Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (6/12/18 ) Apology Edition

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(No arguments here.)


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Quotes of The Day


Quote I

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Quote II

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Quote III

“We had to endure this under the Trump administration. We’re making more than $60,000 a year. We need to be doing far more important things than this. It felt like the lowest form of work you can take on without having to empty the trash cans.” Reginald Young, Jr.


Quote IV

A decline in courage may be the most striking feature, which an outside observer notices in the West in our days. The Western world has lost its civil courage, both as a whole and separately, in each country, each government, each political party, and, of course, in the United Nations. Such a decline in courage is particularly noticeable among the ruling groups and the intellectual elite, causing an impression of loss of courage by the entire society. Of course, there are many courageous individuals, but they have no determining influence on public life.Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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Boys will be girls and girls will be boys Burgers will be pancakes and pancakes will be burgers.


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Are there sexy Russian spies? The Horde can decide.

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The ONT's apology and peas peace offering.

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Moar apologizing......


Who knew that Golden Retrievers were sneaky little bastards?


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More settled science isn't so settled after all. Eight hours of sleep isn't enough.


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Just wondering out loud if Syracuse University will change their name to Syracuse Red? Each and every day they are sounding more Commie and dictatorial.


Fifteen students who “roasted” each other in private were suspended for up to two years after a video of their skits leaked to Facebook several weeks later

They were found guilty of “an immediate breach of the peace” (which did not occur) and expression that went “beyond the bounds of protected speech” (it didn’t)

SYRACUSE, N.Y., June 8, 2018 — Syracuse University should know what is “protected speech.” It emblazoned the words of the First Amendment on the facade of its school of public communications. It hosts a prestigious journalism program and is a private school that promises its students robust free speech rights. Despite this, the university just suspended 15 students from an engineering fraternity for hosting a private, satirical roast that the university claims caused “an immediate breach of the peace” and went “beyond the bounds of protected speech.” Neither of these findings are true.


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The ONT Musical Interlude (No Yoko For You)


June 12, 2005, Pink Floyd announced they would reunite with former bassist Roger Waters, who left the band in 1985, on July 2 for the Live 8 London concert. This would be the first time the band had played together as a quartet since The Wall tour in 1981. via thisdayinmusic.com

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1951, Born on this day, Brad Delp, guitarist and singer with Boston who had the 1977 UK No,22 single 'More Than A Feeling' and the 1986 US No.1 single 'Amanda.' Delp committed suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning in at his home in New Hampshire on March 9th 2007. via thisdayinmusic.com

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So what do you think of when you take Fido to the old dog park? Obviously nothing productive and/or wholesome.

If you’re a dog owner, maybe, just maybe, a couple of things that come to mind when you take ‘ol Spot to the dog park are rape culture and non-heterosexual “performativity.”

What’s that? You don’t consider such things when you’re walking the pup? No worries, then. The Portland Ungendering Research Initiative’s Helen Wilson is here to clue you in.

Her paper, “Human reactions to rape culture and queer performativity at urban dog parks in Portland, Oregon,” discusses the “emerging themes in human and canine interactive behavioral patterns in urban dog parks” in order to gain a better understanding about people’s decisions and “emergent assumptions around gender, race, and sexuality.

The term "crazy bitch" comes to mind.


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Bring it on Alec. Alec Baldwin says he could be POTUS if he wants to be.

Alec Baldwin may not be satisfied merely playing the President of the United States on Saturday Night Live; instead, he may actually want the real job for himself.

On Monday, Baldwin—who won an Emmy last year for his portrayal of Donald Trump on SNL—told Howard Stern that he could beat the current Commander in Chief if he decided to run for the top office in 2020.


I'm sure that Biff Kristol and the Cucks approve of his temperament.

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Paging the Donner Party IncredibleShinyShart, party of 10. Ethical cannibalism?

If you could taste human flesh in an ethical way, would you? It’s the kind of question you ask after watching Silence of the Lambs stoned. No matter how you respond, you never expect anyone to hold you to your answer. But in a recent Reddit post, user IncrediblyShinyShart shared the story of a motorcycle crash that put him face-to-face with the macabre hypothetical. When a car hit his bike and sent him careening into a nearby forest, his foot was shattered to the point that he would never walk on it again. When the doctor asked if he wanted to amputate, his one question was, “Can I keep it?

Maybe watching Yoko videos isn't so bad after all?

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I fought the law beans and the beans won. Genius Award Winner.

A standoff in a Florida grocery store between a hammer-wielding suspect and local law enforcement ended in an arrest and multiple charges after one quick-thinking official dinged the suspect in the back with first one and then a second can of Bush’s extra brown sugar baked beans.

Bonus: Video included.


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Tragedy averted. Cool, calm and collected and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Jennifer Potter, the assistant manager of the apartment complex, was riding by the pool in a golf cart on Wednesday, when she saw a small child alone in the deep end.

Potter said she jumped off the cart and "took my shoes off while still running and just dove right into the pool."

But when she reached the child she saw the boy's pregnant mother submerged under him. The mother had jumped into the pool earlier to try and save her son.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Fancy Basement Savers.

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Notice: Posted with permission and adult supervision by AceCorp, LLC. Yoko nights are behind us.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:27 PM




Comments

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1 So there I am...

*waves like a retarded individual*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 10:18 PM (Ckg4U)

2 Ambition and envy and pride in his nation and base raw hatred. Shakespeare packs a lot into 200 or so syllables. The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.

Enjoy.

https://tinyurl.com/yccwdnwn

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 12, 2018 10:18 PM (wz3Gi)

3 Slap!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 12, 2018 10:18 PM (iTpm7)

4 Miley!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 10:19 PM (Ckg4U)

5 Horde!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 12, 2018 10:19 PM (iTpm7)

6 Brad Delp is dead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 10:20 PM (FsRTQ)

7 Finally! The ONT is come!

Posted by: Surfperch at June 12, 2018 10:21 PM (4C0+v)

8 Alexandr Solzhenitsyn is right. Boy, what that man went through.

Posted by: jim at June 12, 2018 10:22 PM (gjGvH)

9 Dang it I read the content!

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 10:22 PM (jHrzU)

10 Muggeridge read 'The Abolition of Man' and/or 'Brave New World'. It seems.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:22 PM (6FqZa)

11 What does The ONT have to apologize for?

Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at June 12, 2018 10:22 PM (DMUuz)

12 We will *not* be going to IHOb for Father's Day this year. First time in 20 years, but they brought this on themselves.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2018 10:22 PM (EZebt)

13 ONT!

BTW, 80% reporting in, Katie Arrington still up 51% over NeverTrumper Piss for Brains Little Markie Sandford

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 10:23 PM (+dsLj)

14 I don't understand the context for Quote III?

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 10:23 PM (PEJUg)

15 IHOB will be hearing from our mob mouthpiece.

Posted by: Int'l House of Boobies at June 12, 2018 10:24 PM (FsRTQ)

16 I knew Brian Delp had died but didn't know it was suicide. Sad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 10:24 PM (pY+s4)

17 Good evening, Horde!

Quite the eclectic ONT, MisHum - Thanks!

It's the "extra brown sugar" specificity that really sells the baked beans item.

Posted by: ibguy at June 12, 2018 10:24 PM (vUcdz)

18 11 What does The ONT have to apologize for?
Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at June 12, 2018 10:22 PM (DMUuz)




Thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:24 PM (PHKDR)

19 Story of woman who saved the family is great

Posted by: kallisto at June 12, 2018 10:25 PM (lZ0Jc)

20 Next you'll tell me that Ian Anderson is dead.

Is Ian Anderson dead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 10:25 PM (FsRTQ)

21 Slap! Miley!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 12, 2018 10:25 PM (KP5rU)

22 I'm horribly, horribly disappointed. The link about sexy Soviet spies doesn't include any of the women involved in the US Marine Corps Embassy Guards scandal back in the '80s.

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 10:25 PM (DlSwL)

23 BTW, 80% reporting in, Katie Arrington still up 51% over NeverTrumper Piss for Brains Little Markie Sandford
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

Outstanding! He's a creep. What the heck is up with SC?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:25 PM (+Tibp)

24 The IHOB thing sounds dumb, but when I think about when I go to IHOP, it's normally on a weekend with the family. I still wouldn't go to them just for burgers.

Posted by: jim at June 12, 2018 10:26 PM (gjGvH)

25 Chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 10:26 PM (Ckg4U)

26 Oops, Brad Delp.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 10:26 PM (pY+s4)

27 "They suggested that I had had a liaison with multiple women in Russia," he added. "I found that to be rather ironic."

Avenatti claims these same nefarious Russian figures are telling others that he once had Russian and Ukrainian clients that had business interests with the U.S. government. The media seeking attorney denies he ever had such clients.

Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2018 10:27 PM (e8kgV)

28 Is Ian Anderson dead?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Ian is alive but living in the past.


Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:27 PM (+Tibp)

29 It's the "extra brown sugar" specificity that really sells the baked beans item.
Posted by: ibguy at June 12, 2018 10:24 PM (vUcdz)

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It was the heavy syrup!

Posted by: Edith at June 12, 2018 10:27 PM (EZebt)

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I prefer to say that we live in the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.

But I'll gladly accept any positive affirmation concerning the country.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 12, 2018 10:27 PM (S/hVx)

31 Notice: Posted with permission and adult supervision by AceCorp, LLC. Yoko nights are behind us.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:27 PM

Yoko Advisory in effect for the following counties...

Posted by: Surfperch's Weather Radio at June 12, 2018 10:27 PM (4C0+v)

32 Trump ain't so hot. Had I been there, I'd have not only ended joint exercises, but also sunk our own fleet.

Posted by: B. Obama at June 12, 2018 10:27 PM (LOq4H)

33 Bush's Baked Beans needs to work that story into a commercial.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2018 10:27 PM (+F0Wk)

34 Slap Miley?

Sounds rude and unmanly.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 12, 2018 10:27 PM (S6Pax)

35 20 Next you'll tell me that Ian Anderson is dead.

Is Ian Anderson dead?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 10:25 PM (FsRTQ)

He better not be
I have tickets to see him in August.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:27 PM (PHKDR)

36 Good evening MisHum! Fabulous ONT--as always!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 12, 2018 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

37 Outstanding! He's a creep. What the heck is up with SC?

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My parents are thinking of retiring to SC and I asked them, do you really want Nancyboy Graham to be your senator?

They're rethinking things now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 10:28 PM (+dsLj)

38 @32 Had I been there, I'd have not only ended joint exercises, but also sunk our own fleet.
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As I recall, you managed to get a good start on it...

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 10:28 PM (DlSwL)

39 He better not be
I have tickets to see him in August.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:27 PM (PHKDR)

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He puts on a good show no matter what.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 10:28 PM (FsRTQ)

40 Ian is alive but living in the past.


Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0


Frankly, he's thick as a brick.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 12, 2018 10:29 PM (S6Pax)

41 'What the heck is up with SC?'

That thing junior and I were discussing last thread? About how two peoples across a border might look the same, and speak almost the same language, but not actually be the same...?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)

42 Thanks to all the f5'ers for making this possible.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 10:30 PM (+lOpA)

43 Frankly, he's thick as a brick.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America

He's too old to rock n' roll, but he's too young to die.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:30 PM (+Tibp)

44 IHOB? Idiots.

As if there are no other restaurants to get burgers. Red Robin, McDonalds, Wendy's, BK, etc. etc.

Where the hell am I supposed to get pancakes in the afternoon when I am working the midwatch?

MAPA.

Make America Pancakes Again.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2018 10:30 PM (VDfgC)

45 re: 8 hours of sleep -- when I get settled in my post-military place, no alarm clocks for 100-ish days. I'll let you know how it goes.

Posted by: Arch Stanton at June 12, 2018 10:31 PM (zHjIL)

46 Tuesday ONT, thanks Mis Hum!!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 12, 2018 10:31 PM (0AYLv)

47 38 @32 Had I been there, I'd have not only ended joint exercises, but also sunk our own fleet.
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As I recall, you managed to get a good start on it...

And I would have if not for Trump and those pesky kids.

Posted by: Hic allry at June 12, 2018 10:31 PM (LOq4H)

48 America, Fuck Yeah!

https://youtu.be/RK9A6XAeugo

Victory lap after North Korea. I will watch it every day for a week.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 12, 2018 10:31 PM (rnAwa)

49 One ping only.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2018 10:31 PM (VDfgC)

50 IHOB is master marketing.

They still do pancakes.

But you now think of them for non-pancake food.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 10:31 PM (jHrzU)

51 So, I napped and therefore missed the Pedo Joe thread. However, I just went to youtube and did a search on "creepy Joe Biden girls". Yikes. There's a lot. How the hell is there no media coverage of this?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2018 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

52 According to the internet Ian Anderson is still somewhere playing flute one one foot.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 10:32 PM (+lOpA)

53 51 So, I napped and therefore missed the Pedo Joe thread. However, I just went to youtube and did a search on "creepy Joe Biden girls". Yikes. There's a lot. How the hell is there no media coverage of this?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2018 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

The media covering Biden's groping would be off-message.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 12, 2018 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

54 I just love the expression on the bassist's face in that Boston video.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 12, 2018 10:33 PM (w+Jhj)

55 ONT Greetings, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 10:33 PM (QzJWU)

56 51: Think of the media as Democrat Activists and it will make sense.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 10:33 PM (pY+s4)

57 "Human reactions to rape culture and queer performativity at urban dog parks in Portland, Oregon,"

I'm pretty sure this is a hoax. The journal is real, but I can't find a "feminist scholar" named Helen Wilson, and the The Portland Ungendering Research Initiative appears to be a fictitious organization (it has a web page with no content in it, and no other evidence of its existence, other than the reference in the paper).

As a Sokal-style hoax, it is expertly done - throwing in the reference to Portland was just icing on the cake.

Posted by: Niccolo M! at June 12, 2018 10:33 PM (dlwIY)

58 Yikes. There's a lot. How the hell is there no media coverage of this?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Just think of them as Democrat operatives with bylines.

It's easy.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 12, 2018 10:33 PM (S6Pax)

59 31.

Does that warning come from the ONT Emergency Broadcast System?

Posted by: jim at June 12, 2018 10:34 PM (gjGvH)

60

Will Waffle House become Chicken House?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 10:34 PM (IqV8l)

61 According to the internet Ian Anderson is still somewhere playing flute one one foot.
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 10:32 PM (+lOpA)

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Dayton.

He can stop now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 10:34 PM (FsRTQ)

62 Since the SJW movie wars have been coming up so much this week I'll mention an observation I noticed. The Incredibles 2 trailers have gone completely dark on the actual plot. In the original trailer it was revealed that Mr. Incredible had to become a stay at home dad while Mrs. Incredible was recruited to go out and save the day and rehabilitate the image of super heroes. The trailer featured Mr. Incredible struggling with the simple tasks of taking care of children while his wife was out in the world acting heroic. ALL of that has been scrubbed from the new TV spots.

Posted by: Max Power at June 12, 2018 10:35 PM (q177U)

63 Hot 100!

Posted by: fluffy at June 12, 2018 10:35 PM (cHbmY)

64 Oh--I just got it! The ONT APOLOGY edition!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 12, 2018 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

65 Sandford is about to be left with his Argentinian loving dick in his hand....

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 10:36 PM (+dsLj)

66 nerdygirl, the news is for normies. It's prolefeed.

There ARE people who look into the real news which is going on. Major investors pay them top dollar for their newsletters.

What you see on CNN is what CNN's masters want you to see. You're not really the customer. You're the product.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:36 PM (6FqZa)

67 8 hours of sleep. Being retired, at somewhat more than 29 I have about 50 years of sleep deprivation to catch up.

Posted by: Winston at June 12, 2018 10:36 PM (wgCUV)

68 Seems like another opportunity missed for International House of Steak and Blowjobs.

But thats just me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 12, 2018 10:36 PM (fiGNd)

69 14 I don't understand the context for Quote III?

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 10:23 PM (PEJUg)

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Perhaps if you clicked the link?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 12, 2018 10:37 PM (pvjTE)

70 Mrs. Incredible was recruited to go out and save the day and rehabilitate the image of super heroes. The trailer featured Mr. Incredible struggling with the simple tasks of taking care of children while his wife was out in the world acting heroic. ALL of that has been scrubbed from the new TV spots.

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Oh for fuck's sake.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 10:37 PM (+dsLj)

71 61 According to the internet Ian Anderson is still somewhere playing flute one one foot.
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 10:32 PM (+lOpA)

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Dayton.

He can stop now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 10:34 PM (FsRTQ)

Minneapolis August 31st
Saw him 2 years ago in April and he was still using the 1 leg stance.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:37 PM (PHKDR)

72 Since the SJW movie wars have been coming up so much this week I'll mention an observation I noticed. The Incredibles 2 trailers have gone completely dark on the actual plot. In the original trailer it was revealed that Mr. Incredible had to become a stay at home dad while Mrs. Incredible was recruited to go out and save the day and rehabilitate the image of super heroes. The trailer featured Mr. Incredible struggling with the simple tasks of taking care of children while his wife was out in the world acting heroic. ALL of that has been scrubbed from the new TV spots.
Posted by: Max Power at June




you know the difference between Mr. Incredible and mrs. incredible is that he can do all of the stay at home dad stuff, fry the bacon up in a pan and be ready for a vigorous romp in the hay when she gets home, and look good doing it too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 12, 2018 10:37 PM (MTjB1)

73 Muggeridge and Soltzhenitsyn knew the score.
Mug's "Great Liberal Death Wish" is still a gem of an essay, decades after he wrote it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 10:38 PM (0jtPF)

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Where the hell am I supposed to get pancakes in the afternoon when I am working the midwatch?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


You stand midwatch in the afternoon? Is that the Australian Navy where everything is upside down?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 10:38 PM (IqV8l)

75 MARK SANDFORD IS OUT!!!! MARK SANDFORD IS OUT!!!!!!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 10:38 PM (+dsLj)

76 68.

