Former Bush Ethics Lawyer Turned, Get This, Democrat Candidate for Minnesota Senate, Needs You to Know He's a Man's Man Tough Guy



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:38 PM




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1 Tucker's talking to him in one minute

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:39 PM (IqV8l)

2 Tucker's talking to him right now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (IqV8l)

3 Does he not sound *just exactly* like South Park's Mr Garrison?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (jn7FC)

4 I've seen this guy before. He clenches his teeth while talking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

5 He's the Clutch Cargo guy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

6
Thomas Hayden Church's great-great-grandfather.

LOL!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (VM6ev)

7 Did Dick Painter have a stroke? His mouth doesn't seem to work properly, which is a significant problem for a politician.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (rdl6o)

8
Taint Painter, there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (VM6ev)

9 "Why am I not 50 points ahead?"

Beta cucks don't know how to alpha, it always plays as comedy. EVERY.TIME.

Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (q177U)

10 If they know how to put out a fire, why did they allow so many Somalis to be re-settled there?

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (JKNZq)

11 >>>Did Dick Painter have a stroke? His mouth doesn't seem to work properly, which is a significant problem for a politician.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (rdl6o)

Not for a power bottom.

Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (q177U)

12 Since I can't watch the vid, can I just hang out here with the cool kids?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (myjNJ)

13 Thanks, I needed a laugh

I'll bet he has bush family consultants helping him out.

I always felt bad for the father bush, taking so much shit for his "no new taxes" misstep.

and I stood with the son as he faced the treasonous dems in trying to fix iraq,...

but f**k them, the horse they rode in on, and and everyone they brought with them to dc. (especially condi :O...)

Reagan's biggest mistake.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (LWu6U)

14
His body is so rigid, it looks like he's reacting to having just walked through a carwash with homeless people urine raining down on him, open mouthed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (VM6ev)

15 Just saw him on Tucker. Wondered why he talks so fucked up.


Interet's best guess is Bell's Palsy, but I haven't looked that up yet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (fuK7c)

16 This guy sounds like he comes from about a thousand miles south of Minnesota. Carpet bagging in the other direction.

Posted by: Midwestern voter at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (YtsCi)

17 Such an unfortunate name. What were his parents thinking?

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at June 19, 2018 08:46 PM (6Jzz+)

18 Twitter videos aren't working for me again.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

19 Oh goodie, Cathy Areu coming up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (IqV8l)

20 So, if I've got this right, he's adopted an anti-dumpster fire position.

Whew! Glad we got that settled!

Posted by: Ersatz at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (44PTs)

21 That's a spoof right?

Is it April fools?

Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)

22 His Paralysis is the complication of shinlges.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (pJgj9)

23 Doesn't look like Bell's palsy. that just affects one side of the face. (see Nancy Zieman of sewing fame)

And I think this guy is confused. He's talking about DC but running for governor? Why doesn't he run for the Senate instead?

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (JKNZq)

24 Is it my imagination or is there something a little off about Dick? And do we need more retards in Washington? After watching part of that hearing today it seems like the short bus is full.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (rdl6o)

25
Interet's best guess is Bell's Palsy, but I haven't looked that up yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (fuK7c)

Just saw the video, and my first thought was he either had a stroke or Bell's Palsy. My sister had that, and it was unpleasant-took three months to resolve.

Posted by: moki at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (V+V48)

26 I posted this yesterday. This guy talks like he's got a dick in his mouth.

Posted by: Eric Holder at June 19, 2018 08:48 PM (r9UYA)

27 Minnesota tough. Its like Minnesota Nice but it only applies to lutefish and pussies like this haircut.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 19, 2018 08:48 PM (7PllL)

28 off dirty sock

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 08:48 PM (r9UYA)

29 I got through 31 seconds of this 40 second ad.
Since he's Da Meme Mastah!, allow me to suggest an ad more suited to his talents. He should cringe. In front of the camera, for 40 seconds.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (6FqZa)

30 How many miliGores were released in that campaign add?

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (5FeFH)

31 Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Includes dementia, so yea, a good candidate for Senate.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (pJgj9)

32 ace is posting a lot. and very rapidly.

Posted by: monkey on crack at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (ItyGR)

33 >>His Paralysis is the complication of shinlges.

That settles it. I'm hiring an illegal to do the roof job.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (/tuJf)

34 This is a joke, right? The voice is dubbed, and the Bells Palsy is makeup, right?

It seriously looks like a Phil hartman skit from SNL.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (Agn5J)

35 Bell's Palsy

Sounds more like Balls' Gargly.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (6FqZa)

36 I watched it with the sound off. Is he suggesting a new detention facility for illegals?

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (vDapD)

37

You're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (UFLLM)

38 I've seen this guy before. He clenches his teeth while talking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

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He's like a bad ventriloquist or his dummy.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (PvFoN)

39
What's with the botox face..... oh never mind.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (r+sAi)

40 OK this if from the onion right?


there is no way on this planet that his campaign team told him this was a good idea.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (+Dllb)

41 Judging from the Senate as presently constituted, he is a natural.
(This comment is not to be confused as an endorsement...)

Posted by: navybrat, pass the popcorn at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (w7KSn)

42 Dick Painter. I'm sure he has no adolescent hangups being expressed here.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (ORa54)

43 >>Sounds more like Balls' Gargly.

Gupin' goop.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (Agn5J)

44 The dumpster fire has more charisma than this guy.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (oLa9K)

45 Unfrozen Caveman Senator

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (UOcKN)

46 Hello, my name is Eric Scrotimoff and I'm running for congress.BTW, NGU- congratulations, Captain Sir! Will you allow an old Chief to buy you a beer?

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (zLDYs)

47 >His Paralysis is the complication of shinlges.

So an anti-vaxxer? I would expect no less from Minnesota

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (LWu6U)

48 How nice. A man with what appears to be a near-motionless Botox face doing the "dumb southerner" routine about fake news as a part of a campaign ad centered around a tired metaphor.

Screw him. It is America's looniest state, though, so I'll guess that he pulls in 85% of the vote.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (hYcqw)

49 That last pose is hilarious! He looks like a little kid told to look fierce to amuse his grandfather. Perfect for a Bushie dweeb.

Posted by: JTB at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (V+03K)

50 That ad is cringeworthy.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

51 Well, this is the state that put a pro-wrestler in the governors mansion, and let an un-funny comedian steal a congressional seat.

Posted by: doug whiddon at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (ek0tc)

52 A campaign ad depicting a dumpster fire is itself a complete dumpster fire.

#META

Posted by: Ersatz at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (44PTs)

53 Does he not sound *just exactly* like South Park's Mr Garrison?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (jn7FC)


You're not wrong.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (fZuhk)

54 "Yeah, I painted a few dicks in my day. Wanna fight about it?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (Agn5J)

55 Wasn't it proven that Rachel Carson's Silent Spring was horseshit! Tucker let her get away that crap being provably false.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (rdl6o)

56 HOLY CRAP JORDAN PETERSON IS ON TUCKER

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)

57 His Paralysis is the complication of shinlges.
Posted by: BluesFish at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (pJgj9)
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Alright, I will retract the "Botox face" part of my reply. I made a bad assumption about the vanity for which politicians are known.

I stand by the rest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (hYcqw)

58 You know what he should do? Spray himself in the face with pepper spray!

Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (O5Q3r)

59 >>Well, this is the state that put a pro-wrestler in the governors mansion, and let an un-funny comedian steal a congressional seat.

And still not nearly as screwed up as California.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (/tuJf)

60 Painter? I hardly know her!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Agn5J)

61 Wasn't it proven that Rachel Carson's Silent Spring was horseshit! Tucker let her get away that crap being provably false.


Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM

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She has more murders to her credit than either Stalin or Mao. 50+ MILLION and counting as a direct result of her fiction book.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (+Dllb)

62 Didn't we cover this ass wipe's campaign a few weeks ago titled "Mr. Parasite Goes to Washington"?....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (EoRCO)

63 He sounds like a cartoon character.

Posted by: CMU VET at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (C+wjz)

64 We'll horseshit, I can't get the video to start. I'll bet he looks ghey though. Does he look ghey? Bet it's ghey.

Posted by: Jabroni at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Jl8nA)

65
He talks like a fag and his shit's retarded

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (pNxlR)

66 For those of you with kids, he also sounds like Zoos from Gravity Falls.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Agn5J)

67 TLW

He is a dumpster fire or something?

