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Ah Look! The New Yorker Is Trying To Be Funny...And Failing
Ignoring the ridiculous, hyper-political cant to this so-called humor, it's just not funny. Seven Signs That Your Man's Masculinity Is Nontoxic is exactly what you expect it to be. Why is it that the Left doesn't have a sense of humor? Nothing these people do is amusing, or clever or funny or witty. Their funny-bones have been displaced by angry Leftist bullshit bones.
The real title should be: "Seven Signs Your Man Is Actually A Chick" Or: "Seven Signs Your Man Is Transitioning To The 38th Gender" Have at it Horde!Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Winston at May 28, 2018 06:54 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: Winston at May 28, 2018 06:54 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2018 06:55 PM (uWcN8)
Posted by: Winston at May 28, 2018 06:55 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2018 06:56 PM (uWcN8)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 06:57 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 06:57 PM (JknQk)
Oh goody. One of "those" threads, eh?
Have at it Horde!
Your "man" buys Midol and doesn't give you any.
At. All.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 06:57 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (JknQk)
The Left is fixated [for Your benefit, not theirs] on Behavior, Thought, and Feelings. That's all.
Am I right?
What else does the Left talk or write about??
The reason why the Left is all about Behavior, Thought, and Feelings is because the Left is TRAINING YOU on how to Behave, Think, and Feel the right way.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (G84Jb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 06:59 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 06:59 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2018 06:59 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: The New Yorker at May 28, 2018 06:59 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Pickles at May 28, 2018 06:59 PM (BKTpn)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:00 PM (JknQk)
Posted by: Call me "Mike" at May 28, 2018 07:00 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at May 28, 2018 07:00 PM (C1NyB)
Oh goody. One of "those" threads, eh?
Have at it Horde!
Your "man" buys Midol and doesn't give you any.
At. All.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 06:57 PM
After you cuck him, he cuddles with the other guy instead of you.
Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2018 07:01 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2018 07:01 PM (EzdLW)
I made bbq ribs.
Well, I bought pre-cooked ribs at Costco and heated them up.
So now I'm about to eat ribs, chat with my moron pals living inside my computer, with Barnaby Jones on the telly in the background.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:01 PM (G84Jb)
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:01 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: NCKate at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (tobWf)
Posted by: Call me "Mike" at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (vOgjQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)
Hell... we'd be British... or French... or Mexican... or German... or Japanese...
Posted by: Don Quixote, aka Romeo13 at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (G84Jb)
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 28, 2018 07:03 PM (A7bbI)
I do none of those.
Here's what I do
1) Lift my leg when I fart
2) I open doors for women and old people
3) I don't drink wine at a bar unless there is a gun to my head
4) I'd rather loses shit than carry a gay bag
5) I push the best people for promotions whether they have a dick or a slit
6) Kurt who?
7) I never laugh at unfunny jokes..well if she is really cute maybe
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:03 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:03 PM (aCNZ6)
The
reason why the Left is all about Behavior, Thought, and Feelings is
because the Left is TRAINING YOU on how to Behave, Think, and Feel the right way.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (G84Jb)
The Left is Socialist, and Socialism at its core is a political and social movement to alleviate inequality by changing society so that inequality is impossible.
Well, impossible, unnoticeable, inadvisable, or at least no longer something that can be complained openly about.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:04 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:04 PM (yNyJy)
One. Does. Not. Dissect. Gossamer.
Posted by: New Yorker Cartoon Editor at May 28, 2018 07:04 PM (6nAu3)
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2018 07:04 PM (7ynIk)
I noticed PBS aired some special today on Disabled Vets.
But which vets? Tammy duckworth, for one. Max Cleland, for another.
It was a parade of left wing douche bags doing their best impression of Hawkeye Pierce from any mash episode. Mellodramatic anti-war bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:05 PM (G84Jb)
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2018 07:05 PM (yD/Pf)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:05 PM (6nAu3)
Posted by: Ian S at May 28, 2018 07:05 PM (gm9yG)
The NYorker article reads like a National Lampoon parody. Absurd.
In five years, will we know what they were referring to? If you didn't already know, would it make sense today?
I've noticed that a lot of articles about stuff these days already assume the reader knows WTF it's about since there's little to no 'splanation anymore.
I find myself scratching my head and going, "What are they talking about?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM (2RH/d)
We've got more than enough to share in the southeast. Can't remember the last dry day.
Posted by: F2000 at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM (vgMDK)
Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2018 07:07 PM (zcMUr)
An NL parody would have actually been funny. "He smiles calmly when he is called a cuck." Really? REALLY? They actually think that line is "funny"???
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2018 07:07 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Call me "Mike" at May 28, 2018 07:08 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:08 PM (RPXrN)
Hell... we'd be British... or French... or Mexican... or German... or Japanese...
Posted by: Don Quixote, aka Romeo13 at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (NgKpN)
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Agreed. Articles like the NYorker are kinda scary, except the pendulum is actually swinging back, and boys will be boys.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:08 PM (yNyJy)
one is some time. Remember long ago when men were wearing little
pigtails, etc.
Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (vOgjQ)
Oh, yes, see them all over.
And you haven't lived until you've seen twin ,manbuns, like pigtails. Dumbass looked like he was trying to be Nekomimi with a three day beard.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:08 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 07:09 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: PhilDirt at May 28, 2018 07:09 PM (RzbZX)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:09 PM (O5Q3r)
Toki!! Noooooooooo!!!!
Posted by: Pickles
Cocaine!!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (G84Jb)
LMFAO!
I'm very disappointed in everybody for never telling me about Metalocalypse. It ranks up there with Archer. Highly entertaining weekend!
Posted by: Pickles at May 28, 2018 07:09 PM (BKTpn)
Hell... we'd be British... or French... or Mexican... or German... or Japanese...
Posted by: Don Quixote, aka Romeo13 at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (NgKpN)
Or Canadian, even.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:10 PM (RPXrN)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:10 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2018 07:10 PM (7ynIk)
https://tinyurl.com/y7ypu2cm
You will be shocked to learn that Chelsea Manning is mentally ill.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:11 PM (xPl2J)
I occasionally threaten my wife with matching track suits.
Posted by: fluffy at May 28, 2018 07:11 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2018 07:11 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2018 07:07 PM (
Yeah NL would nail it while the NYorker it's goofy beauty salon Manhattan Metro Sex in the City duper
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:12 PM (yNyJy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8CPF1mK9Fo
He pulls no punches in calling out the ruling class as traitors and England as a totalitarian police state. This is a turning point, I think.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 07:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Pickles
Cocaine!!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (G84Jb)
Yeah, uh, I thought I told you to, uh, stay away. Stay far away.
Posted by: Charles Offdensen at May 28, 2018 07:12 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 28, 2018 07:12 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (7ynIk)
It takes a special kind of mental illness to want you dick chopped off.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (2K6fY)
https://tinyurl.com/y7ypu2cm
You will be shocked to learn that Chelsea Manning is mentally ill.
And... the clock is ticking.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (gC2IV)
Actually, I thought the article was seriously funny ... in a "laughing at you, not with you" sort of way.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (RPXrN)
7. Always chooses the ribbed condom, "for her pleasure"
6. Runs from scares with a high-pitched scream that makes Homer Simpson's scream sound like Clint Eastwood
5. Only uses Downy fabric softener, for the softest softs
4. Chest hair shaved into a beautiful heart or Cupid-like shape
3. While drinking tea, raises both pinkies *and* the "pinkie down under"
2. Prefers control-top pantyhose
1. He's qdpsteve
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:14 PM (eMKNe)
He's a poster child for the left. He's fully committed to the logical end.
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 07:14 PM (UdKB7)
https://tinyurl.com/y7ypu2cm
You will be shocked to learn that Chelsea Manning is mentally ill.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:11 PM (xPl2J)
What idiot stopped him/her/it?
"Jump!. Jump!..Jump!".....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 07:14 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 28, 2018 07:14 PM (1FhAQ)
And you haven't
lived until you've seen twin ,manbuns, like pigtails. Dumbass looked
like he was trying to be Nekomimi with a three day beard.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:08 PM (2K6fY)
I live off the beaten path, so I don't see things all those city folks see. Why even the robins fall asleep on the lawn while looking for worms. At night with the windows open, I do hear up on the main street the crotch rockets going down the street, but they don't come this way.
Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:15 PM (vOgjQ)
I mean, honestly, who would even think of such a thing, let alone actually publish it?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:15 PM (RPXrN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:15 PM (G84Jb)
Posted by: F2000 at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM (
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Bummer. Again, I blame Al Gore.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:15 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (gC2IV)
That is just....the fook?...that's just wrong!
