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Trump to Mark Sanford: Go Back to Argentina
For the lulz.
Mark Sanford has been very unhelpful to me in my campaign to MAGA. He is MIA and nothing but trouble. He is better off in Argentina. I fully endorse Katie Arrington for Congress in SC, a state I love. She is tough on crime and will continue our fight to lower taxes. VOTE Katie!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 12. lipnja 2018.
More: From Tami, Trump also insulted Robert DeNiro.
@realDonaldTrump 2 hours ago Robert De Niro, a very Low IQ individual, has received to many shots to the head by real boxers in movies. I watched him last night and truly believe he may be "punch-drunk." I guess he doesn't... ...realize the economy is the best it's ever been with employment being at an all time high, and many companies pouring back into our country. Wake up Punchy!I predict the Fainting Couch Fake Conservatives will all go into SJW hysterics over this.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: filbert at June 12, 2018 06:19 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Lures OCONUS at June 12, 2018 06:19 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 06:20 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: filbert at June 12, 2018 06:20 PM (953wK)
This is the philandering cuck who LOVES to gossip with Fake News.
I guarantee he's one of the "sources" who talks shit about the president.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 06:20 PM (nZ8SR)
He's gonna gold mine this and start playing Evita at Arrington rallies. Sanford is a fool to try running in the face of that.
Posted by: trev006 at June 12, 2018 06:20 PM (X2App)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2018 06:20 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 06:21 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 06:21 PM (sdi6R)
ha
I remember we had a pretty epic thread about Mr Sanford.
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 06:21 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo - MAGA Cartel at June 12, 2018 06:21 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Long Kim Jong at June 12, 2018 06:21 PM (yNqPc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2018 06:21 PM (RvWR/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 06:22 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 06:21 PM (sdi6R)
Kinda wish he would. Between him, Kanye, and Milo he could do substantial damage to their model.
In fact, I'm staring to wonder if that isn't Trumps plan, down the road.
Posted by: trev006 at June 12, 2018 06:22 PM (X2App)
Is it the heat? Put a hat on, people!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 06:22 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 06:22 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2018 06:22 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2018 06:22 PM (O5Q3r)
"Even Sanford's Argentinian lover got tired of him and went home. Sad."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 12, 2018 06:23 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at June 12, 2018 06:23 PM (zLXTt)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 06:24 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Lures OCONUS at June 12, 2018 06:24 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 06:24 PM (pHfeF)
He is better off (bangin his ho) in Argentina.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:24 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
You know the polite thing to do is a give a name to aid the google search.
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 06:25 PM (lKs2v)
This guy is a national security risk and he needs to resign. BAM!
Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2018 06:25 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: reason at June 12, 2018 06:25 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at June 12, 2018 06:25 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 06:25 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2018 06:25 PM (zfrbv)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 06:25 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:25 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 12, 2018 06:26 PM (CDETr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
Catherine Templeton ? Extremely MILFY.
But ... I only have eyes for Trump. My mind is now right. And I do mean right.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 12, 2018 06:26 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 12, 2018 06:26 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dagny at June 12, 2018 06:27 PM (nRWPy)
I'll bet that everyone who read that and who are going to vote in Sanford's election knew exactly what he meant.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 06:27 PM (k1TUh)
IIRC, our former luv guv was planning to marry his Argentine firecracker, but his kids told him they'd never speak to him again, and that sort of nixed it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 06:27 PM (8O3HH)
Robert De Niro, a very Low IQ individual, has received to many shots to the head by real boxers in movies. I watched him last night and truly believe he may be "punch-drunk." I guess he doesn't...
...realize the economy is the best it's ever been with employment being at an all time high, and many companies pouring back into our country. Wake up Punchy!
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:27 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 12, 2018 06:26 PM (CDETr)
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https://preview.tinyurl.com/y773k4eg
Posted by: RioBravo at June 12, 2018 06:27 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (8rNrN)
Wish Trump had been at war with more of "his own" party in this way for the last year.
Yep, very tricky, but if he can reshape the GOP a bit, and terrify/intimidate enough of it, he might be able to advance the vital agenda items the country backs and which got him elected.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 12, 2018 06:26 PM (CDETr)
When this clown Sanford was governor of SC, he went MIA. He told people he was going to hike the Appalachian Trail. Turned out he was actually in Argentina banging some chick.
He had a wife and kids back home.
So he resigns in disgrace.
THEN like a few years later, the guy has the balls to run for congress and somehow won.
Thus, the "Argentina" comment.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (wdmm9)
While researching Ben Shapiro's sister I accidentally discoverd Leila Lowfire, holy cow.NSFW
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (Jo2FT)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (c1VpD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 06:29 PM (roQNm)
This guy is a national security risk and he needs to resign. BAM!
Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2018 06:25 PM (J7XgW)
If you want some pussy, do not be a pussy. Man up, divorce the bitch pay out the ass. Only bigger pussies that married men not brave enough to get a divorce are men not paying child support. Good luck getting into Heaven.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:29 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2018 06:29 PM (a0OPJ)
I haven't really followed the guy, was he a NeverTrumper?
The SC GOP voters really are retarded to nominate him for Congress after that Argentina stunt he pulled.
Posted by: Maritime at June 12, 2018 06:29 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 12, 2018 06:29 PM (dKiJG)
I'm so tired of these GOPe asswipes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 06:29 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2018 06:22 PM (O5Q3r)
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I'd like to see Google stats on how many people look up "Sanford + Argentina" over the next 24 hours.
Posted by: reason at June 12, 2018 06:29 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (10vO4)
Holy. Shit.
No way she's keeping those things going on just six pints of blood. She's got to have eight.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 12, 2018 06:30 PM (fiGNd)
I just voted for Catherine a few hours ago. There's likely going to be a run-off, and I hope she can pull off second. She may have a chance to whip Henruh's ass in the run-off.
