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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/22/18 )
When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it. Frederic Bastiat
Quote II
Always love your country - but never trust your government! Robert Novak
Quote III
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. Robert A. Heinlein
Citizens for Waters has already paid $42,862 to the congresswoman’s daughter, Karen Waters, since the beginning of 2017, FEC files show. The campaign is scheduled to pay the younger Waters another $65,000 for her “professional services” working on a “slate mailer,” according to the most recent FEC files.
Who says the US Navy can not make chicken salad out of chicken shit?
What does it look like when the military is told to "make it happen" for political ends, knows it isn't possible, but with a squinted eye and a bit of creative painting makes it look like they're following orders?
What song was The Who's big hit, "My Generation"? Yeah, I hope I die before I get old Andrea Mitchell.
Glenn who?
Has NetFlix jumped the political shark? One subscriber thinks so.
Given that I’m a conservative, one might be inclined to believe my choice to leave Netflix is predicated upon the company’s most recent decision to partner with Barack and Michelle Obama’s new company, called “Higher Ground Productions,” to produce loads of new content. And in a way, I guess that’s correct. But this choice by Netflix has not alone led me to this decision. Rather, this was the straw that finally broke the camel’s back -- the latest in a series of indicators that the network has become little more than a propaganda arm for radical left-wing political actors.I'll give it a wait and see look.
The class clown graduates. Wait, he wasn't in the class?.
Local comedian Jaron Myers heard all you had to do to walk across the stage at graduation was hand a piece of paper with your name on it to the person announcing the graduates to the crowd. So he decided he was going to give it the ol' college try. The Mount Vernon native, who flunked out of Evangel and has never been enrolled at Missouri State, bought a cap and gown before Friday's graduation ceremonies and walked across the JQH Arena stage.
Well, that certainly is a way to minimize those student loans.
May 22, 1950, Born on this day, Bernie Taupin, English lyricist, poet, and singer and Elton John's long-time song writing partner. Rod Stewart, Cher, The Motels, John Waite, Starship and Alice Cooper have all recorded his songs. In 1967, Taupin answered an advertisement placed in the UK music paper New Musical Express by Liberty Records, a company that was seeking new songwriters, Elton John responded to the advertisement, and the pair were brought together. via thisdayinmusic.com
May 22, 1962, Born on this day, Jesse Valenzuela, from American rock band Gin Blossoms, who had the 1994 UK top 30 hit single 'Hey Jealousy', from their first major label album, New Miserable Experience (1992). via thisdayinmuscic.com
Do tax laws influence behavior? Just ask Craig Mitchell of Yoker, Glasgow.
A man took a 300-mile round trip to evade Scotland's new minimum alcohol pricing law. Craig Mitchell, from Yoker, Glasgow, drove down to Carlisle in the North of England to get his hands on his favourite Hawksridge Cider.
In Scotland, the beverage jumped from £2.15 for a two-litre bottle to £5.75 following the introduction of the controversial legislation. Now, a 50p minimum price per unit is in place. The move has effectively banned cheap deals on booze in Scotland.
A man and his girlfriend have been busted in Florida for joyriding in a motorized shopping cart from Walmart to a local dive bar. Surveillance video at a Walmart in Largo captured Jeffry Sabiel, 50, and Santa Walters, 32, stealing the shopping cart reserved for handicapped customers, Largo Patch reported.
Not only did he piss off the police, he screwed up munchie hours at this fast food joint. Genius Award Winner.
Deputies were called to the Wendy's on U.S. 1 at approximately 7:18 p.m. Saturday. Weber was on the roof of the restaurant making threats, according to a police report. A deputy climbed a ladder on the building to try to make contact with Weber, but he stood over the ladder and raised a large block of wood over the deputy's head, saying he would hit him, according to the report. The deputy jumped down from the ladder and Weber remained on the rooftop for approximately 4 1/2 hours, the report said.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 22, 2018 10:22 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2018 10:22 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2018 10:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 22, 2018 10:22 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Moron Yoda at May 22, 2018 10:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2018 10:22 PM (9rIkM)
(Do not let it be like Florida Man would.)
https://tinyurl.com/ycq22qt2
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at May 22, 2018 10:22 PM (pHCqZ)
The first of May, often referred to as "International Workers Day", and better known as "May Day" (or alternatively, Victims of Communism Day), was proposed to be an official paid holiday in California schools, if AB 3042 passes
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14629
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2018 10:22 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2018 10:23 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2018 10:23 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at May 22, 2018 10:23 PM (yJRQq)
Posted by: Winston at May 22, 2018 10:23 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2018 10:23 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at May 22, 2018 10:24 PM (g32Cf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 10:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:24 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:24 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at May 22, 2018 10:25 PM (8ZeGS)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:25 PM (+lOpA)
And + 6.022 x 10²³ for the Robert A. Heinlein quote.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 10:25 PM (hyuyC)
++++
I just pirate their shit anyway, so no biggie.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 22, 2018 10:25 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:25 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 22, 2018 10:26 PM (kufk0)
A very satisfying ONT, thanks.
Posted by: backbeatbaby at May 22, 2018 10:26 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 22, 2018 10:26 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:26 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Miklos, feeling a bit peckish at May 22, 2018 10:27 PM (zCyNd)
Reminded me of carefree times.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2018 10:27 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2018 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: backbeatbaby at May 22, 2018 10:26 PM
Indeed!
*lights cigarette...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2018 10:28 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2018 10:28 PM (KP5rU)
The first of May, often referred to as "International Workers Day", and better known as "May Day" (or alternatively, Victims of Communism Day), was proposed to be an official paid holiday in California schools, if AB 3042 passes
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14629
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2018 10:22 PM (itfg0)
Yep. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 10:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:29 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: eleven
When the man is Hollywood, absofuckinglutely yes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 10:29 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Tarzan at May 22, 2018 10:29 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 10:29 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:26 PM
Oooooh! I'll wear an eye patch for you, matey! Arrrrrrrrrr!
Posted by: Shep!, now with even more Shep at May 22, 2018 10:29 PM (DMUuz)
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14629
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2018 10:22 PM (itfg0)
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I wonder who can represent us in the national divorce. I propose we retain custody of vital shipping and remain flexible on where the Danzig Corridor goes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:29 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Tarzan at May 22, 2018 10:29 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Winston at May 22, 2018 10:29 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 10:30 PM (3Pma+)
New hip and I get the good drugs. See ya on the other side, Morons and ' Ettes.
Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2018 10:30 PM (oE9eR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 22, 2018 10:31 PM (/qEW2)
https://youtu.be/hedkBm3Ud3Q
Physical Removal, so to speak.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:31 PM (fA1SL)
looks like with all the sheep shaggers going down there, that the wall just got 10 feet higher.
* I was in Carlisle 2016. there was an exhibit about how divisive walls are. I wrote "TRUMP 2016" on an index card and posted it on the place provided.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 22, 2018 10:31 PM (V1EK/)
New hip and I get the good drugs. See ya on the other side, Morons and ' Ettes.
Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2018 10:30 PM (oE9eR)
Never had the hip done, the knee? yup.
Best wishes!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 10:31 PM (3Pma+)
All right ladies, be sure and put a spoon in your cooter, in case you're about to taken off for clit-clipping or forced marriage.
See the sidebar on the main page. It's in Sweden. That's your only hope.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 10:31 PM (8O3HH)
Can aye be fyrst to suggest that gover'ment is ye wyrst way to attempt to regulate behavior?
As in the fyrst in hystory? Ewer?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2018 10:31 PM (LNPd9)
The short answer is: the primaries are held on June 26. The last to register/withdraw/change party affiliation is May 29.
However, The Dems jammed through a law a couple years back making Colorado (as of this year) an open primary by mail in ballot. Also, to make things better, the unaffiliated voters (who vote overwhelmingly Dem in CO) will be receiving BOTH party ballots.
They are obligated to return only one, but this is essentially enforced on the honor system - unless some kind of complaint or issue arose with the Secretary of State, there is little the Parties can do to even know who's double-balloting in the primary.
Effectively, if you are Republican, you're primary vote is worthless in statewide races. Democrat voters will now hold the "swing vote" in Republican nominations to Senate, Governor's Mansion, and White House.
So, if you are deeply invested in the success of your state legislators and/or HoR member, you need to be a registered Republican. However, if these are not so important (or you deem them to be pretty-much uncontested in either direction), consider withdrawing party membership next week, so that you can obtain both ballots (or a ballot of your choosing, if you vote in person).
I will be voting in the Democrat primary this year, as I see my Republican vote as no longer relevant. For what little it's worth, I'd like to assist them in electing their worst candidates.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 10:32 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: ibguy at May 22, 2018 10:32 PM (vUcdz)
When does the kitchen close?