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (NLQj5)

68 Any other state, I'd say they would laugh him off the stage, but this being Minnie Soda....

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (cY3LT)

69 He's a Mike Judge character, right?

Spokesmodel for Preparation H?

Posted by: ro-man at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (RuIsu)

70 I actually put out a dumpster fire, years ago. Brought up the water truck and used the firehouse in the front. Lot's of fun doing that.
********

By the way - who was the stiff with the stick up the stick up the stick up his ass in the video?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (0QYMt)

71 It's a comedy bit, right? It's got to be a comedy bit. Please tell me it's a comedy bit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (SiINZ)

72 Ok, the guy is creepy, doofy, and weird, but it is MN, it just might work.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (n13/j)

73 Dumpster FAHRR!

Okay, so he's had a stroke or two. It's still funny.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (SN4NF)

74
His campaign manager's name is Pole Smoker. Amirite?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (pNxlR)

75 Does that guy have a Beavis nose, or was that Butthead?

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

76 Dick Paint the Fence

Posted by: Mr Miyagi at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (+FSZM)

77 I'm Clutch Cargo, and I approve this message!

Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (O5Q3r)

78 I think I'm gonna barf!

Posted by: Margie Gunderson at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (Agn5J)

79 dammit Tucker , you gave the racist, Obama-lickers 3 whole minutes apiece -

Dr. Jordan Peterson deserves his own damn segment!

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (ItyGR)

80 People paid money for that commercial. There were writers, a director, editors. None of them said no.

Thieves they are.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (ZuGkg)

81
Being Minnesota, what are the odds of him winning? No matter how much of a joke he is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (SiINZ)

82 in minnesota, this guy is a rocket surgeon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (KP5rU)

83
HOLY CRAP JORDAN PETERSON IS ON TUCKER
Posted by: canned hate


He was the antidote to Creepy Cathy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (IqV8l)

84 He's kinda funny lookin'.

Ya?

Ya!

Posted by: Every Cast Member Of Fargo at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (Agn5J)

85 Does that guy have a Beavis nose, or was that Butthead?
Posted by: Miklos from arch support at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)


Guy Smiley, Sesame Street. I never forget a Muppet.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (fZuhk)

86 Ok, the guy is creepy, doofy, and weird, but it is MN, it just might work.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (n13/j)

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This is the State that elected Al Franken......twice. I'd say this guy knows his target audience pretty well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (I16G8)

87
This is nowhere as good a Demon Sheep.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (r+sAi)

88 I missed Peterson because I couldn't stand that stupid bint Tucker had on. God in Heaven I want to stab her eyeballs.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (dUJdY)

89 Being Minnesota, what are the odds of him winning? No matter how much of a joke he is
....


Senator Al Franken

*mic drop*

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)

90 I had the same problem with Vukmir's ad the next state over.

Vukmir put her face next to the word 'threatened'. I get that she wants to present herself as the candidate who overcomes the threats. But at the same time she looks weak.

This Mr Garrison soundalike wants to portray himself as the man to put out the dumpster fire. But in so doing he's associated his face (and voice) with a burning load of crap.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (6FqZa)

91 64 We'll horseshit, I can't get the video to start. I'll bet he looks ghey though. Does he look ghey? Bet it's ghey.
Posted by: Jabroni at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Jl8nA)

Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (oLa9K)

92 HOLY CRAP JORDAN PETERSON IS ON TUCKER
Posted by: canned hate
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Got me to tune in. Agree with 79.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (hYcqw)

93 10,000 lakes, and 5,000,000 retards.

Painter obviously being one of them.

Why are wasting perfectly good desert when we could store nuclear waste in Minnesota? Accelerating the rate of evolution there could only have a positive effect.

(Btw, am I the only who suspects Painter has a broomstick up his ass when he recorded this commercial?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (YqDXo)

94 Everyone knows that in Minnesota, dumpster fires are extinguished with Jello salad.

Posted by: Miklos from arch support management at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (zCyNd)

95
58 You know what he should do? Spray himself in the face with pepper spray!
Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (O5Q3r)


I heard the audio of that on Rich Zeoli's radio talk show last week. I laughed so hard at how stupid it was.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (pNxlR)

96 The near perfect Leftie-Bushie-NTrumper candidate. 100% Lunatic

Posted by: oh brother at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (6OUNd)

97 The gerbil's dead, Dick.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (Agn5J)

98 People paid money for that commercial. There were writers, a director, editors. None of them said no.

Thieves they are.
Posted by: Simplemind
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Embarrassing. Maybe he wrote the script himself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (kBWZu)

99 7 Did Dick Painter have a stroke? His mouth doesn't seem to work properly, which is a significant problem for a politician.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (rdl6o)

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In July 2015, Painter was diagnosed with shingles and Ramsay Hunt syndrome, leaving his face partially paralyzed.

And.

Ramsay Hunt syndrome type 2 is the reactivation of herpes zoster in the geniculate ganglion. It is sometimes called herpes zoster oticus, and has variable presentation which may include a lower motor neuron lesion of the facial nerve, deafness, vertigo, and pain. A triad of ipsilateral facial paralysis, ear pain, and vesicles on the face, on the ear, or in the ear is the typical presentation.

All from Wiki.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pvjTE)

100 Ethics Lawyer?
Democrat Candidate?
Minnesota Senate?
Man's Man?
Tough Guy?

Ace, you kidder you! I'm filling my Depends I'm laughing so hard.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (9BLnV)

101 70 I actually put out a dumpster fire, years ago. Brought up the water truck and used the firehouse in the front. Lot's of fun doing that.
********

Water like from the toilet?

Should have used Brawndo. It's got the electrolytes that dumpster fire's crave.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (UOcKN)

102
94 Everyone knows that in Minnesota, dumpster fires are extinguished with Jello salad.
Posted by: Miklos from arch support management at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (zCyNd)


Lutefisk. Nothing better!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pNxlR)

103 Willowed. I had mentioned Maxine Waters in the last thread, and then remembered some ancient history:
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Speaking of Maxine Waters, anybody here remember when she was the "Representative from Rap-A-Lot Records" in the late 90s?

She was on the take, and effectively ended the investigation of the Geto Boys and their bespoke record label for trafficking large quantities of cocaine in Houston. She alleged systematic racism on behalf of the DEA field office and it's legendary drug investigator, Jack Schumacher, who had hounded the group since the late '80s.

Geto Boys subsequently released the album "The Foundation," with the lyric in the song "Yes Yes Y'all:"

"We sent the whole world a fuck-you note /
Shumacher's got a desk job /
Fuck you, hoes."

Maxine subsequently got hit with an ethics investigation (nothing happened, of course) by the House Committee on Government Reform. It's spokesman at the time was Sean Spicer.

Just a fun bit of corruption history I thought of, because I happen to be a GB fan, and I hate Maxine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (UiRxW)

104 91 64 We'll horseshit, I can't get the video to start. I'll bet he looks ghey though. Does he look ghey? Bet it's ghey.
Posted by: Jabroni at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Jl8nA)

Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (oLa9K)


a) he does look ghey

b) I'm covering all bets that there's been LOTS bigger than straws up his squeaker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (YqDXo)

105 This is the State that elected Al Franken......twice. I'd say this guy knows his target audience pretty well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (I16G

Jesse Ventura too.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (n13/j)

106
Being Minnesota, what are the odds of him winning? No matter how much of a joke he is
....



Senator Al Franken

*mic drop*


Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)
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Jessie Ventura

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (PvFoN)

107 At least you can't say he talks out both sides of his mouth....

Posted by: Mouth dysfunctions at June 19, 2018 09:00 PM (8qYU4)

108 Speaking of Maxine Waters, anybody here remember when she was the "Representative from Rap-A-Lot Records" in the late 90s?

I thought she was the representative from Club 85.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:00 PM (YqDXo)

109 Hey!

Hannity has ...wait for it....wait for it...


"Breaking News"

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (ItyGR)

110
I wonder who looked at this video and said, It's a winner Dick let's go with it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (SiINZ)

111 I suspect his handler told him, "Perfect posture! You need perfect posture to get votes!"

I speak from experience. I have bad posture and am working on fixing it. Deliberate attention to posture gives me the "broomstick up your ass" look, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (hYcqw)

112 105 This is the State that elected Al Franken......twice. I'd say this guy knows his target audience pretty well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (I16G

Jesse Ventura too.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (n13/j)


And people make fun of California. Half of the worst liberals here are FROM Minnesota.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (YqDXo)

113 Why are wasting perfectly good desert when we could store nuclear waste in Minnesota? Accelerating the rate of evolution there could only have a positive effect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (YqDXo)

Not if we get Planet of the Apes! And there are plenty of Somalians in Minnesota now.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (9BLnV)

114 Senator Al Franken

*mic drop*

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)

There is only one reason why sedans have a market in Minnesota, rather than SUVs or pickups.

