Emergency EMT

Damn, grumble, grumble, Damn Dogs.............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 06:57 AM

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1 YAY!!

Posted by: Bruce at June 16, 2018 06:58 AM (8ikIW)

2 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 16, 2018 06:58 AM (5tSKk)

3 Morning people!

Posted by: Tuna at June 16, 2018 06:59 AM (jm1YL)

4 I read all the content!

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:00 AM (fZuhk)

5 Well, I assume KT would have shown up at some point.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:00 AM (pHfeF)

6 Wait no, I missed a bit.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:00 AM (fZuhk)

7 Morning MisHum.....this is a surprise appearance by you.

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2018 07:00 AM (J6qXh)

8 Gonna be a hot one today and tomorrow.. All you Dads need to keep a cold brew handy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 16, 2018 07:00 AM (5tSKk)

9 It is a glorious morning here in the ****hole state of NY. Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

Posted by: Toni at June 16, 2018 07:01 AM (SEY8G)

10 24 Hours of Le Mans coverage starts about an hour from now on Velocity if you get it.

They'll
actually be airing the race in its entirety (glares at fox sports 'go')
and traditionally have updates on the hour so you can tune out and back
in whenever if you just want to check out the spectacle.

Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2018 06:56 AM (XQvuQ)

Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2018 07:02 AM (XQvuQ)

11 Much excitement today. The US Open is on starring the mostest bestest golfer in the whole wide world, Tiger Woods. Ohhhh he'll win for sure because he won before and he's soooo good and sooooo dreamy looking too. I'll tune in and watch his golf and see how great he is!!!

What's that? 10 over? didn't make the cut??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at June 16, 2018 07:02 AM (8ikIW)

12 Stupid dogs.

Posted by: the kittehs at June 16, 2018 07:02 AM (cHbmY)

13 Golf today! Then burning barnyard animals, followed by scotch and a cigar. Gonna be a good day.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 16, 2018 07:02 AM (qWg0i)

14 It appears the IG report is ment to be a whitewash and not to finger point and give plausibility to every action. Comey is the only one who tried to play the middle so gets both sides angry so he was the only villain.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:03 AM (pHfeF)

15 Well, I assume KT would have shown up at some point.

The Gardening Thread, The Thread Before the Gardening Thread, The Thread During the Gardening Thread, I Was a Teenage Gardening Thread.

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2018 07:03 AM (J6qXh)

16 Baltimore Sun: I knew there was something about Trump....
Donald J. Trump is a Russian agent. What else can any sane and objective person conclude after his blindly pro-Russian and anti-American.....

Okay, if you say so....

Posted by: colin at June 16, 2018 07:04 AM (y7QBT)

17 Oh yeah, Soccer will be soccered today too!

Too much excitement

Posted by: Bruce at June 16, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

18 I should get shoes on and get moving to the outside.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:05 AM (pHfeF)

19 Oh yeah! Watching golf and Le Mans coverage! Woohooo! Nap time!

I used to wonder which one was a better nap-inducing TV show.. Bob Ross painting shows or golf.. I do believe golf wins by a hair...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 16, 2018 07:05 AM (5tSKk)

20 I should get shoes on and get moving to the outside.
Posted by: Skip

Umm Skip, don't forget pants

Posted by: Bruce at June 16, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

21 I should get shoes on and get moving to the outside.

Pants ?

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2018 07:06 AM (J6qXh)

22 I used to wonder which one was a better nap-inducing TV show.. Bob Ross painting shows or golf.. I do believe golf wins by a hair...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Golf is my go to during the early spring. I get to see someplace sunny and green for about 10 minutes, then ZZZZzzZZZZZZzzzzz

Posted by: Bruce at June 16, 2018 07:07 AM (8ikIW)

23 pants are always optional...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 16, 2018 07:07 AM (5tSKk)

24 Rain here. Looking out the window I can see the grass growing. It looks like a Disney animation; little green shoots shooting up from the ground, growing inch by inch, step by step, in their quest for world dominance. Hellish little bastids. They never quit, never give up; like tiny little Trifidids before they became sentient and mobile.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 16, 2018 07:07 AM (roQNm)

25 Dustin Johnson looks unstoppable at the US Open.

I was wondering what channel the 24 Hours of LeMans was showing. Fox got the World Cup so LeMans got moved to a channel nobody has heard of. Velocity. I'll catch the replay when they upload it on Youtube. Velocity had the Isle of Man TT not too long ago.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2018 07:07 AM (SH6RA)

26 I should... get moving to the outside.
Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:05 AM (pHfeF)

Blue flag, then?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:08 AM (fZuhk)

27 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 16, 2018 07:08 AM (GNCPT)

28 I could probably go to immediate out back without pants and no neighbor would know.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:08 AM (pHfeF)

29 Uh oh, I just experienced the Mirror Universe thread phenomenon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2018 07:08 AM (JxMDl)

30 Rain here. Looking out the window I can see the grass growing. It looks like a Disney animation; little green shoots shooting up from the ground, growing inch by inch, step by step, in their quest for world dominance. Hellish little bastids. They never quit, never give up; like tiny little Trifidids before they became sentient and mobile.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
.........
Ya might wanna cut back on those meds a bit..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 16, 2018 07:08 AM (5tSKk)

31 I loved the part in the IG's report about Obama e-mailing with Hillary on her bootleg e-mail server.

And then telling everyone that he didn't know about the server until he read about it in the news.

That Obama...such a kidder.

And it was nice of them to change 'President' to 'High Level Administration Official' in the other report.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:09 AM (EyPfd)

32 Don't confuse the executive summary with the actual report.

Lot's of shit stains all over the place.

Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2018 07:09 AM (3HNOQ)

33 Morning all.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2018 07:09 AM (4QrNj)

34 659 I should mow the lawn today because the next few days are going to be hellishly hot. But it doesn't look bad right now, and I'm seriously thinking about skipping it for this weekend.

