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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Esther Sarto
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 09:30 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 09:31 AM (46K9N)
Posted by: brak at June 20, 2018 09:31 AM (VckGX)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 20, 2018 09:31 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2018 09:31 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 09:31 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Perv Weinstein at June 20, 2018 09:31 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 09:31 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 20, 2018 09:31 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 09:32 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2018 09:32 AM (gXOnh)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 20, 2018 09:31 AM (jjaLl)
...or possibly severed fingers.
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2018 09:32 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 20, 2018 09:32 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 09:32 AM (Phln5)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at June 20, 2018 09:32 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 09:32 AM (46K9N)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 09:32 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 20, 2018 09:32 AM (2NqXo)
I prefer French nails, the white band reminds me of brook trout fins.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 09:33 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 20, 2018 09:33 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 09:33 AM (Y9uH4)
Why is she wearing Billy Gibbon's hat?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 20, 2018 09:33 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2018 09:33 AM (TKQ/l)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 09:34 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 09:34 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 20, 2018 09:34 AM (P+CG3)
Chick obviously wants nothing to do with shadow and light based on the rest of her oeuvre.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 09:34 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 09:35 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 20, 2018 09:35 AM (mtfdF)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 09:35 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 09:35 AM (Y9uH4)
Posted by: huerfano at June 20, 2018 09:36 AM (L9nK5)
Posted by: Guardian Of Innocence at June 20, 2018 09:36 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 20, 2018 09:36 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Shep! at June 20, 2018 09:36 AM (ctuyM)
Her other works on the site are...intriguing.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2018 09:37 AM (gXOnh)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 09:37 AM (Bc1aB)
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 20, 2018 09:37 AM (3KxXY)
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 20, 2018 09:37 AM (RHEDC)
Yikes.
Posted by: Kris at June 20, 2018 09:38 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 09:38 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: zombie bob ross at June 20, 2018 09:38 AM (ctuyM)
That hat aint guarding you from shit, sister.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 09:39 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 09:39 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 09:39 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Kris at June 20, 2018 09:40 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 09:40 AM (7HtZB)
I suddenly have a pang for a Bloomin Onion from Outback Steakhouse.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 09:40 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 09:40 AM (Bc1aB)
Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 09:41 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 09:41 AM (J/cVy)
Posted by: JT at June 20, 2018 09:41 AM (PGBrP)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 09:41 AM (kqsXK)
When she looks at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya.
And those black eyes roll over white, and then...
Posted by: Quint, Amityville Gazette Art Critic, Sushi Purveyor, and Trusted Advisor to the Amnityville Town Co at June 20, 2018 09:41 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Guardian Of Innocence at June 20, 2018 09:36 AM (r9UYA)
No! Not THAT one!
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 09:41 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 09:41 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: The View at June 20, 2018 09:42 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 09:42 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - butt naked at June 20, 2018 09:42 AM (06ZX+)
Posted by: Zombie Hieronymus Bosch at June 20, 2018 09:42 AM (7HtZB)
It's the Democrats fault, they won't give us the votes needed to pass good immigration legislation. They want open borders, which breeds horrible crime. Republicans want security. But I am working on something - it never ends!
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 09:43 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 09:43 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 09:43 AM (J/cVy)
Posted by: Vietnamese nail lady at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (46K9N)
Posted by: Johnnie Cochrane at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (EoNcp)
Posted by: Hillary! at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (FZYNt)
That's like saying Hieronymus Bosch was insane.
Well, OK, he was.
I don't like what I've seen of this girl's oeuvre so far, and yes she seems insane, but part of what artists do is push boundaries.
Memes notwithstanding, happy trees to not push our boundaries.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - butt naked at June 20, 2018 09:42 AM
And true to your roots, you avoided feeling mortisfied.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: zombie bob ross at June 20, 2018 09:38 AM (ctuyM)
This is one time you don't want the carpet matching the drapes.
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (Y274z)
https://tinyurl.com/l6ton58
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 09:34 AM
Heh. I propose letting Poppins pick the "art" graphic - at least for a "guest" week.
What you can't see in the one above is all the munchkin gals hiding on top of her head - just their hands show. So, not so gross, albeit still disturbing.
Posted by: mindful webworker - follow the yellow slick toad at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (jMD9L)
(No, not those Black Panthers.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (G+x7t)
That and she uses, for the most part an extraordinarily limited color palette and tonality range.
Most of her images are very flat, very little dimensionality or subject matter.
She's like a poor womens Frida Kahlo, although Kahlo's favorite subject was Frida Kahlo.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 09:45 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 20, 2018 09:45 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 20, 2018 09:45 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 09:39 AM (V2Yro)
Yes, but she's from Copenhagen. I mean, say no more!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 09:45 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 09:45 AM (J/cVy)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 20, 2018 09:45 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 09:46 AM (Bc1aB)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 09:46 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 09:46 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at June 20, 2018 09:46 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 09:46 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 09:46 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2018 09:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Leftist Butt-boi of soy at June 20, 2018 09:47 AM (06ZX+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (fuK7c)
Good Fences make Good Neighbors.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 09:47 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2018 09:47 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 09:48 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 09:48 AM (G+x7t)
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There are no snipers in this painting because she's taken ALL of the trigger fingers.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 09:48 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 20, 2018 09:48 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 09:48 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 09:47 AM (WDCYi)
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30' walls make GREAT borders. Especially with Mexico.
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2018 09:48 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: fixerupper
For a hat that big, she took all of their "swear" fingers too
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 09:49 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: fixerupper
Kitteh got the hell outta Dodge already.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 09:49 AM (AM1GF)
IMPPPPEEEECCCCHHHHH!!!
Posted by: Leftist Butt-boi of soy at June 20, 2018 09:47 AM (06ZX+)
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I feel an "EM FINGER ME FOADY FI" coming from the esteemed Maxine Waters Hairdo.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 09:49 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Bruce
We can still Pluck You
Posted by: English Longbowman at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Pope Innocent III at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (/qEW2)
Memes notwithstanding, happy trees to not push our boundaries.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 09:44 AM (fuK7c)
But must art push boundaries? I can think of a lot of great artists & artworks that don't.
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Every Feminist Dream at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (Y274z)
https://bit.ly/2tiMqxp
It changed mine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Ben Nerd Virgin Shapiro at June 20, 2018 09:51 AM (06ZX+)
Sales clerk, "Ma'am, one bottle will last you a long time."
GoI, "I have a lot of fingernails to pain."
Sales clerk, "Okay..."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 09:51 AM (J/cVy)
We don't know yet that she's a commie. Scandi is bad enough.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 09:51 AM (fuK7c)
Heh. I picked up a book over the weekend that was about standards of beauty through the ages, though sadly all the pictures were in black and white. But I did see some portraits that I thought CBD might be able to use in future, so over the weekend I'll probably send a few links.
This wasn't in the book, but I like it:
https://tinyurl.com/yaacas58
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 09:52 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 09:52 AM (J/cVy)
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (7HtZB)
I think that's a commie meme, honestly.
Another way the progs destroyed culture.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 09:52 AM (hMwEB)
https://bit.ly/2tiMqxp
It changed mine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018
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She's got a little of that Scarlett Johansson look there, huh?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 09:52 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 09:51 AM (fuK7c)
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Well.... that aint no MAGA hat shes wearing.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 09:52 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fixerupper
Oh, come on! Those are lady fingers. You know there are no decent female snipers. They prefer to get in close then use their samwich making skills to eviscerate you.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 09:53 AM (9BLnV)
So a dirty Scandi on top of it all? Hang on, let me get my flamethrower...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 09:53 AM (AM1GF)
I guess Salty Dog isn't around. He'd probably appreciate this. This is a note from one of the 7th graders spouse drives the school bus for. Spouse also got a gift card:
Thank you for driving me the whole year and for keeping up with the troublemakers. It has been an amazing year with you driving me and saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" every time I get on and off the bus. I hope my fellow 7th graders weren't too bad even though they can be annoying, Thank you.