Wrong, I say!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:16 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 07:16 PM (Tyii7)
2. When he goes into a sports bar to use the bathroom, he buys a glass of white wine to be polite.
5. He laughs calmly when called a cuck. He laughs loudly when women are funny. He does not laugh when men are not.
The left is so over the top with the effeminate crap these days it's hard to tell
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (RzbZX)
You gotta love any diner/restaurant that offers a "Lumberjack Special" breakfast.
It's like....they understand You and what you're about as a man...who is hungry for large quantities pancakes, eggs, bacon, and coffee to prepare for the Day ahead.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (G84Jb)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (RPXrN)
Posted by: Call me "Mike" at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (O5Q3r)
What if you put french toast on your syrup?
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: garrett
Nuke the Gay Unborn Whales for Jesus!
Posted by: pogomip at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (PXUxh)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (3LO+a)
Posted by: F2000 at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM (
Yep.
5 inches of rain in the last 15 days and we have just welcomed Alberto on shore just west of here.
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (xoZNQ)
If you come in wearing high heels, panties and a bra, your breakfast is FREE!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (G84Jb)
Posted by: Pervy Harvey Weinstein at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (C9Rdt)
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (7ynIk)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:19 PM (aCNZ6)
If a journalist he writes for "FrontPage Magazine" and has never, ever written for the "NYT."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 07:19 PM (vw6r3)
Okay, OT palate cleanser.
Opinions on the Frankfort Arsenal Platinum Series Rotary Tumbler? I need a good brass tumbler.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 07:19 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (2RH/d)
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (V2Yro)
If you were hungry you could get the chicken fried steak breakfast instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Pervy Harvey Weinstein at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (C9Rdt)
It's a subset of the vegi-sexual. but most vegi-sexuals seem to prefer the tubers and cylindrical squashes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (rdl6o)
And a special kind of mental illness to want to encourage such things for 8 year olds.
Posted by: Sjg at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:19 PM (aCNZ6)
Or cost.
Barney had one bullet.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Sam I Aint at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (G84Jb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (CPfoe)
The eggs were green.
I'm going Lumberjack.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (3LO+a)
Wait, they sell food at Denny's? Isn't it just a place you go to score weed in the parking lot from high school kids?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (fZuhk)
A secret compartment for your estrogen pills and newskin for your botched vag operation.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (2RH/d)
2 eggs? Breakfast starts with 4 eggs and works up from there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (RPXrN)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (9mAe6)
Posted by: Pervy Harvey Weinstein at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (
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You might be on to something there Harvey, (besides the ficus;^) when are plants going to get special rights? They gots feelingzzzz too!
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Salon at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (7oUUT)
9. Your man writes about made up girlfriends in his book and his "wife" is hung like a Clydesdale
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (2RH/d)
Without spam? Ewww!
Posted by: the waitress at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (NL6wI)
If I were in the market for a significant other, I'd give that kind of guy a wide berth.
Posted by: Emmie at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (C9Rdt)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (aCNZ6)
I prefer powdered sugar on my French Toast.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (RPXrN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (G84Jb)
I was trying to think of a way to write something that was actually
funny on this topic, and it cannot be done - because it is a stupid,
irritating and pathetic topic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (V2Yro)
"We were somewhere around the edge of Queens, where the wilderness begins, when the feeling of toxic masculinity began to take hold . . ."
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (aCNZ6)
I'm not a fan of pancakes for breakfast. When you use them up you hit a fuckin' wall. I'd rather have the eggs and meats.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (9mAe6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (Hi5VO)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:10 PM (rdl6o)
Cpl. Klinger: HEY!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (CPfoe)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (RPXrN)
Why? eventually he'll get suicide right. And the media will blame society.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (rdl6o)
A couple of cops just walked into the coffee shop. I was struck with how much equipment they're wearing. A gun, what I assume is a tazer, walkie talkie, various belt holders and of course kelvar vest. I have no idea how much all that would weigh.
Had a rent-a-cop at the hospital the other day with a brand new body cam. She was checking people's ID for ER patients.
That was just a slight bit of overkill, IMO.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 07:25 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:25 PM (vOgjQ)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:26 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:25 PM (vOgjQ)
Put the he/she in my chair. I'm a professional. He/she will get just the help she needs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:26 PM (O5Q3r)
And it's his wife's strapon, and she doesn't use it on him.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: I Cried at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (loZXu)
Nope. Sorry. He/She/It should be swinging at the end of a rope.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (O5Q3r)
Dirt bag should have got a smoke and blindfold then some fast acting lead poisoning.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (IWBQA)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (Hi5VO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:25 PM (vOgjQ)
Put the he/she in my chair. I'm a professional. He/she will get just the help she needs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (SjImc)
Does there have to be anesthetic? You could just "forget."
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 28, 2018 07:29 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (SjImc)
Hahaha....I keep seeing you ask him/she/it "Is it safe?"......
Whirrrrrrrrrr.........
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 07:29 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (xPl2J)
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:29 PM (SjImc)
How does a wacko like Manning get a security clearance in the first place?
Two words: Bronco Bama.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 07:29 PM (GdWl+)
He can move to Oregon, establish residency, and get the assisted suicide help he needs. Problem solved!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:29 PM (rdl6o)
12. You pee sitting down, never standing up, because patriarchy.
Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2018 07:30 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 07:30 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2018 07:30 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (IqV8l)
He is a stark example of the kind of enemy from within we face...in addition to the enemy we face from outside.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (Mkuv2)
.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (gC2IV)
Syrup? Don't have a sweet tooth. Now, brandy, or rum-soaked fruit, or bourbon... Otherwise, lay 5 strips of bacon on each piece, roll up, dip in butter and again in coffee.
Posted by: pogomip at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (PXUxh)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (Tyii7)
I don't get the Kurt Vonnegut reference, but at least I know who he was. Does The New Yorker target audience?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: NCKate at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (tobWf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: pogomip at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (PXUxh)
You and ace with the butter in the coffee stuff ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (RPXrN)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (MVjcR)
You're going to spoil that dog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:33 PM (CPfoe)
9. Your man thinks that Liberace was too butch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:33 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (GdWl+)
You're going to spoil that dog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:33 PM (CPfoe)
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Ha! Man, has that ship ever sailed!
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (GdWl+)
Your "man" finds Chelsea Manning fascinating.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (CPk08)
I don't get dogs. You give a nice piece of grilled steak and they inhale it.
ENJOY IT, you dummy!!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (G84Jb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (xU7mE)
Didn't even need a subscription!
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (HE81C)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (V2Yro)
I saw this linked yesterday, and I thought the part about obeying traffic laws when playing Grand Theft Auto was pretty funny.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R)
1. He always drinks soy milk with his avocado toast.
2. He refuses to have children out of his concern that they might one day grow up to oppress women.
3. He wears a bra out of sympathy for women.
4. He gives 22% of every paycheck to a female coworker to 'end the wage gap'.
5. The only time he ever watched football was to see the players kneel.
6. He only references books written by trans-women of color.
7. He openly cries whenever he sees any display of 'Toxic Masculinity'.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (C9Rdt)
Her Majesty has crossed into Kansas from Colorado and there are ugly storms ahead of her. She pulled into a rest area to wait and a sherriff's deputy who was said there are funnel clouds are over the place.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)
I've never understood that.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (0bRDi)
Probably the best thing to do is give your dog the bone with lots of meat still on it. That way, they can savor the steak.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (G84Jb)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Burley or Virginia bright is more commonly smoked before eating.
Fish just don't fit my pipe so well.
Posted by: pogomip at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (PXUxh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (E3XmB)
I don't get dogs. You give a nice piece of grilled steak and they inhale it.
ENJOY IT, you dummy!!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (G84Jb)
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Yep. Swallowed them whole and never chewed a bite. I guess when you only weigh ten pounds you learn to eat fast.
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (o1fzk)
One. Does. Not. Dissect. Gossamer.
Posted by: New Yorker Cartoon Editor at May 28, 2018 07:04 PM (6nAu3)
Wow. That's good.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (0bRDi)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (E3XmB)
ENJOY IT, you dummy!!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (G84Jb)
They probably think the same thing about people. "You're only going to eat that piece of steak ONE time?"
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2018 07:38 PM (fZuhk)
My sister would complain when her husband fed the dog under the table. Dog always knew where to sit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (MVjcR)
It's from evolution. From 2001: A Space Odyssey I know that in the Dawn of Time, if you didn't eat fast the tapirs stole your food.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:38 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:38 PM (eMKNe)
He has an awesome collection of Judy Garland records.
