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Mid-Morning Open Thread
William McGregor Paxton [Hat Tip: Bluebell]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2018 09:22 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 09:22 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2018 09:22 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 09:22 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2018 09:22 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Glenn John at May 22, 2018 09:23 AM (4EJH9)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 22, 2018 09:23 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 09:23 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2018 09:24 AM (mpXpK)
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Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 09:24 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 09:24 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: buzzion
Ashes of her former employers
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
"Two pinches of arsenic. One jigger of strychnine...."
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 09:24 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 22, 2018 09:24 AM (JNTt1)
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 09:25 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Glenn John at May 22, 2018 09:25 AM (4EJH9)
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 09:25 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 09:25 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: DamnCat at May 22, 2018 09:25 AM (TVknX)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 09:26 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 09:26 AM (LISuA)
_________________
Hide your books first, or she won't get much cleaning done.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 22, 2018 09:26 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 09:26 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 09:26 AM (LISuA)
Oh it's likely made in China, all right...
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 09:27 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2018 09:27 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 09:27 AM (r9UYA)
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She piled all the knick knacks there so she could dust the shelving.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 09:27 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Downcast at May 22, 2018 09:28 AM (l+5w8)
At least, I assume its fake. How can you tell?
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Drop it on a tile floor.
If anyone has a heart attack, it was real.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 09:28 AM (RkYsP)
Pottery Barn stamp should be a dead give away. Or the moose out front.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2018 09:28 AM (2saZ/)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2018 09:28 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2018 09:28 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 09:28 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 22, 2018 09:28 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2018 09:28 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 09:22 AM (cAnNx)
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My husband would agree with you.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:29 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 22, 2018 09:29 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 09:29 AM (lwiT4)
At least, I assume its fake. How can you tell?
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Drop it on a tile floor.
If anyone has a heart attack, it was real.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 09:28 AM (RkYsP
You guys want me to break something else?
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at May 22, 2018 09:30 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 09:30 AM (r9UYA)
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Yeah, but she'd have to be Guatemalan, not some "privileged" white western type.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 22, 2018 09:30 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 09:25 AM (zSVEm)
A porcelain complexion amongst the porcelain.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 22, 2018 09:30 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 09:31 AM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 09:26 AM (LISuA)
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Oh, I'm sure it's real. Pretty much everything is made in China these days.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:31 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 09:31 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2018 09:31 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 09:31 AM (VgKNm)
BTW THAT'S the way a chignon looks. Not these blobby buns that women sport these days.
Look I know hair can be a pain. But it's not a very good look the way most women do it.
I call them 'Knot Heads' cause of the knot they make on top of their hair.
It's an UGLY LOOK ladies. Men and Women have a responsibility to try and look nice when out in public unless you are working or need to do stuff before you get home from work.
It's like the broken windows theory of law enforcement.
If we all go looking like shlubs who don't give a shit what we look like then we degrade ourselves and degrade our culture.
Try to look civilized please. (and I'm talking to men too. They have some bad habits. Of clothing mostly)
Harumph harumph. Getteth thee off my meadow.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 09:32 AM (3YVDU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 09:32 AM (VgKNm)
Nosy minx.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2018 09:32 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 09:33 AM (RD7QR)
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That's how we know her employer isn't a leftist. They'd never give a menial job to some "privileged" whitey for whom they'd have to pay payroll taxes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 22, 2018 09:34 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 09:34 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 09:28 AM (fA1SL)
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Seances?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 09:34 AM (n9gGi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 09:34 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 22, 2018 09:33 AM (RD7QR)
See comment #2
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 09:34 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 09:35 AM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Maid not knowing what she's in for at May 22, 2018 09:35 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2018 09:35 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 09:28 AM (fA1SL)
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Seances?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 09:34 AM (n9gGi)
Trying to kick me out?
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 09:35 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 09:36 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 09:34 AM (n9gGi)
Trying to kick me out?
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 09:35 AM (cAnNx)
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*hides spell book*
No...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 09:36 AM (n9gGi)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 09:36 AM (MIKMs)
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It's the patriarchy's fault.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 09:37 AM (n9gGi)
I wrote the book.
Posted by: Billy Kristol at May 22, 2018 09:37 AM (6anZz)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 22, 2018 09:37 AM (mPeei)
She looks like a former emplyee I managed... the guys would just loiter around her... the male species of homo sapiens is really no different than the bird world.... all the preening and displaying... it was fun to watch.... she handled it all very well....
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 09:38 AM (zSVEm)
Novelty painting. Like bulldogs playing poker.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 09:38 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: RioBravo at May 22, 2018 09:38 AM (5NMZN)
Due to my wife's recent illness, and long recuperation time, we found it necessary to hire a maid. Living in a medium sized, Midwestern college town, we had many eager applicants...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2018 09:39 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:39 AM (oMtOd)
If we all go looking like shlubs who don't give a shit what we look like then we degrade ourselves and degrade our culture.
Try to look civilized please.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 09:32 AM
This.
Posted by: Hipster McManbun at May 22, 2018 09:39 AM (ctuyM)
Men and Women have a responsibility to try and look nice when out in public unless you are working or need to do stuff before you get home from work.
Sad to say, that horse left the barn a long time ago. Silly bourgeois standards got tossed in the 60s. Now we see the ugly results in public attire and behavior.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2018 09:39 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 09:40 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep.
There's something about animals made to look like they're acting human. Dogs playing poker, cats drinking and smoking, Democrats posing as sane...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 22, 2018 09:40 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 09:40 AM (MIKMs)
Speaking of cleaning, anyone know how to get liquid black shoe polish
out of khaki pants? I've tried Shout (the product, not yelling at the
pants), ammonia, rubbing alcohol, and soaking for a day in OxiClean. No
joy.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:39 AM (oMtOd)
Try a solvent cleaner called Goof Off. It that won't do it, go straight to the moment of silence for those pants.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2018 09:40 AM (sjdRT)
My advice? Dye the pants black. Problem == Solved.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 09:40 AM (3YVDU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 09:41 AM (fA1SL)
If we all go looking like shlubs who don't give a shit what we look like then we degrade ourselves and degrade our culture.
Try to look civilized please.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 09:32 AM
This.
Posted by: Hipster McManbun
Agreed.
Posted by: Tommy Twat Knot
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 09:41 AM (GWDdA)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:41 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 09:41 AM (3YVDU)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 09:41 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2018 09:42 AM (pxOl8)
75 Chuckling about my youngest on 2nd day of the job. Can't carry smartphone around the office, so she wears a retro wristwatch.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 09:40 AM (MIKMs)
There's a website selling watches and various wristbands, Movement Watches I think, so you can have her next birthday or Christmas gift all thought out.
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 09:42 AM (cAnNx)
If we all go looking like shlubs who don't give a shit what we look like then we degrade ourselves and degrade our culture.
Try to look civilized please.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 09:32 AM
This.
Posted by: Hipster McManbun at May 22, 2018 09:39 AM (ctuyM)
Cuts across all generations too... old men with shorts on, and calf length dark socks... saw one once wearing wing tips with shorts... this can be found notably in Floriduh...
