefu)

124 'I just hated the shorts that said "JUICY" on the ass'

specially when they are size 10XLdoublewide. Someone has a foul sense of humor.

Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (UdKB7)

125 Melania-as-billboard is an idea whose time has come.

SAVE ME! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE! SOMEBODY HELP JIM UP, HE JUST FAINTED.

JUST CONFESSED TO HUBBY THAT JIM ACOSTA IS MY SECRET LOVER. JIM, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN.

I WANT AN EXCITABLE PUPPY WHO PEES ALL OVER THE FLOOR. IS CHRIS HAYES UP FOR ADOPTION?

RACHEL M. CALL ME GIRLFRIEND FOR SOME MAKE-UP TIPS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A CASHEW.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (2NqXo)

126 Helicopter rides over Hawaii volcano. You have rivers of lava, no need to pollute the ocean.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 21, 2018 08:38 PM (bML9A)


First rides go to the Hawaiian judges

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

127 mccain is gonna die...of old age.

But that won't stop the few
pious ones here to admonish the rest of us on that Glorious Day When
We're Finally Rid of that Evil Pest.



*cough*

Posted by: zombie Krauthammer at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (HkF2/)

128
I am going to guess that jacket sells out overnight.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2018 08:42 PM (r+sAi)

129 115. Yeah. I'm thinking more and more it's an act, one way or another. Either he's long-since dead and currently on-ice, awaiting a suitable time to announce it, or he's faking it. I lean more to the latter - he went incommunicado right after his coup failed and his role in the conspiracy was undeniable.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 08:42 PM (fA1SL)

130 Next message, in Russian, "Russian Collusion!! Miss Me Yet??

Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2018 08:42 PM (TKQ/l)

131
I oft use the adjective "juicy" in describing divine Calipygian delight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 08:42 PM (8O3HH)

132
For the last couple of days the MFM has been calling them "undocumented families".
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Pedro without papers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 08:42 PM (IqV8l)

133
Word! A woman describing anything about herself as juicy is disgusting and a complete turn off. Pure trash.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (E4NQ0)

You need to renew your man card. It must have expired.

Posted by: Jorge at June 21, 2018 08:43 PM (XOAlA)

134 I am going to guess that jacket sells out overnight.
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already has...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 21, 2018 08:43 PM (kufk0)

135
Meanwhile the nations that are actually responsible for these foreigners attempting to break US law have absolutely nothing to say??

You'd think "journalists" would seek out comment from, say, the Guatemalan govt on why they don't help their own people.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:43 PM (mBtaw)

136 Fake news like the pre-Trump court case over abuse in immigration youth detention centres that's PDT's fault!

Click through to see the MFMer's now-deleted tweet:
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/
1009803068861485057

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2018 08:43 PM (Evws/)

137 Pedro without papers
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 08:42 PM (IqV8l)


Business opportunity for Zig-Zag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:44 PM (L+DZm)

138 I would buy it. The jacket that is.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 08:44 PM (qtpPt)

139

How do you say "made you look" in russian?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2018 08:44 PM (r+sAi)

140 Meanwhile the nations that are actually responsible
for these foreigners attempting to break US law have absolutely nothing
to say??

You'd think "journalists" would seek out comment from, say, the Guatemalan govt on why they don't help their own people.





Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:43 PM

---

Oh FFS you want us to actually do our job now........seriously?

Posted by: This is CNN at June 21, 2018 08:44 PM (+Dllb)

141 Word! A woman describing anything about herself as juicy is disgusting and a complete turn off.

...

99 cents a minute.

Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 08:44 PM (HkF2/)

142 I lean more to the latter - he went incommunicado right after his coup failed and his role in the conspiracy was undeniable.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR
Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 08:42 PM (fA1SL)


Pay no attention to the person behind the curtain!

Posted by: Cindy McCain at June 21, 2018 08:45 PM (sXefu)

143 I thought her jacket was tacky and unbecoming. Michael...er, I mean Michelle, was above this childish behavior...BANNED!

Posted by: Little Green Cucks at June 21, 2018 08:45 PM (yhf6w)

144 Stormy Daniels needs to be seen wearing a jacket that says "I do care."

Wait - that won't work. She's generally on her back, so no one will see it.

Carry on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:45 PM (L+DZm)

145 I watched an interview with Melania back when Trump decided to run. I didn't know a thing about her. What impressed me was she said "We have very thick skins." I guess she was right. I get really angry that we are not allowed to enjoy how elegant and gracious she is. I have to look at the UK news sites to see what she's wearing.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 21, 2018 08:45 PM (JKNZq)

146 hahahahahaha

FAKE CRYING DUDE RAY MADDOW IS HILARIOUS


lololololololol

Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (HkF2/)

147 Air Pinochet Chopperz eh? I'm a certified operator- Beaner Deportation Drop Chute. I've trained for this moment. Don't deny me, bitchez.

Posted by: NOsferatu at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (ghzHY)

148 Lawrence O'Donnell lying about the 2014-15 abuse case too...
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/
1009792577338511360

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (Evws/)

149 You'd think "journalists" would seek out comment from, say, the Guatemalan govt on why they don't help their own people.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:43 PM (mBtaw)


"Why are your citizens fleeing your country and its government?"

Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (TKQ/l)

150 Word! A woman describing anything about herself as juicy is disgusting and a complete turn off. Pure trash.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (E4NQ0)

You need to renew your man card. It must have expired.
Posted by: Jorge at June 21, 2018 08:43 PM (XOAlA)

Yup....names like Juicy, Luscious, Cherry or Tiffany just means I don't have to spend a lot to get a lot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (EoRCO)

151 I have to look at the UK news sites to see what she's wearing.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 21, 2018 08:45 PM (JKNZq)


Bless the Daily Mail, man.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (dEQP3)

152 OT: a man around the Atlanta area just hours after his divorce was final and decree signed drove to his ex wife's lawyer's house and shot him and then drove to his ex wife's home and shot himself. She was not at home. He was representing himself.

Very interesting and telling call ins on WSB radio right now out of Atlanta. Everybody is speaking out about the broken system, how it destroys lives, and destroys children.

I'd be shocked if they keep taking calls on this as I know the feminazis groups are probably threatening a boycott.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:47 PM (E4NQ0)

153 139. Ya zastavil vas smotret.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 08:47 PM (fA1SL)

154 150 Word! A woman describing anything about herself as juicy is disgusting and a complete turn off. Pure trash.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (E4NQ0)

You need to renew your man card. It must have expired.
Posted by: Jorge at June 21, 2018 08:43 PM (XOAlA)

Yup....names like Juicy, Luscious, Cherry or Tiffany just means I don't have to spend a lot to get a lot.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (EoRCO)

That word makes me gag. Just no.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:48 PM (E4NQ0)

155 "Why are your citizens fleeing your country and its government?"


Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (TKQ/l)


That's Racist!

Posted by: MFM at June 21, 2018 08:48 PM (sXefu)

156 149 You'd think "journalists" would seek out comment from, say, the Guatemalan govt on why they don't help their own people.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:43 PM (mBtaw)

"Why are your citizens fleeing your country and its government?"
Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (TKQ/l)


"Wouldn't you consider that a vote of 'no confidence' in your leadership, such as it is?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:49 PM (L+DZm)

157 For the record, I really don't care.

Stop stealing identities. Stop sucking up tax dollars. Stop endangering your kids.

Stay in your vacation destination countries.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 08:49 PM (vDapD)

158 That word makes me gag. Just no.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:48 PM (E4NQ0)


I'd hit it.

Posted by: Hills at June 21, 2018 08:49 PM (sXefu)

159 144 Stormy Daniels needs to be seen wearing a jacket that says "I do care."

Says: "Got lube?"

Posted by: NOsferatu at June 21, 2018 08:49 PM (ghzHY)

160 Melania has taken more shit for no reason than a Frist Lady should have to. Especially one who can speak 4-5 languages, is probably smarter than the press, and definitely more gracious. She also didn't want the job, and doesn't try and be Co-President.

The fact they have ripped into Barron calling him names of all kinds, is probably the thing that has hurt her heart the most.

She deserves to wear a jacket like that. Maybe it is meant to be a bit of armor. She also had to go thru the hell of listening to the women come forward who had affairs with DJT.

The press could have been smart and made friends with her...been complimentary in Vogue at least. Buuttt noooo, their hate is so free wheeling they shot off their nose to spite their face.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 21, 2018 08:49 PM (5gT6u)

161 How do you say "made you look" in russian?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2018 08:44 PM (r+sAi)

Look made you.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 08:49 PM (5jVnA)

162 Yeah. I'm thinking more and more it's an act, one way or another. Either he's long-since dead and currently on-ice, awaiting a suitable time to announce it, or he's faking it. I lean more to the latter - he went incommunicado right after his coup failed and his role in the conspiracy was undeniable.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 08:42 PM (fA1SL)


He caught Rick Hendrick Disease. I say this time and time again.

It bugs me ... a little bit ... that nobody ever asks what exactly is Rick Hendrick Disease. A couple Morons laughed - but that was it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 08:49 PM (fiGNd)

163 Word! A woman describing anything about herself as juicy is disgusting and a complete turn off. Pure trash.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:41 PM (E4NQ0)



You need to renew your man card. It must have expired.

Posted by: Jorge at June 21, 2018 08:43 PM (XOAlA)



Not renewable. That fucker burned brightly in hell and didn't leave an ash.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2018 08:50 PM (9Om/r)

164 Melania is classy. I like her and admire her. The MFM can go Ef themselves.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 21, 2018 08:50 PM (2sCft)

165 She will catch quite a buzz drinking from Peter Fonda's skull.
Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2018 08:30 PM (cHbmY)

Considering that his cranial capacity is negligible, she won't get too much of buzz. I know I'm mixing cultures here, but why doesn't she blood eagle Penis Fonda and use his cured lungs to carry her wine in. Quite the "fuck you" vibe, wouldn't you say?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 08:50 PM (9BLnV)

166 Yup....names like Juicy, Luscious, Cherry or Tiffany just means I don't have to spend a lot to get a lot.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (EoRCO)

That word makes me gag. Just no.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:48 PM (E4NQ0)


I agree. It's like the yoga pants so favored by the stars of COPS that say "Pink."

There's something to be said for a bit of refinement. Being that obvious only appeals to the cognitively disenfranchised.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:51 PM (L+DZm)

167 I like her jacket that has 'I WILL CUT A BITCH!' on the back.

Posted by: Eromero at June 21, 2018 08:51 PM (zLDYs)

168 She will catch quite a buzz drinking from Peter Fonda's skull.
Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2018 08:30 PM (cHbmY)


Only suitable for drinking shots.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:51 PM (L+DZm)

169 Yup....names like Juicy, Luscious, Cherry or Tiffany just means I don't have to spend a lot to get a lot.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (EoRCO)

Weren't they 4 of the 7 dwarves hoes?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 08:52 PM (9BLnV)

170 "That word makes me gag. Just no."

