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SCaturday Overnight Open Thread (6/23/18 ) And Yoko Free
The Saturday Night Joke A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son again. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies." Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were." The robot slaps the father! Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Robot for sale.
After a heavy night of
The Good
The Bad
The Ugly
Well if you didn't, Karma did.
Quantity over quality. A theme of many a young Moron. Why cheap beer is good.
Everywhere you look these days, attention is being paid to craft beers — heavy, hoppy small batch brews made by independent companies with artisanal recipes, new combinations of ingredients, and unique flavor profiles. Cheap, old school beers — the kind your dad used to drink while grilling some brats or watching the World Series — have come to be looked down upon by some as boring, bland, water-downed corporate swill — the “fast food” of brews.
Next week, why Kosher salt is preferred on French Toast.
A Council Bluffs man who has pleaded guilty to operating while intoxicated after police said they found him next to his upside-down car will be sentenced in July. Benjamin Beer, 21, was arrested March 16 about a month before his birthday. According to Council Bluffs Police, officers were dispatched to the 300 block of Eighth Street at 2:21 a.m. for a vehicle reported to be resting on its top after striking other vehicles.
Jo Barton described herself as a “nightmare teen.” At 13 years old, the Essex, England, adolescent had little supervision as her mother had been admitted to the hospital due to her mental health. Barton experimented with alcohol, and by the time she was 14, she’d dropped out of school. With no degree and nowhere to go, her life had gone off the tracks before it had even begun.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Math-Free Obituaries.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 10:00 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:00 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:00 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2018 10:00 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2018 10:00 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:00 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:00 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 23, 2018 10:01 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:01 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 10:01 PM (0bGss)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 23, 2018 10:02 PM (r4KP2)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2018 10:03 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:03 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at June 23, 2018 10:04 PM (Mo5Uy)
(Back up to read the rest of the content,)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at June 23, 2018 10:04 PM (Avhie)
Any other mackerel snappers in here? I am new at this so I gotta ask: have you had the experience of the priest just... not doing a homily? Because that's what we got tonight, the John Cage 4'33" sermon.
The sound system was b0rked, is the excuse given, but you'd think that they didn't have sound systems from, oh, 33 AD to 1833 AD. Somehow the Papists (and other Christian preachers) managed.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 10:04 PM (6FqZa)
what is everyone else's excuse?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:04 PM (UsCnO)
You should be done by now
There wasn't much
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:04 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:05 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: Smiling Jack at June 23, 2018 10:05 PM (/1AIY)
Now that I'm living 'high on the hog', it's Yuengling!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2018 10:05 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Hank at June 23, 2018 10:05 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:05 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 23, 2018 10:05 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Red Hen/Lexington VA at June 23, 2018 10:05 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:06 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:06 PM (X+DbD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 10:07 PM (GEVul)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:07 PM (XOAlA)
++++
How do you mash the carbs out of a potato?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 23, 2018 10:07 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:07 PM (e7oj4)
Hey BTH
Being a conservative Protestant sorry can't help you out unless the category is Potluck Dinner
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:07 PM (3Pma+)
Turned on the "Bad" video. Oh no. What is this? Why does that guy have that "happy little trees" guy's hair? Why are those people clapping? Why would you remake a good song, just so you could make it suck?
I need a drink.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:08 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Paolo at June 23, 2018 10:08 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 10:07 PM (GEVul)
I can't read that word any more without thinking of John Dies at the End.
I've made peace with that fact.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 10:08 PM (fZuhk)
Why pray when you can use CharlieBrown'sDildo Oil and all but Guarantee it!
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:08 PM (86Sli)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 23, 2018 10:07 PM (pvjTE)
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Spray them with carb cleaner?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 23, 2018 10:08 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:08 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:09 PM (3Pma+)
I was awakened the other night by my wife's snoring. I nudged her and said *Hey! You're snoring.*
She said - *No one else mentions it.*
Hey Oh!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2018 10:09 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:09 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:09 PM (86Sli)
She's a lesbian so it's ok
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:06 PM (3Pma+)
Was she also the one who gave birth recently?
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:10 PM (e7oj4)
Now that I'm living 'high on the hog', it's Yuengling!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2018 10:05 PM (e9G8E)
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Mine was Stroh's. A 30 pack for $6 in the early 80s. Now it's Sweetwater 420 as I ride into the Winter of my career toward retirement. I just need to figure out how to install and maintain a kegerator on my cabin cruiser.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 23, 2018 10:10 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 23, 2018 10:10 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2018 10:10 PM (9rIkM)
spelled it wrong, but when we were young and poor we could buy a case
for like $10. Then you could return the bottles for a credit on the
next case. It wasn't half bad really. I heard it was an east coast
beer.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:08 PM
I think Wiedemans was made by the same compay as Blatz...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2018 10:10 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 10:10 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:10 PM (XOAlA)
The Horde can figure that out, Amirite?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
If you do, please bring it to the Gainzz! thread. Whenever the hell that will be.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2018 10:10 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 23, 2018 10:07 PM (pvjTE)
Add butter and heavy cream. The more you add, the fewer carbs...in proportion.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:11 PM (Vb4BV)
'Mmm... bacony!'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 10:11 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2018 10:11 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 23, 2018 10:11 PM (GNCPT)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 10:11 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:09 PM (86Sli)
You will now be picketed, unmercifully, by Big Ginger Beer. And you will deserve it.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:12 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:11 PM (Vb4BV)
Ingenius.
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:12 PM (+lOpA)
Good night all.
Before I cause any mischief
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 10:12 PM (pHfeF)
Pour gravy on it. Make sure there are no lumps.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:10 PM (XOAlA)
I thought you didn't know how to cook
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:12 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
'Mmm... bacony!'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 10:11 PM (6FqZa)
I still haven't gotten around to seeing the movie. Worth seeing for someone who liked the book, do you think?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (86Sli)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:12 PM (3Pma+)
Shhh It's not so much I don't know how, it's more I don't like to.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
In college, mine was Schaffer. Like 90 for a nickle.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 23, 2018 10:11 PM (GNCPT)
Grain Belt
Rhinelander
Schells
Red, White & Blue
Buckhorn
All will make you pukin' drunk
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
On her grave? That is reserved for McTumor.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:14 PM (XOAlA)
'Mmm... bacony!'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 10:11 PM (6FqZa)
You must mean the movie. I made my wife watch that, and she whapped me on the arm afterwards. And not in a good way. I got that. It's some weird stuff. But tell me you didn't laugh about "That door CANNOT be opened!"
I suggest checking out the book. The really amazing thing about the movie was that they came really close to filming an utterly unfilmable book.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:14 PM (Vb4BV)
Vote Dem 2018!
Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
Well, I'm convinced!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 23, 2018 10:14 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
I thought you were going to say we pissed on her grave.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:14 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Cackalacky at June 23, 2018 10:14 PM (6oyFs)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (+Tibp)
1880?
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:14 PM (+lOpA)
Rhinelander
Schells
Red, White & Blue
Buckhorn
All will make you pukin' drunk
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (3Pma+)
Micky's Big Mouth
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 23, 2018 10:15 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 23, 2018 10:15 PM (ynu4N)
Are you still alive? I thought you were dead.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:15 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:16 PM (X+DbD)
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:16 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:09 PM (86Sli)
Root beer mixes with absolutely nothing, but oxycontin.
Posted by: Hills at June 23, 2018 10:16 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 23, 2018 10:16 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (T71PA)
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Nah, his is not the spit it out type thing. Need to bring kegs and wait for an hour or two to let nature provide you with his grave fodder.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 23, 2018 10:16 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
Well, that makes it okay then.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:17 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:17 PM (86Sli)
My brilliance blinds you, you coarse and vulgar woman.
Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 10:17 PM (8O3HH)
It was Pliny the Elder, if you're keeping track.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:17 PM (Vb4BV)
Are you still alive? I thought you were dead.
Posted by: ALH
I swear my local paper carries his column. The other day he said that conservatism will be saved by, are you ready? William Weld. He wrote that.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2018 10:18 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:18 PM (X+DbD)
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:18 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 10:17 PM (8O3HH)
Are you sure you're not dead? I'm pretty sure I read your obit the other day.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:19 PM (XOAlA)
The sound system was b0rked, is the excuse given, but you'd think that they didn't have sound systems from, oh, 33 AD to 1833 AD. Somehow the Papists (and other Christian preachers) managed.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Yo hobo, fellow mackerel snapper here.
This would've been the Vigil Mass tonight, correct? I.e., a "Sunday" Mass. No homily = no bueno, liturgically speaking.
It is permissible for the priest to "skip" the homily for an ordinary weekday[/] Mass (although he is strongly encouraged to at least offer a few minutes reflection on the readings).
For Sunday and other Holy Days of Obligation, however, the homily is obligatory.
How large is your Church building? Perhaps Father didn't think he could project his voice sufficiently to be heard; however, in that case, wasn't the entire Liturgy also impossible to hear??
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 23, 2018 10:19 PM (QU+qf)
How could I have forgotten those green bottles just like Blatz Light Cream Ale
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:19 PM (3Pma+)
I'm certain the left will embrace him with open arms.
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:19 PM (+lOpA)
Birch Beer I will allow.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:13 PM (86Sli)
--Doesn't even come close to that nasty-ass spruce beer I tasted from Montreal.
Disgusting.
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:19 PM (e7oj4)
Now, lighter, crisper pilsners and lagers are showing up. But one night at an event, all they had were the hoppy craft beers, and one other: Rainier.
Rainier is a light, cheap beer, the original in Washington state. More popular by far than Olympia, another of the old labels.
So one night at a free park concert, a small beer garden run by a non-profit as a small fundraiser, was offering up beer, 2 craft beers and Rainier. If I drank one of those craft beers, I would have cleared out the crowd half an hour later. So I went with the Rainier, and good times!
Now I find talking with groups of twenty somethings about beer, is that Rainier is making a comeback locally. And what I also found interesting is that the youngins were somehow fascinated at my college stories that always, somehow, included Rainiers. Funny how a little conversation about cheap beer can lead to more.
Is there anything cheap beer cannot do?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (UsCnO)
Not really, I felt bad but it was pure instinct. I would never spit on anyone's grave. Except Obama... McCain.. Pelosi... Schumer..my ex...
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
so called because it is fucking near water...
Lucky in the 24 pack of bottles, with the picto puzzles on the inside of the bottle cap.
drank many of them, and flicked the cap off into oblvion sitting in the couch the frat rats had thoughtfully propped against the chimney on the roof of the DU house in Berzerkly, summer of '79.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (Mw954)
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I like Bill Weld. He was my running mate. He's nice.
BTW, who is George Will? And what's a column?
Pass the bong, man.
Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (8O3HH)
I'm certain the left will embrace him with open arms.
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:19 PM (+lOpA)
Or they will spit on his grave, like Jewells.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:14 PM (Vb4BV)
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Agree.
I read the third book first, then saw the movie (which is the first book) and thought they captured the weirdness while keeping it coherent.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (gUCYC)
Who knew George Will snorted cheap beer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (3Pma+)
BTW, who is George Will? And what's a column?
Pass the bong, man.
Dammit, I get even get my name right.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 10:21 PM (6FqZa)
When they cut him loose he fell to the headliner.
Posted by: Pabst Blue Ribbon at June 23, 2018 10:21 PM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
It's good to have a goal.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:21 PM (XOAlA)
MSNBC gives Will a platform for his to spew his anti-Trump BS, don't they?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 10:21 PM (8O3HH)
How could I have forgotten those green bottles just like Blatz Light Cream Ale
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:19 PM (3Pma+)
Does Mickey's even count as "beer"? It's more of a race to see if you can finish it before the last few inches warms up to the point where you can't even drink it drunk.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 10:22 PM (fZuhk)
The Philly Taco seems like a decent late-night snack.
I will admit I was hesitant to click the link, fearful that a Philly Taco was something akin to a Cleveland Steamer, Golden Shower, Upper-Decker, etc....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 10:22 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 10:22 PM (Mw954)
Posted by: Butch at June 23, 2018 10:22 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (XOAlA)
Jewells is awesome. I would never spit on her grave.
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:22 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:22 PM (dUJdY)
George Will actually used the word "dungarees".
I'm certain the left will embrace him with open arms.
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:19 PM (+lOpA)
The only pictures of a man wearing "dungarees", was a man when he was President riding a girl's bicycle.
I am really glad I am not observing George Will in any way. He used to be smart and an American. Now I have no idea.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:23 PM (UsCnO)
Vanilla Ice Cream.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:17 PM (86Sli)
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Used to love root beer floats. Discovered early on that the ice cream had to go in after the root beer was poured and defoamed. Otherwise, 2 oz. of root beer at a time and huge foam.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 23, 2018 10:23 PM (I16G8)
Yep, Will joined MSNBC and NBC as a "contributor" back in May.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 10:23 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 10:23 PM (Mw954)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:23 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:23 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:23 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Pabst Blue Ribbon at June 23, 2018 10:21 PM (Q3fP7)
I laughed out loud. Thanks.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 23, 2018 10:24 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 10:24 PM (6FqZa)
have you had the experience of the priest just... not doing a homily?
Because that's what we got tonight, the John Cage 4'33" sermon.
We had a VERY abbreviated 4pm Mass today.
Almost the entire congregation was working the festival that started at 5 so, no homily and a rush for everything else.
Father did lead us in Grace before he dismissed us so that us volunteers wouldn't miss it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2018 10:24 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:17 PM (86Sli)
--Yeah, seriously?
Root beer floats are awesome.
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:24 PM (e7oj4)
Rainier and Henry Wienhardts were our mainstay at CWU. One summer they had Rainier ice 12 pk bottles - $3.99. Basically Rainier malt liquor.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:25 PM (X+DbD)
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:25 PM (+lOpA)
Just as 151 rum & Mt. Dew?
