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Media Misreports Trump's "Elite" Put-Down... Because Of Course They Do

Trump is being widely misreported as having attacked "the elite" for being elite.

In fact, of course, he denied that they were elite at all.

Which is what upsets these self-proclaimed non-elites so much. So they -- unconsciously, I could imagine, just as a defense reaction -- rewrite his remarks as acknowledging their eliteness and then attacking them for their eliteness.

No. He's calling them non-elite. People who lack actual achievements and true status-markers and for whom, therefore, pseudo-status-markers, such as vociferous agreement with the progressive dogma of the day, serves as their only badge of "eliteness."



By the way: In addition to denigrating the non-elites calling themselves elite, he also goes the extra mile of insult and says that "The Deplorables" are actually smarter and better than the alleged "elite."

Oh, and he also taunted a man-bun wearing protester as "darling," wondering if xe was a man or a woman.

I'm sure that bothers the sexually-confused pseudo-elite, too.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:31 PM




Comments

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1 "The Deplorables" are actually smarter and better than the alleged "elite."


Truth does hurt.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 01:32 PM (ujg0T)

2 HA HA

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 21, 2018 01:32 PM (nQHw/)

3 ELITE!

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay Them All at June 21, 2018 01:32 PM (NmR1a)

4 We are in fact smarter than the so-called "elite".

Posted by: Guzalot at June 21, 2018 01:33 PM (prSvo)

5 "Any man who insists on being called king is no king."

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 01:33 PM (mk7Bj)

6 "I have amuch better apartment than they do."LOL

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 01:34 PM (LiyEm)

7 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2018 01:34 PM (TxQUe)

8 The "elite" don't have an ounce of common sense

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2018 01:34 PM (OLCnA)

9 This Thread needs some Ackbar and Jeff.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 01:35 PM (ogl5q)

10 Pay attention to what he did. That is how you win. He forced them outside. Their ingroup is the "elite" and he denuded them and them forced them into the outgroup of filthy plebes. Now they're naked and afraid. They'll get over this, of course, because they and their friends will, of course, validate their elite status. But this is how it's done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2018 01:35 PM (I2dne)

11
In addition to denigrating the non-elites calling themselves elite, he also goes the extra mile of insult and says that "The Deplorables" are actually smarter and better than the alleged "elite."








*snort*

The Magic Scalp Weasel REALLY knows how to stick the knife in and twist, doesn't he?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2018 01:35 PM (eXA4G)

12 who the hell wants to live in a fing apartment?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2018 01:35 PM (TxQUe)

13 Rank the following in order of eliteness:

-Hollywood B-list ers
-Ivy League grads
-Baltimore Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco
-News Reporters for CNN and the NYT.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 01:36 PM (mk7Bj)

14 Trump's public speaking just gets better and better. He has a solid connection to his supporters.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2018 01:36 PM (o2MD2)

15 That is just so so so completely and utterly awesome. Also true. If they were so elite and so much better at the politics and all the rest of it, why is he President and they aren't?

The only way this could have been better is if he said "And have you seen my wife?"

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 21, 2018 01:36 PM (mf5HN)

16 I think that's why they're losing their ever-loving minds: they believe that they're elite and that the seething masses are in need of their enlightened leadership. Trump has blown that fallacy to kingdom come, and the self-appointed elites are shellshocked.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 21, 2018 01:36 PM (yACxx)

17 wasn't "FIRST!", but my hash currently states that I'm "Nmr1a" 1a long ago, but My Military service is complete. (at least until our next civil war goes full hot)

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay Them All at June 21, 2018 01:36 PM (xGZ+b)

18 Mika and Joe hardest hit. Last seen in a puddle of their own making.



Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2018 01:36 PM (xqfqx)

19 >>who the hell wants to live in a fing apartment?


Well. If you own the entire fucking Tower, it's not really an apartment is it?

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 01:37 PM (ogl5q)

20 when your apartment is bigger than most houses...

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay Them All at June 21, 2018 01:37 PM (xGZ+b)

21 wasn't "FIRST!", but my hash currently states that
I'm "Nmr1a" 1a long ago, but My Military service is complete. (at least
until our next civil war goes full hot)

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay Them All at June 21, 2018 01:36 PM (xGZ+b)

---
and now it doesn't...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2018 01:38 PM (TxQUe)

22 Trump insulted a man-bun perthing?


Alert! Spin up the outrage-a-copter! Forget those miserable brats, we have a real crisis here - feelings were hurt!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 01:38 PM (hLRSq)

23 Trump is still killin' dragons that need killiin'.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2018 01:38 PM (o2MD2)

24 This man - he fights.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 21, 2018 01:38 PM (Xvo1a)

25 I hate it when a cool hash goes off into the etherwebs....

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay Them All at June 21, 2018 01:38 PM (NmR1a)

26 It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: Fredo Elite at June 21, 2018 01:39 PM (XkVXQ)

27 Best part of the speech.

He doesn't just fight, he knows how to get under their skin and lay eggs.

Likely we won't see this again for a long long time. Swish it around and savor it. Don't let the Left's constant bs ruin these years for you. They are losing bigly. We were miserable enough under Bambi for a lifetime.

Posted by: Mega at June 21, 2018 01:39 PM (hw1rA)

28 "Get that guy outta here...and give him a Free MAGA Romper. On the house."

Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at June 21, 2018 01:39 PM (ogl5q)

29 I love this man.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 21, 2018 01:39 PM (JMAhP)

30 Michael Hayden blows ponies for nickels.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2018 01:39 PM (1UeqT)

31 >>who the hell wants to live in a fing apartment?


Well. If you own the entire fucking Tower, it's not really an apartment is it?

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 01:37 PM (ogl5q)



Word.

Posted by: Sauron - Dark Lord of Mordor at June 21, 2018 01:39 PM (hLRSq)

32 Dayammmmmm!



I bow to PDT.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at June 21, 2018 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

33 The older I get, the less impressed I am with the "elites" as we're presented. They seem much dumber and less educated than even I am.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2018 01:40 PM (39g3+)

34

He's brilliant in reaching the masses.

"The Deplorables" was one of the best lines. Too bad he didn't throw in a little "bitter clingers" too.

He simply cannot argue that he doesn't get it. He knows exactly what buttons to push. Instinct like a fox.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2018 01:40 PM (fceHP)

35 Rank the following in order of eliteness:



-Hollywood B-list ers

-Ivy League grads

-Baltimore Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco

-News Reporters for CNN and the NYT.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 01:36 PM (mk7Bj)


I don't pay any attention to the NFL anymore, so I don't know what Joe Flacco has been up to, but the man could sport a porn stache.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 01:40 PM (9chmE)

36 Mika and Joe hardest hit. Last seen in a puddle of their own making.
========

Just my making. I'm still bleeding from that facelift.

Posted by: Mika at June 21, 2018 01:40 PM (vg8iE)

37 He Fights

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 21, 2018 01:40 PM (FZYNt)

38 He said his button is bigger and, as a matter of fact, they have NO button at all.

Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2018 01:40 PM (7n4KQ)

39 And I like Lara. She's good.

Posted by: Mega at June 21, 2018 01:40 PM (hw1rA)

40 Rank the following in order of eliteness:

-Hollywood B-list ers
-Ivy League grads
-Baltimore Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco
-News Reporters for CNN and the NYT.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 01:36 PM (mk7Bj)

*patiently waits for BEN to show up*

...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2018 01:40 PM (8D42x)

41 Meanwhile, the leftist "elite" is sneering at Trump going to have a rally in Duluth. I mean who goes there, dahhling.

This is how you got Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2018 01:40 PM (39g3+)

42 MAGA!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 21, 2018 01:41 PM (0OmEj)

43 Somewhere a Kenyan-American President is furiously scribbling a clever response with the word "I" used 40 times, the word "me" used 25 times, and the phrase "Uhhh-uhhh, uhhhh" used 85 times.

Once he's done with that the Iranian witch will stick her hand up his butt and move his mouth so he can give the speech.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 01:41 PM (37IEG)

44 9 This Thread needs some Ackbar and Jeff.
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 01:35 PM (ogl5q)



Matt Groening is a leftist asshole, but he deserves credit there. And the Simpsons, of course.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (ujg0T)

45 What was that man bun protestor protesting about anyway? And really, he must be a total idiot to be sporting that look to a Trump rally.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (a0IVu)

46 who the hell wants to live in a fing apartment?




---------------------
Well. If you own the entire fucking Tower, it's not really an apartment is it?



Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 01:37 PM (ogl5q)







Word.

Posted by: Sauron - Dark Lord of Mordor at June 21, 2018 01:39 PM (hLRSq)


What the heck are you guys talking about??

Posted by: Sir Roger Babel at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (9chmE)

47 I hate it when a cool hash goes off into the etherwebs....

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay Them All at June 21, 2018 01:38 PM (NmR1a)

and it's back.

maybe it just doesn't like the spotlight?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (8D42x)

48 18 Mika and Joe hardest hit. Last seen in a puddle of their own making.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2018 01:36 PM

That's just disgusting. Time to change the sheets, I guess.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (P+CG3)

49 The Magic Scalp Weasel REALLY knows how to stick the knife in and twist, doesn't he?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2018 01:35 PM (eXA4G)

I believe he is genuinely dismayed by the unceasing attacks by the "elites" on his supporters. That impromptu Doocy interview on the WH lawn? Trump made it a point to assert that his supporters were smart and educated. This came a day after the stork-page texts that revealed their contempt for smelly walmart Trump supporters.
He also stood up for Sarah Sanders, understanding full well the abuse that was visited on her by Samantha Bint (who is losing sponsors by the minute thanks to the efforts of one Catholic, who she slanders every chance she gets.)
So when he gets the chance to IN YO FACE all these assholes, these corrupt, lame, cowardly tools of the Deep State, he hits them where it hurts.
"I became POTUS, none of the elites are POTUS"

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (Iz8Py)

50 For the love of Ivy, I do not get the man bun and have no clue to what it means or what it represents.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (dJklA)

51 Meanwhile, the leftist "elite" is sneering at Trump going to have a rally in Duluth. I mean who goes there, dahhling.
-------------

And who goes to Wisconsin...?

Posted by: Mega at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (hw1rA)

52 Dear SportsClips ad dept - run a campaign offering a free MVP upgrade for any beta requesting a man bun removal. Beta to alpha and a free massage.

You're welcome.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (Xvo1a)

53 I watched this last night. Classic Trump and the crowd ate it up. Security escotered the lone protester out. Which may have saved him,(?), an ass whuppin'.
pro tip, don't wear a man bun to a Trump rally.
I find it fascinating how well this Billionaire connects to his supporters. Obviously, he loves his country and the American people. And, the people respond to that in ways that the alleged elites just can't understand.

Posted by: Winston at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (wgCUV)

54 oh, and HRCWNBPOTUS

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 01:43 PM (Iz8Py)

55 He said his button is bigger and, as a matter of fact, they have NO button at all.

I had one, but it hasn't been seen in years.

Other than that 'reset' one.

Posted by: Hillary! at June 21, 2018 01:43 PM (oVJmc)

56 Love it, love it, love it.

We need this many, many times over, but - it's a start.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 21, 2018 01:43 PM (CeJUf)

57 Trump insulted a man-bun perthing?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 01:38 PM (hLRSq)


Ha. And I thought I couldn't be happier with him. He just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at June 21, 2018 01:43 PM (al6UK)

58 He knows exactly what buttons to push. Instinct like a fox.

I am beginning to think he's a 'ron. That this stuff isn't something he grasps by cunning or instinct, but that it just comes naturally, from inside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2018 01:43 PM (39g3+)

59 I wish I could remember the source but someone nailed it: The manbun is the mullet of the 2010's.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 21, 2018 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

60 Lived in DC for a while, long ago.

Those people are horrible. Every dweeby nasty lil' student council nudnik from high school grows up and oozes their way to DC. Most everyone there needs a punch in the nethers. I couldn't move away fast enough.

Elite. Pffffft.

I do not think that word means what they think it does...

Posted by: TCDD, pointin' and laughin at June 21, 2018 01:43 PM (uXH5Q)

61 I had friends that went to go see PDT. I am unfortunately buried with work and couldn't go. There were thousands apparently outside who couldn't get in. I loved the man bun (docuche Donut, Twat Knot "credit Rick") Too funny.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (QDaCe)

62 Groening may be a liberal douche, but Ackbar and Jeff's _______ Hut was a fav of mine.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (ogl5q)

63 Kinda like Limbaugh, whom they've been mischaracterizing for decades.

If you know Trump's style, you know he was just having some fun. Somethimes the bluster is all for show.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (W+vEI)

64 45
What was that man bun protestor protesting about anyway? And really, he
must be a total idiot to be sporting that look to a Trump rally.


Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (a0IVu)
Oddly he couldn't find any pictures of Bill Clinton with his buddy Jeff Epstein, but he did find an old one of Trump and Epstein that he was waving around like it proved something.Too stupid to know he really shouldn't go there at all.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (37IEG)

65 This reminds me of Babs Boxer who demanded that a Brigadier General not call her 'Ma'am' and to call her Senator because she worked so hard for it.

Not elite at all. Just rude and arrogant.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (oiNtH)

66 I saw the pic of the PA rep that shot Pence the finger. I wondered why an elected politician that did not look like a radical would do such a thing. Than I read that he was openly gay. Yep that explains the insanity.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (9KUj4)

67 What was that man bun protestor protesting about
anyway? And really, he must be a total idiot to be sporting that look to
a Trump rally.


Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM


Probably thinks he's speaking fashion truth to power. Or something.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (p+Wdc)

68 50 For the love of Ivy, I do not get the man bun and have no clue to what it means or what it represents.


It represents incurable stupidity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (o2MD2)

69 And yet Democrats can't figure out why they've lost the working class man and woman.
Everyone gets tired of hearing the person who keeps saying he's "smarter" than anyone and flashing his alleged status symbols to proclaim it.
It's why they have to import people who are ignorant of their history and treachery to vote for them.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (VpIIl)

70 This was the funniest part of the rally. I laughed and laughed. Wife was in a snoot cuz Trump. Odd given she was his biggest fan back the 80s.

Posted by: Gumby at June 21, 2018 01:45 PM (2LelM)

71 Some of these people who believe they're elite are nothing short of stupid. So how do they feel they can be classed as elite?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 21, 2018 01:45 PM (nBr1j)

72 'the elite' ain't nothing but 'the cool kids' from elementary school

just older. not grown-up; just older

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 21, 2018 01:45 PM (RKQ/v)

73 A tweet from someone named Bart Hubbuch:

I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth. Next month: Some trailer park in Huckleberry, Mississippi.
7:01 PM - Jun 20, 2018

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 01:45 PM (2NqXo)

74 Word.

Posted by: Sauron - Dark Lord of Mordor


OH, NO! NOT THE TREES! NOT THE TREES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!

