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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Edward Burne-Jones
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: dIb at June 15, 2018 09:20 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 09:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 15, 2018 09:21 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 15, 2018 09:21 AM (AM1GF)
White flecks of paint all over?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2018 09:21 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Caliban at June 15, 2018 09:21 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 09:22 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: bluebell at June 15, 2018 09:22 AM (oG1/h)
Posted by: dIb at June 15, 2018 09:22 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 09:22 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: RI Red at June 15, 2018 09:22 AM (I1V3o)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2018 09:22 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2018 09:22 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2018 09:21 AM (VM6ev)
Artist sneezed.
Posted by: Caliban at June 15, 2018 09:23 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - uneducated middle class lazy POS at June 15, 2018 09:23 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2018 09:23 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 15, 2018 09:23 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 09:23 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2018 09:23 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 09:23 AM (xkaSw)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 09:24 AM (2NqXo)
361 "...and Sarah Huckabee-Sanders is a national treasure.'
Yes she is. Glorious. The best.
If she can stand it, I'd like her to stay there for the next 6+
years. She manages those whining toddlers about as well as is possible
short of bannings.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 15, 2018 09:13 AM (H8S+R)
Yes. Acosta asked the same question "how can PDT tear children form
their parents arms." In his whiney voice about 20 times and she gave the
same answer. Then she said 'apparently you can't understand a simple
sentence.' Lol. Of course someone yelled "cheap shot!". Like thats not
what they all do. Cheap shots. UGH!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 15, 2018 09:19 AM (2CQCl)
I like that when she calls him out for being dumber than an Ohio Retard, they say that that is beyond the pale.
Pearl clutching and fainting couch worthy.
Hey fellas, did any of you read that IG report...... yourselves?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 15, 2018 09:24 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2018 09:21 AM (VM6ev)
Uh...yeah. Sure.
Posted by: Official Obama Portrait Artist at June 15, 2018 09:24 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 15, 2018 09:24 AM (1lws6)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 09:22 AM (2NqXo)
He had to borrow his sister sandals
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2018 09:24 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2018 09:24 AM (BWL+E)
Hey, is that you, bluebell?
Posted by: RI Red at June 15, 2018 09:25 AM (I1V3o)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 09:25 AM (/tuJf)
The girl is super hot up to the hips and then there's more torso than makes physical sense before we get to the rib cage, boobs, face, and arms and she's hot again.
It's got an almost-Deco feel to it, I'm not sure it's technically beaux arts. I'm going to guess 1890.
Also, why is her hat made out of snakes?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 09:25 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 09:23 AM
Could be worse. Could be a seagull looking for a snack.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 09:25 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:26 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2018 09:26 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:26 AM (xB7/1)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 09:27 AM (o0mD3)
Antar Daralhaj, 20, is facing a number of charges including assault and battery of high and aggravated nature. The shooting happened on Saturday at the Obama gas station on Farrow Road.
Daralhaj was an employee at the Obama gas station at the time of the incident. Police say he and a male customer were arguing about an overcharge for a gas purchase.
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Obama, is there nothing he can't do? I mean, I knew he was an emetic but I didn't know about the gas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 09:27 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 15, 2018 09:27 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Lester at June 15, 2018 09:27 AM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 15, 2018 09:27 AM (S8dD6)
Could be worse. Could be his sister's crocs.
Posted by: JackStraw
Looks like he borrowed her eye liner.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:27 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2018 09:27 AM (bUjCl)
"Nothing to see here, Merlin."
Posted by: RI Red at June 15, 2018 09:28 AM (I1V3o)
Posted by: Deplorable Chick at June 15, 2018 09:28 AM (9laXR)
Hey, is that you, bluebell?
Posted by: RI Red at June 15, 2018 09:25 AM (I1V3o)
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Well, depending on how my hair wants to behave from day to day it sometimes could look like it has snakes in it, but that ain't me.
Posted by: bluebell at June 15, 2018 09:28 AM (rhdgT)
Posted by: Merlin at June 15, 2018 09:28 AM (o0mD3)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:28 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:26 AM (xB7/1)
tell me which art is not
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2018 09:28 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: sinalco at June 15, 2018 09:29 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2018 09:29 AM (gdP3k)
Posted by: Netflix Management at June 15, 2018 09:29 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 15, 2018 09:29 AM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 09:29 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 09:29 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2018 09:30 AM (gdP3k)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2018 09:30 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 09:30 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 15, 2018 09:30 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: RI Red at June 15, 2018 09:30 AM (I1V3o)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:26 AM (xB7/1)
tell me which art is not
Posted by: runner
Art Linkletter.
Off my lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:30 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 09:31 AM (o0mD3)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:31 AM (xB7/1)
Who holds their hand like that.
Witless Art Review- A of Rudolph Valentino and his long waisted script girl in grey and brown.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 15, 2018 09:32 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 09:32 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 15, 2018 09:32 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Requires signed, active consent every step of the way.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:32 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: Merlin' Joe at June 15, 2018 09:32 AM (vDqXW)
Today's (6-14-201
worldwide news finally revealed that FBI unauthorized release of errors made by FBI Director Comey were totally wrong several days prior to the 2016 elections. As a result the wrong person became president in 2016.What options does the United States have to make things wright at this time?
A. Revoke the Trump presidency and move him out of the White House.
B. Swear in the first female president of the U.S. with an obligation to assume the office of the U.S. presidency ASAP.
C. Process any criminal charges against Donald J. Trump via the special prosecutor prior to A and B above.
D. Before replacing Donald J. Trump, compel him or his legal team, to produce his tax records as requested by America and the special prosecutor.
E. Indite President Donald J. Trump to be interviewed by the special prosecutor prior to A above.
F. Force Congress to vote for or against all of the above actions immediately.
G. Mandate a new election for the president's office ASAP.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - uneducated middle class lazy POS at June 15, 2018 09:32 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: RI Red at June 15, 2018 09:30 AM (I1V3o)
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That's the shiv talking. Anyone can be beguiling if they have a shiv.
Posted by: bluebell at June 15, 2018 09:32 AM (rhdgT)
Anyone else seeing a lot of "paisley" in that painting?
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:32 AM (xB7/1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2018 09:30 AM (gdP3k)
Oh, great. Eel snot is some pretty slimy stuff.
Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2018 09:32 AM (0+nbW)
It is a hallmark of finer people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Who holds their hand like that.
MS-13 throwing gang sign.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: runner
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Art of the Deal?
Posted by: Axeman
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Linkletter? Garfunkel?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (gdP3k)
I applaud what Trump does. I applaud the sensibilities he offends (because they need to be offended). I applaud the applecarts he upends.
I do not worship the man.
Unlike Presdint Peace Prize, I do not ascribe any divinity or saintliness to Trump, or any mystical powers, because he walks the Earth.
Fuck the 'Trump Cult' nonsense.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (oVJmc)
Then there's us. Separating children from families is horrible. Only Nazis do that.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (6AOUI)
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (xB7/1)
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Cockroach stomping feet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Grape stompers.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 15, 2018 09:33 AM (KP5rU)
The Worst Spell In Years - alimerick
She played to his own superstitions
'Til he'd lost almost all his volition
She acted like a floozy
And he got all weak and woozy
It's Merlin, the cross-eyed magician
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2018 09:34 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2018 09:34 AM (bUjCl)
F. Force Congress to vote for or against all of the above actions immediately.
G. Mandate a new election for the president's office ASAP.
On what planet do these people live?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2018 09:34 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 09:35 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 15, 2018 09:35 AM (EyPfd)
Mazdas look really fun to drive but I've heard they can be more expensive to maintain/repair?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 09:00 AM (hMwEB)
It was a blast to drive. I've barely had to do any repairs on them. I had the master brake cylinder leak on my mazda tribute at 4 years, and that was the only repair on it. it lasted 11 years and 175k miles before I got rid of it.
the mazda 3 lasted 6 years and 186k miles before the flooding got it. only had to change the rear brake disks at 120k - front was still good when it died, I LOVE a stick shift...
not sure if I was lucky or not, but 2 totally different models separated by 11 years seems like a good track record.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 15, 2018 09:35 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2018 09:28 AM (bUjCl)
King Art, who the very same Merlin served.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 15, 2018 09:35 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: BignJames
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One man's slimy stuff is another man's hair dressing.
Posted by: The Brylcreme Co. at June 15, 2018 09:35 AM (kXPT5)
What options does the United States have to make things wright at this time?
A. Revoke the Trump presidency and move him out of the White House.
...
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - uneducated middle class lazy POS at June 15, 2018 09:32 AM (jxbfJ)
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That's what I was saying in the Morning thread, Comey's "mistake" is the only one that needs to be amended forthwith.
Meanwhile every judgment call that they made that Horowitz considers imprudent, is simply "mistakes were made". Gave the suspects counsel immunity? Mistakes were made. Didn't record the interview? Mistakes were made.
Posted by: Merlin' Joe at June 15, 2018 09:35 AM (vDqXW)
And what was that bit on the ONT? I leave for twenty-five minutes to tramp the hill and when I get back you're all frolicking on some nude beach with Miley's mother and a bag of bagels.
Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 09:35 AM (xkaSw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2018 09:36 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2018 09:30 AM (gdP3k)
When I was a kid my Eyetalian grandmother lived with us. Came home form school and she had live eels in the bathtub. Could bring them home from the fish market in a wet burlap sack. That was a cool day.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 15, 2018 09:36 AM (2CQCl)
That anomaly in this painting just pulls me out of the story; and I actually like the period overall.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2018 09:36 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2018 09:36 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 09:36 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
Today's (6-14-201 worldwide news finally revealed that FBI unauthorized release of errors made by FBI Director Comey were totally wrong several days prior to the 2016 elections. As a result the wrong person became president in 2016.
What options does the United States have to make things wright at this time?
A. Revoke the Trump presidency and move him out of the White House.
B. Swear in the first female president of the U.S. with an obligation to assume the office of the U.S. presidency ASAP.
C. Process any criminal charges against Donald J. Trump via the special prosecutor prior to A and B above.
D. Before replacing Donald J. Trump, compel him or his legal team, to produce his tax records as requested by America and the special prosecutor.
E. Indite President Donald J. Trump to be interviewed by the special prosecutor prior to A above.
F. Force Congress to vote for or against all of the above actions immediately.
G. Mandate a new election for the president's office ASAP.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Let me guess. You live in Colorado or another pot friendly state?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:37 AM (PWDHh)
F. Force Congress to vote for or against all of the above actions immediately.
G. Mandate a new election for the president's office ASAP.
On what planet do these people live?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2018 09:34 AM (BWL+E)
Sadly, seacoast area of NH where I live. I know, I need to move to friendly territory. Just waiting for the kid to finish college where she then wants to move to San Antonio area.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - uneducated middle class lazy POS at June 15, 2018 09:37 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 09:37 AM (2NqXo)
Like, Monty Python and the Holy Grail could basically be an actual story, if it were not for the anachronisms.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 15, 2018 09:37 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:37 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 15, 2018 09:37 AM (Boy/L)
Anybody else think that Merlin here looks like Joaquin Phoenix?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2018 09:38 AM (G+x7t)
Then there's us. Separating children from families is horrible. Only Nazis do that.
