Blowjob Queen Nina Burleigh Calls Dana Loesch "Fat"

#FakeNews from Newsweek, as usual.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:33 PM

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1 Let them keep diggin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2018 12:34 PM (Lg2h/)

2 Um wut?

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2018 12:35 PM (BZA5F)

3 Hardly.

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2018 12:35 PM (BZA5F)

4 Haha!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 21, 2018 12:35 PM (MIVQy)

5 Old cottage cheese thighs Nina?

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2018 12:36 PM (BZA5F)

6 Mmmph. Mmmmmph.

Posted by: Nina But Lay with a mouthful of jizz at May 21, 2018 12:36 PM (KXAvu)

7 Read Content exhaustively.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 21, 2018 12:36 PM (LC8hC)

8 Ace, are you on kindle unlimited?
If you are you should read The Narrative by "Deplora Boule"

It's funny.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 12:37 PM (hMwEB)

9 Dana Loesch is a definite 1

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 21, 2018 12:37 PM (MIVQy)

10 Is body shaming back in now? I get so confused.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2018 12:37 PM (5yVbT)

11 It is too bad Dana Loesch can't just bitch slap her. Nina just needs a beating....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2018 12:38 PM (ujg0T)

12 "When they go low, we go vulgar!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 12:38 PM (W+vEI)

13 In the dictionary, under milf, there is a picture of Dana Lash.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2018 12:38 PM (5yVbT)

14 Huh? Dana Loesch is hot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 12:39 PM (AzW6q)

15
Are we really sure that Nina isn't Bill Kristol in drag?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 12:39 PM (10vO4)

16 There is no such picture of Nina Burleigh.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2018 12:39 PM (5yVbT)

17 Real newz would be if Nina could blow herself...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:39 PM (kkyJg)

18 Dana can drink all the beet juice in bed she wants.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2018 12:39 PM (KXAvu)

19 She's jealous of Dana's much-better tits.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2018 12:40 PM (Evws/)

20 Not first.

That's what I get for reading the content...

Posted by: Todler at May 21, 2018 12:40 PM (8D42x)

21
Dana is a little fat. In the brain, baby.

Also the boobs. If I looked at her boobs.

which I did.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2018 12:40 PM (r+sAi)

22 yeah, the left really should be fat shaming non-fat women ... cuz all rank and file women are so perfect, they won't be alienated by such hate at all. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2018 12:41 PM (bT8Z4)

23 Ace with the slumpbuster post and it's lunchtime on Monday.

Posted by: ghost of kari at May 21, 2018 12:42 PM (eY/ez)

24 Nina uses a cartoon instead of her real face. hmmmm.

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2018 12:42 PM (BZA5F)

25 Jesus, it's the Yo Mama of arguments.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2018 12:42 PM (RD7QR)

26 I would like Twitchy a lot more if they had better web desgin and didn't promote impotent fake conservatives like Shitpiro.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 12:42 PM (YPhYg)

27 Nina's a slut. nyah

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2018 12:42 PM (0+nbW)

28 yeah the left is really known for its lookers
/s

Posted by: brak at May 21, 2018 12:42 PM (VckGX)

29 Burleigh has written for Newsweek, NYT, CNN, New Yorker, Slate and Rolling Stone.

Can you say NYC/MSM bubble? LOL!

How scary are gun-toting, SUV-driving, flyover state soccer moms, Nina?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 12:42 PM (W+vEI)

30 Sarah Sanders is kinda chubby in a nice way but Dana Loesch? Really? She gives chubbies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 12:43 PM (39g3+)

31 Meee-ow!

Feminists can say what they want, but deep down underneath they're a bunch of cats.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 21, 2018 12:43 PM (hLRSq)

32 On a serious note, what kind of parents name their child "Nina"?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (LC8hC)

33 If you happen to do an Image Search for Nina, do one for Dana immediately after.

Damn, you will need that chaser.

Posted by: Blanco at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (QGdDN)

34 http://bit.ly/2IFPTeL
++++
Secretary of State on JCPOA: U.S. Will Impose Strongest Sanctions in History on Iran | One America News Network
++++
Willowed

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (y3aQB)

35 *image searches*

Oh, the same Nina who could use a jowl lift, an eyelid lift, a breast lift, laser skin resurfacing and some attention to her nasolabial folds?

That Nina?

Couldn't find any full body shots. That's rather telling too.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (sT1Cq)

36 Ugly isn't just skin deep, Nina.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (29IL3)

37 I don't think any morons would kick Dana out of bed for drinking beet juice... just saying.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (9iLHi)

38 Uh, if it's a choice of shriveled old twunt Nina Burlesque, or Dana Loesch...it's a question that doesn't even need to be asked. 1000/1000 guys are all going the same way on this one...

Nina's got a shot if the alternative is Lena Dunham. I'll give her that much.

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (Y8DtA)

39 It's kind of cliche, but someone who famously offers blowjobs should learn to keep her mouth shut.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (Dp6qK)

40 Perhaps to a Somalian she's fat

Posted by: josephistan at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (7HtZB)

41 Nina who now?

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (Enq6K)

42 lol. Nina looks like a man. Plus she's from Chicago and grew up in Haight Ashbury. Which means she was blowing hippies as a teen. Unwashed hippies. Imagine that.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (VpIIl)

43 Nina is not a cartoon unless she's in a cartoon graveyard. She's a caricature of a person, a puppet with talking points.

Trust me, I know cartoons.

Nyah!
https://youtu.be/mi5GFuvCIp4

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:45 PM (kkyJg)

44 I'll buy that for $1!

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2018 12:45 PM (Gt76y)

45 Nina is old and wrinkled.

Dana is physically attractive for a woman her age with kids.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 12:45 PM (YPhYg)

46 If Dana is fat, then I suddenly like riding girl bikes.

Posted by: Blake at May 21, 2018 12:45 PM (qC1Sy)

47 42 lol. Nina looks like a man. Plus she's from Chicago and grew up in Haight Ashbury. Which means she was blowing hippies as a teen. Unwashed hippies. Imagine that.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (VpIIl)

Word on the street is that she sucks at it.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 21, 2018 12:45 PM (Dp6qK)

48 >>Dana is physically attractive for a woman her age with kids.

Super Beets

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM (29IL3)

49 Unfortunately for Nina concentrated hate makes you ugly. I binged her image since I had never heard of her before. The hate is taking it's toll

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM (wrS2o)

50 When you've lost the intellectual argument, you get Nina Burleigh.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM (VpIIl)

51 32: her parents Pinta and Santa Maria

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM (KXAvu)

52 Burleigh - Burley - Ugly - Nina

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM (M+Lyo)

53 How does one become blow job queen and who does the judging?

Asking for the Horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM (fuK7c)

54 >>If Dana is fat, then I suddenly like riding girl bikes.

WATCH ME RIDE THIS MOPED!

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM (29IL3)

55 Solution: Mud wrestling?

Posted by: muckrack at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM (RbR1e)

56 Also the boobs. If I looked at her boobs."

That NRA t shirt. That's one heck of a "g" spot.
IYKWIM.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM (7LY+6)

57 >>>15
Are we really sure that Nina isn't Bill Kristol in drag?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 12:39 PM (10vO4)
_____

More like Charles Krauthammer in drag

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM (YPhYg)

58 >>Nina looks like a man. Plus she's from Chicago and grew up in Haight Ashbury. Which means she was blowing hippies as a teen. Unwashed hippies. Imagine that.

Not necessarily beautiful, but mutated.

Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM (Bdeb0)

59 >>How does one become blow job queen and who does the judging?

Everyone at the Prom Votes for you?

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 12:47 PM (29IL3)

60 How does one become blow job queen and who does the judging?

Asking for the Horde.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Horde source the judging.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 12:47 PM (RkYsP)

61 Nina Burleigh?Oh yeah,the one that wanted to suck Billy Clinton's crooked knob because he protected women's rights to kill their babies....

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 12:47 PM (LiyEm)

62 Surprised that she could type that Tweet with Slick Willy's willy in her mouth.

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at May 21, 2018 12:48 PM (d6iMX)

63 Nina Burleigh?Oh yeah,the one that wanted to suck Billy Clinton's crooked knob because he protected women's rights to kill their babies....
====

And he never let her do it.

Another tell.../

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 21, 2018 12:48 PM (sT1Cq)

64

On a serious note, what kind of parents name their child "Nina"?

The same kind of parents who named her siblings "Pinta" and "Santa Maria."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 21, 2018 12:48 PM (GdWl+)

65 And the East German judge still frowning gives Nina a 4.9.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:48 PM (kkyJg)

66 you get Nina Burleigh."

Back when she offered to go all Big Willie style, he'd accept.