Trunks.

Posted by: Miklos from not a GM customer at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (zCyNd)

115 People keep referring to Painter as an ex-Bushie but for the last number of years he has been working for the Soros funded CREW and tried to sue Trump for emolument retard shit.

He's a lefty loon and always has been.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (/tuJf)

116 I thought she was the representative from Club 85
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What's Club 85?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (UiRxW)

117 According to Sheila Jackson Lee or whatever, Ron rosenstein is getting fired on Friday.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (ZuGkg)

118 Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan, amended.
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)

119
Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.


"Why, I say boy, why he was so scared, you couldn'ta driven a needle up his ass with a sledgehammah."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (HaL55)

120 This is nowhere as good a Demon Sheep.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM

Remember, Carly Fiorina paid for that. She was one of the GOP's 15 best and brightest that Trump whomped in '16.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (SN4NF)

121 you people talk about ventura and franken. mark dayton is a bigger phucktard than those two added together. icebacks never fucking learn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

122 Everyone knows that in Minnesota, dumpster fires are extinguished with Jello salad.
Posted by: Miklos
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Where all of the women are strong, the men good looking, and the politicians are dumber than dirt.

Posted by: Garrison 'The Groper' Keillor at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (pNih8)

123 Okay I don't feel right laughing at that video. What's wrong with him? Serious question.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (dUJdY)

124 "What's wrong with your faaaace?"

Posted by: Alex at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (vshng)

125 This guy's got no chance. Not weird enough for us.

Posted by: mikeski from MN at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (JGBbg)

126 OK this if from the onion right?


The one on his belt ?

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (nBx9H)

127 I thought she was the representative from Club 85.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:00 PM (YqDXo)

That would be eddi FI.

Posted by: Maxine Waters Hair at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (zAmE9)

128 Should have used Brawndo. It's got the electrolytes that dumpster fire's crave.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (UOcKN)
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Awesome. *golf clap*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (UiRxW)

129 What's Club 85?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (UiRxW)


The first rule of Club 85 is that we don't talk about Club 85.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (YqDXo)

130 Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan, amended.
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)
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Palp, what are you united under? I assume it isn't a pagoda.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (hYcqw)

131 So are you sure that isn't a campaign ad from Idiocracy?

Posted by: `8-` at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (+DkQm)

132 Okay I don't feel right laughing at that video. What's wrong with him? Serious question.
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He's got a medical issue. But what's wrong with him is that he's a democrat from Minnesota.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (ZuGkg)

133 1.a. Glass Minnesota

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)

3M (Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing) was founded by three guys who thought hey had bought a valuable mining concession, to find out it was nothing but sand. Clever guys; they invented sandpaper.

But the presence of the basic material for vitrification is well established.

Posted by: Miklos from a practical point of view at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (zCyNd)

134 Just to make the point clear from the earlier posts.

When people talk about Labor wanting Britain to be "more multicultural"

Multi-cultural here means "less British"


As always, when people say they want more diversity or multi-cultural it is just a euphemism. They are saying they hate you, and want to end you.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (LWu6U)

135 1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)
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I think it's half icebacks, half Somali, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (UiRxW)

136 >>According to Sheila Jackson Lee or whatever, Ron rosenstein is getting fired on Friday.


According to Sheila Jackson Lee, astronauts planted a US flag on Mars.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

137 Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.

"Why, I say boy, why he was so scared, you couldn'ta driven a needle up his ass with a sledgehammah."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (HaL55)


"Couldn't have pulled a needle out of his ass with a tractor."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (YqDXo)

138 130. The Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere is united by the following principles:
1. Fuck those guys
2. Warfare
3. SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (fA1SL)

139 14
His body is so rigid, it looks like he's reacting to having just walked through a carwash with homeless people urine raining down on him, open mouthed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (VM6ev)

He's so stiff he make Al Gore look like an autofellatio freak.

(h/t Dennis Miller)

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (4ErVI)

140 Palp, what are you united under? I assume it isn't a pagoda.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (hYcqw)
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All corners of the world under one dacha.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW)

141 What about the candidate who pepper sprayed himself in a commercial to prove that nobody needs a gun? That's probably the best/worst I've ever seen. Truly guffaw worthy. He probably thought it would go "viral" with the kids.

Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (rv0Fo)

142 OK, joking about his paralysis is mean. But he really should do something about the dead raccoon on his head.

Posted by: Alex at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (vshng)

143 Maybe because Minn. has so much good fishing, I imagined Painter holding that last pose with a Mepps lure dangling from the corner of his mouth. Guess I have a weird imagination. But it's funny.

Posted by: JTB at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (V+03K)

144 He looks and talks like a Dick Tracy villain.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (T71PA)

145 "Couldn't have pulled a needle out of his ass with a tractor."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (YqDXo)

Shove a lump of coal up his ass, it would come out a diamond.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (zAmE9)

146 "What's wrong with your faaaace?"
Posted by: Alex
==========

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Henry Waxman at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (pNih8)

147 140. * fistbump *
This guy gets it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

148 According to Sheila Jackson Lee or whatever, Ron rosenstein is getting fired on Friday.


According to Sheila Jackson Lee, astronauts planted a US flag on Mars.
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And your point would be .....

/sarcasm off

Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (ZuGkg)

149 OK, joking about his paralysis is mean. But he really should do something about the dead raccoon on his head.
Posted by: Alex at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (vshng)
++++++++
Not just anyone can be Donald J. "Samson" Trump.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (hYcqw)

150 Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.



"Why, I say boy, why he was so scared, you couldn'ta driven a needle up his ass with a sledgehammah."



"Couldn't have pulled a needle out of his ass with a tractor."



Swallowed a penny and shit copper wire.

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 09:09 PM (ItyGR)

151 His body is so rigid, it looks like he's reacting to having just walked through a carwash with homeless people urine raining down on him, open mouthed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (VM6ev)


He looked like he was the guy with the pager up his ass who the ER staff periodically called.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:09 PM (YqDXo)

152 Just to make the point clear from the earlier posts.

When people talk about Labor wanting Britain to be "more multicultural"

Multi-cultural here means "less British"


As always, when people say they want more diversity or multi-cultural it is just a euphemism. They are saying they hate you, and want to end you.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (LWu6U)



Enoch Powell: I tried to warn them 50 years ago, but would they listen? Noooo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:09 PM (SiINZ)

153 And people make fun of California. Half of the worst liberals here are FROM Minnesota.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (YqDXo)

---------

I do occasionally make fun of CA, because of the loonie policies the Coastals and Sacramento have enacted, not the general populace.

And, I have never been insensitive enough to simply tell someone they need to move to the South or wherever, because I understand how difficult that can be, with professional and family entanglements, as well as a love for their home state.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (I16G8)

154 All corners of the world under one dacha.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW)
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We all get dachas? I'm in. It used to just be a chicken in every pot. We've come a long way, baby. Those SMRs sure know how to raise the bar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (hYcqw)

155 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Henry Waxman at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (pNih


I'd like to take this opportunity to bring the thread's attention one of ace's top five headlines of all time:

"Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/346832.php

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (fZuhk)

156 > What's wrong with him?

Aside from the face thing, he is playing a rough guy standing in front of a dumpster with a gentle fire, talking about how other people don't want to put it out.

It is hilariously fake bravado. Then there is a shower of water from above.

This man has never seen a dumpster fire. (they are wild and shoot dozens of feet into the air) has never held a hose thicker than his hammechler shmeckler garden hose, and never gotten soot under his finger nails. But he is a tough guy. He will stand up to the PDT.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LWu6U)

157 Maybe because Minn. has so much good fishing

On fishing sites, the fish say that Minnesota has a lot of good peopling, although out-smarting Minnesotans isn't much of a challenge.

See, e.g., Sweden's immigration policies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (YqDXo)

158 Geeze, Gowdy knows how to ask the questions, whether he gets anything done or not.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LUV9/)

159 Only Bush would hire a guy named Dick Painter.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (T71PA)

160 That video was just weird, off kilter--his speech pattern, his body language. Like some SNL or SCTV character.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (RfnqA)

161 156 > What's wrong with him?

Aside from the face thing, he is playing a rough guy standing in front of a dumpster with a gentle fire, talking about how other people don't want to put it out.