Posted by: Les Kinetic
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Unless it's Elian Gonzalez...at gunpoint.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2018 09:38 AM (kXPT5)
Crazy, crazy Friday here at the HQ. Punch-drunk Morons commenting all over the map.
And
what was that bit on the ONT? I leave for twenty-five minutes to tramp
the hill and when I get back you're all frolicking on some nude beach
with Miley's mother and a bag of bagels.
Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 09:35 AM (xkaSw)
And valurite.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - uneducated middle class lazy POS at June 15, 2018 09:38 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 15, 2018 09:38 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: creeper
Hey! She hit that nude beach nude and when bounding all over. Being Morons and all, we HAD to follow.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:38 AM (PWDHh)
I did as his local affiliate told me and sent it to EIB headquarters in NYC (and yes, it was the correct address).
Oh well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2018 09:39 AM (ptqGC)
That's it ... Zero.
I'm a man-whore ... but I'm not tapping any chic with snakes in her hair.
That shit's weird.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 09:39 AM (fiGNd)
You never know when the ONT you missed is gonna be epic.
Is Miley's mom hot?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 09:39 AM (fuK7c)
Beguine the begin?
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Begging the benign ?
Beaning the beam ?
Beaming the Gin..wait, that is not right ...
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2018 09:39 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: DaveA at June 15, 2018 09:39 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 09:39 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:40 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 15, 2018 09:40 AM (2CQCl)
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Now, is this presidential? Insulting a law enforcement agency filled with dedicated people.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 09:40 AM (+y/Ru)
So, from 1964s My Fair Lady," the Ascot Gavotte:
https://tinyurl.com/ybdx4kcn
And here is the dress Audrey Hepburn wore:
https://tinyurl.com/y8s59r24
Bring me a woman dressed like that and I would die of (oddly enough) happiness.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2018 09:40 AM (kqsXK)
Libs: The IG report came out and reading only the summary totally clears Hillary and the FBI, ignore all the detail--because it's above your paygrade!! We will put our fingers in our ears and call you conspiracy theorists if you have any problem with it that the executive summary didn't!
Libs: Our country is even more *deeply* divided. Trump's fault.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 09:40 AM (vDqXW)
If it makes you feel any better, Ace's copy is still living under my bed and getting jiggy with the dust bunnies.
Posted by: bluebell at June 15, 2018 09:40 AM (rhdgT)
Lets vote for the candidate who was either too stupid to understand how the classification system worked, or was so crooked that she felt like breaking the law.
Won't it be great to have Bill '#MeToo' Clinton back in the White House.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 15, 2018 09:41 AM (EyPfd)
Is Miley's mom hot?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Had to be. She was 70. Nude. On a nude beach.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:41 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2018 09:41 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 15, 2018 09:41 AM (rdl6o)
Then there's us. Separating children from families is horrible. Only Nazis do that.
Posted by: Les Kinetic
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Unless it's Elian Gonzalez...at gunpoint.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2018 09:38 AM (kXPT5)
Seems like Smantha Bee got the Memo first with her Feckless Cvnt diatribe and now the press has been beating this for about two weeks.
Didn't the Pope also touch on this.
So this is the new plank for the Dem platform for November?
Coordinated much?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 15, 2018 09:41 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:41 AM (xB7/1)
It's one thing to view your nude beloved in private through a prism of love or lust, let's face it, 99% of the population should not be seen with no clothes on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2018 09:41 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Merlin' Joe
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It's the Comey apologia for Hillary, all over again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2018 09:41 AM (2YhrB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2018 09:39 AM (ptqGC)
Did you mak it Cuban Cigars?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 15, 2018 09:40 AM (2CQCl)
Hmmm. I should have marked it "Contains Apple Products."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (ptqGC)
I'm a man-whore ... but I'm not tapping any chic with snakes in her hair.
That shit's weird.
=
just keep looking down, don't pay attention to the snakes
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2018 09:38 AM (G+x7t)
Now that you mention it, yes.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (o0mD3)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (xkaSw)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 09:00 AM (hMwEB)
It was a blast to drive. I've barely had to do any repairs on them. I had the master brake cylinder leak on my mazda tribute at 4 years, and that was the only repair on it. it lasted 11 years and 175k miles before I got rid of it.
the mazda 3 lasted 6 years and 186k miles before the flooding got it. only had to change the rear brake disks at 120k - front was still good when it died, I LOVE a stick shift...
not sure if I was lucky or not, but 2 totally different models separated by 11 years seems like a good track record.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 15, 2018
*
*
The Mazda 6 is a fantastically styled sedan . . . but it only had 180 hp. C'mon, people, 200+ is entry-level these days.
That said, they are reputed to be fun to drive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (+y/Ru)
Libs: We live in a DIVIDED country.
Libs: The IG report came out and reading only the summary totally
clears Hillary and the FBI, ignore all the detail--because it's above
your paygrade!! We will put our fingers in our ears and call you
conspiracy theorists if you have any problem with it that the executive
summary didn't!
Libs: Our country is even more *deeply* divided. Trump's fault.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 09:40 AM (vDqXW)
Only Ohio Retards read past the summary.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Hadrian
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Man, did I ever learn that lesson.
Posted by: Ottoman man at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (2YhrB)
Great art pic, CBD!!!
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (hMwEB)
Is the figure on the right really fey or is that supposed to be a woman? Look at the neck. Yikes!
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (iys0/)
I did as his local affiliate told me and sent it to EIB headquarters in NYC (and yes, it was the correct address).
Oh well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
See if you can get an email address for Snerdly.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (PWDHh)
I would think a Magician would invent some kind of lock on his spell-book. Maybe a four-digit code.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (fiGNd)
Oh no, Jane! That's too bad. I'm sorry. It was so good of you to try.
If it makes you feel any better, Ace's copy is still living under my bed and getting jiggy with the dust bunnies.
Posted by: bluebell at June 15, 2018 09:40 AM (rhdgT)
*lightbulb* I could send my copy to Mueller!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (ptqGC)
Yeah. Back in the 70s...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:41 AM (xB7/1)
Why would I watch slow, no contact, turf Hockey when I can just watch hockey?
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: runner
No. Though the personages do blend together if you stare at them too long. She may or may not have been the/a Lady of the Lake, depending on the source.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (AM1GF)
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself do that.
Posted by: Carly Simon at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (fuK7c)
Dedicated to their own retirement packages.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 09:44 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 09:44 AM (o0mD3)
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 09:44 AM (OyyDO)
Soccer: hit on the shin, roll around in agony.
Hockey: head torn off, get it sewn back on, miss a shift.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2018 09:44 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at June 15, 2018 09:44 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2018 09:44 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:44 AM (7LY+6)
Open Borders might prove them right.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 09:44 AM (Ncyf9)
So Jordan Peterson wouldn't work out there.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2018 09:45 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:41 AM (xB7/1)
You should see the local fields on Sundays....more Mexicans than Juarez.
Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2018 09:45 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2018 09:41 AM (BWL+E)
I'm willing to look at 99% of the 'Ettes with no clothes on ... right now ... for free.
For artistic study.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 09:45 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 09:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:46 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 09:45 AM (fiGNd)
What are you doing here? I thought you banned yourself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2018 09:46 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 15, 2018 09:46 AM (rdl6o)
Soccer would be watchable if they reduced the field by 30% and made the goals five feet wider and two feet taller.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 09:46 AM (o0mD3)
Makes for short conversations.
Pretty much limited to "Fuck you!"
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:46 AM (PWDHh)
Yeah, and they leave the fields littered with trash.
They're pigs. Deport them all back to their own country.
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:47 AM (xB7/1)
Usual suspects' hair totally on fire. Icing on the cake was PDT coming out on the north lawn, ignoring the Fake Newz media and giving an unexpected 1/2 hour presser to Stammerin' Steve Doocy.
Bwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2018 09:47 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 09:47 AM (fiGNd)
Schrodinger's bint?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Sword distributorship.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:47 AM (PWDHh)
Demon looking guy knows better than to answer that honestly.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 15, 2018 09:47 AM (9BLnV)
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You will be made to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 09:47 AM (+y/Ru)
Yeah. Back in the 70s...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (7LY+6)
It will be huge when we finally convert to the Metric system (also a 70s thing).
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 15, 2018 09:48 AM (aVYsC)
Soccer: hit on the shin, roll around in agony.
Hockey: head torn off, get it sewn back on, miss a shift.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2018 09:44 AM (BWL+E)
https://youtu.be/9HxzLEqI-qE
Warning: NSFW!!!
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 09:48 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:48 AM (7LY+6)
Schrodinger's bint?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Sword distributorship.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:47 AM (PWDHh)
Strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 15, 2018 09:48 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson Merlin at June 15, 2018 09:48 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (7LY+6)
This picture would make one Hell of a 70s Van Mural.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 09:49 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 09:30 AM (2NqXo)
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I'll give it a go!
Posted by: Flash Gordon at June 15, 2018 09:49 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 09:49 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 15, 2018 09:49 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:49 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 15, 2018 09:50 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 09:30 AM (2NqXo)
Do you want to get your hand out?
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 09:50 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 15, 2018 09:50 AM (S8dD6)
"The firing of McCabe denied him and his family of his pension!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2018 09:50 AM (ptqGC)
Well, that saves Barack from some discomfort, am I right?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 15, 2018 09:50 AM (Boy/L)
Don't be too quick about the "no contact" thing.
*(obscure 2006 world cup reference. worth looking up).
Posted by: Zinedine Zidane at June 15, 2018 09:50 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
******
So, she's the heiress to the Wrigley family fortune?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2018 09:51 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Merlin' Joe
Incinerate children at Waco? Mistakes were made.
Kill an unarmed mother and child at Ruby Ridge? Mistakes were made
Some dancing fool shoots another patron at a bar? he tried to cut in.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 09:51 AM (rDwsX)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 09:46 AM (o0mD3)
I think that snipers should be allowed in the 2nd half if there is no score, tied or only a point separates the teams. And the shots can only be fatal in World Cup qualifying matches or the World Cup itself. You know, pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 15, 2018 09:51 AM (9BLnV)
Let's not be too hasty.
Posted by: JackStraw
Compared the the clusterf*** we have now, it might constitute an improvement...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 15, 2018 09:51 AM (AM1GF)
"we covered up a lot of Hillary crimes, and we made a few mistakes in letting the public find out we were dirty cops"
As noted earlier, the real investigators don't get advanced, it is the lawyers that cover up the tracks (of the cover ups) that get advanced.