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 09:42 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 22, 2018 09:42 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:42 AM (oMtOd)
Whoa. Meta.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2018 09:43 AM (pxOl8)
Try brake cleaner.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 09:43 AM (QQ+il)
Shoe polish is wax based. Heat is the answer. Try sandwiching the stain between two pieces of expendable cloth, and iron at the highest temp your pants will allow. If all else fails (I just noticed the "liquid" base in your comment), try acetone, available at hardware stores. It's a mighty solvent. Use rubber gloves. It dries out your hands on contact.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2018 09:43 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: bluebell
Try a solvent cleaner called Goof Off. It that won't do it, go straight to the moment of silence for those pants.
Posted by: Muad'dib
Moment of silence and a phone call to Duluth Trading for a new pair.
Shoe polish is also partly a dye. That's how/why it stains your hands.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 09:43 AM (GWDdA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 09:41 AM (fA1SL)
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Yeah, that's kind of what I thought. And it's not just a dot of shoe polish, it's several largish blobs. It's like black ink.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:43 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 09:43 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 22, 2018 09:43 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:39 AM
Have you given it The Look?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2018 09:44 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 22, 2018 09:44 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 09:44 AM (cAnNx)
Try brake cleaner.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 09:43 AM (QQ+il)
Donate them to Catholic Charities, buy new pants.
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 09:44 AM (zSVEm)
There's a bunch of chemicals that can do the job but they're very powerful and will probably undye the khaki plus they're devilishly hard to get ahold of in small lots.
That's why dyeing the pants may be the cheapest easiest solution. (SWIDT)
You could tray a darker shade of khaki dye but the spot will probably show up.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 09:44 AM (3YVDU)
shorts on, and calf length dark socks... saw one once wearing wing tips
with shorts... this can be found notably in Floriduh...
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 09:42 AM (zSVEm)
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I don't care what they wear so long as they are not passing gas everywhere.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 22, 2018 09:44 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: kraken
You have to go with 11" or 12" inseams on the shorts. 7" will let the old man balls escape.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 09:45 AM (GWDdA)
Speaking of cleaning, anyone know how to get liquid black shoe polish
out of khaki pants? I've tried Shout (the product, not yelling at the
pants), ammonia, rubbing alcohol, and soaking for a day in OxiClean. No
joy.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:39 AM (oMtOd)
If it is for a teen sew a patch over it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2018 09:45 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:39 AM (oMtOd)
Have you tried yelling at the pants?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 09:45 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2018 09:43 AM (ty7RM)
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Now that you say that, I did see somewhere to use acetone-based nail polish remover. I guess I can try that. What have I got to lose?
These pants are part of my son's work uniform which was issued to him. That's why I'm trying to hard to salvage them instead of just tossing them or giving them a Viking funeral, which is what I'm tempted to do.
And these are my son
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:45 AM (oMtOd)
shorts on, and calf length dark socks... saw one once wearing wing tips
with shorts... this can be found notably in Floriduh...
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 09:42 AM (zSVEm)
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I don't care what they wear so long as they are not passing gas everywhere.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 22, 2018 09:44 AM (5NMZN)
And dribbling, always with the dribbling....
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 09:45 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 22, 2018 09:46 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2018 09:46 AM (sjdRT)
Look I know hair can be a pain. But it's not a very good look the way most women do it.
I call them 'Knot Heads' cause of the knot they make on top of their hair.
It's an UGLY LOOK ladies. Men and Women have a responsibility to try and look nice when out in public unless you are working or need to do stuff before you get home from work.
It's like the broken windows theory of law enforcement.
If we all go looking like shlubs who don't give a shit what we look like then we degrade ourselves and degrade our culture.
Try to look civilized please. (and I'm talking to men too. They have some bad habits. Of clothing mostly)
Harumph harumph. Getteth thee off my meadow.
This. Or when they pull their hair back over the top of their head, creating a large hump. It's not a beehive look, it's just... sloppy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 09:46 AM (Tnhbr)
Or at least that's what I would have told my model were I this artist.
Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2018 09:46 AM (FfIBA)
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Cutoffs.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 09:47 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 09:47 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2018 09:44 AM (ctuyM)
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By "it" do you mean my son, or the pants?
In any case, the answer is yes.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:47 AM (oMtOd)
You have to go with 11" or 12" inseams on the shorts. 7" will let the old man balls escape.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 09:45 AM (GWDdA)
Heh heh... Gravity is kind of inexorable....
Posted by: kraken at May 22, 2018 09:47 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 09:48 AM (QQ+il)
Yeah, I hate when guys do that....
Oh, and morning, y'all.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 22, 2018 09:48 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 22, 2018 09:48 AM (Fb9aZ)
out of khaki pants?
Blowtorch.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 09:48 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 22, 2018 09:48 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2018 09:48 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Pete in TX at May 22, 2018 09:48 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2018 09:48 AM (ty7RM)
Of course, by the time you've paid for all those solvents if you don't already have them (okay, you can find a use for the gasoline...) you could have bought new pants.
Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2018 09:49 AM (FfIBA)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 09:49 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:49 AM (oMtOd)
calif congressman Sedwell, or whatever his name is, really believe the
horseshit and fantasy they spew. I don't think so, I think they know
(maybe not that guy, he's a complete retard) that they're just mouthing
bullshit for the stupid low IQ masses and are fully aware that they're
spinning for the fluff brains.
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 09:49 AM (+xe3a)
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Fine on Wednesdays.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 22, 2018 09:49 AM (5NMZN)
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Probably made in China.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 09:50 AM (+y/Ru)
You are doomed.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 09:50 AM (Zfvaz)
out of khaki pants?
Die the rest of the pants black also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 09:50 AM (Lg2h/)
Interesting. I wonder if America has any such active art production today? Not just enclaves, like Brooklyn or Long Beach, but actual commercial efforts to create and market art?
Anyway, Paxton seems to have appreciated women of the red-haired persuasion.
https://tinyurl.com/ycz4se7g
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 09:50 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2018 09:50 AM (mpXpK)
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So what's the problem. At least you got your clothes cleaned at a cheap price.
Posted by: SH at May 22, 2018 09:50 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 22, 2018 09:51 AM (Y9uH4)
Posted by: Gumby at May 22, 2018 09:51 AM (2LelM)
The chlorinated stuff has its uses, if used in small quantities and with proper care.
Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2018 09:51 AM (FfIBA)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 09:50 AM (Zfvaz)
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That seems to be the consensus. Okay, I'm running up the white flag.
Thanks for all the suggestions, everyone!
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:51 AM (oMtOd)
out of khaki pants?
HOT water, 2 scoops of oxyclean powder, 48 hours.
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 09:52 AM (+xe3a)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 09:52 AM (QQ+il)
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Senator Ron Johnson Questions: "Sensitive Matters Team" - New Emails Show FBI and DOJ Discussing Dossier Briefing For CNN Release The Last Refuge
Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 09:52 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: NCKate at May 22, 2018 09:52 AM (0NP56)
Forgot acetone.
Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2018 09:52 AM (FfIBA)
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So what's the problem. At least you got your clothes cleaned at a cheap price.
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By the way this is a great example of government overreach. Remember when Congress passed a law to deal with cheap dry cleaning. Of course not, they didn't do it. The EPA just took it upon itself to make its own laws.
And according to Diane Feinstein, the EPA is completely independent of not only Congress and the President, but also the DOJ. Its like the 5th branch of government.