Posted by: rickl

Okaaaaay, but you risk getting angry letters from the FAA.
Posted by: JT at June 16, 2018 06:59 AM (J6qXh)

If they send a few helicopters over, that should clear it up for the time being, until I get to it next weekend.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2018 07:09 AM (sdi6R)

35 The Deep State is real and controls all.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Paul Ryan is a useless pile of whale shit.

The HFC are the fleas that live on the shit.

...im just having coffe...

..and...

Good Morning.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2018 07:09 AM (xQAvN)

36 Uh oh, I just experienced the Mirror Universe thread phenomenon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2018 07:08 AM (JxMDl)

You suddenly have a goatee?

Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2018 07:10 AM (XQvuQ)

37 Nap time? Nothing beats an MLB game.

Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2018 07:11 AM (3HNOQ)

38 Good morning horde. Great day to be alive and somewhat free.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 16, 2018 07:11 AM (+KpqJ)

39 Whoa, HQ shift change.

There are some tacos left in the bag behind the breakroom couch if anybody wants one. They don't smell very friendly, but they're cold.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:11 AM (fZuhk)

40 The HFC are the fleas that live on the shit.

Fleas ?

That's some unsanitary shit.

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2018 07:12 AM (J6qXh)

41 I definitely have a cold, how I got this in the middle of June is a mystery.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:12 AM (pHfeF)

42 good morning horde!

I love this cartoon

https://twitter.com/MichaelDelauzon/status/1007777700436533248

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 16, 2018 07:13 AM (hMwEB)

43 Whelp....

I'm gonna go seize the day before it seizes me.

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2018 07:14 AM (J6qXh)

44 Morning peeps. Going to be in the 90's here in the Bluegrass and I've got 4 acres to mow. Yah me. But I'd rather do that than be a FBI agent mowing my lawn while looking over my shoulder for the other feds to show up and drag me off.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2018 07:14 AM (iiixZ)

45 42>> *snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 16, 2018 07:15 AM (qWg0i)

46 Uh uh, Chris Hardwick of Talking Dead has been accused by his crazy ex girlfriend (ginger) of being abusive and now the Nerdist has scrubbed him.

I liked Hardwick as a host and don't like seeing mere accusations kill a career, but he is a hardcore lefty, so I'm conflicted.

The whole MeToo thing was to get at Trump and it has turned on its creators!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2018 07:15 AM (JxMDl)

47 I had a cold about a month ago. The absolute worst sinus congestion in my life. I would wake up in such agony that I would take shower at 4 am to relieve the pressure.

Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2018 07:16 AM (3HNOQ)

48 You suddenly have a goatee?
Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2018 07:10 AM (XQvuQ)

My slippers are now thigh boots and I have a dagger stashed in my robe belt.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2018 07:16 AM (JxMDl)

49 "My slippers are now thigh boots and I have a dagger stashed in my robe belt."

And I'll bet that you're rocking the new look.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:18 AM (EyPfd)

50 I have a dagger stashed in my robe belt.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Is that a dagger in your robe belt, or......

Posted by: Bruce at June 16, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

51 @14

The report was indeed a white wash in the conclusion and summary but the body of the report contained vast and wide ranging corruption and criminality.

It's similar to how Comey spent 45 minutes laying out article by article Hillary Clinton's criminal acts but concluded she didn't intend to be a corrupt and criminal asshole, which is not a standard for any of the crimes, so she skates, waka waka, dont forget to pay your taxes Citizen.

Nobody is going to be held accountable.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2018 07:18 AM (xQAvN)

52 I liked Hardwick as a host and don't like seeing mere accusations kill a career, but he is a hardcore lefty, so I'm conflicted.

The whole MeToo thing was to get at Trump and it has turned on its creators!
---
I think the theory that it's an internal civil war on the left (and the eventual use against Trump was icing on the cake) makes the most sense.

Wait to see who he's replaced with and whether xer hair is a color found in nature.

Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2018 07:18 AM (XQvuQ)

53 44 grass and weeds hit a growth spurt in Shelby co. Johnson grass has shown up a bit early too. Looks like a pretty good growing season.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 16, 2018 07:20 AM (+KpqJ)

54 "My slippers are now thigh boots and I have a dagger stashed in my robe belt."
---
Dressed up for shopping at Walmart, perchance?
Or attending a Comic Con somewhere?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 16, 2018 07:20 AM (roQNm)

55 Link to the reference to Obama e-mailing with her thighness, and it's deletion.

https://wp.me/p6MziH-2WWf

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:21 AM (EyPfd)

56 42 good morning horde!

I love this cartoon

https://twitter.com/MichaelDelauzon/status/1007777700436533248
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 16, 2018 07:13 AM (hMwEB)

LOL.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2018 07:22 AM (sdi6R)

57
Waking to catbirds calling in the pre-dawn darkness is an interesting experience.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2018 07:23 AM (pNxlR)

58 Hey guys, June 16 is National Fudge Day. So, y'know, just be aware of that.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:23 AM (fZuhk)

59 48
My slippers are now thigh boots and I have a dagger stashed in my robe belt.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2018 07:16 AM (JxMDl)

I believe pics are required.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2018 07:24 AM (sdi6R)

60 Imma bet all this FBI/DOG treachery will go nowhere, legally speaking, but with Trump remaining untouchable, they have indeed insured he gets 2020 by a wider margin than 2016, and he'll become bolder all the time.

Who does this put exactly in the unenviable middle of all this? The GOP. Once all this investigative BS dies down, as it must do eventually, he'll be able to turn the full force of his 16" Twitter guns upon whoever is left in Congress. As Dr. Pretorius observed in Bride of Frankenstein, "That should be REALLY interesting."

Posted by: doomed at June 16, 2018 07:24 AM (UW4Uc)

61
There are some tacos left in the bag behind the breakroom couch if anybody wants one. They don't smell very friendly, but they're cold.

