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Tater Tut: It's Offensive to Claim I'm an Anti-Trump Democrat

Via Ed Driscoll of Instapundit, CNN's Tater is claiming he's not on either side of the political aisle.

Does Brian Stelter even listen to himself talk? The same man who compared Donald Trump to "authoritarian" "strongmen" is now "offended by the idea that top White House aide Kellyanne Conway sees the CNN journalist as an anti-Trump Democrat. While talking about Russia on Sunday's Reliable Sources, Conway referred to "people on your side of the aisle."

Stelter huffed, "I'm not on a side of an aisle. That's an offensive remark." Conway pounced: "Well, tell America. Did you vote for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump? How did your wife vote? Tell America."

The media wants to lie to your face about fundamental things and then demand that you believe everything they say.

Hello, they lied.

That's Our Tater! Tater's too stupid to be any good at lying.

Also, I heard that there might be some news broken on Tucker Carlson's show tonight.

Eh, it looks like he's just debating a Democrat who claims he has "proof" of collusion. Seems like theater, but not news.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:02 PM




Comments

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1 First!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at May 21, 2018 07:55 PM (nILVB)

2 Tater Tut



Victor Buono was better in that role

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2018 07:55 PM (SiINZ)

3 Isn't that redundant?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 21, 2018 07:56 PM (JtfSK)

4
All media plays this tiresome game of pretend objectivity. Which I don't get, because its obvious. Maybe they just like to troll us.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 07:56 PM (r+sAi)

5 He's probably registered as an Independent.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 21, 2018 07:58 PM (nILVB)

6 It's not that moron (actual one) from Watters' World is it? He claimed that because Trump Jr. was looking for dirt--any dirt that came out was passed at the Trump Tower meeting.

So, Veselnitskaya gave Trump Jr. the DNC emails, which he passed on to Assange...because it was dirt on the Clinton campaign.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 07:58 PM (vDqXW)

7 He's too ridiculous to even mock.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 07:59 PM (zSVEm)

8 I wonder what his political donations would show.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2018 07:59 PM (lKs2v)

9 OT,
If rickl is around if the space x launch tomorrow is scrubbed they will launch Wednesday at 12:42

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 21, 2018 07:59 PM (2DYau)

10 Dickhead sez wut?

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 21, 2018 07:59 PM (I77tV)

11 The deep state taters will make sure that justise is served.
With gravy.

Posted by: Jessie at May 21, 2018 07:59 PM (UdKB7)

12 "...That's an offensive remark."

You're damned straight it's offensive.

Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2018 08:00 PM (w1zJX)

13 You usage of an otherwise outstanding name in reference to this alleged person is causing me some difficulties with the ladies, Ace.

Posted by: Mr. Potato Head at May 21, 2018 08:00 PM (vkomf)

14 Tater Tut


Funky Tut.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:01 PM (yQpMk)

15 It's Tater Tut! Jeepers, Batman.

Posted by: Robin, The Boy Wonder at May 21, 2018 08:01 PM (QLvwG)

16 Too early to go off topic.

Warning: sometime later, I will be publishing a vent so my head won't explode.

I hope ya'll's(?) Monday has been better by comparison.

As for Stiffler: not surprised at all.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2018 08:02 PM (rJUlF)

17 You want gas?

Eat a raw tater......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2018 08:02 PM (EoRCO)

18 mmmm I think I'll have me some taters and potted meat.

Posted by: Sling Blade at May 21, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf)

19 Tater Tut is CNN's experimental division on creating a human and egg hybrid.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2018 08:02 PM (pw+jk)

20 Also, I heard that there might be some news broken on Tucker Carlson's show tonight.

Eh, it looks like he's just debating a Democrat who claims he has "proof" of collusion. Seems like theater, but not news.

====


On now...

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:02 PM (Enq6K)

21 I suspect that many of these "journalists" went into journalism because they couldn't quite cut it at teacher's college.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2018 08:02 PM (7UW64)

22 Ace, you are obviously at work today, but your posts are entirely...derivative.

Don't you think we have already read that stuff?

Are you going all Cap'n Ed on us?

We don't come for the news, but we stay for the...ah..adumbration.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 21, 2018 08:03 PM (zCyNd)

23 I would take them seriously if it wasn't for that 8-year nap from 2008-2016. I would take them seriously if they would react in horror and outrage at an out-of-control deep state trying to manipulate elections and subvert democracy. I would take them seriously if they would rebel against one political party using them as mouthpieces and propaganda agents.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 21, 2018 08:03 PM (ppaKI)

24 I do not hate Trump but am not fond of high humidity... or exercise... or being found out my master is a leftist stooge...

Posted by: Brian Stetler's Moobs at May 21, 2018 08:03 PM (pw+jk)

25 Tater Tut is CNN's experimental division on creating a human and egg hybrid.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2018 08:02 PM (pw+jk)



I'm not so sure they're using a human

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2018 08:03 PM (SiINZ)

26 "You usage of an otherwise outstanding name in reference to this alleged person is causing me some difficulties with the ladies, Ace.
Posted by: Mr. Potato Head"


One bad tater don't spoil the whole sack. It doesn't make us think any less of you Mr. Head.

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:04 PM (UdKB7)

27 Dance lil' MSM thumbkin, dance!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 08:04 PM (W+vEI)

28 TuCa could bring Dick Painter back, the echo of his empty head synchronized with his nasally whine, lent an air of credibility to his vacuous accusations reminding me of a guy carrying a "The End is Near" sandwich board.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 21, 2018 08:04 PM (DxWUs)

29 Even tho I'm only 29, I remember Watergate and I remember the vitriol spewed by every media source imaginable at the Nixon White House and the individuals within it.

We now have a far more serious crime, and a media that refuses to acknowledge that fact.

Exactly what is the DoJ waiting for? Get busy with the Special Prosecutor and start prosecuting these traitors!

Posted by: Boots at May 21, 2018 08:04 PM (EBwPV)

30 Only two things come outta CNN, traitors and tators.

Posted by: zombie R. Lee Ermey at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (H5knJ)

31 Dick Painter? I had no idea there was such a profession. What color did you opt for?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (7UW64)

32 I would take them seriously if it wasn't for that 8-year nap from 2008-2016. I would take them seriously if they would react in horror and outrage at an out-of-control deep state trying to manipulate elections and subvert democracy. I would take them seriously if they would rebel against one political party using them as mouthpieces and propaganda agents.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 21, 2018 08:03 PM (ppaKI)



You will understand all once you realize that the Democratic Party is the political wing of the MFM.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

33 I for one love tater-tots. Whether they are Ore-Ida or generic... they all taste good after frying em up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (pw+jk)

34 Tater Tut is CNN's experimental division on creating a human and egg hybrid.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2018 08:02 PM (pw+jk)


Maybe more of a Denver Scramble.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (rJUlF)

35 >>Eh, it looks like he's just debating a Democrat who claims he has "proof" of collusion. Seems like theater, but not news.


Rep. Swalwell - a bigtime Dem leaker

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (W+vEI)

36 Victor Buono would have been great as Tater Tut.

Half fry cook with the face of a Tater Tot after a deep fryer explosion, half anthropology professor who received a bump on the head and thinks he's King Tut.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (RHEDC)

37 30 Only two things come outta CNN, traitors and tators.

Posted by: zombie R. Lee Ermey at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (H5knJ)

Oh, c'mon now, you know there's some queers there too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2018 08:06 PM (7UW64)

38 8
I wonder what his political donations would show.
Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2018 07:59 PM (lKs2v)

None for "Brian Stetler". What's his wife's name?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:06 PM (rnXGe)

39 9 OT,
If rickl is around if the space x launch tomorrow is scrubbed they will launch Wednesday at 12:42
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 21, 2018 07:59 PM (2DYau)


Hi, CaliGirl! It's still on for Tuesday at 12:47 pm PDT (3:47 pm EST) last I heard.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

40 Oh geez, this nutter on Tucker...keeps dodging Tucker's questions by saying 'I can reveal classified information'.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:06 PM (Enq6K)

41
Breaking: Rosenstein appoints Hillary Clinton as special investigator to Obama and Clinton Election Interference Case.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 08:06 PM (r+sAi)

42 *holds up press pass*

JOURNALISTIC IMMUNITY!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:07 PM (yQpMk)

43 Stelter huffed, "That's an offensive remark."

And you're an offensive person, but we can shut up.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2018 08:07 PM (JGBbg)

44 42. Ha! Which one of those Mel Gibson insane cop flicks was that?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

45 he's just debating a Democrat who claims he has "proof" of collusion.
--------

Dems have become adept at shrugging their shoulders while cutting their eyes away.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 08:07 PM (9tO1t)

46 Ooops....'I CAN'T reveal classified information'.

Next he will show what 'proof of collusion' he has...right after the break.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:08 PM (Enq6K)

47
I miss so much by not having a working television set.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 21, 2018 08:08 PM (roQNm)

48 EM JOURNABALISTIC TATER TOE FIVE!

Posted by: Maxscene H2Oers at May 21, 2018 08:08 PM (pw+jk)

49 Dick Painter? I had no idea there was such a profession. What color did you opt for?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (7UW64)

Flesh color, except for Mardi Gras.

Posted by: Dick Painter at May 21, 2018 08:08 PM (zCyNd)

50 Eh, it looks like he's just debating a Democrat who claims he has "proof" of collusion. Seems like theater, but not news.


Rep. Swalwell - a bigtime Dem leaker

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (W+vEI)
**************************

I would like to punch Swalwell in the face.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 21, 2018 08:09 PM (PvFoN)

51 31
Dick Painter? I had no idea there was such a profession. What color did you opt for?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (7UW64)

Actually, I got a tattoo of my whole body, only bigger.I poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.

Posted by: Steven Wright don't Serf at May 21, 2018 08:09 PM (DxWUs)

52 Swalwell will bring up Donald Jr. meeting, and Carter Page speech in Moscow and Papadopoulos drunken conversation with the Australian. Nothing new will be discussed.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 21, 2018 08:09 PM (rdl6o)

53 Meh. Its Swallowswell on TuCa. Pure theater.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 21, 2018 08:09 PM (5iPef)

54 I hears thats Elmers be main a TAINT flavored paste.
MMMMM MMMM

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2018 08:10 PM (pw+jk)

55 None for "Brian Stetler". What's his wife's name?"

Mr. Brian Stetler.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:10 PM (7LY+6)

56 Brian Setzler>Brian Stelter

Posted by: Stray Cat Miklos at May 21, 2018 08:10 PM (zCyNd)

57 Only reporters can view the proof of Russian collusion by the Trump campaign.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at May 21, 2018 08:10 PM (QLvwG)

58 >>We now have a far more serious crime, and a media that refuses to acknowledge that fact.


They are part of it. They are being paid by Fusion GPS to lay down various narratives. They are receiving the leaks that Obama made possible via his FISA abuse and loosening of unmasking rules as he exited office. They are happily printing info they receive from IC (people like Strzok and Page) all while saying there is no IC plot to oust Trump. They are not dupes.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 08:10 PM (W+vEI)

59 Brian Eno > Brian Stelter

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:10 PM (fA1SL)

60 3:47 pm EDT I meant.

Damn DST.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

61 Little Schiff....

Posted by: T at May 21, 2018 08:10 PM (nzKWW)

62 It's not lying if you believe it.

Posted by: Brian Costanza Stelter at May 21, 2018 08:11 PM (wSC8T)

63 Dead cat flat as a pancake in the road>Brian Stelter

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:11 PM (UdKB7)

64 56
Brian Setzler>Brian Stelter

Posted by: Stray Cat Miklos at May 21, 2018 08:10 PM (zCyNd)

Yes, I typo'd it here. No reportable contributions that I can find.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:11 PM (rnXGe)

65 AB Normal > Brian Stelter

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:11 PM (7LY+6)

66 All this human penis and this CNN fellow will result with boycotts and lawsuits.

Posted by: Gaystapo at May 21, 2018 08:11 PM (pw+jk)

67 Eric Swalwell - betcha he's got a few skeletons in the closet.
Physiognomy is a thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

68 If I have to watch this jamoke for 1/2 hour...I'll puke.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:12 PM (Enq6K)

69 They are not dupes.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 08:10 PM (W+vEI)

Da, Comrade.

Posted by: Pravda Lite: MSLSD et. al. at May 21, 2018 08:12 PM (7UW64)

70 Brian Setzer > Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 08:12 PM (PUmDY)

71 None for "Brian Stetler". What's his wife's name?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:06 PM (rnXGe)

You misspelled beard.

Posted by: Monk at May 21, 2018 08:12 PM (qlpyb)

72 Sail Cat.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2018 08:12 PM (RuIsu)

73 Elmers be main a "

Maxine, that you?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:13 PM (7LY+6)

74 I think Brian Stelter's head could fit in.
IFYKWIMAIKYD.
But it might ruin my coulo for normal fists.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 21, 2018 08:13 PM (pw+jk)

75 Brian of Nazareth >> Brian Swelter

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 08:13 PM (vDqXW)

76 Swawell's office door.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybnkfdd4

At least we know where his loyalty lies.

And, the guy has a lisp. NTTATWWT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (FJXGr)

77 Brain Seltzer > Brian Stelter

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (7LY+6)

78 ...and, as always, I will fight any one of you faggots in The Octagon!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (O5Q3r)

79 Maybe Louis Mensch is a dupe, because she is crazy, and it looks like (from the Strzok/Page texts referring to leaks to the "limey"_) they were intentionally feeding her these nutty conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (W+vEI)

80 29 Even tho I'm only 29, I remember Watergate and I remember the vitriol spewed by every media source imaginable at the Nixon White House and the individuals within it.

We now have a far more serious crime, and a media that refuses to acknowledge that fact.

Posted by: Boots at May 21, 2018 08:04 PM (EBwPV)


Somebody said earlier today, imagine if the MSM had sided with Nixon and actively conspired to cover up Watergate.