Posted by: SH at May 22, 2018 09:53 AM (sX1BW)
calif congressman Sedwell, or whatever his name is, really believe the horseshit and fantasy they spew. I don't think so, I think they know
(maybe not that guy, he's a complete retard) that they're just mouthing
bullshit for the stupid low IQ masses and are fully aware that they're
spinning for the fluff brains.
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Prohibition! Sung to the tune of FOtR, Tradition.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 09:53 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:49 AM (oMtOd)
When she shows up for a date with the messy bun, yoga pants, and a fleece jacket, I'm guessing that a whole lot of effort wasn't put into preparing.
And spending a lot of effort to look messy is stupid. Look classy and put-together. Like an adult should.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 09:53 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at May 22, 2018 09:53 AM (VWO/d)
--
(Image searches for "chignon")
(Pauses to realize most guys have a hairdo fetish)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 09:54 AM (VgKNm)
calif congressman Sedwell, or whatever his name is, really believe the horseshit and fantasy they spew. I don't think so, I think they know (maybe not that guy, he's a complete retard) that they're just mouthing bullshit for the stupid low IQ masses and are fully aware that they're spinning for the fluff brains.
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It's the eternal paradox. It's impossible to believe anybody could be that stupid but also impossible to believe anybody could be that dishonest.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)
NSFW.
Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2018 09:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 09:52 AM (QQ+il)
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We have the paste kind here at home, but he noticed at work they had liquid available for them to use, so one day he did.
He's since found out he's not the first one to ruin a pair of pants that way.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:54 AM (oMtOd)
my go to cleaner is a combination of dawn and hydrogen peroxide. Put a small amount of dawn in a measuring cup, add enough hydrogen peroxide to turn the mixture clear, then stir (check on a hidden part of the fabric first for color fastness). Apply, rub into the stain, give it five minutes, then put into the washer. Sometimes with difficult stains it takes two or three tries, but so far has always worked for me.
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at May 22, 2018 09:54 AM (YuQLm)
Personally, I like the "messy" look. But then I like outdoorsy girls who like to do stuff and get dirty.
They tend to be more fun.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 09:55 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at May 22, 2018 09:53 AM (VWO/d)
Well, of course. That was just for that news cycle.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 09:55 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Bubba at May 22, 2018 09:55 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2018 09:55 AM (2K6fY)
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Ha ha ha. This is where HR departments lead you to. Pointless, illogical policies.
Posted by: SH at May 22, 2018 09:55 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 09:54 AM (VgKNm)
Meh, a good hairstyle reflects the mood, and I like it when a woman's hair is up and shows off the curve of her neck.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 09:56 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 22, 2018 09:56 AM (87ijN)
OH yeah. It's a real good degreaser for assembly and prep purposes.
The MSDS for it is ridiculous. Thicker than the one for Tritium. And its half life is longer. that crap lasts FOREVER.
and it's being heavier than water is a feature not a bug when degreasing parts that have been in a water based cooling fluid, flushes that out too.
You can save dirty Trike and reuse it over an over again.
Nasty stuff though.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 09:56 AM (3YVDU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I can believe dishonest. Hard to believe people can be that stoopid and function in life.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 09:56 AM (GWDdA)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 09:53 AM (Tnhbr)
And if you can't afford classy clothes, get a second fvcking job.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 09:57 AM (WDCYi)
But she still can't get the hang of french braids
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 09:57 AM (hMwEB)
What's it been, a day or two?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 09:57 AM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2018 09:55 AM (2K6fY)
You could sleep in your clothes.
Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2018 09:58 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Hikaru
I figure one fucking job is enough
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 22, 2018 09:58 AM (FZYNt)
And spending a lot of effort to look messy is stupid. Look classy and put-together. Like an adult should.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 09:53 AM (Tnhbr)
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Agree 100%. There's no excuse for wearing that kind of clothing anywhere but to exercise. And throwing one's hair into a blob on top of her head with no attention to detail should also be reserved for working out.
I'm thinking more of the kind of hair-dos that women will do on a hot day to get their hair off their neck, but still look nice. But I think most of the guys here must be thinking of the blob.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:58 AM (oMtOd)
Oh yeah. Problem is/was, the "proper care" caveat. i cleaned up site near the Meramec river that was contaminated by trich. They made hardware for the Apollo program. This company would take their equipment out and literally hose it down with trichloroethene/ethyelene, can't remember exact chemical.
Anyway, the loader got about 10 feet down, and the smell of trich was as pungent as the day they sprayed it.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2018 09:58 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2018 09:58 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 22, 2018 09:56 AM (87ijN)
Seeing if they forgot to itemize something so she can steal it?
Posted by: Buzzion at May 22, 2018 09:59 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2018 10:00 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 10:00 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2018 09:55 AM (2K6fY)
Don't you know that/it's different for girls.
Posted by: Zod Jackson at May 22, 2018 10:00 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at May 22, 2018 09:54 AM (YuQLm)
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Thanks, LMD. I do use that combination too! And it is pretty miraculous for most things. I didn't think it would be enough to get the shoe polish out, but maybe I should try it anyway.
At this point it's all just a science experiment anyway. Where's Jay Guevara when I need him?
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:00 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 09:57 AM (WDCYi)
Dressing well is less a function of the expense of the clothes, than it is about knowing how to dress to fit your body type and the situation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 10:01 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 10:01 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 22, 2018 10:01 AM (aVYsC)
Posted by: pogomip at May 22, 2018 10:01 AM (pbYiF)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 09:57 AM (WDCYi)
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They're not bespoke garments to pass on to your children, but places like Penneys and Belk sell very serviceable button down shirts and slacks for $10-$20 on sale every month. Probably cheaper than many t-shirts and sweatpants.
Spend $150-$200 on decent shoes and the same amount on a couple of nice sport coats and you'll have lots of women complaining to their husbands about why they don't dress that way and lots of men speeding up their work because they're not sure if you're a higher-up or not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 10:01 AM (VgKNm)
BSR, Times Beach?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 10:01 AM (GWDdA)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2018 10:02 AM (pxOl8)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 10:02 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
some women look good in anything. Melania Trump could wear a potato sack and look stunning
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2018 10:02 AM (FZYNt)
But when the deep state attempts a coup the left starts shrieking about the danger of dragging the coup out into the open.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 22, 2018 10:02 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 10:01 AM (Boy/L)
Well, it was sitting right there, and I had the stove element red hot and two butter knives . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2018 10:02 AM (2K6fY)
Smart lass.
"Who's is this Paoulo guy?"
Posted by: The Maid at May 22, 2018 10:03 AM (PbH71)
Job application response to "Why do you want to toil here?" "Because I'm a dedicated follower of fashion."
Posted by: Zod Brummell at May 22, 2018 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Kim Jong Fun-Yun at May 22, 2018 10:03 AM (pxOl8)
wife has asked me a couple times "why do you like Chrissy Hynde so much? Her music is ok, but the way act like she's the greatest thing ever."
eh, best bet is to just change the subject. "Look! A Squirrel!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2018 10:03 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 10:01 AM (Boy/L)
You've been hacked by NAMBLA
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 10:03 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 10:01 AM (Tnhbr)
For a woman, maybe.
A man should likely always be dressed for business if not at home.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 10:03 AM (WDCYi)
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The complete reversal is going to be fun.