I smiled and I also laughed. Spouses response was to smile too and say: "See, they know.-about the kids who are sometimes a pain" ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 09:53 AM (O5K3f)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 09:53 AM (WDCYi)
My two favorite artists are David Lobenburg and James Gurney.
Just look at the colors in a Lobenburg portrait and you will get lost.
Amazing use of color and light.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 09:53 AM (UfMVm)
She's got a little of that Scarlett Johansson look there, huh?
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Chrissy Hines ...... yes.
ScarJo....... um no.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 09:54 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 20, 2018 09:54 AM (8CSzz)
Posted by: Soothi at June 20, 2018 09:54 AM (VArOw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 09:54 AM (J/cVy)
She's got a little of that Scarlett Johansson look there, huh?
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Chrissy Hines ...... yes.
ScarJo....... um no.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018
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I was thinking the lips.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 09:54 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (7HtZB)
Well-Enforced Boundaries are what keep people from becoming filthy pervos, so they probably should not be pushed.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 09:54 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 09:53 AM (9BLnV)
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Lyudmila Pavlichenko would like a word....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 09:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 20, 2018 09:55 AM (rdl6o)
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I love the diversity. Some fingers are white, others are varying shades
of brown. She does not discriminate among those whose innocence she
guards.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
The brown ones were white just a couple of days ago.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 09:55 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 09:55 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 09:54 AM (G+x7t)
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You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 09:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2018 09:47 AM (Y274z)
Okay. I'll delete the post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 09:56 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 09:56 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Lyudmila Pavilchenko (309 confirmed kills, Aug '41 - Jun '42) says hi.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 09:56 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 20, 2018 09:56 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Hope Solo at June 20, 2018 09:56 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 09:56 AM (46K9N)
So a dirty Scandi on top of it all? Hang on, let me get my flamethrower...
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Gee, I thought it was filthy Scandi and dirty Irish. I'm not on top of things here.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 20, 2018 09:57 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 09:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
It's whatever I say it is today. Like the "laws" in my country
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 09:57 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 20, 2018 09:57 AM (MIKMs)
General Rule :
Not SMR? Then they get the Bullet.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 09:57 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 09:57 AM (DV+JV)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 09:57 AM (/qEW2)
But must art push boundaries? I can think of a lot of great artists artworks that don't.
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (7HtZB)
Depends on what one means by pushing boundaries. Art must be original, so in that sense all artists push boundaries. There is also something valuable to be found in mining a genre, a style, a well-trodden path, and DISCOVERING something new within it.
My go to example for that is blues music. There is a structure, not unlike a sonnet, where the artist, within that structure, creates his own, usually by putting himself into it, so the notes, the chords, the movement, the structure, it is instantly familiar, and yet unique.
That's boundary pushing, paradoxically within a very tight box.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 09:58 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 09:53 AM (WDCYi)
Good one.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 09:58 AM (Bc1aB)
Posted by: garrett
Heh. Like the ones in Beetlejuice
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 09:58 AM (8ikIW)
https://bit.ly/2tiMqxp
It changed mine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 09:50 AM (fuK7c)
**Spock eyebrow**
I will have to disagree with my esteemed colleague on the relative hotness of this lady.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 09:58 AM (kqsXK)
Strange.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 09:59 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 20, 2018 09:59 AM (06ZX+)
Yes.
I have an extraordinarily stressful job and I needed something to keep me sane that didn't call for drinking vast amounts of alcohol, I cast about for a solution.
So about 5 years ago I started playing the piano and about two years ago I started back into drawing and painting.
I've been sketching and watercolor painting pretty much every day.
I sketch on the train and paint at lunch.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 09:59 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 09:56 AM (AM1GF)
One. That all ya got! The exception that proves the rule. Besides, she was a post-op tranny. Check the history books. She was Christine Jorgensen's role model. Now, if you want a book about female samwich making assassins, I will be posting a link to my new coffee table book some time in the fall.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 10:00 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 10:00 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 10:00 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:00 AM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Kreplach
They wouldn't let ya bring the piano on the train, huh ?
Posted by: JT at June 20, 2018 10:01 AM (PGBrP)
I hear your a mean old jezabel
Lets go up stairs and read my tarot cards
Don't kick me out the door.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2018 10:01 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 10:01 AM (fA1SL)
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SMR puts up with Tranny Nonsense?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 10:01 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 10:01 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Soothi at June 20, 2018 10:01 AM (VArOw)
My go to example for that is blues music. There is a structure, not unlike a sonnet, where the artist, within that structure, creates his own, usually by putting himself into it, so the notes, the chords, the movement, the structure, it is instantly familiar, and yet unique.
That's boundary pushing, paradoxically within a very tight box.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 09:58 AM (9chmE)
On the other hand, if I ever hear another gorram blues shuffle in E, I'm likely to cut a bitch and douse the wound in lemon juice.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2018 10:01 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 10:02 AM (J/cVy)
I've been wanting to get into sketching.
As a kid I loved to draw.
Will yoy show us some of your sketches and watercolors?
Your "etchings"
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 10:02 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 10:02 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: GWB at June 20, 2018 10:02 AM (rJyD+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 10:02 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 09:56 AM (AM1GF)
Not saying she didn't. Just saying I don't trust the people who were in charge of collecting the data.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 10:02 AM (Bc1aB)
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 10:02 AM (DV+JV)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 09:59 AM (UfMVm)
That's...civilized!
And you live in NJ?
Who knew!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 10:02 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 20, 2018 10:03 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 10:01 AM (/qEW2)
A Dali film. Or perhaps Man Ray.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 10:03 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018
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"Cool" is not the word I would have chosen.
Her pics -- at least on her site -- sort of sneak up on you. You don't realize there are fingers or severed feet until you look for a while. The body parts don't seem to be the main focus, though once you see them you can't help noticing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 10:03 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 20, 2018 10:04 AM (oAY8z)
I have an extraordinarily stressful job and I needed something to keep me sane that didn't call for drinking vast amounts of alcohol
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 09:59 AM (UfMVm)
Pansy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2018 10:04 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:04 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 10:04 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: el cornholio at June 20, 2018 10:04 AM (nmun+)
Posted by: Charlotte Allen at June 20, 2018 10:05 AM (lSTdk)
Posted by: Grimaldi
Or more usefully, exec order shut down of all refugee claims or any other immigration from or through Mexico since Mexico is a safe country for these purposes with the exception of pre-approved sponsored guest worker visas.
The refugee program is a scam so fk it.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 20, 2018 10:06 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 10:06 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:00 AM (2CQCl)
That hat would be corn on the cob for a cannibal, I imagine.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 10:06 AM (/qEW2)
I have other dimensions to me than blind impotent rage.
I also cook a mean spatchcocked lemon pepper partridge as well.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 10:06 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 10:06 AM (fA1SL)
el cornholio, there is this youtube video
https://tinyurl.com/z8a9qwg
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 10:07 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:07 AM (LiyEm)
On the other hand, if I ever hear another gorram blues shuffle in E,
I'm likely to cut a bitch and douse the wound in lemon juice.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2018 10:01 AM (XWkhW)
Especially when it's done by pasty white boys with absolutely no artistry about them.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:07 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 20, 2018 10:07 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Ed Gein at June 20, 2018 10:07 AM (j85/0)
You must have read my mind. Skimming thru Daily Mail, Facebook and other places this shit has gotten completely out of control and is reaching critical mass. I have a bad feeling.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 10:07 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 10:07 AM (hMwEB)
Abolish ICE! they screamed.
Once again Donald Trump performs the impossible: he actually got Democrats on record as wanting to shrink the government.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 10:07 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2018 10:08 AM (OLCnA)
How?
Is 'The Creation of Man' Blasphemous?
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 10:08 AM (DV+JV)
Building commences on the 28th for the storage building and catering kitchen.