Sounds like the Starbucks in "Idiocracy"

Posted by: jim at June 12, 2018 10:38 PM (gjGvH)

77
Minneapolis August 31st
Saw him 2 years ago in April and he was still using the 1 leg stance.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:37 PM (PHKDR)

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What.

Stamina.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 10:38 PM (FsRTQ)

78 America beats the hell out of Portlandia

Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2018 10:39 PM (NbRJx)

79 Slap!

Miley!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 12, 2018 10:40 PM (mMeIQ)

80 MARK SANDFORD IS OUT!!!! MARK SANDFORD IS OUT!!!!!!
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

Not tired of winning just yet. Sanford was a toad. Why did he think NeverTrump was the winning strategy?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:40 PM (+Tibp)

81 "They're rethinking things now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen"
Tell 'em to move their plans a little bit north.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 12, 2018 10:40 PM (w+Jhj)

82 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 10:38 PM (FsRTQ

Attitudes can bring back certain Japanese singer of the screeching variety.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:40 PM (PHKDR)

83 Remember when those prankers got women to piss themselves as some kind of "solidarity"?

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 10:40 PM (+lOpA)

84 You stand midwatch in the afternoon? Is that the Australian Navy where everything is upside down?

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I thought the moose had the afternoon shift.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 10:40 PM (FsRTQ)

85 The salty tears of the NeverTrumper RINO fuckwhores on Twatter tonight are tasty indeed.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 10:41 PM (+dsLj)

86 I'll be mighty disappointed if "The Incredibles" goes SJW as I was planning on seeing it. Mighty disappointed.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2018 10:41 PM (jm1YL)

87 Westminsterdogshow!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 10:41 PM (Ckg4U)

88
Look up the Waffle House Index. FEMA uses that determine how bad the damage is to an area. If the Waffle Houses ain't operating, it's bad.

If the Waffle Houses are going gangbusters, no problem.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 10:41 PM (8O3HH)

89 Minneapolis August 31st
Saw him 2 years ago in April and he was still using the 1 leg stance.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:37 PM (PHKDR)

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What.

Stamina.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 10:38 PM (FsRTQ)



Definitely no inner ear problems.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 10:41 PM (+lOpA)

90
Not tired of winning just yet. Sanford was a toad.

He was a DUMMY!


Posted by: Fred Sanford at June 12, 2018 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

91
Rather to my surprise, my mid-year performance review was quite positive. Lots of good reports on my work from customers within the company.

Of course, if they knew how easy my job frequently is, they would probably fire me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2018 10:42 PM (LsBY9)

92 Scogg !!! You magnificent bastard !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 12, 2018 10:42 PM (fiGNd)

93 Good for Sandford. He has more time to "walk the Appalachian Trail" now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 10:42 PM (wSC8T)

94 Slap! Miley! Publius! Bozo!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 12, 2018 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

95 65 Sandford is about to be left with his Argentinian loving dick in his hand....
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 10:36 PM (+dsLj)
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85% of precincts reporting and Katie still has a slight majority!
*bites nails*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 10:42 PM (0jtPF)

96 Vox.com called SC-1 for Arrington

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:42 PM (6FqZa)

97 Brb, fapping

Posted by: Mark Sanford at June 12, 2018 10:42 PM (+Tibp)

98 Very nice ONT, Misanthropic Humanitarian

Ya know, I still think you have nothing to apologize for.

This is a self-selected group of broad shouldered guys and non-pearl-clutching 'ettes. We can abide.

Just think what we do to all of the lame trolls of Soros. Human buzzsaw-like ego deflation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2018 10:43 PM (hyuyC)

99 Mr. WDS showed me a pic from FB that showed the Seahawks burning an American flag in the locker room. Is it real?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 12, 2018 10:43 PM (mMeIQ)

100 ''Attitudes can bring back certain Japanese singer of the screeching variety.''

Gulp...Attitudes? What attitudes? We're all meek and subservient here.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2018 10:43 PM (jm1YL)

101 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 10:43 PM (rMz3V)

102 Comet !!! Cupid !!! Donner !!! Blitzen !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 12, 2018 10:43 PM (fiGNd)

103 Mr. WDS showed me a pic from FB that showed the Seahawks burning an American flag in the locker room. Is it real?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 12, 2018 10:43 PM (mMeIQ)


Hoax

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 10:44 PM (jHrzU)

104 Oh--I just got it! The ONT APOLOGY edition!
Posted by: Ladyl


I'm sorry! So sorry ...

Posted by: Brenda Lee at June 12, 2018 10:44 PM (AoK0a)

105 >>>Such a decline in courage is particularly noticeable among the ruling groups and the intellectual elite, causing an impression of loss of courage by the entire society.

They "lack all conviction" which allows them to be emotionally bullied by the 7th century barbarian crowd. They're very courageous when it comes to repressing and destroying their own citizens.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 10:44 PM (/qEW2)

106 Funneh.

*waves at Slap*

Posted by: SMH in wonder at June 12, 2018 10:44 PM (jS2zB)

107 Yo, EMT Dude, Where's my beer?

Posted by: Rescued at June 12, 2018 10:44 PM (TKQ/l)

108 75 MARK SANDFORD IS OUT!!!! MARK SANDFORD IS OUT!!!!!!
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 10:38 PM (+dsLj)
---------------------------
Hallelujah!!!

SC finally did something about a RINO.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 10:44 PM (0jtPF)

109 Sanford was a toad.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:40 PM (+Tibp)

That's an insult to Toads!

Posted by: Surfperch at June 12, 2018 10:44 PM (4C0+v)

110 Ladyl!

Everyone!

ScoggDog!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 10:44 PM (Ckg4U)

111 I know its a slim hope, but I hope those suspended engineers or perhaps ALL Syracuse engineers decide to get some revenge on the totalitarian cry babies.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 12, 2018 10:45 PM (eASYU)

112 Miss me yet?

Posted by: SONOBI at June 12, 2018 10:45 PM (IWBQA)

113 "They're very courageous when it comes to repressing and destroying their own citizens."

Not really, as has been seen with the London Police running away from pro-Robinson rallies

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:45 PM (6FqZa)

114
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2018 10:43 PM (hyuyC)

The ONT horde is by far the best audience

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:45 PM (PHKDR)

115 Slap!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 10:45 PM (FsRTQ)

116 1 So there I am...

*waves like a retarded individual*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 10:18 PM (Ckg4U)

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How do I tell the difference between this wave and your regular wave?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 12, 2018 10:45 PM (WEBkv)

117 Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't get it up!night, folks

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2018 10:46 PM (KxbBq)

118 *waves at SMH*

*runs in circles*

*falls down*

...who needs a beer?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 10:46 PM (Ckg4U)

119 MARK SANDFORD IS OUT!!!! MARK SANDFORD IS OUT!!!!!!
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

Not tired of winning just yet. Sanford was a toad. Why did he think NeverTrump was the winning strategy?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:40 PM


I was a big fan of his before the Appalachian trail walk and I thought he could be a potus contender. He seemed practical, like Trump. What a huge disappointment he turned out to be.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2018 10:46 PM (Z48ZB)

120 Don't cry for me South Carolinaaa

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:46 PM (6FqZa)

121 I heard Ian Anderson was too old to rock 'n roll, but too young to die

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 12, 2018 10:46 PM (oAY8z)

122 Alec Baldwin says he could be POTUS if he wants to be.

If he runs on the MAGA platform, sure. If he runs on the "America sucks and needs to be fundamentally transformed" platform, probably not.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

123 @80 Not tired of winning just yet. Sanford was a toad. Why did he think NeverTrump was the winning strategy?
-------------------

He is a man that apparently thought the way to get back in the good graces of both the voters and his wife was to give a public speech in which he talked about how his mistress (i.e. the woman that he was cheating on his wife with) was his soul mate.

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 10:46 PM (DlSwL)

124 SONOBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 10:46 PM (+lOpA)

125 What the fuck is wrong with the fucked in the head cannibals? Seriously WTF?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 12, 2018 10:47 PM (0OmEj)

126 "How do I tell the difference between this wave and your regular wave?"
-Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 12, 2018 10:45 PM (WEBkv)

No difference. *eats paste*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 10:47 PM (Ckg4U)

127 So, is there a run-off, or is Sanford kaput? Does it depend on final %s?


Very nice, if true.


The country and the world now just need about 125 more such primary removal of incumbent GOP types, and some progress might be made.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 10:47 PM (QDnY+)

128 personally, i prefer Yoko to four legged dogs...


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 10:47 PM (rMz3V)

129 I was a big fan of his before the Appalachian trail walk and I thought he could be a potus contender. He seemed practical, like Trump. What a huge disappointment he turned out to be.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2018 10:46 PM (Z48ZB)


It could be ... might be ... possibly ... that political ambitions are a key indicator of Early Onset Asshole Syndrome.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 12, 2018 10:47 PM (fiGNd)

130 Thanks for the ONT.

So, I think that article misses the mark. The question is 'The top sexiest Russian soy gals.' Yet Anna Chapman loses out to the Katia lady? Did I miss a meeting?


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 10:47 PM (aYCy9)

131 NORM!

Posted by: random Thursday night, 1990 at June 12, 2018 10:47 PM (My+1Z)

132
Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 10:46 PM (DlSwL)


Which just goes to show you that brass balls and brains don't go hand in hand.
Although he does have an incredibly yuuuge ego

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:47 PM (PHKDR)

133
Ben's busty sis Abigail can bring on the screech, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY_LG8JpCL8

Forward to about 2:45. She gets to really going.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 10:48 PM (8O3HH)

134 I did appreciate how Mrs Sanford immediately said, no, Mark, you can stick this marriage right up your bottom and I will see you in court.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:48 PM (6FqZa)

135 Are there sexy Russian spies? The Horde can decide.

Except for Anna Chapman, they were all dogs. The Russkies have seriously hot spies working for them - irresistibly hot. Those chicks weren't it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 10:48 PM (lz35u)

136 I heard Ian Anderson was too old to rock 'n roll, but too young to die
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

That's it. I'm skating away.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:48 PM (+Tibp)

137 The Incredibles is inherently conservative. I expect the sequel is as well.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 12, 2018 10:48 PM (rnAwa)

138
So did anyone else notice last night the other video beside Yoko? I didn't see anyone mention it...

Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 12, 2018 10:49 PM (4DCSq)

139 105---They're very courageous when it comes to repressing and destroying their own citizens.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 10:44 PM (/qEW2)
------------------------------
NO. They are NOT courageous.

It doesn't take courage to smack people who either can't or won't hit you back.
It doesn't take courage to go along with the popular kids.
It doesn't take courage to suck up to the ruling class.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 10:49 PM (0jtPF)

140
Today, Sanford.

Tomorrow, Miss Lindsey!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2018 10:49 PM (LsBY9)

141 Good for Sandford. He has more time to "walk the Appalachian Trail" Liverpool Pathway now.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 10:42 PM (wSC8T)




Edited, for improved outcome.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 10:49 PM (QzJWU)

142 Eleven!!!!

You missed me didn't you?.

Posted by: SONOBI at June 12, 2018 10:50 PM (IWBQA)

143
Ladyl!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 10:51 PM (8O3HH)

144 For any Sandlappers out here I note that Yancy McGill has 1.6% of the vote in the Rep. Governership primary. In a big surprise Margarette Willis got 17% in Dem primary

Posted by: tmitsss at June 12, 2018 10:51 PM (xlzu7)

145 I did look up the Shapirosis for... research purposes. Dangerous Ashkenaz curves indeed. More than a few /pol/ antisemites made discreet enquiries with the local mohel, I suspect

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:51 PM (6FqZa)

146 139
105---They're very courageous when it comes to repressing and destroying their own citizens.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 10:44 PM (/qEW2)

------------------------------

NO. They are NOT courageous.



It doesn't take courage to smack people who either can't or won't hit you back.

It doesn't take courage to go along with the popular kids.

It doesn't take courage to suck up to the ruling class.









Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 10:49 PM (0jtPF)


It DOES take courage to guard one's musk.

Posted by: Muskrat at June 12, 2018 10:51 PM (TKQ/l)

147 You missed me didn't you?.

Yes, but that was before the new scope showed up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 12, 2018 10:51 PM (IcT7t)

148 LAAAAADEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jerry Lewis at June 12, 2018 10:51 PM (FsRTQ)

149 Gun confiscation after trying to register firearm in CA.

https://tinyurl.com/ydb9mk8x

Via Insty.

This isn't a good thing and I worry that it's another signpost on the road to the burning times.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 12, 2018 10:51 PM (WEBkv)

150 {{SONOBI}}

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 10:52 PM (+lOpA)

151 Muskrat!!!!

Posted by: SONOBI at June 12, 2018 10:52 PM (IWBQA)

152 136 I heard Ian Anderson was too old to rock 'n roll, but too young to die
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

That's it. I'm skating away.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:48 PM (+Tibp)


Well, like they say, Nothing Is Easy

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 12, 2018 10:52 PM (oAY8z)

153 Sanford concedes

Posted by: tmitsss at June 12, 2018 10:52 PM (xlzu7)

154 NO. They are NOT courageous.

It doesn't take courage to smack people who either can't or won't hit you back.
It doesn't take courage to go along with the popular kids.
It doesn't take courage to suck up to the ruling class.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 10:49 PM (0jtPF)


It's very courageous ... the Participation Trophy sort of courage.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 10:53 PM (lz35u)

155 Sanford is really out with no runoff? Fantastic. I need to go find the vote tally.

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 10:53 PM (PEJUg)

156 Sanford concedes
Posted by: tmitsss

It moved. A bit, anyway.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:53 PM (+Tibp)

157

What a neat country, faults and all.
Apropos of nothing at all, I just wanted to acknowledge it once more.
I truly hope that offended someone, somewhere.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 12, 2018 10:53 PM (S/hVx)

158 I'd like to find five little girls with bad intent.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 12, 2018 10:53 PM (FsRTQ)

159 >>>Sanford concedes<<<

Pudding sales up in SC.

Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 10:54 PM (TKQ/l)

160 138
So did anyone else notice last night the other video beside Yoko? I didn't see anyone mention it...
Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 12, 2018 10:49 PM (4DCSq


A Tanya ONT how delightful, thats what happens when you upset the Status Quo.


Evil laughter from room _ _ _ 2

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:54 PM (PHKDR)

161 Well, like they say, Nothing Is Easy
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

Now you've got me wondering aloud.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:55 PM (+Tibp)

162
I prefer to say that we live in the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.

But I'll gladly accept any positive affirmation concerning the country.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 12, 2018 10:27 PM (S/hVx)

------

Yes Sir, and thank you for your always uplifting/ patriotic posts. Those of us us who were lucky enough to have won lifes lottery by being born into this exceptional Country should thank God every day. I know I do.

Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 10:55 PM (I16G8)

163 Courage is diagnosing PMS in ones wife and verbalizing same diagnoses.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 12, 2018 10:55 PM (LOq4H)

164 Wow, SC!! The Trumpian movement keeps on rolling. Paul Ryan was pulling for Sanford, wasn't he?

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 10:55 PM (PEJUg)

165 HI!

tomorrow iphon 8 will allow moi to say just what I think again!

yay!

Posted by: booknlass at June 12, 2018 10:55 PM (wNv1V)

166 163 Courage is diagnosing PMS in ones wife and verbalizing same diagnoses.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 12, 2018 10:55 PM (LOq4H)
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Possible. More likely stupidity, though.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 12, 2018 10:56 PM (WEBkv)

167 fake. google it

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at June 12, 2018 10:56 PM (9TR2V)

168
Yeah, Ryan had to come out and defend Sanford after Trump shit-tweeted him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 10:56 PM (8O3HH)

169 I hope Sanford will find redemption in private sector work but then, I had hoped that before. You can't spell HSV without S

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:56 PM (6FqZa)

170 134 I did appreciate how Mrs Sanford immediately said, no, Mark, you can stick this marriage right up your bottom and I will see you in court.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:48 PM (6FqZa)
-------------------------
Yep.
It has never failed to amaze me how few political wives do that.

I guess that, just as there are certain types who go into politics, there are certain types who marry politicians.
And Mrs. Sanford was not.... typical.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 10:56 PM (0jtPF)

171 Wow, SC!! The Trumpian movement keeps on rolling. Paul Ryan was pulling for Sanford, wasn't he?
Posted by: IC

Lou Dobbs has started a crusade to get Rino Ryan to step down or be otherwise replaced. Everyday he's on about him.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:56 PM (+Tibp)

172 oh, and Paul Ryan: suck the ladydick, suck it deep.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:57 PM (6FqZa)

173 164 Wow, SC!! The Trumpian movement keeps on rolling. Paul Ryan was pulling for Sanford, wasn't he?
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 10:55 PM (PEJUg)

Pulling? Funny way to spell oral sex.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:57 PM (PHKDR)

174 Thank you irongrandpa, I need that after today and the tiff with little bro a bit ago.

Puts me in a happy mood to go to bed. Thanks for the support horde. You are the best.

Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 10:58 PM (LBSeG)

175 166 163 Courage is diagnosing PMS in ones wife and verbalizing same diagnoses.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 12, 2018 10:55 PM (LOq4H)
--------------

Possible. More likely stupidity, though

Depends on the nearness of throwable objects.....

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 12, 2018 10:58 PM (LOq4H)

176 Yeah, Ryan had to come out and defend Sanford after Trump shit-tweeted him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 10:56 PM (8O3HH)

--------------------------

I knew Ryan was a politician but I didn't know he was a lowlife even for a politician.

I will not ever accept any excuse for infidelity. Probably because I'm all too well acquainted with same.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 12, 2018 10:58 PM (WEBkv)

177 The Lame Duck Speaker of the House.

Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 10:58 PM (TKQ/l)

178 Trump is probably the most historically ignorant President we have had other than Obama. I think Trump would beat Obama in a US history trivia contest only because Obama would get almost everything wrong.

Posted by: Cm9000 at June 12, 2018 10:59 PM (IuvkH)

179 Margarita: Mrs Sanford acted like Mrs Gore. Both knew that hubby was a big phony and likely suspected that he would cheat in public if he hadn't already in private.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:59 PM (6FqZa)

180 Wow, SC!! The Trumpian movement keeps on rolling. Paul Ryan was pulling for Sanford, wasn't he?
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 10:55 PM (PEJUg)

Pulling? Funny way to spell oral sex.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 10:57 PM (PHKDR)


From what I learned watching Sly's version of Get Carter (excellent movie, BTW) "pulling" means "getting chicks for".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:00 PM (lz35u)

181 Ian is alive and well. He just can't sing anymore. But his flute playing is better than ever.

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 12, 2018 11:00 PM (56ws8)

182 What's this "Liverpool Pathway", Jim? Is that the series of events that led to the Beatles jettisoning Pete Best? If so, that sounds good to me!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 11:00 PM (wSC8T)

183 Ryan. What a shitweasel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:00 PM (FsRTQ)

184 Yeah, Lou Dobbs hates Ryan...very scathing commentary on a daily basis about him. Nothing untrue and all spot on.

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 11:00 PM (PEJUg)

185 146--It DOES take courage to guard one's musk.
Posted by: Muskrat at June 12, 2018 10:51 PM (TKQ/l)
-----------------------------
Well, aren't you the little wiseacre!
Hey, you know why I was invented? You know what I was made for? Huh?

Posted by: Musket at June 12, 2018 11:00 PM (0jtPF)

186 177 The Lame Duck Speaker of the House.
Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 10:58 PM (TKQ/l)



So....who's the next abject soulless sellout?

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 11:01 PM (+lOpA)

187 @170
I guess that, just as there are certain types who go into politics, there are certain types who marry politicians.
And Mrs. Sanford was not.... typical.
-------------------------

IIRC, it was a second offense with the same woman. She'd forgiven him after the first time. And iirc, she was initially willing to let it go after the second time. But then he gave the speech where he blathered on about how his girlfriend was his soul mate, and Mrs. Sanford went ahead and threw him out of the Governor's Mansion.

Mrs. Edwards was another who let her husband have it after his affair came to light. Of course, she was dying at the time. So she likely had a slightly different view of things than most wives of politicians.

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 11:01 PM (DlSwL)

188 178 It begins

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at June 12, 2018 11:01 PM (9TR2V)

189 "I heard Ian Anderson was too old to rock 'n roll, but too young to die

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah



That's it. I'm skating away.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 10:48 PM (+Tibp)



Well, like they say, Nothing Is Easy

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah"
Stand Up when you say that.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 12, 2018 11:01 PM (w+Jhj)

190
It was a new day yesterday but it's an old day now.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at June 12, 2018 11:01 PM (IqV8l)

191 181 Ian is alive and well. He just can't sing anymore. But his flute playing is better than ever.
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 12, 2018 11:00 PM (56ws

-------

Blind guys develop exquisite hearing sensitivity. Same principle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:02 PM (FsRTQ)

192 As for Arrington, I wish her well in the general election. I also wish her courage in her future career. Really hope she does not do an Ayotte or a Rubio.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 11:02 PM (6FqZa)

193 The Trumpian movement keeps on rolling. Paul Ryan was pulling for Sanford, wasn't he?

***************

Not just him, but Mark Meadows as well. As soon as Trump curbstomped his silly ass on Twitter, out Ryan and Meadows came to defend Sandford, saying what a fine congressman he was, indeed.

I wish they could defend us as passionately the way these political cocksuckers defend each other.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:02 PM (+dsLj)

194 iirc Radio said IHOB was a one time marketing ploy. That they never intended for it to be permanent
anymore than they would change their name to Whopper Pancake.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 11:02 PM (Vnlws)

195 Well, aren't you the little wiseacre!
Hey, you know why I was invented? You know what I was made for? Huh?

Posted by: Musket at June 12, 2018 11:00 PM (0jtPF)


All I know is that none of the Musketeers carried muskets.

What's up with that?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:02 PM (lz35u)

196 Cm9000, where did this come from, exactly?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 11:02 PM (6FqZa)

197 186 177 The Lame Duck Speaker of the House.
Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 10:58 PM (TKQ/l)


So....who's the next abject soulless sellout?
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 11:01 PM (+lOpA)


it's six of one, half a dozen of the other

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 11:03 PM (PHKDR)

198 Cnn panel is completely freaking about the vid. Strong sign of its effectiveness.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 11:03 PM (PUmDY)

199 As for Arrington, I wish her well in the general election. I also wish her courage in her future career. Really hope she does not do an Ayotte or a Rubio

*************************

I doubt she could be worse, only 3 RINOs in Congress voted against Trump more often than Sandford did.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:03 PM (+dsLj)

200 So....who's the next abject soulless sellout?
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 11:01 PM (+lOpA)
----------------
ME!

Posted by: The entire Congress at June 12, 2018 11:03 PM (WEBkv)

201 193, Mark Meadows as well??? That disappointing; he is the guy on the ways and means committee right? Thought he would have more sense.

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 11:03 PM (PEJUg)

202 beware the Witches Promise

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 12, 2018 11:03 PM (oAY8z)

203 So....who's the next abject soulless sellout?

Posted by: eleven

That pretty boy from CA

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 11:05 PM (Vnlws)

204 I'm gonna have to disagree, CM9000. It's my opinion that Trump is not a doctrinaire conservative, but rather a smart business leader who makes a point of knowing what works and what doesn't.

I think he recognized that Reagan was the best President of his lifetime, and as a result decided that he would be like Reagan, only better.

And so far, I kind of have to say he's succeeding at that.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 11:05 PM (wSC8T)

205 time to look for that dead girl or live boy in Mark Meadows' circle.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 11:05 PM (6FqZa)

206 CNN was freaking out about the menu at the summit. Too lavish etc etc. did they expect frozen dinners to be served?

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 11:05 PM (PEJUg)

207 I watched some MSDNC this morning to gloat. Every single panelist informed me that the Singapore summit was a disaster for the US. Forever.

Oh, and one of the panelists was corrupt former NJ senator Robert Torricelli. When was he reconstructed?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 12, 2018 11:05 PM (+Tibp)

208 @195 All I know is that none of the Musketeers carried muskets.

What's up with that?
-------------------

They do in the first book. There's a (very) brief segment where they're fighting in a war against the British. It's somewhat ironic considering that they spend much of the *rest* of the book helping Buckingham bang the Queen of France without getting caught (D'Artagnen is completely smitten with the maid that the Queen's using to smuggle Buckingham into her chambers).

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 11:06 PM (DlSwL)

209 Mr. WDS showed me a pic from FB that showed the Seahawks burning an American flag in the locker room. Is it real?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Hoax
Posted by: blaster


Yup. Photoshopped.

They were actually burning an effigy of Trump.

Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2018 11:06 PM (JGBbg)

210 Russian spies.

You have to wonder about this.

A young reporter boffs a senior Senate staffer in exchange for information for several years, and our crack counter-intelligence agencies never noticed, despite the fact that the reporter was taking no security precautions at all.

One has to assume that prettier and more professional seekers of information are all over official DC.

Of course, the FBI won't notice, since they are too busy trying to overthrow Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History at June 12, 2018 11:06 PM (dlwIY)

211 Trump is probably the most historically ignorant President we have had other than Obama. I think Trump would beat Obama in a US history trivia contest only because Obama would get almost everything wrong.
Posted by: Cm9000 at June 12, 2018 10:59 PM (IuvkH)

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WTAF? He is changing the World before our very eyes. You can not do that without knowing history.

Are you temporarily off your meds, or something like that?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 11:07 PM (I16G8)

212 The pooches and the kiddo is cute.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 12, 2018 11:07 PM (WEBkv)

213
And so far, I kind of have to say he's succeeding at that.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 11:05 PM (wSC8T)

---------

To think, we could have had Hillary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:07 PM (FsRTQ)

214 @206 CNN was freaking out about the menu at the summit. Too lavish etc etc. did they expect frozen dinners to be served?
---------------------

Seriously. The guy Trump is meeting with is the sole dictatorial ruler of one of the most repressive countries on Earth. People like that are influenced by obvious displays of power.

A vegan meal isn't going to do the trick.

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 11:07 PM (DlSwL)

215 Trump's genius level IQ is a matter of public record.

Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 11:08 PM (TKQ/l)

216 CNN was freaking out about the menu at the summit. Too lavish etc etc. did they expect frozen dinners to be served?

Posted by: IC

But they swooned over pole boy with his WaHabi steaks and fine wine.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 11:08 PM (Vnlws)

217 They do in the first book.

I guess they weren't very good shots and had to fall back ont he old sword.

I admit, I never read the book(s). All I know about the 3/4 Musketlessteers is from the movies.

(D'Artagnen is completely smitten with the maid that the Queen's using to smuggle Buckingham into her chambers).

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 11:06 PM (DlSwL)


Well, sure. Raquel Welch ... it doesn't get much better than that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:08 PM (lz35u)

218 So...I am a middle-aged black woman who considers herself an independent.

And I find Robert Menendez to be a vile human being, and will be voting for his opponent.

At least that's what I told the automated poll this afternoon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2018 11:08 PM (wYseH)

219 But you now think of them for non-pancake food.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 10:31 PM (jHrzU)

No, I don't. I scarcely think of them at all, but if i do, it's in the context of pancakes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 11:08 PM (WFV7d)

220 To think, we could have had Hillary.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:07 PM (FsRTQ)

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In cuckworld, dreamy.

In the real world, nightmare.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 12, 2018 11:09 PM (WEBkv)

221 Trump is probably the most historically ignorant President we have had
other than Obama. I think Trump would beat Obama in a US history trivia
contest only because Obama would get almost everything wrong.

Posted by: Cm9000 at June 12, 2018 10:59 PM (IuvkH)


Trump went to school back when they made kids actually learn history so I doubt he is that historically ignorant.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 11:09 PM (imSgd)

222 195---All I know is that none of the Musketeers carried muskets.

What's up with that?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:02 PM (lz35u)
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Yeah, that's odd.
They didn't carry tennis rackets either.
So what's up with the Musketeers Cup at Roland Garros?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 11:10 PM (0jtPF)

223 178 Itching for a fight?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 12, 2018 11:10 PM (0OmEj)

224 ''CNN was freaking out about the menu at the summit. Too lavish etc etc. did they expect frozen dinners to be served? ''

Funny, I never heard that they freaked out over the menus at the Obama White House.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2018 11:10 PM (jm1YL)

225 215 Trump's genius level IQ is a matter of public record.
Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 11:08 PM (TKQ/l)



I've never heard that. But I have seen him outsmart every single person he's come up against for the last three years.

Wouldn't surprise me tho.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 11:10 PM (+lOpA)

226 Of course, the FBI won't notice, since they are too busy trying to overthrow Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History
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Or they are also boffing Russian spys.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 11:10 PM (Vnlws)

227 Mark Meadows as well??? That disappointing; he is the guy on the ways and means committee right? Thought he would have more sense.

**************************

His words:

"House Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows, R-N.C., said Sanford "has been a valued member of the Freedom Caucus and certainly has been a thoughtful member of Congress."

Really?

"Sanford has called the president's steel and aluminum tariffs "an experiment with stupidity," and he has suggested that Trump's rhetoric has been divisive and bad for the country. Sanford also hit Trump's insults of Haiti and African nations "stupid" and has said Trump has done "weird stuff" as president."

Enjoy your Appalachian Trail, dipshit.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:10 PM (+dsLj)

228 Trump's genius level IQ is a matter of public record.

Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 11:08 PM (TKQ/l)


Trump certainly does not have a genius IQ, but he is awesome at dealing with people and seems to have a great feeling for situations. But this was known because he was such an accomplished builder in Manhattan - which is a very difficult task fraught with all sorts of problems and scummy people - and he did it cleanly, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:11 PM (lz35u)

229 215 Trump's genius level IQ is a matter of public record.
Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 11:08 PM (TKQ/l)

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He's no Obama.

Kierkegaard, yo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:12 PM (FsRTQ)

230 Sanford = thoughtful member of Congress? Lord help us. The GOPe, with the exception of a few, are idiots.

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 11:12 PM (PEJUg)

231 America beats the hell out of Portlandia
Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2018 10:39 PM (NbRJx)



Save us.

Posted by: Molalla, Mulino, Canby & Newberg at June 12, 2018 11:12 PM (2K6fY)

232 I always liked Bush's Baked Beans because of the great taste. Now I have another reason to like them.

Posted by: bocephus at June 12, 2018 11:13 PM (TyqgA)

233 What was that expensive beef Obama loved do much? Wagyu or Kobe or something..

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 11:13 PM (PEJUg)

234
But they swooned over pole boy with his WaHabi steaks and fine wine.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 11:08 PM (Vnlws)

Don't forget his wife draped in Courtyard by Marriot drapery dresses with belts used in steel belted radials.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 11:13 PM (PHKDR)

235 dang, coulda sworn i saw it reported he tested genius level, bing says no

Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 11:13 PM (TKQ/l)

236 I had an omelet at IHOP last time I went.


Deelish.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 11:14 PM (+lOpA)

237 @217 I admit, I never read the book(s). All I know about the 3/4 Musketlessteers is from the movies.
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The books are fictional stories about historical people who really existed. There really was a D'Artagnan, for instance, although the details likely don't match up too well with what Dumas wrote. And there really was a man in an iron mask, although to this day no one knows exactly why.

The first book is pretty good. My recollection of the second book is that it got rather dull for long stretches. But it's been quite a while since I read it. And the version of the third book that I read was the "good parts" version that had much of the content cut in order to focus on the story of the Man in the Iron Mask.

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 11:14 PM (CIiAQ)

238 Yeah, that's odd.
They didn't carry tennis rackets either.
So what's up with the Musketeers Cup at Roland Garros?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 11:10 PM (0jtPF)


What's up with the French naming a stadium/tennis tournament after a guy int he military. You would think that the French would want to forget all of their military folks (seeing how they did nothing but lose). Except for Napoleon, of course. The French still go back to their military greatness while they were being ruled by a dictator. They yearn for the return of those days. Just ask any Frenchman. That was the high point of France, in their eyes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:14 PM (lz35u)

239 233 What was that expensive beef Obama loved do much? Wagyu or Kobe or something..
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 11:13 PM (PEJUg)

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Reggie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:14 PM (FsRTQ)

240 The 'Freedom Caucus' is bullshit, then.
I never did trust it since it was founded 2015. Its name me-too'ed the older Liberty Caucus, from 2011

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 11:15 PM (6FqZa)

241 "I always liked Bush's Baked Beans because of the great taste. Now I have another reason to like them.

Posted by: bocephus"

We drive past the factory every time we go to Pigeon Forge. One day we mean to stop and look around the visitors center.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 12, 2018 11:16 PM (w+Jhj)

242 CNN was freaking out about the menu at the summit. Too lavish etc etc. did they expect frozen dinners to be served?
-----------------------------------
Big Macs and cheetos.
Then they could make fun of Trump for being vulgar!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 11:16 PM (0jtPF)

243 Ryan is one of the most truly contemptible public figures it is possible to imagine. Could have been a positive difference maker but instead was a total self-serving corrupt hack. Beneath contempt.

Posted by: Cm9000 at June 12, 2018 11:16 PM (IuvkH)

244 Wagging, not Wagyu.

Posted by: Barack at June 12, 2018 11:16 PM (TKQ/l)

245 What was that expensive beef Obama loved do much? Wagyu or Kobe or something..

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 11:13 PM (PEJUg)


It was those beef patties they have to dig through rivet shit for.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:16 PM (lz35u)

246 Except for Anna Chapman, they were all dogs. The Russkies have seriously hot spies working for them - irresistibly hot. Those chicks weren't it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 10:48 PM (lz35u)

I would totally let Anna Chapman attempt to worm secrets out of me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 11:16 PM (WFV7d)

247 Cicero, me thinks Reggie has been replaced with Branson. Those two are perpetually on vacays together.

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 11:17 PM (PEJUg)

248 All I know is that none of the Musketeers carried muskets.
What's up with that?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


They carried them earlier in life, before the stories about them, where they had switched to full-time swordplay due to early-onset deafness.

You just can't do their job with a really advanced case of Musket Ears.

Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2018 11:17 PM (JGBbg)

249 The Lame Duck Speaker Squeekhole of the House.


Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 10:58 PM (TKQ/l)




Rumor has it, behind his bunghole is a Chamber of Commerce.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 11:17 PM (QzJWU)

250 I love those automated poles.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 12, 2018 11:17 PM (IqV8l)

251 Did he say what one of the "weird things" were?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 11:17 PM (PUmDY)

252 Civet cat.

Posted by: navybrat, keeping a low profile at June 12, 2018 11:18 PM (w7KSn)

253 It's a Vincent Black Lightning, 1952...

Posted by: ro-man at June 12, 2018 11:18 PM (RuIsu)

254 Cicero, me thinks Reggie has been replaced with Branson. Those two are perpetually on vacays together.
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 11:17 PM (PEJUg)

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Hmm. I haven't been keeping up with buggery news.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:18 PM (FsRTQ)

255 222 195---All I know is that none of the Musketeers carried muskets.

What's up with that?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:02 PM (lz35u)
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Yeah, that's odd.
They didn't carry tennis rackets either.
So what's up with the Musketeers Cup at Roland Garros?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 11:10 PM (0jtPF)


Roland Garros carried a machine gun.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 11:18 PM (sdi6R)

256 Civet cat.

Posted by: navybrat, keeping a low profile at June 12, 2018 11:18 PM (w7KSn)


Thank you. I knew there was an "ivet" in there somewhere.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:18 PM (lz35u)

257 dang, coulda sworn i saw it reported he tested genius level, bing says no

****************

I do believe he is a very stable genius though.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:18 PM (+dsLj)

258 Rumor has it, behind his bunghole is a Chamber of Commerce.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 11:17 PM (QzJWU)

Open borders has a new meaning.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 11:19 PM (PHKDR)

259 Trump went to school back when they made kids actually learn history so I doubt he is that historically ignorant.

Posted by: redbanzai
**********


Pre-college he graduated from a military academy.
He graduated from Wharton College. He attended both schools when quality education was the product.

He may not be Einstein but he ain't stupit.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 11:19 PM (Vnlws)

260 Ryan has seen a huge prolapse in his poll numbers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:19 PM (FsRTQ)

261 Except for Anna Chapman, they were all dogs. The Russkies have seriously hot spies working for them - irresistibly hot. Those chicks weren't it.

*****************************

I remember Anna Chapman, my God I'd sell out my country just for a squeeze of her boobies in a heartbeat.

Well no, I wouldn't. I'd like to think I'd hold out for two squeezes at least.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:20 PM (+dsLj)

262 fake. google it
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at June 12, 2018 10:56 PM (9TR2V)

1. What is fake? Context, please.

2. Googlag is evil. There are better search engines not run by Leftards. Use them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 11:21 PM (WFV7d)

263 Well no, I wouldn't. I'd like to think I'd hold out for two squeezes at least.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:20 PM (+dsLj)

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Standard protocol is one per side. Does that work for you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:21 PM (FsRTQ)

264 If only Yoko Ono and Status Quo had hooked up, we'd have discovered and harnessed cold fusion decades ago.

Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2018 11:21 PM (J7XgW)

265 I remember Anna Chapman, my God I'd sell out my country just for a squeeze of her boobies in a heartbeat.

Well no, I wouldn't. I'd like to think I'd hold out for two squeezes at least.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:20 PM (+dsLj)



I'd sell her our secret for shitty politicians.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 11:22 PM (+lOpA)

266 Chavez! Ladyl! Westminsterdogshow!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 12, 2018 11:22 PM (iTpm7)

267 Hiya, Moronsketeers.

Jumping to the bottom of the thread...

IC: What was that expensive beef Obama loved do much?

Cicero: Reggie.

[ ummm ]

So you're saying Reggie didn't come cheap?

[ sorry, Moronity made me do it ]

Posted by: mindful webworker - summertime, and the weather is RAGING 70MPH WINDS AND THUNDERSTORMS at June 12, 2018 11:22 PM (67teE)

268 The 'Freedom Caucus' is bullshit, then.
I never did trust it since it was founded 2015.

***************************

Yeah seriously, the fuck kind of a "freedom" caucus is it gonna be with Sandford as a member? Ridiculous.

How the hell does this guy who calls his mistress his soulmate in front of the whole country not get forever shamed out of politics?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:22 PM (+dsLj)

269 I'd sell her our secret for shitty politicians.

******************

You are much smarter than me.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:23 PM (+dsLj)

270 junior

Reading the entire third book of the Three Musketeers (The Vicomte of Bragelonne: Ten Years Later) was a trial. It was verbose, very long, and sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2018 11:23 PM (hyuyC)

271 Ryan doesn't care about the polls anymore; he is trying to get 'Dreamer' amnesty through the Congress.
tinyurl.com/y7ae32ql

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 11:23 PM (6FqZa)

272 Standard protocol is one per side. Does that work for you?

***************

I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:23 PM (+dsLj)

273 Hope the 'Cuse leakers got kicked out of the house and had the snot beat out of them.
Tattle tale culture is so f'ing Soviet.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 12, 2018 11:24 PM (oLa9K)

274 And there really was a man in an iron mask, although to this day no one knows exactly why.

Doctor's prescription - severely anaemic ...

Posted by: Adriane the Medical Technology Critic ... at June 12, 2018 11:24 PM (AoK0a)

275 And there really was a man in an iron mask, although to this day no one knows exactly why.

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Stainless steel was expensive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:25 PM (FsRTQ)

276 The 'Freedom Caucus' is bullshit, then.

I never did trust it since it was founded 2015.



***************************



Yeah seriously, the fuck kind of a "freedom" caucus is it gonna be with Sandford as a member? Ridiculous.



How the hell does this guy who calls his mistress his soulmate in
front of the whole country not get forever shamed out of politics?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:22 PM (+dsLj)

Sanford is a total dick and a sleaze but he was fairly conservative. Meadow's comment is not an endorsement of his private life OR his TDS. That being said Meadows, while conservative, is much more likely to bow to establishment wishes than Jordan or Brat. I wish he were not the face of the Freedom Caucus.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 11:26 PM (imSgd)

277 And there really was a man in an iron mask, although to this day no one knows exactly why.

Nickel allergy.

Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2018 11:27 PM (JGBbg)

278 260 Ryan has seen a huge prolapse in his poll numbers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:19 PM (FsRTQ)

The only numbers he cares about are the ones on the checks his "consulting" company is going to be getting from the CoC types.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 12, 2018 11:28 PM (oLa9K)

279 I understand Bill Kristol tastes like chicken. Well, cuck at least.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 11:28 PM (Evws/)

280 Yeah seriously, the fuck kind of a "freedom" caucus is it gonna be with Sandford as a member? Ridiculous.

How the hell does this guy who calls his mistress his soulmate in front of the whole country not get forever shamed out of politics?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:22 PM (+dsLj)


Sanford used to be a very decent conservative. After he got caught hiking the Appalachian trail everything changed. It was a real shame because he was good. Then it all went to shit.

The Freedom Caucus has had more than a few missteps over the years but it was started by a rock solid Tea Party conservative - Jim Jordan and is still the best thing we have in the House. Jordan, BTW, was a fantastic college wrestler, two time NCAA champ and one of those he beat John Smith (Olympic gold medalist and one of the greatest American wrestlers, ever). He could probably kick anyone's ass on the Hill.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:29 PM (lz35u)

281 Any Scientologists still up? Don lemon was saying PT NK vid reminded him of L Ron Hubbard. What did that mean?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 11:29 PM (PUmDY)

282 The Freedom Caucus has had more than a few missteps over the years but it was started by a rock solid Tea Party conservative - Jim Jordan

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I wish he could become the new Speaker, what a change that would be.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:30 PM (+dsLj)

283 279 I understand Bill Kristol tastes like chicken. Well, cuck at least.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 11:28 PM (Evws/)

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Yeah. A lot like chicken.

Posted by: Jen Rubin at June 12, 2018 11:30 PM (FsRTQ)

284 "What did that mean?"

Tax exempt?

Posted by: navybrat, keeping a low profile at June 12, 2018 11:30 PM (w7KSn)

285 Yeah seriously, the fuck kind of a "freedom" caucus is it gonna be with Sandford as a member? Ridiculous.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen


Another example of the rule that anything named by a government is really exactly the opposite?

The PDRK: only the "Korea" part is true, the rest is exactly the opposite of what it is.

The PPACA: only the "Act" part is true, the rest is exactly the opposite of what it is.

Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2018 11:31 PM (JGBbg)

286 I wish he could become the new Speaker, what a change that would be.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:30 PM (+dsLj)


That would be very cool.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:31 PM (lz35u)

287 Ryan has seen a huge prolapse in his poll numbers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:19 PM (FsRTQ)

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Of course he has. He is retiring , but wants to boof us one final time by trying to pass a new DACA. One final fuck you! To the base before he collects a 2 million a year salary lobbying.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 11:32 PM (I16G8)

288 Shit on everything.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2018 11:32 PM (zfrbv)

289 264 If only Yoko Ono and Status Quo had hooked up, we'd have discovered and harnessed cold fusion decades ago.
Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2018 11:21 PM (J7XgW

It's that can do attitude that makes me come back night, after night, after night.

Thanks Fritz!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 11:32 PM (PHKDR)

290 Test

Posted by: Ladyl at June 12, 2018 11:33 PM (TdMsT)

291 Shit on everything.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2018 11:32 PM (zfrbv)


Get thee behind me, Obama.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 12, 2018 11:34 PM (T71PA)

292 Alberta Oil Peon: Googlag is evil. There are better search engines not run by Leftards. Use them.

"Do no evil" long ago became "d'evil".

Let the very word G--gle be stricken from the language, spoken of only partially, like n----r. May all their invasive info collection methods be abandoned, all their data wiped. Let their empire wither to dust and be forgotten for all time.

Hey, have you seen my blog of YouTube playlists?

Posted by: mindful webworker - duck duck duck duck duck duck a go go at June 12, 2018 11:34 PM (67teE)

293

L Ron Hubbard went to the cupboard to get his poor dog a bone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 11:34 PM (IqV8l)

294 The Man in the Iron Mask met, and married Madame Butterfly.

They settled down in some town called Gadda Davita, last I'd heard.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 11:34 PM (QzJWU)

295 You passed, Ladyl.

C+

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 11:35 PM (Ckg4U)

296 sorry to push back at you TPOP but : why did Jim Jordan found his own 'Freedom' caucus at a time there was already a 'Liberty' caucus? Why didn't he just join and endorse the LC?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 11:35 PM (6FqZa)

297 290 Test
Posted by: Ladyl at June 12, 2018 11:33 PM (TdMsT)

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Nope.

Check your AE-35 unit.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 12, 2018 11:35 PM (FsRTQ)

298 Hi Miley!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 12, 2018 11:35 PM (TdMsT)

299 281 Any Scientologists still up? Don lemon was saying PT NK vid reminded him of L Ron Hubbard.

PDT kinda looks like L Ron. And he has a similar persuasive charisma. Just my guess, but who knows with a guy like Lemon?

Posted by: Wasting at June 12, 2018 11:36 PM (Z0hfz)

300
If it get elected to Congress one day, I'll start the Ficus Caucus. We'll be for fiscal responsibility. Ficus Fiscals.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 11:36 PM (8O3HH)

301 295 You passed, Ladyl.

C+
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 11:35 PM (Ckg4U)


Not good enough!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 12, 2018 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

302 281 Any Scientologists still up? Don lemon was saying PT NK vid reminded him of L Ron Hubbard. What did that mean?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 11:29 PM (PUmDY)

Calling Tom Cruise to the white phone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 11:36 PM (PHKDR)

303 sorry to push back at you TPOP but : why did Jim Jordan found his own 'Freedom' caucus at a time there was already a 'Liberty' caucus? Why didn't he just join and endorse the LC?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 11:35 PM (6FqZa)


I have no idea. I assume he must have disagreed with something but I really know nothing about this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:37 PM (lz35u)

304 Here's the difference between wagyu and Kobe beef...

Kobe is the "capital" of Hyohgo Prefecture. That's the farm country of Japan, its breadbasket, so to speak. It's like Nebraska or Iowa to them.

That region is most famous for its beef. It's said that the ranchers massage their cows with whiskey. I don't know if that's actually true, but Kobe beef is very well marbled, with veins of fat running all through it. It's extremely high-quality beef, and strict import/export restrictions mean it's generally not available here in the US. If you see a restaurant here offering, say, "Kobe beef sliders" or something like that, it's not actually Kobe beef. If you go to a high-end steakhouse and they're offering a Kobe steak for, like, $100, well, that might actually be Kobe beef. But it also might not.

Some restaurants instead offer "wagyu" beef. Wagyu literally means "Japanese-style beef". It's not Kobe beef, so describing it as "Japanese-style" is literally meaningless.

It was wagyu beef that Obama was always eating. "Wagyu" doesn't actually mean anything as far as quality, which makes it a perfect metaphor for the Obama Presidency.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 11:37 PM (wSC8T)

305
Heh, most of the GOPe is in the Cuck Caucus. Jeff Flake is the head.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 11:37 PM (8O3HH)

306 At the end of the Three Musketeers, when Michael York's d'Artagnan is made a King's Musketeer, he is presented with his soubreveste and his musket.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 11:37 PM (Evws/)

307 Jordan might well be one of the few who could be trusted not to wilt as Speaker, but the problem remains giving such a Speaker more than 40-50 votes he can rely on to do important things (not easy things).


This involves 125+ Sanfords being retired (including Senate GOP). This is, um, hard to do. And there's no one or powerful entity even trying to do it.


Thus America's future confronts its main challenge.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 11:37 PM (QDnY+)

308
My senior senator, Miss Lindsey, is the founding member of the Cock Caucus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 11:38 PM (8O3HH)

309 Massage their cows with whiskey?? Wow.

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 11:38 PM (PEJUg)

310 Don't ask how I know this, but if you hit someone in the head with a can of beans - or get hit in the head with a can of beans - it hurts like hell!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 11:38 PM (V2Yro)

311 Obama liked to Wagyu dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 11:39 PM (IqV8l)

312 Kobe is the "capital" of Hyohgo Prefecture. That's the farm country of Japan, its breadbasket, so to speak. It's like Nebraska or Iowa to them.

That region is most famous for its beef.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 11:37 PM (wSC8T)


For me, Kobe will always be known for their earthquake. That was the only time I had ever heard of them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:39 PM (lz35u)

313 296 sorry to push back at you TPOP but : why did Jim Jordan found his own 'Freedom' caucus at a time there was already a 'Liberty' caucus? Why didn't he just join and endorse the LC?"

Better to Rule in Hell than serve in Heaven?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 11:39 PM (V2Yro)

314 Massage their cows with whiskey?? Wow.
Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 11:38 PM (PEJUg)

-------

It helps dissipate the methane.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:39 PM (FsRTQ)

315 I thought Kobe was famous for basketball.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 11:40 PM (V2Yro)

316 It was wagyu beef that Obama was always eating. "Wagyu" doesn't actually mean anything as far as quality, which makes it a perfect metaphor for the Obama Presidency.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 11:37 PM (wSC8T)

I guess that means, then, that tranny pussy is "Wagyu tail".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 11:40 PM (WFV7d)

317 Shit on everything.
I see a white door and I want to paint it brown.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 11:40 PM (Evws/)

318 I heard all American "Kobe beef" is actually from Australia, due to import restrictions from Japan.

No?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:41 PM (FsRTQ)

319 308 My senior senator, Miss Lindsey, is the founding member of the Cock Caucus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 11:38 PM (8O3HH)

Please tell me you didn't invite him over for bbq.

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 12, 2018 11:42 PM (gQQ9b)

320 I've had just a bit of Kobe beef, in a lot of time spent in Kobe. Very $$$$. It's pretty amazing. The very very thin slices of beef just sort of melted in your mouth.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 11:42 PM (QDnY+)

321 >> that tranny pussy is "Wagyu tail".

Fried Frankencooter?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 11:42 PM (8O3HH)

322 Oh I want to sing a song, wish I could put music here...

Sandford is losing, Ha Ha Ha!
Sandford is losing, Ha Ha Ha!!!

there's a little dance that goes with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 11:42 PM (V2Yro)

323 That's entirely possible, Cicero.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 11:43 PM (wSC8T)

324 Don't ask how I know this, but if you hit someone in the head with a can of beans - or get hit in the head with a can of beans - it hurts like hell!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo


Or hit on the head with an old AT&T hand set.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 11:43 PM (Vnlws)

325 Tom Servo, would that dance be Argentine tango ?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 11:43 PM (6FqZa)

326 I thought Kobe was famous for basketball.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 11:40 PM (V2Yro)



What, you gotta beef with a high-end steak, huh?

Seems like someone sure steered you wrong, and that's no bull!


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 11:43 PM (QzJWU)

327 They won't take our Buicks, we won't take their Kobe beef.

BOO-YAH!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:43 PM (FsRTQ)

328 #TrumpsIQ - I don't do twitting, but I gather you can't use apostrophes in a harshtag? Illiteratidioty.

Many a person with elevated IQ is a pathetic mess, personally.

You don't have to be a genius to be gracious.

You don't have to be a genius to be canny.

You don't have to be a genius to be personable.

You don't have to be a genius to develop useful life and social skills from education and experience.

In the context of all these possibilities combined in a person, you don't have to be a genius... to be a genius.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pathetic messiness a specialty at June 12, 2018 11:45 PM (67teE)

329 there's a little dance that goes with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2018 11:42 PM (V2Yro

Break out with it sister!