Or ask me how I know, lol
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:25 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 23, 2018 10:11 PM (GNCPT)
Back in the day my older brother won a Hamms bedside table lamp. When the bulb heated it up, the shade began revolving. On the shade were some forested islands and a lake. It was a beautiful lamp and i could stare at it for hours.
Posted by: Bill R. at June 23, 2018 10:25 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (XOAlA)
Jewells is awesome. I would never spit on her grave.
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:22 PM (+lOpA)
Phrasing.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:25 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
An AoS commenter said it best, it's the Royals vs the People.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 10:27 PM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:27 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:27 PM (+lOpA)
Okay, spitting on a grave is sort of bad, I'll have to admit. But how about dancing on a grave? That's okay, right?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 10:27 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:27 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 23, 2018 10:27 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 10:27 PM (8O3HH)
Don't forget the red dress.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 23, 2018 10:28 PM (T71PA)
Heh, that reminds of the Northern Exposure episode where the old lady buys herself a burial plot, and then goes and dances on it, saying she wanted to dance on her own grave.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 10:28 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)
cheap beer AKA "canoe sex beer"
so called because it is fucking near water...
Lucky in the 24 pack of bottles, with the picto puzzles on the inside of the bottle cap.
drank
many of them, and flicked the cap off into oblvion sitting in the couch
the frat rats had thoughtfully propped against the chimney on the roof
of the DU house in Berzerkly, summer of '79.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (Mw954)
Ahh, yes, the Lucky stubbies. The shortest bottle in the cooler, you immediately knew which were the Lucky Lagers. Mixed in with the Rainiers, the Olympias, the Heidelbergs.
What ever happened? Oh yeah, life happened.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:29 PM (UsCnO)
February 1, 1960 ... a lunch counter at Woolworth's in Greensboro, North Carolina
June 22, 2018 ... a Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Virginia
Both cases, discrimination by White Democrats.
Posted by: undocumented illegal Martin Luther King Jr at June 23, 2018 10:29 PM (e8kgV)
Nope. Never. No such luck. And I'm a clock watcher. We were treated to a couple of baptisms after the sermon tonight. So it went long. I didn't mind because I liked seeing the cute babies.
Some Catholic churches are quite a bit larger than some Protestant churches, so I guess no sound system would require the priest to yell.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 10:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 23, 2018 10:29 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:29 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:29 PM (+lOpA)
A cool pic
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 10:29 PM (Tcxb+)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 10:27 PM (Q3fP7)
It is an excellent explanation. Perhaps the best explanation.
But there is one other, involving rice bowls.
When a doer is in charge, and busy accomplishing things, the market value of philosophers and pontificaters and other talkers falls to almost nothing. And they don't like that.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:30 PM (Vb4BV)
I'd sell 850 ml of life-saving plasma to the local blood bank for $20 and get smashed then swing by Taco Bell for a couple of 39 cent bean burritos.
It was a nice night on the town to live it up and take a break from Ramen noodles and tap water.
The good old days....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 10:31 PM (UOcKN)
In 2018.
Go Trump!
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:29 PM (e7oj4)
1918 in 2018! You go Saudi Arabia. Only 100 years behind the rest of the world!
But it's something.
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:31 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:31 PM (X+DbD)
Well, I can at least agree with that. You can't drink that swill any more once you've had superior beers. On the chess thread someone mentioned Arrogant Bastard. Budweiser, Miller, etc. deserve to die. Stone, Founders, Harp, etc. all deserve to thrive. And the big companies are losing out to craft breweries.
If only it were as easy to kill off Disney, fb or Amazon.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2018 10:32 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)
.....
Nashville. Uber-lib Megan Berry.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 10:32 PM (UOcKN)
Here it is, with some side by side clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prr7KBF4c2M
She didn't buy the plot, it was the kid. He got her a grave for her birthday, and she decided she should dance on it, the opportunity of a lifetime.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 10:32 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:32 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 23, 2018 10:32 PM (xzqr4)
I now really don't care for beer (too filling), but occasionally enjoy a nice ale or bitter beer (Old Red Hen).
Ginger beer is really good, IF you have a good dark rum to blend it with, along with a fresh lime wedge, AND the Bermuda coast in view on a Dark And Stormy night!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 23, 2018 10:32 PM (QU+qf)
MisHum Loves Us.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:32 PM (XOAlA)
You didn't even look at the "Bad" video, did you?
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:33 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:33 PM (X+DbD)
'Cause that's just GOTTA happen.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 10:33 PM (QzJWU)
MisHum Loves Us.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:32 PM (XOAlA)
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MisHum's love is conditional.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2018 10:33 PM (gUCYC)
I drank generic beer from the discount aisle at the Shattuck Ave. Safeway.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:34 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: jmel at June 23, 2018 10:34 PM (OeWgo)
Also, f**k you, Sean Penn. Go back to your capitalist supplied mansion, and shut up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: jmel at June 23, 2018 10:34 PM (OeWgo)
Not possible to be.
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2018 10:35 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Luxury!
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2018 10:35 PM (+Tibp)
I drank generic beer from the discount aisle at the Shattuck Ave. Safeway.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:34 PM (wYseH)
Uh, would that be Shattuck Ave, Berkeley? Where the edifice of Chez Panisse still stands? And that is your proletarian story?
Still, it would go a long way toward explaining your taste in French Toast toppings.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:36 PM (Vb4BV)
Best cheap beer? In the PNW we had generic brand beer - white can and just said beer on it. Rainier's left overs.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:16 PM (X+DbD)
Oh heck yes! This thread is like a beer memory adventure.
However, the white can with generic black letters saying "BEER" is long gone.
However, there is a winery in the Yakima valley that sells "RED WINE" and "WHITE WINE".
Must be their kids.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:36 PM (UsCnO)
Were you aware of the life-changing powers ascribed to CBD Oil throughout today's threads?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2018 10:37 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:34 PM (wYseH)
Does generic beer come in white cans with black type?
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:37 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2018 10:37 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 23, 2018 10:37 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2018 10:37 PM (IqV8l)
I also sometimes store some glass mugs in the freezer so they're frosty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Speaking of cheap beer (of a sort), I was in broke mode once and bought some supermarket-brand root beer. Like drinking carbonated licorice, vile stuff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2018 10:39 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:36 PM (Vb4BV)
It was awful...I was too poor to afford arugula for my pizza!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:39 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 23, 2018 10:39 PM (UFLLM)
Yes.
I also sometimes store some glass mugs in the freezer so they're frosty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
That makes you the best person of all.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:39 PM (Vb4BV)
I also sometimes store some glass mugs in the freezer so they're frosty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
That sounds delicious.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:39 PM (XOAlA)
In 2018.
Go Trump!
Posted by: logprof at June
yeah, what could go wrong.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:39 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 23, 2018 10:37 PM (hMwEB)
What browser/OS are you using?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2018 10:37 PM (gUCYC)
I was indeed. You people are fvcking lunatics!
I was also followed on Twitter by some company selling the stuff.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (Tcxb+)
Posted by: jmel
He's not in beast mode, he's in business as usual mode.
Woe unto those poor Dems if they put him into beast mode.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (Q3fP7)
Speaking of beer, I remember in the 60's and 70's, the number one
selling beer in America was Schlitz. Schlitz! These days you couldn't
give it away to Mexicans dying of thirst in the Arizona desert. Maybe
they could relabel it as an IPA, rename it Corpulent Dyke and it would
take off again.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:23 PM (9BLnV)
So... you are in Marketing?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:39 PM (wYseH)
If I could stop laughing at this, I'm sure I would find a new way to harass you.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:34 PM (wYseH)
Explains the French Toast thingy....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (wYseH)
Please tell me you told them what the initials stand for.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:41 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2018 10:41 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 23, 2018 10:39 PM (UFLLM)
What... like adobo tacos? Is that a thing?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 10:41 PM (fZuhk)
Do you hold him down or do you knock him out?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 23, 2018 10:41 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:37 PM (XOAlA)
Yup!
It actually wasn't bad. There was a Budweiser Brewery in Fairfield, about 30 miles away. We always assumed that it was over-production from there....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (wYseH)
It was the first beer I stole from my dad's fridge in the garage. It had one of those peel-tab tops in those days, but it still tastes the same. It's good ice cold when grilling out in the summer.
I sure as hell wouldn't want to pound a half-dozen Vanilla Cardamom Russian Imperal Triple IPAs while cooking burgers.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (IqV8l)
Of course IT is
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2018 10:41 PM (gUCYC)
I tried Blue Moon once. Not bad.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (fZuhk)
silk on a kindle fire
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (hMwEB)
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Friends have organized a special prayer service of the Rosary for Katie to be held at 2:00 PM on Sunday at St. Phillip's Church located at 142 Church Street in Charleston.
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Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:37 PM (XOAlA)
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It was as of 2 years ago on a trip from L.A. to Seoul via Korean Airways. Just those 4 letters on the entire can. It was only good if you counted the price (included).
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)
My first car was a 1984 Pontiac J-car. I think they came from the plant like that.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 10:43 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:17 PM (86Sli)
--Yeah, seriously?
Root beer floats are awesome.
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:24 PM
Cream soda floats. Yummy.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 10:44 PM (2NqXo)
any news on the person that hit them? I know he died, but any other interesting facts we might want to know?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:44 PM (dUJdY)
TIA
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (XOAlA)
Mr. Dildo believes that the use of maple syrup on French Toast is an abomination. You can see this at the end of any of the recent Sunday food threads, for which he is the proprietor.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:45 PM (Vb4BV)
CharlieBrown'sDildo Oil is taken straight from the castor of the Dildo and only the Extracts from the first Press are used.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:45 PM (86Sli)
Wish I still had it.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 10:45 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: hogmartin at June
heh.
being in colorado is like living in the davis monthan boneyard. old cars, rust free everywhere.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (hMwEB)
I think you can get Brave on the Kindle app store. It's what I use on iOS for sites with bad Javascript; speeds up loading pretty convincingly.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 10:46 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: TickledPink at June 23, 2018 10:46 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 23, 2018 10:46 PM (UFLLM)
Lesbian Candidate For NY Governor, Cynthia Nixon Reveals Her Oldest Child Is Transgender
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I wonder who molested her child.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (Tcxb+)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (hMwEB)
Old SPECKLED Hen. That's the name of the Bitter beer I drink maybe 3 times a year!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (UOcKN)
My brother is COO for Iron Horse Brewery in Ellensburg. More than once they wanted to run a generic seasonal as nod to the cheap beer gods. It is still a possibility, would be a marketing coup.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (X+DbD)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:20 PM (UsCnO)
Rainier and Henry Wienhardts were our mainstay at CWU. One summer
they had Rainier ice 12 pk bottles - $3.99. Basically Rainier malt
liquor.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:25 PM (X+DbD)
Yep. Henry Weinhards? Dude, that was the high priced spread when it came out! For me, a Henry's was my first beer that had some body, some depth, and still tasted good. Still in stores today everywhere in the area. Never could down one of those Rainier Ice things, reminded me of Rainier Ale - the original - in a green bottle. It was horrendous ale, not unlike Mickey's big mouth ale. Only worse, and a higher alcohol content.
Small world! My youngest brother was a Wildcat. And Ellensburg is growing like crazy these days. Was just there two weeks ago. Good luck on trying to find a house for sale if you want to move back.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 23, 2018 10:46 PM (UFLLM)
OK well now I know what you were hinting at, but also I'm more intrigued by adobo tacos. That sounds really good.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)
Just spent four hours driving my Buick Enclave, at a comfortable 75-80mph on the Merritt and 15 into CT and back.
So blow your snobby Montana car aesthetic out your ass. Or is it Iowa?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:48 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:48 PM (86Sli)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:39 PM
We were so poor we had to instruct the servants to use 18-karat-gold leaf on our desserts instead of 24 karat.
Posted by: Cindy McCain at June 23, 2018 10:48 PM (2NqXo)
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Pour some reconstituted lime juice in them.
Viola! Lime and lager!
Total game changer to the taste.
Alternatives: tomato juice, and/or a few green olives.
Posted by: lawnmower brat beers at June 23, 2018 10:48 PM (+Jc4m)
Are you still alive? I thought you were dead.
Posted by: ALH
I snort laughed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:45 PM (Vb4BV)
--CBD's Jewy hatred of us gentiles is showing through.
Speaking of, on the last Gordon Ramsey show ep, there was a dish of Bananas Foster on French Toast that looked . . . delectable.
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:49 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 23, 2018 10:49 PM (r4KP2)
Adobo tacos are indeed a thing, and delicious especially with fresh slaw and a neutral hot sauce on top!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 23, 2018 10:49 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:49 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 10:50 PM (Tcxb+)
So blow your snobby Montana car aesthetic out your ass.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June
have been giving the enclave and the lucerne more props. have encountered more and more people I know and like driving the enclaves lately. have never driven one though.
very much a fan of buick just wish they would include a land yacht somewhere in their line up. something like an 80s le sabre or park avenue.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:50 PM (MTjB1)
Those were the best! A friend and I spent many a night drinking them on the railroad tracks. (CalTrain. Where those Paly kids offed themselves serially many years later) Now that I think about it, not sure why we always went there... Oh well.
Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2018 10:50 PM (y+Ufa)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 23, 2018 10:50 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:44 PM (dUJdY)
Not a whole lot, but she was identified:
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Helen White, 69, of Ravenel, died on scene in the motor vehicle collision on Savannah Highway, according to Chief Deputy Coroner Bobbi Jo O'Neal.
The Charleston County Sheriffs Department is investigating. The cause of death is pending autopsy.
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Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 23, 2018 10:51 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Splunge
Don't worry, he'll pretend to be for controlling spending.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 10:52 PM (+lVUW)
.....