Pro Tip: The restaurant business is fun, but don't go there unless you've got a lot of back-up money.
Posted by: Jwest at June 20, 2018 10:08 AM (/roJx)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 09:56 AM (AM1GF)
Not saying she didn't. Just saying I don't trust the people who were in charge of collecting the data.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 10:02 AM
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Concur. The Soviets tended to inflate things for the audience back home for propaganda value. However, she was held in some high regard by the Germans too, so there was something real going on with her sniper skills.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 10:08 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 09:48 AM (/qEW2)
Somewhere in Holland, a dyke springs numerous leaks...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 10:09 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2018 10:09 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 10:06 AM (UfMVm)
I've only eaten partridge in restaurants, and wasn't impressed. How is it when it is cooked simply?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 10:09 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: GWB at June 20, 2018 10:09 AM (rJyD+)
It started the day the IG report was released.
What a coincidence.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:09 AM (k1TUh)
https://youtu.be/PIgrpFCmK6I
NSFW, maybe.
Posted by: Kris at June 20, 2018 10:09 AM (OyyDO)
The Virgin Mary wasn't the only whey-faced, pouting chick to wear a wimple crowned by a finger-ziggurat. It could be anyone. Heck, I'd have bet it was Shelly Duvall...
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:09 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 10:10 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 10:10 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 10:10 AM (DV+JV)
Actually I do have a 2 octave travel keyboard that I hook to my phone and play when I'm traveling.
One of the newer keyboards has bluetooth connectivity so you don't even have to physically connect anything.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 10:10 AM (UfMVm)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Morning Horde.
Looks like someone is giving us all the finger.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 10:10 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: the margins at June 20, 2018 10:10 AM (j85/0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 10:09 AM (wYseH)
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Food thread on Wednesday?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 20, 2018 10:10 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 10:10 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2018 10:11 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 10:11 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 10:11 AM (J/cVy)
Your Zoddess pictured that way?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 10:11 AM (O5K3f)
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:11 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 10:11 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 20, 2018 10:12 AM (FZYNt)
That always gets my attention.
Un chien Andalou. I've saved it to watch in a quiet moment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 10:12 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2018 10:11 AM (5gaNQ)
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Yes, I totally agree with that sentiment. Nothing says "I'm serious" quite like an oddly shaped pink hat that resembles female genitalia.
Posted by: Pussy Hat March at June 20, 2018 10:12 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2018 10:13 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 10:13 AM (7LY+6)
Soviet reports of female war heroism with a chunk of salt the size of
Gibraltar.
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:07 AM (LiyEm)
And incidentally comrade, production at the workers salt mines is up 500%!
Posted by: Ministry of Salt at June 20, 2018 10:13 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 10:13 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 20, 2018 10:13 AM (MIKMs)
Also, Twitter is a leftist hellhole where leftist asshats entertain each other with asshattery. Nothing ever said on twitter means anything to any real world person anywhere, ever. Ignore it, and never look at it again.
And one more thing, if you're on facebook for ANYTHING other than sending pictures of your kids to your close family relatives, you're an idiot. Get off of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:13 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Trudeau's escaping eyebrow at June 20, 2018 10:14 AM (sZJVE)
Do they call them that out there in West Mountainstan?
I thought partridge was a New Hampshire word for ruffed grouse.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2018 10:14 AM (5gaNQ)
https://youtu.be/4Q2KNl1MAX8
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 10:14 AM (J/cVy)
She's got a little of that Scarlett Johansson look there, huh?
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Chrissy Hines ...... yes.
ScarJo....... um no.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 09:54 AM
Actually, her face structure looks a lot like a young Bjork:
https://tinyurl.com/y7vs78u4
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 20, 2018 10:14 AM (P+CG3)
Do. Not. Like.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 10:13 AM (ptqGC)
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I think it resembles a bunch legs from face sized spider.
Does that help?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 20, 2018 10:15 AM (WEBkv)
It's great when it's made simply.
Spatchcock, canola rub, Salt, pepper, thyme, throw on lemon zest, throw in the oven.
Roast some potatoes and asparagus with olive oil, salt, pepper, dusting of brown sugar.
Add a honey wheat bear with a twist of lemon and you are into some good eats.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 10:15 AM (UfMVm)
My mother just called me and told me ICE raided a meat processing plant in her area as well as two others in the state, netting over 100 Mexican and Nicaraguan illegals at her local plant alone!
#Winning
Now, they need to shut down the plant and incarcerate the management and owners who were aiding and abetting.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2018 10:15 AM (vg8iE)
Contrary to rumor, playing the Pixies' "Debaser" backwards adds nothing to the viewing of that movie.
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:15 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 10:16 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:16 AM (TdMsT)
Does that help?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 20, 2018 10:15 AM (WEBkv)
*sigh* *preps flamethrower*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 10:16 AM (ptqGC)
We have Hungarian Partridge, which are a true Partridge.
We also have Red Legged Partridge running around. But they're escapees.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 10:16 AM (DV+JV)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2018 10:16 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2018 10:14 AM (5gaNQ)
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I know a few lefty women and even they're not that crazy. Must be tough to be among women like that.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 20, 2018 10:16 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Agreed. Still, even half that many over 11 months is a respectable count...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 10:17 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 10:17 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: Kreplach
I would think bear would be filling on it's own
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 10:17 AM (8ikIW)
Contrary to rumor, playing the Pixies' "Debaser" backwards adds nothing to the viewing of that movie.
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:15 AM (Bdeb0)
That's what Satan WANTS you to think!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2018 10:17 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:18 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:18 AM (k1TUh)
Styleguide infraction, it's "totes adorbs".
And yeah, she's totes adorbs except she's wearing spanx and not panties.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 10:18 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 20, 2018 10:18 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2018 10:18 AM (5gaNQ)
https://youtu.be/4Q2KNl1MAX8
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018
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Normally, Anna, when I see the word "adorbs," I flinch. But it's totes (see what I did there) the only word for this video. (What is it about Japanese and Korean girls, I wonder . . .?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 10:19 AM (G+x7t)
Is 'The Creation of Man' Blasphemous?
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 10:08 AM (DV+JV)
How did you leap to that comparison?
Now, I wouldn't call something made by a douchy lefty nitwit nobody "blasphemy," because she doesn't live in that world, but comparing this broad's output to Michelangelo is like comparing Mozart to your cat walking across the piano keys.
Posted by: Ministry of Salt at June 20, 2018 10:19 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Unhinged Leftist at June 20, 2018 10:19 AM (P+CG3)
He played a clip of Rachel Madcow crying on air last night over the illegals' children.
Where was she when Barry was keeping kids in actual cages?
It's interesting to listen to Beck now that he's Team Trump. A little late to the party, but better late than never I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 10:19 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: muckrack at June 20, 2018 10:19 AM (DoqY9)
And one more thing, if you're on facebook for
ANYTHING other than sending pictures of your kids to your close family
relatives, you're an idiot. Get off of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:13 AM (k1TUh)
Bailed on FB after a sibling went crying to our parents because they objected to some of my posts. Immediately after that, all FB content was removed. They get nothing now. No pics, no family updates, nothing. The sibling is a teacher -and considering that they teach kids to use words to work out differences, yet she couldn't take her own advice.
Now FB is just used for "creeping" on friends updates to see what the opposition is up to (yes, unfortunately many friends and family are in NY QED liberals).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2018 10:19 AM (jxbfJ)
Fingerhats are impractical. Cleaning the nails is too time consuming. Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 10:17 AM (iys0/)
"Foghats are impractical." -- Devo
"Flowerpots are impractical." -- Foghat
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:19 AM (Bdeb0)
Oh, yes, Un Chien Andalou. I've never particularly cared for it, myself. I've thought of it as the film version of "flinging a pot of paint in the public's face."
But I am an admitted philistine when it comes to art.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 10:20 AM (kqsXK)
Good. One more RINO exposed and eliminated.
