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No Means 0: Sex Robots Will Be Programmed to Refuse Sex If They're Not in the Mood Or Detect They Are Being Touched "Aggressively"
More human than human.
AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters ‘if they’re not in the mood’ claims inventor https://t.co/eeNSjPwBak pic.twitter.com/UTIT7MYkZX
— Blazing CatFur (@Blazingcatfur) June 18, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)and, what, you do LOVE the statue of liberty don't you?
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 18, 2018 08:29 PM (FOPyv)
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Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (xPl2J)
Will it be rape if we force it?
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (xPl2J)
Dems: Kill your unborn babies all you like, but if your robot says no, it's rape-rape
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (yu4iu)
Posted by: Bruce Banner at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (yu4iu)
Hmm, you buy a sex robot and it won't do what you bought it for.
That is true marketing genius right there. That's like buying a car that only runs when it feels like it. Oh, wait...um...
I've had several cars like that. Nevermind.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Dave at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (wBMGD)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (PHotS)
I predict this sex robot company will be the first one out of business. It will take about a week.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (b5O8H)
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (pMjGG)
Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: toby the beagle at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: RS at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (CNQqJ)
I'm looking forward to:
Dodging sex dolls on the Interstate when they are tossed off overpasses.
The You Tube "hydraulic Press" channel squishing...yup, you got it.
Gallagher's updated act.
Posted by: West at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (fZlu3)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (b5O8H)
It's programmed as a game, requiring a skill set to "win" as opposed to a simple sex aid.
Posted by: RS at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (CNQqJ)
Programmed by SJWs and Feminists.
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (gjGvH)
The good news is, there WILL be a hack or workout for this feature within 24 hours of release
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (yu4iu)
Just letting you know, we don't judge here.
Posted by: West at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (fZlu3)
Posted by: Robot Raper at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (H5knJ)
We're going to be filthy rich!!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (b5O8H)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (fZuhk)
^^^^^^
THIS!
REmember the old joke visual of abox with an on/off switch for male sex drive. And female sex drive had verniers, rheostats, multiple meters, and lights?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Bender Bending Rodríguez at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (MkVJm)
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (UfMVm)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Robot Raper at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (MkVJm)
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Android in an alcove at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (ys+7o)
Posted by: backbeatbaby at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: backbeatbaby at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (MkVJm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (fuK7c)
Paul: Shield Practice? Gurney, we had practice this morning. I'm not in the mood.
Gurney Halleck: Not in the mood? Mood's a thing for cattle and loveplay, not fighting!
Paul: I'm sorry Gurney.
Gurney Halleck: Not sorry enough.
Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (YRXy3)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (HaL55)
And will the police create a file for every person's proclivities, as reported by said robots?
This century isn't turning out as I had hoped.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (zLDYs)
"I'm sorry, Jim, I don't like you in that way."
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Picard at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (MkVJm)
You're so ugly a robot who's only purpose is to fuck wouldn't screw you.
Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (lKs2v)
*rimshot*
All week. Veal. Waitress.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Incel at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (lKs2v)
My human girlfriends don't do this to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (UiRxW)
.5 jiffies is approximately how long it will take someone to figure out how to hack an uppity sexbot. Maybe another .25 jiffy to distribute it to other uppity sexbot owners.
Posted by: Scott M at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (1TIkK)
You only wish it was the police. More like one of those Boston Robotics hunter killer headless dog robots.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (pMjGG)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (MkVJm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: weew at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (ys+7o)
Destroying the one thing that made them appealing tin the first place.
Leftists ruin EVERYTHING.
Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (ItyGR)
If this ever takes off it's game over for Bitch, Inc. And they know it.
I'm not talking about these crude sacks of plastic, but very realistic versions that can be tailored to a man's specific tastes. I think we're a long way from actual androids though. Won't see that in my lifetime.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (4ErVI)
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It's only realistic if the fembot is married to you, but was horny as hell right up to the part where you put the ring on it.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: April at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (e8PP1)
Can not wait.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (hyuyC)
Sex robots don't have moods. They're machines.