Wild Heaven Brewing in Georgia puts out a beer called Emergency Drinking Beer that is a German pils that tastes basically like a Miller High Life.
Pretty humorous packaging, like the old yellow and black generic food labels.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 10:52 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (UsCnO)
Oh hell no, crash at my parents or bro's house. Housing shortage and now the libs have moved into city council. Complete cluster fuck, not the town I grew up in.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:52 PM (X+DbD)
Old SPECKLED Hen. That's the name of the Bitter beer I drink maybe 3 times a year!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged
The first time I ever drank that, it was in a pub in the UK. It was delicious.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 10:52 PM (Tcxb+)
Is there nothing they won't gender bend anymore?
Posted by: TickledPink at June 23, 2018 10:52 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:49 PM (e7oj4)
I hardly ever eat sugar at all these days...but if and when I go visit New Orleans again, I will not turn down dessert at any meal. They really know what they are doing. I have a vague memory of an extraordinary Bananas Foster flitting by in my last food blur there.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:53 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:54 PM (MTjB1)
I can fit seven people in my Enclave, and often did when ferrying the brats around.
I replaced the struts and shocks with aftermarket ones and picked up about 5mph on the highway. Which, in retrospect, was a bad idea.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 10:54 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: undocumented illegal Martin Luther King Jr at June 23, 2018 10:29 PM (e8kgV)
the pettiness and vile behavior of the red hen woman, not any "moral convictions", as claimed is epitomized in how SHS was treated: sarah made a reservation and could have been told prior to arrival she would not be served. instead, they sit her party of 8, waiter takes orders and THEN her highness queen hen goes to table and evicts her. maximum embarrassment, walk of shame, and, i would bet, that she had someone video it, but the shit storm after the server posted on FB forced her to dial it back. all of this was to get a stormy daniels level of praise from her fellow progressive travelers.
if the hen person really had moral convictions, she would have been like the cake bakers, who told the gay folks privately they could not bake their cake. if the bakers had behaved as the hen person, they would have accepted the order (as she did by taking the reservation and then seating the SHS party), but on the wedding day show up and say, "sorry, moral convictions: no cake" and, then, posted photos on social media of their cake order, which they cancelled. there was nothing moral about it. it was preening and virtue signaling by a very small, childish and immature woman.
Posted by: Ever at June 23, 2018 10:54 PM (QPeHQ)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 10:54 PM (t78V7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2018 10:54 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:01 PM (dUJdY)
I have done bodywork almost that bad. Hey! It got a beater back on the road, and providing its owner with transportation. The basics are there.
And one less asshole rapper. Life is good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 10:55 PM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:36 PM (UsCnO)
My brother is COO for Iron Horse Brewery in Ellensburg. More than
once they wanted to run a generic seasonal as nod to the cheap beer
gods. It is still a possibility, would be a marketing coup.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (X+DbD)
Iron Horse? The wedding I attended served Iron Horse on tap, it was a lighter brew, a blonde. Five stars out of Five! Pure smooth beer, no fruity or other goofy flavor to mess it up.
Sadly, I had to cut myself off. It was going down like cold water in the desert, but I had to drive later.
Pyramid brewery out of Portland now brews a brand called "Sessions". It comes in a Lucky Lager-style stubby bottle and reminds me and a couple of others with gray hair agreed. But it sure isn't a cheap beer price. I see it all over in Western Wash grocery stores these days.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:55 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 10:52 PM (Tcxb+)
"Old Speckled Hen" is pretty good. The completely unrelated "Old Chub" Scotch ale is good, too.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 23, 2018 10:55 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:53 PM (MTjB1)
It's not about forgiveness, surely. The existence of the Cimmaron does not make the STS less awesome. And the current Challenger is not made one whit less fun to drive by the abominations that bore its name a few decades ago.
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:55 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 23, 2018 10:56 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2018 10:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 23, 2018 10:57 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Red Hen/Lexington VA at June 23, 2018 10:05 PM (QDnY+)
Restaurants are really prone to kitchen fires. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 10:57 PM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: Stephanie Wilkinson at June 23, 2018 10:57 PM (wbRN9)
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:53 PM (Vb4BV)
--Good gravy, I'd be happy to die earlier if it meant nuthin' but NO food, especially Bananas Foster and spicy jambalaya.
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:58 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:58 PM (MTjB1)
509 or Light Rail. Their seasonal right now is Send It, pretty nice light ale. But the go to is Irish Death, no a brown or porter. It's smooth, but the 7.2% sneaks up on you. That's right pyramid did Sessions not Rogue.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:59 PM (X+DbD)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 10:59 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 10:59 PM (GEVul)
Do you hold him down or do you knock him out?
Posted by: votermom
Expressed from the anal glands. Put a plate of salted french toast down in front of him, he'll put up with it.
Posted by: lawnmower brat beers at June 23, 2018 11:00 PM (+Jc4m)
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:55 PM (Vb4BV)
Speaking of abysmal J-cars... what a shitshow that thing was. At least mine had a Sunbird badge on the back, so there was no confusion about what it was pretending to be.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 11:00 PM (fZuhk)
I replaced the struts and shocks with aftermarket ones and picked up about 5mph on the highway. Which, in retrospect, was a bad idea.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June
heh. if it is out of warranty you should put a new air filter on and flash the thing. lots of potential in modern autos the manufacturers leave untapped.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 10:59 PM (6FqZa)
She's publishing another another Darkover book? That's some fucked up shit.
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 23, 2018 11:03 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:55 PM (Vb4BV)
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I was a Service Writer then a Service Dispatcher at a Caddy dealer in the early 80s, 82-85. Just about everything put out by Detroit was a POS back then, but a special place is reserved in Hell for the Cadillac Cimmaron.
We had 10 in our service loaner fleet, and one was in the shop for something just to keep them on the road almost every damn day.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 23, 2018 11:03 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: colfax mingo
He also humiliated Bill Maher on one of those Sunday Morning News shows. That was awesome but yea, George is an acceptable conservative for DC. A gimp suit wearing cuck.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 11:03 PM (Tcxb+)
Posted by: Splunge at June
have started peeking at cadillac here and there. their problem is that they are going to have to apologize for the taking the government lucre.
would like it if they thought about using a curve here and there and went to awd on their fastest models.
would like to have a big shiny caddy badge.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2018 11:05 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)
You've met me...do I look the "flashy" type?
My idea of a great car is one that doesn't look fast, but is!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 11:05 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
++++
It's ok if it's Corona. Helps cut the taste of the urine.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 23, 2018 11:06 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:31 PM (X+DbD)
That's good beer, too. I had some in Portland back in April. Bought a 24 pack to take home with me, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:07 PM (a2xQ5)
My idea of a great car is one that doesn't look fast, but is!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June
lol. I am out of practice. can't tell if that is sarc or not? you know flashing is the way they chip cars now?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 11:08 PM (GEVul)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 11:08 PM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: Restoring the Media Balance of Terror at June 23, 2018 11:08 PM (WPxnj)
Posted by: Ron Perlman at June 23, 2018 11:09 PM (UOcKN)
Rogue Brewery out of OR has stubbies brand called Seesions.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:31 PM (X+DbD)
Oh, Rogue, not Pyramid, got it. Both Oregon mainstay brewers these days.
But the bottles are like little Lucky ghosts.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 11:09 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:08 PM (+lVUW)
I have tasted Red White and Blue many times. Okay, I drank it, while trying not to taste it. My tasting note is something like "at least it was cheap."
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 11:09 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (IqV8l)
Half male, half turkey baster?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:10 PM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:10 PM (R+Cqa)
My idea of a great car is one that doesn't look fast, but is!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 11:05 PM (wYseH)
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I think this is exactly what he is referring to. "Flash" is a wipeout and reinstall of the software in your cars ECM, erasing some if not all of the built in factory limitations.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 23, 2018 11:10 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Don't know what the hell you said.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 11:11 PM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: Ron Perlman at June 23, 2018 11:09 PM (UOcKN)
There's Rudolf Hess pizza?
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 23, 2018 11:11 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 11:11 PM (Tcxb+)
This show, 'The Good Witch', has a really annoying character even my mother hates, who also is Mayor of the small town where the series is set. I noticed in passing a name I recognized, an actress on a show I watched in the 90s, 'Forever Knight'. I could recall thinking she appeared to be somebody who struggled with her weight but she looked good back then. Well, it turns out the obnoxious Mayor is Catherine Disher and she apparently gave up the weight struggle completely. She must be a good hundred pounds heavier than she was when FK ended.
She's no spring chicken anymore at 58. But still, to let it get that bad, it forces me to acknowledge just how much time has passed.
Posted by: epobirs at June 23, 2018 11:12 PM (AJKgl)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 23, 2018 11:12 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:12 PM (R+Cqa)
I've got a bad case of vulvodynia.
It's you coarse and vulgar people wearing your dungarees. You make me sick.
Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 11:13 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:12 PM (R+Cqa)
Way too overcast here, but I certainly do appreciate the reminders, keep 'em coming.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 11:14 PM (fZuhk)
My Polish buddy from Eden, NY used to bring cases go Genny Light and Genny Cream Ales back down south with him after he visited family up there.
Posted by: Ron Perlman at June 23, 2018 11:14 PM (UOcKN)
Yep. Henry Weinhards? Dude, that was the high priced spread when it came out! For me, a Henry's was my first beer that had some body, some depth, and still tasted good. Still in stores today everywhere in the area. Never could down one of those Rainier Ice things, reminded me of Rainier Ale - the original - in a green bottle. It was horrendous ale, not unlike Mickey's big mouth ale. Only worse, and a higher alcohol content.
Small world! My youngest brother was a Wildcat. And Ellensburg is growing like crazy these days. Was just there two weeks ago. Good luck on trying to find a house for sale if you want to move back.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (UsCnO)
Henry Weinhardt's Private Stock is a very good slightly more expensive than cheap, beer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:15 PM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 23, 2018 11:15 PM (r4KP2)
In a frosty frozen glass, of course.
A room temperature glass? Who the hell you think I am, George Will?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 11:15 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Splunge
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Worst beer I've ever had, Narragansett. It's the only beer my friends and I have ever simply left behind on a picnic table at a state park. We used some of it to put out the campfire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:16 PM (R+Cqa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 10:04 PM (6FqZa)
Never. But we have a young priest who gives short, sharp homilies. On Friday it was about social media being a cesspool and that Christians ought to think twice about hooking up to a sewer pipe. It was like he looked into my soul!
But no homily at all? Nope.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 23, 2018 11:16 PM (/+bwe)
It's you coarse and vulgar people wearing your dungarees. You make me sick.
Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 11:13 PM
Well, well, well. Here comes Mr. Salad Fork. You city slicker, with your shooooes.
Posted by: Simpsons tommaco episode at June 23, 2018 11:16 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Braenyard at June
you can reprogram your car to change the engine management software by replacing the chip or simply changing the software. you would do this to make it faster.
you don't want to do it when under warranty because it will void your warranty.
oddly the guys at the audi dealership were always suggesting we should do so.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (IqV8l)
Of course IT is
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Hope she's saving up for his/her psychiatric care. Liberals like Cynthia are going to completely screw up their kids. We're going to see lots of suicides. These poor kids aren't going to have any idea what they are or where they fit in the world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:17 PM (+lVUW)
Please, only vulgar people drink beer.
Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
What's the deal with back rub hugs? The bereaved husband got a bunch of them. I even got a couple of them.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 23, 2018 11:17 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 11:13 PM (8O3HH)
My dad used to work with a guy who was a materials engineer with Vulvodyne in the '60s. Worked in the Houston office. They even got him a part as an extra on Apollo 13, sort of a hat tip. Really amazing work those guys did - just slide rules and graph paper!
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 11:17 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Ron Perlman at June 23, 2018 11:09 PM (UOcKN)
There's Rudolf Hess pizza?
PRO TIP: Don't order the Mengele Cheese Poppers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 11:18 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:16 PM
Worst beach I've ever been to, Narragansett. Or as we call it, Gnat-a-Rat-sett.
Posted by: Simpsons tommaco episode at June 23, 2018 11:18 PM (2NqXo)
Ah, Herr 31G-350125. Ian Curtis wrote 'Warsaw' about him.
The man was nuts. Should have been committed, not sentenced.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 11:19 PM (6FqZa)
The old mans beer frig in the basement was stocked full of that in returnable bottles
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 11:19 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 11:19 PM (8O3HH)
After market heaven.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 11:19 PM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: logprof at June 23, 2018 10:24 PM
Cream soda floats. Yummy.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
A purple cow is my favorite, also 7 Up in a blender with orange or lime sherbet.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Don't know what the hell you said.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 11:11 PM (Q3fP7)
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The Electronic Control Module (ECM) controls everything about your car. Some times called PCM or brain box. The inputs you give your car, anymore right down to gas, braking and steering, go through the ECM and it makes the actions called for by the driver, within software limitations installed by the factory.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 23, 2018 11:20 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
This.
*chugs down another bottle of Vodka*
*hic*
Posted by: DistHillary at June 23, 2018 11:20 PM (/pt8Q)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 11:20 PM (t78V7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (IqV8l)
I'll be he/she/xhe received plenty of motherly encouragement to "find your own gender identity," condemning the mixed up kid to a lifetime of being a clownish freak for the sake of cutting edge trendiness.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 11:21 PM (lSrgA)
After market heaven.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 11:19 PM (Q3fP7)
You really never know what the curves are going to look like though, until you've done a run on publius' vulvodynamometer.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 11:21 PM (fZuhk)
One time I got fancy and had a Heineken, but it wasn't as good as the premium American beers that I enjoyed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 11:22 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:58 PM (MTjB1)
Coming soon, the all new for 2020 Buick Cetacean. It's as big as a whale!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:22 PM (a2xQ5)
called Duquesne Beer. "Dukane" Beer was cheap.. . . Cheap. Really cheap.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Grampa Tonypete never learned to pronounce it properly.