Bunzup?

Posted by: NOsferatu at June 21, 2018 08:52 PM (ghzHY)

171 Especially one who can speak 4-5 languages, is probably smarter than the press, and definitely more gracious.

The late, great, much beloved Max was smarter than the press, and he was a golden retriever.

How I'd love to do my Professor Kingsfield impression on reporters, and indeed, liberals generally.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:53 PM (L+DZm)

172 Very interesting and telling call ins on WSB radio right now out of Atlanta. Everybody is speaking out about the broken system, how it destroys lives, and destroys children.

I'd be shocked if they keep taking calls on this as I know the feminazis groups are probably threatening a boycott.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:47 PM (E4NQ0)


Fuck them; they can't handle the truth of what an absolute disaster no fault divorce has been.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2018 08:53 PM (y7DUB)

173 There's something to be said for a bit of refinement. Being that obvious only appeals to the cognitively disenfranchised.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:51 PM (L+DZm)



You're thinking with the wrong head.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at June 21, 2018 08:53 PM (sXefu)

174 155 "Why are your citizens fleeing your country and its government?"


Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (TKQ/l)

That's Racist!

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cause america stole all the magic soil

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:53 PM (FOPyv)

175 i have to look at the UK news sites to see what she's wearing.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 21, 2018 08:45 PM (JKNZq)


I'm pretty sure that is the only place I ever see her. They treat her as non-existent in the states...unless they are bashing her.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 21, 2018 08:53 PM (5gT6u)

176 Thing about FLILF, Empress of Slavistan, Wife of the God Emperor, Envy of All Mankind, is, beneath her beauty and erudition lurks the heart of a mother and tire-iron girl. Melania - true SMR lady.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 08:53 PM (fA1SL)

177 155 "Why are your citizens fleeing your country and its government?"


Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (TKQ/l)

That's Racist!

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take 2:

because america took the side of the Rio Grande with all the roads and job.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:54 PM (FOPyv)

178 SHE REMOVED THAT JACKET BEFORE GETTING OFF THE PLANE. STOP THE STUPID DRAMA.

Sigh. We live in stoopid times and are surrounded by stoopid.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 21, 2018 08:54 PM (Tyii7)

179 'Yup....names like Juicy, Luscious, Cherry or Tiffany just means I don't have to spend a lot to get a lot.'

hiya sailor

Posted by: Juicy Fruit at June 21, 2018 08:54 PM (UdKB7)

180 Tomorrow she ought to wear a jacket that reads - Jim Acosta can go fark himself
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 08:22 PM (SiINZ)

If Jim Acosta could fuck himself (or blow himself) he'd never leave his dressing room.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 08:54 PM (9BLnV)

181 "He caught Rick Hendrick Disease. I say this time and time again. "

Right up there with Mike Hunt's Disease.

Not a conversation starter at the Y

Posted by: NOsferatu at June 21, 2018 08:54 PM (ghzHY)

182 There's something to be said for a bit of refinement. Being that obvious only appeals to the cognitively disenfranchised.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:51 PM (L+DZm)

dare you to say that on the ONT

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 08:55 PM (bUjCl)

183 In other news, two people were injured in Montana Wednesday morning after swerving to avoid a kangaroo.
Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

Kangaroo was innocently on his way to a craft brewery to deliver some hops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 08:55 PM (WFV7d)

184 cause america stole all the magic soil

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:53 PM (FOPyv)


Yes, magic dirt. There's not a progressive alive that doesn't believe in it.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 21, 2018 08:55 PM (sXefu)

185 I cringed a bit when I first saw the jacket, but you know what?

Fuck you. War.

Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2018 08:55 PM (953wK)

186 151 I have to look at the UK news sites to see what she's wearing.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 21, 2018 08:45 PM (JKNZq)

Bless the Daily Mail, man.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (dEQP3)


I've never understood why women are interested in what other women are wearing.

For men, it's simple. She's wearing

[ ] clothes
[ ] lingerie
[ ] nothing.

We try to hide our disappointment at choice #1.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:55 PM (L+DZm)

187
Too soon to say Obama wrapped those kids in foil like burritos.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2018 08:55 PM (r+sAi)

188 Fine, what is Rick Hendrick Disease

Posted by: lin-duh at June 21, 2018 08:56 PM (kufk0)

189 So, within 24 hours Donny Two Scoops revokes Man-Bun The Protestor's man card, and Melania flips the MSM the birds with both hands? I call that a good day. A very good day.

Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 08:56 PM (Pqytn)

190 How I'd love to do my Professor Kingsfield impression on reporters, and indeed, liberals generally.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:53 PM (L+DZm)



You can do mimicry of him? The voice and cadence and look? The whole thing? He was awesome in Paper Chase. Just the bomb.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 21, 2018 08:56 PM (5gT6u)

191 Weren't they 4 of the 7 dwarves hoes?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 08:52 PM (9BLnV)

Yup.....The other three were Skyy, Aurora and Little Bit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2018 08:56 PM (EoRCO)

192 "cause america stole all the magic soil"

--- and the beans, dammit.

Posted by: NOsferatu at June 21, 2018 08:56 PM (ghzHY)

193
Um, doesn't President Trump have a daughter named Tiffany?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:56 PM (mBtaw)

194
Too soon to say Obama wrapped those kids in foil like burritos.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


I was thinking baked potatoes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 08:57 PM (IqV8l)

195 Tiffany...Marla must have chosen the name

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 08:57 PM (bUjCl)

196 "Border kids?"

Is that what Fake News has dubbed them? Border kids?

Remember when we used to call them Mexicans?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:34 PM (mBtaw)

The old names are always the best. Beaners. Greasers. Spics. Donkey Fuckers.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 08:57 PM (9BLnV)

197 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....breathes...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 21, 2018 08:57 PM (Y9uH4)

198 Right up there with Mike Hunt's Disease.

Not a conversation starter at the Y
Posted by: NOsferatu at June 21, 2018 08:54 PM (ghzHY)


Huh ?

No ... Rick Hendrick Disease was a real thing ... pulled off by a real, high profile dude.

I said from the beginning - John McCain is pulling the Rick Hendrick Maneuver. I'll believe different when his body is on display.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)

199 There's something to be said for a bit of refinement.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:51 PM (L+DZm)

That's what they oil say.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 08:58 PM (2NqXo)

200 Too soon to say Obama wrapped those kids in foil like burritos.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

---

probably for pizza parties with the molestas

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:58 PM (FOPyv)

201 172 Very interesting and telling call ins on WSB radio right now out of Atlanta. Everybody is speaking out about the broken system, how it destroys lives, and destroys children.

I'd be shocked if they keep taking calls on this as I know the feminazis groups are probably threatening a boycott.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:47 PM (E4NQ0)

Fuck them; they can't handle the truth of what an absolute disaster no fault divorce has been.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2018 08:53 PM (y7DUB)

Wow! They said they would be taking calls the entire show on Divorce and it got shut down.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:58 PM (E4NQ0)

202 because america took the side of the Rio Grande with all the roads and job.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:54 PM (FOPyv)


Crafty like that.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 08:58 PM (+lOpA)

203 Speaking of stupid media freakouts, there was the fun of someone reporting that at a lunch today everyone but Trump got small cups of vinaigrette while Trump appeared to have a slightly larger cup of ranch.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 21, 2018 08:58 PM (dEQP3)

204 I really wish I could respond to these vapid assholes on the Twatter Machine without getting banned.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 08:58 PM (9De+S)

205 189
So, within 24 hours Donny Two Scoops revokes Man-Bun The Protestor's man
card, and Melania flips the MSM the birds with both hands? I call that a
good day. A very good day.

Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 08:56 PM (Pqytn)

Add CFPB going down in flames, Starbucks having a sad, and TGE intention to merge DoL and DoEd, and we should knock off early before the schadenboners explode.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 08:58 PM (5jVnA)

206 203 Speaking of stupid media freakouts, there was the fun of someone reporting that at a lunch today everyone but Trump got small cups of vinaigrette while Trump appeared to have a slightly larger cup of ranch.

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big if true, mueller may subpoena

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 08:59 PM (FOPyv)

207

The word of the day is "moist".
If a contestant says it, they win $100.

Posted by: Groucho Marx at June 21, 2018 08:59 PM (r+sAi)

208 203

womp womp
Donny big ranch

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 08:59 PM (hMwEB)

209 You can do mimicry of him? The voice and cadence and look? The whole thing? He was awesome in Paper Chase. Just the bomb.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 21, 2018 08:56 PM (5gT6u)


Anyone who's lectured for *cough* years can do the voice, the cadence, and the attitude.

Why? Because inevitably you've had to deal with some pimply 19 year-olds who think they know everything, and need to be put in their place.

My best response: "Good point. You're going to make a fine adult."

A few of those, and no one messes with you in lecture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:00 PM (L+DZm)

210 "Border kids?"


...

They're on the Taco Bell menu next to the Enchirito.

Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 09:00 PM (HkF2/)

211

John Houseman

As a producer assigned to Unit 891 of the Federal Theater Project funded by the government's Works Progress Administration, he produced the legendary production "Cradle Will Rock", a musical about the tyranny of capitalism, with music by Marc Blitzstein, creative input from Welles, and starring leftists Howard Da Silva and Will Geer. The production was so controversial, it was banned before its debut, although they did manage to stage one performance.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)

212 The old names are always the best. Beaners. Greasers. Spics. Donkey Fuckers.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 08:57 PM (9BLnV)


My favorite was Wop. Then I found out I was one. And it's still funny.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 21, 2018 09:00 PM (sXefu)

213 212
Huh. This makes me rethink my opinions of the Common Guinea Menace.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:01 PM (fA1SL)

214 womp womp
Donny big ranch
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 08:59 PM (hMwEB)


This, but on a t-shirt.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 21, 2018 09:02 PM (fZuhk)

215 You'd think "journalists" would seek out comment from, say, the Guatemalan govt on why they don't help their own people.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:43 PM (mBtaw)

"Why are your citizens fleeing your country and its government?"
Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2018 08:46 PM (TKQ/l)

"Wouldn't you consider that a vote of 'no confidence' in your leadership, such as it is?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 08:49 PM (L+DZm)


Rigoberta Menchu couldn't be reached for comment, mainly because she was a fictional creation sold as fact.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2018 09:02 PM (y7DUB)

216 She was trying to pull a Hillary- make an expensive item of clothing look like she just stole grabbed it off the rack at a Goodwill store.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 21, 2018 09:02 PM (dtxqA)

217 Judicial Watch Obtains IRS Documents Showing McCain Staff Urging IRS To Target Tea Party Groups The Last Refuge


GOooooooOOOO Tumor!

Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 09:02 PM (HkF2/)

218 John Houseman

As a producer assigned to Unit 891 of the Federal Theater Project funded by the government's Works Progress Administration, he produced the legendary production "Cradle Will Rock", a musical about the tyranny of capitalism, with music by Marc Blitzstein, creative input from Welles, and starring leftists Howard Da Silva and Will Geer. The production was so controversial, it was banned before its debut, although they did manage to stage one performance.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)



Is any word of that real?

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 09:02 PM (+lOpA)

219 I care about what she's wearing because I remember the Jackie O years, when the press drooled over everything she wore. Melania is even more stylish than Jackie and all we get are the press bitching about her. (And I am in total awe that anyone can get around wearing heels that high!)

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 21, 2018 09:02 PM (JKNZq)

220 Hey, WTF happened to my security clearance???

Posted by: Peter Strzok, G-Man at June 21, 2018 09:02 PM (lSrgA)

221 Too soon to say Obama wrapped those kids in foil like burritos.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

I was thinking baked potatoes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 08:57 PM (IqV8l)


In Obama's case, I was thinking hot dogs.

I figure I'm covered either way on that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:02 PM (L+DZm)

222
Down in the West Texas town of El Paso,I wrapped a kid in aluminum foil.

Posted by: The Fevered Dreams Of Open Border Maniacs at June 21, 2018 09:03 PM (Pqytn)

223 100 The back of her underwear say EAT ME
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2018 08:36 PM (iHRFg)


The Secret Service would have to hire thousands of new agents to deal with the guys that would be buzzing around her.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

224 The word of the day is "moist".
If a contestant says it, they win $100.
Posted by: Groucho Marx at June 21, 2018 08:59 PM (r+sAi)

You know, Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I'd watch his show.

Posted by: Granny Klump at June 21, 2018 09:03 PM (EoRCO)

225 I cringed a bit when I first saw the jacket, but you know what?

Fuck you. War.
Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2018 08:55 PM (953wK)

As someone who believes timing is very important, the timing of it made me cringe too. However, I give her the benefit of the doubt. She deserves to give the press the FU sign.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 21, 2018 09:03 PM (5gT6u)

226 Oh God. Time Team is doing crossbow vs. longbow...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2018 09:03 PM (fVubI)

227 "Why are your citizens fleeing your country and its government?"

"Because Los Estados Unitos is continues to send their CIofA to meddle in our business. They kill our leaders, poison our chickens, and tear up our crops and plant the drug farms."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 21, 2018 09:03 PM (2xR5z)

228 I'm a douchebag's douchebag.

Posted by: Jim Acucka at June 21, 2018 09:03 PM (Tyii7)

229 Border kids?"

Is that what Fake News has dubbed them? Border kids?

Remember when we used to call them Mexicans?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 08:34 PM (mBtaw)

In this instance, they were literally wetbacks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 09:03 PM (WFV7d)

230 To really freak out the chatterers Melania could wear boob belts with messages.

Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (TKQ/l)

231 I fight for de peeple!

Posted by: Zorro at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (lSrgA)

232 http://bit.ly/2teLcmH
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Stunning Confirmation: Judicial Watch Obtains IRS Documents Showing McCain Staff Urging IRS To Target Tea Party Groups The Last Refuge

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (y3aQB)

233 Down in the West Texas town of El Paso,I wrapped a kid in aluminum foil.
Posted by: The Fevered Dreams Of Open Border Maniacs at June 21, 2018 09:03 PM

But then Harry Reid told me, "Don't bother to wrap it. I'll eat it here." I recycled the aluminum foil, 'cause, you know, Gaia.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (2NqXo)

234 Judicial Watch Obtains IRS Documents Showing McCain Staff Urging IRS To Target Tea Party Groups The Last Refuge


GOooooooOOOO Tumor!
Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 09:02 PM (HkF2/)


I did NOT see that coming.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (5gT6u)

235
I can't believe that ass McCain outlived me.

Posted by: Zombie Krauthammer at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (r+sAi)

236 225 I cringed a bit when I first saw the jacket, but you know what?

Fuck you. War.
Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2018 08:55 PM (953wK)

As someone who believes timing is very important, the timing of it made me cringe too. However, I give her the benefit of the doubt. She deserves to give the press the FU sign.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 21, 2018 09:03 PM (5gT6u)



I think the threats to her child, and Donald's grandchild were the last straw. She is angry, and has every right to be.

Posted by: moki at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (V+V48)

237 221. They spent a small fortune getting hot dogs and pizzas flown in from Chicago for a party, per the DNC and Podesta emails. I'm sure there's no hidden meaning to that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (fA1SL)

238 Wow! They said they would be taking calls the entire show on Divorce and it got shut down.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 08:58 PM (E4NQ0)


What courage and bravery!

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (y7DUB)

239 GOooooooOOOO Tumor!
Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 09:02 PM (HkF2/)



TooooMAH boom boom boom TooooMAH!!!

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (+lOpA)

240 (And I am in total awe that anyone can get around wearing heels that high!)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 21, 2018 09:02 PM (JKNZq)


I've done it.

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (lSrgA)

241 my vaganus is moist.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (vZrWs)

242 Speaking of stupid media freakouts, there was the fun of someone reporting that at a lunch today everyone but Trump got small cups of vinaigrette while Trump appeared to have a slightly larger cup of ranch.
======

This is, sadly, a true story, isn't it?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (nILVB)

243 And now the story has been taken off the news every 30minutes. Last heard it at 830pm. It's been memory holed and no more calls are being allowed in.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (E4NQ0)

244 I saw a pic where someone shopped Womp Womp on the back of her coat.

I about pissed myself.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (4ErVI)

245 Donny Two-Scoops has been ready to fight, and has. Now Melania "Red Sonja" Trump is ready to fight. And this, I think is awesome.
(I get what Hillary was saying back in 1992, that she wasn't a homemaker type person, and if she had left it at that and not done the "I will be Empress of the Solar System!" no one would have cared.)
Melania indicated she wanted to be more retiring, she kept Barron in his school until the term ended before she and he transferred to DC. But since the usual harpies have come out no matter how much you want to avoid them, then so be it. Raise the flag, form the lines, and go right into them.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (0QYMt)

246 "For the last couple of days the MFM has been calling them "undocumented families"."

I call em fugitives once they're here.

Posted by: NOsferatu at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (ghzHY)

247 I bet Melania is as tough as nails. I also bet she can go toe to toe with PDT when they fight and shake the WH. She looks like she could be ferocious if she has to be.

Posted by: jmel at June 21, 2018 09:06 PM (OeWgo)

248 I wanted that jacket and I wanted it bad.

Posted by: Jim Acucka at June 21, 2018 09:06 PM (Tyii7)

249 Just call us "undocumented researchers"

Posted by: Spies everywhere at June 21, 2018 09:07 PM (bUjCl)

250 She looks like she could be ferocious if she has to be.
Posted by: jmel at June 21, 2018 09:06 PM (OeWgo)



You would need a chair and a whip. Fortunately, I have both.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 09:07 PM (lSrgA)

251 Down in the West Texas town of El Paso,I wrapped a kid in aluminum foil.
Posted by: The Fevered Dreams Of Open Border Maniacs at J


ha

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 09:07 PM (+lOpA)

252 ' MSM:'My Give a Shit Meter Is Broken' ---Melania's alternative jacket

Posted by: Restoring the Media Balance of Terror at June 21, 2018 09:07 PM (WPxnj)

253 We should ship Songbird McCain to Mexico. For the incredibly low priced, socialized medical care.

Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 09:07 PM (HkF2/)

254 109 Judicial Watch obtains IRS documents that show John McCain's staff urged the IRS to audit so many groups that it becomes "financially ruinous".

https://tinyurl.com/y84odmhr

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 08:38 PM (/tuJf)
-----------------------------------------

POS.

Too bad we don't have a marginally decent MSM.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:08 PM (0jtPF)

255 >> my vaganus is moist.
Posted by: Bill Kristol

That's not good for your constant vulvodynia, Capt. Cuck.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:08 PM (8O3HH)

256 Melania should have wore her "FUCK JIM ACOSTA" jacket instead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 09:09 PM (lSrgA)

257 "To be fair, a lot of those kids come from Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras."

Ya but they turn mexxykin.

Posted by: NOsferatu at June 21, 2018 09:09 PM (ghzHY)

258 I don't recall the media freakout from two weeks ago, the theme that is , but I am sure there was one ! Same as the one a week ago, or 3 days ago...

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)

259 John McCain's staff urged the IRS to audit so many groups that it becomes "financially ruinous"

A true patriot.

Posted by: Jim Acucka at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (Tyii7)

260

Undocumented Families?

then how about....Unbelievable News?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (mBtaw)

261 Fine, what is Rick Hendrick Disease
Posted by: lin-duh at June 21, 2018 08:56 PM (kufk0)


*hugs lin-duh, totally in a non-sex way*

Rick Hendrick is, still today, a highly-successful NASCAR owner. In the nineties, he was the owner of the 24 driven by Jeff Gordon.

Rick was also staring down a sentencing hearing, after conviction, for mail fraud, unfair business practices, and such pertaining to his series of car dealerships in the Carolinas. He was caught doing bribery through the mail. The expectation was he'd do 2-3 in a Minimum Security Prison. He was on the hook for hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribery.

The week of his sentencing, he received a Leukemia Diagnosis from his personal doctor. No second opinion was pursued.

His sentence was knocked down to one year house arrest - which he served in full. The expectation of the sentencing judge was that he'd die at home.

Rick arranged themed sponsorship for an Anti-Cancer Campaign ... Fight Leukemia ... for the 24. NASCAR played along by having Rick call Gordon in victory lane after every win via cell phone. No mention was ever made of Hendrick's home incarceration sentence.

Rick's leukemia was declared In Remission, he received a Presidential Pardon from Bill Clinton ... and Rick emerged from it all as the only Cancer Patient to gain weight and keep all his hair.

I'll believe McCain is sick when I see him sick.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (fiGNd)

262 "To be fair, a lot of those kids come from Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras."
...


Making Mexico a sort of third-world Uber.

Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (HkF2/)

263 John Houseman

As a producer assigned to Unit 891 of the Federal Theater Project funded by the government's Works Progress Administration, he produced the legendary production "Cradle Will Rock", a musical about the tyranny of capitalism, with music by Marc Blitzstein, creative input from Welles, and starring leftists Howard Da Silva and Will Geer. The production was so controversial, it was banned before its debut, although they did manage to stage one performance.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)

Wait...confusion spiral. Is this the same Houseman that played Kingsfield?

Cradle Will Rock was made into a movie by Susan Sarandon's ex-bf...the Bull Durham guy. Whats-his-face.

Is it the same show...just not a musical?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (5gT6u)

264 I WILL NOT Bingle vulvodynia.

No sir.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (+lOpA)

265 Down in the West Texas town of El Paso,I wrapped a kid in aluminum foil.

Nighttime would find me in detention centerMusic would play and Obama would twirl.