One of the dirty old men at my barber shop was quoted as saying he was voting for Catherine, 'cause "she's purty".
This dirty somewhat old man voted for her, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 06:30 PM (8O3HH)
https://tinyurl.com/y8boolwr
Pic doesn't begin to do her justice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
"After law school, Templeton took a position with the law firm Ogletree Deakins[2] where she specialized in union avoidance and advised Fortune 500 companies. Templeton's private sector career was notable for her involvement in fighting labor unions, most notably as the only woman involved in three successful defeats of the historic United Auto Workers drive on Nissan in Smyrna, Tennessee in the late 1990's.[3]"
Oh boy, that's going to make Lefty heads explode.
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 06:30 PM (sdi6R)
cgave Drambuie PRO
22 minutes
Heads Up.
Looks like WikiLeaks may have just dropped their Insurance Folder. Anons are saving offline. Massive. Videos in there.
====
just a heads up this is from a Q Anon page on GAB
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 06:30 PM (y3aQB)
He christened Robert De Niro as "Punchy"
"Punchy" De Niro.
So let it be written. So let it be done.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2018 06:30 PM (ZSkht)
have to go to Argentina to get some extra-marital snapper, you just may have compromised your entire political career.
This guy is a national security risk and he needs to resign. BAM!
Posted by: Fritz at June
well, once the affair is divulged the national security risk is mitigated.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 12, 2018 06:30 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (IdRpH)
THEN like a few years later, the guy has the balls to run for congress and somehow won.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (F5+ro)
Isn't this the guy that Megan McCain was complaining about his lack of morals? IIRC, Iowahawk tweeted something like "If it wasn't for politicians cheating on their wives, you wouldn't exist."
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (MX7xj)
While researching Ben Shapiro's sister I accidentally discoverd Leila Lowfire, holy cow.NSFW
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (10vO4)
Off to do my own research.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: redsweater at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (y4nJ/)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (wFDuq)
Then they'll google it. It's not hard.
Posted by: dagny at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 06:30 PM (y3aQB)
I tried reading Q's website. 'Bout had a seizure trying to follow everything on that page.
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (4ErVI)
divorce the bitch pay out the ass. Only bigger pussies that married men
not brave enough to get a divorce are men not paying child support.
Good luck getting into Heaven.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:29 PM (JFO2v)
Sandford's wife was actually supporting him and financing his campaigns. When she divorced him he went broke.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (mpXpK)
pay out the ass. Only bigger pussies that married men not brave enough
to get a divorce are men not paying child support. Good luck getting
into Heaven."
I was there that Sunday for that sermon too! Pastor Dice Clay was en fuego! I kicked in 3 bucks when the plate came around.
Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (zLXTt)
From death I strike back at you Trump.... then Kahn dies... horribly.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (pw+jk)
likely going to be a run-off, and I hope she can pull off second. She
may have a chance to whip Henruh's ass in the run-off.
One of the dirty old men at my barber shop was quoted as saying he was voting for Catherine, 'cause "she's purty".
This dirty somewhat old man voted for her, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 06:30 PM (8O3HH)
I hope she wins. She's pro-life, as well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (bUjCl)
cgave Drambuie PRO
22 minutes
Heads Up.
Looks like WikiLeaks may have just dropped their Insurance Folder. Anons are saving offline. Massive. Videos in there.
====
just a heads up this is from a Q Anon page on GAB
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 06:30 PM (y3aQB)
Damn. Huge if true.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (IdRpH)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Bbz at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (6NBNe)
Posted by: redsweater at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (y4nJ/)
Just a fault in the Russian bot net.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (wdmm9)
https://tinyurl.com/y9yzjs93
guess disney is taking anouter tack to distract from soylo.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (MTjB1)
Catherine shot a rattlesnake with her "daddy's gun":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_PsxhRZG_Q
This sent the idiots into a frenzy because the rattlesnake species she used in the picture was endangered. I laughed my ass of.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (8O3HH)
Dear Alumni and Friends,
In the weeks and months ahead, a lawsuit aimed to compromise Harvard's ability to compose a diverse student body will move forward in the courts and in the media. As the case proceeds, an organization called Students for Fair Admissions-formed in part to oppose Harvard's commitment to diversity-will seek to paint an unfamiliar and inaccurate image of our community and our admissions processes, including by raising allegations of discrimination against Asian-American applicants to Harvard College. These claims will rely on misleading, selectively presented data taken out of context. Their intent is to question the integrity of the undergraduate admissions process and to advance a divisive agenda. Please see here for more information about the case.
Year after year, Harvard brings together a community that is the most varied and diverse that any of us is likely ever to encounter. Harvard students benefit from working and living alongside people of different backgrounds, experiences, and perspectives as they prepare for the complex world that awaits them and their considerable talents.
I have affirmed in the past, and do so again today, that Harvard will vigorously defend its longstanding values and the processes by which it seeks to create a diverse educational community. We will stand behind an approach that has been held up as legal and fair by the Supreme Court, one that relies on broad and extensive outreach to exceptional students in order to attract excellence from all backgrounds.
As this case generates widespread attention and comment, Harvard will react swiftly and thoughtfully to defend diversity as the source of our strength and our excellence-and to affirm the integrity of our admissions process. A diverse student body enables us to enrich, to educate, and to challenge one another. As a university community, we are bound across differences by a shared commitment to learning, to pursuing truth, and to embracing the rigor and respect of argument and evidence. We never give up on the promise of a world made better by an assumption revisited, an understanding expanded, or a truth questioned-again and again and again.