That's what we have now.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (sdi6R)

81 Ok, so the despicable conspiracy is clear to us, we who pay attention. What are the general public perceiving?

Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (/A+Cl)

82 Willowed...

315 There used to be a blog/site that had posts from Congressional staffers - you couldn't just create an account and post, you had to be a legit staffer, not sure how they vetted that. Don't recall the name of it, used to read it years ago, every once in a while the curtain would be pulled back and you'd see a hint of dealings or what have you that piqued interest. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Wish I could remember the site, might be interesting.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:11 PM (Gim9y)

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (Gim9y)

83 Wifes name is Jamie Shupak Stelter. No contributions there either at opensecrets.org.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (rnXGe)

84 Bwian? Who ith thith Bwian?

Posted by: Pravda Lite: MSLSD et. al. at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (7UW64)

85 Stonewall Swalwell. I've seen his act before.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (vDqXW)

86 Physiognomy is a thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

Dude has strange bumps on his skull.

Posted by: Miklos, Expert Phrenologist at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (zCyNd)

87 81. Or do I need to wade into the sewer of FB to get an idea?

Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2018 08:15 PM (/A+Cl)

88 Eric Swalwell - betcha he's got a few skeletons in the closet.
Physiognomy is a thing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,
---------

See 76

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 08:15 PM (FJXGr)

89 Oh geez...this guy.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:15 PM (Enq6K)

90 Brian Bostwick is >. Great

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 08:15 PM (PUmDY)

91 76. Pedo-face + Rainbow Flag + Rabid attacks on the POTUS who's bringing down pedos and human traffickers. Heh.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

92 Swalwell is dumber than a bag of dogshit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (/tuJf)

93 Swalwell is not very bright...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (p9qVR)

94
an anagram for Brian Stelter is Renal Bitters.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (r+sAi)

95 Dude has strange bumps on his skull.

Posted by: Miklos, Expert Phrenologis
====
Those ain't bumps. Those be genital warts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (pw+jk)

96 Ok, part of this guy's 'evidence' is Trump making a joke about Russia getting Hillary's missing 33,000 emails.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (Enq6K)

97 LOL Jack

You watching too I see.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (p9qVR)

98 "315 There used to be a blog/site that had posts from Congressional
staffers - you couldn't just create an account and post, you had to be a
legit staffer, not sure how they vetted that"

@house.gov email address. In a former life I was the email admin.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (rnXGe)

99 Barry Bostwick = Brad Majors

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (7LY+6)

100 87 81. Or do I need to wade into the sewer of FB to get an idea?

Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2018 08:15 PM (/A+Cl)

Ew. Don't get any on ya.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (7UW64)

101 Swalwell was the guy who said that Tucker might be conspiring with the Russians if he doesn't believe anything happened at Trump Tower.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 08:17 PM (vDqXW)

102 Ace, maybe you should lay off Stelter a little. I mean, the guy has only recently been diagnosed with gynecomastia of the face.

Posted by: irright at May 21, 2018 08:17 PM (RVcmP)

103 Also also willowed:

314 I second what atomicplaygirl said.

If someone asks me about Colorado's budget hole, I can answer that. If someone asks me about the Second Amendment, I can answer that. I am pretty sure I can field some questions about Islam, or about the Sasanian Empire if they ever get around to invading Boulder County.

I can't get my head around this scandal beyond "bureaucrats do bad things". Can someone provide a moron-level short overview? Should alexthechick pull out her hand puppets for this one?

316 Remember 'Clinton Cash'? That did a wonderful job explaining how the Clintons took money from bad doodz and, in the meantime, fucked over Haiti. When I was (trying to) Make Boulder Great Again, I made much use of what it taught me.

That sort of thing is what we need for this mess.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 08:17 PM (6FqZa)

104 Not hard to visualize schutzstaffel bolts on Swalwells lapels

Posted by: BluesFish at May 21, 2018 08:17 PM (5iPef)

105 Physiognomy is a thing.



Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:11 PM (fA1SL)



Dude has strange bumps on his skull.

Posted by: Miklos, Expert Phrenologist at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (zCyNd)

It looks more like Phimosis to me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 08:17 PM (QLvwG)

106 Anagram Swalswell -> Awls well

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 08:18 PM (FJXGr)

107 This guy is a trip.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 08:18 PM (p9qVR)

108 diagnosed with gynecomastia of the face. "

B cup?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:18 PM (7LY+6)

109 In Tater's defense. He spent all those years on Seinfeld and you never had that clear of an idea what his politics were.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 08:19 PM (vDqXW)

110 94
an anagram for Brian Stelter is Renal Bitters.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (r+sAi)

Smells a bit like stale piss.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2018 08:19 PM (7UW64)

111 "Bringing Russian's into the oval office'

Da Fuq is he talking about?

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:19 PM (Enq6K)

112 BREAKING

Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-NAMBLA) admits tax issues

Did not pay FICA for undocumented "nanny named Manny"

Posted by: Miklos, must credit at May 21, 2018 08:19 PM (zCyNd)

113

Stelter is by no means smart enough to classify as stupid.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 21, 2018 08:19 PM (S/hVx)

114 imagine if the MSM had sided with Nixon and actively conspired to cover up Watergate.

Ooh, that's good.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 08:19 PM (6FqZa)

115 And the Democrats proof????

Trump is both a genius and an idiot, at the same time...

And he's a doody head...

So... guility...

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:19 PM (NgKpN)

116 So there i was banging Brian Stetler in the ass and my penis came clear off.
I said keep the whole thing.... and he did.. at least until tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Lepper at May 21, 2018 08:20 PM (pw+jk)

117 Smells a bit like stale piss"

So Rolling Rock...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:20 PM (7LY+6)

118 Oh...his further proof..."consciousness of quilt".


WTF that means...

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:20 PM (Enq6K)

119 I love tater tuts with lots and lots of ketchup.

Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 21, 2018 08:20 PM (Tyii7)

120 consciousness of quilt"

Stitching together a tale?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:21 PM (7LY+6)

121 >>You watching too I see.

It's painful to watch this assclown. It's even more painful knowing he is going to get re-elected easily.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 08:21 PM (/tuJf)

122 'Did not pay FICA for undocumented "nanny named Manny"'

Let me guess. A tranny?

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:21 PM (UdKB7)

123
Allen Drury - a journalist before he became a novelist - had the MSM pegged 50+ years ago and was called an anti-Communist Neaderthal. He was more accurate than he was credited for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2018 08:21 PM (Gq+1C)

124 "Egg, George Michael?" "Really?"

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 08:21 PM (PUmDY)

125 consciousness of quilt".


Trump sleeps like a baby under the Presidential Quilt

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 08:21 PM (8ikIW)

126 I love tater tuts with lots and lots of ketchup."

You'll get hay and like it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:21 PM (7LY+6)

127 I once traded five of my Silver Stars for a plate of tuts.

Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 21, 2018 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

128 "Conscience of guilt evidence", LMAO, this is even richer than the Madcow exclusive of Trump's 2005 tax returns.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 21, 2018 08:22 PM (yNyJy)

129 Even tho I'm only 29, I remember Watergate and I remember the vitriol spewed by every media source imaginable at the Nixon White House and the individuals within it.

We now have a far more serious crime, and a media that refuses to acknowledge that fact.

Posted by: Boots
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It was front page, every day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 08:22 PM (cp1if)

130 120 consciousness of quilt"

Stitching together a tale?

---

And let the pun games begin...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 08:22 PM (p9qVR)

131 The odd thing is that if assclowns like Tater got their wish they would be in the gulags. How is this rational?

Posted by: rammajamma at May 21, 2018 08:22 PM (xceTB)

132 Tranny Nanny named Manny.

Manny, the Tranny, who nannies.

Our Nanny, Manny the Tranny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (u5WMz)

133 I'm soon going to be called Pepe the Brian Stelter fucker.
Shit is going down hill.

Posted by: Pepe the Goat Fucker at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (pw+jk)

134 120 consciousness of quilt"



Stitching together a tale?



---



And let the pun games begin...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 08:22 PM (p9qVR)

Weaving a tapestry of deception.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (QLvwG)

135 ...and this is why Mueller and gang is starting to shit a brick

Posted by: T at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (nzKWW)

136 Star Wars is on and Kirk is fighting that damn Gorn again.
Good thing Gorns can't move their jaws.

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (UdKB7)

137 Ok, part of this guy's 'evidence' is Trump making a joke about Russia getting Hillary's missing 33,000 emails.

He did say that he believed Trump was too stupid to realize he was sending a request to Russia to leak Hillary's email. This is nonsense. Time to watch basketball.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (rdl6o)

138 Ew. Don't get any on ya.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (7UW64)


Heh. Mr. Bassman has a page he neither visits nor posts on. I check it out about twice a year, but it's so depressing how many of our friends think people like us are un-people.
(many don't know we are conservative). They readily display their insanity on every issue. Last time I checked they were reassuring each other that Trump's collusion with Russia would be revealed and it would be his undoing.

Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (/A+Cl)

139 LMAO, this is even richer than the Madcow exclusive of Trump's 2005 tax returns.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 21, 2018 08:22 PM (yNyJy)

The only thing found in the safe of the Titanic.

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

140 Trump sleeps like a baby under the Presidential Quilt"

Is that like the presidential podium?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (7LY+6)

141 Swalwell is freaking hilarious. His proof, apparently, is that Trump didn't disavow Putin sufficiently. This shitshow is too stupid even to be shameful. Trump needs to order summary executions. Why not? If Obama can illegally spy on Trump, Trump can order his enemies liquidated. Just don't kill Swalwell and Schiff. They are valuable assets.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (l2kVh)

142 Allen Drury - a journalist before he became a novelist - had the MSM pegged 50+ years ago and was called an anti-Communist Neaderthal. He was more accurate than he was credited for.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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'Shelley's Heart'. Must be read by everyone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 08:24 PM (cp1if)

143 It's like like guy has no clue what sarcasm is.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 08:24 PM (p9qVR)

144 131 The odd thing is that if assclowns like Tater got their wish they would be in the gulags. How is this rational?
Posted by: rammajamma at May 21, 2018 08:22 PM (xceTB)

All of these shleps believe they are part of the Nomenklatura and it is the rest of us who will be in the gulags.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:24 PM (u5WMz)

145 I have sipped Brian Stelter and he is no fine penis. Most ordinary indeed.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 21, 2018 08:24 PM (pw+jk)

146 Now they're going into this guy's gun grabbing position....

whatever...

Is Jeopardy on?

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:24 PM (Enq6K)

147 111 "Bringing Russian's into the oval office'

Da Fuq is he talking about?
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:19 PM (Enq6K)

What amazes me is the media's lack of any coherent grasp of history.

Russia has less than half OUR population... and about 1/3 of the EU's.

And between the US and EU... we have 20 times the GDP... (and Russia's is stagnant... no real growth)...

Yet.... Russia is a threat.... while China... who has 4x our Population.... and a growing GDP now 2/3rds of ours.... is NOT a threat.

Even though China is still blatantly Communist.... while Russia is a Democracy in a Robber Baron phase (like we went through in the late 1800's)

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (NgKpN)

148 It is Barry Bostwick, isn't it?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (PUmDY)

149 And let the pun games begin... "

You needling me?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (7LY+6)

150 Tranny Nanny named Manny.

Manny, the Tranny, who nannies.

Our Nanny, Manny the Tranny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (u5WMz)



In many ways the story of Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (SiINZ)

151
Star Wars is on and Kirk is fighting that damn Gorn again.
Good thing Gorns can't move their jaws.
Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM



WE invented gunpowder, not Kirk!

Posted by: China at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (EzdLW)

152 and this is why Mueller and gang is starting to shit a brick
Posted by: T at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (nzKWW)

Besides Comey I want that bastard Mueller gone.

Old bastard has his sticky fingers in everything and I don't recall anyone voting for his old criminal ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (EoRCO)

153 Amanduh Carpenter is retarded.

Posted by: Monk at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (qlpyb)

154
It was front page, every day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


And every week Time and Newsweek would quote some anonymous Republican source saying, "He's finished."

From somewhere, the ghost of Richard Nixon laughs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (uTNYj)

155 Damn...you guys jump on typos quick like.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (Enq6K)

156 The only thing found in the safe of the Titanic.

Posted by: Jerry Rivers


You'd better watch your back, you little rat fink.

Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at May 21, 2018 08:26 PM (Tyii7)

157 "Bringing Russian's into the oval office'

Da Fuq is he talking about?

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:19 PM (Enq6K)


Oh now the Dems are worried about Russians in our government

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2018 08:26 PM (SiINZ)

158 It was front page, every day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 08:22 PM (cp1if)

Not until almost two years after the break-in once it became clear the WH was involved.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:26 PM (rnXGe)

159 Cosmic Charlie @8:25... the Mayor from Spin City? Yes.

Posted by: Brian Costanza Stelter at May 21, 2018 08:26 PM (wSC8T)

160 Posted by: Lepper at May 21, 2018 08:20 PM (pw+jk)

King Missile called - they want their song idea back.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:26 PM (Gim9y)

161 Good thing Gorns can't move their jaws."

Can you fashion a rudimentary lathe?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:26 PM (7LY+6)

162 'Did not pay FICA for undocumented "nanny named Manny"'

Let me guess. A tranny?
Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:21 PM (UdKB7)

What do tranny's make now a days? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2018 08:26 PM (SjImc)

163 152 and this is why Mueller and gang is starting to shit a brick
Posted by: T at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (nzKWW)

Besides Comey I want that bastard Mueller gone.

Old bastard has his sticky fingers in everything and I don't recall anyone voting for his old criminal ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (EoRCO)

Mueller is Rosenstein's Monster.... he needs to go too.

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:27 PM (NgKpN)

164

*does headslap*

My god! I'm surround by a bunch of stupid white frat boys. Maybe I need to rethink this whole thing.

Posted by: Donna Brasille at May 21, 2018 08:27 PM (cp1if)

165 BREAKING

Obama also had Russians in Oval Office

"But they was Black Russians" says Sharpton

Posted by: Miklos, cub reporter at May 21, 2018 08:27 PM (zCyNd)

166 anagram... brian stelter = El Barren Tits

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 08:27 PM (r+sAi)

167 It is Barry Bostwick, isn't it?"

Damnit, Janet

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:27 PM (7LY+6)

168 Starting to think the really hard push to disarm Americans, and the pace of the exposure of the DC criminal class are not as unrelated as they might appear. Anyone have any tinfoil I could borrow?

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2018 08:27 PM (Y8DtA)

169 Off, news-program-about-nothing sock!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (wSC8T)

170 Waves at apg......how are you girl?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (mMeIQ)

171 Damn...you guys jump on typos quick like.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (Enq6K)

==
There, their, they're.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (pw+jk)

172 >>He did say that he believed Trump was too stupid to realize he was sending a request to Russia to leak Hillary's email. This is nonsense. Time to watch basketball.


