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Honorary Members of the Media, Barack and Michelle Obama, Become Official Members of the Media with Netflix Production Deal

Netflix announced today that former President Obama and former first lady Michelle Obama have struck a "storytelling partnership" with the video-on-demand service that will unfold in front of and behind the camera.

...

The agreement with the Obamas is a "multi-year" pact, the company said, "to produce films and series" with the company.

"The Obamas will produce a diverse mix of content, including the potential for scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries and features," the company said.

Yeah I'm going to cancel Netflix this month.

Meanwhile, HBO is running an absurdly fawning "documentary" about Obama's last year in office-- though I don't think they're going to highlight all the spying and lawbreaking.

Christian Toto quotes some of the cringiest wet-panties reviews, including this one:

The biggest knee slapper comes courtesy of New York Magazine via Vulture.com. Critic David Edelstein throws any pretense of objectivity to the wind in his final thoughts.

Who knew "The Final Year" demanded Kleenex?

It's hard to know how to read Barker's last scenes, which feature footage of Obama at the Parthenon along with an up-close interview with the president backstage after an event. Obama wants to allay fears and take the long view: This election is a mere blip in the positive arc of humankind, he says. At the White House, Power packs up her files, insisting, like her boss, that "we're in this for the long haul." A surprisingly melancholy gospel cover of "The Times They Are A-Changin' " plays her out. And at least one viewer wept all the way through the credits.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:03 PM




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1 Netflix be gone...

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 03:56 PM (8ikIW)

2 So these fucking bozos have been paid 60 million for books they have yet to write and 60 million for shows they probably will not produce.


The one thing about the left is they take care of their own.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 22, 2018 03:56 PM (2JcMg)

3 Well, time to look into alternatives, for damn sure.

Also, the posts are coming hot and fast today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 03:57 PM (I2dne)

4 These people really like the smell of their own asses, don't they?

Like we can't live without them?

So they realize the "long view" is to crush them into pesto?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2018 03:57 PM (qrLP8)

5 Mooches 24 part series on "Belts of the Famous First Ladies"

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 03:57 PM (8ikIW)

6 These guys aren't worthy of holding my towel at the bathhouse.

Posted by: Alcibiades at May 22, 2018 03:58 PM (Sz9ka)

7 The Johnny Manzel of politics

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 22, 2018 03:58 PM (ZorXc)

8 This election is a mere blip in the positive arc of humankind, he says.

I'll take historical ignorance for $2,000, Alex.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 03:58 PM (Boy/L)

9 Netflix is Dick's in Technicolor.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 03:58 PM (r9UYA)

10 Wept through the credits.

For joy, maybe...

Posted by: CCDD, pointin' and laughin' at May 22, 2018 03:58 PM (i3v30)

11 netflix can suck the snotty end of my phuckstick. adios, commie fucktards.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2018 03:59 PM (KP5rU)

12 I'm not cancelling... the only one to pay a penalty for my doing that is... me.
They are Media, they are Prog fools. Like all of the Media.

Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 03:59 PM (zSVEm)

13 OT: The Venezuelans just kicked our top two diplomats out of the country.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 03:59 PM (Boy/L)

14
Guys..... Barrack had to go Netflix.


I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Ivideo is too hard to say.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2018 03:59 PM (8XRCm)

15 Hey Palpatine, have you considered pitching an SMR reality show to Netflix to offset this other new material? And by "offset" I obviously mean, "be the weirdest production in television history."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 03:59 PM (I2dne)

16 Swaggering With Barry

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 03:59 PM (r9UYA)

17 These pussies cry as much as Glen Beck.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 22, 2018 03:59 PM (TSEbs)

18

Crunchy Figs the series.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 03:59 PM (10vO4)

19 The Obamas will produce a diverse mix of content, including the potential for scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries and features

------------------------------

Translation: Whatever shit they manage to come up with.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (5NMZN)

20


ACORN TV

Netflix messed up here. They will lose a lot of people.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (fceHP)

21 Hey, look on the bright side guys, we get some solid comedy content.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (Boy/L)

22 OT: The Venezuelans just kicked our top two diplomats out of the country.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 03:59 PM (Boy/L)

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HEY!!!! I WAS GONNA EAT THAT !!!!!

Posted by: Venezuelan Peasant at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

23 Stammering with Barry

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (r9UYA)

24 Will they raise a pair of Michele's panties up the White House flagpole and launch a 21 gun salute, then use them as a sail for the USS Constitution?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (qrLP8)

25 "OT: The Venezuelans just kicked our top two diplomats out of the country."

And if said diplomats take the contents of their pantries with them, the food supply of Venezuela will be cut in half.

Posted by: CCDD, pointin' and laughin' at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (i3v30)

26 I was just thinking about canceling...

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (q177U)

27 best snark I've seen about this was (paraphrasing):

the best part of the obamas getting a TV deal will be the absolute outrage & meltdown when it gets cancelled for low ratings

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (ZQfW9)

28 OT: The Venezuelans just kicked our top two diplomats out of the country.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 03:59 PM (Boy/L)
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Probably for feeding people other than Madura's supporters.

Posted by: Penfold at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (Fbt5B)

29 Given how many liberals love their Netflix, I'm mildly surprised it wasn't an aggressive propaganda house for eight years. But then, if conservatives start leaving for a brand new competitor, suddenly they'd be rather vulnerable.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (aVSSe)

30 15. Is hard to monetize when scores of millions of SMR supermen give it away for free on YouTube. Dashcam vids......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 04:01 PM (fA1SL)

31 They also have Susan Rice on the Netflix Board.

These Silicon Valley companies are knee deep in left-wing politics and also are part of the surveveilance Deep State.

But TruCons will keep turning a blind eye.

Posted by: Maritime at May 22, 2018 04:01 PM (lKmt3)

32 As I said yesterday, give Bezos credit. He's found an ingenious way to take down Netflix.

Posted by: SH at May 22, 2018 04:01 PM (sX1BW)

33 Well being behind the curve and not cutting the direcTV service and going to HULU, Netflix, Amazon et al yet, I don't have to cut Netflix now. But I should cut the direcTV cord, I don't like supporting ESPN, CNN, Disney and other all SJW all the time outlets.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 22, 2018 04:01 PM (eASYU)

34 Why don't the obamas just go fuck themselves?

Posted by: Chris M at May 22, 2018 04:01 PM (eAZVt)

35 The federal marshals will still know where to find them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 04:01 PM (LISuA)

36 Michelle's Fun With Flags

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:01 PM (r9UYA)

37 I already cancelled my Netflix and in the space where they asked why I just typed Barack Hussein Obama.

I hope I wasn't too subtle.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)

38 20 ACORN TV

Agree.

Posted by: Ever at May 22, 2018 04:01 PM (OLS0m)

39 Eh, Barf.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (xqfqx)

40 RR is not scheduled to be at meeting on Thursday with Nunes & Gowdy

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (y3aQB)

41 Cancelled Netflix yesterday. They ask you for your reason and at the bottom is the option of clicking other, then a field opens. That is where you can write Obama. Some writer over at RedState wrote about this story and said she wouldn't be cancelling her subscription, just would not watch what the Obama's produced. I don't think she gets that her subscription pays for the Obama's show and Bill Nye's show, etc.

They made the rules.

Posted by: Bill C at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (HqPBH)

42 the best part of the obamas getting a TV deal will be the absolute outrage & meltdown when it gets cancelled for low ratings
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (ZQfW9)
+++++++
No fears on that front. This deal was almost certainly *not* a profit-making exercise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (I2dne)

43 Started trying out Hulu a few weeks ago in anticipation of this. I won't pay $10/month for that dirt bag's propaganda. Now it's time to officially cancel Netflix.

Posted by: Mike D at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (rS5vj)

44 15.
Keeping up with the Kuznetsovs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (fA1SL)

45 Canine Cooking With Barack

Posted by: johnd01 at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (ukNFU)

46 27 best snark I've seen about this was (paraphrasing):

the best part of the obamas getting a TV deal will be the absolute outrage & meltdown when it gets cancelled for low ratings
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (ZQfW9)


They will grift Netflix, for a while, and then, being the lazy layabouts that they are, they will attach, tick- like, to something else...

Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (zSVEm)

47 First show from house soetero, on Netflix:

A remake of
"Henry the if fif fif fif fif fif fif fif fif...."

Posted by: CCDD, pointin' and laughin' at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (i3v30)

48 In fairness, if they listed Obama's accomplishments it would the length of a toilet bowl cleaner commercial.

If it's a work of fiction they can drone on forever.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (qrLP8)

49 Guess I just found the money for the MLB network to watch more baseball. Should we switch to Amazon?

Posted by: Draki at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (Y0byY)

50 Just like Samantha Powers' ill-advised election night feminists idol party-and-documentary where the had planned to 'milk the soft power of the dividend' of a Hillary victory, I'm guessing "The Last Year" will not age well for Rhodes and crew. LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (W+vEI)

51
Eh.... look on the bright side.


This is how you get moar Trump.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

52 My ex-husband just informed me that he has cancelled his Netflix account and became a 5-year member of the NRA. He doesn't own a gun and has never owned a gun.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (Kcf2u)

53 OT: The Venezuelans just kicked our top two diplomats out of the country.

-------------

Also OT: State Department Employee Families are rejoicing at the return of their family members from Hell on earth.

Posted by: SH at May 22, 2018 04:03 PM (sX1BW)

54 I can haz Netflix alternatives...please?
Suggestions.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 22, 2018 04:03 PM (xqfqx)

55 Why would a stockholder of Netflix not file a shareholder suit against the board.

This is obviously the most ridiculous thing ever. If they were paying them for an interview or documentary or something fine. But they are paying them to be producers?!?!

No. Fraud. Sorry. Fire the board and start all over.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:03 PM (Z5JSu)

56 Gaylord and Meeeechelle Moving On Up

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2018 04:03 PM (qoKAm)

57 It's "The Gigantic Assed Angry Klingon Show"! And now heeeeeeeeeeeres...Mike!

Posted by: Netflix 2019 at May 22, 2018 04:03 PM (O5Q3r)

58 Who on earth would sit there and watch the Obamas on TV? Sounds like torture!

Posted by: Chris M at May 22, 2018 04:03 PM (eAZVt)

59 I look forward to the day when I'll have to cancel all forms of entertainment because the left completely took over it all.

Maybe then I'll finally go outside and join a rowing club.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (+dsLj)

60 29
Given how many liberals love their Netflix, I'm mildly surprised it
wasn't an aggressive propaganda house for eight years. But then, if
conservatives start leaving for a brand new competitor, suddenly they'd
be rather vulnerable.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2018 04:00 PM (aVSSe)

Netflix is like candy. If you stop eating it, you really don't miss it.
And its easy to quit especially if the put a wrapper on it that says you suck we hate you.
Barack Obama- I can be a better TV executive than my TV executives. Hey lets get the next Olympics!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (ymnmz)

61 54. Good VPN service. Top of the line antivirus software. BitTorrent.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (fA1SL)

62 (KUTV) -- A 12-year-old autistic boy was placed in a Juvenile Detention Center on Monday after brandishing an imaginary rifle at his art teacher, FOX 26 reports.

The 5th grade teacher reportedly felt threatened by the child, identified as David Sims, who was arrested by a school police officer.

"She (the officer) just put handcuffs on me and told me I need to go with her," Sims said.

"They just said, 'We don't tolerate that. We take it as a threat,'" said Amy Sims, the boy's mother. "A threat? He didn't threaten anyone. He didn't do anything but play."

Posted by: undocumented illegal Mark Knopfler at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (e8kgV)

63 He doesn't own a gun and has never owned a gun.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 22, 2018 04:02 PM (Kcf2u)

----

So...... you had a girlfriend, huh.




(I keeed, I keeed )

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

64 "Packing her files"? Did anyone check those files? Aren't they supposed to be archived?

Whatever.

Posted by: sunny-dee at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (QAOZh)

65
BitTorrent FTW

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (XWkhW)

66 Golf My Way

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (r9UYA)

67 Spying and lawbreaking?

The deuce you say!

Posted by: HBO Pictures at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (0s3bJ)

68 Gots to funnel more money to the Democrats.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (7ThJ3)

69 My biggest problem with Amazon streaming is their lousy... streaming... drops out constantly, grainy , maybe it's my server, although Netflix streams flawlessly...

Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (zSVEm)

70 "CHIXS WITH DICKS REDUX?"

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2018 04:05 PM (5IHGB)

71 54
I can haz Netflix alternatives...please?
Suggestions.