Last month, I presided over our Commencement Exercises for a final time and reveled in the accomplishments of our graduates and alumni, and in the joy and pride of the faculty who educated them, the staff who enabled their manifold successes, and the family members who helped nurture them and their aspirations. Tercentenary Theatre was filled with individuals from the widest range of backgrounds and life experiences. It was a powerful reminder that the heart of this extraordinary institution is its people.
Now, we have an opportunity to stand together and to defend the ideals and the people that make our community so extraordinary. I am committed to ensuring that veritas will prevail.
Sincerely,
Drew Faust
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (nZ8SR)
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: redsweater at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (y4nJ/)
ace got banned from america twitter. Be grateful we get any twitter at all.
...Or something.,
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:27 PM (Enq6K)
Wake up Punchy.
rotfl
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (mpXpK)
And she got the fab beach house on Sullivan's Island.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
So let it be written. So let it be done.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2018 06:30 PM (ZSkht)
The Fokkers IL, Lefty and Punchy
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (iQKgg)
Mein Gott! Sie hat die grossestes Brusten!!!
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (yQpMk)
It's freaking brilliant.
This guy knows how to get stuff done.
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Max Power at June 12, 2018 06:34 PM (q177U)
Oh boy, that's going to make Lefty heads explode.
Posted by: rickl
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 06:34 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: kallisto at June 12, 2018 06:34 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Howard Cosell at June 12, 2018 06:34 PM (QLvwG)
Let me guess - future lower back problems?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 06:34 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2018 06:34 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 06:34 PM (IdRpH)
Posted by: Ever at June 12, 2018 06:35 PM (QPeHQ)
"All of what they say is completely accurate and true, but it would hurt us financially to admit that, so I'm going to lie to you for the next five paragraphs."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+)
In other words, what the outgoing fool of a harvard president is saying is:
1. We don't discriminate against smarter Asians!
2. We certainly do discriminate against smarter Asians so we can make more room other non-whites!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 06:35 PM (nZ8SR)
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 12, 2018 06:35 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: redsweater at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (y4nJ/)
We've been asking that for days....keep getting the ole 'ask again later' from the ole Ouija board.
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:35 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: kallisto at June 12, 2018 06:35 PM (lZ0Jc)
It's freaking brilliant.
This guy knows how to get stuff done.
Posted by: Axeman
Minor partner in Mar-A-Lago Pyongyang?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 06:35 PM (9uM86)
White House residence. 5 AM. DJT is seated at the breakfast table. Melania walks in and sits down.
Melania: Good morning, darling.
DJT: Good morning, dear. Say, wanna see me own the news cycle for today?
DJT pulls up Twitter on phone.
DJT: Sweetheart, hold my Diet Coke.
Cut to close up of screeching chimps flinging poo. Camera pulls back to reveal that it's not the zoo. It's the MSNBC news desk.
Fin
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2018 06:35 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:36 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Robert De Niro at June 12, 2018 06:36 PM (KP19E)
Posted by: Lures OCONUS at June 12, 2018 06:36 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 06:36 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2018 06:32 PM (wdmm9)
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Eet reminds me of home. *sniff*
Posted by: reason at June 12, 2018 06:36 PM (sPO/s)
Harvard's commitment to diversity = Harvard's standards are lowered for the sake of fake phony bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 06:36 PM (nZ8SR)
Now that's a dick punch.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 06:22 PM (0ogQG)
And that my friends is how its done. I call that one a fifty yard wind up and a round house upper cut to the nads.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at June 12, 2018 06:36 PM (9dzlp)
Sincerely,
Drew Faust
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (nZ8SR)
If you take public money you should not be allow to have names, pics, dicks, or nationality on application.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:36 PM (JFO2v)
"All of what they say is completely accurate and true, but it would hurt us financially to admit that, so I'm going to lie to you for the next five paragraphs."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
That was exactly my take, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 06:37 PM (nZ8SR)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 06:37 PM (bUjCl)
Is sanford still w the wife he betrayed? If not, I bet she was loved that!
Posted by: Ever at June 12, 2018 06:35 PM (QPeHQ)
No she divorced him after that Argentina affair.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 12, 2018 06:38 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
____________
+1
But I'm sure I'll get labeled a NeverTrump troll for agreeing.
celebrities do this to be relevant and to get people talking about them. To me Trump is giving them exactly what they want. And he looks thin skinned.
If you want to piss off Hollywood, keep winning and keep passing your agenda.
Posted by: Maritime at June 12, 2018 06:38 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 06:38 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 12, 2018 06:38 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 06:38 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (a0IVu)
___________________
Didn't the mistress end up dumping him too? Thought I read that somewhere.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (fqUgw)
Who the heck is Mark Sanford? I mean... does he clutch his chest and tell Elizabeth he's comin' to see her soon?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (39g3+)
Paunchy DeNiro.
Posted by: realDonaldJTrump at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
and has custody of the 4 boys, IIRC ...
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (AoK0a)
It's freaking brilliant.
This guy knows how to get stuff done.
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (vDqXW)
Yeah it's good...and Asian eat that stuff up.
Here it is for those that missed it....
@realDonaldTrump
Here is the video, "A Story of Opportunity" that I shared with Kim Jong-un at the #SingaporeSummit
http://tinyurl.com/y8shuhtz
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: redsweater at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (y4nJ/)
yeah. Apparently at some point my twitter feed got switched to croatian and I don't know how to switch it back. I know I can sign in and change it, but -- I can't sign in. I'm suspended.
If anyone knows of a way to change the language WITHOUT signing in, let me know.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (8rNrN)
Al Pacino is a better actor anyway
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 06:37 PM (bUjCl)
De Niro ws always a poor mans Al Pacino
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (0/+vJ)
Very racist.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (hMwEB)
Generally I don't care what Trump tweets because he's really good at
using it to connect to just folks. But I wish he'd ignore annoying
stupid celebrities.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (39g3+)
======
Alinsky Rule 5: Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.