Yeah, changed the channel.

Trump joked about Russia leaking Hillary's 33K *deleted* emails, and this was weeks *after* WikiLeaks did their DNC and Podesta email dumps. Also weeks/months after we knew Hillary's email server had been disabled, bleachbitted, and passed off to the Platte River useful idiots.

Timelines, how do they work?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (W+vEI)

173 Now they're going into this guy's gun grabbing position....

Is that some sort of martial arts move?

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

174 This Swalwell fellow swallows.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (EZebt)

175 I heard Donald puts Russian salad dressing on his Trump Tower Tacos.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (QLvwG)

176 161 Good thing Gorns can't move their jaws."

Can you fashion a rudimentary lathe?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:26 PM (7LY+6)

Nice reference.

"I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather be a hero than a coward."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (u5WMz)

177
"But they was Black Russians"

I'm on it....Hic

... Shillary...

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 08:29 PM (8ikIW)

178 What do tranny's make now a days"

8 to 10 speeds...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:29 PM (7LY+6)

179 Ohhhhh...

He's from California.

Explains the Ken-doll like persona.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 08:29 PM (p9qVR)

180 Somebody said earlier today, imagine if the MSM had sided with Nixon and actively conspired to cover up Watergate.

That's what we have now.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (sdi6R)



Imagine if Nixon actually had used the FBI and the IRS to go after political opponents instead of just talking about doing it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

181 This Swalwell a-hole is what's wrong with the Left. There is no talking to them.

Fucker needs a .....never mind.....

Posted by: LGoPs at May 21, 2018 08:29 PM (DK0L4)

182 174 This Swalwell fellow swallows.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (EZebt)

So do I!

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 21, 2018 08:29 PM (QfyTW)

183 Not until almost two years after the break-in once it became clear the WH was involved.
Posted by: Brian
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Nixon, of course, wasn't directly involved in the crime. As usual, it was the investigation that generated his 'obstruction'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 08:29 PM (Zdm89)

184 168 Starting to think the really hard push to disarm Americans, and the pace of the exposure of the DC criminal class are not as unrelated as they might appear. Anyone have any tinfoil I could borrow?
Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2018 08:27 PM (Y8DtA)


/hands Abiss a Tinfoil hat...

Just make sure to use either the alligator clip, or the attached electrical plug to ground it.... works better...

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:29 PM (NgKpN)

185 Tater Tut. LOL

Of course now we need the obligatory video;

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbavuReVF4

Posted by: Tuna at May 21, 2018 08:30 PM (jm1YL)

186 Watergate is illustrative in that I believe that was when the "Deep State" first learned the power of their leaks to the press.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:30 PM (rnXGe)

187 I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather be a hero than a coward"

Maybe you're the plucky comic relief...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:30 PM (7LY+6)

188
'Shelley's Heart'. Must be read by everyone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


And the others in the series. McCarry's Patrick Graham is the archetype of the modern-day wealthy progressive journalist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2018 08:31 PM (KomOY)

189 Imagine if Nixon actually had used the FBI and the IRS to go after political opponents instead of just talking about doing it.
Posted by: Grump928
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Those 1,000 FBI files on political opponents was just an error. And no, I have no idea who that Craig Livingstone fellow is.

Posted by: Hillary at May 21, 2018 08:31 PM (Zdm89)

190 This media is only a propaganda outfit. Might as well have Pravda or Izvestia. Same-same. Lie to America and lie to the world.

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2018 08:31 PM (zLDYs)

191 Nixon, of course, wasn't directly involved in the crime. As usual, it was the investigation that generated his 'obstruction'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 08:29 PM (Zdm89)

He didn't have to be. His underlings new exactly how he rolled and acted accordingly. Sound familiar?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:31 PM (rnXGe)

192 Watergate is illustrative in that I believe that was when the "Deep State" first learned the power of their leaks to the press.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:30 PM (rnXGe)

The #2 guy at the FBI. That fine, upstanding, Dudley Dooright organization.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 08:31 PM (QLvwG)

193 Jesus Gleber Torres gots some power for a little guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2018 08:32 PM (SjImc)

194 176 161 Good thing Gorns can't move their jaws."

Can you fashion a rudimentary lathe?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:26 PM (7LY+6)

Nice reference.

"I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather be a hero than a coward."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (u5WMz)

Was at a work event.... had to wear a name tag...

Had my real name then... for a title...

Crewman #6

Was hilarious.... some people got it and smiled.... some were so clueless they were funny.

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:32 PM (NgKpN)

195 175 I heard Donald puts Russian salad dressing on his Trump Tower Tacos.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (QLvwG)

How dare that Xenophobic RUSSIAN stooge appropriate RUSSIAN and Mexican culture!

Posted by: SJW's Everywhere at May 21, 2018 08:32 PM (QfyTW)

196 If government agencies worked together to fight terrorism the way they work together to frame Trump, we would be ahead by 3000 people and two towers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 21, 2018 08:32 PM (rnAwa)

197 Watergate is illustrative in that I believe that was when the "Deep State" first learned the power of their leaks to the press.
Posted by: Brian
-----------

*ahem*

Daniel Ellsberg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 08:32 PM (Zdm89)

198 190. Vestnik Statistikii - always a bridesmaid, never a bride, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

199 187 I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather be a hero than a coward"

Maybe you're the plucky comic relief...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:30 PM (7LY+6)

It's the little things you treasure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:33 PM (u5WMz)

200 >>And the others in the series. McCarry's Patrick Graham is the archetype of the modern-day wealthy progressive journalist.



Who writes novels about brave Congressmen married to Mary Sue ponyologists?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 08:34 PM (W+vEI)

201 Could someone answer this question for me?

Why is there no anger over the content of the hacked DNC emails? Three key points as to what those emails revealed:

1. They rigged the primaries against Bernie.
2. A CNN employee gave Hillary questions to the debate vs. Trump.
3. (And this is the one that really bothers me) The encouragement to use violence and disruptive tactics against Trump supporters at Trump rallies.


We have violence, we have cheating. These actually happened. They're not fairy tales, or hearsay against a foreign party. These were Americans attempting to subvert an election.
Where the hell is the screaming? Why aren't these assholes frog marched into a federal prison?
Please answer this.

Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2018 08:34 PM (c056A)

202 Amen to that BourbonChicken!

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2018 08:34 PM (zLDYs)

203
No matter for whom Tater and his wife voted, they did it for their tots.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2018 08:34 PM (pNxlR)

204 195 175 I heard Donald puts Russian salad dressing on his Trump Tower Tacos.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (QLvwG)

How dare that Xenophobic RUSSIAN stooge appropriate RUSSIAN and Mexican culture!
Posted by: SJW's Everywhere at May 21, 2018 08:32 PM (QfyTW)

And the first REALLY tall tower was the Tower of Babel from the Old Testament...

So clearly he is anit semetic as well...

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:34 PM (NgKpN)

205 ahem*

Daniel Ellsberg"

Albert B Fall

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:34 PM (7LY+6)

206 'Please answer this. '

I don't know.


It's the best I've got.

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

207 Ah, the Gorns! I had many a manly tryst with those galoots. Sigh.

Posted by: Sulu! at May 21, 2018 08:35 PM (Tyii7)

208 175 I heard Donald puts Russian salad dressing on his Trump Tower Tacos.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 08:28 PM (QLvwG)

========
Trump does not put Russians salad dressing his Trump Tower Tacos.
Trump puts Trump Tower Tacos Russian dressing on his Donald.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2018 08:35 PM (pw+jk)

209 >>Daniel Ellsberg

Bingo

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 08:35 PM (/tuJf)

210 And if you can't be with the tot you love,
Love the tot you're with. Love the tot you're with.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 08:35 PM (QLvwG)

211 It's the little things you treasure"

That's not right...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:35 PM (7LY+6)

212
Did someone here summon my magnificent presence?

Posted by: Hellfire's Coming to Breakfast at Tiffany's, by Jake Tappakeggaday at May 21, 2018 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

213 175 & 208.
Still wanna see TGE in an Adibas track suit, eating semechki with Putin on a street corner.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:37 PM (fA1SL)

214 Daniel Ellsberg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 08:32 PM (Zdm89)

The Ellsberg lesson was to never, ever seek mental health treatment.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:37 PM (rnXGe)

215 It was the best of Tater Tut.
It was the worst of Tater Tut.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2018 08:37 PM (pw+jk)

216 Sigh.
Posted by: Sulu! "

The course isn't the only thing laid in...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:37 PM (7LY+6)

217 211 It's the little things you treasure"

That's not right...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:35 PM (7LY+6)

You never took the craft seriously....

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:37 PM (NgKpN)

218
I don't think there are actual laws about rigging your own political party nomination. Altering citizen votes would be, but actually giving one nominee a big advantage, IDK.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 08:38 PM (r+sAi)

219 Clapper isn't saying what Anderson Cooper wants him to say. Anderson Cooper was flustered.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 08:38 PM (PUmDY)

220 215 It was the best of Tater Tut.
It was the worst of Tater Tut.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2018 08:37 PM (pw+jk)

Tater Tut.... could have won a Grammy.... buried in his jammies...

Tater Tut...

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

221 You mean Jake Tap-Her is really a Pony-Grrl?

Neigh!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2018 08:38 PM (qoKAm)

222 You never took the craft seriously....

Just like Mother used to make.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:39 PM (u5WMz)

223
Will tonight be another episode in The Tragedy of the Washington Capitals?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2018 08:39 PM (ZTpI3)

224 We have violence, we have cheating. These actually happened. They're not fairy tales, or hearsay against a foreign party. These were Americans attempting to subvert an election.
Where the hell is the screaming? Why aren't these assholes frog marched into a federal prison?
Please answer this.
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2018 08:34 PM (c056A)

---

Bread and Circuses, man.

The left has done their job well.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 08:39 PM (p9qVR)

225 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 08:38 PM (r+sAi)

Is there a Law against colluding with a Foreign Government???

If so.... do we need to indict the entire State Dept?

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:39 PM (NgKpN)

226 We have violence, we have cheating. These actually happened. They're not fairy tales, or hearsay against a foreign party. These were Americans attempting to subvert an election.
Where the hell is the screaming? Why aren't these assholes frog marched into a federal prison?
Please answer this.
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2018 08:34 PM (c056A)


It's about the ends not the means.

- Progtards Everywhere

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (Eu5eZ)

227 This episode was badly written!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (yQpMk)

228 Mike I can't answer the question, but I can second your amazement and anger that the outrages revealed in the emails - not an iota of which, AFAIK, has ever been contradicted or denied - were a nothingburger to the "press" and (essentially) the country.


Then again, for perspective, recall that after the Chicago Trump event disruption, even Sen. Cruz went stupid and tried to demagogue it as Trump's fault. And we have the almost completely off-base and ludicrous reactions to C'ville, including the jaw-dropper of a senator (little Marco) *in writing* saying that some views don't deserve 1A protections. WTF?


The civic culture, if not mostly collapsed, is pretty sick.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (QDnY+)

229 Just like Mother used to make"

You scene stealing hack.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (7LY+6)

230 Brian Boitano > Brian Stelter

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (UiRxW)

231 Something really bad happened here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (u5WMz)

232 Just FYI, I am getting shelving ads on the main page here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (dEQP3)

233 At one point, Tucker was listing all the things that Trump has done TO the Russians. One was, bombing Russians in Syria.


Swalwell's response? "Did Trump personally bomb them?"


Wanker.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:41 PM (Enq6K)

234 Is there a Law against colluding with a Foreign Government???
<<<<<

Yep.

I was answering Mike's question about rigging primaries.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 08:41 PM (r+sAi)

235 We have violence, we have cheating. These actually happened. They're not
fairy tales, or hearsay against a foreign party. These were Americans
attempting to subvert an election.

Where the hell is the screaming? Why aren't these assholes frog marched into a federal prison?

Please answer this.

Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2018 08:34 PM (c056A)

========
My advice, always travel armed. Take you enemy at their word and deed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2018 08:41 PM (pw+jk)

236 The only thing found in the safe of the Titanic.
Posted by: Jerry Rivers at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)
--------
Well there was that drawing that Leonardo de Crappo drew of Winslet found in the vault in the Titantic flick, but in Stalwell's delusional world he is the bullshit artist & the drawing is of a nude Rosie O'Dufus.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 21, 2018 08:41 PM (yNyJy)

237 228. After WHAT WE ALL KNOW IS COMING BUT CAN'T QUITE BRING OURSELVES TO ACCEPT OR SAY OUT LOUD, there will be a rebirth of the civic spirit. Bigly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:41 PM (fA1SL)

238 Swalwell's response? "Did Trump personally bomb them?"


and the answer is 'Yes. He is, in fact, brain damaged.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

239 It's spelled P-O-T-A-T-O-E!!!

Get it right for once in your life guys!!!

Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 21, 2018 08:42 PM (QfyTW)

240 230 Brian Boitano > Brian Stelter
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (UiRxW)

Brian Setzer > Brian Boitano > Brian Stetler...

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:42 PM (NgKpN)

241 Speed the Day of the Rake.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:42 PM (yQpMk)

242 30 minutes of Eric Swallwell
Fucking count me out.

Posted by: oh brother at May 21, 2018 08:42 PM (6OUNd)

243 I am getting shelving ads on the main page here.

It's subliminal.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at May 21, 2018 08:42 PM (Tyii7)

244 *flashes the claw sign*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:42 PM (yQpMk)

245 Huh.

I thought Stetler was The Human Thumb.

Tater Tot works, too.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2018 08:42 PM (O033+)

246 Brian Setzer > Brian Boitano > Brian Stetler...
Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:42 PM (NgKpN)

Does Brian Setzer even belong on that list? What did he do to you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (u5WMz)

247 It's spelled P-O-T-A-T-O-E!!!
Get it right for once in your life guys!!!
Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 21, 2018 08:42 PM (QfyTW)

Is he dead?......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (EoRCO)

248 The Crapitals are at home. Their fans are used to it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (89T5c)

249 I used the Mok'tar Stealth Hands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (u5WMz)

250 And let the pun games begin...
------
Sew what?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (Evws/)

251 241. Jordan Peterson - him, we shall spare. We'll need hiwis among them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (fA1SL)

252 What would Brian Stetler do????
Eat his own poo.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (pw+jk)

253 Would someone inform Swalwell that paste is not on the usda food pyramind?

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (EzdLW)

254 >>I don't think there are actual laws about rigging your own political party nomination. Altering citizen votes would be, but actually giving one nominee a big advantage, IDK.