He knows how to wrap gifts.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:38 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (CPk08)
He has an awesome collection of Judy Garland records.
He knows how to wrap gifts.
Okay, 2/3 of those describe me.
And I'd be lying if I said there were 0 Judy Garland records in my house.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (eMKNe)
That means he's Chinese.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (RPXrN)
Don't forget to tune the piano.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (Tyii7)
But can you Tuna Boot?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:40 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Beartooth at May 28, 2018 07:40 PM (IWBQA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:41 PM (CPfoe)
More data needed to understand whether this was intended to be a slam or envy.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at May 28, 2018 07:41 PM (7oUUT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2018 07:41 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (eMKNe)
He , Max or Maxxie, has all the food a cat would ever want or need, but he eats each meal like it's his first and last? He was orphaned last year so we don't really know how he was brought up before.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:42 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:42 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 28, 2018 07:42 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:42 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2018 07:43 PM (Hi5VO)
A real tear jerker is Blackhawk down. So many points. Of course the topper being when Shughart and Gordon confirm that yes, they want to be put down at the crash site. Oops, that's a bit toxic in its masculinity.
I really teared up at graphic posted on the site this week showing the dog going to heaven and asking the grim reaper if he was a good boy and the reaper gives him a treat and says he heard he was the best boy... I just lost my best boy two years ago and I'll grieve that dog until the day I die. I don't know if that is toxic or not, but its a fact.
Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2018 07:43 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 28, 2018 07:44 PM (HE81C)
ENJOY IT, you dummy!!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (G84Jb)
Basic Training, Fort Sill.
Get food.
Sit on bench.
Inhale food.
Rush back to formation.
Repeat thrice daily for ten weeks.
All these years later I still have to consciously tell myself to slow the hell down and enjoy the flavors.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:45 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 07:45 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (yNyJy)
I am still laughing at the Leftists tweets about the "disgusting" and "tragic" cages that the illegal immigrants were in until they found out it was under Obama. then it was ok I guess.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: I Cried at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (loZXu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Weak Geek at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (a4DII)
Hadrian - Welcome to springtime in Kansas!
Posted by: UncleFester at May 28, 2018 07:47 PM (lx7UX)
2. When he goes into a sports bar to use the bathroom, he buys a glass of white wine to be polite.
...
The left is so over the top with the effeminate crap these days it's hard to tell
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (SiINZ)
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Taking this as a general ethical principle, this article is saying that the two guys in Starbucks were assholes. I agree with that point, at least.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2018 07:47 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Beartooth at May 28, 2018 07:47 PM (IWBQA)
Posted by: Bill Befort at May 28, 2018 07:48 PM (hJFOo)
ENJOY IT, you dummy!!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (G84Jb)
Basic Training, Fort Sill.
Get food.
Sit on bench.
Inhale food.
Rush back to formation.
Repeat thrice daily for ten weeks.
All these years later I still have to consciously tell myself to slow the hell down and enjoy the flavors.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:45 PM (Mkuv2)
Yeah, the basic training diet was the intermittent fasting diet of its day. Three meals, all you can eat in ten minutes. Of course for full effect, run around all day with a steel pot and rifle.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 07:48 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: sinalco at May 28, 2018 07:50 PM (yODqO)
Who was it that came up with the "Rainbow Bridge" idea about pets in heaven?
Posted by: qdpsteve
Jimi Hendrix?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (SjImc)
Welcome to springtime in Kansas!
Posted by: UncleFester
Yes, Her Majesty has been down this road before, so to speak.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Jimi Hendrix?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:50 PM (IqV8l)
That fits
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (eMKNe)
That means he's Chinese.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (RPXrN)
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That's not mutually exclusive. I think all the soy the asians consume prevents their males from being toxic.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 28, 2018 07:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 07:52 PM (LsBY9)
From poems written in the 80's and 90's and Norse mythology among others.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 07:52 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2018 07:52 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:52 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 07:48 PM (n13/j)
Yup. Full-on two hours of PT, including a three mile run (I was in the fast group, so it may have been longer) before breakfast.
Holy cow, past me was a stud. Being 29 sucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:53 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:54 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2018 07:54 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Robert Plant at May 28, 2018 07:54 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2018 07:54 PM (Hi5VO)
Posted by: Javems at May 28, 2018 07:55 PM (2SJE7)
Posted by: the cat at May 28, 2018 07:55 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (SjImc)
Does your cat have a sister? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 28, 2018 07:55 PM (A7bbI)
Does she still have a show? Why does she have a show?
Some of the Great Mysteries of Our Age I reckon.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Jimi Hendrix?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:50 PM
That fits
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM
it has nothing to do with rainbow stew
Posted by: Merle Haggard at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (KCxzN)
Oldest of eleven. The other ten would gang up on you.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (O5Q3r)
Also If 6 Was 9...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (rnAwa)
Don't know if any of the cobs see these but thanks for the threads today.
Good night horde
And if you can't sleep at 4am log in, I'll be here.
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (aC6Sd)
Yeah, the basic training diet was the intermittent fasting diet of its
day. Three meals, all you can eat in ten minutes. Of course for full
effect, run around all day with a steel pot and rifle.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 07:48 PM (n13/j)
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"Eat and get out".
Posted by: Javems at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (2SJE7)
No one could tell the difference.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:57 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (wUZ+I)
Hadrian, What did Finn do?
I
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2018 07:54 PM (Hi5VO)
He and Delilah were second in Brace class (because they weren't cooperating) and she pulled him from Breed competition. Poor guy had a bad case of nerves and she didn't think he would be a good advertisement for her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (zLDYs)
Before you become a commedian.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 07:48 PM (n13/j)
"You have ten minutes and ten minutes only to eat this fine, fine Navy chow."
I got my boy's down to about 15 minutes. It's eating. We got stuff to do.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (A7bbI)
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:59 PM (yNyJy)
CORRECTION THIS MORNING: Chelsea Manning fell out of her 7" stripper heels.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:59 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Pasha Antipov at May 28, 2018 07:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 08:00 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 28, 2018 08:00 PM (A7bbI)
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 08:00 PM (n13/j)
"You have ten minutes and ten minutes only to eat this fine, fine Navy chow."
So, five to eat and five for a cigarette?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 08:01 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 08:01 PM (uJ09Y)
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (wUZ+I)
Misspelled your second word, replace the St for a Capital C
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:01 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (eMKNe)
I don't know, but I think it was probably fairly recent.
There was the old classic Twilight Zone episode "The Hunt", which was written by Earl Hamner, Jr., who later created The Waltons. I don't know whether he invented that story himself or adapted an old folk tale. I suspect it was the latter. There's nothing wrong with that, by the way. Folk tales and folk music are passed down to the next generation by various means.
Anyway, I've watched that episode dozens of times and it never gets old.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:02 PM (sdi6R)
Yes, Her Majesty has been down this road before, so to speak.
In our numerous trips from Western Oregon to NE Oklahoma we learned to avoid the I-25/I-70 track and keep on I-80 through Nebraska. Cutting South at York, NE to catch I-135 at Salina.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 28, 2018 08:02 PM (IWBQA)
Posted by: Yo Mama at May 28, 2018 08:02 PM (HLTe8)
Because of Trump!!
Don't laugh. I think it's why most of these people still have fucking shows.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:02 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Yo Mama at May 28, 2018 08:02 PM (HLTe8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:03 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2018 07:43 PM (USf3s)
Yeah, that was a keeper.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2018 08:03 PM (0bRDi)
Posted by: tu3031
Exactly. I wonder what kind of ratings she has.
Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 08:03 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Pasha Antipov at May 28, 2018 07:59 PM (yQpMk)
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Fitting & funny as all hell, thanks for the belly laugh.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:03 PM (yNyJy)
Arthur Hunnicutt always played a great yokel.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:04 PM (yQpMk)
Remember those who served?
Hey assholes Memorial Day is about those that gave the last full sacrifice
Veterans Day is for those who served.
Is the left that fuckin dumb?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 08:04 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: robeartoe at May 28, 2018 08:04 PM (/ZCA9)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:05 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:05 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:05 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 08:05 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2018 08:05 PM (rnAwa)
I gotta admit, this Vegas opening for the Stanley Cup is the most Vegasy this ever!! I like it!
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:06 PM (2SCTA)
I really teared up at graphic posted on the site this week showing the dog going to heaven and asking the grim reaper if he was a good boy and the reaper gives him a treat and says he heard he was the best boy...
