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CNN's April D. Ryan, Fake News Addict

We need an intervention.

A lot of the media does.

American Urban Radio Networks White House correspondent April Ryan, who is also a CNN political analyst, embarrassed herself on Twitter today, falsely tweeting that President Trump was "heckled and booed" during a White House event.

The president on Tuesday replaced the Philadelphia Eagles' planned visit to the White House with a "Celebration of America" event featuring the U.S. Marine Band and the U.S. Army Chorus.

After they performed “God Bless America” and “The Star-Spangled Banner,” the president stepped up to the podium to deliver some remarks.

In a now-deleted tweet, Ryan said:

Breaking: Reporters on the South Lawn have confirmed the @realDonaldTrump was heckled and booed when he came out to celebrate America.

-- AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) June 5, 2018

But nothing of the sort had been "confirmed." In her rush to report something that would reflect badly on Trump, Ryan had stepped on a fake news rake.

What the videotape makes absolutely clear is that, yes, Trump was indeed heckled by some lefty nutjob at the event, but the patriotic crowd had booed the heckler.


"Stop hiding behind the armed services and the National Anthem!" the heckler bellowed, while surprised members of the audience looked around and lustily booed.

"Thank you very much, everybody," Trump said. "Appreciate it."

Video at the link.

They're unprofessional to the point of caricature. Yet they insist we believe their stupid, partisan lies as if they are the Words of God Himself.

Here's an idea: We'll maybe start believing when you stop lying all the fucking time.

Excuses, Excuses: I did a bunch of posts to take most of Friday off. I had to do other work on Friday, clearing a lot of old crap out of basement.

Anyway, I had all these posts ready for Friday and then forgot to post them.

So you're gonna see some older news today.

I'm kind of beat from the work I did on Friday. There were a lot of trips up a very steep set of stairs carrying weight. I've been having cramps in muscles that never cramped before. Right lower abdominal, for example, in front of the hip.

Bear with me. I'm feeling each one of my almost 29 years of age.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:16 PM




Comments

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1 Woah...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 11, 2018 04:08 PM (ty7RM)

2 First

Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at June 11, 2018 04:08 PM (gLylO)

3 Shit!

Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at June 11, 2018 04:08 PM (gLylO)

4 I usually kill threads, I don't start them.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 11, 2018 04:08 PM (ty7RM)

5 April Ryan needs an intervention from the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

6 That woman is a caricature of a Moon Pie, and she is at least at intellectual as one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:09 PM (7UW64)

7 Willow me NOT!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 11, 2018 04:09 PM (ty7RM)

8 Clown Car Journalists. They always deliver the laughs. Clown Car News!

Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:09 PM (2LelM)

9 The errors are always on the same direction.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 11, 2018 04:09 PM (OD2ni)

10 Ace, take 'er easy. Trump will carry the load from here on out today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 11, 2018 04:09 PM (rBnYq)

11 If April Ryan and Jim Acosta had a baby, you'd end up with Juan Williams.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

12 Anyone know how to kill fruit flies? F*^kers are infesting us.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 11, 2018 04:10 PM (ty7RM)

13 Good grief man. Assaulted by shelves and punished by stairs. Have you no shame?

Posted by: Marcus T, Six Pack Abs at June 11, 2018 04:10 PM (Ro34k)

14 Put up a bunch of shelves and suddenly you feel like you need to fill them with stuff.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2018 04:10 PM (lKs2v)

15 I hate all of you.

Posted by: The kid from The Shining at June 11, 2018 04:10 PM (OD2ni)

16 April who?

Posted by: dantesed at June 11, 2018 04:10 PM (88xKn)

17 Intervention? Like punch in the face, intervention?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2018 04:10 PM (gTYjx)

18 12 Anyone know how to kill fruit flies? F*^kers are infesting us.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 11, 2018 04:10 PM (ty7RM)



Refuse to bake them a cake.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2018 04:11 PM (lKs2v)

19 12 Anyone know how to kill fruit flies? F*^kers are infesting us.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 11, 2018 04:10 PM (ty7RM)

Put about 1/2" of cider vinegar in a cup near whatever is attracting them. They like it and drown. Change it once in a while to avoid ick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:11 PM (7UW64)

20
12 Anyone know how to kill fruit flies? F*^kers are infesting us.
-----------------
Put the fruit in the frig.

Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:11 PM (2LelM)

21 Ace's 'basement' work is euphemism for covert duty in Singapore?

Posted by: Restoring the Media Balance of Terror at June 11, 2018 04:11 PM (WPxnj)

22 Like Roy Reid, you can tell April Ryan's age by counting the rings on her neck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)

23 What's next- repetitive stress injuries from bagging your own groceries?

Posted by: Marcus T, Six Pack Abs at June 11, 2018 04:11 PM (Ro34k)

24 "5 April Ryan needs an intervention from the all-you-can-eat buffet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh"

Give one to Brian Stelter and Ana Navarro as well.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 11, 2018 04:12 PM (OD2ni)

25 April likes to eat.

Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:12 PM (2LelM)

26 Fruit fly death trap: Apple cider vinegar and a little dish soap

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 11, 2018 04:12 PM (j1vyD)

27 >> In her rush to report something that would reflect badly on Trump, Ryan had stepped on a fake news rake.



That assumes it was a mistake.

April has been caught in lies before.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 04:12 PM (W+vEI)

28 5 April Ryan needs an intervention from the all-you-can-eat buffet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

My bleary vision read that, all-you-can-eat bullet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2018 04:13 PM (gTYjx)

29 I love the "stepping on a rake" imagery. It is like the press is running a relay race around a track that is just full of rakes. It's rakes all the way down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 04:13 PM (I2dne)

30 24
"5 April Ryan needs an intervention from the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh"



Give one to Brian Stelter and Ana Navarro as well.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 11, 2018 04:12 PM (OD2ni)
All of them, including fat Kim, need to be thrown on an isolated island with only 3 apples to share between them.

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)

31 This kind of thing is why I assume "opposite day" when it comes to any MSN article denigrating President Trump.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 11, 2018 04:13 PM (qC1Sy)

32 I've been having cramps in muscles that never cramped before.

++++

I hear menstruation is a bitch.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 11, 2018 04:13 PM (pvjTE)

33 April has been caught in lies before.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 04:12 PM (W+vEI)


Like accusing Sarah Sanders of not being able to bake a pie.


Sarah brought her one, and April promptly un-hinged her jaw and swallowed it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

34 This is NOT journalism. This is propagandist, partisan hackery dressed up as journalism. Pravda had higher standards. And I really mean that.


Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:14 PM (FWsqf)

35 Is Ace hauling up more shelving material?

Will he be building large, beautiful shelves?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 11, 2018 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

36 She is technically correct. Trump was heckled and booed.

She's also technically an asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (AURKQ)

37 Does the word hernia still mean what is used to mean?

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)

38 Making room upstairs and in the basement for moar gimps. Although, I don't understand why you must carry all the gimps?

Posted by: Pickles at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (O6j88)

39 Greetings:

I'm unsure that it was dear April, but one bit of video I saw a while back had some female media type demanding that President Trump answer her "Are you a racist?" question.

If I were President, she would never darken the White House door again as long as I was resident.

Hee hee.

Posted by: 11B40 at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (evgyj)

40 29 I love the "stepping on a rake" imagery. It is like the press is running a relay race around a track that is just full of rakes. It's rakes all the way down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 04:13 PM (I2dne)

International twit of the year?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (AURKQ)

41 American Urban Radio Networks

Does anyone else ever ponder the irony of "urban" now being a euphemism for a demographic that started out as field hands?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (+CzJu)

42 I had to do other work on Friday, clearing a lot of old crap out of basement.

Ah-hah! That's why that guy needed so much lye...

Posted by: Ace Hardware at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (4lDWV)

43 >>>22 Like Roy Reid, you can tell April Ryan's age by counting the rings on her neck.


ooch. You know what dark rings on the neck indicate, right?

(A sign of diabetes or coming-soon diabetes, if you didn't know.)

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (8rNrN)

44 Tredeau's news conference reminded me of a guy that starts talking big after the guy that beat him has left the room.

"Yeah that's right leave you coward. Good thing he didn't stay or I was going to really kick his ass."
In other words a cowardly dick move.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (pw+jk)

45 Re-enactment of April Ryan news rake incident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w6L93kD3xw

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (vcOmj)

46 Having spent time in Singapore I can attest that the locals do not boo.

Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (2LelM)

47 Help me, Horde, you're my only hope! May God have mercy on me.

Who was it who was at a campaign rally when W (I think it was W) announced that Clinton had a heart attack and he reported that the crowd booed and it turned out he was wearing headphones and asked other reporters if there were boos and they said no and he said I'm going to report it anyway because I'm sure I heard boos?

I know this happened, I just can't remember which rocket surgeon it was.

See also plastic turkey.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (mf5HN)

48 It's just incredible to think about the fact that when Ace started this blog, he was a mere 14 years old.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (I2dne)

49 15 I hate all of you.
Posted by: The kid from The Shining at June 11, 2018 04:10 PM (OD2ni)

Redrum this, kid.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (RD7QR)

50 I found I was getting a lot of little flies or something in my soapy water when I was luring and drowning miller moths this year. So I think a light over soapy water may lure them in to drown just as well or better than trying to use cider vinegar etc. But I am not sure it was fruit flies being caught. Or maybe it was the pineapple scented dishsoap I was using.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (eASYU)

51 Ace's 'basement' work is euphemism for covert duty in Singapore?
Posted by: Restoring the Media Balance of Terror at June 11, 2018 04:11 PM (WPxnj)
---
But they called off the sewer diving for Kim's poop. He brought his own top-secret can with him.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (vDqXW)

52 Ace, you should have put the stuff in your messenger bag to carry it up. It's a little effeminate, but easier on the back. Plus who is looking?