Posted by: Zombie Krauthammer at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (r+sAi)

266 257. From the Rio Grande to the Canal, it's all Messicans. From the Canal to Tierra del Fuego, it's Brazilians and the like. Chile, Argentina, Peru, and Paraguay were once good places, however.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (fA1SL)

267 241 my vaganus is moist

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (vZrWs)

Shouldn't laugh at you people but I'm a sick person. LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (2CQCl)

268 This is, sadly, a true story, isn't it?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (nILVB)


Yup.

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1009858228971241473

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (dEQP3)

269 I think Melania wears the pants in their personal relationship. But I don't believe she tries to control him. That would never work. It would be like trying to contain Niagara Falls.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 09:11 PM (2NqXo)

270 Speaking of stupid media freakouts, there was the fun of someone reporting that at a lunch today everyone but Trump got small cups of vinaigrette while Trump appeared to have a slightly larger cup of ranch.

Sounds like a high crime and misdemeanor to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:11 PM (L+DZm)

271 Speaking of stupid media freakouts, there was the fun of someone reporting that at a lunch today everyone but Trump got small cups of vinaigrette while Trump appeared to have a slightly larger cup of ranch.
======

This is, sadly, a true story, isn't it?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (nILVB)

That's a bald faced lie! That was a cup of pureed Guatemalan baby brains smothered in immigrant placenta. I can't stand fake news!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 09:11 PM (9BLnV)

272 256
Melania should have wore her "FUCK JIM ACOSTA" jacket instead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 09:09 PM (lSrgA)

Nah. Elevates him too much. ACOSTA IS REALLY FAKE NEWS might be better.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 21, 2018 09:11 PM (5jVnA)

273
arggghyle sock!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2018 09:11 PM (r+sAi)

274 "Raise the flag, form the lines, and go right into them.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (0QYMt)"


Words to remember as the times get friskier.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 21, 2018 09:11 PM (GNCPT)

275 When are we going to stop hording the federal government behind the beltway border? That is not fair, are border really what we are about? I think it is time the feds start spreading that prosperity. Anwar? Death Valley? Those can be places for the only most loyal bureaucrats. Those who are doing it only to make a difference.

There are many other areas of the nation that could use some help. Spread them thin I say, let everyone get some of that government prosperity. Department of the Interior to Montana? The Patent Office to South Dakota? These are just ideas but I think the time has come.

Posted by: Quint at June 21, 2018 09:12 PM (n13/j)

276 269 I think Melania wears the pants in their personal relationship. But I don't believe she tries to control him. That would never work. It would be like trying to contain Niagara Falls.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 09:11 PM (2NqXo)


I think in a healthy relationship, the power ebbs and flows between the members of couple.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:12 PM (L+DZm)

277 109 Judicial Watch obtains IRS documents that show John McCain's staff urged the IRS to audit so many groups that it becomes "financially ruinous".

https://tinyurl.com/y84odmhr

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

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This is why I knew nothing would happen to Lois Lerner. Too many on the R side of the aisle trying to also shut down the Tea Party. No way they could allow that discovery to get out during a full blown trial.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 21, 2018 09:12 PM (I16G8)

278 I WILL NOT Bingle vulvodynia. No sir.

You know you want to.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 21, 2018 09:12 PM (Tyii7)

279 Snoozie Saran Wrap's boyfriend.... Andy Dufresne?

Posted by: NOsferatu at June 21, 2018 09:12 PM (ghzHY)

280 Melania should have wore her "FUCK JIM ACOSTA" jacket instead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 09:09 PM (lSrgA)


Nah. She should have worn her "D-Lamp was right" jacket.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:13 PM (L+DZm)

281
http://bit.ly/2teLcmH
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Stunning Confirmation: Judicial Watch Obtains IRS Documents Showing McCain Staff Urging IRS To Target Tea Party Groups The Last Refuge
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (y3aQB)

--------------------

Name every one of his staff involved. Make them radioactive and unemployable by every Republican.

If they held these beliefs, they aren't Republicans anyway. They are more Steve Schmidt and Nicole Wallace Republicans, the ones that threw Sarah Palin under the bus.

Posted by: rd at June 21, 2018 09:13 PM (4dz1m)

282 274.
* looks at shashka and superior Kalashnikov platform rifle in their cases, and nods *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:13 PM (fA1SL)

283 >> I WILL NOT Bingle vulvodynia.

No sir.
----------------------------

It's the clinical term for a burning, itchy cooter. You know, the feeling of "sand in the pussy".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:13 PM (8O3HH)

284 Judicial Watch obtains IRS documents that show John McCain's staff urged the IRS to audit so many groups that it becomes "financially ruinous".



This shocks me. I blamed Obama solely. Of course, McCain would have had buy in from lots of the GOP. I know I say Uni-Party and that Repubs are traitors, but it always bums me out to find out how right I am. Just sucks.

It also confirms it is the establishment vs. populism...even that far back.

*lowers bar more*

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 21, 2018 09:14 PM (5gT6u)

285 271
Speaking of stupid media freakouts, there was the fun of someone
reporting that at a lunch today everyone but Trump got small cups of
vinaigrette while Trump appeared to have a slightly larger cup of ranch.


======



This is, sadly, a true story, isn't it?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 21, 2018 09:05 PM (nILVB)



That's a bald faced lie! That was a cup of pureed Guatemalan baby
brains smothered in immigrant placenta. I can't stand fake news!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 09:11 PM (9BLnV)


It was Russian hooker's urine. You know he loves that stuff.

Posted by: CNN at June 21, 2018 09:14 PM (TKQ/l)

286 Just a note: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers on AMC right now.

This definitely could not be made today.

Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2018 09:14 PM (jHrzU)

287 259 John McCain's staff urged the IRS to audit so many groups that it becomes "financially ruinous"

A true patriot.
Posted by: Jim Acucka at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (Tyii7)


When he dies the threads on here will be entirely justified. He is a treasonous POS and deserves all the opprobrium we can dish out.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

288 I'm thinking of going down to one of the detention. Centers and playing my ukulele for them.....that oughta get them running back to Mexico..

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:14 PM (2CQCl)

289 I WILL NOT Bingle vulvodynia.

No sir.
*************************************************

It's about sniffing bicycle seats.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 09:15 PM (2NqXo)

290 "For the last couple of days the MFM has been calling them "undocumented families"."

"Undocumented criminals and soon-to-be deportees."

What, too long?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:15 PM (L+DZm)

291 It's the clinical term for a burning, itchy cooter. You know, the feeling of "sand in the pussy".
=====

More like ground-up glass, really.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 21, 2018 09:15 PM (nILVB)

292 I think the threats to her child, and Donald's grandchild were the last straw. She is angry, and has every right to be.
Posted by: moki at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (V+V4


Yes. I think the leftprogs done fucked up. They've pissed off The Lioness.

NEVER piss off The Lioness.

Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2018 09:15 PM (953wK)

293 196---The old names are always the best. Beaners. Greasers. Spics. Donkey Fuckers.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 08:57 PM (9BLnV)
-------------------------------
No.

How about illegals, illegal aliens, border-jumpers, trespassers, invaders? Even "wetback" will do since it references the crossing.

Your names are just ethnic and racial slurs.
Aren't you supposed to at least PRETEND it's about national sovereignty and law?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:15 PM (0jtPF)

294 109 Judicial Watch obtains IRS documents that show John McCain's staff urged the IRS to audit so many groups that it becomes "financially ruinous".

https://tinyurl.com/y84odmhr
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

----------

This is why I knew nothing would happen to Lois Lerner. Too many on the R side of the aisle trying to also shut down the Tea Party. No way they could allow that discovery to get out during a full blown trial.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 21, 2018 09:12 PM (I16G


A few of us used to say ... "Dig deep enough into the Obama shit - and you'll find John McCain".

I don't seem to find the folks telling us to shut up then saying nearly as much shit now.

He's hip-deep in the IRS shit ... and also Benghazi. Raise your hand if you remember the photo-ops of John taking a Senate trip to Syria, urging us to arm the rebels that turned out to be the Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 09:15 PM (fiGNd)

295 286 Just a note: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers on AMC right now.

This definitely could not be made today.
Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2018 09:14 PM (jHrzU)


They're remaking as "Seven Boys for Seven Democrats."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:16 PM (L+DZm)

296 The Dem Party is dead. There's nothing left but Melania's clothing choices and illegal border crossings. That's all they have going into the '18 mid-term election season.

Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 09:16 PM (Pqytn)

297 If they don't like things in the snotholes they live in they should just have (another) revolution right there and stay the hell out of America.

Posted by: Eromero at June 21, 2018 09:16 PM (zLDYs)

298 Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 09:11 PM (9BLnV)


The media is starting to pull their punches, a reliable anonymous source told me that President Trump actually had a large cruet of RUSSIAN dressing!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2018 09:16 PM (n9EOP)

299 288. Of course, there's a cover of SMR anthem - REMOVE KEBAB - on that accursed thing.

https://youtu.be/X_D_87spyuI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:16 PM (fA1SL)

300 >> I WILL NOT Bingle vulvodynia.

No sir.
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It's the clinical term for a burning, itchy cooter. You know, the feeling of "sand in the pussy".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:13 PM (8O3HH)


It hasn't existed since the late 1990s anyway. It's the Vulvonian Republic now.

I think they medaled in racquetball in Beijing 2008 but don't quote me on that.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 21, 2018 09:17 PM (fZuhk)

301 207 The word of the day is "moist".
If a contestant says it, they win $100.

Posted by: Groucho Marx at June 21, 2018 08:59 PM (r+sAi)


The night was moist.

Posted by: Larry Donner at June 21, 2018 09:17 PM (NL6wI)

302 I think the threats to her child, and Donald's grandchild were the last straw. She is angry, and has every right to be.
Posted by: moki at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (V+V4


Maybe she'll get POTUS to activate the US Marshall unit he put together with JSOC pipe hitters.



Trump did remember to stand up that unit on the first day, right?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2018 09:17 PM (1g7ch)

303 There are many other areas of the nation"

Could put NASA in Texas...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 21, 2018 09:17 PM (7LY+6)

304 288 I'm thinking of going down to one of the detention. Centers and playing my ukulele for them.....that oughta get them running back to Mexico..
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:14 PM (2CQCl)


Calling Yoko Ono's agent right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:18 PM (L+DZm)

305 294 109 Judicial Watch obtains IRS documents that show John McCain's staff urged the IRS to audit so many groups that it becomes "financially ruinous".

https://tinyurl.com/y84odmhr
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

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This is why I knew nothing would happen to Lois Lerner. Too many on the R side of the aisle trying to also shut down the Tea Party. No way they could allow that discovery to get out during a full blown trial.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 21, 2018 09:12 PM (I16G

A few of us used to say ... "Dig deep enough into the Obama shit - and you'll find John McCain".

I don't seem to find the folks telling us to shut up then saying nearly as much shit now.