It is hilariously fake bravado. Then there is a shower of water from above.

This man has never seen a dumpster fire. (they are wild and shoot dozens of feet into the air) has never held a hose thicker than his hammechler shmeckler garden hose, and never gotten soot under his finger nails. But he is a tough guy. He will stand up to the PDT.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LWu6U)


You want to see him jump into action, tell him his bathhouse is on fire. THEN you'll see some serious action.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (YqDXo)

162 Painter and an Ambulance Chaser apparently have interchangeable ads.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (H8S+R)

163 Lutefisk. Nothing better!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pNxlR)
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The notion of a bin full of burning lutefisk is truly stomach-churning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (hYcqw)

164 159 Only Bush would hire a guy named Dick Painter.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (T71PA)


"Just to be clear, Mr. Painter ... "

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (YqDXo)

165 "Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/346832.php
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (fZuhk)

Waxman *is* Bat Boy!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (T71PA)

166 Dick Painter? Hey, it's a living.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (RfnqA)

167 The notion of a bin full of burning lutefisk is truly stomach-churning.
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Couldn't agree more. Such a waste!

Posted by: Al Franken at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (ZuGkg)

168 Lutefisk. Nothing better!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pNxlR) /i]

For dropping on ISIS.

Btw, now that the Magic Negro is out of public housing, notice how we don't hear shit about ISIS anymore?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (YqDXo)

169 If lutefisk could "burn" it would be part of the recipe.

Posted by: ro-man at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (RuIsu)

170 I actually could see Trump dropping the hammer on Ronny boy on Friday.

With the outrage already dialed up to 11 for da kidz? Absolutely. It's what he does.

Plus it smash cuts from the border to ZOMG HE FIRED ROSENSTEIN!!

Expect suicides. Hopefully televised.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (4ErVI)

171 We all get dachas? I'm in. It used to just be a chicken in every pot. We've come a long way, baby. Those SMRs sure know how to raise the bar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (hYcqw)
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Well yeah... we get dachas. The vanquished get kommunal'ki.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (UiRxW)

172 You know what we were thinking? We were thinking, "Imma vote for Bush. That's like another four years of Reagan, right? Right?!?"

And we were wrong. We were so wrong, it boggles the mind. We forgot Poppa Bush's history as CIA director. And all the crap that goes along with it. We forgot how and why VPs are chosen (hint: it's got nothing EVER to do with the presidential candidate's politics*).

We forgot these things. And we fucked up.

*This current administration may or may not comply with this rule. Ask me in 16 years.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (C1NyB)

173 Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan, amended.
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM

That would result in an unacceptable amount of lutefisk fallout. Think of the children downwind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (BAML8)

174 Cringe-inducing ad.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (iTpm7)

175 1.a. Glass Minnesota

Southern Minnesota. The North half is mostly good peeps, and they have the cannibalism problem exterminated, there is no cannibalism in Minnesota. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (UFLLM)

176 And, I have never been insensitive enough to simply
tell someone they need to move to the South or wherever, because I
understand how difficult that can be, with professional and family
entanglements, as well as a love for their home state.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (I16G

specific personal issues aside. Americans are too "sticky" these days. One of the catalysts for the Americans post war boom was the willingness for Americans to move to where the best opportunity was located. JMO.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (n13/j)

177 Mr. Dumpster, that's his name.
A flaming dumpster is his fame.
Mr. Dumpster. Dumb-Dumb.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (Zskvw)

178 He is a Herpes American and proud of his heritage.

Proud I say!

You Zoster Haters go eat some hate chicken or something.

Posted by: Naturalfake at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (ZSkht)

179 166 Dick Painter? Hey, it's a living.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (RfnqA)


Even Adolf painted landscapes. Painting dicks? I don't even want to know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (YqDXo)

180 Damn! How many times can I vote for this guy!

Posted by: Max Headroom at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (O5Q3r)

181 173.
Omelets, eggs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (fA1SL)

182 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)

183 Who is afraid of a dumpster fire?

What is he saying, that only minnesota people with ten thousand lakes know how to put water on a dumpster fire?

And Washington, D.C. isn't a dumpster fire, it is a cesspool of corrupt politicians,

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (roQNm)

184 Btw, now that the Magic Negro is out of public housing, notice how we don't hear shit about ISIS anymore?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (YqDXo)


Uuuuhhhh, that would be ISIL.

Posted by: Preznit Pantload at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (T71PA)

185 *squeek*

Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (Tyii7)

186 In Colorado Lopez just pissed me off. Where do you differ from Trump? I would not have passed the huge tax bill? Seriously WTF? Do you mean the budget bill? Cuz the tax (cut) bill is one of the few things that congress had to do and the RINOs didn't welsh on and not signing that would have been a horrible mistake.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (eASYU)

187 He looks and talks like a Dick Tracy villain.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (T71PA)

Hahaha...yup. He's known as Herpmouth in the criminal underworld.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (EoRCO)

188
Dick "Conehead" Painter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (SiINZ)

189
>>We forgot these things. And we fucked up.

What I want to know is, who is GWB's real father?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (LWu6U)

190 BREAKING

Lake Wobegon to replace Yucca Mountain as nuclear waste disposal site

Somali owned company given contract for life of project, or of the workers

Posted by: MiklosWatch at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zCyNd)

191 172 You know what we were thinking? We were thinking, "Imma vote for Bush. That's like another four years of Reagan, right? Right?!?"

And we were wrong. We were so wrong, it boggles the mind. We forgot Poppa Bush's history as CIA director. And all the crap that goes along with it. We forgot how and why VPs are chosen (hint: it's got nothing EVER to do with the presidential candidate's politics*).

We forgot these things. And we fucked up.

*This current administration may or may not comply with this rule. Ask me in 16 years.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (C1NyB)


The operative question is, "What was the alternative?"

Hamburger Helper isn't so bad, when the alternative is a shit sandwich.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

192 Btw, now that the Magic Negro is out of public housing, notice how we don't hear shit about ISIS anymore?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (YqDXo)

Nor ISIL.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zAmE9)

193 We Minnesotans sure end up with unique politicians. It's not my fault!

Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (09dBJ)

194 Sure, we shouldn't mock an actual case of paralysis. But we can surely mock his appalling judgment. We get it, it's not his fault he he looks and sounds weird. But it is his fault thinking he can still make a tough guy commercial. (You don't think Krauthammer would ever make that mistake.)

But Beta? NFW. If this guy got massive testosterone injections for 6 months, he'd still make Stetler look like a Gamma.

(It's really a shame Omega Man has already been used.)

Posted by: George LeS at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (59GGI)

195 >>> 118 Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan, amended.
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)

...but Uncle Palp, that's so wasteful. Imagine using kinetic bombardment instead. The land could be re-populated so much sooner.

Plus, the same method could be used to "dig" canals.

Oh hey, TGE has said he wants to have a Space Force!

*ponders*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (0ReGO)

196 I'm Tough! Not Weak like people say! And I want Respect!

Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (TKQ/l)

197 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)

Prayers.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zAmE9)

198 specific personal issues aside. Americans are too "sticky" these days. One of the catalysts for the Americans post war boom was the willingness for Americans to move to where the best opportunity was located. JMO.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (n13/j)
+++++++++++
Why do you think "they" like it when people are debt slaves? Hard to pick up and move to opportunity (even if you're willing or enthusiastic about it) when you owe your soul to the company store. Debt reduces mobility, and we Americans have a lot of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (hYcqw)

199 Palerider, Lopez can eat a BOD.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (LBSeG)

200 182 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)


Your dad, Infidel? Where are you moving to?

This is tough. I will be praying for you.

Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (/A+Cl)

201 That there's a jello salad dumpster fahr.

Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (Tyii7)

202 If lutefisk could "burn" it would be part of the recipe.

Posted by: ro-man at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (RuIsu)

Never been on the receiving end of a Molofisk Cocktail, have you?

Posted by: Miklos, witha cautionary tale at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (zCyNd)

203 158 Geeze, Gowdy knows how to ask the questions, whether he gets anything done or not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LUV9/)


and, after wray's smirking all the way through yesterday's hearing, i think gowdy and meadows planned that final FU to wray, with meadows outing attorney #1 and #2. meadows was great.

Posted by: Ever at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (QPeHQ)

204 "Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/346832.php

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (fZuhk)


Fuckin' sublime.

Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (rv0Fo)

205 Somali owned company given contract for life of project, or of the workers
Posted by: MiklosWatch at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zCyNd)


Evolution throttle down to the floor. They'll either end up as geniuses or as coacervates.