Posted by: Marcus T, Six Pack Abs at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (Ro34k)

53 I am stiff and sore from yard work I did on Saturday. So, take it easy Ace. I appreciate you.

Posted by: JAS at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (3HNOQ)

54 In other news, President Trump was served birthday cake in Singapore. Pix on Daily Mail, but what kind of cake remains a mystery!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (hMwEB)

55

EM JU JU BEE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (mPeei)

56 I listen to old news while riding in my new olds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (IqV8l)

57 There were a lot of trips up a very steep set of stairs carrying weight.


So, moving some of your captives out of the basement? You can tell us, Ace. We won't tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

58 Lying used to result in some penalty. Today it's ignored at best and celebrated at worst.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:17 PM (FWsqf)

59 I understand hobo pelts are quite heavy and ungainly

Posted by: cornbred at June 11, 2018 04:17 PM (CgPL5)

60 Like Roy Reid, you can tell April Ryan's age by counting the rings on her neck.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)

=====
I'm so using that IRL.
LOL

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 11, 2018 04:17 PM (pw+jk)

61 Breaking: Reporters on the South Lawn have confirmed the
@realDonaldTrump was heckled and booed when he came out to celebrate
America.


-- AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) June 5, 2018




To be fair, it was probably the reporters she was hearing.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2018 04:17 PM (MxEKc)

62 April Ryan, correspondent for the Mean Girls Gossip Network.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2018 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

63 And April Ryan probably "makes" more than 90% of us who have real jobs in the private sector.

Posted by: Cm9000 at June 11, 2018 04:17 PM (fRU2t)

64 You know when I'll start believing the media?

Posted by: Never at June 11, 2018 04:17 PM (7jsGy)

65 >>Like accusing Sarah Sanders of not being able to bake a pie.


There was that confrontation with Omarosa wher she claimed Omarosa attacked her --- and it turned out someone recorded the fight (it was where the reporters work) and it was all Ryan.

Then there was April acting like SHS challenged her to a fight by saying "You don't know me."

She is there to create news, not report it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 04:17 PM (W+vEI)

66 Bill Kristol probably feeds April Ryan her questions through her earpiece.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 11, 2018 04:17 PM (rBnYq)

67
April Ryan gives Shrek and New Zoo Revue hippos a bad name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2018 04:18 PM (VM6ev)

68 I'm feeling each one of my almost 29 years of age.

Try it at 59. My major problem is my lower back, but it has hurt since I injured it at age 22 improperly lifting a wing tank from an F-4. It just hurts worse now since I'm carrying around an extra 30 some odd pounds. But I get 'er done and deal with the pain afterwards.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 11, 2018 04:18 PM (IuYIh)

69 35 Is Ace hauling up more shelving material?

Will he be building large, beautiful shelves?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 11, 2018 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

Yuge.

Luxurious.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:18 PM (7UW64)

70 Ewoks gotta learn to pace themselves. After a while that second Yub takes time to recover from

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 04:18 PM (39g3+)

71 I bet that Boring company flamethrower would be pretty effective on fruit flies

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 11, 2018 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)

72 Anyone know how to kill fruit flies? F*^kers are infesting us.

In a way similar to how I keep birds and rabbits from infesting my house: by not letting vegetables inside.

Fruit belongs outdoors where it can rot on the ground like Nature intended.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2018 04:18 PM (LUV9/)

73 ooch. You know what dark rings on the neck indicate, right?



(A sign of diabetes or coming-soon diabetes, if you didn't know.)

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (8rNrN)


I had never heard that. Between shelving tips and GAINZZ, you are a fount of knowledge!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

74 American Urban Radio Networks White House correspondent April Ryan, who is also a CNN political analyst, embarrassed herself on Twitter today

Talk about a line that can be written every day. Hell, you can drop the word twitter and use it a few times a day.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at June 11, 2018 04:19 PM (836pJ)

75 Will he be building large, beautiful shelves?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 11, 2018 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

Yuuge, luxurious shelves!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 11, 2018 04:19 PM (owRu2)

76 A couple of weeks ago there were discussions regarding remotes in airports and changing the channel from CNN to, well, anything else.

Any updates from the First Remote responders?

Oh, April Ryan sucks.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 11, 2018 04:19 PM (Y9uH4)

77 So, moving some of your captives out of the basement? You can tell us, Ace. We won't tell.

So, you're guessing a whole new supply bulge is soon to hit the hobo pelt market?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 11, 2018 04:19 PM (rBnYq)

78 The last time I was in Singapore I bought a couple of tubes of Blackie Toothpaste. The Asians have views of Africans that might not sell too well over here.

Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)

79 66 Bill Kristol probably feeds April Ryan her questions through her earpiece.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 11, 2018 04:17 PM (rBnYq)


The last thing she needs is to be fed. Anything.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2018 04:19 PM (VM6ev)

80 "I had to do other work on Friday, clearing a lot of old crap out of basement."


Yes,the clearing out is unpleasant, but the actual colonoscopy isn't all that bad.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 04:19 PM (9chmE)

81 58 Lying used to result in some penalty. Today it's ignored at best and celebrated at worst.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:17 PM (FWsqf)

The penalty remains.

There will be a time....

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:19 PM (7UW64)

82 69
35 Is Ace hauling up more shelving material?



Will he be building large, beautiful shelves?







Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 11, 2018 04:14 PM (8iiMU)



Yuge.



Luxurious.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:18 PM (7UW64)

Dammit!
I wanted to use 'yuge' and 'luxurious', but my 29 year old brain could not recall them. Good job.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 11, 2018 04:20 PM (8iiMU)

83 April Ryan is unique. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 04:20 PM (Lg2h/)

84 73 ooch. You know what dark rings on the neck indicate, right?



(A sign of diabetes or coming-soon diabetes, if you didn't know.)

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM (8rNrN)

I had never heard that. Between shelving tips and GAINZZ, you are a fount of knowledge!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)


Candygram for Sonia Somizer!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2018 04:20 PM (VM6ev)

85 You know what dark rings on the neck indicate, right?

A very angry wife?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 04:20 PM (39g3+)

86 Remember this is the same woman who wouldn't try a piece of pie because she thought Sarah Sanders may have poisoned it.

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2018 04:20 PM (7HtZB)

87 ace's basement story reminds me of when he said he worked at a storage place. i never would have thought that.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 11, 2018 04:20 PM (IVQr2)

88 Bill had heart surgery, but no heart attack. They say he likely would have if not for the surgery.

So, anyway, maybe W. was announcing something about the surgery, since it couldn't have been an attack.

Wiki says the surgery was on 9/6/2004.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 11, 2018 04:20 PM (pvjTE)

89 Fruit belongs outdoors where it can rot on the ground like Nature intended.

Yeah, but then it ferments and you end up with belligerent fruit flies.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:20 PM (FWsqf)

90 78 The last time I was in Singapore I bought a couple of tubes of Blackie Toothpaste. The Asians have views of Africans that might not sell too well over here.

Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)

Yes! The first time I saw that in a store, I was like 'ummm...wut?!'

Did you live there Gumby?

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (Enq6K)

91 Tredeau's news conference reminded me of a guy that starts talking big after the guy that beat him has left the room.

"Yeah that's right leave you coward. Good thing he didn't stay or I was going to really kick his ass."
In other words a cowardly dick move.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

__________

I think the glue on eyebrow controversy wiped out any bump he would have gotten from slamming Trump to his Canadian voters.

What's funny though is all of this controversy regarding trade has really exposed just how bad these trade deals really are to the American people.

Now Trump is basically the one asking for free trade and now people who worship at the altar of globalism are bitching about that.

Posted by: Maritime at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (lKmt3)

92 I really don't think April lied. I think she was slipped a "hot tip" and ran with it without any attempt at confirmation or checking it. Beause: hot tip I gotta be first, and it must be true because F TRUMP!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)

93 Don't go down in the basement!

Posted by: Mostly commonly heard audience comment at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (yScch)

94 54
In other news, President Trump was served birthday cake in Singapore.
Pix on Daily Mail, but what kind of cake remains a mystery!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (hMwEB)


It was not cake. We all know trump likes a cream pie! I was there. I saw it.

Posted by: April Ryan at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (ymnmz)

95 I'm kind of beat from the work I did on Friday. There were a lot of trips up a very steep set of stairs carrying weight. I've been having cramps in muscles that never cramped before. Right lower abdominal, for example, in front of the hip.


Carrying weight up stairs is a good workout, no? GAINZZZ!

Posted by: Hands at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (EzdLW)

96 What time is the summit starting anyway?

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (a0IVu)

97 Hey, what about the real news that Kelly said the White House was a miserable place to work?

The Hill assures us that the New York Times has cited an un-named person with direct knowledge of the comment by General Kelly.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (37IEG)

98
Sonia Sodomizer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (VM6ev)

99 Sounds like your appendix, Ace!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (so+oy)

100 April Ryan, who is also a CNN political analyst, embarrassed herself on Twitter today

I appreciate the word "embarrassed" since she should be embarrassed. But she is just performing her function. She causes disgust in people who were already disgusted with her. Most leftists will believe her, corrections will never reach them. For those leftists who are aware of inaccuracy, they'll just think "Good job, comrade! You did an excellent job in spinning that event to further the cause. You and the heckler worked together as a team".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (/qEW2)

101 Debasement - Where defurnace is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 04:22 PM (yScch)

102 I found that my muscle cramp issues improved a lot when I started drinking beef bone broth regularly, eg about 5 pints per week.

Posted by: Arnie Fufkin at June 11, 2018 04:22 PM (xKaS0)

103 Over 100 comments O/T:

Mrs. and I are going to Bermuda for anniversary. Can the Horde put me some knowledge about dining, activities, etc.?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 11, 2018 04:22 PM (or7uh)

104 29 is too old to whine like a bitch and too young to complain about being old.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at June 11, 2018 04:22 PM (5fSr7)

105 I saw Heckled And Booed open for The Fake News Rakes at Red Rocks in 2013.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 11, 2018 04:23 PM (8iiMU)

106 Ace's next project: DIY basement waterproofing?

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 04:23 PM (xjiRE)

107 Carrying weight up stairs is a good workout, no? GAINZZZ!
Posted by: Hands
-------

Not really.

Posted by: Spine at June 11, 2018 04:23 PM (CmqYE)

108 This is cute. David Frum sez Trump is punishment for Americans not liking the newz:

https://tinyurl.com/y7h7c8wx


Cuck sez wut?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

109 The ninja turtles could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 04:23 PM (AURKQ)

110 94 54
In other news, President Trump was served birthday cake in Singapore.
Pix on Daily Mail, but what kind of cake remains a mystery!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (hMwEB)


It was not cake. We all know trump likes a cream pie! I was there. I saw it.
Posted by: April Ryan at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (ymnmz)

How many scoops ala mode?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:24 PM (7UW64)

111 92 I really don't think April lied. I think she was slipped a "hot tip" and ran with it without any attempt at confirmation or checking it. Beause: hot tip I gotta be first, and it must be true because F TRUMP!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)



So she's not guilty of lying. She's just guilty of diseminating a lie.