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 10:21 AM (J/cVy)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:21 AM (9chmE)
#Winning
Now, they need to shut down the plant and incarcerate the management and owners who were aiding and abetting.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2018
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Yes! Shut the income stream off at the source. Make sure all employers know that if they are caught knowingly or unknowingly employing illegals, they get the same treatment.
Millions of the invaders will go home. Then shut off the game show prizes (welfare, food stamps, Section 8 housing) and watch them stream for the border.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 10:21 AM (G+x7t)
Good. One more RINO exposed and eliminated.
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
It was just a formality. He was a DemonRat when he was sabotaging McCain's presidential campaign.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2018 10:22 AM (RD7QR)
Yea, that was a real shocker alright. His constant appearances with his sidekick Nicole Wallace to do nothing but trash Republicans over the last couple years weren't any sort of clue what his true beliefs are.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 10:22 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 10:22 AM (5jVnA)
Not to defend Schmidt, but I would argue that he was always in complete agreement with McCain, and always did exactly what McCain wanted him to do. Including now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:23 AM (k1TUh)
#Winning
Now, they need to shut down the plant and incarcerate the management and owners who were aiding and abetting.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Assest forfeiture. Take the plant.
Dismantle it. Sell it off. Salt the land.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:24 AM (RkYsP)
https://youtu.be/4Q2KNl1MAX8
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 10:14 AM (J/cVy)
You know, Anna, if I ever have the pleasure of meeting you and you look anything like that, I will simply collapse. My poor heart couldn't take it.
Now, in the same vein, salt and pepper:
https://tinyurl.com/ycfrczp2
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 10:24 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 10:24 AM (46K9N)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 10:25 AM (KP5rU)
Yea, that was a real shocker alright. His constant appearances with his sidekick Nicole Wallace to do nothing but trash Republicans over the last couple years weren't any sort of clue what his true beliefs are.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 10:22 AM (/tuJf)
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Does that mean they lose their "Republican Pundit" credentials on CNN and MSNBC.
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 10:25 AM (G0vdT)
Fuq that. Seize the business and auction it off.
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 20, 2018 10:25 AM (xBSm0)
Especially when it's done by pasty white boys with absolutely no artistry about them.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:07 AM (9chmE)
Especially if they're bearded and wearing a fedora.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2018 10:25 AM (XWkhW)
https://youtu.be/4Q2KNl1MAX8
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018
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Horrors! Cultural appropriation!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 10:26 AM (G+x7t)
Personally I love it.
Gonna reply with a womp womp to all these sob stories from now on.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 10:26 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 20, 2018 10:26 AM (B2wNQ)
Posted by: Who? at June 20, 2018 10:27 AM (FxD/E)
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 10:25 AM (G0vdT)
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"Former" Republican Strategist will give Schmidt all the cover he needs to pontificate on where the party went off the rails.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 20, 2018 10:27 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 10:27 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at June 20, 2018 10:27 AM (Ai1hj)
Posted by: Tom Servo
It's great with a side of pear tree.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:27 AM (RkYsP)
Yea, that was a real shocker alright. His constant appearances with
his sidekick Nicole Wallace to do nothing but trash Republicans over the
last couple years weren't any sort of clue what his true beliefs are.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 10:22 AM (/tuJf)
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Does that mean they lose their "Republican Pundit" credentials on CNN and MSNBC.
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 10:25 AM (G0vdT)
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Ana Navarro still claims to be a Republican. Why she doesn't throw in the towel and go full-on Prog is a mystery.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 10:27 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:27 AM (LiyEm)
Oh, yes, Un Chien Andalou. I've never particularly cared for it, myself. I've thought of it as the film version of "flinging a pot of paint in the public's face."
But I am an admitted philistine when it comes to art.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 10:20 AM (kqsXK)
You're not too far from the truth. The story goes that Dali and Bunuel were telling each other their weirdest dreams and decided to string them together into a movie. So it's flinging a bunch of unsettling and discombobulated imagery in the public's face.
I was subjected every year of my undergrad studies to this _______.
Posted by: Kris at June 20, 2018 10:28 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy
That's the hat you wear into a crowd of pussy hat wearers.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:28 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 10:28 AM (J/cVy)
Yeah,Schmidt and Wallace ran McCain's campaign to his satisfaction.
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:27 AM (LiyEm)
And Nicole Wallace still loves to brag about stabbing Sarah Palin in the back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 10:29 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Who? at June 20, 2018 10:29 AM (FxD/E)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:30 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Who?
I worked as a lab tech in a meat packing plant. Back in the 70's most of the cutters and trimmers were black men. I wonder which one of those lazy bastards didn't want to do the job anymore?
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 10:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:30 AM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 10:31 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Did he actually say weak shit show?
Would be great if he did
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 10:31 AM (8ikIW)
Not if people ignore them. They may be everywhere, but I think people are learning to tune them out, like a madman shouting on the street corner. I often wonder how much of their viewership is conservatives keeping tabs or watching out of morbid curiosity.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 10:31 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Who?
The ones paid cash under the table?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:31 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 10:31 AM (fA1SL)
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Maybe they are at the border, taking their pick of the litter.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2018 10:31 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:07 AM (9chmE)
Especially if they're bearded and wearing a fedora.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2018 10:25 AM (XWkhW)
I thought it was against the law for pasty white guys playing the blues, to NOT have a beard and fedora.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:32 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: WryMouth at June 20, 2018 10:33 AM (pEWva)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 10:33 AM (fA1SL)
Don't tell OSHA or it's back over the border for you...
Here's a paper towel...Back to work
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 10:33 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 10:33 AM (j85/0)
Did he actually say weak shit show?
Would be great if he did
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 10:31 AM (8ikIW)
Right? Trump could pull it off.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:33 AM (2CQCl)
this right here is why management gets offices with doors instead of cubes in the cube farm.
it's a perq.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2018 10:33 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2018 10:15 AM (vg8iE)
Whereabouts?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2018 10:33 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Esther Sarto at June 20, 2018 10:34 AM (EoNcp)
Lee Atwater.
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Who?
So you're all for slavery. Good to know.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:34 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Tony Podesta at June 20, 2018 10:34 AM (sZJVE)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2018 10:15 AM (vg8iE)
Whereabouts?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2018 10:33 AM (/+bwe)
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Salem, Ohio, Canton, Ohio and one other Ohio location - FreshMark
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2018 10:34 AM (vg8iE)
295 Aren't these the people that are keeping social security going ?
Posted by: Who?
The ones paid cash under the table?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:31 AM (RkYsP)
No no. It's the ones on welfare.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2018 10:35 AM (XWkhW)
Yep. First, only a small minority of people in this country watch the 24 hour news channels (maybe 5% of voters? probably not that high) and out of that more people now watch Fox on any hour of night or day than watch CNN and MSNBC combined.
So CNN and MSNBC are only preaching to less than half of a tiny minority. That's how much they "matter".
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:35 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:35 AM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2018 10:35 AM (ovir2)
Lee Atwater.
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018
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I liked him as Surak the Vulcan.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 10:35 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2018 10:15 AM (vg8iE)
I saw that as "incinerate," and I thought that might be a bit harsh.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 10:36 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Tom Servo
But, most are on FB or twatter going full on ARhgaBargle
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 10:36 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:35 AM (2CQCl)
I figured this picture would be right up your alley.
Posted by: moki at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:34 AM (RkYsP)
Everyone is into slavery of some kind. Besides, it builds character. Think of the children!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Smaller than that. It all makes sense when you realized the media isn't speaking to the public...it's speaking to the 535 people in Congress.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (AM1GF)
I saw that as "incinerate," and I thought that might be a bit harsh.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 10:36 AM (wYseH)
But only a little harsh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (XWkhW)
But I like meat....
Who will pack my meat ?
Posted by: McCool at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (sZaoP)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:34 AM (RkYsP)
Bingo!