Posted by: dananjcon at May 22, 2018 04:03 PM (xqfqx)


A nice walk, gardening or a good book.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2018 04:05 PM (ymnmz)

72 Hope the writing for their shows is better than Michelle's senior thesis.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 22, 2018 04:05 PM (m/Gc2)

73 How to Pee Sitting Down: My Life as an Effete Douche

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2018 04:05 PM (qrLP8)

74 A 12-year-old autistic boy

FFS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 04:05 PM (Boy/L)

75 Congrats to the President and First Lady Obama on their new role in shaping our world view!

Posted by: Billie Krystal at May 22, 2018 04:05 PM (xBSm0)

76 >And at least one viewer wept all the way through the credits.

Pretty please someone upload the video of that to Youtube! I can mix it with all the shots of the crying Dimocrats at the Hillary "Victory" party and laugh my ass off for hours!

Posted by: Sludgebuster at May 22, 2018 04:05 PM (Iwcb2)

77 You gotta love the timing. Just as the investigations are turning up serious criminal activity by the Obama administration and likely Barry himself Netflix goes all in with Obama.

Solid planning guys.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 04:05 PM (/tuJf)

78 My ex-husband just informed me that he has cancelled his Netflix account and became a 5-year member of the NRA. He doesn't own a gun and has never owned a gun.

Posted by: washrivergal
======
Send him to the Sig Sauer Shooting Academy for his birthday. You get a factory discount for attending classes. They'll teach him and he can select from the whole gamut of their production and will find something that feels just right.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:05 PM (B26yb)

79 So this will all be in Spanish. Am I right?

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:05 PM (2LelM)

80 https://unblocked.lol/tv
=====
Posted by: dananjcon at May 22, 2018 04:03 PM (xqfqx)

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (y3aQB)

81
So this will all be in Spanish. Am I right?

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:05 PM (2LelM)






Austrian.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (XWkhW)

82
I can haz Netflix alternatives...please?

-----

Golf.
Fishing.
Hunting.
Shooting.
Woodworking.
Reading.
Writing.
Meditation.
Yoga.
GAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNS.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (8XRCm)

83 Bongino's brilliant question at the end of his podcast today:

If Joseph Mifsud, the guy who first whispered in Papadopolous's ear in April '16 that the Russkies had Hillary's emails, REALLY was a Russian agent with REAL evidence to pass on to Trump, then why did the FBI interview him in Feb of '17, whereupon he disappeared?

If he was a real Russian agent, they'd have arrested him, right?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (FypLm)

84 What do they know about producing content? Of course, they have a their Hollywood Cabal that will be happy to write/direct/produce a whole host of agitation and racist propaganda.

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (oiNtH)

85 I know this Obama show will be like crack for true believers, but going on two-years after the 2016 election, with many of his signature accomplishments killed, I don't think this will be as popular as Obama and Netflix think it will be. A bunch of what ifs/we coulda accomplished something stories aren't that inspiring. He can't claim future predicted/imaginary successes.

There's a reason presidents have typically laid low after leaving office: the public gets really tired of them after 4-8 years. Really tired.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (W+vEI)

86 Guess splurging on Blurays for TNG and other Star Treks was worth it.

I win! Netflix loses!

Posted by: Draki at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (Y0byY)

87 Yeah, I'm dumping Netflix this week.Fuck 'em.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (0ogQG)

88 The wanking couldn't get any more furious.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (RD7QR)

89
There'll be interviews with interesting Italians

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (10vO4)

90 My wife and I like Ozark with Jason Bateman.
That's about it.
My nieces and nephews use my log in. I guess it time they jobs and pay for they're own Netflix. Can 5-11 year olds buy their own subscription??

Posted by: dananjcon at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (xqfqx)

91 VPN and Popcorn

Posted by: Grump928 at May 22, 2018 04:07 PM (6Kbem)

92 OT -- Some fun stuff for Ace, about one of his favorite talking heads:

Throughout all of May last year, CNN's Jake Tapper averaged 1.091 million total viewers and 304,000 viewers in the advertiser-coveted 25-54 age demo. So far, this year, through the 16th of May those numbers have cratered by nearly a third.

Tapper's demo viewers have sunk to an average of just 206,000, a -32 percent decline. His total viewers collapsed to just 785,000, a -28 percent fall.


via Breitbart

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2018 04:07 PM (0ogQG)

93 Netflix does have a lot of good foreign* content, and I suspect I can find it elsewhere.

*I have a soft spot for Korean revenge dramas. The romances are just soaps like any other, but the Koreans seem to get vengeance on a pretty visceral level.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 04:07 PM (I2dne)

94 Failed High School Basketball Player, Failed Community Organizer, Failed President, Failed Nobel Prize Winner, Failed Coup Leader. Yep, entertainment is where this guy belongs.

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:07 PM (2LelM)

95 My Mother The Carp

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:07 PM (r9UYA)

96 "And at least one viewer wept vomited all the way through the credits."


Fixed. For accuracy.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at May 22, 2018 04:07 PM (I7oij)

97 But I will repeat my yesterday comment about this subject. Barry and Michelle starring in "the left wing"

and if the shrieking leftist SJWs would just binge watch that over and over in their safe spaces it would actually be useful, keeping them out of the way so rational adults can MAGA.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 22, 2018 04:08 PM (eASYU)

98 Oh, and fuck Barack Obama in the ass with Michelle's dick. I hate those people. There have never been a pair of more unworthy humans on this planet.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2018 04:08 PM (FypLm)

99 Funny that soon Obama will be a TV star and Trump will be President....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2018 04:08 PM (7uYFy)

100 GAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNS.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (8XRCm)

Hallowed be thy GAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSS

Posted by: Broseidon at May 22, 2018 04:08 PM (Y0byY)

101 First one-on-one interview: The Pope

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:08 PM (r9UYA)

102 All of Hollywood and Silicon Valley are leftist and commie.
Pretty difficult to escape them.
They even built the device that I type this comment on.

Posted by: navybrat, the trill is gone at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (w7KSn)

103 Oh, ffs!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (1ISKN)

104 Meanwhile, there's some documentary that Netflix is currently pushing on Trump that portrays him as a conartist.

Posted by: Maritime at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (lKmt3)

105 Failed High School Basketball Player, Failed Community Organizer, Failed President, Failed Nobel Prize Winner, Failed Coup Leader. Yep, entertainment is where this guy belongs.

We'll always have the Chicago Olympics.

What?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (Boy/L)

106 Hey, I'm up for any kind of job that doesn't involve showing up or, you know, working.

Posted by: Michelle at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (5OO3x)

107 Netflix will go tits up in the not too distant future.

Everything Obama touches turns to shit.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (uDcBt)

108 Funny that soon Obama will be a TV star and Trump will be President....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2018 04:08 PM (7uYFy)
+++++++
False equivalency. Trump's show didn't fail. I have to suspect the this Obama program will do so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (I2dne)

109 Yes, they are already making him into a mythological creature. I fully expected that. The most corrupt administration in US history. He made the Grant Administration look like George Washington's two terms.


In ten years he will replace FDR as the larger than life Democrat hero.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (mpXpK)

110 >>You gotta love the timing. Just as the investigations are turning up serious criminal activity by the Obama administration and likely Barry himself Netflix goes all in with Obama.



You don't think this is a lifeline of sorts - a platform for Obama to make the case that all this OIG investigation stuff is bunk? Susan Rice now works for Netflix.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (W+vEI)

111 Netflix is like candy. If you stop eating it, you really don't miss it.
And its easy to quit especially if the put a wrapper on it that says you suck we hate you.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2018 04:04 PM (ymnmz)

I don't even buy ultra cheap video games if they insist on an SJW message. Netflix can either give equal time to Trump- which would probably erase any Obama goodwill- or die out.

But then, after they tried to convince us Amy Schumer is still relevant, I wasn't holding out hope for them anyways.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (aVSSe)

112 so, you're telling me they didn't suicide the original person who wrote obama's autobiographies and that he's available to continue making up shit about the tabula rasa that is obmaa.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (sB8d1)

113 One of his stories will be about a guy who gets hired to write stories that other people write.

Michelle's work will mainly consist of making the sound tracks for upcoming Star Wars movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmVXJ3hQrPo

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (37IEG)

114 BY the time his Netflix shit starts airing, Obama's going to be one of the most unpopular people in the country-more so than he is now....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (7uYFy)

115 36 Michelle's Fun With Flags
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:01 PM (r9UYA)


HOW DARE YOU...!

Oh, Flags...never mind.

Posted by: JB1000 at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (16OL0)

116 THE best way to watch Netflix is to glom onto somebody else's account. Friend, child, etc.


Feels better than cancelling. Trust me.

Posted by: nip at May 22, 2018 04:10 PM (ECLaL)

117 An Intimate Look at Michele's Vegetable Garden

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2018 04:10 PM (qrLP8)

118 Yeah, I'd have cried too, if I had to sit and watch that drivel.

Posted by: Blake at May 22, 2018 04:10 PM (qC1Sy)

119 99 Funny that soon Obama will be a TV star and Trump will be President....
------------------
Funnier still is Trump will outperform him at both pursuits.

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)

120 Comments on the last three threads:

3: BAZUNGAS!!!
2. CNN is now I think an accessory to felonies. Popcorn futures are spiking up yet again.
1) I had Netflix mainly to watch the new MST3K, which wasn't nearly as SJW as I thought it would be. However, byebye Netflix, you SOBs--if I were a stockholder I'd be burning up the phones to lawyers planning the stockholder class action suit.

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:10 PM (953wK)

121
My Mother The Carp

My Mother the Trabant

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 04:10 PM (10vO4)

122 102 All of Hollywood and Silicon Valley are leftist and commie.
Pretty difficult to escape them.
They even built the device that I type this comment on.
Posted by: navybrat, the trill is gone at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (w7KSn)

That's the point, really... there are no " righteous" alternatives in Media/ Technology.

Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 04:10 PM (zSVEm)

123 How I killed OBL

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:10 PM (r9UYA)

124 Netflix will go tits up in the not too distant future.

--------------------------------

We can console ourselves with the anticipation that there shall always be Google and Amazon!

Posted by: RioBravo at May 22, 2018 04:10 PM (5NMZN)

125 Baracka Hussein? He's got shit for brains!

Posted by: Chris M at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (eAZVt)

126 Trump's show didn't fail. I have to suspect the this Obama program will do so.

Can you think of a better way to write off your campaign contributions?

Posted by: Netflix at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (5OO3x)

127 Netflix is doing "A Series of Unfortunate Events," now.

He produced one before. Why not put him in charge of this?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

128 Yeah, I'm gonna sign up for that series toot suite.

/S

Posted by: Hillary's Taint at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (R5lpX)

129 I can haz Netflix alternatives...please?

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Fishing.
Hunting.
Shooting.
Woodworking.
Reading.
Writing.
Meditation.
Yoga.
GAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNS.
Posted by: fixerupper


Where do I do all of those for $11.90 a month?
And I meditate between the hours of 10 & 5 every night.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (GWDdA)

130 >>ou don't think this is a lifeline of sorts - a platform for Obama to make the case that all this OIG investigation stuff is bunk? Susan Rice now works for Netflix.

I can't imagine this is going to be good for them. I see a lot more people being turned off by them partnering with Obama than signing up.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (/tuJf)

131 Netflix will go tits up in the not too distant future.

Everything Obama touches turns to shit.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (uDcBt)

THIS.

Bound to Fail

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (7uYFy)

132 Susan "Benghazi was caused by a YouTube video" Rice joined the board of Netflix in March

I'm sure the $60 obama deal is some kind of laundering

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (hMwEB)

133 Barack's content:

The Great Gloryhole Chase

Bathhouses of North America

Barry's Bareback Barbecue


Michele's Content:

Kneel Down Before Me You Sniveling Worm

The 10-Minute Workout You Sniveling Worm

Have I mentioned That You're A Sniveling Worm

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (RD7QR)

134 can haz Netflix alternatives...please?

(Repost from yesterday.) Here is what I do, though I do not watch a whole lot of streaming movies. I wait until I want to watch something, then sign up for one month of the cheapest service that provides it commercial-free. Then immediately cancel. The default cancellation for Netflix and Hulu is canceling the next month.

But I also use a DVR and over-the-air broadcasts for a lot of movies. And I am also willing to watch commercials for free streaming, and there are a lot of free streaming services out there. Tubi, Crackle, Pluto, ShoutFactory all come to mind. And then there are the public domain streamers like Classix. The fact is, there is so much content out there that I rarely even do the one-month subscriptions any more.