Would think there would be some FEC violation here - they defrauded Bernie's donors. And a bunch of them sued the DNC and DWS. Yeah, and the guy who led them ended up mysteriously dead in his bathroom not too long after.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (W+vEI)

255 pyramid

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (EzdLW)

256 Swawell, giving legit village idiots a bad name.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (qoKAm)

257 Kirk's "gunpowder" has big chunks of coal in it. That'll never work. You've got to grind that up into a fine powder.

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7)

258 Swalwell's response? "Did Trump personally bomb them?"
Did Obama personally kill Bin Laden?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2018 08:44 PM (O5Q3r)

259 237
228. After WHAT WE ALL KNOW IS COMING BUT CAN'T QUITE BRING OURSELVES TO
ACCEPT OR SAY OUT LOUD, there will be a rebirth of the civic spirit.
Bigly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:41 PM (fA1SL)

Nah. People have grown accustomed to things like electricity and running water. They'll do anything and follow anyone who can restore it. They'll put a crown on whoever promises to turn the internet back on.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:44 PM (rnXGe)

260 By Grapthar's hammer...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (7LY+6)

261
Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.

Posted by: Hellfire's Coming to Breakfast at Tiffany's, by Jake Tappakeggaday at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (pNxlR)

262 Did the pansexual alien in glowing flowing garb show up yet to congratulate Kirk for not killing the Gorn?

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (EzdLW)

263 They'll put a crown on whoever promises to turn the internet back on.

Trump is too old to be Caesar. Who will play the role of Octavian?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

264
*flashes the claw sign*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:42 PM (yQpMk)



Not craw! Craw!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (SiINZ)

265 247 It's spelled P-O-T-A-T-O-E!!!
Get it right for once in your life guys!!!
Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 21, 2018 08:42 PM (QfyTW)

Is he dead?......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (EoRCO)

No, I'm still kickin'!

Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (QfyTW)

266 257 Kirk's "gunpowder" has big chunks of coal in it. That'll never work. You've got to grind that up into a fine powder.
Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7)

You mean you can't just throw handfuls of sulphur, potassium nitrate and coal in a bamboo shoot (along with some diamonds) and have it act like a naval cannon? (complete with hilarious banana peel barrel)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (u5WMz)

267 Palp, predictions are hard, especially about the future (hat tip: Yogi), but I don't think so (that the coming festivities will result in a restoration of some civic cultural strength and knowledge). More likely - temporary (mild) electoral weakness for one side, followed by a return to alternating electoral runs for both sides, with the racist authoritarians more racist, and more authoritarian, than they already are (we can even see this now).


Decades of non- and mis-education, and Gleichschaltung, matter.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (QDnY+)

268 Obamas have deal with Neflix. Time to cancel?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (xFZUI)

269 259. Demographic shifts can happen very quickly. ScoggDogg kno de wey - 30 days' supplies can be a game-changer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:46 PM (fA1SL)

270 232 Just FYI, I am getting shelving ads on the main page here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (dEQP3)


Blu Dot or someone else?

Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2018 08:46 PM (/A+Cl)

271 oooh. A Tucker tease.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 08:46 PM (/tuJf)

272 People have grown accustomed to things like... running water. "

What's that?

/7th century European

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:46 PM (7LY+6)

273 261
Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.
Posted by: Hellfire's Coming to Breakfast at Tiffany's, by Jake Tappakeggaday at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (pNxlR)

Is Dana Perino dressing up as an Orion Slave Girl?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:46 PM (u5WMz)

274 240 230 Brian Boitano > Brian Stelter
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (UiRxW)

Brian Setzer > Brian Boitano > Brian Stetler...
Posted by: Don Q.
________

Brian Dennehy > Brian Setzer > Brian Boitano > Brian Stetler...

Posted by: Furious George at May 21, 2018 08:46 PM (1Vkvd)

275 "Did the pansexual alien in glowing flowing garb show up yet to congratulate Kirk for not killing the Gorn"

He just got here. The Metronsexual.

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (UdKB7)

276 232 Just FYI, I am getting shelving ads on the main page here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (dEQP3)



That's kind of cruel.


Since you wouldn't be able to reach anything on them.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (lKs2v)

277 98 "315 There used to be a blog/site that had posts from Congressional
staffers - you couldn't just create an account and post, you had to be a
legit staffer, not sure how they vetted that"

@house.gov email address. In a former life I was the email admin.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:16 PM (rnXGe)
Thanks for fessing up, Brian. Is the site still up?

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (Gim9y)

278 Trump is too old to be Caesar. Who will play the role of Octavian?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

Musk? Zuckerburg? Brin?

Nobody we'd really want. But it's coming.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (rnXGe)

279 Cuck News Network
Our commissary has added 50% more tater dishes to mesmerize the rubes.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (J7XgW)

280 263. Barron.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (fA1SL)

281 Blu Dot or someone else?"

Blaupunkt

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (7LY+6)

282 BRIAN BLESSED! > Brian Stelter.

Blessed chews the scenery, while Stelter chews his toenails.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (wSC8T)

283 No, I'm still kickin'!
Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (QfyTW)

Good!......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (EoRCO)

284 258 Swalwell's response? "Did Trump personally bomb them?"
Did Obama personally kill Bin Laden?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2018 08:44 PM (O5Q3r)

Tucker was dumbfounded. He just looked at the guy.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (Enq6K)

285
Clapper isn't saying what Anderson Cooper wants him to say. Anderson Cooper was flustered.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 08:38 PM



"Yes, Andy, you had a good Mommy."

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (EzdLW)

286
Just FYI, I am getting shelving ads on the main page here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM (dEQP3)


Continental shelving or Ikea shelving?

Posted by: Hellfire's Coming to Breakfast at Tiffany's, by Jake Tappakeggaday at May 21, 2018 08:48 PM (pNxlR)

287 *flamethrows buzzion*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 21, 2018 08:48 PM (dEQP3)

288 Trump is too old to be Caesar. Who will play the role of Octavian?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

Octavian was 18, but a 29 year-old might do....

Posted by: Miklos, Horde Rules at May 21, 2018 08:48 PM (zCyNd)

289 Barron.

My thought. Who plays Marc Antony?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:48 PM (yQpMk)

290 Okay. If the Democrats want to subvert the will of their voters and choose the favorite of the party elites, that's not illegal. Fine.
The encouragement of violence? That happened - many times at Trump rallies, by outside agitators. Trump had to cancel a fund raiser in Chicago because of security concerns. Now, imagine the outcry--the Congressional investigations, the media uproar--if a security threat stopped a Hillary fundraiser?
The Left has stopped debating, stopped trying to use persuasion. They're using violence. I fear 2016 was just a preview.

Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2018 08:48 PM (c056A)

291 Swalwell's response? "Did Trump personally bomb them?"


Wanker.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 08:41 PM (Enq6K)

===

Wanker, why yes.

With a soucon of smarmy douchenozzle.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2018 08:48 PM (EZebt)

292 Continental shelving or Ikea shelving?"

Industrial

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:49 PM (7LY+6)

293 Did Obama personally kill Bin Laden?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2018 08:44 PM (O5Q3r) >>>

No, but ordering the hit on him was the most courageous act by a President, King, Czar, Kaiser, Caliph, or Emperor in the history of the World!

Posted by: E Swalwell and B Stelter at May 21, 2018 08:49 PM (AMIL/)

294
Just FYI, I am getting shelving ads on the main page here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM



Tell 'em Ace sent you.

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 08:49 PM (EzdLW)

295 EM POTATO FOADDY-FI!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 21, 2018 08:49 PM (QfyTW)

296 Who plays Marc Antony"

J Lo?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:49 PM (7LY+6)

297 Does Brian Setzer even belong on that list? What did he do to you?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:43 PM

Love his music! He lives in MN. A few years back I was at café waiting for a friend. I kept thinking how do I know this guy. He was buy himself, drinking coffee. Then it hit me. So I struck up a nervous conversation with him. He was very cool and polite. No airs about him. I didn't want to smother the guy or be a d-bag so I kept it brief. On his way out he remembered my name and said hey, thanks man, have a good one. My friend was like who was that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2018 08:49 PM (3c1uO)

298 I remember years ago in the Sunday comics, Snuffy Smith and his wife had a kid named Tater. I guess I no longer need to wonder what happened to him

https://tinyurl.com/ybpwkuwd

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at May 21, 2018 08:50 PM (KxbBq)

299 294. Ace is the place with the helpless hardware 'wok.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:50 PM (fA1SL)

300 Backpfeifengesicht

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2018 08:50 PM (LNPd9)

301 No, but ordering the hit on him was the most courageous act by a President, King, Czar, Kaiser, Caliph, or Emperor in the history of the World!
Posted by: E Swalwell and B Stelter at May 21, 2018 08:49 PM (AMIL/)

A true 'GUTSY CALL!!!'

I can remember obscure Galaxy Quest quotes, but what started the Gutsy Call meme? (Obama? Hillary?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:50 PM (u5WMz)

302 Just FYI, I am getting shelving ads on the main page here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 21, 2018 08:40 PM


Tell 'em Ace sent you.
Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 08:49 PM

Ace is the place with the helpful shelve full horde.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2018 08:50 PM (3c1uO)

303
Tell 'em Ace sent you. Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 08:49 PM (EzdLW)


Ace is the place for the helpful hardware man!! =)

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:51 PM (Gim9y)

304 Thanks for fessing up, Brian. Is the site still up?
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:47 PM (Gim9y)

I don't know the site. I did the US House.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:51 PM (rnXGe)

305
Congressman Johnny Eagle Scout was getting a weird vibe from the gentleman interviewing him. He seemed excessively happy, somehow, and there was something in the way the guy looked at him. Did he just wink at me?

Posted by: Hellfire's Coming to Breakfast at Tiffany's, by Jake Tappakeggaday at May 21, 2018 08:51 PM (pNxlR)

306 Backpfeifengesicht"

Sounds painful

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:51 PM (7LY+6)

307 301 No, but ordering the hit on him was the most courageous act by a President, King, Czar, Kaiser, Caliph, or Emperor in the history of the World!
Posted by: E Swalwell and B Stelter at May 21, 2018 08:49 PM (AMIL/)

A true 'GUTSY CALL!!!'

I can remember obscure Galaxy Quest quotes, but what started the Gutsy Call meme? (Obama? Hillary?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:50 PM (u5WMz)



Wasn't it Obama's decision to actually allow the strike on Bin Laden to happen?

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2018 08:51 PM (lKs2v)

308 'No, but ordering the hit on him was the most courageous act by a President, ...'

That dog eating pinhead taking credit for that was one of many low points during those dark years. TGFPDT.

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:51 PM (UdKB7)

309 Dammit, Minnfidel! =)

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:52 PM (Gim9y)

310 "Kill Bin Laden," was a Gutsy Call by ValJar.

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2018 08:52 PM (PYqs2)

311 I can remember obscure Galaxy Quest quotes, but what started the Gutsy Call meme? (Obama? Hillary?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:50 PM (u5WMz)



Something Barry did. The MFM went on and on about it being a gutsy call

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2018 08:52 PM (SiINZ)

312 Ace is the place for the helpful hardware man!! =)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21,

They changed it to "folks" because sexism or something.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2018 08:52 PM (3c1uO)

313 Wasn't it Obama's decision to actually allow the strike on Bin Laden to happen?
Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2018 08:51 PM (lKs2v)

That's what I thought of at first (why I related it in context) but for some reason, it seemed like it was used elsewhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:53 PM (u5WMz)

314 Yup I was right:


Gutsy Call:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=351365

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2018 08:53 PM (lKs2v)

315 Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:52 PM

Great minds and all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2018 08:53 PM (3c1uO)

316 I just saw a trailer for an all-whore Ocean's 11 movie.

Is everyone else as stoked to see it as I am?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2018 08:53 PM (qQzv7)

317 Heh. On this expedition, I left Nastiya in the safe, thinking I'd have no need for the right arm of the SMR. Did bring Vadim and Anatoli, chambered in the superior 7.62 Tok cartridge. They have constitutional open-carry here.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 08:53 PM (fA1SL)

318 Brian - aaah. I misunderstood. =) Thanks for replying!

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:53 PM (Gim9y)

319 They changed it to "folks" because sexism or something.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2018 08:52 PM (3c1uO)
---
They struck back at rape culture.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 08:53 PM (vDqXW)

320 but what started the Gutsy Call meme"

Gates was the first one to do the public suckup with the phrase...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:53 PM (7LY+6)

321
Ace is the place with the helpful shelving ewok.

Posted by: Hellfire's Coming to Breakfast at Tiffany's, by Jake Tappakeggaday at May 21, 2018 08:54 PM (pNxlR)

322 Brian Jonestown Massacre were better than the Dandy Warhols.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 08:54 PM (PUmDY)

323 Ace is the place for tater tuts and shelves.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at May 21, 2018 08:54 PM (Tyii7)

324 Obama had to wait until Jarret was out of town to make the call on bin Laden.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (vDqXW)

325 Mike - actually I think besides the internal FEC violations that may have occurred (not sure if criminal or civil violations), amusingly enough, one violation that looks pretty damn certain was the DNC/Hillbeast campaign paying Steele, via the Perkins Coie and GPS Fusion cut-outs. No-no to pay a foreign entity for campaign activities.


And your unease about the violence - actual, and "atmosphere of" - during the campaign, against Trump events, is fully justified, I think. The multiple, credible stories of local law enforcement (San Jose rally comes to mind) "standing down" when Third World thug intimidation was unleashed on Trump supporters have no precedent in my life-time, that I can remember (maybe something comparable in the ugliest parts of the civil rights struggle - the real one, in the 50s/60s).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (QDnY+)

326 Does anyone watch Silicon Valley? Jian Yang is probably my favorite TV character of all time. He's inspired me to make New Ace of Spades for the Chinese market.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (rnXGe)

327 Bbl, y'all...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (7LY+6)

328 Swalwell's response? "Did Trump personally bomb them?"
Did Obama personally kill Bin Laden?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2018 08:44 PM (O5Q3r)


No, but Obama did personally pick out targets to drone... and took the camera footage to his personal quarters... for research.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (Eu5eZ)

329 I just saw a trailer for an all-whore Ocean's 11 movie.



Is everyone else as stoked to see it as I am?
Let me know when "12 Angry Broads" comes out.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (O5Q3r)

330 Who's smarmier?

Eric Swalwell or Adam Schiff.