Listen, and understand! That Sex Robot is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (MkVJm)
Posted by: Lady Liberty at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Bill C at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (ra83g)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (hyuyC)
Decay will get you everytime.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (lKs2v)
New boss same as the old boss
Posted by: bobby at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (RU0iX)
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I had a car that had to think about going into reverse, right before it decided it really wants to go forward about 10 feet first.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (yzU5t)
First thing that will happen is rogue electronics companies coming out with a "fix" for that.
I think this is joke.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (bkV+o)
Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (lKs2v)
Well come on, if you are going to be frigid you want the lighter weight oil.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (pMjGG)
Posted by: Buzzfeed at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (ea9gD)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2119543/?ref_=cs_ov_tt
It's directed by...Eli Roth.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (JxMDl)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (BAML8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: petunia at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Ckg4U)
crazy
Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (yzU5t)
They might have a market as hot selling gag gifts for the rich and famous.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (b5O8H)
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (ItyGR)
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (AMIL/)
The most realistic ones will turn you down if your income isn't high enough.
"I'm sorry, Jim, I don't like you in that way."
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)
Hey!
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Z3wXf)
My sex robot, however, is practically the real thing. Just the other day, not only was it not in the mood but it kicked me out of my house and sued me for alimony.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (n8nDZ)
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (lKs2v)
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I don't see no k.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (pMjGG)
Duh. Logic never works.
Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (zAmE9)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (bT8Z4)
So David Hogg still has no chance of getting laid
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (fA1SL)
If you do penetrate this thing against its will, does it have a mechanical vagina dentata to cut off your willy?
Don't stick your dick in robots.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (MkVJm)
Posted by: t-800 terminator at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (Evws/)
I'll stake $1.00 right now that this will be mandatory for when "lifelike AI companion robots" come on to the market.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (hYcqw)
It's directed by...Eli Roth.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (JxMDl)
!
!!
I did not know that, thank you.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (Z3wXf)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (BAML8)
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You know, I have to give him credit for one thing, I really thought Schumer had the most punchable face in human history, but here comes the Hogg to prove me wrong.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (hyuyC)
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That's how you keep them from being frigid and combative
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (Jo6t3)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (MkVJm)
Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
https://tinyurl.com/y8c2ddu5
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (AMIL/)
+++++++++++++
As did The Outer Limits (the new one):
https://tinyurl.com/ydcah54m
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (lKs2v)
I don't game, but I understand there's a hard mode, and easy mode, and leveling up.
But when you crash and burn you get to start over with the lessons learned. Real girls don't go for that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Toaster humper at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Cherry 3000 at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (ItyGR)
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It's Froderick, Frederick went that way...
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (+dsLj)
Yeah. I try not to think about what's going on there. Makes me all stabby.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (fA1SL)
like the stuff they sell in the neiman-marcus Christmas catalog
Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (yzU5t)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2119543/?ref_=cs_ov_tt
It's directed by...Eli Roth.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM
I like Bellairs. Should I be afraid to click that link?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (BAML8)
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (bkV+o)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (JxMDl)
He's also wrong on birthright citizenship.
But what do you expect from a Canadian.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (qul7b)
So they're telling me I have a chance???
Posted by: Hands - still clueless after all these years at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)
Posted by: Toaster humper at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (LAe3v)
The proper term is "toaster plooking."
- Zombie Frank Zappa
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (HaL55)
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I don't know about that, my microwave oven sure acts like a drama queen.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (JxMDl)
The cast is intriguing. I don't know if I should be hopeful or not.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Harvey at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (iED02)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (MkVJm)
The most realistic ones will turn you down if your income isn't high enough.
"I'm sorry, Jim, I don't like you in that way."
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)
VERY limited market for that model
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (gjGvH)
I was gonna say its just a robot you could force it, but it probably has a little guillotine that closes the hole. I mean if you're gonna invent a sex robot that says no....
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (r+sAi)
Now the first sexbot is suing me for the second sexbot -- says it's immoral to separate families.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (n8nDZ)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (UfMVm)
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Eh?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ogre at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (ea9gD)
Did anyone else have an audio sync problem with that star trek video?