And there are also great YouTube channels like Bill Whittle's and the Hoover Institution. NRATV has a great app (I use the AppleTV).

I still have a shelf of unwatched DVDs in my queue from when I still bought DVDs.

See also blog post in nic. It is a good time to be a couch potato.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (2lndx)

135 114 BY the time his Netflix shit starts airing, Obama's going to be one of the most unpopular people in the country-more so than he is now....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (7uYFy)


Part of me says there is still a solid one third of this nation who are dead-end dead-head true believers and nothing is ever going to get through to them.

And then we have that prison inmate who became a Ditto-head and perhaps Kanye. Better still people like David Horowitz. That gives me hope that we are too close and right in the middle of it. We will need time and distance to see how all this plays out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (VM6ev)

136 Well they're both full of shit and dependent on bogus financing.

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (FhXTo)

137 Funny that soon Obama will be a TV star and Trump will be President....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2018 04:08 PM (7uYFy)
+++++++
False equivalency. Trump's show didn't fail. I have to suspect the this Obama program will do so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Funny, that works for for their presidencies, too.

Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (JGBbg)

138 Black is the new black.

Posted by: Grump928 at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (6Kbem)

139 92 OT -- Some fun stuff for Ace, about one of his favorite talking heads:

Throughout all of May last year, CNN's Jake Tapper averaged 1.091 million total viewers and 304,000 viewers in the advertiser-coveted 25-54 age demo. So far, this year, through the 16th of May those numbers have cratered by nearly a third.

Tapper's demo viewers have sunk to an average of just 206,000, a -32 percent decline. His total viewers collapsed to just 785,000, a -28 percent fall.

via Breitbart
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2018 04:07 PM (0ogQG)



It's almost as if going all in on Russian hookers and porn stars hasn't been the ratings boon they thought it would be.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (lKs2v)

140 I prescribe chocolate raspberry protein shakes and bicep curls for anyone feeling Netflix withdrawals.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (Y0byY)

141 I can haz Netflix alternatives...please?

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Golf.
Fishing.
Hunting.
Shooting.
Woodworking.
Reading.
Writing.
Meditation.
Yoga.
GAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNS.
Posted by: fixerupper

Masturbating.


Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (7uYFy)

142 133
Have I mentioned That You're A Sniveling Worm
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (RD7QR)

Free To Be Salt-Free.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (VM6ev)

143 Am I the only one who hates the precious usage "humankind" in place of "mankind?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (D3JKm)

144 121. Dneiperpetrovsk Confidential
Real Housewives of Kamchatka Oblast

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (fA1SL)

145 Among the files Samantha Power was packing up (and later shredding) were the files where "someone" had used her credentials to request the "unmasking" of Trump campaign people who were being illegally spied upon by the Obama administration. . . . . (but Netflix didn't think that part was important enough to include in its salute to its chocolate dream boy and his "corruption-free" administration)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (fqUgw)

146 138 Black is the new black.
Posted by: Grump928 at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (6Kbem)


Red.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (VM6ev)

147 Sources tell me they're remaking The Jeffersons.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (MVjcR)

148 How embarrassing for the nation.

Posted by: Tentotwo at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (yhf6w)

149 hope that this shit show is on at the same time as kimmy jimmel and stephen coldcock. i would love to see their already poor ratings swirl down the shitter.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (KP5rU)

150 *I have a soft spot for Korean revenge dramas. The romances are just soaps like any other, but the Koreans seem to get vengeance on a pretty visceral level.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 04:07 PM (I2dne)

try Viki or DramaFever for korean dramas (as well as Japanese and Chinese dramas)

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (hMwEB)

151 Michele's Content:

Kneel Down Before Me You Sniveling Worm

The 10-Minute Workout You Sniveling Worm

Have I mentioned That You're A Sniveling Worm
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (RD7QR)


---------

FIRST LADY: The tale of Lt Commander Whorfs rise to fame and fortune.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (8XRCm)

152 144 121. Dneiperpetrovsk Confidential
Real Housewives of Kamchatka Oblast
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (fA1SL)


Kolyma Yo Mama.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (VM6ev)

153 Rush played a clip of Ben Rhodes reaction to Trumps win (the moment it happened), it was SO GREAT.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (f8ilN)

154 >>Golf.
Fishing.
Hunting.
Shooting.
Woodworking.
Reading.
Writing.
Meditation.
Yoga.
GAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNS.
Posted by: fixerupper

>Masturbating.

Well that's a given and can be done while you are doing all the other activities.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (/tuJf)

155 The Sustainable Obama's

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (r9UYA)

156 >>Funny that soon Obama will be a TV star and Trump will be President....


Obama was always the tv president, wasn't he? He and Michelle couldn't get enough of those tv appearances - interviews, late night shows, awards shows, doing his NCAA brackets, portraying themselves in sitcoms, and so on.


"Now, the presidency is not a reality show.."
*wags finger at camera and once again lectures America on how she failed TFG*

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (W+vEI)

157 Michele, have you ever thought of doing an exercise program?





Seriously. Exercise. Program

Posted by: Netflix Executives at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (ymnmz)

158 The Shit Midas Touch.

Netflix is on death watch with John McCain

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2018 04:14 PM (FZYNt)

159 Diverse. Right.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 22, 2018 04:14 PM (2ZUTy)

160 How can I be your Forever First Lady if I disappear into the woodwork? This was the best way to be in your face 24/7/365. -- Mooch

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 22, 2018 04:14 PM (mQ0Mc)

161 The First Lady's Junk Show

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 22, 2018 04:14 PM (PvCxa)

162 Crunchroll for anime

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 04:14 PM (hMwEB)

163 Real Housewives of Kamchatka Oblast
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 04:12 PM (fA1SL)
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Oh, how I'd love to see Michelle O mine gold with her bare hands. "Let's Move!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 04:14 PM (AzW6q)

164 I can't imagine this is going to be good for them. I see a lot more people being turned off by them partnering with Obama than signing up.
Posted by: JackStraw

___________

We've seen time and time again, these people just don't really care about the bottom line once they get set for life. Politics comes first.

Netflix CEO is a left-wing commie who has fuck you money, he doesn't care if a chunk of subscribers leaves over this. Just like it was a crazy move to hire Susan Rice that would alienate people.

Conservatives would be well served having a populist stance towards these new left-wing oligarchs and their companies and not be nearly so accomodating.

Posted by: Maritime at May 22, 2018 04:14 PM (lKmt3)

165 Roger Stone, veteran political strategist and longtime confidant of President Trump, said in an exclusive interview with SiriusXM's Breitbart News Daily on Tuesday morning that former CIA Director John Brennan will "die in a federal penitentiary."

Posted by: undocumented illegal Mark Knopfler at May 22, 2018 04:14 PM (e8kgV)

166 83 If he [Mifsud] was a real Russian agent, they'd have arrested him, right?


Plus, Mifsud spoke at the State Dept during January 2017. (Didn't listen to Bongino so don't know if he mentioned that.) Who arranged that? And, why is he called "Professor" (although he does have a Ph.D.) when he was never a professor anywhere that actually had students. (strange, huh?) Who arranged Papadopoulos to work w Mifsud in Europe?

Posted by: Ever at May 22, 2018 04:15 PM (OLS0m)

167 Ref "The Final Year"
It's very much fun to watch.

First off, during the non-election stuff you realize, "OMG, these people *really believe* this stuff." Or they put up a good front about it.

Second, the election stuff. A lot of foreshadowing then we have election night and it's all schadenfreudetastic!

Posted by: ArthurK at May 22, 2018 04:15 PM (r36Sg)

168 Hopefully Michelle will host a fashion show. Boob Belts and Weaves would be a ratings bonanza.

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM)

169 Terrarium TV

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 22, 2018 04:15 PM (m7LQK)

170 150. Lord....k-dramas...... amd them weird Taiwanese ones....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 04:15 PM (fA1SL)

171 (KUTV) -- A 12-year-old autistic boy was placed in a Juvenile Detention Center on Monday after brandishing an imaginary rifle at his art teacher, FOX 26 reports.

The 5th grade teacher reportedly felt threatened by the child, identified as David Sims, who was arrested by a school police officer.

"She (the officer) just put handcuffs on me and told me I need to go with her," Sims said.
========
This is far too crazy to be accurate.

Seriously, where'd he get the imaginary rifle he was brandishing in "art" class? Drew it.

12 year old's with autism can be challenging, but I never had to call the cops on one yet. They aren't particularly threatening. They can try your patience and get pretty loud, that's about the worst of it.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:15 PM (wFVlE)

172 157 Michele, have you ever thought of doing an exercise program?

Seriously. Exercise. Program
Posted by: Netflix Executives at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (ymnmz)


I read that as "Pogrom."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 04:15 PM (VM6ev)

173 Obama was always the tv president, wasn't he? He and Michelle couldn't get enough of those tv appearances - interviews, late night shows, awards shows, doing his NCAA brackets, portraying themselves in sitcoms, and so on.


"Now, the presidency is not a reality show.."
*wags finger at camera and once again lectures America on how she failed TFG*
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (W+vEI)


BHObama is a poseur and a pretender.

Clint Eastwood got him exactly right with the empty chair.

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:15 PM (953wK)

174 168 Hopefully Michelle will host a fashion show. Boob Belts and Weaves would be a ratings bonanza.
Posted by: Gumby

don't forget "Patterns best used on Sofas and Evening Wear"

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (FZYNt)

175 Barack's content:

The Great Gloryhole Chase

Bathhouses of North America

Barry's Bareback Barbecue


"President 44, Where Are You?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (D3JKm)

176 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
22 May 2018

We are pleased to announce that the 2019 Academy Awards for best picture, best director, best documentary feature and best original score will be award to Barack Obama.

Congratulations, Mr. Obama!

We are very much looking forward to seeing these works when they are released!

Posted by: Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (DuAZ5)

177 "The diapers they are a'changin'"

Because obama is full of crap.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (Gyzss)

178
I can't imagine this is going to be good for them. I see a lot more people being turned off by them partnering with Obama than signing up. Posted by: JackStraw

The Obamas are just not that interesting

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (10vO4)

179 This is just another form of a bribe. And to think they kicked Newt out of congress for a crummy book deal. While Scankles is getting hundreds of thousands of dollars for a few 1/2 hour speeches crammed with lies and Obama gets millions AND a TV deal.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (mpXpK)

180 Had I not cancelled Netflix years ago, I'd certainly do it now.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (NL6wI)

181 False equivalency. Trump's show didn't fail. I have to suspect the this Obama program will do so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Bialystock & Blum at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (L3rL9)

182 165 Roger Stone, veteran political strategist and longtime confidant of President Trump, said in an exclusive interview with SiriusXM's Breitbart News Daily on Tuesday morning that former CIA Director John Brennan will "die in a federal penitentiary."
-----------------
From Roger's lips to God's ear.

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (2LelM)

183 Sock off.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (DK0L4)

184 Tonight...on a very special "Glory Hole"...

Posted by: Netflix 2019 at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (O5Q3r)

185 Golf.
Fishing.
Hunting.
Shooting.
Woodworking.
Reading.
Writing.
Meditation.
Yoga.
GAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNS.
Posted by: fixerupper

>Masturbating.

Well that's a given and can be done while you are doing all the other activities.
Posted by: JackStraw


Pro tip: Don't spank with treble hooks present.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (GWDdA)

186 (KUTV) -- A 12-year-old autistic boy was placed in a Juvenile Detention Center on Monday after brandishing an imaginary rifle at his art teacher, FOX 26 reports.

The 5th grade teacher reportedly felt threatened by the child, identified as David Sims, who was arrested by a school police officer.

"She (the officer) just put handcuffs on me and told me I need to go with her," Sims said.
========
This is far too crazy to be accurate.

Seriously, where'd he get the imaginary rifle he was brandishing in "art" class? Drew it.

12 year old's with autism can be challenging, but I never had to call the cops on one yet. They aren't particularly threatening. They can try your patience and get pretty loud, that's about the worst of it.
Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:15 PM (wFVlE)

-------


Thats a lot of words for "Im gonna virtue signal at the expense of your kid".

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (8XRCm)

187 >>Netflix CEO is a left-wing commie who has fuck you money, he doesn't care if a chunk of subscribers leaves over this. Just like it was a crazy move to hire Susan Rice that would alienate people.