Due-kes-knee it was forever known in his house.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2018 11:22 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:16 PM
Worst beach I've ever been to, Narragansett. Or as we call it, Gnat-a-Rat-sett.
Posted by: Simpsons
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Since you mention it, Old Orchard Beach, ME. But that's just me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:22 PM (/lkI0)
When I drink beer, I drink cheap crap and I like it a lot. I drink Corona or Blue Moon or whatever the old local one-syllable German name brewery makes.
Nor am I a whiskey fan. Highland single-malt scotch tastes like an industrial accident. Irish isn't so bad. I drink cocktails made with well liquor and they taste just fine.
What's funny is that I AM a huge wine snob. Well, not a snob, because right now we're in a golden age of good wine when even the cheap crap is pretty damned good, but the good stuff is like the ambrosia the Gods used to drink. I had a cotes de Roussillion a couple of years ago that made me just sit for about two minutes, unwilling to swallow because it would make the flavor go away.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 23, 2018 11:22 PM (8c54+)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 23, 2018 11:23 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:23 PM (/lkI0)
Yep. Henry Weinhards? Dude, that was the high priced spread when it
came out! For me, a Henry's was my first beer that had some body, some
depth, and still tasted good. Still in stores today everywhere in the
area. Never could down one of those Rainier Ice things, reminded me of
Rainier Ale - the original - in a green bottle. It was horrendous ale,
not unlike Mickey's big mouth ale. Only worse, and a higher alcohol
content.
Small world! My youngest brother was a Wildcat. And Ellensburg is
growing like crazy these days. Was just there two weeks ago. Good luck
on trying to find a house for sale if you want to move back.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (UsCnO)
Henry Weinhardt's Private Stock is a very good slightly more expensive than cheap, beer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:15 PM (a2xQ5)
When Henry's came out in the late 1970's, it took on a bit of a cult-like, or underground-like feeling about it. The bottles are the same as now, except they numbered their bottlings. At the top of the bottle where there is now a tiny label with a design, that design used to be a number. The earliest number I recall was in the 20's, IIRC. Last number I remember was 150. The race was to be the first with the new number. Then, it was "do you still have any of those old bottles with the low numbers?"
That was years ago, now they just have that little design. More useless information from me. You're welcome. And cheers.
*holds up a full frosty glass to the screen, toasting 'Rons and 'Ettes*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 11:23 PM (UsCnO)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5878649
KG and Don Jr kissing in public and posting fishing pics. Or something.
And the Daily Mail also had a pic of Cynthia Nixon's kid. I couldn't tell if it was a boy trying to be a girl, or a girl trying to be boy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 11:24 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Did she leave any of her trashy boyfriends alone with Chastity. Cher had the brain of a turnip. Still does.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:07 PM (MTjB1)
I do now!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 11:24 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 23, 2018 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 23, 2018 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: colfax mingo
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Which reminds me of another, Oshkosh beer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:26 PM (/lkI0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
I will admit to drinking IC Light when I'm visiting the family up in WPa. Its not bad. More drinkable than its older brother, Iron City.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 11:26 PM (Tcxb+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:58 PM (MTjB1)
Those early 70s Electra 225s were OK.
Had an 83 LeSabre and loved it.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 11:26 PM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: Ron Perlman at June 23, 2018 11:09 PM (UOcKN)
You're stupid D-list actor, too. The Red Baron was a German ace in the First World War, and Nazis had yet to appear on the scene at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:26 PM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 23, 2018 11:26 PM (EhZNT)
My Polish buddy from Eden, NY used to bring cases go Genny Light and Genny Cream Ales back down south with him after he visited family up there.
I grew up in Upstate New York and drank many a Genny Cream Ale. Utica Club was also a cheap beer that I unfortunately had to drink in a pinch. But, there was plenty of snowbanks to put a sixpack in, so at least it was cold.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 23, 2018 11:27 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Ron Perlman at June 23, 2018 11:09 PM (UOcKN)
You're stupid D-list actor, too. The Red Baron was a German ace in the First World War, and Nazis had yet to appear on the scene at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:26 PM (a2xQ5)
Thank you Ben Roethlesberger.
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2018 11:27 PM (cAnNx)
My late husband drank Ranier Ale until he finally quit drinking. I was so happy when I realized I no longer knew the price of the stuff. My cheap beer days were all in Turlock CA, where it was hot enough to sweat out any alcohol quickly.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 23, 2018 11:27 PM (Lqy/e)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010598237328330754
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010598319104626688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010598410620108800
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010598499698855936
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010598589356302337
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010598674509033474
Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2018 11:27 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June
what he said.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:27 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 23, 2018 11:27 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:26 PM (a2xQ5)
Which is where we get the term, "fremdschämen".
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 11:27 PM (fZuhk)
Goode eeveningg. Thanks for the post, mein host. Those be some beeg poosycats lolling above.
Milady and I gots two episodes of Jessica Jones season 2 left to watch, and it looks like we might be about to do that now instead of me hanging around here. See you maybe in a couple hours? Depending on how much Jessica inspires me to imbibe to excess. For a mopey goth Wednesday Addams wannabe, she's kind of an 'ette.
Posted by: mindful webworker - sets flaming bag on the front porch at June 23, 2018 11:28 PM (jMD9L)
I'm feeling very Misanthhropic this evening, if the fittest survive and those that don't, well I'm not feeling bad about it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 11:28 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:26 PM (a2xQ5)
....
Then why does he wear the Iron Cross, a historic Nazi symbol?
Posted by: Ron Perlman at June 23, 2018 11:28 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: EZRA KLEIN at June 23, 2018 11:28 PM (6FqZa)
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Hey man, she's my own
Posted by: Gregg Allman at June 23, 2018 11:29 PM (R+Cqa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)
Mommy!
That movie is only good if you are hammered. Made the mistake of watching it sober once.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 23, 2018 11:30 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 23, 2018 11:27 PM (nBr1j)
He's one of the idiots that thought the ICE agent had an Iron Cross tattoo on his arm.
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2018 11:31 PM (cAnNx)
I have some fond memories of Ballantine XXX Ale. Don't know if the latest iteration is as good.
Posted by: JTB at June 23, 2018 11:31 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 11:24 PM (8O3HH)
Shouldn't she be picking grapes?
Posted by: Linda Stasi at June 23, 2018 11:31 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Ron Perlman
I may be wrong but it seems that most of the celebrities who are shooting off their big yaps on social media are has beens who don't seem to get much work anymore. Does Peter Fonda still act?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
I still remember the iconic album cover: https://tinyurl.com/y6wn4zgg
Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2018 11:32 PM (BiLU+)
That movie is only good if you are hammered. Made the mistake of watching it sober once.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June
lol. watched it sober, in class in hs. hated that movie.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:33 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Oops, brain fade, it's Chief Oshkosh beer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:33 PM (R+Cqa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
......
Does acting like a dick count?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 11:33 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 11:34 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 11:34 PM (lSrgA)
Lesbian Candidate For NY Governor, Cynthia Nixon Reveals Her Oldest Child Is Transgender
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2018 10:40 PM (IqV8l)
Half male, half turkey baster?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:10 PM (a2xQ5)
I thought turkey basters only were available in male.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 11:34 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2018 11:34 PM (/qEW2)
I tried singing that to a girl to win her heart back, 'way back when the original was new. It didn't work. Maybe if I'd been blackish, unbuttoned my shirt, and had a disco beat? And bikini-top wearing backup dancers?
Posted by: mindful webworker - waiting for Milady to finish making the sammiches at June 23, 2018 11:34 PM (jMD9L)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 11:34 PM (GEVul)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 11:34 PM (t78V7)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 23, 2018 11:35 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2018 11:27 PM (cAnNx)
Speaking of football, watched the last half of the Calgary/Toronto game at the bar. 41-7 Calgary. It was a blowout. Toronto got one TD in the fourth quarter, or it would have been 41-1. They tried for a 2-point convert after their TD, and muffed that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:35 PM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
As in, "like a big stupid jerk"?
The answer is, yes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 11:35 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 11:34 PM (2CQCl)
Never understood that. To me, it wasn't good then wasn't good when I gave up drinking
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 11:35 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 11:35 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 11:35 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 11:35 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: TickledPink at June 23, 2018 11:35 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 11:35 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
It was a family feud, sort of. Czar Nickolas II was a cousin of the Kaiser, I think. It was weird.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 11:36 PM (Tcxb+)
I don't really have a beef with cheap beer. But it's not good, not by any stretch of the imagination.
Craft beer can be pretentious. But there are some tasty brews out there.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical at June 23, 2018 11:37 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 11:37 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 23, 2018 11:37 PM (3Pma+)
Red Baron Pizza and Goebbels beer. If there's a Himmler Ice Cream we could have a trifecta of Nazi meal courses.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 11:37 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Oops, brain fade, it's Chief Oshkosh beer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:33 PM
Oshkosh by Gosh beer. Overalls it's the best.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 11:37 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 11:34 PM (lSrgA)
Turkey was an enemy, but Italy was an ally. Germany still sucked though.
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 23, 2018 11:37 PM (sXefu)
Had some great local/OR craft brews in restaurants on the trip, and spent half of one of our 2 days in Portlandia at nice brewery pubs downtown (forget the names - walked past Deschuette's but didn't stop there).
Posted by: Red Hen/Lexington VA at June 23, 2018 11:37 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
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You are mostly correct, but Peter Fonda does have a new movie out this weekend. Hence his virtue signalling "look at me, damnit!" bullshit.
Act accordingly.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 23, 2018 11:38 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 11:34 PM (lSrgA)
Fixed it for you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:38 PM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 11:38 PM (t78V7)
Nice to know I'm not the only one here with connections to Ellensburg. I live in Dog Town and love this place. A MO ME sometimes perhaps?
Posted by: Winston at June 23, 2018 11:39 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 11:39 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 11:39 PM (Tcxb+)
Posted by: Sergeant Cedric Popkin at June 23, 2018 11:39 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 23, 2018 11:40 PM (Lqy/e)
Which would be perfect, obviously.
Posted by: Red Hen/Lexington VA at June 23, 2018 11:40 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:38 PM (a2xQ5)
That's right. I bow to your superior WWI-fu.
He was flying for the RAF though.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 11:41 PM (lSrgA)
Which would be perfect, obviously.
Posted by: Red Hen/Lexington VA at June 23, 2018 11:40 PM (QDnY+)
Yup
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2018 11:41 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:41 PM (MTjB1)
Of course, we had Dixie and Jax.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:42 PM (JEV/2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 11:42 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 11:43 PM (GEVul)
Of course, we had Dixie and Jax.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June'
like smuggling coors east?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)
He was flying for the RAF though.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 11:41 PM (lSrgA)
Uh, hello?
Posted by: Sergeant Cedric Popkin at June 23, 2018 11:43 PM (sXefu)
And I believe Churchill's famous quote when told Italy had declared war on the UK in WWII was actually true - "it's only fair, we had them last time".
Which was, arguably, the greatest comment in human history, taking everything into account.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 11:43 PM (QDnY+)
Ellensburg. More than once they wanted to run a generic seasonal as nod
to the cheap beer gods. It is still a possibility, would be a marketing
coup.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2018 10:47 PM (X+DbD)
Iron Horse Winter Bock? Just like Lucky used to make?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 11:43 PM (2K6fY)
If you look around you can find a photo from the days when Chastity Bono and Jennifer Anniston were in high school together. The two notable details are Aniston's original nose and that teenage Chastity looked like she was well on her way to being an attractive woman. Something went terribly wrong.
Posted by: epobirs at June 23, 2018 11:43 PM (AJKgl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:38 PM
There's a whole moose head in every bottle. That gets expensive.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 11:43 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 10:58 PM (MTjB1)
Those early 70s Electra 225s were OK.
Had an 83 LeSabre and loved it."
When I was first married, my wife came with a '76 Electra Limited that her dad had given her, after he got a new car for himself. That was a whale of a car! Felt like you could play basketball inside that beast. Looked just like this one, except ours was a light blue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnlbsB_3pPE
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 11:44 PM (V2Yro)
Of course, we had Dixie and Jax.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I recall Rolling Rock as fairly drinkable when it was still brewed in Latrobe, PA. It moved operations to St. Louis and apparently brew it with asbestos. Its awful.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 11:44 PM (Tcxb+)
Posted by: Former NFL football fan at June 23, 2018 11:44 PM (mEkRj)
Dixie was the last surviving local brewery. They made decent German-American beer. They also canned the "store brand" beer for K&B Drugstores (a sadly gone local chain). So if you really wanted to freak out the beer snobs, you'd show up with a 6-pack of purple-and-gray K&B Beer cans, because it was the same as Dixie only cheaper.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 23, 2018 11:44 PM (8c54+)
It originated from the military trying to mathematically compute the affect of wind chill on equipment and machinery, (think Alaska or the arctic) aka the Wind Chill Factor, and keeping it operable.
The military finally dumped it because there was no consistent formula. I don't know how they resolved the issue.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 11:45 PM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June
he must have traveled in fancier circles than we did. moosehead was always considered a good beer, especially in college.
we we had keggers in college we would get one keg of moosehead and several kegs of schlitz malt liquor. moosehead was opened first to get everyone started then the malt liquor.
only made the mistake of drinking the malt liquor once.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:45 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:09 PM (86Sli)
Fist bump.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 23, 2018 11:45 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 11:44 PM (Tcxb+)
When did it move? I remember it being good back in high school, ca. 1998. It was the classy stuff. Strictly pinky-extended.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 11:45 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Alf767 at June 23, 2018 11:46 PM (l9B5i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 11:46 PM (GEVul)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 23, 2018 11:46 PM (8c54+)
If you look around you can find a photo from the days when Chastity Bono and Jennifer Anniston were in high school together. The two notable details are Aniston's original nose and that teenage Chastity looked like she was well on her way to being an attractive woman. Something went terribly wrong.
