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The Morning Rant
"Back a few decades ago, opponents of civil rights for blacks were called 'prejudiced', i.e they prejudged individuals based solely on their skin color. Then the Jim Crow laws were struck down, affirmative action programs instituted, and the KKK was marginalized. During this time, 'prejudice' was replaced with the words 'racist' and 'racism'. And the more they were used, the more their objective meeting dwindled away. Eventually it became just a slur, a smear hurled at an opponent during an argument. Its intent is not to further discussion, but to shut down discussion. Sooner or later, the Iron Law of Superlatives is going to kick in. That is, if everybody is 'x', then nobody is 'x'. Distinguishing adjectives lose all power to distinguish if they're applied to everything. Meanwhile, 'racist' is being superceded by 'white nationalist' or 'white supremacist' (since 'racist' has lost a lot of its potency due to overuse), which have become the slur of choice among the progs who use it to attack those who aren't white, aren't nationalists, nor supremacists. It's just dirty words that sound real dirty, which is the only reason why they use them. It's the equivalent of flinging poo."
The Iron Law of Superlatives:
The Trump Economy:
Apparently, It's Not Only Trump She's Going After:
"Adventures In Male Feminism"
Here is a slightly better quality image of an editorial in the August 14, 2000 Creston Valley Advance, a local B.C. paper, which claims Justin Trudeau apologized for "inappropriately handling" (or "groping" in the paper's words) a female reporter. pic.twitter.com/fZ748QqWYX
— Sean Craig (@sdbcraig) June 7, 2018
So apparently back then, Monsieur Pepe Le Grope thought it was permissible to grab, grope and fondle whatever women's bodies were in reach. Who raised this clown? I blame the 60s, and its encouragement of what they called "sexual liberation", but which translated at the street level to "easy squeezing", with women its chief victims and its empowerment of brutes and cads.
Pest:
You Know, I'm Starting To Think That Some Of These 'Florida Man' News Items Are Fake:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2018 10:56 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 08, 2018 10:58 AM (jTK4R)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 10:58 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 10:59 AM (7LY+6)
Buncha feckless cunts.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 10:59 AM (sox4v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 10:59 AM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 08, 2018 10:59 AM (lmkn/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (JFOvj)
Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Ann at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (e59uY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Miklos at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (lmkn/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 10:59 AM (7LY+6)
kdbabear only works the ONT, I think.
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Ann at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (e59uY)
Be sure to collect your winnings at the cashier's window.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (FsRTQ)
Then what are the Green Fairies when you drink Absinthe?
Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2018 11:01 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:01 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (7LY+6)
"All I wanna do, is wipe this off...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:01 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Thornton Melon at June 08, 2018 11:02 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 11:02 AM (I/iGu)
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2018 11:02 AM (0+nbW)
Whoohooo! I finally won something!
Now to find that cashier window...
Posted by: Ann at June 08, 2018 11:02 AM (e59uY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2018 11:02 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2018 11:02 AM (gmo/4)
It is almost as if there is a practical effect that could be helping the US vice the targets of the tarriffs.
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:03 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 08, 2018 11:03 AM (cGqiy)
Posted by: Michael Moore at June 08, 2018 11:03 AM (F6v1f)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 11:03 AM (sox4v)
I hope your shoulder is continuing to heal, and your PT steel equipment is getting bent from all the GAINZZZZ.
Now back to chore.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2018 11:03 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: joncelli, checking the fridge at June 08, 2018 11:03 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (lmkn/)
______
This increases demand for The Paolo. Basic Economics.
Posted by: The Paolo at June 08, 2018 11:03 AM (jTK4R)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 08, 2018 11:03 AM (JFOvj)
Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at June 08, 2018 11:04 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 10:59 AM (7LY+6)
Post a pic of Kate Upton.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 08, 2018 11:04 AM (cGqiy)
Paul Krugman hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 10:59 AM
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I haven't seen squat form him in over six months in my local anti-Trump news paper. They used to run his columns at least once a month.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2018 11:04 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2018 11:04 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 08, 2018 11:04 AM (/MHOI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 08, 2018 11:05 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:05 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Ann at June 08, 2018 11:02 AM (e59uY)
Cashiers, NC is right there at the intersection of US 64 and state road 107.
Can't miss it.
Posted by: Miklos and/or Charles Kuralt at June 08, 2018 11:05 AM (zCyNd)
Trump Breaks With G-7 to Urge Russia's Return
Mueller gets a one-year extension of his commission to investigate new evidence of Russian collusion with the Trump campaign
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:06 AM (FsRTQ)
You noticed that too, huh?
I've pointed that out to any number of folks. They reply by confirming what I already knew.
I'm rayciss.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:06 AM (7LY+6)
This increases demand for The Paolo. Basic Economics.
Got to watch a bit of the old Astaire/Rogers flick The Gay Divorcee yesterday and saw the prototype for Paolo, the character of Antonetti. B'Gal couldn't understand why I got such a big kick out of seeing that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 08, 2018 11:06 AM (HaL55)
Nobody said that just because it hurts the protectionist side it doesn't also hurt the other side. It's a lose-lose.
But nice to know that you went to school.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2018 11:06 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:07 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2018 11:00 AM (8ikIW)
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Yea but it is recommended to use the words "Fat, ugly stupid" before the SamanthaCee word.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 08, 2018 11:07 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:03 AM (Z5y53)
In Scogginia ... we'll have auto-adjusting tarriffs, per country of origin, based upon trade deficits. Put it all up on a big board. Look like some shit from the horse track.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:07 AM (uh5kC)
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures
Sobering. No, terrifying.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 08, 2018 11:07 AM (HiDrR)
TRUMP DIDN'T BUILD THIS ECONOMY IT'S ALL OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA!!!11!
*seizure*
*voids bowl and bladder*
*bites tongue off*
Posted by: Drooling Sharting Progtard at June 08, 2018 11:07 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2018 11:04 AM
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Surprised it wasn't somewhere in Kentucky, there are meth labs all over that State. We had a couple of dozen houses condemned and torn down when we lived in Georgetown. The State has a special fund set up to help with tearing down meth houses.
There was a hotel room meth lab that had to be gutted too.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2018 11:07 AM (+Dllb)
They don't want Trump! to make a mistake. Just watching out for him. Like the spies in his campaign
Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2018 11:08 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Gumby at June 08, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)
Now the burning question (besides absinthe green fairies) becomes what major news event will occur this afternoon?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2018 11:08 AM (0tfLf)
People who have been oddly silent of late:
James Comey
Avenatti
Hillary Clinton
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:05 AM (Z5y53)
Florida man.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 08, 2018 11:08 AM (ymnmz)
Really? 'Cause a quick o'googles pulls up any number of illiterati who claim that it's a one sided loss. Of course, they're smarter than anyone here, so...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:08 AM (7LY+6)
have you checked under the sofa?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 08, 2018 11:09 AM (lmkn/)
...things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmm
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1004881307871031296.html
Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 08, 2018 11:09 AM (W+kMI)
Mueller gets a one-year extension of his commission to investigate new evidence of Russian collusion with the Trump campaign
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
my God he is magnificent.
The US is competing with Gazprom for the European market
We've blown up Russian forces in Syria.
We're opposing a Russian client (Iran).
And now Trump is being all "Hey let's sit down and talk".....with the Russians.
And remember talking is supposedly what the Beautiful people want.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2018 11:09 AM (p2RiQ)
Avenatti
Hillary Clinton
All the same person! One Reptillion, Different Body Suits...
Posted by: Drooling Sharting Progtard at June 08, 2018 11:09 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2018 11:09 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:10 AM (7LY+6)
Tariffs as a weapon to get the other side to drop their own unfair practices seems, on paper at least, to be defensible.
If we did a live fire re-enactment of D-Day right now, it would be horrible. However, at the time of the original event.... you see where i'm going with this.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:10 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 08, 2018 11:08 AM (ymnmz)
Homo Florideiensis
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:10 AM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:10 AM (uh5kC)
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at June 08, 2018 11:10 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Gumby at June 08, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)
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"Why is Gammy laughing so hard."
I gotta go.
Y'all gonna get me in trouble.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 08, 2018 11:10 AM (/MHOI)
Posted by: Gumby at June 08, 2018 11:11 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2018 11:11 AM (O2RFr)
I did not realize how old he had gotten and still selling the same 1970s "man keeping us down" schtick.
At first I thought there was just a long delay between spots. I don't think he's got a coherent thought in his head. He really never did, but he could sell it a lot better in the past.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 08, 2018 11:11 AM (bB4HN)
People who have been oddly silent of late:
James Comey
Avenatti
Hillary Clinton
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:05 AM (Z5y53)
Florida man.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 08, 2018 11:08 AM (ymnmz)
Still before noon in Florida. You expect him to be up? He was up late tossin' gators, lightin' farts and cookin' up meth! Sometimes all at once!