Posted by: Saruman Malus at June 21, 2018 01:45 PM (XkVXQ)

75 My anaconda don't want none unless you got a bun, hun.

Posted by: Shep! at June 21, 2018 01:45 PM (oVJmc)

76 I think guys with man buns believe they are like Samurai and stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)

77

I also love how he said to say hello to his mom. To go home to his mom.

lol

Same for the 2nd heckler that came a bit later.

The Mommy reference. lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2018 01:46 PM (fceHP)

78 I think that's why they're losing their ever-loving minds: they believe that they're elite and that the seething masses are in need of their enlightened leadership. Trump has blown that fallacy to kingdom come, and the self-appointed elites are shellshocked.
Posted by: kathysaysso


This.

They are Beautiful.

Trump is evvvvvviiiiillll.

They got their asses kicked by the eeevvviiilll Trump.

quandry!

Answer: imaginary peeing hookers and the bang buddies.

This is what the elites have.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 21, 2018 01:46 PM (q8F2l)

79 "I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth. Next month: Some trailer park in Huckleberry, Mississippi. "

-now scuse me while I go scrounge for votes among the day laborers in the Lowes parking lot.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 01:46 PM (FOPyv)

80 Well, first off man buns are nothing but east Asian cultural appropriation.
And unless that guy was of east Asian heritage he can't wear that.
His rules, not mine.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (37IEG)

81 73
A tweet from someone named Bart Hubbuch:



I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for
his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth. Next month: Some
trailer park in Huckleberry, Mississippi.

7:01 PM - Jun 20, 2018





Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 01:45 PM (2NqXo)
Wow. Talk about insulting people who live in Duluth and Huckleberry all at once. Why can't he rally there? People there don't deserve to hear directly from their President?

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (a0IVu)

82 A tweet from someone named Bart Hubbuch:

I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth. Next month: Some trailer park in Huckleberry, Mississippi.


I love you Bart.

Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (q8F2l)

83 66 I saw the pic of the PA rep that shot Pence the finger. I wondered why an elected politician that did not look like a radical would do such a thing. Than I read that he was openly gay. Yep that explains the insanity.
-------------------
My Gaydar was pinging wildly as soon as I laid eyes on him. Pretty sure this Dems likes his ass filled with a caring, compassionate cock.

Posted by: Gumby at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (2LelM)

84 I don't get the Man Bun.

Have these people never heard of a sweat band?

Posted by: Bjorn Borg at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (ogl5q)

85 Normal, sane people have lost their minds on social media over the children.

You cannot even say anything because apparently Trump is lying to us all.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (xU7mE)

86 Worse than man-bun are dreds. A waiter at one of our favorite local eateries has them and it's gross.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (oiNtH)

87 73 A tweet from someone named Bart Hubbuch:

I loved that - hillbilly jerkoffs...in Minnesota.

Honestly if we just get rid of one between Klobuchar and Smith this year I'll be happy.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (Xvo1a)

88 Than I read that he was openly gay. Yep that explains the insanity.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (9KUj4)


*chin on hands*

Do explain exactly what you mean by that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (mf5HN)

89 The Commies found the strongest resistance came from shopkeepers, who were the lowest of the bourgeoisie and therefore were the most conscious of their status in the upper class. Government workers and journalists are the dumbest of the new educated class, and hence they are the most vicious attackers of Trump and his supporters.

Posted by: Steve Ontiveras at June 21, 2018 01:48 PM (6HWvp)

90 Huckleberry, MS sounds like a neat town if it existed

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 21, 2018 01:48 PM (9KUj4)

91 >>I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth. Next month: Some trailer park in Huckleberry, Mississippi.




"Remote" - as in "not one of the cool coastal places in the Clinton Archipelago."

Guess the guy hasn't seen that red/blue map of 2016 votes.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2018 01:48 PM (W+vEI)

92 Deplorable dong is almost always bigger than the "elites" dong too.

Trust me. I've samplee them all at least twice. Maybe more, but I drink a lot too.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 21, 2018 01:48 PM (sdrzW)

93 85
Normal, sane people have lost their minds on social media over the children.

ummm...

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 01:49 PM (Iz8Py)

94 A tweet from someone named Bart Hubbuch:



I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for
his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth. Next month: Some
trailer park in Huckleberry, Mississippi.

7:01 PM - Jun 20, 2018





Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 01:45 PM



And this is how you got Trump. And this is how you get more Trump.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2018 01:49 PM (p+Wdc)

95 The biggest problem with dreadlocks is that you can't wash them or they lose their shape and consistency. So you just leave them to get nastier and nastier.

A tweet from someone named Bart Hubbuch

The elites, demonstrating why Hillary lost.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2018 01:49 PM (39g3+)

96 Willowed.....

He enlisted in 1936 and went to torpedo school. His
only surface cruise was aboard the old Lexington. After that he

qualified for subs. Was on the Cachelot at Pearl Harbor and did a lot

patrols throughout the war in a number of boats.




Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 01:39 PM (0tfLf)


Holy
shit that's impressive! The men that served on the first classes of
subs are heroes in my book, with balls of freakin steel. And in the War
no less!
The Carver's keel was laid in '64 or so, I was on it from
87-90 and it was the lap of luxury compared to what your Dad served on.
Hat's off to him!


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 01:43 PM (jjaLl)

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 01:49 PM (jjaLl)

97 My 50-year old husband is growing his hair out and had it in a small ponytail the other day. He asked our 30-something year old neighbor if he liked it. Neighbor replied in all seriousness "Nope, I hate it." I giggled.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 21, 2018 01:49 PM (MX7xj)

98 Ain't no Huckleberries in MS.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 01:49 PM (ogl5q)

99

Go home to your mom, darling, go home.

word missing = basement

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2018 01:49 PM (fceHP)

100 Bart, we know that people have been telling you to 'no longer 'be feral' and to 'rejoin the human race' and to "seek help".

They're jealous.

They can't handle the raging hunk of man-meat that you are.

So don't ever change, and don't EVER seek help.

Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at June 21, 2018 01:49 PM (q8F2l)

101 88 Than I read that he was openly gay. Yep that explains the insanity.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (9KUj4)

*chin on hands*

Do explain exactly what you mean by that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (mf5HN)



Well, they are not mostly like J. Edgar Hoover, Roy Cohn, or Milo Yannopolous. Sadly, there is still plenty of room in the Log Cabin.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 01:49 PM (ujg0T)

102 "66 I saw the pic of the PA rep that shot Pence the finger"
I was reading the comments on one site and had to stop. They were so precious I was crying.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2018 01:50 PM (VpIIl)

103 Heh well the ones who are usually apolitical I mean.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at June 21, 2018 01:50 PM (xU7mE)

104 I think guys with man buns believe they are like Samurai and stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)


Who knows? I never ask because I don't want them to start sharing their feelings and stuff.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 01:50 PM (hLRSq)

105 Trump insulted a man-bun perthing?

There some ridiculous add for some mens clothing. Only in SF do the models pass for "men".

Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2018 01:50 PM (FhXTo)

106 A manbun is acceptable if you are a displaced samurai from the Tokugawa period.

Otherwise, I think it should be punishable by death.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 21, 2018 01:50 PM (014s2)

107 I moved to nyc out of high school because I thought there was an ARTISTIC AND INTELLECTUAL ELITE there that I wanted to be a part of.

I was an idiot. There is no elite. There are a bunch of people living in Manhattan and Williamsburg, slavish followers of fashion, who *think* they're elite in some way... but they're not. They're lemmings. Boring, boring lemmings.

Sad!

Posted by: Al Crapton at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (csNuU)

108 84
I don't get the Man Bun.



Have these people never heard of a sweat band?

Posted by: Bjorn Borg at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (ogl5q)

I've told my daughter if she brings a boy home who has a twat knot/douch knot/man-bun, that I'll be waiting at the front door with shears.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (jxbfJ)

109 When Trump is serious (let's grow the economy by 6%) they treat it like a joke. When he jokes, they take it seriously.

Posted by: Mega at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (hw1rA)

110 I wish I could remember the source but someone nailed it: The manbun is the mullet of the 2010's.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 21, 2018 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

oh HELL NO

you take that back this instant.

we are NOT like those little panty wastes.

Posted by: Hockey Players everywhere at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (8D42x)

111 Say hi to Mom.

Posted by: The Boss at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (sdCmo)

112 106
A manbun is acceptable if you are a displaced samurai from the Tokugawa period.


Otherwise, I think it should be punishable by death.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 21, 2018 01:50 PM (014s2)
Or a terra cotta Chinese warrior.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (37IEG)

113 106
A manbun is acceptable if you are a displaced samurai from the Tokugawa period.



Otherwise, I think it should be punishable by death.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 21, 2018 01:50 PM (014s2)
nods head in full agreement.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (a0IVu)

114 It's true, Trump's super power is making the media defend the indefensible.

Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (NYXZM)

115 I notice the difference between Trump's campaign-like rallies and Obama's is that hordes of people still show up for Trump's after the election.

Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (7n4KQ)

116 What was that man bun protestor protesting about anyway? And really, he must be a total idiot to be sporting that look to a Trump rally.

I don't really know. He was waving around a picture of Trump and Epstein.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (zRZaJ)

117 >>>I have a much better apartment than they do.

Yes. But do you own a Millennium Falcon and date a pansexual African American?

Posted by: L3-37 at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (/qEW2)

118 Ain't no Huckleberries in MS.

"Its very likely I passed through there at some point, and I'm your huckleberry"
--Doc Holliday

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (39g3+)

119 103
Heh well the ones who are usually apolitical I mean.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at June 21, 2018 01:50 PM (xU7mE)

if they don't vote, then who cares.
They may just be professional FB virtue-signalers.
Let me guess: women who can stay at home due to husband being the breadwinner.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 01:52 PM (Iz8Py)

120 " love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth. Next month: Some trailer park in Huckleberry, Mississippi. "

I would like to think that these are actually UAW strong holds that only swing from union thug to GOP when the GOP provides a strong nationalist who appeals to the blue collars.

yeah, jokes on you.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 01:52 PM (FOPyv)

121 They breed hounds in Huckleberry.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2018 01:52 PM (1UeqT)

122 A tweet from someone named Bart Hubbuch:


He's one of them thar elitists, I suppose.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 01:52 PM (dJklA)

123 >>I notice the difference between Trump's campaign-like rallies and Obama's is that hordes of people still show up for Trump's after the election.




Obama's rallies while in office were typically on college campuses, or townhalls at high schools.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2018 01:52 PM (W+vEI)

124 They're just too damn lazy to wash their hair.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 01:52 PM (37IEG)

125 The only way this could have been better is if he said "And have you seen my wife?"

Posted by: alexthechick -
=======
Totally agree.

But, it was clearly implied.

Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2018 01:52 PM (yBgib)

126 I think a man's buns are sexy and will challenge Sandra Fluke to a blow job contest for anyone who disagrees!

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 21, 2018 01:52 PM (sdrzW)

127 Is there any proof the J.Edgar Hoover was gay?

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (LiyEm)

128

Remember the disco version of Beethoven's 5th?

We're LIVING that song now.

Posted by: Soothi at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (dr8lF)

129 I dunno. Have a friend former 7th SFG/75th with a man bun. Nobody's called him sweetheart yet, but then he's not some effeminate protester watching mom take a shower...

Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (VpIIl)

130 I think most of these man bun guys are just too lazy to deal with basic grooming. In my experience, they smell like death.

Or maybe there's something small decomposing in the bun...

Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (al6UK)

131 89 The Commies found the strongest resistance came from shopkeepers, who were the lowest of the bourgeoisie and therefore were the most conscious of their status in the upper class. Government workers and journalists are the dumbest of the new educated class, and hence they are the most vicious attackers of Trump and his supporters.
Posted by: Steve Ontiveras at June 21, 2018 01:48 PM (6HWvp)



There was a reason Margaret Thatcher came from a grocer's background while some of her worst Labour opponents were elites. The Donald may have been born wealthy, but staying in the business world--construction, at that--kept him in touch.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (ujg0T)

132
I don't really know. He was waving around a picture of Trump and Epstein.


Hey, Mr. Kotter!

Posted by: Shep! at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (oVJmc)

133 but you know., like ace said yesterday, any GOP whitehouse is still apparently unable to speak policy points in the face of a coordinated globohomo C-list celeb screamfest like we had earlier this week.

what the fuck? Why submit the point?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (FOPyv)

134 >>I notice the difference between Trump's campaign-like rallies and Obama's is that hordes of people still show up for Trump's after the election.


Trump also doesn't need an Internationally Recognized Band / Act / Artist to fill the facilities for him, either.

ALL of those Big Obama Rallies were FREE Concerts.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (ogl5q)

135
But, but, but ... muh credentials!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (wl3de)

136 Trump doesn't care about droid people.

Posted by: L3-37 at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (/qEW2)

137 *chin on hands*
Do explain exactly what you mean by that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM


Ok, Hordlings, I make a comment about vertically-challenged Commenters, and y'all tsk-tsk about an impending visitation of the Wrath Of AtC, or at least one of her hybrid minion-companions.

THIS is the real thing. If'n y'all haven't already taken shelter, it may be too late.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (ctuyM)

138 I think a man's buns are sexy and will challenge Sandra Fluke to a blow job contest for anyone who disagrees!
========

Honey, I don't blow the nursing home crowd, m'kay?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (vg8iE)

139 A man bun is not a ponytail, right? Not like taking a piece of rope and tying back long hair?

So how the hell would you even make a "bun" out of your hair??

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (jjaLl)

140 Then: bigger button.
Today: better apartment.

Posted by: The Boss at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (sdCmo)

141 73
A tweet from someone named Bart Hubbuch:



I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for
his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth. Next month: Some
trailer park in Huckleberry, Mississippi.

7:01 PM - Jun 20, 2018





Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 01:45 PM (2NqXo)

And that is how you get more Trump.

You know. the places that are too icky for Hillary and Barry to campaign.


Cause you know, Blue City votes smell and taste so much better.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (ymnmz)

142 ponytails on 50 year old men. yeah, no. they're a gateway drug to taking pictures of rusty hinges

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (D5/fB)

143 Speaking of sexually confused, Julia Ioffe of The Atlantic not long ago accused DJT of sleeping with his daughter. Now she has accused DJT Jr of wanting to sleep with his mother.

Julia Ioffe has a Princeton degree but she also has deep-seated psychological issues. Her parents must be mortified.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee drinker at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (LISuA)

144 *chin on hands*

Do explain exactly what you mean by that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (mf5HN)


I think it goes to someone whose entire identity centers around their genitals and what they do with them. Like Mussolini said about the state, this person has that belief about his genitals. That is fanaticism and leads to very disturbing behaviors.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

145 I'm hoping that the Golden Scalp Weasel likes his dish of revenge served cold. Two scoops of it and very, very cold.

Posted by: Bosk at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (fjMEv)

146 I remember a lot of people thinking the rallies were dumb and he should have bought more ads instead he was getting outspent so badly.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (LiyEm)

147 Yes. But do you own a Millennium Falcon and date a pansexual African American?
Posted by: L3-37 at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (/qEW2)

I can't wait 'til the inevitable 'We're so friggen sorry, fans please come back' reboot that wipes you and ep7, 8 and 9 out of canon.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (72PAC)

148 Duluth. Next month: Some trailer park in Huckleberry, Mississippi. "



I would like to think that these are actually UAW


Duluth would be UMW, or just cold.

Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (FhXTo)

149 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (jxbfJ)
A relative by marriage gave his son-in-law the old thumbs up when he saw the young man sporting a man bun.

Signalling he's KEWL not icky and old like other FiLs.


I never had a problem with the man bun. But that may be because I'm an artist and stuff. I loved the late 1980s when the boys all had the long flowing hair, even the non musicians.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (Iz8Py)

150 I'm against cloning on principle, but I sure would make an exception for PDT.

My biggest fear is that Republican Elites will fail to learn the lesson of Trump, and why I wish he would replace Pence with a fighter to be his next VP.

Posted by: ShainS at June 21, 2018 01:55 PM (Wo/yj)

151 Trump's attitude is a product of his upbringing. He actually had an upbringing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2018 01:55 PM (o2MD2)

152 112 106
A manbun is acceptable if you are a displaced samurai from the Tokugawa period.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
Or a terra cotta Chinese warrior.
Posted by: Damnedyankee

So you're saying it's cultural appropriation? Kill the offender!!!!

Posted by: Rabid Leftist at June 21, 2018 01:55 PM (P+CG3)

153 Speaking of sexually confused, Julia Ioffe of The Atlantic not long ago accused DJT of sleeping with his daughter. Now she has accused DJT Jr of wanting to sleep with his mother.

Julia Ioffe has a Princeton degree but she also has deep-seated psychological issues. Her parents must be mortified.
==========

Mortified? We love it when she fucks us!

Posted by: Julia's Parents at June 21, 2018 01:55 PM (vg8iE)

154 A tweet from someone named Bart Hubbuch:

Former NYPost sportswriter.

One more datapoint pointing to 'sportswriters are scum of the earth.'

Posted by: Shep! at June 21, 2018 01:55 PM (oVJmc)

155 So how the hell would you even make a "bun" out of your hair??


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (jjaLl)
Grow your hair long enough and literally make a bun of it on top of your head. Not an elegant chignon, but a knot. Like what I do with my hair when I want it out of the way while I am cleaning the bathroom.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 01:55 PM (a0IVu)

156 Yes...and pass the popcorn please....

88 Than I read that he was openly gay. Yep that explains the insanity.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 21, 2018 01:44 PM (9KUj4)

*chin on hands*

Do explain exactly what you mean by that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM (mf5HN)

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay Them All at June 21, 2018 01:55 PM (xGZ+b)

157 45 What was that man bun protestor protesting about anyway? And really, he must be a total idiot to be sporting that look to a Trump rally.
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (a0IVu)

IIRC, he was holding up a poster of Trump & Jeffrey Epstein, of Pedo Island fame.

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2018 01:56 PM (7HtZB)

158 When Trump is serious (let's grow the economy by 6%) they treat it like a joke. When he jokes, they take it seriously.



Posted by: Mega at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (hw1rA)

the clown nose is in reverse?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2018 01:56 PM (8D42x)

159 Wicked awesome burn!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 21, 2018 01:56 PM (Y9uH4)

160 mmmmmmm.....man buns.

Posted by: Shep! at June 21, 2018 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

161 150 My biggest fear is that Republican Elites will fail to learn the lesson of Trump, and why I wish he would replace Pence with a fighter to be his next VP.
Posted by: ShainS at June 21, 2018 01:55 PM

To fail at something, you first must try.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 21, 2018 01:56 PM (P+CG3)

162 >>>I think it goes to someone whose entire identity centers around their genitals and what they do with them.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (hLRSq)
___________
Me! Me!

I volunteer for tribute rusty trombone.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 21, 2018 01:56 PM (sdrzW)

163 There's a good chance some of the steel in your immediate vicinity came from the Iron Range via a taconite lake freighter sailed out of Duluth.

Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2018 01:56 PM (FhXTo)

164 149
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (jxbfJ)
A relative by marriage gave his son-in-law the old thumbs up when he saw the young man sporting a man bun.

Signalling he's KEWL not icky and old like other FiLs.


I
never had a problem with the man bun. But that may be because I'm an
artist and stuff. I loved the late 1980s when the boys all had the long
flowing hair, even the non musicians.


Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (Iz8Py)

Long flowing hair is a pain in the ass to keep clean, a pain in the ass to dry. Been 45 years, I ain't forgot.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 01:56 PM (37IEG)

165 Like what I do with my hair when I want it out of the way while I am cleaning the bathroom.


Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 01:55 PM (a0IVu)



Like Gene Simmons from Kiss?
Because that shit was badass!


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 01:57 PM (jjaLl)

166 I think it goes to someone whose entire identity centers around their genitals and what they do with them. Like Mussolini said about the state, this person has that belief about his genitals. That is fanaticism and leads to very disturbing behaviors.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 01:54 PM (hLRSq)



Fanaticism is bad, agreed, says the Browns fan.

However, the statement made was not about fanaticism, now, was it?

And I am now going to Brave Sir Robin it by which I mean I do have to get back to work. Stupid working at work.

*trudges*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 21, 2018 01:57 PM (mf5HN)

167 113 106
A manbun is acceptable if you are a displaced samurai from the Tokugawa period.



Otherwise, I think it should be punishable by death.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 21, 2018 01:50 PM (014s2)
nods head in full agreement.
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (a0IVu)

Hmmm... new entry to the MAN Book?

Man Buns are against Man Law, UNLESS you can defend yourself with a Samurai Sword?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 21, 2018 01:57 PM (NgKpN)

168 I think it goes to someone whose entire identity centers around their genitals and what they do with them.

So....every teenage boy, ever?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2018 01:57 PM (oVJmc)

169 Yahoo "News" has a new hit piece out on Stephen Miller reporting that his great-grandfather flunked his naturalization test, first time around.

Not kidding. They actually reported that story. All other news has been fully reported so they went with this one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee drinker at June 21, 2018 01:57 PM (LISuA)

170 Don't you have to be a certain height above a Liliputian to comment here?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2018 01:57 PM (VpIIl)

171 >>>Honey, I don't blow the nursing home crowd, m'kay?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (vg8iE)
_________
Yay! More 4 me!!!

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 21, 2018 01:57 PM (sdrzW)

172 I used to say back in the 1990s that some of the brightest idiots I've known have college degrees.

Then I went to college and got degrees and met a lot more really bright idiots.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM (4ErVI)

173 Yes. But do you own a Millennium Falcon and date a pansexual African American?
Posted by: L3-37 at June 21, 2018 01:51 PM (/qEW2)


My dad once owned a Ford Falcon.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM (hLRSq)

174 I just looked up Bart Hubbuch. Sportswriter, was fired in 2017 for a tweet (as Trump was sworn in he typed "12/7/41. 9/11/01. 1/20/17.") Sounds like he's not over his butt hurtz yet.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM (2NqXo)

175 139 A man bun is not a ponytail, right? Not like taking a piece of rope and tying back long hair?

So how the hell would you even make a "bun" out of your hair??
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (jjaLl)

+++

Pinning up and sculpting. Mirrors involved.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM (dJklA)

176 >>Long flowing hair is a pain in the ass to keep clean, a pain in the ass to dry. Been 45 years, I ain't forgot.


I had really long hair for a long time.

Never bothered me until I was doing a lot of climbing. Then it became a liability.

Also, had to be careful when you were under the hood while the engine was running.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM (ogl5q)

177 They basically hate us because we're the ones telling them that Santa Claus doesn't really exist. They don't hate the people who've been lying to them all their lives, they hate the people telling them the truth for the first time.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM (UBzPO)

178 Long flowing hair is a pain in the ass to keep clean, a pain in the ass to dry. Been 45 years, I ain't forgot.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 01:56 PM (37IEG)

Didn't cut my hair for 10 years after I retired from the Navy... finally cut it for a corporate job...

Now, at 59, I'm in the process of growing my long hair back... while I still can...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

179 The Gop "elites" are no different from the Democrat "elites". And that's why they always side with them.

They are all in the same self delusion of "eliteness".

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2018 01:59 PM (o2MD2)

180 So you're saying it's cultural appropriation? Kill the offender!!!!

Posted by: Rabid Leftist at June 21, 2018 01:55 PM (P+CG3)Zactly - said so up above. DEATH THE APPROPRIATOR! He's probably a skinny pimple faced glass wearing white dude with a weedy mustache and a six month beard that looks like he forgot to shave yesterday.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 01:59 PM (37IEG)

181 man bun is not a ponytail, right? Not like taking a piece of rope and tying back long hair?

So how the hell would you even make a "bun" out of your hair??


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (jjaLl)


Same way a WOMAN would

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2018 01:59 PM (M+Lyo)

182 Honey, I don't blow the nursing home crowd, m'kay?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 21, 2018 01:53 PM (vg8iE)

Yet you hang out here.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 21, 2018 01:59 PM (Bdeb0)

183
obama's great grandfather lived in a hovel

Posted by: Soothi at June 21, 2018 02:00 PM (dr8lF)

184 Mortified? We love it when she fucks us!
Posted by: Julia's Parents at June 21, 2018 01:55 PM (vg8iE)

Yeah, but do you really want her telling the world, like this?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee drinker at June 21, 2018 02:00 PM (LISuA)

185
Long flowing hair is a pain in the ass to keep clean, a pain in the ass to dry. Been 45 years, I ain't forgot.


Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 01:56 PM (37IEG)

haha yes
I'm not referring to the stupid hair bands though that teased their hair out and wore more make-up than their groupies. Just average guys with the long locks.

*scuse me while I take a little stroll down memory lane*

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:00 PM (Iz8Py)

186 Also, had to be careful when you were under the hood while the engine was running.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM (ogl5q)

Oh shit.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:00 PM (37IEG)

187 Speaking of sexually confused, Julia Ioffe of The Atlantic not long ago accused DJT of sleeping with his daughter. Now she has accused DJT Jr of wanting to sleep with his mother.

Julia Ioffe has a Princeton degree but she also has deep-seated psychological issues. Her parents must be mortified.
==========

Mortified? We love it when she fucks us!


Posted by: Julia's Parents
==========
This is classic horde. Y'all are funny bunch of weirdos.

Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2018 02:00 PM (7S2Ry)

188 164 Long flowing hair is a pain in the ass to keep clean, a pain in the ass to dry. Been 45 years, I ain't forgot.

i don't mind that so much as the pain in the ass of pulling a big wad of it out of the bathtub drain every now and then.

the shower must flow.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 02:00 PM (NmR1a)

189 Pinning up and sculpting. Mirrors involved.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM (dJklA)


Oh.

Ooooohhhh.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 02:00 PM (jjaLl)

190 "I find it fascinating how well this Billionaire connects to his supporters. Obviously, he loves his country and the American people. And, the people respond to that in ways that the alleged elites just can't understand. "

So basically, the anti Ohblahblah.

Posted by: TCDD, pointin' and laughin at June 21, 2018 02:00 PM (uXH5Q)

191 However, the statement made was not about fanaticism, now, was it?

In my experience and observation, splinter groups like homosexuals, Helloween Fans, and Champions players tend to have a higher percentage of the cray-cray than the average population. I mean I like what Milo has to say and he's very good at his arguments but the guy is out there where the trains don't run.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)

192 https://threadreaderapp.com/thread
/1009559758548844546.html

Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2018 02:01 PM (FhXTo)

193 the clown nose is in reverse?
Posted by: SturmToddle

It's called common sense. When you joke, they treat it like a hate crime, and when you're serious, they treat you like a joke.

Until you win.

Posted by: Trump at June 21, 2018 02:01 PM (P+CG3)

194 Instapundit regularly calls them the "credentialed class" instead of elites because they have no serious accomplishments to garner their position in society.

Posted by: Bif at June 21, 2018 02:01 PM (Ts4G8)

195 They're not elite, they're elitist. They're snobs.

Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2018 02:01 PM (TKQ/l)

196 13 Rank the following in order of eliteness:

-Hollywood B-list ers
-Ivy League grads
-Baltimore Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco
-News Reporters for CNN and the NYT.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 01:36 PM (mk7Bj)
_--------------_--_-------------

Shit
turd
crap
poop

Your list requests to make a distinction where there is no difference.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 21, 2018 02:02 PM (JNTt1)

197 187 Speaking of sexually confused, Julia Ioffe of The Atlantic not long ago accused DJT of sleeping with his daughter. Now she has accused DJT Jr of wanting to sleep with his mother.

Julia Ioffe has a Princeton degree but she also has deep-seated psychological issues. Her parents must be mortified.
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Mortified? We love it when she fucks us!


Posted by: Julia's Parents
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This is classic horde. Y'all are funny bunch of weirdos.
Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2018 02:00 PM (7S2Ry)

Mortified? That's the happy expression after what happens after Mi Carita speaks French.

Posted by: Gomez Adams at June 21, 2018 02:03 PM (NgKpN)

198 178 Now, at 59, I'm in the process of growing my long hair back... while I still can...

used to be i'd get a hair cut once a year whether i needed it or not.

however, a few years back mrs. chronda took me to a local elementary school for a locks of love donation.

i haven't cut my hair since then .... for the children.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 02:03 PM (NmR1a)

199 Posted by: Don Q. at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM (NgKpN)
What a coincidence...

this morning I reminded my brother he needed a haircut. He said: I don't want to cut it, I'd rather grow it long.


It hurt me to say it but I had to tell him how hair changes texture when we age and his growing- out mane is just flying all over the damn place, and besides...bald spot. Yes he used to have the long dark thick head of hair too.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:03 PM (Iz8Py)

200 Didn't cut my hair for 10 years after I retired from the Navy... finally cut it for a corporate job...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM

Almost, cut my hair. Happened just the other week...

Posted by: Crosby, Stills and Nash at June 21, 2018 02:03 PM (P+CG3)

201
When Trump is serious (let's grow the economy by 6%) they treat it like a joke. When he jokes, they take it seriously.


-----

I think Krauthammer put it this way.

Liberals take Trump literally, but not taken seriously.

His supporters dont take him literally, but do take him seriously.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

202 "However, the statement made was not about fanaticism, now, was it?"

It was implied. Who was flipped off? VP Pence. There is a history of professional gays* going to Twembltyteen on the Outrage Meter whenever Pence is mentioned.

*Their profession is being gay, they will let you know as soon as possible, and they have nothing else to talk about. There are other types of these professionals - race professionals, ethnic professionals, etc. and they are boring as hell and dangerous if they get any power.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

203

EM KIELBASA FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 21, 2018 02:04 PM (mPeei)

204 198 however, a few years back mrs. chronda took me to a local elementary school for a locks of love donation.

i haven't cut my hair since then .... for the children.


forgot to mention that i also haven't shaved, just in case children with cancer need beards.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 02:04 PM (NmR1a)

205 Seen a guy get his hair wrapped around a drill press spindle.

Bounced his skull off of the machine pretty good.