Posted by: Miklos, feeling a bit peckish at May 22, 2018 10:27 PM (zCyNd)
As soon as they've served the last of the expired potted meat.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 22, 2018 10:32 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at May 22, 2018 10:32 PM (AoK0a)
* I was in Carlisle 2016. there was an exhibit about how divisive walls are. I wrote "TRUMP 2016" on an index card and posted it on the place provided.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo
Is that what they call "polite" graffiti?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2018 10:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:32 PM (+lOpA)
Can't block the signal.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:33 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 22, 2018 10:33 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 22, 2018 10:33 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:25 PM (fA1SL)
True, but no complaint forms received from guests.
Posted by: Miklos, Q/A supervisor at May 22, 2018 10:33 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2018 10:33 PM (BJYIf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2018 10:34 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 22, 2018 10:34 PM (V1EK/)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 22, 2018 10:35 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 10:35 PM (eMKNe)
Think SMR customer service principles - all patrons are satisfied or terrorized.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:35 PM (fA1SL)
The dumbasses couldn't convince the powers that be to construct a proper interchange where I81 and the PA turnpike intersect?
Oh, England.
Sorry. My bad.
The lack of an decent interchange still sucks though.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2018 10:35 PM (9rIkM)
Trying to stop using a local user account with admin rights to surf the 'net.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 22, 2018 10:35 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2018 10:27 PM (9rIkM)
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I hope you turned the volume to "11"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2018 10:36 PM (EZebt)
*Doffs hat*.
**Decides taking her hand, bending low, and air kissing her hand is too forward**
How are the new environs?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 10:36 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:35 PM (fA1SL)
++++++++++
The power of and?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:36 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2018 10:36 PM (LNPd9)
++++
We call these men lawyers.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 22, 2018 10:37 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2018 10:37 PM (KxbBq)
*Doffs hat*.
**Decides taking her hand, bending low, and air kissing her hand is too forward**
How are the new environs?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 10:36 PM (hyuyC)
Wait .....what...are we supposed to put our pants back on for Miley???
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:37 PM (+lOpA)
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Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 10:38 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:38 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2018 10:38 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 10:38 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 22, 2018 10:39 PM (V1EK/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at May 22, 2018 10:39 PM (IYHxL)
As you always do.
Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2018 10:40 PM (oE9eR)
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2018 10:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:39 PM (fA1SL)
++++++++
The notion of a 1-star Bulgarian resort is fascinating and terrifying at the same time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:40 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2018 10:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 10:41 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 10:42 PM (hyuyC)
If it was good enough for the Scarecrow...! Now he are schmardt!
"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."
Posted by: mindful webworker - vast light-wing conspirator at May 22, 2018 10:42 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 10:42 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2018 10:42 PM (KP5rU)
-Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:37 PM (+lOpA)
No. She's not that formal. She knows where she walks. She's an 'Ette.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 10:42 PM (Ckg4U)
Need some of the smarterer Morons n' 'Ettes to rewrite most the lyrics on that, as the theme song for the hoped-for string of indictments and trials for each and every possible Deep State Traitor.
Make it cut fast, make it cut deep.
Or, if you're Muldoon....make it cut funny!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2018 10:42 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2018 10:42 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2018 10:33 PM (BJYIf)
I believe that I am.
And you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 10:43 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 10:43 PM (Ckg4U)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQ2X84PRvY
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2018 10:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 22, 2018 10:25 PM (pvjTE)
Hypothetically, how does one pirate NetFlix?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2018 10:43 PM (wYseH)
When does the kitchen close?
Posted by: Miklos, feeling a bit peckish at May 22, 2018 10:27 PM (zCyNd)
Bar is open 'til 3am. Mis Hum has the tab!
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 10:43 PM (pbYiF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2018 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:44 PM (fA1SL)
Pierre Terrail
John Calvin
The anonymous author of Vindiciae Contra Tyrranos
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 22, 2018 10:44 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 10:42 PM (Ckg4U)
That's what I thought.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:44 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2018 10:44 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 22, 2018 10:44 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 10:44 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 22, 2018 10:44 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:40 PM (hYcqw)
The Bulgarian chicks are all a 1.
Posted by: Miklos, Club Bulgarinee at May 22, 2018 10:44 PM (zCyNd)
If it was good enough for the Scarecrow...! Now he are schmardt!
"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."
Posted by: mindful webworker - vast light-wing conspirator at May 22, 2018 10:42 PM (3tLP6
And the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 10:45 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: President Martin Sheen at May 22, 2018 10:45 PM (O5Q3r)
to hang...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: JTB at May 22, 2018 10:45 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 22, 2018 10:44 PM (wSC8T)
Sometimes the bear eats you.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:45 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2018 10:45 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 22, 2018 10:46 PM (V1EK/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2018 10:46 PM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2018 10:47 PM (07nIL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:40 PM (hYcqw)
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PRO TIP: Avoid the Couples Spa Package
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2018 10:47 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2018 10:47 PM (PUmDY)
Slow but beautiful. Kinda cheesy ai guess.
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 22, 2018 10:47 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 10:47 PM (Zfvaz)
Our Constitution Bee event gave copies of Frederic Bastiat's The Law to contestants as a door prize. We highly regard him as a thinker and writer.
Personally, however, there are other French citizens I hold in higher regard, Audrey Tautou in Amile, and Leslie Caron in anything.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 10:48 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:48 PM (fA1SL)
I will be voting in the Democrat primary this year, as I see my Republican vote as no longer relevant. For what little it's worth, I'd like to assist them in electing their worst candidates.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 10:32 PM (UiRxW)
I'm afraid that the Dems may have enough idiots and cheating in place to elect their worst candidates. Oh well, if their gun grabber becomes governor it should be the straw that gets me to move and that might be a good thing.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 22, 2018 10:49 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2018 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
Of course.
It will actually be more like "High Horse Productions".
Posted by: the Crusades called at May 22, 2018 10:50 PM (u2vyx)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2018 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
You have to admit she's the prettiest corpse in DCWood.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:51 PM (+lOpA)
I feel left out since I don't have Amazon, Netflix or any of the other fascist spy apparats. I can't take the pleasure of telling them to go pound sand.
Posted by: Winston at May 22, 2018 10:52 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 10:52 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 10:43 PM (pbYiF)
I like the new "all-inclusive" ONT concept.
Posted by: Miklos, with platinum plastic wrist band at May 22, 2018 10:52 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:52 PM (fA1SL)
And you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 10:43 PM (3Pma+)
Hell yes. You feel like a trip to Chippewa tomorrow?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2018 10:52 PM (BJYIf)
Slow but beautiful. Kinda cheesy ai guess.
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 22, 2018 10:47 PM (hMwEB)
+++++++++++
But can it top the Soviet adaptation of a French fairy tale involving hiding in a gold-shitting donkey's skin to avoid a loveless marriage?
https://youtu.be/Y2MXz1olJys
#YouOnlyWishI'mKidding
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:52 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ladyl
--If I was married to Alan Greenspan, I'd drink without stop.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2018 10:53 PM (9rIkM)
As feared, those primary bills are a joke. And don't even get me started on mail-in ballots!
Still registered republican, so will vote in that primary
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 22, 2018 10:53 PM (mMeIQ)
Personally, however, there are other French citizens I hold in higher regard, Audrey Tautou in Amile, and Leslie Caron in anything.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 10:48 PM (hyuyC)
Understood. I was always rather fond of Brigitte Bardot myself.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2018 10:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 22, 2018 10:54 PM (l9m7l)
https://youtu.be/dU53KD1DB8Y
Even Juche acknowledges SMR theory.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:54 PM (fA1SL)
I were married to Andrea Mitchell, I'd take poison.
Posted by: Winston Churchill at May 22, 2018 10:54 PM (8O3HH)
Or her.
I'd be out in seven years.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2018 10:55 PM (9rIkM)
https://youtu.be/dU53KD1DB8Y
Even Juche acknowledges SMR theory.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:54 PM (fA1SL)
+++++++++
That's about a 7.6 on my weird-shit-o-meter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:56 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2018 10:56 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 10:57 PM (YOW17)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2018 10:53 PM (9rIkM)
Uh. Um. Hmmm.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2018 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2018 10:57 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:58 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2018 10:56 PM (H5knJ)
A true question for the ages.
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 10:58 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2018 10:44 PM (CPfoe)
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Yep. Love her barely recognizable as English rants.
I "Unpeech Foaty Fi! Unpeech foaty Fi!".