Posted by: joncelli, checking the fridge at June 08, 2018 11:11 AM (RD7QR)
Can't miss it.
Posted by: Miklos and/or Charles Kuralt at June 08, 2018 11:05 AM (zCyNd)
Unless you blink.
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2018 11:11 AM (0+nbW)
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures
Sobering. No, terrifying.
Posted by: IrishEi
There is no voting our way out of this.
There is no going back.
The left won't allow it.
What's the solution? That answer will get me banhammered.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 11:12 AM (sox4v)
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PDT Tweet
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:12 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 08, 2018 11:12 AM (HaL55)
You mean like BMW "unexpectedly" announcing plans to purchase more US based raw materials?
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:12 AM (7LY+6)
"Merkel urges Europe to unite in a New World Order."
Hmmmmmm.......nope, sorry can't remember where I heard that before.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2018 11:12 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (lmkn/)
Did not know this. OTOH, Sade hasn't had a real hit since the '80s.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (FsRTQ)
"Merkel urges Europe to unite in a New World Order."
Seig Heil!
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2018 11:04 AM
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Yeah! Especially from his "Men in Black" character.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (7LY+6)
Now we have a populist who likes protectionism, so all of a sudden conservative includes tariffs.
Make a supply and demand graph of anything. A line goes up left to right, another goes up right to left. Apply a tariff or a quota. The area under the curve is the wealth lost to the tariff or quota.
I still believe in free markets.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (fuK7c)
Yip.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (p2RiQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 08, 2018 11:14 AM (vWMNq)
I did not realize how old he had gotten and still selling the same 1970s "man keeping us down" schtick.
Jesse, stfu & stfd.
For 8 long years, you WERE the man.
Sorry if Obola sold you down the river.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 11:14 AM (sox4v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:08 AM (7LY+6)
My point exactly. Cause people like Fortune magazine, and Charles Koch, they don't argue that it is harmful to both sides.
Presumably those folks went to school, too, and I suspect took more econ than I did.
There is a saying, you have to be real educated to believe something that stupid.
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:14 AM (Z5y53)
You mean like BMW "unexpectedly" announcing plans to purchase more US based raw materials?
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:12 AM (7LY+6)
It doesn't bother me at all to note that domestic economics and international economics require different strategies to accomplish different goals.
As a consumer - I want the best shit cheap. As an American - I want sustainable market share and roughly equal trade balances.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:15 AM (uh5kC)
Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2018 11:15 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (lmkn/)
Yep. Too bad their last name isn't McKenzie ... since it's Doug.
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 08, 2018 11:15 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Ann at June 08, 2018 11:15 AM (e59uY)
Sade, Bourdain and Who's Next at the necklace party?
Did not know this. OTOH, Sade hasn't had a real hit since the '80s.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (FsRTQ)
I think that was supposed to be Spade, not Sade, as far as I know she is still alive.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 08, 2018 11:15 AM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
*******
Hmmm. Need a nice round number, something that seems really, really long-lasting without being too off-the-wall.
I'm going to guess 900 years.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:15 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Gumby at June 08, 2018 11:15 AM (2LelM)
James Comey
Avenatti
Hillary Clinton
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:05 AM (Z5y53)
Didn't some judge come down hard on Avenatti recently? Can't remember why though....
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (Enq6K)
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WAIT!!! WHAT?? Spade hung herself by a scarf tied to a DOORKNOB?? what was she?? a Midget ? something rotten in Denmark
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 08, 2018 11:15 AM (DxWUs)
Dead or alive, she still hasn't had a decent hit since the '80s.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (FsRTQ)
That piece of ambulatory diarrhea Spenser Rapone is no longer befouling my beloved Army.
Gone with the wind, carrying a less than honorable discharge.
Not what I'd have chosen, but acceptable, I suppose.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (y3aQB)
I still believe in free markets.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (fuK7c)
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
But its kinda like saying you aren't going to fight back when you are getting punched in the face because that makes you the better man, but meanwhile, your face is getting punched in.
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (fuK7c)
As do I, certainly. But a "free" market goes both ways. Pretending things are "free" when they are not is just a mug's bet, so "unfree" tactics can (should?) be used to drive the situation back towards parity.
That's my severely simplified horsies-and-duckies view of things.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (AURKQ)
Looks like Rosie has lost some weight.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: Gumby at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)
Has she ever done anything to offend the Clintons?
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (m45I2)
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So is 'u'.
Count your blessings.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 08, 2018 11:18 AM (/MHOI)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:18 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 08, 2018 11:18 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:18 AM (m45I2)
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For some OCD reason I was trying to plow through the Art thread comments. I wouldn't change a thing about Pixy, but there are times I wish I could just skip a whole subthread. Actors talk, wedding dresses, some good comments, but mostly outside my interest this AM.
➁
God bless B'Gal and B'Boy, though. Sustain their souls through the trials.
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--- and since I'm dragging up the old thread --
"...A significant number of the people who voted for him [Trump] would've stayed home had they known he was just foolin'." —some silly person
Yesterday on the radio we heard an interview with.. Comey? (Milady would remember, but she's not here to ask) saying something like, Trump got elected because people were all angry about DC and angry this and angry that. "We hadn't counted on that."
I can't beat on the car radio because it's already smashed in from years of Obama. But I did yell at it.
Yeah, there was a lot of anger. But it seemed to me that in the main Trump supporters were clear about what he was saying, recognized (and chuckled along with) Trump's hyperbole and appreciated (and applauded) his proposed policies - positive stuff.
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Okay, done ranting. Clamming up and going back to see what the Grape Ape has to fling today.
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One more thing. There's an auction on the ranch to the south, apparently. I can hear the singsong country-accented cadences of the auctioneer on loudspeaker half a mile away. Sweet sound. Fi' fi' got fi who gimme six six six got six yah going once seven.. something like that.
Here. My poor beat-up little laptop doesn't do audio anymore, so enjoy for me this very young Steve Goodman - The Auctioneer.
youtu.be/49494l54JsY
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Okay, now I'm done. Sorry. going to read Ape wisdom now.
Posted by: mindful webworker - when the coffee hits the bloodstream at June 08, 2018 11:18 AM (/Fvo6)
"I'm sorry that I groped your employee, because I didn't know she had a megaphone like a journalism job. Otherwise, this would all be fine!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2018 11:18 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Wait...he grabbed a woman?
Posted by: leftard at June 08, 2018 11:18 AM (p2RiQ)
I'm going to guess 900 years."
Missed it by what, 100 years?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:18 AM (7LY+6)
Dead or alive, she still hasn't had a decent hit since the '80s.
Yeah. The genre of Smooth Jazz isn't as popular as it once was.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 08, 2018 11:19 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:19 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Gumby at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (2LelM)
From Wikipedia:
The New Yorker described Sade's voice as a "grainy contralto full of air that betrays a slight ache but no agony, and values even imperfect dignity over a show of pain"
I hope that clears things up for you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:19 AM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:19 AM (m45I2)
Posted this *late* last night on the ONT. [snip]
Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 08, 2018 11:09 AM (W+kMI)
Interesting. I think Sundance at CTH found evidence that Papadopoulos worked for the FBI before the Trump stuff started but I may not remember correctly who it was.
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 08, 2018 11:19 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)
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Robin Williams died the same way.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 08, 2018 11:19 AM (/MHOI)
The one that got a lot of attention from conservatives was that he wanted to be in on the Cohen case, and the judge said you can be on CNN or in this case, pick one. He picked CNN.
The one that got a whole lot less attention was when he failed to pay a multi-million dollar judgment against him, so he got fined even more multi-millions.
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:20 AM (Z5y53)
People who have been oddly silent of late:
James Comey
Avenatti
Hillary Clinton
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:05 AM (Z5y53)
Scratch Avenatti off the list. He was on CNN the other night and he's as sleazy as ever.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 08, 2018 11:21 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2018 11:21 AM (AzW6q)
I enjoy your daily news summary from The Morning Report. I don't bother with the links too much anymore as they usually cause me a Michael Ironside in "Scanners"-type reaction, but the summary is just as informative and very funny.
Posted by: marcus gravey at June 08, 2018 11:21 AM (dDSGy)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:21 AM (AURKQ)
Hawt is important.
Here is a completely, totally, don't say I didn't warn you, NSFW picture of Sade from back then.
https://bit.ly/2M91c1q
Because giver.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2018 11:21 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 08, 2018 11:21 AM (jTK4R)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)
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Robin Williams died the same way.