He got a haircut and wore a hat after that.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2018 02:04 PM (xBSm0)

206 Keep cutting their balls off, PDT.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 02:04 PM (WDCYi)

207 Pinning up and sculpting. Mirrors involved.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 01:58 PM (dJklA)



There's the thing.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 02:04 PM (+lOpA)

208 The "elite" know many, many things that are not true.

Posted by: Chris M at June 21, 2018 02:05 PM (RxerK)

209 Although most white male billionaires are the bad guys in movies, there are a few good ones. Batman and Tony Stark to name two. Trump is a defender of the non-"elites" against the totalitarians. Maybe he should get his own superhero character.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 02:05 PM (/qEW2)

210 haha yes
I'm
not referring to the stupid hair bands though that teased their hair
out and wore more make-up than their groupies. Just average guys with
the long locks.

*scuse me while I take a little stroll down memory lane*


Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:00 PM (Iz8Py)
My kids think my yearbook photo is hilarious - long haired weirdo. I laugh harder and tell them I got it cut for the picture.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:05 PM (37IEG)

211
Ya know.

Screw you guys.

The first time somebody commented on me going bald I was in 7th grade.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:05 PM (8XRCm)

212 Even if one is a genuinely good, and successful, reporter that person is not elite, in my mind, no matter what schools they attended.
Even the very best reporters are writing about other people, who actually are elite.

In fact, I don't believe those genuinely good reporters regard themselves as elite. If they think they're elite they're nothing but pompous blowhards.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 21, 2018 02:05 PM (nBr1j)

213 Milo likes trains.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2018 02:05 PM (1UeqT)

214
It hurt me to say it but I had to tell him how hair changes texture when we age and his growing- out mane is just flying all over the damn place, and besides...bald spot. Yes he used to have the long dark thick head of hair too.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:03 PM (Iz8Py)

Luckily I still have a full head of hair... no bald spots... and conditioner becomes your friend...

So, like I said... I'll grow it long again WHILE I still can... LOL

Posted by: Gomez Adams at June 21, 2018 02:05 PM (NgKpN)

215 the clown nose is in reverse?
Posted by: SturmToddle

It's called common sense. When you joke, they treat it like a hate crime, and when you're serious, they treat you like a joke.

Until you win.

Posted by: Trump at June 21, 2018 02:01 PM (P+CG3)

agree absolutely.

I was just commenting on the fact that they do the exact opposite with THEIR "comedy" guys, and not comedy guys.

and the win was my favorite part.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2018 02:06 PM (8D42x)

216 >>>A manbun is acceptable if you are a displaced samurai from the Tokugawa period.

Vader's helmet was based on a samurai helmet. They should have given him a manbun.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 02:06 PM (/qEW2)

217 209 Although most white male billionaires are the bad guys in movies, there are a few good ones. Batman and Tony Stark to name two. Trump is a defender of the non-"elites" against the totalitarians. Maybe he should get his own superhero character.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 02:05 PM (/qEW2)

Someone posted awhile back that it would be an interesting flip of a James Bond movie to have Trump - the billionaire playboy - as the good guy, and a British spy as the bad guy.

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2018 02:06 PM (7HtZB)

218 "The first time somebody commented on me going bald I was in 7th grade."

Stephen Miller posts here?

Posted by: Bonkowski at June 21, 2018 02:07 PM (/nBVT)

219 >>The first time somebody commented on me going bald I was in 7th grade.


You weren't complaining when you got that role in The King and I, though - were you?

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:07 PM (ogl5q)

220 198
178 Now, at 59, I'm in the process of growing my long hair back... while I still can...



used to be i'd get a hair cut once a year whether i needed it or not.



however, a few years back mrs. chronda took me to a local elementary school for a locks of love donation.



i haven't cut my hair since then .... for the children.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 02:03 PM (NmR1a)
the wife's in the process now - 3 years - she's got beautiful natural grey. Drives her nutty because she always wore it short, but she's doing it for same concept, older women cancer fighters.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:07 PM (37IEG)

221 What I heard was that American workers work faster and smarter.

needs repeating, proof of the pudding etc.

Posted by: yeah me at June 21, 2018 02:07 PM (uhKSs)

222
Vader's helmet was based on a samurai helmet.

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Da FUQ!!??!!

Posted by: Nazi Helmets Everywhere at June 21, 2018 02:08 PM (8XRCm)

223 >>The first time somebody commented on me going bald I was in 7th grade.


Did you dress up like Cpt. Picard for Halloween?

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:08 PM (ogl5q)

224 "'the elite' ain't nothing but 'the cool kids' from elementary school

just older. not grown-up; just older"

And definitely not any wiser.

Posted by: TCDD, pointin' and laughin at June 21, 2018 02:08 PM (uXH5Q)

225 "The first time somebody commented on me going bald I was in 7th grade."

I have a widow's peak, so it only looks like I've been going bald since 1974.

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2018 02:08 PM (7HtZB)

226 Well, they ARE the elite, that is, the chosen ones.
The question is WHO chose them?
Surely it was not God, nor custom, nor tradition.

Nor was it by any standard of objective merit, unless you want to say that "being just like us" or "being of the Party" is merit. This ends up in a chicken-and-egg quandry.

The fact is that, for one reason or another, they chose themselves. As Thomas Sowell puts it, they are self-anointed. Like Napoleon rejecting any rule transcending Napoleon, they crowned themselves.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 02:08 PM (0jtPF)

227 By the way, The Atlantic is now owned by Laurene Powell Jobs who (in addition to her Apple stock) also owns a large holding in Walt Disney Company.


Figures, right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee drinker at June 21, 2018 02:08 PM (LISuA)

228 >>Seen a guy get his hair wrapped around a drill press spindle.

>>Bounced his skull off of the machine pretty good.


I saw a dude get wrapped in a rappel device and rip about 1/4 of his scalp clean off.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:09 PM (ogl5q)

229

I work at a music store. Long hair and a beard are instant street cred, "Hey, that guy looks like a dirt bag. I bet he knows about guitars....."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at June 21, 2018 02:09 PM (3DZIZ)

230 "Maybe he should get his own superhero character."

Well, there is a comic/graphic novel called "Thump: The First Bundred Days". Scott Adams seemed to like it, for what it's worth.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 21, 2018 02:09 PM (P+CG3)

231 The first time somebody commented on me going bald I was in 7th grade.


You weren't complaining when you got that role in The King and I, though - were you?

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:07 PM (ogl5q)

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Heh.

Im impressed you are aware of that movie.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

232 The fact is that, for one reason or another, they chose themselves. As Thomas Sowell puts it, they are self-anointed. Like Napoleon rejecting any rule transcending Napoleon, they crowned themselves.
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The more things change the more they stay the same.


Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2018 02:10 PM (pxIck)

233 Look at some of the concept art for Vader and the samurai connection is obvious.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 02:10 PM (LiyEm)

234 I keep my hair long and it came up once in a conversation I was having w a bunch of women and I mentioned I keep it long because I like it and my husband likes it too. One of the harpies then went into a tirade about objectifying oneself for a man, yadda, yadda. I told her to shut up. She looked horrified, don't think anyone has ever told her to cork it before.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 02:11 PM (a0IVu)

235
Vader's helmet was based on a samurai helmet.

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You'll like this

https://tinyurl.com/ycq7ypdv

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2018 02:11 PM (7HtZB)

236 I have a widow's peak, so it only looks like I've been going bald since 1974.

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2018 02:08 PM (7HtZB)


Same! Although now at 29, it's deepened a little to where I'm almost, almost at the David Letterman Stage.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 02:11 PM (jjaLl)

237 just older. not grown-up; just older"

And definitely not any wiser.
Posted by: TCDD, pointin' and laughin at June 21, 2018 02:08 PM (uXH5Q)


Joe and Mika literally sound like precocious high-schoolers.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 02:11 PM (+lOpA)

238 Ahoy, my good matey, a gilded tower does not make one elite!

It's garish and vulgar.

Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at June 21, 2018 02:11 PM (2Mnv1)

239 it would be an interesting flip of a James Bond movie to have Trump -
the billionaire playboy - as the good guy, and a British spy as the bad
guy.



So, a documentary?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee drinker at June 21, 2018 02:11 PM (LISuA)

240 I'd like to see a comic book with superhero Trump physically attacking actual Democrats. Hey, it's just a graphic novel! A work of fiction! I want to see comic book Dick Durbin getting his teeth punched out. I don't even read comic books, but I would sure buy this one. Today's Democrats are pure writhing evil.

Posted by: Chris M at June 21, 2018 02:11 PM (RxerK)

241 "I loved that - hillbilly jerkoffs...in Minnesota. "

No duh- they're snowbillies or frost jags.

Wonder which preening goon preserve lil' Bartie minces about in?

Posted by: TCDD, pointin' and laughin at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (uXH5Q)

242 >>The first time somebody commented on me going bald I was in 7th grade.

The first time someone did it to me he said "Wow, you're going Simon!"
Simon was the bald guy sitting at the next desk. It was masterful.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (UBzPO)

243 Well, there is a comic/graphic novel called "Thump: The First Bundred Days".
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Its a kids book about a pet Rabbit - Thump - who is a pet of the Pence family I think? Didn't read it just got it for one of my kids for Easter.

Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (C6xeQ)

244 222


Vader's helmet was based on a samurai helmet.



-----



Da FUQ!!??!!

Posted by: Nazi Helmets Everywhere at June 21, 2018 02:08 PM (8XRCm)



Double Da Fuq!!

Posted by: Circumcised Hemet at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (ymnmz)

245 Although most white male billionaires are the bad guys in movies, there are a few good ones. Batman and Tony Stark to name two. Trump is a defender of the non-"elites" against the totalitarians. Maybe he should get his own superhero character.
=======

In the 80s when I was a young lad, DC Comics had a hero called Booster Gold who was a billionaire. For some reason, at the time, I always had the impression he was based on Donald Trump.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (vg8iE)

246 Oh God I despise these Ancestry DNA commercials.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (LiyEm)

247 And the media still can't figure out why its credibility is on a level with Nigerian Princesses.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (R9+0K)

248 244
222




Vader's helmet was based on a samurai helmet.





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Da FUQ!!??!!



Posted by: Nazi Helmets Everywhere at June 21, 2018 02:08 PM (8XRCm)



Double Da Fuq!!


Posted by: Circumcised Helmet at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (ymnmz)

249 "The first time somebody commented on me going bald I was in 7th grade."

Was it playing volleyball in gym class? I said I was sorry for trying to spike your head.

Posted by: Bonkowski at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (/nBVT)

250 This guy fucks.

Posted by: Russ Hanneman at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (E4NQ0)

251 Hey bitch,you know those tough female warriors caught people for the slave trade?Bet you didn't.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (LiyEm)

252 Do you at least have a good head for being bald?

I am pretty sure the full bald look is not going to be an option for me. My head looks like a Phrenology 450 Final Exam.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:13 PM (ogl5q)

253 I saw a dude get wrapped in a rappel device and rip about 1/4 of his scalp clean off.
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:09 PM (ogl5q)


Skull exposed?

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 02:13 PM (+lOpA)

254 Heh.


Im impressed you are aware of that movie.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:10 PM (8XRCm)
Etcetera etcetera etcetera.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:13 PM (37IEG)

255 Filed under: How You Got Trump
Cross-referenced to: How You Will Get More Trump

Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2018 02:13 PM (NYS7S)

256 Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:07 PM (37IEG)
I had a coworker with long silver hair that was down to her waist. She always wore it in a braid. One day she came in with a short bob. I commented on how cute her new style was, but how could she part with her hair?


She was a contributor to the locks of love.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:13 PM (Iz8Py)

257 I find it fascinating how well this Billionaire
connects to his supporters. Obviously, he loves his country and the
American people. And, the people respond to that in ways that the
alleged elites just can't understand.



Posted by: Winston at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (wgCUV)
**

Trump being a builder understands the hard work that goes into building a building and a business. My boss is similar in that he started from nothing and early on realized he couldn't do it without the help of others who are just as committed and hard working as he is/was. Its why I've been with my boss for 28years he appreciates the hard work and the grind, the fakers (Swamp and lazy mofos) will never last around Trump or my boss.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2018 02:14 PM (xqfqx)

258 In the 80s when I was a young lad, DC Comics had a hero called Booster Gold who was a billionaire. For some reason, at the time, I always had the impression he was based on Donald Trump.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (vg8iE)

Chuck Dixon, conservative comics writer, had a good run on the Booster Gold reboot in the early 00s

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2018 02:14 PM (7HtZB)

259
Vader's helmet was based on a samurai helmet.


-----


Da FUQ!!??!!



Posted by: Nazi Helmets Everywhere at June 21, 2018 02:08 PM (8XRCm)


Double Da Fuq!!


Posted by: Circumcised Hemet at June 21, 2018 02:12 PM (ymnmz)


Quad Da Da FUQ???

Posted by: Purple German Helmet at June 21, 2018 02:14 PM (jjaLl)

260 I guarantee you that Hillay never made the mistake of campaigning in any little jerkwater towns like Duluth!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 02:15 PM (k1TUh)

261 Seen a guy get his hair wrapped around a drill press spindle.

Bounced his skull off of the machine pretty good.

He got a haircut and wore a hat after that.
Posted by: Roland THTG a

Very lucky man. Several years ago, a female college student was working a piece of machinery, a lathe I think. her hair came loose as she leaned over.

It was a gruesome death.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 21, 2018 02:15 PM (q8F2l)

262 59 I wish I could remember the source but someone nailed it: The manbun is the mullet of the 2010's.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around

No h/t?

Posted by: Deadpool 2 advertisement at June 21, 2018 02:15 PM (VWE5i)

263 260
I guarantee you that Hillay never made the mistake of campaigning in any little jerkwater towns like Duluth!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 02:15 PM (k1TUh)
Apparently even Wisconsin was too rural and backward for her highness.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 02:15 PM (a0IVu)

264 "I saw a dude get wrapped in a rappel device and rip about 1/4 of his scalp clean off."
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:09 PM

Every time I read this, I want to make one of the "I saw X open for Y at the Grande Ole Oprey" posts...but I suck

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 21, 2018 02:16 PM (P+CG3)

265 260 I guarantee you that Hillay never made the mistake of campaigning in any little jerkwater towns like Duluth!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 02:15 PM (k1TUh)

+++

This is so hilarious.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 02:16 PM (dJklA)

266 Bald spots and long hair look really really bad

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2018 02:16 PM (M+Lyo)

267 A manbun is acceptable if you are a displaced samurai from the Tokugawa period.

My apologies if someone already said this, but isn't a man bun cultural appropriation.

Make them live their rules.