The small she faces with people who have more than 2 brain cells to rub together is that she never talks about what he may have done that was impeachable.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 22, 2018 10:58 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 22, 2018 10:59 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: President Martin Sheen at May 22, 2018 10:59 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 10:59 PM (ONCF2)
My husband says I'm "irrationally exuberant".
I'm just having a few with Girlfriend Hillz.
A lady needs a little stimulus, you know?
Posted by: Andrea in D.C. at May 22, 2018 10:59 PM (zCyNd)
And you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 10:43 PM (3Pma+)
Hell yes. You feel like a trip to Chippewa tomorrow?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2018 10:52 PM (BJYIf)
I believe so,
Drop me an email
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 10:59 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:00 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:00 PM (fA1SL)
This is the Whitsuntide Ember Week for those of us old-fashioned enough to observe such things. While I'm now old enough to be dispensed from fasting - over (29x2)+2 - I think I'd be better off doing so.
I find all the stuff that struck me as dumb when I was younger now make more sense. Nothing wrong with going the extra mile, either.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2018 11:00 PM (KQHcQ)
to hang
Dark hearts and threats of doom
A kiss of death and they're on their way...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 11:01 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: DB Cooper at May 22, 2018 11:01 PM (LU8fy)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at May 22, 2018 11:01 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 10:43 PM (pbYiF)
I like the new "all-inclusive" ONT concept.
Posted by: Miklos, with platinum plastic wrist band at May 22, 2018 10:52 PM (zCyNd
LOL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 11:02 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2018 11:02 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
hippo birdie two ewes !
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at May 22, 2018 11:02 PM (AoK0a)
Brigitte Bardot is in there somewhere near the top. ISTR she is quite conservative now, after letting people take many photographs of her in the nude.
She would be the French version of an 'ette, but not as pretty
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 11:02 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2018 11:00 PM (KQHcQ)
Turning 29 is a helluva education.
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 11:02 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: Miklos, best ajvar maker within miles at May 22, 2018 11:03 PM (zCyNd)
Note: This is not a gauntlet being thrown down. I don't believe that escalation is required.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:03 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2018 10:43 PM (wYseH)
++++
Nothing fancy. Just go to the pirate bay. I hear that there are those that share subscriptions and all that, but torrents are just too easy.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 22, 2018 11:03 PM (pvjTE)
Which pressing?
Posted by: garrett
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The original 1969 version. I didn't take very good care of it. But it did survive the Great Macrame and Parachute Dorm Room Fire of '73 so there's that.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2018 11:03 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:04 PM (fA1SL)
This is the Whitsuntide Ember Week for those of us old-fashioned enough to observe such things. While I'm now old enough to be dispensed from fasting - over (29x2)+2 - I think I'd be better off doing so.
I find all the stuff that struck me as dumb when I was younger now make more sense. Nothing wrong with going the extra mile, either.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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All leading to Trinity, next Sunday.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 11:04 PM (YOW17)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at May 22, 2018 11:01 PM (O5Q3r)
Michael Douglas was the greateast preznit ever.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 11:04 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 22, 2018 11:04 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:04 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 11:02 PM (hyuyC)
I think she is a little over-the-top loopy on animal-rights issues.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:05 PM (dOgJt)
Sounds like it still plays through.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 11:05 PM (2n3Sa)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 22, 2018 11:05 PM (V1EK/)
Posted by: tbodie
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My father always said that until he was thirty or so (my father), he regarded his father as not very smart.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 11:06 PM (YOW17)
80,000 year old vodka bottles found in Peru
Ancient cave "one meter deep in fossilized sunflower shells"
Posted by: London Centre for Science, Law, and not a CIA cover at May 22, 2018 11:07 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 11:08 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 22, 2018 11:05 PM (V1EK/)
It is better to give than receive.
Posted by: M. Lewinsky at May 22, 2018 11:08 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:08 PM (fA1SL)
(Do not let it be like Florida Man would.)
Your very judgmental. So what if Florida Man wants to binge on Meth and chase cars in nothing but a jock strap while screaming about the Lizard Men of Planet Zagog are going to kill us all. Maybe he's happy and content like that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2018 11:08 PM (Cqbkw)
Lt. Col. Arnaud Beltrame was a brave man. I honor his sacrifice, and regret it happened. And France can not afford to lose too many more brave men.
Alas it happened. If French leaders were truly smart, there would be no more need for such sacrifices.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 11:08 PM (hyuyC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CExEESuhhPg
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 22, 2018 11:08 PM (vWMNq)
80,000 year old vodka bottles found in Peru
Ancient cave "one meter deep in fossilized sunflower shells""
-Posted by: London Centre for Science, Law, and not a CIA cover at May 22, 2018 11:07 PM (zCyNd)
Baseball is a very old sport, I guess.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:09 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:09 PM (Ckg4U)
Slap, my dear!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2018 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 22, 2018 11:10 PM (V1EK/)
I understand.
Also think there was a reason Jesus waited to start His ministry.
Posted by: M. Lewinsky at May 22, 2018 11:10 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 11:11 PM (YdSkn)
Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:11 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: tbodie
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My father always said that until he was thirty or so (my father), he regarded his father as not very smart.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 11:06 PM (YOW17)
Isn't that the truth!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 11:11 PM (3Pma+)
to hang
Dark hearts and threats of doom
A kiss of death and they're on their way...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 11:01 PM (eMKNe)
This ^
Dark, vengeful and merciless.
I love it. Moar, puhleez!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2018 11:11 PM (QzJWU)
Blaise Pascal.
Francis De Sales.
Jacques Ellul.
Inspector Clousseau.
Good grief. There are dozens of great Frenchmen.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 11:11 PM (0jtPF)
Mark Twain
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:12 PM (dOgJt)
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2018 11:12 PM (Ya7ti)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CExEESuhhPg
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 22, 2018 11:08 PM (vWMNq)
That is one of my all time favorite songs.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 22, 2018 11:12 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: navybrat, the trill is gone at May 22, 2018 11:12 PM (w7KSn)
A kiss of death and they're on their way...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 11:01 PM (eMKNe)
You mentioned some problems in the workplace, but still...
Posted by: Mediating Miklos at May 22, 2018 11:13 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)
I sure hope all is well with you.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2018 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes."
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:11 PM (fA1SL)
As do the New York Mets.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:13 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2018 11:14 PM (PUmDY)
Blaise Pascal.
Francis De Sales.
Jacques Ellul.
Inspector Clousseau.
Good grief. There are dozens of great Frenchmen.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 11:11 PM (0jtPF)
Rene Descartes
Claude Debussey
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 22, 2018 11:14 PM (T71PA)
And hello to Ladyl as well!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2018 11:14 PM (2K6fY)
-Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2018 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
~I'm okay.~ I don't like dumping my wheelbarrow full of dirt on the ONT, though.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2018 11:15 PM (5eUXy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:12 PM (dOgJt)
Heh. Back during my 1st pass at being 29 I mentioned this to my dad.
One of the best things I ever did, at that time
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 11:15 PM (YdSkn)
Lt. Col. Arnaud Beltrame was a brave man. I honor his sacrifice,
and regret it happened. And France can not afford to lose too many more
brave men.
Alas it happened. If French leaders were truly smart, there would be no more need for such sacrifices.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 11:08 PM (hyuyC)
Every once in a while the French elect a conservative who is going to change things. They know the society is sick and needs change. When said politician actually does something to alter the status quo, the strikes are so massive that he gives the whole thing up. Plus ca change, plus' c'est la meme chose, or something like that.
Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2018 11:15 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:16 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 11:16 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)
Publius! And how are you this fine evening?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2018 11:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2018 11:16 PM (PUmDY)
Spent the day outdoors with the g-babies painting birdhouses and playing in the kiddie pool.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2018 11:16 PM (mJRr3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2018 11:15 PM (5eUXy)
Good night Hadrian.
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 11:17 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:16 PM (hYcqw)
Cool.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 11:17 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2018 11:17 PM (Ya7ti)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)
You can call me any time.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2018 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Monsieur Miklos at May 22, 2018 11:17 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:17 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 22, 2018 11:17 PM (vWMNq)
All this boycotting is winnowing my choices for information and interaction. I guess I'll just hang out at AoS all day, watch a hockey game or read a fucking book.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2018 11:18 PM (ions5)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 11:18 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2018 11:18 PM (mJRr3)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Sandy at May 22, 2018 11:19 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: SMH
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A day well spent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 11:19 PM (YOW17)
https://youtu.be/Y9-mYg5VDzQ
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:08 PM (fA1SL)
++++++++++++
That's dark.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:19 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 11:19 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at May 22, 2018 11:20 PM (YOW17)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2018 11:18 PM (ions5)
The Wall of Shame sounds it's enticing call, like Lorelei of legend...