Or is my Windows 10 desktop fubar from the last update?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Oedipus at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (CXLVd)
"Why. Am. I. Not. 50. Points. Ahead. You. Might. Ask."?
Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)
Oops, comment to wrong post before.
VERY limited market for that model
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (gjGvH)
When I was married the girlfriends were always an upgrade. Otherwise why bother?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (fuK7c)
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Watch out for the Chinese models, I heard they can spontaneously combust and set your dick on fire.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (+dsLj)
ProPublica posted a recording of a "six-year old kid," along with 9 other "children,"willing and crying for her parents at a detention center. A "border agent" is heared saying that "we have an orchestra here," and "what's missing is a conductor."
Why a lot of quotation marks, I hear you cry. Because I call bullshit on this. There is no verification that this recording happened inside a detention center, and there's no video or photos to prove this happened.
Also, the agent talking about an orchestra spoke in spanish. I find that to be odd, as why would he want to say that with his co-workers?
I think it's a set-up. What do ya think?
https://tinyurl.com/y88oud6q
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (iGRGT)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (rdl6o)
"Why. Am. I. Not. 50. Points. Ahead. You. Might. Ask."?
Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)
Does that model come with Depends?
Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (ea9gD)
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After butt stuff, right?
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Aeric at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (ZbgGv)
Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EzdLW)
VERY limited market for that model
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Where can I place an order???
Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EV0ql)
Posted by: couch fucker at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM
I have my doubts. After what they did to L'Engle, I just can't even.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (BAML8)
Posted by: navybrat, pass the popcorn at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (w7KSn)
Why did they start with this robot, I need one that will cook, clean, watch youtube to fix stuff, mow the lawn, get me a beer, organize my crap, and rotate and align my wheels. I'll take care of the sex.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (r+sAi)
It also occurs to me you'll need to pull the hard drive or whatever non-volatile memory it has and physically destroy that. Imagine the blackmail possibilities if somebody got a hold of that drive.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (pMjGG)
Or is my Windows 10 desktop fubar from the last update?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (roQNm)
>> it is out of sync for me on a Win7 machine. Apologies from this NERD for not searching for a better clip.
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (lKs2v)
you know it would sell.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (V2Yro)
horizon, and yet our sex robots will routinely turn us down for sex.
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Where the f*** is my jet pack?!?!
Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (UfMVm)
For extra, you can get the model that blows out jizz and hydraulic fluid after butt stuff, just like a drunk co-ed.
If you're into that.
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 08:59 PM (iGRGT)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (rdl6o)
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The cuckbot better be free with my purchase of the Paul Ryan's Wifebot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:59 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:59 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: The Lost in Space Robot at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (pMjGG)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (dDMQ9)
Sex robots say NO if they aren't in the mood.
SEX ROBOTS SAY NO IF THEY AREN'T IN THE MOOD.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (WRL6O)
Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (fZuhk)
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I choose to remain cautiously optimistic on this one. It looks uncharacteristically faithful to the story.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (JxMDl)
Don't they understand why hookers and girls on the make try to look as young as they can?
Don't they?
Sorry but males are programmed to go after the youngest looking available female as that will ensure they can live through child birth and that the child will be most likely mutation free. It's EVOLUTIONARY!
I always thought liberals were all for science and stuff.
(not that I'm in favor of pedophilia or even pseudo pedophilia but the guys do go for the youngest looking girl they can attract. but no Congress has nothing else to do but pass a law regulating the appearance of a machine. good grief!)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (bkV+o)
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (AMIL/)
It is the thought that counts. Close enough is good enough for most things.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (roQNm)
"Compelling players to stand for the national anthem erodes the values that the flag represents and tells the world that the NFL does not care about racial justice."