Posted by: GMan at June 21, 2018 02:16 PM (sxq57)

268 147 I can't wait 'til the inevitable 'We're so friggen sorry, fans please come back' reboot that wipes launches you and ep7, 8 and 9 out of canon a cannon into the sun.

fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 02:16 PM (NmR1a)

269 Maybe he should get his own superhero character.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Well there is Trumpy Bear.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2018 02:16 PM (oiNtH)

270 266
Bald spots and long hair look really really bad

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2018 02:16 PM (M+Lyo)



Da Fuq!?

Posted by: Hulk Hogan at June 21, 2018 02:17 PM (ymnmz)

271 OT...
Ever notice that when you search for something, it starts to show up on other websites as pop-up ads?
So I made the mistake earlier this morning of checking out the link for the dress Tami (I think it was Tami) passed along to Bluebell.
Now Mrs D is wanting to know WTH I'm looking at dresses???
Here I thought I was just keeping up with the conversation.


Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 02:17 PM (0tfLf)

272 A tweet from someone named Bart Hubbuch:



I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for
his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth. Next month: Some
trailer park in Huckleberry, Mississippi.

7:01 PM - Jun 20, 2018





Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 01:45 PM (2NqXo)
Wow. Talk about insulting people who live in Duluth and Huckleberry all at once. Why can't he rally there? People there don't deserve to hear directly from their President?


Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 01:47 PM


The funny part is that this idiot thinks Duluth is some conservative area. It's not, but it's the gateway to the Iron Range and it's turning red. They've been promised shit for years by the dems and got nothing. Not to mention the urban leftists imn Minnapolistan want to ban mining up there because they canoe twice a year up here. They have had it with their bullshit.,

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2018 02:17 PM (QDaCe)

273 It's funny how tone deaf Trump's critics are. "He attacked us for being elite!" Heads so far up their asses it apparently never occurred to them how that would sound.

Posted by: l33t Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 21, 2018 02:17 PM (D/1P4)

274 Vader's helmet was based on a samurai helmet. They should have given him a manbun.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 02:06 PM (/qEW2)


The Imperial officer caps were styled after those of the Imperial Japanese army.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

275 Etcetera etcetera etcetera.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:13 PM (37IEG)

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Awesome.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:17 PM (8XRCm)

276 >>Bald spots and long hair look really really bad


This is MY HAIR!

Posted by: Peter Brady at June 21, 2018 02:17 PM (ogl5q)

277 266 Bald spots and long hair look really really bad
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2018 02:16 PM (M+Lyo)

+++

I believe it is a requirement to be a defense lawyer.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 02:18 PM (dJklA)

278 I find it fascinating how well this Billionaire connects to his supporters. Obviously, he loves his country and the
American people. And, the people respond to that in ways that the alleged elites just can't understand. "

Kind of a Henry V kind of guy, at least as Shakespeare portrayed him. Born to wealth and power, but he enjoyed hanging out and partying with the lower classes more than his own. And when it came time to go to war, they followed him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 02:18 PM (k1TUh)

279 Very lucky man. Several years ago, a female college student was working a piece of machinery, a lathe I think. her hair came loose as she leaned over.

It was a gruesome death.
Posted by: Blue Hen


If you ever read that as my cause of death, trust me. Someone is lying.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:18 PM (OZZ16)

280 Trump is problematic.

Posted by: Wilfrid Laurier at June 21, 2018 02:18 PM (H8S+R)

281 183 OT Trump in Duluth says to protestor with "man bun" (or douche donut as I call it) "Is that a man or a woman? He needs a haircut more than I do". LOL. I wish I could have gone. Too fckn funny. MAGA, suck it libs! Unhinged fcks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2018 01:20 PM (QDaCe)

I was cheered by that, and retrospectively somewhat embarrassed by my Minnesota bashing. The Minnesotans I know here are all from Minneapolis, and are all relentlessly loony leftist.

So, my apologies. I hadn't realized that the problem was localized in the state, and I should have, because California has the exact same distribution. Absent SF and LA, the state is pretty conservative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:18 PM (L+DZm)

282 261
Seen a guy get his hair wrapped around a drill press spindle.



Bounced his skull off of the machine pretty good.



He got a haircut and wore a hat after that.

Posted by: Roland THTG a



Very lucky man. Several years ago, a female college student was
working a piece of machinery, a lathe I think. her hair came loose as
she leaned over.



It was a gruesome death.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 21, 2018 02:15 PM (q8F2l)


Strangled in her own hair and the machine.
Working on a project late at night, no one there to help.

Posted by: Hulk Hogan at June 21, 2018 02:18 PM (ymnmz)

283 hogan sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 21, 2018 02:19 PM (ymnmz)

284 Elite. Piffle. Mostly a bunch of droolers, and the rest are mediocre legends in their own minds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 02:19 PM (AzW6q)

285 Wannabe's, never-made-it, born to greatly diminished fortunes and poseurs. Those are some of the sub-categories of the elitist but non-elite.

Posted by: Lester at June 21, 2018 02:19 PM (LfJIn)

286 One more datapoint pointing to 'sportswriters are scum of the earth.'

Scum, dumb, chum, bums... your choice, select one or all!

Posted by: TCDD, pointin' and laughin at June 21, 2018 02:19 PM (uXH5Q)

287 It's funny how tone deaf Trump's critics are. "He attacked us for being elite!" Heads so far up their asses it apparently never occurred to them how that would sound.
======
Its his super power. He knows how to make them sing the song they must not sing. Highest comedy value ever, from any President.

Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2018 02:19 PM (C6xeQ)

288 Not only did we ignore the elite in the election, but one year later, the economy is awesome, isis is mostly gone, and Saudi Arabia is actually helping us clean up the mess. That's got to sting.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM (IAorw)

289 279
Very lucky man. Several years ago, a female college student was working a
piece of machinery, a lathe I think. her hair came loose as she leaned
over.



It was a gruesome death.

Posted by: Blue Hen





If you ever read that as my cause of death, trust me. Someone is lying.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:18 PM (OZZ16)

Once, though I was running a lathe with no pants on..........

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM (ymnmz)

290 Ever notice that when you search for something, it starts to show up on other websites as pop-up ads? "

Oh tell me about it! My wife got me to look for some shoes that she wanted once, that went on for weeks!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM (k1TUh)

291 Ever notice that when you search for something, it starts to show up on other websites as pop-up ads?



What's spooky is when you've only read it in the comments, opened up Bing, typed three letters, and what you are looking for pops up.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM (OZZ16)

292 Bald spots and long hair look really really bad
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2018 02:16 PM (M+Lyo)

-----

Yeah..... I learnt that early. While the rest of my classmates were wearing that parted in the middle hair down to your shoulders late seventies look..... Im sporting a buzz cut.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM (8XRCm)

293 Lathes are the things nightmares are made of.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM (+lOpA)

294 Very lucky man. Several years ago, a female college student was
working a piece of machinery, a lathe I think. her hair came loose as
she leaned over.



It was a gruesome death.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 21, 2018 02:15 PM (q8F2l)


Strangled in her own hair and the machine.
Working on a project late at night, no one there to help.
Posted by: Hulk Hogan

Worse. She essentially was scalped, and the room was occupied by others. None could recact in time, but they all witnessed it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM (q8F2l)

295 256
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:07 PM (37IEG)
I
had a coworker with long silver hair that was down to her waist. She
always wore it in a braid. One day she came in with a short bob. I
commented on how cute her new style was, but how could she part with her
hair?


She was a contributor to the locks of love.


Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:13 PM (Iz8Py)
I used to work for Everyone Does Suits, not sure I could be comfortable with long hair ever again. I'd wake up from dreams with a little gnomy guy yelling "Listen here sparky! Here's how it works...you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure this out."

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM (37IEG)

296 All other presidencies are going to be so dull and boring after this one.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 02:21 PM (a0IVu)

297 omg lol
that twitter feed though!

from the dimwit who says "syphilis poles better than him" (DJT)

to the #Resistor who posts an aerial of Bloomberg's spread to show that Commie Mike is better and richer than Trump!

lolol

Trump got the stoopid clowns to engage in a pissing contest about who is more elite, forgetting they're SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN with tha struggle

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:21 PM (Iz8Py)

298 Once, though I was running a lathe with no pants on..........


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM



Lathes wear pants???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 02:21 PM (0tfLf)

299 Here I thought I was just keeping up with the conversation.

Posted by: Diogenes
===
No, actually you are about 37 minutes behind.

Posted by: your google browsing history at June 21, 2018 02:22 PM (l3N6i)

300 Ever notice that when you search for something, it starts to show up on other websites as pop-up ads?

Maybe if you purge the cookies from your browser it will not be so bad.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 21, 2018 02:22 PM (qWg0i)

301 Strangled in her own hair and the machine.
Working on a project late at night, no one there to help.


Posted by: Hulk Hogan at June 21, 2018 02:18 PM (ymnmz)
------I had a boss who'd lecture as about safety with a story (I don't know if it was true). He said you should never break more than two safety rules at once, and told the story of a woman who ran the laminator 1.) with the guard off, 2.) with her hair down, and 3.) with no one else around to keep an eye on things.Said if she had not done any single one of those things, she'd have lived.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 02:22 PM (AzW6q)

302 >>Lathes are the things nightmares are made of.


Right behind chainsaws on my list. People get WAY too cavalier with their chainsaws around these parts.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:22 PM (ogl5q)

303 59 I wish I could remember the source but someone nailed it: The manbun is the mullet of the 2010's.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around

Nah. They both look ridiculous, but the mullet was worn by normal, everyday dudes, not hipster douches.

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2018 02:22 PM (7HtZB)

304 >>The funny part is that this idiot thinks Duluth is some conservative area. It's not, but it's the gateway to the Iron Range and it's turning red. They've been promised shit for years by the dems and got nothing. Not to mention the urban leftists imn Minnapolistan want to ban mining up there because they canoe twice a year up here. They have had it with their bullshit.,




Ah, but the coastal "elite" takes pride in not knowing stuff like that, just as he no doubt takes pride in not knowing much about guns, hunting, how to fix his car. It's part of his tribal signaling to be ignorant of non-coastal, urban, hipster topics.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2018 02:22 PM (W+vEI)

305 Kate Winslet's boobs at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM (IAorw)
always brings a bit of joy when you pop out...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2018 02:22 PM (8D42x)

306 I was cheered by that, and retrospectively somewhat embarrassed by my Minnesota bashing. The Minnesotans I know here are all from Minneapolis, and are all relentlessly loony leftist.

So, my apologies. I hadn't realized that the problem was localized in the state, and I should have, because California has the exact same distribution. Absent SF and LA, the state is pretty conservative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:18 PM


Ahhh, "Cidiots" we like to call them. It's like many states, there's certain areas that are liberal hell holes like Minneapolistan is NOTHING like the rest of the state. The Iron Range or "North Shore" used to be pretty blue. But they were blue collar dems who work in the mines and got sick of their bullshit. The "Cidiots" canoe here twice a year and then want to tell you that you can't log or mine taconite. Because Gaia. The people outside of Minneapolistan like me are tired of it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM (QDaCe)

307 Here I thought I was just keeping up with the conversation.

Posted by: Diogenes
===
No, actually you are about 37 minutes behind.
Posted by: your google browsing history


*snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM (OZZ16)

308 130 I think most of these man bun guys are just too lazy to deal with basic grooming. In my experience, they smell like death.

Or maybe there's something small decomposing in the bun...


in the case of my beard, that's just leftovers being saved for later.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM (xGZ+b)

309 Lathes are the things nightmares are made of.
Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM (+lOpA)

----

and bowls, and spindles, and baseball bats, and pool cues, and.....

I love lathes. I think theyre my favorite power tool.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM (8XRCm)

310 In 8th grade we would chuckle at our shop teacher when he was lectured us on safety... because he was missing a couple fingers

Posted by: safety first at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM (nzKWW)

311 294
Very lucky man. Several years ago, a female college student was

working a piece of machinery, a lathe I think. her hair came loose as

she leaned over.



It was a gruesome death.



Posted by: Blue Hen at June 21, 2018 02:15 PM (q8F2l)

Explained to me by my machinist dad and BT chief brother-in-law about their wedding rings - they said if they were going to lose a finger it would just be the finger, not the whole arm. Well, that and working with mercury....

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM (37IEG)

312 For the love of Ivy, I do not get the man bun and have no clue to what it means or what it represents.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (dJklA)

Unless you are a samauri, no guy should have one.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM (J70i0)

313 50 For the love of Ivy, I do not get the man bun and have no clue to what it means or what it represents.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (dJklA)


It represents a handle for the wearer's boyfriend to guide and encourage him in fellatio.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM (L+DZm)

314 Xipe Totec: "Trump's public speaking just gets better and better. He has a solid connection to his supporters."

You know who else had a solid connection to his supporters? Hitler, that's who. Don't be seduced by the lure of the alt-right.

Posted by: Wilfrid Laurier at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM (H8S+R)

315 Trump just poked his thumb in a bunch of leftist's eyes.

This man fights!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM (pw+jk)

316 I believe it is a requirement to be a defense lawyer.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 02:18 PM (dJklA)


I have been noticing that. Not sure how that helps their cases. It looks horrible

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2018 02:24 PM (M+Lyo)

317 >>I love lathes. I think theyre my favorite power tool.


AtC would disagree.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:24 PM (ogl5q)

318 Kate Winslet's boobs at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM


Mrs D: What are you doing?

Me: Chatting with Kate Winslet's boobs.

Mrs D: Get off that damned computer!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 02:24 PM (0tfLf)

319 Its his super power. He knows how to make them sing the song they must not sing.

you'll see this in the twatter feed I ref'd in 297.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:24 PM (Iz8Py)

320 wow! Kevin McHale now an unperson for having the temerity to attend Trump's MN rally?

Posted by: micky at June 21, 2018 02:24 PM (dF9Lb)

321 *****. Not to mention the urban leftists imn Minnapolistan want to ban mining up there because they canoe twice a year up here. They have had it with their bullshit.,

Posted by: Minnfidel
What they would prefer is a museum explaining how there used to be industry in the Area. With pictures. And captions blaming the demise on greedy capitalists who weren't in tune with Mother Earth. And the actual current residents of the area driven back into the city where they can be processed more easily.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 21, 2018 02:24 PM (5mQoZ)

322 302 >>Lathes are the things nightmares are made of.

Right behind chainsaws on my list. People get WAY too cavalier with their chainsaws around these parts.


several years ago, the manager of the trailer park was trimming trees with an electric chainsaw. cut right through the cord. took out power to the whole trailer park and startled him mightily.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 02:25 PM (NmR1a)

323 What was Dark Helmet's helmet based on ?

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 21, 2018 02:25 PM (y3aQB)

324 Man buns don't really bother me aesthetically. It's that there is such a high correlation between them and effete douchebaggery.

Posted by: l33t Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 21, 2018 02:25 PM (D/1P4)

325 >>What's spooky is when you've only read it in the comments, opened up Bing, typed three letters, and what you are looking for pops up.