Comey ... just a lawyer, never a "Law Man". In a Louis L'Amour book, Comey would be the villain, taken down by the hero with the fast hand and quick thinking. But Comey extols himself as on a mission from gawd (wrong god). No Jimmy, you're just a lying schmuck advancing by humping Hillary's leg.
(imo Comey only exposed Hillary late because the NY agents threatened to expose what he covered up in the Weiner laptop ... though others say he thought she'd win and was trying to clear her for after she was prezzie)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 15, 2018 09:52 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 09:52 AM (fiGNd)
Welp, the cookbook I sent to Rush AGES AGO, arrived in our mail last night, the box unopened, and marked "Return to Sender."
I did as his local affiliate told me and sent it to EIB headquarters in NYC (and yes, it was the correct address).
Oh well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
See if you can get an email address for Snerdly.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (PWDHh)
Celebs probably have a policy of never accepting packages in the mail/UPS etc. Smart, I'd say.
Probably better to do it as a gift certificate for the book from Amazon, if they offer that option.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2018 09:52 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 09:52 AM (o0mD3)
Posted by: Shit Confucius Said After He'd Been Drinking, vol III at June 15, 2018 09:52 AM (onc1L)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 09:46 AM (o0mD3)
I don't think the field needs to be smaller, I think there are too many people on the field for interesting things to happen. Take off one player on each team so players have a little more room to do something with the ball.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 15, 2018 09:52 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:52 AM (xB7/1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (G+x7t)
Oh yay! the used car topic continues!
Keep it coming peeps.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 09:53 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 09:53 AM (8ikIW)
That said, they are reputed to be fun to drive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (G+x7t)
I have a newer 6 with a manual 6 speed. Its pretty quick. I argued with the dealer that 185 HP was feeble, but he said just drive it before you say anything. He was right, its quick. Great car, no issues at all, roomy inside, retarded good MPG, and drives great.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2018 09:53 AM (9Om/r)
I prefer hardwood, myself, but I wouldn't mind being trapped in a bush right about now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2018 09:53 AM (kqsXK)
Same for my luggage?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:44 AM (7LY+6)
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1-2-3-4?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2018 09:54 AM (+F0Wk)
"The firing of McCabe denied him and his family of his pension!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2018 09:50 AM (ptqGC)
It takes a murdering RINO and the Low IQ offspring of a major league jooooo hater to worry about the future cash flow of a dickweed who was fired with cause.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 15, 2018 09:54 AM (y7DUB)
*(obscure 2006 world cup reference. worth looking up).
Posted by: Zinedine Zidane at June 15, 2018 09:50 AM (fuK7c)
That was the most contact in a soccer game in a decade. But for Hockey, that would have just been "Tuesday."
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 15, 2018 09:54 AM (mk7Bj)
Funny you mention that. Local fields are often used by local youth baseball. Place is left neat, everything put up, etc.
Sunday soccer leaves beer cans, cigarette butts, trash everywhere, and tire tracks thru landscaping...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:54 AM (7LY+6)
Kill an unarmed mother and child at Ruby Ridge? Mistakes were made
Some dancing fool shoots another patron at a bar? he tried to cut in.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 09:51 AM (rDwsX)
Oh my.
For those of you aggravated about yesterday's report ... do yourself a favor. Don't start researching Ruby Ridge.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 09:54 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Merlin' Joe
Incinerate children at Waco? Mistakes were made.
Kill an unarmed mother and child at Ruby Ridge? Mistakes were made
Some dancing fool shoots another patron at a bar? he tried to cut in.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 09:51 AM (rDwsX)
_________
'Mistakes were made' is a very important excuse. It's dear to me and my fellow Democrats. We must preserve it for the future.
I know when I marry some Liberal Soy-Cuck I'll need to use it every time Paolo visits
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 15, 2018 09:54 AM (S8dD6)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 09:54 AM (hMwEB)
You know how many boxes of feces-smeared hate letters Rush must receive from these deranged leftists.
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:55 AM (xB7/1)
Posted by: Shit Confucius Said After He'd Been Drinking, vol III at June 15, 2018 09:52 AM (onc1L)
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I propose a study to find out why. Where do I get my grant?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2018 09:55 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 15, 2018 09:51 AM (9BLnV)
If Murder isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong questions.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 15, 2018 09:55 AM (WDCYi)
Hilarious.
btw, I want a cookie for guessing the painting's date within 15 years.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (fuK7c)
For those of you aggravated about yesterday's report ... do yourself a favor. Don't start researching Ruby Ridge.
Posted by: ScoggDog
Start with Waco first!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (hMwEB)
That would make it even slower in my opinion.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (o0mD3)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
For a kids league that's pretty hard core.
Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (8ikIW)
Dang it. Now I've got to read up about Ruby Ridge.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:43 AM (7LY+6)
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When the leisure suit seemed like a good choice.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (vDqXW)
For those of you aggravated about yesterday's report ... do yourself a favor. Don't start researching Ruby Ridge.
Posted by: ScoggDog
Start with Waco first!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (PWDHh)
Sure - if you want blood shooting out of your ears.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:57 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 09:57 AM (xkaSw)
score, tied or only a point separates the teams. And the shots can only
be fatal in World Cup qualifying matches or the World Cup itself. You
know, pour encourager les autres.
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I think a good sport for Morons is 'Aussie Rules' football. Have not been able to find it on any antenna channels recently, but it was fascinating to watch.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2018 09:57 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (H8S+R)
You ain't gonna' like it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 09:58 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog
Start with Waco first!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (PWDHh)
Sure - if you want blood shooting out of your ears.
Posted by: ScoggDog
The saddest part is that the notion that peasants can be murdered by law enforcement with impunity spans decades.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 09:58 AM (rDwsX)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 15, 2018 09:58 AM (7LY+6)
Consumer Reports doesn't know dick about anything.
CNET is another fraud "tech expert" reviewer.
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 09:58 AM (xB7/1)
I'm a man-whore ... but I'm not tapping any chic with snakes in her hair.
That shit's weird.
Posted by: ScoggDog
_________________
I'M SNAKE FREE BIG BOY,, COME ON UP AND SEE ME SOME TIME. JUS DON'T BRING FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 15, 2018 09:58 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 15, 2018 09:58 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2018 09:58 AM (m45I2)
If brains were dynamite Jim Acosta couldn't blow his nose.
The poor dear is genuinely stupid.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 15, 2018 09:58 AM (nBr1j)
That and finishing with a Counter-Clockwise swirl.
Posted by: Jerry at June 15, 2018 09:58 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 09:59 AM (2NqXo)
I'm wondering how anyone can spin Hillary's IT guy, "Lied his ass off!",
to Agent 1? I thought if you lied to the FBI, you're charged with a
crime? Something is amiss!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 15, 2018 09:46 AM (rdl6o)
This a big opne to me.
Ask for the 302's on said meeting. See what they say and why that guy is not getting the Manfort/Flynn treatment.
Maybe that guy could be called before congress to tell his story?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 15, 2018 09:59 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: @votermom
They have a tendency to weigh the amount of airbags/safety features the car has.
They also like to pick cars as a "Best Buy" that 4 years down the line they tell you not to buy used
Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 09:59 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (o0mD3)
More scoring happens in 4v4 Hockey. Same principle. It's harder for the good players to get double teams without leaving someone else wide open.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 15, 2018 09:59 AM (mk7Bj)
====
But nothing came out of that Singapore Summit they said
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 15, 2018 09:59 AM (y3aQB)
I like the white lab coat the refs where. Sort of reinforces the idea that Aussie Rules Football is an insane lab project gone wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 10:00 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (hMwEB)
__________
Which cars are you considering?
They used to be good, five years ago, but I haven't used them recently.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 15, 2018 10:00 AM (S8dD6)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
For a kids league that's pretty hard core.
Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (8ikIW)
But, the worst thing was all the sex toys and condoms the kids' parents left lying around. And some of the kids, too.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 15, 2018 10:00 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 10:00 AM (vDqXW)
If you are thinking about a specific model, ask a tow truck driver and a decent mechanic.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:01 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 15, 2018 09:59 AM (y3aQB)
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But two men entered.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 10:01 AM (vDqXW)
Should I trust Consumer Reports ratings on used cars?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (hMwEB)
Prolly your best bet.
Back in the day, they were pretty honest and didn't take advert $$ from Companies they review. So they were working for the subscribers not the advertisers. Don't know if that is still true.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 15, 2018 10:01 AM (ymnmz)
they forbade the routine ripping out of spines.
No, wait. If they awarded points for the actual ripping out of spines.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 15, 2018 10:01 AM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 15, 2018 10:01 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Blue Hen
Where Koresh fucked up was, he called a cease fire and let the ATF get there dead and wounded.
Fuck that. Attack me? Those bodies'll lay until the buzzards have had their fill.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 10:01 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 15, 2018 09:59 AM (mk7Bj)
The rink size is conducive to that. Double the rink size and the scoring would be reduced.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 10:02 AM (o0mD3)
Posted by: JTB at June 15, 2018 10:02 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 15, 2018 09:59 AM (mk7Bj)
I don't think professional hockey is necessarily much longer for the world.
Lawyers are ginning up to drop a massive concussion lawsuit on the NHL just like they did the NFL.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 15, 2018 10:02 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:02 AM (Ncyf9)
BREAKING: Trump says North Korea has already started to return remains of missing US troops from Korean War.
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But nothing came out of that Singapore Summit they said
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 15, 2018 09:59 AM (y3aQB)
Can we haz Pueblo?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 15, 2018 10:02 AM (ymnmz)
Soccer's not gay enough we have to talk figure skating?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 10:02 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:01 AM (Ncyf9)
looking at with their reliability per model year list
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:02 AM (hMwEB)
they forbade the routine ripping out of spines.
No, wait. If they awarded points for the actual ripping out of spines.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 15, 2018 10:01 AM (H8S+R)
If there's no killing, why are men even playing it?
Leave that "no deaths allowed" shit to the women's leagues.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 15, 2018 10:03 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Trudeau's escaping eyebrow at June 15, 2018 10:03 AM (IOaKQ)
Tow truck drivers definitely know which cars to avoid. All day long they are doing market research.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:03 AM (Ncyf9)
Social Justice Earth Firsters is their new evaluation method.
Been that way for at least two years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 15, 2018 10:04 AM (EyPfd)
Consumer Reports doesn't know dick about anything.
This.
I remember looking at their reviews of popular cars in the late Eighties. They failed the Chevrolet Corvette because of body rust problems.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 15, 2018 10:04 AM (r9UYA)
>>Should I trust Consumer Reports ratings on used cars?
If you are thinking about a specific model, ask a tow truck driver and a decent mechanic.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:01 AM (Ncyf9)
This is also true. The mechanic might say don't get tot pre 2010 models, cause crappy engine. Replaced it with a bulletproof one in 2011models. or something like that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 15, 2018 10:04 AM (ymnmz)
It was played by hot, topless women.