Alinsky Rule 6: A good tactic is one your people enjoy.
Alinsky Rule 12: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (IdRpH)
Posted by: Donald Trump at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (QLvwG)
Harvard's commitment to diversity = Harvard's standards are lowered for the sake of fake phony bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 06:36 PM (nZ8SR)
All about blocking Asian's from getting in AKA the Bamboo Curtain. Some kids going so far as to change their name so it sounds less Asian.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (dKiJG)
And how just went in cock-crazed frenzy somewhere or something.
And about Sanford: The scuttlebutt was his boys threatened to never speak to him again if married the Argentine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (39g3+)
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Republican John Edwards.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Robert "Punchy" DeNiro at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (39g3+)
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PDT does not let high profile attacks go unanswered. He hits back twice as hard. Every time. It's just who he is.
He ignores the low level peeps like Eminem, because he knows that not engaging will drive them crazy.
He fights!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 06:41 PM (I16G8)
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just go here
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 06:38 PM (y3aQB)
That's where I was. It's too...scattered.
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:41 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (fqUgw)
I don't remember what happed to her.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 12, 2018 06:41 PM (mpXpK)
Does Stormy know?
Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at June 12, 2018 06:41 PM (zLXTt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
Here's Catherine Templeton's site:
https://catherinetempleton.com/
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (ptqGC)
She is very attractive.
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:41 PM (a0IVu)
The way he acted would get anyone from fired from any job in the country - he was a disgrace.
SO THEN he came back as a Congressman, somehow, and the first thing Mr. Hard Core Conservative does is go all Never Trumper and start sucking up to Bill Kristol and Sen. Flake and McCain and all the usual suspects.
And then he's surprised that he is barely tied with an unknown challenger who's main campaign them is that at least she supports Trump!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 06:41 PM (k1TUh)
Katie Arrington looks rather exotic. Is she Italian? Greek?
Some pictures aren't flattering, but other ones she looks pretty nice.
She's definitely coming out in favor of Trump. As long as she follows through, I hope she wins.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 06:41 PM (4ErVI)
Funny how Russia collusion has pretty much faded away now from the MSM - I checked CNN earlier today and there wasn't anything about Russia collusion. Has the MSM given up on it and moved on after 18 months of that lunacy?
Posted by: Tommy at June 12, 2018 06:42 PM (yEAdf)
Well everyone already knows he's think skinned but yeah, he's giving them what they want: attention, to be important. He handled Eminem perfectly, just dismissed him as if he didn't exist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:42 PM (39g3+)
the fucking Cuck Establishment
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2018 06:42 PM (8rNrN)
Apparently Sanford blamed Trump for the Steve Scalise shooting saying he created the environment.
What a douchebag.
South Carolina has the AZ curse. It's a conservative state that elects the worst Republicans.
Posted by: Maritime at June 12, 2018 06:42 PM (lKmt3)
I kind of like us being a smart Croatian blog.
Of course, now I need to learn Croatian.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 06:43 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:43 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 06:43 PM (nZ8SR)
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2018 06:43 PM (ABjxW)
It's freaking brilliant.
This guy knows how to get stuff done.
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 06:33 PM (vDqXW)
Yeah it's good...and Asian eat that stuff up.
Here it is for those that missed it....
@realDonaldTrump
Here is the video, "A Story of Opportunity" that I shared with Kim Jong-un at the #SingaporeSummit
http://tinyurl.com/y8shuhtz
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (Enq6K)
He made a movie Trailer, the man knows show business.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 12, 2018 06:43 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 06:43 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 12, 2018 06:43 PM (xCkcs)
Harvard: We can't be just White and Yellow. We need to be Black, Brown, Red, Yellow, and White!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 06:44 PM (nZ8SR)
Posted by: Sun Tzu at June 12, 2018 06:44 PM (KP19E)
Posted by: Maritime at June 12, 2018 06:42 PM (lKmt3)
Sanford originally was a hard core conservative but he went to shit.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 12, 2018 06:44 PM (mpXpK)
126 It was truly fascinating to watch feminine Trump fawning over Kim Jong Un. Meanwhile, Kim returned no praise or compliments to the feminine Trump. Truly tragic romantic implications, but it will leave the feminine Trump desiring of Kim's approval.
Posted by: Dr Krang at June 12, 2018 06:38 PM (lvEyV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:44 PM (0/+vJ)
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2018 06:44 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 06:45 PM (/tuJf)
Bamboo Curtain is the one separating the ChiComs from the West
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 12, 2018 06:45 PM (hMwEB)
SHE IS A GIFTED MODEL AND I LOVE HER
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2018 06:45 PM (8rNrN)
It looks like she makes German art films. So ... basically yes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 12, 2018 06:45 PM (57plp)
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:43 PM (a0IVu)
It was Bourdain wall to wall for several days and then the summit.
I always check CNN once a day to see what the daily narrative is going to be.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 06:45 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2018 06:45 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 06:45 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2018 06:43 PM (ABjxW)
Well he did have to fuk 15 YO to feel something.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:45 PM (JFO2v)
@realDonaldTrump
Here is the video, "A Story of Opportunity" that I shared with Kim Jong-un at the #SingaporeSummit
http://tinyurl.com/y8shuhtz
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (Enq6K)
That was brilliant.
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 06:46 PM (sdi6R)
Instead not only did she not become Mrs Luv Guv, she got sent packing to the Pampas.
Posted by: kallisto at June 12, 2018 06:46 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: random lurker commenter
Galactic Overlord Level
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 06:46 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 12, 2018 06:46 PM (2xR5z)
Some organization called the American Conservative Coalition just backed out of a leadership summit.