Posted by: Keith
They're waiting for us. "When we all get to heaven, what a day of rejoicing that will be!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 08:06 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 08:03 PM (8ikIW)
I can't even stomach the commercials I have to change it. No way this is based on humor and talent. I would guess it is like Air America and backed as a loss leader to the lefty philosophy. Then again, you can't underestimate bitterness and stupidity. So maybe her ratings are ok.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 08:07 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 28, 2018 08:07 PM (C9Rdt)
I made a mistake earlier today totally forgetting Vegas was in the finals. Still going to root for the Caps, because expansion team in its first year just ain't right.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:07 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:07 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:07 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (eMKNe)
Probably didn't gain us votes in Denver given that it slowed traffic, but it did annoy a lot of hipsters, and let them know that the Dems don't own this place.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (89T5c)
And by the way, Subjects - do not bother us. If you do, you will not like it."
Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (8z1xZ)
Posted by: Kudzu King at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (fNZwK)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:09 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:09 PM (r+sAi)
George Carlin made fun of environmentalists and the hypocrisy of white liberals just as much as he made fun of religious people and corporate "suits."
Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2018 08:09 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: tu3031
You deserved that and you know it!
- #'s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Posted by: pogomip at May 28, 2018 08:09 PM (PXUxh)
I've never used twitter. I prefer cuneiform. Libs really yell when the clay tablet hits them.
Posted by: George LeS at May 28, 2018 08:09 PM (59GGI)
Typical leftist buffoons. Too lazy to use their own product to get it right.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 08:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:10 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2018 08:10 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Irongrampa at May 28, 2018 08:11 PM (S/hVx)
I gotta admit, this Vegas opening for the Stanley Cup is the most Vegasy this ever!! I like it!
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:06 PM (2SCTA)
--Love it.
I hope Wayne Newton shows up again.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:11 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:11 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 28, 2018 08:11 PM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: Kudzu King at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (fNZwK)
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Remember all the times the boy borrowed your car when younger? Well.....payback time!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 08:12 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 08:10 PM (Tyii7)
Entirely intentional. Nothing about this is anything less than a thumb in the eye.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:12 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:13 PM (e7oj4)
Except that she loved dark chocolate. She had the usual lactase nonpersistence you'd expect from dogs (so, would often barf the milk chocolate) but somehow was immune to cacao. We could never be too careful with those boxes.
If there is doggeh heaven, we'll know where to find her, in the cacao forest.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:13 PM (6FqZa)
1) He can open a jar.2) He can step on a bug.3) He can take out the trash.4) He can go somewhere without asking directions.
5) He can grow hair on his face.
6) He has two testicles.
7) He has a penis.
Posted by: stumck at May 28, 2018 08:13 PM (IpZ/y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 08:13 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 08:14 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:15 PM (e7oj4)
I want to believe that the Tom Hardy pilot in Dunkirk wound up in this Stalag, if he didn't get an immediate SS bullet in the head for his troubles.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:15 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (eMKNe)
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If that is true she sure is hopscotching the 7 levels of grief.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:15 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (r+sAi)
So they keep going with "understated" in the hope that we'll all think it's Respectful.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (6FqZa)
"Are all American officers so ill-mannered?"
"About 99% of them."
"Cooler, Hilts, ten days."
""Captain Hilts."
"Twenty days."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (LsBY9)
1) He can open a jar.2) He can step on a bug.3) He can take out the trash.4) He can go somewhere without asking directions.
5) He can grow hair on his face.
6) He has two testicles.
7) He has a penis.
Posted by: stumck at May 28, 2018 08:13 PM (IpZ/y)
--Eight: He can drive stick shift
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:17 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:17 PM (YJa4N)
Story at NewsMax that Cindy McCain plans to succeed John in the Senate after his death.
Great ghost of Lurleen Wallace, they've discovered Alabama politics.
Run for your lives!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:17 PM (GdWl+)
No doubt his dying wish is that she fuck over his constituents for the rest of his term.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:17 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 28, 2018 08:18 PM (L+pr4)
Smells a lot like Argentine politics.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: goatexchange at May 28, 2018 08:18 PM (jhyFi)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (6FqZa)
I reject Google, just as I reject Satan. Because they are different faces of the same thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:18 PM (Mkuv2)
What's the matter, John doesn't have a daog or a horse that can serve?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (2SCTA)
Stalag, if he didn't get an immediate SS bullet in the head for his
troubles.
I have to say, Tom Hardy is a hell of an actor. He was the Jewish gangster in Peaky Blinders, and if I hadn't read it elsewhere, I would never have known it. I also heard he was in the running for the next James Bond. They could do a lot worse.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (LAe3v)
When he goes, I'd be checking that pillow for DNA.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:17 PM (YJa4N)
Meh.
If you're going slower and someone wants to go faster, it's polite driving to pull to the side out of their way.
Good road manners, doncha know?
They shouldn't tailgate but -
You're in the wrong on this one.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2018 08:20 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:20 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 28, 2018 08:20 PM (nILVB)
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I presume you finally got electricity restored? Last I saw ya the power company was still yanking the timeframe chain.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:21 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (md3fh)
They change the "rings" on the cup when one gets full.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (r+sAi)
They remove bands every decade or so and replace them with new ones for new winners.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (/tuJf)
If you're going slower and someone wants to go faster, it's polite driving to pull to the side out of their way.
Depends on the lane you occupy. If you're to the right, he's a douche. If you're to the left, and there are people who want to pass but you won't let them, it's you.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 28, 2018 08:23 PM (/aiGx)
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (LAe3v)
He is certainly one of my favorites. Very versatile. Can do comedy and full-on scary thug. If you haven't seen "Bronson" you need to do so. And Lawless. Very good movie despite the presence of Shia LaBeouf.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:23 PM (Mkuv2)
Your man cries at the end of "Silence of the Lambs" because Clarice has become just another cog in society's patriarchal suppression of transexuals.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2018 08:23 PM (9q7Dl)
No, no they don't. They value them coming out on top.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (loJzf)
Lord Stanley's cup? What happens when it gets too large to lift?
If I remember right, that's about the third Stanley Cup.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (yQpMk)
Already exist. Black Widow Nurses. Except that most of us [semi-]sane people think that chick serial killers are lowlife murdering scum like Dahmer. Who the hell wants more killers?
... oh right, another psycho would want that. Vegas seems to be bad at vetting teachers.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (6FqZa)
If you're going slower and someone wants to go faster, it's polite driving to pull to the side out of their way.
If I'm passing someone you can wait until I'm clear. It's also polite not to sit six inches off my back bumper flashing your lights.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (pV/54)
Yes, yes you are. In her prime, she was beyond smoking. She was incandescent.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:26 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:26 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 08:27 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:27 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:27 PM (YJa4N)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (yQpMk)
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Agreed. But Julie was hot in Beatty's movie Shampoo. And the NYORKER would recommend that movie except for Jack Warden who was boss.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (yNyJy)
and that's a good thing.
Posted by: martha stewart at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (uJ09Y)
They're not oblivious. They just enjoy the little frisson of power if gives them in their empty little lives.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (pV/54)
He was Shinzon in Star Trek Nemesis: that movie was not his fault.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (eMKNe)
Why should I inconvenience myself for someone who wants to speed?
Posted by: John Nestor at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: John Nestor
Excellent nic.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:29 PM (LAe3v)
Ummm...no. It's been around for a while. While I don't have a problem with the idea animals could be in heaven (C.S. Lewis talks about this idea in his book "The Great Divorce" I find the idea of a rainbow bridge kind of sappy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: John Nestor at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (6FqZa)
You're old.
Posted by: Butt-Head at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Butt-Head at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (LAe3v)
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Yep. Exactly this. My Mom, God Bless and take care of her, was one of those who would say "I'm going 70 in a 65 zone. That's fast enough!", while in the far left lane.
I tried to explain far left lane the passing lane is for those who chose to speed and that it was actually illegal to pass on the right. She never got it, or cared.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (I16G8)
Tom Hardy is a hell of an actor.
Caps commit stupid penalty, pays for it. Vegas 1-0.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (md3fh)
Vegas strikes first on the power play.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (6FqZa)
She's a fane of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," "Resident Evil," "Underworld," "Doomsday".....
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Right before he died in a hail of bullets on the 710, no doubt.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 08:33 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:33 PM (loJzf)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 28, 2018 08:34 PM (H8QX8)
Seriously his parents were elite athletes in the Soviet sports system, which amounts to the same.