Posted by: Shame the dang wall! at May 22, 2018 11:20 PM (zCyNd)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998992742893150209
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998992834853310472
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998992944630812672
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998993066043346945
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998993166287212544
Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2018 11:21 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2018 11:16 PM (mJRr3)
Good for you.
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 11:21 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2018 11:21 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Maritime Miklos at May 22, 2018 11:22 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 11:18 PM (+lOpA)
Cousteau was always going down, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:22 PM (dOgJt)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998993262433259520
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998993363868241920
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998993496190214144
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998993603597864969
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998993722120564736
Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2018 11:22 PM (eh0Va)
https://youtu.be/JaEWJVWiWMQ
'All the mosques will be blown away'
https://youtu.be/gKyZBNfWiRs
That war - series of wars, really - shows just how crazy SMR can be when they fight.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 11:23 PM (YdSkn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WIwkijLCAo
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 22, 2018 11:23 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 11:24 PM (pbYiF)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:24 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:22 PM (dOgJt)
His album Aqualung was awesome!
Posted by: Miklos, oxygen regulated at May 22, 2018 11:24 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2018 11:24 PM (mJRr3)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 22, 2018 11:25 PM (V1EK/)
Spent the day outdoors with the g-babies painting birdhouses and playing in the kiddie pool.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2018 11:16 PM (mJRr3
Come back and talk to us when you duct tape them to the Hoover upright and you put them in the closet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 11:25 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 11:25 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 11:25 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 11:26 PM (YdSkn)
Glad we are done and home eating some tomtato soup.
Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 11:25 PM (8O3HH)
Quiet. Too quiet.
Posted by: the Ficii at May 22, 2018 11:26 PM (zCyNd)
Spent the day outdoors with the g-babies painting birdhouses and playing in the kiddie pool.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2018 11:16 PM (mJRr3)
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Ahhhh. Sounds wonderful.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 11:27 PM (0jtPF)
Now I'm doing even better.
Now, where did Farrah the Ficus get off to? Daddy's got something for you. I'm going to have to take the wheels off her drip pan.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)
https://youtu.be/dU53KD1DB8Y
Even Juche acknowledges SMR theory.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:54 PM (fA1SL)
+++++++++
That's about a 7.6 on my weird-shit-o-meter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:56 PM (hYcqw)
Maybe not the weirdest presentation for that song
https://youtu.be/yf-tbhWlXZU
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2018 11:28 PM (2K6fY)
They're 'ettes in the making.
I'm teaching them how to duct tape and stuff folks into closets.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2018 11:28 PM (mJRr3)
Doing great. Snug as a bug in a rug.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 11:25 PM
You're not enduring sweltering heat and humidity?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2018 11:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)
+++++++++++
There're bright sides. A dose of fevered Slavic unity brought us Marche Slave - IMO perhaps the best march ever composed (and at breakneck speed). Plus, Ottoman defeat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:28 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 11:29 PM (pbYiF)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2018 11:29 PM (PUmDY)
Glad we are done and home eating some tomato soup."
-Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)
Good news and bad news. I hope everything was corrected and the recovery is smooth.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:29 PM (Ckg4U)
It really sounds like the Obama Administration was hoping to plant some of Hillary's possibly classified emails on Mr. Caputo. A "retired NSA Contractor" just happened to have access, would love to hand them over to the Trump Campaign? Caputo was smart and said, go be a whistleblower, I cannot accept classified emails.
Imagine if he did take the emails?
Soon to be followed with an FBI SWAT Raid of the fifth floor of Trump tower?
And a Perp Walk of everyone in the Trump Campaign out of Trump Tower?
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2018 11:29 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:29 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2018 11:17 PM (Ya7ti)
Le Fuck Head, it's French
Really, it is.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 11:30 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 11:29 PM (pbYiF)
......
I'm on a budget. Is it alright if I settle for PBR and Old Crow?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2018 11:31 PM (ions5)
Posted by: Maritime Miklos at May 22, 2018 11:22 PM (zCyNd)
-----------------------------
That was that Green Peace ship, right?
Yep. That was a fine, shining moment in Frog history.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 11:31 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 22, 2018 11:31 PM (YOW17)
Pro: I like watching the Rockies win and there's a chance tonight.
Con: West coast game and it'll put me past my bedtime.
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:32 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:33 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2018 11:33 PM (ions5)
Yep. That was a fine, shining moment in Frog history.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 11:31 PM (0jtPF)
Jacques Cousteau, in Vancouver harbor, with a limpet mine?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:34 PM (dOgJt)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:35 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 11:29 PM (pbYiF)
......
I'm on a budget. Is it alright if I settle for PBR and Old Crow?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Anything you want. It's Mis Hum's open tab!
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 11:35 PM (pbYiF)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2018 11:35 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:35 PM (fA1SL)
Mediating, yup. In fact yesterday I just went ahead and had it out with my boss about some issues. I still got through work today without being escorted out of the building, so apparently I'm still employed...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 11:35 PM (eMKNe)
Sorry. Trying to keep up.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 11:18 PM (+lOpA)
Desiree Cousteau?
Yea, I got nothing really.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2018 11:35 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: pogomip
--------
*!*
*bellies up to the bar*
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 22, 2018 11:36 PM (YOW17)
Posted by: Bufalo Bill at May 22, 2018 11:36 PM (PYqs2)
.....
Its doubtful, but a vast improvement over already being 10 games back 50 games into the year and the future is looking damn good.
More good arms in the minors still coming.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2018 11:37 PM (ions5)
Humidity yes, but not heat for now. It was just 75F or so today. Forecast is rainy for the next 10 days or so. Now, it did get up in the 90s a week or two ago, but the humidity was low.
Now, when you get both, that's when it gets hard to take. And harder every year.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 11:38 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2018 11:35 PM (2K6fY)
I never let that stop me.
Endeavor to persevere to comment.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 11:40 PM (+lOpA)
Pro: I like watching the Rockies win and there's a chance tonight.
Con: West coast game and it'll put me past my bedtime.
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:32 PM (hYcqw)
-------------------------------
Game in Los Angeles.
Pro: El Pollo Loco ads
Con: Gavin Newsom ads
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 11:40 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 11:29 PM (pbYiF)
Leinies? Eeeh gadz, you must be Yale man.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2018 11:40 PM (3Pma+)
Anything Jugoslav makes sense?
I've been there. Those people have 500 year old grudges that they can document.
Alexander was a Macedonian Greek. Alexander was a Macedonian slav. (To this day, Macedonia is the FYROM to keep the Greeks from getting any ideas). Macedonia is a Bulgarian province, Macedonian is just a dialect of Bulgarian, Alexander was Bulgarian.
WTF is Jugoslav nationalism?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2018 11:40 PM (fuK7c)
They should have let the job out to the Israelis!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2018 11:41 PM (e9G8E)
Kb's #5 makes me think of new possibilities for ironing boards.
Of course, they may need to be quite reinforced for what I'm conjuring in my mind's eye.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 11:42 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 22, 2018 11:42 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2018 11:42 PM (PUmDY)
Markakis is raking and Freeman is in the top 30 in all of MLB. Albies is a breakout and Inciarte is a good base stealer; he just needs to get on base more often.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:42 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:43 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 11:42 PM (8O3HH)
Made me reconsider my bachelorhood ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:43 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2018 11:45 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:45 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 11:35 PM (pbYiF)
...
Eh.
That's what's actually sitting in front of me at the biker bar I'm sitting at, so I'll stay true to life.
Only skirts up the quality from bathtub gin and tonic to Grey Goose Cosmos when the words "Open Tab" are uttered.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2018 11:45 PM (ions5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Ok, Hamms or PBRs. Whatever, dude. You're buying!
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 11:46 PM (pbYiF)
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To a (much lesser...) extent, they're an integral part of every nation's identity - except maybe the US (and *possibly* Canada). Everyone hates someone else over some incident that happened a few hundred years earlier. A Chinese friend of mine was telling me that the Mongolians hate the Chinese, and he couldn't for the life of him figure out *why* because throughout history it was always the Mongols running roughshod over the Chinese. He couldn't figure out what the Mongols could possibly be ticked off about.