Posted by: hepcat at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (5b+Sr)

331
They changed it to "folks" because sexism or something.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2018 08:52 PM



Can you use their restrooms without purchasing anything? Asking... for a friend.

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (EzdLW)

332 When Bin Laden was killed, notice there were pics all over the MFM of Barky, Hillary and SloJoe. Sleeves rolled up, looking concerned etc., coffee cups all over. They were up all night and on the case. All over it. Then it was me me me me me me I I I I I . Compare that to Benghazi. No pictures etc. and everyone was apparently not at fault or involved.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2018 08:56 PM (3c1uO)

333 Brian Jonestown Massacre were better than the Dandy Warhols.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 08:54 PM (PUmDY)

You try selling monkeys door to door....

Posted by: Rev. Jim Jones, Former door to door monkey salesman at May 21, 2018 08:56 PM (EoRCO)

334 316 I just saw a trailer for an all-whore Ocean's 11 movie.

Is everyone else as stoked to see it as I am?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2018 08:53 PM (qQzv7)



It's Ocean's 8. 8/11 = 0.7272

They are only employing 70% of the females compared to the men's movie.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2018 08:56 PM (lKs2v)

335 Does anyone watch Silicon Valley? Jian Yang is probably my favorite TV character of all time. He's inspired me to make New Ace of Spades for the Chinese market.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (rnXGe)
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I was watching it until we canned HBO. My favorite scene is about the doors that go like this.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 08:56 PM (vDqXW)

336 Minnfidel - yeah... because changing that word in the commercial TOTES makes a difference where I shop! Unfortunately most women I know (horde chicks the exception), don't like hardware stores. I love them and saying 'hardware man' never factored into it. Some peeps will be offended just so they can be offensive.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:56 PM (Gim9y)

337 >>Who's smarmier?

>>Eric Swalwell or Adam Schiff.

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 08:57 PM (/tuJf)

338
Is everyone else as stoked to see it as I am?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2018 08:53 PM (qQzv7)


Pair it on a twin billing with the all chickie-poo Ghostbusters and I'm ALL IN, kiddos!

Posted by: Hellfire's Coming to Breakfast at Tiffany's, by Jake Tappakeggaday at May 21, 2018 08:57 PM (pNxlR)

339 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2018 08:48 PM (EZebt)
+++++
Swallowell makes Maxine Waters look smart

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 08:57 PM (y3aQB)

340 Who's smarmier?

Eric Swalwell or Adam Schiff.
Posted by: hepcat at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (5b+Sr)
---
Trick question. They're solidifications of the same ooze.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 08:57 PM (vDqXW)

341
Holy crap is anyone watching CNN? Trump is creating a Constitutional crisis by ordering the IG to invstigate the Justice Dept!

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 08:58 PM (PtOP4)

342 Can you use their restrooms without purchasing anything? Asking... for a friend.
Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (EzdLW)

Has Hotel Starbucks gotten a wee bit overcrowded?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 21, 2018 08:58 PM (QfyTW)

343 I love them and saying 'hardware man' never factored into it. Some peeps will be offended just so they can be offensive.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:56 PM (Gim9y)
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This of the rapes that were averted though.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 08:58 PM (vDqXW)

344 I just saw a trailer for an all-whore Ocean's 11 movie.

Is everyone else as stoked to see it as I am?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


As excited as I was to not see the Girlbusters movie and watch it fail.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2018 08:58 PM (LNPd9)

345 by the way, that Tater pic I linked to had some odd pop up. Caviar Emptor.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at May 21, 2018 08:58 PM (KxbBq)

346 339 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2018 08:48 PM (EZebt)
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Swallowell makes Maxine Waters look smart
Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 08:57 PM (y3aQB)


The only thing that would make Maxine Waters look smart is if she was on a planet with a population of 1.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:59 PM (Gim9y)

347 Trump is too old to be Caesar. Who will play the role of Octavian?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 08:45 PM (yQpMk)
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Milo'd look FABULOUS in a toga and laurel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 08:59 PM (UiRxW)

348 340 Who's smarmier?

Eric Swalwell or Adam Schiff.
Posted by: hepcat at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (5b+Sr)
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Trick question. They're solidifications of the same ooze.

- - - - - -

Imagine they're both gay and dating each other.

(Not that I have anything against non-smarmy gay people.)

Posted by: hepcat at May 21, 2018 08:59 PM (5b+Sr)

349 Compare that to Benghazi. No pictures etc. and everyone was apparently not at fault or involved.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2018 08:56 PM (3c1uO)


Obama took all the film footage to his quarters... for research...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 21, 2018 08:59 PM (Eu5eZ)

350 Whuts that about a Caviar Emperor?

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 08:59 PM (vDqXW)

351 259
People have grown accustomed to things like electricity and running water. They'll do anything and follow anyone who can restore it. They'll put a crown on whoever promises to turn the internet back on.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:44 PM (rnXGe)


Yeah, I'm afraid you're right. Most people today value comfort and convenience over liberty.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

352 TQM: the Gutsy Call was when Obama 'coolly' ordered the shooting of some Somali pirates. It was a MSM meme for a few weeks, to assure America that they were in the hands of a presidente muy macho.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 08:59 PM (6FqZa)

353 345 by the way, that Tater pic I linked to had some odd pop up. Caviar Emptor.
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at May 21, 2018 08:58 PM (KxbBq)



Beware the fish eggs?

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2018 08:59 PM (lKs2v)

354 I love them and saying 'hardware man' never factored into it. Some peeps will be offended just so they can be offensive.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:56 PM

Well you can't get free popcorn there now in CA thanks to the health department wanting to implement restaurant type equipment because, popcorn and CA.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2018 08:59 PM (3c1uO)

355 Most of these MSM babbling heads, I don't know who they are. If I saw one in a crosswalk, I'd probably brake, just in case it might be a hooman bean instead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 09:00 PM (dOgJt)

356 http://bit.ly/2KI6BLe
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Perfect Timing Intelligence Community Gets New Inspector General The Last Refuge

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:00 PM (y3aQB)

357 Does anyone watch Silicon Valley? Jian Yang is probably my favorite TV character of all time. He's inspired me to make New Ace of Spades for the Chinese market.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (rnXGe)

Hubby does.
Funny show. The bit about outing the closest Christian was on the nose

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 21, 2018 09:00 PM (hMwEB)

358 Axeman. Oh yeah. *yawn* Forgot about the barbarian hordes invading Aces everywhere and raping en masse. Bulk discount and all.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 09:00 PM (Gim9y)

359 Sean Hannity still doesn't know that Jon Huber is a Thing

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:00 PM (y3aQB)

360 Best of Jian Yang, Seasons 1-4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82m1PXEweho

Season 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXDYYOA-f8

He really hits his stride in Season 5, start there.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 09:00 PM (rnXGe)

361 I will say it again Sean Hannity has the IQ of a potted plant

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:01 PM (y3aQB)

362 Just laughed out loud. Imagining the puzzlement of forensic experts. 'At the scene of the Palpatine Incident, spent cartridges were recovered and tested. Results showed the ammunition used was of Bulgarian manufacture, nearly 70 years old, and fired from a weapon of Czech manufacture.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:01 PM (fA1SL)

363 357 Does anyone watch Silicon Valley? Jian Yang is probably my favorite TV character of all time. He's inspired me to make New Ace of Spades for the Chinese market.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (rnXGe)

Hubby does.
Funny show. The bit about outing the closest Christian was on the nose
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 21, 2018 09:00 PM (hMwEB)

Gavin's Blood Boy.

Posted by: Monk at May 21, 2018 09:02 PM (qlpyb)

364 Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 21, 2018 08:59 PM

That's juts one of the many things that bugged me about the Barky Era. IF something went right, which was rare, that little fuck couldn't wait to do victory laps and pretend it was all about him. And the media ate it up. I mean Barky made it sound like he personally fast roped in to Binnie's compound. Compare Benghazi or things like Barkycare. Suddenly he wanted to change that subject.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2018 09:03 PM (3c1uO)

365 Holy crap is anyone watching CNN? Trump is creating a Constitutional crisis by ordering the IG to invstigate the Justice Dept!
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 08:58 PM (PtOP4)
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Yeah, I can't get my head around the "Constitutional crisis" of two parts of the Executive branch that aren't mentioned in the Constitution--who both borrow from the vesting of Executive power of the president to assist him in the execution of the laws.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 09:03 PM (vDqXW)

366 358 Axeman. Oh yeah. *yawn* Forgot about the barbarian hordes invading Aces everywhere and raping en masse. Bulk discount and all.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 09:00 PM (Gim9y)


I should have said Ace Hardware, lest the head Ewok get the idea his castle is about to be invaded by busty, lusty tool-wielding women who will dehydrate him quickly.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 09:03 PM (Gim9y)

367 I will say it again Sean Hannity has the IQ of a potted plant
Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:01 PM (y3aQB)
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Given, he's not a genius. But I kind of doubt you could build that successful of a business as a big dummy. He's no Meghan McCain, that's for sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:03 PM (UiRxW)

368 346 339 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2018 08:48 PM (EZebt)
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Swallowell makes Maxine Waters look smart
Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 08:57 PM (y3aQB)


The only thing that would make Maxine Waters look smart is if she was on a planet with a population of 1.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 08:59 PM (Gim9y)

She seems insane/stupid until you remember that people actually elect her to the House and have been doing so for quite some time. The only people who make her look smart are the ones who vote for her year after year after year.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 21, 2018 09:03 PM (QfyTW)

369 I just saw a trailer for an all-whore Ocean's 11 movie.

Is everyone else as stoked to see it as I am?
Let me know when "12 Angry Broads" comes out.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2018 08:55 PM (O5Q3r)
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I don't have to see it to know that all male characters will be portrayed as idiots.

Posted by: E Swalwell and B Stelter at May 21, 2018 09:03 PM (AMIL/)

370 Fml, I don't understand the argument of cnn's chyron. They are just throwing it out there. Even Clapper said Trump's request wasn't unprecedented. They are really pushing the it was for his protection argument. They are all over the place.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 09:04 PM (PUmDY)

371 Rep. Swalwell - a bigtime Dem leaker

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 08:05 PM (W+vEI)

Little-known fact: "Swalwell" is a portmanteau of "swallow all".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 09:04 PM (dOgJt)

372 They'll put a crown on whoever promises to turn the internet back on. 
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 08:44 PM (rnXGe) 

"Most people" will be very surprised how little uninformed opinions matter, when men with weapons are ready to die for their beliefs. In a fight between the Free Shut Army and the Marines, I know which way I would bet.

Posted by: trev006 at May 21, 2018 09:04 PM (aVSSe)

373 *Free Shit Army.

Good god. Hate posting from this phone.

Posted by: trev006 at May 21, 2018 09:05 PM (aVSSe)

374 Tater...er, I mean Stelter, is an admired and respected journalist.

Posted by: David Brooks...Need I say more at May 21, 2018 09:05 PM (yhf6w)

375 NOTHIN' GONNA HAPPEN/other names, that indeed is interesting news. Many have been wondering, sensibly enough, about the need for IC IG involvement in all this. Looks like Atkinson was at DOJ/Nat. Sec. Div. ...... not long ago - under Carlin? Hmmm.


Anyway, think Atkinson might be hiring. Certainly seems like plenty of work to be done.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2018 09:05 PM (QDnY+)

376 Axeman. Oh yeah. *yawn* Forgot about the barbarian hordes invading Aces everywhere and raping en masse. Bulk discount and all.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 09:00 PM (Gim9y)
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Once you allow "helpful hard... man" toxic masculinity is freed like virus.

It was probably sitting there in Pandora's box.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 09:06 PM (vDqXW)

377 "IKEA shelving" Yang worship words. You will not speak them!

Posted by: chief cloud william at May 21, 2018 09:06 PM (Evws/)

378 Whatever Mueller is spending, Trump needs to match on the IG.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

379 375. TGE hiring? Got my own rifle and volchatka.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:07 PM (fA1SL)

380 I think there's a chance I might have committed some light treason...

Posted by: George Bluth at May 21, 2018 09:07 PM (5leUT)

381 Most people" will be very surprised how little uninformed opinions matter, when men with weapons are ready to die for their beliefs.
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Exactly this. I'd be willing to take a couple of hollow point shock traumas for my beliefs. These guys, though? Can't even be bothered to get off their couch and get a job.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW)

382
Doffing the Crapper sock ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2018 09:07 PM (pNxlR)

383 As excited as I was to not see the Girlbusters movie and watch it fail.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2018 08:58 PM (LNPd9)



Damn.

You Horde members are so negative I'm not even gonna bring the subject up when they remake Animal House with a sorority full of crude, devious ne'er-do-well feminists fighting the stodgy college Board of Trustees and Dean Whiteman.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2018 09:08 PM (qQzv7)

384 Axeman: "Yeah, I can't get my head around the "Constitutional crisis" of two
parts of the Executive branch that aren't mentioned in the
Constitution--who both borrow from the vesting of Executive power of the
president to assist him in the execution of the laws."


Well said!


Yesterday, on the twatters, some wag had a great one. Rosie's announcement of expanded IG work in response to Trump's "demand" came very quickly, leading this guy to write "Shortest constitutional crisis ever!".


Pretty funny.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2018 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

385 I think there's a chance I might have committed some light treason...
Posted by: George Bluth at May 21, 2018 09:07 PM (5leUT)
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Good reference. Solid as Iraq...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:08 PM (UiRxW)

386 Fml, I don't understand the argument of cnn's chyron. They are just throwing it out there. Even Clapper said Trump's request wasn't unprecedented. They are really pushing the it was for his protection argument. They are all over the place.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 09:04 PM (PUmDY)

Typical actions of someone (organization) in full on panic mode.

Posted by: tbodie at May 21, 2018 09:08 PM (cSU3r)

387 Joe DiGenova and Sara on Hannity.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 21, 2018 09:09 PM (PvFoN)

388 Stelter huffed, "I'm not on a side of an aisle."

What a retard. If he had an IQ above room temperature he'd have said, "I always try to be impartial."