Today, not so much.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 12:48 PM (7LY+6)

67 Nina Burleigh is a liberal atheist and the fact that she has written for all these far left rags gives rise to the fact that nobody should believe a word she says or writes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2018 12:48 PM (mpXpK)

68 60 How does one become blow job queen and who does the judging?

Asking for the Horde.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Horde source the judging.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 12:47 PM (RkYsP)

Fun fact: "Blowjob Queen" was the original title of the ABBA song but they didn't know how to translate that from Swedish so they went with "Dancing Queen."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2018 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

69 When even Bill "I'll do anyone, anywhere, just not Hillary" Clinton rejects you....

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 12:49 PM (VpIIl)

70 Nina, while it's true that you were not completely heinous looking, inviting this comparison was a very bad idea on your part.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2018 12:49 PM (5yVbT)

71 Oh Snap.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 12:49 PM (WDCYi)

72 Or named them Pinata and "SantaMariaWhatHaveYouDone!?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:49 PM (kkyJg)

73 I`d hit it...I mean My first time has to be soon, maybe.

Posted by: David(single dip)Hogg at May 21, 2018 12:49 PM (yhf6w)

74
If I had a choice between dating Nina Burleigh or an MS-13 gang member...

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 12:49 PM (10vO4)

75 66 you get Nina Burleigh."

Back when she offered to go all Big Willie style, he'd accept.

Today, not so much.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 12:48 PM (7LY+6)

The woman forever known as the one who couldn't give away a free beejer.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 21, 2018 12:49 PM (Dp6qK)

76 And besides, I thought Newsweek had gone bankrupt again and noby was willing to pay the $1 for it this time. I picked up one in the Doctor's office a few months ago. I think it only had about ten pages in it and nothing worth reading. Those old Grit newspapers we used to get in school had more in them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2018 12:50 PM (mpXpK)

77 Fat? Huh?

I guess if you live off something other than semen.

Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2018 12:50 PM (+xe3a)

78 Dana is pretty, but if I had to bang a never Trumper, I would probably tag that plumper Meghan McCain just to live tweet it to her dad.

Is he dead yet?

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 12:50 PM (YPhYg)

79 Wait- Newsweek is still in business?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 12:51 PM (VpIIl)

80 >>ABBA song but they didn't know how to translate that from Swedish so they went with "Dancing Queen." Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2018 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

See that girl. Watch that scene.

Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 21, 2018 12:51 PM (Bdeb0)

81
The woman forever known as the one who couldn't give away a free beejer.

To a noted horn dog, no less.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 21, 2018 12:51 PM (vXo2k)

82 Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297372/

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 12:51 PM (LiyEm)

83 Nina is one of those people who are truly frightened by the rise of sexaroids.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:51 PM (kkyJg)

84 The woman forever known as the one who couldn't give away a free beejer."

I know, huh?

Posted by: Madonna, circa 2016 for Hillary at May 21, 2018 12:51 PM (7LY+6)

85 She never really stood a chance:

"Her father is author Robert Burleigh, a University of Chicago professor.[5] Burleigh's family moved to the Haight-Ashbury area of San Francisco when she was seven. After a few months in San Francisco, they moved to Baghdad to live with Burleigh's maternal grandmother."

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 21, 2018 12:51 PM (/qEW2)

86 Dad said they will drop one day...I keep hoping.

Posted by: David(single dip)Hogg at May 21, 2018 12:52 PM (yhf6w)

87 >>78 Dana is pretty, but if I had to bang a never Trumper, I would probably tag that plumper Meghan McCain just to live tweet it to her dad. Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 12:50 PM (YPhYg)

...while wearing the Steve Martin arrow-through-the-head rig.

For great justice.

Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 21, 2018 12:52 PM (Bdeb0)

88 Lets play spot the mean girl, queen wannabe in this exchange.

Who of the two offered fact and opinion and who just shat on the table?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 21, 2018 12:52 PM (ymnmz)

89 >>>73 I`d hit it...I mean My first time has to be soon, maybe.
Posted by: David(single dip)Hogg at May 21, 2018 12:49 PM (yhf6w)
_________
Noooooooooo!

I thought we were gonna get married!?!? You can't just go straight on me?!?!

Posted by: Shep! at May 21, 2018 12:52 PM (YPhYg)

90 My brother got a Carlos Mencia comedy CD and its some okay (he didn't steal EVERYTHING) but he has like 10 minutes on how everyone, everywhere, should be slobbering on Klin-Ton's bent wang because he's the president and its like a super hard job and we should all be grateful for his hard work and great job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 12:52 PM (39g3+)

91
Dana Loesch wears army boots

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 12:52 PM (10vO4)

92 77 Fat? Huh?

I guess if you live off something other than semen.
Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2018 12:50 PM (+xe3a)

I hear the Andy Dick diet is all the rage in Harvey Weinstein's office.

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM (Y8DtA)

93 Dad said they will drop one day...I keep hoping."

Boobs?

Posted by: Madonna, circa 2016 for Hillary at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM (7LY+6)

94 Newsweek is the Schrodinger's Cat of publications.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM (kkyJg)

95 I hear Starbucks is hiring her as part of their social responsibility program to give their new influx of homeless people free BJs, which most of them will turn down after one look at the giver.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM (VpIIl)

96 Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

Well that's a big load off my mind

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM (39g3+)

97 The sisterhood resorts to fat shaming conservative women, because you know...they are superior to us.

Posted by: TJ at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM (YzMAB)

98 From just a purely empirical physical standpoint, Dana Loesche is and apex beauty.

Ninas comment is stupid because its empiracally incorrect.

Cuntrag.

I also see SNL dusted Tina Fey off to get in some jabs at Palins expense.

Talk about a mean girl. Tina Fey owes her entire fucking career to Palin.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 21, 2018 12:54 PM (mv+Oj)

99 >>>77 Fat? Huh?

I guess if you live off something other than semen.
Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2018 12:50 PM (+xe3a)
________
I mean, it's possible. It's got all the essential amino acids

Posted by: Shep! at May 21, 2018 12:54 PM (YPhYg)

100 96 Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

Well that's a big load off my mind
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM (39g3+)

That still doesn't eliminate Antarctica, dammit!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2018 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

101 96 Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

Well that's a big load off my mind

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM (39g3+)

Whatcha gonna do with that load?

Posted by: Nina Burley at May 21, 2018 12:54 PM (Dp6qK)

102 10 Is body shaming back in now? I get so confused.
Posted by: pep

Depends on whether the person being body shamed is conservative or liberal. African American conservatives could explain that better than I can.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2018 12:54 PM (+lVUW)

103
Nina who?
"As someone who has had to cover school shootings ..."
--- Nina Somebody

OH! Her

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 21, 2018 12:54 PM (roQNm)

104 91
Dana Loesch wears army boots
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 12:52 PM (10vO4)

Go on...

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2018 12:54 PM (Y8DtA)

105 well, nobody who meets Nina sees much more than the top of her head anyway.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (APm+L)

106 ValJar was in Tehran and Nina in Baghdad?

Wow.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (kkyJg)

107 Leftists:

"Hey, I have a great idea. Let's call the people who we need to vote for us in swing states "fat" and stupid" and ride the blue wave to victory!"

Posted by: TJ at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (YzMAB)

108 I did the bing image thing. In fairness, Nina looks like she was probably a 1 until her soul caught up with her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (fuK7c)

109 >>95 I hear Starbucks is hiring her as part of their social responsibility program to give their new influx of homeless people free BJs, which most of them will turn down after one look at the giver.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM (VpIIl)

I'm told the recipients get to write their names on the baristas' foreheads.

Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (Bdeb0)

110 Dana Loesch is a stalwart. She's not intimidated by leftist assholes making death threats. That's my real worry, that a small number of antifa assholes can thwart the will of the majority by scaring off our advocates.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (/qEW2)

111 Leave Nina alone!! *sobs*

Posted by: David Hogg, under a sheet at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (QLvwG)

112 you get Nina Burleigh."

Is that the new Burleigh class destroyer?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (RkYsP)

113 >>In fairness, Nina looks like she was probably a 1 until her soul caught up with her.

Bitter Semen Face

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (29IL3)

114 Maye Nina should challenge Dana to an MMA match, you know since we've passed the Rubicon this will be an intellectual discussion.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 12:56 PM (VpIIl)

115 Dana Loesch wears army boots "

Pics?

Not nice to tease us...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 12:56 PM (7LY+6)

116 Billy Bob even allowed that pig Monica to do him but wouldn't let this rat face do it. That's a tell right there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2018 12:56 PM (mpXpK)

117 Is it true that Newsweak now pays their people in pennies?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2018 12:56 PM (O5Q3r)

118 106 ValJar was in Tehran and Nina in Baghdad?