Posted by: SH at May 22, 2018 10:04 AM (sX1BW)
This one looks like she and William had a wild night out and now are finally starting the day.
https://tinyurl.com/y75hvksn
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 10:04 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 10:01 AM (Boy/L)
your pizza order has been placed
Posted by: John Podesta at May 22, 2018 10:04 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2018 10:04 AM (ctuyM)
Thor Halvorssen, a human rights activist who testified against Fusion GPS before the Senate Intel Committee the same day Bill Browder did, just filed a RICO suit agains Fusion.
https://tinyurl.com/y79bvh7h
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 10:04 AM (/tuJf)
Plus don't they have a company come and pick them up and clean them? They'll take care of it or replace it. (maybe. He might get a rocket from the boss about it)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 10:04 AM (3YVDU)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 10:04 AM (hMwEB)
of clothing anywhere but to exercise. And throwing one's hair into a
blob on top of her head with no attention to detail should also be
reserved for working out.
I'm thinking more of the kind of hair-dos that women will do on a
hot day to get their hair off their neck, but still look nice. But I
think most of the guys here must be thinking of the blob.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:58 AM (oMtOd)
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Camo for men gets me. They even make "dress" camo these days, too. Do what you want, but if you're not coming from or headed to the hunt, camo is never the right choice.
Gun shows are the best, though. You can tell people put a lot of thought into their camo wardrobe. To get the attention of other men, mind you.
Grown ups in pajamas trumps everything, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 10:05 AM (VgKNm)
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:05 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 22, 2018 10:05 AM (72PAC)
I was like "Um, you do know you're in Colorado, right? If I wanted hash, which I don't, I could just-oh I don't know-GO TO THE FREAKIN' STORE AND BUY IT?"
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2018 10:05 AM (pxOl8)
Thanks, that was a pretty nice selection. Paxton really could paint.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 22, 2018 10:06 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 10:06 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:06 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Rick in SK
I bet Melania would look great wearing nothing at all
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 10:06 AM (8ikIW)
Well it turns out ALL refugees meant only a tiny fraction. Canada has rejected the asylum claims of 91% of the Haitian refugees who have gone north, and @ 67% of the Nigerian refugees who have sought asylum there.
Being welcoming and tolerant and inclusive of hordes of unskilled, uneducated, hostile, welfare-dependent, brown folks looked so easy on paper, right Justin? But in actual practice, not so much.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 22, 2018 10:06 AM (fqUgw)
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I've had one for years. Otherwise I'm a frizzball too.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:07 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 10:06 AM (8ikIW)
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Maybe a chignon.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 10:07 AM (VgKNm)
Venezuelan. His testimony was pretty hair raising. I could have made a messy man bun after listening to it if my hair was long enough.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 10:08 AM (/tuJf)
https://tinyurl.com/y7zdck5o
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 10:08 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 10:08 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
some women look good in anything. Melania Trump could wear a potato sack and look stunning
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2018 10:02 AM (FZYNt)
But why would she borrow from Michelle's wardrobe.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 22, 2018 10:08 AM (Fwgg7)
There's a word for them I think it's volatility?
The stuff evaporates fairly quickly which is why it's dangerous it gets in your lungs real quick.
Dang there's a name for it but i can't think of it.
Plus all the chlorine atoms get broke out in normal air and turn into even worse stuff.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 10:08 AM (3YVDU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2018 10:09 AM (1ISKN)
about the threat of authoritarian government in the U.S. which, no
doubt points a finger at Trump.
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Likewise, Madeleine Albright has written "Fascism: A Warning". Makes Jonah Goldberg's book on "fascism" look good in comparison. Quite an accomplishment of sorts.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 22, 2018 10:09 AM (5NMZN)
calif congressman Sedwell, or whatever his name is, really believe the horseshit and fantasy they spew."
If this was that clown on TuCa last night, it was interesting in a backhanded way. He was going to detail the "evidence" of Trump's collusion with the Russians - and he had absolutely nothing except the same old bullshit that they were all shouting about 17 months ago. (Trump called out the Russians at a campaign rally, OMG!!!) It was rather amazing to see him inadvertently admit that they had turned up absolutely nothing new in the entire investigation.
And then TuCa asked him about his public call for gun confiscation, and he spent the entire segment walking that back and claiming that he never meant to cal for gun confiscation. Kind of a "how dare you take the words I wrote seriously!!!" moment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2018 10:09 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: hillary, dowager countess of chappaqua at May 22, 2018 10:09 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: Buzzion
Michelle dressed like the sofa. which made her look like a sofa with a boob belt,
and the media swooned
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2018 10:10 AM (FZYNt)
VERY close to Times Bitch. Different environmental f-up. Times Beach was caused by a guy named Russell Bliss who used contaminated waste oil to spray down gravel roads. The particular load he used had dioxin in it. (Dioxin was used to cool and preserve oil in electrical xformers IIRC. The stupid part about that NON-disaster: the Meramec had flooded Times Beach many, MANY times since the original contamination. And, oil floats. So, the load of dioxin was somewhere out in the Gulf years ago.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2018 10:11 AM (ty7RM)
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Those belts were awful.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:11 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 22, 2018 10:11 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Rick in SK
I bet Melania would look great wearing nothing at all.
just red pumps.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2018 10:11 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: rockysan99 at May 22, 2018 10:12 AM (m7LQK)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2018 10:12 AM (pxOl8)
A man should likely always be dressed for business if not at home.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 10:03 AM (WDCYi)
I wear slacks and a polo shirt. I'll dress down to jeans if I'm just running errands. I'll admit that if I'm just running to the grocery store I won't change out of my painting clothes (jeans and a t-shirt), and boots, but anywhere else I try to look presentable.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 10:12 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2018 10:12 AM (ZGrMX)
BUT, if you look dirty or smell dirty (work-related dirt excluded) then I take notice.
Posted by: Bubba at May 22, 2018 10:12 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 22, 2018 10:13 AM (CDETr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2018 10:09 AM (V2Yro)
That reminds me, whatever happened to the "OK, let's kill them so we can take their guns once they're dead!" guy?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 10:13 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 10:14 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Soona at May 22, 2018 10:14 AM (Fs5vw)
Reading the tweets and posts of lefty nuts like Jon Favreau and his partner in life Tommy Veitor, they are pushing the idea that Trump has "corrupted", ie sold to the highest bidder, foreign policy and economic policy.
I have no idea why they say these things. But now I see the Congressional Dumpocrats are appropriating Drain the Swamp! for themselves, but trying to apply it to the right. So it seems a theme is developing for the fall: Trump is corrupt.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 10:14 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2018 10:14 AM (Evws/)
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I think he's a Hawaiian judge now.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:14 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2018 09:27 AM (88xKn)
Must be the OSHA version.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 22, 2018 10:14 AM (X8DLV)
The all-caps MUELLER IS OUR SAVIOUR crowd has been saying that for over a year.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2018 10:15 AM (ZGrMX)
Jeff Flake
@JeffFlake
Determining who or what is investigated by the DOJ is not the President's call. Deputy AG Rosenstein's referral to the Inspector General is the right move. The White House should in no way hinder or impact the ongoing work of Special Counsel Mueller
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 10:15 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2018 10:02 AM (FZYNt)
True, but most women can look good with just a bit of effort. A lot of them won't even make that amount of effort.