He's hip-deep in the IRS shit ... and also Benghazi. Raise your hand if you remember the photo-ops of John taking a Senate trip to Syria, urging us to arm the rebels that turned out to be the Muslim Brotherhood.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 09:15 PM (fiGNd)


+1000

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

306 Dig deep enough into the Obama shit - and you'll find John McCain

It was clean and articulated.

Posted by: Senor Juan McCain at June 21, 2018 09:19 PM (Tyii7)

307 Peruvia has always enjoyed tariff-free trade with the Vulvonian Republic

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 21, 2018 09:19 PM (KCxzN)

308 277----This is why I knew nothing would happen to Lois Lerner. Too many on the R side of the aisle trying to also shut down the Tea Party. No way they could allow that discovery to get out during a full blown trial.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 21, 2018 09:12 PM (I16G
----------------------------
Yep.

I always figured that was why Congress never went after Bill Clinton for his China sell-outs. There were probably some GOPers in on it too.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:19 PM (0jtPF)

309 I respect McCain's military service. Everything else no. I made the mistake of supporting him in the 2000 primary but that was out of respect for his service and nothing else. He just kept going on about campaign finance reform, and that meant nothing to me and many others. I didn't think W was qualified and that he was getting a coronation. Time has shown that some of my concerns were proper.

I recall Colin Powell was going to do a book signing nearby quite a while back. I decided if I did meet him, I would say, "thank you for your military service, and nothing else". We didn't have a meeting but that is what I would have told him.

Posted by: Quint at June 21, 2018 09:19 PM (n13/j)

310 I'm thinking of going down to one of the detention. Centers and playing my ukulele for them.....that oughta get them running back to Mexico..
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:14 PM

I'm picturing Harry and Lloyd singing 'Mockingbird' with the Mexican migrants in the back of the van.

Mock (si)
ing (si)
bird (si)
si (si)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 09:19 PM (2NqXo)

311 Ummm. Home made fresh jalapeno pimento cheese on 2 fresh hamburger patties. I'm in heaven.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 09:20 PM (E4NQ0)

312 259 John McCain's staff urged the IRS to audit so many groups that it becomes "financially ruinous"

A true patriot.

I take back every nice thing I tried to think about him. Fuck him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2018 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

313 >> Calling Yoko Ono's agent right now.

Just play Slim Whitman. His voice causes alien heads to explode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y78dtSvzWc4

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:21 PM (8O3HH)

314 292 I think the threats to her child, and Donald's grandchild were the last straw. She is angry, and has every right to be.
Posted by: moki at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (V+V4

Yes. I think the leftprogs done fucked up. They've pissed off The Lioness.

NEVER piss off The Lioness.
Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2018 09:15 PM (953wK)


This.

In my experience, women will subscribe to - or at least tolerate - a LOT of stupid shit.

But denigrate - or God help you, threaten - her children, and she will make Reinhard Heydrich look like a wishy-washy faggot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:21 PM (L+DZm)

315 My favorite was Wop. Then I found out I was one. And it's still funny.
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 21, 2018 09:00 PM (sXefu)

AWM etymology lesson for the day:

The term WOP has been said to stand for "without papers" or "without passport",but there seems to be some evidence that it was applied to Italians because of the Italian word "guappo", meaning a swaggerer, pimp, or ruffian.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 09:21 PM (9BLnV)

316 296 The Dem Party is dead. There's nothing left but Melania's clothing choices and illegal border crossings. That's all they have going into the '18 mid-term election season.
Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 09:16 PM (Pqytn)
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I wish.
*sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:21 PM (0jtPF)

317 McCain was turned by the Communists when he was a POW. He has been working to undermine America ever since.

I remember some people mentioned that in 2012 and had their asses handed to them on conservative websites.

They were absolutely correct.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

318 here are many other areas of the nation"



Could put NASA in Texas...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 21, 2018 09:17 PM (7LY+6)

I thought we did that.

Posted by: Quint at June 21, 2018 09:21 PM (n13/j)

319 315. Viva El Guapo! Today he is.... 33 years old!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:22 PM (fA1SL)

320 It seems to me that "I don't care anymore" could also be referring to Strumpy Daniels. It seems likely, in fact.

And I think this is a big part of the reason Melania stayed out of the public eye for so long after her surgery. She just didn't want to be asked about that while she was trying to, I don't know, feed hungry children or teach illiterate adults how to read or something.

And when this just fueled more fake news about, "Oh, what happened to her? Is Trump beating her? Is she disfigured now? Are they covering up her death from Trump beating her? Has she run away because Trump was beating her?", yeah, I can totally understand her not caring anymore.

She's a lovely and classy First Lady, but, you know, I'm kind of glad to see a little bit of her husband rubbing off on her.

Yeah, yeah. Phrasing. But you know what I mean!

The Fake News Media hates our President so much, they will go full-on berserk mode on her while she's I don't know, feeding homeless people at a shelter, just for the tiniest chance of perhaps making The Donald look bad.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 21, 2018 09:22 PM (wSC8T)

321 286 Just a note: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers on AMC right now.

This definitely could not be made today.
Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2018 09:14 PM (jHrzU)



Make 2 of the Brothers gay and it probably would.

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2018 09:23 PM (lKs2v)

322 2 I think the threats to her child, and Donald's grandchild were the last straw. She is angry, and has every right to be.
Posted by: moki at June 21, 2018 09:04 PM (V+V4



I thought so too. At some point it either destroys you or you begin to fight back. Even though the press did not make the threats, not one of them denounced them, from what I saw.

I really hate how they have mistreated her and Baron...even when Chelsea Clinton and Bush girls told them to back off Baron. Celebs still take shots at him. Despicable people.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 21, 2018 09:23 PM (5gT6u)

323 Whoops, 2008, not 2012.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

324 "I REALLY DON'T CARE, DO U?"

Nope. Not even a whit.

I care as much as the #FakeNews cares about Kate Steinle.

The most striking thing about this pre-scheduled "crisis" is how the entire city snaps into action when an illegal allien needs help. They won't fix Obamacare or balance a budget or even write a budget--but when a foreigner is upset, BAM! They stop whatever they're doing--which seems to largely consist of taking bribes, pawing the interns, cashing their paychecks, taking vacations and criminally-leaking secrets--and attend to the foreign nationals every concern. "Screw Americans--We've Mopved On!"

They should all be fired from their jobs--if you can call working 50 days a year a "job".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 21, 2018 09:23 PM (Ndje9)

325 She's a lovely and classy First Lady, but, you know, I'm kind of glad to see a little bit of her husband rubbing off on her.

Wait - she's lovely and classy? More so than Lawrence Taylor in drag?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:24 PM (L+DZm)

326 Okay, I'm skipping down to say something I sort of remember about Rick Hendrick and see if it's close:

Tax fraud or drug running or some other criminal happening right before he was suddenly dying of cancer that he recovered from after said dying of cancer got him probation or something, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 09:24 PM (VgKNm)

327 Now I'm scrolling up to see what I missed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 09:25 PM (VgKNm)

328 307 Peruvia has always enjoyed tariff-free trade with the Vulvonian Republic
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 21, 2018 09:19 PM (KCxzN

One of the most beautiful regions is Mons Pubis. Breathtaking views from there.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 09:25 PM (E4NQ0)

329 322. Barron will have his revenge. Count on it. Through his veins flows the blood og SMR and TGE. He's a kaiju in human form.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)

330 321 286 Just a note: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers on AMC right now.

This definitely could not be made today.
Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2018 09:14 PM (jHrzU)

Make 2 of the Brothers gay and it probably would.
Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2018 09:23 PM (lKs2v)


The remake "Seven Boys for Seven Democrats" would sweep the Oscars.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:25 PM (L+DZm)

331
I still think The Great Orange One has shares in pharmaceuticals. Primarily blood pressure, stroke and anti crazy pills.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 21, 2018 09:26 PM (t6XCL)

332 Your names are just ethnic and racial slurs.
Aren't you supposed to at least PRETEND it's about national sovereignty and law?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:15 PM (0jtPF)

Homey don't play dat PRETEND game!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 09:26 PM (9BLnV)

333 Wait - she's lovely and classy? More so than Lawrence Taylor in drag?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:24 PM (L+DZm)



Aunt Esther Obama: Watch it, sucka!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 09:26 PM (SiINZ)

334 >>A few of us used to say ... "Dig deep enough into the Obama shit - and you'll find John McCain".

>>I don't seem to find the folks telling us to shut up then saying nearly as much shit now.

Not for nothing but John McCain has never been very popular around here. In 2008 the only person I remember actually supporting him was Right Wing Sparkle and she took so much crap for it she left.

I seem to remember the only reason people ever considered voting for him was after he picked Palin as his running mate and even then it was a close call. And this was against Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 09:26 PM (/tuJf)

335
He's hip-deep in the IRS shit ... and also Benghazi. Raise your hand if you remember the photo-ops of John taking a Senate trip to Syria, urging us to arm the rebels that turned out to be the Muslim Brotherhood. ISIS.

fify

Posted by: rd at June 21, 2018 09:26 PM (4dz1m)

336 Palpatine, I remember seeing pictures of him a couple of years ago where he looked right around six feet tall at the age of, like, eleven.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's jotunbrud.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 21, 2018 09:28 PM (wSC8T)

337 I wish.

*sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:21 PM (0jtPF)

====================================
All that's putting people on the Dem line is the money from billionaires who have serious bank on the line. No ideas. No policies. No dreams for the future. Nothin'.

Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 09:28 PM (Pqytn)

338 336. He will make them BEG for a Pinochet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:29 PM (fA1SL)

339 I had figured I'd just not post on the day Cindy McCain's inauguration was announced.

I've changed my mind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 09:29 PM (VgKNm)

340 Heads Up! EBAY has $15 off $75 or more until 7:00pm PST! 30 minutes left!

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 21, 2018 09:30 PM (YRXy3)

341
Making Mexico a sort of third-world Uber.


Posted by: canned hate at June 21, 2018 09:10 PM (HkF2/)

Mexico is the East Germany for Central America. It is just as awful, but comparatively it is competently run.


I never thought I would miss the bi-polar world. So here is some industrial to remind us all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuezNswtRfo


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 21, 2018 09:31 PM (0QYMt)

342 Judicial Watch bombshell....
The Horde was right, McCain was backing Lerner's illegal targeting.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/300066/#respond

Posted by: sven at June 21, 2018 09:31 PM (SzZnW)

343
One of the most beautiful regions is Mons Pubis. Breathtaking views from there.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 09:25 PM (E4NQ0)

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Literally breathtaking in the summer months.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 09:31 PM (lSrgA)

344 337---All that's putting people on the Dem line is the money from billionaires who have serious bank on the line. No ideas. No policies. No dreams for the future. Nothin'.
Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2018 09:28 PM (Pqytn)
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Who needs ideas when you have hysterical agit-prop 24/7?
Who needs policies when you have hate?
Who needs dreams when you can deliver free shit?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:31 PM (0jtPF)

345 When your enemy is making a mistake, interrupt him and make him make an even *bigger* mistake.

Posted by: Stuff Donald Trump Said at June 21, 2018 09:32 PM (rv0Fo)

346 325 Posted by: rd at June 21, 2018 09:26 PM (4dz1m)

Yup, recall I was enraged "Mav" was backing Obama trying to sell "the good Al Qaeda" back in 2012.