I used to hate the idea of a Vegas NHL team, because the league is already badly overexpanded, but fuck anything in DC. Amiright?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:34 PM (pV/54)
A couple of sticks is likely OK but if a dog finishes a pack of Orbitz, for example, it can cause complete liver failure. My wife just saw that on a facebook post so we knew to be alarmed and it's very serious business. But you need a dammed warning label on this stuff.
Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2018 08:34 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: John Nestor
Excellent nic.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:29 PM (LAe3v)
Also, don't forget to signal.....
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2018 08:35 PM (EoRCO)
Plus he was banging that hawt German chick.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:35 PM (Mkuv2)
I get drunk on a gallon of milk
I wear footsies 'cuz my mama demands it
I wear panties made of lustrous pure silk
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:35 PM (eMKNe)
Do you think they regret the tradition of engraving everyone's name on
Lord Stanley's cup? What happens when it gets too large to lift?
If I remember right, that's about the third Stanley Cup.
The Cup has 5 bands holding 13 teams each. When the bottom band is filled, the oldest band is removed and sent to the Hockey Hall of Fame a new blank bottom band is installed.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:35 PM (O5Q3r)
Wow; Didn't know that. Hope your dog will be o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (vw6r3)
On this Memorial Day, I hope the Tommy Robinson political imprisonment wakes up the British we saved from the nazis. But I doubt it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
The other night you made a very nice metaphor about your kitty. I think.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (loJzf)
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (yNyJy)
I drive really slow,
In the ultrafast lane,
While people behind me,
Are going insane...
I'm an asshole!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (jeQxb)
Posted by: John Nestor
Excellent nic.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:29 PM (LAe3v)
Meh. Get in mah belly.
Posted by: The Barrel at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (A7bbI)
a sign your man's masculinity isn't toxic
1) his balls are in your Coach purse
2) "yes dear" is his middle name
3) the bumper sticker on his vehicle reads: "If mama ain't happy, nobody's happy"
) he gives the best pedicures!
5) you sleep in separate bedrooms because he snores
6) He goes to demonstrations with you.
7) your twin Priuses were his idea
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (uJ09Y)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (md3fh)
Of course I loved The Art of Racing in the Rain so it would be sweet if good boys get to move up to be men.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (yQpMk)
On this Memorial Day, I hope the Tommy Robinson political imprisonment wakes up the British we saved from the nazis. But I doubt it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (r+sAi)
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Ditto that.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (yNyJy)
Canadians are good allies to have. It's a short list. And your troops have earned their place on it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2018 06:44 PM (hyuyC)
I'm doing quite well really. I bought some hanging flower pots today. That was Faye's thing. So that has me feeling a touch moody.
Thanks for the information. I have a friend who was on a SWAT. I thought thought his kit weighed more than that.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (mMeIQ)
On this Memorial Day, I hope the Tommy Robinson political imprisonment wakes up the British we saved from the nazis. But I doubt it.
I rather doubt it too. They are beyond gone.
1984 has arrived in Formerly Great Britain.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (YJa4N)
I drive really slow,
In the ultrafast lane,
While people behind me,
Are going insane...
I'm an asshole!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM
*sings*
I like to park
in handicap spaces
while handicapped people
make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (r+sAi)
His only hope is that they transport him to Tasmania. Poor bloke is toast, you know, for the good of the Crown and all.
I mean hell, they've offed toddlers already.
I'll just stop talking now....
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (aljs9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (KP5rU)
This place is my own private wikipedia. Thanks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (yQpMk)
Has a man transitioning to a woman (with surgery) been "Chick-Filleted"?
Posted by: Miklos, conflict resolution consultant at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (zCyNd)
Mostly Dobermans and German Shepherds. I'm looking at you Blondi!
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (r+sAi)
Thanks, but if it used the rainbow bridge idea it was probably somebody else. I enjoy looking at rainbows. I like the idea of a rainbow as a covenant b/t God and humanity, but the way the rainbow symbol has been co-optd by gay rights people just tires me out. Maybe it's because I had to go to a Conference and there were people handing out rainbow stickers. One person who was doing that was someone I like so I didn't say "I don't want the darn thing"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (vw6r3)
So far so good. It's generally a high does leading to low blood sugar and a higher dose leading to liver failure, but there a lot of exceptions to the rule. Up to six sticks for a 20lb dog is generally OK. We should be out of the woods by tomorrow.
Now we have to check all the sugar free labels because dogs are dogs. It can be in hundreds of items.
Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk)
His first film role was Twombly in Blackhawk Down. Did Band of Brothers the same year. Heck of a start.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (l7Kbv)
But then again, what about the trans-men? Are they toxic? This whole toxic masculinity situation can be so confusing.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (RfnqA)
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (uJ09Y
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Smile. I first read that as twin purses. Evening booknlass.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (UdKB7)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (KP5rU)
Prague.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (6FqZa)
'
'
"If'n they try to cross that rainbow bridge, put the dogs on 'em"
Posted by: "Bull" Connor, member, Democratic National Committee at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (zCyNd)
I'll drive in the left lane if I know I'll be making a left turn up
ahead. I don't like to make a lane change at the last minute.
Posted by: rick
And that's fine; you aren't who we're discussing. However, if you do that for 10 miles, you're a douche.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (r+sAi)
White privilege.
Racist patriotism.
Hateful right to self defense.
My free speech is hate speech.
I think I see the ultimate objective here. It all
converges on me in a shallow grave. To get that done, first my self-respect, intellectual honesty, and survival instinct must be systematically eroded.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (t5m5e)
1984 has arrived in Formerly Great Britain.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (GdWl+)
I wrote it as a warning, not a blueprint, you fookin' wankers!
Posted by: Zombie Eric Blair at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (aljs9)
Well at least you won't be getting a hernia lifting the Stanley Cup. Did you know that they replace the rings with new ones every so often?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (KP5rU)
I don't think Blondi was complicit in the Holocaust.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (sdi6R)
They got in a gangland war with the Hounds of the Baskervilles.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (RfnqA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (GdWl+)
Airstrip One, please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (md3fh)
What about dogs that tailgate people?
Do they go to Heaven?
Or, impolite a-hole dogs who block up traffic and won't pull over?
Heaven for them?
And why, oh why, for the love of God are these dogs driving in the first place?
I mean, they're dogs!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 08:44 PM (uJ09Y)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:44 PM (KP5rU)
He was up there messing around with the steering wheel so we all just assumed he could drive.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (l7Kbv
Oops. You're right. Funny because I did not know he was Twombly until I re-watched BHD a year or so ago. I literally yelled "holy shit, that's Tom Hardy!" Cat yawned. Mrs. Mahon said "who?"
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (YJa4N
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Sure, just don't do it in the left (passing) lane and you are good. If you are in that lane and not actively passing somebody, the problem is you.
Police get to decide what is "fast enough". You don't.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (I16G8)
What about the Hounds of Hell?
Well, they're from there already, so they don't count.
Except as subjects for blues songs.
To wit, (three wit, even...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHAIgpih86E
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (GdWl+)
Cerberus? The 3 headed dog that guards hell?
Totally real. Totally.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Thundarr the Barbarian at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (9q7Dl)
Posts go by so fast and puter loads so slow it's hard to keep up.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (loJzf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (eMKNe)
True, dogs are trained to follow commands.
Hmmm...
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (sdi6R)
And that's fine; you aren't who we're discussing. However, if you do that for 10 miles, you're a douche.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (LAe3v)
THIS, and when 3 lanes of drivers are nice enough to make a space for you to sneak out at a backed up light and you come flying down the turn lane from a mile away, you are a fuckwad.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (aljs9)
Posted by: American Soy Producers Association at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (r+sAi)
How to turn your hellhound into a lap dog.
Posted by: The New Yorker at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (RfnqA)
It's good to know I have the intellect to defeat a type of weasel.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (LAe3v)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:44 PM (KP5rU)
I'm not sure. Obama would have him in Chile.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (uJ09Y)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (KP5rU)
political imprisonment wakes up the British we saved from the nazis. But
I doubt it.
I rather doubt it too. They are beyond gone.
1984 has arrived in Formerly Great Britain.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (GdWl+)
So what was the point of Brexit? Was it just some internet flash mob? Did they decide Brussels was too laissez-faire? Why go throuth with it and come to this?
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (md3fh)
Totally real. Totally.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (/tuJf)
Guy works for me. Woof!