Either way, a big improvement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (YqDXo)

206 thanks golfman.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (LBSeG)

207 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)
+++++++++
You yourself, Infidel, or a relative? Either way, prayers in you're direction but I'd like to be specific.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (hYcqw)

208 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)
-----
Dear G-d. So sorry. I've been through this with my Grandmother. Try to spend as much time as you can, without cramping his style.

And definitely try to spend the last evening. That was when she was at her most lucid, pouring shots and reminiscing about the good times.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (UiRxW)

209 195. The Plan requires the use of nukes. Our polling showed that was what sold it with the future peasantry.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (fA1SL)

210 Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)

211 That video is weird. Yeah, he sounds like Mr Garrison, but also his whole face is frozen like it was re-healed burn tissue, melted and reformed. I'm surprised he'd want fire anywhere near him.

Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (Vb4BV)

212 106


Being Minnesota, what are the odds of him winning? No matter how much of a joke he is

....







Senator Al Franken



*mic drop*





Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)

********************



Jessie Ventura

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (PvFoN)

Darth Vadersen

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (0QYMt)

213 off worthless sock

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (T71PA)

214 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)


So sorry to hear this. Best wishes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (YqDXo)

215 Imagine how many dicks you have to paint to earn a name like that.

Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (Vb4BV)

216 Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface

One nostril alone could house three generations.

Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (Tyii7)

217 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM

Prayers for you and yours, Infidel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (BAML8)

218

Infidel, prayers and karma out for you. Hospice is a gift, use them.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (UFLLM)

219 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain 3 and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)

----------

So sorry, Infidel. A prayer up that things go as well as they possibly can during these terrible circumstances.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (I16G8)

220 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.

Oh Infidel I am sorry for you, hang in there!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (nWc4E)

221 Your dad, Infidel? Where are you moving to?

This is tough. I will be praying for you.

Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2018 09:17


Yes Emmie. Moving into dad's. I can be there all night and little bro will come over and spend days. I hope it's quick and painless for dad. Like falling asleep and not waking up.


I hate writing that, but the oncologist agrees.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (LBSeG)

222 210 Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)


Only if he paints spots on one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (YqDXo)

223 Holy Shit! Its a retard standing in front of a dumpster fire.

Some People are so predictable, I hate being right.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (NLQj5)

224 "Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"
**************************************************

His kids are probably scaring the other kids at school with their giant nostrils, a gift from Dad.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (2NqXo)

225 fake Democrat..or fake Republican...or just fake?

Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (Y274z)

226 Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?


Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)

That is Toad in the Spot.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (n13/j)

227 AAADRIIIANNNN!!!

Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (TKQ/l)

228 Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)

Only if he paints spots on one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM

I thought that was Spotted Rosen.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:22 PM (2NqXo)

229 Infidel - Say a little more...I'm trying to get a grip on what's going on. You've got my prayers for sure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:22 PM (4lDWV)

230 Go ahead, knock this battery off my shoulder, I Dare Ya!

Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:22 PM (TKQ/l)

231 fake Democrat..or fake Republican...or just fake?
Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (Y274z)
+++++++++++
A real member of the Party.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (hYcqw)

232 Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface

One nostril alone could house three generations.
Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM

A fucked chicken in every pot, a car in every nostril.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (2NqXo)

233 193
We Minnesotans sure end up with unique politicians. It's not my fault!



Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (09dBJ)


Who can forget the governorship of Adolph Hitlersen back in 1946-1950?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (0QYMt)

234 It's like somebody put a M-80 is Dick Painter's mouth and set it off.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (NLQj5)

235 That is Toad in the Spot.
Posted by: Quint
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I thought it was 'Toad in the Hole'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (4lDWV)

236 Infidel, prayers up for you.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (T71PA)

237 >>Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?

There is no such thing as a British delicacy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

238 Infidel, prayers up for you. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: moki at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (V+V48)

239 This guy just screams skeevy politician, or child molesting clown when not pretending to be a politician, but mostly the clown thing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (1g7ch)

240 I finally sorted out what his movements and mouth remind me of.

He reminds of Spottswoode from Team America: World Police.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (UOcKN)

241 Helena Handbasket @ 195- Space Force?A home for junior AF personnel to go to advance. Just like the AF was cobble up from the Army Air Corps in 1947. Bad idea? probably.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (zLDYs)

242 A real member of the Party.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (hYcqw)
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Damn straight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (UiRxW)

243 BREAKING

Former Rep. Henry Waxman to donate nostrils to "tiny house" affordable housing initiative

Posted by: MiklosWatch PM at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (zCyNd)

244 I've got CHUNKS of dumpsters like this in my stool!

Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (TKQ/l)

245 I thought it was 'Toad in the Hole'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (4lDWV)

C'est Vrai

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (n13/j)

246 I hate writing that, but the oncologist agrees.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (LBSeG)


It's tough, but you will be such a blessing and comfort for your dad.

Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (/A+Cl)

247 Infidel, so very sorry.


Do you need any help moving??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (0ReGO)

248 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)


Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (T71PA)

249 241. Look, any step toward the creation of Space Marines is a step in the right direction.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)

250 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
+++++++++
My mother lived in England in the "Stirikin' Seventies" and had some trouble getting home because transport was locked up. The ocean line put her and the rest of the passengers up for the night while figured out what they were going to do. Her comment on the meals:
"They got it terribly wrong. We had an English dinner and a French breakfast."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (hYcqw)

251 I'm so sorry Infidel. Saying a prayer for you and your family. Hospice is a Godsend though. Don't know how we would have gotten though my MIL's illness without them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (dUJdY)

252 That is Toad in the Spot.
Posted by: Quint
---------

I thought it was 'Toad in the Hole'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
----------

No, wait...that was Eppie in de toal hole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (4lDWV)

253 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

There was none. And that sucks.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (C1NyB)

254 I'm at the point where I now believe that everything that Will Ferrell thought about George Bush was true.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (sXefu)

255 224
"Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"

**************************************************



His kids are probably scaring the other kids at school with their giant nostrils, a gift from Dad.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (2NqXo)


He inspired many issues of Weekly World News.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (0QYMt)

256 What's it called when a girl is sucking dick and pops her check with it? Because Dick Painter looks like he has done that move about 100k too many times.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (NLQj5)

257

I have never fucked a toad in the hole!

Posted by: Dick Paintee at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (UFLLM)

258 He reminds of Spottswoode from Team America: World Police.
------
Let me explain to you, the kind of man Painter is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's **** in your mouth, you make a pact; a bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated... that he will get down on his knees and put that **** right in his mouth.

Posted by: Spottswoode at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (UiRxW)

259
Prayers up, infidel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (HaL55)

260 I thought it was 'Toad in the Hole'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (4lDWV)


Go on.

Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (sXefu)

261 Infidel: "Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers."

Yikes. I'll pray for you as much as an Agnostic can. I hope your lives at least get manageable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (H8S+R)

262 237
>>Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?



There is no such thing as a British delicacy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)


Would you like a lovely slice of atrocity?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (0QYMt)

263 I didn't realize he had a medical condition called Ramsay Hunt Syndrome, so I feel bad for that. He's still a Demonrat who will destroy are country

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (PvFoN)

264 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

I guess my point is, we ended up with an awful lot of shit sandwich that we weren't expecting. A lot of deep staters. A lot of No New Taxes. And HW. And Yeb.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (C1NyB)

265 Wait..."toad" in Italian is Paolo?

Posted by: Miklos, linguistically challenged at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (zCyNd)

266 237 >>Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?

There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

Fanny Hill.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (NLQj5)

267
Yes Emmie. Moving into dad's. I can be there all night and little bro will come over and spend days. I hope it's quick and painless for dad. Like falling asleep and not waking up.


I hate writing that, but the oncologist agrees.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (LBSeG)

God bless you and your dad. That is what we all wish for, when it's our time.

Posted by: moki at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (V+V48)

268 Best wishes, Infidel.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

269 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM

The Pakis in Rotherham and Telford beg to differ.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (2NqXo)

270 The Methodist Church I'd getting ready to kick Jeff Sessions out
They filed charges against him Monday fir gross violations of its Book of Disciplines

Posted by: Who? at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (hUIpD)

271 Jeb! will run as a Democrat in 2020.

Maybe the whole family will move back to Connecticut to reestablish the Bush empire.

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (MuTTO)

272

Bloody Cvnt Syndrome? No, I've never bled...

Posted by: Dick Paintee at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (UFLLM)

273 Seems I've stepped into a "food" thread...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (uBwtW)

274 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.