Wow.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (kkyJg)

Shi'a ho.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 12:56 PM (WDCYi)

119 Nah bro, Burleigh class scum sweeper.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:56 PM (kkyJg)

120 100 96 Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirm

Duh, its mars.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 21, 2018 12:56 PM (fI+Yv)

121
She is fat,, but it's spelled PHaT Pretty Hot and Tempting...

Posted by: Chris Tucker at May 21, 2018 12:57 PM (mPeei)

122 >>>91
Dana Loesch wears army boots
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 12:52 PM (10vO4)
______
And nothing else.

This is acceptable.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 12:57 PM (YPhYg)

123 117 Is it true that Newsweak now pays their people in pennies?
Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2018 12:56 PM (O5Q3r)

Penis, actually. They've made severe cuts in the budget for proofreaders.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2018 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

124 >>ValJar was in Tehran and Nina in Baghdad?

Wow.

Yeah, interesting bit from her bio. She is also openly hostile to religion, not just an atheist.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 12:57 PM (W+vEI)

125 ValJar was in Tehran and Nina in Baghdad?"

So? Hogg was in Bangkok...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 12:57 PM (7LY+6)

126 Body-shaming is NEVER OK.

Except when we do it to Fascists.

Posted by: The Left at May 21, 2018 12:58 PM (ii30j)

127 Nina Burleigh Calls Dana Loesch "Fat"

---

I'm betting there are fake nudes of Dana Loesch, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 21, 2018 12:58 PM (vDapD)

128 Duh, its mars."

That the one with a flag?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 12:58 PM (7LY+6)

129 That doesn't even make sense.

Posted by: FDR's TV at May 21, 2018 12:58 PM (nS9If)

130 125 ValJar was in Tehran and Nina in Baghdad?"

So? Hogg was in Bangkok...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 12:57 PM (7LY+6)

You read that wrong. Bangkok was in Hogg.

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2018 12:58 PM (Y8DtA)

131 >>I'm betting there are fake nudes of Dana Loesch, though.

You should see some of the pictures she sends me.

...in my dreams.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (29IL3)

132 How many ways is this Nina thing wrong?

Loesch ain't fat, and if she were, wouldn't that be body shaming?

Oh, that's right, conservative women deserve whatever they get.

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (Z5y53)

133 Mars, flag... wait a minute Maxine Waters' hair is Hitler?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (kkyJg)

134 Dana Loesch is fat, Ivanka is ugly and Melania is illiterate!

Also Donald Trump is unsuccessful and super poor too!!!

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (YPhYg)

135 "Hitler not alive on the moon, study confirms."

That's what they want you to think!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (hLRSq)

136 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HAVING DANA IN LEATHER, TOTING A GUN AND DRIVING AN SUV OUT WEST IS HOW A LOT OF MEN WOULD PREFER HAVING DANA LOESCH - AND BURLEIGH THINKS IT'S AN *INSULT*.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (W+vEI)

137 I feel sort of bad for all the sad hacks working for Newsweek, where are they gonna get work now? This is the end of the line for journalism, its where you go when nobody else will take you: a dying, discredited joke of a news magazine living on the dim glow of its past glory in the 1980s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (39g3+)

138
Is that the new Burleigh class destroyer?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (RkYsP)

The navy had to do something the Gabby Gifford class LCS is full of holes

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (10vO4)

139 Donald Trump has never had sex with a beautiful woman!

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (YPhYg)

140 94
Newsweek is the Schrodinger's Cat of publications.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM (kkyJg)

lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (ymnmz)

141 Nina's got a shot if the alternative is Lena Dunham. I'll give her that much.
Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2018 12:44 PM (Y8DtA)

...

Or naked rock lady.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (yL25O)

142
Dana Loesch NRA Spokeswoman.

Oh! Her.

Well that explains everything.

Cat fight!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (roQNm)

143 >>Dana Loesch is fat, Ivanka is ugly and Melania is illiterate!

And Michael Obama is an Icon of Fashion.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 01:00 PM (29IL3)

144 Dana Loesch is fat and Michelle Obama is one of the greatest beauties ever.
The Left

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 01:00 PM (LiyEm)

145 They have NOTHING to talk about. NOTHING. They are reduced to reporting on each other's reportage, demonizing real Americans, and rubbing the blood of shooting victims on their faces and screaming.

Posted by: ghost of kari at May 21, 2018 01:00 PM (eY/ez)

146 If we are picking sides I'm with the attractive mom, who is armed, has a pretty punishing daily workout routine and can actually form an intellectual argument.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 01:00 PM (VpIIl)

147 14 Huh? Dana Loesch is hot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018
*
*
Image search on DuckDuckGo concurs: Stacked, elegant, not fat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2018 01:00 PM (G+x7t)

148 Holy crap. I just image searched Dana Loesch.

Is that fat? Because she could play the caped and leather-clad Evil Queen in Snow White in a very, very good way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 21, 2018 01:00 PM (vDapD)

149 How does one become blow job queen and who does the judging?
Asking for the Horde.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2018 12:46 PM

You're new here, aren't you?

Posted by: Shepard "Shep" Smith at May 21, 2018 01:00 PM (ctuyM)

150 I'll buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: Shtetl G at May 21, 2018 01:00 PM (16cUT)

151 Does it say anything that Nina is spot on with her Dana fantasies?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 01:01 PM (yL25O)

152 You read that wrong. Bangkok was in Hogg."

Ah. Thai'ed one on, did he?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 01:01 PM (7LY+6)

153 134
Dana Loesch is fat, Ivanka is ugly and Melania is illiterate!

Also Donald Trump is unsuccessful and super poor too!!!

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (YPhYg)

I thought that was Bearded Nina Burleigh?

Posted by: Bearded Spock at May 21, 2018 01:01 PM (ymnmz)

154 147 14 Huh? Dana Loesch is hot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018
*
*
Image search on DuckDuckGo concurs: Stacked, elegant, not fat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2018 01:00 PM (G+x7t)

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Remember, the fashion industry is dominated by women and gay men who would all call her fat because she isn't the size of a stick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 01:01 PM (n9gGi)

155 because she isn't the size of a stick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 01:01 PM (n9gGi)

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You've done it now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 21, 2018 01:01 PM (vDapD)

156 Ah. Thai'ed one on, did he?

And the Queen he used did not excite him.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 01:02 PM (kkyJg)

157 I am still convinced Dana is India Summer's hotter, younger sister.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 01:02 PM (29IL3)

158 >>>Ninas comment is stupid because its empiracally incorrect.

I've no idea what her response has to do with Dana's suggestion. It's like she was drunk posting.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 21, 2018 01:02 PM (/qEW2)

159 Kamala Harris got where she is through talent alone! She never slept her way to the top!

Cory Booker is as straight as they come! Even straighter than Lindsey Graham and Barak "masculine throw" Obama!

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 21, 2018 01:02 PM (YPhYg)

160 A younger woman who I disagree with is ugly!

Posted by: Shrewish Crone at May 21, 2018 01:02 PM (PkIg+)

161 Nina Burleigh Twitter cartoon of herself is hot. Meat space version definitely not.

Posted by: Ripley at May 21, 2018 01:02 PM (MxEKc)

162 >>How many ways is this Nina thing wrong?

Not fat.

But the rest is that she's accusing Dana of being a wannabe Furiousa (Charlize Theron) from the recent Mad Max movie.

Let that sink in --- this Mad Max was *lauded* by the Left for its intentional feminist angle thanks to the director hiring Eve Enseler as a consultant. Burleigh is unintentionally admitting that Dana embodies the kick-ass feminist ideal envisioned by one of their idols, Eve Enseler!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 01:02 PM (W+vEI)

163 Nina is one of those people who are truly frightened by the rise of sexaroids.
==========

She should embrace them. It may give her hemorrhoids time to heal.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 21, 2018 01:02 PM (vg8iE)

164 Dana Loesch wears army boots
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

When "The Girls of the IDF" came out,
that slur lost any teeth it ever had.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:03 PM (RkYsP)

165 Lena Dunham is BEAUTIFUL!!!

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 21, 2018 01:03 PM (YPhYg)

166
Remember, the fashion industry is dominated by women and gay men who would all call her fat because she isn't the size of a stick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 01:01 PM (n9gGi)

You misspelled prepubescent boy

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 01:03 PM (10vO4)

167 And the Queen he used did not excite him."

Hmm. Pearls, oysters...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 01:03 PM (7LY+6)

168 DANA LIKES THE ORANGE CHEETOS RUSSIAN SELLOUT PRESIDENT AND GUNS!! AND SHE IS FAT!! OMG!!

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 01:03 PM (VpIIl)

169 Penis, actually. They've made severe cuts in the budget for proofreaders.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2018 12:57 PM

Hey, I just did what I was asked to.