Posted by: Pluto at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (zCyNd)
He'll be back to sort you out with the rest of his gaze, tonight.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (E3XmB)
Police get to decide what is "fast enough". You don't.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (loJzf)
1984 has arrived in Formerly Great Britain.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (GdWl+)
The clock has struck 13 in Airstrip One
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (SiINZ)
Please to be seeing my single digit salute to you.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (aljs9)
The Conservatives are the British version of the GOPe. Notice that they still haven't left the EU.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (yQpMk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk
Posted by: Mike K at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (s170V)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (KP5rU)
I'm sure there are carrots in Chile. --Chili? ...no.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (Ckg4U)
The 1700's fops with their face powder, lace, and beauty patches were reincarnated as today's hipsters and metrosexuals.
Posted by: The New Yorker at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (RfnqA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:50 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:50 PM (O5Q3r)
The rules of the road exist for a reason.
Basically you should drive with the express intent of being the least intrusive as possible to the other drivers and/or the flow of traffic.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (E3XmB)
I think I'll kill myself.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (NoLse)
Is that wrong? Because I'm thinking that's a good thing.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (4y/0F)
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (LAe3v)
Only temporarily. While you gloat in this skirmish's victory, he is spending every waking weasel moment figuring out a new plan of attack.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (RfnqA)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:52 PM (YJa4N)
A dog with three heads should have 3 balls, right?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:52 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:52 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (yQpMk)
Double posted somehow.
eh. Pointless now.
Was gonna do some kind of GOP "wull, at least we tried 'n' stuff, goll."
seems weak at this point.
Carry on.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:52 PM (YJa4N)
In my world there is no such thing.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (zLDYs)
Where are their brains? When that happens I condemn them as dangerous drivers, throttle up and quickly pass the danger.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (loJzf)
Limited only by your truculence, Sir!
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (E3XmB)
It's good to know I have the intellect to defeat a type of weasel.
While I, on the other hand, cannot buy a garbage can that will defeat the little bastard tree rats around Casa Backwardio. I just got a new one last week and they've already chewed through the lid and spread garbage everywhere.
I'm seriously considering a metal can.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: gp at May 28, 2018 08:54 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:54 PM (E3XmB)
I was in the left lane behind a truck, so I couldn't see what was going on ahead. My lane wasn't moving. Cars were passing me in the right lane.
So I got over into the right lane and immediately saw that a police car was sitting there up ahead with its lights on. So I got back into the left lane.
Meanwhile, cars kept going by in the right lane. I eventually figured out that the numbnuts drivers ahead of me were letting them in when they got to the police car, which meant that I was going nowhere back where I was.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (yQpMk)
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Exactly. I feel sorry for the people of GB that are outnumbered & not on board with this lefty crap. It's like CA, I got family & friends there, and it is really bad & really sad.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (yNyJy)
I think that Trash Panda is the best recently invented term.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (TI1a/)
Which is why the Brits can leave the EU. Once tied to a common currency it's really hard to split off.
Which is one of the many reasons why the idea of a US national divorce is silly, unless we have the End of Days.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (e7oj4)
...you see a tortoise...
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That should be narrated in a Rod Serling voice.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (RfnqA)
I'm seriously considering a metal can.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (GdWl+)
A shiny metal ass would definitely improve you, meatbag.
Posted by: Bender at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (E3XmB)
Well, nobody in Vegas is from Vegas so...probably.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:50 PM (O5Q3r)
Same with DC area. It is like the battle of the waiting lobbies.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (loJzf)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (rhR3K)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (yQpMk)
There are 2 types of people in the world.
Idiots
and Me.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (yQpMk)
Grump is exactly correct!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (QLvwG)
Right into the back of a Semi.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (rhR3K)
Felling trees or grandchildren?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (RfnqA)
Posted by: Cosda at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (H8vZL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (fA1SL)
I can't tell whether the cartoons are making fun of nontoxic masculines, or if they're on the level, or double-secret-ironic, or what. I do know that I did not laugh at any of them. It's humor-free to me.
Posted by: gp at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (mk9aG)
Most notable is the increase in "cocktail products
live" which increased by 616.08% in the reporting period.
I actually looked this up.
No apparent vermouth exports from Chile.
Posted by: Miklos, trade economist at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:52 PM (YJa4N)
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Well, since you asked so nicely and all, can you explain to the class of idiots that you are apparently speaking to whether or not you are in the passing lane, not the speed you feel is enough or not lane, when this happens to poor, pitiful you?
Do tell.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM (e7oj4)
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That should be narrated in a Rod Serling voice.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (RfnqA)
*sheds a single tear*
Posted by: Dave Holden at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM (NL6wI)
Ruh roh, Ruh roh
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM (loJzf)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (loJzf)
I call them Remora drivers. When another car going faster comes along, they will suck up to them instead.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (QLvwG)
Also, never be in the top 10%
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (sdi6R)
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Bummer, and I've seen that happen too, but I've also seen HP taking down tag numbers to issue tickets for that BS.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (yQpMk)
"Whatsa behind me, ees not important".
*pulls off and discards rear view mirror"
Posted by: Miklos; first rule of Italian driving at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:02 PM (uJ09Y)
Also, never be in the top 10%
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (pV/54)
^This
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 28, 2018 09:02 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (fA1SL)
Under international law, Israel's occupation of the Palestinian territories is illegal, and Palestinians have a right to "armed struggle" against their illegal occupier - Israel - thus ipso facto Palestinians have a right to defend themselves against Israel, but Israel's right to defend itself against Palestinian resistance is not guaranteed in the same manner.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (+y/Ru)
I get a slight case of schandenfreude when I'm going a little over the
speed limit and someone nonetheless has to pass me and then we meet at
the red light.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (RfnqA)
lol, nice description. We all do that. They seem like over anxious wankers that don't know what they are doing.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (n13/j)
*pulls off and discards rear view mirror"
Ah, a Cannonball Run reference. Nice
Posted by: Beartooth at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (IWBQA)
I did earlier this year. I had one that killed 3 of my chickens. I used a box trap with a rat trap inside. The thing looked like a ferret to me. Hard to believe it was taking down full size chickens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2018 09:04 PM (98LLu)
Posted by: Dave Holden at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM (NL6wI)
*sheds AUTHENTIC tear*
Posted by: Iron Eyes Miklos at May 28, 2018 09:04 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 09:04 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: The New Yorker at May 28, 2018 09:04 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:05 PM (yQpMk)
Happy is the man who owns two fists of the SMR. Nice. You reblued those, no?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:05 PM (fA1SL)
*oof*
That'll get you killed around here. ...and I may be the perpetrator.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 09:05 PM (Ckg4U)
* Law enforcement comes to mind. Driving anywhere there are curvy mountain roads is probably the worst, though. So many locals go into the opposite oncoming lanes in blind curves day in and day out, because they've never had a head-on 100mph+ wreck yet!
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 28, 2018 09:05 PM (vDapD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (yQpMk)
There was a Gum thread? And nobody texted me?
Posted by: Lisa Page, recommended by 4 out of 5 periodontists at May 28, 2018 09:06 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2018 09:06 PM (wUZ+I)
I continue to be amazed that some idiots can't comprehend the idea that there are times when you are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:06 PM (NoLse)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (tEZwJ)
Did you give it the ole rain barrel crash dive?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2018 09:06 PM (wUZ+I)
And conserves blinker fluid.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (QLvwG)
I don't care. I find the slowest guy, hang back 20 car lengths and match his speed. I'm retired, and plan trips so I'm never in a hurry to get anywhere. Gentle uninterrupted music playing in the car, no yammering DJs. I'm so calm I don't give road-ragers, idiots and a-holes a second of reaction.
Posted by: gp at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (mk9aG)
Wait I thought it was racist to suggest people actually buy something when they use the bathroom of a business.
Posted by: Huck at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (RKfhi)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 09:04 PM (md3fh)
Very effective. Except for one or two times when it turned out I was the bear bait. Nevertheless, going on a decade without a speeding ticket. I likes them odds!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (fA1SL)
My dad used to say, "Horn works. Now try your brakes."
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (2xR5z)
Ruh roh, Ruh roh
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM
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Hear that, second verse same as the first.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (Tyii7)
sitting in front of a fan, trying to cope.
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (uJ09Y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 09:08 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (+y/Ru)
_____
I think Christians and Jews should consider the metes and bounds issued in the Bible as law.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:08 PM (loJzf)
--
Part of what I love about the South is that there are still places where people will sit behind someone for five to ten seconds at a green light because it's still seen as impolite to honk just because someone might not've noticed it has changed. And when you do finally honk, it's a quick one to just try and draw attention to what's going on, not a vehicular F*CKYOULET'SGETMOVINGYOUPIECEOF...
Those places are drying up with the locust infestation, but they do still exist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 28, 2018 09:08 PM (vDapD)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:05 PM (yQpMk)
Paisan! Hey you gotta try Gramma's Sicilian/Sioux fusion spaghetti.