Posted by: JackStraw



**cough**

Posted by: Kate Beckinsale at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (LAe3v)

275 A cuck's mans man would already be slurping my man paste down his throat.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 09:30 PM (pw+jk)

276 Maybe the whole family will move back to Connecticut to reestablish the Bush empire.

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (MuTTO)


There they can be "all douche and no bag".

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:30 PM (sXefu)

277 269 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM

...

I dunno...Keira Knightley is pretty tasty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UOcKN)

278 Hammer, he had lung surgery a year ago and the took a 1/3 of a lung. He never really came back all the way from that. Then he started doing well. they found brain cancer in Jan. zapped it in Feb. He's been faking it pretty good. We know the memory was getting shitty. Got a call at work last Tues. from Dr. Sheriff 170 miles away had called and he was with a confused dad. Took 20 man hours to get him and his car back here. We talked to him about not driving. Today, dad ran a red light in front of the hospital at six am. His appt. was for 12:45. Hospital security found him hunched over the wheel and they put him in the ER. Little bro went. I didn't know. Dr. called this pm and said they were writing to the dmv. Bro cancelled the brain MRI and oncologist appt. today. Tonight the oncologist called bro and gave us the news.

Now I'm making calls to close family members.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (LBSeG)

279 my condolences Infidel. Many have been there, it is never easy. You can hug them and love them. And definitely be their ultimate advocate. The hospice people know what they are doing, but everyone needs an advocate.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (n13/j)

280 Dick Painter

Newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (Tyii7)

281 >>Posted by: Kate Beckinsale at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (LAe3v)



Some Crumpet

Posted by: Charloette's Web at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (+FSZM)

282

The best Steak Diane I ever had was in Britain.

In a French restaurant using American beef cooked table-side by an Italian.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UFLLM)

283 In a hole in a head there lived a Toad. A nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell. It was the home of a toad.

Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)

284 So sorry Infidel. Don't feel bad about hoping the end comes soon. It is a tender mercy. What a blessing you and your brother are for your father.

I emphasize what Jewells said about Hospice. Please don't go this alone with your brother.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (tQASX)

285 Are these manly, masculine, virile men in the full flower of their manful manliness?

(Inquiring on behalf of an acquaitance...)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (uBwtW)

286 The video would've been a lot better if he'd pulled a Leslie Nielsen. "Move along! Nothing to see here!"

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (2NqXo)

287 In a French restaurant using American beef cooked table-side by an Italian.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UFLLM)
+++++++
Now that right there is *real* multiculturalism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (hYcqw)

288 >>The best Steak Diane I ever had was in Britain.

In a French restaurant using American beef cooked table-side by an Italian.


White Diverity is the Best Diversity.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (+FSZM)

289
I dunno...Keira Knightley is pretty tasty.


Ms. Emma Peel.

Pip pip, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (HaL55)

290 266
237 >>Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?



There is no such thing as a British delicacy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)



Fanny Hill.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (NLQj5)

Benny Hill's fanny.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (0QYMt)

291 Democrat ethics attorney? Isn't that an oxymoron?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (2DOZq)

292 The Pakis in Rotherham and Telford beg to differ.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (2NqXo)
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Ice cold, dude. I appreciate that.

Posted by: Spottswoode at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (UiRxW)

293 There is an old joke about the inanity of holding a culinary Olympics and inviting two British chefs. I do think things are better now though.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (n13/j)

294 283 In a hole in a head there lived a Toad. A nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell. It was the home of a toad.
Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)


I read that in Peter Griffin's voice.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA)

295 Now I'm making calls to close family members.
Posted by: Infidel
-------------

You will remain in my prayers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (wszSn)

296 In a French restaurant using American beef cooked table-side by an Italian.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UFLLM)
--------------

Served alongside a partridge in a pear tree.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 09:34 PM (rhdgT)

297

Dickie Painter sounds like not only First Mate material, but a good sport to boot! Invite him aboard, Allahpunner!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at June 19, 2018 09:34 PM (UFLLM)

298 Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (LBSeG)

And here I am grousing about the stupid Bushes.

I'm sorry for this turn, Infidel. I'm praying for a painless transition for your father, and comfort for you and your family. It is so tough. Remember the good times.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (C1NyB)

299 Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (LBSeG)

My best wishes and prayers are with you and yours.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (0QYMt)

300 Has anyone ever seen Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman in the same room together?

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)

301 Thanks for all the prayers and well wishers. I'm beside myself.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LBSeG)

302 Infidel, may GOD bless you and your family and give you grace, peace, and understanding during your Dad's journey.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (zLDYs)

303

Are these manly, masculine, virile men in the full flower of their manful manliness?

(Inquiring on behalf of an acquaitance...)



Tell me, would this acquaintance perhaps be looking to join the crew of the Raging Queen?

Our motto is: Manly men doing manly things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (HaL55)

304 Jeb! will run as a Democrat in 2020.

Great. I'll put a sticker on my car: "RUN, Jeb, RUN!"

On the front bumper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (YqDXo)

305 What was this post about again? I lost track.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (T71PA)

306 Has anyone ever seen Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman in the same room together?
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)

I don't want brag but....

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

307 280
Dick Painter

Newsletter?


Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (Tyii7)


https://tinyurl.com/lyrs6v4

Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (TKQ/l)

308 Infidel, my deepest condolences. Please know that even if our loved one seems to forget, I believe there is always a little light inside that remembers and cherishes us. Your Dad is very lucky, very blessed to have you and your brother.

Posted by: Ever at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (QPeHQ)

309 Oh Infidel, how sad. Sounds so similar to what we went through. {hugs}

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

310 277 269 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM

...

I dunno...Keira Knightley is pretty tasty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UOcKN)

Dat mandible tho!

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (NLQj5)

311 I don't want brag but....
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)


You cad.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (+lOpA)

312 Now I'm making calls to close family members.
Posted by: Infidel
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Prayers for you and your family

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (PvFoN)

313 What was this post about again? I lost track.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (T71PA)
++++++++
Some modern-art type who makes paintings with his dick, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (hYcqw)

314 Tell me, would this acquaintance perhaps be looking to join the crew of the Raging Queen?



Our motto is: Manly men doing manly things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM


I should have socked that as "Cap'n Ned"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (uBwtW)

315 >>Posted by: Kate Beckinsale

>>I dunno...Keira Knightley is pretty tasty.

I sit corrected.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (/tuJf)

316 Absolutely OT, but Dennis Miller has interviewed Victor Davis Hanson on his podcast, The Dennis Miller Option

https://www.podcastone.com/the-dennis-miller-option

It is so new, it doesn't have it's own URL, it has to be gone to the podcast page.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (2K6fY)

317 Praying for you, Infidel. So sorry to hear what you're going through, and I hope that your Dad is as comfortable as possible. He is blessed to have such loving children.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (HiDrR)

318 293 There is an old joke about the inanity of holding a culinary Olympics and inviting two British chefs. I do think things are better now though.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (n13/j)


I dunno about that.

My impression is that the Brits make a point of being lousy at cooking just to distinguish themselves from the effete Frogs, who make a fetish of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

319 Has anyone ever seen Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman in the same room together?

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)


I think the question is has anyone seen them and Josh Brolin.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:38 PM (sXefu)

320 Thanks for all the prayers and well wishers. I'm beside myself.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LBSeG)
------
I'm sure. Hang in there, and you know I'm in town, if you need to go for a drink.

Posted by: Spottswoode at June 19, 2018 09:38 PM (UiRxW)

321 >>>"Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"


lots of oldie-but-goodie-posters in that thread

Posted by: concrete girl at June 19, 2018 09:38 PM (yzU5t)

322 Infidel, I'm sorry to hear about your dad. God bless you and your brother for taking such good care of him. I'll keep you all in my prayers.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (rhdgT)

323 Wanna know why Our Betters in the GOPe blame Trump for 'destroying the party'?



Because they know the Bushes destroyed in total and can't find a JOOOO to blame.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (zfrbv)

324 As a commenter on this thread, I shall take full responsibility for my poasts as my manhood requires, and will manfully accept the requisite punishment...

Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (uBwtW)

325 ... the effete Frogs, who make a fetish of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)


I love it when you talk dirty.

Posted by: Pepe LePew at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (T71PA)

326 Off funny puppet sock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (UiRxW)

327 My impression is that the Brits make a point of
being lousy at cooking just to distinguish themselves from the effete
Frogs, who make a fetish of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

There is something to that I think. I believe "frogs" came from culinary habits. And and French culinary slur for the Brits is "Les Rosbifs".