Posted by: The Church Lady at June 12, 2018 11:45 PM (gQQ9b)

330 They won't take our Buicks, we won't take their Kobe beef.

BOO-YAH!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:43 PM (FsRTQ)

Buicks are tender, too, when you slice 'em really thin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 11:45 PM (WFV7d)

331 And, yeah, if all "Kobe" beef sold in the US actually comes from Australia, that would automatically mean it's not really Kobe beef, because it didn't come from Kobe.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 11:45 PM (wSC8T)

332 I had a very small steak (maybe 4 healthy pieces after the chef cut it) in a steak house in Osaka. I do not know if it was Kobe, but only my loyalty to a certain Texas steakhouse keeps me from declaring it the best steak I have ever had.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 11:46 PM (aYCy9)

333 Sanford's concession speech
youtube.com/watch?v=BSi4RfgfYrw

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 11:46 PM (6FqZa)

334 I'd rather just have a burger (or 3) than any amount of fancy schmancy steaks. Ground chuck is more than good enough for me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:46 PM (lz35u)

335 Kobe's earthquake was the worst disaster of its sort to hit a major modern city in recent history. City never really recovered, economically, to its former status, as other unfavorable economic trends coincided with the timing of the disaster.


Nice town. Easygoing, no Osaka/Tokyo feel of immense size/population/energy. Unbelievable bakeries/confectionery (like being in western Europe).


Kobe was one of the four targeted cities for the Doolittle raid in 1942 (Kawasaki shipyards, I think).


Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 11:46 PM (QDnY+)

336 >> Please tell me you didn't invite him over for bbq.

BBQ, no. But the Shrimp-O-Bog, yes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 11:46 PM (8O3HH)

337 I just learned Justin Amash is also a member of the freedom caucus, and tweeted this to Trump:

".@MarkSanford's job is to support and defend the Constitution. He's one of the most principled, consistent, and conservative members of Congress I've ever known. And unlike you, Mark has shown humility in his role and a desire to be a better man than he was the day before."

What an asshole.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:47 PM (+dsLj)

338 Don lemon was saying

Ooo, Don Lemon was saying ...

Posted by: things not a single soul on the planet gives a sh*t about at June 12, 2018 11:47 PM (My+1Z)

339 Genius can also be termed for someone who is particularly adept at a certain task.

"He is a genius with car restoration."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 11:47 PM (aYCy9)

340 I do not know if it was Kobe, but only my loyalty to a certain Texas steakhouse keeps me from declaring it the best steak I have ever had.

-------

Outback inspires some crazy loyalty, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:47 PM (FsRTQ)

341 And, yeah, if all "Kobe" beef sold in the US actually comes from Australia, that would automatically mean it's not really Kobe beef, because it didn't come from Kobe.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 11:45 PM (wSC8T)


Maybe Australia named a town "Kobe" and ships all the meat through there?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:47 PM (lz35u)

342 By the rings on that guy's neck I put him at 52+/-2 years old.


That is something i learned here.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 11:48 PM (pw+jk)

343 319 308 My senior senator, Miss Lindsey, is the founding member of the Cock Caucus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 11:38 PM (8O3HH)

Please tell me you didn't invite him over for bbq.
Posted by: publius's ficus at June 12, 2018 11:42 PM (gQQ9b)


Only if Biff Kristol cums along.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 11:48 PM (PHKDR)

344 Outback inspires some crazy loyalty, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:47 PM (FsRTQ)

Lol.

No.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 11:48 PM (aYCy9)

345 >>>Posted by: mindful webworker - pathetic messiness a specialty at June 12, 2018 11:45 PM (67teE)

Most important, he has more integrity than any President since Reagan. That's really all that matters.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 11:49 PM (/qEW2)

346 for al-A`mash, it's `asabiya first.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 11:49 PM (6FqZa)

347 Ground chuck is more than good enough for me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:46 PM (lz35u)

!!!!

Posted by: Charles Windsor at June 12, 2018 11:49 PM (WFV7d)

348 Ever since I closed my bookstore a couple years back, I am driving everybody who thought they knew me crazy. Counting years at school, years of raising kids, and years of working, I figure I spent nearly sixty five years getting up at 0 Dark Hundred, going to bed every night early to compensate for getting up so early. The minute I got out from under the bookstore, I reverted to my natural state -- night owl. These days, my kids panic if I call or text them after eight at night and grind their teeth when they call before noon and I complain they got me out of bed. I figure I earned it. Sleeping when and how long I want is my reward for surviving sixty five years of sleep deprivation.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 12, 2018 11:49 PM (yfgyz)

349 The Pink Floyd song was much enjoyed, Mis Hum. And yeah, I have that LP. The thing is, with Waters being such an asshat over Israel, I've fallen out of the Floyd habit. So it's been quite a few years since I listened to it.

As to free speech on campus, LA gubner John Bel Edwards, a Dem who is giving it to his residents good and hard, reversed course yesterday and signed the campus free speech bill sent to him by his Repub legislature.

But don't you worry, Louisiana, he'll be back doing normal Dem stuff by tomorrow.

PS: LA still has one of the worst (ie, negative) growth rates in the country for 2 years running.

Good and hard.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 11:49 PM (0ogQG)

350 FW, is that a real quotation?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 11:50 PM (PUmDY)

351 Most important, he has more integrity than any President since Reagan. That's really all that matters.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 11:49 PM (/qEW2)

Why Trump has more integrity in his little finger than most men have in their whole digestive system- INCLUDING THE COLON!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 11:50 PM (aYCy9)

352 BBQ, no. But the Shrimp-O-Bog, yes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 11:46 PM (8O3HH)

DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!!!!

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 12, 2018 11:51 PM (gQQ9b)

353 I did look up the Shapirosis for... research purposes. Dangerous Ashkenaz curves indeed. More than a few /pol/ antisemites made discreet enquiries with the local mohel, I suspect
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:51 PM (6FqZa)


...I love sopranos.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2018 11:52 PM (Tnhbr)

354 Ali and Hussein on a pogo stick, WTF with Amash?


Uphold/defend the constitution? Somehow I've missed Amash's fervent eloquent oratory on the soft coup attempted by the leaders of the nation's intel and law enforcement elite agencies. Ya know, the greatest constitutional crisis and scandal in our history. That one.


And FFS, Amash, it's not about you, or your buddies. Your constituents and the constitution are the point. Enough with the wimpy lies and excuses about Trump.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 11:53 PM (QDnY+)

355 Reporter: Are you considering Kim Jung Un an equal?

Trump: In what way?

That is a Jordan B Peterson response ... taking something vague and refining it so you can dissect it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 12, 2018 11:53 PM (rnAwa)

356 (189) Gourds reference?

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 12, 2018 11:53 PM (RuIsu)

357 334 I'd rather just have a burger (or 3) than any amount of fancy schmancy steaks. Ground chuck is more than good enough for me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:46 PM (lz35u

So you were eavesdropping on me tonight at dinner?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 11:54 PM (PHKDR)

358 340 Outback inspires some crazy loyalty, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:47 PM (FsRTQ)

It's the bloomin onions.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 12, 2018 11:54 PM (gQQ9b)

359 Genius is often associated with mental instability.

The reverse, not so much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2018 11:55 PM (ZY9MN)

360 Don't cry for me, Justin Amash
The truth is, I love to bang whores

Posted by: M. Sandford at June 12, 2018 11:55 PM (My+1Z)

361 Mis Hum, here's something for your Sunday gun thread:

A California man had his home raided, guns seized, and will appear in court this week to face a dozen state felony charges after attempting to register a rifle in accordance with state law.

Free Beacon

https://tinyurl.com/yblu8zrx

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 11:55 PM (0ogQG)

362 Wow it looks like all of Trump's picks have won tonight, including Tarkanian and Laxalt in NV. I might be wrong but don't think a candidate he endorsed has lost since Luther Strange.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:55 PM (+dsLj)

363 You cant tenderize feet enough. Trust me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2018 11:56 PM (2CQCl)

364 So you were eavesdropping on me tonight at dinner?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 11:54 PM (PHKDR)


Burger guys unite!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:56 PM (lz35u)

365 Mike Hammer, your congresscritter is Meadows, right?


He's been a topic of discussion. Not all positive.


Of course many of us can only dream of having a congresscritter who could ever under any circumstances be considered useful, or not catastrophically pernicious.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 11:57 PM (QDnY+)

366 343 Only if Biff Kristol cums along.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 11:48 PM (PHKDR)


Aaaaaaacccccckkkkkk!!!! Where's the roundup? I'm ending it all now.

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 12, 2018 11:57 PM (gQQ9b)

367 Mis Hum, here's something for your Sunday gun thread:



A California man had his home raided, guns seized, and will
appear in court this week to face a dozen state felony charges after
attempting to register a rifle in accordance with state law.



Free Beacon



https://tinyurl.com/yblu8zrx

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 11:55 PM (0ogQG)

====
That guy should have had a canoe. Just sayin'

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 11:57 PM (pw+jk)

368 I was wait for c-bob, you did not disappoint.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 12, 2018 11:58 PM (0OmEj)

369 Ali and Hussein on a pogo stick, WTF with Amash?

*********************

He's said in the past that Trump has sold out to... the establishment, calling it the Trumpstablishment, and only he (and a few others) are the real conservatives.

He describes himself as libertarian though, so his incoherent nevertrump rants now make perfect sense.

BTW, Sanford was so conservative and principled he voted against lifting restrictions on guns and for greater gun control.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:58 PM (+dsLj)

370 Waiting... fuck me.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 12, 2018 11:59 PM (0OmEj)

371 ...and as Midnight encroaches, I must bid you all a fond farewell.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 11:59 PM (Ckg4U)

372 Ever since I closed my bookstore a couple years back, I am driving everybody who thought they knew me crazy.


I was going to ask about your name because my wife's maid of honor was a book store girl and she's gone missing.

Instead I decided to check the bing to see if I could come up with the ex-wife's maid of honor book store owner girl.

Let me say two entirely factual things. The girl's real name was Candee. Rule 34 is completely in effect.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:00 AM (fuK7c)

373 320 I think the movie Mondo Cane showed how the Japanese produce Kobe beef. IIRC, special masseuse spend each day massaging the cows to produce that incredibly tender beef.

Kobe and Wagyu are completely out of my price range, but I will occasionally splurge on a nicely marbled rib eye. OTOH, the is a red neck restaurant out behind Offutt AFB that serves one of the best chicken fried steaks anywhere. You know it's good when somebody else is paying and you skip the rib eye for the chicken fried steak.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 13, 2018 12:00 AM (yfgyz)

374 Sanford?

I would never have a cheater as a friend, a business partner, nor anything else. If a person betrays their spouse, they will certainly betray you.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 12:01 AM (pw+jk)

375 A California man had his home raided, guns seized, and will
appear in court this week to face a dozen state felony charges after
attempting to register a rifle in accordance with state law.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 11:55 PM (0ogQG)


Reminds me of the old Soviet Union. You were allowed to apply for an exit visa but once you did apply you were then arrested for trying to flee the great USSR (and charged with spying or taking national security secrets with you, etc.).

Lots of Soviet exit visa applications were really entrance applications for the gulags.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 13, 2018 12:01 AM (lz35u)

376 >> Where's the roundup? I'm ending it all now.

You don't want Roundup. It's a slow death. Paraquat would be faster.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2018 12:01 AM (8O3HH)

377 So there I am...
*waves like a retarded individual*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 10:18

Retarded friend waves back.

Shine on you Crazy Diamond reminds me of college days, good times.

And on other random thoughts, I'm glad the DNC is now consulting w/ Alysia Milano on strategy for 2018. That sounds like a winner, go w/ that

And double down w/ Bill C explaining why the rules of not forcing females to do things w/out consent has now changed. Keep on keeping on Bill..

Posted by: Farmer at June 13, 2018 12:02 AM (yJ1e6)

378 He describes himself as libertarian though, so his incoherent nevertrump rants now make perfect sense. "

I admit to having flirted with Libertarian thought for years - but even though I had long ago decided that in practice, they were mostly a bunch of dope smoking clowns, the antics of the few that have made it into Congress- Rand Paul, Flake, Sandford, Amash - have driven the final nail into the coffin of that idea, as far as I am concerned.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 12:02 AM (V2Yro)

379 364 So you were eavesdropping on me tonight at dinner?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2018 11:54 PM (PHKDR)

Burger guys unite!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 11:56 PM (lz35u)


Well it isn't going to be fillet mignon anymore.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 13, 2018 12:03 AM (PHKDR)

380 369
Ali and Hussein on a pogo stick, WTF with Amash?



*********************



He's said in the past that Trump has sold out to... the
establishment, calling it the Trumpstablishment, and only he (and a few
others) are the real conservatives.



He describes himself as libertarian though, so his incoherent nevertrump rants now make perfect sense.



BTW, Sanford was so conservative and principled he voted against lifting restrictions on guns and for greater gun control.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:58 PM (+dsLj)

================
That ass views himself as Ron Paul's heir in the house, sanctimony, obnoxious positions, antisemitism, and all. I bet, just like Paul, he digs into the trough just like all the other congrescritters.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 12:03 AM (o3+fQ)

381 You cant tenderize feet enough. Trust me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2018 11:56 PM (2CQCl)


Not if you use the pumice stone on it first.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 13, 2018 12:03 AM (/qEW2)

382 376 You don't want Roundup. It's a slow death. Paraquat would be faster.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2018 12:01 AM (8O3HH)

Just get the bypass loppers and cut me down!!!

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 13, 2018 12:03 AM (gQQ9b)

383 Night Slap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 13, 2018 12:04 AM (aYCy9)

384 Certainly not judging the guy, obviously don't have all the facts, and my views on CA gun laws cannot be put into print here, but ...... quick look at linked article on the CA gun confiscation debacle *looks* like the dumbass, um, violated all sorts of laws.


Tried to register a rifle that was illegally configured. Had suppressors. Um, hello?


Unless those factoids are inaccurate, seems like a loathsome and unconstitutional "government" collided with a sloppy dumbass.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 12:04 AM (QDnY+)

385 367 Mis Hum, here's something for your Sunday gun thread:



A California man had his home raided, guns seized, and will
appear in court this week to face a dozen state felony charges after
attempting to register a rifle in accordance with state law.



Free Beacon



https://tinyurl.com/yblu8zrx

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 11:55 PM (0ogQG)

====
That guy should have had a canoe. Just sayin'
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 11:57 PM (pw+jk)

I think that I covered this.
But will look into it and run with it if I haven't.
Appreciate the h/t.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 13, 2018 12:04 AM (PHKDR)

386 340 Outback inspires some crazy loyalty, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 11:47 PM (FsRTQ)




Passing by the obvious (and funny) snark, this:


Outback is a Florida based chain, promoting a pseudo-Aussie format in which to sell a variety of steaks, seafood, burgers, chicken and more.

Texas Roadhouse offers a clearly superior variety of cuts of beef, as well as burgers, chicken and more.

Here's the thing.

Sirloin vs. Sirloin....

The Outback steak TASTES better, even if the cut isn't as elegant as the Texas Roadhouse offering.

It's the Outback seasonings, and the sear on the meat from pan/griddle contact, that resonates.

Conversely, the Texas Roadhouse steak lacks the succulent flavor of the Outback, but offer more ounces per dollar, a flame-seared finish and a buttery basting applied while cooking... it's GOOD, (very good), but I tend to take my dining dollars to Outback, just for that flavor.

Ideally?

Walk an uncooked Texas Roadhouse sirloin over to the Outback kitchen, and turn 'em loose with it.

Tie-breaker.

Texas Roadhouse wins the waitress wars by any measure. Not even a contest.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 13, 2018 12:04 AM (QzJWU)

387 Well it isn't going to be fillet mignon anymore.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 13, 2018 12:03 AM (PHKDR)


LOL.

Were you served filet mignon and said that you would rather have a burger? (I've done that on occasion) If you don't end up wearing the filet it's a good night.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 13, 2018 12:05 AM (lz35u)

388 Ok, just stopped in to say good night. Manana all.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:06 AM (2CQCl)

389 @80 Not tired of winning just yet. Sanford was a toad. Why did he think NeverTrump was the winning strategy?
-------------------

He is a man that apparently thought the way to get back in the good graces of both the voters and his wife was to give a public speech in which he talked about how his mistress (i.e. the woman that he was cheating on his wife with) was his soul mate.
Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 10:46 PM (DlSwL)


That speech was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen as that simple cooch hound looked like a moon struck calf who is bellowing for its mother. I don't think anyone would've done anything other than applaud if his wife would've kicked him in his swollen nads and slapped his simple mug.

Iirc, Sanford looks like that other mentally ill pile of shit, Jeff Flake. Fuck with the top dog, bitches; lose like the rest.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 13, 2018 12:06 AM (y7DUB)

390 Night Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 13, 2018 12:07 AM (aYCy9)

391 Glad that the Seahawks post was a hoax

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 13, 2018 12:07 AM (mMeIQ)

392 My little quirk when I go to an actual steakhouse, whether it's Outback or Texas Roadhouse or some fancier place, is that I want a full pound of beef on my plate.

I'm sure that high-end 5-oz filet is really good, but my not-so-cultured ass will enjoy each bite of that 16-oz cut just about as much, and I'll find the whole experience all the more satisfying just for getting that full pound of good grilled beef.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 13, 2018 12:07 AM (wSC8T)

393 WDS!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 13, 2018 12:08 AM (gQQ9b)

394 I admit to having flirted with Libertarian thought for years - but even though I had long ago decided that in practice, they were mostly a bunch of dope smoking clowns, the antics of the few that have made it into Congress- Rand Paul, Flake, Sandford, Amash - have driven the final nail into the coffin of that idea, as far as I am concerned.