Spend $150-$200 on decent shoes and the same amount on a couple of nice sport coats and you'll have lots of women complaining to their husbands about why they don't dress that way and lots of men speeding up their work because they're not sure if you're a higher-up or not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 10:01 AM (VgKNm)
Yup.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 10:15 AM (Tnhbr)
I'm not worried. I'm enjoying the theater.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 10:16 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 10:16 AM (WDCYi)
https://tinyurl.com/y79bvh7h
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 10:04 AM (/tuJf)
Magnitsky Act again. I wonder why there is so much interest in that act?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 22, 2018 10:16 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2018 10:12 AM (ZGrMX)
Misunderstood Yoots?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 10:16 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2018 10:16 AM (pxOl8)
It's like how smiling (even forced) will make you feel better and will cause others to react to you nicer and feel better themselves.
Defy the Law of Gravity: Smile!
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 10:17 AM (3YVDU)
Lululemon yoga pants are well over $100. If that fleece jacket is Patagonia, then it's over $300. Some random schmuck wouldn't know that you're actually sorta dressed up, but only someone who recognizes the label would know and you only care about them anyway.
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:17 AM (+xe3a)
VERY close to Times Bitch. Different environmental f-up. Times Beach was caused by a guy named Russell Bliss who used contaminated waste oil to spray down gravel roads.
Was a youngster living in St. Louis when Times Beach went tits up the first time. (1970 or so)
Bliss f'd up a bunch of locations.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 10:17 AM (GWDdA)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2018 10:17 AM (O033+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 10:17 AM (NL+DJ)
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2018 10:17 AM (N1n6U)
Posted by: mrs macbeth scottish play at May 22, 2018 10:18 AM (Evws/)
Hey asshole, guess what, I blame it on you for not securing your weapons. How'd ya like them apples
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 10:18 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 22, 2018 10:18 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2018 09:27 AM (88xKn)
Must be the OSHA version.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz!
Printed in 25 different languages.
Le Dooster de Fehtar....
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 10:18 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 10:18 AM (NL+DJ)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2018 10:18 AM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2018 09:55 AM (2K6fY)
I always remember a line from the sitcom Rhoda...
"Takes me 4 hours to get the natural look."
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 10:19 AM (Enq6K)
Also, maintaining what you have: I see guys walking around all the time w/the back button off of their back pockets. They know it's gone, just get it sewn on. i wrote a piece called "Your Career is Hanging by a Thread." It had a lot of professional wardrobe tips:
-Replace cracked missing buttons from shirts/pants
-Wear a white undershirt under a white dress shirt. the shirt will look whiter, and no one wants to see your nipples
-Get rid of unservicable pieces: it will give you MORE clothing choices, b/c you know everything is clean, fits, in good repair and accessible.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2018 10:19 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 10:05 AM
Say, how about a discussion about health care insurance?
#GetTalking
Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 22, 2018 10:19 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:19 AM (+xe3a)
Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2018 10:19 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 10:19 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 10:20 AM (Zfvaz)
Consuela brings Hillary's classified faxes to her.
There, that's better.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 09:32 AM (VgKNm)
On the subject of Consuela, I wonder if the "irregularities" Trump asked the DOJ to look into would cover the irregular treatment of a person like her , compared to a fellow like Flynn and his son.
Cause I am thinking that the severe deviations from the DOJ/FBI SOP in many cases is so stark, that pleading oopsie (negligence) really is not in the mix and they are looking for they higher standard of gross negligence and reckless conduct.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2018 10:20 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 10:20 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2018 10:20 AM (pxOl8)
It's like how smiling (even forced) will make you feel better and will cause others to react to you nicer and feel better themselves.
Defy the Law of Gravity: Smile!
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 10:17 AM (3YVDU)
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You're right on both counts! I'm certainly no fashion plate, but I do try to look decent when I leave the house (and even when I don't, as an example to my kids). And especially when I am out somewhere with my husband, whether it's a work-related function or just a run to the hardware store.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:20 AM (oMtOd)
He does dress up on Sunday. The robe, the stole, the vestments or whatever they're called. He could be naked under there and no one would know.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:20 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2018 10:20 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I'm trying
Posted by: John McCain's tumour at May 22, 2018 10:20 AM (FZYNt)
up, but only someone who recognizes the label would know and you only
care about them anyway.
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My sister made a lot of extra $$$ in school (in 80s) sewing random Calvin underwear labels over visible blue jeans labels. Ironic hipsters even way back then.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 10:20 AM (MIKMs)
https://bit.ly/2kkrLnL
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2018 10:22 AM (xBSm0)
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:22 AM (lwiT4)
Trump! has not tweeted all morning.
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 10:22 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:49 AM (oMtOd)
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Very nice suggestion although OM might be somewhat upset with the use of the chess table.
Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 10:23 AM (6oxBO)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 22, 2018 10:24 AM (AM1GF)
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The truly practical reason is sweat stains. Keeps the stains off the expensive shirts -- even the best dry cleaners can't deal with set-in armpit stains.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 10:24 AM (MIKMs)
"Takes me 4 hours to get the natural look."
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 10:19 AM (Enq6K)
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A couple of years ago I was looking at some clickbait article on Daily Mail that showed a model wearing two different styles of makeup - one that looked obviously made up, and one that was more the "natural look" - and asked people (can't remember if they just asked men, or men and women) which they liked better. The funniest thing was that they listed the products used and how long it took to achieve each "look," and the "natural look" took far longer than the obviously made up look!
What we women go through to look natural!!!
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:24 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2018 10:24 AM (rnAwa)
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Conversely, have your shirt cuffs monogrammed, and I will immediately assume that you are an ego-involved shitheel. That may not prove to be the case, but it will be my first assumption.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 10:24 AM (NL+DJ)
-Replace cracked missing buttons from shirts/pants
-Wear a white undershirt under a white dress shirt. the shirt will look whiter, and no one wants to see your nipples
-Get rid of unservicable pieces: it will give you MORE clothing choices, b/c you know everything is clean, fits, in good repair and accessible.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2018 10:19 AM (ty7RM)
I wrote down a bunch of "life advice" stuff ala Jordan Peterson, and one of the first things was, "Appearance matters." It really does. How you look says a lot about how you view yourself and other people. It says whether you're sloppy, fastidious, overly casual, or uptight. A poor appearance can be physically uncomfortable for other people to look at. When you are clean, groomed, and dressed well, you send the signal that you respect other people and you want them to focus on your words/ideas.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 10:24 AM (Tnhbr)
Someone tried to sell me hash yesterday.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
__________________
WAS IT WILLOW?!1/!?!?!
FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 22, 2018 10:25 AM (mPeei)
Trump! has not tweeted all morning.
He has meetings on the Korea Summit on the agenda today. Busy day filled with top-level meetings, I'm sure.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2018 10:25 AM (pxOl8)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:25 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at May 22, 2018 09:30 AM
Noooo!
Posted by: Ralph and Mortimer Duke at May 22, 2018 10:26 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:26 AM (lwiT4)
Trump! has not tweeted all morning.
Posted by: Bruce
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Any further reports on the color of the smoke from the WH chimney?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 10:26 AM (NL+DJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 10:26 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Aw heck. I was hoping he was personally tying the nooses today.