Posted by: SMH
You have to be committed when all you have to do is sit or stand up.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 11:21 AM (sox4v)
Posted by: Gumby at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (2LelM)
My lawn. You are instructed to vacate it: https://youtu.be/k1ljpLQ1V6Y
Posted by: joncelli, checking the fridge at June 08, 2018 11:21 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 08, 2018 11:19 AM (HaL55)
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It very much is for some of us.
Toodles, y'all.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 08, 2018 11:21 AM (/MHOI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 08, 2018 11:21 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2018 11:21 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at June 08, 2018 11:10 AM (jsWA
It'd be a real stretch to call him a "man", though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2018 11:22 AM (WFV7d)
The one that got a whole lot less attention was when he failed to pay a multi-million dollar judgment against him, so he got fined even more multi-millions.
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:20 AM (Z5y53)
I think the 2nd one was the one I read about.
Didn't know about the first one. Well done judge.
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:22 AM (Enq6K)
White Privilege, yo! There is no escape.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:22 AM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)
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Robin Williams died the same way.
Posted by: SMH
You have to be committed when all you have to do is sit or stand up.
Posted by: rickb223
No worry about it happening to me
Posted by: Michael Moore at June 08, 2018 11:22 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Chuck C at June 08, 2018 11:22 AM (YTxkQ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (fuK7c)
I don't ... and never have.
Truly free and open markets - it would seem to me - imply a collision course of the citizens of these markets towards a common level of earnings and standard of living. An increase for the originally poorer market, a drop for the richer.
I have no desire to reach an equilibrium with Mexico.
And I have seen no move toward the mythical "common free market" that doesn't require a loss of national sovereignty.
No thanks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:22 AM (uh5kC)
"...the more their objective meeting dwindled away."
Well, like the joke about the dancing bear, the amazing thing is that the ape speaks at all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - oot oot at June 08, 2018 11:22 AM (/Fvo6)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 08, 2018 11:22 AM (lmkn/)
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at June 08, 2018 11:23 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 11:23 AM (y3sT9)
Who the Fuck is Sade?
Posted by: Gumby at June 08, 2018 11:17 AM (2LelM)
Her first hit was "Smooth Operator" ... it was pretty good ... I bought the album (on CD). Youtube must have it ... yep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 08, 2018 11:23 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (FsRTQ)
Not the singer Sade. Some fashion designer broad named "Spade".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2018 11:24 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:24 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2018 11:24 AM (AzW6q)
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Irony: FBI Leaker McCabe Outraged After DOJ Leakers Finger Him for Criminal Referral
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:24 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:24 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 08, 2018 11:24 AM (jTK4R)
SMH beat me to it, but yeah, Robin Williams did himself the same way. It's a more popular and effective technique than you might imagine.
I won't go into gory details, but many folks combine the doorknob technique with heavy sedatives, and/or a plastic bag sealed around the neck.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 11:24 AM (I/iGu)
Trump issues statement at G-7
" I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further."
Posted by: Miklos, ace reporter at June 08, 2018 11:24 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (fuK7c)
Pity China doesn't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2018 11:25 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 08, 2018 11:25 AM (jTK4R)
The bad news...after that many days of thunderstorms your yard is gonna be muddy. Maybe you have a nice big patio?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 11:25 AM (L8JfA)
Well, one can only have too many donkey shows and tequila...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:25 AM (7LY+6)
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yeah she was smooth Jazz & had a very sexy smoky singing voice
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:25 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2018 11:25 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:13 AM (FsRTQ)
Not the singer Sade. Some fashion designer broad named "Spade".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2018 11:24 AM (WFV7d)
Oh come on now. Can't a Moron riff on a typo now and then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:25 AM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 08, 2018 11:26 AM (pw+jk)
So those of us who are not members of the press are fair game to grope? Good to know.
I don't actually need another reason to never vote for this moron but it doesn't hurt to have extra ammunition in case I run into a "isn't he dreamy?" type.
Posted by: all doubt removed at June 08, 2018 11:26 AM (xj0OI)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 11:24 AM (I/iGu)
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It's also how they killed of D'Angelo on the Wire
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu in Baltimore at June 08, 2018 11:26 AM (jTK4R)
"...the more their objective meeting dwindled away."
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Encountering underlining before I've finished my first cup coffee strains my brain. It knows something important is there, but it's not ready to process it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 11:26 AM (Zdm89)
Posted by: mindful webworker - simply putting at June 08, 2018 11:26 AM (/Fvo6)
Spoiler- the young boy gets tired of the mules farting at him so he decides to strike a match. I hurt myself laughing.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 11:26 AM (iKk2X)
And importing cheap foreign goods means we don't have to waste our time manufacturing low-margin crap when our workers and capital can be used for more productive (i.e. profitable) things.
However, that level of imbalanced balance may be arrived at through more or less free market forces, or via external pressures (tariffs, etc.).
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:26 AM (AURKQ)
His adviser appears to still be there - Rasheed Hosein - who was a professor of Middle East History. He was put on leave when the story first broke (supposedly unrelated), yet still shows up on the Westpoint website as contact for Muslim Cadet Association and Muslim Ministries.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:28 AM (7LY+6)
He has pretty hair.
He was a snowboard instructor.
He's none too bright
He was the reputed son of a "charismatic" prime minister
Grew up entitled in every way.
I do need to be fair, however.
Nah! Justin Trudeau. I don't need to be fair.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 08, 2018 11:28 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:28 AM (m45I2)
= I thought that you were a peasant.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2018 11:28 AM (p2RiQ)
How they staged it after he was manually strangled. Tough getting outta the room when the door opens inward and you've gotta walk over the body though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 11:28 AM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 11:26 AM (iKk2X)
Any tails catching fire ? My daughter would kill someone who did that ...
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 08, 2018 11:29 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: jim at June 08, 2018 11:29 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 08, 2018 11:29 AM (lmkn/)
It very much is for some of us.
It's very pleasant music, don't get me wrong. We had the Number One smooth jazz station in the country down here for years and I listened to it a lot.
Even got to meet Spyro Gyra's Jay Beckenstein once at a small concert with Ramsey Lewis. Nice guy, he gave me their bass player's phone number when I told him I was a bassist locally. I couldn't afford to buy one of his basses, but still it was a nice gesture. Never did call him.
I could've reached out and touched Lewis while he was playing piano. Met his drummer and bass player, too. Great band.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 08, 2018 11:29 AM (HaL55)
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That's only true for classification.
If we could imagine a case where everybody is racist, that is each person thinks their race should dominate other races--it actually is the case that everybody *is* racist, but it does not stand to reason that *nobody* is racist.
In this case we are comparing the universe of people who are actually all racists to a potential universe where everybody was not.
Posted by: Axeman at June 08, 2018 11:29 AM (vDqXW)
We've secretly replaced a serious conversation about international trade
imbalance with a meme about lighting farts on fire. Let's see if
anybody notices.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:28 AM (m45I2)
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Golf clap!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 08, 2018 11:29 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy
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Fingered by the fickle finger of Feds.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 11:29 AM (Zdm89)
In theory ... I agree. And if we ever reached full employment and maxed out our own productivity - I'd love to go down that path of ultimate prosperity.
I don't think we're remotely close. Even with the latest labor numbers.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:30 AM (uh5kC)
He has pretty hair.
He was a snowboard instructor.
He's none too bright
He was the reputed son of a "charismatic" prime minister
Grew up entitled in every way.
I do need to be fair, however.
Nah! Justin Trudeau. I don't need to be fair.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem.
Check his golf clubs. he sounds like a Kennedy. they get mean when girls say no.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2018 11:30 AM (p2RiQ)
Wow, someone paid for the Super Titanium Level Membership! Look at those fancy symbols - way past &&&&
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 11:30 AM (hMwEB)
Irony: FBI Leaker McCabe Outraged After DOJ Leakers Finger Him for Criminal Referral
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy
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Fingered by the fickle finger of Feds.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 11:29 AM (Zdm89)
Isn't that the TSAs job?
Posted by: jim at June 08, 2018 11:30 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Rex B at June 08, 2018 11:30 AM (F6v1f)
I'm going to guess 900 years."
Missed it by what, 100 years?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
******
Okay, fine. We can go with that. Now we just need somebody to the the Leader. But probably just one.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:30 AM (m45I2)
Please don't screw up. Thank you.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2018 11:30 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:28 AM (m45I2)
A trade deficit is like lighting farts on fire: you never know when you're going to burn the meth lab down when it happens.
Posted by: joncelli, checking the fridge at June 08, 2018 11:30 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)
I really don't understand how that works.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 11:31 AM (hMwEB)
The bad news...after that many days of thunderstorms your yard is gonna be muddy. Maybe you have a nice big patio?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 11:25 AM (L8JfA)
The first comment is what I'm praying for.
The second comment...*sobs uncontrollably*
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:31 AM (Enq6K)
Still beats Folger's crystals...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:31 AM (7LY+6)
Trudeau said in his apology ...