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (n13/j)

328
Has anyone ever seen Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman in the same room together?
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)






On the set of The Phantom Menace. Knightly played Amidala's double.

And yes, they were both annoying.

That should be a boner-kill.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (eXA4G)

329

Dickie, what is best in life?

To blow your enemies, see them turgid before you, and to hear the lamentations of the maids cleaning up my sharts!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (UFLLM)

330 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.


Just think about that.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)

331 Dick.

Painter.

Pretty much says it all...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (wSC8T)

332 I recall a joke that went something like:

In Heaven the chefs are French, the lovers Italian, the mechanics German, and the police British.

In Hell the chefs are British, the lovers French, the mechanics Italian, and the police German.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

333 And and French culinary slur for the Brits is "Les Rosbifs".
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (n13/j)


lol.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (T71PA)

334 Spottswoode at June 19, 2018 09:38

GJ,CO?

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (LBSeG)

335 In a state known for electing tough guys like Norm Coleman and Al Franken, Painter seems like a good fit.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (H5knJ)

336 324
As a commenter on this thread, I shall take full responsibility for my
poasts as my manhood requires, and will manfully accept the requisite
punishment...


Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (uBwtW)


You're Mary Cloggenstein's squeeze at the next Brattleboro Barn Dance Night of Magic.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (0QYMt)

337 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.





Just think about that.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)


It wasn't by choice.

Posted by: Henry W at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (sXefu)

338 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.

Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)


Watch me not think about that at all, even a little bit. Ready?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (fZuhk)

339 I must shed my stupid sock and offer prayers for your Dad, Infidel. For you and your Bro, as well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (Tyii7)

340 I would definitely have sex with Kate Beckinsale and Keira Kightingly at the same time without a condom on 100mgs of Viagra.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (NLQj5)

341 GJ,CO?
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (LBSeG)
------
Well, Denver. But I can make a trip to the Western Slope for a friend.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UiRxW)

342 I just got here, but I think Chucky Schumer may have just stepped in it up to his neck.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (EyPfd)

343 That commercial with the lady that has feet for hands is creeping me out.

Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UdKB7)

344 These days the English police aren't looking too good.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)

345 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.
Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)
+++++++++
Not by choice.

Posted by: A Woman at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (hYcqw)

346 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.


Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)

Waxman looks like that evil eyebrow baby on the Simpsons.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (2DOZq)

347 "Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.





Just think about that."



So did Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (0QYMt)

348 I've seen this guy on TV. The most annoying voice, squinty eyes, stiff, awkward. Now it's just icing on the cake to know his name is Dick Painter. Good luck getting elected with everybody in the state thinking, "Do I want to listen to him for the next 6 years?"

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (2NqXo)

349 There is something to that I think. I believe "frogs" came from culinary habits. And and French culinary slur for the Brits is "Les Rosbifs".
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (n13/j)


Yeah, roast beef or frog? Tough decision. Throw in cockroaches and it'd be a three-way tie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (YqDXo)

350 Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)

I hope she was blind.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (dUJdY)

351 Richard Painter's commercial is, umm, interesting, but references nothing.

Though, the dumpster fire behind him was kind of cool to watch.

To bad the fire was wrecked by the idiot in front of it.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (WEBkv)

352 Anyone remember the movie voyage of the damned? the s.s. st.louis full of jewish children being turned away to be sent back. what is the difference now?

Posted by: rodee at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (FJLPz)

353 That commercial with the lady that has feet for hands is creeping me out.
Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UdKB7)

Speaking of commercials, the new GEICO commercial with the sliding soccer player made me like soccer ever so briefly.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:45 PM (2DOZq)

354 These days the English police aren't looking too good.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)


Oy! Do you have a licence for that comment?

Posted by: The Plod at June 19, 2018 09:45 PM (sXefu)

355 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.


Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM

Blind women want to get married and have kids, too.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:45 PM (2NqXo)

356 Somebody had intercourse with Waxman. Huh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 09:46 PM (89T5c)

357 I dunno about that.



My impression is that the Brits make a point of being lousy at
cooking just to distinguish themselves from the effete Frogs, who make a
fetish of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

The Brits have a lot of high end Michelin starred restaurants and they tend to love celebrity chefs like Ramsey, Jamie Oliver etc. They led us on this if I remember correctly. But I doubt the overall national cooking standards have improved that much. Of course I think the average American can't cook either so maybe I am too harsh of a judge. My proof? Just attending pot luck dinners and buffets.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:46 PM (n13/j)

358 VIA, why does Schumer hate brown children?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (wSC8T)

359 Anyone remember the movie voyage of the damned? the
s.s. st.louis full of jewish children being turned away to be sent back.
what is the difference now?

Posted by: rodee at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (FJLPz)


Uh, there are no Nazis, there aren't any Jews being put into camps, and you're a douche? Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (sXefu)

360 I dunno...I find Henry to be quite fetching.

Posted by: Rosa D. at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (Tyii7)

361 Yeah, roast beef or frog? Tough decision. Throw in cockroaches and it'd be a three-way tie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (YqDXo)

and the roast beef is boiled or at least burnt lol.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (n13/j)

362 344 These days the English police aren't looking too good.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)


It's the EU. All the European cultures are being blended together, and Culturally Enriched.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

363 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.

Just think about that.

.....

He has what women love. It's six inches long and has a huge head on it.



$100 bills.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (UOcKN)

364 Richard Painter's commercial is, umm, interesting, but references nothing.

Though, the dumpster fire behind him was kind of cool to watch.

To bad the fire was wrecked by the idiot in front of it.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM

It needed fireworks.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (2NqXo)

365 "VIA, why does Schumer hate brown children?"

it's not that he hates brown children.

It's just that he hates Trump more than he cares for the brown children.

It's absolutely Palestinian of him.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (EyPfd)

366 Fried frogs legs are pretty good. With some Creole sauce.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (89T5c)

367 You're Mary Cloggenstein's squeeze at the next Brattleboro Barn Dance Night of Magic.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General
and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM


That's a bit harsh, I must say! (Will I be "pegged", perhaps? Not that that would be a problem...)

Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (uBwtW)

368 Bitter Clinger, I didn't know women were so into necks.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (wSC8T)

369 Ms. Lindsey Graham's twatters:


"I'm not buying that the Clinton email investigation was on the up and up"


(this leaves me wordless)

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (QDnY+)

370
Speaking of commercials, the new GEICO commercial with the sliding soccer player made me like soccer ever so briefly.



Now if kickball players could actually do that, I might watch.


I think it disappeared down the Memory Hole, but there used to be a video of a player who got his shoe spray-painted by a ref and went down like he had a broken leg. It was hilarious and personifies everything I can't stand about it.


How fucked up is a "sport" where you can lose and still advance?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (HaL55)

371 I remember when I thought the British were quaint good guys.

Socialism ruins everything.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (+lOpA)

372 VIA, why does Schumer hate brown children?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM

They're not done enough.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (2NqXo)

373 "This guy's the Entertainment Director on my good ship CuckSucker, and helps our Cook Evan MacMuffin in the galley on Sundays!"
-- Bill Kristol, Captain and Cruise Director

Posted by: ShainS at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (BiLU+)

374 DICK Painter to the rescue

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (y3aQB)

375 Richard Painter's commercial is, umm, interesting, but references nothing.



Between the fire and his uncomfortable voice and mannerisms, I think all I caught was there was a fire in Washington and people don't care, except the 10,000 lakes people.

He needs better advisors. That was more like something you'd see on Funny or Die.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (tQASX)

376 How fucked up is a "sport" where you can lose and still advance?

It's awesome!

Posted by: Everyone gets a trophy! at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (Tyii7)

377 Waxman looks like that evil eyebrow baby on the Simpsons.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM



Perfect description
gonna be chuckling about that for a while

Posted by: Hands at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (EzdLW)

378 Waxman looks like that evil eyebrow baby on the Simpsons.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (2DOZq)
----
Henry looks like every nasty caricature ever commissioned or designed by Josef Goebbels about my people. The exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (UiRxW)

379 I beg to differ, VIA. Schumer does hate brown children. He hates them enough to think of them as nothing more than a mere bludgeon to use against The Donald.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (wSC8T)

380 366 Fried frogs legs are pretty good. With some Creole sauce.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (89T5c)


Froglegs are exactly precisely in between fish and chicken.

Which is ok but neither fish nor chicken.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (+lOpA)

381 371
I remember when I thought the British were quaint good guys.