Why do I get the feeling that somebody has gutted the ACC and is wearing its skin?
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 06:46 PM (vDqXW)
Leila Lowfire: Kunst, Haltung & Erotik. Croatian for pron.
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 06:46 PM (bUjCl)
Bamboo Curtain is the one separating the ChiComs from the West
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June
meh, who cares. whoever the let in is more than likely than not to hate America when they graduate.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 12, 2018 06:47 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2018 06:47 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 06:47 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Dr Krang at June 12, 2018 06:46 PM (lvEyV)
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Ha ha ha. That's a real bit of wit there, Dr. Krank!
You sure are funny.
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 06:47 PM (vDqXW)
So with a name like Leila Lowfire she's a porn actress-Correct? zzzzzzzz
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:44 PM (0/+vJ)
German actress
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 06:48 PM (10vO4)
Continuing to perv -- uh, admire her artistic talent, Ben's busty sis has her own web site:
http://www.abigailshapirosoprano.com/
Hurricane. Screen door. But ball gag needed. If she screamed out one of those high notes, penile fracture might result.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 06:48 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
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What's the excuse for Lindsey Graham?
I can't talk though, AZ has the crown for douchiest Republicans.
Believe it or not though, Jeff Flake at one time was Mr. Conservative, like Barry Goldwater. John McCain had basically the same voting record as Jesse Helms.
It's a mixture of Establishment rot and fighting the conservative wing of their party that basically makes them go for the other team.
Posted by: Maritime at June 12, 2018 06:48 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at June 12, 2018 06:48 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 12, 2018 06:48 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 06:48 PM (10vO4)
So Germans don't make porn?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:49 PM (0/+vJ)
She's right. That doesn't justify how the producers act but its not exactly like the setup isn't clear from the start.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
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Just looked it up. They were engaged but officially split in 2014, with Sanford citing the stress of his divorce as the reason. But the mistress, Maria Belen Chapur, told the NY Times a few days after Sanford made his announcement (on Facebook) that she had been the one who dumped him, because he kept refusing to set a wedding date, and she felt like he was using her for his campaigns.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2018 06:49 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:49 PM (Enq6K)
Well, the polls will close here in SC at 7PM, which is coming up. I hope Catherine can win (and by that I mean come in second).
I think she may have a shot at sending Henruh, who's wanted to be govenuh since I was a teenager.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 06:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:50 PM (0/+vJ)
I don't know I just really thought that was great for him to say. You decide what you want. Such a breath of fresh air after the nation building and imposing our values on other countries (hint: are values means gay marriage and trannies in the bathroom).
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 06:50 PM (4ErVI)
Maritime, any local gossip on the state of McCain's health?
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:50 PM (a0IVu)
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Rudy Giuliani accused of having affair with assistant's married mother | Daily Mail Online
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is that the best the Deep Sate fags have ??? Rudy screws around???? huh next you will tell PDT has screwed around too
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 06:51 PM (y3aQB)
So Germans don't make porn?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:49 PM (0/+vJ)
I'm no expert but I imagine they make the weirdest porn
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 06:51 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 12, 2018 06:51 PM (2DOZq)
Yeah he's not really left himself a lot of space to respond with much other than more profanity and lunacy.
I wonder today, what young people think of DeNiro. I mean, the man was a legend and now he plays really lame roles in lame movies. Its like me finding out that Leslie Nielson was actually a serious, respected actor who did some heavy roles in the past. I grew up with him as the goofball guy who did comedies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:51 PM (39g3+)
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this relationship is moving too fast for me
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 06:51 PM (bUjCl)
Now Dr Khan, that was a Dr.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 12, 2018 06:51 PM (MTjB1)
is the Bamboo Curtain really a thing, or did you just make it a thing?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 06:43 PM (nZ8SR)
Nope I heard it in a news report about Harvard blocking Asians from entering. They have college specialist that will fill out your applications and make you look less Asian.
Pretty shitty that you have to hide your Ancestry to get into College.
Remember the Indian Actress who's brother sent in two applications one as an Asian the other as an African American guess which one got picked. She the sister had to go on an apology tour and denounced her brother for his Racist???
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 12, 2018 06:51 PM (dKiJG)
It looks like she makes German art films. So ... basically yes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)
Take her Guess What's In My A**hole challenge.
Them krauts are a weird peoples.
Posted by: A Dosguised AoSHQ Poster at June 12, 2018 06:52 PM (QLvwG)
Later Horde. I have some research to do.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 06:52 PM (IdRpH)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 06:52 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:52 PM (0/+vJ)
this relationship is moving too fast for me
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 06:51 PM (bUjCl)
They're going to be picking out china (?) soon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 06:52 PM (+CzJu)
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:49 PM (Enq6K)
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If true, that splattering sound you now is thousands of Lefty and Libtarded heads woth of skullmush hitting various walls.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 06:52 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 12, 2018 06:52 PM (MTjB1)
I really don't think Trump should travel to North Korea. Bad idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:50 PM (0/+vJ)
This is the most secretive nation and I am just amazed the invitation was extended knowing the President never travels alone but with a large entourage including press etc. It's frankly amazing.
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:52 PM (a0IVu)
Radio sez he's better than K street for defense lawyers. On the front lines he is.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 06:53 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 06:53 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 06:53 PM (Vnlws)
_________________
Isn't Rudy supposed to be impotent (because of the prostate cancer or the treatment or something)?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2018 06:53 PM (fqUgw)
Going there, and being successful, will make Trump look glorious.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 06:53 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 12, 2018 06:54 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 06:54 PM (y3aQB)
I can't talk though, AZ has the crown for douchiest Republicans.
Believe it or not though, Jeff Flake at one time was Mr.