We have a break room? Someone brought tacos?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2018 07:25 AM (pNxlR)

62 As Dan Bogino has said Barak's Blackberry had to be set up to email Hillary's private email, that can not happen any other way. Someone had to ok and program that.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:25 AM (pHfeF)

63 "We have a break room? Someone brought tacos?"

It's really more like a Holo-deck and a replicator.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:26 AM (EyPfd)

64 "As Dan Bogino has said Barak's Blackberry had to be set up to email Hillary's private email, that can not happen any other way. Someone had to ok and program that."

I like Dan.
He points out stuff that lots of folk, myself included, overlook.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:27 AM (EyPfd)

65
Oh, that Barky!

Is there anything he hasn't only learned of first from reading the papers or watching the news? Did he learn how to shamelessly lie from those sources, too?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2018 07:27 AM (pNxlR)

66 61-There are some tacos left in the bag behind the breakroom couch if anybody wants one. They don't smell very friendly, but they're cold.

We have a break room? Someone brought tacos?

Mmmmm. Tacos for breakfast!

Posted by: Uncle Si at June 16, 2018 07:28 AM (Je5yd)

67 "We have a break room? Someone brought tacos?"

It's really more like a Holo-deck and a replicator.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:26 AM (EyPfd)

The tacos are real though. They were just throwing them away. Hey, free tacos, amirite?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:28 AM (fZuhk)

68
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:26 AM (EyPfd)

Nobody tells me anything, or I don't listen well.

Did you say something?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2018 07:29 AM (pNxlR)

69 You know, I'm really feeling sorry for these migrant kids. Being taught how to use a toilet, shower and toothbrush is so harsh. Sleeping on a bed and 3 meals a day is just painful. And the worst insult is getting some education and healthcare.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2018 07:30 AM (4QrNj)

70 Good morning.

Anyone have a Mrs. Vic update?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2018 07:30 AM (EZebt)

71 Anyone have a Mrs. Vic update?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2018 07:30 AM (EZebt)

Do you have a precis? I hadn't heard the story in the first place. Is everything OK?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:32 AM (fZuhk)

72

"Damn dogs"?? That's just hydraulic pressure in action, MH. I'd wager they're already napping again.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 16, 2018 07:32 AM (S/hVx)

73 I liked Hardwick as a host and don't like seeing mere accusations kill a career, but he is a hardcore lefty, so I'm conflicted.

The whole MeToo thing was to get at Trump and it has turned on its creators

The mob will never be satiated until it consumes most of its leaders. I know I sound like a broken record, but Ann Coulter predicted this in her book, Demonic. Wait until some powerful women are taken down for their abusive behavior. So far it's mostly only been men. Although, I think I remember one chick getting taken to the woodshed.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 16, 2018 07:32 AM (rdl6o)

74 I finally have shoes on, but think 2nd breakfast is where I am going to start. Hard boiled eggs and toast.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:32 AM (pHfeF)

75 I prefer watching golf to racing. With golf, every swing of the club has the potential to be the Shot Of The Decade! or a complete breakdown. You never know. It's a fun kind of suspense. Car racing is just waiting to see if drivers survive a crash. (I might feel differently if I understood the internal combustion engine.)

And the US Open has the benefit of Tiger not making the cut. Which means they might show some other golfers for a change.

This only applies if I stay awake.

Posted by: JTB at June 16, 2018 07:32 AM (V+03K)

76 Rather active here, considering.

Carpe diem, and a rake for me.

Posted by: Miklos, serving all your early morning coffee related Latin needs at June 16, 2018 07:33 AM (zCyNd)

77

"Emergency EMT"

Quick administer two amps sodium bicarb and insert an airway. Start an IV, Fifty-One - lactated Ringer's!

Posted by: The Specials at June 16, 2018 07:33 AM (UdKB7)

78 Quick administer two amps sodium bicarb and insert an airway. Start an IV, Fifty-One - lactated Ringer's!

Posted by: The Specials at June 16, 2018 07:33 AM (UdKB7)

On TV, they always say "stat!". Like, always.

Posted by: Miklos, not playing a doctor, but used to play doctor at June 16, 2018 07:35 AM (zCyNd)

79 My slippers are now thigh boots and I have a dagger stashed in my robe belt.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2018 07:16 AM (JxMDl)

>>> I'm not sending my Agonizer to you through my CAT5 port! Nope, no way! Not even if you threaten to put me in the Booth later!

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2018 07:35 AM (AMIL/)

80 "It's similar to how Comey spent 45 minutes laying
out article by article Hillary Clinton's criminal acts but concluded she
didn't intend to be a corrupt and criminal asshole, which is not a
standard for any of the crimes, so she skates, waka waka, dont forget to
pay your taxes Citizen.

Posted by: Kreplach"
This is what burns my ass about this (well,lots of things actually). Self employed and very time I do my taxes I have to carefully consider any deduction to lower the outrages taxes I pay. One bad move and its sets of red flags and you get a face to face interview with our tormentors who will closely examine my finances and everything else. Any delays, excuses, refusal to had over documents would quickly result in even more problems, fines, seizure of assets and even jail time.

But yeah, Hillary and the rest are free as a bird because no evil intent. Screw that.

Posted by: Ripley at June 16, 2018 07:35 AM (NbRJx)

81 chicom cuk mcconnell (D) and boys are calling for the end of mueller probes. u nervous GoPee? Perhaps something wicked is coming. One can only hope Mitchell.

Posted by: d9 at June 16, 2018 07:35 AM (WX+x0)

82 "Do you have a precis? I hadn't heard the story in the first place. Is everything OK?"

Short story.

Throat surgery.
Will lose ability to speak permanently

Performed in Charleston

Vic is with her.
Several week hospital recovery.