Posted by: garrett
Naw. They'd run for maybe five minutes, and then slap the crap outta the fans when it really started to hurt.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 10:04 AM (rDwsX)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:04 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: JuJuBee
And sheep are descended from Scotsmen.
And goats are descended from muzzies.
Didn't need no fancy tests to tell you that.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 10:04 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)
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Three boys were walking down the street, when a woman in a trench coat steps out from an alley, and flashes them. Two of the boys just stand and stare, but the third turns tail and runs.
Later that day, the two boys meet up with the third. "Why did you run?" they ask.
"Well, my Mom told me that if I ever saw a naked woman, I'd turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard!"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2018 10:05 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 15, 2018 10:00 AM (S8dD6)
My wishlist:
reliable (no money pits)
less than 10 years old (so I can do uber/lyft on the side)
5 seatbelts
hatchback or suv type (so it's easier to transport my standard poodle)
so basically I am going to start by looking at hondas and toyotas
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:05 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 10:05 AM (8ikIW)
Nah - by then it will have dissolved into a Pillow Fight / Makeout Practice session.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:05 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: Gov. Mark Sanford at June 15, 2018 10:05 AM (fuK7c)
*******
They ran it at double speed with "Yakkity Sax" playing on the soundtrack..
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2018 10:05 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)
Which cars are you considering?
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 15, 2018 10:00 AM (S8dD6)
My wishlist:
reliable (no money pits)
less than 10 years old (so I can do uber/lyft on the side)
5 seatbelts
hatchback or suv type (so it's easier to transport my standard poodle)
so basically I am going to start by looking at hondas and toyotas
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:05 AM (hMwEB)
That would be a sound starting point.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 15, 2018 10:06 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Tom Brady at June 15, 2018 10:06 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 10:07 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 15, 2018 10:07 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 15, 2018 10:07 AM (y7DUB)
he seems ok so I may ask him if he can inspect a car before I buy it
I don't know any tow truck drivers though
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:08 AM (hMwEB)
Yeah, I'm aware of the FBI setup and ambush. Horrible "law enforcement".
I was just funnin' on the dare of suggesting to the Horde not do do something. It's like saying, "Don't stick a fork in the outlet," or "Don't stick your d*** in crazy." But of course we are going to stick our forks and d*** in things. How do you stop our inner scorpion?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 15, 2018 10:08 AM (H8S+R)
but we dealt with that mistake, and sent a message to future whistle blowers ... "see what happens?"
"Mistakes were Made" when Mueller delivered uranium to the Russians, and opened the door to help Russia gain global control of uranium supplies. But we covered that up for Hillary, and are now fixing it by taking down Trump. Thanks Mueller ... thanks Wray, for burying your "mistakes" .... deny deny deny. to the very end.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 15, 2018 10:08 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2018 10:09 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2018 10:09 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2018 10:09 AM (MIKMs)
It's an Entwife!
Posted by: Treebeard at June 15, 2018 10:09 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2018 10:09 AM (MIKMs)
She is a smart cookie!
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:10 AM (hMwEB)
The previous generation Accord, a 2013 example of which sits in the driveway, is frankly a revelation in handling dynamics. I'd put it to the test in a rapidly decreasing radius turn, decelerating from 75 mph to 5 mph in the process.
This turn causes most other cars into the typical front-wheel drive "understeer", or "push", which is a loss of traction at the front wheels....the car will scuff wide of the turn, even with the steering wheel put over to full right lock.
But not the Accord. It's also a 185 hp unit, but the power flows through a Constant Variable Transmission, which I didn't think I'd like, but I do.
I've since learned that Formula One outlawed the CVT... because it worked too well, and gave an "unfair" advantage to the cars that used it.
Though I haven't yet driven one myself, both Car & Driver and Road & Track magazines give rave reviews as to the handling and driveablity of the the new 2018 Accord.
I'd have to drive on in a head-to-head match against a Mazda 6, but it'd be a worthwhile effort.
Both are fine, fun cars. The Honda though, reigns supreme in terms of resale value.
As an aside, it'd be worth looking at a 2018 Camry, too. Seems Toyota has rediscovered the concept of a "driver's car", and is making them with a bit of zing these days, compared to the "dependable, excitement-less mobile appliance" nature of all previous Camrys.
But if you want to go to the sexy end of the spectrum....everything that Alfa is making these days is just smoking hot automotive beautifulness.
And Alfa's wee roadster is nothing less than a Miata with some styling changes and a bit of Alfa engineering thrown into the mix.
Best of both worlds?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2018 10:11 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2018 10:09 AM (MIKMs)
Also not worth the immediate drop in value as you drive a new car off the lot... Smart kid you got!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 15, 2018 10:11 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 15, 2018 10:11 AM (bT8Z4)
I'd give my left acorn to find another Entwife, if even for an hour!
Posted by: Treebeard at June 15, 2018 10:11 AM (Ncyf9)
So, she's the heiress to the Wrigley family fortune?
Posted by: Muldoon
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Yes, the Gumby branch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2018 10:13 AM (++ggZ)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:13 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2018 10:09 AM (CPk0
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Check the Fire Swamp
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2018 10:13 AM (+F0Wk)
2013 - 99,000 miles - no problems
2006 - 245,000 miles - Brakes once
1996- 185,000 miles - brakes and battery
That's it
Posted by: Philip W Hartmark at June 15, 2018 10:13 AM (zv81W)
CR went the Dick's Sporting route before Dick's did.
Social Justice Earth Firsters is their new evaluation method.
Been that way for at least two years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
They were calling for "single payer" health care 30 years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2018 10:14 AM (IqV8l)
I think eventually we will end up with a Special Counsel although I'm not convinced that's a good thing. Sessions even indicated yesterday it's on the table.
The IG report did result in 5 criminal referrals to Huber as well as potentially other criminal investigations but there are limits to what Huber can do. A SC has a lot more flexibility to go beyond just the DOJ to include other agencies and departments.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 10:14 AM (/tuJf)
And Kevin Plank can go fcuk a duck.
https://cbsloc.al/2JDeYLT
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 15, 2018 10:14 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 15, 2018 10:11 AM (bT8Z4)
Oh, so last Tuesday I took it in - the car was pretending to be perfectly fine at the mechanic.
So I took it back on Wednesday. Drove it Thursday, on the way home the dashboard lights started flickering and then died. Battery completely died.
Hubby charged it overnight with this battery thing he had gotten from walmart for $10. It started this morning and I was able to drive it to the shop.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:15 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Boomer at June 15, 2018 10:15 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 10:15 AM (xB7/1)
Posted by: Snoreregard at June 15, 2018 10:15 AM (hDLaM)
There seem to be advantages to dealing with judges in Utah (and Arkansas) ... but I'm foggy on what gets brought forward there as opposed to dealing with DC DeepState judges.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 15, 2018 10:16 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 15, 2018 10:16 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:16 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 10:16 AM (xB7/1)
Hilarious.
btw, I want a cookie for guessing the painting's date within 15 years.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (fuK7c)
I have a few those raisins-that-look-like-chocolate-chips cookies.
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 10:16 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 10:16 AM (xB7/1)
I hope it's something like that.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Snoreregard at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (hDLaM)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - uneducated middle class lazy POS at June 15, 2018 09:32 AM (jxbfJ)
Damn! Reads like Mary Cloggenstein. Never knew you were from Brattleboro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (WFV7d)
Dangle every last FBI lizard off the edge of a high building by their ankles until they spill everything. On The Record.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (WDCYi)
Hubby charged it overnight with this battery thing he had gotten from walmart for $10. It started this morning and I was able to drive it to the shop.
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Your battery is dying. At some point it will just go dead.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Treebeard at June 15, 2018 10:09 AM (Ncyf9)
It's supposed to be a hawthorn, so I wouldn't want to stick my microsporangium in it. But hey, if you are into piercings Fangorn, go for it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (CPk08)
I would give her a firm, loving, full body massage. I'd use a scented oil, probably lavender at this time of day. While working on her back side I'd work deep, really exploring the bone structure and relaxing her as she's never been relaxed before.
Working her upper thighs and buttocks I'd make enough incidental contact with her vulvic area that she'd know it wasn't incidental, but she'd be at a point where she's just given herself over to trust and she's loving it.
When I rolled her over, after carefully paying respect to every inch of her naked oiled body I would massage each labia individually until the snakes ran away.
Definitely would not hit it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (Ncyf9)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Movie Lighting Up Box Office...
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No word on whether there's a nude scene.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
reliable (no money pits)
less than 10 years old (so I can do uber/lyft on the side)
5 seatbelts
hatchback or suv type (so it's easier to transport my standard poodle)
so basically I am going to start by looking at hondas and toyotas
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:05 AM (hMwEB)
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One in that category that you may be able to get a deal on is a Nissan Cube. Stopped making them in 2013. My GF has one and loves it, but it's far from perfect.
Cons - unaesthetic appearance, Nissan doesn't sell them in the US anymore because not pretty, inexpensive inexpensive interior materials, and did I mention they are ugly
Pros - cheap price b/c no one else wants them, shares parts with the nissan versa, reliable and decent gas mileage, feels big inside due to high roof, good visibility.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 15, 2018 10:18 AM (S8dD6)
Posted by: Snoreregard at June 15, 2018 10:19 AM (hDLaM)
Sounds of thunder off in the distance.
Could be B-52 ARCLIGHT strike; difficult to tell without Armed Forces Radio News Reports.
I can hear shrapnel hitting the roof. They must be close.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 15, 2018 10:19 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Soothi at June 15, 2018 10:16 AM (xB7/1)
Easy fix - Just get a new set of tires.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:19 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 15, 2018 10:19 AM (1ISKN)
That said, they are reputed to be fun to drive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2018 09:42 AM (G+x7t)
I have a newer 6 with a manual 6 speed. Its pretty quick. I argued with the dealer that 185 HP was feeble, but he said just drive it before you say anything. He was right, its quick. Great car, no issues at all, roomy inside, retarded good MPG, and drives great.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2018
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My Buick Regal non-turbo has the same hp, and I have to be firm with the pedal to get it to streak away from lights . . . but it will streak. (This is the modern Regal since 2011, now, not the blue-hair Bingo Night Express they used to sell.) Excellent car. I've had it for over 4 years and am in no rush to trade it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2018 10:19 AM (G+x7t)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Movie Lighting Up Box Office...
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No word on whether there's a nude scene.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
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I got my fapping pants off for this one
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - butt naked at June 15, 2018 10:20 AM (S8dD6)
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Do handjobs actually work? I usually get impatient and plunge in.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:20 AM (2LelM)
Cars: http://tinyurl.com/y75ydyk4
Action: http://tinyurl.com/y9688rwp
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2018 10:20 AM (gfQAD)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (WDCYi)
FBI Agent: But you promised to kill me last.Matrix: I lied.