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2018 11:46 PM (Ya7ti)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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The other day, a Columbian was telling me how much he disliked Brazilians.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 11:47 PM (YOW17)
Posted by: the Jugoslavs, former Marxists at May 22, 2018 11:47 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2018 11:45 PM (ions5)
++++++++
The gin and tonic is a versatile drink. You don't *have* to drink it in the tub - but you totally can. Versatile.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:48 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2018 11:48 PM (Evws/)
Yep. A Serb might hate his Bosnian neighbors, but, by Tito!, they sure as hell agree that the Albanians are the scum of the earth.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:48 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 22, 2018 11:49 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2018 11:49 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2018 11:46 PM (Ya7ti)
Genghis Khan got the shits from a bad plate of chicken-fried cat?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:49 PM (dOgJt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:49 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:49 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 11:47 PM (YOW17)
Hah! Ask Columbians what they think of Charlestoners!
Posted by: Miklos, way down upon the Pee Dee River at May 22, 2018 11:50 PM (zCyNd)
*Doffs hat*.
**Decides taking her hand, bending low, and air kissing her hand is too forward**
How are the new environs?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 10:36 PM (hyuyC)
The new environs are tip-top, Salty! As you know, one of my highest priorities for my living situation is the availability of suitable spots for topless sunbathing. This place even allows for topless gardening. It's heaven. Well, at least when it's not raining.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 22, 2018 11:50 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2018 11:51 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2018 11:48 PM (Evws/)
But if you delve into it, the only reasons she's anti-muzzie is because the muzzies quaint practices when it comes to slaughtering animals for food.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:51 PM (dOgJt)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2018 11:51 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:51 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:37 PM (+lOpA)
Well, that would be, as the Swedes say, "korkad."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 22, 2018 11:52 PM (iTpm7)
As a rule the Slovenes did good work and the Serbs didn't, with the Croats somewhere in between. (There's that Hajnal Line again . . .) So enterprises were run such that useless drunks were hired if they made enough noise about being discriminated against.
Italy's similar. The south is useless and the north is wealthy.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 22, 2018 11:52 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Miklos
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Up country vs. low country
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 11:52 PM (YOW17)
one of my highest priorities for my living situation is the availability
of suitable spots for topless sunbathing. This place even allows for
topless gardening. It's heaven. Well, at least when it's not raining.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 22, 2018 11:50 PM (iTpm7)
So where are you, exactly, and what are ladders going for at the local Home Depot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:52 PM (dOgJt)
Praise the Lord the US was never an ethnostate.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:53 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2018 11:53 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 10:42 PM (Ckg4U)
Exactly. It's not as though I'm putting my top back on for you guys.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 22, 2018 11:53 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 11:47 PM (YOW17)
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Pubic hair is a matter of personal preference, I guess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2018 11:53 PM (CPfoe)
Victor Young was a top-flight composer at the the time (he would die, fairly young and quite unexpectedly, the next year), had a hot jazz band in the 30's, an wrote a few standards: Ghost of A Chance, Around The World in 80 Days, and -- win the beer bet with this one -- the Elvis hit that's the theme from an Ayn Rand movie, Love Letters Straight From Your Heart.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 22, 2018 11:54 PM (rtvho)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 22, 2018 11:54 PM (4vdiJ)
one of my highest priorities for my living situation is the availability
of suitable spots for topless sunbathing. This place even allows for
topless gardening. It's heaven. Well, at least when it's not raining.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 22, 2018 11:50 PM (iTpm7)
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PRO TIP: Electric hedge clippers and nipples don't mix.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2018 11:55 PM (CPfoe)
The other day, a Columbian was telling me how much he disliked Brazilians.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
No kiddin? Me too!I'm at Indianapolis.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 22, 2018 11:55 PM (rtvho)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:53 PM (fA1SL)
Hola, amigo....
Posted by: Republica de Aztlan at May 22, 2018 11:56 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 22, 2018 11:54 PM (4vdiJ)
WalMart needs automated drones to strafe motorized carts that stray off the parking lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:56 PM (dOgJt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:56 PM (fA1SL)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2018 11:55 PM (CPfoe)
I'm sorry for you and your nipple.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:56 PM (Ckg4U)
Ironing boards may be nice, but nothing beats the kitchen for proper domestic debauchery.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 11:56 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 10:40 PM (hYcqw)
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At fabulous Belene Island Resort, you can soak up sun of Southeast of Europe, and also shed pounds with our professional Trainers. You build character too!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 11:57 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:56 PM (dOgJt)
+++++++++
That escalated quickly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:57 PM (hYcqw)
REMOVE AZTEC
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:57 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eMKNe)
Silversun Pickups
Substitution
https://youtu.be/HcwX2TnsTPE
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 22, 2018 11:57 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:56 PM (dOgJt)
Wouldn't work at K-Mart.
They put twin 50's on the back of the carts-"Blue Light Specials"
Posted by: Miklos, K-Mart veteran at May 22, 2018 11:59 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:59 PM (fA1SL)
topless gardening. It's heaven. Well, at least when it's not raining.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 22, 2018 11:50 PM (iTpm7)
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pics or GTFO...
you know the rules.
blue lace panties are optional.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2018 11:59 PM (Dkm+q)
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No, peepholes. Geez, I thought there were some world class perverts here. Ladders are too dangerous, easy to get caught.
Peepole behind the bush. And then, hey the bush is right there, ripe for foulin'.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 12:00 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 22, 2018 11:51 PM (Ckg4U)
Oh well! Hiya, Slapperino!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:00 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eMKNe)
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I only hope to share the benefit of my tragic experience. If one child is saved....
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:00 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Trump Convert at May 23, 2018 12:01 AM (XcgmW)
Posted by: Francisco Scaramanga at May 23, 2018 12:01 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:02 AM (+lOpA)
For any LA-area morons, congrats on your damnable 2-run homer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:02 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2018 11:45 PM (ions5)
++++++++
The gin and tonic is a versatile drink. You don't *have* to drink it in the tub - but you totally can. Versatile.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:48 PM (hYcqw)
......
We created a cocktail at the bartending school today.
The Zimmerman (White Hispanic)
1.5 oz Vodka
1 oz Patron XO Cafe
Splash of Heavy Cream
Yeah, we are rightwingers and we get bored.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2018 12:02 AM (ions5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:48 PM (fA1SL)
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My ex - who was virulently pro-Serb, and anti-Bosnian, -Macedonian, -Albanian, every human that isn't completely Serb, longed for the days of Tito. But she was unafraid to proclaim at length her lesser, but still fierce, love for Milosevic.
She would have married a Croat, even with their inferior faith, alphabet, and pronunciation of sibilant consonants, before she pissed on an Albanian, even to put out a fire.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 12:02 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:52 PM (dOgJt)
About 30 miles south of Allentown, PA, in the middle of the woods. Ladders unnecessary.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:03 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 11:48 PM (fA1SL)
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Don't get me started on Uzbeks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:03 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2018 12:03 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:57 PM (hYcqw)
Canadians. They either do nothing or fuck your shit up.
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:04 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Miklos, Friend of Immortal Nazarbayev at May 23, 2018 12:04 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2018 11:55 PM (CPfoe)
Just simple tools - a trowel, a claw, stuff like that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:04 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:05 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2018 11:55 PM (CPfoe)
Just simple tools - a trowel, a claw, stuff like that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:04 AM (iTpm7)
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Go on....
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:05 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2018 11:51 PM (dOgJt)
++++
That's part of it, but it's more than that.
[i
Bardot expressed support for President Charles de Gaulle in the 1960s. Her husband Bernard d'Ormale is a former adviser of the Front National, the main far right party in France, known for its nationalist and conservative beliefs.
In her 1999 book Le Carré de Pluton ("Pluto's Square"), Bardot criticizes the procedure used in the ritual slaughter of sheep during the Muslim festival of Eid al-Adha. Additionally, in a section in the book entitled, "Open Letter to My Lost France", Bardot writes that "my country, France, my homeland, my land is again invaded by an overpopulation of foreigners, especially Muslims". For this comment, a French court fined her 30,000 francs in June 2000. She had been fined in 1997 for the original publication of this open letter in Le Figaro and again in 1998 for making similar remarks.
Bardot in Nice, 2002.
In her 2003 book, Un cri dans le silence ("A Scream in the Silence"), she warned of an "Islamicization of France", and said of Muslim immigration:
Over the last twenty years, we have given in to a subterranean, dangerous, and uncontrolled infiltration, which not only resists adjusting to our laws and customs but which will, as the years pass, attempt to impose its own.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigitte_
Bardot#Politics_and_legal_issues
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 23, 2018 12:05 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2018 12:05 AM (mJRr3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:05 AM (mMeIQ)
The Zimmerman (White Hispanic)
...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2018 12:02 AM (ions5)
+++++++++
Love it. And I have to ask: if you're preparing or enjoying an Old Fashioned, are you a "bitters clinger?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:06 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2018 11:59 PM (Dkm+q)
Changed your tune, I see...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:06 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2018 12:02 AM (ions5)
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You're a ghey lumberjack and you're all right.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:06 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 12:06 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:06 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:07 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:07 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 12:08 AM (07nIL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:06 AM (hYcqw)
.....