Posted by: The Mohel at May 21, 2018 01:03 PM (ctuyM)

170

Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2018 01:04 PM (Pqytn)

171 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HAVING DANA IN LEATHER, TOTING A GUN AND DRIVING AN SUV OUT WEST IS HOW A LOT OF MEN WOULD PREFER HAVING DANA LOESCH - AND BURLEIGH THINKS IT'S AN *INSULT*.

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Mmmmmm. Mad Max fetish.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

172 but trump said doody and therefore has lowered our discourse among civil participants and all that bullshit that only cucks believe.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 21, 2018 01:04 PM (sB8d1)

173 Ah. Thai'ed one on, did he?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 01:01 PM (7LY+6)

Hey, I'm just like all badass .mil dudes. I WANT to be on the point of the spear. (That's how they say it, right?)

Posted by: David Hogg at May 21, 2018 01:04 PM (Y8DtA)

174
Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

Well that's a big load off my mind
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM

That still doesn't eliminate Antarctica, dammit!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2018 12:54 PM

He's not here in Antarctica either. Believe me, I would know if he was.

Posted by: CTHULHU at May 21, 2018 01:05 PM (EzdLW)

175 She was 39 when the NYT wrote of her upcoming wedding in '99.

So she's nearing sixty. That would make her a GILF, if her blowjobs are any good.

I'll bet she's got no skills.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 21, 2018 01:05 PM (xOga2)

176 133 Mars, flag... wait a minute Maxine Waters' hair is Hitler?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 12:59 PM (kkyJg)

EM PFIRSICH FUNF'N VIERZIG!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2018 01:05 PM (AURKQ)

177 172 but trump said doody and therefore has lowered our discourse among civil participants and all that bullshit that only cucks believe.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 21, 2018 01:04 PM (sB8d1)

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*Looks up from Little Lyndy on display for the White House staff*

"Wuh?"

Posted by: LBJ at May 21, 2018 01:05 PM (n9gGi)

178 Burleigh is unintentionally admitting that Dana embodies the kick-ass feminist ideal envisioned by one of their idols, Eve Enseler!

Yeah I don't follow that argument at all, you're saying she's what you praise and admire? Okay....

Dana Loesch really is tough for them to deal with, she's smart and fast and attractive and fearless. I don't agree with her on everything, but I admire her and think she's lovely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 01:05 PM (39g3+)

179 Let that sink in --- this Mad Max was *lauded* by
the Left for its intentional feminist angle thanks to the director
hiring Eve Enseler as a consultant. Burleigh is unintentionally
admitting that Dana embodies the kick-ass feminist ideal envisioned by
one of their idols, Eve Enseler!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 01:02 PM (W+vEI)

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You won't see Dana Loesch on her knees.

Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2018 01:06 PM (Pqytn)

180 Nina Burleigh to start whining she is being attacked for her looks because she is a Strong Woman in 10, 9, 8, 7....

Posted by: Ripley at May 21, 2018 01:06 PM (MxEKc)

181 So is Nina a dyke? She doesn't like guns.

Posted by: Gumby at May 21, 2018 01:06 PM (2LelM)

182 So she's nearing sixty. That would make her a GILF, if her blowjobs are any good.

Depends on if she takes her teeth out...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2018 01:06 PM (O5Q3r)

183 The Russians hacked the election and Stole Hillarys emails!

Ben Shapiro is a great face for the Republican parrty because people look up to him

I am relevant and I work for publication people care about!

Orange is neither a color nor a fruit! It's actually my favorite number!!!

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 21, 2018 01:06 PM (YPhYg)

184 Sounds like Nina deserves a Superbeeting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 01:07 PM (oVJmc)

185 You won't see Dana Loesch on her knees."

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine...

/heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 01:07 PM (7LY+6)

186 Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

Well that's a big load off my mind
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM

That still doesn't eliminate Antarctica, dammit!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2018 12:54 PM

He's not here in Antarctica either. Believe me, I would know if he was.
Posted by: CTHULHU

Argentina.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:07 PM (RkYsP)

187 Hmmm - Dems are criticising Paul Ryan that he is not a strong enough Speaker to stand up to Trump.

I wonder do these people believe anything they say?

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 01:07 PM (Z5y53)

188 OT: If you actually read the text by Peter Strzok that Ari Fleischer is talking about you will find the meeting was between the FBI and the CIA. The person (whose name is REDACTED; isn't that funny how many people in this case are named that?) from the CIA is the one who said that the White House was running the show on the Trump investigation.

Now we know why Mullah Brennan is plotzing.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 21, 2018 01:08 PM (O9qtX)

189 They just continue to break down every semblance of sanity and decorum, don't they.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 01:08 PM (VpIIl)

190 I used to like it when Bob Roe used to let me gargle his balls.

Posted by: Nina Burly at May 21, 2018 01:08 PM (r9UYA)

191 So she's nearing sixty. That would make her a GILF, if her blowjobs are any good.

Depends on if she takes her teeth out...
Posted by: tu3031

That's always a +1.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:08 PM (RkYsP)

192 >>>168 DANA LIKES THE ORANGE CHEETOS RUSSIAN SELLOUT PRESIDENT AND GUNS!! AND SHE IS FAT!! OMG!!

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 01:03 PM (VpIIl)
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Dana is a never Trumper. She's pretty and lean, but she is a neverTrumper

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 01:08 PM (YPhYg)

193 Perhaps Dana will march her "fat" ass over here and sit on me face.

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (o2MD2)

194 Hitler is not alive on the moon?

"Iron Sky" was not a documentary?

Posted by: Blake at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (qC1Sy)

195 188 OT: If you actually read the text by Peter Strzok that Ari Fleischer is talking about you will find the meeting was between the FBI and the CIA. The person (whose name is REDACTED; isn't that funny how many people in this case are named that?) from the CIA is the one who said that the White House was running the show on the Trump investigation.

Now we know why Mullah Brennan is plotzing.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 21, 2018 01:08 PM (O9qtX)

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He's one of our betters. He should never be questioned or antagonized. For America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (n9gGi)

196 Depends on if she takes her teeth out..."

She has teeth in her depends?

Blech

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (7LY+6)

197 I have no idea who Nina Burleigh is.

Furthermore, I have no interest in finding out who this immature muckrobin is.

*Let's see who notices*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (MnkFD)

198 When will I be loved?

Posted by: Nina Ronstadt at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (ctuyM)

199 I wonder do these people believe anything they say?

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 01:07 PM (Z5y53)

*blinks*

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (Y8DtA)

200 Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 12:50 PM (YPhYg)
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Is it even legal to bang someone with a 70 IQ?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)

201 She's got balls Mz. Burley. I'll give her that.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2018 01:10 PM (xqfqx)

202 Oh, yeah, and I read over the weekend that Fauxcahontas has vowed to never accept donations from the NRA.

Cuz I can so imagine them beating down her door to donate to her.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 21, 2018 01:10 PM (vg8iE)

203 194 Hitler is not alive on the moon?

"Iron Sky" was not a documentary?
Posted by: Blake at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (qC1Sy)

============

It was as boring as one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 01:10 PM (n9gGi)

204
That still doesn't eliminate Antarctica, dammit!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2018 12:54 PM
\
He's not here in Antarctica either. Believe me, I would know if he was.
Posted by: CTHULHU
Argentina.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:07 PM (RkYsP)

Living his life quietly as a gay man

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 01:10 PM (10vO4)

205 Hmmm - Dems are criticising Paul Ryan that he is not a strong enough Speaker to stand up to Trump.

I wonder do these people believe anything they say?

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 01:07 PM (Z5y53)

---

The (R)s big accomplishment with a president ready to sign anything that hits his desk and majorities in both houses is a tax cut that will expire.

Oh, and a hugely expensive investigation into the head of their party.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 21, 2018 01:10 PM (vDapD)

206 202 Oh, yeah, and I read over the weekend that Fauxcahontas has vowed to never accept donations from the NRA.

Cuz I can so imagine them beating down her door to donate to her.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 21, 2018 01:10 PM (vg8iE)

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Ted Cruz will now announce that he will never accept donations from either Planned Parenthood or the Castro family.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 01:11 PM (n9gGi)

207 We still believe in you, Moon Hitler.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 01:11 PM (oVJmc)

208 Calling Nina Burleigh a whore would be an insult to whores the world over.

And btw, I thought Newsweek was sold for a penny a couple years back. Nice prestigious niche you've carved out there for yourself, Nina.