Conservative, like Barry Goldwater. John McCain had basically the same
voting record as Jesse Helms.
It's a mixture of Establishment rot and fighting the conservative
wing of their party that basically makes them go for the other team.
Posted by: Maritime at June 12, 2018 06:48 PM (lKmt3)
Lindsay Graham was originally a conservative too when he was in the House. But when he got in the Senate and stated kissing McShitty's ass he became a copy of McShitty.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 12, 2018 06:54 PM (mpXpK)
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It takes time maintaining your ever-expanding invasion list.
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 06:54 PM (vDqXW)
How could they possibly protect Trump if he goes to NK?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:52 PM (0/+vJ)
The SS travels ahead and lays out the ground work and also travel with him. They were on the ground in Singapore almost a week before the summit apprently.
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:54 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 06:54 PM (+CzJu)
Now Dr Khan, that was a Dr.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)
Hahaha....yup. But it was Dr. Klahn that said it best.
"Take him to Detroit!"............
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2018 06:54 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 06:54 PM (bUjCl)
Zaftig is the Yiddish variant of Saftig, which means juicy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 06:54 PM (fuK7c)
Bamboo Curtain is the one separating the ChiComs from the West
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 12, 2018 06:45 PM (hMwEB)
My mistake
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 12, 2018 06:55 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:52 PM (0/+vJ)
Nuclear Annihilation is Trump's best protection.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 12, 2018 06:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2018 06:55 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2018 06:55 PM (wdmm9)
How could they possibly protect Trump if he goes to NK?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June
same way they do when he goes to visit the chinese - they cannot protect him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 12, 2018 06:55 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:55 PM (JFO2v)
Charles Payne mentioned the NK invite at the very end of his show. Lou hasn't said a word about it.
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:55 PM (Enq6K)
Think again. You're gonna get called out in public, and Trump will not pull his punches. At. All.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 06:55 PM (+CzJu)
hasn't been more out in the open considering what a loudmouth he's been?
Check the date. It was 20 years ago.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2018 06:55 PM (O5Q3r)
I do not trust the NK's to not try something against Trump. Let them meet again in some other country or let KJU come to the US first.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:56 PM (0/+vJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:52 PM (0/+vJ)
You know my successor, Mike Pence. He's not nice, like me.
Posted by: dagny at June 12, 2018 06:56 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Robert "Punchy" DeNiro at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (O5Q3r)
Sure thing, Punchy.
Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 12, 2018 06:57 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2018 06:57 PM (QLvwG)
FYI Arrington ran an ad on a hiking trail that ended with the lines "Let's tell Mark Sanford to take a hike, this time for real." Quality trolling.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 12, 2018 06:57 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Bobbi De Niro at June 12, 2018 06:57 PM (Tyii7)
How could they possibly protect Trump if he goes to NK?
_____________________
Put up a video feed of Mike Pence sitting in the WH with his finger hovering over the nuclear button? You know, just in case anything should happen to Trump . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2018 06:57 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2018 06:57 PM (wdmm9)
Trump. Let them meet again in some other country or let KJU come to the
US first.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:56 PM (0/+vJ)
Agreed; definitely have Kim visit us first. And take him to a basketball game. Thing is, he might not want to leave.
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:57 PM (a0IVu)
But hell...what do I know. Bizarro world.
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 06:57 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Rian Johnson at June 12, 2018 06:58 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 06:58 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 12, 2018 06:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:57 PM (a0IVu)
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Be weird if the Chairman defected and moved in with Dennis Rodman.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 12, 2018 06:59 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: Robert "Punchy" DeNiro at June 12, 2018 06:40 PM (O5Q3r)
Sure thing, Punchy.
Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 12, 2018 06:57 PM (NL6wI)
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My name is Robert or Bob.
OK Punchy.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 06:59 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:59 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: redsweater at June 12, 2018 06:31 PM (y4nJ/)
We've been asking that for days....keep getting the ole 'ask again later' from the ole Ouija board.
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 06:35 PM (Enq6K)
I don't know, quit bugging me.
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 06:59 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2018 06:54 PM (EoRCO)
Lets give Dr Kahn a big hand!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:59 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:00 PM (+CzJu)
Probably happened 20 years ago. This is the rusty lame crap that they've been holding to blackmail anyone who moves against the Deep State and for some reason it worked for ages.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2018 07:00 PM (rzeBH)
By the wife he's divorcing. Who did the same thing with him about 20 years ago. Sorry, the Sympathy Meter's busted, honey.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2018 07:00 PM (O5Q3r)
This Leila Lowfire intrigues me.
In checking her out I see she starred in some flick that translates as "Underwearlies". There is also a poster with her and some other chick that reads:
"Besser Als Sex: Die Unfuckable Tour"
I'm intrigued.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 07:00 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 12, 2018 07:00 PM (dEQP3)
Trump and Kim golfing at Mar-a-largo.
Pretty soon they'll be making prank phone calls and Kim will get a Twitter account and start trolling journalists.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 07:00 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: BluesFish at June 12, 2018 07:01 PM (rO/+A)
hasn't been more out in the open considering what a loudmouth he's been?
Check the date. It was 20 years ago.
Posted by: tu3031
Ah, I see.... You know you just can't make people do things against their will like you could back then, as Mr. Clinton says.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 12, 2018 07:01 PM (FTlwv)
I wanna see that buddy film. Highjinks of Un and Dennis, as they go on a road trip across America. Rodman shows him all the best places to buy weed. Un teaches him about Korean barbecue. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss $15 goodbye.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:01 PM (vDqXW)
Trump would be safe as kittens in North Korea.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 07:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Curly DeNiro at June 12, 2018 07:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 07:02 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:02 PM (+CzJu)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2018 06:57 PM (QLvwG)
Trump ought to tweet a picture of himself eating kimchi at Trump Tower.