I use the word to self-identify.

If there is a better word I will use that.

The word I'm looking for is leave me alone, I don't care who you sleep with, no that's my shit you don't get to poke around in it, and oh yes, the Constitution and all of its amendments mean exactly what they say in plain English.

So I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:08 AM (fuK7c)

395 Hi bebe!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 13, 2018 12:09 AM (mMeIQ)

396 No answer from Y5

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 13, 2018 12:10 AM (mMeIQ)

397 First saw the snippets of that "dog parks are rape culture" McPaper from Real Peer Review on Twitter. It gets even more unintentionally hilarious as it goes along.

https://twitter.com/RealPeerReview/status/1004823320603316224

I'm starting to think that the poor students taking these courses have so little material to work with now for writing all those 20-page end of course papers that they have to find the most obscure places to slap "feminist critique" over. They're already scraped the bottom of the barrel and have hit bare earth for subject matter.

I almost wish I'd sat through one of these courses just to see what kind of shit I could pull off without the lecturer catching on that I was just trolling.

Posted by: Saber Alter at June 13, 2018 12:10 AM (EfAMZ)

398 378
He describes himself as libertarian though, so his incoherent nevertrump rants now make perfect sense. "



I admit to having flirted with Libertarian thought for years - but
even though I had long ago decided that in practice, they were mostly a
bunch of dope smoking clowns, the antics of the few that have made it
into Congress- Rand Paul, Flake, Sandford, Amash - have driven the final
nail into the coffin of that idea, as far as I am concerned.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 12:02 AM (V2Yro)

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I don't remember where I saw but I read a Twitter thread that made the case that the Libertarian Party itself has been all but taken over by the left. It centers around that fatso who stripped to his underwear onstage during the Libertarian Party convention in 2016. It turns out the guy is an avowed socialist who's head of, I shit you not, the "the Libertarian Party Socialist Caucus" who is apparently buddies with the Chairman who also has hard leftist ties.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 12:10 AM (o3+fQ)

399 Hi everyone. I wanted to stop by and apologize for last night. But then I saw tonight's content and also want to say thank you. I love you all. Again sorry.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 13, 2018 12:11 AM (zVTAw)

400 I admit to having flirted with Libertarian thought for years

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I remember joining a Rush Limbaugh forum and thinking, ahhhhh gonna be so nice to mingle with dittoheads! But for some reason it had a huge concentration of libertarians and before I knew it I was getting inundated with weird political rants on how we needed to legalize marijuana, abolish the 16th amendment and open our borders. I had never seen such a jumble of political ideology that seemed to constantly contradict itself like that.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 12:11 AM (+dsLj)

401 Deplorable Lady, a thousand years ago during a work visit to SAC, we of course were hosted at the O-club, where they had these absurdly yuuuuge cuts of prime rib.


Lessee - "commander's cut" and "major cut"? Anyway, even back then, the major cut was too big for me.


A friend and I joked before-hand about ordering cocktails of pure grain alcohol and rainwater, but weren't sure the Strangelove reference would go over.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 12:12 AM (QDnY+)

402 Mike Hammer, your congresscritter is Meadows, right?


He's been a topic of discussion. Not all positive.
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Yeah. I saw some of it, ignored it. It seems to be centered around Sanford, about whom I do not care.

As for the Freedom Caucus, it seems that we often engage in purity tests here, and any shortcomings result in damnation.

I've seen Hannity, Beck, O'Reilly, Gowdy, Wm. Buckley, Coulter, and even Ace fail that purity test.

And yet, they have all been the torch bearers, even if they weren't running as fast or in the exact direction that we wanted them to.

In the big scheme of things, I have no problem standing by Meadows and the Freedom Caucus. Who else , exactly, has been doing the job that they have?




Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 12:12 AM (vyAx2)

403 372 -- I am a bad 'ette because I have no idea what Rule 34 is. But I can assure you I am not the ex-wife's maid of honor. I was matron of honor at exactly one wedding, and I doubt you were any of the blushing bride's three husbands. Or, at least, I would like to think that no self respecting Moron would have walked into her emotional buzz saw. And, while I was not familiar with all the other people working at Omaha bookstores, I never heard of a bookseller named "Candee". Sorry. No help.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 13, 2018 12:12 AM (yfgyz)

404 Local Outback folded.
State put up so many "NO LEFT TURN" signs I don't think you could legally leave their parking lot. Sometimes I exaggerate, slightly.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 13, 2018 12:13 AM (RuIsu)

405 @403 I have no idea what Rule 34 is.
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"If it exists, there is porn of it somewhere on the internet."

Posted by: junior at June 13, 2018 12:13 AM (dsKl1)

406 Bawdy, don't worry about it. We've all stepped in it and I've stepped in it, er, twice in two days. You just stepped in it once. Hoping tomorrow I don't step it in again.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 13, 2018 12:14 AM (6FqZa)

407 Iirc, Sanford looks like that other mentally ill pile of shit, Jeff Flake. Fuck with the top dog, bitches; lose like the rest.

************************

As much as the RINOS have been a thorn on Trump's side they do appear to be dropping like flies lately. Keep striking at the king and missing, assholes.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 12:15 AM (+dsLj)

408 Deplorable Lady: there was a list waaay back about the rules of the internet and 34 was the rule that If It Exists There Is Pr0n Of It.

Few of the other Rules are even remembered these days but that one is remembered, because pr0n.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 13, 2018 12:15 AM (6FqZa)

409 So I'm open to suggestions.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:08 AM (fuK7c)


L Neil Smith championed "Propertarian", but I have heard Marketarian, anarcho-capitalsit, classic liberal, Jeffersonian, and of course the whole Austrian thing which is less a political thing than a functional economic thing.

I weep that Lysander Spooner couldn't get his massive brain together to do punchy labels.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2018 12:15 AM (2K6fY)

410 396 No answer from Y5
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 13, 2018 12:10 AM (mMeIQ)

Sigh. Oh well. You tried.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 13, 2018 12:16 AM (gQQ9b)

411 369---BTW, Sanford was so conservative and principled he voted against lifting restrictions on guns and for greater gun control.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 11:58 PM (+dsLj)
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If so, I hope that factored into his defeat.
There HAS to be a penalty for squishiness on this issue.

Do you know if the NRA and other pro-2nd-A groups endorsed his opponent?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2018 12:16 AM (0jtPF)

412 So, this past Mother's day, Mom wanted to go out to eat- Outback. So we went out. Mom got a sirloin, well done. I ordered a porterhouse, medium. I actually prefer Medium rare, if it is cooked right, but past experience has taught me to order medium, just to be on the safe side when ordering a larger cut of meat (except at the aforementioned steakhouse in Texas.)

When we finally were served (it was a long wait) the steak was Well Done. Still juicy, but no trace of pink.

I did not send it back (one, hungry and two, it took forever to get our food the first time.) Plus, I have not eaten a well done steak in around 20 years (my grandfather broke me of that one long ago.) It was not bad, per se, but it just felt off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 13, 2018 12:17 AM (aYCy9)

413 . I was matron of honor at exactly one wedding, and I doubt you were any of the blushing bride's three husbands.


That, um, sounds like an exciting wedding. I thought mine was pretty good, but we only had one husband and one wife and some minor who's making out with whom scandals. (And skinny dipping with the maid of honor, Candee. Nice bod.)

Three husbands is impressive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:18 AM (fuK7c)

414 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 13, 2018 12:19 AM (wSC8T)

415 Night PW.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 13, 2018 12:19 AM (aYCy9)

416 Mike H., I certainly wasn't endorsing any flak about Meadows, just mentioning it in case you did the unthinkable thing of not reading all the comments before commenting (!).


Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 12:19 AM (QDnY+)

417 So I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:08 AM (fuK7c)




Constitutionalist.

And no, not the group of well-meaning poseurs pretending to be a Party.

Just simply, a deep, personal and fully committed dedication to protect, defend and uphold the Constitution of the United States.

Exactly as meant, when written, too.

We have on record, ALL of the debates of the Constitutional Committees during the Conventions which led us from the Articles of Confederation, to the Constitution as ratified.

It would be nothing for Congress to pass a law, demanding that the Supreme Court be BOUND to pass judgments in light of not only the inked letter of the law, but from the winning side (ONLY) of the debates that led to the particular Article, Section of Amendment in question.

Stare Decisis is the antithesis of a Representative Democracy, aka Republic.

Taken as a whole, judges get it wrong just as often as we folk... though I'd wager that the lefties weigh down the average on their side, while the textualists/originalists/Constitutionalists, get it right a bit more, even of only by a couple points, here n' there.

We used to learn this stuff all through primary and secondary education. It used to be baked into the cake.

Wonder what changed, since then?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at June 13, 2018 12:19 AM (QzJWU)

418 I've seen Hannity, Beck, O'Reilly, Gowdy, Wm. Buckley, Coulter, and even Ace fail that purity test.

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Yeah I wouldn't be putting Beck on that list. He's not a guy who merely fails the purity test, he full on sets it on fire with napalm and then eats it with cheetos.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 12:19 AM (+dsLj)

419 OL.

Were you served filet mignon and said that you would rather have a burger? (I've done that on occasion) If you don't end up wearing the filet it's a good night.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 13, 2018 12:05 AM (lz35u

I told my dinner companion after the dinner that I would have rather had the $12.00 cheeseburger and fries in a different restauruant at the local we are staying at. Dry aged beef, over cooked........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 13, 2018 12:20 AM (PHKDR)

420 Mike Hammer: that is because, at the time, those people you mention *had* failed the test. Later many of those people turned around and attempted to pass it again.

Sanford was the one who passed it and, then, turned around and failed it. al-A`mash is another example (also refused to denounce the 'gay marriage' abomination btw).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 13, 2018 12:20 AM (6FqZa)

421 I'm sure that high-end 5-oz filet is really good, but my not-so-cultured ass will enjoy each bite of that 16-oz cut just about as much, and I'll find the whole experience all the more satisfying just for getting that full pound of good grilled beef.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 13, 2018 12:07

I'm w/ you there. While a filet mignon might be tasty, I'd prefer moar meat in a sirloin. Uncucluchurltred being that I am.

Posted by: Farmer at June 13, 2018 12:20 AM (yJ1e6)

422 So, this past Mother's day, Mom wanted to go out to eat- Outback. So we went out. Mom got a sirloin, well done. I ordered a porterhouse, medium. I actually prefer Medium rare, if it is cooked right, but past experience has taught me to order medium, just to be on the safe side when ordering a larger cut of meat (except at the aforementioned steakhouse in Texas.)

When we finally were served (it was a long wait) the steak was Well Done. Still juicy, but no trace of pink.

I did not send it back (one, hungry and two, it took forever to get our food the first time.) Plus, I have not eaten a well done steak in around 20 years (my grandfather broke me of that one long ago.) It was not bad, per se, but it just felt off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June




don't go out on holidays. go the week after.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 13, 2018 12:20 AM (MTjB1)

423

It's the big one!
John Boehner, I'm comin' to join you, honey!

Posted by: Mark Sanford at June 13, 2018 12:21 AM (IqV8l)

424 Sorry. I suppose I would go read the list of rules. But when somebody refers to Rule #Whatever, I just flash on NCIS and Gibbs' rules.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 13, 2018 12:21 AM (yfgyz)

425 My one test is to just be supportive of the President, that's all, I don't think that's too much to ask of the GOP, you know, since the democrats have in perfect solidarity been with Obama (when they weren't taint licking him as a pastime), and yet that seems to be a bridge too far for a lot of these cretins.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 12:22 AM (+dsLj)

426 I'm w/ you there. While a filet mignon might be tasty, I'd prefer moar meat in a sirloin. Uncucluchurltred being that I am.
Posted by: Farmer at June 13, 2018 12:20 AM (yJ1e6)

Ribeye.... blackened....

coat in butter to sear.... with lots of spices...


Yum.... and can cut it with a fork if you do it right.

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2018 12:22 AM (NgKpN)

427 Someone slapped a hot iron on that steak.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 12:23 AM (gfQAD)

428 402---Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 12:12 AM (vyAx2)
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AMEN and well said.

There have been a few times when we've wanted to rap the knuckles of our Freedom Caucus rep (Morgan Griffith) but, all things considered, he's there in the fight.
We're lucky to have him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2018 12:23 AM (0jtPF)

429 Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 13, 2018 12:21 AM (yfgyz)

VERY different kind of rule.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 13, 2018 12:23 AM (aYCy9)

430 281 Any Scientologists still up? Don lemon was saying PT NK vid reminded him of L Ron Hubbard.

On second thought, diving into the Leftist psyche, I'd say that Lemon means that L Ron was a fantasist (he was a fiction author, after all). Lemon, the lefty fantasist is judging PDT, the real-world realist, and projecting his private movie onto the prez.

Posted by: Wasting at June 13, 2018 12:24 AM (Z0hfz)

431 But when somebody refers to Rule #Whatever, I just flash on NCIS and Gibbs' rules.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady
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I think of Baye's Rule.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 12:26 AM (gfQAD)

432 413 -- the husbands were sequential, and I got stuck attending #2 and#3 weddings. #2 was a total disaster, but the bride got exactly what she wanted from #3 -- an emotional punching bag who thinks he is the ultimate hipster.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 13, 2018 12:27 AM (yfgyz)

433
Yoko nights are behind us.

But what lies in wait, in a future ONT? I beseech my fellow Hordians, do not let down your guard.

Remain Vigilant! Remain Alert!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 13, 2018 12:28 AM (e1mEI)

434 Stare Decisis is a good one.
They get together and decide not to decide because, LIB: It has already been decided. Or something, then it's Nap Time.

Does the courtroom smell like mothballs? It looks like it should smell of old.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 13, 2018 12:28 AM (RuIsu)

435 Do you know if the NRA and other pro-2nd-A groups endorsed his opponent?

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The NRA endorsed Sanford if you can believe it, but they also gave Arrington the same grade, so they probably went with the incumbent by default. Dont know about the other groups.

Im wondering by what criterion they are judging Sanford's record on guns because it was a mixed bag (some good, some bad, he wasn't consistent)

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 12:28 AM (+dsLj)

436 Mike H., I certainly wasn't endorsing any flak about Meadows, just mentioning it in case you did the unthinkable thing of not reading all the comments before commenting (!).


Posted by: rhomboid
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Rule #73 - All content and upthread comments must be read before posting a comment.

Rule #74 - Rule 73 is conditional.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 12:29 AM (gfQAD)

437 [I'm w/ you there. While a filet mignon might be tasty, I'd prefer moar meat in a sirloin. Uncucluchurltred being that I am.

Posted by: Farmer at June 13, 2018 12:20 AM (yJ1e6)



I have had only one Filet Mignon steak that was worth the price of admission.

Tiny little restaurant on Fredricksburg Rd., in San Antonio. Owned and operated by a two-star Michelin rated chef from Belgium.

That wee eight ounce filet... I quite literally could cut it with a spoon, and did. Just to put it to the test.

The flavor was beyond compare, it was amazing.

He plated it with a small dipping cup holding a couple ounces of a slightly altered bernaise sauce.

You'd think that wouldn't go with such a steak.

You would be wrong.

Mind blowingly good, it was.

Place was called "Matter of Time". Aptly named.

You needed to set aside three hours or so to dine there.

It WAS worth the wait, but evidently, not enough people agreed with me, so now it's gone.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 13, 2018 12:29 AM (QzJWU)

438 Thanks. I didn't get much sleep last night and today was a crazy day at work so I can't stay up much longer. Long story very short: I work at one of three consulting companies that the county allows my client to use. Today, we found out there are legal issues with one of those consulting companies. As a result, with no warning to my client or any of that consulting company's consultants, they were let go. This left all of us with very knowledgeable people in very crucial positions suddenly gone. It was a lot to take in. One of which in my area was very crucial. A very little bit of back ground here on my career. I've been in Information Technology for over 30 years. I have over 12 years in the healthcare industry and working with a specific Health Care Insurance Claims Processing System. I have About 20 years with Microsoft SQL Server. Finding someone that has all these things combined is very rare. Now today, I found out a developer that has been in the healthcare industry about twice as long as me, has almost as much time as I in this one product, and has been in IT as long as me and is as good as me (if not better) in software development is gone. For the first time in a long time I am having to fill someone's shoes that I was in awe of. This at the age of 56 (at the end of the month). Wow. For the first time in a long time I'm feeling overwhelmed at just the prospect !

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 13, 2018 12:29 AM (zVTAw)

439 Constitutionalist.

And no, not the group of well-meaning poseurs pretending to be a Party.

Just simply, a deep, personal and fully committed dedication to protect, defend and uphold the Constitution of the United States.

Exactly as meant, when written, too.




Didn't some nutjobs take that name?

It's been mumble decades since BFF and I started reading things and sharing them and coming to the conclusion that, get this, the Framers got it pretty well right.

We haven't found a name or a party yet. Classic Liberal is sort of good, but you have to explain it all the time. Libertarian is accurate but then everyone thinks it's about smoking dope.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:30 AM (fuK7c)

440 Just caught this over at Sparta!
Arrington beat him!! :>)))

https://www.spartareport.com/2018/06/breaking-katie-arrington-defeats-mark-sanford/

Posted by: Roozter at June 13, 2018 12:30 AM (lEynA)

441 Damn, Tucker shredded that lying sack of shit Demotard.

That was epic.