Getting paid under the table or otherwise illegally hurts society and it hurts the individual.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Shep! at June 20, 2018 10:38 AM (vg8iE)
But I like meat....
Who will pack my meat ?
Posted by: McCool at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (sZaoP)
Shep volunteers...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2018 10:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:35 AM (2CQCl)
I figured this picture would be right up your alley.
Posted by: moki at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (V+V4
Finger food. Why yes it is Moki.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:38 AM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Bitch McTurtleCoC at June 20, 2018 10:38 AM (r9UYA)
But I like meat....
Who will pack my meat ?
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I got ya covered!
Posted by: Shep! at June 20, 2018 10:38 AM (vg8iE)
I thought Shep was more a dessert man. Like fudge.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2018 10:38 AM (XWkhW)
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That's a lot of finger pointing.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 10:39 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 20, 2018 10:39 AM (J/cVy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (wYseH)
Outright chattel ownership--no pay, no hurt.
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:39 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at June 20, 2018 10:39 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 20, 2018 10:39 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at June 20, 2018 10:39 AM (TfoWT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 10:39 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
Who?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 20, 2018 10:40 AM (B2wNQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 10:40 AM (fA1SL)
But I like meat....
Who will pack my meat ?
Posted by: McCool at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (sZaoP)
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I'll smoke your meat for a some Drumpf leaks!
I mean I'll pack it also, I'm not into pegging but I'll give it go.
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 20, 2018 10:41 AM (06ZX+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:41 AM (2CQCl)
Instead they went full retard.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 10:41 AM (+dsLj)
I took one Film course in college. One. We saw Un Chien Andalou. We saw Costa-Gavras "Z". We saw Citizen Kane like everyone else does. We saw Das Kabinett von Doktor Caligari.
No. 1 Son has graduated from a well regarded university as a Film Studies major. They never showed him a single foreign film. They didn't show the early days, silents, expressionism, nothing about the history.
This is the brag, I have taught him more than film school did. He has seen all of Kurosawa and most of Clint Eastwood, but not at school.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 10:42 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM
I've heard from ah, "sources", that both being paid that way and paying your help that way has a lot of fringe benefits. What society doesn't know won't hurt it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:42 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 10:42 AM (UfMVm)
guys playing the blues, to NOT have a beard and fedora. Posted by:
BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:32 AM (9chmE)
Lee Atwater.
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)
And God punished him accordingly.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:42 AM (9chmE)
The left loves them some threatening to murder people who think differently than they do. Why isn't pre-emptive self defence legal?
If somebody breaks into my home threatening to murder I would generally have the right to protect myself. I know I wouldn't if I live in the U.K. and possibly not in Canada. But I certainly would have that right in the U.S.
Isn't threatening to kill me on Twitter a form of breaking into my home and threatening to kill me?
Death threats on Twitter seem like a very serious crime but it's a game for lefties. Why are they allowed to get away with it?
And how come the scum in the Democratic Party are never even asked to repudiate their lunatics?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 20, 2018 10:42 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 10:42 AM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 10:43 AM (/qEW2)
That Major is also known as "post adolescent day care for rich kids".
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:43 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
Who?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 20, 2018 10:40 AM (B2wNQ)
338
337. Yeah. The first baseman.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR
Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 10:40 AM (fA1SL)
What?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:43 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
Who?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 20, 2018 10:40 AM (B2wNQ)
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The Paolo knows that one's wife well. Mrs.Schmidt is a moaner.
Posted by: The Paolo at June 20, 2018 10:44 AM (06ZX+)
Posted by: Trayon White at June 20, 2018 10:44 AM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: Quentin T. at June 20, 2018 10:45 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: moki at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (V+V4
He should get her digits.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 10:45 AM (5jVnA)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:45 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:34 AM (RkYsP)
Most people are ... they just object to such a coarse term.
At the end of the day ... most people do not give a flying fuck about much of anything other than keeping the store shelves full and the TV on.
They could not give a shit less about how that happens - or who it happens to.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 10:45 AM (INpWu)
???
What the fuck did they show?
Let me guess - really shitty movies from the late 60s and the 1970s where everything is either a dystopia or an urban hellhole, reflecting the inevitable outcome of a decaying, Nixonian society and praising the directors - oh, forgive me, auteurs - for their unflinching honesty.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 10:45 AM (kqsXK)
Guy was my bishop in NJ a few decades ago.
His buggery got him promoted to Cardinal in DC
DC Cardinal McCarrick removed from ministry for alleged sex abuse of teen 50 years ago
http://tinyurl.com/ycporjrd
Posted by: McCool at June 20, 2018 10:45 AM (sZaoP)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 20, 2018 10:46 AM (r4KP2)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 10:42 AM (UfMVm)
_______
I am not a shit Dipper!
I'm a bottom, and get my shit dipped in, thank you!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's non-existent masculinity at June 20, 2018 10:46 AM (06ZX+)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 10:46 AM (fkLIX)
His initiation into the Left will doubtless be conditional on satisfactory completion of focused "loyalty tests" meant to purge him of learned capitalist, heterosexual, gender-oriented behavior.
Fair winds and following seas, Steve.
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:46 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:46 AM (2CQCl)
Sec Nielson's high school alumni write an open letter condemning her!
Seriously, they have it under breaking news
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 10:47 AM (hMwEB)
His initiation into the Left will doubtless be conditional on satisfactory completion of focused "loyalty tests" meant to purge him of learned capitalist, heterosexual, gender-oriented behavior.
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It's a trap!!!!!
Posted by: Kevin Williamson, Unemployed at June 20, 2018 10:47 AM (vg8iE)
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Was he the only one not related to a Bush or a Romney?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 10:47 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jack Sprat at June 20, 2018 10:48 AM (dkHoZ)
Sec Nielson's high school alumni write an open letter condemning her!
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"High school."
That's all you need to know.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2018 10:48 AM (vg8iE)
kinda like Swift's Modest Proposal
Posted by: McCool at June 20, 2018 10:48 AM (sZaoP)
Dude. They're millenials. They don't know who Nixon is.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 10:48 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:49 AM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 10:49 AM (eccpd)
I bet she was hawt in high school . . .
Posted by: McCool at June 20, 2018 10:49 AM (sZaoP)
Cookies. Mexican cookies. Trays of them.
On pedestals. Free for the taking.
Said pedestals to be located halfway between the north-south edges of the soon-to-be-patented Human Flypaper Carpet Border Transit Reduction Array.
Bait, in other words.
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Sec Nielson's high school alumni write an open letter condemning her!
Seriously, they have it under breaking news
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 10:47 AM (hMwEB)
She should announce that all of the signatories are now on the no-fly list.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 10:49 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 20, 2018 10:49 AM (RfnqA)
Posted by: Trayon White at June 20, 2018 10:44 AM (dkHoZ)
______
Nope. We don't let cucks like that anywhere near the weather machine.
There was this strange Carlos Danger (maybe a Spaniard?) who made it rain unspeakable things once. Since then we've tightened ship.
Posted by: Da Jewz at June 20, 2018 10:49 AM (06ZX+)
"Isn't threatening to kill me on Twitter a form of breaking into my home and threatening to kill me? "
No. Breaking into your home requires physical force. That's a huge dividing line. To be a "real threat" under the law, the person threatened has to have a true and rationally justified belief that the threat is actually going to be carried out. Trash Talk does not count, even in person.
"Death threats on Twitter seem like a very serious crime but it's a game for lefties. Why are they allowed to get away with it?"
It's not a serious crime because it's all seen as Trash Talk, stay off twitter and you won't be bothered by it. And it's allowed because Twitter is a left wing cesspool and it's entire PURPOSE is to make you feel like shit. Accept that. Act accordingly.
"And how come the scum in the Democratic Party are never even asked to repudiate their lunatics?"