Netflix is also a publicly traded company. Investors have a habit of forcing out CEOs who crater the value of the company.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 04:17 PM (/tuJf)

188 Cue country song ... "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away ?"

Posted by: undocumented illegal Mark Knopfler at May 22, 2018 04:17 PM (e8kgV)

189 175 Barack's content:

The Great Gloryhole Chase

Bathhouses of North America

Barry's Bareback Barbecue

"President 44, Where Are You?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Lord of the Flies '44

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2018 04:17 PM (FZYNt)

190 I'm sure it's just going to be like Roseanne all Trump
positive jokes and laughing all the way to the Bankorama.

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2018 04:17 PM (5IHGB)

191 Meh. I cancelled Netflix yesterday. Not a big sacrifice. I hardly watched it anyway.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 22, 2018 04:17 PM (MX7xj)

192 Has the Obama's started a "Foundation" yet for that 60 large to get laundered in?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 04:17 PM (Bdeb0)

193 Ref cablecutting.

Cut a few years ago.
I miss ESPN... but then I'd probably be too revolted to watch it now anyway. I can get my Dodger highlights on YouTube in more detail than ESPN gave if I'm willing to wait a few hours.

It's easy to get just about any TV show on the 'net. A secure VPN is a help - hint hint hint.

Posted by: ArthurK at May 22, 2018 04:17 PM (r36Sg)

194 Gotta keep up with the times. Book advances are stuck in the sub $10mil neighborhood. That's chump change for those two. Streaming service providers have some actual customers, so it's easier to claim they're worth 8 digits.
They aren't, of course. But that's for shareholders to deal with. get woke go broke.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 22, 2018 04:17 PM (uJB7t)

195 Pro tip: Don't spank with treble hooks present.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (GWDdA)

----

....and thickness planers.

**shudder**

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2018 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

196 And the Fundamental Transformation continues.....

Posted by: LGoPs at May 22, 2018 04:17 PM (DK0L4)

197 "President 44, Where Are You?"
----------------
It should be
"President 44- where you at?"

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:18 PM (2LelM)

198 The Kennedy's are shit heads, but as long as JFK Jr.--and to a lesser extent--Teddy--were still alive, they still retained some cache and were still the subject of fascination for a pretty large segment of the population.

The Obama's are not fascinating. His whole rep rides on the fact that he was The Historical First Black President.
Soon, he will be known as the Historical MOST CORRUPT president.

Netflix made a terrible deal.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2018 04:18 PM (7uYFy)

199 Why don't the obamas just go fuck themselves?
Posted by: Chris M at May 22, 2018 04:01 PM (eAZVt)

If Dingle Barry could do that he would never leave his room. Now, Mooch on the other hand........

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 22, 2018 04:18 PM (9BLnV)

200 188 Cue country song ... "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away ?"
Posted by: undocumented illegal Mark Knopfler at May 22, 2018 04:17 PM (e8kgV)


"For-the-first-time-in-my-life... I'm proud to be an American."

Moochelle Whynot

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 04:18 PM (VM6ev)

201 "Michelle Obama at the NFL Combine"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:18 PM (D3JKm)

202 Anyone here have the NFL Package?

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)

203 The Last Year focuses on Obola's foreign policy "achievements" in his last year.

They forgot to include my analogy. We stepped in the Obama, now we need to scrape it off of our shoe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (+y/Ru)

204 Late Night Love with your hosts Barry and Reggie.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (nWc4E)

205 you don't think this is a lifeline of sorts - a platform for Obama to
make the case that all this OIG investigation stuff is bunk? Susan Rice
now works for Netflix.
=====

They are on the right side of history because they will write it.

I write the songs that make the whole world sing . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (MIKMs)

206 Lord....k-dramas...... amd them weird Taiwanese ones....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


I prefer their senate meetings over fictional dramas. They don't hesitate to go fist city.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (GWDdA)

207 Join the Amazon Prime Empire where your muscle supplements are shipped super fast and you can watch Vikings till they get to you.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (Y0byY)

208 202 Anyone here have the NFL Package?
Posted by: Gumby

*raises hand*

Posted by: Michelle O at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (FZYNt)

209 Anyone here have the NFL Package?
Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)

------

I've got an NBA package right here....

Posted by: Michelle "Pat Ewing" Obama at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

210 201 "Michelle Obama at the NFL Combine"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:18 PM (D3JKm)

Trying out for tackle, or maybe guard...

Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (zSVEm)

211 "President 44, Where Are You?"
----------------
It should be
"President 44- where you at?"


"President 44, Who Bitch This Is?"

Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2018 04:20 PM (JGBbg)

212 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
22 May 2018

We are pleased to announce that the 2019 Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Drama Series, Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series and Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series will be awarded to Barack Obama.

Congratulations, Mr. Obama!

We are honored to have the opportunity to recognize the future accomplishments of a person of such diverse talents!

Posted by: Academy of Television Arts & Sciences at May 22, 2018 04:20 PM (DuAZ5)

213 The Mooch -- Hey Baracky, watch me pull this Iranian weenie out of my rear.

Baracky -- Again? Hey, that looks like the one I had last year...

The Mooch -- *Roar* Uh oh, looks like I'm gonna need a bigger rear.

Baracky -- Sigh. Not possible. That thing's bigger than the Ponderosa, podner.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2018 04:20 PM (0ogQG)

214
Roger Stone, veteran political strategist and longtime confidant of President Trump, said in an exclusive interview with SiriusXM's Breitbart News Daily on Tuesday morning that former CIA Director John Brennan will "die in a federal penitentiary."


We should sell off his grand kids to help cover the cost of his incarceration

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 04:20 PM (10vO4)

215 210 201 "Michelle Obama at the NFL Combine"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:18 PM (D3JKm)

Trying out for tackle, or maybe guard...
Posted by: kraken

I tried out but I thought the position was DP, not DB

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 22, 2018 04:20 PM (FZYNt)

216 65 Roger Stone, veteran political strategist and longtime confidant of President Trump, said in an exclusive interview with SiriusXM's Breitbart News Daily on Tuesday morning that former CIA Director John Brennan will "die in a federal penitentiary."
-----------------
From Roger's lips to God's ear.
Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:16 PM (2LelM)

Roger Stone is a colorful gadfly and he's good for goofy quotes that almost never come true. He said last week that Trump won't run in 2020.
I hope Brennan dies sooner....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2018 04:20 PM (7uYFy)

217 OT: The Venezuelans just kicked our top two diplomats out of the country.

-
They're like, "Thank you, Jesus!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 04:20 PM (+y/Ru)

218 Thats a lot of words for "Im gonna virtue signal at the expense of your kid".
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Wow. Nailed it.

I feel like a brain damaged Ace.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:21 PM (BocU3)

219 If they can land Bill Kristol, they could remake Two And a Half Men.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 04:21 PM (AzW6q)

220 "President 44, Where Are You?"
----------------
It should be
"President 44- where you at?"
Posted by: Gumby


"President 44 - where you be?"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 04:21 PM (GWDdA)

221 Netflix will go tits up in the not too distant future.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 22, 2018 04:09 PM (uDcBt)
++++++++
Probably, regardless of this decision. Their books are a smoking crater and entertainment is their secondary business anyway. Their primary business is burning capital.* They are dead as soon as investors run out of credulity.

* Netflix has about $20 billion in debt. Assuming about 12 BTUs per bill, a Netflix Cash Furnace would have consumed about 16,666,666 $100 bills (or about 166,666 standard straps), and generated approximately 200,000,000 BTUs (or about 200,000 therms) - enough to generously heat something like 2,500 houses for the entire season in places that have actual but moderate winters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 04:21 PM (I2dne)

222 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
22 May 2018

We are pleased to announce that the 2019 Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Drama Series, Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series and Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series will be awarded to Barack Obama.

Congratulations, Mr. Obama!

We are honored to have the opportunity to recognize the future accomplishments of a person of such diverse talents!
Posted by: Academy of Television Arts & Sciences at May 22, 2018 04:20 PM (DuAZ5)

Come to the gym and escape the liberal circle jerk.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 22, 2018 04:21 PM (Y0byY)

223 What do they know about producing content? Of course, they have a their Hollywood Cabal that will be happy to write/direct/produce a whole host of agitation and racist propaganda.
Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2018 04:06 PM (oiNtH)

Obama knows at least as much about producing tv shows as he knew about governing.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2018 04:21 PM (BZA5F)

224
Maybe it's a way for Nexflix to get a tax write off.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 22, 2018 04:21 PM (t6XCL)

225 we do have Amazon Prime
with a college kid it's half off

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 04:21 PM (hMwEB)

226 I've never had Netflix. Now I don't plan to ever have it.

This is vomit-inducing, even the bits that Ace quoted. The whole thing would have me in dry heaves.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2018 04:21 PM (G+x7t)

227 Roger Stone, Steve Bannon... never have figured those guys out...

Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (zSVEm)

228 210 201 "Michelle Obama at the NFL Combine"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:18 PM (D3JKm)

Trying out for tackle, or maybe guard...
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (zSVEm)


Middle linebacker.

Notice you never see Mooch and Lawrence Taylor together.

I say no more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (D3JKm)

229 I prefer their senate meetings over fictional dramas. They don't hesitate to go fist city.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (GWDdA)
---
Ever seen their election year youth protests/riots? Shit gets real.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

230 Money Laundering. Also I bet the Obama's don't dont do shit with Netflix but have their names attached as associate producers or some shit.

Posted by: Monk at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (qlpyb)

231 Go on ..

Posted by: Shep! at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (I77tV)

232 Barry's first production, "Dogs I known and eaten". A fast moving and fun look at Barry's favorite breeds and how to cook them.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (bML9A)

233 Didn't the Obamas get something like a $60+ million book advance a year or so ago? And that book is where? Still vaporware?
Now they secure a deal with Netflix -north of 8 digits on work yet to be done?Must be nice to get paid big bucks like that for not accomplishing a thing. Just like winning a Nobel Peace Prize, I'm sure.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (jxbfJ)

234 Barky & the Mooch to star in remake of The Jeffersons.

Posted by: PhilDirt at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (ziOHN)

235 In other news, Mickey D's eliminating most of the dog feces from their french fries.

Don't give a shit about this either

Posted by: Killpatrick Swayze at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (Ymy4N)

236 223 What do they know about producing content?
-------------------
So are they bringing Ben Rhodes to Netflix? How about Brennan?

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (2LelM)

237 And I thought that I had a dirty mind update:

Publix wouldn't write Summa Cum Laude on graduation cake due to profanity, SC family says

Hilarious picture at link.

https://bit.ly/2ICsM9d

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

238 Barky in: HE'S MY REGGIE.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (ZGrMX)

239 If they can land Bill Kristol, they could remake Two And a Half Men.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 04:21 PM (AzW6q)

* clap

Posted by: golfman at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (If3tB)

240 Barry's first production, "Dogs I known and eaten". A fast moving and fun look at Barry's favorite breeds and how to cook them.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (bML9A)


"Bo: A Tasteful Memoir"

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (953wK)

241 SaysMe Street

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (r9UYA)

242 219 If they can land Bill Kristol, they could remake Two And a Half Men.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 04:21 PM (AzW6q)


Or if they can get Robert Reich, they can make "Two and a Quarter Men."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (D3JKm)

243 233 Didn't the Obamas get something like a $60+ million book advance a year or so ago? And that book is where? Still vaporware?


Bill Ayers is a busy man.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (Bdeb0)

244 I had been watching a number of shows on Netflix:

Frakenstein Chronicles

Ripper Street

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.

Now, I gotta choice to make.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (L3rL9)

245 I bet the Obamas won't even come back to the USA to shoot any of the Netflix show.

All will be done overseas.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (hMwEB)

246 with a college kid it's half off


Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018

Meh.

Too old.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (I77tV)

247 Barky & the Mooch to star in remake of The Jeffersons.
Posted by: PhilDirt at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (ziOHN)

------

Sanford and Sons.

Aunt Esther has a MUCH bigger role.

Posted by: Michelle at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

248 Netflix is also a publicly traded company. Investors have a habit of forcing out CEOs who crater the value of the company.
Posted by: JackStraw

__________


I've yet to see a single left-wing CEO pay a price, and this guy Reed Hastings is the founder of Netflix.

I'm not saying this to be an Eeyore, but the only times I see anyone pay a price is when they make even the most mild conservative stance like the founder of Papa Johns being forced out because he complained the NFL and the kneeling controversy.

CEOs know that the Left is much better at taking scalps the Right is and are terrified of SJWs on Twitter.

The Right needs to get better at making companies pay.

I don't even want companies to be political right or left. I'm just tired of being shit on.