That's a muddled thought.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2018 12:08 AM (ions5)
Canadians. They either do nothing or fuck your shit up.
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:04 AM (+lOpA)
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Goddamn Tory crown-loving bastards.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:09 AM (CPfoe)
The Zimmerman (White Hispanic)
And with that my inner miasma is complete.
Zimmerman is also Dylan's real name.
"Now the rainman gave me two cures
Then he said, "Jump right in"
The one was Texas medicine
The other was just railroad gin
An' like a fool I mixed them
An' it strangled up my mind
An' now people just get uglier
An' I have no sense of time"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 23, 2018 12:09 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:09 AM (fA1SL)
I watched the launch today. It has been foggy and drizzling the past couple of days. It cleared up at noon.
I had a really great view on a hill on the ranch.
I knew you were watching online.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 23, 2018 12:09 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 12:09 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2018 12:08 AM (ions5)
I feel shaken, but not stirred.
Posted by: Miklos, multicultural mixologist at May 23, 2018 12:09 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:09 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:06 AM (fA1SL)
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Just where do the gypsies fit into all of this?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:10 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 11:57 PM (hYcqw)
Canadians. They either do nothing or fuck your shit up.
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5440 or Day of the Rake. They can take their pick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 12:10 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 11:47 PM (YOW17)
Yeah, but ask him what he thinks of Venezuelans and Panamanians.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2018 12:11 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:11 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2018 11:56 PM (8O3HH)
Yes, all of the accoutrements are handy. And you can hop onto the counter for a quick once-over.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:11 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 23, 2018 12:11 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 12:10 AM (UiRxW)
++++++
Ruling out War Plan Red?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:11 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:10 AM (CPfoe)
First, where is your wallet?
Posted by: Miklos, multicultural multiculturalist at May 23, 2018 12:12 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:12 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Miklos, multicultural mixologist at May 23, 2018 12:09 AM (zCyNd)
....
At least you are straight up with your thoughts on the subject.
Try the veal.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2018 12:12 AM (ions5)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:12 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:06 AM (iTpm7)
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nope: just patiently waiting on a package from back east...
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2018 12:12 AM (Dkm+q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:12 AM (CPfoe)
Well we tried twice.
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 12:13 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 23, 2018 12:14 AM (Evws/)
Don't trust the bastards when it comes to caravans!
Posted by: Tommy at May 23, 2018 12:14 AM (u2vyx)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 23, 2018 12:11 AM (Evws/)
Uzbeks...Hey look! It's Georgi! He's coming to our town!
Posted by: 3CP Miklos at May 23, 2018 12:14 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:14 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:12 AM (CPfoe)
Well we tried twice.
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 12:13 AM (n13/j)
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The moose out front said it was closed. We won't fall for that shit again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:14 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:06 AM (fA1SL)
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Her father was Bosnian Muslim. He claimed (I think with some truth) that he was even more pure Slav than his mixed Orthodox Serb daughters, because his people had surrendered, and not been raped nearly as totally by the invaders.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 12:15 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:15 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:15 AM (fA1SL)
Only in east Tennessee. I swear.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2018 12:15 AM (ions5)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 23, 2018 12:16 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 12:15 AM (UiRxW)
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"Pure Slav." Now there's a resume enhancer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:16 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:14 AM (CPfoe)
Yeah, when he said it is English and then French, that was a tell.
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 12:16 AM (n13/j)
That there is some first rate non-obtusery.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 23, 2018 12:16 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2018 11:59 PM (Dkm+q)
Blue????? What kind of sicko are you?!
do i have to? /s
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2018 12:18 AM (gQQ9b)
You're 0 for 3 so far. (Including Fenians.)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 23, 2018 12:18 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:18 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2018 12:15 AM (ions5)
Get the last of the Dom Perignon while you can.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 23, 2018 12:18 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:12 AM (CPfoe)
Giving U.S. citizenship to Justine Castreau would be a bridge too far.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 12:18 AM (dOgJt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:18 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:19 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:19 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 23, 2018 12:19 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Giorgi at May 23, 2018 12:20 AM (Evws/)
.....
JEF, TFG, SCOAMF, Barky, KABOOM references, Ewoks, The Barrel, The Banhammer....this place has its own lexicon.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2018 12:20 AM (ions5)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
GMTA. I'm always there to lend a hand. A sinister hand, if you prefer.
And you spoke French. You know what that does.
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 12:20 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Tibor the Tractor at May 23, 2018 12:21 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:21 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:11 AM (hYcqw)
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Dude, shut up. Everyone pretend you didn't hear that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 12:22 AM (UiRxW)
And you spoke French. You know what that does.
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 12:20 AM (8O3HH)
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Cara Mia!
Posted by: Gomez Addams at May 23, 2018 12:22 AM (CPfoe)
Last spring I spent several hours with a hale and hearty former employee of a very big car company in South Bend ("I don't believe I have to say their name" as the politician says in O Brother), getting the real inside story on how the shop culture operated on the sixth floor of a huge assembly plant in the 1950's.
The secret of labor satisfaction there was that each shop, dashboards, seat frames, upholstery, what-have-you, had a senior ethnic local leader as steward, and you couldn't bid out of your national background, althoough the UAW contract of course did not menion anything about it. If the foreman had a complaint, he didn't discipline the individual employee. He went to the community leader.
This guy, an extremely un-disgruntled survivor, said you'd be surprised how well that system worked, "considering." But you have to bear in mind that the whole town was segregated the same way: if you wanted to date a girl from a different national neighborhood, you had to have some friends there, meet the right elders, things that seem strange to us now.
This was a company that was pretty well-known for making some opportunities for people widely segregated against in that era, but you can see there would have been only limited opportunities for anyone outside their ethnic structure. It hung together a surprisingly long time.
I saw a similar system emphatically not working at the old Jeep plant during the years I did sub-contract labor there. Of course you over-hire, and depend on cost-plus budgets and different kinds of protection from competition, but the worst part is that after the first generation of guys, things go downhill and the groups start to cover up drunks and druggies.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 23, 2018 12:23 AM (rtvho)
'Tanks.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:23 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 23, 2018 12:23 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Tibor the Tractor at May 23, 2018 12:21 AM (Evws/)
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We are wild and crazy guys!
Posted by: Georgi Festrunk at May 23, 2018 12:24 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2018 12:25 AM (ions5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:25 AM (hYcqw)
'Tanks.'
Ergo socialist brothers-in-law.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 23, 2018 12:25 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 23, 2018 12:26 AM (md3fh)
Funny Mannix.....just talking to you for that little while. Have fun here!
Any questions.....ask your brother or email me.
Good to see you!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:27 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:27 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 23, 2018 12:27 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Georgi Festrunk at May 23, 2018 12:24 AM (CPfoe)
well you're definitely in the right place for big American breasts
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2018 12:27 AM (gQQ9b)
And you spoke French. You know what that does.
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 12:20 AM (8O3HH)
Mais oui, mon cher! I know how to make vous crazee.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:28 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 23, 2018 12:29 AM (md3fh)
Ah, mon cherie, why do you treat me zis way? Your lips say non-non, but your eyes, zey say oui oui!
Posted by: Pepe le Pew at May 23, 2018 12:30 AM (8O3HH)
BEECH GROVE, Ind. (WTHR) - A big heads-up for Beech Grove residents, especially if you have small pets.
A resident is warning neighbors that his 14-foot Burmese python got out last week and police say there's still no sign of it.
Benny Tarplee says "Vine" got out the back door of his house five days ago in the 400 block of Byland Avenue. He calls the python a big baby and says she's probably hiding somewhere right now.
The question is where.
"As long as you leave her alone, she'll leave you alone," said Tarplee
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2018 12:31 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 23, 2018 12:31 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2018 12:27 AM (gQQ9b)
High five!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:31 AM (iTpm7)
Now, enjoy the ONT all-inclusive goulash buffet.
Posted by: Miklos, jo etvagyat! at May 23, 2018 12:32 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2018 12:31 AM (IqV8l)
Sure, until she gets hungry.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 23, 2018 12:32 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 23, 2018 12:32 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 23, 2018 12:32 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 23, 2018 12:33 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 23, 2018 12:33 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Pepe le Pew at May 23, 2018 12:30 AM (8O3HH)
Oui, oui, oui!!!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:34 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:34 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: local teenage python at May 23, 2018 12:35 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 23, 2018 12:35 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Farmer
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Nobody needs two hernias!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 22, 2018 11:31 PM
F you Bernie, it's a free country. We can have 2 hernias, it's not disallowed by the Constitution!
Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2018 12:35 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 23, 2018 12:36 AM (md3fh)
You spoke French!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a8xIN608xc
Now, pay close attention to Mrs. Dragwater. Do you recognize her? Capt. Pike would.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 12:36 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:37 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 23, 2018 12:33 AM (0OmEj)
A head shot with a .22 would straighten it right out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 12:38 AM (dOgJt)
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 12:38 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:34 AM (fA1SL)
If the dachshund has to go outside, DO NOT put mustard, ketchup, slaw, chili, or sauerkraut on it.
Posted by: Miklos, python wrangler at May 23, 2018 12:39 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:39 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
I must confess, I've been batshit for a long time, though. Testosterone poisoning I think.
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 12:39 AM (8O3HH)
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Thanks! No idea that existed. I can't say that again... Bookmarked this one.
"Karadzic, lead your Serbs! Everyone must see that they are not afraid of anyone."
Now I'm having memories of Jasna, and there is a stirring in my heart. And my pants.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 12:39 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:40 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 23, 2018 12:40 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 12:36 AM (8O3HH)
I forgot that episode already. I can be ditzy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:40 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 12:39 AM (8O3HH)
That's a dangerous condition, and should never be allowed to persist for more than 15-20 hours. Even 12 could be risky.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:42 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2018 12:42 AM (mJRr3)
Bad juju.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 23, 2018 12:42 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Miklos, cereal entrepreneur at May 23, 2018 12:43 AM (zCyNd)
Seksi biznizmen
https://youtu.be/AoOXyaPVVgI
Rekord sam oborila
https://youtu.be/7Q533RHWKss
(Second one is best. Most accordion, most elbow, most brawling)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:43 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 12:38 AM (n13/j)
They've been running it for awhile. Damage control ever since it was revealed that a republican linked firm was able to do the same thing Obama's campaign bragged about.
Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2018 12:44 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 23, 2018 12:45 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Do you know of a remedy or treatment for this most aggrafretting condition? I trust the answer is oui oui?
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 12:45 AM (8O3HH)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 23, 2018 12:46 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 12:46 AM (PUmDY)
Here is "Born From The Serpent's Eye" by Wolves in the Throne Room:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnLTFeiXiiA
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 23, 2018 12:46 AM (itfg0)
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Not just the elder brother to the east...
I've got the video game Hearts of Iron IV. It's a "grand strategy game" set during the period immediately prior to and during World War 2. And there are mechanisms in place that attempt to emulate certain historical actions like the Anschloss, what happened to the Czechs, the Second Vienna Award, etc...
Or in short, Germany, Italy, and the Soviets basically take turns eating up chunks of Eastern Europe. And there's nothing that the Eastern European countries can do about any of it because they all know that they'll lose badly in a war.
And then, of course, there's the historical bite-chunking of Romania not only by the Soviets (Besarabia), but also the Hungarians and Bulgarians.
Posted by: junior at May 23, 2018 12:46 AM (Ya7ti)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 12:46 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:47 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Her name was Meg Wyllie. She played a lot of little old lady characters. And also the Keeper in the original Star Trek Pilot, with Capt. Pike.
Here's a tribute Montage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcd99K-uNPM
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 12:48 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 23, 2018 12:49 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:47 AM (fA1SL)
If its an open bullet or sword wound???
Tampon....
Posted by: Don Q, who knows his sword stuff at May 23, 2018 12:49 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ecch at May 23, 2018 12:49 AM (u2vyx)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 12:50 AM (WWTgX)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:50 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: junior at May 23, 2018 12:46 AM (Ya7ti)
And yet... in Hearts of Iron 4 I've recreated the Holy Roman Empire, from Hungary....
Posted by: Don Q, who knows his sword stuff at May 23, 2018 12:51 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:37
Yes, but I'm going to have to wait on her hand and foor for a few days.
She will love it.
Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2018 12:51 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 12:45 AM (8O3HH)
I do! And I would apply it to the affected area frequently, as needed.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 12:52 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:12 AM (CPfoe)
Well we tried twice.
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 12:13 AM (n13/j)
Did we really? I mean really?
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:52 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:52 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 12:53 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:53 AM (+lOpA)
Philip Roth, prize-winning novelist and fearless narrator of sex, religion and mortality, dies aged 85
I read one of his books, but damn if I remember which one.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 23, 2018 12:53 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 12:38 AM (n13/j)
They've been running it for awhile. Damage control ever since it
was revealed that a republican linked firm was able to do the same thing
Obama's campaign bragged about.
Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2018 12:44 AM (cAnNx)
Yeah, no icky Republicans allowed this time!
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 12:54 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 12:54 AM (WWTgX)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 12:54 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2018 12:54 AM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: careful what you wish for at May 23, 2018 12:54 AM (u2vyx)
Posted by: Totally not Slapweasel at May 23, 2018 12:54 AM (Ckg4U)
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I haven't played as the Hungarians. But I have played as Romania. And getting anywhere in that playthrough pretty much requires subjugating Hungary before the Germans give Transylvania to Hungary.
Of course, the chance of that actually happening in real life was pretty low. But that's video games for you.
Posted by: junior at May 23, 2018 12:55 AM (Ya7ti)
REMOVE RED LEAF
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:55 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: careful what you wish for at May 23, 2018 12:54 AM (u2vyx)
Well. Fuck them.
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:55 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:12 AM (CPfoe)
Well we tried twice.
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 12:13 AM (n13/j)
Did we really? I mean really?
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:52 AM (+lOpA)
I don't think the nation was zeroed in on Canada per se, but Benedict Arnold and his men busted their asses up there. The enemy was always the Brits.
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 12:56 AM (n13/j)
Regarding Caputo and the "2nd informant", some alt media (Daily Wire?) followed up and talked to Caputo, his friend who was the intermediary, and the govt. contractor. Appears to be a nothingburger/misunderstanding. Contractor had no special info on Clinton emails, no connection to NSA or FBI. Three-part comms, apparently a version of "telephone" where things got jumbled. Just to drizzle some cool water on that hot topic - which leaves a super-abundance of other outrageous, historic crimes that are coming into view with each passing week.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2018 12:56 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:53 AM (+lOpA)
Just annex some adjacent areas of British Colombia to smooth out the shape.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 12:57 AM (WWTgX)
Speed the Day of the Rake.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 12:57 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 12:57 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: careful what you wish for at May 23, 2018 12:54 AM (u2vyx)
I understand that a number of Venezuelans with some practical experience with communism are willing to relocate.
Posted by: Miklos, migration "expert" at May 23, 2018 12:58 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 23, 2018 12:58 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 12:58 AM (WWTgX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 23, 2018 12:59 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
That's good, 'cause my area gets affected a lot.
A regular Florence Nightingale you are Your Grace, so concerned with the afflicted.
Perhaps you have some areas that are affected in need of attention?
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 01:01 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 01:02 AM (4vdiJ)
Greetings fappers and fappees.
If anyone feels like trying to cheer me up, have at it.
Today has been the Day from Hell.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 23, 2018 01:02 AM (GdWl+)
"Seeya-best to the wife and kids"
"Same to yours"
Roadrunner and Coyote clock out.
Posted by: Miklos, third shift super at May 23, 2018 01:02 AM (zCyNd)
Perhaps you have some areas that are affected in need of attention?
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 01:01 AM (8O3HH)
I do, but if I told you, I'd have to jump you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 01:03 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:52 AM (+lOpA)
If we took Quebec we'd probably get a letter of thanks.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 23, 2018 01:04 AM (h2Bdk)
Today has been the Day from Hell.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 23, 2018 01:02 AM (GdWl+)
You still have your health in a first world country?
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 01:05 AM (+lOpA)
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 23, 2018 12:46 AM (Ckg4U)
Good night, Slap! I missed your farewell.
I didn't know they had slapweasel farms. Discounts in bulk?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 01:06 AM (iTpm7)
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I'll have to watch them both again (and believe me. I will... over and over again) to be sure. But, with just a gut-check, I'm down with Goga video #2, as well.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 01:06 AM (UiRxW)
And that was a long time ago.
I don't remember much about it.
It's funny how some things you read stick with you in some way and others just go in one eye and out the other.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 23, 2018 01:08 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 01:08 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 01:09 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 23, 2018 01:09 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 01:09 AM (4vdiJ)
You still have your health in a first world country?
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 01:05 AM (+lOpA)
Well, yeah. I guess there's that. I did drive B'Gal to get some help today. Liked the ER doc, a good Irish boy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 23, 2018 01:09 AM (GdWl+)
I'll have to post on the book thread, what is that Sun? While in the hospital I read Sharyl Attikkison has a great book out. Smear: and a long subtitle.