Socialism ruins everything.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (+lOpA)


====

You don't need to tell us.

Posted by: Colombia at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (BiLU+)

382 Anyone remember the movie voyage of the damned? the s.s. st.louis full of jewish children being turned away to be sent back. what is the difference now?
Posted by: rodee at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (FJLPz)
++++++++++
I have been wondering how long it would be before that came up. All the difference in the world:
- There isn't a dictatorial regime at home systematically oppressing them for the way they were born
- There isn't a genocidal program being executed against them
- The children on the "voyage of the damned" weren't being sent to illegally settle and enable chain migration
- The voyage wasn't riskier than remaining at home
- The parents of the children on the ship knew that the kids had two choices: orphanage or death. This is not true of the wave coming in from LATAM.
- The are fleeing (if indeed they are) criminality, gangsterism and cartels - not a state designing the means of their industrial slaughter

What is going on at our southern border is a cynical attempt to exploit our border's porousness, or sympathetic nature and our insane laws to place an anchor for millions more people to flood in.

So basically, all the difference in the world.

Posted by: A Woman at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (hYcqw)

383

Save Children of Color from H8TERS!

We need them to boil down for crayon dyes...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Now a Pan-Asian Non-Binary Transitioning Intersectional Worker Fascistkin! at June 19, 2018 09:52 PM (UFLLM)

384 Dammit. Sock off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:52 PM (hYcqw)

385 How fucked up is a "sport" where you can lose and still advance?

.....

And ties.

I'm glad hockey got rid of ties.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:52 PM (UOcKN)

386 SHUT UP GERALDO!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:53 PM (PvFoN)

387 We need them to boil down for crayon dyes...

A splendid idea!

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at June 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Tyii7)

388 GET GERALDO OFF THE AIR.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:53 PM (PvFoN)

389 A guy just won the US Open by tying the course.

Just sayin.

I get people hate soccer. I get it. But getting a tie is a win in the Group Play.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (+lOpA)

390 the s.s. st.louis full of jewish children being turned away to be sent back. what is the difference now?

Posted by: rodee



I know! I know!

Roosevelt did it, liberals approved with cheers, and the Statue of Liberty didn't cry!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (H5rtT)

391 Starbucks To Close 150 U.S. Stores as Sales Growth Underwhelms

The company said global comparable store sales were on pace to rise 1% in the current third fiscal quarter, far below the 3% jump Wall Street was expecting. According to Bloomberg News, the comparable sales performance would be Starbucks' weakest in nine years.




Hopefully it's the beginning of the end of Shitbucks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (SiINZ)

392 When I am Senator, all games shall end in ties.

Posted by: Prick Dainter at June 19, 2018 09:55 PM (H5knJ)

393 That's a bit harsh, I must say! (Will I be "pegged", perhaps? Not that that would be a problem...)


Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (uBwtW)

You're well spoken so after fifteen Appletinis she may just settle for some genteel face slurping.

(The cyanide capsule is in the left heel of your shoe.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:55 PM (0QYMt)

394 A woman, one quibble - the "voyage" can be incredibly risky, especially for women - but that doesn't really go to the main points.


Also - the "refugees" aren't by any contemporary standard, and are "safe" in the first country they encounter (not the US), so it is of course Mexico that is 100% responsible for all the problems.


And lastly, the US is by far the leading humanitarian force for good on the planet, treats everyone well including giving the benefit of the doubt to cheating and lying economic migrants, and since inventing the modern system and concepts of refugees and humanitarian aid after WWII, has done more good than all the other countries on the planet combined, X 10,000,000.


OK, more than one quibble.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 09:55 PM (QDnY+)

395 I think soccer is great - as a sport to play; it's just boring to watch.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 09:56 PM (H5knJ)

396 So basically, all the difference in the world.
Posted by: A Woman at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (hYcqw)


I read rodee question and thought, surely this must be rhetorical...the differences are vast. Is he/she really trying to equate them?

Then I got bummed about Infidel's dad and forgot to post a response. I'm glad too...your response was superior to anything I would have written. Good show, as the Brits would say.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 09:57 PM (tQASX)

397 An __x__ painter is:

a) one who paints pictures of __x__

b) one who paints on a __x__

c) one who with their __x__

d) all of the above

Posted by: bananaDream at June 19, 2018 09:59 PM (yRBj9)

398 That commercial with the lady that has feet for hands is creeping me out.
Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UdKB7)



A Quaddie?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 09:59 PM (2K6fY)

399 I hate how you must care and love soccer like banging a trap to prove that you ain't a homophobe.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 10:00 PM (NLQj5)

400 I think soccer is great - as a sport to play; it's just boring to watch.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 09:56 PM (H5knJ)

the halftime oranges are good.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:01 PM (n13/j)

401 Cream of the crop right there.


Posted by: Slippin Jimmy McGill at June 19, 2018 10:01 PM (wbRN9)

402 Have Jeb and Laura demanded that Schumer and the Senate Democrats pass legislation to keep families together in the detention hearings pending judicial determinations? Jeb and Laura are getting right on that, aren't they?

Thank fucking God neither a Bush nor a Clinton ever will slither through the White House. Damn them all to hell.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 10:01 PM (lc+vu)

403

Hello Space Forcer, you look lonely, want some company?

Posted by: Sodomy Jones, Space Pimp at June 19, 2018 10:02 PM (UFLLM)

404 But getting a tie is a win in the Group Play.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (+lOpA)

Tie? Like a ballon knot?

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2018 10:02 PM (NLQj5)

405 Yes, please, run against Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2018 10:02 PM (oVJmc)

406 Posted by: A Woman at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (hYcqw)
------
+1

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 10:03 PM (UiRxW)

407 I recall a joke that went something like:



In Heaven the chefs are French, the lovers Italian, the mechanics German, and the police British.



In Hell the chefs are British, the lovers French, the mechanics Italian, and the police German.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

heh

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:03 PM (n13/j)

408 Schumer.. the gift that keeps on giving. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 10:04 PM (dUJdY)

409 I'm not wasting anymore Silas Marner quotes on you people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 10:04 PM (kBWZu)

410

You like roast beef? I've got Hope Solo's crotch in a jar...

Posted by: Sodomy Jones, Space Pimp at June 19, 2018 10:05 PM (UFLLM)

411 nood

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:05 PM (TKQ/l)

412 I get people hate soccer. I get it. But getting a tie is a win in the Group Play.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (+lOpA)

....

I like soccer.

I just dislike ties. If the US Open had ended with two players with the same score and they just agreed to call it a tie, I'd say it sucked too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 10:06 PM (UOcKN)

413 Ok. So I don't have to get nood. It's for the best.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 19, 2018 10:06 PM (ynu4N)

414 Schumer.. the gift that keeps on giving. Bless his heart.
Posted by: Jewells45
---------

The definitive 100% politician. No concern whatsoever for the well-being of the Republic. Well, Cummings may be worse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 10:07 PM (V+k34)

415 I am told that in a recent Brazilian soccer match the forward got into a screaming, chest bumping argument with the referee, who stabbed him to death on the field.

At which point fans flooded the field, tore the ref limb from limb and paraded his head around on a make-shift pike.

3 arrests, including the fan who couldn't explain why he was bringing a hatchet to the soccer match.

Now, THAT would bring back the game Pele envisioned. Poetry in motion.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 10:07 PM (2K6fY)

416 Anyone remember the SNL episode with the parodied mayoral election ads about the Bat Problem running throughout the show?

This reminds me of it.

I think Tracy Morgan was one of the candidates.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 19, 2018 10:08 PM (wbRN9)

417 Creepier than the trivago guy

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at June 19, 2018 10:09 PM (jxw6R)

418 Nood Heart

Posted by: Memory has been 29 too long at June 19, 2018 10:10 PM (EglZt)

419 y the way, about that Brie Larson and SJW Marvel item in the sidebar, the current theory among the ComicsGate crowd is that the whole reason SJW Marvel went on that spree of replacing all their white male superheroes with women and/or persyns of color is for the movies.

See, all these actors who've done such a great job in those roles are getting older, and will have to be replaced eventually (some sooner than others). Robert Downey, Jr. can't play Tony Stark forever, and anyone else coming in and trying to play Tony Stark will not be so well-received. But if Tony Stark is instead replaced by Riri Williams, well, that's different matter or something.

This theory makes a lot of sense! It will still result in sucky movies once these changes are implemented, though.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM (wSC8T)

420 Clutch Cargo? That ad is the product of a cargo cult.

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at June 20, 2018 07:22 AM (UTKsr)

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