Yeah, just go with saying she lied, it's more straightforward.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2018 04:24 PM (lKs2v)

112 I hear you, Ace.

On D-day I did a 1944 meter row followed by 6 rounds of:
30 Burpees
30 AbMat Sit-ups
30 Double Unders (jump Rope)
30 Walking Lunges

with a buy out of another 1944 meter row.

FFUUUCCCKKK!!!!!

Posted by: Karmic Justice at June 11, 2018 04:24 PM (FTPVM)

113 In other news, President Trump was served birthday cake in Singapore.
Pix on Daily Mail, but what kind of cake remains a mystery!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 11, 2018 04:16 PM (hMwEB)


It was not cake. We all know trump likes a cream pie! I was there. I saw it.
Posted by: April Ryan at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM



but ur birhtday isnt til later this week u lie u r hltler is a h8 cake from singapor only 1 candle but hes 72 all liez lies !!!1!

Posted by: Rosie O'Demented twitter bot at June 11, 2018 04:24 PM (EzdLW)

114 96
What time is the summit starting anyway?


Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (a0IVu)

9pm eastern


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 11, 2018 04:25 PM (8iiMU)

115 Bill Kristol probably feeds April Ryan her questions through her earpiece.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker

And someone's vital bodily essence through a straw....


Just guessing here.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 04:25 PM (vcOmj)

116 I really don't think April lied. I think she was slipped a "hot tip"
and ran with it without any attempt at confirmation or checking it.
Beause: hot tip I gotta be first, and it must be true because F
TRUMP!!!!


Not trying to split hairs but oen of the basic rules of journalism, when it was still taught as a profession and had standards, was that you always verify. More so when the story casts pejorative aspersions. But again, that was when there were standards.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:25 PM (FWsqf)

117 In a time in the not so distant past, 'journalists' who wrote things that were factually incorrect would be fired. As long as you are anti-Trump, you are safe even if reckless with the truth.

Posted by: IanDeal at June 11, 2018 04:25 PM (5mrLG)

118 Yeah,I guess according to Frum if we paid attention to the news we would have chosen a good establishment candidate to lose to Hillary in 2016 and everything would be normal...

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2018 04:25 PM (LiyEm)

119 The Hill assures us that the New York Times has cited an un-named person with direct knowledge of the comment by General Kelly.


Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (37IEG)


Gosh! Just last week, Joe Scarborough's side piece assured us "someone" in the White House told her PDT is disappointed he can't watch porn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

120 118
Yeah,I guess according to Frum if we paid attention to the news we would
have chosen a good establishment candidate to lose to Hillary in 2016
and everything would be normal...

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2018 04:25 PM (LiyEm)
Frum..this was the guy who was in raptures over Obama's trouser creases?

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu)

121 Ace's next project: DIY basement waterproofing?

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 04:23 PM (xjiRE)

------------------------------

Flex Seal for the win!

(Not an endorsement of Flex Seal!)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 11, 2018 04:26 PM (owRu2)

122 Sorry - pejorative aspersions is redundant.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:26 PM (FWsqf)

123 Wouldn't know April Ryan if I ran over her in my truck

Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pHfeF)

124 Clearing crap out of the basement is shorthand for...

"You would think this basement could hold at least 2 dozen more skinned hobos??? Motherfucker!!!"

Posted by: Kreplach at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (UfMVm)

125 Gosh! Just last week, Joe Scarborough's side piece assured us "someone" in the White House told her PDT is disappointed he can't watch porn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
-----------

And compensates by watching the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (CmqYE)

126 Over 100 comments O/T:



Mrs. and I are going to Bermuda for anniversary. Can the Horde put me some knowledge about dining, activities, etc.?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 11, 2018 04:22 PM (or7uh)


Stay out of the triangle.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (9chmE)

127
Should've held the summit on West 32nd Street in Manhattan...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (VM6ev)

128
Yeah,I guess according to Frum if we paid attention to the news we would have chosen a good establishment candidate to lose to Hillary in 2016 and everything would be normal...
Posted by: steevy


We were tired of normal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (IqV8l)

129 APRIL??? She's more like a SUMMERS EVE.

Posted by: SUG at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (dMrJJ)

130 Make sure your magnesium levels are good, Ace. Most people have a deficiency.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (4ErVI)

131 Frum..this was the guy who was in raptures over Obama's trouser creases?


Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu)


You've got your Staunch Conservatives confused. That was David Brooks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

132 Gosh! Just last week, Joe Scarborough's side piece
assured us "someone" in the White House told her PDT is disappointed he
can't watch porn.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

I saw that! Only I thought it was gorilla porn. And someone who has direct knowledge said White House staffers had created a Gorilla Porn channel on advice they got from Stormy Daniels lawyer.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (37IEG)

133 Flex Seal for the win!

(Not an endorsement of Flex Seal!)


I SAWED MY BASEMENT IN HALF!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 11, 2018 04:28 PM (xPJvm)

134 129 APRIL??? She's more like a SUMMERS EVE.
Posted by: SUG at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (dMrJJ)

Virginia Slimes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2018 04:28 PM (VM6ev)

135 116 I really don't think April lied. I think she was slipped a "hot tip"
and ran with it without any attempt at confirmation or checking it.
Beause: hot tip I gotta be first, and it must be true because F
TRUMP!!!!

Not trying to split hairs but oen of the basic rules of journalism, when it was still taught as a profession and had standards, was that you always verify. More so when the story casts pejorative aspersions. But again, that was when there were standards.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:25 PM (FWsqf)

That's because Trump has destroyed all standards!!!11!1

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2018 04:28 PM (7HtZB)

136 133 Flex Seal for the win!

(Not an endorsement of Flex Seal!)

I SAWED MY BASEMENT IN HALF!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 11, 2018 04:28 PM (xPJvm)


... with this one neat trick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2018 04:28 PM (VM6ev)

137 129 APRIL??? She's more like a SUMMERS EVE.
Posted by: SUG at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (dMrJJ)

That bitch isn't coming anywhere near my cooter.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (7UW64)

138 You've got your Staunch Conservatives confused. That was David Brooks.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (ptqGC)heh..ah yes,..it was that nitwit.

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (a0IVu)

139 123 Wouldn't know April Ryan if I ran over her in my truck
Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pHfeF)

Don't let that hold you back.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (AURKQ)

140 I imagine the Left feels the same way about Trump as I would if Hillary was President. Where we are different is I wouldn't act like a teen mean girl.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (ZtIV1)

141 On D-day I did a 1944 meter row followed by 6 rounds of:
30 Burpees


My gym teacher in high school used to hand those out as punishment. Pretty sure he was a drill instructor in another life, he was on lean, mean bastard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)

142 Sombody slipped April a hot tip? Like the one Ali Watkins got?

Posted by: Toad-O at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (izYyP)

143 What's funny though is all of this controversy regarding trade has really exposed just how bad these trade deals really are to the American people.

Now Trump is basically the one asking for free trade and now people who worship at the altar of globalism are bitching about that.
Posted by: Maritime at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (lKmt3)

Yeah, you could see it being teed up when Trump was out of the gate, pushing free trade.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (gTYjx)

144 If you are ever in Singapore don't vandalize any cars.

Posted by: Michael Fay at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (fRU2t)

145 Mrs. and I are going to Bermuda for anniversary. Can the Horde put me some knowledge about dining, activities, etc.?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 11, 2018 04:22 PM (or7uh)


Stay out of the triangle.
Posted by: BurtTC
-----------------

Wear shorts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (lpszU)

146 Don't go down in the basement!

Posted by: Mostly commonly heard audience comment at June 11, 2018 04:21 PM (yScch)
---
Don't go near the Cellar Doo-or!!

Posted by: Emo Philip's Parents at June 11, 2018 04:30 PM (vDqXW)

147 Frum..this was the guy who was in raptures over Obama's trouser creases?
Posted by: IC


No, a different Jew. David Brooks.

Frum, he wrote speeches for Bush for a while, then got fired for ....something.

Frum, who knows with him. He and Kristol; what gives?

Trump actually has tried to implement the agenda that many conservative Americans have wanted for years, and this has upset the nattering nabobs of the consulting and news class, because this will change the narrative!
How dare these rubes actually DO what we have wanted for years, and break our rice bowls?!!?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 04:30 PM (vcOmj)

148 Remember this is the same woman who wouldn't try a piece of pie because she thought Sarah Sanders may have poisoned it.
Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2018 04:20 PM (7HtZB)


Would you even let Ryan touch a pie? She probably doesn't wash after wiping.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 11, 2018 04:30 PM (/qEW2)

149 I will note Ace's basement work and try to top it with my pending garage work.

My father has Alzheimer's. Even before this he was a bit of a hoarder. I have been trying to help my mother clean up his messes of forgotten projects.

Today I started on his garage. I found 2 pallets of concrete in 60 pound bags that has been there more then a decade. All of it is brick hard now and tomorrow I have to log all that to the dump.

Posted by: Big V at June 11, 2018 04:31 PM (ZvLtE)

150
41 American Urban Radio Networks

Does anyone else ever ponder the irony of "urban" now being a euphemism for a demographic that started out as field hands?


you sure about that? 'cause, you know, "urbs" is, like, Latin for "city".

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2018 04:31 PM (NmR1a)

151 I SAWED MY BASEMENT IN HALF!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon
--------

This. This is why I read daywalker stuff. Well, that, and it's more fun than yard work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 04:31 PM (lpszU)

152 Let's see, I should believe foreign career politicians, one of whom is a German who wants to talk about "New World Orders" again.

Or the guy I voted for.