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2018 11:28 AM (p2RiQ)
His dad may have been a commie but he was an alpha. When told by reporters "you can't do that" ... he said "just watch me". IIRC that was the imposition of marital law during the FLQ crisis.
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 08, 2018 11:31 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2018 11:31 AM (p2RiQ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (uh5kC)
Posted by: jim
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The cartoon version of Wild Kingdom.
"Let's watch while Jim tries to escape this angry bull elephant."
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)
I really don't understand how that works.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 11:31 AM
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It usually involves an extra heavy dose of sedatives when they do it that way.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (+Dllb)
Because political people are who establish them, the chances of them being used improperly is high. Trump is not a political animal per se so chances he would use them properly are higher.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (cGqiy)
WAIT!!! WHAT?? Spade hung herself by a scarf tied to a DOORKNOB?? what was she?? a Midget ? something rotten in Denmark
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)
I really don't understand how that works.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 11:31 AM (hMwEB)
The Clintons understand.
Posted by: jim at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (gjGvH)
OK.
*starts checking nearby art schools*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (7LY+6)
That piece of ambulatory diarrhea Spenser Rapone is no longer befouling my beloved Army.
Gone with the wind, carrying a less than honorable discharge.
Free college education without having to serve.
Maybe that's what he planned all along.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)"
\
Is it too soon to point out that Kate Spade was the spitting image of Joe Scaraborough?
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 11:33 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:28 AM (m45I2)
America is a major natural gas exporter....
Posted by: Miklos, burritos for lunch again at June 08, 2018 11:33 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)
I really don't understand how that works.
=======Me neither.
Posted by: David Carradine at June 08, 2018 11:33 AM (pw+jk)
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That sounds like a message, like Godfather, head of the guys favorite horse in his bed
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:33 AM (y3aQB)
Doug Ford (Rob Ford's brother) elected as new premier of Ontario,
replacing mutant lesbian leftist. Makes me wonder, did he win because
the liberals did such a crappy job that liberal voters switched sides,
or because conservative voters got off their asses?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (/qEW2)
I have to ask - mutant??
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2018 11:33 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:33 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: ScoggDog
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Pickled eggs and beer for breakfast.
Posted by: Florida flamer at June 08, 2018 11:33 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 08, 2018 11:34 AM (vWMNq)
So Starbucks Shultz shocked me by making a realistic, on-point statement. So, maybe he'll be running as a Republican? He sure can't run as a Dem now.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 11:34 AM (L8JfA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:34 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 08, 2018 11:34 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Lizzy
I would NOT stand behind these guys whilst they were doing the Apopka Cataclysm
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2018 11:34 AM (p2RiQ)
Easier than lowering yourself into a woodchipper.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 11:34 AM (I/iGu)
Posted by: wth at June 08, 2018 11:35 AM (HgMAr)
*******
I'm thinking "behind Florida Man" is probably in the blast zone.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:35 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 08, 2018 11:29 AM (lmkn/)
She holds the top spot of people with gigantic foreheads that I would gladly sleep with.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 08, 2018 11:35 AM (cGqiy)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at June 08, 2018 11:35 AM (lmkn/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 11:29 AM (Zdm89)
Fickle finger puts Fed in pickle.
Posted by: Kosher dill Miklos at June 08, 2018 11:35 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Florida flamer at June 08, 2018 11:33 AM (nBBdT)
==
Chili, broccoli, and beer.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 08, 2018 11:35 AM (pw+jk)
We've secretly replaced a serious conversation about international trade imbalance with a meme about lighting farts on fire. Let's see if anybody notices.
Posted by: Muldoon
I believe in a free exchange of methane.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 11:35 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: wth at June 08, 2018 11:35 AM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:36 AM (FsRTQ)
I also believe in free markets and free trade. But currently there is no such thing. I see Trump's tariffs as a bomb being thrown into the status quo to destroy the current systems.
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at June 08, 2018 11:36 AM (YuQLm)
Hah. Austria is closing 7 mosques and plans to expel the imams.
https://tinyurl.com/y7lzt44w
They're not complying with Merkel's demand that they commit national suicide. Maybe she should try the anschluss thingy again, to get them to comply.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2)
Negative.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:36 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 08, 2018 11:36 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: David Carradine"
Didn't you accidentally hang yourself while choking your chicken?
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 08, 2018 11:37 AM (OD2ni)
Art of the Deal.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2018 11:37 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 08, 2018 11:37 AM (cGqiy)
there's never an atomic bomb when you need one.
Posted by: Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 at June 08, 2018 11:37 AM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:38 AM (uh5kC)
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:38 AM (Enq6K)
Now Donald Trump has said they need not worry because they won't be invited.
When will the shrieking of racism start?
And when did IQs begin to plummet?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 08, 2018 11:38 AM (nBr1j)
Please don't screw up. Thank you.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2018 11:30 AM (/tuJf)
RI Air show?
Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Isadora Ducan at June 08, 2018 11:38 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: David Carradine"
Didn't you accidentally hang yourself while choking your chicken?
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 08, 2018 11:37 AM (OD2ni)
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Maybe
Posted by: David Carradine at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (m45I2)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/298931/
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:38 AM (Enq6K)
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Rescheduled? Trump's only going to be there for 24 hours.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: 14 yr old Jewish girl who was raped and murdered by a 'refugee' at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (p2RiQ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2)
Sing! SING!!!!
*the Austrians at Rourke's Drift begin a rousing chorus of "Edelweiss"*
Posted by: Miklos, building bridges at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (zCyNd)
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1004881307871031296.html
Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 08, 2018 11:09 AM
~~~~~
Posted by: IrishEi at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (HiDrR)
I don't think it's so much a point of first-order logic, so much as a dilution effect.
If X is a member of A for all X in the universe of discourse, then A becomes a trivial predicate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (AURKQ)
The second comment...*sobs uncontrollably*
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:31 AM (Enq6K)
I'm so sorry, but people tend to forget that part. Been to those...and the women's heels sink in the mud. Maybe the place you got the tent has some kind of tarp for the lawn...or some other solutions.
Is is too late to build a large stone patio? jk
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (L8JfA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2018 11:40 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 08, 2018 11:40 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: Miklos, building bridges at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (zCyNd)
Horst Wessel Lied might be more appropriate...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:40 AM (AURKQ)
Schultz is an off brand Mike Bloomberg without the courage of his convictions, and he's delusional if he believes there's any chance whatsoever that a semi-rational, non-firebreathing squish will win the Democratic nomination in 2020.
He makes Martin O'Malley look fresh and exciting by comparison.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 11:40 AM (I/iGu)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 11:40 AM (yE6NP)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2018 11:41 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 11:41 AM (yE6NP)
China uses our silly notions to abuse and game us, as they methodically plan to infiltrate and conquer US. The economy has picked up and our trade deficit just hit a record high in May, and has gone up consistently.
Meanwhile China buys up parts of Hollywood, (apparently seeing how well it has worked for the Soviets), and is extending their dogma into our universities, as we freely continue to educate them and pass on state secrets (how they they get personal data on all federal employees?)
Capitalism is not a government system, it happens under the umbrella of a system with liberty and justice for all. It also happens in communist regimes, BUT those regimes also use the power of the state to manipulate the use of said CAPITAL. For them, humans are capital to be used like machines, air is the place to cheaply dump the soot from their coal, American tech is something to be taken freely, etc.
Who is to say that the powerful of China can't better use "capitalism" than our "free trade (and entitlement) system", which has to pay the "tax" of respecting individual liberty, cleaning the air, fighting the wars, developing the tech (and having it stolen)? So they have 10% "capitalists" and still have over a billion to use as slaves with no real "rights". And they maintain iron fist control of their immigration, while we fight "open borders enemies" from within.
"Free Trade" has served the globalists who don't believe in paying the price of liberty, and are happy to profit as our liberties are sold off piecemeal.
china's communists rewrite rules for foreign businesses
https://tinyurl.com/ycgmpt92
Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2018 11:41 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 08, 2018 11:42 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2018 11:42 AM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)
I really don't understand how that works.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018
*
*
Someone here the other day, on Ace's post about Kate Spade's death, put it this way: The suicide ties the rope to the doorknob on the other side of the door, flings the rope up over the top of the door, and puts her head in the noose on her side of the door. So she is hanging from a rope the end of which she can't reach.
Still doesn't explain how the victim can't just stand up -- unless, as someone said above, she is really committed, or drugs are involved.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2018 11:42 AM (G+x7t)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:42 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Miklos, in/flammable at June 08, 2018 11:42 AM (zCyNd)
Is is too late to build a large stone patio? jk
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (L8JfA)
We have a large patio but it won't hold 80 people eating dinner!