*secret-both anchovies AND buffalo*
Posted by: Iron Eyes Miklos at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (zCyNd)
Just the one on the left, Milos. I first browned it, the blued it. You can still see some pits through the refinishing.
The one on the right, Marko, has no rust, just wear, so I'm leaving it original.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (E3XmB)
Did you give it the ole rain barrel crash dive?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (yQpMk)
Not sure I'm familiar with that one?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (98LLu)
it's 85 with 59% humidity here in west central illinois after 8pm.
sitting in front of a fan, trying to cope.
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (uJ09Y)
That is a crisp, spring evening in SE Texas.
Posted by: Count de Monet summer nights are 92 degrees at 11pm with 85 pct humidity at May 28, 2018 09:10 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2018 09:10 PM (tEZwJ)
Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2018 09:10 PM (rhR3K)
Under international law, Israel's occupation of the Palestinian territories is illegal, and Palestinians have a right to "armed struggle" against their illegal occupier - Israel - thus ipso facto Palestinians have a right to defend themselves against Israel, but Israel's right to defend itself against Palestinian resistance is not guaranteed in the same manner.
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I should have added, this is from "journalist" C.J. Werleman.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2018 09:10 PM (+y/Ru)
This and gesticulating wildly.
My father taught me how to drive Italian.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (n13/j)
Heh. I married one of them. it's the source of plenty of good natured ribbing, and nights sleeping on the couch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (Mkuv2)
557 what you talkin about, Krebs?
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:02 PM (uJ09Y)
This thread started as a The New Yorker thread. I merely was reciting Iowahawk's observation that every New Yorker cartoon can be captioned with "I think I'll kill myself."
Sorry for the confusion.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (NoLse)
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (uJ09Y)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Huh.
I've never seen an idiot on the freeway...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (zfrbv)
Posted by: Gem at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2018 09:12 PM (wUZ+I)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (fA1SL)
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Did a lot a driving south of the border?
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:12 PM (loJzf)
Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2018 09:12 PM (8z1xZ)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (E3XmB)
Did somebody say "From the waist down?"
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at May 28, 2018 09:12 PM (T71PA)
595 True Fact : 80% of the bodies temperature regulation occurs from the waist down.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (E3XmB)
What happens if the body has no discernable waist?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (NoLse)
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Exclusive -- Zinke Calls for Border Wall: "A Nation Without Borders Can't Exist" | Breitbart
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (y3aQB)
That's where you drop the livetrap into a 55 gallon barrel of water to terminate the vermin.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (yQpMk)
I've been eyeing yet another CZ52. This one is minty, but it looks as if someone decided to start a homebrew refinishing job and then quit once he got it down to the white. I've priced a proper grey-green parkerizing job, but I can't make the numbers work.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (fA1SL)
non turn signal types burn my arse. Easily the biggest pet peeve.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (n13/j)
Heh. I married one of them. it's the source of plenty of good natured ribbing, and nights sleeping on the couch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (Mkuv2)
it happens. Politics, religion yes, but who thinks to ask about turn signals?
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (fA1SL)
good, just wanted to acknowledge that. . . .I didn't get the reference. sorry
glad you're not really saying it
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (uJ09Y)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (loJzf)
Posted by: Minuteman at May 28, 2018 09:15 PM (ANlnW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2018 09:15 PM (tEZwJ)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:12 PM (loJzf)
I remember going to Matamoros as a kid with my family and my aunt an uncle's family. First stop sign we came across after the bridge, we saw a taxi mow down a pedestrian.
It was, well, illuminating.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:15 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Caring, Selfless Teacher at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (yQpMk)
Oh, that's a good idea.
That little vampire got his neck snapped by the trap, so there was no extermination necessary on my part, but I have had to kill rats before caught in a trap. I usually just stomp their head with some good boots, but I like your alternative better.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (98LLu)
There is a good recipe for diy parking using battery guts and acid. Let me go find the link.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2018 09:15 PM (tEZwJ)
As well as several small orbiting satellites.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (NoLse)
H8ter!!!
Posted by: Tattoo'ed blue hair chick at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:17 PM (n13/j)
(British political site.)
I was wondering if there is any information on the comments there being switched off, and whether it was possibly related to the Tommy Robinson gag order.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2018 09:17 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 09:17 PM (YJa4N)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (O5Q3r)
618 Use a turn signal for a lane change and that slot will close.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (loJzf)
Was that Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity or his Theory of General Relativity?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (NoLse)
it happens. Politics, religion yes, but who thinks to ask about turn signals?
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (n13/j)
She blames it on being from Ohio.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (yNyJy)
thread.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM
600+ comments in, and the original topic is still being referenced?
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (DMUuz)
Sure, she does. It's just 'internal', is all.
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (cp1if)
1. doesn't care what kind of guns he has as long as he has some2. will literally kill anyone who harms/ threatens his loved ones3. thinks steak is a good side dish for steak4. goes into a sports bar to use the pisser and doesn't come out until the game is over or whenever the fuck he feels like coming out5. knows the essential systems of a car and how to diagnose/fix most problems6. thinks that without hard hits, flagrant fouls and the occasional fight, sports aren't worth watching.7. if you call him a cuck he will punch you in the neck.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Don't tell me what I can and can't do, you brute!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (QLvwG)
If you keep your tire pressure and blinker fluid at recommended levels, you will get better mileage and save the earth.
Posted by: Prof. B. Obama at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (zCyNd)
Exactly. Especially Truex Jr.
Posted by: Kyle Busch Fan Club at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (89T5c)
Chucks his recyclables in with the normal trash.
Women swoon at the thought.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (98LLu)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 09:17 PM (YJa4N)
Are there such places, other than inside tunnels? I've lived in the west all my life. We don't abide such restrictions 'round here.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at May 28, 2018 09:20 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:20 PM (yQpMk)
family and my aunt an uncle's family. First stop sign we came across
after the bridge, we saw a taxi mow down a pedestrian.
It was, well, illuminating.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:15 PM (Mkuv2)
What age and sex for maximum points?
Posted by: Death Race 2000 at May 28, 2018 09:21 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Caring, Selfless Teacher
You'll work 180 days a year, whether you like it or not!
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2018 09:21 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2018 09:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Read that earlier today. Hitler would have approved greatly of Werleman's piece. Which means both can EABOD.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 09:21 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: DR.WTF?
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Just go a little jiggly.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:22 PM (loJzf)
Posted by: Death Race 2000 at May 28, 2018 09:21 PM (QLvwG)
Middle-aged mestizo man. That's all I remember.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:22 PM (Mkuv2)
I'm always armed and that keeps the relative importance of things in perspective.
Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2018 09:23 PM (8z1xZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Caring, Selfless Teacher at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (XoAz
And 40 days of vacation every (half) year. Because for the children.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 09:25 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (89T5c)
Inshallah.
Posted by: Mullah Miklos at May 28, 2018 09:25 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:22 PM (Mkuv2)
Meh. Those are a dime a dozen.
Posted by: Carmageddon at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (NL6wI)
654 I want the entire summer off, for the children.
Posted by: Caring, Selfless Teacher at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (XoAz
And 40 days of vacation every (half) year. Because for the children.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (l7Kbv)
And they buy materials for their work! (As if there isn't any single other professional or profession where that happens.)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (NoLse)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:22 PM (Mkuv2)
Women are worth 10 points more than men in all age categories. Over 40 (middle age) is worth triple points!
Posted by: Death Race 2000 at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2018 09:28 PM (8z1xZ)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at May 28, 2018 09:28 PM (V+03K)
Barn burner of a game tonight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (LsBY9)
--LMAO, is there also a bounce-ball game tonight?
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:28 PM (e7oj4)
I'm always armed and that keeps the relative importance of things in perspective.
Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2018 09:23 PM (8z1xZ)
I've adopted the same thing over the years. I've learned that being vigilant and defensive is the best policy. Mkes for an easier commute.
I save rage for egregious things, like driving though a very busy intersection while looking DOWN AT YOUR *&(^*^&&^^$%^$ PHONE!
Seriously. You're not Chuck Yeager. Pay attention! Eedeeyote!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:28 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:30 PM (loJzf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (LsBY9)
Heh.
Posted by: Amish pyromaniac at May 28, 2018 09:30 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Caring, Selfless Teacher at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (XoAz
And 40 days of vacation every (half) year. Because for the children.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (l7Kbv)
"Educators". They like to be called "educators" now.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 09:31 PM (O5Q3r)
666 Ace first post tomorrow: 2PM EST.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:30 PM (loJzf)
A prediction and post 666?