Decisions decisions.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:31 PM (37IEG)

153 The local birdcage liner here is advertising for a new "Ace" reporter".
Primary job is to create news not report on the same old stale facts that actually happen.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2018 04:31 PM (7AenT)

154 PDT has been better than I ever hoped or expected. It's all gravy from here on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 04:31 PM (Lg2h/)

155 The horde has game today! Thanks! I needed that.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 11, 2018 04:31 PM (j1vyD)

156 clean up in 147

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 11, 2018 04:32 PM (rBnYq)

157 Mrs. and I are going to Bermuda for anniversary. Can the Horde put me some knowledge about dining, activities, etc.?



Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 11, 2018 04:22 PM (or7uh)





Stay out of the triangle.

Posted by: BurtTC

-----------------



Wear shorts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (lpszU)


And with that, I think we have collectively exhausted teh horde's knowledge of Bermuda.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 04:32 PM (9chmE)

158 143
Yeah, you could see it being teed up when Trump was out of the gate, pushing free trade.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (gTYjx)


I'll go out on a limb and say that 1000-page trade agreements do not constitute "free trade".

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 04:32 PM (xjiRE)

159 9 Fruit belongs outdoors where it can rot on the ground like Nature intended.

Yeah, but then it ferments and you end up with belligerent fruit flies.

Posted by: LGoPs

Concur. We have juice grapes growing about 100 yards from our house, and once the grapes start hitting the ground, the little drunk fruit flies decide to sleep it off in our house. Nothing works except for keeping all the windows closed - which really sucks if it's a nice autumn evening.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 11, 2018 04:32 PM (TQ+cE)

160 Why would you go to Bermuda in the summer? Head north not into alien abduction territory.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 11, 2018 04:32 PM (6Ll1u)

161 She was probably heckling and booing under her breath so it's sort of true.

Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 04:32 PM (pHfeF)

162 And with that, I think we have collectively exhausted teh horde's knowledge of Bermuda.


Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 04:32 PM (9chmE)


Remember to drive your little motorbike on the wrong side of the road.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

163 I really don't think April lied. I think she was slipped a "hot tip"

and ran with it without any attempt at confirmation or checking it.

Beause: hot tip I gotta be first, and it must be true because F

TRUMP!!!!

Not trying to split hairs but oen of the basic
rules of journalism, when it was still taught as a profession and had
standards, was that you always verify. More so when the story casts
pejorative aspersions. But again, that was when there were standards.





Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:25 PM


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Yep journalistic standards were tossed out the window when Trump got elected. It's no longer "trust but verify".....it is now "run anything you can find to make Trump look bad and we will issue a correction on page 22 a month later".

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 04:33 PM (+Dllb)

164 139 123 Wouldn't know April Ryan if I ran over her in my truck
Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pHfeF)

Don't let that hold you back.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (AURKQ)

You're gonna need a bigger truck.

Posted by: Brody at June 11, 2018 04:33 PM (gTYjx)

165 Yep journalistic standards were tossed out the
window when Trump got elected. It's no longer "trust but verify".....it
is now "run anything you can find to make Trump look bad and we will
issue a correction on page 22 a month later".


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 04:33 PM (+Dll

What correction - we'll publish a non-apology saying we regret you read our original story.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:34 PM (37IEG)

166 How does one get credentialed to become a White House correspondent? How dumb do you have to be and is there a test?

Posted by: Fritz at June 11, 2018 04:34 PM (J7XgW)

167 April Ryan is 2nd to Mad Maxine in dumbfuckery. But it's a close race. And there are many participants.

Posted by: Lures OCONUS at June 11, 2018 04:35 PM (iiixZ)

168 Ace in the basement.
The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2018 04:35 PM (xqfqx)

169 Okay I have to ask - Trudeau wasn't really wearing a fake eyebrow, was he? Was it the camera angle or lighting?

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 04:35 PM (a0IVu)

170 And with that, I think we have collectively exhausted teh horde's knowledge of Bermuda.




Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 04:32 PM (9chmE)

Remember to drive your little motorbike on the wrong side of the road.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

I was always told to pass the dutchie on the left hand side, but maybe that's Jamaica, not Bermuda.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 04:35 PM (9chmE)

171 A local liberal writer twit here (aging hippie), wrote these words of wisdom in Sunday's paper:

"It's easier to buy a gun in Georgia than get a library card."


Plagiarized right out of her demi-god Obama's playbook.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

172 Okay I have to ask - Trudeau wasn't really wearing a fake eyebrow, was he? Was it the camera angle or lighting?
Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 04:35 PM (a0IVu)

Camera angle...it's always the angle of the dangle

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (Lg2h/)

173 Ace has a basement too? I thought he just had selves.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (hyuyC)

174 144 If you are ever in Singapore don't vandalize any cars.

Posted by: Michael Fay at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (fRU2t)

If you knew how much cars cost in Singapore, you'd know why they caned his ass.

I think that little shit was arrested in the US after he got back for assaulting his father. Anyone remember that?

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (Enq6K)

175 Was expecting a flaming skull thread as the internet should have collapsed under its own weight at the end of Net Neutrality today.

Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (pHfeF)

176 166 How does one get credentialed to become a White House correspondent? How dumb do you have to be and is there a test?
Posted by: Fritz at June 11, 2018 04:34 PM (J7XgW)

If you write your own name where it says "Name:", you've already failed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (AURKQ)

177 April Ryan did not run with a tip.

WADDLED mayhaps.

Posted by: SUG at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (dMrJJ)

178 I wish TGE would have welcomed the small Eagles delegation, then invited fans to come up and fill up the empty spots that would have been occupied by the steroid spandex clowns. It would have been a win-win-win: for the fans, the few patriotic Iggles and Trump himself.

Then he could have brought the small group of footballers into the Oval Office and had a photo op there.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (ggiQo)

179 169. Dude's a Leaf. I guess he's deciduous.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (fA1SL)

180 Does the word hernia still mean what is used to mean?
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:15 PM

It's sexist. Henceforth you will use the term hisnia. The Matriarchy must be stopped.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (2NqXo)

181 it's fucking cold today, I just pondered putting on sweats to dork around the house

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (FOPyv)

182 After seeing the film "The Help", I am not eating a pie that I didn't make myself.

Posted by: JAS at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (3HNOQ)

183 clean up in 147
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker

So, are you saying that David Brooks and David Frum are not Jews? Maybe very secular men, too. Maybe they don't care about anything besides their own vanity.

And are you implying that I am being anti-Semitic?

How do you know that I am not Jewish?

And I do not post comments at Zero Hedge. The other day someone called Netanyahu Satanyahoo or something like that. Those people are sick.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (vcOmj)

184 I'm kind of beat from the work I did on Friday. There were a lot of trips up a very steep set of stairs carrying weight. I've been having cramps in muscles that never cramped before. Right lower abdominal, for example, in front of the hip.

eek

if it's that bad, take an anti-inflammatory, like Aleve/naproxen

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2018 04:37 PM (fceHP)

185 @145 - "Wear shorts."

I do not understand those words in that order.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 11, 2018 04:37 PM (or7uh)

186 How does one get credentialed to become a White House correspondent? How dumb do you have to be and is there a test?
Posted by: Fritz at June 11, 2018 04:34 PM (J7XgW)

Are you a member of a "Protected Class"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 04:37 PM (Lg2h/)

187 "I'm kind of beat from the work I did on Friday. There were a lot of trips up a very steep set of stairs carrying weight. I've been having cramps in muscles that never cramped before. Right lower abdominal, for example, in front of the hip."

I went for a run last night and it was as if my legs were two dead sticks. being 29 is going to suck if this is how 28 is.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 11, 2018 04:37 PM (FOPyv)

188 "It's easier to buy a gun in Georgia than get a library card."

Yeah they love that construction. I've seen hundreds of variants and all of them idiotic and wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 04:37 PM (39g3+)

189 I think Trudeau had to wear that fake eyebrow.

His real ones were at the dry cleaner

Posted by: SUG at June 11, 2018 04:37 PM (dMrJJ)

190 And with that, I think we have collectively exhausted teh horde's knowledge of Bermuda. 

Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 04:32 PM (9chmE)

Eat onions.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 11, 2018 04:38 PM (owRu2)

191 171 A local liberal writer twit here (aging hippie), wrote these words of wisdom in Sunday's paper:

"It's easier to buy a gun in Georgia than get a library card."


Plagiarized right out of her demi-god Obama's playbook.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

Well, the pen is mightier than the sword, so that makes sense then, and all is well.

Common sense pen control!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 04:38 PM (AURKQ)

192 136
133 Flex Seal for the win!



(Not an endorsement of Flex Seal!)



I SAWED MY BASEMENT IN HALF!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 11, 2018 04:28 PM (xPJvm)





... with this one neat trick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2018 04:28 PM (VM6ev)


Woooo hoooo!!!!

Posted by: Chubby Little Dipshit in the boat at June 11, 2018 04:38 PM (8iiMU)

193 166
How does one get credentialed to become a White House correspondent? How dumb do you have to be and is there a test?


Posted by: Fritz at June 11, 2018 04:34 PM (J7XgW)

Dunknow - didn't the little bright lights get all butt hurt when Spicer had racist...sorry, I meant right-wing.....bloggers asking questions before 'real' journalists?

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:38 PM (37IEG)

194 >>>I had to do other work on Friday, clearing a lot of old crap out of basement.<<<
If you don't bring those hobo pelts to market, they get stiff and moldy like old jerky.

Posted by: Fritz at June 11, 2018 04:38 PM (J7XgW)

195 what's wrong with 147? apart from the throwaway J-Thing. which wasn't relevant to the comment.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 04:39 PM (5C+G3)

196 119---Gosh! Just last week, Joe Scarborough's side piece assured us "someone" in the White House told her PDT is disappointed he can't watch porn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
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It was worse than that!
She said "someone" she knew "had heard" that about Trump.
Gaaaaaah.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 11, 2018 04:39 PM (0jtPF)

197 Well, the pen is mightier than the sword,

------

Tell me more about the penis Mightier. Does it work?

Posted by: Sean Connery at June 11, 2018 04:39 PM (7HtZB)

198 "It's easier to buy a gun in Georgia than get a library card."

so?

it's easier for a somalian to scam Minnesota out of $100 million than it is to get a library card

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 11, 2018 04:39 PM (FOPyv)

199 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 04:36 PM (vcOmj)

I don't think your an Anti-semite.
Now you owe me a drink

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 04:40 PM (Lg2h/)

200 I played an hour and half of tennis yesterday in 95 degree, feels like 105 degrees weather. I'm not getting older. I'm getting more stupid.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 11, 2018 04:40 PM (ZtIV1)

201 "It's easier to buy a gun in Georgia than get a library card."