Now that's too easy. How could the leadership repudiate themselves?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:50 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:34 AM (RkYsP)
Most people are ... they just object to such a coarse term.
At the end of the day ... most people do not give a flying fuck about much of anything other than keeping the store shelves full and the TV on.
They could not give a shit less about how that happens - or who it happens to.
Posted by: ScoggDog
That's why I laugh when people here talk about "the camps".
We have the guns. It won't be me living in the camp.
Running it? Yes. Living there? No.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:50 AM (RkYsP)
Sec Nielson's high school alumni write an open letter condemning her!
Seriously, they have it under breaking news
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Nice high school you got there....be a shame if something happened to it.
Posted by: Betsy DeVos at June 20, 2018 10:50 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 10:50 AM (eccpd)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 10:50 AM (fkLIX)
Seriously, they have it under breaking news
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 10:47 AM (hMwEB)
An open letter? That brain trust couldn't figure out how to seal the envelope?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 10:51 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Soothi at June 20, 2018 10:51 AM (YRf8U)
Posted by: Jack Sprat at June 20, 2018 10:48 AM (dkHoZ)
I gotta back and read my nursery rhymes again. I don't remember them and there must be some good lessons in them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:51 AM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:46 AM (Bdeb0)
His initiation into the Left will doubtless be conditional on the quality of his blowjobs and whether or not he carries Handiwipes with him for drippy semen clean-up.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (9BLnV)
Sec Nielson's high school alumni write an open letter condemning her!
Seriously, they have it under breaking news
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 10:47 AM (hMwEB)
High school. Fitting.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (sjdRT)
Where did she go, Shithead High?
Posted by: Soothi at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (YRf8U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (r4KP2)
Let me guess - really shitty movies from the late 60s and the 1970s where everything is either a dystopia or an urban hellhole, reflecting the inevitable outcome of a decaying, Nixonian society and praising the directors - oh, forgive me, auteurs - for their unflinching honesty. "
I'll bet sometime, somewhere, someone has written a Master's Thesis on Zardoz.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:50 AM (RkYsP)
Well, just as a PSA, there *will* be comfortable, attractive living accomodations made available for those selfless men and women who serve our nation by guarding our re-education facilities...
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:53 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 20, 2018 10:53 AM (RfnqA)
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Handiwipes?????
You savages ever heard of a tongue?
Posted by: Steve S. at June 20, 2018 10:53 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 10:53 AM (2CQCl)
"Isn't threatening to kill me on Twitter a form of breaking into my home and threatening to kill me? "
No. Breaking into your home requires physical force. That's a huge dividing line. To be a "real threat" under the law, the person threatened has to have a true and rationally justified belief that the threat is actually going to be carried out. Trash Talk does not count, even in person.
"Death threats on Twitter seem like a very serious crime but it's a game for lefties. Why are they allowed to get away with it?"
It's not a serious crime because it's all seen as Trash Talk, stay off twitter and you won't be bothered by it. And it's allowed because Twitter is a left wing cesspool and it's entire PURPOSE is to make you feel like shit. Accept that. Act accordingly.
"And how come the scum in the Democratic Party are never even asked to repudiate their lunatics?"
Now that's too easy. How could the leadership repudiate themselves?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:50
Good response. I don't actually use Twitter.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 20, 2018 10:53 AM (nBr1j)
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Tax laws. Social Security, Medicare, Unemployment, etc Fraud. That is on owners and managers.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 20, 2018 10:53 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: simplemind at June 20, 2018 10:53 AM (zyG6+)
Posted by: Soothi at June 20, 2018 10:53 AM (YRf8U)
Sec Nielson's high school alumni write an open letter condemning her!
Seriously, they have it under breaking news
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 10:47 AM (hMwEB)
High school. Fitting.
I'll be the "Open Letter" also said that they would never let her sit at the Cool Table again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:53 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
You only need salt & pepper when stuffing kids into ovens.
Posted by: Hansel und Gretel
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:54 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 20, 2018 10:39 AM
Pity you're not in Seattle this weekend Max. I'm going sturgeon fishing down on the Columbia River. Loads of fun!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 10:55 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Billygoats Gruff, with ruptured asshole at June 20, 2018 10:55 AM (46K9N)
to move him to first late in his career so the immortal Rick Schu could
play third but that didn't take.
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:45 AM (LiyEm)
Never let it be said that baseball managers are not dumb, because most of them are.
Baseball is, and always will be, a game of math. You score more runs than your opponent, and you win. You give up fewer runs than your opponent, and you also win.
So... take a guy like Mike Schmidt. He was one of the all time greats, not just because produced runs, but as a flawless defender at third, he prevented many more than a typical third baseman.
So... you take him late in his career, and he's not quite the slugger he once was, he's not quite the defender he once was. If you put him at first base, you are TWICE OVER causing harm to your team. You are taking away his defense, and you are putting at first a guy who is at that point in his career no better than an average hitter... for a first baseman, but ABOVE average for a third baseman.
Managers are dumb though. I had to look it up... John Felske.
Yep.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:55 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2018 10:55 AM (l14X/)
Posted by: Steve S. at June 20, 2018 10:53 AM (vg8iE)
Well, sure that is the method of choice. But, sometimes you get those dried semen stains on your clothes. Cleaning wipes are a thoughtful way to remove the DNA evidence.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 10:56 AM (9BLnV)
A Democratic Pennsylvania representative posted a hateful message on social media on Tuesday to "welcome" Vice President Mike Pence to his district - by flipping off the vice president.
The full message by Rep. Brian Sims, Pennsylvania's first openly gay state representative, appeared on Facebook, where Sims wrote:
OFFICIAL WELCOME: Vice President Mike Pence let me be the first person to officially welcome you to the City of Brotherly Love, and to my District in the State House!
To be clear, we're a City of soaring diversity. We believe in the power of all people to live and to contribute: Black, Brown, Queer, Trans, Atheist, Immigrant, we want you and we'll respect you.
So keep that in mind while you're here raising money to attack more families, spread more lies, blaspheme with your bible, and maybe even talk to a woman without your wife in the room. We have plenty of them, and they're pretty much all more powerful and more real than you have ever been.
So ... get bent, then get out!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 10:56 AM (IqV8l)
ABC breaking news!
Sec Nielson's high school alumni write an open letter condemning her!
Seriously, they have it under breaking news
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Nice high school you got there....be a shame if something happened to it.
Posted by: Betsy DeVos at June 20, 2018 10:50 AM (vg8iE)
These antics are going to backfire again. People are sick of co-opted institutes being used for partisan political purposes.
As some smart person pointed out elsewhere, one way for the left to stop doing it is to start doing it from the right until they agree to a cease fire. otherwise WAR.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 20, 2018 10:56 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 10:57 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (9BLnV)
See, there are WAY too many lefties for Globohomo to only be 0.6% of the US population.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 10:57 AM (WDCYi)
Roasted, Prune-Stuffed Child, With Demi-Glace.
"...bits of the child will stick to the pan. This is the 'fond,' and provides a rich, deep flavor to the dish. Deglaze the child-fond with a decent red, scraping the pan bottom with a wooden spoon..."
Posted by: Zod at June 20, 2018 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Seriously, they have it under breaking news
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 10:47 AM (hMwEB)
An open letter? That brain trust couldn't figure out how to seal the envelope?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 10:51 AM
Hey Seniors...you know all those jobs you had after graduation...Gone. Yup. Had to give them to the illegals.
And not so fast you little asshats going to college. that's right...your seats went to foreign students...with better SATs.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 10:57 AM (0tfLf)
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Tax laws. Social Security, Medicare, Unemployment, etc Fraud. That is on owners and managers.
Posted by: mustbequantum
Asset forfeiture. If you will take a john's car for getting a hummer from a hooker, take the business for hiring illegals.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:57 AM (RkYsP)
A Democratic Pennsylvania representative posted a hateful message on
social media on Tuesday to "welcome" Vice President Mike Pence to his
district - by flipping off the vice president.