Posted by: sven at June 21, 2018 09:32 PM (SzZnW)

347 Your names are just ethnic and racial slurs.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:15 PM (0jtPF)


There's only one group that can subjected to ethnic and racial slurs. Everyone knows that.

For my part, I think everyone needs to dial back the sensitivity.

OK, I'm an aging honky/ cracker / gringo with a small dick who can't dance. OK, I agree. What else you got?

You see the point. The slurs only have power if they're given power.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:33 PM (L+DZm)

348 Literally breathtaking in the summer months.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 09:31 PM (lSrgA)


The climate gets a bit juicy, yes.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 21, 2018 09:33 PM (fZuhk)

349 I seem to remember the only reason people ever
considered voting for him was after he picked Palin as his running mate
and even then it was a close call. And this was against Obama.





Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 09:26 PM (/tuJf)

we cowboy'd up. You go with your man. We went with Dole, McCain, and Romney even though they were not our ideal candidates, you support your team. The problem is the mainstream guys could not figure out a way to win. Sure, Trump has his faults, many would rather he do or say things differentl at times. . But he found a way to win, something Repubs have had serious issues with on the national level. The alternative was scraping the Constitution, sorry, no sale.

Posted by: Quint at June 21, 2018 09:33 PM (n13/j)

350 334
I seem to remember the only reason people ever considered voting for him was after he picked Palin as his running mate and even then it was a close call. And this was against Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 09:26 PM (/tuJf)


I don't think I was here in 2008, but I definitely voted for Palin, not him.

I saw an article at PJM a few years ago that speculated that his pick of Palin was something like the plot of "The Producers". She was an unknown governor who unexpectedly became a smash hit among the voters.

It's a fascinating theory and it has the ring of truth to me. McCain and his advisors like Steve Schmidt did everything they could to hand the election to Obama, but Sarah damn near dragged his ass across the finish line. Something tells me that wasn't the plan.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

351 Heads Up! EBAY has $15 off $75 or more until 7:00pm PST! 30 minutes left!
Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 21, 2018 09:30 PM (YRXy3)


Dammit! I needed to know this sooner.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 21, 2018 09:34 PM (5gT6u)

352 In D.C. staying at the Trump International. Great Hotel, luxurious and expensive. Rudy has been here at the bar during happy hour the last 2 evenings laughing and talking. Really good sport taking pics with whomever while visiting with Peter King and other assorted congress critters. He is getting very fat though.

Posted by: Ben Wa at June 21, 2018 09:34 PM (vZrWs)

353 >>Judicial Watch bombshell....
The Horde was right, McCain was backing Lerner's illegal targeting.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/300066/#respond





Wow.
And this is coming out (being confirmed, really) before he gets to ride off into the sunset claiming to be the one true mavericky conservative representative of his party.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2018 09:35 PM (W+vEI)

354 Regarding Barron. He has seen his mother, his father, and every single living relative subjected to an unprecedented campaign og smear and innuendo. He is hated for no reason other than that his father needed to step in and try to rescue his nation. The boy is intelligent, charismatic, and half-SMR, half Donny Two Scoops. He will remember, and he will have his day.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:36 PM (fA1SL)

355 Not for nothing but John McCain has never been very popular around here. In 2008 the only person I remember actually supporting him was Right Wing Sparkle and she took so much crap for it she left.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 09:26 PM (/tuJf)


The notion that John McCain was actually cooperating with Obama - and that him and other Republicans would be implicated in any true investigation of Benghazi, Fast and Furious, and the IRS was dismissed as the immature ramblings of Tin-Foil Hat Wearing nuts that should find other places to post since they didn't understand how real politics work ... back in the day.

The day being less than eight years ago. Back when the Trust The GOP Brigade had much more street-cred here.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 09:36 PM (fiGNd)

356
In D.C. staying at the Trump International. Great Hotel, luxurious and
expensive. Rudy has been here at the bar during happy hour the last 2
evenings laughing and talking. Really good sport taking pics with
whomever while visiting with Peter King and other assorted congress
critters. He is getting very fat though.

Posted by: Ben Wa at June 21, 2018 09:34 PM (vZrWs)

ouch? Rudy or Peter King? Love the Rudy, not so much Peter King.

Posted by: Quint at June 21, 2018 09:36 PM (n13/j)

357 352
In D.C. staying at the Trump International. Great Hotel, luxurious and
expensive. Rudy has been here at the bar during happy hour the last 2
evenings laughing and talking. Really good sport taking pics with
whomever while visiting with Peter King and other assorted congress
critters. He is getting very fat though.

Posted by: Ben Wa at June 21, 2018 09:34 PM (vZrWs)


Any sightings of any hot Russian spy babes?

Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2018 09:36 PM (TKQ/l)

358 353 Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2018 09:35 PM (W+vEI)

Several of us here called it when the Senate refused to go after Lerner and Gollum Kosnikankan....

Posted by: sven at June 21, 2018 09:37 PM (SzZnW)

359 Sounds like a high crime and misdemeanor to me.
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Emoluments Clause!!! Salad subsection!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2018 09:37 PM (Evws/)

360 Really good sport taking pics with whomever while visiting with Peter King and other assorted congress critters. He is getting very fat though.

Posted by: Ben Wa at June 21, 2018 09:34 PM (vZrWs)


Obviously Congressmen are overpaid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:37 PM (L+DZm)

361 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:21 PM (8O3HH)

Slim Whitman, love this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlIK_W69H9c

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 21, 2018 09:38 PM (iTpm7)

362 >> Any sightings of any hot Russian spy babes?

Just check for wet mattresses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:38 PM (8O3HH)

363 Judicial Watch bombshell....
The Horde was right, McCain was backing Lerner's illegal targeting.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/300066/#respond
Posted by: sven at June 21, 2018 09:31 PM (SzZnW)



Miserable traitorous bastard.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)

364
It's a fascinating theory and it has the ring of truth to me. McCain and his advisors like Steve Schmidt did everything they could to hand the election to Obama, but Sarah damn near dragged his ass across the finish line. Something tells me that wasn't the plan.
Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 09:34 PM (sdi6R)


And that was after they locked Sarah in the cellar and McCain suspended his campaign because it was raining somewhere or some shit like that.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2018 09:38 PM (1g7ch)

365 I seem to remember the only reason people ever
considered voting for him was after he picked Palin as his running mate
and even then it was a close call. And this was against Obama.





Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 09:26 PM (/tuJf)


Way back then I was saying Theoden - Eowyn.

Despite all my denial McCain had given up multiple weeks before. And, to emphasize how much of an asshole he was, he grabbed Sarah Palin who could have been useful in the PacWest and destroyed her because she was not of the party or whatever.


Surprisingly, the world has not ended.

So what are we going to do?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 21, 2018 09:39 PM (0QYMt)

366 Vulvodynia? Evan loves the smell of rotten tuna and week old semen.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 21, 2018 09:39 PM (vZrWs)

367 Several of us here called it when the Senate refused to go after Lerner and Gollum Kosnikankan....

Posted by: sven at June 21, 2018 09:37 PM (SzZnW)


*fistbump*

The shit ain't that hard to see ... if you're just willing to see it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 09:40 PM (fiGNd)

368 Heads Up! EBAY has $15 off $75 or more until 7:00pm PST! 30 minutes left!

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 21, 2018 09:30 PM (YRXy3)


---

Thanks. Three simplisafe cameras for $25 each is a great deal.

I was amused that they have a "donate to reunite families" and a photo of a little brown girl on the front page, too.

Donate to help criminals!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 09:40 PM (VgKNm)

369 >> Slim Whitman, love this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlIK_W69H9c
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Is that Andy Kaufman standing off to the side? What the hell is he doing there?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:41 PM (8O3HH)

370 Nightime would find me in Rosa's Cantina.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2018 09:41 PM (W0T63)

371 twitter is one of the worst things to ever have happened to human kind.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2018 09:41 PM (pw+jk)

372 >> Any sightings of any hot Russian spy babes?



Just check for wet mattresses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:38 PM (8O3HH)

They like to make messes. They're dirty girls.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 21, 2018 09:41 PM (iTpm7)

373 Scogg, at this point virtually every tinfoil hat theory we've heard about has turned out to be true; it really is a UniParty. And they hate us.
I think I'll visit Area 51 to see if the Aliens will help us out.

Posted by: RI Red at June 21, 2018 09:41 PM (jSC7Y)

374 363 Judicial Watch bombshell....
The Horde was right, McCain was backing Lerner's illegal targeting.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/300066/#respond
Posted by: sven at June 21, 2018 09:31 PM (SzZnW)



Miserable traitorous bastard.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)

I'm convinced he also got the Benghazi investigation toned down...

Because he was in on the illegal running of guns from Libiya to Syria.

Posted by: Gomez Adams at June 21, 2018 09:42 PM (NgKpN)

375 >>Several of us here called it when the Senate refused to go after Lerner and Gollum Kosnikankan....



Yeah, nice to have it confirmed, eh?
I'm just glad it's out now so that it casts a shadow over what will likely be an over the top celebration of his career right after he passes.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2018 09:42 PM (W+vEI)

376 371 twitter is one of the worst things to ever have happened to human kind.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2018 09:41 PM (pw+jk)


Human kind?? How is that different from "mankind?"

We have to stamp out leftist PC bullshit usage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:42 PM (L+DZm)

377 346 325 Posted by: rd at June 21, 2018 09:26 PM (4dz1m)

Yup, recall I was enraged "Mav" was backing Obama trying to sell "the good Al Qaeda" back in 2012.
Posted by: sven at June 21, 2018 09:32 PM (SzZnW)
_____________________

Any revolutionary change the Progressives and Democrats support is going to be bloody and repressive. The Bolsheviks in October 1917, Chamberlain at Munich in 1938, Molotov and Von Ribbentrop in August 1939 (and by September WW2 started), the Shah in 1978.

Finally the Arab Spring. Hundreds of Thousands of dead Muslims, Christians, Yazhidis, and BaHai.

Posted by: rd at June 21, 2018 09:43 PM (4dz1m)

378 Is that Andy Kaufman standing off to the side? What the hell is he doing there?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:41 PM (8O3HH)

He was hosting the show. He cracks me up - he's utterly in awe. Gobsmacked.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 21, 2018 09:43 PM (iTpm7)

379 So... now that the truth about John McCain is coming out, Palin 2024?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 21, 2018 09:43 PM (IcT7t)

380 >> They like to make messes. They're dirty girls.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Speaking of dirty girls and wet mattresses, how are your backyard lesbians doing? Did they get the tent moisture problem under control?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:43 PM (8O3HH)

381 375 Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2018 09:42 PM (W+vEI)

I said when it was announced he'd have far more donk tears than elephant ones guiding Charon's boat to take him to hell.