Posted by: logprof at June 13, 2018 12:31 AM (e7oj4)

442 Night all.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 13, 2018 12:31 AM (yfgyz)

443 Ribeye.... blackened....
coat in butter to sear.... with lots of spices...
Yum.... and can cut it with a fork if you do it right.
Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2018 12:22

Oh yeah, got you there. Butter and spices rock. Just that sirloin is much cheaper and it's about the same to me considering the cost.

Posted by: Farmer at June 13, 2018 12:32 AM (yJ1e6)

444 "has almost as much time as I in this one product" I meant to phrase that as almost twice as long working with the product as myself.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 13, 2018 12:32 AM (zVTAw)

445 435
Do you know if the NRA and other pro-2nd-A groups endorsed his opponent?



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The NRA endorsed Sanford if you can believe it, but they also gave
Arrington the same grade, so they probably went with the incumbent by
default. Dont know about the other groups.



Im wondering by what criterion they are judging Sanford's record on
guns because it was a mixed bag (some good, some bad, he wasn't
consistent)

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 12:28 AM (+dsLj)

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It's been a while since i've been a member but I remember incumbency factoring into the equation (because they actually have a track record to go by, not just a questionnaire I think) when the grades were more or less equal. Remember their grading is more narrowly focused than GOA, too.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 12:33 AM (o3+fQ)

446 Ground control to Major Tom ....

Posted by: MPR Raccoon at June 13, 2018 12:33 AM (6mvRv)

447 Damn, Tucker shredded that lying sack of shit Demotard.

That was epic.
Posted by: logprof
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Tucker is unique because he overtly and directly calls liars 'liars'. He overtly says, 'You don't know what you are talking about', etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 12:34 AM (gdP3k)

448 How about the Just Leave me/us the Fuck Alone Party?

Posted by: CMU VET at June 13, 2018 12:34 AM (C+wjz)

449 How about the "Ixnay Penumbras and Emanations Party"?

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 13, 2018 12:35 AM (RuIsu)

450 425 My one test is to just be supportive of the President, that's all, I don't think that's too much to ask of the GOP, you know, since the democrats have in perfect solidarity been with Obama (when they weren't taint licking him as a pastime), and yet that seems to be a bridge too far for a lot of these cretins.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 12:22 AM (+dsLj)
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I have no problem whatsoever with RESPECTFUL --- and preferably private --- disagreement on specific policies.

I have a yuuuge problem with gratuitous complaints about style, with petulance, or with Ryanesque, school-marm condescension.

This aids and abets the enemy.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2018 12:35 AM (0jtPF)

451 Night Deplorable lady with cats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 13, 2018 12:35 AM (aYCy9)

452 Time for the old folk.
Feeling downright pleased with events tonight, we may be seeing the harbingers of real change.


I know we will prevail in the task set before us, we've done so in previous dire situations. No reason not to ultimately win in this one.
Won't be an easy task to accomplish but we'll do it for one reason--we are Americans, and as such are denied the option of failure.
So you remember to hold that head HIGH and PROUD.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 13, 2018 12:36 AM (S/hVx)

453 Goodnight everyone.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 13, 2018 12:37 AM (zVTAw)

454 Night IGP. You are a treasure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 13, 2018 12:37 AM (aYCy9)

455 Night Noah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 13, 2018 12:37 AM (aYCy9)

456 It is hard to find a good Flaming Yon, these days.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 13, 2018 12:38 AM (RuIsu)

457 Tucker is unique because he overtly and directly calls liars 'liars'. He overtly says, 'You don't know what you are talking about', etc., etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 12:34 AM (gdP3k)

--Right out of that gate that hack lied about Tucker and others' comments, and Tuck called him right out on it.

Civility is not called for when liars are spreading loose shit.

Posted by: logprof at June 13, 2018 12:39 AM (e7oj4)

458 It is hard to find a good Flaming Yon, these days.
Posted by: Burger Chef
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Or whores doovers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 12:39 AM (gdP3k)

459 456 It is hard to find a good Flaming Yon, these days.
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 13, 2018 12:38 AM (RuIsu)

Once, the prairies teemed with wild flaming Yons.

Before the white man came.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at June 13, 2018 12:39 AM (aYCy9)

460 Or whores doovers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 12:39 AM (gdP3k)

Now I want deviled eggs.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at June 13, 2018 12:40 AM (aYCy9)

461 Off crying sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 13, 2018 12:40 AM (aYCy9)

462 That wee eight ounce filet... I quite literally could cut it with a spoon, and did. Just to put it to the test.
It WAS worth the wait, but evidently, not enough people agreed with me, so now it's gone.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 13, 2018 12:29

We had a butcher shop in town that you could get steaks to cut w/ a fork. It was the supplier and somehow they went out of business.

Posted by: Farmer at June 13, 2018 12:41 AM (yJ1e6)

463 I have a yuuuge problem with gratuitous complaints about style, with petulance, or with Ryanesque, school-marm condescension.

*************************************

I think a lot of it stems from accepting the media's portrayal of Trump without question too. If Trump wants somebody like Sanford gone, they think it's all about ego, Trump can't handle a little criticism, and don't consider maybe Trump had a point that Sanford was undermining his agenda and hurting his efforts to MAGA, which is precisely what he said. Instead they tried to defend him, and yet the question remained, if Sanford was so conservative and wanted to MAGA, why did he vote AGAINST Trump nearly half the time? A few democrats in Congress actually voted more often for Trump's agenda than he did. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 12:42 AM (+dsLj)

464 Good night, sleeping Morons!

Posted by: logprof at June 13, 2018 12:42 AM (e7oj4)

465 Night logprof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 13, 2018 12:43 AM (aYCy9)

466 Deviled or Defiled? Combo platter?

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 13, 2018 12:43 AM (RuIsu)

467 460 Or whores doovers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 12:39 AM (gdP3k)

Now I want deviled eggs.
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at June 13, 2018 12:40 AM (aYCy9)
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What? No crab dip?

Posted by: Fauxcahontas Warren at June 13, 2018 12:44 AM (0jtPF)

468 Nite logprof and all, I'm off to snooze.

Posted by: Farmer at June 13, 2018 12:44 AM (yJ1e6)

469 Apparently, one of McCabe's "defenses" in his upcoming trial which of course isn't actually happening because sessionzzzz etc etc, is, get this, that the "chaos" occasioned by Trump's "attacks" on the FBI made him confusulated. Thus causing him to commit perjury under oath 4 times.


Not making this up, and I think I have the details right.


Translated for the real world, and law abiding Americans, this defense is a bit word but goes something like this:


My repeated lies were caused by the stress of the president calling out my agency for its ongoing serial crimes against the Republic and his person and campaign and in favor of his opponent.


Since he'll be facing a jury of Beltway people, I'd give this defense at least a 50/50 chance.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 12:45 AM (QDnY+)

470 463---Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 12:42 AM (+dsLj)
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All good points.

And let's hope that at least SOME Congresscritters wake up and smell the coffee.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2018 12:51 AM (0jtPF)

471 Don lemon was saying PT NK vid reminded him of L Ron Hubbard.

Scott Adams Persuasion Hypnosis 4D Underwater Chessmaster confirmed!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 13, 2018 12:51 AM (rnAwa)

472 President Trump has supersized me in a good way, he obviously loves america and has held firm on his promises, He is good at reading people and is a master negotiator. AND HRCWNEBPOTUS. Whats not to like? I could give a rats ass about his boorishness? or his twitter use. In fact his personality is growing on me. Honesty from and straight shooting from any politician is a breeze of fresh air. MAGA baby.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 13, 2018 12:52 AM (0OmEj)

473 BourbonChicken, that video you linked way above is hilarious.


I'm probably as behind this stuff as ace is behind on news, but somebody sent me the "Golden Hair" 007/Trump spoof video. Very well done.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 12:54 AM (QDnY+)

474 the "Liverpool Pathway" is where the alleged "healthcare providers" get together, decide you are worthless, and basically condemn you to death, by withdrawing tube feeding or IV nutrition, etc and possibly even hydration, so the patient dies, and miserably at that.

it is the antitheses of healthcare, and anyone participating in it, overly or tacitly, ought to be charged, tried and convicted for premeditated murder. then executed by the same mechanism. (unless a slower, more painful one can be found)

it is an abomination by any sane/moral standard.

ed: this was supposed to poast about 2 hours ago.

stupid Fire Fox

Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at June 13, 2018 12:54 AM (rMz3V)

475 Saw a sign today selling CBD water for $5.99.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 13, 2018 12:58 AM (FrCXK)

476 469
Apparently, one of McCabe's "defenses" in his upcoming trial which of
course isn't actually happening because sessionzzzz etc etc, is, get
this, that the "chaos" occasioned by Trump's "attacks" on the FBI made
him confusulated. Thus causing him to commit perjury under oath 4
times.





Not making this up, and I think I have the details right.

--------------------
And we let these people have guns and the power to arrest us?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2018 12:59 AM (UsCnO)

477 474---Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at June 13, 2018 12:54 AM (rMz3V)
-------------------------------------
Preach it!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2018 01:00 AM (0jtPF)

478 USNtakim, pretty much agreed. Though I think the "boorish behavior" was mostly before he put his hand on the Bible last year - I ignored him since Studio 54 days, meaning forever, never saw 15 seconds of the TV show. But as prez what exactly has been the "boorish" behavior?


I don't consider his NYC biz promotionalism schtick, when he talks, boorish - it's sort of hilarious, and very very American.


But the really striking thing, both inspiring and depressing at the same time, is his political integrity. Just about zero daylight between what he campaigned on, and what he's done, or is trying to do. Zero. Depressing because this most basic political virtue (without this kind of integrity, representative govt. is broken, meaningless) has become so rare.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 01:02 AM (QDnY+)

479
Oh my, I just went to check out Kbdabear's Twitter page, and I think he just lost his mother. He had a picture of her pinned at the top, saying he missed her already.

Does anyone know? My condolences to him. Godspeed to his mother. And comfort to him

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2018 01:02 AM (8O3HH)

480 Sound like the "Liverpool Pathway" might lead one right through HR. The path ends with a pillow over your face.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 13, 2018 01:03 AM (RuIsu)

481 "This is the first time that the Southern Baptist Convention has disfellowshipped a church for racism."

Georgia Church Kicked Out of Southern Baptist Convention Over "Racism"

https://tinyurl.com/y7dgmclo



Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 13, 2018 01:03 AM (jS2zB)

482 I tried a No Name steak tonight and it was pretty damn good. BUtter, salt and pepper. I don't really want much on good steak. I want to savor the meat. I might sauté some mushrooms and onions to top cheaper cuts.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at June 13, 2018 01:12 AM (jGiDM)

483 good news:


Washington (CNN)Rep. Mark
Sanford, a South Carolina Republican who's a critic of President Donald
Trump, will lose his GOP primary to his conservative challenger, state
Rep. Katie Arrington, CNN projects.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2018 01:16 AM (UsCnO)

484 There's a butcher on youtube, Scott Rea. In his opinion, the best cut is hangar steak because of the flavor. He thinks filet mignon is overrated. It might be tender, but the flavor is weaker. And the tenderness is a negative if you prefer more texture to it. I tend to agree. I prefer sirloin or ribeye.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 13, 2018 01:25 AM (/qEW2)

485 My Congratulations to all of the RINO hunters in SC-01. Your work paid off.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 01:30 AM (4C0+v)

486 Tri-tip FTW!

sear, sear, then roast for maybe 8-10 minutes a side. shooting for mid-120's internal.

pull, foil, let rest while you cook the "asparagus ala red", then slice thin, against the grain and serve with pinquito beans, SLO Bakery sourdough garlic toast and a West Side Paso Robles zinfandel like Hunt Cellars, Opolo, Zin Alley, Peachy Canyon etc.

Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at June 13, 2018 01:36 AM (RwH1i)

487 Hey red.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 13, 2018 01:38 AM (jS2zB)

488 Sorry, but I kind of died. So sorry about that.

Posted by: The ONT at June 13, 2018 01:38 AM (4C0+v)

489 resetting the sock b4 i forgotted...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2018 01:41 AM (RwH1i)

490 how you doing young lady?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2018 01:42 AM (RwH1i)

491
Georgia Church Kicked Out of Southern Baptist Convention Over "Racism"

https://tinyurl.com/y7dgmclo

Posted by: SMH
------------

Sounds like there's no way to reconcile things. Sadly, the church(s) will be the victims.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 01:42 AM (gdP3k)

492 Sounds like there's no way to reconcile things. Sadly, the church(s) will be the victims.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 01:42 AM (gdP3k)
---
hard to reconcile when it seems everyone wants to be butt hurt.

as another poaster said, a moar detailed rental agreement would have prevented this.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2018 01:47 AM (RwH1i)

493 The House Freedom Caucus, like the GOP is a con.

They have accomplished, nothing, and have advanced, nothing.

They are the Washington Generals to the GOP Washington Generals.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 13, 2018 01:50 AM (UfMVm)

494 Sexy Russian spies?

The absolute best Anna Chapman video is this interview she did back in 2010 -- sooooooooo sexy, especially in the beginning "live feed" part before the interview actually starts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBb2UvNSLG4

Male morons may want to bookmark that for later viewing in private.

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2018 01:51 AM (c+2jX)

495 Sounds like there's no way to reconcile things. Sadly, the church(s) will be the victims.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 01:42 AM (gdP3k)

---

As a Baptist myself, it hurts my heart, yet at the same time, this has been prophesied, a falling away of the Church, as one of the signs of His return.

As the SBC is the largest Protestant denomination, and the most reviled by the left, I'm surprised it took this long.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 13, 2018 01:52 AM (jS2zB)

496 BTW, SMH: Herself, seeing who our next governor is likely going to be, has decided to kick "maybe we should emigrate" up to " we should actively consider emigration"...

it still grates on us, being native, but reality is.

if i dig through my e-mails and find your addy, would you be willing to trade messages with her?

it's hard to leave, but there's no percentage in being the persecuted people who stayed too long.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2018 01:52 AM (RwH1i)

497 They are the Washington Generals to the GOP Washington Generals.
Posted by: Kreplach


I would pay to see that -- two different squads of the Washington Generals playing each other. Might finally make basketball enjoyable to watch.

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2018 01:55 AM (c+2jX)

498 red,

lima-juliet-charlie-oscar-papa-echo-lima-alpha-november-delta-eight-three-eight-three at the gee male thingy.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 13, 2018 01:56 AM (jS2zB)

499 @497

The game would go like this...

Two teams meet at mid court for the tip off.

Ref throws the ball in the air

Ball drops to the court as both teams run back to their net and preform the curly shuffle for 40 minutes.


The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

The HFC caucus are the fleas upon the pile of dogshit.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 13, 2018 02:03 AM (UfMVm)

500 Also, if an Ana Chapman level chick starts making
googly eyes at you, run.

Because you are the mark.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 13, 2018 02:08 AM (UfMVm)

501 i'll take that as a "yes"...


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2018 02:10 AM (RwH1i)

502 500 Also, if an Ana Chapman level chick starts making
googly eyes at you, run.

Because you are the mark.

Posted by: Kreplach


There is no life lived without risk.

I'll tell her everything I know about the US for a 5 minute ride.

And I have a classification rating -- Moron.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2018 02:21 AM (0ogQG)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 13, 2018 02:25 AM (mpXpK)

504 LOL!

https://twitter.com/RealEyeTheSpy/status/1005998564558954496

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2018 02:27 AM (RwH1i)

505 The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

The HFC caucus are the fleas upon maggots feasting on the pile of dogshit.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 13, 2018 02:03 AM (UfMVm)

FIFY.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 02:33 AM (4C0+v)

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 13, 2018 02:34 AM (/qEW2)

507 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2018 02:54 AM (WFV7d)

508
I'll tell her everything I know about the US for a 5 minute ride.

And I have a classification rating -- Moron.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2018 02:21 AM (0ogQG)

Tell her whatever you want.

Doesn't have to be true, right?

(howdy, nightwalkers)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 02:57 AM (BRvh1)

509 Nothin' like walking into an empty room and prattling on like someone with something to say.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:01 AM (BRvh1)

510 (i'm toying with the idea of posting a whole foam flecked screed one word at a time just to get the ONT up to 1000.

But that would be too much foam, and too many flecks. And I have no idea what the collective noun is for "screeds", but insofar as it would all count as one screed, I believe that would be inoperable anyhow.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:05 AM (BRvh1)

511 An apollo of screeds?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:07 AM (BRvh1)

512 There once was a man from Pyongyang...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:12 AM (BRvh1)

513 Still here, Warai?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 03:18 AM (4C0+v)

514 (i'm toying with the idea of posting a whole foam flecked screed one word at a time just to get the ONT up to 1000.

But that would be too much foam, and too many flecks. And I have no idea what the collective noun is for "screeds", but insofar as it would all count as one screed, I believe that would be inoperable anyhow.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:05 AM (BRvh1)

Just create a bunch of fake commentary using socks.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 03:21 AM (4C0+v)

515 Just musing a bit; I don't know how Monica Bellucci's amazing, luscious, rack didn't win at least a couple of Oscars for those terrible Matrix movies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 13, 2018 03:23 AM (pY+s4)

516 I don't know how Monica Bellucci's amazing, luscious, rack didn't win at least a couple of Oscars for those terrible Matrix movies.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 13, 2018 03:23 AM (pY+s4)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 03:25 AM (4C0+v)

517 In the DPRK was a man
who worked to make nukes with Iran.
But the Donald said, "Nay!",
And now peace shall hold sway,
as the "Art of the Deal" was the plan.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:25 AM (BRvh1)

518 @446: "Ground control to Major Tom ...."