If it gets soggy, we'll just have some plywood or something available to walk on to the tents.
Eff it....
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:42 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:43 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2018 11:42 AM (G+x7t)
Standing up would defeat the whole purpose, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:43 AM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 08, 2018 11:43 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2018 11:44 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:30 AM (uh5kC)
That, I can agree with.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:44 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Miklos, in/flammable at June 08, 2018 11:44 AM (zCyNd)
$120B (record) deficit with China through April.
https://tinyurl.com/y94zp7rp
Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2018 11:44 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:42 AM (Enq6K)
This would be so much simpler if you would just let me take care of the tents ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (uh5kC)
stand up -- unless, as someone said above, she is really committed, or
drugs are involved.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2018 11:42 AM (G+x7t)
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Or rubbing one out.
Posted by: David Carradine at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (DxWUs)
Or else
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
With what? The Bundeswehr is a shadow of what it was, and the Poles are rearming and inviting us to stay
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (p2RiQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (m45I2)
Yea, she got an award for that a few years ago, for the EU. I'm surprised she actually used the term NWO.
It's about globalism and erasing borders and dividing the wealthy from the serfs. No more middle class. That Lenin statue they unveiled recently tells you everything you need to know about the future vision they have.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (L8JfA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (G0vdT)
Maybe, after Trump's action on tariffs, Macron needs time to change his underroos.
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (Enq6K)
Similar to the wishful thinking that "liberal democracy" and "free elections" will turn any failed regime into a paradise.
Gotta love cargo cults.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Miklos, in/flammable at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:46 AM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 11:46 AM (yE6NP)
Absolutely true. There are things I am guilty of and I need to deal with those things.
But if all white men are guilty of sexism and racism, then no white men are guilty of sexism and racism. And the danger becomes the possibility that white no longer give a shit.
Is that the outcome the left wants. It makes no sense to me.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 08, 2018 11:46 AM (nBr1j)
Is is too late to build a large stone patio? jk
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM (L8JfA)
We have a large patio but it won't hold 80 people eating dinner!
If it gets soggy, we'll just have some plywood or something available to walk on to the tents.
Eff it....
Posted by: Tami
Reimagine it as a pool party!
The vows can be exchanged in the shallow end....what?
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at June 08, 2018 11:46 AM (p2RiQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2018 11:46 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:47 AM (AURKQ)
now you reminded me of the first time I remember laughing till I cried. We were at boy scout camp, probably age 13 or so, sitting up in one of the big tents late at night, one of my pals started claiming he could set his farts on fire. Well we hadn't seen that yet, and so dared him to do it. So he tried, and it didn't work, so he decided to pull his boxers off and try it again, since now he had to put up or shut up. Remember, he's got an audience of about 5 of his buds.
And it worked!
And then his pubes caught on fire!
And then he started screaming and trying to beat it out!!
oh gawd, it's hard to even get through typing that without breaking down laughing all over again! Ah, boy scout camp. I asked my wife if girls scouts ever did things like that at girl scout camp, and she looked at me like I was an alien.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 08, 2018 11:47 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:47 AM (7LY+6)
That, I can agree with.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:44 AM (AURKQ)
See ? I spread happiness. Its just what I do.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:47 AM (uh5kC)
Art of the Deal.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2018 11:37 AM
Kinda looks like it.
Once again people are lighting hair on fire over something PDT says, even though he has no ability to enforce it. When I first saw the headlines / mentions, I thought oh crap this gives MSM more collusion!!! fodder. Then I read the actual story. PDT suggests it would be productive to have Russia "at the negotiating table". Italy PM seconds it. Putin spox says Russia's not interested.
Just more unnecessary drama.
Posted by: Hands at June 08, 2018 11:47 AM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:38 AM (Enq6K)
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Rescheduled? Trump's only going to be there for 24 hours.
My guess is the Canadian ass was too afraid to meet in person with Trump.. It's easy to say stuff behind your back then it is to have a face to face..
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2018 11:47 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2018 11:33 AM (a0IVu)
She just strikes me as something that could suck your brain out of your skull when she attacks.
https://tinyurl.com/ybcmak35
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2018 11:47 AM (/qEW2)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/298931/
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM
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An Other than Honorable discharge should aid him greatly with his future job hunts.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2018 11:48 AM (+Dllb)
Possibility? I can guarantee you that I personally no longer give a shit about any of that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 08, 2018 11:48 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 11:48 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2018 11:48 AM (WFV7d)
I assume you mean in a manner other than the "golf ball/garden hose" paradigm?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:49 AM (AURKQ)
It's going to be hard for Der Fuhrer to unite anything with the current version of the Luftwaffe having only 4 planes combat ready and most of their Bundeswehr under strength and lacking parts for their armored vehicles. Their Navy is in even worse shape.
Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2018 11:49 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 08, 2018 11:49 AM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 11:49 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (uh5kC)
No...but you and Mr. Helpful can greet guests.
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:49 AM (Enq6K)
Geez, she getting her talking points from Soros' Open Society Foundation, much?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 11:50 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 08, 2018 11:50 AM (dKiJG)
Eff it....
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:42 AM (Enq6K)
Perfect. Really. Forewarned is fore-armed. i just remember my friends bemoaning they hadn't thought of anything. They were so busy looking at the sky, they forgot the ground. So I wasn't trying to freak you out even more, I was trying to help. Really.
I think, iirc, we girls finally all just took off our shoes. It was fun really. The plywood idea sounds much better though.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 11:50 AM (L8JfA)
We buy more shit from China than China buys from us. This means China has lots of extra dollars. China uses the dollars to buy our debt, which is to say our promise of future dollars.
The problem has nothing to do with whether or not we or they have tariffs or quotas. It's the fact that we're in the business of promising future dollars.
The problem is not "unfair trade deals" with China, Canada, Mexico, or Andorra. It's that we spend money our kids haven't made yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2018 11:50 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2018 11:50 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2018 11:47 AM (O2RFr)
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You mean French ass. Trudeau is the Canadian ass.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2018 11:51 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Tami
Water polo: Bride's family vs Grooms' family!!
I shall be the impartial line judge
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at June 08, 2018 11:51 AM (p2RiQ)
Posted by: nWo - Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall at June 08, 2018 11:51 AM (EzdLW)
Yep. The air base is right across the bay from my house. It's a great show.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2018 11:46 AM (/tuJf)
I'd like to take a vacation to Boston, and make a side trip to the RI air show some day, but hotels in Boston are still too expensive for me. Last year the Air show coincided with the Phillies visiting Fenway. That would have been a nice trip.
Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2018 11:51 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Parker at June 08, 2018 11:51 AM (MFwf8)
Sedatives are used to more or less force yourself to pass out, slump over, and slowly asphyxiate while unconscious without major trauma.
Plastic bag taped or tied around the neck is sometimes used when someone is eager to get things over and done more quickly.
Not as impossible or ineffective as it might seem at first glance.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 11:51 AM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 08, 2018 11:51 AM (2CQCl)
Thank goodness Obama's fiscal policy is finally maturing enough for that idiot Trump to just stand aside and let it work.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 11:51 AM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:49 AM (Enq6K)
I can do that.
Pardon me ? You don't care for anything on the buffet ? Well - allow me to direct your dried up prune ass to the Mickey D's right down the street.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:52 AM (uh5kC)
in his lab, where he drew his last breath
He sparked up a stink
without pausing to think.
..Oh, what a horrible meth.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:52 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2018 11:50 AM (O2RFr)
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They'll be lucky to have a picture taken at all. They've already cancelled the joint communique at the end of the summit.
Also, Trump's not sticking around for the climate change meeting.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2018 11:52 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2018 11:47 AM (O2RFr)
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You mean French ass. Trudeau is the Canadian ass.
Yes Macron too... I just think the Canadian is more comical of the "duo"
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2018 11:53 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2018 11:53 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2018 11:53 AM (O2RFr)
https://tinyurl.com/y7lzt44w
Hoo-boy, things are gonna get ugly.
About time.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 11:53 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2018 11:49 AM (Enq6K)
I can do that.
Pardon me ? You don't care for anything on the buffet ? Well - allow me to direct your dried up prune ass to the Mickey D's right down the street.
Posted by: ScoggDog
"Don't tell anyone I told you bridesmaid #3, but the others said that they were glad that this was being held near a pool, since you've been in a drought"
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at June 08, 2018 11:54 AM (p2RiQ)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:54 AM (uh5kC)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 08, 2018 11:54 AM (qM84C)
With what? The Bundeswehr is a shadow of what it was, and the Poles are rearming and inviting us to stay
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2018 11:45 AM (p2RiQ)
It only took the Nazis about six years to build up the the German war machine from scratch.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 08, 2018 11:54 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:54 AM (m45I2)
It's going to be hard for Der Fuhrer to unite anything with the current version of the Luftwaffe having only 4 planes combat ready and most of their Bundeswehr under strength and lacking parts for their armored vehicles. Their Navy is in even worse shape.
Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2018 11:49 AM (gmo/4)
How many members of NATO meet the requirements for spending? I think it was US, UK and Poland
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 08, 2018 11:54 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2018 11:55 AM (gmo/4)
Geez, she getting her talking points from Soros' Open Society Foundation, much?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 11:50 AM (W+vEI)
Ikr? When she couldn't get some newspapers to say what she wanted during the migrant crisis, she called for a Ministry of Truth to be set up by govt. LOL A term that freaks out any Harry Potter fan bcz it is evil in the books.
Maybe her speech writer is actually a double agent trying to warn us. In almost all of her speeches she says something quite tone deaf.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 11:55 AM (L8JfA)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 11:55 AM (I/iGu)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2018 11:55 AM (LiyEm)
If you owe China a thousand dollars, it's your problem.
If you owe China a trillion dollars.....heh.
Posted by: Miklos, in/solvent at June 08, 2018 11:55 AM (zCyNd)
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Austria's government plans to shut down mosques and expel imams | Daily Mail Online
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 11:55 AM (y3aQB)
There's nothing I can come up with to explain that. Even communists should have an interest in preserving what they've started.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 08, 2018 11:55 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 11:55 AM (I/iGu)
Ground fault outlets.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:56 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Lib 'economist' after PDT election at June 08, 2018 11:56 AM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2018 11:32 AM (/qEW2)
Maybe the conservative voters got off their asses because the libs did such a crappy job? Nah... That would never happen.
I started visiting a Canadian blog site about 8 months ago. I am always a bit depressed after reading the threads. Canadians are even bigger tards than Americans, if that's possible. But, if you've never seen a picture of Kathleen Wynne, you owe it to yourself. She makes Janet Reno look like Charlize Theron. In her prime. It will be painful, but it has a very powerful emetic effect, as well as serving as an enema for cleansing toxins from the colon.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 08, 2018 11:56 AM (9BLnV)
He should wait outside in the presidential motorcade.
All cars running. Air conditioning full blast.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 11:56 AM (I/iGu)
in his lab, where he drew his last breath
He sparked up a stink
without pausing to think.
..Oh, what a horrible meth.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Good news!
Scogg and I hired the entertainment for the reception!!
Warai-otoko, Muldoon and Hikyou Guy will compete!
Betting is okay, right? it won't be for money, just underwear.
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at June 08, 2018 11:56 AM (p2RiQ)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/298931/
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2018 11:39 AM
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An Other than Honorable discharge should aid him greatly with his future job hunts.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2018 11:48 AM
One day he'll be Senator Rapone (D-NY) (or CA or VA or MN or WA...)
Posted by: Hands at June 08, 2018 11:56 AM (EzdLW)
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Hmmm I'm having Deja Vue: I swear I've heard that from Germany in the past?
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2018 11:57 AM (G0vdT)
It's going to be hard for Der Fuhrer to unite anything with the current version of the Luftwaffe having only 4 planes combat ready and most of their Bundeswehr under strength and lacking parts for their armored vehicles. Their Navy is in even worse shape.
Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2018 11:49 AM (gmo/4)
Is it the Bundeswehr that's on a 36hr work week?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 08, 2018 11:57 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 11:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2018 11:57 AM (wdmm9)
I will consider "Honorable Mention" to be an abject failure...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:57 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 11:58 AM (yE6NP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 11:58 AM (fA1SL)
Mary is so right!!!
And Mr. Sanders says we can all stay at one of his charming lake estates every August!!!
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at June 08, 2018 11:58 AM (zCyNd)
If you owe China a trillion dollars.....heh.
Posted by: Miklos, in/solvent at June 08, 2018 11:55 AM
Devaluing the dollar like a crack monkey over here, boss!
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 08, 2018 11:58 AM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at June 08, 2018 11:54 AM (p2RiQ)
Believe me, Best Man, I think you've shown tremendous restraint in allowing the ring-bearer to mentally - and somewhat physically - undress your date. Outstanding deference to the Bride on her special day. Not cuckish in the slightest.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 11:58 AM (uh5kC)
That's why the guy got elected. He is only 31, iirc. Or was when elected. Austria has totally broken with Germany, and they used to be very close. No more. Thank God.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 11:58 AM (L8JfA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2018 11:59 AM (xfb67)
Too soon?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 08, 2018 11:59 AM (koNhm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2018 11:59 AM (kqsXK)
Florida man.
Posted by: eleven
( accordion )
Nevada man, Nevada man
Crazier than Florida man
They smoke meth an' have a fight
Florida wins
( accordion )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2018 11:59 AM (zfrbv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 11:59 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2018 11:59 AM (BiLU+)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 11:58 AM (L8JfA)
That is easily remedied, shutzi.
Posted by: A. Hitler at June 08, 2018 11:59 AM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: Jeanne del.... at June 08, 2018 12:00 PM (efMXe)
Miami Maelstrom
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 08, 2018 12:00 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2018 12:00 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 08, 2018 12:00 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 12:00 PM (yE6NP)
There's nothing I can come up with to explain that. Even communists should have an interest in preserving what they've started.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 08, 2018 11:55 AM
Exactly.
What the hell is she and her supporters thinking??? I don't get it.
A lot of refugees kids living in Germany in the 80's and 90's and the Germans I knew didn't like them or their policy for hosting them.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2018 12:01 PM (0tfLf)
It's Fritz, man. He can't help it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 12:01 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ScoggDog
I second that..Don't care what the father of the Groom said........
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at June 08, 2018 12:01 PM (p2RiQ)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 12:00 PM (yE6NP)
National Selbstmord.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 08, 2018 12:01 PM (xPJvm)
https://tinyurl.com/y7vr3jtv
Average Venezuelans were unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 12:02 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2018 11:59 AM (BiLU+)
Fuck, such a brilliant mind, came up with Bush Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 08, 2018 12:02 PM (dKiJG)
uses the dollars to buy our debt, which is to say our promise of future
dollars.
The problem has nothing to do with whether or not we or they have
tariffs or quotas. It's the fact that we're in the business of
promising future dollars.
The problem is not "unfair trade deals" with China, Canada, Mexico,
or Andorra. It's that we spend money our kids haven't made yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Well partly ... but they don't only buy our debt (which we partly screw them on by inflating our USD, even if it hasn't shown up too much in prices) ... but they also buy up American assets (property, business, politicians, etc). This is not trade, this is them conquering US.
But yes, putting our kids in debt to China is a pretty bad deal. China and the others have a plan to win, and "unfair trade deals" is part of the problem. We've had the Koch Brothers and Wall Street globalists making deals for their own interest, and now have some under Trump working on American interests. (imo)
We should give Western oriented countries that still support liberty for the people a better trade deal, but still it has to be America First.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2018 12:02 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 08, 2018 12:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 08, 2018 12:03 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 12:00 PM (yE6NP)
Right? Gees, its like the whole country has a Kick Me sign on its back.
Posted by: CANNIBAL BOB at June 08, 2018 12:03 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 08, 2018 12:03 PM (DxWUs)
299 Merkle, huh?
It's going to be hard for Der Fuhrer to unite anything with the current version of the Luftwaffe having only 4 planes combat ready and most of their Bundeswehr under strength and lacking parts for their armored vehicles. Their Navy is in even worse shape.
Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2018 11:49 AM (gmo/4)
Perhaps you are discounting the secret army of returning ISIS fighters and trained jihadist imports?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 08, 2018 12:03 PM (e1mEI)
In the Washington Post last hour or so:
"I have been uncharacteristically silent these past ten months. I had thought that silence would soon be coming to an end, but I'm afraid I must tell you now that fate has decided on a different course for me.
"In August of last year, I underwent surgery to remove a cancerous tumor in my abdomen. That operation was thought to have been a success, but it caused a cascade of secondary complications -- which I have been fighting in hospital ever since. It was a long and hard fight with many setbacks, but I was steadily, if slowly, overcoming each obstacle along the way and gradually making my way back to health.
"However, recent tests have revealed that the cancer has returned. There was no sign of it as recently as a month ago, which means it is aggressive and spreading rapidly. My doctors tell me their best estimate is that I have only a few weeks left to live. This is the final verdict. My fight is over.
"I wish to thank my doctors and caregivers, whose efforts have been magnificent. My dear friends, who have given me a lifetime of memories and whose support has sustained me through these difficult months. And all of my partners at The Washington Post, Fox News, and Crown Publishing.