I haven't seen an update on how surgery went.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:36 AM (EyPfd)

83 Hey, free tacos, amirite?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:28 AM (fZuhk)

OK smart guy, now what do we bait the Hav-A-Hart hobo trap with?

Posted by: Miklos, sensing a problem when the Boss wakes up at June 16, 2018 07:36 AM (zCyNd)

84 And the US Open has the benefit of Tiger not making the cut. Which means they might show some other golfers for a change.

The TV contract requires he be mentioned every 10 minutes and a 5 minute hilite clip of his golf career be shown on the half hour

Posted by: Bruce at June 16, 2018 07:36 AM (8ikIW)

85 Wait until some powerful women are taken down for their abusive behavior. So far it's mostly only been men. Although, I think I remember one chick getting taken to the woodshed.
---

Uh oh, that's where I have my pool boys chained up!

Better move 'em to the underground bunker.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2018 07:36 AM (JxMDl)

86 Hart's War 2002 is on the History channel, I forgot about this one and have seen it a few times, it is very good

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:37 AM (pHfeF)

87 Wait until some powerful women are taken down for their abusive behavior. So far it's mostly only been men. Although, I think I remember one chick getting taken to the woodshed.

Well, the Theranos chick is facing 30 years, so we got that goin'.

Posted by: Miklos, sensing no problem with this at June 16, 2018 07:38 AM (zCyNd)

88 On TV, they always say "stat!".
Posted by: Miklos, not playing a doctor, but used to play doctor at June 16, 2018 07:35 AM (zCyNd)

You watch German travel shows too?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:38 AM (fZuhk)

89 "OK smart guy, now what do we bait the Hav-A-Hart hobo trap with?"

We just put a sign on the trap entry door.

Starbucks Rest Room.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:38 AM (EyPfd)

90 Starbucks Rest Room.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:38 AM (EyPfd)

"Rest".

I like it.

Posted by: Miklos, sensing no problem with this at June 16, 2018 07:40 AM (zCyNd)

91 I haven't seen an update on how surgery went.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:36 AM (EyPfd)

Thank you for filling me in on that.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:41 AM (fZuhk)

92 I'm dog-sitting at the moment. I think I can relate...

Posted by: sinalco at June 16, 2018 07:41 AM (yODqO)

93 Golf on TV is like tennis on TV; they suck as TV sports.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 16, 2018 07:41 AM (qWg0i)

94 As far as the #metoo stuff goes, didn't these imbeciles ever hear of the French Revolution? Yeah, that went well.

Posted by: JTB at June 16, 2018 07:42 AM (V+03K)

95 See if the next report on the Russian collusion probe changes anything, but see now that it too will be a plausibility argument.
Yeah there isn't any collusion but there could have been so it needed to be investigated and while fake documents and gyned up charges where used without them no one would know if Russians effected the out come of the election.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:42 AM (pHfeF)

96 Golf on TV is like tennis on TV; they suck as TV sports.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 16, 2018 07:41 AM (qWg0i)

Unlike soccer, "The Beautiful Game."

I'll let myself out.

Posted by: Miklos, sensing a possible problem with this at June 16, 2018 07:42 AM (zCyNd)

97 You watch German travel shows too?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:38 AM (fZuhk)

Since you mentioned German...Earlier this morning I was reading a book about the late 1941 German attempt to take Moscow. One of the German infantry division commanders was named Bogislav von Studnitz. Wow. That may become my new nic.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2018 07:43 AM (AMIL/)

98 " I'm dog-sitting at the moment. I think I can relate..."

You gonna eat that???

Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at June 16, 2018 07:44 AM (EyPfd)

99 One of the German infantry division commanders was named Bogislav von Studnitz. Wow. That may become my new nic.
Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2018 07:43 AM (AMIL/)

Oh wow. That's like winning the name lottery.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:44 AM (fZuhk)

100 Let's see, if StarBux had 'racial discrimination ' and now has public facilities the FBI had political bias so now will have?

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:44 AM (pHfeF)

101 check out the "harsh condr" the poor illegal alien kids have to "endure"

https://twitter.com/1Romans58/status/1007863558758125568

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 16, 2018 07:46 AM (hMwEB)

102 25 Dustin Johnson looks unstoppable at the US Open.

He was the odds on favorite before the start at 7:1; yes, peeps, they bet on golf too. Next favorite was Rory, who I don't think even made the cut.

Puddleglum, one strange quirk about US Open winners -- None have ever won a PGA event the week before.

And ole Dustin won last week. Jinx?

It's his length off the tee. Shinnecock is over 7400 yards, at par 70. sheeit, but that's long.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2018 07:46 AM (0ogQG)

103 Unlike soccer, "The Beautiful Game."

I don't mind watching soccer on TV. I watch Liga MX, especially when Andres Cantor is calling the game.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 16, 2018 07:47 AM (qWg0i)

104 Unlike soccer, "The Beautiful Game."

Posted by: Miklos, sensing a possible problem with this at June 16, 2018 07:42 AM (zCyNd)

I thought that was "The Most Dangerous Game"?

"There is no game like the playing of soccer, and those who have played soccer long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter."

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:47 AM (fZuhk)

105 conditions

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 16, 2018 07:47 AM (hMwEB)

106 Speaking of manly monikers, I think I may need this:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/213524447/mst3k-space-mutiny-dave-ryder-names-art

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2018 07:47 AM (JxMDl)

107 The Earth is already too hot for safety and justice. It's all over.

Posted by: f'd at June 16, 2018 07:47 AM (UdKB7)

108 Going to be a hot one down south. Got to get moving before the temperature and humidity slow down all outside movement to the point where time begins to collapse upon itself. Arghhhhh

Posted by: IanDeal at June 16, 2018 07:48 AM (5mrLG)

109 Can you imagine the shape we would be in if Hillary had won the election?

Boy...talk about dodging a bullet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 07:49 AM (EyPfd)

110 https://www.etsy.com/listing/213524447/mst3k-space-mutiny-dave-ryder-names-art
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2018 07:47 AM (JxMDl)

Oh, that is a good poster.