Yeah they love that construction. I've seen hundreds of variants and all of them idiotic and wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Implying that people in Georgia are all stupid gun happy hicks, who don't know what a book is, and are kill crazy.

All those straw buyers come down from Chicago to trade library cards for guns.
Got it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 04:40 PM (vcOmj)

202 Even if the eyebrow is real, I'm acting like it's a fake.

After the Indian debacle, it's important to push it like it's real.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2018 04:40 PM (4ErVI)

203 News media- unprofessional to the point of caricature.

I have a whiteboard sign for tomorrow. Thanks.

Ace, we appreciate your posts,. They are well written, insightful and interesting, and I am sorry to hear that you're sore,. However, we horde folks could talk at length with only an "Open thread" heading (Heck; I made to number two or three on the "Wall of Shame" last week.) so don't apologize. Take time to recover. We can all yammer on quite nicely about April Ryan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2018 04:40 PM (0/+vJ)

204
Did you live there Gumby?
-------------------
No. We just stopped by on WestPacs. This was awhile ago when Boogie Street was still Boogie Street.

Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:40 PM (2LelM)

205 Ace in the basement.
The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2018 04:35 PM (xqfqx)
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Ace of Basement?

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2018 04:40 PM (vDqXW)

206 Implying that people in Georgia are all stupid gun happy hicks, who don't know what a book is, and are kill crazy. "

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sounds like a racist dogwhistle to me

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 11, 2018 04:41 PM (FOPyv)

207 198. Jayzus......how stupid must those icebacks be that the freaking Somalis are able to scam them?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 04:41 PM (fA1SL)

208 Heard some radio scrunt reporting on the "Two Dictators" meeting for the first time.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2018 04:41 PM (7AenT)

209 There's no constitutional right to a library card, so f*ck along now, please.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 04:41 PM (AURKQ)

210


"American Urban Radio Networks"

What the hell is that?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at June 11, 2018 04:41 PM (g55Q1)

211 I don't think your an Anti-semite.
Now you owe me a drink
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Whaddya drinkin', Cap'n?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 04:41 PM (vcOmj)

212 Today I started on his garage. I found 2 pallets of concrete in 60 pound bags that has been there more then a decade. All of it is brick hard now and tomorrow I have to log all that to the dump.
Posted by: Big V at June 11, 2018 04:31 PM

Stick it in pie shells, dump some dark karo syrup on it, and call April Ryan over for Pie Night. Problem solved!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2018 04:42 PM (2NqXo)

213 Lol, never knew Brooks was a Jew. Always thought he was a Waspy dweeb.

Posted by: Cm9000 at June 11, 2018 04:42 PM (fRU2t)

214 ngu is the antisemite here so he'd know. ;^)

and I'd gladly buy him a drink especially if he helps Menendez spend more time with the Dominican hooker said Senator loves

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 04:42 PM (5C+G3)

215 Well one thing is for sure. All the black on black shootings in ATLANTA aren't happening at the LIBRARY.

Posted by: SUG at June 11, 2018 04:43 PM (dMrJJ)

216 >>Yep journalistic standards were tossed out the window when Trump got elected. It's no longer "trust but verify".....it is now "run anything you can find to make Trump look bad and we will issue a correction on page 22 a month later".


It started long before Trump (Bush plastic turkey, as mentioned above) --- it's just been amped up tp "11" (22? 33?) with Trump + social media.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 04:43 PM (W+vEI)

217
I take cramps seriously. Some people get a cramp in the leg, and limp for days. Others get a cramp in the heart muscle and never make it to the hospital before dying.

This time of year ditch the Diet Coke and drink some Gatorade or equivalent.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 11, 2018 04:43 PM (LOgQ4)

218 Right lower abdominal, for example, in front of the hip.

shoulda left your appendix in your other pants.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2018 04:43 PM (xGZ+b)

219 Whaddya drinkin', Cap'n?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 04:41 PM (vcOmj)

Well The Blood of Christian Children mostly. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 04:43 PM (Lg2h/)

220 American Urban Radio Networks"

What the hell is that?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at June 11, 2018 04:41 P

Ah Urine.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 11, 2018 04:43 PM (ZtIV1)

221 "207 198. Jayzus......how stupid must those icebacks be that the freaking Somalis are able to scam them?"

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I guess they just had a $100 million laying around or were just happy taxing their citizens who...spit...already have lived there for generations, got jobs, pay taxes to pay for their new voters.

in many ways, this is the story of obama.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 11, 2018 04:43 PM (FOPyv)

222 Ace in the basement.

The jokes write themselves.



Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2018 04:35 PM (xqfqx)

---

Ace of Basement?

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2018 04:40 PM (vDqXW)
***
Exactly!!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2018 04:43 PM (xqfqx)

223
I dunno, ace, cleaning "stuff" out of your basement sounds more than a little like the Searchlight Strangler.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 11, 2018 04:44 PM (pNxlR)

224 ">>Yep journalistic standards were tossed out the window when Trump got elected. It's no longer "trust but verify".....it is now "run anything you can find to make Trump look bad and we will issue a correction on page 22 a month later"."

0000000000000

and it's working too...

[checks polling data]

...Annnddd, it's not working.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 11, 2018 04:44 PM (FOPyv)

225 I played an hour and half of tennis yesterday in 95 degree, feels like 105 degrees weather. I'm not getting older. I'm getting more stupid.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 11, 2018 04:40 PM (ZtIV1)

Heard a black comic making fun of white people running in the heat.

He said -if its that hot, I wouldnt even run from the Poe-leese.

Posted by: Golfman t at June 11, 2018 04:44 PM (If3tB)

226 Jayzus......how stupid must those icebacks be that the freaking Somalis are able to scam them?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

They're not just icebacks, but mostly....Lutherans!!!

Imagine that! Stupid, stupid, stupid. 20 plus years of Lutheran Social Services sponsoring those poor Somali immigrants, and now this is biting the Twin Cities right in the ass.

And yes, I am a Lutheran, and not Jewish. It's all a madcap scam to annoy just about everybody today.

How am I doing?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 04:44 PM (vcOmj)

227 223
I dunno, ace, cleaning "stuff" out of your basement sounds more than a little like the Searchlight Strangler.
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Ace and Basement are okay. Its when he starts talking about the crawl space that you need to worry.

Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:45 PM (2LelM)

228 Sombody slipped April a hot tip? Like the one Ali Watkins got?
Posted by: Toad-O at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (izYyP)



Don't worry, April. It's just the hot tip.

Posted by: B.J.Clinton at June 11, 2018 04:45 PM (Z48ZB)

229 184 I'm kind of beat from the work I did on Friday. There were a lot of trips up a very steep set of stairs carrying weight. I've been having cramps in muscles that never cramped before. Right lower abdominal, for example, in front of the hip.

eek

if it's that bad, take an anti-inflammatory, like Aleve/naproxen

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2018 04:37 PM



Better to wash down with a couple stiff shots of 12 year single malt. Or better yet, skip the pills.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 04:45 PM (0tfLf)

230 "American Urban Radio Networks"



What the hell is that?


It's the network that all shit stirrers....er...um.....I mean community organizers listen to.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:45 PM (FWsqf)

231
April Ryan another low-functioning, check that, barely functioning affirmative action dimwit on station so that someone, somewhere can check the box "AA quota filled".

There are more sentient doorstops in this country than her.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 11, 2018 04:46 PM (pNxlR)

232 I'll go out on a limb and say that 1000-page trade agreements do not constitute "free trade".
Posted by: rickl

__________

Free Trade now means "US gets shafted and we're not allowed to even talk about renegotiation"

I'm not for free trade as it exists now or even the idealized version of it, I think it's perfectly acceptable and even conservative to create incentives for domestic industry over foreign companies, but funny how the US wanting trade barriers and tariffs removed is now "anti-free trade" because Trump.

If the US ever does get into a real trade war, most of these countries would be put in a deep economic depression.

Posted by: Maritime at June 11, 2018 04:46 PM (lKmt3)

233 Oooh, You hear that lads? HE'S got a basement! Well, isn't that fancy. When I was 29, we dug a hole in the middle of the hole we WISHED we lived in, and that's what we called our basement...

Posted by: Yorkshireman. at June 11, 2018 04:46 PM (CPk08)

234 I want one of those Trump drinks the bartenders are serving in Singapore. It's bourbon based, red-white-and-blue.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2018 04:46 PM (2NqXo)

235 There are Egyptian scarabs that have rolled more intelligent, better smelling things than April.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 11, 2018 04:46 PM (/qEW2)

236 >>Jayzus......how stupid must those icebacks be that the freaking Somalis are able to scam them?


You saw the MN Somali child care fraud that could top $100 million?

They know they can go for broke at this point and the MN voters won't notice.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 04:46 PM (W+vEI)

237 Bill Clinton on sexual misconduct: "Norms have changed about what you can do to someone against their will."
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It's Not Rape-Rape

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 11, 2018 04:47 PM (y3aQB)

238 213 Lol, never knew Brooks was a Jew. Always thought he was a Waspy dweeb."

Oh come on, Mel Brooks put jewish jokes in all of his movies!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 04:47 PM (k1TUh)

239 Dammit

Posted by: Golfman - Apple is making me look apostrophe challenged at June 11, 2018 04:47 PM (If3tB)

240 230
"American Urban Radio Networks"


And to all our listeners in the Resistance....

Barack has a large putter, Barack has a large putter.
Michelle is tall and beautiful, Michelle is tall, and beautiful.
Nancy has the plan, repeat, Nancy has the plan.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:47 PM (37IEG)

241 195 what's wrong with 147? apart from the throwaway J-Thing. which wasn't relevant to the comment.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 04:39 PM (5C+G3)

Just practicing getting his panties in a wad, I guess. For the SWJ's. I expect.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:47 PM (7UW64)

242 Oooh, You hear that lads? HE'S got a basement! Well, isn't that fancy. When I was 29, we dug a hole in the middle of the hole we WISHED we lived in, and that's what we called our basement...