Ace is doomed! Doomed!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:31 PM (NoLse)
And he'll have a lede already covered by us this weekend, with more insight.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 09:31 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Peterman at May 28, 2018 09:31 PM (wUZ+I)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (yQpMk)
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She was miscast, IMO.
Especially at the beginning, where they try to pass her off as a teen schoolgirl. Nope.
And there is ZERO chemistry between her and Sharif.
I think she was great in Darling, Shampoo, The Go-Between, etc. But she just didn't convince me in Dr. Z. at any level.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 28, 2018 09:32 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:30 PM (loJzf)
Oooh, The Devil's post: I mark this as true.
*mutters a couple of Hail Mary's to ward off evil*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:32 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:32 PM (QLvwG)
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Seven Signs That Your Man's Masculinity Is Nontoxic
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Uhhm... all the swallowing has caused no ill effects?
Posted by: Shep! at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (zfrbv)
The New Yorker has the Ziggy cartoons, right?
Posted by: Peterman at May 28, 2018 09:31 PM (wUZ+I)
Just a comment on everyday mores, a slice of life.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (n13/j)
There was an article titled "How to Fly Low" in, I think, Car and Driver back in the late 80's, and the first rule was finding a rabbit, as has been mentioned. Other rule I remember - don't drive a flashy car.
Don't have a custom license plate either. Witnesses remember those better.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (l7Kbv)
They are called "in service days".
That's when we divvy up the union dues, and PAR-TAY!!!
Posted by: For the Children Retirement Fund at May 28, 2018 09:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:34 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (2SCTA)
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Jean at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (MS0+a)
I will NOT be the first poster on the ONT.
I'm watching baseball and I can't be bothered.
...if that wasn't you question, ask me another. I won't answer because I'm watching baseball.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 09:36 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Shep! at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (RVcmP)
Speak for yourself, Shep.
Posted by: A Ficus at May 28, 2018 09:36 PM (C9Rdt)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (e7oj4)
Ben Roethlisberger would express it differently.
Posted by: Miklos, moderately attentive at May 28, 2018 09:36 PM (zCyNd)
Women are worth 10 points more than men in all age categories. Over 40 (middle age) is worth triple points!
They should be worth less since they're slow and easy to hit.
Kids should be triple points because aware and agile. Plus, chasing them down is fun.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:36 PM (GdWl+)
685 games almost half over and only two field goals.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (n13/j)
A double Garo? Whooooie, those are rare 'ums!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:37 PM (NoLse)
I saw a haji get mowed down in the Middle East. Nobody stopped. Real fucked up.
how did you know it was a hajji? do they get a hat?
Posted by: Anachronda denounces himself at May 28, 2018 09:38 PM (2//jc)
It's so thoughtful to explain. "Oh, hey, if you're wondering why I slammed on the brakes, it's because I'm turning right here!"
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 28, 2018 09:38 PM (0jtPF)
I was wondering the same thing about Guido.
I haven't checked his site in a year, but if anybody were to ignore that D-notice, it would be him. His servers are in Ireland.
Posted by: Weak Geek at May 28, 2018 09:38 PM (a4DII)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (NoLse)
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One of my sisters is a suburban Chicagashu former educator, principal, and then a school district administrator. She is all about that shit. She makes more, on her own, than the average family of 4 in this Country. Yet she now rails about her low pay.
When I point out her pension and lifetime bennies, she states that this is because of the "low teacher pay".
She has not been a "teacher" for 20 years. WTF?
I choose to avoid her by only texting when family events dictate I do so.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 09:39 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: CM9000 at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (YJa4N)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (yQpMk)
First Ferry off Fire Island is at 8 am.
So, probably by 1.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (E3XmB)
How do you know?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (wYseH)
It's so thoughtful to explain. "Oh, hey, if you're wondering why I
slammed on the brakes, it's because I'm turning right here!"
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 28, 2018 09:38 PM (0jtPF)
When RPGs become standard equipment on cars those asshats will have been the inspiration.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (9Om/r)
I'm looking for a war movie but there aren't any on, unless you county Great Escape.
Posted by: ALH at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (yQpMk)
12:01 am
But the post itself will say 1:42PM
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (yQpMk)
And the first comment will have 11:52 AM as a timestamp.
Posted by: A Ficus at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (C9Rdt)
Predicting an early Ace post at 12:23.
Posted by: CM9000 at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (YJa4N)
Are you people unaware that hobo season opens at midnight? Sheesh.
Posted by: Miklos, tzampotli expander at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (zCyNd)
I choose to avoid her by only texting when family events dictate I do so.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 09:39 PM (I16G
--Yeah, if being a "teacher" is such a shitty slog, why is it so hard for me to get a job as one?
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (e7oj4)
The New Yorker has the Ziggy cartoons, right?
Posted by: Peterman
They have Zaggy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (IqV8l)
Goofus and Goofuser?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (C9Rdt)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:43 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 09:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (E3XmB)
How do you know?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (wYseH)
Garrett has to rouse the militia.
Posted by: Miklos, taking a defensive stance at May 28, 2018 09:44 PM (zCyNd)
All your crazy driver stories are merely a lead-in to the all the stories I have of narrowly escaping touristas, many of whom have never driven a car, or driven one on the right (normal) side of the road.
If I was King, I'd make them paint each and every rental car in America that super-bright international orange color so regular responsible drivers will be prepared for idiots doing 30mph in a 60mph zone, making sudden and unannounced turns and lane changes at any moment and doing 20 on an on-ramp to the interstate where everyone else is doing 80 in a 50 zone (like that idiot Saturday night. WTF was he thinking?)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:45 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 28, 2018 09:45 PM (7LY+6)
Taking bets on when Ace shows up tomorrow?
That depends upon how many showings of Soylo, A Soy Wars Story he guiltily viewed today.
* low blow *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:46 PM (NoLse)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:45 PM (GdWl+)
20mph on the on-ramp?
That is fucking luxury around here.
How about stopping...as in FULL STOP? Then creeping out five feet, then making a fucking hard left into the right lane to accelerate to highway speed?
That is my life.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2018 09:47 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:47 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (9Om/r)
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Screw the rpg, I want a mini-gun. Though, I will settle for a Ma Deuce.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 28, 2018 09:48 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (7+qdf)
Tweedle-Dum and Even-Tweedler-Dum.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:48 PM (Mkuv2)
But they answered the call when their Regiment was called up.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 28, 2018 09:49 PM (brIR5)
CBD, we have those too.
For every bad driver in the world, there are two more down here. It keeps you on your toes, that's for sure.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:49 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: ALH at May 28, 2018 09:50 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (9Om/r)
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Screw the rpg, I want a mini-gun. Though, I will settle for a Ma Deuce.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 28, 2018 09:48 PM (WEBkv)
Paintball markers. Highway Patrol then pulls over and cites/fines asshats with multiple hits. The drivers have spoken and voted you off the roadways.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:50 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:51 PM (E3XmB)
Posted by: ALH at May 28, 2018 09:50 PM (oIcPq)
Doesn't matter, bcuz time machine.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:51 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:46 PM (NoLse)
The best kinds of blows
Always take place down low
Done by a him or a her
Yeah, sure it blows
Res ipsa loquitur
Posted by: Miklos, I only had a couple, officer at May 28, 2018 09:52 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: CM9000 at May 28, 2018 09:53 PM (YJa4N)
Gallagher on stupid drivers -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLmIR6MOFiE
Audio sucketh mightily.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:53 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: ALH at May 28, 2018 09:54 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:46 PM (NoLse)
My favorite kind of blows.
Posted by: Bill C. in Chappaqua at May 28, 2018 09:54 PM (C9Rdt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:50 PM (QLvwG)
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Oooooh. I likey!
Genius!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 28, 2018 09:54 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:55 PM (loJzf)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:59 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: vivi at May 28, 2018 10:22 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Alec Rawls at May 28, 2018 10:42 PM (wh9C3)
retirement cash hobby. Salt bluing, rust bluing, Parkerizing and sand
blasting. I have the space, I just need some bigger tanks and burners.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:20 PM (yQpMk)
You can get stainless chafing dishes at a restaurant supply house, or get used ones if you are lucky, just ask at a restaurant. You can probably find them at Cash and Carry too.
You might look at the Stansport or Camp King propane burners/stoves at Walmart or similar store. The Camp Kings are very sturdy, I use mine to run pressure cookers in the back yard and you can control heat pretty well with them.
I have a bud who used to to parkerization and used 50 cal cans to work in since they would seal between cooking.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 10:50 PM (2K6fY)
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