I've always given "Beef Steakington, Gentleman Adventurer" when I have to list my name.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:49 AM (fZuhk)

111 Haven't in awhile but used one of my Napoleonic era Russians as a sock puppet back when the Russian collusion crap started. I don't do sock puppet much as the Dolphin browser gets weird when one tries to change name.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:50 AM (pHfeF)

112 The guy who attacked Rand Paul got 30 days. HRC still wobbles free.

Posted by: f'd at June 16, 2018 07:51 AM (UdKB7)

113 predicted highs here:
today 84
tomorrow 89
Monday 96!!!!!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 16, 2018 07:51 AM (hMwEB)

114 You know, I'm really feeling sorry for these migrant kids. Being taught
how to use a toilet, shower and toothbrush is so harsh. Sleeping on a
bed and 3 meals a day is just painful. And the worst insult is getting
some education and healthcare.

Most kids never get to go to camp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 16, 2018 07:52 AM (oVJmc)

115 All this Swamp shenanigans would have doubled down and we would never known. I still think by the end of a 2nd Hillary term people would have been jailed for say climate denying.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 07:52 AM (pHfeF)

116 75 (I might feel differently if I understood the internal combustion engine.)

Cron that could be used to feed people is turned into unicorn farts and children are magically transported to unsecured soccer games

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

117 112 The guy who attacked Rand Paul got 30 days.

==

FFS!

I hope Rand has a restraining order AND a CCW

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 16, 2018 07:53 AM (hMwEB)

118 today 84
tomorrow 89
Monday 96!!!!!!!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 16, 2018 07:51 AM (hMwEB)

Same. I don't see it; it's about 65 right now, overcast, lovely mist, rained this morning. But then, teh grate laeks.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:53 AM (fZuhk)

119 The guy who attacked Rand Paul got 30 days.

30 days for life-threatening injuries?

I hope Rand takes the house, car, and top layer of skin off this twerp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 16, 2018 07:54 AM (oVJmc)

120 Some old injuries vehemently disagree with a desire to swing a golf club again. And the world is a safer place for that. But I was very good at blasting out of a sand trap, probably because I spent so much time in one. Practice makes perfect, after all.

Too bad in a way. I still have my dad's clubs he got with S and H Green stamps in 1960. Not a lot of persimmon head drivers out there these days.

Posted by: JTB at June 16, 2018 07:56 AM (V+03K)

121 Manfort in jail. Yay Political Prisoners in the US.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 07:56 AM (JFO2v)

122 Yes, thanks VIA

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2018 07:56 AM (EZebt)

123 Unlike soccer, "The Beautiful Game."
I'll let myself out.
Posted by: Miklos, sensing a possible problem with this at June 16, 2018 07:42 AM (zCyNd)

Yup.....soccer blows. Unless Hope Solo is involved, then game on baby!

Have razor, will travel.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2018 07:57 AM (EoRCO)

124 As long as we're talking about the FBI, anything about the Vegas shooting? My current theory is that the guy was involved in some sort of operation on behalf of the FBI as an informer, so they are hushing things up out of embarrassment. Either that or the truth would reflect poorly on Hillary and they are supressing it in their major role of Clinton protector.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at June 16, 2018 07:58 AM (RKxtT)

125 30 days for life-threatening injuries?

I hope Rand takes the house, car, and top layer of skin off this twerp.
___________________

Kentucky juries are probably a lot less forgiving of this kind of assault than federal prosecutors are.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 16, 2018 07:58 AM (fqUgw)

126 115 some of those things were going on during bills first term. Tailhook took down lots of folks based on fraternity hi jinx and innuendo. The sauce for the cobra chicken was not sauce for the gander.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 16, 2018 07:58 AM (+KpqJ)

127 120>> Thats VERY cool, JTB.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 16, 2018 07:59 AM (qWg0i)

128 124 Either that or the truth would reflect poorly on Hillary and they are supressing it in their major role of Clinton protector.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at June 16, 2018 07:58 AM (RKxtT)

My guess is that they knew for many days and someone screwed the pooch.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 07:59 AM (JFO2v)

129 And ole Dustin won last week. Jinx?

It's his length off the tee. Shinnecock is over 7400 yards, at par 70. sheeit, but that's long.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2018 07:46 AM (0ogQG

DJ has had many past meltdowns before finally putting it together. The guy can crank the driver like no other on the tour including a 422 yard monster in the first round.

In addition to Eldrick, to whom Fox devoted entire commercials in their pre tourney shilling, not making the cut, Jordan Spieth seemed to be locked in with birdies on 13-16 which nobody has done before, before stumbling with bogies on the last two holes and going home early. The USGA has to be very pleased with Shinnecock.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 16, 2018 08:01 AM (y7DUB)

130 "Either that or the truth would reflect poorly on Hillary and they are supressing it in their major role of Clinton protector."

Wouldn't it be a bitch if they found an e-mail from the shooter on Hillary's server.

With a CC to Barky using the Presidents super secret unclass account.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 08:01 AM (EyPfd)

131 True, Rand should get a restraining order.

Posted by: vivi at June 16, 2018 08:01 AM (11H2y)

132 Oh wow. That's like winning the name lottery.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 07:44 AM (fZuhk)

The guy came to a bad end, though. It isn't clear, but he probably killed himself after his son was killed on the Eastern Front.

Not such a winner.

Posted by: Miklos, sensing small possible problem with this at June 16, 2018 08:01 AM (zCyNd)

133 121 Manafort in jail. Yay Political Prisoners in the US.

Posted by: rhennigantx

Per Gateway Pundit, the judge that jailed him is Amy Berman Jackson, a TFG appointee.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2018 08:01 AM (0ogQG)

134 'As long as we're talking about the FBI, anything about the Vegas shooting?'