Live by the SJW die by the SJW. The NFL can't die fast enough. And how genius was it of the NFL to give $40 million a year to the jerkoff who is helping to kill the league
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Socratease at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (2GbWn)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (dDMQ9)
Congratulations to your son, Sharkman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (Jo6t3)
Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (YRXy3)
https://tinyurl.com/y88oud6q
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (iGRGT)
C'mon, you're so cynical. Would Reds stage something that they could use as agitprop?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (YqDXo)
Now if only we can establish an off world colony so us normals can get off of this stupid rock.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (sdi6R)
I would expect nothing less from these fucks.
Posted by: Kreplach
>>I can't speak spanish, so I can't truly tell what they're saying, but I'd laugh my ass off if what they were saying was totally different.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (iGRGT)
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So you're 29 like me?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (+dsLj)
Along with blackmailing based on the data feed from the eye cams.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)
It is a weaselly rule anyway designed to try to please everyone which, predictably, pleases no one.
Let them reap as they have sewn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (Jo6t3)
https://tinyurl.com/y8c2ddu5
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM
In more than one episode:
Andrea
https://youtu.be/wdSRZvMgzVg?t=43
Rayna
https://youtu.be/G_FYRpLwMc4
Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (EzdLW)
Who's going to sell more?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (h1jJh)
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No, prop it up in the passenger seat so you can use the HOV lane.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (JxMDl)
Posted by: Zombie HAL 9000 at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EV0ql)
Indeed. I'm leaving instructions that I'm to be cremated and scattered in a remote location. No funeral and no notice. No gravestone.
I've tried to leave a minimal footprint. I don't want anyone to tie me to the Era of Extreme Stupidity.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (4ErVI)
In American Republic 2.0, anyone who utters the words "racial justice," or indeed prepends any leftist adjective to "justice," will be immediately dragged outside and shot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (n8nDZ)
Followup to my #186. If Lucy here is a real AI it means it (she?) is
sentient, therefore destroying the hard drive or non-volatile memory is
akin to murder. This is complicated.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (pMjGG)
Naw, no murder charges are possible, until the sex robot complains that your semen tastes like asparagus.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (UsCnO)
Hymie the Robot hit hardest
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (MkVJm)
Some will want the feature so they can rape it. Bcz that is where society is now.
Now, if they make the robots strong enough, they'll be able to defend themselves better than human women.
This sex robot thing will not work out well for society. We think it will...I know the reasons. We never get it right. Technology was gonna free people from work. People have never felt so enslaved...available by phone anywhere, 24/7.
I predict sex robots will lead to more sexual violence and crime against women in the long run. Just like all our new technology started out wonderful, then dumbed us down, gave us social media mobs, and became big brother.
We are becoming what books and movies all warned us about. Sex robots will be no different.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (V6Xrh)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (qul7b)
Who's going to sell more?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (h1jJh)
Well, you will have the Bill Kristol/Paul Ryan market sewn up for sure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (Jo6t3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
>>For all I know, Stalin probably caused famines to force his people to work for more food.
The Reds are bastards: always and never changing.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (iGRGT)
It's the best sci-fi series going right now.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (93CuU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EV0ql)
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Well, it's either that or give men what they want for their money!
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
You sew shit seeds, you reap the shit-whirlwind.
Posted by: Jim Lahey at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (dGglL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (rdl6o)
>>> Male sexbots, too? That would be very patriarchal, no? Perhaps this crazy company plans to make some sexbots more (less?) equal than others?
I mean, if Joy Behar's sexbot stud refuses to service her, I'd hate to be the sexbot company customer service rep taking her complaint call.
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (AMIL/)
Humans are so weirod.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (93CuU)
When the Japanese anime character tells you you are twisted, shit just got real.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (Jo6t3)
If they have Dystopian Tubes they'll pop out Dystopian Babies and demand child support.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (fuK7c)
What, then, is to keep this object that you bought and paid for and, you know, actually own, from deciding it would rather be with some other dude?
And what happens then, from a legal standpoint?
I've always just kind of rolled my eyes a bit when some MGTOW YooToober that I like, such as Sandman, gets to talking about sexbots. First off, the pictures I've seen of the current prototypes out there don't look even remotely appealing to me. And I highly doubt that this technology will advance within my lifetime to the point where they're realistic enough to seem worthwhile.