Posted by: Maritime at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (lKmt3)

249 try Viki or DramaFever for korean dramas (as well as Japanese and Chinese dramas)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 04:13 PM (hMwEB)
++++++++
Thanks



I prefer their senate meetings over fictional dramas. They don't hesitate to go fist city.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (GWDdA)
++++++++
It does get spirited.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (I2dne)

250 7 The Johnny Manzel of politics
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 22, 2018 03:58 PM (ZorXc)

Johnny Football won the Heisman as a Freshman and beat Bama. Oabmas ain't done shit.

Posted by: Monk at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (qlpyb)

251 237 And I thought that I had a dirty mind update:

Publix wouldn't write Summa Cum Laude on graduation cake due to profanity, SC family says

Hilarious picture at link.

https://bit.ly/2ICsM9d
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

I have never cum on a cake

Posted by: Peter North at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (FZYNt)

252 Over at Breitbart, they've got a story that the Reuters tracking poll shows GOP with a six point advantage in the mid terms.

Polls and such and all, but...

*Charles Nelson Reilly laugh*

No blue wave and a sound thrashing = actual suicides on the Left.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (4ErVI)

253 234 Barky & the Mooch to star in remake of The Jeffersons.
Posted by: PhilDirt at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (ziOHN)


Aimless and Pansy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (VM6ev)

254 >>Has the Obama's started a "Foundation" yet for that 60 large to get laundered in?

Started it while still in office: My Brother's Keeper. It accepts government funds. Think he's also started another one since leaving office, and his fairly recent overseas speeches were part of that. So yes, he is doing the Clinton Foundation 2.0.


IIRC, the Obamas also got a $68 million dual book deal - both writing one about their time in the WH.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (W+vEI)

255 I prefer their senate meetings over fictional dramas. They don't hesitate to go fist city.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (GWDdA)
---
Ever seen their election year youth protests/riots? Shit gets real.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


S Korean FEMALE lawmakers - chairs thrown, wigs pulled off, canings.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (GWDdA)

256 206 & 229. As my angel calls these donnybrooks - 'chop suey throwdowns'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (fA1SL)

257 Didn't the Obamas get something like a $60+ million book advance a year or so ago? And that book is where? Still vaporware?

C'mon, be patient. Ayers has other commitments, ya know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (D3JKm)

258
*bad sock. BAD.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (8XRCm)

259 I bet the Obamas won't even be allowed to come back to the USA to shoot any of the Netflix show.

All will be done overseas.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (hMwEB)


FIFY.

We can hope!

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:25 PM (953wK)

260 Said it yesterday,have never used Netflix and now I never will.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2018 04:25 PM (LiyEm)

261 253 234 Barky & the Mooch to star in remake of The Jeffersons.
Posted by: PhilDirt at May 22, 2018 04:22 PM (ziOHN)


Aimless and Pansy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (VM6ev)


For those not of a certain age, that's a play on "Amos & Andy."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 04:25 PM (VM6ev)

262 252 Over at Breitbart, they've got a story that the Reuters tracking poll shows GOP with a six point advantage in the mid terms.

Polls and such and all, but...

*Charles Nelson Reilly laugh*

No blue wave and a sound thrashing = actual suicides on the Left.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (4ErVI)


" It's the Economy, Stupid! "... I love throwing that in their faces....

Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 04:25 PM (zSVEm)

263 you sure it's not going to be Sanford and Son with Michelle playing Fred?

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:26 PM (37IEG)

264 The Last Year focuses on Obola's foreign policy "achievements" in his last year.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 04:19 PM (+y/Ru)

Could you please refresh my memory on what those were? I know there was his masterful foreign policy victories in Syria, Iran, and North Korea. However, other than his many blowjobs of foreign potentates, I can't remember any.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 22, 2018 04:26 PM (9BLnV)

265 Amazing how the Leftist heads fall into money

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2018 04:26 PM (aC6Sd)

266 I have never cum on a cake
Posted by: Peter North at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (FZYNt)
++++++++
You've haven't lived.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 04:26 PM (I2dne)

267 >>Roger Stone, Steve Bannon... never have figured those guys out...

Gay Snidely Whiplash and a sloppier Muttley?

Posted by: Kaz at May 22, 2018 04:26 PM (rSJ1o)

268 they've got a story that the Reuters tracking poll shows GOP with a six point advantage in the mid terms.
==========
So the reality is that the Polls were about 6 points behind reality the last time.

Plus 12. Or, they just adjusted to be accurate.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:26 PM (3Lomc)

269
256 206 & 229. As my angel calls these donnybrooks - 'chop suey throwdowns'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (fA1SL)

-----

Alright.... you guys are scaring me.

You're moving into "Kurt Eichenwald" obsession territory. Im thinking we need a horde intervention here.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2018 04:26 PM (8XRCm)

270 133 Barack's content:

The Great Gloryhole Chase

Bathhouses of North America

Barry's Bareback Barbecue
_____________

Heard he's also going to do one where he and Richard Branson take romantic trips to 5-star resorts together. Lots of shots of them dining together in candlelight, whispering sweet nothings in each other's ears, and laughing and giggling and touching each other as they attempt (and fail) various activities together such as jet-skiing, horseback riding, etc.

Of course, if you've already seen the photos of Barky giggling coquettishly while he flirted with Branson, you may feel like these shows are all re-runs.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 22, 2018 04:26 PM (fqUgw)

271 Barack pitch to Netflix:"Picture this,Good Times set in the 90's with Michelle and I...."

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2018 04:26 PM (LiyEm)

272 Is it me or do others suffer from As Seen On TV philia? I can't pass a As Seen On TV display without looking closely at the copper pans and stuff. What's weird, is I know what they offer cuz I saw on TV. Weird. I did buy the spaghetti Microwave container that serves as a colander. How do they keep coming up with this stuff?

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:26 PM (2LelM)

273 Obama said, as he stood in front of his $8 million dollar home, that he and the water buffalo Michelle wanted to exemplar income equality so they were going to launder donate all the money they receive from netflix to Chelsea charity. _Christian radio

Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 04:27 PM (p2jI/)

274 Next up: Barry will be featured on CNBC discussing profit and earnings ratios.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:27 PM (D3JKm)

275 Stephen Price Blair, how much is Tablo monthly?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 04:27 PM (hMwEB)

276 The Right needs to get better at making companies pay.

I don't even want companies to be political right or left. I'm just tired of being shit on.
Posted by: Maritime at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (lKmt3)


There is a reason why "Get Woke, Go Broke" is A Thing.

You don't hear about it because the MFM won't report it, but lots of companies big and small feel the pain when they go too SJW.

I will heartily agree with you that they don't feel anywhere nearly enough[b/] pain though.

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:27 PM (953wK)

277 What America's been asking for! "Southside With You"...the series!

Posted by: Netflix 2019 at May 22, 2018 04:27 PM (O5Q3r)

278 The Obama's in "Orange Is The New Black."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2018 04:27 PM (ATVNj)

279
you sure it's not going to be Sanford and Son with Michelle playing Fred?

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:26 PM (37IEG)


She'll play Fred and Aunt Esther

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 04:27 PM (10vO4)

280 I didn't, did I?

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:27 PM (953wK)

281 Now way.

George Jefferson actually worked for a living and was a very successful businessman. His wife was friendly and gracious.

None of that applies to the Obamas.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2018 04:27 PM (4ErVI)

282 Whew!

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:28 PM (953wK)

283 Next on Netflix:

House of 'Tards
Hairy and the Hendersons
Punished With a Baby
Medical Center: Wacky Hijincks In the Age of Obamacare

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 04:28 PM (+y/Ru)

284 Surfing The Pipe In Hawaii

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:28 PM (r9UYA)

285 Can we just give them an Emmy award now and get it over with? Just like when they gave him the Nobel Peace prize after he first became president.

I'm certainly not looking forward to their Emmy speeches, though...

Posted by: sillyme at May 22, 2018 04:28 PM (zYWPO)

286 It's nice to see Boll Ayers get a TV gig after all these years.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 22, 2018 04:28 PM (lNr4i)

287 Reminder: Higher ground is still the ground.

Posted by: Jesus at May 22, 2018 04:28 PM (rv0Fo)

288 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
22 May 2018

We are pleased to announce that the 2019 LGBTQ Golden Nipple Ring Awards for Outstanding Transgender Actzir, Outstanding Transgender Director and Outstanding Writing by a Transgender will be awarded to Michelle Obama.

Congratulations, Ms. Obama!

We are delighted to honor the future smashing of barriers by such a powerful role model to the transgender community!

Posted by: Academy of LGBTQ Arts & Sciences at May 22, 2018 04:28 PM (DuAZ5)

289 Fresh Prince of Kalorama?

Or a remake of "Coming to America" retitled to cover the 8 years of the Obama Presidency "F*ing up America".

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:28 PM (37IEG)

290 President Kardashian.
The Self-fulfilling prophecy...

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 22, 2018 04:28 PM (R2gO3)

291 *sweaty sock off*

Time to spend some netflix free time BBQing with bros and starting a D&D campaign.

Posted by: Draki at May 22, 2018 04:29 PM (Y0byY)

292 How Can I Miss You If You want Go Away was written and originally performed by Dan Hicks. I would not classify it as country music although a few country artists have covered it. But Dan Hicks music was mostly a form of Jazz, some called it folk-jazz.


I have every one of his albums.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2018 04:29 PM (mpXpK)

293 My prediction for a while was that Obama would go to Hollywood. Nice to see that I wasnt far off.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 22, 2018 04:29 PM (lNr4i)

294 Barack pitch to Netflix:"Picture this,Good Times set in the 90's with Michelle and I...."
...except we live in the White House instead of Cabrini-Green housing project!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 22, 2018 04:29 PM (O5Q3r)

295 Posted by: Blue Hen at May 22, 2018 04:23 PM (L3rL9)

does your library have dvds?
(ours rents them out $2 a week)

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 04:29 PM (hMwEB)

296 The Nobel Years

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:29 PM (r9UYA)

297 What?

Obama The Intelligent isn't going to practice law and bestow his greatness upon us through his towering intellect and soaring rhetoric?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2018 04:29 PM (ATVNj)

298 266 I have never cum on a cake
Posted by: Peter North at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (FZYNt)

Bundt cake

Posted by: Killpatrick Swayze at May 22, 2018 04:29 PM (Ymy4N)

299 Decent guide to what else is out there besides Netflix:

http://tiny.cc/808vty

Posted by: Not Enough Lamp Posts at May 22, 2018 04:30 PM (S1+dw)

300 Michelle's production of
Fun, Wearable Furniture Fashions, turning that slipcover into chic clothes.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 22, 2018 04:30 PM (bML9A)

301 Personally I think Netflix is a bustout operation.

Think Season Three of Fargo.

Come to think of it, the Entire USA is a bustout operation.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:31 PM (Z5JSu)

302 Obama The Intelligent isn't going to practice law and bestow his greatness upon us through his towering intellect and soaring rhetoric?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2018 04:29 PM (ATVNj)


No. He's trying to decide between pitching for the Cubs at Wiggly Field and joining the PGA tour.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:31 PM (D3JKm)

303 298 266 I have never cum on a cake
Posted by: Peter North at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (FZYNt)

Bundt cake
Posted by: Killpatrick Swayze at May 22, 2018 04:29 PM (Ymy4N)


Whenever I see Bundt Cake, I think of " My Big Fat Greek Wedding"... nevermind...

Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 04:31 PM (zSVEm)

304 Re: streaming--I watch Pluto TV way, way more than I ever watched Netflix.

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:31 PM (953wK)

305 Bye Bye Netflix

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2018 04:31 PM (XUn0I)

306 "I have every one of his albums."

I knew Dan personally and still keep in touch with some of his sidemen. Especially the back up singers, if you know what I mean...

Pretty easy on the peepers, those.

I miss Dan. He was almost a total screw up, but he succeeded in spite of himself.

Posted by: navybrat, the trill is gone at May 22, 2018 04:31 PM (w7KSn)

307 Here is the key to the Netflix choice. There are no reliable ratings followed. So when this show tanks...and it will, no one will know about it.

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2018 04:32 PM (9hAth)

308 It's hard enough to find non-shit on Netflix, and this is where they sink all the money?

Thumbs down anything they produce, on general principles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2018 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

309 Healthcare Today

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:32 PM (r9UYA)

310 300 Michelle's production of
Fun, Wearable Furniture Fashions, turning that slipcover into chic clothes.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 22, 2018 04:30 PM (bML9A)


With the obvious cross-promotion to the WWE, with product placement of their championship belts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:32 PM (D3JKm)

311 Given that we're talking about Michele and Barry, do I want to know what a bustout operation is?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 04:32 PM (RD7QR)

312 Shut up, I won.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:32 PM (3Lomc)

313 304 Re: streaming--I watch Pluto TV way, way more than I ever watched Netflix.