Same import, but a defensible statement, unlike the risibly false one he actually made.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2018 09:09 PM (YqDXo)

389 Joe DiGenova


He dunks his doughnut.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:10 PM (yQpMk)

390 Given, he's not a genius. But I kind of doubt you could build that successful of a business as a big dummy. He's no Meghan McCain, that's for sure.
+++++
He says Acid Wash for the Software Bleach Bit all the time now. He still doesn't get that Jon Huber is working right along side of Michael Horowitz

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:10 PM (y3aQB)

391 Holy crap is anyone watching CNN? Trump is creating a Constitutional crisis by ordering the IG to invstigate the Justice Dept!

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 08:58 PM (PtOP4)

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Since I am not at an airport waiting for a flight, no.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 21, 2018 09:10 PM (I16G8)

392 Good thing we minted a coin for the Summit That Might Not Happen

Posted by: Puzzling Coincidence at May 21, 2018 09:10 PM (0mBNt)

393 I saw a CNN segment earlier today which was supposed to be a fact check or something of the Trump tweet and they brought someone on to explain, and apparently they did not know what she was going to say.

She said, basically, well Trump is right, he can do what he says, and then they went to scrambling.

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 09:11 PM (jHrzU)

394 376 Axeman. Oh yeah. *yawn* Forgot about the barbarian hordes invading Aces everywhere and raping en masse. Bulk discount and all.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 09:00 PM (Gim9y)
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Once you allow "helpful hard... man" toxic masculinity is freed like virus.

It was probably sitting there in Pandora's box.
Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 09:06 PM (vDqXW)

Load me up, both barrels! Better the toxic male variety than the female one. (There's a reason it's PandorA's Box and not Pandone's.)

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 09:11 PM (Gim9y)

395 361 I will say it again Sean Hannity has the IQ of a potted plant
Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:01 PM (y3aQB)

I know even though he is on my side, I myself find Sean Hannity mildly annoying. But, I'm glad other people like him and the left keeps falling all over themselves to get him canned, and failing...with hilarious results.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 21, 2018 09:11 PM (5leUT)

396 How do stupid people like Brian Stelter get big jobs and make big money?
What did I do wrong? Lol.


Posted by: PJ at May 21, 2018 09:12 PM (qlTN9)

397 Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2018 09:05 PM (QDnY+)
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Only use one name

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:12 PM (y3aQB)

398 All this talk of civil upheaval reminds me of how much fun it is shooting the M1 Garand. Something so satisfying about the "boom" - especially when contrasted with the report from those black plastic rifle-like things. At the match yesterday several shooters were musing on what it would be like in WWII facing a squad of US GIs who knew how to use their M1s - the power, and the volume of fire - that could come your way.


Way OT but obligatory: anybody with $700 for the purpose who's always thought they might like an M1, get one from the CMP. They will run out eventually (meaning prices will rise - they'll still be abundant on the private market I'm sure). Easy awe-inspiring shooting, with a piece of industrial art.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2018 09:12 PM (QDnY+)

399 Fml, I don't understand the argument of cnn's chyron.
mode.
Posted by: tbodie at May 21, 2018 09:08 PM (cSU3r)
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I started noticing this recently, liberals just need a li(n)e to push. They need a "their side of the story", so when Shiff-ty's memo didn't come anywhere close to refuting anything Nunes' memo said--just what it didn't say and Schiff-ty said they *implied*--the Dems decided that the memo had "rebutted" and even "debunked" Nunes'.

Because the Nannycrats know that the minority of people are going to bother to read the memos and fewer will understand.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 09:12 PM (vDqXW)

400 Star Wars is on and Kirk is fighting that damn Gorn again.

Good thing Gorns can't move their jaws.

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (UdKB7)

He should just feed it a case of canned beans, and it would be Gorn with the wind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 09:13 PM (dOgJt)

401 Hannity has never been my cup of tea.

But he accomplishes his mission.

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 09:13 PM (jHrzU)

402
crazy good hockey going on.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 09:14 PM (r+sAi)

403 Their side of the story these days is "Hmmm.... funny how Trump is trying to defame all those people who were investigating his collusion".

Facts don't matter. They have a party line to cling and give allegiance to.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 09:14 PM (vDqXW)

404 Yanno, Stelter the Payter Pud has a point.

In his view, the aisle is between Corey Gardner Republicans and Hillary Clinton Democrats. He might be on the side of the Democrats, some of the time, but he appreciates the Republicans who reach across that aisle.

People like us who talk back? We're not Republicans to him; we're hate.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 09:14 PM (6FqZa)

405 Conway pounced: "Well, tell America. Did you vote for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump?

Well, I never! That's just not cricket...

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at May 21, 2018 09:14 PM (nBBdT)

406 >>crazy good hockey going on.


Ovechkin's tears will make it even better.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 09:14 PM (/yZWq)

407 Credibility and virginity.
Once they're gone...

Posted by: navybrat, the trill is gone at May 21, 2018 09:15 PM (w7KSn)

408 398. No love for the superior Kalashnikov platform? Or Mosin Nagant, or SVT, for larger caliber fans?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:15 PM (fA1SL)

409 Sean is our offensive line man. He does his job every play.

Posted by: PhilDirt at May 21, 2018 09:15 PM (Foj6a)

410 *He should just feed it a case of canned beans, and it would be Gorn with the wind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 09:13 PM (dOgJt)*

Heh.

What do you think *really* powered that cannon shot?

Posted by: tbodie at May 21, 2018 09:15 PM (cSU3r)

411 No love for the superior Kalashnikov platform?

Commie.

Junk.

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 09:15 PM (jHrzU)

412 She said, basically, well Trump is right, he can do what he says, and then they went to scrambling.
Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 09:11 PM (jHrzU)
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Judge, we ask to treat the witness as hostile. -- The Press.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW)

413 y3aQB : we can google site:minx.cc on your hash, and we see your comments as 'evilinc' and 'evilpens'. Those comments were literally COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE. You don't use just one name, unless you have a Brasilian cabana boy helping you out.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 09:16 PM (6FqZa)

414 392 Good thing we minted a coin for the Summit That Might Not Happen


But the commemorative plate is still a go, right?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 21, 2018 09:16 PM (LOq4H)

415 406 >>crazy good hockey going on.


Ovechkin's tears will make it even better.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 09:14 PM (/yZWq

Where've you gone, Jerome Iginla...? That guy singlehandedly willed the Flames to the Finals in '04...

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 21, 2018 09:16 PM (5leUT)

416 He says Acid Wash for the Software Bleach Bit all the time now. He still doesn't get that Jon Huber is working right along side of Michael Horowitz
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Sure. He's basically a lot of bluster. He also has analysts clamoring to be printed on his radio and TV spots, and seems to enjoy a fairly remarkable amount of personal access to the President, to whom he is slavishly loyal.

I'm pretty sure he knows about Huber, et al.

I think he also probably has a pretty good idea of what his audience wants to hear about, and what the administration wants emphasized to them. Over and over again for 4 hours, daily.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:17 PM (UiRxW)

417 Sean Hannity spent two weeks talking about Michael Jackson after the latter died. That is weird.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 21, 2018 09:17 PM (xFZUI)

418 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 09:16 PM (6FqZ
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& you missed MIsh McConnell to, But when I dump a name I don't use it again ! KTHXBYE

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:17 PM (y3aQB)

419 Yet.... Russia is a threat.... while China... who has 4x our Population.... and a growing GDP now 2/3rds of ours.... is NOT a threat.

Even though China is still blatantly Communist.... while Russia is a Democracy in a Robber Baron phase (like we went through in the late 1800's)
Posted by: Don Q...... at May 21, 2018 08:25 PM (NgKpN)


Those treasonous $h!tbirds want to surrender to the Chi-Coms. They think that the Chi-Coms will let them play at being satraps of the American provinces for the Chi-Com Empire. Jokes on them, if successful, the Chi-Coms will execute most of them (and send a bill for the price of the bullet to the next of kin).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 21, 2018 09:18 PM (5Yee7)

420 He still doesn't get that Jon Huber is working right along side of Michael Horowitz
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A lot of people have missed that detail. Pavlich earlier.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 09:18 PM (vDqXW)

421 Mike @8:48... I disagree with the view that it's okay for a political party to take a vote on who its candidate will be, and then reject the results and choose who its officials want, for three reasons...

1. Any regular corporation that took a vote of all its stockholders on an action, and then said, "Screw you, peasants; we'll do what we want," would immediately be sued or indicted for fraud or something like that.

2. The big two political parties occupy a special place in our society. 99.9% of all elected office-holders are members of one or the other of these two organizations. They have an extraordinary level of influence over public policy, so you really can't plead that they're just private clubs. One of these so-called "private clubs", if it wins enough seats, could theoretically strip non-members of some Constitutional rights.

3. The parties benefit greatly from the perception that "the little guy" has a say in their choices and appointments. People who feel like they had their say, even if the party goes a different way, will still contribute. They'll volunteer their time, and they'll donate their hard-earned money. They're still part of something. When the party actively pretends that regular people have a say, while doing what it wants regardless of the will of its rank-and-file members, that is straight-up fraud.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 21, 2018 09:18 PM (wSC8T)

422 Tater Tut.

Heh.

I know him better as a tater than by his real name.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 09:18 PM (Dp6qK)

423 *we can google site:minx.cc on your hash, and we see your comments....*

I have long wondered how y'all search the site.

BRB, gotta try this.

Posted by: tbodie at May 21, 2018 09:19 PM (cSU3r)

424 Where've you gone, Jerome Iginla...? That guy singlehandedly willed the Flames to the Finals in '04...
Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 21, 2018 09:16 PM (5leUT)


Uh, singlehandedly?

Posted by: Miikka Kiprusoff at May 21, 2018 09:20 PM (qQzv7)

425 411. If made by gopnik supermen, yes. But combine superior Slav design with American quality manufacturing, and you have one avtomat to rule them all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:20 PM (fA1SL)

426 bth......Gardner don't even get me started!

Spit >>>

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 21, 2018 09:21 PM (mMeIQ)

427 417 Sean Hannity spent two weeks talking about Michael Jackson after the latter died. That is weird.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 21, 2018 09:17 PM (xFZUI)

Now we're getting to the nub of my issue with him. He gets an idea in his head and cliches it well beyond its most obvious conclusion. Most times I find the subtle disdainful assholery of Tucker Carlson much more to my liking. He doesn't fight people...he ridicules them.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 21, 2018 09:21 PM (5leUT)

428 No love for the superior Kalashnikov platform? Or Mosin Nagant, or SVT, for larger caliber fans?
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I understand the argument for the M-16. I really do. But... a (good, emphasis on GOOD) AK/RPK is better. Maybe I just say that because I was raised on a wonderful SKS from Tula Armory and 7.62x39 is my first and last love.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:21 PM (UiRxW)

429 423 *we can google site:minx.cc on your hash, and we see your comments....*
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Oh, shit!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2018 09:21 PM (kufk0)

430 Hannity's guests are the reason to watch Hannity.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

431 Kim Strassel is on Hannity now.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 21, 2018 09:24 PM (PvFoN)

432 Their side of the story these days is "Hmmm.... funny how Trump is trying to defame all those people who were investigating his collusion".

Facts don't matter. They have a party line to cling and give allegiance to.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 09:14 PM (vDqXW)



Yes. That is why it is vital that people, high ranking people, go to prison. Otherwise, within 10 years the MFM will have convinced halt the population that there wither was nothing htere, or that Trump did collude with the Russians to steal the election.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:24 PM (yQpMk)

433 Tried it, doesn't have a lot of my comments.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 21, 2018 09:24 PM (Gim9y)

434 >>Hannity's guests are the reason to watch Hannity.


Jessica Tarlov's sloppy BJ mouth.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 09:25 PM (/yZWq)

435 428. * fistbump *
I regret not being able to acquire a Jugo SKS when they were cheap. But my Arsenal Kalashnikov was the best purchase I've made since. Forged and machined receiver. Chrome-plated bore. Made in the USA. What's not to love?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)

436 35 >>Eh, it looks like he's just debating a Democrat who claims he has "proof" of collusion. Seems like theater, but not news.


Rep. Swalwell - a bigtime Dem leaker

Posted by: Lizzy at

Swalwell is one of the many elected pols that I listen to them and wonder, "How did this guy get more than three votes."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 21, 2018 09:25 PM (IeDO8)

437 423 *we can google site:minx.cc on your hash, and we see your comments....*
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Oh, shit!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2018 09:21 PM (kufk0)

lin-duh said it better than me!

Posted by: tbodie at May 21, 2018 09:25 PM (cSU3r)

438 Now we're getting to the nub of my issue with him. He gets an idea in his head and cliches it well beyond its most obvious conclusion. Most times I find the subtle disdainful assholery of Tucker Carlson much more to my liking. He doesn't fight people...he ridicules them.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 21, 2018 09:21 PM (5leUT)

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My biggest problem with him is his constant interruption of his guests comments.

That aside, he does take the fight to the Libtards, which I admire.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 21, 2018 09:25 PM (I16G8)

439 Exactly this. I'd be willing to take a couple of hollow point shock traumas for my beliefs. These guys, though? Can't even be bothered to get off their couch and get a job.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW)

The hell of it is, liberals have correctly realized conservatives are much more worried about catching a pink slip than a rifle round. But the increasing spiral of denunciations and social mobbery have convinced -most- conservatives that anything short of surrender means they're still on the menu.

A no-win situation is better thought of as a can't lose situation.

Posted by: trev006 at May 21, 2018 09:25 PM (aVSSe)

440 Damn.

You Horde members are so negative I'm not even gonna bring the subject up when they remake Animal House with a sorority full of crude, devious ne'er-do-well feminists fighting the stodgy college Board of Trustees and Dean Whiteman.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2018 09:08 PM e j(qQzv7)

One does not merely remake Animal House.

Posted by: Boromir at May 21, 2018 09:26 PM (Dp6qK)

441 >>>It's Ocean's 8. 8/11 = 0.7272They are only employing 70% of the females compared to the men's movie.Posted by: buzzion<<<
Well let's hope those wonder female actresses are being payed like the menfolk because, - WOKE!
Yo!