Your parents must be so proud. Bless your heart. And theirs.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 21, 2018 01:11 PM (DK0L4)

209 187 Hmmm - Dems are criticising Paul Ryan that he is not a strong enough Speaker to stand up to Trump.
______________________________________

Does anyone remember Chuck Schumer lecturing Republicans on how to save their future?

That was before Republicans had the Senate, House and White House.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:11 PM (MnkFD)

210 When will I be loved?

Posted by: Nina Ronstadt

Hey. That's just mean.

Posted by: Memories of fapping to Linda Ronstadt at May 21, 2018 01:11 PM (fuK7c)

211 >>>200 Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 12:50 PM (YPhYg)
----
Is it even legal to bang someone with a 70 IQ?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)
_________
Of course it's legal for tards to bang. Where did you think fresh ones came from?

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 01:11 PM (YPhYg)

212 Is it even legal to bang someone with a 70 IQ?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)

----

Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Atlanta, etc. say hi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 21, 2018 01:11 PM (vDapD)

213 Living his life quietly as a gay man

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 01:10 PM (10vO4)

The "German Mistake" is just the "French Mistake" with more jackboots and stomping.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2018 01:11 PM (AURKQ)

214 *Let's see who notices*
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM

We're too knackered thinking about ~~Nina's~~ Dana's knickers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2018 01:11 PM (ctuyM)

215 *removed dentures*

Posted by: Nina! at May 21, 2018 01:12 PM (APm+L)

216 I don't agree with her on everything, but I admire her and think she's lovely.

---

her decision to marry Chris instead of me, being her greatest error.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 21, 2018 01:12 PM (PNcou)

217 She's got ball Mz. Burley. I'll give her that.

. . .

Yeah, but they're usually in her mouth.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 21, 2018 01:12 PM (PkIg+)

218 sit on me face."

Where face?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 01:12 PM (7LY+6)

219 Living his life quietly as a gay man

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 01:10 PM (10vO4)

The "German Mistake" is just the "French Mistake" with more jackboots and stomping.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Better Hugo Boss outfits.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:12 PM (RkYsP)

220 Oh, yeah, and I read over the weekend that Fauxcahontas has vowed to never accept donations from the NRA.

Cuz I can so imagine them beating down her door to donate to her.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 21, 2018 01:10 PM (vg8iE)

Beads and wampum are the only donations that witch deserves.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 21, 2018 01:12 PM (DK0L4)

221 He's not here in Antarctica either. Believe me, I would know if he was.
Posted by: CTHULHU at May 21, 2018 01:05 PM (EzdLW)

Hah. Actually it was the Great Old Ones and their Shoggoth slaves that were in Antarctica. I don't think there are any records of Cthulhu being there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 21, 2018 01:12 PM (/qEW2)

222 187 Hmmm - Dems are criticising Paul Ryan that he is not a strong enough Speaker to stand up to Trump.

I wonder do these people believe anything they say?

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 01:07 PM (Z5y53)

Sounds like desperation to me. "Teacher teacher Donny is hitting me after I hit him with a plank 97 times teacher teacher make him stoooooopp!" Yeah, maybe later, soiboi.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2018 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

223 Funny, when I take my teeth out I keep the in my Depends.

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 21, 2018 01:12 PM (29IL3)

224 Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

Well that's a big load off my mind
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 12:53 PM

He may not be alive now, but he's the guy that sent the octopus eggs to earth in yet another attempt to conquer us.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 21, 2018 01:13 PM (T71PA)

225 True story.

Hitler invented an ointment to treat mosquito bites.

He called it "Mein Campho-phenique."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:13 PM (MnkFD)

226 Ari Fleisher, that tweet tho..."the white house is running this"

I wonder what strzok meant by "white house" and "running" and "this"?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 21, 2018 01:13 PM (sB8d1)

227 How ugly does Nina have to be that Bill Clinton never took her up on the offer?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 21, 2018 01:13 PM (Q2SYX)

228 I think Mz Burly has her Lefty talky talk on discombobulated.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2018 01:13 PM (xqfqx)

229 Blowjob Queen Nina Burleigh Calls Dana Loesch "Fat"

Fat-shaming? Uh oh ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2018 01:13 PM (YqDXo)

230 >> She's got balls Mz. Burley. I'll give her that.

Yep.

They are on her chin.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 01:13 PM (29IL3)

231 He called it "Mein Campho-phenique.""

You really struggled for that one...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 01:14 PM (7LY+6)

232 The (R)s big accomplishment with a president ready to sign anything that hits his desk and majorities in both houses is a tax cut that will expire.

Oh, and a hugely expensive investigation into the head of their party.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 21, 2018 01:10 PM (vDapD)

Dude....OUCH. How about some warning before the kicks to the feelz? 15 yards. Party foul.

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2018 01:14 PM (Y8DtA)

233 227 How ugly does Nina have to be that Bill Clinton never took her up on the offer?
Posted by: tankdemon at May 21, 2018 01:13 PM (Q2SYX)

Some reporter should ask her - in public - if he ever did take her up on that offer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2018 01:14 PM (YqDXo)

234 Was Nina invited to the royal wedding then?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2018 01:14 PM (sjdRT)

235 When will I be loved?

Posted by: Nina Ronstadt

Come here, you.

Posted by: Guy With An Angela Merkel Fetish at May 21, 2018 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

236 >>In fairness, Nina looks like she was probably a 1 until her soul caught up with her.

Bitter Semen Face
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 12:55 PM (29IL3)

She road the cock carousel for too long....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2018 01:14 PM (7uYFy)

237 They are on her chin.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 01:13 PM (29IL3)

A Ballchinian?

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2018 01:15 PM (o2MD2)

238 195 188 OT: If you actually read the text by Peter Strzok that Ari Fleischer is talking about you will find the meeting was between the FBI and the CIA. The person (whose name is REDACTED; isn't that funny how many people in this case are named that?) from the CIA is the one who said that the White House was running the show on the Trump investigation.

Now we know why Mullah Brennan is plotzing.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 21, 2018 01:08 PM (O9qtX)

==========

He's one of our betters. He should never be questioned or antagonized. For America.""""

yeah, some people are too big to prosecute. You can't go after the president like this ... unless he's a cheeto faced goon who has small hands.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 21, 2018 01:15 PM (sB8d1)

239 231 He called it "Mein Campho-phenique.""

You really struggled for that one...
_____________________________________

It always wowed them at summer camp in Nurenberg.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:15 PM (MnkFD)

240 Living his life quietly as a gay man

---

is that even possible?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 21, 2018 01:15 PM (PNcou)

241 "Dana is a never Trumper. She's pretty and lean, but she is a neverTrumper"

She's not a nevertrumper in the Kristol spirit. She originally came out against Trump on certain issues (many of which were questionable an largely hearsay or myth), but has walked some of that back. She has more so come out lately with qualified support for the president.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl)

242 Burleigh has written for Newsweek, NYT, CNN, New Yorker, Slate and Rolling Stone.[\i]

Can't hold a job, eh?

Posted by: Weak Geek at May 21, 2018 01:16 PM (Apbdw)

243 Blowjob Queen Nina Burleigh

I can't believe Shep Smith hasn't made an appearance yet

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 01:16 PM (10vO4)

244 Beads and wampum are the only donations that witch deserves.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 21, 2018 01:12 PM (DK0L4)

Don't give it away. I just sent her some blankets I picked up from a hospital in Congo.

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2018 01:16 PM (Y8DtA)

245 Living his life quietly as a gay man

---

is that even possible?

If you keep your face in the pillow.

Posted by: Guy With An Angela Merkel Fetish at May 21, 2018 01:16 PM (oVJmc)

246 >>You won't see Dana Loesch on her knees.

Don't kill my dreams!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 01:16 PM (/tuJf)

247
Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

Ok. Now check for Elvis.

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 01:17 PM (EzdLW)

248 It's not body shaming if you are ugly.

Body Shaming equals Prejudice plus a tight perky ass. I learned in college!!!

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 21, 2018 01:17 PM (YPhYg)

249 242 Burleigh has written for Newsweek, NYT, CNN, New Yorker, Slate and Rolling Stone.[\i]

Can't hold a job, eh?
Posted by: Weak Geek at May 21, 2018 01:16 PM (Apbdw)

There is one kind of job she can hold...

Posted by: Surfperch at May 21, 2018 01:17 PM (LC8hC)

250 Damn, something went wrong.

*starts packing for visit to Barrel*

Posted by: Weak Geek at May 21, 2018 01:18 PM (Apbdw)

251 >>>>She's not a nevertrumper in the Kristol spirit. She originally came out against Trump on certain issues (many of which were questionable an largely hearsay or myth), but has walked some of that back. She has more so come out lately with qualified support for the president.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl)
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Agreed

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 01:18 PM (YPhYg)

252 >>>You won't see Dana Loesch on her knees.