Posted by: epobirs at June 23, 2018 11:43 PM (AJKgl)
When Cher found out about it (the rape), she told Chastity that this would be a good life experience for her.
Some people should not be allowed to breed.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 11:46 PM (XOAlA)
Posted by: mindful webworker - waiting for Milady to finish making the sammiches at June 23, 2018 11:34 PM (jMD9L)
It certainly would have worked for me.
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 23, 2018 11:48 PM (UsCnO)
Which was, arguably, the greatest comment in human history, taking everything into account.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Heh. While working out a strategy for dealing with the Italians in N. Africa, Churchill planned on using South African Union troops. He knew that they were not well equipped or trained, but commented, "Well, at any rate, they ought to be able to handle the Italians".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:48 PM (JEV/2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:45 PM (MTjB1)
...
Agreed.
Billy Dee Williams made malt liquor seem more appealing than it actually was.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 11:48 PM (UOcKN)
__________
Drugstores and other things they sold/sell.
For the gunners: I've been in a Walgreen's that had racks of Garands for sale.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 11:48 PM (Q3fP7)
Not weird at all. It's a matter of honor, and respecting a worthy foe.
A ex-neighbor of mine, Konrad, was German immigrant, who came back to the country after WWII. He was a U-boat crewman who was captured in the Atlantic, off our coast, and spend the rest of the war in a POW camp in Georgia.
He loved it so much he didn't want to leave, and when he was sent back, he immediately went to work on coming back.
He told the story of their capture. Their boat was damaged and going to sink after a battle. Their captain surrendered his ship, and they were taken aboard one of our ships.
The German captain was the last enemy man taken aboard, waiting to make sure all of his men were taken care. Konrad described how they were standing there, scared out of their wits and wondering what was going to happen to them.
And then he was amazed. The German captain was piped aboard with full honors respecting his rank, and his position as master of a ship. All our officers stood at attention and saluted as the German captain came aboard.
He then, with dignity, walked over to our captain, who had come on the deck to receive him. He walked up to him, and rendered a snappy salute.
Our captain them stood ramrod straigh, returned the salute, and returned it smartly and respectfully.
They then shook hands. The captains spoke a bit, and, with permission, the German captain addressed his men, telling them they had done their duty, he was proud to have commanded such a fine crew, and the war was now over for them.
Now, do what the Americans tell you, and you will be taken care of, as Capt. Whoever has just given me his assurances.
He then turned, and was led away by our Capt. You can rest assured he was given a full high class treatment befitting of his rank.
That's honor among warriors.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 11:48 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 11:49 PM (GEVul)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 11:44 PM (Tcxb+)
When did it move? I remember it being good back in high school, ca. 1998. It was the classy stuff. Strictly pinky-extended.
Posted by: hogmartin
2006
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 11:49 PM (Tcxb+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)
Supposedly if you want the Caddy ride without the Caddy price tag, buy an Impala while they still make them. Essentially the same car, I am told.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 11:49 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Sergeant Cedric Popkin at June 23, 2018 11:39 PM (sXefu)
Well, the RAF credited Brown with the kill. Works for me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:49 PM (a2xQ5)
That would be the Western Republic of Tennessee....aka Memphis.
Root beer is the best....it's been a long time since I had a really solid root beer.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 23, 2018 11:50 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2018 11:50 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 11:50 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 11:49 PM (Tcxb+)
Damn. Well now I gotta know... what did they do with the fabled glass-lined tanks? eBay?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 11:50 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:48 PM (JEV/2)
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I wanna buy that guy drinks and talk in my next life. He was pure awesome.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 23, 2018 11:51 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 11:42 PM (UOcKN)
It was the cheap beer that Canucks brought to parties. They called it "moosepiss" and never let me pay for it. Of course, I let them bum cigarettes off me, so maybe we were even?
The good Canadian stuff was Alexander Keith's Pale India Ale that some guys brought back from a trip to Dalhousie University. I remember that was fantastic!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 23, 2018 11:51 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 11:43 PM (QDnY+)
Hmmm....
"Peccavi" takes that prize.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 11:52 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Puddleglum
The British royal family was also related to them. They were all descended from Queen Victoria. The czar and his family asked the British royal family to allow them to come to Britain and for some political reason the British wouldn't let them come. So the whole family was executed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:52 PM (+lVUW)
....
Ah, you were in Canada. That explains it.
In the US it was a fancy import!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 11:52 PM (UOcKN)
Which was, arguably, the greatest comment in human history, taking everything into account.
I never heard that quote before. Its hilarious. Makes me respect Churchill even more than I already did.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 11:53 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Lost in the mists of time, apparently.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 11:53 PM (JEV/2)
Left Coast Dawg and Quilters Irish Death
Nice to know I'm not the only one here with connections to
Ellensburg. I live in Dog Town and love this place. A MO ME sometimes
perhaps?
Posted by: Winston at June 23, 2018 11:39 PM (wgCUV)
That could be fun. I'm a west sider, but I-90 is always open, except when they shut the damned thing down during the day to blast rocks! And the backup on I-90 is hours because of it. ARRGGHH!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2018 11:53 PM (UsCnO)
The military finally dumped it because there was no consistent formula. I don't know how they resolved the issue.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2018 11:45 PM (Q3fP7)
Some places report wind chill in watts per square meter, which is useful if you understand the units, but it's pretty opaque to the TV-viewing public.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:54 PM (a2xQ5)
"Peccavi" takes that prize.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 11:52 PM (wYseH)
O_O
Oh, that is good. I had not heard that one, thanks.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 11:54 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Its a bluff. Its not a number but a Mason symbol. I got that from a reliable source who was in no way completely hammered.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 11:54 PM (Tcxb+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
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Actually, I'm surprised Fonda is still alive to, umm, act. Last movie I saw Fonda in he looked like 40 miles of CA roads.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 23, 2018 11:55 PM (WEBkv)
George Will is warm piss.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 11:55 PM (8O3HH)
First off, the daughter that I have not seen in 25 years is here for her uncle's wedding and I have been able to meet her husband and the four grandchildren that I knew I had but had never met. That in itself was worth the 22 hour drive.
But the reason for the trip was to attend my brothers wedding, which was this evening. It rained all day yesterday and the wedding was supposed to be held outside. Last night the rain went away and this morning dawned bright and clear. It was a bit warm but otherwise it was a perfect day and the wedding went off without a hitch.
Well maybe with one hitch, the one between my brother and his new wife.
Anyway, it all went very well.Hopefully the rest of you are having a good weekend as well.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 23, 2018 11:55 PM (XQjAo)
"The Grand Illusion" by Jean Renoir actually explores the class angles in play during WW1 pretty deeply. The Brits usually tried to deny it existed, the Americans were "class? what's this class you speak of?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 11:55 PM (V2Yro)
That's honor among warriors.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2018 11:48 PM (8O3HH)
Cool story.
Somehow, I doubt that u-boat captain Alexander Marinesko would have been treated so genteelly by the Nazis if they ever got their hands on him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 11:55 PM (lSrgA)
Have one per day, with dinner. And as I do a lot of cooking, the odds are good that I'll add a splash of beer to whatever's in the skillet.
On occasion, as a treat, I used to buy a six pack of Sapporo Lager, or Newcastle Ale.
No more, though. The only versions to be found of either are the Canadian brewed "Sapporo", and the U.S. brewed "Newcastle".
Both are poor imitations of the originals.
That's one thing I loathe about the global beer industry. They ruin every classic, damn near every time.
'60s & '70s Schlitz was damn near ambrosia. Then, they cheapened the recipe in the '80s, and it hasn't been fit to drink, ever since.
Hamm's & Olympia used to be delicious, back in the '60s. Now? Olympia is brewed at the Lone Star brewery in San Antonio. It's kind of like beer, but it'd nothing like Olympia Beer.
MBAs should be shot on sight, anywhere within 100 yards of a brewers' corporate offices.
No disrespect to any MBAs here in Teh Horde.
But do please stay away from the beer, other than the drinkage thereof?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 11:55 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2018 11:52 PM (+lVUW)
Womp... womp?
...too soon?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 11:55 PM (fZuhk)
If anyone knows it, or has a cite to a source for it, I'd be grateful to hear it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 23, 2018 11:56 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Winston at June 23, 2018 11:57 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 11:52 PM (wYseH)
Peccavi was, I understood, something submitted and printed as Napier's telegraph in Punch.
You know, fake but accurate.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 11:57 PM (2K6fY)
....
I always add a little beer to my chili.
Never carrots.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 11:57 PM (UOcKN)
So glad that worked out so well! I seem to recall a few days ago you were worried that some surprise funeral was going to play havoc with your plans - what a relief that it didn't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 11:57 PM (V2Yro)
meter, which is useful if you understand the units, but it's pretty
opaque to the TV-viewing public.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:54 PM (a2xQ5)
But even if you understand the units, for most people it's meaningless because everyone dresses differently.
It would work only if everyone were naked.
Although if we restrict that to the weather girls, that might be doable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 11:57 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)
coors? aka bottled piss?
Y5!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 23, 2018 11:59 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 11:57 PM (2K6fY)
I think you are correct, but damn! it's a perfect pun, so let's just agree that Napier said it and move on.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 11:59 PM (wYseH)
publius - your ex-neighbor's tale of being taken prisoner in WWII was pretty typical, at least at sea. He wasn't on U-505, was he? The one taken intact on June 4, 1944, leading to a decision taken at the top (Gen. Marshall) to tow it back to the US, risking German discovery their code updates/settings were likely compromised?
That U-boat crew had a unique experience. Well treated, but denied Red Cross privileges of correspondence - their captivity was kept secret to protect the code-breaking value of the incident. And of course you can tour U-505 today in Chicago.
The father of a Moron, Capt. Charles, was a U-boat crewman in the Baltic. A lucky one. 33,000 crewmen lost, 781 boats, one of the highest loss rates for any branch/specialty of any belligerent in WWII.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 11:59 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 11:57 PM (wYseH)
Maybe we could report wind chill in mm of weathergirl nip?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 12:00 AM (a2xQ5)
His stories got even cooler. One time he met up with a local guy at some shindig thing he had never met before.
Turned out that guy was a crewman on one of our ships during the battle where they surrendered.
They got to asking each other questions. Why did you did this? Well, we were trying to X. Well, I'll be, no, we though you were gonna do Y. Why in the dickens did you do this other thing? Well, we blah-blah. Well, I'll be, that does make sense!
They had a grand old time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 12:00 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2018 12:00 AM (UOcKN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 11:52 PM (UOcKN)
Ha.
Posted by: LaBatt Blue Label at June 24, 2018 12:01 AM (mEkRj)
I'm sorry, but I don't remember. He told which U-boat it was, and all sorts of stories, but I don't remember them.
He had pictures of the captain and other crew members as well, which he would proudly show to every one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 12:02 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: LaBatt Blue Label at June 24, 2018 12:01 AM (mEkRj)
(sings) "Labatts BLue is greeeeen!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 12:02 AM (a2xQ5)
Nekkid weather girls reminds to check out Yanet Garcia's Twitter feed and see if she's posted anything interesting lately.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 12:03 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2018 12:00 AM (UOcKN)
It was 400 cases of patriarchy.
Posted by: Sally Field at June 24, 2018 12:03 AM (sXefu)
The biggest companies didn't just ship in ice-packed boxcars. Brewers underwrote the development of the compressor/evaporator chiller process that eventually led to home refrigerators and air conditioning. Thanks, brewers!
But, local beers that were aged "cave cool" were nowhere near as fast and cheap to make as big factories with huge mechanicals. This was not a "We love corn and rice" recipe choice, what a crock, literally. You want a real laugh, get them going about "Krausening" or "Beechwood aging."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2018 12:04 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2018 12:04 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)
Some people should not be allowed to breed.
Posted by: ALH
It seems that some of those people are extreme narcissists. I was going to various videos on youtube the other night and came on one that was a Piers Morgan interview with Ryan O'Neill about accusations his children have made.
Whether the accusations were true or not, O'Neill came across as just awful. 3 of his 4 children were really screwed up. One said that his dad gave him cocaine when he was 11.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2018 12:05 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 12:05 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2018 12:05 AM (UOcKN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 20
latin channel ones, with huuuuugggeee tracts of land?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 24, 2018 12:06 AM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2018 12:07 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 12:08 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: nerdygirl
There was supposed to be a line in there about the Bolsheviks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2018 12:09 AM (+lVUW)
Budweiser returnables were noticeably better than twistys.
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 24, 2018 12:10 AM (RuIsu)
I've been whining for over a year that the Trump crew had better get serious about squashing the rebellion of "sanctuary" s-holes.
Having ICE actively interfered with - without local LE taking care of it, as is their job - could be nature's way of trying to at last interest the feds in their responsibilities and oaths.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2018 12:10 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 11:52 PM (UOcKN)
Ha.
Posted by: LaBatt Blue Label at June 24, 2018 12:01 AM (mEkRj)
I put a case of LaBatt Blue Light in my fridge a week ago. I don't drink very much, but I love a beer on a summer evening. I just wish I could find a good bottled shandy.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2018 12:10 AM (/+bwe)
Now, Dr Gould was a fabulous researcher in marine and terrestrial molluscs, and was very good at explaining evolutionary biology, and pre-adaption and punctuated equilibrium, but on review some of his views of history were a bit one sided.
He used that quote as a way to describe the coarsening of academia and the world in general since it showed such a nice, complete and classical understanding of the world in the past by mere military men, when on reflection it probably showed that Dr. Gould liked a nice story that supported his opinion.