Posted by: sven at June 21, 2018 09:43 PM (SzZnW)

382 Miserable traitorous bastard.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)


Some have been saying something like that for about forty years now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2018 09:44 PM (1g7ch)

383 373 Scogg, at this point virtually every tinfoil hat theory we've heard about has turned out to be true; it really is a UniParty. And they hate us.
I think I'll visit Area 51 to see if the Aliens will help us out.
Posted by: RI Red at June 21, 2018 09:41 PM (jSC7Y)

Oh, but really... they are not listening to our calls, or emails... or internet...

Oh... wait... they are...


But they will never be able to track us by our phones...


Oh... wait... its how the caught the bomber down in Texas a few months ago...


/puts on his tinfoil hat...

Posted by: Don Q at June 21, 2018 09:44 PM (NgKpN)

384 I think I'll visit Area 51 to see if the Aliens will help us out.

Posted by: RI Red at June 21, 2018 09:41 PM (jSC7Y)


But here's the deal ... it's only tinfoil hat territory because a dedicated bunch don't want to believe it. They don't want anybody else to believe it either.

These dots ain't all that far apart. It don't take Sherlock Holmes to connect 'em.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 09:44 PM (fiGNd)

385 Melania has taken more shit for no reason than a Frist Lady should have to. Especially one who can speak 4-5 languages, is probably smarter than the press,
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Whoa whoa. I have toejam in my shower drain that is smarter than the press.

Posted by: Mega at June 21, 2018 09:44 PM (rv0Fo)

386 twitter is one of the worst things to ever have happened to human kind.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2018 09:41 PM (pw+jk)

yeah and the internet. Yeah I get the positives but come on. Other than not having to check an encyclopedia from time to time, how has it precisely improved humanity? I kid, but with some truth too.

Posted by: Quint at June 21, 2018 09:44 PM (n13/j)

387 And computers in the schools have ruined learning for children.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 21, 2018 09:45 PM (JKNZq)

388 Also sat in the gallery watching the Senate. At one point I thought McConnell and Schumer were going to actually kiss. I mean 2 inches from each others faces whispering love notes. They both laughed and parted ways. Little Marco was really trying to look important as well. Fucking Country Club.

Posted by: Ben Wa at June 21, 2018 09:45 PM (vZrWs)

389 I said when it was announced he'd have far more donk tears than elephant ones guiding Charon's boat to take him to hell.
Posted by: sven at June 21, 2018 09:43 PM (SzZnW)


It will be a modest, traditional, Democrat service.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 21, 2018 09:45 PM (fZuhk)

390 I think Palin is done with public service. She's been through the wringer.
Too bad as she is great.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 09:46 PM (hMwEB)

391 What to do, what to do?

Posted by: RI Red at June 21, 2018 09:46 PM (jSC7Y)

392 >> He was hosting the show. He cracks me up - he's utterly in awe.

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Here's Mexicali Rose. They ought to play this down at the border concentration camps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4S86OiDwA

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:46 PM (8O3HH)

393 347---For my part, I think everyone needs to dial back the sensitivity.......The slurs only have power if they're given power.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:33 PM (L+DZm)
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Sure. We need a comment section like Taki Mag, right?

Look, people here aren't that picky but they will occasionally call posters out who they think are crossing a line, whether it's with anti-gay jokes, religious 'attacks,' racism, or whatever.

Deal with it. Don't be so sensitive.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:46 PM (0jtPF)

394 The problem is the mainstream guys could not figure out a way to win.

They didn't want to win.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2018 09:46 PM (fVubI)

395 Epic trolling. And the fact is that most of this country doesn't give a fuck about "border kids". Make no mistake, this is a nudge on the Overton Window.

Posted by: Mega at June 21, 2018 09:46 PM (rv0Fo)

396 Finally, something to really get Trump IMPEACHED now!
Have we reached Peak Commie Hysteria yet? /rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at June 21, 2018 09:46 PM (BiLU+)

397 McCain was in cahoots with Obama and Lerner?

Gosh, the next thing you know some prominent (D) will openly make repeated suggestions they're all knowing participants is some weird and extremely illegal sex ring involving silly code words like "pizza" or something ridiculous like that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 09:47 PM (VgKNm)

398 So... now that the truth about John McCain is coming out, Palin 2024?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 21, 2018 09:43 PM (IcT7t)

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After all the shit she has been dragged through in public and private, I highly doubt she would be interested in putting herself and her family through another campaign.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 21, 2018 09:47 PM (I16G8)

399 He was hosting the show. He cracks me up - he's utterly in awe. Gobsmacked.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 21, 2018 09:43 PM (iTpm7)

OMG!! That's just hilarious! Slim Whitman had such a great voice!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2018 09:47 PM (dUJdY)

400 Moron Robbie I thought you were pulling our legs about that ebay ad.

you weren't

Posted by: squeakywheel at June 21, 2018 09:48 PM (vB7kY)

401 Yeah, I think Soros-backed McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate because he's a so-called "elitist" and so he figured the snowbilly would tank his campaign and cause him to lose to Obama in a landslide, as was his intent from the very beginning.

When she instead got regular American people excited at the idea of making her the Vice-President, though, McCain had to take more extreme measures, like suspending his campaign so he could run to Washington and get photographed gazing adoringly up at Obama.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 21, 2018 09:48 PM (wSC8T)

402
I think I'll visit Area 51 to see if the Aliens will help us out.
Posted by: RI Red


Come on-a my house, my house a come on

Posted by: Big Foot at June 21, 2018 09:48 PM (IqV8l)

403 Look, people here aren't that picky but they will occasionally call posters out who they think are crossing a line, whether it's with anti-gay jokes, religious 'attacks,' racism, or whatever.

God forbid we criticize homosexuals - e.g., Harvey Milk, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy - for preying on boys. Or Muslims for killing anyone and everyone who's not a Muslim. Or blacks for killing whites, because ... they're white.

Do none of those things happen? On my planet, they do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:49 PM (L+DZm)

404 Speaking of dirty girls and wet mattresses, how are
your backyard lesbians doing? Did they get the tent moisture problem
under control?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 21, 2018 09:43 PM (8O3HH)
They left in the F-150 at 3:40 am. I was lurking in the dark by the open window of my bedroom, allowing a tiny fan to whisk the smoke of my cigarette outside.
They returned plumb tuckered, and disappeared into their lovely tent for a few hours. Kendall sniffed around for maybe 10 laps. Her sniffer was busy.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 21, 2018 09:49 PM (iTpm7)

405 364
And that was after they locked Sarah in the cellar and McCain suspended his campaign because it was raining somewhere or some shit like that.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2018 09:38 PM (1g7ch)


In the final weeks, the McCain campaign publicly announced that they were giving up on Michigan. Sarah was all like, "What? Let me go there!" But they didn't let her.

The 2008 election was thrown to Obama, and nothing can convince me otherwise.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

406 393. Here's the difference - unlike sites overrun with Stormfags, tulip-peddling dike wogs, Belgians, and gypsies, the HQ is something of a community. We don't insult anyone who don't have it coming. We're not filthy Scandi icebacks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:49 PM (fA1SL)

407 >>Gosh, the next thing you know some prominent (D) will openly make repeated suggestions they're all knowing participants is some weird and extremely illegal sex ring involving silly code words like "pizza" or something ridiculous like that.


Or hang out on a billionaire's island filled with underage sex slaves that are supplied by some weirdo upstate NY-based cult fronted by a hip bone-branding CW actress.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2018 09:49 PM (W+vEI)

408 Gosh, the next thing you know some prominent (D) will openly make repeated suggestions they're all knowing participants is some weird and extremely illegal sex ring involving silly code words like "pizza" or something ridiculous like that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 09:47 PM (VgKNm)


Calm your ass down. At this rate ... you'll start spouting about our "Elites" and some shit about a "New World Order".

*fistbump*

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 09:49 PM (fiGNd)

409 397 unpossible!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 09:50 PM (hMwEB)

410 12 hours later, that is.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 21, 2018 09:50 PM (iTpm7)

411 Have a nice night, Ace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 21, 2018 09:50 PM (hyuyC)

412 Nood ONT. No dogs or Irish allowed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:51 PM (fA1SL)

413 OMG!! That's just hilarious! Slim Whitman had such a great voice!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2018 09:47 PM (dUJdY)

He did, and that video is probably my favorite.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 21, 2018 09:51 PM (iTpm7)

414 When she instead got regular American people excited at the idea of making her the Vice-President, though, McCain had to take more extreme measures, like suspending his campaign so he could run to Washington and get photographed gazing adoringly up at Obama.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 21, 2018 09:48 PM (wSC8T)

People were hoping, if McCain won, he would drop dead on Day Two.

That is how much support he personally had.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2018 09:51 PM (1g7ch)

415 Any sightings of any hot Russian spy babes?

Not yet but the shower fixtures are golden. True story. I got in and remarked to my wife, "hey even the shower is gold". We freaking laughed to tears. Good times.

Posted by: Ben Wa at June 21, 2018 09:51 PM (vZrWs)

416 >>The shit ain't that hard to see ... if you're just willing to see it.

Hannity just said that his sources are telling him there are least 4 criminal referrals out right now and the one in the most trouble is Comey.

You're right, it's not that hard to see if you are just willing to see it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 09:51 PM (/tuJf)

417 They both laughed and parted ways. Little Marco was really trying to look important as well. Fucking Country Club.

Posted by: Ben Wa at June 21, 2018 09:45 PM (vZrWs)


The DC Deep Establishment is a very exclusive "club"* and we aren't in it, nor will we ever be!

*Like the tres amigos Presidential club of Pappy Bush, BJ Clinton, and GWB.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2018 09:52 PM (n9EOP)

418 If the Rule of Law is perceived to have transformed to the Rule of Man, this is what eventually happens:

Vigilante entered English in the 19th century, borrowed from the Spanish word of the same spelling which meant "watchman, guard" in that language. The Spanish word can be traced back to the Latin vigilare, meaning "to keep awake."The earliest use of the word in English was to refer to a member of a vigilance committee, a committee organized to suppress and punish crime summarily, as when the processes of law appear inadequate.