Or when you open up Bing ad its homepage wishes you a happy birthday...on your birthday.
I don't remember telling bing that detail about my life, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2018 02:25 PM (W+vEI)

326 I believe he is genuinely dismayed by the unceasing attacks by the "elites" on his supporters. That impromptu Doocy interview on the WH lawn? Trump made it a point to assert that his supporters were smart and educated.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (Iz8Py)

It was here that someone linked a video of Trump on the Apprentice. An otherwise clever dude called himself white trash... I guess it was self-deprecating, but Donald Trump pounced on the guy. After the dude refused to back down and it became obvious that was just instinct? Gone.

You wouldn't tolerate someone referring to "black trash" in a business meeting, and you shouldn't put whites down that way either.

Posted by: trev006 at June 21, 2018 02:25 PM (xNAOj)

327 Resident Evil is always bitching about my eyebrows...

i keep telling her that i like them long, so, when i go bald, i can just come them up and over my skull.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2018 02:25 PM (TxQUe)

328 OT, no vote on the house immigration bill today apparently. postponed to tomorrow. I heard Meadows and Ryan got into it last night..arguing

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 02:26 PM (a0IVu)

329 I was out drinking with a bunch of my friends and a group of man bun snowflakes come in. We were just a tiny bit drunk and started yelling MAN BUN, MAN BUN and laughing. The man bun hipster douchebags left without ordering.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2018 02:26 PM (pw+jk)

330

ALL THIS HAIR TALK IS ABOUT ME,, AIN'T IT?1?!!1???

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 21, 2018 02:26 PM (mPeei)

331 What was Dark Helmet's helmet based on ?
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 21, 2018 02:25 PM (y3aQB)

------

Darkness.


Duh.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:26 PM (8XRCm)

332 Posted by: Minnfidel
What they would prefer is a museum explaining how there used to be industry in the Area. With pictures. And captions blaming the demise on greedy capitalists who weren't in tune with Mother Earth. And the actual current residents of the area driven back into the city where they can be processed more easily.


Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 21, 2018 02:24 PM


Pretty much. And don't get me started on logging.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2018 02:26 PM (QDaCe)

333 The intellectual elite once served a very important function in American society by preserving and handing down the Western tradition from the Greeks through the Founders.

Once they (or was it we?) rejected that, they are purely destructive. Harvard, full of fussy old men conjugating Greek verbs, served a good purpose. Harvard, full of sex fairs and diversity studies, is idiotic poison.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 02:27 PM (0jtPF)

334 307 Here I thought I was just keeping up with the conversation.

Posted by: Diogenes
===
No, actually you are about 37 minutes behind.
Posted by: your google browsing history


*snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM



Jeezzzz...take some time to do one little bit of work and this!


Hey...if I cut and paste myself does that make me elitist?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 02:27 PM (0tfLf)

335 >>I love lathes. I think theyre my favorite power tool.


AtC would disagree.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:24 PM (ogl5q)


Maybe if she had a bench top lathe she could reach the controls better

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2018 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

336 Explained to me by my machinist dad and BT chief brother-in-law about their wedding rings - they said if they were going to lose a finger it would just be the finger, not the whole arm. Well, that and working with mercury....

Posted by: Damnedyankee


Partly why silicone wedding rings are becoming popular. That and auto mechanics and leaning how to weld with 12v

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:27 PM (OZZ16)

337 several years ago, the manager of the trailer park
was trimming trees with an electric chainsaw. cut right through the
cord. took out power to the whole trailer park and startled him
mightily.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 02:25 PM (NmR1a)
Brother's neighbor took his own nose off - though that was before the put the kickback guards on them.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:27 PM (37IEG)

338 Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 02:26 PM (a0IVu)
=====
They did & pointing at one another at close range, Meadows was pissed because Rectum Ryan was trying to pull one over on the House R's

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 21, 2018 02:27 PM (y3aQB)

339 I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth

Bart om Twitter

Hey, Bart; It's a major city in MN.
But keep on with that stuff and you'll get four more years of Trump if he chooses to run again-and I'm from a blue State and one of the bluest area in the state.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2018 02:28 PM (O5K3f)

340 Kate Winslet's boobs at June 21, 2018 02:20 PM


Mrs D: What are you doing?

Me: Chatting with Kate Winslet's boobs.

Mrs D: Get off that damned computer!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 02:24 PM (0tfLf)

And now my work pod is wondering why I'm stifle-laughing...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2018 02:28 PM (8D42x)

341 310 In 8th grade we would chuckle at our shop teacher when he was lectured us on safety... because he was missing a couple fingers
Posted by: safety first at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM (nzKWW)


I bought a copy of the Chemical Rubber Company's* "Handbook of Laboratory Safety" because getting chemistry researchers to wear safety glasses - all the time - was a perennial battle.

The Handbook contained numerous full color photographs of horrific eye injuries that had been sustained by those who eschewed safety glasses.**

Problem solved.

*CRC is the outfit that publishes the Handbook of Chemistry and Physics, for those who know that book.

** A guy in Berkeley lost his sight entirely, when, although was wearing safety glasses, he took them off momentarily to wipe his brow. At just that instant his reaction exploded blinding him. It was so tragic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:28 PM (L+DZm)

342 OT, no vote on the house immigration bill today apparently. postponed to tomorrow. I heard Meadows and Ryan got into it last night..arguing
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 02:26 PM (a0IVu)

I heard the more "conservative" bill was voted down, and they postponed the really crappy bill as to give members more time to study. SMH praying it fails as well.

Posted by: spypeach at June 21, 2018 02:28 PM (z7CH9)

343 They did pointing at one another at close
range, Meadows was pissed because Rectum Ryan was trying to pull one
over on the House R's

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 21, 2018 02:27 PM (y3aQB)
In Asia, there is usually chair throwing and free for all punches..not dignified but there is something rather satisfying about it all.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 02:29 PM (a0IVu)

344 Maybe if you purge the cookies from your browser it will not be so bad.

Incognito Mode

Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2018 02:29 PM (NYS7S)

345 I was looking at "Frozen" the movie scooters for my nieces. A week later I'm still getting Frozen propaganda pop-ups. Yeah, I'm getting my balls broken for it here at work as well.
BTW the scooters are all over priced garbage.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2018 02:29 PM (xqfqx)

346 EM GOLDEN MANBUN FOADY-FI!!!

Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at June 21, 2018 02:29 PM (2Mnv1)

347 Once they (or was it we?) rejected that, they are purely destructive. Harvard, full of fussy old men conjugating Greek verbs, served a good purpose. Harvard, full of sex fairs and diversity studies, is idiotic poison."

The endpoint for all "elites" is always something pretty close to Prince Charles over in the UK.

an inbred fool who thinks he's important because everyone around him has always been paid to tell him he's important, even though he's never actually done a single worthwhile thing in his entire life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 02:29 PM (k1TUh)

348 I just can't wait to hand the country over to illiterate, diseased Third-Worlders!

Posted by: Paul "Cucky" Ryan at June 21, 2018 02:30 PM (vg8iE)

349 And the actual current residents of the area driven back into the city where they can be processed more easily.


Posted by: 2009Refugee

Minnesota is corporate headquarters of Soylent Green!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:30 PM (OZZ16)

350
I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth----
I think the proper term is not Hillbilly for people from Duluth. But Jack Pine Savages.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 21, 2018 02:30 PM (aVYsC)

351 Breaking: Obama to receive second Nobel Peace Prize for acquiring the remains of veterans from North Korea.

LSM set to provide 24/7 coverage of this historic event for the next month.

Posted by: ShainS at June 21, 2018 02:30 PM (kOwY5)

352 337 several years ago, the manager of the trailer park
was trimming trees with an electric chainsaw. cut right through the
cord. took out power to the whole trailer park and startled him
mightily.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 02:25 PM (NmR1a)
Brother's neighbor took his own nose off - though that was before the put the kickback guards on them.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:27 PM (37IEG)


A Mexican guy trimming the fronds on a 60 foot palm tree here five years ago fell to his death when the chainsaw slipped and cut through his safety belt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:31 PM (L+DZm)

353 I don't remember telling bing that detail about my life, thankyouverymuch.
Posted by: Lizzy
===
Its OK, bing got it from me.

Posted by: your google browsing history at June 21, 2018 02:31 PM (l3N6i)

354
*looks at hands


I never lost a finger. But I got a collection of pretty cool scars after decades of doing this for a living.

Oddly, my worst scars are on my left hand.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:31 PM (8XRCm)

355 339 I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth
---------------------------
Don't Indians from Mexico, Guatemala and Nicaragua count as hillbillies? Our hillbillies can actually read, do math and speak English and drive cars without killing people. I was unaware that MN had hillbillies. Thought they, like NY, PA, OH... were considered Woodchucks.

Posted by: Gumby at June 21, 2018 02:31 PM (2LelM)

356 Billy Crystal is reading this thread and nodding, and saying "I hate when that happens"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 21, 2018 02:31 PM (5mQoZ)

357 Outside of sports, when I hear the word 'elite' I instinctively think 'snob'.

So far Trump has the media (and the left) defending:

IranNorth KoreaMS-13Illegal AliensandSnobs
I stand in awe.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 21, 2018 02:31 PM (s+VQe)

358 314---You know who else had a solid connection to his supporters?
Posted by: Wilfrid Laurier at June 21, 2018 02:23 PM
_---------------------------------
Obama the Lightbringer, the "sort of god?"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 02:32 PM (0jtPF)

359 345 BTW the scooters are all over priced garbage.

i understand there are a bunch all over san francisco that you can just walk away with.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 02:32 PM (xGZ+b)

360 >>Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:31 PM (8XRCm)


I have a really funny story about that I will share some other time.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:33 PM (ogl5q)

361 awhile back, panties came up as a subject of conversation on the ONT, started by an 'ette, i might add.

then next time i went into my Yahoo e-mail box, guess what was the ad at the top of the page?

yup, the very same ones...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2018 02:33 PM (TxQUe)

362 339 I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth

======
ANNNNDDDD that's how yu get more Trump and more Trump Republicans.


I will not be in the least surprised on the first Tuesday of November that major blue cities go up in smoke. I hope Trump gives them ZERO dollars from the feds.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2018 02:33 PM (pw+jk)

363 Closest I ever came was losing / shaving off the top 1/3 of a knuckle joint with a freshly sharpened draw knife. Peeling Logs is a rough job.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:34 PM (ogl5q)

364 Partly why silicone wedding rings are becoming popular. That and auto mechanics and leaning how to weld with 12v Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:27 PM (OZZ16)
=====

No man I knew when I was growing up wore a wedding ring (including my dad in the office most of the time) because it was too dangerous.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 21, 2018 02:34 PM (MIKMs)

365 "I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth"
-----------

That's President Trump to you.

Posted by: Mega at June 21, 2018 02:35 PM (hw1rA)

366 Don't Indians from Mexico, Guatemala and Nicaragua count as hillbillies?
Our hillbillies can actually read, do math and speak English and drive
cars without killing people. I was unaware that MN had hillbillies.
Thought they, like NY, PA, OH... were considered Woodchucks.

=====
The correct term is HillBetos.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2018 02:35 PM (pw+jk)

367 My dad never lost any fingers in many years of being a carpenter and contractor.Cut his thumb really bad once on a table saw and always bitched about the parking ticket he got when he went to the emergency room.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 02:35 PM (LiyEm)

368 I absolutely love how Trump sticks it in and breaks it off in their ass. What he is doing to the left and pseudo right has made his presidency worth it just for that.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at June 21, 2018 02:36 PM (X5/mo)

369 I guessing that Bart might be a Bernie Sanders voter, Don't know why, Just guess that. If so, what makes Sanders so elite? He failed at being a carpenter, wrote some porn and then spent most of his life in the Senate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2018 02:36 PM (O5K3f)

370 Right behind chainsaws on my list. People get WAY too cavalier with their chainsaws around these parts.
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:22 PM (ogl5q)


I bought a chainsaw to clear a bunch of overgrown brush/trees, and was nervous the entire time. It took me a week, and I was relieved when I finished. I gave the chainsaw away, as I had no need for it, and frankly was leery of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:36 PM (L+DZm)

371 In Asia, there is usually chair throwing and free for all punches..not dignified but there is something rather satisfying about it all.
Posted by: IC
_______

I'm tanned, ready, and rested.

Posted by: Zombie Rep. Preston Brooks at June 21, 2018 02:36 PM (9vQJW)

372 My head looks like a Phrenology 450 Final Exam.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:13 PM (ogl5q)

Based on your taste in women, this surprises me not at all.

You were obviously dropped on your head many times.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 02:36 PM (wYseH)

373 Don't Indians from Mexico, Guatemala and Nicaragua count as hillbillies?
Our hillbillies can actually read, do math and speak English and drive
cars without killing people. I was unaware that MN had hillbillies.
Thought they, like NY, PA, OH... were considered Woodchucks.

=====
The correct term is HillBetos.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable


Mountain Williams.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:36 PM (OZZ16)

374 I work around electricity so no wedding ring.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2018 02:36 PM (1UeqT)

375 Xipe Totec: "Trump's public speaking just gets better and better. He has a solid connection to his supporters."

Chris Cillizza has an artice with the top 46 most "staggering" lines from the Minnesota rally. They're even more petty and inane than you imagine.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/21/politics/donald-trump-minnesota-speech/index.html

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 21, 2018 02:37 PM (P+CG3)

376 I would have more respect for Sanders if he had been successful as a carpenter instead of spending years in the Senate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2018 02:37 PM (O5K3f)

377 Elite ain't nuthin' but a monotype!

Posted by: Benje at June 21, 2018 02:37 PM (Evws/)

378 Lefty city ,streets of shit

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/299976/

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 02:37 PM (LiyEm)

379 In Asia, there is usually chair throwing and free for all punches..not dignified but there is something rather satisfying about it all.
Posted by: IC


And that's just from the women in the S Korean Senate!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:37 PM (OZZ16)

380 I gave the chainsaw away, as I had no need for it, and frankly was leery of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:36 PM (L+DZm)

Damn!

I have two 75 ft. ashes that I need to take down.

I figure I can do it myself with a chainsaw and a ladder.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 02:37 PM (wYseH)

381 So few keyboards have working parts that catch hair or bracelets or rings - I wonder what these guys were afraid would happen.
Go figure.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:38 PM (37IEG)

382 It appears an Argentinian player has died on the field.




No. Nevermind. He's up.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 02:38 PM (+lOpA)

383 No man I knew when I was growing up wore a wedding ring (including my dad in the office most of the time) because it was too dangerous.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 21, 2018 02:34 PM (MIKMs)


I didn't wear one when I worked in the lab. Besides mercury - which was all over the place then - working on the guts of high voltage scientific equipment wearing the best conducting metal known ... no thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:38 PM (L+DZm)

384 >>I have two 75 ft. ashes that I need to take down.