Not if you whisper in her ear, "There's a Gift under the pillow.".

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 01:18 PM (29IL3)

253 Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

Ok. Now check for Elvis.
Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 01:17 PM (EzdLW)

And JFK

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2018 01:18 PM (Lg2h/)

254 Seven funny,fawning reviews of HBO's The Final Year

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297370/

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 01:18 PM (LiyEm)

255 Somewhere someone's work IT dept is enjoying this thread title

Posted by: brak at May 21, 2018 01:18 PM (VckGX)

256 "
She was 39 when the NYT wrote of her upcoming wedding in '99.
So she's nearing sixty. That would make her a GILF, if her blowjobs are any good"

So- at the age where all that butt sex is making her incontinent.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 01:18 PM (VpIIl)

257 She has more so come out lately with qualified support for the president.

Yeah she's never been as crazy and stupid as some. Even Shaprio who wavers back and forth is still clinging to the Russian Collusion investigation like he hopes it will free us from this awful man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 01:18 PM (39g3+)

258 Yeah, I remember Dana being Anti-Trump in the early going, she even did a Never Trump commercial.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2018 01:18 PM (xqfqx)

259 253 Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

Ok. Now check for Elvis.
Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 01:17 PM (EzdLW)

And JFK

They not here.

Posted by: Moon Bruce Lee at May 21, 2018 01:19 PM (oVJmc)

260 Barrel visit canceled. Whew.

Posted by: Weak Geek at May 21, 2018 01:19 PM (Apbdw)

261 243 I can't believe Shep Smith hasn't made an appearance yet
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 01:16 PM

See comment numbers 89, 99, and 149. Note the last number of each. With 6, you get eggroll.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2018 01:19 PM (ctuyM)

262 >>Ok. Now check for Elvis.

Elvis is sitting right here next to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 01:19 PM (/tuJf)

263 247
Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.
_____________________________________

Commander Riker?

As in "Reicher?"

Major clue about Nazis in space.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 21, 2018 01:19 PM (MnkFD)

264 Oh, yeah, and I read over the weekend that Fauxcahontas has vowed to never accept donations from the NRA.

my first thought: Challenge accepted! let's set this up, so she thinks that she can take NRA money, without people noticing, to prove that she's a whore.

Second thought: I do NOT want to prove that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2018 01:19 PM (L3rL9)

265 How does one become blow job queen and who does the judging?

The soccer team. The football team whouldn't touch her

Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2018 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

266 >>247 Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

Toynbee Idea From Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Resurrect Third Reich on Jupiter.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2018 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

267 Yeah, I remember Dana being Anti-Trump in the early going, she even did a Never Trump commercial.

About the time she (ha) went big time with....

....Glenn Beck.

Posted by: Moon Bruce Lee at May 21, 2018 01:19 PM (oVJmc)

268 Hitler not alive on the moon,study confirms.

Ok. Now check for Elvis.
Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 01:17 PM (EzdLW)

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no, Hitler is not alive on Elvis either.

Posted by: NASA at May 21, 2018 01:19 PM (PNcou)

269 Somebody said there would be blowjobs on this thread.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2018 01:20 PM (J7XgW)

270 Rep. Meadows with the thing I thought immediately when seeing Rosie's response to the Trumpentwatter yesterday.

Rosie knows first-hand part of the story to be investigated, and has access to all the documents on the entire episode, from the outset. Logically, he either 1) sees nothing wrong with what's been done, or 2) there is a lot of dubious or illegal behavior he has known about for a while, and has done nothing about it.

Document declassification might be the much better course for Trump here. The "sensitivity" of what is released is almost certainly greatly exaggerated, and in any case is misleading "sensitivity" - it's all internal process stuff, not external sources and methods, which is almost the only legitimate sort of "sensitive".

Yes, some internal processes one would rather not have the world know about, in detail. But guess what - the apparent abuses here, and the need for documenting and punishing them, vastly outweigh the cost in terms of internal processes detailed for our adversaries (who reasonably can presume almost all of it, anyway).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2018 01:20 PM (QDnY+)

271 Is it even legal to bang someone with a 70 IQ?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)

Someone with an IQ of 70 isn't as stupid as you might think (or at least, as I thought). The villains in "Making of a Murderer" have IQs of 70, and while they're not likely to be flying off to Stockholm any time soon, they're not gibbering idiots, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2018 01:20 PM (YqDXo)

272 Youtoob video of "Htiler finds out he's not on the moon" in 10, 9, 8, 7...

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 01:21 PM (EzdLW)

273 A sense of self-preservation ought to keep Burleigh from criticizing other womens' looks. Burleigh looks as rugh as the average tweaker halfway down the slide to oblivion. She and meth heads also have something else in common: willingness to suck cock to get what they want. Not a great look.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 21, 2018 01:21 PM (PkIg+)

274 Do you hear "Hitler" or "Elvis"?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:21 PM (MnkFD)

275 "When they go low, we go vulgar!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 12:38 PM (W+vEI)
===================================
Unrelated events.

We are vulgar all the time and they go low all the time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 01:22 PM (LISuA)

276 Is it even legal to bang someone with a 70 IQ?

Well, Chelsea has a kid...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

277 Don't forget that Loesch at one time was a Democrat and worked on Crooked Willie's presidential campaign. So she's been around the spectrum.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

278 273 A sense of self-preservation ought to keep Burleigh from criticizing other womens' looks. Burleigh looks as rugh as the average tweaker halfway down the slide to oblivion. She and meth heads also have something else in common: willingness to suck cock to get what they want. Not a great look.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 21, 2018 01:21 PM (PkIg+)

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I've seen better in the mirror.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at May 21, 2018 01:22 PM (n9gGi)

279 http://bit.ly/2Lkse5C
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Thread by @capeandcowell: "You can throw off on Trump all you want, it's your 1st amendment right. But, when I hear people complain that he called MS-13 animals.

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 21, 2018 01:22 PM (y3aQB)

280 269 Somebody said there would be blowjobs on this thread.
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2018 01:20 PM (J7XgW)

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no, they said this thread blows

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 21, 2018 01:22 PM (PNcou)

281 Somebody said there would be blowjobs on this thread.
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2018 01:20 PM (J7XgW)

You missed it.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 21, 2018 01:22 PM (T71PA)

282 >>Rosie knows first-hand part of the story to be investigated, and has access to all the documents on the entire episode, from the outset. Logically, he either 1) sees nothing wrong with what's been done, or 2) there is a lot of dubious or illegal behavior he has known about for a while, and has done nothing about it.

Or there is and has been for months an ongoing criminal investigation of the coup plotters and some of the documents are being used for criminal prosecutions.

Trump can declassify and release any document he wants at anytime. The fact that despite all the tweeting and threats from Congress he hasn't should probably be considered.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 01:22 PM (/tuJf)

283 A funny thing I saw this weekend - panhandlers usually stand at freeway exit ramps with a sign, "Will work for food," "Veteran - homeless and hungry - please help."

I saw a young guy doing it this weekend with a sign that said, "Will work for Beer Money $$$"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 21, 2018 01:22 PM (vg8iE)

284 Interestingly, Burleigh's Wiki page doesn't list a date of birth. Odd.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

285 Somebody said there would be blowjobs on this thread.
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2018 01:20 PM (J7XgW)

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no, they said this thread blows
Posted by: Buzzsaw90

All jobs blow.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (RkYsP)

286 276 Is it even legal to bang someone with a 70 IQ?
________________________________

Legal? Hell, it's mandatory in Hyannisport.

Posted by: The Unknown Kennedy at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (MnkFD)

287 War is peaceFreedom is slaveryDana Loesch is fat

Posted by: Mega at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (rv0Fo)

288 All jobs blow.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (RkYsP)

Not true.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (72PAC)

289 Poor Dickless Nixon!

The Hill
@thehill
Hillary Clinton to endorse Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York governor race:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)

290 276 Is it even legal to bang someone with a 70 IQ?

Well, Chelsea has a kid...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

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Do they have extradition in Argentina?

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (PNcou)

291 >>>257 She has more so come out lately with qualified support for the president.

Yeah she's never been as crazy and stupid as some. Even Shaprio who wavers back and forth is still clinging to the Russian Collusion investigation like he hopes it will free us from this awful man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 01:18 PM (39g3+)
________
Shitpiro is charmless, useless, humorless, little boy who has done less to advance conservatives than a wether paper towel covered in pocket lint. Jonah Goldberg's Washington Consensus is better.