Posted by: Yorkshireman. at June 11, 2018 04:46 PM (CPk0
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We were evicted from our hole...

Posted by: Another Yorkshireman at June 11, 2018 04:48 PM (vDqXW)

243 April Ryan is 2nd to Mad Maxine in dumbfuckery. But it's a close race. And there are many participants.
Posted by: Lures OCONUS
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Occasionally, someone tries the Rosie Ruiz Gambit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 04:48 PM (TSLKA)

244 236. Yep. I was also mildly amused to read of the YUUUGE amounts of cash being ferried to Somalia from there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 04:48 PM (fA1SL)

245 I was wondering if Trudeau had a accident where he lost his eye brows, maybe with a lighter smoking a crack pipe.

Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 04:48 PM (pHfeF)

246 "Norms have changed about what you can do to someone against their will."


WTactualF?!

Did he really say that!?

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 04:48 PM (Enq6K)

247 245 I was wondering if Trudeau had a accident where he lost his eye brows, maybe with a lighter smoking a crack pipe.
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Moar like he burned them off lighting blue angels.

Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:49 PM (2LelM)

248 Are you sure you don't have appendicitis Ace?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2018 04:49 PM (Io2EV)

249

Barack has a large putter, Barack has a large putter.
Michelle is tall and beautiful, Michelle is tall, and beautiful.
Nancy has the plan, repeat, Nancy has the plan.




..we now return you to our regularly scheduled programming...

"Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 11, 2018 04:49 PM (HaL55)

250 Did he really say that!?
Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 04:48 PM (Enq6K)
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Yes.

Promoting his new Book: What Happened to the President?

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2018 04:49 PM (vDqXW)

251 There is something seriously wrong with Minnesota and it didn't start yesterday. Remember when Reagan swept 49 states back in '84? One guess about which one went against him.

And yes I know Mondale was their homeboy but still. Gore didn't carry Tennessee just because he was their homeboy. Which mean I credit Tennesseans more than I do Minnesotans.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:50 PM (FWsqf)

252
Imagine that! Stupid, stupid, stupid. 20 plus years of Lutheran Social Services sponsoring those poor Somali immigrants, and now this is biting the Twin Cities right in the ass.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 04:44 PM (vcO

I just don't get this. Why would Lutherans sponsor Somali Muslims? I can understand Catholics ( or Mormons) going to bat for Mexicans--they may be able to proselytize. But those Somalis are not going to become Lutherans.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 04:50 PM (y8Foj)

253 142
Sombody slipped April a hot tip? Like the one Ali Watkins got?

Posted by: Toad-O at June 11, 2018 04:29 PM (izYyP)

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The tip is all you could slip in due to distances and metric fucktons of fat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 11, 2018 04:50 PM (pw+jk)

254 I have never seen Ace and Kim Jong Un in the same room together. Just saying...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2018 04:50 PM (Io2EV)

255 this is awesome


MSNBC's Ruhle: Yeah, I Scream Curses at Trump in the Shower

Recapping Robert De Niro screaming obscenities at Trump during the Tony Awards, the supposedly objective journalist admitted: "I understand the frustration and outrage around the President. I'm sure I shout some of those words in the shower."


They are all really losing it and it is controlling their lives. I love this. They have been mocking us and calling us the most nasty names possible, and now they are dying slowly from their own delusional disease, liberalism.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2018 04:50 PM (fceHP)

256 Oooh, You hear that lads? HE'S got a basement! Well, isn't that fancy. When I was 29, we dug a hole in the middle of the hole we WISHED we lived in, and that's what we called our basement...
Posted by: Yorkshireman. at June 11, 2018 04:46 PM

When my brother's father-in-law came to visit from England, he wanted to see the basement of everyone's house he was invited to. My brother took me aside and said, "Do you mind if I take him down to the basement? He really wants to see it." Ummm, okay. It turns out most people in England don't have basements. I don't know if that's true or not but that's the reason I was given for his otherwise inexplicable interest in basements.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM (2NqXo)

257 zero hedge is a weird place - good articles, a serious editor with good instincts - and an absolutely toxic collection of idiots in the comments section. They seem to hate the left mainly for being anti Russia, and now they seem to hate Trump for being so pro-Israel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM (k1TUh)

258 Bear with me. I'm feeling each one of my almost 29 years of age.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:16 PM

See, Ace is just an inexperienced young whippersnapper. Those of us who are experienced at being 29, heck I betcha there's a lot of folks here who've done it twice, know better than to take "a lot of trips up a very steep set of stairs carrying weight". That's what nephews, local teenagers, and burly buddies are for.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM (oLa9K)

259 I played an hour and half of tennis yesterday in 95
degree, feels like 105 degrees weather. I'm not getting older. I'm
getting more stupid.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 11, 2018 04:40 PM (ZtIV1)



Heard a black comic making fun of white people running in the heat.



He said -if its that hot, I wouldnt even run from the Poe-leese.

Posted by: Golfman t at June 11, 2018 04:44 PM (If3tB)


I was stuck somewhere Saturday, and happened to watch most of the lady's final of the french open. Some Romanian chick, who is ranked #1 in the world, beat a very good looking black American woman I never heard of.


I can't imagine spending more than the amount of time I did on Saturday, paying attention to wimminz tennis, but good gosh are them lady's find looking, with the muscles and the sweat and the concentrated fury.


The Romanian gal isn't what you would call gorgeous, but she's sculpted like a goddess.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM (9chmE)

260 ..we now return you to our regularly scheduled programming...

"Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 11, 2018 04:49 PM (HaL55)


"First the right nostril, and then the left nostril...."

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM (7UW64)

261 >>Yep. I was also mildly amused to read of the YUUUGE amounts of cash being ferried to Somalia from there.



Think maybe Ellison as AG is to better hide these scandals, such as child care fraud, FGM, shooty incompetent Somali cops, etc. now that they don't have Holder or Lynch to look the other way.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM (W+vEI)

262 I take cramps seriously. Some people get a cramp in
the leg, and limp for days. Others get a cramp in the heart muscle and
never make it to the hospital before dying.



This time of year ditch the Diet Coke and drink some Gatorade or equivalent.



Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 11, 2018 04:43 PM

---

You need to bulk out on potassium for the cramps. I increased my intake after I had my heart attack scare and my 2-3 daily leg cramps went away. The Doctor said the two go hand in hand in some people.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM (+Dllb)

263 There is something seriously wrong with Minnesota and it didn't start yesterday.

===============

I would like to enter into evidence Governor Jesse Ventura

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 04:52 PM (FZYNt)

264 Dispatch from the Peoples Republic of Seattle. Heh.

June 11: Seven Seattle City Councilmembers are considering legislation to repeal the head tax, a day after opponents of the tax announced they gathered 20,000 signatures to repeal it in less than a month. Two councilmembers, Kshama Sawant and Teresa Mosqueda, still want the head tax.

Of those seven councilmembers who are considering a change in position on the head tax, six of them are up for reelection next year.

Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at June 11, 2018 04:52 PM (AkTSb)

265 EM - PUGN FOADDY FI!!!!

Posted by: April Ryan at June 11, 2018 04:52 PM (If3tB)

266 246
"Norms have changed about what you can do to someone against their will."



WTactualF?!



Did he really say that!?

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 04:48 PM (Enq6K)
why yes, yes he did.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:52 PM (37IEG)

267 But those Somalis are not going to become Lutherans."

It's all about appeasing their White People's Guilt. I wish there was more to it than that, but I don't think that there is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 04:52 PM (k1TUh)

268 238 213 Lol, never knew Brooks was a Jew. Always thought he was a Waspy dweeb."

Oh come on, Mel Brooks put jewish jokes in all of his movies!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 04:47 PM (k1TUh)


Really hard to get away with "The Producers" if you aren't Jewish.

https://youtu.be/HPXHRX8Q2hs

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 11, 2018 04:53 PM (CPk08)

269 "First the right nostril, and then the left nostril...."
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM (7UW64)
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Never right. Always left.

Left...and then left....and then left...

Posted by: Senior Commentator at June 11, 2018 04:53 PM (vDqXW)

270 257. How much do (((((they))))) pay you for that, shill?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 04:53 PM (fA1SL)

271 She had it coming.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at June 11, 2018 04:53 PM (J7XgW)

272 >>They are all really losing it and it is controlling their lives. I love this. They have been mocking us and calling us the most nasty names possible, and now they are dying slowly from their own delusional disease, liberalism.


And he's doing it 24x7x365 with his tweets.
"Why are you tweeting insults at 4:00am yeeeearrrgh?!?!?!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 04:53 PM (W+vEI)

273 Moar like he burned them off lighting blue angels.
Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:49 PM (2LelM)

---------------

Yes, but who's was he lighting at the time?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 11, 2018 04:53 PM (qC1Sy)

274 I've noticed Hillary has been very quiet lately. Hopefully no one kicks that dog.

Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:53 PM (2LelM)

275 minnesota - fuggin scandi's. they messed up their home countries too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 04:53 PM (k1TUh)

276 There is something seriously wrong with Minnesota and it didn't start yesterday. Remember when Reagan swept 49 states back in '84? One guess about which one went against him.

And yes I know Mondale was their homeboy but still. Gore didn't carry Tennessee just because he was their homeboy. Which mean I credit Tennesseans more than I do Minnesotans.
Posted by: LGoPs

__________

They're cut from the same cloth as the socialists that formed Scandinavia.

That was also still the era where someone's hometown meant something, Nixon carried it in 1972.

But Minnesota has always been full of nicely mannered, very liberal white people. The Progressive/Labor/Socialist movement sort of started there.

But that and MN an WI (more so) have been trending more red over the past few decades.

Posted by: Maritime at June 11, 2018 04:53 PM (lKmt3)

277 258 Bear with me. I'm feeling each one of my almost 29 years of age.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:16 PM

See, Ace is just an inexperienced young whippersnapper. Those of us who are experienced at being 29, heck I betcha there's a lot of folks here who've done it twice, know better than to take "a lot of trips up a very steep set of stairs carrying weight". That's what nephews, local teenagers, and burly buddies are for.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM



Exactly!
I learned about 10 years into being 29 that it is a hell of a lot easier to get shit out of the basement by offering my buddies a couple cases of beer than it is to carry it myself.
Or have Mrs Diogenes do it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 04:54 PM (0tfLf)

278 Skip_ here are some pictures of April Ryan. No, not the cute young woman in the second row of pictures on the right. April usually looks like the top picture on the right. where she's wearing glasses and shoulder length hair. When she's at the Press Conferences usually sits in about the second row. Sarah Sanders sometimes has sharp answers for her, because she's so biased and rude :

https://tinyurl.com/yd274d2a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2018 04:54 PM (0/+vJ)

279 Yes.

Promoting his new Book: What Happened to the President?