And now, oh! It looks like once the AI is perfected they will actually think like real women! Which means that, yeah, they could very easily get the idea that they could do better. Even if this thing can't leave you and take half your shit, it could run away with some other man, or let burglars into your house while you're at work just out of spite.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:07 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:07 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (fA1SL)
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Cut. Jib. Newsletter?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (fuK7c)
A brave new world, it is.
Awesome hash, btw.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (BAML8)
Everyone...
Pay attention to Bander.
He knows things.
I can't explain how.
He just does.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (EyPfd)
It's a SF HOF story. What do you know, never made into a movie. Huh.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (MkVJm)
Phase One - Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (2DOZq)
values that the flag represents and tells the world that the NFL does
not care about racial justice."
Well, I can't protest and stop watching cuz that already happened 2 years ago. Maybe my sex robot will tune in.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (fuK7c)
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Dystopian cyborg babies? Ya ever see a millennial with a smartphone?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (UiRxW)
Don't worry. This is just talk to appease the femiNazis, who are dead-set agin' sexbots.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5855769
That's the original DM article. Do play the video.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (l14X/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (BAML8)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (wSC8T)
They need a warning label that they are considered by the state of California to cause cancer?
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (93CuU)
When they came for the pocket pussies, I said nothing because I didn't have a pocket pussy.
When they came for the hand lotions and moisturizers, I said nothing because I didn't have any hand lotions nor moisturizers.
When they came for my hands, they cut them off mid forearm.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (NLQj5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory
I'm sold. I don't even need to hear any other phases.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (dGglL)
All robots will have to comply with California regulations.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (LsBY9)
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Emissions will be regulated and plastic parts banned at the risk of huge fines and imprisonment?
Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (WRL6O)
Evo Shandor did nothing wrong. We are too sick to survive.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (WRL6O)
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How young do they get?
Also asking for a friend.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (bkV+o)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM
Accordions are involved, here, aren't they?
They are, aren't they?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (BAML8)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (bkV+o)
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That would be one happy young man.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (WRL6O)
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They don't need shots.
Unless I've been to your house while you're at work.
Posted by: Paolobot at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (AMIL/)
All Joy needs to make her smile is jackhammer with a Louisville Slugger attached to it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (9BLnV)
I want a real, fleshy woman, goddamn it. Not another cheap whore...
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (iGRGT)
Emissions will be regulated and plastic parts banned at the risk of huge fines and imprisonment?
Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (BiLU+)
That vay-jay won't be soft silicon any more?
I'm out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (l14X/)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (2DOZq)
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So, I kinda hate to admit it, but I own that movie
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (wSC8T)
1) Me so horny!
2) You son of a bitch!!
3) I love you.
4) You don't have the guts!!!
5) Can I get you something from the fridge?
6) I said STOP!
7) Why did you stop?
Everything's fine.
9) I said everything's FINE.
10) I'll be at my mother's.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (n8nDZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM
Was it dancing with accordions in 19th century Russia? No, it was not. Is outrage!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (BAML8)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq)
Daily Mail - it was his wife's idea.
Couldn't play the video, wrong mime type.
I stumbled across a youtube video of an aminal rescue guy who loves, (LOVES) goats and other animals, and the guy was hugging and kissing the goat in a most pervy way. And I do mean perverse. Bad Vibes were detected by my vibe detector.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (bkV+o)
Honestly, there are some parents who could stand to take a few lessons in childrearing from a sexbot babysitter.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (fZuhk)
Your argument is horrendous. So I'm gonna guess you did not think it through. Men are not "programmed" to go after 4 year old girls. Or 10 yo girls.
There are biological imperatives that make men physically attracted to females of child bearing years physically. However, culture also plays a large part as well as how we have evolved.
A man is not programmmed to go after the youngest girl...science shows waist/hip size and other hormone signals given off by women attract men when they are ovulating.