And who doesn't I suppose!
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2018 12:12 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman
After they're finished with the plastic surgery, spray tan, and slathered on makeup, he'll look as good as a corpse prepared for an open casket.
I always wonder how much George Clooney spends on his looks every year. There's something "too groomed" about him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2018 12:12 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2018 12:10 AM (/+bwe)
Is Leiney's not good? I have no idea, I just see it around here.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:13 AM (fZuhk)
Yup.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycywub3q
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 12:14 AM (JEV/2)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2018 12:10 AM
...
I think Leinenkugel puts out a bottled shandy. Not sure if it's any good.
You might try a Stiegl Grapefruit Radler, they are pretty decent.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2018 12:17 AM (UOcKN)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 24, 2018 12:18 AM (Pg+x7)
You might try a Stiegl Grapefruit Radler, they are pretty decent.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2018 12:17 AM (UOcKN)
I'll give it a go. Thanks!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2018 12:20 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2018 12:23 AM (/+bwe)
I'm a AZ moron by way of TX, but grew up in the burg. Back in town for a few weeks for my bro's wedding in Walla Walla. Let me know as well. Email in my nic
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 24, 2018 12:23 AM (X+DbD)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2018 12:25 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2018 12:20 AM
....
Or if you can find Scofferhofer, it's even better.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2018 12:26 AM (UOcKN)
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Names can sometimes, seemingly, have an impact on peoples lives.
In a former life, I had a file on a guy named 'Crook'. He had been arrested 15 times.
Then, there is our previous Bishop. His name was 'Goodpastor'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 12:26 AM (nhAAH)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2018 12:25 AM (m45I2)
*hides squealing piglet behind back*
Nothin'. Why, what have you heard?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:28 AM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2018 12:28 AM (m45I2)
I'm sure those 50 missing "refugees" are at the very top of the State of Michigan's agenda.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2018 12:29 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2018 12:30 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2018 12:31 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: JTB at June 24, 2018 12:31 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2018 12:31 AM (UOcKN)
Posted by: epobirs at June 24, 2018 12:31 AM (AJKgl)
https://tinyurl.com/y7zloxwd
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2018 12:33 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2018 12:31 AM (m45I2)
...kinda. Yeah. They're in the game room, but you have to catch it yourself.
I named mine Bippy.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:33 AM (fZuhk)
....
So you are saying that: There once was a GYNO named Beaver....?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2018 12:33 AM (UOcKN)
They got sued recently for the ad on the can bragging made with 'tumwater'. Nope, made with Irwindale city water.
Nothing about Texas on website I looked at. But I would not doubt it.
Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2018 12:34 AM (puSl5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2018 12:34 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Lirio100 at June 24, 2018 12:34 AM (JK7Jw)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2018 12:34 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2018 12:35 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2018 12:36 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Triggered Beer Bottles at June 24, 2018 12:36 AM (puSl5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2018 12:33 AM (UOcKN)
I wonder if she had any distinguishing characteristics? Habits, maybe? Perhaps a decasyllabic saying?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:37 AM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2018 10:16 PM (Vb4BV)
*************
Sounds like a case of gay rape. He can drink Miller beer now for the upside.
Posted by: Triggered Beer Bottles at June 24, 2018 12:38 AM (puSl5)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 12:39 AM (iTpm7)
Don't think I ever had it, but Brew 102 has its place in SoCal cheap beer history. "You cannot buy a better beer than Brew 102" was their slogan. Rather audacious, even at the time.
I recall their factory was visible from the 5 - tall building with Brew 102 on the side (unless that was just an ad).
Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2018 12:39 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:37 AM (fZuhk)
Perhaps she: Partnered with proctologist named Bush, Who focused on the tush...?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2018 12:39 AM (UOcKN)
In a former life, I had a file on a guy named 'Crook'. He had been arrested 15 times.
Then, there is our previous Bishop. His name was 'Goodpastor'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Works for football players, too.
Former Vikings place-kicker, "Longwell".
UMichigan (now a Denver Bronco, apparently) tight end, "Butt".
Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2018 12:39 AM (JGBbg)
And I'm sad that anyone doesn't know that a fuckload of shittons is even larger.
Thus endeth my contribution to the ONT. I drank a shitload of beers.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 24, 2018 12:40 AM (MQ2up)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2018 12:30 AM (m45I2)
You have to go low, and tackle them by the oinkles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 12:40 AM (a2xQ5)
https://tinyurl.com/y7zloxwd
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2018 12:33 AM (H5rtT)
Dr. Dick Tapper-urologist
Yeah that one takes the cake.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 24, 2018 12:40 AM (l7Kbv)
The thing with truly ancient beer is, some Austrian monks experimented with many different preservatives, and came up with hops no earlier than 800 AD, and then it took a while for that to catch on. So most really old recipes are going to taste pretty flat to us, much as we say we hate hops.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2018 12:40 AM (H5rtT)
Who looked like a golden retriever
A famous G-Y-N
She was ugly as sin
Then I saw her face...Now I'm a believer!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2018 12:42 AM (m45I2)
Dr. Dick Tapper-urologist
Yeah that one takes the cake.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert
Yeah, the urinal cake.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2018 12:42 AM (IqV8l)
Roger, Muldoon. We copy you on the ground. You got a bunch of guys about to turn blue. We're breathing again. Thanks a lot.
Posted by: CAPCOM at June 24, 2018 12:43 AM (fZuhk)
...
Ha! Now I can sign off for the night.
G'night Horde.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2018 12:44 AM (UOcKN)
Only time I had mead was in Novgorod, USSR, in the last 70s. The kremlin (kremlin is just a word for castle, or citadel) in the city was a tourist place - they had quasi-medieval meals in the restaurant. And mead, of course, as the beverage.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2018 12:44 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Miley,
This party should totally be crashed by Morons. Maybe Moronettes too.
Posted by: EZRA KLEIN at June 24, 2018 12:44 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2018 12:44 AM (6FqZa)
Only time I had mead was in Novgorod, USSR, in the last 70s. The kremlin (kremlin is just a word for castle, or citadel) in the city was a tourist place - they had quasi-medieval meals in the restaurant. And mead, of course, as the beverage.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2018 12:44 AM (QDnY+)
The Mead brewers should offer one called "Margaret". So good, you take one drink, and immediately holler, "Samoa".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 12:46 AM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2018 12:44 AM (6FqZa)
He would not accept if offered and would not attend if invited.
Posted by: W T Sherman at June 24, 2018 12:47 AM (fZuhk)
There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,
Or would sit making lace in the bow:
And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,
Though none of the sailors knew how.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2018 12:47 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 12:48 AM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 12:48 AM (/pt8Q)
Is this going to be a regular feature?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2018 12:48 AM (m45I2)
-Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 12:39 AM (iTpm7)
Because of course you are. *HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 12:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: epobirs at June 24, 2018 12:50 AM (AJKgl)
(checks website)
Yeah, they also do a ... pumpkin shandy? I'm pretty sure that's a 10-yard naming violation. Pumpkins are not citrus.
Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2018 12:50 AM (JGBbg)
If you guys would actually buy stuff, you could come here and I'll tell my SiL to throw a party.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 12:50 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2018 12:51 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 12:48 AM (/pt8Q)
Probably not, 'perch. Not much really missed thus far. Why doesn't 'y' count?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:51 AM (fZuhk)
....
How's about Mead Again Margaret?
https://tinyurl.com/ycmf8hkl
Posted by: Ray Stevens at June 24, 2018 12:52 AM (UOcKN)
Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2018 12:50 AM (JGBbg)
True. But curiously enough, the French word for "pumpkin" is "citrouille".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 12:52 AM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 12:48 AM (Ckg4U)
I've never been to one, can you believe it?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 12:52 AM (iTpm7)
I know that no one cares, but that's never stopped me in the past.
*Mom update to follow*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 12:52 AM (Ckg4U)
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Are the lesbians going to be there too? Maybe they can host it in their posh tent?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 12:52 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 12:53 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
Absence does make the heart grow fond. And maybe other anatomical areas as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 12:54 AM (8O3HH)
-Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 12:52 AM (iTpm7)
Yes, I believe that. You're genuinely a Good Girl.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 12:54 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 12:52 AM (8O3HH)
That would be some good ambiance for sex toys.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 12:55 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: JTB
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...or, your taste buds are 50 years older.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 12:55 AM (JEV/2)
But good girls don't get any toys stuffed in their...stockings.
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 24, 2018 12:56 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 12:52 AM (a2xQ5)
Because in Quebec, pumpkin counts as citrus.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at June 24, 2018 12:56 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 12:54 AM (Ckg4U)
I'm of two minds about that.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 12:56 AM (iTpm7)
https://tinyurl.com/ycmf8hkl
Posted by: Ray Stevens at June 24, 2018 12:52 AM (UOcKN)
Heh. That was a hoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 12:57 AM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 24, 2018 12:56 AM (8O3HH)
No, they don't. You like the better girls, don't you, Bad Santa?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 12:58 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:59 AM (fZuhk)
She's doing a lot better. She still doesn't have a lot of strength on her right side, but it is steadily improving.
I can't call her room because she can't speak, yet.
The nurses have been using Flash-Cards with basic words, so as to allow her to practice.
The clot has been cleared, the stent is in and I hope for the best.
THANK YOU for all your thoughts and prayers. They mean so much to me.
YOU'RE CRYING! I'm not crying.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:00 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:00 AM (iTpm7)
dr-s.net/eyecare-services/optical.html
John Peer is our Optician.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 01:00 AM (rYk7m)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2018 01:00 AM (QDnY+)
TIA
it involves salt and/or carrots
Posted by: Anachronda at June 24, 2018 01:01 AM (ZxV1A)
-Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 12:56 AM (iTpm7)
*HAH!*
...because of course you are.
I'd expect nothing less.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:01 AM (Ckg4U)
cheap: geneseestrangley: on ice haffenreffer 16oz. bottles -- then figure out the puzzle in the cap
chocolate something (don't remember its name)light cream, hershey syrup, seltzer
Posted by: micky at June 24, 2018 01:01 AM (dF9Lb)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:02 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:03 AM (Ckg4U)
Only the best, and by best, I man baddest.
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and especially Vixen. Bad Santa likes Vixen to prance.
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 24, 2018 01:04 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Well, yeah. But they call potatoes 'Earth apples', so...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 01:04 AM (R+Cqa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
They call potatoes "apples", too.
For a culture known for food and surrender, they sure don't know much about the former.
Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2018 01:04 AM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 12:52 AM (a2xQ5)
Duh. Pumpkins are orange, right?
(and a cursory view of the French wiki page points out this, and that pumpkins were originally considered to be related to the genus Citrullus, or watermelons.)
So have I mentioned the Quebecker political party, Parti Citron?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2018 01:04 AM (2K6fY)
I strongly disapprove of sex toy parties. They're as bad as dungarees.
Posted by: George Will at June 24, 2018 01:05 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2018 01:05 AM (JGBbg)
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and especially Vixen. Bad Santa likes Vixen to prance.
Posted by: Bad Santa at June 24, 2018 01:04 AM (8O3HH)
Hmmm, Christmas presents under the tree...
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:06 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:07 AM (Ckg4U)
I strongly disapprove of sex toy parties. They're as bad as dungarees.
Posted by: George Will at June 24, 2018 01:05 AM (8O3HH)
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Look George, here's a dildo shaped like a little baseball bat. It combines two American Pastimes! How can you not like that?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:07 AM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 01:07 AM (R+Cqa)
Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2018 01:04 AM (JGBbg)
Portuguese is more odd, they call Corn (Maize) "Milho", after the Milo or Sourghum. I think it is because the Portuguese needed a handy word to describe this odd new grain from the new world that grew really tall . . . just like the sourghum the found and imported from West Africa
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2018 01:07 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:07 AM (lSrgA)
Japanese dildos are not allowed to look like penises.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:08 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:51 AM (fZuhk)
Thanks hogmartin.
'Y' doesn't count as a vowel because it can be used as a consonant and excluding it from the Haiku would be overly strict.
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 01:08 AM (/pt8Q)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 12:50 AM (iTpm7)
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we're only here for the live demonstrations...
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 01:08 AM (Mw954)
I've got one of those. Well 10. And they're shaped like full sized baseball bats.
Posted by: Hope Solo at June 24, 2018 01:09 AM (8O3HH)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:07 AM (lSrgA)
Where do they sell those?
...asking for a Brother.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:09 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:09 AM (Ckg4U)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:10 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:59 AM (fZuhk)
How about "none of the above"? Depends a lot upon what vehicle you want to service, and how deep into you want to go. In many cases, a simple internet search will yield up the precise information you need. I fixed the transmission in my '97 Suburban that way not long ago.
There is also Mitchell on-line, which is what the pros use. My local small-town public library has a subscription, and as a library member, I can log in using that ID (from home here, even!) and download Mitchell's pages relevant to my query.
But the paper Haynes manual is probably the most practical portable solution. They are written to be used by fairly knowledgeable amateurs. The factory manuals assume you work in a dealership, and have the full range of factory-approved tools at your disposal. You probably don't have J-9576a in your toolbox.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 01:11 AM (a2xQ5)
Funny you asked, I put that in the Amazon search box. I got hits, of course.
The smaller one is the "Little Slugger" and the larger one is the "Big Leaguer"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:12 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 24, 2018 01:12 AM (IcT7t)
this could have been fun, back when i had an interactive sex life.
http://www.kanojotoys.com/pussy-cat-dream-vibrator-p-4114.html
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 01:13 AM (Mw954)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:13 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:13 AM (iTpm7)
Killian's Irish Red is a great improvement over Genny Screamers. Started that after a trip to Colorado for younger daughter's wedding at the Sunrise Amphitheater.