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 10:27 AM (8ikIW)
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Conversely, have your shirt cuffs monogrammed, and I will immediately assume that you are an ego-involved shitheel. That may not prove to be the case, but it will be my first assumption.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 10:24 AM (NL+DJ)
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What if they're not my initials?
What if I go with "SMOD"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 10:27 AM (n9gGi)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 22, 2018 10:18 AM (H80UQ)
Prayers for her, Donna.
Hopefully just hemorrhoids or something like that.
Btw if it is then the GI doc will probably tell her to increase fiber.
Worst advice ever!!!! Will set her up for life long problems.
Much better off cutting out all fiber/wheat/grain and going to a low-residue diet.
Look up the book The Fiber Menace.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 22, 2018 10:28 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: JTB at May 22, 2018 10:28 AM (V+03K)
What if they're not my initials?
What if I go with "SMOD"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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"MAGA"
See if anyone notices.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 10:29 AM (NL+DJ)
Really? Holy shite. What's amazing to me is this sort of took on a life of it's own. That hairdo cropped up seemingly quickly.
I don't watch tv so I asked friends if there was some new popular tv actress who wore their hair like that.
Couldn't find anyone who said there was but I think it's being copied as that's the usual way fashions spread through mimicking someone popular in real life.
Hey it never bothered me until I looked around and it seemed that 3/4's of women had their hair like that.
And the way it's mostly done is (to me) kinda unattractive.
I know long hair is a real bitch. I grew mine down to my shoulder blades and it got old real fast having to take care of it.
Maybe it's just my old geezerhood coming out.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 10:29 AM (3YVDU)
Posted by: micky at May 22, 2018 10:29 AM (dF9Lb)
The elder son of the wealthy family she works for is gonna knock her up any day now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2018 10:30 AM (G+x7t)
will immediately assume that you are an ego-involved shitheel. That may
not prove to be the case, but it will be my first assumption.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 10:24 AM (NL+DJ)
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I have no problem with this assumption.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at May 22, 2018 10:30 AM (vDapD)
Also, maintaining what you have: I see guys walking around all the
time w/the back button off of their back pockets. They know it's gone,
just get it sewn on. i wrote a piece called "Your Career is Hanging by a
Thread." It had a lot of professional wardrobe tips:
-Replace cracked missing buttons from shirts/pants
-Wear a white undershirt under a white dress shirt. the shirt will look whiter, and no one wants to see your nipples
-Get rid of unservicable pieces: it will give you MORE clothing
choices, b/c you know everything is clean, fits, in good repair and
accessible.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2018 10:19 AM
One of my pet peeves is men in pants that are just a bit too short.
And... "yeah, I've gained a bit of weight, so these pants are a bit tight."
Men: why are you wearing pants that are a bit too short and a bit too tight?
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2018 10:30 AM (0s3bJ)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 22, 2018 10:18 AM (H80UQ)
Prayers up Donna! Far too young to be facing that kind of problem.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 10:30 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 22, 2018 10:30 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 22, 2018 10:30 AM (RuIsu)
Always expect the worst and you'll never be diasappointed
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:30 AM (O2RFr)
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Now you tell me
https://tinyurl.com/y992jf85
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2018 10:30 AM (7HtZB)
I hear that a lot from people who don't love fucking science.
Posted by: Neil Degauss Tyson at May 22, 2018 10:31 AM (87ijN)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 10:31 AM (r9UYA)
Trump! has not tweeted all morning.
Posted by: Bruce
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Any further reports on the color of the smoke from the WH chimney?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Pop smoke! Pop smoke!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 10:31 AM (GWDdA)
Men: why are you wearing pants that are a bit too short and a bit too tight?
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2018 10:30 AM (0s3bJ)
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Because we've been body-shamed into needing approval for our shapes.
And sometimes that means lying to ourselves about how fat we actually are.
We should start some kind of movement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 10:31 AM (n9gGi)
Prayers offered
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:31 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:24 AM (oMtOd)
No shit!
Such a time suck.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 10:31 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2018 10:20 AM (EyPfd)
I was trying to figure out why the Baltimore County cop was doing 90 on the shoulder on the beltway yesterday. Such a shame...
Posted by: Timon at May 22, 2018 10:31 AM (NTM5E)
I think she is either reading the Man of the House's wager tally for the games played at the table, or the manual of what she cleans today and where the pieces are placed around the house.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2018 10:31 AM (ymnmz)
Always expect the worst and you'll never be diasappointed
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:30 AM (O2RFr)
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So...the Hillary magically becomes president scenario is going down today?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 10:32 AM (n9gGi)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 10:32 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:32 AM (+xe3a)
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If you have a monogram on both the left and right sleeves it's OK because then it is stereo and gives off cool vibes of the wearer being trendy and up-to-date on all matters.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 22, 2018 10:32 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)
I didn't say Armageddon
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:33 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Since I retired, I'm a proud member of the "I'll dress anyway I want to" movement
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 10:33 AM (8ikIW)
And you'll waste a huge amount of time being needlessly depressed and angry.
I'd rather stay informed and be skeptical but willing to see things the way they are not the way the media wants me to see them.
Anyway, time to brush my hair, but on formal shorts and flip flops and head to the boat.
Ta.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 10:33 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 10:33 AM (/yZWq)
COW FART TAX!
Bill Nye: Taxing Cow Farts A 'Fantastic Thing For The World'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)
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Generic snark about taxing being wonderful, but it's not actually.
I just don't have the energy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 10:33 AM (n9gGi)
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Learn how to find deals at Goodwill and thrift stores. 90% of all my clothes are from thrifting. Good stuff. Duluth Trading Co, Orvis, LL Bean, Land's End, Tommy Bahama, North Face, etc.
Posted by: Jolo at May 22, 2018 10:34 AM (WrMOC)
Just keep biting that pillow, Jeffie.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 22, 2018 10:34 AM (5I0ZI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 10:34 AM (+y/Ru)
Always expect the worst and you'll never be diasappointed
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:30 AM (O2RFr)
Continuous complaining gets tedious - ask the parent of any teenager. It becomes just a variant of "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 22, 2018 10:34 AM (hLRSq)
And you'll waste a huge amount of time being needlessly depressed and angry.
Didn't mean it that way... If you expect nothing good will come of this debacle you will be pleasantly surprised.. If nothing good happens you will be prepared ...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:34 AM (O2RFr)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ygunc9
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 10:35 AM (LISuA)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ygunc9
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 10:35 AM (LISuA)
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They had Ace's time travel machine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 10:35 AM (n9gGi)
Because we've been body-shamed into needing approval for our shapes.
And sometimes that means lying to ourselves about how fat we actually are.
We should start some kind of movement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 10:31 AM
Too tight pants make you look even heavier. And too short... LOL. That just says "I've returned form working in the flood."
I *suspect* ya'all just don't want to go shopping for new pants.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2018 10:35 AM (0s3bJ)
Love Sharyl
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:35 AM (O2RFr)
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Learn how to find deals at Goodwill and thrift stores. 90% of all my clothes are from thrifting. Good stuff. Duluth Trading Co, Orvis, LL Bean, Land's End, Tommy Bahama, North Face, etc.