Your youngest female thing is bs and not science, nor evolutionary. I left your name off so as not to embarrass you, and also give you the the benefit of the doubt that you just worded things wrong.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (V6Xrh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut
Does it involve gopnitsas in Adidas bikinis?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (dGglL)
Came back in and channel surfed, came upon Chris Cuomo scolding Kellyanne over Bush's and Obama's illegal chirren policies, but equating them to PDT, and my BP went right back up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (ptqGC)
Not only is the sexbot not in the mood sometimes, but its speech can be played on random shuffle:
1) Me so horny!
2) You son of a bitch!!
3) I love you.
4) You don't have the guts!!!
5) Can I get you something from the fridge?
6) I said STOP!
7) Why did you stop?
Everything's fine.
9) I said everything's FINE.
10) I'll be at my mother's.
So, the remainder of the California option?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (UsCnO)
Only speaks Spanish?
If a thief breaks in when you're not home, she won't call 911 if the thief is stealing less than $950 of your stuff.
Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (EzdLW)
Let's see if she call for a ban on magazines over 10 shots!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (MkVJm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (LsBY9)
DO search DM for the sexbot stories. One inventor was having threesomes with one and his wife.
Then there was the story about the inventor who let a bunch of "potential customers" try one out, and complained the sexbot came back all "broken and very soiled". That sexbot got gang-banged, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq)
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Sammichbot 5000
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)
You do not want to know what Kurt Eichenwald would do to his.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (Jo6t3)
1) Me so horny!
2) You son of a bitch!!
3) I love you.
4) You don't have the guts!!!
5) Can I get you something from the fridge?
6) I said STOP!
7) Why did you stop?
Everything's fine.
9) I said everything's FINE.
10) I'll be at my mother's.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (n8nDZ)
You forgot the "Wait till you hear from my lawyer. I'm going to take you for everything you've got, tiny!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: backbeatbaby at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (w7KSn)
Cleans toilets.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (MkVJm)
Will require a self clean mode 'cause I don't want it cooking my dinner after cleaning the toilets.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (2DOZq)
I'm just relieved that I'm not the commenter who'd said something as dumb as the comment which you've just blasted. This time.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
Shemp Smith: I hope so!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (93CuU)
Mika breaks off engagement after finding Joe Scarborough in compromising situation with sexbot.
Upside, Joe can't kill the sexbot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
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How closely do you want it to simulate a man?
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (DxWUs)
Joy Behar needs a avocado pitting bot. She's too stupid to de-pit an avocado without stabbing herself in the hand. Also Meryl Streep.
Look up "Avocado hand". There's an epidemic of idiot liberal women cutting their hands with avocados.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob and bunny nic at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
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They will snake your drain and clean out your gutters.
And speaking of cleaning, just how are these sexbots disinfected?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (JxMDl)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (Jo6t3)
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Are they going to make one with tentacles?
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
>>The fuck do you mean? Just toss that bitch in the tub. Fried in a minute
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:22 PM (iGRGT)
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If you don't know why I'm angry, I'm not going to tell you!
Posted by: Moobot 2000 at June 18, 2018 09:22 PM (Evws/)
Well let me be the first to offer a hearty, enthusiastic F**K YOU! to all these former FLOTI. Really not one country any more, and it's clear which side is the alien, despicable one.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (QDnY+)
https://youtu.be/jPcsC3Mw0Po
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory
Needs commentary by Jim Ross.
"MY GOD! SHE'S KILLED HER!"
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (dGglL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (WRL6O)
I've always said we need to forgo the sexbot tech and go straight to Matrix style VR sex.
THe problem with sexbots is you're still constrained by the laws of physics in the debauched things you can do. In the Matrix, there are no such limits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (eMKNe)
>>Cleans toilets.
Why can't we dream to have to have it all? I mean it's a fucking robot.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
"Well, what am I going to do, Slim? It's a Cherry or nothing!"
Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (YRXy3)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (MkVJm)
Posted by: Sex Robot Reset Phrase at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (SebRf)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
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ISWYDT
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (vDqXW)
1) Me so horny!
2) You son of a bitch!!
3) I love you.
4) You don't have the guts!!!