Shitpiro did an OK job in Baseketball as Squeak though. Funny movie.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (YPhYg)

292 Oh I am loving the AoS interface more and more.

Posted by: Mega at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (rv0Fo)

293
Is it even legal to bang someone with a 70 IQ?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)

If you do them two at a time you'r e banging a genius

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (10vO4)

294 137 I feel sort of bad for all the sad hacks working for Newsweek, where are they gonna get work now? This is the end of the line for journalism, its where you go when nobody else will take you: a dying, discredited joke of a news magazine living on the dim glow of its past glory in the 1980s.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I don't think I know anyone who subscribes to a newspaper, much less a news magazine anymore. As print journalism becomes less and less viable, I'm wondering if newspapers will go to Congress for handouts. For the public good, of course.

I'm old fashioned. I kept my newspaper subscription longer than anyone I know. I got fed up with the obvious liberal bias. So, buh bye.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2018 01:24 PM (+lVUW)

295 @270

Yeah one of the problems with turning the investigation over to the IG is basically the DOJ/FBI can now tell Nunes and Gowdy, love to help you out with those doc requests but they are now part of an ongoing investigation.

I have been calling for Trump to declassify and order the turnover to congress of requested documents from jump street.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 21, 2018 01:24 PM (mv+Oj)

296 Oh yea, the old commie Sandersnista is running again in 2020. Whatever happened to the case against his wife?

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2018 01:24 PM (oiNtH)

297 Calling MS-13 animals is an insult to small, naked tailed garbage eating, disease spreading vermin. They are more closely associated with the demons of Hell.

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2018 01:24 PM (o2MD2)

298 Interestingly, Burleigh's Wiki page doesn't list a date of birth. Odd.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Pleistocene Era.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:24 PM (RkYsP)

299 289 Poor Dickless Nixon!

The Hill
@thehill
Hillary Clinton to endorse Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York governor race:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)

===============

Oh, that'll calm things down in the New York Democratic Party.

The one who stole the election from Bernie leveraging support for the one who will probably do everything he can to win the election against Nixon (including cheating even if not necessary).

That'll heal all wounds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 01:24 PM (n9gGi)

300 277 Don't forget that Loesch at one time was a Democrat and worked on Crooked Willie's presidential campaign. So she's been around the spectrum.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2018 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

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well i've been around the speculum. A lot.

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 21, 2018 01:25 PM (PNcou)

301 ken
@kaleidoscopeken
lets defund the NRA and give teachers a RAISE. god knows they deserve it.

Yeah, how's that gonna work exactly?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)

302 Calling MS-13 animals is an insult to small, naked tailed garbage eating, disease spreading vermin. They are more closely associated with the demons of Hell.
Posted by: maddogg

Hobos?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:25 PM (RkYsP)

303

Nina Burleigh?

Yeah,, I hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 21, 2018 01:26 PM (mPeei)

304 >>@kaleidoscopeken
lets defund the NRA and give teachers a RAISE. god knows they deserve it.

This is Kilo-Kohn Levels of Stupidity, right here.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 01:26 PM (29IL3)

305 Hmmm...

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"In Santa Fe, Texas, students were elected by their classmates to give pre-game prayers at high school football games over the public address system. A number of students sued, arguing that such solemnizing statements or prayers constituted an endorsement of religion, violating the Establishment Clause. The district countered that the pre-game invocations were a long-standing tradition in Texas communities. Moreover, the prayer came from a student, thus making it student speech and not state-sponsored speech."

http://www.firstamendmentschools.org/freedoms/case.aspx?id=489

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 01:26 PM (p9qVR)

306 301 Retard Ken is under the impression that government funds the NRA or he is just a typical left winger who thinks all money belongs to the government.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 01:26 PM (LiyEm)

307 254 Seven funny,fawning reviews of HBO's The Final Year

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297370/
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 01:18 PM (LiyEm)

Notice that they didn't make an Obama movie called "The Final Rear."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2018 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

308 Interestingly, Burleigh's Wiki page doesn't list a date of birth. Odd.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Replicant.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 01:27 PM (oVJmc)

309 Nina Burleigh?Oh yeah,the one that wanted to suck Billy Clinton's crooked knob because he protected women's rights to kill their babies....
====

And he never let her do it.

Another tell.../
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 21, 2018 12:48 PM (sT1Cq)

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Nina is the only woman who ever lived who needed to carry around a portable gloryhole in order to get men to consent to beejers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 21, 2018 01:27 PM (/qEW2)

310 Is it even legal to bang someone with a 70 IQ?

. . .

I assure you, I can and often do enthusiastically consent to an afternoon of penis coddling.

Posted by: Bill Kristol - ahoy, mateys! at May 21, 2018 01:27 PM (PkIg+)

311 Is it even legal to bang someone with a 70 IQ?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)

If you do them two at a time you'r e banging a genius
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (10vO4)

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or the entire evening lineup for MSNBC (+ weekends)

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 21, 2018 01:27 PM (PNcou)

312 Hillary Clinton to endorse Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York governor race

NATIONAL NAVEL LINT CRISIS GROWS, FILM AT 11

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2018 01:27 PM (y4sLz)

313 @117 --

Subscription coupons. They barter with local merchants.

Posted by: Weak Geek at May 21, 2018 01:28 PM (Apbdw)

314 "In Santa Fe, Texas, students were elected by their classmates to give pre-game prayers at high school football games over the public address system. A number of students sued, arguing that such solemnizing statements or prayers constituted an endorsement of religion, violating the Establishment Clause. The district countered that the pre-game invocations were a long-standing tradition in Texas communities. Moreover, the prayer came from a student, thus making it student speech and not state-sponsored speech."

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Student: God, why do you allow school shootings?

God: I'm not allowed in school.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:28 PM (RkYsP)

315 Nina Burleigh? Even I wouldn't hit that.

Posted by: A 2x4 at May 21, 2018 01:28 PM (rv0Fo)

316
@thehill
Hillary Clinton to endorse Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York governor race

Unqualified presidential candidate rejects unqualified lesbian?

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2018 01:28 PM (EzdLW)

317 289 Poor Dickless Nixon!

The Hill
@thehill
Hillary Clinton to endorse Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York governor race:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)

Ha!

Must be ol' Slick with his mind control rays keeping her from voting for the woman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2018 01:28 PM (AURKQ)

318 Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon "

Now there's a mental image worth not having...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 01:28 PM (7LY+6)

319 This is Kilo-Kohn Levels of Stupidity, right here.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 01:26 PM (29IL3)

Joan of Havana, aka Shaved Guevera, was dumb enough to retweet that dumb-fvckery.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 21, 2018 01:29 PM (O9qtX)

320
312 Hillary Clinton to endorse Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York governor race
_______________________________________

You know what this means?

Cuomo's toast.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:29 PM (MnkFD)

321 @291

Shitpiros one power is getting conservative campus groups to pay him to come to campus to spew his pablum.

On a binary scale hes a 0 on The is he useful to conservatism.

Milo had more utility which is why he was taken out by BigCon.

He was glomming up all of the speaking slots that went to schmucks like Shitpiro et al.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 21, 2018 01:29 PM (mv+Oj)

322 lol. pull your claws back in old cougar.

Posted by: x at May 21, 2018 01:29 PM (nFwvY)

323 315 I would.
A Lead Pipe

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 01:29 PM (LiyEm)

324 Cuomo's toast."

With cinnamon?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 01:30 PM (7LY+6)

325 ken @kaleidoscopeken
lets defund the NRA and give teachers a RAISE. god knows they deserve it.

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OK, no banging Ken

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 21, 2018 01:30 PM (PNcou)

326 Just going on the record, because some people are keeping track (cough). No, I would not tell Nina of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2018 01:30 PM (sjdRT)

327 Student: God, why do you allow school shootings?

God: I'm not allowed in school.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:28 PM (RkYsP)

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Yep.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 01:30 PM (p9qVR)

328 kaleidoscopeken"

What, "orangecrocken" wasn't gay enough?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 01:31 PM (7LY+6)

329 320

312 Hillary Clinton to endorse Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York governor race

_______________________________________

You know what this means?

Cuomo's toast.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:29 PM (MnkFD)

Need to dig out some old Nixon bumper stickers.

LOL. Hope she wins, and then crashes like McCain on a sunny day.

Posted by: Bearded Spock at May 21, 2018 01:31 PM (ymnmz)

330 Unqualified presidential candidate rejects unqualified lesbian?
I hear Nixon has lodged a complaint with the Carpet Muncher Protective Agency.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2018 01:32 PM (O5Q3r)

331 327 Student: God, why do you allow school shootings?

God: I'm not allowed in school.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 01:28 PM (RkYsP)
______________________________________

How many school shootings are there at religious schools?

Are they somehow immune from the angst and torment of adolescence?