"Lastly, I thank my colleagues, my readers, and my viewers, who have made my career possible and given consequence to my life's work. I believe that the pursuit of truth and right ideas through honest debate and rigorous argument is a noble undertaking. I am grateful to have played a small role in the conversations that have helped guide this extraordinary nation's destiny.
"I leave this life with no regrets. It was a wonderful life -- full and complete with the great loves and great endeavors that make it worth living. I am sad to leave, but I leave with the knowledge that I lived the life that I intended."
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 12:03 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 12:00 PM (yE6NP)
BRING BACK THE KAISER!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 12:04 PM (FsRTQ)
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Senate Select Intel Staffer Targeted Trump Campaign Adviser In Aggressive Leak Campaign | The Daily Caller
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What a Coinkydink again
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 12:04 PM (y3aQB)
https://tinyurl.com/y7vr3jtv
Translation: Public school indoctrination of Socialist ideas is winning!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 12:04 PM (W+vEI)
You can always go the other way around. Stay in RI and take day trips to Boston.
Providence is a fun little city and the Amtrak train goes right from downtown Providence to downtown Boston in about 40 minutes.
It's definitely cheaper to stay outside Boston and take mass transit into the city than to stay downtown.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2018 12:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 08, 2018 12:04 PM (hBIFh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 10:59 AM
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Post a pic of Kate Upton.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 08, 2018 11:04 AM
I am the melon standard of the AoSHQ!
Posted by: Lena at June 08, 2018 12:05 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2018 11:59 AM (BiLU+)
Fucking show off.
Posted by: McTumor at June 08, 2018 12:05 PM (2CQCl)
Well said!
Beautiful words after two high profile suicides.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2018 12:05 PM (iOL28)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 12:05 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 12:05 PM (fA1SL)
Donald Pleasance famously answered the question of why he was in so many bad movies with "I have five daughters".
Posted by: steevy
Warrior of the Lost World
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 12:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 08, 2018 12:04 PM (hBIFh)
Not being snarky but he really won't feel it.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 08, 2018 12:06 PM (dKiJG)
Iran defiant as it holds day of anti-Israel protests...
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Say what you will about the Irantians, they hang a good effigy.
https://yhoo.it/2xVM70a
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 08, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at June 08, 2018 12:06 PM (eAErQ)
James Comey
Avenatti
Hillary Clinton
Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2018 11:05 AM (Z5y53)
O B A M A
Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2018 12:06 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 12:00 PM (yE6NP)
I swear the country must be built over some weird access points, or a large Indian burial ground.
Of course, she's only wrong if she loses. That is not for sure yet. They are going the way of the UK.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 12:06 PM (L8JfA)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 08, 2018 12:06 PM (hBIFh)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 12:07 PM (yE6NP)
It is the TL;DR version of Breitbart's infamous, "Fuck You. War." Do read.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 08, 2018 12:08 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 12:08 PM (hMwEB)
Iran defiant as it holds day of anti-Israel protests...
We are hearing/seeing less protests. Then I remembered most college students went home for the summer. Thank God.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 12:08 PM (L8JfA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2018 12:08 PM (0/+vJ)
Remember, if you 'tee up' a golf ball then Tiger Woods drives it 320 yard, right down the middle, you get the credit, NOT the poser with the club in his hands.
Posted by: JB1000 at June 08, 2018 12:08 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: steevy
Michael Caine was asked a why he did movies like Jaws 4.
He said (paraphrased ), "Oi ask where they are shooting and check 'ow long it's been since oi had last visited. If it's been over 10 years, oi take the part."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2018 12:08 PM (zfrbv)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2018 12:08 PM (8XRCm)
Oh? That's permissible? OK.
Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 12:08 PM (3HNOQ)
basically culminates in "Why are you still a country?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2018 12:09 PM (AURKQ)
Pelosi freezes during simple math problem: 63 minus 15 - '47, is it?'
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Vid at link.
https://bit.ly/2M9BSbB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 08, 2018 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 12:06 PM (L8JfA)
"Eurabia" is unavoidable now.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2018 12:09 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 08, 2018 12:09 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2018 11:59 AM (BiLU+)
And yet McStain continues to pollute the earth with his existence.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2018 12:09 PM (kqsXK)
James Comey
Avenatti
Hillary Clinton
People who have been oddly silent for a very long time: Peter Strozk.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 12:09 PM (XtLaP)
Posted by: Lena at June 08, 2018 12:05 PM
She's got a point...not like the Horde sets it's standards particularly high...or even admit to having any.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2018 12:09 PM (0tfLf)
https://tinyurl.com/y7vr3jtv
Average Venezuelans were unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 12:02 PM (FsRTQ)
It's a form of mental illness. That's the only way to describe it.
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 12:10 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 12:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2018 12:10 PM (WDCYi)
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I wonder why he decided to issue an eloquent, thoughtful and inspirational statement.
He could have had his farewell to the world be a bitchy screed about not wanting certain individuals to be at his funeral.
That's the way a REAL class act exits the stage.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2018 12:11 PM (AzW6q)
Trump Breaks With G-7 to Urge Russia's Return
Mueller gets a one-year extension of his commission to investigate new evidence of Russian collusion with the Trump campaign
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
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Keep your friends close and keep you enemies closer.
Posted by: gNewt at June 08, 2018 12:11 PM (fnrpf)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2018 12:11 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 08, 2018 12:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 12:04 PM (FsRTQ)
Kaiser
Fuhrer
Kanzler
sooner or later
they holler
for a new world order
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 12:11 PM (hMwEB)
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If ..... by "tee'd up" you mean stacked up all those executive orders and regulatory edicts for Trump to smash into smithereens.....unleashing the private sector.....
..... yes..... Obamamandius.... you tee'd it up for him.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2018 12:11 PM (8XRCm)
Yes it does. So does hidden heart disease. Although the dying tends to be quick and painless.
Sudden death has been described as the best way to die, but the worst way to say goodbye.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 08, 2018 12:12 PM (nBr1j)
Nancy has no excuse.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 12:12 PM (VgKNm)
* SSPX INTENSIFIES *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 12:12 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 12:13 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 12:13 PM (XtLaP)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 12:13 PM (hMwEB)
racist racister racistest
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 08, 2018 12:13 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 12:14 PM (yQpMk)
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BRING BACK THE KAISER ROLL!!!
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BRING BACK LONDON SWINGS LIKE A PENDULUM DO!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 08, 2018 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Vatican seeks 'courageous' ideas to combat priest shortage
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This cannot end well.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 08, 2018 12:11 PM
I foresee a "Bake that communion wafer!"
Posted by: Hands at June 08, 2018 12:14 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 12:13 PM (hMwEB)
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OW!!!! HEY!!!!! THAT FUCKING HURT.!!!!
WTF LADY?!?!?!?!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
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Didn't I hear that their insistence that gay guys become priests instead of sucking cock lead to all the problems a decade or two ago?
Hold my beer. - this pope
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 12:14 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 12:14 PM (y3aQB)
Ring bearers are usually boys of about 3-4 years old so they're probably not mentally undressing any bridemaids.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2018 12:14 PM (0/+vJ)
So far, so good.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 12:15 PM (hMwEB)
Sadly, it seems he's lost, and only has a few weeks left.
Posted by: Det. John Munch, BPD/NYPD, Retired at June 08, 2018 12:15 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 08, 2018 12:15 PM (JFO2v)
Eliminate celibacy and merge with the Orthodox.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 12:15 PM (yQpMk)
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All corners of the world under one dacha.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2018 12:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2018 12:15 PM (AM1GF)
He used such grace in his statement. I didn't like the guy much, but still, got a little misty. Death is our common denominator; one we will all face. I hope I can be as gracious. I doubt I will.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 12:15 PM (L8JfA)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2018 12:15 PM (WDCYi)
Senate Select Intel Staffer Targeted Trump Campaign Adviser In Aggressive Leak Campaign | The Daily Caller
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Christ almighty these people are stupid.I don't know how you expect to get away with lying about knowing a woman that you've been schtupping on a regular basis.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 08, 2018 12:15 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 12:15 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 12:16 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2018 12:15 PM (AzW6q)
Expect less than 100,000 survivors.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2018 12:16 PM (WDCYi)
Clones of famous dead priests!
Or Westworld like robotic resurrections!
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 12:16 PM (I/iGu)
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1. Lady Priests.
2. Gay Priests.
3. Trangender Priests.
4. Protestant Priests
5. Temporary Labor Priests.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2018 12:16 PM (8XRCm)
Vatican seeks 'courageous' ideas to combat priest shortage
Maybe they can return to the beginning when priests were married and had children.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 12:16 PM (L8JfA)
Posted by: Cicero
Let me guess...a US Parks and Forest Service employee found a half eaten piroshky and an empty bottle of Trump cabernet under a picnic table. New evidence!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2018 12:17 PM (0tfLf)
Here's a novel idea-prayer, or is that prayer already a part of the regular worship services?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2018 12:17 PM (0/+vJ)
2. Gay Priests.
3. Trangender Priests.
4. Protestant Priests
5. Temporary Labor Priests.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2018 12:16 PM (8XRCm)
It's gonna be Muslims.