Posted by: RI Red at June 21, 2018 09:52 PM (jSC7Y)

419 One of the most beautiful regions is Mons Pubis. Breathtaking views from there.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 09:25 PM (E4NQ0)

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Literally breathtaking in the summer months.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 09:31 PM (lSrgA)

I climbed it once. Now I never miss a chance to get back and see it again.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 21, 2018 09:52 PM (5jVnA)

420 And for something else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fy3tSim3to
Over the Hills and Far Away.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 21, 2018 09:53 PM (0QYMt)

421 414
People were hoping, if McCain won, he would drop dead on Day Two.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2018 09:51 PM (1g7ch)


You misspelled Inauguration Day.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

422 403
God forbid we criticize homosexuals - e.g., Harvey Milk, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy - for preying on boys. Or Muslims for killing anyone and everyone who's not a Muslim. Or blacks for killing whites, because ... they're white.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:49 PM (L+DZm)
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Nope. You're not that stupid.
You're being deliberately obtuse.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:53 PM (0jtPF)

423 Melania has said in interviews that she and Trump are very much alike. I think she has wanted to stay ladylike but she can claw someone to pieces who deserves it. As the song goes we could be friends.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2018 09:53 PM (OdLH1)

424 The 2008 election was thrown to Obama, and nothing can convince me otherwise.
Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 09:49 PM (sdi6R)
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I agree but I think McCain winning would have been worse because:

A. McCain
2. we would have ended up with "bipartisan" Cap and Trade, McCainCare, a boost to public unions, and fuck knows what else followed in 2012 by eight years of Obama or Hillary.

Posted by: Mega at June 21, 2018 09:53 PM (rv0Fo)

425 You're right, it's not that hard to see if you are just willing to see it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 09:51 PM (/tuJf)


You're right Jack ... I'll believe it WHEN I SEE IT.

You don't believe what I see ? Then don't.

Lets see who is proven right. I like my odds. I don't take shit on faith.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 09:53 PM (fiGNd)

426 406 393. Here's the difference - unlike sites overrun with Stormfags, tulip-peddling dike wogs, Belgians, and gypsies, the HQ is something of a community. We don't insult anyone who don't have it coming. We're not filthy Scandi icebacks.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:49 PM (fA1SL)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:54 PM (0jtPF)

427 407 >>Gosh, the next thing you know some prominent (D) will openly make repeated suggestions they're all knowing participants is some weird and extremely illegal sex ring involving silly code words like "pizza" or something ridiculous like that.


Or hang out on a billionaire's island filled with underage sex slaves that are supplied by some weirdo upstate NY-based cult fronted by a hip bone-branding CW actress.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2018 09:49 PM (W+vEI)

Lizzy has some great chops, doesn't she? And the bantz, she always brings the best bantz. The best!

Posted by: GEOTUS at June 21, 2018 09:55 PM (E4NQ0)

428 Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
"tulip-peddling dike wogs"

Classic!

I've felt we should return to mental toughness, because if it's not true, disregard it. Or return with your own insult, like square-headed hun, etc.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 21, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC)

429 Also sat in the gallery watching the Senate. At one
point I thought McConnell and Schumer were going to actually kiss. I
mean 2 inches from each others faces whispering love notes. They both
laughed and parted ways. Little Marco was really trying to look
important as well. Fucking Country Club.

Posted by: Ben Wa at June 21, 2018 09:45 PM (vZrWs)

If you wear that Congressional pin, you are in the club, if you don't you are not. It is more aristocracy than anything else. Certainly it is less collegial party vs party than it used to be. But those not in the club will never get invited to DC shindigs.

Posted by: Quint at June 21, 2018 09:56 PM (n13/j)

430 428. Ethnic humor - to paraphrase Comrade Stalin - is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 09:57 PM (fA1SL)

431 Mexico is the East Germany for Central America. It is just as awful, but comparatively it is competently run.
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They aren't burdened by those ugly gray blocks of Bauhaus-inspired worker housing.

I mean, who wouldn't want to live here?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2018 09:57 PM (EY4jv)

432 403
God forbid we criticize homosexuals - e.g., Harvey Milk, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy - for preying on boys. Or Muslims for killing anyone and everyone who's not a Muslim. Or blacks for killing whites, because ... they're white.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:49 PM (L+DZm)
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Nope. You're not that stupid.
You're being deliberately obtuse.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 09:53 PM (0jtPF)


I'm afraid you missed the point. Various demographics have their own particular social pathologies. Demonization of various slurs takes the form of defending members of those demographics from criticism generally speaking. Are the slurs nice? No.

But what is the ONE demographic you can slur without consequence?

Answer: normal white males. Anyone else everyone has to pretend is pure as the driven snow, for fear of being demonized.

THAT is the point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 09:57 PM (L+DZm)

433 >>You're right Jack ... I'll believe it WHEN I SEE IT.

>>You don't believe what I see ? Then don't.

>>Lets see who is proven right. I like my odds. I don't take shit on faith

Wait. You've just been saying that you saw, well all of us saw, McCain being essentially a Democrat. Well no shit.

We all saw it. And we didn't take it on faith we took it on the evidence of what he did.

I've been telling you the same thing for over a year about coming prosecutions but somehow I'm just taking it on faith when the evidence is right there in front of you?

It's not faith. It's better evidence than we ever had on McCain.



Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 09:58 PM (/tuJf)

434 I mean, who wouldn't want to live here?

Oops. Link.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc2f5tz2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2018 09:58 PM (EY4jv)

435 379 So... now that the truth about John McCain is coming out, Palin 2024?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 21, 2018 09:43 PM (IcT7t)

I think part of it is her husband was badly hurt in a race accident, and they both need time to heal.

The other part is that she sees what happens to the families, and unfortunately her family has been in the news for Police related issues.

Posted by: rd at June 21, 2018 09:58 PM (4dz1m)

436 313 >> "Calling Yoko Ono's agent right now. "

Do some Legendary Stardust Cowboy... "Standing in a Trash Can Thinking of You".... it's romantic.

Posted by: NOsferatu at June 21, 2018 10:00 PM (ghzHY)

437 I think you're right, Mega; McCain's dive ultimately helped to bring about the Trump Presidency.

Incidentally, you know when I became a Trump supporter? This ties back into a thread from earlier today about Trump's Duluth speech from last night, and observations that were made there.

Shortly after Trump announced his candidacy, he held a rally in Phoenix and, like, 20,000 people attended. McCain said something about all those attendees just being a bunch of racists.

I waited to see how Trump would respond. And unlike most Republicans, he did not say something like, "Yeah, they really are a bunch of bigots, aren't they? Please don't associate me with them."

No. Trump fiercely defended his supporters, and told McCain to go eat a balls. That was when I knew Trump was my guy. His mere refusal to kiss McCain's ring and proclaim him the greatest of Americans is what got me on board the Trump Train.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 21, 2018 10:04 PM (wSC8T)

438 We're not filthy Scandi icebacks.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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I like to think of myself as affable white trash. Sort of a caucasian Uncle Tom. I know, I know, cultural appropriation, but gullah is my native tongue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2018 10:05 PM (EY4jv)

439 OK Jack ... you wanna' play ? Lets play !!!

When we see the indictments ... when we see people showing up in court ... then shit happened. Not until then. Until then - its just you telling us, no - demanding we agree - that indictments must come.

On that magical day - you can claim you're right. But not until. And Jack - it's not lost on some of us that this latest report didn't contain any criminal referrals - even though you initially swore they did.

But Jack ... I told you for almost a decade that the GOP - and in particular McCain - was dirty. And today - I was proven right.

And you - at every opportunity - never missed a chance to tell me, in your extra-special Yankee I Know Better Way, how much I didn't understand shit about The Political Process.

Jack - You're a GOP Shill. Right now ? You're just trying to mitigate the damage of being shown dead-to-rights just how wrong you are.

Do yourself a favor. Just lay low. You're not helping yourself right now.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 10:05 PM (fiGNd)

440 And, Trump's defense of his supporters. That was a big deal to me as well.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 21, 2018 10:06 PM (wSC8T)

441 Suddenly, it's quiet in here. Too quiet...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2018 10:07 PM (EY4jv)

442 Nood ONT

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 21, 2018 10:07 PM (hyuyC)

443 441 picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Quint at June 21, 2018 10:08 PM (n13/j)

444 441 Suddenly, it's quiet in here. Too quiet...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2018 10:07 PM (EY4jv)

442 Nood ONT
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Well, that would explain it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2018 10:08 PM (EY4jv)

445 ScoggDog, I do think it's kind of a big deal that Strzok has had his security clearance revoked. This does not usually happen to senior federal officials like him.

Look at Sandy Berger, who did not lose his security clearance even after he was no longer any kind of government official and got caught trying to steal documents from the National Archives.

That gives me hope that there's more good news coming.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 21, 2018 10:11 PM (wSC8T)

446 Look at Sandy Berger, who did not lose his security clearance even after he was no longer any kind of government official and got caught trying to steal documents from the National Archives.

That gives me hope that there's more good news coming.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 21, 2018 10:11 PM (wSC8T)


Please do ... look at Sandy Berger.

If Strzok gets the Berger Treatment - will that be enough ? Will that right all the wrongs ? Fix the ills ? Prevent this all from happening again ?

But ... like I've said all along ... whatever happens, it will be paraded and praised as proof-positive that the system is working.

Because some people really just need to believe. Its an Article of Faith.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 10:17 PM (fiGNd)

447 Strzok has already not gotten the Sandy Berger treatment. Berger, an ex-official, still did not lose his security clearance after getting caught with those documents stuffed in his socks.

It's already a very different situation.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 21, 2018 10:22 PM (wSC8T)

448 Then let me know when Strzok is doing time in the Fed Pen. And - more importantly - when the FBI, DOJ, and other such agencies are reduced in size and scope to the point where this won't happen again.

Because until then - this is all just a jack-off designed to make people believe in the Legal System that are already pre-disposed to believe.

Look --- they're going to give you folks a Symbolic Sacrifice. I'm still saying Bruce Ohr - and no higher.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 10:30 PM (fiGNd)

449 We'll see, Scogg. I'm not straight-up declaring that we will see some real justice here, but the revocation of Strzok's security clearance gives me some hope.

It kind of seems like a big deal to me.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 21, 2018 10:58 PM (wSC8T)

450 McCain was working with Brennan to frame Trump and with Lois Lerner to frame the Tea Party.

Just one more thing President Trump was right about.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 21, 2018 11:12 PM (Ndje9)

451 Melania is so common-sensical. These dolts like Jim Acosta are playing checkers while Melania plays chess.

It's not the norm for such beautiful women to be so intelligent and insightful, too.

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood witch at June 22, 2018 01:09 AM (HLTe8)

452 McCain showed his true colors when he dumped the wife who fought so hard to win his freedom by marrying instead a pretty bimbo who had a beer fortune. If you're unfaithful to the one who bore your children and fought for your freedom, then you will be unfaithful to your country and your God.

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood witch at June 22, 2018 01:11 AM (HLTe8)

453 It's obvious as hell that the "I really don't care. Do you?" statement was referring to the lying media. They've lost all respect.

Posted by: Alan D McIntire at June 22, 2018 08:35 AM (MBvIS)

454 Just went to yelp to look at the reviews and Yelp has placed this banner up:

"This business is being monitored by Yelp's Support team for content related to media reports."

Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 02:51 PM (PvFoN)

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