My guess, based on past experience, is that the FBI is lying and covering up. That's just a guess though, I have no evidence of intent.

Posted by: f'd at June 16, 2018 08:01 AM (UdKB7)

135 The sauce for the cobra chicken was not sauce for the gander.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 16, 2018 07:58 AM (+KpqJ)

This is a good comment right here.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 08:02 AM (fZuhk)

136 With a CC to Barky using the Presidents super secret unclass account.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 08:01 AM (EyPfd)

smokey@momjeans.com

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 08:02 AM (JFO2v)

137 Hey MisHum ~ think you're having a bad day? You should see Weirddave's boat!

Now ~ I have to say ~ the Mexican guy saying "cobra chicken" strikes me as one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

Cobra, cobra chicken
where do you wander?
upstairs, downstairs
in my Lady's wicken

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 16, 2018 08:02 AM (0/0WS)

138 Wouldn't it be a bitch if they found an e-mail from the shooter on Hillary's server.

With a CC to Barky using the Presidents super secret unclass account.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 08:01 AM (EyPfd)

The question is whether "we" would ever know what "they" might have found.

Posted by: Miklos, to ask is to answer at June 16, 2018 08:02 AM (zCyNd)

139 If California is broken up into 3 states the Dens will gain 4 more Senate seats and more electoral votes to boot

Posted by: Who? at June 16, 2018 08:03 AM (e6d0d)

140 "The question is whether "we" would ever know what "they" might have found."

We could change the narrative to "Hey, I'm not saying there was one. Just asking questions".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 08:04 AM (EyPfd)

141 Early morning yard work done; I love the smell of Malathion in the morning.

Posted by: Miklos, honest toiler at June 16, 2018 08:04 AM (zCyNd)

142 Not first, and can't blame breaking Moron Protocol by stopping to read the content before commenting. Just late to the party.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2018 08:05 AM (DMUuz)

143 135. Just trying to keep up, thanks!

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 16, 2018 08:05 AM (+KpqJ)

144 I suspect like Muzzy attacks get swept under the rug the Vegas mass murder was something to hide

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 08:05 AM (pHfeF)

145 pants are always optional...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 16, 2018 07:07 AM

Except on The Book Thread.

A Public Service Announcement on behalf of OregonMuse(c), Propriety Keeper of The Book Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2018 08:07 AM (DMUuz)

146 My guess is that the whole Vegas thing comes down to water, and some guy named Mohammed Mulholland.

Posted by: Miklos, honest guesser at June 16, 2018 08:07 AM (zCyNd)

147 I love the smell of Malathion in the morning.
Posted by: Miklos, honest toiler at June 16, 2018 08:04 AM (zCyNd)

It's organophosphoriffic!

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 08:08 AM (fZuhk)

148 Wouldn't it be a bitch if they found an e-mail from the shooter on Hillary's server.

I'd be willing to bet that we'd find out that the Deep State had a hand in the loss of Seal Team 6.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 16, 2018 08:09 AM (qWg0i)

149 My guess is that the whole Vegas thing comes down to water
Posted by: Miklos, honest guesser at June 16, 2018 08:07 AM (zCyNd)

I don't drink water. Turkeys trot to it.

Posted by: Where is W.C. Fields, the world wonders? at June 16, 2018 08:09 AM (fZuhk)

150 Public works projects around the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago could cost Illinois taxpayers nearly $200 million, The Washington Examiner reported Saturday.

TFF. I hope they have to cut teachers and cops to pay for this.

PS Note NOT Library!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 08:09 AM (JFO2v)

151 'Sup?

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2018 08:09 AM (MVjcR)

152 @124

Nothing so far, they were floating a cover story that he was angry about gun control.

So let me get this straight FIB, a guy who was angry about gun control and who happens to be independently wealthy to boot, is going to slaughter dozens of people at a country concert, to protest gun control???

Dudes, try a little harder with your lying.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2018 08:09 AM (xQAvN)

153 Per Gateway Pundit, the judge that jailed him is Amy Berman Jackson, a TFG appointee.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2018 08:01 AM (0ogQG)

===

No doubt she is as objective as the FBI is professional.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2018 08:10 AM (EZebt)

154 It's organophosphoriffic!

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2018 08:08 AM (fZuhk)

And antibugspecific!

*gotta be an expialidocious in there somewhere*

Posted by: Miklos, a living spoonful of sugar at June 16, 2018 08:11 AM (zCyNd)

155 I'd be willing to bet that we'd find out that the Deep State had a hand in the loss of Seal Team 6.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 16, 2018 08:09 AM (qWg0i)

Well duh! How else would a suicide bomber get on the helicopter unless someone offered them up. There is a neck that needs stretching.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 08:11 AM (JFO2v)

156 129 ...The USGA has to be very pleased with Shinnecock.

Posted by: Captain Hate

So true. They prefer an above par score for the winner, but will tolerate a few in the red #s, though if it gets to be more than 4 in the red, the greenskeepers are authorized to plant Bouncing Bettys around the cups.

I'm only slightly kidding.

Fun note from wiki -- The 1896 Open was held at Shinnecock -- Length, a little over 4400 yards. The last time there, 6900+ yards.

This year, 7448 yards.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2018 08:11 AM (0ogQG)

157 Into the henhouse, ladies!

Weasel in the 'hood!

Posted by: Miklos, guarding that henhouse at June 16, 2018 08:12 AM (zCyNd)

158 42 votermom, I love that cartoon.

Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2018 08:13 AM (LBSeG)

159 I took my dog out at 0630 this morning for a couple miles. Already 80 degrees with 70% humidity at that time. It's gonna be a scorcher today. For those who think golf is boring to watch have you ever tried to listen to it on the radio?! I'm a weirdo who does enjoy watching it.