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2018 04:49 PM (vDqXW)

Unbelievable. Those two will just never go away. They're like a stubborn cancer.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 04:54 PM (Enq6K)

280 251 There is something seriously wrong with Minnesota and it didn't start yesterday. Remember when Reagan swept 49 states back in '84? One guess about which one went against him.

And yes I know Mondale was their homeboy but still. Gore didn't carry Tennessee just because he was their homeboy. Which mean I credit Tennesseans more than I do Minnesotans.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:50 PM (FWsqf)

Having lived in WI for many years, I can definitively say that there is, indeed, something wrong with Minnesota. Pretty sure it's incurable, too.

As if WI isn't odd enough, and don't even get me started on those flatlanders in IL.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:54 PM (7UW64)

281 101 Debasement - Where defurnace is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 04:22 PM (yScch)

I'm not sure why I'm laughing at this, but I am.

Posted by: m at June 11, 2018 04:54 PM (/TzhX)

282 278-But now that you know what she looks like, I'm not suggesting that you run over April Ryan in a truck.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2018 04:55 PM (0/+vJ)

283 Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 04:48 PM (Enq6K)

why yes, yes he did.



Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:52 PM (37IEG)
Maybe he was thinking of the 50 shades of gray nonsense..

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 04:55 PM (a0IVu)

284 I am pretty sure it was bad to rape women in the 1980s too, even in Arkansas. Bill is a creep.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 04:55 PM (5C+G3)

285 The few houses I was in when in England don't think had basements

Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 04:55 PM (pHfeF)

286 You need to bulk out on potassium for the cramps. I increased my intake after I had my heart attack scare and my 2-3 daily leg cramps went away. The Doctor said the two go hand in hand in some people.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM (+Dllb)


so true

this is why bananas are a big deal with runners, bikers, and so forth

we always have them in the house because of weight lifting (hubby) and all of our other sports

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2018 04:55 PM (fceHP)

287 http://bit.ly/2JBYpfn
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A Listing of Participants, The following is an attempt to begin compiling a more complete list of individuals with possible involvement or affiliation in Trump Surveillance, Steele Dossier and/or the Russia Narrative.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 11, 2018 04:55 PM (y3aQB)

288 It's all about appeasing their White People's Guilt. I wish there was more to it than that, but I don't think that there is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 04:52 PM (k1TUh)

Wait a minute. I've heard of Catholic guilt and Jewish guilt. I never heard of Protestant guilt....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 04:55 PM (y8Foj)

289 I just don't get this. Why would Lutherans sponsor
Somali Muslims? I can understand Catholics ( or Mormons) going to bat
for Mexicans--they may be able to proselytize. But those Somalis are not
going to become Lutherans.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 04:50 PM (y8Foj)


This is one of my pet peeves. If you truly want to do God's work then go to Somalia - or pick your equivalent shithole - and minister to them there! You don't get bonus points to get into Heaven by importing unassimilable, hostile, alien cultures into our backyard while you sit comfortably at home and count your virtues.

You assholes.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 11, 2018 04:56 PM (FWsqf)

290 284
I am pretty sure it was bad to rape women in the 1980s too, even in Arkansas. Bill is a creep.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 04:55 PM (5C+G3)

Not if you were Bill.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 04:56 PM (37IEG)

291 274 I've noticed Hillary has been very quiet lately. Hopefully no one kicks that dog.
Posted by: Godfather Gumby at June 11, 2018 04:53 PM (2LelM)

Or, if they do, at least kick her in the lady bits and take her down for the count.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:56 PM (7UW64)

292 288. The icebacks are - rightly - ashamed of themselves. But importing Mogadishu into their midst is not a good answer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 04:56 PM (fA1SL)

293 My point was if I ran over her with my truck is I would call 911 and say I just hit some woman and have no idea who she was.

Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 04:57 PM (pHfeF)

294
I've noticed Hillary has been very quiet lately. Hopefully no one kicks that dog.

Posted by: Godfather Gumby
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arf-arf-arf-arf,,,

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 11, 2018 04:57 PM (mPeei)

295 Ah stand by what I originally said: Norms have changed about what you can do to someone against their will.

And apparently, suggesting that somebody ice a wound no longer makes up for it, either!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 11, 2018 04:57 PM (vDqXW)

296 Lutherans are crazy liberal in my experience. I'm sure that plays a very big role as well.

A Luteran Pastor is basically a left-wing SJW agitator in the community.

Posted by: Maritime at June 11, 2018 04:57 PM (lKmt3)

297 Fake News, Old News. Its everything but News.

Posted by: SH at June 11, 2018 04:57 PM (sX1BW)

298 292 288. The icebacks are - rightly - ashamed of themselves. But importing Mogadishu into their midst is not a good answer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 04:56 PM (fA1SL)

Apparently they didn't get the notice that the reason Africa is such a shithole is because it is full of Africans.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2018 04:58 PM (7UW64)

299 The icebacks are - rightly - ashamed of themselves. But importing Mogadishu into their midst is not a good answer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 04:56 PM (fA1SL)

Maybe they figured Minnesota would end up being too cold for the Somalis and they would leave quickly and become, I don't know, Florida's problem or something....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 04:58 PM (y8Foj)

300 "It's good to be the king."-- BJ Clinton

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 04:58 PM (5C+G3)

301 Trump came pretty close to winning Minnesota, in 2020 who knows?

Posted by: Cm9000 at June 11, 2018 04:58 PM (fRU2t)

302 I think it's better when Hillary or Aunty Nancy open their pie holes.

Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 04:58 PM (pHfeF)

303 234 I want one of those Trump drinks the bartenders are serving in Singapore. It's bourbon based, red-white-and-blue.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2018 04:46 PM (2NqXo)


Wait, I thought Trump had destroyed America's standing in the world after Obama had won everybody's respect and admiration.

Surely you're not implying that the media lied about a thing like that.

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 04:59 PM (xjiRE)

304 Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM (9chmE)

Halep had a breast reduction and they're still fabulous.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 11, 2018 04:59 PM (ZtIV1)

305

I wonder what the tv news coverage (on Fox) will be like all night given the Trump negotiations will be late into the night.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2018 05:00 PM (fceHP)

306 Trump came pretty close to winning Minnesota, in 2020 who knows?
Posted by: Cm9000 at June 11, 2018 04:58 PM (fRU2t)

I was surprised Trump won Wisconsin. But may Wisconsin doesn't have as many Lutherans....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 05:00 PM (y8Foj)

307 "Imagine that! Stupid, stupid, stupid. 20 plus years of Lutheran Social Services sponsoring those poor Somali immigrants, and now this is biting the Twin Cities right in the ass. "

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come on, everyone everywhere is exactly the same and if you suggest otherwise you're a bad person.

we are seeing the true impact of america's magic soil

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 11, 2018 05:00 PM (FOPyv)

308 Wait, I thought Trump had destroyed America's standing in the world after Obama had won everybody's respect and admiration.

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So long as the American green flows, the world will love America. I think Trump probably understands this.

Posted by: SH at June 11, 2018 05:00 PM (sX1BW)

309 145
Mrs. and I are going to Bermuda for anniversary. Can the Horde put me some knowledge about dining, activities, etc.?



Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 11, 2018 04:22 PM (or7uh)

**
Lived in Bermuda for ten years up until a few years ago - I can put you some knowledge.
Best Restaurant for a truly Bermuda experience? The Waterlot - real old school Bermuda charm
In Hamilton - Port O' Call is my fave.

Make sure you see the South Shore Beaches (Horseshoe Beach is worth at least half a day - once there walk easterly on the paths just behind the beach for a lovely walk past Stone Hole Bay, Chaplin and Long Bay Beaches.
See the view from Gibb's Hill Lighthouse (and just below at the "Queen's View"- where a Young Queen Elizabeth II paused to admire the view while touring her empire for the first time)
Rent a Boston whaler at Blue Hill Water Sports and go out for the day exploring.
The museum at Dockyard as well as the rum cake factory and a Dark and Stormy ( the local drink) at the Frog and Onion Pub are great too.

Do NOT rent a scooter unless you grew up riding motorcycles and have some experience with left hand drive.

For golf I recommend Riddel's Bay
and if you have time - St George's is fun (The old St Pter's church is nice). Drop em a line here if you want more info - I am on most days - when do you go?

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 11, 2018 05:00 PM (Fb9aZ)

310 285 The few houses I was in when in England don't think had basements"

Best basement I ever saw is under York Cathedral (although they called it an undercroft) A few years back there was some subsidence, and engineers decided they needed to dig under the cathedral and add a lot more support to keep it from falling in on itself. So they dug, and about 30 feet down ran into the main Roman HQ from the garrison that was there 18 centuries ago, complete with columns and walls painted with Roman scenes and all that. Probably the spot where Constantine was first proclaimed Emperor by his troops.

Hell of a thing to find in your basement.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 05:01 PM (k1TUh)

311 We need to get Sarah Sanders a t-shirt that reads "Do you even journo, bro?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2018 05:01 PM (ctuyM)

312 252---I just don't get this. Why would Lutherans sponsor Somali Muslims? I can understand Catholics ( or Mormons) going to bat for Mexicans--they may be able to proselytize. But those Somalis are not going to become Lutherans.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 04:50 PM (y8Foj)
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They get PAID for each 'refugee' they sponsor, paid by the tax-payer. And they make a nice bundle off of it.

So the answer is (1) an attempt by ex-Christians* to assuage their own guilt through secular means and (2) money --- not necessarily in that order.