It's great and scary about our current media, very good. she's a true reporter, one of the few left.
Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2018 01:10 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
I'm all...ears.
Well, are you gonna jump, or are you just gonna stand there and whistle Dixie.
(with apologies to Josey Wales)
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 01:10 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2018 01:11 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 23, 2018 01:09 AM (GdWl+)
Is she ok?
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 01:13 AM (+lOpA)
Well, are you gonna jump, or are you just gonna stand there and whistle Dixie.
(with apologies to Josey Wales)
Posted by: publius, of VAE at May 23, 2018 01:10 AM (8O3HH)
Ears ain't gonna help what ails me, boy!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 01:14 AM (iTpm7)
So, with apologies for length, accumulated thoughts from many comments:
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Slapweasel: I don't like dumping my wheelbarrow full of dirt on the ONT, though.
If you don't, all we'll have to plant flowers in is cowflop from democrats, and that's too acidic. We need more honest dirt.
_______
Best kbdabear selection tonight: the gal in the kitchen about to make a sandwich, o'course.
_______
A resident is warning neighbors that his 14-foot Burmese python got out last week
Release the mongeese!
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bebe's boobs destroy: well you're definitely in the right place for big American breasts
Miley: High five!
No chest-bump?
_______
Mrs. Dragwater. Do you recognize her? Capt. Pike would.
Posted by: publius
Astonishing. I could tell by her face she was one of the big-headed mind-benders. Uncredited role.
_______
Yeah, well, cats are inside (no pythons here tonight, I guess), and it's getting late for this trying-to-be-morning person, so... I guess I'll refresh my beverage (we've reached the season where my cold bev sweats - must be summer) and hang out a while longer. It's the Moron Way.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 2+2=22? See Alt Math short film in playlist in link at May 23, 2018 01:14 AM (7/YOc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 01:17 AM (fA1SL)
F'er gosh sakes, don't leave the house without a tape measure.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2018 01:19 AM (RuIsu)
How are ancestors let these fucks get the jump at Pearl baffles me. Should have made more nukes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 23, 2018 01:19 AM (sTRvb)
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BTW, did you catch that Finland photo I linked you earlier? It was at the end of a thread.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 01:20 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 01:21 AM (dOgJt)
Wait. You can't leave now. I just got here.
It's all about me, right? (Al Franken Syndrome)
Schweet dreems.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 2+2=22? See Alt Math short film in playlist in links at May 23, 2018 01:24 AM (7/YOc)
Is she ok?
Nope. She's still in a lot of pain but now I have different stuff to give her.
Don't want to burden this fine ONT. I'll just do the Old In-Out. It's about bedtime for Bonzo anyway.
Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 23, 2018 01:29 AM (GdWl+)
Fine. I'm leaving, you can have your little private party.
* Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! SLAM! *
* hides behind buffet *
Posted by: mindful webworker - 2+2=22? See Alt Math short film in playlist in links at May 23, 2018 01:29 AM (7/YOc)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 2+2=22? See Alt Math short film in playlist in links at May 23, 2018 01:30 AM (7/YOc)
https://youtu.be/syMhJMmGEIc
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 01:31 AM (fA1SL)
G'night horde.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 01:33 AM (UiRxW)
He's moving up to Oregon with his Mom.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 01:35 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 23, 2018 01:37 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 01:38 AM (UiRxW)
He's moving up to Oregon with his Mom.
I'm unclear on the relationship - your 3yo? mom=ex? - but this induces the serious sadz.
* Wishing my almost-10mo grandkid & folks weren't 150 miles away.
♫ Faaar away.
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore?
It would be so fine to see your face at my door!
It doesn't help to know you're just
tiiiime away ... ♫
h/t C.King
Posted by: mindful webworker - 2+2=22? See Alt Math short film in playlist in links at May 23, 2018 01:42 AM (7/YOc)
(Great-grandfather's family name was five letters long. Had only one vowel, right before tripled consonant string. )
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 01:46 AM (fA1SL)
His mom is a family friend that got no support from her own family, so moved in here briefly. Decided that I'd do as a grampa for her kid, and I'm happy to play the role. Then she got a full tuition scholarship up in Oregon, and so moved back in here again to save some money for the move.
Move time is now here.
I'll miss the little guy, but I also miss being able to run a soldering iron without having to worry about curious little fingers testing how "hot" is "hot".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 01:47 AM (IcT7t)
Okay, I'm really leaving now. See everybody in the next dimensional shift.
Remember, God hears all prayers.
And they are answered.
Not necessarily as the pray-er might have wanted.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for comic at May 23, 2018 01:51 AM (7/YOc)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at May 23, 2018 02:03 AM (CkxFg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 02:03 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 02:37 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 02:51 AM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 02:55 AM (7PQBV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2018 03:29 AM (Dkm+q)
Posted by: Lava Land at May 23, 2018 03:30 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2018 03:49 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 23, 2018 03:50 AM (2yngH)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2018 03:55 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2018 04:05 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2018 04:19 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2018 04:26 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2018 04:39 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2018 04:44 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2018 04:44 AM (aC6Sd)
Cocksucker!
Posted by: Wu at May 23, 2018 04:52 AM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2018 04:53 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Al Gore at May 23, 2018 04:56 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 23, 2018 05:02 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2018 05:06 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 23, 2018 05:08 AM (Pg+x7)
Everyone have a great day, think its supposed to be rain free here.
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2018 05:10 AM (aC6Sd)
maybe there's some truth to it!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 23, 2018 05:16 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Al Gore at May 23, 2018 05:19 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: fluffy at May 23, 2018 05:49 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2018 06:06 AM (EyPfd)
The making of the sausage is an ugly thing to hold.
And it's not good sausage, either.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2018 06:08 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 23, 2018 06:12 AM (hMwEB)
To each his own. Personally, I like holding sausages.
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 23, 2018 06:12 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Gooshy at May 23, 2018 06:16 AM (MXke7)
Good morning, Hordians. Up, dressed, kennel dogs let out, morning prayers said, coffee in hand. We're good!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2018 06:19 AM (PtCEE)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2018 06:19 AM (hyuyC)
Or is it easier to have a card with who isn't involved?
Posted by: Bruce at May 23, 2018 06:28 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at May 23, 2018 06:29 AM (8ikIW)
Chiggers are such an impediment to those great ideas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2018 06:30 AM (hyuyC)
My plan to research a good idea today for my startup hit a snag. The local university library burned yesterday. Closed indefinitely.
Work preps do not change.
So have a blessed day, and may every traffic light turn green as you approach.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2018 06:35 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2018 06:42 AM (e8kgV)
Look how things have turned around on the Criminal Deep State. They go after Phony Collusion with Russia, a made up Scam, and end up getting caught in a major SPY scandal the likes of which this country may never have seen before! What goes around, comes around!
Posted by: Bruce at May 23, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)
No problem big or small cannot be solved but by throwing tons of money at a dictator/enemy regime.
Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2018 06:51 AM (ii30j)
Posted by: SMOD
"I don't like to be pushed!"
Dirty Dozen
Posted by: Bruce at May 23, 2018 06:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2018 06:51 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 23, 2018 06:53 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: My Aching Hemroidal Ass at May 23, 2018 06:55 AM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 06:59 AM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 07:00 AM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&
Reminds me of the joke punchline, 'Now, where's that lady with the bad tooth"
Posted by: Bruce at May 23, 2018 07:04 AM (8ikIW)
It doesn't bother me as much as it probably bothers other drivers on the road.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 07:06 AM (R5lpX)
Maybe he is just slow this week?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2018 07:08 AM (+Dllb)
John dyed his moustache pink and blue. . The proof's in the pudding. That is all. 573$$+231#@89.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 07:11 AM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 23, 2018 07:19 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 23, 2018 07:20 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 07:22 AM (n13/j)
This all out assault on Kumquats must stop! Americans are not afraid of Kum.
Posted by: United Federation of Kumquat Growers at May 23, 2018 07:27 AM (UdKB7)
"Trump should be happy that the FBI was SPYING on his campaign" No, James Clapper, I am not happy. Spying on a campaign would be illegal, and a scandal to boot!
Posted by: Bruce at May 23, 2018 07:27 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: United Federation of Kumquat Growers at May 23, 2018 07:27 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 07:30 AM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 07:30 AM (R5lpX)
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Posted by: Bruce at May 23, 2018 07:33 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2018 07:33 AM (zLDYs)
Interesting. Is that all in one box?
Posted by: Bruce at May 23, 2018 07:34 AM (8ikIW)
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