Posted by: Jolo at May 22, 2018 10:34 AM (WrMOC)
Take advantage of season end sales - buy winter clothes in spring, and vice versa. With so many Sears, JC Penneys et al going out of business, good bargains can be found at stores that are closing
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2018 10:35 AM (7HtZB)
What if I go with "SMOD"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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"MAGA"
See if anyone notices.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Most monograms only do three letters. 1st, middle, last.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 10:36 AM (GWDdA)
I *suspect* ya'all just don't want to go shopping for new pants.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2018 10:35 AM (0s3bJ)
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...You've been talking to Dolley, haven't you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 10:36 AM (n9gGi)
Posted by: Jolo at May 22, 2018 10:34 AM (WrMOC)
Me too... You can find good things
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:36 AM (O2RFr)
Most monograms only do three letters. 1st, middle, last.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 10:36 AM (GWDdA)
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I don't play anybody's rules, not even my own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 10:36 AM (n9gGi)
The Age of Stupid abides.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 10:29 AM (3YVDU)
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I doubt it! As I said later on, maybe you all are thinking of the blob women throw their hair into when they are exercising.
If you want to see what I'm talking about, here's a link:
https://tinyurl.com/yawnwdlw
Also, to put it in a bit of perspective, Meghan Markle's hair for the wedding was considered to be a "messy bun" of a sort.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 10:23 AM (6oxBO)
Damn straight. Chess tables aren't holding areas for vases and other assorted knick-knacks.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (lYlRK)
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 10:33 AM (8ikIW)
Hear hear!
Posted by: Soona at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (+xe3a)
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 10:36 AM (GWDdA)
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Not mine.
Posted by: Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (TbzkZ)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (r9UYA)
Adam Schiff's tongue.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (WDCYi)
We recently looked into why **** was running slow and found that a large contributor to the network saturation is because a large number of personnel in the Agency are streaming Netflix and Hulu to their workstations, which is contruting to excessive utilization of our **** bandwidth. As a result, we have blocked both Netflix and Hulu.....
Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (Bdeb0)
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Really? I thought her hair looked very nice.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (lwiT4)
clothes are from thrifting. Good stuff. Duluth Trading Co, Orvis, LL
Bean, Land's End, Tommy Bahama, North Face, etc.
Posted by: Jolo at May 22, 2018 10:34
Every Friday- and maybe Saturday, I'm not sure-- Salvation Army has 5 for $5 of a certain color tag. Find a store in the right neighborhood and you're golden.
Also.. .Salvation Army does carry have the occasional new piece of clothing as well.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (0s3bJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 10:39 AM (fA1SL)
Since I retired, I'm a proud member of the "I'll dress anyway I want to" movement
Posted by: Bruce
Leisure Engineer is a position I aspire to.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 10:39 AM (r9UYA)
Ta.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 10:33 AM (/tuJf)
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Don't bother brushing your hair. Just throw it in a messy bun.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:39 AM (oMtOd)
We recently looked into why **** was running slow and found that a large contributor to the network saturation is because a large number of personnel in the Agency are streaming Netflix and Hulu to their workstations, which is contruting to excessive utilization of our **** bandwidth. As a result, we have blocked both Netflix and Hulu.....
Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (Bdeb0)
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A few years ago that happened in my company.
They blocked the services AND fired the worst offenders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2018 10:39 AM (n9gGi)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (r9UYA)
*blinks*
You are so dead.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 22, 2018 10:39 AM (hLRSq)
COW FART TAX!
Bill Nye: Taxing Cow Farts A 'Fantastic Thing For The World'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)
Doesn't he know that Cow burps release more CO2 than their farts?
Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2018 10:39 AM (WWTgX)
Damn thing falls apart about a third of the way thru.
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 10:39 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (+xe3a)
90% of women who wear capris shouldn't. It just makes their ass look fat.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 10:39 AM (Tnhbr)
Not me certainly, I only want for the DOJ to get into the fight against evil-doers. So far, they haven't. So far, in fact, the only indictments are against Trump people. Has McCabe been threatened with losing his house, a la Caputo or Flynn? Comey? Has Sally Yates?
We will all celebrate when those people are facing judicial demands for an explanation. Right now it's only being endlessly investigated.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 10:40 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 22, 2018 10:40 AM (Pg+x7)
*****************************************
It goes through your skin and into your system, rubber gloves are a must. Ditto that for benzene and xylene.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 22, 2018 10:40 AM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 10:40 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Under Fire
Divorce attorneys.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 10:40 AM (GWDdA)
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LOL Half my summer wardrobe is capris.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:40 AM (lwiT4)
And if they don't then you wouldn't care what they think anyway.
Guys: you dress to the level you can afford but at least be neat and clean.
To me the worst criticism is to be called "unkempt". Zing!
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 10:41 AM (3YVDU)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 22, 2018 10:41 AM (Pg+x7)
Yup
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:41 AM (O2RFr)
Divorce lawyers.
Posted by: Circa
Missed it by >_< that much!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 10:41 AM (GWDdA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 10:41 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (Pg+x7)
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Is that a lot or a little? What do we pay the Russkies for trips to the space station?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 22, 2018 10:41 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (lwiT4)
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It did! At least, I thought so. But if you look it up, you'll see what I mean. And supposedly that messy bun took 45 minutes to do.
Here's an example: https://tinyurl.com/y939842x
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:41 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Bruce
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I have khakis that are fraying slightly at the cuff. I wear them with pride. It shows that they are experienced. Drives Mrs. H. crazy.
I was visiting a friend who is a lawyer in a smallish town, a big fish in a small pond. I noticed that the shirt he was wearing had frayed cuffs. "John", I said, "what in the hell are you doing wearing a shirt with ragged cuffs?" His answer? "I like this shirt."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 10:41 AM (NL+DJ)
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Well, when it's hot, women can either wear capris, and look fat or wear shorts and look really really unattractive.
As for skirts... not everyone wants to deal with them.
And don't get me started on sleeveless summer dresses. Looking at the arm fat will make you forget about the fat ass...
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2018 10:42 AM (0s3bJ)
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I have a very small butt and puny little thighs.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:42 AM (lwiT4)
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Probably, but it might take off the varnish as well.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 22, 2018 10:42 AM (JNTt1)
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:38 AM (lwiT4)
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But the dress sucked... Ill fitting and blah
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:42 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 22, 2018 10:43 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: hillary, dowager countess of chappaqua
smells like collusion.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 22, 2018 10:43 AM (v3pYe)
+++++
Jack Straw
+++++
Praying Medic with is take on Q's new posts
Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 10:43 AM (y3aQB)
Yeah, but you'll also need the bigger data package, underbody coating, and alien interference insurance. $300 million.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 10:43 AM (Boy/L)
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If a tshirt doesn't have holes or stains, I'll wear it in public. The ladies at the grocery store were falling down laughing because I am wearing middle school orchestra t-shirts and they know how old my kids are.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM (Bdeb0)
90% of women who wear capris shouldn't. It just makes their ass look fat.
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I have a very small butt and puny little thighs.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:42 AM (lwiT4)
I am taking a break from building a massive stone wall with my bare hands and no shirt on to call you out on your humble brag.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (r9UYA)
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Rub a little liquid Dawn dish detergent into it before you launder it. It should come right out.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM (oMtOd)
Best part is that Brooks Brothers has a "slim fit" polo which is donated constantly (bought by mistake or gifted, I think) and is usually in there with the tags still on. I rake those in along with Vinyard Vines, Lauren and LaCoste. Same with the slacks. My best find was a Louis Vuitton bag for $3.