Posted by: Molly k. at June 16, 2018 08:14 AM (vjPa7)

160 80 with a high of 89 here about a mile from space shuttle.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 08:15 AM (JFO2v)

161 Fun note from wiki -- The 1896 Open was held at Shinnecock -- Length, a little over 4400 yards. The last time there, 6900+ yards.

This year, 7448 yards.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2018 08:11 AM (0ogQG)

For the 16 inch guns of the USS Iowa or Missouri, that would be nearly point blank range.

Posted by: Miklos, unclear on the relevant point at June 16, 2018 08:16 AM (zCyNd)

162 UNION CITY, Calif. -- Five people were
reported shot at the Chapel of the Chimes around 7 p.m. Thursday
evening. Police surrounded the funeral home and are investigating the
incident.
At least if they are shot dead, they won't have far to go to be laid to rest.

Posted by: colin at June 16, 2018 08:17 AM (y7QBT)

163 156>> The course we're playing today is 6436 from the white tees. It's a good walk and lots of elevation changes. Another 1000 yards? Hooo doggy... That'd call for at least one more pass from the beer cart.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 16, 2018 08:17 AM (qWg0i)

164 Vegas

local reporter sued investigators. released tape showed women in shooter's room when police entered. saw info posted last month. seemed legit.

Posted by: d9 at June 16, 2018 08:17 AM (WX+x0)

165 We've had several really nice days here in the mid Atlantic but damned if there isn't some sort of pollen bugging me.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2018 08:18 AM (MVjcR)

166 152 @124

Nothing so far, they were floating a cover story that he was angry about gun control.

So let me get this straight FIB, a guy who was angry about gun control and who happens to be independently wealthy to boot, is going to slaughter dozens of people at a country concert, to protest gun control???

Dudes, try a little harder with your lying.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2018 08:09 AM (xQAvN)

Maybe he didnt intentionally kill them. He was just shooting and they got in the way.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 08:18 AM (JFO2v)

167 Too many people at the beach for me to walk my dog this morning. Going to have to give her 3 or 4 short walks throughout the day. Good news is that after picking ticks off her on an almost hourly basis since we arrived, we bought her one of those 70 dollar flea/tick collars and it actually works. 24 hours, haven't seen a single tick yet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 16, 2018 08:18 AM (l14X/)

168 released tape showed women in shooter's room when police entered. saw info posted last month. seemed legit.

Posted by: d9 at June 16, 2018 08:17 AM (WX+x0)

Women? Are you sure it wasn't Billy Jeff with Loretta?

Posted by: Miklos, inquisitive at June 16, 2018 08:19 AM (zCyNd)

169 For the 16 inch guns of the USS Iowa or Missouri, that would be nearly point blank range.

Posted by: Miklos, unclear on the relevant point at June 16, 2018 08:16 AM (zCyNd)

They can now shoot the 155mm about 70 km accurately.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 08:19 AM (JFO2v)

170 Posted by: Miklos, unclear on the relevant point at June 16, 2018 08:16 AM (zCyNd)
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Trump should re-commission battleships.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2018 08:20 AM (MVjcR)

171 Maybe he didnt intentionally kill them. He was just shooting and they got in the way.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 08:18 AM (JFO2v)

I believe the term is "raising awareness".

Posted by: Miklos, I hear this one a lot at June 16, 2018 08:20 AM (zCyNd)

172 164 Vegas

local reporter sued investigators. released tape showed women in shooter's room when police entered. saw info posted last month. seemed legit.
Posted by: d9 at June 16, 2018 08:17 AM (WX+x0)

wait what??

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 08:20 AM (JFO2v)

173 Uh uh, Chris Hardwick of Talking Dead has been accused by his crazy ex girlfriend (ginger) of being abusive and now the Nerdist has scrubbed him.

I liked Hardwick as a host and don't like seeing mere accusations kill a career, but he is a hardcore lefty, so I'm conflicted.

The whole MeToo thing was to get at Trump and it has turned on its creators!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2018 07:15 AM (JxMDl)

Yup, like Frankenstein's Meme.

But, I also think that I was wrong about Leftards on one thing.

I always assumed that the average wymyn leftard was a soulless hypocrite in supporting Bill Clinton and other well-known progressive abusers cuz they all claimed to be fymynysts and well...that's an oil and water mix.

However, the Left is also like a union. You does your time and then finally, when you're senior enough the rewards come to you.

Hillary! (and the Hillary! Great Fymynyst Leap Forward Cultural Zombie that was set in place by Our Betters and is still shambling about -He-l-l-l-l-l-o TLJ!) was supposed to be their reward-

for being unpleasant harridans who had to blow-job their way up the chain, Yet, good little girls who waited their turn politely.

Welp, once again they didn't get their dog-biscuit,Trump was elected and something inside them broke.

All those years of BJs and pats on the rump and pats on the head and the casting couch and turning the other way when it served their masters finally broke thru cuz now they had #MeToo, a weapon aimed at Trump but in reality much much much more applicable to themselves and their pitiful political prostitution.

So, in general, Ha! Ha Ha! Ha! Ha ha ha!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2018 08:20 AM (9q7Dl)

174 So true. They prefer an above par score for the winner, but will tolerate a few in the red #s, though if it gets to be more than 4 in the red, the greenskeepers are authorized to plant Bouncing Bettys around the cups.

I'm only slightly kidding.

Fun note from wiki -- The 1896 Open was held at Shinnecock -- Length, a little over 4400 yards. The last time there, 6900+ yards.

This year, 7448 yards.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2018 08:11 AM (0ogQG)

Eldrick commented that a lot of trees were missing from the last time he played it, which surely was related to stretching it out.