Posted by: Colonel John Matrix at June 15, 2018 10:20 AM (aVYsC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 15, 2018 10:19 AM (1ISKN)
Nothin to do, nowhere to go-o, I wanna be beguiled.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2018 10:21 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2018 10:21 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 15, 2018 10:22 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:22 AM (Ncyf9)
They aren't fast, but they feel fast when you drive them. Which is more important unless you actually race them. (You don't).
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 15, 2018 10:22 AM (S8dD6)
Posted by: JTB at June 15, 2018 10:23 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:23 AM (2LelM)
I suspect not. Why am I supposed to take this seriously?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 15, 2018 10:23 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:17 AM (2LelM)
without a doubt
but there is something hinky going on with the dashboard too - maybe loose wire, bad fuse I dunno, because has been showing randome warning lights.
Also I forgot, for a while now the LCD on the odometer has been showing broken digits intermittently
when I drove it this morning the engine light was on
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:23 AM (hMwEB)
Its not just Horse Power.... off the line? Its Torque.
Posted by: Don Q at June 15, 2018 10:23 AM (NgKpN)
Sounds of thunder off in the distance.
Could be B-52 ARCLIGHT strike; difficult to tell without Armed Forces Radio News Reports.
I can hear shrapnel hitting the roof. They must be close.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 15, 2018 10:19 AM
Had B-52 dump a load about 8k's from my position. I thought my fillings were going to rattle out. Damn!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2018 10:24 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:23 AM (2LelM)
Their spokesman Joe got a job at the FBI
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 15, 2018 10:24 AM (aVYsC)
A question for the Historical Horde... Was Lee a great general because of Jackson, or did Jackson enhance Lee's greatness?
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 10:24 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 15, 2018 10:24 AM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:23 AM (2LelM)
He was Cruzifized by de Romanz.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2018 10:25 AM (CPk08)
They aren't fast, but they feel fast when you drive them. Which is more important unless you actually race them. (You don't).
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 15, 2018 10:22 AM (S8dD6)
+1
My 2011 Mazda 3 has been going great with no issues.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 15, 2018 10:25 AM (mk7Bj)
(I tried to learn back when I was first learning to drive, kept getting stalled)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:26 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)
Repeated it three times. Press didn't like that.
Posted by: WisRich at June 15, 2018 10:26 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 15, 2018 10:27 AM (dKiJG)
Diogenes at June 15, 2018 10:24 AM
Heh!
Something about the terrain around here. The thunder just reverberates and the rumble just goes on and on; rattle the windows at times.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 15, 2018 10:27 AM (roQNm)
(I tried to learn back when I was first learning to drive, kept getting stalled)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:26
Its a good skill. Taught both my daughters how to drive a stick. Also how to change oil and a tire.
They know what a lug wrench is.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2018 10:28 AM (0tfLf)
>>I suspect not. Why am I supposed to take this seriously?
This is one of the differences between an IG and a federal prosecutor. IG's can only interrogate employees of the organization they are overseeing.
Trump fired Comey so he hasn't been an employee in over a year. Huber can't do much about Comey. Federal prosecutors aren't bound by those rules. The real question is what is Huber and his team doing and unfortunately or fortunately depending on your point of view he doesn't leak.
The choice is either wait and see if he is doing something and if do what he turns up or just assume he isn't doing anything at all.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 10:28 AM (/tuJf)
Its not just Horse Power.... off the line? Its Torque.
Posted by: Don Q at June 15, 2018
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True enough. About 5 years ago I test-drove a 2009 Mercedes E-Class with the diesel engine. Very quick off the line it was, and with none of the old "tack-tack-tack" of the Eighties diesels.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2018 10:28 AM (G+x7t)
Forgetting about Obama and his staff saluting Che Guevera, are they?
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:28 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
Dayum. THAT is a big deal.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 10:29 AM (PWDHh)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:29 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:29 AM (Ncyf9)
Which biography did you read?
Posted by: JTB at June 15, 2018 10:30 AM (V+03K)
I remember some of the storms that would roll through Virginia when I was working back there. Also Oklahoma. Awesome.
Nothing like Seattle. Even the weather is wimpy here.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2018 10:30 AM (0tfLf)
The brand new Regal is a kind of hatchback -- it looks like a 4-door sedan from the side, but then the trunk and back glass form a hatch. Might be a bit pricey as yet, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2018 10:30 AM (G+x7t)
Tire change is much more difficult.
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This is especially true if you have a half bent lug wrench.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:30 AM (2LelM)
"Why are there not 50 agents in jail at this point?, you might ask"
If Trump is managing it like a reality show, then we are still building toward the climax, which will be a month before the election. Or maybe phase one climax this October (surprise), then the real arrests happen as we roll into 2020.
I'm not confidant that is happening, but there is a lot of evidence rolling out, more reports to come, and then the follow up prosecutions and another special counsel ... and finally arrests of the coup plotters.
After 80 years of infiltration by enemies of all sorts, it is pretty awesome we are still standing, and they are being exposed. I have some hope. Europe is saying no to their overlords ... tides are changing ...
Posted by: illiniwek at June 15, 2018 10:30 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2018 09:57 AM (MIKMs)
it's even more fun to play.
but the next couple of days after suck. sore as hell.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 15, 2018 10:31 AM (8D42x)
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In an exchange on August 6, 2016, Page forwarded Strzok a news article relating to Trump insulting the Kahns.
Page: Jesus. You should read this. And Trump should go f himself.
Strzok responded favorably to the article and added "And F Trump"
Page: So. This is not to take away from the unfairness of it all, but we are both deeply fortunate people.
Page: And maybe you're meant to stay where you are because you are meant to protect the country from that menace. To that end, read this: [link to a David Brooks column, about Trump's "enablers", who do not oppose him.]
Strzok: Thanks. It's absolutely true that we're both very fortunate. And of course I'll try and approach it that way. I just know it will be tough at times. I can protect our country at many levels,...
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 10:31 AM (vDqXW)
Affair my ass. It's emails, texts, and links. In a real affair there would be *some* acknowledgement of face-to-face interactions. I've yet to see one.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 10:31 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 15, 2018 10:31 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: rammajamma at June 15, 2018 10:31 AM (AjNMO)
If it's intermittent, they can be extremely hard to locate.
Had a 73 Mustang that the rear lights would sometimes just go out.
After several weeks of trying to nail it down, I happened to be walking past the rear of the car with the engine running, and the lights on.
Heard a very faint arcing noise, and after spending several minutes, found the hot wire to the license plate bulb was chafed, and would vibrate up against the chrome bumper.
Weeks of hunting down.
Thirty seconds with electrical tape, and back on the road again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 15, 2018 10:32 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 10:32 AM (deA7z)
Posted by: Axeman
Sounds like a bunch of kids playing cops & robbers.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 10:32 AM (PWDHh)
Joe flipped over the Trooper II one to many times and the insurance companies refused to insure them.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 15, 2018 10:32 AM (r9UYA)
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I don't know but I do know that on one of the few occasions that Lee addressed the war, he wrote in to criticize a paper who had given Jackson all the credit for the famous flanking march at Chancellorsville, not because he himself sought credit, but because he considered it an insult to Jackson' professionalism to suggest that he would perform such a risky strategy, splitting his forces in the face of a superior enemy, without his superior's sanction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 10:31 AM (vDqXW)
Strzok - Good Grief woman. I thought you were going to suck the head off that thing.
Page - I can barely walk.
Posted by: The Redacted Emails at June 15, 2018 10:33 AM (fiGNd)
5 criminal referrals? I don't think they were criminal referrals.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 10:33 AM (o0mD3)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2018 09:57 AM (MIKMs)
it's even more fun to play.
but the next couple of days after suck. sore as hell.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 15, 2018 10:31 AM (8D42x)
AFL Premiership Football is what you're searching for its on Fox Sports.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 15, 2018 10:34 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:05 AM (hMwEB)
Once you go Toyota 4Runner, you never go back. I'm on my third one.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 15, 2018 10:34 AM (MX7xj)
Her Imperial Malevolence is a lucky, lucky woman.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2018 10:34 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Top.Man. at June 15, 2018 10:34 AM (88slR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 15, 2018 10:35 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: JTB at June 15, 2018 10:30 AM (V+03K)
The large tome by James I. Robertson Jr., from 1997.
The last chapter about his (SPOILERS) death is so sad to read. The slow goodbye dotted with false hopes and denial. You really want this guy to pull through, but you feel McGuire's pain as he knows his boss won't.
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 10:35 AM (OyyDO)
Joe flipped over the Trooper II one to many times and the insurance companies refused to insure them.
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I had a Trooper, first version, and loved it. Best car I ever had. My only mistake was buying one with the Jap big four cylinder engine. Should have bought one with the V-6 Ford engine.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:35 AM (2LelM)
Page: Jesus. You should read this. And Trump should go f himself.
Strzok responded favorably to the article and added "And F Trump"
Page: So. This is not to take away from the unfairness of it all, but we are both deeply fortunate people.
Page: And maybe you're meant to stay where you are because you are meant to protect the country from that menace. To that end, read this: [link to a David Brooks column, about Trump's "enablers", who do not oppose him.]
Strzok: Thanks. It's absolutely true that we're both very fortunate. And of course I'll try and approach it that way. I just know it will be tough at times. I can protect our country at many levels,...
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 10:31 AM (vDqXW)
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:0 That's really something. No wonder the press is trying to downplay this report.
Posted by: WisRich at June 15, 2018 10:35 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 10:33 AM (o0mD3)
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No. I saw that last night. They were referrals to HR.
However, the person that clarified that said that there can still be criminal investigations. So it's all wait and see again.
My favorite phase of anything.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 10:35 AM (vDqXW)
That guy was funny.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2018 10:35 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 09:56 AM (hMwEB)
Only as long as you remember, that to the lefties at CR, cars are just a necessary evil. So they rate their suitability as transportation modules. Performance and "fun to drive" don't enter into their metric.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2018 10:36 AM (WFV7d)
Strzok - Good Grief woman. I thought you were going to suck the head off that thing.
Page - I can barely walk.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 15, 2018 10:37 AM (mPeei)
But apparently it doesn't evince any political bias that impacted the investigation.
Apparently it would have taken a smoking gun memorandum that said, "I'd love to conduct a fair and impartial investigation but I can't, because biases!!" in order to infer bias.
Apparently, "Oh my God I'm going to be sick to my stomach over the election results, What can we do about it?" and then them opening counter intelligence investigations is not enough??
This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2018 10:37 AM (UfMVm)
Then rent out the buildings.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2018 10:38 AM (EoRCO)
A stern letter in their personnel files could be devastating.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 15, 2018 10:38 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: steve walsh at June 15, 2018 10:38 AM (72RPY)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:05 AM (hMwEB)
Once you go Toyota 4Runner, you never go back. I'm on my third one.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 15, 2018 10:34 AM
I've owned 7 Toyotas (Turcels, Camrays and Avalons) over the years and I got a Honda accord once just to be different. All were great cars. I drive a Tacoma Pickup now. Great rig.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2018 10:38 AM (0tfLf)
Keep your clothes on, ya hear?
Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 10:38 AM (xkaSw)
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"Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 10:38 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at June 15, 2018 10:39 AM (ctuyM)
Then rent out the buildings.
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He should line them up on the edge of the Golden Gate Bridge and push every tenth one off.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:39 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: rammajamma at June 15, 2018 10:31 AM (AjNMO)
I heard somewhere (don't remember where) that had Jackson been at Gettysburg, he would have attacked the town like Lee wanted on the first day and drove the Union back, instead of holding back like Ewell did. The Federals would not have been able to establish a line on Culp's Hill or Cemetery Ridge.
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 10:39 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: rammajamma at June 15, 2018 10:40 AM (AjNMO)
OPR which is not HR. It is a way station to a criminal referral. The exact same path that was used against McCabe who now most definitely has a criminal referral against him.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 10:40 AM (/tuJf)
Welcome baskets at GTMO been ordered?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 15, 2018 10:41 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 15, 2018 10:41 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:41 AM (Ncyf9)
What was it with late-19th Century artists and their seeming predeliction for creating lantern-jawed women in their works? Were guys the only models with whom they could work?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2018 10:42 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 10:42 AM (o0mD3)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 10:42 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:03 AM (Ncyf9)
Another good source? Mechanics at independent shops which specialize in servicing the class of car you seek to buy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2018 10:43 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 10:43 AM (+y/Ru)
There will be. Or you could bet me.
Under Fire already owns me a box of cigars for the criminal referral against McCabe. You could toss in a bottle of scotch.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 10:43 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:43 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: Kris
Both men were good commanders in tat they were smart enough to seize and retain the initiative, especially when they were at a disadvantage in most other categories.
Both were incredibly stupid in not grasping the need of their cause, in that they repeatedly threw away their forces (Lee in the Seven Days battles, Pickett's charge). They needed to maintain a competent defense. They could never afford a war of attrition, to lose at the rate they did.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 10:44 AM (rDwsX)
and property around 11:30 p.m.Investigators said one of the suspects
was armed and threatened the 40-year-old victim.
Governor Cuomo would say this wasn't necessary. Only bad guys can have guns......
Posted by: colin at June 15, 2018 10:44 AM (/NnLy)
362 337 Jackson was an excellent tactician who made Lee better but Lee
knew how to use him - interestingly Grant's strength was deploying good
commanders to full effect as well. Not that I would wish for another
outcome, but you put Jackson at Gettysburg (he died that Spring) and it
would have been an even nearer run thing than it was.
Posted by: rammajamma at June 15, 2018 10:31 AM (AjNMO)
I heard somewhere (don't remember where) that had Jackson been at
Gettysburg, he would have attacked the town like Lee wanted on the first
day and drove the Union back, instead of holding back like Ewell did.
The Federals would not have been able to establish a line on Culp's Hill
or Cemetery Ridge.
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 10:39 AM (OyyDO)
Remember though, that Lee didn't know exactly where the Federal army was at that time. He had lost contact with his cavalry commander, Jeb Stuart, and had only a vague idea what opposition was in front of him. Assuming Jackson was in the same predicament, I'm not sure he would have done anything differently.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 15, 2018 10:44 AM (oyCqX)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 10:45 AM (deA7z)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 15, 2018 10:45 AM (oyCqX)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2018 10:45 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2018 10:24 AM (0tfLf)
Same here. About 5 miles away. Shock waves made it feel like I was being slapped by a scorned woman.
Posted by: Soona at June 15, 2018 10:45 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 15, 2018 10:46 AM (MIKMs)
The good guy shot the bad guy, by the way........
Posted by: colin at June 15, 2018 10:46 AM (/NnLy)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:46 AM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: Axeman
That's a key phrase: "Our country". The Progs believe it belongs to them now, not us old, racist, deplorable Americans.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2018 10:46 AM (xjiRE)
very fortunate. And of course I'll try and approach it that way. I just
know it will be tough at times. I can protect our country at many
levels,"...
Posted by: Axeman
sheesh ... he really drank the kool-aid, it would seem. and he has some strange family connections, Dad doing work on nuke stuff in Iran or some such. There seem to be many ready to sacrifice everything that makes US America, to achieve their NWO dreams ... a fascist world with forced PC think. They need to read Orwell and understand their dreams are a dystopian nightmare.
Even if a NWO got everyone thinking PC, with harsh punishment and banishment for the free thinkers (which is what PC does now, as seen at colleges especially) ...then what sort of liberty is that?
But for them, it seems all about their own ego ... They Alone are our saviors, which is the allure of most cults. A special class with special insights and secret powers ... so cool. But we are nation states, not comic book special justice league saviors. Much harder to build a society than hide in DC and pull the fascist levers.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 15, 2018 10:46 AM (bT8Z4)
Isn't there a sexual fantasy website you could share this on?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2018 10:46 AM (0/+vJ)
Seems like a simple question. One of those yes/no questions.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 10:46 AM (fiGNd)
Strzok: Thanks. It's absolutely true that we're both very fortunate. And of course I'll try and approach it that way. I just know it will be tough at times. I can protect our country at many levels,...
I've said this before; imagine what their (ex) spouses must think of this. and any children caught in this.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 10:46 AM (rDwsX)
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NHL & NFL have not done themselves any good with their conduct. But there is no way to stop concussions short of not playing those sports
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 15, 2018 10:47 AM (y3aQB)
244 This is interesting. ..
Someone named Sohrab Ahmari tweeted that on page 395 of the ig report it describes those text messages as indicative of political bias IMPACTING other investigations such as Russia .
I think president Trump will be looking at all of this very closely.
And since strok was involved in the Russia investigation, wouldn't that give Flynn and Manafort ammo too?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 10:41 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 15, 2018 10:47 AM (myjNJ)
Posted by: rammajamma at June 15, 2018 10:48 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 15, 2018 09:24 AM (1lws6)
Fun fact: John Boorman was originally set up to direct a version of Lord of the Rings back in the day, but the project fell through, so took what he had and filmed Excalibur instead.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 15, 2018 10:48 AM (PNUbZ)
I wouldn't lump the NFL and NHL together on this one.
And Soccer has more concussions than almost any other sport.
Certainly more at early ages.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:48 AM (Ncyf9)
was Gettysburg a battle worth fighting in the first place? if Lee had
won then yay... his troops are in the.middle of a state that doesn't
want him. and the North rallies (more) against the Southron Slave Power.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 10:45 AM (deA7z)
The Union army at Gettysburg was the only major force between Lee's army and Washington. If Lee could have smashed through it or flanked it, he would have had a clear path to Washington DC. A Confederate army capturing Washington would have been a major blow to the North, maybe a knockout blow.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 15, 2018 10:48 AM (oyCqX)
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& why PDT has said he won't sign it. End of story
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 15, 2018 10:48 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: rammajamma at June 15, 2018 10:40 AM (AjNMO)
Plastic helps prevent spread of disease, the people who use the cloth bags how well do they wash them after use? Did it kill everything after you washed it.
I remember reading how a parent got a whole team sick because she used a cloth bag
My wife is a nurse would you want your Dr or Nurse to use reusable gloves?
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 15, 2018 10:49 AM (dKiJG)
He said that once an agent gets promoted into management, they end up losing their edge and understanding of how to interrogate individuals. He said it was obvious when he read the IG report as to how interrogations of the IT guy and others, including Hillary were done. He pointed out that all the interviews were conducted by management, people who are not field agents, who conduct interviews every day. And they not only didn't follow protocol, they were completely amateurish.
It was obvious to him that the entire investigation was politically set up to shield Hillary Clinton, which is why no field agents were allowed to interview the principals. They also remarked about the immunity that was immediately granted to numerous principals, which helped to destroy any case building.
A retired agent called into Levin last night and said Wray's plan to conduct training of all the FBI in bias was insulting. He said the agents already KNOW what is right and wrong when they conduct themselves on the job, apparently its only administration that needs the training.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (NLeU8)
That's different then saying the IG report made 5 criminal referrals when you know they didn't.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (o0mD3)
Or better yet, I suggest writing porn. You're a clever guy and could use a woman's name. Made the author of "A Billion Shades of Gray" and the follow up "A Zillion More Shades of Gray" a lot of money. Besides, you're an artist too; You could illustrate your book with true to life drawings.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (0/+vJ)
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No word on whether there's a nude scene.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Or whether Bandersnatch is going to be providing the scented love oils.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (PNUbZ)
CR can be useful info, but as others have said, don't over rely on it.
Find a forum for the vehicles you're looking at, and research there. Sometimes it's a brand forum, sometimes a branch of the brand (e.g. Toyota trucks), and (probably for the more 'performance' oriented models) sometimes a model-specific forum (e.g. Ford Lightning) (These often have sub-forums that are more generalized.)
Lastly, despite a certain reputation here, you might consider Subaru.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (ctuyM)
That date was busted months ago and is McCabe in handcuffs yet?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 15, 2018 10:51 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 15, 2018 09:24 AM (1lws6)
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I still use Netflix for DVDs - there's lots of stuff out there that isn't available to stream. My nephew lets me piggyback on his netflix streaming account, so I got the best of both worlds
Posted by: josephistan at June 15, 2018 10:51 AM (7HtZB)
Possibly the single best piece of advice ever written on this thread.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 10:51 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: rammajamma
There was no reason to believe that an army superior in numbers could be broken by a painfully obvious frontal assault. That could be flanked. And would be opposed by artillery that had proven to be superior to anything the Confederacy could ever field. That was the Unions' first clear advantage. The result proved that. And Longstreet predicted exactly what happened.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 10:52 AM (rDwsX)
424 407
was Gettysburg a battle worth fighting in the first place? if Lee had
won then yay... his troops are in the.middle of a state that doesn't
want him. and the North rallies (more) against the Southron Slave Power.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 10:45 AM (deA7z)
The Union army at Gettysburg was the only major force between Lee's army and Washington. If Lee could have smashed through it or flanked it, he would have had a clear path to Washington DC. A Confederate army capturing Washington would have been a major blow to the North, maybe a knockout blow.
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The point of Gettysburg was to demonstrate to the British that the South could invade and win a major battle. For three of the four day battle the Confederates won. They retreated after Pickets charge due the amount of Union forces moving towards them from the North, West and East. The sad part was whether or not Lee won the British decision was made by Egypt having a bumper crop of cotton that year which ended any discussion of bringing the British Navy into the fray. Lee need the British Navy as Washington needed the French Navy to win a decisive victory.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:52 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 10:51 AM (fiGNd)
Correction ... ever written on the Internet.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 10:52 AM (fiGNd)
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No word on whether there's a nude scene.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2018 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Or whether Bandersnatch is going to be providing the scented love oils.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM
... providing and vigorously applying the scented love oils.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 15, 2018 10:52 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (0/+vJ)
*takes notes*
why you never give me great career advice like this, Fen?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 10:52 AM (hMwEB)
It's playing near me. "Lighting Up The Box Office"?