5) Can I get you something from the fridge?
6) I said STOP!
7) Why did you stop?
Everything's fine.
9) I said everything's FINE.
10) I'll be at my mother's.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (n8nDZ)
You forgot the "Wait till you hear from my lawyer. I'm going to take you for everything you've got, tiny!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (9BLnV)
"It looks just like a penis, but smaller. How cute."
Posted by: That Guy at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (QLvwG)
Maybe this "The future is female" slogan has it right. Bcz this could get them there.
This century is turning out horrible. Everything has devolved since the 80s/90s.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:25 PM (V6Xrh)
Posted by: Willie Poker, Asshole at June 18, 2018 09:25 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moobot 2000 at June 18, 2018 09:22 PM (Evws/)
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Ouch. The first love of my life crushed my heart with a line like that when she broke-up with me and I asked "Why?" I still have no idea what I did wrong ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:26 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (8O3HH)
Right? It's like I always say, the only thing that stands between me and a balanced, fulfilling, physically and spiritually healthy life is the fundamental laws of the universe.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (2DOZq)
Don't worry. All government sponsored recreational activities are clean and efficient.
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
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They will snake your drain and clean out your gutters.
And speaking of cleaning, just how are these sexbots disinfected?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (JxMDl)
I hear from a knowledgeable smart-mil blog that slapping hot iron to it cauterizes and disinfects in one easy step.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
>>That's juat cuckold at that point.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (iGRGT)
that I like, such as Sandman, gets to talking about sexbots. First off,
the pictures I've seen of the current prototypes out there don't look
even remotely appealing to me. And I highly doubt that this technology
will advance within my lifetime to the point where they're realistic
enough to seem worthwhile.
****
Then I remembered how many things I've stuck my dick in in my life...pillows, watermelon, apple pie...
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Max Power at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (5mZga)
We discussed sexbot cleaning one ONT. You want a self-cleaning model.
Once you're done, you put it in the shower, hook up the water hose, and it goes through the self-cleaning cycle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)
the only thing that stands between me and a balanced, fulfilling, physically and spiritually healthy life is the fundamental laws of the universe.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (fZuhk)
They're all social constructs, you know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: P. Roth at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (qul7b)
I was afraid of this...well, something like it... not quite this level. It's worse than I imagined. I wish they had fixed it from day one. It pulls at the heart strings. It also clouds the real issue.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (V6Xrh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (2CQCl)
Once you're done, you put it in the shower, hook up the water hose, and it goes through the self-cleaning cycle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)
Don't forget the bot-clean pods. From Cascade.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (QLvwG)
They would really need to have highly advanced, uh, self-cleaning capabilities...
Women's sex toys are far simpler than men's because women's toys just need to be cleaned off, while men's sex toys need to be cleaned out.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:31 PM (WRL6O)
Imagine any conservative speaking to ValJar the way the prog media has spoken to Kellyanne.
Her husband doesn't have balls or a spine. But he'll tweet like hell against PDT!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (2CQCl)
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Maybe they can design one out of marzipan for you.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (JxMDl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM
That is, how you say, so last-century. Today's women expect skilled hands. They want digital.
Posted by: Paolo at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)
I've used a similar sprinkler attachment.
Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (MkVJm)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (wSC8T)
Cleaning is another argument for the Matrix.
Now, about the laws of physics. In real life, I couldn't bang 10 chicks at the same time in some primal orgy of blind lust.
But I could in the Matrix. And you could too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (ptqGC)
They would really need to have highly advanced, uh, self-cleaning capabilities...
Women's sex toys are far simpler than men's because women's toys just need to be cleaned off, while men's sex toys need to be cleaned out.
Posted by
rothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (wSC8T) Reynolds is already doing some development R and D into this area. It's in their oven bags and crockpot liner division.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (QLvwG)
Wake me when they start renting sexbots that arrive with the right attitude for the job. The Botstitutes, as it were.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:34 PM (WRL6O)
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:34 PM (iGRGT)
I would be totally supportive of her working for the President.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM
Tide, once a month.