It's ALWAYS Muslims.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2018 12:17 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: John McCain at June 08, 2018 12:17 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Hands at June 08, 2018 12:17 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2018 12:17 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 12:18 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 12:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:19 AM (FsRTQ)
And nobody even knows what this means, not even the guy who wrote it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 08, 2018 12:18 PM (jlKn3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 12:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2018 12:18 PM (fuK7c)
That would help, but I guessing the EO Church doesn't merge with the the Catholic Church.EO doesn't have a Pope.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2018 12:18 PM (0/+vJ)
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OMG !!! ROBOT PRIESTS !!!! I think you got it ! Brilliant !!
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2018 12:18 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2018 12:18 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2018 12:19 PM (0/+vJ)
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Teeing up anything like shining shoes?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 08, 2018 12:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2018 12:19 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 12:19 PM (wyNrR)
*******
I started when I was about two. But I was precocious.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 12:19 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 08, 2018 12:20 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 12:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 12:16 PM
What is "quotes from players traded to the Rays" ?
Posted by: Jeopardy contestant at June 08, 2018 12:20 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:19 AM (FsRTQ)
And nobody even knows what this means, not even the guy who wrote it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 08, 2018 12:18 PM (jlKn3)
Music critics are like wine tasters--generally speaking, they're full of $#!+.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2018 12:20 PM (AM1GF)
Richard Belzer is still alive, but, um, he's 73, and that's the same age that his older brother committed suicide in 2014. Jumped off the roof of his apartment building.
Their dad committed suicide in 1968 too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 12:20 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 08, 2018 12:20 PM (mPeei)
Yes. The guy who writes the "Standing on My Head" (I think that's the name) blog is a convert to the RCC priesthood.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2018 12:20 PM (0/+vJ)
Vatican seeks 'courageous' ideas to combat priest shortage
So they've given up on praying for vocations ( a blessing) and are looking for a more modern approach
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 08, 2018 12:20 PM (10vO4)
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OMG !!! ROBOT PRIESTS !!!! I think you got it ! Brilliant !!
Posted by: runner
You say that now, but once the Vatican unleashes its legions of JPII cyborgs upon the world, who can stand against the onslaught...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2018 12:21 PM (AM1GF)
Aren't there a couple of married priests in the RCC? I seem to remember them ordaining some converted CoE priests.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 12:18 PM (yQpMk)
There are a few. My understanding is that they are converts to Catholicism and already married when they are ordained.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2018 12:21 PM (jxbfJ)
cancer sucks
prayers fro ole krautie
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 08, 2018 12:08 PM (hMwEB)
Yeah. He is facing it unflinchingly.
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2018 12:21 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2018 12:21 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 12:18 PM (VgKNm)
Bwahahahaha
That's awful. Yet, still laughing.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 12:21 PM (L8JfA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:19 AM (FsRTQ)
And nobody even knows what this means, not even the guy who wrote it.
Posted by: OregonMuse
#1 Take some words
#2 Place in word processor
#3 Word Salad!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 12:21 PM (wyNrR)
Sinner: "Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been a week since my last confession," RobotPRiest: "We have two for one buttstuff specials today ! Bring a friend!"
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2018 12:21 PM (bUjCl)
1) Glass Europe
2) Highfive China & Russia
3) divide up the world and its surviving population.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 12:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 12:22 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla
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He has always been thoughtful, and certainly not irrational. I haven't always agreed with him, but he clearly is a man of considerable intelligence, and strives to be reasonable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 12:22 PM (c/EDo)
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Christ almighty these people are stupid.I don't know how you expect to get away with lying about knowing a woman that you've been schtupping on a regular basis.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
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She was a misogynistic spy taking advantage of his male inferiority (two brains) schtupping him for information.
It's her fault.
Posted by: gNewt at June 08, 2018 12:22 PM (fnrpf)
"Forgive me, Alexa, for I have sinned..."
*transmitting to Amazon...*
Posted by: Hands at June 08, 2018 12:22 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2018 12:19 PM
************
I started about 30 seconds after he did...as soon as I wiped it off and threw it back.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2018 12:23 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 12:22 PM (yQpMk)
$70 Million is a nice thing to fall back on.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2018 12:23 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: d9 at June 08, 2018 12:23 PM (WX+x0)
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It's a brit thing, isn't it? Like Americans saying "bloody" and sounding like bloody idiots.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 12:23 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: jim at June 08, 2018 12:23 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2018 12:23 PM (iOL28)
Their dad committed suicide in 1968 too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 12:20 PM (I/iGu)
That's awful...I didn't know that. I have always liked Belzer...even though he has a lot of wacky conspiracy theories. Hopefully he escaped clincal depression.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 12:24 PM (L8JfA)
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NO ONE !
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2018 12:24 PM (bUjCl)
Interestingly enough, the director for "Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults" at the cathedral in St. Paul, MN, was a former Anglican, and married. Not sure how long ago the Catholic Church made that change, but it wasn't too long ago. Last decade, I'd guess.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2018 12:24 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: gNewt at June 08, 2018 12:24 PM (fnrpf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 08, 2018 12:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: jim at June 08, 2018 11:29 AM (gjGvH)
Don't know, but it kind of looks like it, doesn't it? That would make the guy in the jeep 'Race' Bannon.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 08, 2018 12:24 PM (jlKn3)
I guess all this Billy Graham coverage has got them stirred up.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2018 12:24 PM (0tfLf)
https://bit.ly/2M91c1q
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2018 12:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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All that's missing is "pairs well with", and, "fruity finish". Maybe a few "overtones"..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 12:26 PM (8zttw)
Posted by: gNewt at June 08, 2018 12:26 PM (fnrpf)
Posted by: d9 at June 08, 2018 12:27 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 08, 2018 12:28 PM (KxbBq)
He should wait outside in the presidential motorcade.
All cars running. Air conditioning full blast.
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Blasting some Ted Nugent on the stereo. CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 08, 2018 12:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Someone's who EO would known better than I do, but as I understand it-there is not one single spiritual leader equivalent to the Pope. All Bishops are equal and the Orthodox Church is divided into several national councils. The head of the Coptic Orthodox Church is very important but not supreme. Since having a Pope was one of the issues that the EO split from the RCC, I can't see them getting back together to in, turn, have another Pope.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2018 12:30 PM (0/+vJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 12:22 PM (yQpMk)
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A lotta Sade hate around here. But she actually is getting ready to drop a new album soon. She's always real cagey about release dates, and the albums are always FAR apart, but she did say it would be soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2018 12:30 PM (AzW6q)
If X is a member of A for all X in the universe of discourse, then A becomes a trivial predicate.
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If there were nothing distinctly like a racist thought as opposed to a non-racist thought, then yes it would be trivial. But *actually* being racist--even if everybody on the earth had ever been--can be compared to the a potential case where a person thought in a non-racist way.
That's why the more you actually defuse what it is to think actual racist thoughts, the more trivial it becomes as a *description*.
Posted by: Axeman at June 08, 2018 12:30 PM (vDqXW)
air that betrays a slight ache but no agony, and values even imperfect
dignity over a show of pain"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2018 11:19 AM (FsRTQ)
And nobody even knows what this means, not even the guy who wrote it.
What it means is, "Wow I am so lucky to be so intelligent and sophisticated to even read something like that even though I have no idea what it means! And read it in The New Yorker!!"
Posted by: tu3031 at June 08, 2018 12:30 PM (O5Q3r)
If McStain's tumor needs a change of scenery, I have a suggestion.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2018 12:30 PM (kqsXK)
However, an exception exists where the term racism/racist has meaning. The victim must be in the public eye where the term is now used by and with the media to destroy people, deprive people of the means to earn a living, and to disqualify and/or remove people from public office.
Posted by: Locke Common at June 08, 2018 12:30 PM (KKcoW)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 08, 2018 12:31 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2018 12:33 PM (AzW6q)
between my legs
Posted by: ny times reporterette at June 08, 2018 12:33 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 08, 2018 12:34 PM (JFOvj)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/298931/
An Other than Honorable discharge should aid him greatly with his future job hunts.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2018 11:48 AM (+Dllb)
He won't even need a résumé. Soros is looking for a few bad men.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 08, 2018 12:37 PM (9BLnV)
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/meth-lab-explosion-gas/
Posted by: bbrown at June 08, 2018 12:40 PM (vBGQ6)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 08, 2018 12:41 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Sade at June 08, 2018 12:57 PM (pAx+1)
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