The last time they used Congressional for the Open they were concerned that the short length would cause the course to be devoured by the mashers so they told the USGA they'd let the rough grow so much they'd need safari guides instead of caddys. Then after they trimmed it for the last time a fucking drought ensued and since the rough doesn't get watered it stayed short. As a result the winning score was double digits under par. I don't think the USGA even takes calls from Congressional.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 16, 2018 08:22 AM (y7DUB)

175 Now if you can the F*&&^$%^% birds to stop tweeting outside my window at 4:30 AM, I would be happy. Maybe your dogs can come over and chase them away....

Posted by: tina848 at June 16, 2018 08:23 AM (0rzSd)

176 paddock the patsy
The Obama fbi is fully operational. Would anyone be surprised. The Las Vegas reporter was named.

She sued to get the info. Seemed legit.

Posted by: d9 at June 16, 2018 08:24 AM (WX+x0)

177 I liked Hardwick as a host and don't like seeing mere accusations kill a career, but he is a hardcore lefty, so I'm conflicted.

The better part is that Wil "Shut up, Wesley!" Wheaton is Hardwick's self-described best friend ever, so people are already asking what Wheaton knew and when he knew it.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2018 08:24 AM (gm9yG)

178 I don't think the USGA even takes calls from Congressional.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 16, 2018 08:22 AM (y7DUB)

Congressional? Is that where I get to park Miss Lindsey at the far end of the driving range for as much amusement as a bucket of balls will allow?

Posted by: Miklos, is this subsidized at June 16, 2018 08:25 AM (zCyNd)

179 With a CC to Barky using the Presidents super secret unclass account.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 08:01

Is that super secret email acct the "Bob Ama" one. That is some top level secrecy.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at June 16, 2018 08:25 AM (FIrEF)

180 heard they have a celib flag wave planned for hour 23 at LeMans

Posted by: TANSTAASFL at June 16, 2018 08:25 AM (Wa5hI)

181 Non-golfers don't appreciate the entertainment potential of the game. For instance, the closest I ever got to a birdie was when I, literally, almost knocked a crow off a branch. The stupid creature thought it was safe perching fifty yards off the fairway on a limb 30 feet up a pine tree. It was uninjured but judging by the way it flew iff was probably having heart palpatations.

Then there is overcoming the laws of physics. I sometimes hit a drive off the tee good for about 200 yards that never got more than a foot off the ground. This took a combination of too much muscle (long time ago), no skill or technique whatsoever, and God displaying a sense of humor.

Good times.

Posted by: JTB at June 16, 2018 08:26 AM (V+03K)

182 wait what??

I second that. I never heard about a woman being in the room? Why has the coverage of this died down to practically nothing? Tucker Carlson was the only one still reporting on and said he would stay on it but even he has walked away from it. Something stinks to high Heaven.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 16, 2018 08:26 AM (dUJdY)

183 Trump should recommission battleships.

I fear that would be a very expensive and painful exercise in futility. Not a smidgen of core competency left in the canoe club to operate and maintain those beautiful battle wagons. iirc, while the New Jersey was on an extended deployment in the Beirut neighborhood wwII and Korean era vets volunteered to provide crew relief so sailors could go home for Christmas. Those would be fine shipmates.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 16, 2018 08:28 AM (+KpqJ)

184 How much fun would an AoS golf tournament be?

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2018 08:28 AM (MVjcR)

185 I first thought it was a allergy thing going on with me, had something like that a couple of months ago, but this is moving to my chest and is worse than that previous attack.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2018 08:28 AM (pHfeF)

186 Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2018 08:20 AM (9q7Dl)

Hmm, interesting. Makes sense.

Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2018 08:28 AM (LBSeG)

187 Chris Hardwick denies sexually abusing his ex, but apparently all the other shit she wrote about is true. He is a true asshole. Too bad, I liked him on Talking Dead.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 16, 2018 08:28 AM (dUJdY)

188 184 How much fun would an AoS golf tournament be?
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2018 08:28 AM (MVjcR)

I would be there for the cussin and drinkin

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 08:31 AM (JFO2v)

189 188 184 How much fun would an AoS golf tournament be?
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2018 08:28 AM (MVjcR)

I would be there for the cussin and drinkin
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2018 08:31 AM (JFO2v)
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We could suspend all the normal rules of the game and award extra points for creative cheating.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2018 08:33 AM (MVjcR)

190 161... Miklos, That is true about the 16 inch guns at Shinnecock. But I bet the USS Iowa would five putt every green.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Posted by: JTB at June 16, 2018 08:33 AM (V+03K)

191 The NOOD has been mentioned....yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 16, 2018 08:35 AM (EyPfd)

192 Non-golfers don't appreciate the entertainment potential of the gamePosted by: JTB at June 16, 2018 08:26 AM (V+03K)
Ah yes ,one great shot I witnessed was a shot that was drifting to the road that ran parallel to the hole we were playing. The ball starts bouncing down the road, which was running towards a steep down hill drop. Right before the bal got to the crest of the hill, it hit something in the road and turned 90 degrees and landed on the green.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at June 16, 2018 08:37 AM (FIrEF)

193 Weird News Dump

Posted by: Re-tired at June 16, 2018 08:39 AM (EglZt)

194 The NOOD has been mentioned....yes?Well as usual, I did not see the mention.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at June 16, 2018 08:40 AM (FIrEF)

195 So I finally figured out why Hillary is pretending to stay in politics, continuing to aim at being president.

I thought it was simply money which is a good guess for anything, especially anything Clinton. Or maybe just ego.

But no. I think as much as anything else, it's a threat to anyone that may even *think* about crossing her right now.

Posted by: Mega at June 16, 2018 08:46 AM (rv0Fo)

196 187 Chris Hardwick denies sexually abusing his ex, but apparently all the other shit she wrote about is true. He is a true asshole. Too bad, I liked him on Talking Dead.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 16, 2018 08:28 AM (dUJdY)
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He really does sound like a controlling little dick.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2018 08:47 AM (JxMDl)

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