The full message by Rep. Brian Sims, Pennsylvania's first openly gay
state representative, appeared on Facebook, where Sims wrote:
OFFICIAL WELCOME: Vice President Mike Pence let me be the first
person to officially welcome you to the City of Brotherly Love, and to
my District in the State House!
To be clear, we're a City of soaring diversity. We believe in the
power of all people to live and to contribute: Black, Brown, Queer,
Trans, Atheist, Immigrant, we want you and we'll respect you.
So keep that in mind while you're here raising money to attack more
families, spread more lies, blaspheme with your bible, and maybe even
talk to a woman without your wife in the room. We have plenty of them,
and they're pretty much all more powerful and more real than you have
ever been.
So ... get bent, then get out!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 10:56 AM (IqV8l)
Prickly.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 20, 2018 10:58 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Steve S. at June 20, 2018 10:53 AM (vg8iE)
(scribbles notes furiously)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 20, 2018 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 20, 2018 10:58 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
You only need salt & pepper when stuffing kids into ovens.
Posted by: Hansel und Gretel
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:54 AM (RkYsP)
Mario Batali had an interesting recipe for roasted children with a basal cream sauce. You should try it!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 10:58 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 10:59 AM (3KcdH)
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Well. Not. Exactly. *BEEP!*
Posted by: McDonald's OrderBot 9000 at June 20, 2018 10:59 AM (CGjum)
quite the slugger he once was, he's not quite the defender he once was.
If you put him at first base, you are TWICE OVER causing harm to your
team. You are taking away his defense, and you are putting at first a
guy who is at that point in his career no better than an average
hitter... for a first baseman, but ABOVE average for a third baseman.
Managers are dumb though. I had to look it up... John Felske.
Yep.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:55 AM (9chmE)
Ok, I had to fact check myself... this was 1985. Schmidt was a helluva lot better than average hitter, regardless of where he was playing in the field.
Still, the principle applies.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:59 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (k1TUh)
I had a momentary vision of Sean Connery, in a diaper, skipping gaily along, singing,"We're off to shee the Wizard."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 11:00 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 20, 2018 11:00 AM (r4KP2)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:45 AM (LiyEm)
Rick Schu - that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 11:01 AM (7HtZB)
...can't quite put my finger on what it is, though...
Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 11:01 AM (CGjum)
And you may all now sleep peaceably in your beds because Mayor Jenny Durkan has gone to McAllen, TX (she swears she's paying for it, not the city) to do something or other than will make EVERYTHING all right. Aren't you relieved?
Posted by: Tonestaple at June 20, 2018 11:01 AM (ctOlR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 10:36 AM (wYseH)
Incinerate? Like with a, er.....incinerator?
Posted by: Hillary! at June 20, 2018 11:01 AM (P+CG3)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2018 11:02 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 11:02 AM (46K9N)
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 11:02 AM (7HtZB)
However.. it was most refreshing seeing players playing the game as it was designed. I saw a guy get a hit, and the outfielder went over, the shortstop went over, and the throw went RIGHT to the shortstop, who was perfectly in line for the cutoff.
It was so beautiful.
MLB has, if anything, a curse of too much talent. Too much talent, but not enough respect for the fundamentals of the game.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 11:02 AM (9chmE)
Good. One more RINO exposed and eliminated.
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
Buh-bye. How was he not forcibly booted out?
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 11:02 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (LiyEm)
That is so stupid. They cause inflated food prices by the entitlements they get. Like a swarm of locusts, they reduce supply. A saner way to save money would be to kick out the illegals, which would cut entitlements, even if it involved an increase in certain prices. At least in that case people have a choice of what they want to spend on, instead of being forced to make up the difference between what employers can get away with *not* paying the illegal. In that case, we're basically forced to subsidize a bunch of businesses whose products we never use. That's also why bailouts are evil.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 11:02 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 20, 2018 10:58 AM (0O7c5)
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The original pre-feminist pussyhat?
Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 11:02 AM (CGjum)
Aren't these the people that are keeping social security going ?
Posted by: Who?
The ones paid cash under the table?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 10:31 AM (RkYsP)
LOL
Yeah but also have fake SSN and an EBT card.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 20, 2018 11:03 AM (ymnmz)
Orrin Hatch, John McCain, Pat Roberts, Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Bob Corker, Lamar Alexander, John Boozman, Dean Heller, Cory Gardner, James Lankford (who really needs to be fired), Bill Cassidy, Rob Portman.
Posted by: Trudea's escaping eyebrow at June 20, 2018 11:03 AM (sZJVE)
guys playing the blues, to NOT have a beard and fedora. Posted by:
BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:32 AM (9chmE)
I think you're forgetting the whole British blues scene. I'm talking about Eric Clapton, John Mayall, Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page, Paul Butterfield, all pasty white as you could wish for. Heck, even Pink Floyd started out as The Pink Floyd Blues Band.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 20, 2018 11:03 AM (B2wNQ)
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (LiyEm)
The price of my pool boy will go way up.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 20, 2018 11:04 AM (B2wNQ)
I'll bet sometime, somewhere, someone has written a Master's Thesis on Zardoz.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (k1TUh)
The Left is trying to turn our society into Zardoz right fvckng now.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 11:04 AM (WDCYi)
to move him to first late in his career so the immortal Rick Schu could
play third but that didn't take.
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:45 AM (LiyEm)
Rick Schu - that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 11:01 AM (7HtZB)
Had one moment of greatness, as Nick Cage's girlfriend in that movie about him as a drunk.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 11:05 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 11:05 AM (3KcdH)
On the other hand, Sarto's painting of the 15 businessmen, all in black
suits with blue ties, feasting on human body parts . . . brrrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 09:48 AM (G+x7t)
That one's titled "Carnivore". I guess she's a vegan. I wonder if she sees the irony of painting a baby being eaten by one of the dudes seated at the round table; lefty's do love them some Planned Parenthood...
Posted by: jim at June 20, 2018 11:05 AM (gjGvH)
http://tinyurl.com/y7ddcbvs
media steps on rake again
Posted by: McCool at June 20, 2018 11:06 AM (sZaoP)
And you may all now sleep peaceably in your beds because Mayor Jenny Durkan has gone to McAllen, TX (she swears she's paying for it, not the city) to do something or other than will make EVERYTHING all right. Aren't you relieved?
Posted by: Tonestaple at June 20, 2018 11:01 AM
All carefully orchestrated by their media masters. You can bet Durkan won't do a thing until the cameras are rolling.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 11:06 AM (0tfLf)
guys playing the blues, to NOT have a beard and fedora. Posted by:
BurtTC at June 20, 2018 10:32 AM (9chmE)
I
think you're forgetting the whole British blues scene. I'm talking
about Eric Clapton, John Mayall, Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page, Paul
Butterfield, all pasty white as you could wish for. Heck, even Pink
Floyd started out as The Pink Floyd Blues Band.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 20, 2018 11:03 AM (B2wNQ)
Yes indeed. Forgetting it.
Because a bunch of pasty white Brits playing "the blues"is the worst of all.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 11:06 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2018 11:07 AM (l14X/)
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Chin up, they're go hysterical on this precisely because we are winning.
I think we'll hold the House, lots of GOP obstructionists will be gone then, including my mistress is my soulmate Sanford, and then the shit will really hit the fan. It's gonna be beautiful, classy really, that I can tell you.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 11:08 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 10:37 AM (LiyEm)
The price of my pool boy
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 20, 2018 11:04 AM (B2wNQ)
_______
FIFY
Posted by: Shep! at June 20, 2018 11:08 AM (06ZX+)
It was so beautiful.
MLB has, if anything, a curse of too much talent. Too much talent, but not enough respect for the fundamentals of the game.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 11:02 AM (9chmE)
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I know what you mean. It's always what made little-league games so interesting to me during the time my son was playing.