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2018 09:26 PM (J7XgW)

442
Uh, singlehandedly?
Posted by: Miikka Kiprusoff at May 21, 2018 09:20 PM (qQzv7)

Ok ok. He used BOTH HANDS. Don't give me any of that "hot goalie" crap.... Now I will run and hide.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 21, 2018 09:26 PM (5leUT)

443 What was Hannity saying about Michael Jackson? Cnn panel are hanging their hat on Papodopolous. Weak sauce.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 09:26 PM (PUmDY)

444 Hannity's guests are the reason to watch Hannity.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
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& the Fucking Retard still Verbal Vomits all over his guests too

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:26 PM (y3aQB)

445 Rod Rosenstein is on edge and screaming at everyone everyday....Hahha

Posted by: redridinghood at May 21, 2018 09:27 PM (PvFoN)

446 yeah, it's not perfect, but I use it when I see a sock puppet that smells 'off'. I learnt to use it during Curious' rampage of trollery, because she used to change names all the time but didn't know how to switch IP addresses.

It's also good for spotting the drive-by's and previously-banned trollz on proxies.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 09:27 PM (6FqZa)

447 Good thing HR does not know this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2018 09:27 PM (hyuyC)

448
380 I think there's a chance I might have committed some light treason...
Posted by: George Bluth at May 21, 2018 09:07 PM (5leUT)


... in between delicate sips of penis, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2018 09:28 PM (pNxlR)

449 Wow. That Post has to be dented.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 09:29 PM (/yZWq)

450 What's not to love?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)

Commie caliber.

Posted by: Boromir at May 21, 2018 09:29 PM (Dp6qK)

451 Are we there yet?

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2018 09:29 PM (RuIsu)

452 Most posters have a "fist", as it were. I can recognize most of you even before I get to the Posted By: line.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:29 PM (yQpMk)

453 446.
Confession. I miss the sperg-outs from longtime posters turned trollz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:29 PM (fA1SL)

454 Re: Ace's recent "Thought" on the sidebar -- FIFM:
We are entering the second year of discovering which "conservatives"
have always been motivated primarily by what might be called Ruling
Class Caste Republicanism.

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2018 09:29 PM (BiLU+)

455 447 Good thing HR does not know this.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2018 09:27 PM (hyuyC)

Human Resources: the skirted masters of many a company.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 09:30 PM (u5WMz)

456 Ovechkin tears? No, I want to see the team McPhee built play the team that McPhee built.

Posted by: Steven Wright don't Serf at May 21, 2018 09:30 PM (DxWUs)

457 450. Meh. They replicate ballistics of .30-30, and can fit in a mag. Best of all possible worlds, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:30 PM (fA1SL)

458 It's been a long time since I saw the original Oceans 11, but I thought the plot was that they all military veterans, so they knew how to formulate and execute a plan.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

459
Caps with the pp goal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 09:31 PM (r+sAi)

460 Is charging no longer a penalty?

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 09:32 PM (/yZWq)

461 Circuit Court Judge John Olson issued his restitution opinion for the teenager who pleaded guilty to starting the Eagle Creek Fire last summer, ordering him to pay $36 million dollars. The teen was in court on Thursday for a restitution hearing, where 11 different claims were submitted from different agencies and companies totaling $36 million. The teen's attorney argued the number was "cruel and unusual."

Posted by: SMOD at May 21, 2018 09:32 PM (e8kgV)

462 I want to see Ovechkin retire without his name on the Cup because he's the worst Captain in the NHL.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 09:33 PM (/yZWq)

463 Apropos of nothing, I really enjoy this site: https://www.keepshooting.com/

It's like going through an old Army-Navy store. I bought a surplus Polish Police LvIIIa vest from them last year among other things over the years..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:33 PM (yQpMk)

464 Oh, man, I'm so terrified of that search function! Someone might find out that I'm really happy with my new condo, and that I'd like to share that happiness with a theoretical special someone, but I'm also a bit suspicious of women who might just happen to enter my life...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 21, 2018 09:33 PM (wSC8T)

465
411 No love for the superior Kalashnikov platform?

Commie.

Junk.
Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 09:15 PM (jHrzU)







Unless it's built by the Finns or Israelis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2018 09:33 PM (eXA4G)

466 Meh. 30-30 is weak. Ukraine weak.

I had one - not a good one. I was not impressed with the platform. One of the few I've ever sold.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 09:33 PM (Dp6qK)

467 Was the Netflix version of AD any good? i didn't want it to ruin the original seasons, so didn't watch much. Watched first episode and wasn't impressed.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 09:34 PM (PUmDY)

468 463. East Bloc surplus is best surplus. Got a GDR steel pot somewhere, and a Czech parka is my cold weather jacket. Got a greatcoat of the Soviets stored away, for dressy nights. Wear Czech utilities for daily, around-the-shop wear. Stronk like bull.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:35 PM (fA1SL)

469 Being at work, I'm pretty jealous of those of you getting to watch the finest sports entertainment on offer. The best thing about Playoff Hockey is that fights disappear and are replaced by large quantities of "hockey justice". What's not to like?

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 21, 2018 09:35 PM (5leUT)

470 TOO Good OT - Three tweets:

Yes, I worked w/ @JohnBrennan. We viewed him as a political hack w/ the operational mind of an earthworm. (He once said the CIA "doesn't steal secrets." Sums up his intellect nicely)

His day of judgment is coming. And he knows it. His high-road tweets are an act. Justice awaits.
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Everyone I know who worked w/ @JohnBrennan has the same view -- a political hack who had his personal ambition as his only core value -- he kept CIA from doing it's job to spy on foreign threats & used @CIA as part of the @BarackObama WH effort to target domestic political enemies
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I worked for Brennan down-range. One of the worst 6 months of my life. Total 100% political hack. Never underestimate a bureaucrat scorned. His word was not taken seriously at a pre-campaign meeting and he was not consulted further.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 09:35 PM (vDqXW)

471 I have a milled Polish AK. It's reasonably accurate out to 300 years (maybe further, 300 is the longest lane at my shooting club). I have a polymer stock set for knocking around, and a wood set that I hand finished for when she needs to dress up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:35 PM (yQpMk)

472 I just told my husband the quote I got from the florist (who was a HS friend of mine) for our daughter's wedding.

His response: "uh, yeah...no. That's not happening. Tell her no...blame it on me if you want."

It's more than the dress, photographer, caterer, tent and table rental combined.

Am I outta touch or ?

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 09:36 PM (Enq6K)

473 466. So, not Izhmash or Jugo, then?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:36 PM (fA1SL)

474
452 Most posters have a "fist", as it were. I can recognize most of you even before I get to the Posted By: line.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:29 PM (yQpMk)







Well, that's because a lot of you fuckers keep telling the same jokes over and over again. Whereas, I'm infinitely creative and interesting.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2018 09:36 PM (eXA4G)

475 464 Oh, man, I'm so terrified of that search function! Someone might find out that I'm really happy with my new condo, and that I'd like to share that happiness with a theoretical special someone, but I'm also a bit suspicious of women who might just happen to enter my life...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 21, 2018 09:33 PM (wSC8T)

I am worried someone may find that on a cursory glance, I said the youtube shooter was kind of hot, before learning s/he was most likely a tranny.

Which I just reiterated. Doh!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 09:36 PM (u5WMz)

476 Vegas is going to lose a fortune if the Golden Nights win the cup. A truly staggering amount They were 500-1 before the season and everyone who lives there bet on it to frame the ticket.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 09:37 PM (rnXGe)

477 457 it's a power vs. accuracy thing. But, I feel like the 5.56 is too susceptible to environmental factors for its accuracy to outweigh the decreased killing power at short range.

I'm also not a crack shot. I'm decent. But most people are only decent. That's why I believe it to be the better platform for a... mass movement.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:37 PM (UiRxW)

478 471. Classy. What's her name?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:37 PM (fA1SL)

479 >>It's more than the dress, photographer, caterer, tent and table rental combined.


I'll do the entire Wedding in Raddish Blossoms and Carnations for 1/2.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 09:37 PM (/yZWq)

480 Well, that's because a lot of you fuckers keep telling the same jokes over and over again. Whereas, I'm infinitely creative and interesting.

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2018 09:36 PM (eXA4G)

That it. *pats back* That's exactly it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 09:38 PM (u5WMz)

481 Which I just reiterated. Doh!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 09:36 PM (u5WMz)

That went in your permanent record.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 09:38 PM (Dp6qK)

482 What's AD?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 21, 2018 09:38 PM (IeDO8)

483 477. As the SMR have proved - minute of chest at 300 meters is good enough, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:39 PM (fA1SL)

484 The teen was in court on Thursday for a restitution
hearing, where 11 different claims were submitted from different
agencies and companies totaling $36 million. The teen's attorney argued
the number was "cruel and unusual."

Posted by: SMOD at May 21, 2018 09:32 PM (e8kgV)

Kid, you're gonna have to sell a kidney. And hope it grows back. Thirty-six times, kid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 09:39 PM (dOgJt)

485 478 471. Classy. What's her name?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:37 PM (fA1SL)

Vera.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at May 21, 2018 09:39 PM (u5WMz)

486 It never amazes me the amount of money people are willing piss away on weddings.


Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 09:39 PM (/yZWq)

487 No love for the superior Kalashnikov platform? Or Mosin Nagant, or SVT, for larger caliber fans?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:15 PM (fA1SL)


I love larger caliber guns. FN FAL, for example, is poetry rendered in steel and plastic.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2018 09:39 PM (2K6fY)

488 Arrested Development

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 09:39 PM (PUmDY)

489 Don't feel too bad, Aetius. I didn't know Blair White was a tranny at first, either.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (wSC8T)

490 Bwian? Who ith thith Bwian?
Posted by: Pravda Lite: MSLSD et. al. at May 21, 2018 08:14 PM (7UW64)

PILATE: Hmm. Now, what is your name, Jew?

BRIAN: 'Brian', sir.

PILATE: 'Bwian', eh?

BRIAN: No, no. 'Brian'.

slap

Aah!

PILATE: Now, Jewish wapscallion.

BRIAN: I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman.

PILATE: A Woeman?

BRIAN: No, no. Roman.

slap

Aah!
PILATE: So, your father was a Woeman. Who was he?

BRIAN: He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrison.

PILATE: Weally? What was his name?

BRIAN: 'Nautius Maximus'.

CENTURION: Ahh, ha ha!

PILATE: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?

CENTURION: Well, no, sir.

PILATE: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?

CENTURION: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir,... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

GUARD #4: chuckling

PILATE: What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?

CENTURION: Well, it's a joke name, sir.

PILATE: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (9BLnV)

491 483 477. As the SMR have proved - minute of chest at 300 meters is good enough, blyat.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:39 PM (fA1SL)

"Good enough." The watchword of procurement chains everywhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (u5WMz)

492 482 What's AD?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 21, 2018 09:38 PM (IeDO

Accidental Discharge, or so I hear it told.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (Dp6qK)

493 Hanna

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (yQpMk)

494 I will say it again Sean Hannity has the IQ of a potted plant

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:01 PM (y3aQB
***************
We all should be thankful to have Hannity. He has shown the light on all this corruption.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (PvFoN)

495 Well, that's because a lot of you fuckers keep telling the same jokes over and over again. Whereas, I'm infinitely creative and interesting.


Calling John McCain, McTumor, isn't a joke per se. But it is a tell.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (rdl6o)

496 471 ...milled Polish AK...
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Milled only. This is key. NO ONE SHOULD BUY A SHEET METAL AK. I highly recommend Serbian Zastava, Finnish Sako, or Bulgarian/Romanian RPK, if you want Warsaw Pact compatible design.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (UiRxW)

497 You can do your own flowers. Go through Costco or Sams club to order them then just throw them together for a fraction of the cost.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (kufk0)

498 487. If wishes were rifles, I'd have an FN-FAL. But am not made of rubles or zloty, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (fA1SL)

499 What's AD?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 21, 2018 09:38 PM (IeDO



Anno Domini

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2018 09:41 PM (SiINZ)

500
These guys are seriously bangin. Refs letting them play.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 09:41 PM (r+sAi)

501 I just watch Tucker take on Swalwell. I have never heard such vapid, idiotic rambling in my entire life. Swalwell has no idea where he is going, but by heaven, he's making good time.

I believe I am now stupider for having watched that segment.

If this is the average Congress critter, we are doomed as a country, and I'd say good riddance.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2018 09:41 PM (NXsWM)

502 482 What's AD?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 21, 2018 09:38 PM (IeDO

The Early Christian Mini series from the 80's?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 09:41 PM (u5WMz)

503 493. Nice. It's important to name your rifle. People forget this - a rookie mistake.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:42 PM (fA1SL)

504 I will say it again Sean Hannity has the IQ of a potted plant

Who in the media are you comparing him to?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 21, 2018 09:42 PM (rdl6o)

505 467 Was the Netflix version of AD any good? i didn't want it to ruin the original seasons, so didn't watch much. Watched first episode and wasn't impressed.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 09:34 PM (PUmDY

It's ok if you're curious about what happened to the characters later on. But, the original magic is, for the most part, used up. The Bluth boys and their sweat lodge retreat is ok. I guess...

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 21, 2018 09:42 PM (5leUT)

506
452 Most posters have a "fist", as it were. I can recognize most of you even before I get to the Posted By: line.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:29 PM (yQpMk)


..-. .. ... - / - .... .. ... --..-- / -... ..- ... - . .-.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2018 09:42 PM (pNxlR)

507 497 You can do your own flowers. Go through Costco or Sams club to order them then just throw them together for a fraction of the cost.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (kufk0)

I didn't know you can order through Sams/Costco.

I've already done all the guest table centerpieces. She wanted mason jars with silk flowers. Done.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 09:43 PM (Enq6K)

508 496. Zastava, ftw! Jugoslav is best Slav. Serbia stronk.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:43 PM (fA1SL)

509
AD is good. stick with it. Its not a netflix production.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 09:43 PM (r+sAi)

510 I want one more AK; a Polish underfolder.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:43 PM (yQpMk)

511 Tami,
Just go online and look. I see wedding florist getting huge bundles of flowers all the time.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2018 09:44 PM (kufk0)

512 What's AD?

My grade in Constitutional Law.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Class of [Redacted] at May 21, 2018 09:45 PM (y3sT9)

513 ..-. .. ... - / - .... .. ... --..-- / -... ..- ... - . .-.