I wonder what the secret must be?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:32 PM (MnkFD)

332 >319
This is Kilo-Kohn Levels of Stupidity, right here.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 01:26 PM (29IL3)

I thought our containment fields are only capable of containing milli-Kohns of stupidity??

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2018 01:33 PM (sjdRT)

333 312 Hillary Clinton to endorse Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York governor race

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i wanted to be over her when she was in 'Manhatten Prohect'

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 21, 2018 01:33 PM (PNcou)

334 Wait Hilary endorsed Cuomo???

Posted by: Strong Powerful Women at May 21, 2018 01:33 PM (ymnmz)

335 312 Hillary Clinton to endorse Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York governor race

Someone should investigate whether any Cuomo money ended up in Clinton bank accounts.

Also, Hillary needs to go on more speaking tours where she talks about how she lost because voters won't go for a female candidate.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2018 01:33 PM (+lVUW)

336 lets defund the NRA and give teachers a RAISE

This could be the dumbest thing ever written. It belongs in a museum.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2018 01:33 PM (y4sLz)

337 What if Elvis was Hitler the entire time?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 01:33 PM (WDCYi)

338 nood goalposts

Posted by: Todler at May 21, 2018 01:34 PM (8D42x)

339 >>I thought our containment fields are only capable of containing milli-Kohns of stupidity??

We're going to have to reverse the phase on the Tachyon Emitter Ray to even have a chance.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 01:34 PM (29IL3)

340 ken @kaleidoscopeken
lets defund the NRA and give teachers a RAISE. god knows they deserve it.

WTF!?!

I am changing the locks on the dram house.

Posted by: Barbie at May 21, 2018 01:34 PM (L3rL9)

341 I'm old fashioned. I kept my newspaper subscription longer than anyone I know. I got fed up with the obvious liberal bias. So, buh bye.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2018 01:24 PM (+lVUW)

I subscribed to Time for several decades, then 86ed it when it went hard-left. For years thereafter they sent me various offers to re-subscribe (at ridiculously low rates); on each one I wrote "lose the Commie crapola and I'll consider it."

Finally, they gave up. Chasing after me, I mean, not the Commie crapola.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2018 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

342 noobie spies like us

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 21, 2018 01:34 PM (hLRSq)

343 Netflix US
@netflix
President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama have entered into a multi-year agreement to produce films and series for Netflix, potentially including scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries, and features.

So a crime show?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)

344 "Politician from Arkansas Crime Family Endorses Politician from New York Crime Family Who Used to Be Married Into a Massachusetts Crime Family."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:35 PM (MnkFD)

345 "Politician from Arkansas Crime Family Endorses Politician from New York Crime Family Who Used to Be Married Into a Massachusetts Crime Family."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

This is gold.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2018 01:36 PM (L3rL9)

346 Melania is illiterate!

Illiterate in 5 languages!

Posted by: Nina w/ kneepads at May 21, 2018 01:36 PM (0CeRG)

347 343 Netflix US
@netflix
President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama have entered into a multi-year agreement to produce films and series for Netflix, potentially including scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries, and features.

So a crime show?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)

True crime series.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2018 01:36 PM (YqDXo)

348 Just a thought, with a base of 320M people, there are approximately 45M people in high school or lower. I'd venture to guess no more than 10%, or 4.5M attend private school. In private schools if your kid talks all gay and his shits all fucked up they won't admit him. So, school kids, those are your odds.

Posted by: Gumby at May 21, 2018 01:37 PM (2LelM)

349 301 ken
@kaleidoscopeken
lets defund the NRA and give teachers a RAISE. god knows they deserve it.

Yeah, how's that gonna work exactly?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)

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*Looks at federal budget outlays for NRA*

*finds $0*

Okay, boys. We'll give 'em this one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 01:37 PM (n9gGi)

350 "Blowjob Queen Nina Burleigh"

I am not familiar with this country named Blowjob. Is it in Eastern Europe? And is she an official queen or just like a "society Queen"? Or, maybe a drag Queen?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2018 01:38 PM (9BLnV)

351 ...yes, that's about the level of journalism I have come to expect from Newsweak.

Posted by: rosignol at May 21, 2018 01:38 PM (JRdVy)

352 President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama have entered into a multi-year agreement to produce films and series for Netflix, potentially including scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries, and features.

So a crime show?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)

"Producers"? You mean like "Mel Brooks Producers"? Even so, who will do the actual work? BO is tuning-up for golfing's US Open and Mooch is busy with her First Trans Lady for Life gig.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2018 01:42 PM (9BLnV)

353 320

312 Hillary Clinton to endorse Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York governor race

_______________________________________

You know what this means?

Cuomo's toast.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:29 PM (MnkFD)

Please God, make this so.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 21, 2018 01:43 PM (jxbfJ)

354
Oh, yeah, and I read over the weekend that Fauxcahontas has vowed to never accept donations from the NRA.

my first thought: Challenge accepted! let's set this up, so she thinks that she can take NRA money, without people noticing, to prove that she's a whore.

Second thought: I do NOT want to prove that.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2018 01:19 PM (L3rL9)

Better yet, the NRA should send her lots of donations of $1. It'll cost her more to process and return the money.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2018 01:43 PM (eXA4G)

355 I'm old fashioned. I kept my newspaper subscription longer than anyone I know. I got fed up with the obvious liberal bias. So, buh bye.

Newspapers have gotten tiny anyway. There is hardly anything in them and the content is mostly wire feeds, AP, UPI, USA Today. And they literally have shrunk, no just less content but the sheet of paper is smaller. Its bizarre.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 01:44 PM (39g3+)

356 352
President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama have entered into a multi-year
agreement to produce films and series for Netflix, potentially
including scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series,
documentaries, and features.

So a crime show?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)

"Producers"? You mean like "Mel Brooks Producers"? Even so, who will
do the actual work? BO is tuning-up for golfing's US Open and Mooch is
busy with her First Trans Lady for Life gig.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2018 01:42 PM (9BLnV)

That is assuming Barack can unlock his lips from Richard Branson's dick long enough to work on his stroke. The two have become quite the butt buddies.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 21, 2018 01:46 PM (jxbfJ)

357 How many school shootings are there at religious schools?

Are they somehow immune from the angst and torment of adolescence?

I wonder what the secret must be?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

I've said this before. I grew up at a time when everyone I knew had guns in their homes, and most of the guys in high school had access to guns. There were no school shootings. None.
The more those on the left shriek about the NRA, the more I'm convinced that they are deliberately exploiting tragedies to get control over us.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2018 01:48 PM (+lVUW)

358 355
I'm old fashioned. I kept my newspaper subscription longer than
anyone I know. I got fed up with the obvious liberal bias. So, buh bye.

Newspapers have gotten tiny anyway. There is hardly anything in
them and the content is mostly wire feeds, AP, UPI, USA Today. And they
literally have shrunk, no just less content but the sheet of paper is
smaller. Its bizarre.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2018 01:44 PM (39g3+)

A lot of the small town papers also are seen merging together, or bought out by a larger regional printer. Local one around here did that and took a hard lurch to the left when doing it. Since then they have some muzzie editorial writer bent on down with Israel, all muzzies are good all the time and other rhetoric.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 21, 2018 01:49 PM (jxbfJ)

359
How many school shootings are there at religious schools?

Are they somehow immune from the angst and torment of adolescence?

I wonder what the secret must be?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 01:32 PM (MnkFD)

I went to a college prep school. We had legitimate bomb threats several times a year, due to the kids of politicians who went there. But the perps were outsiders, not from inside the school.

The headmaster did not allow bullying. He went into classrooms during the day. He was in the halls between classes. If he saw someone bully another kid, he grabbed the bully, dragged him to the bathroom and gave him a swirly. Then called parents and told them what happened, and said to make it stop or find a different school The behavior stopped.

Husband went to a Catholic school. There was no crap taken. None. And the school had award winning gardens due to Saturday detention, and perps showing up at 7:00 am to work at school.

No such punishments would be tolerated now. Telling kids no, you can't do that doesn't happen, either because the teacher is afraid of physical payback, career payback, or doesn't care what happens in his/her classroom.

Posted by: moki at May 21, 2018 01:54 PM (V+V48)

360 Feminists get cranky when someone "shames" one of their beloved sisters-in-ovulation, but they are more than willing to play that nasty card on other non-cooperating women.

Posted by: Wendy at May 21, 2018 01:59 PM (bpemY)

361
@thehill
Hillary Clinton to endorse Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York governor race:

Down goes Cuomo! Down goes Cuomo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2018 02:11 PM (07kYH)

362 There are some headlines that you know are Ace of Spades without looking. Love it.

Posted by: Stymie at May 21, 2018 02:36 PM (r36W8)

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