We toured the Coor's Brewery and at the end had a beer tasting. Great atmosphere, cool quiet, and the beer was at the perfect temperature.
Problem was, they cut you off at two.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 24, 2018 01:13 AM (S/hVx)
-Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:12 AM (8O3HH)
*HAH!*
I think "Li'l Slugger" would have been a better Marketing deal; and funnier.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:13 AM (Ckg4U)
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The English had the same problem, and they solved it with a similar lack of finesse. "Corn" already generically referred to any coarse grain, or even salt. When they were introduced to corn ("corn, this is the English; English, corn") they just slapped on the first handy label they had. Corn.
This is why "corned beef" has nothing to do with maize-corn. It refers to salt. Also, this is how the Romans could have a corn dole 1500 years before the Old World knew about maize-corn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:14 AM (lSrgA)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:13 AM (8O3HH)
Do you think it might be a Betty Dodson-type circle jerk?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:14 AM (iTpm7)
But give him just a few more years, and he'll have the Doddering Old Fool title all to himself.
He's already got the Old Fool part down pat.
Couple three years at the most though, to nab that Doddering ribbon.
Soon, George. Soon.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
*break*
@ Slapweasel. All the prayers, my friend. The entire library of prayers.
*break*
I'm off to the snoozer now. Five hours of sleep awaits.
zzzzz
Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2018 01:14 AM (QzJWU)
We toured the Coor's Brewery and at the end had a beer tasting. Great atmosphere, cool quiet, and the beer was at the perfect temperature.
Problem was, they cut you off at two.
-Posted by: irongrampa at June 24, 2018 01:13 AM (S/hVx)
That is my favorite beer for grilling bratwurst. I boil it in Killian's w/onions and grill it afterwards.
They then go back into the beer and onions to stay warm.
Not one complaint in ten years.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:17 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:17 AM (iTpm7)
Great news Slap, my continued prayers for you, your family, your mother and her health.
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 01:17 AM (/pt8Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:03 AM (Ckg4U)
I am happy to hear your mother is showing signs of improvement, Slap. Take care of yourself, she is going to need you to lean on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 01:17 AM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 01:18 AM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:18 AM (Ckg4U)
Which is odd, because before I read that I considered teasel to look like some form of demon corn.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2018 01:18 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:18 AM (iTpm7)
I was kind of expecting you'd be the one to respond, thanks. It would be purely for routine maintenance on a 2018 MT 07. I've just had the printed Haynes manual for every vehicle I've owned since 1996 and just realized that I have almost never used one, and I'm starting to wonder if it's even worth getting one.
Looks like my local library has a Chilton subscription, but the portal doesn't have Yamaha in the menu, so it might just be for cars. Meh.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:19 AM (fZuhk)
I'll take every good vibe I can get.
Returned blessings.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:14 AM (lSrgA)
I believe they actually referred to it as 'Indian Corn' at one point very early on and was later shortened to just 'corn'.
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 01:21 AM (/pt8Q)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 24, 2018 01:22 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
One can hope. Maybe it will be like this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4849744
She's an orgasm witch. And they have a coven, where they sit around in a circle.
Is that a ficus in the center of that circle? Well, it's some plant, anyway.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:22 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 01:22 AM (/pt8Q)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 01:23 AM (/pt8Q)
I still remember that article as being the biggest wank I'd ever seen in an American column. I swear, the pages felt like they were stuck together
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2018 01:24 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:25 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2018 01:26 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:27 AM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Ecosexuals Everywhere at June 24, 2018 01:27 AM (/pt8Q)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:25 AM (iTpm7)
"Pansexual"? She plays the skin flute?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 01:27 AM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:27 AM (iTpm7)
He hangs out at 11:00 Eastern with a Live Stream on weekdays.
He was drummed-out of Hollywood after declaring that "Five-Year-Olds should NOT be taking drugs to stop their puberty."
What a controversial stance, right?
Dude is funny.
Link: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ofqp5r
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
She defines that as being "turned on by the Elements", I see.
So, lots of nekkid romping in the great outdoors.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:28 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:28 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:27 AM (iTpm7)
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Ever see a tight little gopher hole glistening with the morning dew?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:28 AM (lSrgA)
Posted by: George Will at June 24, 2018 01:29 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2018 01:26 AM (H5rtT)
My car gets about 2.5 barleycorns per metric drop. Which isn't really great barleycornage, to be honest.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:30 AM (fZuhk)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:27 AM (lSrgA)
I am not an eco-sexual, then. Grocery store bags do well in a pinch.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:28 AM (8O3HH)
I think I'd enjoy that.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:31 AM (iTpm7)
Currently looking at some basic stuff like Ghost Recon: Wildlands. But I'm also thinking that I should pick up a puzzle-focused platformer that came out last summer - Black the Fall. It's a game about escaping from Communism, and the company that developed it is located in Bucharest. So they actually know a thing or two about Communism...
Posted by: junior at June 24, 2018 01:31 AM (/y4g1)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:25 AM (iTpm7)
But not an Equisexual!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner, Down at the Farm at June 24, 2018 01:32 AM (/pt8Q)
Posted by: junior at June 24, 2018 01:31 AM (/y4g1)
It's older, but And Yet It Moves is a hell of a puzzle jumper.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:32 AM (fZuhk)
I am not an eco-sexual, then. Grocery store bags do well in a pinch.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:31 AM (Ckg4U)
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Eco-sexuality is more like something to aspire to than to actually achieve.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:33 AM (lSrgA)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:28 AM (lSrgA)
That is one Weird Phrase.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:33 AM (Ckg4U)
Look up "dungaree" in Urban Dictionary.
The #1 definition is a turd that has been sitting in the toilet for at least 3 days, which you find when entering a restroom.
Another definition is the term of a group of lesbians. Like "gaggle" or "flock".
So, a group of lesbians is a dungaree of lesbians.
This is relevant to Miley's backyard. Amazing how everything is all tied together.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:33 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:30 AM (fZuhk)
Traditionally:
3 Barleycorns=1 Inch
Posted by: Anthony Weiner, Down at the Farm at June 24, 2018 01:34 AM (/pt8Q)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 01:35 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 24, 2018 01:36 AM (IcT7t)
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 01:35 AM (H80UQ)
From what I've just read, he's a dungaree.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:36 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 01:36 AM (/pt8Q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:36 AM (lSrgA)
-Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 24, 2018 01:36 AM (IcT7t)
*HAHAHA!*
I was silly. THAT was FUNNY!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:37 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:28 AM (lSrgA)
I'm a normal-sexual. More or less.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:37 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at June 24, 2018 01:39 AM (9TR2V)
So, lots of nekkid romping in the great outdoors.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:28 AM (8O3HH)
I think I'd enjoy that.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:31 AM (iTpm7)
In my experience, it results in many mosquito bites in places you really don't want to scratch when you are in public. Also can result in sunburn in especially undesirable spots and grass or sand in butt. Being nekkid in the great outdoors is not as much fun as you think. Clothes exist for a reason besides modesty and keeping warm.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 01:40 AM (H80UQ)
This is relevant to Miley's backyard. Amazing how everything is all tied together.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:33 AM (8O3HH)
The Unifying Theory is in my backyard?
Sometimes, even though they aren't banned, there are no bras being worn on this property.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:40 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: RightLeftCoaster at June 24, 2018 01:41 AM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner, Down at the Farm at June 24, 2018 01:34 AM (/pt8Q)
7.62mm is also just short of 1 barleycorn (0.9). It's related to another archaic unit, the line (1/10" in this case), which is why some Russian sources call the Mosin-Nagant (7.62" or 0.3") the "three line rifle".
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:42 AM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Samwell at June 24, 2018 01:42 AM (6FqZa)
Also,
When a woman tells me that/my face she'll soon forgetBefore the dawn, I'll wager corn/She'll be fain to follow it yet.
--The Snows, Bert Jansch
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2018 01:43 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 24, 2018 01:43 AM (GXOTw)
Posted by: A Mob of Kangaroos at June 24, 2018 01:43 AM (lSrgA)
They also make a product called "OFF!". Not that I would know how that would affect nooks and crannies.
I also don't go naked that often, but I'm not wearing pants.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:44 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:44 AM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 01:45 AM (H80UQ)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:44 AM (lSrgA)
My Best Guess would be The Rule of Three, but I'm full of Budweiser.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:46 AM (Ckg4U)
And besides skeeters, you have fire ants. At least where I'm at.
I wonder if the orgasm witch could cast a spell to get rid of fireants?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:46 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Spoken like a true Moron.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:47 AM (iTpm7)
They also make a product called "OFF!". Not that I would know how that would affect nooks and crannies.
I also don't go naked that often, but I'm not wearing pants.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:44 AM (Ckg4U)
The problem is if you are nekkid outdoors for purposes of naughtiness, (and why else would you be nekkid outdoors?) well, OFF doesn't exactly smell like Chanel No. 5.
I'm not wearing pants either. This room is stuffy so I ditched the blue jeans.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 01:48 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:44 AM (lSrgA)
One barleycorn per fortnight is about 8.69" per year. Conveniently, that's also about the average human hair growth rate. In case you were wondering.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:48 AM (fZuhk)
Didn't I tell you that they'd be better than expected?
(Stupid Slapweasel baseball Predictions)
They need a starter and bullpen help, however. Even though they have one of the best relievers in all of MLB.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 01:48 AM (R+Cqa)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:48 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 24, 2018 01:49 AM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:48 AM (iTpm7)
And do they listen? I bet they don't listen.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:49 AM (fZuhk)
Here's a nifty skeeter repellent device:
https://www.thermacell.com/
It heats up a repellent and creates a zone around the device. The idea is to just turn that thing on and keep the skeeters away in a 15' radius around the device.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:49 AM (8O3HH)
I'm not
--------
I wonder if Hoppes No. 9 would keep the bugs off. That stuff smells great.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:49 AM (lSrgA)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:50 AM (8O3HH)
I'm not wearing pants either. This room is stuffy so I ditched the blue jeans."
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 01:48 AM (H80UQ)
That wouldn't stop any Moron that I know.
...and welcome to the Pantsless Club. I'll be your doorman for the evening.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:51 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:49 AM (fZuhk)
We'll find out.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:51 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:44 AM (lSrgA)
Do you really want to know? I can tell you exactly how many Barleycorns are in a Fortnight, but it would take a few tens if thousands if Barleycorns to do the calculations.
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 01:51 AM (/pt8Q)
They need a starter and bullpen help, however. Even though they have one of the best relievers in all of MLB.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Have you seen any clips of our reliever Josh Hader pitching? That is a nasty, nasty pitcher. I see the Tribe is doing very well. They'll be paying the Brewers a visit this upcoming week.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 01:52 AM (H80UQ)
Fireants don't know that no means no.
Honey badger vs. fire ants. That match just occurred to me. I wonder who would win.
Honey badger gives not a shit about bees nor cobra venom, so I wonder if he'd give the slightest shit about fire ants.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 24, 2018 01:52 AM (8O3HH)
I remember someone on another site claiming he tried using it as aftershave. The problem was that it only attracted men.
Which I guess would actually be an advantage if you were gay, come to think of it. Gay morons: try it and report back, if you would.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 24, 2018 01:52 AM (GXOTw)
------
That would be a glitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:53 AM (lSrgA)
...unless you're a formidable individual.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:53 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Adriane the Green Thumb, NOT Critic ... at June 24, 2018 01:53 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 01:18 AM (iTpm7)
---
among other things yes, apparently: suction, vibrations, etc...
if i get you one, will you send me a video of it in action?
DPosted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 01:54 AM (Mw954)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 24, 2018 01:55 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 01:55 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 01:55 AM (Mw954)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 24, 2018 01:52 AM (GXOTw)
Are there any gay Morons to begin with, Alexa doesn't take those stats?
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 01:56 AM (/pt8Q)
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 01:52 AM (H80UQ)
He isn't just nasty. That dude is filthy.
Yes, I've seen a lot of footage of that dude and his wipe-out pitching.
Might the Mighty Tribe destroy those Brew-Swilling Bashers!
*fistbump*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:57 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 10:15 PM
That wasn't very nice.
Posted by: Zombie Arch Stanton at June 24, 2018 01:59 AM (YTxkQ)
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 01:55 AM (H80UQ)
I am going to go-ahead and agree.
...and 'X' gets The Square!
Boston also has a shot, but the window is closing on Cleveland.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 01:59 AM (Ckg4U)
get a couple of those area foggers they sell and Arclight the insect population of the area.
just keep a firearm handy for the predators.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 01:59 AM (Mw954)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2018 01:59 AM (a2xQ5)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 01:56 AM (/pt8Q)
Ungrateful Bread, yeah? But I don't think he posts here any more, at least not under his real name.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 02:00 AM (fZuhk)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 02:00 AM (fZuhk)
i'm too s*ber for a Catruday night ONT.
off to make another drink.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 02:01 AM (Mw954)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2018 02:01 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 02:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Sure! I'm going to get eco-sexual with it. See if I can stimulate the wax peppers in the garden.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 02:01 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2018 02:01 AM (ycWCI)
-Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 02:01 AM (iTpm7)
That follows protocol.
...somewhere.
Monty Python would be proud.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 02:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Maybe I do... if they would just call it by its common name, instead of some made-up-bullshit number.
It might be a simple box-end wrench, of a specific size. Right?
Yeah, I hate trying to 'interpret' factory manuals.
Gimme dat aftermarket book!
Posted by: JQ at June 24, 2018 02:04 AM (yD/Pf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 02:05 AM (H80UQ)
*Raises Beer*
*Taps Screen*
...God bless the baseball fans.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 02:07 AM (Ckg4U)
As I understand it, there used to be hundreds of local breweries all over the U.S., and most of them were put out of business by Prohibition. Some hung on by producing alcohol for medical and industrial purposes.