I figure I can do it myself with a chainsaw and a ladder.


When you tie the rope to your bumper, make sure it's long enough!


Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:38 PM (ogl5q)

385 I used to do oilfield work in the 80's - I enjoyed it, but after 10 years one of the reasons I knew I had to quit was that I was one of the last guys I knew who'd been around for a while, and who still had all of his fingers. Lotta stubbys around the shop. So many ways to lose one when there's so much big, heavy steel being moved around!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 02:39 PM (k1TUh)

386 Coming in late to this, but what's the phrase - The Devil, that proud spirit, cannot bear to be mocked"?

That's our "elites" in a nutshell.

Keep dick-punching, Mr President!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 02:39 PM (kqsXK)

387 Did the ash borer get to your trees, CBD?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2018 02:39 PM (1UeqT)

388 Damn!

I have two 75 ft. ashes that I need to take down.

I figure I can do it myself with a chainsaw and a ladder.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 02:37 PM (wYseH)


My advice: hire someone to do that. That kind of work is a young man's job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:40 PM (L+DZm)

389 Wait - you touched mercury? MY GOD MAN! What about the rest of us! You're typing over there and we could be getting mercury vapors on us from reading what you're typing! Have you no decency?!!!!

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:40 PM (37IEG)

390 I absolutely love how Trump sticks it in and breaks it off in their ass.
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fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Shep! at June 21, 2018 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

391 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 02:27 PM (0jtPF)

This is good.

Posted by: Mega at June 21, 2018 02:40 PM (hw1rA)

392 My Grandfather was missing a couple of fingers. The words of wisdom he gave us were "It's not the tool you are most nervous using that gets you. It's the one you are most comfortable using that will bite you"

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 21, 2018 02:40 PM (aVYsC)

393 I gave the chainsaw away, as I had no need for it, and frankly was leery of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:36 PM

Our family built a log cabin from scratch, My dad had me running the 14" Stihl when I was 11. Which was cool as it beat peeling logs. I had one incident that gave me more respect. I was maybe late teens and I had a kickback at full throttle, it cut through my jeans cleanly right to my skin. Luckily it stopped there and all I had was a little scratch, but I could have very easily had a bad wound. It's why tree trimmers get paid pretty well, dangerous job.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2018 02:41 PM (QDaCe)

394 You know what else are super dangerous?


Ikea Cordless Drills.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:41 PM (ogl5q)

395
My most painful scar is from 1986. Drive 3/8 landscape spikes with a 32 oz checker faced Estwing framing hammer

pound
pound
pound
POUND
POUND

POUND>>>GLANCE

..... hit my thumb full force.... but missed the bone. Side pinched my thumb and split it like a grape.


I still have that hammer.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

396 I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bike.

Posted by: Zombie Freddy Mercury at June 21, 2018 02:41 PM (vtcmf)

397 What the cucks don't understand is that statements they find "staggering",the average American nods their head too.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 02:41 PM (LiyEm)

398 Heh. Foxnews says Trump tossed Merkle a starburst and said: dont say I never gave you anything. Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (TtorR)

399 I figure I can do it myself with a chainsaw and a ladder.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 02:37 PM (wYseH)

famous last words

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (hMwEB)

400 Then again, I recall back in the day talking to the son of a rancher who became a programmer - his comment was he didn't know too many goat ropers who could still count 4 fingers on each hand....he figured programming was probably safer.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (37IEG)

401 Did the ash borer get to your trees, CBD?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2018 02:39 PM (1UeqT)

Nope. Just old and between taller trees, so they don't get a ton of light.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (wYseH)

402 382 It appears an Argentinian player has died on the field.




No. Nevermind. He's up.
Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 02:38 PM (+lOpA)

He's just pining for the Pampas

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (7HtZB)

403 I'd love to see balding guys grow out the sides to manbunover the top.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (VgKNm)

404 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 02:37 PM (wYseH)
My BF took down a 50 year old Japanese Maple that was 20 feet high, but spread out pretty far and wide, thick trunk and branches.

He called me one Saturday morning and said he was going to do some pruning. I didn't hear from him til Sunday night at 11. He had been removing the tree for two days straight, using a flood light until 10 pm.
Because cheap.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (Iz8Py)

405
No. Nevermind. He's up.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 02:38 PM (+lOpA)
He resurrected! Its a miracle.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (a0IVu)

406 who the hell wants to live in a fing apartment?

Find yourself a real estate site that shows the interiors of apartments in Trump Tower. They're nicer (and larger!) than many peoples' houses.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (ZGrMX)

407 Everything reported about President Trump is fake news

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (pHfeF)

408 taconite
i love taco night, i could go for some right now

Posted by: brak at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (VckGX)

409 >> Just old and between taller trees, so they don't get a ton of light.


Fucking Oak Elitists!

Posted by: The Maples at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (ogl5q)

410 I would have more respect for Sanders if he had been successful as a carpenter instead of spending years in the Senate."

I would have more respect for Sanders if he had ever been successful at ANYTHING before he got that sweet government gig, but it looks like all he ever did was crash on his buddies couches and dodge bills.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (k1TUh)

411 Damn!

I have two 75 ft. ashes that I need to take down.

I figure I can do it myself with a chainsaw and a ladder.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 02:37 PM (wYseH)

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and a camcorder!

Posted by: America's Funniest Home Videos at June 21, 2018 02:43 PM (h/uSM)

412

I new a guy who nailed his foot to a roof with a nail gun

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2018 02:43 PM (10vO4)

413 hire someone to do that. That kind of work is a young man's job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:40 PM (L+DZm)

I was joking.

There is no way in hell I would attempt it. I have had professionals take down a couple of trees and trim and crown some others, and I am in awe of their skills...and insanity.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 02:43 PM (wYseH)

414 famous last words

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (hMwEB)

yes I was mad at BF for doing that work without a spotter at least. There's no talking to him. He climbs roofs and shit when he's alone. He must have a very attentive guardian angel.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (Iz8Py)

415
knew

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (10vO4)

416 My Grandfather was missing a couple of fingers. The words of wisdom he gave us were "It's not the tool you are most nervous using that gets you. It's the one you are most comfortable using that will bite you"
Posted by: Buzzsaw



Deserves repeating.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (OZZ16)

417 385 I used to do oilfield work in the 80's - I enjoyed it, but after 10 years one of the reasons I knew I had to quit was that I was one of the last guys I knew who'd been around for a while, and who still had all of his fingers. Lotta stubbys around the shop. So many ways to lose one when there's so much big, heavy steel being moved around!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 02:39 PM (k1TUh)


It's actually pretty common to see synthetic chemists who are missing fingers, or parts thereof, or who have scars from chemical burns. I've had the latter, and one looked so bad that the physician, after examining it, told me - to my horror - he thought I might retain some function in the hand.

Turned out it looked worse than it was (it did look pretty bad, I have to admit), and it eventually healed OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (L+DZm)

418 taconite
i love taco night, i could go for some right now


Posted by: brak at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM


LOL. Fine, Iron Ore for you southerners.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (QDaCe)

419 and a camcorder!

Posted by: America's Funniest Home Videos at June 21, 2018 02:43 PM (h/uSM)



Use a couple!

Posted by: FAIL! ARMY at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (jjaLl)

420 345 BTW the scooters are all over priced garbage.



i understand there are a bunch all over san francisco that you can just walk away with.



Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 02:32 PM (xGZ+b)
**

And I bet they are just as fabulous!!!


Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (xqfqx)

421
When you tie the rope to your bumper, make sure it's long enough!


Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:38 PM (ogl5q)

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words to live by

Posted by: Michael Hutchence at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (h/uSM)

422 I still have all my fingers and toes and ran every kind of saw you can think of.

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (pHfeF)

423 THIS is why they hate Trump. The left has forgotten how to communicate, other than offering slogans. Trump speaks our language. We understand and often like what he says. It's entry level shit. It's also why he knew he could beat those phonies at their own fucking game.

Posted by: Octopussy at June 21, 2018 02:45 PM (7LBpK)

424 416 My Grandfather was missing a couple of fingers. The words of wisdom he gave us were "It's not the tool you are most nervous using that gets you. It's the one you are most comfortable using that will bite you"
Posted by: Buzzsaw

Deserves repeating.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (OZZ16)


Definitely. Other rules of thumb (?): never force a tool; let it do the work. And, related, keep tools sharp so that they cut easily, without much force.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:45 PM (L+DZm)

425 378 Lefty city ,streets of shit

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/299976/
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 02:37 PM (Li
+++

Portland, Seattle, San Francisco - avant-garde, Bohemian vs. Duluth - hillbilly.

Can't you see the difference, man?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 02:45 PM (dJklA)

426
Find yourself a real estate site that shows the interiors of apartments in Trump Tower. They're nicer (and larger!) than many peoples' houses.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM


Don't you still have someone on top of you and underneath you and on the other side of the wall from you?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 02:46 PM (IqV8l)

427 >>I new a guy who nailed his foot to a roof with a nail gun


I've seen a few sheetrockers screw their thumbs to the wall.

Found an unconsious electrician wrapped up in a 90 degree 'Bulldog' Angle Drill with a giant knot on the side of his head.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:46 PM (ogl5q)

428 I'd love to see balding guys grow out the sides to manbunover the top.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


I can do that with ear hair.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:46 PM (OZZ16)

429 y apologies if someone already said this, but isn't a man bun cultural appropriation.

Man buns are acceptable only if they wear a snood.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2018 02:46 PM (xBSm0)

430 I used the lock on bigass drill boring a hole in a I-beam once - after it snagged and proceeded to beat the shit out of my forearms and unplugged itself all the machinists standing around laughing said "that's why you don't ever use the lock".

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:46 PM (37IEG)

431 I new a guy who nailed his foot to a roof with a nail gun
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2018 02:43 PM (10vO4)

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I was with an insurance adjustor on a site visit when he got hit in the eye with a richochet'd framing nail.

Watched him pull it out.

He was fucking lucky he kept his eye. Very freak accident. Emergency room doc said in this case he was lucky he was NOT wearing safety glasses.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

432 and a camcorder!



Posted by: America's Funniest Home Videos at June 21, 2018 02:43 PM (h/uSM)



Use a couple!


Posted by: FAIL! ARMY at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (jjaLl)


And plenty of beer.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 21, 2018 02:47 PM (aVYsC)

433 >>Deserves repeating.


Always read the Instruction Papers...read the Instuction Papers.

Posted by: Jimmy at June 21, 2018 02:47 PM (ogl5q)

434 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 02:46 PM (IqV8l)

In Trump's case, no.
No one above the penthouse, and most likely his place is two floors not one.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:47 PM (Iz8Py)

435 U.S. consumer protection agency's structure is unconstitutional -judge
https://is.gd/RA2K8d

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 21, 2018 02:47 PM (4e+hS)

436 I was joking.

There is no way in hell I would attempt it. I have had professionals take down a couple of trees and trim and crown some others, and I am in awe of their skills...and insanity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 02:43 PM (wYseH)




Thank God. I thought you were serious. I'm in awe of their skills too. And their balls, which must be the size of coconuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:47 PM (L+DZm)

437 "It's not the tool you are most nervous using that gets you. It's the one you are most comfortable using that will bite you"
Posted by: Buzzsaw



Deserves repeating.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM (OZZ16)

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Applies to firearms too.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:48 PM (8XRCm)

438 I'm trying to think of the last time I've seen a woman who had violently lost a digit.

Or the first time, for that matter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 02:48 PM (VgKNm)

439 Don't you still have someone on top of you and underneath you and on the other side of the wall from you?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 02:46 PM (IqV8l)


Yea but they way those high-end joints are built, you'd never know it, not like a "regular" apartment.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 02:48 PM (jjaLl)

440 407 Everything reported about President Trump is fake news
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM (pHfeF)

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So he's NOT the president???

Posted by: Hilary! at June 21, 2018 02:49 PM (h/uSM)

441 I'd love to see balding guys grow out the sides to manbunover the top.

Posted by: Moron Robbie

I can do that with ear hair.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:46 PM (OZZ16)

I'm cackling like an idiot....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 02:49 PM (wYseH)

442 -
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taconite

i love taco night, i could go for some right now





Posted by: brak at June 21, 2018 02:42 PM





LOL. Fine, Iron Ore for you southerners.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2018 02:44 PM
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You wouldn't believe the mess I made the last time I filled up on taconite.


Posted by: Ed Fitzgerald at June 21, 2018 02:49 PM (pMGkg)

443 51 Meanwhile, the leftist "elite" is sneering at Trump going to have a rally in Duluth. I mean who goes there, dahhling.
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And who goes to Wisconsin...?
Posted by: Mega at June 21, 2018 01:42 PM (hw1rA)

Not me, ya fuggin' deplorable! *hic*

Posted by: Hillary, almost President at June 21, 2018 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

444 So he's NOT the president???
Posted by: Hilary! at June 21, 2018 02:49 PM (h/uSM)

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Well.... not YOUR President Sugartits.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

445 US Navy Plane has been spotted in the air. It's GITMO302 related to the modified 302's. Trump made drew a Q with his finger during his speech last night. Things are heating up fast this summer and it looks like even most DC republicans have had enough.

https://www.neonrevolt.com/2018/06/21/ its-time-newq-qanon-greatawakening/

Posted by: Russ Hanneman at June 21, 2018 02:50 PM (E4NQ0)

446 "It's not the tool you are most nervous using that gets you. It's the one you are most comfortable using that will bite you"

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ladies,

mind those dildos...

Posted by: Hilary! at June 21, 2018 02:50 PM (h/uSM)

447 Don't Indians from Mexico, Guatemala and Nicaragua count as hillbillies?
Our hillbillies can actually read, do math and speak English and drive
cars without killing people. I was unaware that MN had hillbillies.
Thought they, like NY, PA, OH... were considered Woodchucks.


Michigan has Jack pine savages.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 02:50 PM (hLRSq)

448 I'm trying to think of the last time I've seen a woman who had violently lost a digit.

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Ive seen PLENTY that violently lost their shit, tho.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

449 I'm trying to think of the last time I've seen a woman who had violently lost a digit.

Or the first time, for that matter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


"This one time at band camp, there was this spider, and Becky and I had to unass the cabin, and ...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 02:51 PM (OZZ16)

450 Do you suppose many of the elite know what a chainsaw does?

It probably takes clips? Maybe it has a part that goes up? High capacity chains?

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:51 PM (37IEG)

451 Take away their DEET and the mosquitoes will carry them off.

Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2018 02:51 PM (FhXTo)

452 I had an 80 foot tree that hung over my house- had to go for insurance reasons of course..... the tree removal outfit had to call in a specialist- a climber I think they called him. Went up like a monkey with those shoe-spikes, tird off and cut branches WAY out from the trunk...... it was entertaining to watch, and a little pucker-y, if you know what I mean. Took guts.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 02:51 PM (jjaLl)

453 >> I'm trying to think of the last time I've seen a woman who had violently lost a digit.



Seriously, though.