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:31 PM (953wK)

Pish Tosh ....Plutos not even a planet.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2018 04:33 PM (XUn0I)

314 A show about Mad Scientist Moochelle creating "1000's of me" clones and the hilarious consequences?


Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:33 PM (37IEG)

315 Power packs up her files, insisting, like her boss, that "we're in this for the long haul."

Translate that as the long commie march through our institutions.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2018 04:33 PM (vtcmf)

316 Somebody else will do the work. Just like his fucking books.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2018 04:33 PM (89T5c)

317 Pretty easy on the peepers, those.



I miss Dan. He was almost a total screw up, but he succeeded in spite of himself.

Posted by: navybrat, the trill is gone at May 22, 2018 04:31 PM (w7KSn)

Naomi Eisenburg and Maryann Price?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2018 04:33 PM (mpXpK)

318 299 Decent guide to what else is out there besides Netflix:

http://tiny.cc/808vty

Posted by: Not Enough Lamp Posts at May 22, 2018 04:30 PM (S1+dw)


"FilmStruck has exclusive rights to Criterion Collection titles, which were previously on Hulu and Netflix."

Sweet! Now, I can finally watch Salo in 4K.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 22, 2018 04:33 PM (NL6wI)

319 313 304 Re: streaming--I watch Pluto TV way, way more than I ever watched Netflix.

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:31 PM (953wK)

Pish Tosh ....Plutos not even a planet.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2018 04:33 PM (XUn0I)


Barry watches Uranus TV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:33 PM (D3JKm)

320 "If You Like Your Netflix, You Can Keep It"

"Eating Waffles"

"Famous Corpsemen Of The World"

"The Fifty-Seven States: A Video Tour"

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:33 PM (953wK)

321 Michelle's Tours The Grand Canyon

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:34 PM (r9UYA)

322 Are we going to get an in depth anysis of how Obambi does his BBall picks?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2018 04:34 PM (XUn0I)

323 After an incredible tenure as the most powerful leader of the Free World, Barack the Magnificent will now make his foray into Americana with such greats as Honey Boo-Boo and "Dating Naked."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2018 04:34 PM (ATVNj)

324 Baracky -- Sigh. Not possible. That thing's bigger than the Ponderosa, podner.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2018 04:20 PM (0ogQG)

Cue the laugh track.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 22, 2018 04:34 PM (8iiMU)

325 One more reason to be glad I never subscribed to Netflix's or any other online media outlet.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 04:34 PM (Bdeb0)

326 "we're in this for the long haul."

So are we, cupcake. Bring it.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at May 22, 2018 04:34 PM (lIOMc)

327 And remember their duel book deal for tens of millions

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2018 04:34 PM (aC6Sd)

328 311 Given that we're talking about Michele and Barry, do I want to know what a bustout operation is?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 04:32 PM (RD7QR)

Yeah, I don't know what that means either... but I don't know a lot of things.... I do know that it rains a lot in Ketchikan, though...

Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 04:34 PM (zSVEm)

329 What's Netflix?

Posted by: McCain's tumor at May 22, 2018 04:34 PM (ziOHN)

330 The frustrating thing for me is that there will never be a Nixon-style hard hitting movie about what it was really like. Nobody will show the real Obama behind the scenes. The angry rants, the shouting, the sinister plots formed and executed, the mocking of his voters and hate toward America.

There are no reliable ratings followed. So when this show tanks...and it will, no one will know about it.

Like Letterman's show, which nobody watches. Remember, the big "Obama interview" premier that nobody saw? Netflix knows though. They have the numbers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2018 04:34 PM (39g3+)

331 Personally I think Netflix is a bustout operation.

Think Season Three of Fargo.

Come to think of it, the Entire USA is a bustout operation.
Posted by: simplemind

____________


Like Amazon, it's wildly over valued and barely eek out a profit, but the shares keep going up.

As soon as they stop adding subscribers and reach saturation, that's when you'll probably see a reckoning.

Posted by: Maritime at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (lKmt3)

332 Corpesmen the movie, our hero Barry stops by the morgue for a cold one or two.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (nWc4E)

333 Maybe they can do a special on how Michelle O keeps those monstrous hips of hers while eating the cardboard she prescribes for our school kids.

Posted by: OCBill at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (df+Zi)

334 Who is going to watch this?
Seriously.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (0jtPF)

335 Michelle's Tours The Grand Canyon
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:34 PM (r9UYA)

So, self discovery?

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (LZNIw)

336
Trump should do a weekly critique of the show

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (10vO4)

337 Now a Netflix series featuring Hillarhoid whining about her loss(es). THAT would be worth watching, just for the Schadenfreude.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (D3JKm)

338 301
Personally I think Netflix is a bustout operation.



Think Season Three of Fargo.



Come to think of it, the Entire USA is a bustout operation.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:31 PM (Z5JSu)

Democrats treat everything like a bust out operation.

Cue Clapton Music

Posted by: Netflix Executives at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (ymnmz)

339
NETFLIX COMEDY JAM CENTRAL


Michelle: What's Black and white and red all over.

Barrack: Wow.... I dont know Michelle.

Michelle: Well.... its YOU.

Barrack: Dang Michelle. You're pretty funny for a dude. When Netflix said "Can you do stand up..... they werent talking about pissing".


Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (8XRCm)

340 No, Vic, those were the first Hot Lickers.
I know Daria and Roberta who joined him in the last 20 years or so.
Daria is the sister of a guy I play with from time to time.
Roberta has started her own retro band, but I don't think they are setting the world on fire.

Posted by: navybrat, the trill is gone at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (w7KSn)

341 Michelle Obama in: "Where's The Spoon!"

(hat tip: the Sidebar)

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (953wK)

342
Barry watches Uranus TV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:33 PM (D3JKm)

Word, and PDT watches 24/7 gorilla TV. Who do you want in the WH? Amirite?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2018 04:36 PM (XUn0I)

343 A story about a poor muslim who rose to greatness while building America's intercontinental railroads and factories?

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:36 PM (37IEG)

344 Stephen Price Blair, how much is Tablo monthly?

Nothing. The device is a one-time cost, and you can then treat it like a VCR for recording future shows, or as a TV set for what is currently on.

You can pay a $5/month fee (with slight discounts for yearly or 'life') to get a 14-day guide that makes it a lot easier to schedule recordings and allows watching your recordings remotely, but I don't do that. Did it once while traveling, and might again.

My Tablo review in nic.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 22, 2018 04:36 PM (2lndx)

345 334 Who is going to watch this?
Seriously.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (0jtPF)


Are you kidding? It'll be a religious observation for lots of liberals, especially here in CA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:36 PM (D3JKm)

346 Amazon Prime has a pretty good array of shows but again, feeding the enemy? Its pretty much impossible to get entertainment without people who hate you getting paid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2018 04:37 PM (39g3+)

347 345
334 Who is going to watch this?

Seriously.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (0jtPF)

They expect to catch the carry over audience from "Robo-Hillary"

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:37 PM (37IEG)

348 334 Who is going to watch this?
Seriously.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (0jtPF)

Hysterics, the aggrieved, lonely single people, people living with their parents, public school teachers, government workers, AARP members, EBT card holders......

Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 04:37 PM (zSVEm)

349 do I want to know what a bustout operation is?
========
Criminals take an interest in your business. They start running up your line of credit, leveraging the bjaysus out of everything the business owns - think quintuple mortgages, etc etc. When the creditors catch up, bankruptcy and you and your good name are left with the mess, and possibly criminal charges. The actual criminals took the cash, off shored it in secret accounts and leave right before the shtf. Sound familiar?

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:37 PM (Z5JSu)

350 Michelle Obama's Fourth of July tribute to America: "All This For A Damned Flag?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:37 PM (D3JKm)

351 Word, and PDT watches 24/7 gorilla TV. Who do you want in the WH? Amirite?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2018 04:36 PM (XUn0I)


Pluto TV actually includes a 24/7 Gorilla Channel.

Concept is hilarious. Execution is meh.

Posted by: filbert at May 22, 2018 04:37 PM (953wK)

352 Sounds like this show is shovel ready out of the box.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 04:38 PM (Bdeb0)

353 Coming soon! "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" with Barry and Mike!

Posted by: Netflix 2019 at May 22, 2018 04:38 PM (O5Q3r)

354 Who is going to watch this?
Seriously.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 04:35 PM (0jtPF)


It will be required viewing in high schools across America.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 22, 2018 04:38 PM (zoAXD)

355 OK hear us out.....




A TV show where people come on and are asked trivia questions in a contest format against you and Michele.





Are you smarter than Obama?


Posted by: Netflix Executives at May 22, 2018 04:38 PM (ymnmz)

356
Are you kidding? It'll be a religious observation for lots of liberals, especially here in CA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:36 PM (D3JKm)

Its the Victimhood Ministry with your savior Barack!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2018 04:38 PM (XUn0I)

357 Who is going to watch this?

I'm sure at least one high school teacher will consider it her sacred duty to show this to her class.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2018 04:38 PM (39g3+)

358 Just Desserts Award: Avenatti's law firm hit with a 10 million dollar judgment in bankruptcy court for failing to pay as promised to a former attorney 2 million dollars.

Explains why we haven't heard from this jerk for awhile.

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2018 04:38 PM (oiNtH)

359 Michelle Obama in "First Beyotch."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:38 PM (D3JKm)

360 Whatever happened to that $65 million memoir that Obama was paid to write?

It's supposed to come out in November.

Why wait?

Put it out before the midterms.

In fact, let's read it and compare it to the deposition he will have to give in August.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2018 04:38 PM (ATVNj)

361 Netflix doesn't care if anything comes out of this, its a payout to Leftism, just like book deals. They might get back some of their losses but thats icing on the cake.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2018 04:39 PM (aC6Sd)

362 355
Win Back Your Money

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 04:39 PM (fA1SL)

363 Who knew "The Final Year" demanded Kleenex?

Most of his press conferences required Kleenex so Acosta could rub one out.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 22, 2018 04:39 PM (zoAXD)

364 OK how bout......



Wait for it......


Two politicians, on a court, shooting hoops!!!







Posted by: Netflix Executives at May 22, 2018 04:39 PM (ymnmz)

365 When the creditors catch up, bankruptcy and you and your good name are left with the mess, and possibly criminal charges. The actual criminals took the cash, off shored it in secret accounts and leave right before the shtf. Sound familiar?
Posted by: simplemind


The mob's SOP.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 04:39 PM (GWDdA)

366 A TV show where people come on and are asked trivia questions in a contest format against you and Michele.

Are you smarter than Obama?

Posted by: Netflix Executives at May 22, 2018 04:38 PM (ymnmz)

...and don't worry we'll feed you the answers.

*wink wink**

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2018 04:39 PM (XUn0I)

367 Cancelling Netflix is TIGHT!

Posted by: Studio Executive at May 22, 2018 04:40 PM (jjaLl)

368 357 Who is going to watch this?

I'm sure at least one high school teacher will consider it her sacred duty to show this to her class.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2018 04:38 PM (39g3+)


Definitely. One of the Guevara spawn had a teacher who had a life-sized cardboard cutout of our Dusky Lord and Master in her classroom. No word on which was more intelligent, the cutout or the real thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:40 PM (D3JKm)

369 Good excuse to dump Netflix, thanks!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 22, 2018 04:40 PM (l9m7l)

370 Netflix presents:

The Obamas in:

Serious Conversations on America's Muslim Founders

Tune in Sunday nights at 9:00 Eastern for SCoAMF

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2018 04:40 PM (ZQfW9)

371 If the Obamas want a real box office breakout, produce the movie, "Valarie Jarrett, the REAL American President 2009-2017."
Hell, even I'd go spend $15 to watch that!
Because they were there, and the first-person account would be fascinating.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2018 04:40 PM (UsCnO)

372 The Obama's in "Orange Is The New Black."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2018 04:27 PM (ATVNj)
---
As far as Presidential succession goes, I guess it's true.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (AzW6q)

373 364 OK how bout......



Wait for it......


Two politicians, on a court, shooting hoops!!!







Posted by: Netflix Executives at May 22, 2018 04:39 PM (ymnmz)

No? Two politicians, one cup?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (RD7QR)

374 OK name me one instance where BO or Michel has been objectively entertaining.




Trump, is entertaining when he walks into a room.