When that long national nightmare ended, the survivors went back to brewing beer and there were still lots of local and regional brands. The first beer I ever had was Hudepohl when my dad gave me a sip in the backyard after mowing the lawn. I also remember the Hudepohl sign on the left field wall at Crosley Field.
Later on when we moved to the Philadelphia area, I remember him drinking Schaefer. ("Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one.")
When I started drinking in college, I initially drank Miller. Being on the East Coast, I remember the mystique of Coors being rare and exotic. Hunter S. Thompson also helped fuel the Coors cult. We all read his books.
Later on in the 80s I switched to Rolling Rock as my beer of choice. My friends and I found a store that sold imported beers, and what a revelation that was! Of course they were expensive as hell, so they were an occasional treat.
Eventually I gravitated towards Yuengling's Chesterfield Ale as my daily go-to beer. It's a good combination of tasty and inexpensive.
I don't feel like researching it, but I think it was during the Carter Administration when the laws governing homebrewing were relaxed, which led to the growth of the microbrews and craft brews. At first a trickle, they grew to a torrent. We are truly living in a golden age of beer, with a dizzying array of varieties and recipes that was unimaginable 50 years ago.
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 02:08 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 02:01 AM (iTpm7)
---not quite what i had in mind you evil temptress.
besides capsaicin and sensitive tissues are not a good match.
true story: i was drinking beer with an Army GF one day at the Riverside Brewing Company (RIP) and she was eating pickled jalapenos.
she went to return some of the beer she had rented, and, a few minutes later, a shriek and some serious GI profanity sounded from down the hall.
apparently, having had a few, she was not sufficiently about keeping her jalapeno infused fingers sufficiently insulated with TP from the rest of her body.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 02:08 AM (Mw954)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 02:08 AM (Mw954)
add the word "cautious" where it is supposed to be.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 02:09 AM (Mw954)
Posted by: JQ at June 24, 2018 02:04 AM (yD/Pf)
A J9576A is a 48-port managed rackmount gigabit ethernet switch with a 130.9 Mpps forwarding rate.
I mean, I have a couple lying around, but my workbench tastes are... esoteric.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 02:11 AM (fZuhk)
jalapeno infused fingers sufficiently insulated with TP from the rest
of her body.
Yeah, I've done that. ONCE.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 02:11 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 02:12 AM (Mw954)
You need NoScript. It doesn't allow large breaks in your paragraphs like that.
Here's the link:
https://noscript.net/
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 02:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Ooookayyyy... so why don't they just call it... that?
LOL!
Posted by: JQ at June 24, 2018 02:13 AM (yD/Pf)
Posted by: JQ at June 24, 2018 02:14 AM (yD/Pf)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 02:12 AM (Mw954)
I done posted a thing this morning and didn't close italics. By all rights I should be contemplating this in the Barrel of Woe; I don't put close tags in my nick or nothin', it's all without a net. And yet... it closed anyway. Best not to think over long on how Minx does what it does.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 02:15 AM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 02:15 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 02:15 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 02:15 AM (/pt8Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 02:15 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 24, 2018 02:11 AM (iTpm7)
---
LOL... yeah. when i'm making Atomic Buffalo Turds (stuffed jalapenos) for the smoker, it's vinyl gloves at all times.
all those years of NBC decon training, not to mention making chemotherapy, pays off in not having to worry about unexpected "stimulation", as it were.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 02:16 AM (Mw954)
LOL!
Posted by: JQ at June 24, 2018 02:13 AM (yD/Pf)
I don't know. I just googled it and that's what came up.
AOP could have been spitballing or talking about a real tool too, as far as I know.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 02:16 AM (fZuhk)
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 02:18 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 02:20 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2018 02:20 AM (ycWCI)
deleted it before hitting "poast" but it went there anyway.
i've got NoScript. i can block mu.nu and still read the blog?
who knew... and yes, i have close tags in my sig, even though i never use tags. i've stopped a barrelling once or twice since i added them, just by random poasting at the right time.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 02:20 AM (Mw954)
Only do that after you've read the content, else enable it after you've got a "First!"... lol.
Without mu.nu, you won't see any videos, nor can you see certain content.
That doesn't matter when you're in the comments, however.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 02:25 AM (Ckg4U)
Haha, oh I get it... s'alright, lol.
Have looked at 'factory' manuals, and they call out all these (otherwise normal, common tools) by some factory-issued number...
It keeps the shade-trees confused, or slows them down, I guess. At least keeps *regular folk* from (saving HUGE $$$$$) working on their own rigs.
Heh.
Posted by: JQ at June 24, 2018 02:25 AM (yD/Pf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 02:27 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 02:28 AM (Ckg4U)
Three posts-in-a-row is overkill.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 24, 2018 02:30 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2018 02:31 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 24, 2018 02:32 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2018 02:33 AM (ycWCI)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc4yqtoj
It does sound like a good book for fans of beer, whiskey, and baseball.
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 02:38 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 02:39 AM (sdi6R)
It's not about taste or price. It's about competition. The big three are doing everything they can to prevent it.
Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at June 24, 2018 02:41 AM (4xZi9)
Too bad, I guess, since it's a (relatively) cheap buzz.
Also too bad: my employer requires 'drugtesting' so no fun there, either.
fml.
Posted by: JQ at June 24, 2018 02:55 AM (yD/Pf)
People could always make reservations, eat, pay up, then ostentatiously not tip, leaving a note that says "f you, bigots. MAGA"
No harm, no foul.
Much enjoyment.
Posted by: barbarausa at June 24, 2018 02:59 AM (ru28e)
PA's State Store system was also put in place after Prohibition, and stubbornly hangs on to this day. The Republican majority in the state legislature has been unable or unwilling to get rid of it.
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 02:59 AM (sdi6R)
No harm, no foul.
Much enjoyment.
Posted by: barbarausa at June 24, 2018 02:59 AM (ru28e)
I should think a convoy of morons could show up, piss all over the corners of the building, and on the front porch, and then claim to identify as dogs marking territory, because they idolize the restaurateur so much.
This isn't rocket surgery--act like a leftist and all your social sins get washed away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 24, 2018 03:16 AM (NXsWM)
good for lots of laughs
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 03:24 AM (Mw954)
lots of ant food in a restaurant.
i can see the Health Department coming around on a regular basis.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 03:28 AM (Mw954)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2018 03:45 AM (Mw954)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2018 04:00 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 04:05 AM (sdi6R)
PA's State Store system was also put in place after Prohibition, and stubbornly hangs on to this day. The Republican majority in the state legislature has been unable or unwilling to get rid of it.
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 02:59 AM (sdi6R)
WI has a Tavern League, who make sure most grocery stores have to stop selling alcohol in the evening -9 PM here- and so if you didn't stock up, you've got to drink at the bars.
Hmmm, wonder if that might have something to do with the lax view on driving under the influence in WI...
Posted by: Bete, bot of shirking work at June 24, 2018 04:16 AM (F9322)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 04:17 AM (/pt8Q)
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 04:05 AM (sdi6R)
Agqain in WI, Walmart, Target, Shopko and Meijer all have alcohol sections in many/most (?) stores.
Then again, so do most gas stations.
It's probably what makes the climate, taxes and insane denizens of Madison almost tolerable.
Or at least leaves many not sober enough to leave.
Posted by: Bete, bot of shirking work at June 24, 2018 04:22 AM (F9322)
Agqain in WI, Walmart, Target, Shopko and Meijer all have alcohol sections in many/most (?) stores.
Then again, so do most gas stations.
Posted by: Bete, bot of shirking work at June 24, 2018 04:22 AM (F9322)
Good grief. You literally do have to go out of your way to buy alcohol in PA. As in specialized stores that sell only alcohol.
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 04:26 AM (sdi6R)
It's not about taste or price. It's about competition. The big three are doing everything they can to prevent it.
Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at June 24, 2018 02:41 AM (4xZi9)
Wait, are you speaking against distributors? *Makes note to have Mr_Fastbucks audited when Senatorial elevation is finally announced after reveling of the passing of Real American Hero husband.*
Posted by: Cindy M, soon to be AZ junior Senator...for a couple weeks anyway at June 24, 2018 04:26 AM (F9322)
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 04:26 AM (sdi6R)
You (almost) literally have to go out of your way to avoid stores selling alcohol.
Oh, and we do have alcohol only stores as well.
Wisconsin's motto should be "We do drinking".
Story has it New Orleans' Bourbon St ran out of alcohol in 97 when GB played at the Superdome due to WI fans who traveled to the city.
Posted by: Bete, bot of shirking work at June 24, 2018 04:32 AM (F9322)
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2018 04:26 AM (sdi6R)
You (almost) literally have to go out of your way to avoid stores selling alcohol.
Oh, and we do have alcohol only stores as well.
Wisconsin's motto should be "We do drinking".
Story has it New Orleans' Bourbon St ran out of alcohol in 97 when GB played at the Superdome due to WI fans who traveled to the city.
Posted by: Bete, bot of shirking work at June 24, 2018 04:32 AM (F9322)
Ohio has drive-thrus for you to get your beer.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2018 04:43 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: TickledPink at June 23, 2018 11:50 PM (TL2pK)
Stewart's bottled root beer; I don't think it even comes in a plastic 2-liter bottle. Best root beer I've had, considering the name brand ones out there like A ampersand W and Barque's.
Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2018 04:43 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2018 04:43 AM (cAnNx)
I don't think WI has that, I know someone who wanted to open one and was turned down for a liqueur license.
But you can get a beer here in town while watching Jurassic World 2, or any other film not named Soylo at the (non arthouse) theater. Or maybe with enough beers you'll be talked into watching Soylo and won't notice.
Posted by: Bete, bot of shirking work at June 24, 2018 04:53 AM (F9322)
i hope they're not planning to protest at the restaurant with megaphones shouting "shame, shame", "hater", "whip the gash in public", "feckless cunt" or anything mean like that.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 24, 2018 05:33 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 24, 2018 05:34 AM (Pg+x7)
The Democrat party and its fascist adherents have become an existential threat to our constitutional order and republic.
Hell, one of their crazies tried to kill a bunch of Republicans while playing softball.
This is truly banana republic type behavior.
What they are doing is only going to get worse.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 24, 2018 05:34 AM (UfMVm)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2018 01:28 AM (lSrgA)
Tell me more, that's poetry
Posted by: R Gere at June 24, 2018 05:35 AM (D2yIw)
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2018 05:42 AM (zLDYs)
You think you can have a pleseant night out with your family at a restaurant or movie?
Think again.
You will be hounded at every turn.
The left has a near infinent street army at their disposal.
This army isn't centrally controlled per se but know what is expected and what actions to take for all ocasions.
Truly frightnening third world stuff.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 24, 2018 05:42 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2018 05:46 AM (pHfeF)
The Left is kinda like the peasant army that ravaged Cambodia. The thinking was done be a very few intellectuals, but they were able to describe their goal well. Painful, final eradication of everyone who was not them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2018 05:46 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2018 05:49 AM (hyuyC)
The crazy thing is we know what the end game is.
Does anyone believe this type of outrageous behavior is going to stop at merely protests and not escalate to violence.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 24, 2018 05:52 AM (UfMVm)
Argentina is a cautionary tale about getting the first hits in.
The Mormons have a mild protective value with a sorta separate society, isolating them from a lot of such dreariness. I look to their community for lessons.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2018 05:53 AM (hyuyC)
Maybe apple pancakes soon.
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2018 05:53 AM (pHfeF)
The police have the data. They know who the players are on the Left. It is, as always, a small group. Yet they do nothing.
Can Trump change that?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2018 05:54 AM (hyuyC)
The owner said she went back in the kitchen and huddled with her employees, many of them gay, then made her decision.
Piece of the puzzle.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 24, 2018 05:55 AM (LOgQ4)
You think you can have a pleseant night out with your family at a restaurant or movie?
Think again.
You will be hounded at every turn.
The left has a near infinent street army at their disposal.
This army isn't centrally controlled per se but know what is expected and what actions to take for all ocasions.
Truly frightnening third world stuff.
The problem is the progressive marxists need a constant supply of enemies. And like any mob movement, they eventually come back around and eat their own. Some dipshit named Zaretsky at the Atlantic tried to debunk Ann Coulter's book Demonic by going after one of her main cites, Gustav LeBon. From what I read of his article, he basically proves her point, without a hint of self awareness. I used to think that elitism meant you had to possess intellect. I was wrong. Today's "elite" are anti intellectual, they just get paid well to illustrate their ignorance and look down on others.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 24, 2018 05:58 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2018 05:58 AM (pHfeF)
Ah. The population that is deluded to think the Left and their human battering rams in the Islamic and Cartel community will let them be. They are deluded.
The Media is the bad actor in all this. Tit for Tat is a stable negotiating strategy.
And this is round two of Media-Praetorian Guards (FBI) at removing a President they hate. Deep Throat was the #2 person in the FBI.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2018 05:59 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2018 05:59 AM (pHfeF)
Piece of the puzzle.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
So, she gets permission from her employees on who to serve. She does this for each and every customer. If you are wearing white after Labor Day, they'll ask you to leave?
Posted by: Bruce at June 24, 2018 05:59 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 24, 2018 05:59 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Bruce at June 24, 2018 06:01 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2018 06:03 AM (hyuyC)
She then huddled with the staff, many who took issue with the White House on a number of issues and some who are gay, and asked them if they thought Sanders should go.
Just citing the source:
https://www.mediaite.com/online/red-hen-owner-who-booted-sarah-
sanders-speaks-out-would-absolutely-do-it-again/
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 24, 2018 06:03 AM (LOgQ4)
We'll see how long that business lasts and pays off. Hopefully, the market will decide quickly.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 24, 2018 06:04 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Mark at June 24, 2018 06:52 PM (YTXD4)
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