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 07:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 12, 2018 07:02 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Roberta De Niro at June 12, 2018 07:03 PM (Tyii7)
This just in: Robert Mueller doesn't want to play Discovery with the Russians he frivolously indicted.
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:01 PM (vDqXW)
Unless he drops the charges he doesn't have much of a choice, does he?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 07:03 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 07:03 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2018 07:03 PM (QLvwG)
Trump would be safe as kittens in North Korea.
Posted by: JackStraw at June
well, they have had the pueblo for some time.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 12, 2018 07:03 PM (MTjB1)
Plus, I think Trump likes to take calculated risks. Compare to Bammy, who preferred to hide out in his jammies and let other people do the work.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 07:03 PM (k1TUh)
Orrrrrrrrr, Deniro is a washed-up Hollywood dumbass.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (rzeBH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 06:49 PM (0/+vJ)
Oh, do they ever!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (F5+ro)
is figuring out who his Friends, and who his enemies, are...
Even the ones who are supposed to be on his side.
Posted by: Don Q at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:59 PM (a0IVu)
Acosta
Get me a pad now!
Aid
What?
A maxi pad. A single mattress. Bench seat out of a 60s Nova.
Aid
What?
I am cramping bad.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (JFO2v)
Link to Virginia GOP primary results, if you are interested.
Early returns Freitas ahead in Senate GOP primary
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (FTlwv)
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not his type
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 07:03 PM (bUjCl)
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De Niro likes his girls under 14.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (pw+jk)
WOOO!!!
Posted by: Rian Johnson at June 12, 2018 06:58 PM (vDqXW)
Brick is a underrated stylistic thriller/mystery. It gave Joseph Gordon Levitt push and was his break out film.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (IdRpH)
This Leila Lowfire intrigues me.
In checking her out I see she starred in some flick that translates as "Underwearlies". There is also a poster with her and some other chick that reads:
"Besser Als Sex: Die Unfuckable Tour"
Joe Besser did porn?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (S6Pax)
Marie Harf is running her mouth about this Nork thing and Trump.
She needs something stuffed in her mouth.
I have just the thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (pw+jk)
O_O
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)
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The SS is NOT going to allow PDT to get into an unsafe situation. Period.
I once coordinated an event that had former President Bush 43 speaking for it. I was walking backstage and an idiot on the Tech crew made a crack about how he could probably hurt the President before being stopped from his position. As SS agent rapelled down from the ceiling beams and grabbed and cuffed the guy in about one second.
They do not screw around and are deadly serious about keeping their charges safe.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 12, 2018 07:02 PM (dKiJG)
You obviously haven't seen his wife.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (IdRpH)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (0jtPF)
Well everyone already knows he's think skinned but yeah, he's giving them what they want: attention, to be important. He handled Eminem perfectly, just dismissed him as if he didn't exist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 06:42 PM (39g3+)
They already had their attention. The media was all swoony about DeNiro saying "Fuck Trump."
I'll take Trump hitting back and having people laughing about him calling DeNiro "Punchy," over giving up territory on the battlefield like you would prefer.
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 07:06 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:01 PM (vDqXW)
Unless he drops the charges he doesn't have much of a choice, does he?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 07:03 PM (10vO4)
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This is the Deep State we're talking about. You sound unpatriotic--like you want Russia to win its cases and bring down the respect for the Special Counsel which is the Avatar of the Rule of Law!!!
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:06 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 07:06 PM (0/+vJ)
Joe Besser did porn?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (IqV8l)
I read that as Joy Behar..and shuddered.
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 07:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 12, 2018 07:06 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Octopussy at June 12, 2018 07:06 PM (PiSL4)
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at June 12, 2018 07:06 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 07:06 PM (fA1SL)
Juneteenth in the DPRK, or DPRKteenth.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2018 07:07 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: StarTrek Alien at June 12, 2018 07:07 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June
They do, Fen. But I find it shocking and disgusting. That should tell you how bad it really is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 07:07 PM (8O3HH)
By the wife he's divorcing. Who did the same thing with him about 20 years ago. Sorry, the Sympathy Meter's busted, honey.
_______________________
Rudy is supposed to be impotent. He had prostate cancer and chose a type of treatment that frequently causes impotence and incontinence, and he said publicly (or maybe it was one of the wives) years ago that he was indeed impotent. IIRC, the third wife, Judy or whatever, used his impotence as a kind of defense for her behavior in having an affair with him while he was still married to the second wife.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2018 07:07 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 07:07 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 07:08 PM (XlbwU)
They didn't play nice: they were supposed to refuse to go to trial so he'd get a free win. Instead they went to court and fought, and he's kinda lost since he didn't actually have a case prepared.
It gave Joseph Gordon Levitt push and was his break out film.
That guy is so talented and charismatic he was guaranteed to break out anyway. He was the lone good point (well that and Anne Hathaway on that bike) in the third Batman movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:08 PM (39g3+)
Marie Harf is running her mouth about this Nork thing and Trump.
She needs something stuffed in her mouth.
I have just the thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (8O3HH)
Dude, she literally has to shave. Have you seem her with the visible peach fuzz years ago. You might as well get blown by a trap.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:08 PM (IdRpH)
Posted by: freaked at June 12, 2018 07:08 PM (UdKB7)
*points to Melania, while Lil' Kim is visiting Mar-a-Lago*
PDT: "See that, Kim? That's what a free Western society will get you."
Lil' Kim: "Hory clap!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 07:08 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2018 07:08 PM (xQfPr)
Real imaginative, Bob. How many literary epics did you have to consider allusions to to come up with that one?
And yet, *his* crowd went wild.