BO???



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (ymnmz)

375 Power packs up her files, insisting, like her boss, that "we're in this for the long haul Long March."

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (QxXRY)

376 Amazon Prime has a pretty good array of shows but again, feeding the enemy? Its pretty much impossible to get entertainment without people who hate you getting paid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2018 04:37 PM (39g3+)

It requires a lifestyle change, which most people aren't willing to do. They'd rather pay their enemies. Thus the weakness that is most of America.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (LZNIw)

377 A show where Obama reads made up history from teleprompter? It'll be just like when he was President!

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (37IEG)

378 When the creditors catch up, bankruptcy and you and your good name are left with the mess, and possibly criminal charges. The actual criminals took the cash, off shored it in secret accounts and leave right before the shtf. Sound familiar?
Posted by: simplemind


The mob's SOP.
======
Fargo Season Three was pretty good.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (dZ1N2)

379 I think the important thing to remember is they Obama is lazy and whatever gets delivered to Netflix will be garbage.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (J70i0)

380 251
237 And I thought that I had a dirty mind update:



Publix wouldn't write Summa Cum Laude on graduation cake due to profanity, SC family says



Hilarious picture at link.



https://bit.ly/2ICsM9d

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



I have never cum on a cake

Posted by: Peter North at May 22, 2018 04:24 PM (FZYNt)

Hold my beer

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 22, 2018 04:42 PM (jxbfJ)

381 OK name me one instance where BO or Michel has been objectively entertaining.

Throwing out the opening pitch.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2018 04:42 PM (QxXRY)

382 373
364 OK how bout......







Wait for it......





Two politicians, on a court, shooting hoops!!!















Posted by: Netflix Executives at May 22, 2018 04:39 PM (ymnmz)



No? Two politicians, one cup?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (RD7QR)




Cue Clapton music.....fade to black.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2018 04:42 PM (ymnmz)

383 A show about Mad Scientist Moochelle creating "1000's of me" clones and the hilarious consequences?
Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:33 PM (37IEG)
---
Like Michael Keaton in Multiplicity.

Except they could call it "Multiduplicity."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 04:42 PM (AzW6q)

384 Are you smarter than Obama

Narrator: the show was canceled after one episode. It was deleted from all available storage and online streaming and video sites rigorously worked to prevent anyone from seeing it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2018 04:42 PM (39g3+)

385 Barry's production of his childhood memories, "My Mother the Whore"

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 22, 2018 04:42 PM (bML9A)

386 Hold my beer
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 22, 2018 04:42 PM (jxbfJ)
Aren't you worried about making your ficus jealous?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 04:42 PM (I2dne)

387 >>After an incredible tenure as the most powerful leader of the Free World, Barack the Magnificent will now make his foray into Americana with such greats as Honey Boo-Boo and "Dating Naked."


More like "Join Barack and Michelle as they explore this great nation of ours, from the Hamptons, to Martha's Vineyard, Malibu, Manhattan..."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2018 04:43 PM (W+vEI)

388 370 Netflix presents:

The Obamas in:

Serious Conversations on America's Muslim Founders

Tune in Sunday nights at 9:00 Eastern for SCoAMF

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2018 04:40 PM (ZQfW9)

And we arre giving away 100 free prayer rugs to viewers who can....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2018 04:43 PM (XUn0I)

389 Barack pitch to Netflix:"Picture this,Good Times set in the 90's with Michelle and I...." ...except we live in the White House instead of Cabrini-Green housing project!
=====

I think it has to be Robert Taylor homes, in honor of ValJar's great-grandfather and grandfather.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Robinson_Taylor

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 04:43 PM (MIKMs)

390 374
OK name me one instance where BO or Michel has been objectively entertaining.
When they finally climbed into Air Force one for the final ride on Inauguration Day?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2018 04:43 PM (jxbfJ)

391 I just won't watch their program.... like I never once in 8 years watched a single speech he gave.

Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 04:43 PM (zSVEm)

392
So yes, he is doing the Clinton Foundation 2.0.

Meet the new Clintons
Same as the old Clintons

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2018 04:43 PM (IqV8l)

393 Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 22, 2018 04:42 PM (jxbfJ)
Aren't you worried about making your ficus jealous?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2018 04:42 PM (I2dne)
---
It always knew cake was Harvey's first love.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 04:43 PM (AzW6q)

394 Barack Obama leads another mission to destroy terrorists! "Seal Team Six"! Friday at 9 on Netflix!

Posted by: Netflix 2019 at May 22, 2018 04:43 PM (O5Q3r)

395 I needed a kleenex when I saw that brunette girl in glasses at Hillary's "victory" party just start sobbing.

https://youtu.be/wrWzBg475Q8

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (lKs2v)

396 So yes, he is doing the Clinton Foundation 2.0.

Meet the new Clintons
Same as the old Clintons
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2018 04:43 PM (IqV8l)


It's like the Bloods and the Crips.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (D3JKm)

397 Three's Company featuring Barry, Mooch and Val.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (nWc4E)

398 Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks! Waitress in a Donut Shop and Barstool Boogie, two of my faves! Good call, Vic!

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (m7LQK)

399 OK name me one instance where BO or Michel has been objectively entertaining.

Throwing out the opening pitch.

President Mom Jeans Girls Bike

Missing 12 Jumpers in a row.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (BocU3)

400 A drinking game show! Where the audience gets to do a shot every time he says "I"!


Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (37IEG)

401 379
I think the important thing to remember is they Obama is lazy and whatever gets delivered to Netflix will be garbage.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (J70i0)



Can we get Samuel L Jackson to play me on TV, I got a tee time.


Posted by: Barry Obuttmunch at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (ymnmz)

402 It was entertaining watching that mincing fucktard try to open an umbrella.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (89T5c)

403 Family Vacation - Swimming The Gulf Oil Spill

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (r9UYA)

404 I hope Avenatti enjoyed his 15 minutes. He just hit with a $10 million judgement.

https://tinyurl.com/y8ma8xc7

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (/tuJf)

405 I think someone needs to knock Obama off his High Horse. And I know just the guy to do it.

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (2LelM)

406 Netflix presents:



The Obamas in: Armageddon-- SMOD wins this time.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2018 04:45 PM (jxbfJ)

407 Sanford and If I Had a Son

Who Wants To Suck My Dick?

I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka With Michelle

Racist America and the Racist Racists Who Run It

Rhetoric With Al Sharpton and Maxine Waters

First Amendment Protests and Extreme Shopping

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)

408 Under my administration humankind experienced the weakest economic recovery since WWII.

Posted by: Low Information President at May 22, 2018 04:45 PM (O9JR8)

409 405 I think someone needs to knock Obama off his High Horse. And I know just the guy to do it.
Posted by: Gumby

Or is that a horse high?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 04:45 PM (Bdeb0)

410 What "positive arc of mankind"? I know progressives are into this garbage (It's how they got their name), but are people better than they were 100 years ago? 1000 years ago? The stories of the Bible, the 7 Deadly Sins, Machiavelli, writings on the nature of man - We're just as bad, if not worse, than we ever were. That we elected that race-baiting divider is all the proof you need.

Posted by: Ted K. at May 22, 2018 04:45 PM (seSmy)

411 395 I needed a kleenex when I saw that brunette girl in glasses at Hillary's "victory" party just start sobbing.

https://youtu.be/wrWzBg475Q8
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (lKs2v)


Good times, good times. That girl has the smallest hands I think I've ever seen.

As an aside, anyone who cries over an election is too emotionally unstable to be allowed to vote.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:45 PM (D3JKm)

412 Good thing Avenatti got all those millions from his left wing friends for his hitjob on Trump....

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2018 04:45 PM (LiyEm)

413 394
Barack Obama leads another mission to destroy terrorists! "Seal Team Six"! Friday at 9 on Netflix!


Posted by: Netflix 2019 at May 22, 2018 04:43 PM (O5Q3r)


Starring Edris Elba as......


Wait for it..........

Michele Obama

Posted by: Netflix Executives at May 22, 2018 04:45 PM (ymnmz)

414 Barry and Mike take on all challengers in "Celebrity Couples Tag Team Wrestling"! Saturdays at 9 on Netflix!

Posted by: Netflix 2019 at May 22, 2018 04:46 PM (O5Q3r)

415 401
379

I think the important thing to remember is they Obama is lazy and whatever gets delivered to Netflix will be garbage.



Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (J70i0)



Can we get Samuel L Jackson to play me on TV, I got a tee time.




Posted by: Barry Obuttmunch at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (ymnmz)

You get Steve Urkel

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2018 04:46 PM (jxbfJ)

416 The best part of The Final Year, was how they showed the Obama admin trying to deal with the humanitarian disaster in the ME without ever putting it in the context that Obama created it.

Posted by: wodun at May 22, 2018 04:46 PM (lFga6)

417 Breaking: Avenatti law firm hit today with $10 million judgment in US Bankruptcy Court. Justice Dept lawyer says Avenatti also defaulted on back taxes he'd agreed to pay.

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2018 04:46 PM (e8kgV)

418

EM RASPBERRY SOUFFLE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 22, 2018 04:46 PM (mPeei)

419 A historical Docudrama - "How I Got Osama". It can cover the night he and Joe and Hillary led that helicopter assault on the compound in Pakistan.
"Here, hold my controller, I have to pee!"

With a follow up of the three of them trying desperately against all odds to rescue the ambassador in Libya.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:46 PM (37IEG)

420 I'd pay to watch our Low Information Ex-President in a Jeopardy match with Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: Furious George at May 22, 2018 04:47 PM (9vQJW)

421 Bike Helmets - How Do They Work?

Umbrellas - How Do They Work?

The scripts write themselves.

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:47 PM (2LelM)

422 414 Barry and Mike take on all challengers in "Celebrity Couples Tag Team Wrestling"! Saturdays at 9 on Netflix!
Posted by: Netflix 2019 at May 22, 2018 04:46 PM (O5Q3r)



Smart going with Saturday. Don't want to compete with the WWE when they move Smackdown to Friday nights on Fox Network television for a Billion dollars.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 04:47 PM (lKs2v)

423 Little White House In the Ghetto

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 04:47 PM (+y/Ru)

424 Who knew "The Final Year" demanded Kleenex?

"Kleenex"? It required several HazMat teams.

Posted by: Socratease at May 22, 2018 04:47 PM (BT83d)

425 416
The best part of The Final Year, was how they showed the Obama admin
trying to deal with the humanitarian disaster in the ME without ever
putting it in the context that Obama created it.

Posted by: wodun at May 22, 2018 04:46 PM (lFga6)


Not even I could manage that.

Posted by: The Pretzel at May 22, 2018 04:47 PM (ymnmz)

426 If they were smart fork over half the take to real documentaries and find a few young promising film makers. 30 million will buy you a lot of content.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (aC6Sd)

427 420 I'd pay to watch our Low Information Ex-President in a Jeopardy match with Wolf Blitzer.
Posted by: Furious George at May 22, 2018 04:47 PM (9vQJW)

Only if they make The Pen Is Mightier a category.

And possibly invite whoever played Sean Connery.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (72PAC)

428 Good times, good times. That girl has the smallest hands I think I've ever seen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:45 PM (D3JKm)

There is just something joyous and life affirming watching the sweet tears of all of those people. I don't think the one guy was upset though. He looked like he was thinking "No victory sex tonight."

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (J70i0)

429 412 Good thing Avenatti got all those millions from his left wing friends for his hitjob on Trump....
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2018 04:45 PM (LiyEm)


You forget: leftists don't pay their bills. Apparently, that includes Avenatti.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (D3JKm)

430 420 I'd pay to watch our Low Information Ex-President in a Jeopardy match with Wolf Blitzer.
Posted by: Furious George

And Chris Matthews. No one with have positive money.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (Bdeb0)

431 Michele's Content:



Kneel Down Before Me You Sniveling Worm



The 10-Minute Workout You Sniveling Worm



Have I mentioned That You're A Sniveling Worm

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 04:11 PM (RD7QR)

You forgot "How to hide your dick while wearing a dress"

Posted by: Timon at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (NTM5E)

432 401
379

I think the important thing to remember is they Obama is lazy and whatever gets delivered to Netflix will be garbage.



Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 22, 2018 04:41 PM (J70i0)



Can we get Samuel L Jackson to play me on TV, I got a tee time.