I would have to be 'lit" to see that film. Lit, drugged and dragged into the movie theatre.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2018 10:52 AM (0/+vJ)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (NLeU
Will people be allowed to use the bathrooms at the FBI even if they're not part of a deep state coup attempt?
Posted by: josephistan at June 15, 2018 10:52 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 10:51 AM (fiGNd)
Correction ... ever written on the Internet.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 10:52 AM (fiGNd)
Further correction ... The single best piece of advice ever written.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 10:53 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 10:54 AM (fiGNd)
because you don't post your sexual fantasies on this site, so I don't know if you have a penchant for writing that sort of thing---but if you do, you haven't mentioned it. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2018 10:54 AM (0/+vJ)
441 A retired agent called into Levin last night and said Wray's plan to conduct training of all the FBI in bias was insulting. He said the agents already KNOW what is right and wrong when they conduct themselves on the job, apparently its only administration that needs the training.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (NLeU
Will people be allowed to use the bathrooms at the FBI even if they're not part of a deep state coup attempt?
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Top Suits fuck up thus everyone who didn't fuck up is treated to sensitivity training. May be time for Trump to fire Wray. He sucks as a leader.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:54 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 15, 2018 10:48 AM (oyCqX)
Wasn't the whole move up north was to make Grant break his siege and move north?
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 15, 2018 10:55 AM (dKiJG)
Or better yet, I suggest writing porn. You're a clever guy and could use a woman's name. Made the author of "A Billion Shades of Gray" and the follow up "A Zillion More Shades of Gray" a lot of money. Besides, you're an artist too; You could illustrate your book with true to life drawings.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (0/+vJ)
What have we done to FenelonSpoke?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2018 10:55 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 15, 2018 10:55 AM (o0mD3)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (NLeU)
Not buying it ... that's the Good Rank and File story again.
FBI's fine - just a few bad apples at the top. Sure.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 10:55 AM (fiGNd)
Oh, Fen, I was just funnin' ya a little.
Btw, 50 Shades is a crock. I tried to read it because every single woman in America was reading it and I occasionally attempt to understand women.
49 pages to the first sex scene and then it's all just "she shattered into a million pieces". The author uses the shattered metaphor for orgasm about five times and doesn't use any other. At least up to that page, that's where I stopped reading.
I do not understand women any better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 10:55 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Agent Cooper
If.
By then, even the most deluded person knew that the Union army outnumbered the army of N Virginia. And for both armies, their best days were behind them. There were still massive regiments stationed in DC, units that Grant would successfully roust out the next year.
On July 1st, Lee had no clear notion where his opponent was, and his army was still uniting.The chances of turning that into decisive victory were extremely long.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 10:56 AM (rDwsX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 15, 2018 10:52 AM (ctuyM)
O.k. I admit it. That made me laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2018 10:56 AM (0/+vJ)
449 He said the agents already KNOW what is right and wrong when they conduct themselves on the job, apparently its only administration that needs the training.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (NLeU)
Not buying it ... that's the Good Rank and File story again.
FBI's fine - just a few bad apples at the top. Sure.
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Like the Roman Legion, the FBI should never have been allowed into the city of DC.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:56 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 15, 2018 10:57 AM (QMwOT)
Btw, 50 Shades is a crock. I tried to read it because every single woman in America was reading it and I occasionally attempt to understand women.
49 pages to the first sex scene and then it's all just "she shattered into a million pieces". The author uses the shattered metaphor for orgasm about five times and doesn't use any other. At least up to that page, that's where I stopped reading.
I do not understand women any better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 10:55 AM (fuK7c)
I tried reading it too. It's.....bad. It's like reading Penthouse letters to understand...no wait, that works...
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2018 10:57 AM (CPk08)
But they almost did win a war of attrition, tho. If the South had won Getttysburg, that would have been three major Southern victories in a row: Fredricksburg, Chancellorsville and Gettysburg--all against three different commanders. Richmond had a letter ready asking for surrender terms from Washington. Would Lincoln have been forced to accept it? After a Gettysburg victory, would Britain and France been convinced to recognize the Confederacy? Because of slavery, they probably still would have relented. This biography has me thinking about a lot of what-if scenarios.
But then Grant and Sherman in the West are still winning, so... who knows. Interesting topic, tho.
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 10:57 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
Reduce pressure on Vicksburg? yes, that was one goal, and also to bring the war to the north. They were still striving for recognition from Europe.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 10:57 AM (rDwsX)
Certainly more at early ages.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 10:48 AM (Ncyf9)
They have banned heading the ball until you are a teenager.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 15, 2018 10:58 AM (dKiJG)
What timing- I just got "Excalibur" from Netflix. (Am I the only person left who only uses their DVD library?)
nope
Posted by: Anachronda at June 15, 2018 10:58 AM (2//jc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 15, 2018 10:58 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:52 AM (2LelM)
I still don't understand why the South didn't use their superior holographic and CGI technology to show a mass of Southern soldiers mooning the Yankees, waving their dicks at them, and farting in their general direction. Then, while the Northern douches were distracted, the Confederates could just sneak away and sack Washington. It's a shame Lee didn't have my strategic ability.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 15, 2018 10:58 AM (9BLnV)
I don't give a flying fuck about a criminal referral.
MANY people are arrested, their case given to the DA, and the DA declines to prosecute, or the case is "referred" to the grand jury and it is no billed.
Let's talk about jail sentences.
How many have been tried and are doing hard time?
ZERO.
After 10 years of lawbreaking and a year and a half into PDT's term, ZERO people are doing time.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2018 10:59 AM (PWDHh)
How beguiling.
Posted by: bluebell
I'd be more concerned if the carpet matches the drapes.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 15, 2018 10:59 AM (IeDO8)
404 Actually the assaults on Culp Hill and Cemetery Ridge could be
viewed as a go for broke move by a commander (Lee) that realized he
couldn't fight a war of attrition either in offense or defense. The fact
that it was so poorly executed by Longstreet didn't help.
Posted by: rammajamma
To be fair, Longstreet did not think any of this was a good idea and he tried to tell Lee that. Longstreet didn't want to pick a fight with Meade at Gettysburg at all, because the Union had been quick in the first phases and positioned themselves on all the good ground. And hindsight says he was right.
The irony is that Lee was very good at making his enemy fight on ground that he chose. Gettysburg was one notable time that he did not choose the field, and it did not go well for him.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 15, 2018 11:00 AM (oyCqX)
Btw, 50 Shades is a crock. I tried to read it because every single
woman in America was reading it and I occasionally attempt to understand
women.
49 pages to the first sex scene and then it's all just "she
shattered into a million pieces". The author uses the shattered
metaphor for orgasm about five times and doesn't use any other. At
least up to that page, that's where I stopped reading.
well, it *did* start out as twilight fan fiction.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 15, 2018 11:01 AM (2//jc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 15, 2018 10:58 AM (1ISKN)
Fun fact - "50 Shades" actually started out as "Twilight" fan fic.
Posted by: josephistan at June 15, 2018 11:01 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 15, 2018 11:01 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Indiana Jones - Massage Therapist at June 15, 2018 11:01 AM (Ncyf9)
At least it's not Viet Nam, I guess.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 15, 2018 11:01 AM (WDCYi)
I still don't understand why the South didn't use their superior holographic and CGI technology to show a mass of Southern soldiers mooning the Yankees, waving their dicks at them, and farting in their general direction. Then, while the Northern douches were distracted, the Confederates could just sneak away and sack Washington. It's a shame Lee didn't have my strategic ability.
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Washington was ringed by many forts and heavily garrisoned. It wasn't until the Peninsula Campaign that Grant order the forts personnel out of the forts to join the offensive.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 11:01 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 15, 2018 11:02 AM (2//jc)
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:54 AM (2LelM)
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That's only bound to improve morale.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 11:03 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 15, 2018 11:01 AM (2//jc)
Fun fact - "50 Shades" actually started out as "Twilight" fan fic.
Posted by: josephistan at June 15, 2018 11:01 AM (7HtZB)
Behold the Horde Hive Mind hitting on all cylinders.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 11:03 AM (fuK7c)
The irony is that Lee was very good at making his enemy fight on ground that he chose. Gettysburg was one notable time that he did not choose the field, and it did not go well for him.
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Lee was never very good on offense. In his defense, he was suffering from diarrhea throughout the battle and he had no eyes since his cavalry didn't stay in touch.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 11:03 AM (2LelM)
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What are you talking about? the South was dependent on an agrarian economy, and lacked the CGI & holographic technology that the Union forces possessed.
Posted by: josephistan at June 15, 2018 11:03 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 11:04 AM (Ncyf9)
I didn't read it, but yes, someone on the internet did the most devastating review of that book or movie. I laughed a lot, and anyway I'm sure you could write something better. Despite my irritability I think you could. I had a friend who insisted he could write romance novels; He'd just use a feminine nom de plume; I don't know if he ever did. And anyway, people think romance novels are the same thing as bodice rippers. They aren't necessarily. I read Georgette Heyer, They are romances. They is no sex (because she wrote from the 4O's to the 70's I think) and people are clearly attracted to each other. and intelligent I think what differentiates them (aside from not being soft porn) Heyer from people like whats her name-Grey author? is that Heyer is clever and has a lot of humor. I guess if people could write about sex and the humor involved in it I might be more tolerable. I sort of got the impression from reviews that "Grey" books are completely humorless and the characters are sterotypes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2018 11:04 AM (0/+vJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2018 11:05 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 11:05 AM (hMwEB)
472 Top Suits fuck up thus everyone who didn't fuck up is treated to sensitivity training.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 10:54 AM (2LelM)
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That's only bound to improve morale.
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Trump could flank the Deep State by firing Wray and appointing Giuliani as Director. The troops would love it and Mueller and Friends would be completely routed.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 15, 2018 11:05 AM (2LelM)
1. So much for the *FBI line-of-duty* bullshit.
2. What body more than any other got us into and perpetuates the situation where the President has to risk impeachment in order to clean up rampant corruption throughout the government?
The United States Senate
*No Incumbents Survive* is the only answer.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 15, 2018 11:05 AM (c3OwK)
49 pages to the first sex scene and then it's all just "she shattered into a million pieces". The author uses the shattered metaphor for orgasm about five times and doesn't use any other. At least up to that page, that's where I stopped reading.
I do not understand women any better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
It's repurposed Twilight fanfic. And not particularly GOOD fanfic at that, from what I hear. So, yeah.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 15, 2018 11:05 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 15, 2018 10:58 AM (1ISKN)
You do realize that "50 Shades" is a Twilight Fanfiction right? In other words the guy is actually the vampire from Twilight. It just got so popular as a fanfiction she got a publisher to agree to put it out there but had to do a find replace on all the names.
Posted by: buzzion at June 15, 2018 11:06 AM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2018 11:06 AM (sC74M)
No, that's my setup as well.