Trump says "Wake up, Punchy".
That is sharp ridicule with a piquant aftertaste.
Advantage, Trump.
People are making memes as we speak.
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:08 PM (vDqXW)
Just as Rubio will always be Little Marco.
Trump sure knows branding.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 07:09 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:01 PM (vDqXW)
Unless he drops the charges he doesn't have much of a choice, does he?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
ALERT, Mueller caught with pants down
, Putin slams it home
Mueller 0
Putin 1
Next up, PDT
Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 07:09 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: Sam at June 12, 2018 07:09 PM (6mzcH)
She needs something stuffed in her mouth.
I have just the thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (8O3HH)
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If you dont mind telling her 'suck, do not blow'.
Posted by: BluesFish at June 12, 2018 07:10 PM (rO/+A)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 12, 2018 07:10 PM (FTlwv)
I read that as Joy Behar..and shuddered.
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 07:06 PM
Joy Behar did radio porn with McGruff the Crime Dog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 07:10 PM (IqV8l)
She needs something stuffed in her mouth.
I have just the thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 07:05 PM (8O3HH)
What could that be, pray tell? A dirty old sock, perchance?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 12, 2018 07:10 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2018 07:07 PM (EoRCO)
How about old leftover M16s. I bet we have millions. And 5.56 rounds. And MREs. Flood the country with guns and food.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 07:11 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hilton Head Rinos at June 12, 2018 07:11 PM (Tyii7)
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Interesting Picture - Dennis Rodman Meets With Tom Bossert The Last Refuge
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Thought he was canned by The Stache, Guess Not huh?
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 07:11 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker
That was an article on the sidebar but its dated 1998.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 07:11 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2018 07:11 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (QLvwG)
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
Giuliani has had an affair with everybody's married mother.
Well, except for mine.
I think.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (0jtPF)
Lil' Kim: "Hory clap!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
Mao screwed a new "girl" everyday that was chosen for him. They were young and like screwing the Emperor, it was a big deal to get screwed by Mao.
No doubt, if little rocket man wants to screw one of his slaves, it can be arranged. He married a dancer he picked out of a show.
Posted by: Sam at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (6mzcH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (IqV8l)
Pinch Porn.
Appropriate to this thread, it's a German porn speciality.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (ZSkht)
Lil' Kim: "Hory clap!
*****************
That's fucking hilarious, and probably dead on accurate too.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: reason at June 12, 2018 06:29 PM (sPO/s)
But you see, that's the genius of it. You don't tell people the whole story, you just allude to it and pique their curiosity (and perhaps conversations with others to find out what Trump meant).
That's much more effective than a bald statement. It's a commonly used technique in teaching. Lead students up close to the point, and then let them grasp the point for themselves. It really drives the point home for them, much more so than simply telling them the point.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (+CzJu)
Now he's not only POTUS but besties with Kim Jong Un. I knew I should have invested in popcorn futures.
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (pw+jk)
De Niro likes his girls like he likes his coffee.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 12, 2018 07:15 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 06:39 PM (a0IVu)
It would be great, but I don't see that happening. I think the best they would do would be a skybox above the court for security purposes.
Posted by: Bill R. at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (IuYIh)
Not anymore.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (+dsLj)
Backstory is that Mark Sanford was missing for weeks as governor of SC
and then claimed he had been hiking on the Appalachian trail. In fact,
he had been dicking his mistress in Argentina.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2018 06:28 PM (8rNrN)
Oh, yeah, THIS GUY. I remember him now. Four-star F***Head.
Like a 20-50w slippery.
Yeah, embarrass the hell out of him until he loses in November. Can't happen to a more deserving guy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2018 07:19 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Black & bitter? Like Micheal Obama?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 07:19 PM (9uM86)
De Niro likes his girls under 14.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 07:04 PM (pw+jk)
De Niro likes his girls like he likes his coffee.
Cold and bitter.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2018 07:20 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 12, 2018 06:59 PM (iQKgg)
That would be an awesome set-up for a *really* goofball buddy comedy.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2018 07:22 PM (Z48ZB)
You do the math
Posted by: Zombie Hannibal Lecter at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (n+6mJ)
Sooo, De Niro really *was* a pimp.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (rp9xB)
I used to think that. Not anymore. But still he does ignore some. But DeNiro hit hard and got a standing O. In the culture war, important to respond.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (H8QX8)
Biden asked about his creepy touchy handsy stuff.
Slow Joe will be destroyed before 2020.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 12, 2018 07:27 PM (0QYMt)
You do the math
Posted by: Zombie Hannibal Lecter at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (n+6mJ)
#MeToo will collect another skull.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 12, 2018 07:28 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (11H2y)
"Punchy" DeNiro.
He'll live out his days as "Punchy."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 06:54 PM (+CzJu)
Yep.
It is like DeNiro should just get it branded on his ass, like the NXIVM sex cult.
Because that is now and forever his new handle!
I can't wait for the meltdown in a public place. Should be delicious!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2018 07:35 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Zombie Everly Brothers at June 12, 2018 07:35 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2018 07:36 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Levitz at June 12, 2018 07:51 PM (RnjCM)
I can't stand that guy.
Posted by: squeakywheel at June 12, 2018 07:53 PM (F8Q/4)
Posted by: Concealedkerryorsubmitt at June 12, 2018 10:14 PM (kHv/o)
Posted by: Farmer at June 12, 2018 10:25 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at June 12, 2018 10:52 PM (wFDuq)
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Isn't Rudy supposed to be impotent (because of the prostate cancer or the treatment or something)?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2018 06:53 PM (fqUgw)
You don't need it in the hips if you got it in the lips.
Posted by: Colonel Angus at June 13, 2018 08:49 AM (+z0t8)
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