Posted by: Barry Obuttmunch at May 22, 2018 04:44 PM (ymnmz)

Thank you for posting that. I needed to see that again to cheer me up - it's been a pretty sh*tty past week, and seeing the tears of libs crying over Hildebeast's loss helped me a lot.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (jxbfJ)

433 Inb4 the claims that the government is out to get Avenatti because he is speaking truth about Trump.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (LiyEm)

434 So how much did CNN (and its friends) pay Porn Lawyer. Did Stormy get a payday?

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (2LelM)

435 Avenatti news: CNN hardest hit

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 22, 2018 04:49 PM (m7LQK)

436 Ewok catapult vs Wookie bowcaster: An intimate moment with Michelle.

Posted by: WonkishRogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at May 22, 2018 04:49 PM (O9JR8)

437 Tours of my favorite golf courses - starring Barack Obama, as himself.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 22, 2018 04:49 PM (37IEG)

438 "Tuck & Tape: Fashion Talk with Michelle Obama"

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2018 04:49 PM (ZQfW9)

439 There is just something joyous and life affirming watching the sweet tears of all of those people. I don't think the one guy was upset though. He looked like he was thinking "No victory sex tonight."
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (J70i0)


Agreed. Their tears nourish the black cinder where my heart used to be.

As for the guy, maybe no victory sex, but consolation sex, maybe?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:49 PM (D3JKm)

440 Every media company is self selecting for destruction or at least they are limiting their growth by becoming a niche marketer. There will be no mass marketers the way they are going.

People running these companies sure learnt nothing at those Ivy League colleges.

As another president likes to say: Sad.

Posted by: Decaf at May 22, 2018 04:49 PM (/3+Sg)

441 It requires a lifestyle change, which most people aren't willing to do.

TO stop paying your enemies, you'd have to stop reading books, listening to music, seeing plays, going to museums, etc, etc. That kind of hyper isolation is a bit much to ask anyone.

This comes up in Paul's letter to the Corinthians, by the way: the fact that Christians felt uncomfortable paying for or interacting with a not just pagan but actively hostile Roman empire. Literally worshiping idols and sometimes even engaging in human sacrifice.

Paul basically said "its not sinful to live in the world, unless a specific act troubles your conscience, and then you should not do so."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2018 04:50 PM (39g3+)

442 434
So how much did CNN (and its friends) pay Porn Lawyer. Did Stormy get a payday?

Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (2LelM)


Don't ask me.

Really.

Dopn't ask me.

Posted by: Jiminy McCabe at May 22, 2018 04:50 PM (ymnmz)

443 434 So how much did CNN (and its friends) pay Porn Lawyer. Did Stormy get a payday?
Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (2LelM)


My guess: they were promised a payday, but haven't gotten it yet, and won't get it now. They've already done their bit, so there's no reason not to stiff them. So to speak.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:50 PM (D3JKm)

444 https://lat.ms/2LkVVU4
=========
Law firm of Stormy Daniels' attorney hit with $10-million judgment
+++++++
OOOOPSIES

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 04:51 PM (y3aQB)

445 If I were the White House, I'd shitbag the pressers....why talk to the enemy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 04:51 PM (Lg2h/)

446 Michelle's first movie attempt:"Tucker -- chasing tomorrow's dreams with today's trannies"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2018 04:51 PM (jxbfJ)

447 I'd pay to watch our Low Information Ex-President in a Jeopardy match with Wolf Blitzer.



Posted by: Furious George at May 22, 2018 04:47 PM (9vQJW)

Add in Sloe Joe and I'm in. Could you imagine that stuttering moron JEF trying to answer a question? What-What What-What-What i-i-i-i-i-i-is
BUZZ too late

Posted by: Timon at May 22, 2018 04:51 PM (NTM5E)

448 I can't wait for the new series, "Where's My Dog?", where the Obamas move into the neighborhood and open up an new Afghanistan-style restaurant.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2018 04:52 PM (UsCnO)

449 He seems like he's got a lot of negative "karma" heading his way.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:52 PM (Z5JSu)

450 "The Dog Crisperer"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:53 PM (D3JKm)

451 Marco Rubio: China Out-Negotiating Trump Administration on Trade

???

What wrong with this shrimp putz? Is he trying to be the next McShitFlake?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 04:53 PM (Lg2h/)

452 449 He seems like he's got a lot of negative "karma" heading his way.
Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2018 04:52 PM (Z5JSu)

Always with the negative waves.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 04:53 PM (RD7QR)

453 447
I'd pay to watch our Low Information Ex-President in a Jeopardy match with Wolf Blitzer.






Posted by: Furious George at May 22, 2018 04:47 PM (9vQJW)

Add
in Sloe Joe and I'm in. Could you imagine that stuttering moron JEF
trying to answer a question? What-What What-What-What i-i-i-i-i-i-is
BUZZ too late


Posted by: Timon at May 22, 2018 04:51 PM (NTM5E)


Uhh Alex I'd like to do a mobile shout out.

Sorry Barry, that's cash cab.

Posted by: Barry Obuttmunch at May 22, 2018 04:53 PM (ymnmz)

454 I think the important thing to remember is they Obama is lazy and whatever gets delivered to Netflix will be garbage.

He'll "produce" by putting his name on stuff like Rachel Ray does, and everyone else doing all the work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2018 04:53 PM (39g3+)

455 441
It requires a lifestyle change, which most people aren't willing to do.



TO stop paying your enemies, you'd have to stop reading books,
listening to music, seeing plays, going to museums, etc, etc. That kind
of hyper isolation is a bit much to ask anyone.



This comes up in Paul's letter to the Corinthians, by the way: the
fact that Christians felt uncomfortable paying for or interacting with a
not just pagan but actively hostile Roman empire. Literally worshiping
idols and sometimes even engaging in human sacrifice.



Paul basically said "its not sinful to live in the world, unless a
specific act troubles your conscience, and then you should not do so."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2018 04:50 PM (39g3+)

People could start to interact with people, gun shows and gun ranges...

Posted by: muckrack at May 22, 2018 04:53 PM (RbR1e)

456 I found myself watching more and more Korean tv shows and Movies, no PC bullshit, mostly it's about family issues and corruption.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 22, 2018 04:53 PM (dKiJG)

457 They will romanticize SCOAMF's final year not unlike Pickett's Charge at Gettysburg. The high water mark of the Progressive Left.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 22, 2018 04:54 PM (QLvwG)

458 Agreed. Their tears nourish the black cinder where my heart used to be.

As for the guy, maybe no victory sex, but consolation sex, maybe?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:49 PM (D3JKm)

I shouldn't find it so funny at this point but I still do. Maybe the country is doomed but for one shining moment we ruined it all for them.

No, his look said he wasn't getting any. It was going to replace the headache excuse for at least a week.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 22, 2018 04:54 PM (J70i0)

459 "Tuck Tape: Fashion Talk with Michelle Obama"

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2018 04:49 PM (ZQfW9)

Hah, beat you to it.
You forgot "How to hide your dick while wearing a dress"


Posted by: Timon at May 22, 2018 04:48 PM (NTM5E)

Great minds and all that stuff...

Posted by: Timon at May 22, 2018 04:55 PM (NTM5E)

460 Nood

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2018 04:56 PM (ymnmz)

461 I found myself watching more and more Korean tv shows and Movies, no PC bullshit, mostly it's about family issues and corruption.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 22, 2018 04:53 PM (dKiJG)

That is one thing about Netflix. Everyone talks about how much they are spending on original content. However, it is worldwide content. Some of the foreign shows are good.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 22, 2018 04:56 PM (J70i0)

462 No, his look said he wasn't getting any. It was going to replace the headache excuse for at least a week.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 22, 2018 04:54 PM (J70i0)


I love the mournful piano accompaniment. I'll be in a good mood all day after re-watching that clip. Thanks for posting it again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2018 04:57 PM (D3JKm)

463 You forgot "How to hide your dick while wearing a dress"


Posted by: Timon


Something I could've went my entire adult life without reading.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 04:57 PM (GWDdA)

464


PITCH
MEETING











EXECUTIVE:
So, you have a script for the Obamas Netflix show for me....










WRITER:
Yes sir, I do. It's a love story-










EXECUTIVE:
Between the Obamas?










WRITER:
Well, sure, why not?










EXECUTIVE:
Because Michelle is a man.










WRITER:
(confused) Well, that would make their whole lives.....










EXECUTIVE:
A sham, that's right.










WRITER:
Huh, well, I don't know what to -










EXECUTIVE:
Fake marriages for political purposes are TIGHT!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 22, 2018 04:57 PM (jjaLl)

465 Obama probably knows more about movie making than Hollywood producers. He'll show them a thing or two about story telling. You just watch.

Posted by: Maximus Waitless at May 22, 2018 04:57 PM (roQNm)

466 Damn, that was weird.......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 22, 2018 04:58 PM (jjaLl)

467
Marco Rubio: China Out-Negotiating Trump Administration on Trade ???

Says the guy that nearly lost his shirt on a fishing boat deal

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 04:58 PM (10vO4)

468 378
When the creditors catch up, bankruptcy and you and your good name are
left with the mess, and possibly criminal charges. The actual criminals
took the cash, off shored it in secret accounts and leave right before
the shtf. Sound familiar?

Posted by: simplemind


Is this the remake of the Beverly Hillbillies, starring the Clintons?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2018 04:59 PM (UsCnO)

469 The US is running out of bombs and it may soon struggle to make more

The Pentagon plans to invest more than $20 billion in munitions in its next budget. But whether the industrial base will be there to support such massive buys in the future is up in the air at a time when America is expending munitions at increasingly intense rates.

The annual Industrial Capabilities report, put out by the Pentagons Office of Manufacturing and Industrial Base Policy, has concluded that the industrial base of the munitions sector is particularly strained, something the report blames on the start-and-stop nature of munitions procurement over the last 20 years, as well as the lack of new designs being internally developed.

Some suppliers have dropped out entirely, leaving no option for replacing vital materials. Other key suppliers are foreign-owned, with no indigenous capability to produce vital parts and materials setting up the risk that a conflict with China could rely on Chinese-made parts.


And the militarys desire to tinker with existing designs rather than create band-new weapons has left the industrial base with a lack of design experience

An overall issue identified by the report is a lack of diversity in the industrial base, as well as a lack of knowledge on how to develop new systems.

Yeah, Yup outsourcing and destroying the American Manufacturing base has worked wonders. SIgh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 05:00 PM (Lg2h/)

470 People could start to interact with people, gun shows and gun ranges...

Going to the gun show is costing me a lot more than watching tv ever did.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 22, 2018 05:03 PM (2lndx)

471 Damn, that was weird.......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 22, 2018 04:58 PM (jjaLl)


Well, it didn't have the requisite MS-Word plea of Normal . . .

. . .

We'll allow it.

Posted by: Federal Barrel Inquisition at May 22, 2018 05:05 PM (953wK)

472 Michelle O will guest star as a trans Worf in drama about how female Klingons overcome the patriarchy.

Posted by: OCBill at May 22, 2018 05:20 PM (df+Zi)

473 Note to self: Sell the Netflix stock

Posted by: Tim from Nashua at May 22, 2018 05:20 PM (EATOD)

474 Obama Fun Fact:
Michelle was at her wit's end when Kanye West tried to mount Barry in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2018 05:23 PM (J7XgW)

475 I'm all for cancelling Netflix except for what would I then do about Trailer Park Boys?

Posted by: Still John at May 22, 2018 05:32 PM (odQdP)

476 My news series is gonna be called Loaded For Bear !

Posted by: b.h. obama at May 22, 2018 05:35 PM (Evws/)

477 I'm all for cancelling Netflix except for what would I then do about Trailer Park Boys?
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animated GIF...
https://tinyurl.com/y8tt8vlh

Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2018 05:38 PM (Evws/)

478 that last scripted reality show he did sucked. i cant believe it lasted 8 years.

Posted by: johnnydrama at May 22, 2018 06:18 PM (EIsub)

479 For me, this is one of those "I wish I had an account" (in this case, with Netflix) "so I could cancel it."

Posted by: m at May 22, 2018 06:36 PM (0bRDi)

480 I'm looking forward to the EPISODE of "Pops, (Frank Marshall Davis) #ME TOO.

In this EPISODE, Pops, shares more than a shot of WHISKEY with BARRY...............

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Posted by: SUG at May 22, 2018 09:30 PM (dMrJJ)

481 Oh, dear. When I first glanced at the article, I thought it was tears from laughter.

Posted by: wwt at May 23, 2018 12:32 PM (238UL)

482 You should have cancelled your account when they aired their series "Dear White People", but Ace remains as cucky as ever.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (50gG9)

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