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 15, 2018 11:06 AM (rwaEp)
Posted by: rammajamma at June 15, 2018 11:06 AM (AjNMO)
I still don't understand why the South didn't use their superior
holographic and CGI technology to show a mass of Southern soldiers
mooning the Yankees, waving their dicks at them, and farting in their
general direction. Then, while the Northern douches were distracted, the
Confederates could just sneak away and sack Washington. It's a shame
Lee didn't have my strategic ability.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 15, 2018 10:58 AM (9BLnV)
Coming in late here, not sure the context, just was struck by the statement that the Confeds were "winning" the battle of Gettysburg.
It's like the ol' saying, unless you're talking horse shoes or hand grenades, close ain't good enough.
Or, it's like a football game, where you outscore your opponents in three of four quarters. The final score is what matters. And.... as with ALL battles of the eastern front of that war, Lee knew damn well, it really didn't even matter if he won territory. His army was being bled dry, and he couldn't keep trading punches with the North.
The forlorn hope, that the British would save them, it was never really ever more than a fantasy. Realistically, there was never much more than a 0% chance the British were coming. They played the South like a banjo.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2018 11:07 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 11:07 AM (hMwEB)
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What are you talking about? the South was dependent on an agrarian economy, and lacked the CGI & holographic technology that the Union forces possessed.
Posted by: josephistan
Just remember, Napoleon achieved much more using only practical effects.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 15, 2018 11:07 AM (AM1GF)
Write a story about a fat vampire who sucks blood through the mouth in his belly.
And also is addicted to Whataburger.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 15, 2018 11:07 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 15, 2018 11:08 AM (DAevm)
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that was ace!
best liveblog of a movie ever
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 11:08 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: EZRA KLEIN at June 15, 2018 11:08 AM (deA7z)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 10:55 AM (fiGNd)
Eight years of the SCOAMT pustulant corruption is well esconced in the fed system now. DC will never return to average government corruption.
All of this has made me wonder just how bad the military leadership is now too.
The only way to rid ourselves of what the Fredo regime did to DC is to burn it to the ground.
Posted by: Soona at June 15, 2018 11:08 AM (Fs5vw)
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Well that is sort of what I meant, The Brain inside the skull is in like a lighter liquid type stuff & when you head the ball in Soccer or get hit in football or hockey the brain bounces off the inside of the skull. so there is really nothing helmets can do
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 15, 2018 11:09 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Agent Cooper
This. he also realized that the Union army was growing stronger (forces were still arriving), AND that they were in territory where they were hated AND that the Union army could cut them off from the South.
And the casualties from the first two days were horrific for both sides. But the South could not afford to lose at the same or greater rate than the North. Longstreet knew the actual casualty figures from the first two days, and knew the limitations of Confederate artillery, firing uphill, against fortified positions.
Any of these factors should have ruled out Picketts charge. Lee ignored all of them.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 11:09 AM (rDwsX)
Posted by: rammajamma at June 15, 2018 11:06 AM (AjNMO)
I want to see the big re-enactment they do each year, maybe next year I can make it.
Posted by: josephistan at June 15, 2018 11:09 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 15, 2018 11:09 AM (WDCYi)
Write a story about a fat vampire who sucks blood through the mouth in his belly.
And also is addicted to Whataburger.
Posted by: Hikaru
Team him up with a were-corgi to prowl the barren wastes of Dubuque, Iowa.
Bestseller!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 15, 2018 11:09 AM (AM1GF)
It's a 1 1/2 hour job I would guess. manual never lets you get away with just 1 hr.
So, 1.5 x Hr. Rate plus the Part...
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2018 11:09 AM (Ncyf9)
Pfft. Napoleon couldn't even sink the Graf Spee, he just cornered it in the River Platte until its captain came out and scuttled it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 11:09 AM (fuK7c)
their superior holographic and CGI technology to show a mass of Southern
soldiers mooning the Yankees, waving their dicks at them, and farting
in their general direction. Then, while the Northern douches were
distracted, the Confederates could just sneak away and sack Washington.
It's a shame Lee didn't have my strategic ability.
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What are you talking about? the South was dependent on an agrarian
economy, and lacked the CGI holographic technology that the Union
forces possessed.
Posted by: josephistan at June 15, 2018 11:03 AM (7HtZB)
Unless they were in negotiation with the Mayans, in which case.....
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2018 11:09 AM (9chmE)
Ace did it too, but this was a review of the book by some less than enthralled woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2018 11:10 AM (0/+vJ)
Posted by: IC at June 15, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu)
Bestseller!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 15, 2018 11:09 AM (AM1GF)
"I thought I was gonna get eternal youth when he bit me, but all I got was diabetes..."
Posted by: Hikaru at June 15, 2018 11:11 AM (WDCYi)
And they should be made out of organic, unbleached free-range cotton.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 15, 2018 11:11 AM (EyPfd)
Pfft. Napoleon couldn't even sink the Graf Spee, he just cornered it in the River Platte until its captain came out and scuttled it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Look, we both know all it took to finish off the Graf Spee was to wait for the baking soda fueling its propulsion to run out. If Wellington hadn't outrun his air cover, different story, but still.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 15, 2018 11:11 AM (AM1GF)
LOL
Shall I have the ham sandwich or the burger? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2018 11:12 AM (0/+vJ)
Does anybody think state secrets were divulged in that report--or just the type of "state secrets" where the FIB looks bad?
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 11:12 AM (vDqXW)
Because that was the big trophy hauled out yesterday. All these criminal referrals that I was too dumb to find in the Executive Summary.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 11:12 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: IC at June 15, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu)
I hate that stupid vampire crap. I also know grown women who are totally into it. It's a mystery to me.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 15, 2018 11:12 AM (MX7xj)
Posted by: IC at June 15, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu)
The RiffTrax roasting of "Twilight" is must see, er, listen
www.rifftrax.com/twilight
Posted by: josephistan at June 15, 2018 11:12 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: josephistan
I've done them.They can be a hoot. Watching a horse and mule drawn artillery battery gallop past you, swing off the road to a hill top, unlimber and begin firing in under a minute is a sight I will never forget.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2018 11:12 AM (rDwsX)
Posted by: Kris at June 15, 2018 11:13 AM (OyyDO)
I know this was brought up earlier, but Ingraham had an interesting panel last night. Retired career FBI field agent. for one.
He said that once an agent gets promoted into management, they end
up losing their edge and understanding of how to interrogate
individuals. He said it was obvious when he read the IG report as to how
interrogations of the IT guy and others, including Hillary were done.
He pointed out that all the interviews were conducted by management,
people who are not field agents, who conduct interviews every day. And
they not only didn't follow protocol, they were completely amateurish.
It was obvious to him that the entire investigation was politically
set up to shield Hillary Clinton, which is why no field agents were
allowed to interview the principals. They also remarked about the
immunity that was immediately granted to numerous principals, which
helped to destroy any case building.
A retired agent called into Levin last night and said Wray's plan to
conduct training of all the FBI in bias was insulting. He said the
agents already KNOW what is right and wrong when they conduct themselves
on the job, apparently its only administration that needs the training.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 15, 2018 10:50 AM (NLeU
Yet another instance of protocol being broken that just fell in favor of Hillary. Taint no Bias here, boss!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 15, 2018 11:13 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 15, 2018 11:13 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 11:07 AM (hMwEB)
Sounds high to me. Unless the Oddity is very strangely put together, re and re on the alternator should be one hour, tops. So, $120 labor, plus the cost of the part. Look it up on Rock Auto .com.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2018 11:13 AM (WFV7d)
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Because that summary was written by Rosenstein & Wray
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 15, 2018 11:14 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jim H at June 15, 2018 11:14 AM (akHM/)
Posted by: IC at June 15, 2018 11:14 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 15, 2018 11:11 AM (AM1GF)
Wellington got real lucky, as he had no way to feed his army. He had all that uncooked beef, until the Dutch showed up with their ovens.
Thus changing the course of history.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2018 11:14 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 11:14 AM (hMwEB)
The working title is "Swallow the Story"
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 15, 2018 11:15 AM (S8dD6)
How do I email CBD?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2018 11:15 AM (xJu33)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 15, 2018 11:15 AM (hMwEB)
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Because that summary was written by Rosenstein & Wray
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 15, 2018 11:14 AM (y3aQB)
Not what I asked. Again.
Has, or has not, anyone been referred for criminal investigation today ? Yesterday - it was said they were.
Its a simple question. Its a Yes or No.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 11:16 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 15, 2018 11:16 AM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 15, 2018 11:17 AM (c3OwK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2018 11:09 AM (fuK7c)
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OK I'm confused. What did Napoleon have to do with Graf Spee and the British and Langsdorff in Montevideo? I must have a seriously crossed wire.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2018 11:18 AM (AzW6q)
Nobody is listening ... but this, right here ... is what I'm talking about.
Simple damn question - has, or has not, criminal referrals taken place. Yesterday - the answer was YES !!! Along with all the usual condescension and preening.
Today ? Today its obfuscation.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 15, 2018 11:19 AM (fiGNd)
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"If you took a poll at the FBI, [I would win]," Trump told Doocy. "I mean the real FBI, not the scum on top."
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Check every quote that is "relayed" by libs of Trump. They are nearly 100% wrong on *every* quote.
Scum. at. the. TOP.
So you can put those necklaces back together for another day of clutching.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2018 11:19 AM (vDqXW)
Not due to any new info entering the picture. Not really even because Dir. Wray's performance at his presser was so jaw-dropping. Not even because Trump - disastrously and inexplicably - remains in rah-rah mode about Wray, per a tweet today.
Just because the absurdity of the IG's findings becomes more spectacular with more reflection.
Massive, systematic, obvious, ipso facto violations of serious laws occurred - nobody even pretends to deny this. Yet, in this vast tableau of criminal mishandling of classified information, violation of public records laws, destruction of evidence, the IG could find nothing irregular or dubious.
Huber could still produce some sanity and justice here. But the cowardice and/or delusion of the IG effort darkens an already dark picture.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2018 11:21 AM (QDnY+)
July 4, 1863. The last day of the battle at Gettysburg was also the last day the confedacy had any control over Vicksburg, Mississippi. That day, after a 10 day or so siege, about 24,000 confederate troops surrendered.
The Union now had total control of the Mississippi River from start to finish.Union Gunboats could and did for the rest of the war control who crossed that river. The confederacy was cut in two.
Even by quirk of fate had the Lee somehow managed to win at Gettysburg, the days of confederacy were numbered.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 15, 2018 11:22 AM (Ir8Pa)
Posted by: McDonalds worker at June 15, 2018 11:23 AM (11H2y)
The solution to the problem will not be Legal, it will be Political.
Nil desperandum if we don't get the reams of sealed indictments and frog marches we all clamor for.
Progress can still be made via other channels.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2018 11:26 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at June 15, 2018 11:30 AM (artIV)
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A fish rots from the head.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2018 11:36 AM (++ggZ)
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