Rug Burns can get ugly.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:52 PM (ogl5q)

454 450 Do you suppose many of the elite know what a chainsaw does?
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It attaches to scary assault weapons that have thingies that go up and are black.

Posted by: Gumby at June 21, 2018 02:52 PM (2LelM)

455 437 "It's not the tool you are most nervous using that gets you. It's the one you are most comfortable using that will bite you"
Posted by: Buzzsaw

Applies to firearms too.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:48 PM (8XRCm)

So you're saying I shouldn't try to cut my large yard trees down with my shotgun as an homage to "Predator"?

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 21, 2018 02:52 PM (P+CG3)

456 I know people here think otherwise, but I do believe the old nag is going to run again.

Haven't heard from the smart 'n sassy daughter of late. Wonder wus up?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 02:52 PM (dJklA)

457 Huh, I typed a 6 line comment and no nood...... somethings not right......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 02:53 PM (jjaLl)

458
Do you suppose many of the elite know what a chainsaw does?

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Cuts chain.

Duh.

Posted by: Elites at June 21, 2018 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

459 445 - I saw that. Was it an intentional air Q, or just Trump's hands having a life of their own?

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:53 PM (Iz8Py)

460 454
450 Do you suppose many of the elite know what a chainsaw does?

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It attaches to scary assault weapons that have thingies that go up and are black.

Posted by: Gumby at June 21, 2018 02:52 PM (2LelM)
Chainsaw bayonet knife thingie! I KNEW I'd seen the word chainsaw somewhere!

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:53 PM (37IEG)

461 Man-Bun = 1/2 Leia

Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2018 02:53 PM (TKQ/l)

462
trying to think of the last time I've seen a woman who had violently lost a digit.
Or the first time, for that matter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

I imagine quite a few women may have lost digits back in the day when we had textile mills

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2018 02:54 PM (10vO4)

463 Haven't heard from the smart 'n sassy daughter of late. Wonder wus up?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 02:52 PM (dJklA)


You're not thinking......... Clinton/Clinton 2020???????

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 02:54 PM (jjaLl)

464 382 It appears an Argentinian player has died on the field.

The ultimate soccer flop. Much better than these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC-H2wXK4T4

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 21, 2018 02:54 PM (L+DZm)

465 Melania Trump trolled the MSM and Deep State wearing a jacket while visiting the little invaders that said "Really Dont Care, Do U"

ROTFLMFAO!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5871221/ Melania-Trump-wears-jacket-REALLY-DONT-CARE-U-visit-immigrant-children.html

Posted by: Russ Hanneman at June 21, 2018 02:54 PM (E4NQ0)

466 I figure I can do it myself with a chainsaw and a ladder.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Do you have any advanced directives and/or wishes you'd like us to know about before you start this project? I want first dibs on your kitchen stuff!

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at June 21, 2018 02:55 PM (9iLHi)

467 My Tree Guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGDfovMJXo

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:55 PM (ogl5q)

468 You should be able to shit wherever you want to.

Posted by: Bohemian San Franciscan at June 21, 2018 02:55 PM (vtcmf)

469 I'm not joking, either. In this age of equality I know three men missing fingers, one guy missing toes, and one guy missing a hand, all from work or homeowner chores. Not even military or the like.

I don't know of a single woman missing a digit or limb that wasn't born without it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 02:55 PM (VgKNm)

470 Srsly, Emerald Ash Borers kill ash trees leaving their wood much weaker than usual standing dead ash trees.

Do NOT trust Ash that have been standing dead for more than 1-2 years!

https://massnrc.org/pests/linkeddocuments/
Safety_Working_EAB_Infested_Trees.pdf

Posted by: forester at June 21, 2018 02:55 PM (l3N6i)

471 So you're saying I shouldn't try to cut my large yard trees down with my shotgun as an homage to "Predator"?
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 21, 2018 02:52 PM (P+CG3)

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Oh. You can.

Just be sure to read, understand and follow all the safety rules that come with your power tools. Knowing how to use your power tools PROPERLY will greatly reduce the risk of personal injury.

And remember this. There is no other more important safety rule......

...than to wear THESE...

.....safety glasses

Posted by: Elites at June 21, 2018 02:56 PM (8XRCm)

472 Haven't used it since I last carved but have a chainsaw blade that goes into my 4" angle grinder. That is one fierce tool.

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2018 02:56 PM (pHfeF)

473 Ho-Lee Shirt!
I like that woman even more than I already liked that woman.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 02:56 PM (37IEG)

474 That's just off the top of my head, too. I'm sure if I sat down and made a list through my life I'd know two dozen or more men missing something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 02:56 PM (VgKNm)

475 269 Maybe he should get his own superhero character.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Well there is Trumpy Bear.
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2018

*
*
I keep seeing the TV ads for that, and they are done in such a serious tone that they wind up being funny. (Still better than the Obama Chia, though.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2018 02:56 PM (G+x7t)

476 fucking sock ruined my Norm Abrahams funny

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 02:56 PM (8XRCm)

477 O/T Interesting, not seeing any stories about Lucia v. SEC, just wailing over the Internet sales tax thing. Almost like nobody recognizes its potential...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 02:56 PM (AM1GF)

478 438 I'm trying to think of the last time I've seen a woman who had violently lost a digit.

Or the first time, for that matter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 02:48 PM (VgKNm)
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Very rare, I suspect.

I once met a woman who lost 2 fingers ---one and a half, actually --- to a deli meat-slicer.
But that's the only one I can think of.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 02:56 PM (0jtPF)

479
You're not thinking......... Clinton/Clinton 2020???????
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 02:54 PM (jjaLl)

+++

Green spinach pancakes, my, oh, my. Can't lose.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 02:57 PM (dJklA)

480 I don't know of a single woman missing a digit or limb that wasn't born without it.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 02:55 PM (VgKNm)

The one armed Surfer chick. Well I don't really know her so that may not count.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 21, 2018 02:57 PM (aVYsC)

481 Chainsaw, yes!

Posted by: Leatherface at June 21, 2018 02:57 PM (TKQ/l)

482 >>Almost like nobody recognizes its potential...


I am completely prepared for it to kill my business.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2018 02:57 PM (ogl5q)

483 "Melania Trump trolled the MSM and Deep State wearing a jacket while visiting the little invaders that said "Really Dont Care, Do U""

Now that is stunning.

"Oh, so I'm a fascist? Well then get ready for a little dose of fascism; and just wait until I get limbered up."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 02:57 PM (hLRSq)

484 459 445 - I saw that. Was it an intentional air Q, or just Trump's hands having a life of their own?
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:53 PM (Iz8Py

Another confirmation data point among the dozens and dozens now that are getting hard to ignore. Link posted with everything happening behind the scenes. You can spend weeks here and still not get caught up.

http://irc.qclearancearchive.net/ index.php?page=index

Posted by: Russ Hanneman at June 21, 2018 02:57 PM (E4NQ0)

485 Not hair related, but..
I got a stainless steel stringer chip wrapped around my finger bone while running a lathe. (I was new to that stuff)

I was trying to unwrap it out of my knuckle, with a pair of pliers, when the secretary walked up behind me to ask me something.
I turned around and she went white and about fainted.
That was funny.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2018 02:57 PM (xBSm0)

486 Do explain exactly what you mean by that.
Posted by: alexthechick

Maybe Miley can help, she's been rolling, I mean on a roll, on HER very own PET lesbians on the ONT lately, as in 3-4 nights in a row.

Posted by: sam in the shade at June 21, 2018 02:58 PM (2CtSR)

487 The one armed Surfer chick. Well I don't really know her so that may not count.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 21, 2018 02:57 PM (aVYsC)


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So it's even more rare than shark attacks?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 02:58 PM (VgKNm)

488 Off 3 comma sock!

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 02:58 PM (E4NQ0)

489 LMAO.. Melania trolling the press. !

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2018 02:59 PM (zRZaJ)

490 Posted by: Russ Hanneman at June 21, 2018 02:57 PM (E4NQ0)
confirmation of what though?

I don't feel like reading all the links, I've had a rough week. Can you give the tl; dr?

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:59 PM (Iz8Py)

491 Stand by for freaking out in 3....2....1....

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 03:00 PM (37IEG)

492 Its refreshing to hear Donny Two Scoops say things that we think.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2018 03:00 PM (8iiMU)

493 We can have pet lesbians?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 03:00 PM (VgKNm)

494 >>We can have pet lesbians?


They make great pets.

Posted by: Perry Farrel at June 21, 2018 03:01 PM (ogl5q)

495 I must call nood

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 21, 2018 03:01 PM (q6HI0)

496 493
We can have pet lesbians?

If I had to choose specialties, I pick car repair.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 03:01 PM (Iz8Py)

497 We're petting lesbians?

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 21, 2018 03:01 PM (37IEG)

498 Infowars has an Int. with some dullard woman who says Ben Carson is NOT black & is dumb as a box of rocks

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 21, 2018 03:01 PM (y3aQB)

499 Green spinach pancakes, my, oh, my. Can't lose.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 02:57 PM (dJklA)


Throw in some hot sauce and we're looking at a political dynasty!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 03:01 PM (jjaLl)

500 My grandfather lost parts of two fingers from a toboggan, got his fingers caught under it.

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2018 03:02 PM (pHfeF)

501 436 I'm in awe of their skills too. And their balls, which must be the size of coconuts.
~~~~~
And it doesn't seem to affect their climbing ability. Making it more remarkable.

Posted by: socalcon at June 21, 2018 03:02 PM (fkP11)

502 I watched the whole rally plus the town hall meeting that preceded it.
Helped me understand the tariff situation.
Trump is looking at aluminum and steel as national security issues, which is a good thing.
You don't want to be dependent on hostile suppliers during war time.
He killed 'em at the rally. It was great.
I really think he is the greatest president since Washington.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at June 21, 2018 03:02 PM (w7KSn)

503
I don't know of a single woman missing a digit or limb that wasn't born without it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 02:55 PM (VgKNm)

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HELLLLOOOOO

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 21, 2018 03:02 PM (h/uSM)

504
Infowars has an Int. with some dullard woman who says Ben Carson is NOT black is dumb as a box of rocks

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 21, 2018 03:01 PM (y3aQB)

Well he's no rocket surgeon.

Posted by: Dullard Woman at June 21, 2018 03:03 PM (aVYsC)

505 474 That's just off the top of my head, too. I'm sure if I sat down and made a list through my life I'd know two dozen or more men missing something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 02:56 PM (VgKNm)

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a foreskin...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 21, 2018 03:03 PM (h/uSM)

506 Calling lesbians "Pets" is offensive, in my opinion. Sorry.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 03:03 PM (dJklA)

507 Calling lesbians "Pets" is offensive, in my opinion. Sorry.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 03:03 PM (dJklA)

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Yes. I believe dykes is preferred.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 21, 2018 03:05 PM (iQKgg)

508 Maybe Miley can help, she's been rolling, I mean on a
roll, on HER very own PET lesbians on the ONT lately, as in 3-4 nights
in a row.

Posted by: sam in the shade at June 21, 2018 02:58 PM (2CtSR)

Miley either has pet lesbians, or Miley is *their* pet.
I'm not entirely sure that has been resolved yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2018 03:06 PM (8iiMU)

509 > So you're saying I shouldn't try to cut my large yard trees down with my shotgun
-
Shooting down a silo:
https://youtu.be/5CrOIFyy3OA

Posted by: klv at June 21, 2018 03:07 PM (l3N6i)

510 506 Calling lesbians "Pets" is offensive, in my opinion. Sorry.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2018 03:03 PM (dJklA)
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We're supposed to think it's hilarious!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2018 03:07 PM (0jtPF)

511 503
I don't know of a single woman missing a digit or limb that wasn't born without it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 21, 2018 02:55 PM (VgKNm)

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HELLLLOOOOO

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 21, 2018 03:02 PM (h/uSM)

that took longer to show up than I expected...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2018 03:08 PM (8D42x)

512 490 Posted by: Russ Hanneman at June 21, 2018 02:57 PM (E4NQ0)
confirmation of what though?

I don't feel like reading all the links, I've had a rough week. Can you give the tl; dr?
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 02:59 PM (Iz8Py)

Trump was drafted by the white hats in the DIA, military, and NSA who want to take the country back and give it back to We The People. They have had a plan to go after all the criminals and clean up and clean out the Deep State within all institutions. It's a populist movement and Q posts info on 4chan then 8chan for anons to do research on to verify and spread the word organically. Future proves the past.

It's better than any book or movie or anything you will ever experience because it's happening right now for We The People.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 03:10 PM (E4NQ0)

513 What's a lathe?

Posted by: Jmel at June 21, 2018 03:13 PM (OeWgo)

514 What's a lathe?
A machine that spins an object, be it metal, wood or plastic, while a cutting blade moves across the object and shaves off material.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2018 03:28 PM (xBSm0)

515 Miley either has pet lesbians, or Miley is *their* pet.
I'm not entirely sure that has been resolved yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2018 03:06 PM (8iiMU)

but, it's allowed, because Miley. The guys love it.

even if offends many lesbians, like me.

Posted by: sam in the shade at June 21, 2018 03:33 PM (2CtSR)

516 one last comment.

Remember Little Miss Spell Check?

She was pleasantly openly gay, and eh, it was accepted. She didn't flaunt bare boobs, girl on girl, etc.

She had class.

Then, she announced she was about to be married.

Mrs. Little Spell Check, persona non grata.

I think of her most mornings, it was her Morning Report emblem, was it not?

Posted by: sam in the shade at June 21, 2018 04:00 PM (2CtSR)

517 512. that's interesting. but Manafort, Flynn, the Scalise shooting, Antifa activity, Snoozy Jeff being useless, RR stonewalling Nunes, Fake News 24-7. Just to name some of the DS activity. White hats seem kind of ineffective.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2018 04:08 PM (jHngC)

518 When families are arrested and separated after attempting to enter the United States illegally, 54% of Likely U.S. Voters say the parents are more to blame for breaking the law.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2018 04:14 PM (JFO2v)

519 Good observations, Ace! Yes, Trump defends his supporters.

This is what made me a Trump supporter to begin with.

Shortly after Trump launched his campaign, he held a yugely-attended rally in Phoenix. McCain responded by calling all the attendees just a bunch of racists.

Unlike most most Republicans, Trump did not say, "Oh, please don't associate me with those awful people that I'm asking to vote for me." No, he fiercely defended those people at his rally, and told loathsome choad McCain to go suck a fat one.

I knew right then that Trump was my guy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 21, 2018 10:17 PM (wSC8T)

520 Magnificent! And to top it off, said in authentic NY outer boroughs accent (full disclosure: mine too).

Posted by: sestamibi at June 21, 2018 11:20 PM (CFjm6)

521 If you! want something extremely new? Look at this website. Only here the choice of women for every desire and completely free! They are wettest slaves, they will and want do everything you say !
http://gov.shortcm.li/kings#V57

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