'coon just made it all the way up onto the roof!

I can't believe nearly 4k people from around the world are watching a Periscope livestream at 2:30am local.

Some local news guys are actually narrating the livestream too.

Only in Minnesota.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 13, 2018 03:26 AM (I/iGu)

519 Just create a bunch of fake commentary using socks.
Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 03:21 AM (4C0+v)

That's not funny.

Posted by: The Duke of Argyll at June 13, 2018 03:27 AM (BRvh1)

520 #mprraccoon

Shocking amount of Twitter activity too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 13, 2018 03:30 AM (I/iGu)

521 I can't believe nearly 4k people from around the world are watching a Periscope livestream at 2:30am local.

Some local news guys are actually narrating the livestream too.

Only in Minnesota.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 13, 2018 03:26 AM (I/iGu)

There's an Al Franken joke in there somewhere, just give me a minute...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:30 AM (BRvh1)

522 Just create a bunch of fake commentary using socks.
Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 03:21 AM (4C0+v)

That's not funny.
Posted by: The Duke of Argyll at June 13, 2018 03:27 AM (BRvh1)

IT ACTUALLY IS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE CONDEMNING SURFPERCH'S SUGGESTION WHILE USING A SOCK, THEREBY TAKING HIS ADVICE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 13, 2018 03:31 AM (4C0+v)

523 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 13, 2018 03:31 AM (4C0+v)

That's still not funny.

Posted by: John Harbaugh at June 13, 2018 03:33 AM (BRvh1)

524 521 I can't believe nearly 4k people from around the world are watching a Periscope livestream at 2:30am local.

Some local news guys are actually narrating the livestream too.

Only in Minnesota.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 13, 2018 03:26 AM (I/iGu)

There's an Al Franken joke in there somewhere, just give me a minute...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:30 AM (BRvh1)

We're in there too, if you know where to find us.

Posted by: A Keith Ellison Joke, a Walter Mondale Joke and a President John Ewards Joke at June 13, 2018 03:33 AM (4C0+v)

525 Posted by: A Keith Ellison Joke, a Walter Mondale Joke and a President John Ewards Joke at June 13, 2018 03:33 AM (4C0+v)

aww, man. i might go radio silent for a minute while i work on that one...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:36 AM (BRvh1)

526 The pictures of the raccoon resting on the ledges twenty stories up and grooming or napping are just bizarre. None of the building windows open, and he's just sitting there staring are whatever people are looking at him with cameras from the other side of the glass. Such a chill little critter!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 13, 2018 03:36 AM (I/iGu)

527 @524: "Posted by: A Keith Ellison Joke, a Walter Mondale Joke and a President John Ewards Joke"

Don't forget Paul Wellstone and Michele Bachmann.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 13, 2018 03:38 AM (I/iGu)

528 John Edwards: ...but in the Other America, raccoons don't even have towers to climb.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 13, 2018 03:39 AM (rnAwa)

529 Vic, are you and Mrs. Vic headed for the hospital this morning?

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 03:43 AM (GWDdA)

530
Keith Ellison and John Edwards walked into a Minneapolis bar (Ellison was driving, natch.)

They come across Walter Mondale, nursing a pitcher and oblivious to the world.

Ellison asks Mondale what's the matter. Mondale looks at the two, and says, "You wouldn't beleive me if I told you."

Edwards, thinking he know's what's up, asks, "Does this have something to do with Carter?"

Mondale blurts out, "Why the hell would I Carter? She looked old enough to me!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:45 AM (BRvh1)

531 G'mornin', Horde.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 03:45 AM (GWDdA)

532 531 G'mornin', Horde.
Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 03:45 AM (GWDdA)

I'm still on the ass end of Tuesday, creep. But howdy all the same

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:46 AM (BRvh1)

533 Alrighty, I gotta at least try to get some sleep. Or lie still and not look at anything for a couple hours, at the very least.

Stay groovy, everyone.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 03:52 AM (BRvh1)

534 What's the difference between Keith Ellison and the Raccoon climbing the Tower?

The Raccoon lives in St. Paul.

------------------

What are two aberrations from Minnesota?

Walter Mondale's 2,000 vote victory there and the Tower-Climbing Raccoon.

-------------------

John Edwards is a Joke, even more of one than the Raccoon can ever hope to be.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 03:54 AM (4C0+v)

535 Goodnight Warai-otoko

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 03:55 AM (4C0+v)

536 Update for my home maintenance gurus here...

The cutting boatd is flat once more. It worked just like clutch said it would.

Plumbers, the drain-clearing thingamabobby fished out one bottle top, two plastic seals, a small label and a 12" skein of hair. The tub is draining like Lake Peigneur now.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 03:57 AM (GWDdA)

537 So, what are we up to this early morning?

Posted by: Skip j at June 13, 2018 03:58 AM (pHfeF)

538 Thehellwith the raccoon climbing the tower. What am I gonna do about the one climbing my bird feeder hanger and emptying the feeder? These cats are worthless when it comes to security.

'Night, Warai.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 04:01 AM (GWDdA)

539 Hay, Skip. Not much, it seems.

Surfperch, good to see your real name back. You're a good sport.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 04:04 AM (GWDdA)

540 Goodnight, Horde.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 04:04 AM (4C0+v)

541 So the media turns the diplomatic triumph of the decade into a nothingburger. And the next day Trump's candidates sweep the primaries.

How many more times do they have to get whacked before the light bulb goes on?

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 04:11 AM (GWDdA)

542 Draining properly is important, supposed to rain again today so yesterday went up on roof and cleaned out gutters. Only one really clogged and still had water from other night was back of the house. That's where I am still getting water in the basement from.

Posted by: Skip j at June 13, 2018 04:12 AM (pHfeF)

543 Skip, Sis is having exactly the same problem. She didn't get the gutters cleaned out in time for the last frog-strangler and now water is seeping into her basement.

No basements here. You'd have to dynamite a hole in the rock.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 04:20 AM (GWDdA)

544 The 24hr race at Le Mans is this weekend, totally missed it last year.

Posted by: Skip j at June 13, 2018 04:27 AM (pHfeF)

545 Ben Nerd Virgin Shapiro's sister looks like Ben because he hasn't hit puberty yet - duh. It's not his fault he looks like a flat chestest feminie little girl. Once he hits his growth spurt and starts shaving he'll...

What? He's in his 30s?

Ohhhhhhhhh....

Does he only "identify" as male? I heard he is obsessed with Trannys....

Posted by: Ali Watkins Commemorative Hallway Stain at June 13, 2018 04:54 AM (jdEi3)

546 I'm a dirt track and drag race girl. Dog knows Daddy tried, but grease was lots more fun than makeup.

I followed a girl racer back in Iowa. Never quite got used to the sight of a driver wearing eyeliner and a crash helmet.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 04:55 AM (na0uG)

547 So I think today Mr. and Mrs. Vic may be headed to the hospital for her surgery. Standing watch.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 04:59 AM (na0uG)

548 What do you mean the Nerd Virgin Shapiro is OLDER that Steven Crowder AND Milo?

Does he oppose puberty blockers for children because of... personal experience?

Posted by: Ali Watkins Commemorative Hallway Stain at June 13, 2018 05:02 AM (jdEi3)

549 I like road racing and the 24hr to me is fun to see, beginning, twilight, night, morning and finish.

Posted by: Skip j at June 13, 2018 05:03 AM (pHfeF)

550 548 What do you mean the Nerd Virgin Shapiro is OLDER that Steven Crowder AND Milo?

Does he oppose puberty blockers for children because of... personal experience?
Posted by: Ali Watkins Commemorative Hallway Stain at June 13, 2018 05:02 AM (jdEi3)


You won't BELIEVE the facial I use to keep my skin so girl-baby smooth!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Lack of Masculinity at June 13, 2018 05:06 AM (jff78)

551 Hubby used to fly A. J. Foyt to races (and pick him up from the hospital occasionally). Nicest guy in the world off the track. Atila the Hun once the race started.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 05:08 AM (na0uG)

552 I say for me less than 20 miles to work is a win, just over that today.
Everyone have a great day.

IG report tomorrow maybe?

Posted by: Skip j at June 13, 2018 05:09 AM (pHfeF)

553 Posted by: Skip j at June 13, 2018 04:12 AM (pHfeF)

Our house is built partially on red rock, so drainage is awful. We have French drains running to a sump in the old part of the house, and a second sump in a lower basement below a big addition.

I have had 18" of water in the lower basement when we had a huge storm and loss of powet!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 13, 2018 05:09 AM (wYseH)

554 Hmmm... splitting California into 3 has received enough signatures to appear on November's ballot.

https://tinyurl.com/ybs6fajq

Not familiar enough with the demographics of CA to know if this is a good thing, or if it is some Dem gerrymandered scheme that will do more harm than good. This bit is worrisome:

Analysts from the University of Virginia's Center for Politics predict that the new California and Northern California would be Democratic-leaning, while Southern California would be a swing state.

So perhaps 2, potentially 4 more senators for the Dems.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 13, 2018 05:10 AM (/qEW2)

555 I like road racing and the 24hr to me is fun to see, beginning, twilight, night, morning and finish.
Posted by: Skip j at June 13, 2018 05:03 AM (pHfeF)

I'm looking forward to it, too! I'm also a big fan of the Nurburgring 24 hours.

Posted by: Mainah at June 13, 2018 05:12 AM (659DL)

556 Northern California would be Dem-leaning? I thought that was the conservative part of the state...kinda like upstate New York.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 05:15 AM (na0uG)

557 Refereeing a spat between one of the cats and the pigling. Pigling is eating the kitty's tail. Yah, you read that right. Letting giunea pigs be free range turns them into monsters.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 05:26 AM (na0uG)

558 >>> Letting giunea pigs be free range turns them into monsters.

It's gonna turn him into a meal if he doesn't get away from my tail.

Posted by: creeper's kitteh at June 13, 2018 05:30 AM (cHbmY)

559 Taking off the sock to return to my hyper-masculine handle.

Posted by: fluffy at June 13, 2018 05:31 AM (cHbmY)

560 >>> Letting giunea pigs be free range turns them into monsters.

Yup, when they get too frisky it's time for them to go back into solitary confinement.

Posted by: Richard Gere at June 13, 2018 05:36 AM (/qEW2)

561 'LOL! 'Mornin', fluffy.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 05:41 AM (na0uG)

562 Richard Gere @ 560

He's never caged. Don't even have one in the house.

The last time I caged him he tried to chew through the metal bars.

I'm going on a road trip next week. Leaving the cats in the care of neighbors but taking the pig. There's no one I despise enough to ask them to watch him.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 05:50 AM (na0uG)

563 I have had 18" of water in the lower basement when we had a huge storm and loss of powet!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 13, 2018 05:09 AM


My daughters home is on terrible soil. Their sump pump is battery powered, constantly recharged, and can handle a couple days without power.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 13, 2018 05:54 AM (LOgQ4)

564 Oh, geez...seven hours later that sign up top finally registers.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 06:02 AM (na0uG)

565
Good morning, Hordians. Up, dressed, kennel dogs let out, morning prayers said, coffee at hand. We're good to go.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2018 06:03 AM (LsBY9)

566 'Morning, Hadrian. Happy Hump Day.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 06:08 AM (na0uG)

567 Northern California would be Dem-leaning? I thought that was the conservative part of the state...kinda like upstate New York.
Posted by: creeper


F 'em. East-west fence just north of San Diego from ocean to state line. North-south fence from that oint to Canada.

Call the new lands Western Cuba.

Why north of San Deigo? Western Port plus we keep the Navy base & the Marine Corps.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 06:14 AM (9uM86)

568 Morning Horde

Posted by: wing at June 13, 2018 06:14 AM (RSMz4)

569
So perhaps 2, potentially 4 more senators for the Dems.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

To keep seenate at 100, we could combine RI and Conn, then they might be a least a county

Posted by: Jean at June 13, 2018 06:20 AM (MS0+a)

570 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2018 06:22 AM (EyPfd)

571 Let me share a tale of two cities.


Lax discipline is killing our students...

https://www.the74million.org/?p=525491


B'More says: Hold my beer.

https://cbsloc.al/2JGRtOf

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2018 06:24 AM (EyPfd)

572 Hi, wing. Hope your day is the best.

'Morning, Jean. That's an elegant solution. Of course, the object being to increase Dem representation by any means possible, it'll never happen.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 06:26 AM (na0uG)

573 >>> Why north of San Deigo? Western Port plus we keep the Navy base & the Marine Corps.

Just put a decent fence around it and you need not bother running a strip of land to AZ.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Guantanamo Bay at June 13, 2018 06:29 AM (cHbmY)

574
Not familiar enough with the demographics of CA to know if this is a good thing, or if it is some Dem gerrymandered scheme that will do more harm than good. This bit is worrisome:

Analysts from the University of Virginia's Center for Politics predict that the new California and Northern California would be Democratic-leaning, while Southern California would be a swing state.

So perhaps 2, potentially 4 more senators for the Dems.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


Say they split into 3. What is the procedure for admitting new states into the Union?

Acceptance isn't automagic. Alaska and Hawaii were territories first.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 06:29 AM (9uM86)

575 If inland California were no longer hostage to the politics of SF and LA that could upset a number of apple carts.

Posted by: fluffy at June 13, 2018 06:33 AM (cHbmY)

576

Jj will have good news today. I can feel it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 13, 2018 06:38 AM (roQNm)

577 Time to put pants on and tramp the hill. BIAB.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 06:39 AM (na0uG)

578 Splitting California would simply give Democrats four additional Senators, they would have a total of six.

They can split internally and organize themselves anyway they want but under know circumstances should there be three California state entities.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 13, 2018 06:40 AM (UfMVm)

579 Morning all.

Screw Prince Willam with a polo mallet.
His official visit to Israel is a pali/arab suck up tour. I was hoping he was better than that but not so.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2018 06:45 AM (Qy/cs)

580 Ben Had. William is the son of Charles. Inevitable that he would be this way. Charles is an idiot.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at June 13, 2018 06:47 AM (N3JsI)

581 Charles is an idiot.





Posted by: never enough caffeine at June 13, 2018 06:47 AM

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Generations of inbreeding, what can't it do?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 13, 2018 06:57 AM (+Dllb)

582
Allahpundit over at hotair yesterday, "Why isn't Trump campaigning against Mark Sanford?"


Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 13, 2018 06:57 AM (roQNm)

583 More MAGA. US/mexico/Canada won the 2026 world cup

Posted by: WisRich at June 13, 2018 06:57 AM (mx6fd)

584 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 06:58 AM (kqsXK)

585 I see rosenstein is panicking and is now calling on Congress to investigate the staffers that he threatened.


His office is claiming there never were any threats and the staffers should be subject to questioning by his office and forced to produce all relevant emails they have of the threats he didn't make.

This is gonna be fun.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 13, 2018 07:00 AM (+Dllb)

586 Is this something?


https://wp.me/p6MziH-2WLV

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2018 07:02 AM (EyPfd)

587 >>Splitting California would simply give Democrats four additional Senators, they would have a total of six.



Yep. The split is not the solution.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 07:03 AM (W+vEI)

588 >>To keep senate at 100, we could combine RI and Conn, then they might be a least a county


So RI and CT residents are punished for CA Democrats destroying the state?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 07:04 AM (W+vEI)

589 Given that Charles is an idiot but when he visited Israel it was as a private trip. Phillip's mother is buried there and his trip was private also.

QE11 has never set foot in Israel in any capacity.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2018 07:06 AM (Qy/cs)

590 Take my senators, please!

Posted by: Virginia at June 13, 2018 07:07 AM (t0Z53)

591 Mornin' Horde. Only solution for California is return it to Territory status and tell them they get statehood back when they learn to be responsible and sane again. Figure that will take a couple of generations, but hey, sometimes you gotta put misbehaving children in time-out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at June 13, 2018 07:07 AM (lLeln)

592 Morning all, I also look forward to JJ's morning entry.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at June 13, 2018 07:10 AM (PbH71)

593 If Cali gets to split into 3 states then Georiga can too. The state of Atlanta and then two red states.

Posted by: freaked at June 13, 2018 07:11 AM (UdKB7)

594 The NOOD


It be here


And shit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2018 07:15 AM (EyPfd)

595 So RI and CT residents are punished for CA Democrats destroying the state?
Posted by: Lizzy

They've more than earned their own spanking

Posted by: Jean at June 13, 2018 07:16 AM (P60eK)

596 Really, the problem is that stupid Supreme Court ruling whose name I forget that basically keeps the states from mimicking the Electoral College in their own internal elections. It basically guarantees the cities run roughshod over the rest of states and results in things like California, New York, Illinois, etc.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at June 13, 2018 07:17 AM (lLeln)

597 Creeper glad to hear your cutting board got squared away. How many blocks did it take? I am kind of a wood nut unfortunately.

Posted by: Clutch at June 13, 2018 07:24 AM (xZbpA)

598 Clutch!

I did what you said...sprayed concave side with water and weighted it down with two big rocks and a tank of kitty litter. Added one thing...I buttressed both sides with concrete block, thinking that would help discourage cracking. It worked like magic. Thank you SO much.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 07:37 AM (na0uG)

599 Creep you might want to seal the end grain with polyurethane if you have any.

Posted by: Clutch at June 13, 2018 07:50 AM (xZbpA)

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