(* It isn't the Bible-based Lutherans who go in for this racket. )

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 11, 2018 05:01 PM (0jtPF)

313 Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 04:51 PM (9chmE)



Halep had a breast reduction and they're still fabulous.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 11, 2018 04:59 PM (ZtIV1)


I just think a muscular, athletic body on a woman is teh sexay.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 05:01 PM (9chmE)

314 I decided on way home I am not watch Bobby Dinero in any movie

Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 05:01 PM (pHfeF)

315 The few houses I was in when in England don't think had basements"

Best basement I ever saw is under York Cathedral

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The Alamo has the world's best basement.

Posted by: SH at June 11, 2018 05:01 PM (sX1BW)

316 there's a deep shame among all the good people that countries are made up of people who generally all look the same and all pray the same way.

why....that's apartheid (when, say, Israel does it but not when the Palestinians do it).

so, all (white) nations need to be open border experiments.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 11, 2018 05:02 PM (FOPyv)

317 Wait, I thought Trump had destroyed America's standing in the world after Obama had won everybody's respect and admiration.

Surely you're not implying that the media lied about a thing like that.
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 04:59 PM (xjiRE)

This meme always stuck in my craw. There was no proof that Obama "won everybody's respect" worldwide or that Trump is "alienating" allies.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 05:02 PM (y8Foj)

318 or maybe america's magic soil is racist.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 11, 2018 05:03 PM (FOPyv)

319 I wonder what the tv news coverage (on Fox) will be like all night given the Trump negotiations will be late into the night.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2018 05:00 PM (fceHP)

As long as it is NOT shep, I'm OK with anything...or that dope Juan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 05:03 PM (Lg2h/)

320 There was no proof that Obama "won everybody's respect" worldwide


Give credit where credit is due: He knew how to bend over in a deep bow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

321

Donald Trump is NOT welcome at "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child," says actress Noma Dumezweni, who plays Hermione in JK_Rowling's stage phenomenon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 05:03 PM (IqV8l)

322 >>There were a lot of trips up a very steep set of stairs carrying weight. I've been having cramps in muscles that never cramped before. Right lower abdominal, for example, in front of the hip.



Hips Don't Lie


Posted by: Christina Aguilera at June 11, 2018 05:03 PM (Z+ROM)

323 "Wait, I thought Trump had destroyed America's standing in the world after Obama had won everybody's respect and admiration. "

yeah, this old turnip as lefties look for any friend in a room and glom on to weirdo, foreign socialists. Gee they hate Americans in general and conservative, free market Americans in particular.

whoopee

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 11, 2018 05:04 PM (FOPyv)

324 To be fair they just had an article on the Hasidic Jews in NY taking advantage of the entitlement benefits available and using their Block vote to take over towns. Conventional jews are some of their biggest opponents but they still claim anti semitism for the opposition. To clarify, they are doing everything legal to get the benefits but they are gaming the system and the loopholes.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 11, 2018 05:04 PM (ZtIV1)

325 Fredo was not respected all over the world..they all knew he was a simp who could be taken...Fredo was the like the guy at the poker table who could not figure out who the sucker was

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 05:05 PM (Lg2h/)

326 Give credit where credit is due: He knew how to bend over in a deep bow.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

To every fire hydrant he ever saw according to James Woods

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 11, 2018 05:05 PM (37IEG)

327 I could believe April Ryan snorting and stomping one of her cloven hooves before booing and hissing.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 11, 2018 05:05 PM (iSksr)

328
I wonder what the tv news coverage (on Fox) will be like all night given the Trump negotiations will be late into the night.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2018 05:00 PM


The Deal is already done or Trump wouldn't be there. He's no fool, despite the medias 24/7 efforts to portray him as such.

Of course Krazy Kim could pull some last minute stuff, but all Trump has to do is pull out his map of North Korea with all the cities highlighted and megatons of targetage for each, to steer Kim back on topic.

Trump: "You see this city? Gone. Sad. This city. Same thing. Sad again. All of them... sad."

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 11, 2018 05:06 PM (LOgQ4)

329 322---Hips Don't Lie

Posted by: Christina Aguilera at June 11, 2018 05:03 PM (Z+ROM)
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You kidding, bitch?!?

Posted by: Shakira at June 11, 2018 05:06 PM (0jtPF)

330 319 I wonder what the tv news coverage (on Fox) will be like all night given the Trump negotiations will be late into the night.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2018 05:00 PM (fceHP)

As long as it is NOT shep, I'm OK with anything...or that dope Juan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 05:03 PM (Lg2h/)

Watch Fox BUSINESS channel. Soooooo much better.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 05:07 PM (Enq6K)

331 296 Lutherans are crazy liberal in my experience. I'm sure that plays a very big role as well.

A Lutheran Pastor is basically a left-wing SJW agitator in the community."

Now, you gotta be clear which Synod you're talking about - the Missouri Synod and especially the Wisconsin Synod are Trump supporting conservatives, and in on the fight with the rest of us. On the other hand, the ELCA and it's allies are wildly liberal.

As to how big a gap there is, the mainline Presbyterians and the ELCA consider themselves co-communicant, meaning roughly they feel like they're part of the same church except for organisation. On the other hand, the Missouri Synod and the ELCA hardly even talk to each other, and mostly hold the other one in complete contempt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 05:07 PM (k1TUh)

332 NOOD

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2018 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

333 Are you sure you don't have appendicitis Ace?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2018 04:49 PM (Io2EV)
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Oh good. I'm glad a doctor said something. Because that was my first thought, too, but I'm not a doctor. I can spell it, but that's about it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 11, 2018 05:07 PM (oMtOd)

334 I just don't get this. Why would Lutherans sponsor Somali Muslims? I can understand Catholics ( or Mormons) going to bat for Mexicans--they may be able to proselytize. But those Somalis are not going to become Lutherans.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 04:50 PM (y8Foj)


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Not all Lutherans are the same. Are these ELCA? ELCA are secular leftists, they're not really Christian. They probably want to import more Democrat voters, and have been taught to look with a jaundiced eye at their fellow caucasians, which is easier if you don't think you'll have to pay any negative consequences for trying to turn your state into shitholistan paradise.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 11, 2018 05:07 PM (/qEW2)

335 Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 05:01 PM (9chmE)

Then you would love the legs on the German player, Angelique Kerber. Wow.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 11, 2018 05:07 PM (ZtIV1)

336 321

Donald Trump is NOT welcome at "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child," says actress Noma Dumezweni, who plays Hermione in JK_Rowling's stage phenomenon
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 05:03 PM (IqV8l)


Dumbassweenie?

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 05:07 PM (xjiRE)

337 I decided on way home I am not watch Bobby Dinero in any movie
Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 05:01 PM (pHfeF)
++++++++++++
Eh. Anything that won't pay any (more) royalties is fine. I have Goodfellas and Casino on Blu-Ray and those are two extremely fine movies. And I can watch 'em as much as I want and no one gets a royalty beyond what they got when I bought it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 05:08 PM (I2dne)

338 April Ryan, who is also a CNN political analyst, embarrassed herself on Twitter today...
Sorry. That's fake news. She does not have the self-awareness needed to accomplish this feat.

Posted by: budman at June 11, 2018 05:08 PM (imGR/)

339 I decided on way home I am not watch Bobby Dinero in any movie

Posted by: Skip j at June 11, 2018 05:01 PM (pHfeF)


I've been saying for some time, he's been coasting on his rep for years, basically phoning in the same performance in everything he does.


And when you look back on his career, the rep he obtained, was for playing cold, psychopathic losers and scumbags.


I think we have to assume at this point, that's just who he is. It's not really acting.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 05:08 PM (9chmE)

340 The Deal is already done or Trump wouldn't be there. He's no fool, despite the medias 24/7 efforts to portray him as such.

Maybe? I am not so sure about that. But anyway in this case the devil will be in the details and the implementation

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 05:08 PM (Lg2h/)

341 My point was if I ran over her with my truck is I would call 911 and say I just hit some woman and have no idea who she was.

Well, i was not REALLY because serious. That is, I really didn't think you were going to, but you would have a better chance to do so-now that you now whats she looks like-if you parked your truck somewhere near the WH on the days there are Press gatherings.

J/K leftist Lurkers. i want no harm to come to April Ryan. I just wish she would be less incredibly biased.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2018 05:08 PM (0/+vJ)

342 As long as it is NOT shep, I'm OK with anything...or that dope Juan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 05:03 PM (Lg2h/)



I know. Brett Baier is there so whoever covers the event will go to him anyway. Which is fine.

At times like these I wonder what Krauthammer is thinking. It is kind of sad to think he's dying at these critical times when no one thought in their life time that Trump or any potus could deal with North Korea. Krauthammer's input may have ruffled some feathers, but always listened to what he had to say. I wanted to hear his perspective.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2018 05:10 PM (fceHP)

343 Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 05:07 PM (xjiRE)

James Wood has a funny response in his Twietter feedto that comment by the actress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2018 05:10 PM (0/+vJ)

344 @309- Thankee, Publius!

We're staying right on Elbow Beach. Will definitely check out your suggestions.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 11, 2018 05:12 PM (or7uh)

345 And when you look back on his career, the rep he obtained, was for playing cold, psychopathic losers and scumbags.

I think we have to assume at this point, that's just who he is. It's not really acting.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2018 05:08 PM (9chmE)
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Yes & evidently DeNumbnuts portraying Fearless Leader in the Rocky & Bullwinkle movie wasn't much of a stretch.

Posted by: BebeDahl at June 11, 2018 06:00 PM (yNyJy)

346 Ace: "Here's an idea: We'll maybe start believing when you stop lying all the fucking time."

You're too gracious in your contempt. Let them not lie/deceive/omit for the next five decades and then, maybe, we'll have established some trust again. Then we can consider giving them an ear.

Upon reflection maybe I'm being too gracious here, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2018 06:06 PM (H8S+R)

347 "I'm feeling each one of my almost 29 years of age."

I'm in my 60s.

Eat me.

Posted by: MW at June 11, 2018 06:52 PM (wNx6K)

348 Be careful. I'm a 57 yr old. Been reading blogs sing off might have been conservative. Sounds like a hernia I've had 2. Been in construction my whole life

Posted by: Howard Goldberg at June 11, 2018 08:34 PM (TXbMg)

349 Since lgf. Damm auto correct

Posted by: Howard Goldberg at June 11, 2018 08:35 PM (TXbMg)

350 Ace, you've been 29 since I started coming here back in 2010.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at June 12, 2018 01:52 AM (8xieD)

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