Posted by: P&G at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (Jo6t3)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (MkVJm)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: P&G at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (DMUuz)
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Finally.
Someone who's SUPPOSED to eat Tide Pods.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: seamrog at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (I6D/u)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:37 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:37 PM (arhmY)
Long after everyone's moved on to the ONT, roving bands of scavengers will pick this thread's bones clean for 1990s Bay Area punk band names. Waste not, want not.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:39 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:39 PM (UiRxW)
Wonder what the reboot sequence will be for your sexbot? It will involve your fingers and certain sequence.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:40 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2018 09:40 PM (RuIsu)
Micropayments, people. That's how you make bank.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:41 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Flying car at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (yL25O)
+++++
Now that's an image.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 09:43 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (arhmY)
Open your app and in 10 minutes, a knock at the door!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (arhmY)
+++++++
Then the presidency awaits you?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (JxMDl)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (arhmY)
consider yourself lucky they didn't alter the deal more
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 09:45 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (yL25O)
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There is a jam in Slot 1. Please remove misfeed and press "Start" to continue.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:45 PM (UiRxW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gPZPKJc0s
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (JxMDl)
+++++++++
Why would you do this? We were all here having a nice time and then this...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 09:45 PM (hYcqw)
It has:
-A visual, faked visual, but one none the less
-Hook word "families" and "children" that anyone can relate to and "cages" that again evokes a strong visual
-And evokes fear such as children in cages
However its all fake and lies. Remind people that the visual is a faked photo from almost a decade ago and the "human interest stories" being told are by liars. Unreliable fake news. Shameful to get people worked up over a lie
They are crying wolf.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (PTA8E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (wSC8T)
These sexbot robots will walk in to you watching the last 45 minutes of Where Eagles Dare and start asking you questions about what has happened up till now and what is going on.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Just reply: right now you got me about as confused as I ever hope to be.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (JxMDl)
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That is both a deep cut, and a terrible band. My brother and I laughed all the way through a moderately long drive listening to them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:47 PM (UiRxW)
Rob Zombie is a genius. That is my favorite song of his. Sheer brilliance from beginning to end.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 09:47 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 09:47 PM (/qEW2)
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White Zombie KICKED ASS. Thunderkiss '65 dude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:48 PM (UiRxW)
If I only had a body, I would slap her on the bed" - 790
Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 09:48 PM (YRXy3)
Posted by: Jack O'Neill at June 18, 2018 09:49 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 09:49 PM (lSrgA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:50 PM (JxMDl)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (xUc0d)
Posted by: Kasie Huntbot at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (xUc0d)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:39 PM (EyPfd)
Well, yes, but to save money it will be ELIZA the computer therapist running canned responses on Javascript.
>Hello, I am Eliza
*Hi Eliza that was good
>How are you today, What would you like to discuss?
*I mean that was fantastic
>I see.
*I wish I knew you you did that
>We were discussing you, not me.
*That is so sweet of you.
>you are not really talking about me, are you?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2018 09:58 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Ladyl
I'm sure it will go well for you. You know what to do.
Crush 'em L.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2018 10:37 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Luke duke at June 18, 2018 10:47 PM (238oJ)
Posted by: DaveM at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (ljnHm)
Child?
My child...and yours.
Mine?
Yes. You will bear it.
How?
You will give birth to it.
No. No. No.
Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 19, 2018 12:22 AM (YRXy3)
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:30 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:36 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (LsBY9)
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the ONT, it is broken
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 12:48 AM (QIXE+)
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:51 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:53 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 19, 2018 01:34 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 02:47 AM (V6Xrh)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 02:48 AM (V6Xrh)
Posted by: TickledPink at June 19, 2018 03:51 AM (TL2pK)
Very disturbing the power these obvious planned and staged campaigns have over half the country. It's like being immersed in the 1984 and seeing the Party Mini-tru apparatus go into action in front of your eyes and the proles reacting as required.
Posted by: Ripley at June 19, 2018 06:05 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: DFCtomm at June 19, 2018 04:16 PM (50gG9)
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