Strip away (most) egos, and watch a bunch of people who rely 80-90% on remembering rules and fundamentals instead of power and strength, and it gets really good. Teamwork is the only way to win.
Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 11:08 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 11:08 AM (3KcdH)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 20, 2018 11:03 AM (B2wNQ)
Paul Butterfield was American, IIRC. I saw him play in Calgary just weeks before he died.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 11:08 AM (WFV7d)
amateur players in the country playing with wooden bats. Admission is
free at some games, there's a suggested donation at others, but it's
never much. Great way to spend an evening.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2018 11:07 AM (l14X/)
We have an independent league that plays not far from here. I keep meaning to get over there (it's across the river... which river? THE river), but I figure if I can get into the league, I can replace my dying interest in MLB with something I can actually enjoy.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 11:09 AM (9chmE)
I am depressed about this immigration hysteria. It's like we can never
win. It's depressing.*sorry, just feeling down this morning*
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)
People see it for what it is. When Jiminy Kimmel and Samantha bee are flogging that log everyon knows its a prop, tool potemkin issue.
The Schumer (ha it's funny that Schumer auto corrects to Schemer) turns around and nixes a reasonable solution just to preserve the issue for he midterms. It's all about the shit sandwhich for these guys and the 10% regular in the middle notice.
Its the 23 Skidoo again, except they keep forgetting that ABC NBC and CBS are not monolithic any more in their propaganda.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 20, 2018 11:09 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 20, 2018 11:09 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Edna Mole at June 20, 2018 11:10 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 20, 2018 11:04 AM (B2wNQ)
I get mine for free. Try a little tenderness!
Posted by: Shep! at June 20, 2018 11:10 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Quentin T. at June 20, 2018 10:45 AM (ctuyM)
I know, right?
Posted by: Zombie H.R.Giger at June 20, 2018 11:11 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 11:06 AM (9chmE)
A lot of the surviving original black blues guys got a whole second, lucrative career because of the interest created by those "pasty white guys". So they did good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 11:12 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2018 09:48 AM (G+x7t)
I'd say it's more like a meeting of the Bilderbergers.
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 11:12 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)
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Trump was supposed to come out of the Nork talks looking like a buffoon. It didn't stick. Now, we've got foreign leaders actually petitioning for him to get a Peace Prize.
You know the left news media wasn't going to stand for that.
"Quick brainstorm session, folks! We've gotta make him look like a monster again! Whaddaya got?"
Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 11:12 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2018 11:12 AM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 10:52 AM (k1TUh)
The Left is trying to turn our society into Zardoz right fvckng now.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 11:04 AM
You get a red diaper, and YOU get a red diaper, AND YOU GET A RED DIAPER...!
Posted by: Giant Flying STone Head at June 20, 2018 11:12 AM (EzdLW)
The Schumer (ha it's funny that Schumer auto corrects to Schemer) turns around and nixes a reasonable solution just to preserve the issue for he midterms. It's all about the shit sandwhich for these guys and the 10% regular in the middle notice.
Its the 23 Skidoo again, except they keep forgetting that ABC NBC and CBS are not monolithic any more in their propaganda.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 20, 2018 11:09 AM (ymnmz)
Why does nobody ever come out and verbally rip Schumer apart on TV?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 11:12 AM (WDCYi)
Remember how everyone thought - WHELP! THERES NO WAY HE CAN RECOVER FROM THIS!
And...pussy gate didn't matter. People who didn't care about "grab em by the pussy" and Trump MANY MANY other gaffs yes those people will finally FINALLY believe the MSM and give a crap about this MSM hoax hysterical hyperbole.
Yup. Uh-huh.
Oh wait. No they won't, just like Every. Single. Other. Time.
Trump is immune. He is the singularity. He is the kwisatz haderach.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 20, 2018 11:12 AM (06ZX+)
Posted by: el cornholio at June 20, 2018 10:04 AM (nmun+)
As far as I'm concerned, this entire thing started in earnest when the fight ramped up a month ago over the border wall. When it was announced that some portions of the wall were finally started in San Diego area, the left started screaming. Then Sessiions came out and announced the zero tolerance policy for those illegally entering the country and that is when the proverbial crap hit the fan. The Dems and the left, who ALWAYS have a file full of ammo waiting to be used, called up the coordinated groups to start the protests and screaming charges of ripping kids away from their mothers, etc.
It's their counter attack on the Trump administration for being tougher on the border. It's been sitting somewhere waiting for the signal.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 20, 2018 11:13 AM (OdLH1)
Posted by: Giant Flying STone Head at June 20, 2018 11:12 AM (EzdLW)
Well no. Only the Muslims do. They're the Exterminators in this scenario.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2018 11:13 AM (WDCYi)
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Rand Paul: People Crossing the Desert With Kids Is 'Essentially Child Abuse' | Breitbart
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 11:14 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Seinfeld references on demand at June 20, 2018 11:14 AM (EzdLW)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 20, 2018 11:15 AM (B2wNQ)
Posted by: The Rick Wilson at June 20, 2018 11:16 AM (r9UYA)
Trade wars and tarrifs with China are going to make prices go up!
WHERE'S MY PAPER BAG I'M GETTING LIGHTHEADED HERE!
Posted by: CBSABCNBCNPR at June 20, 2018 11:16 AM (CGjum)
Remember the screaming loonies, including on our side , who were apoplectic that Trump was starting a trade war in which the USA would lose and we would go into recession?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 20, 2018 11:16 AM (OdLH1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 11:17 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 10:45 AM (5jVnA)
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Excellent point. She's probably already swiped-right about 1,000 times by now, though.
Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 11:17 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 11:19 AM (r9UYA)
playing the game as it was designed. I saw a guy get a hit, and the
outfielder went over, the shortstop went over, and the throw went RIGHT
to the shortstop, who was perfectly in line for the cutoff.
It was so beautiful.
MLB has, if anything, a curse of too much talent. Too much talent, but not enough respect for the fundamentals of the game.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 11:02 AM (9chmE)
---------------------
I know what you mean. It's always what made little-league games so interesting to me during the time my son was playing.
Strip away (most) egos, and watch a bunch of people who rely 80-90%
on remembering rules and fundamentals instead of power and strength, and
it gets really good. Teamwork is the only way to win.
Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 11:08 AM (CGjum)
In some ways, MLB is like men's tennis. The big hitters and the speed with which they serve up the ball is ruining it. It takes away from the strategy and the depth of knowledge that must be applied to game play.
I kinda lost interest in wimminz tennis (not coincidentally when the gals started getting bigger and manlier), but it's still a much more interesting game. And not just because I like watching the gals in skimpy outfits.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 11:19 AM (9chmE)
Success!!
Don't send your kids over to be the prey of sex traffickers, MS-13, or to be raped or to die of thirst in the desert. Make a life in Mexico or come legally!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 11:20 AM (O5K3f)
Agreed, but alas, the hyper-informed to be found on this site (and that is not meant sarcastically) have already commented multiple times about Ralph Macchio crying on the high school AV club "tv" station known as MSNBC last night.
Posted by: TCDD, pointin' and laughin at June 20, 2018 11:20 AM (QGNGb)
I am depressed about this immigration hysteria. It's like we can never
win. It's depressing.*sorry, just feeling down this morning*
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)
Remember this, though. The outrage screaming and organized public tantrums Do. Not. Change. Policy.
They are a pretext for politicians to do what they want in spite of what they promised to do to get elected.
Often the are coordinated to allow those weasels to do what they have quietly promised their friends they would do in opposition to what they promised publicly.
That is both really depressing (we hired traitors to betray us), and really heartening, (it only works if we let it)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 11:25 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 20, 2018 11:33 AM (HBvmH)
I just want to be clear that I have nothing to do with those guys with the extra "er."
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at June 20, 2018 11:49 AM (7oUUT)
Posted by: saf at June 20, 2018 12:20 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Not Brian Stelter at June 20, 2018 12:40 PM (fky9E)
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