Ha!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:45 PM (yQpMk)

514 If wishes were rifles, I'd have an FN-FAL. But am not made of rubles or zloty, blyat.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:40 PM (fA1SL)
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I heard some of the Bataclan/Paris attackers had AK, some had FN-FAL. That spooked me a little - whoever is supplying these dickbags is conscientious. And generous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:45 PM (UiRxW)

515 510. I'll admit, those are appealing. I've had my eye on a SPUD receivered AK with the Romanian furniture.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:45 PM (fA1SL)

516 It's more than the dress, photographer, caterer, tent and table rental combined.  

Am I outta touch or ?

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 09:36 PM (Enq6K)

-----------

They count on the parents being weak and telling the little girl "whatever".

I simply gave my daughter a budget number she could not exceed. A lot less parental stress that way. It was up to her to figure out what was priority from there.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 21, 2018 09:45 PM (I16G8)

517 Tami,
I'm talking about just the flowers, not arrangements. You can make a simple arrangement and the quality of flowers is usually pretty good...at least around here.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2018 09:46 PM (kufk0)

518 There are some milled underfolders available.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:46 PM (yQpMk)

519 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Channeling Hilldog now?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2018 09:46 PM (hyuyC)

520 http://bit.ly/2J0f0fY
++++
Diplomat Who Prompted FBI Trump Spying Helped Raise $25M for Clinton Foundation | Breitbart

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:47 PM (y3aQB)

521 I simply gave my daughter a budget number she could not exceed.


I just handed Girl928 $5k cash and said Spend it, keep it, whatevers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:47 PM (yQpMk)

522 I simply gave my daughter a budget number she could not exceed.

And, by the by, honey, you get that if you elope, too...

Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2018 09:47 PM (y3sT9)

523 I've looked at the pricing for wedding photogs these days, and am shocked. MWC - Moms With Cameras - charge as much as a pro using real film in real cameras.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:47 PM (fA1SL)

524
503 493. Nice. It's important to name your rifle. People forget this - a rookie mistake.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:42 PM (fA1SL)





Christine, Betty, Maggie, Anikki and Mia

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2018 09:48 PM (eXA4G)

525 Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 21, 2018 09:42 PM (rdl6o)
++++
UMM I think I compared him to a Potted Plant !

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 09:48 PM (y3aQB)

526 Though my rifles are all girls, my pistols are all males.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:48 PM (yQpMk)

527 510
Check out the Zastava underfolder. That's my girl. Only downside - the upper housing is a little different from Warsaw Pact models, so not interchangeable with your Polish SMR supergun.

But, it's so well designed, it can be fired without the housing, if you're in a pinch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:49 PM (UiRxW)

528 526. Same here. Anatoli and Vadim. Old ways are best ways.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:49 PM (fA1SL)

529
Channeling Hilldog now?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2018 09:46 PM (hyuyC)


Nope. Just responding in kind to Gramp928(C)'s "fist" remark.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2018 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

530 527. I repeat. Jugoslav is best Slav. Poles are almost veak veshterners.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:50 PM (fA1SL)

531 523 I've looked at the pricing for wedding photogs these days, and am shocked. MWC - Moms With Cameras - charge as much as a pro using real film in real cameras.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:47 PM (fA1SL)

Is your Angel wanting a big affair? I would think that the Colonel (from what you have said) would have stepped on that one.

BTW, Have fun if they go full high church mass for the wedding. Might want to look at padded knee tuxes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 09:50 PM (u5WMz)

532 Y'all met Bert yesterday I think.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:50 PM (yQpMk)

533 They count on the parents being weak and telling the little girl "whatever".

I simply gave my daughter a budget number she could not exceed. A lot less parental stress that way. It was up to her to figure out what was priority from there.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 21, 2018 09:45 PM (I16G

Paid for my own damned wedding. When mom or dad pays, they also get to invite and kvetch.

Made my own dress for about $250, including lace. It was appraised at over $1000.

These things can and should be done. The "wedding industry" is a sham.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2018 09:50 PM (NXsWM)

534 Everyone in the original AD was awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 09:51 PM (PUmDY)

535 Tami,

For our wedding we did our own flowers. Ordered roses from Costco and wrapped them in ribbon. Did the guy's boutiners and mom's corsages with pins from hobby lobby

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 21, 2018 09:51 PM (mMeIQ)

536 I just watch Tucker take on Swalwell. I have never heard such vapid, idiotic rambling in my entire life. Swalwell has no idea where he is going, but by heaven, he's making good time.

I believe I am now stupider for having watched that segment.

If this is the average Congress critter, we are doomed as a country, and I'd say good riddance.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2018 09:41 PM (NXsWM)
***********************

Sadly, he is a good representative of the Democrats in Congress. They at all insane.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 21, 2018 09:51 PM (PvFoN)

537 531. Small, family affair. Maybe 100 guests.
* counts rubles *
Blyat.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:52 PM (fA1SL)

538 510. Get a real one. My Century knockoff was junk, as expected. But it was a pre-obama impulse buy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 09:53 PM (Dp6qK)

539
Swallow-well. I'm sure he does. Looks like some jock wanna be frat boy type. Punchable face.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2018 09:54 PM (8O3HH)

540 537 531. Small, family affair. Maybe 100 guests.
* counts rubles *
Blyat.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:52 PM (fA1SL)

Borrow a trillion from a Zimbabwean prince.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 09:54 PM (u5WMz)

541 517 Tami,
I'm talking about just the flowers, not arrangements. You can make a simple arrangement and the quality of flowers is usually pretty good...at least around here.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2018 09:46 PM (kufk0)

We have so much to do though...I'm not sure I'd find the time to make everything. It's a large wedding party.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 09:54 PM (Enq6K)

542 540. Good news? Angel-clan will be catering it. So I got THAT going for me. Which is nice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:55 PM (fA1SL)

543 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:50 PM (fA1SL)
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With ya on the Zastava gun. But Zastava car? Not so much... I see myself in a Zil.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:55 PM (UiRxW)

544 But it was a pre-obama impulse buy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 09:53 PM (Dp6qK)

Say what you will about the man, but he was the greatest in history at finding homes for poor, orphaned firearms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 09:55 PM (u5WMz)

545 And, by the by, honey, you get that if you elope, too...

Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2018 09:47 PM (y3sT9)

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Yep. I actually told her that too. She could take the $10k, do the service with just family, and then throw a big party or whatever and keep the rest.

They probably spent about 5k, and are using the rest along with their own money to buy a starter house. Good call.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 21, 2018 09:55 PM (I16G8)

546
Catching up on all the Deep State Deep Doo-doo of today, I'm now certain that Brennan was running this whole anti-Trump operation.

This makes Watergate look like a frat prank, and the media is on the side of the bad guys.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2018 09:55 PM (8O3HH)

547 Tranny Nanny named Manny.

Manny, the Tranny, who nannies.

Our Nanny, Manny the Tranny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 08:23 PM (u5WMz)

Manny, the Tranny,

Was our nanny,

He would serve me brandy

And when I'd get randy,

He would give me a handy.

If had filed the right taxes,

Everything would be dandy.

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2018 09:56 PM (BZA5F)

548 543. SMR walk. Not have car, blyat. Priorities.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:56 PM (fA1SL)

549 Nite all. We are off to bed for J's hernia operation tomorrow.

I know it's minor but good thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

Be well all,

T

Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2018 09:56 PM (yJ1e6)

550 Tami,
I just looked and they do have some premade wedding arrangements.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2018 09:57 PM (kufk0)

551 SMR walk stagger.


FTFY

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 09:57 PM (yQpMk)

552 534 Everyone in the original AD was awesome.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2018 09:51 PM (PUmDY

Agreed x 1000.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 21, 2018 09:57 PM (5leUT)

553 Night Farmer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 09:58 PM (u5WMz)

554 When we get back, I'm gonna teach her sisters how to work the Mamiya and the Kiev cameras. Maybe what we spend on photos can be cut down somewhat. One of Her kid sisters can work a digital imaging device, so there's hope.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:59 PM (fA1SL)

555 548 I always found it odd the Germans - the Germans, of all people, made the worst cars in the Bloc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 09:59 PM (UiRxW)

556 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 09:59 PM (Ckg4U)

557 469
Being at work, I'm pretty jealous of those of you getting to watch the
finest sports entertainment on offer. The best thing about Playoff
Hockey is that fights disappear and are replaced by large quantities of
"hockey justice". What's not to like?

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 21, 2018 09:35 PM (5leUT)

Actually, this game had an actual 5 for Fighting, fight. Orpik versus JT Miller. Won't score high on hockeyfights.com, but it was a fight in an elimination game in the playoffs. Other than that, the Capitals are hitting the Lightning so hard, the survivors will pass the bruises to their descendants.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 21, 2018 09:59 PM (DxWUs)

558 551. Is different how?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:59 PM (fA1SL)

559 I would like to have an AR-180 the original one with the folding stock.

Unfortunately magazines are near impossible to acquire. And parts? hah!

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 09:59 PM (jHrzU)

560 I have a x39 rifle that I don't particularly care for but I keep because it's pretty rare and good for a conversation starter if I take it to the range: Norinco SKS Model D. It takes AK mags instead of stripper clips.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 10:00 PM (yQpMk)

561 537 531. Small, family affair. Maybe 100 guests.
* counts rubles *
Blyat.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 21, 2018 09:52 PM (fA1SL)

This wedding is under 100 guests. It's at our house, with a BBQ caterer. It's really not lavish.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 10:00 PM (Enq6K)

562 Say what you will about the man, but he was the greatest in history at finding homes for poor, orphaned firearms.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2018 09:55 PM (u5WMz)

Yep. Sold a used, stock colt 6920 for $1700. And the guy was happy to get it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 10:02 PM (Dp6qK)

563 Prayers up for J!

Incidentally, I had a hernia operation last year, and it really wasn't that big a deal. Still, anything can happen, so, yeah, prayers up!

I'm confident that J will be fine, but it never hurts to toss a prayer that way.

And, good night, Farmer!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 21, 2018 10:02 PM (wSC8T)

564 560
NORINCO models are pretty dicey pre-2000 or so. But yeah, if it's older than 90s, it's probably pretty rare... I think a lot of them got destroyed, IIRC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 10:02 PM (UiRxW)

565 550 Tami,
I just looked and they do have some premade wedding arrangements.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2018 09:57 PM (kufk0)

I looked to but they have nothing in her colors....which is weird because it's just light blues.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 10:02 PM (Enq6K)

566 Somewhat unrelated to anything. I've been examining things through the lens of Nicholas Taleb's intolerant minority analysis.

And it seems that if conservatives want to win our battles, we're going to have to start becoming an intolerant minority on our own.

Being the the nice, accommodating guys doesn't work in the end.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2018 10:02 PM (vDqXW)

567 I guess before 90s it wasn't NORINCO though. Can't remember when that changed. S

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 10:03 PM (UiRxW)

568 And, good night, Farmer!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 21, 2018 10:02 PM (wSC8T)

Thanks PW. Be well all, I'm just a little nervous as w/ any surgery.

Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2018 10:06 PM (yJ1e6)

569 Tami,
They have bulk hydrangeas in blue...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2018 10:06 PM (kufk0)

570 Farmer.....prayers to Jules

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 21, 2018 10:06 PM (mMeIQ)

571 569 Tami,
They have bulk hydrangeas in blue...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2018 10:06 PM (kufk0)

They do, I saw those and hydrangeas were what she wanted (mixed with some other things) but I just don't have the talent (or energy) to put all that together 2 days before the wedding for the bride and NINE bridesmaids.

And they don't have anything blue in the 'wedding collections'.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 10:13 PM (Enq6K)

572
Actually, this game had an actual 5 for Fighting, fight. Orpik versus JT Miller. Won't score high on hockeyfights.com, but it was a fight in an elimination game in the playoffs. Other than that, the Capitals are hitting the Lightning so hard, the survivors will pass the bruises to their descendants.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 21, 2018 09:59 PM (DxWUs

That's something you don't see often. For hockey justice to work, ya gotta be patient. But, from your description of events, it sounds like the spirit of Scott Steven is still alive and well. Sounds like I'll be huntin' highlights later.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 21, 2018 10:14 PM (5leUT)

573 Its no wonder Hillary always claimed "vast right wing conspiracy".. This isn't just projection, it's a defacto admittance to wrong doing. Look at the videos of her goons 100% admitting Hillary knew about "busing people in" (That fuckin jack-off with the bow tie his name escapes me currently..)

It's no wonder that Pelosi was SO confident about Trump not winning; "...take it to the bank.." was her exact phrase I believe.
That remark Schumer said about the Intel community "getting back at you" (and for WHAT may I ask? Daring to have the audacity to win an election fair an square? Unlike you criminal fucks?)
The throat slash gesture by Bush.
All of the screaming teenage girl tweets from a former TOP Intel chief(s).. (Jaw dropping cringe worthy considering these "officials" were once in charge of our safety... JFC..)
It goes on and on.

The one truly frustrating thing about all of this is the SILENCE coming from rank and file GOP..

Take note you spineless bags of shite, this is no longer your party. The party of "we don't stoop that low" while getting your nuts kicked in is OVER. Pack your shit and GTFO because your time is done.
This is now the party of "If you swing at me, you better kill me because when I get up, I'm tying you into a human pretzel. "
GOT IT fuckers?

Posted by: Getcha Pull at May 21, 2018 10:19 PM (aR6C/)

574 Yeah, Farmer, I get it. It's actually a pretty minor surgery, but, yeah, anything can happen. Based on my own experience with this type of surgery, though, I'm confident that J will come out of it just fine.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 21, 2018 10:35 PM (wSC8T)

575 There are some primary elections coming up in my area. Some seemingly outstanding candidates are on the ballot. But maybe they are colluding with The Russians. I'll just sit this one out.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 22, 2018 12:32 AM (kWrQ3)

576 AOSHQ is an amazing place the horde is remarkable in it's knowledge and damned amazing in their support of their fellow morons. Thank You all for your prayers after my wife had a stroke scare in the ER today. She is fine. All it was was a "complex migraine". These can mimic a TIA or a stroke, She had an MRI of her head that came back ok. Meds and rest have done the job and she is sleeping now. Thank You all for the Prayers. God is good.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 22, 2018 12:58 AM (0OmEj)

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