For the rest, like Jack Rogers and Ugg, Kate Spade and Lily Pulitzer I use Ebay.
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM (+xe3a)
In this way will you truly rock the Seventies vibe.
Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)
Doesn't he know that Cow burps release more CO2 than their farts?
Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2018 10:39 AM (WWTgX)
Well, what he _actually_ cares about is making meat unaffordable to the common person.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2018 10:42 AM
This.
Posted by: The Wookie at May 22, 2018 10:45 AM (ctuyM)
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45 minutes? Wow.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:45 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 10:46 AM (/yZWq)
Especially if they are both in the same area
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2018 10:46 AM (8ikIW)
There's behind the scenes (and strangely not been leaked! That's a tipoff that serious people are involved) activity that is dotting the i's and crossing the t's and waiting for the evidence to be collated and itemized. People have been transferred to lesser responsibilities but kept on to maintain control while they're being deposed. The ones who have retired have no longer any use until the indictments and trials start.
Those hyperventilating the most know what's coming but they have no way out. They're stuck and can only attempt damage control. Patience is in order. Lots of flash and thunder from Mueller but that's because he has nothing else.
The louder they squeal the closer the butcher.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 10:46 AM (3YVDU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2018 10:41 AM (NL+DJ)
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For the record, I'm extremely pro "I like this shirt." If I find one that fits perfectly in the shoulders I'll wear it until the sleeves start falling off.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at May 22, 2018 10:46 AM (vDapD)
Posted by: Abby at May 22, 2018 10:46 AM (8gJav)
354 Bill Nye: Taxing Cow Farts A 'Fantastic Thing For The World'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)
Doesn't he know that Cow burps release more CO2 than their farts?
Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2018 10:39 AM (WWTgX)
Well, what he _actually_ cares about is making meat unaffordable to the common person.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM (WDCYi)
Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell everyone.
Posted by: Lefty Jackass at May 22, 2018 10:46 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2018 10:46 AM (pxOl8)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 10:46 AM (/yZWq)
JWest wipes his ass with such a paltry sum.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 10:47 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:47 AM (+xe3a)
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (+xe3a)
I hate capris!
Some people they look good on...not.me.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 10:47 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 10:42 AM (O2RFr)
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I heard it cost $300,000. Do you think the Queen shelled out for that?
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:47 AM (lwiT4)
Not working in shorts and a tshirt is dumb to begin with, but it's excessively retarded when it's above 70 degrees.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 22, 2018 10:48 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 10:45 AM (lwiT4)
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I know, right? The one good thing about having crazy hair like I do is that it takes about 2 minutes to "style." It never looks the same twice.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:48 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2018 10:48 AM (Evws/)
I thought pants were optional here?
Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)
They are, this is about public appearances.
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:48 AM (+xe3a)
I was going to say that the limited depth of field (only the jar on the right is in crisp focus) meant that it had to be from the photography era, because people didn't see that way before.
Then the date is right on the fricking polaroid. Hmph.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2018 10:49 AM (fuK7c)
I don't know but I doubt it was paid-for by starving Haitians.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2018 10:49 AM (Evws/)
And don't forget those of vegetarians, who have a similar diet.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2018 10:49 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 10:37 AM (r9UYA)
Divorce?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 22, 2018 10:49 AM (lYlRK)
Posted by: dagny
Oh. then screw the public if they done like what I wear it's their problem not mine.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 10:50 AM (Bdeb0)
So let me share a conversation just this morning which I personally had with an unwed mother of two small children.
She: What should I wear, I'm going to a wedding.
Me: What do you normally wear to a wedding
She: I don't know, I've never been to a wedding.
Me: Can you ask some of your friends who have gone to a wedding?
She: None of my friends have ever been to a wedding either.
Me: . . . . .
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2018 10:50 AM (EyPfd)
That once over with a clipper weekly is easy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 10:50 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:47 AM (+xe3a)
A friend posted pictures of her daughter dressed for prom. The girl is very pretty, with really muscular legs (soccer player). The dress was tight and came down to mid-thigh, which made her appear stockier than she actually is.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2018 10:50 AM (Tnhbr)
Not working in shorts and a tshirt is dumb to begin with, but it's excessively retarded when it's above 70 degrees.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 22, 2018 10:48 AM (72PAC)
Pssssht. If someone can't handle 12 hours in August in wool pants/long-sleeved shirt, they can get their fat ass on a treadmill and lay off the pizzas.
*sarcasm, for once*
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 10:50 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 10:47 AM (Enq6K)
Look again. They look bad on everyone if you compare them to full length pants or shorts (if the wearer is young enough).
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:51 AM (+xe3a)
In this way will you truly rock the Seventies vibe.
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Chain mail! I miss that. Oh well, silver duct tape is fun if you use the origami folding for the same effect.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2018 10:51 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:51 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
It won't get below 70 again, even at night, until later October/early November.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 10:52 AM (GWDdA)
But I'll freeze to death!
Posted by: Hillary! at May 22, 2018 10:52 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM
The rad mod is to take a crocodile from one LaCoste, and attach it slightly behind and above the croc on another. Really amps up the 'bad boy' vibe that chicks dig.
Posted by: Chad Preppie at May 22, 2018 10:52 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Clifford Skridlow at May 22, 2018 10:53 AM (I7oij)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2018 10:53 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:51 AM (oMtOd)
I suspect you have been huffing all of those solvents!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2018 10:53 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 22, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)
They are, this is about public appearances.
Posted by: dagny
Now you want us to wear pants in public???
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2018 10:54 AM (GWDdA)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 22, 2018 10:55 AM (9iLHi)
My #2 son's girlfriend has a flamboyantly gay brother and it has confused her. She thinks my son's clothes are "too big." She bought him a smaller shirt which he promptly split across the back in an attempt to move his arms.
Posted by: dagny at May 22, 2018 10:55 AM (+xe3a)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 22, 2018 10:55 AM (9iLHi)
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Nothing wrong with that, Lin-duh! If it fits and looks good and you're happy, that makes it really easy.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:57 AM (oMtOd)
Speaking of rectums, those who worked under John Brennan don't seem unhappy to see him in hot water. A CIA operative, Bryan Dean Wright, who describes himself as "center-left" says Brennan has the "operational mind of an earthworm" and says "your day of judgment is coming."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 22, 2018 10:59 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 09:42 AM (oMtOd)
Nope. It'll leave a grease spot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 11:00 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 22, 2018 11:01 AM (X8DLV)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 22, 2018 11:02 AM (H80UQ)
The number of Hollywood films featuring LGBTQ characters plummeted nearly 40 percent in 2017 compared to the year prior, an annual survey of the major movie studios by GLAAD said on Tuesday.
The group found that just 14 wide releases from the majors, as well as offerings from their indie divisions, were inclusive of queer identities in 2017, a drop from 23 films in 2016.
Only 12.8 percent of studio films contained characters who identified as lesbian, gay, bisexual or queer - the lowest percentage of LGBTQ-inclusive major studio releases since GLAAD began tracking in 2012.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2018 10:44 AM
That stuff is one of the most useful things ever invented.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2018 11:06 AM (p+Wdc)
I heard it cost $300,000. Do you think the Queen shelled out for that?
I don't know but I doubt it was paid-for by starving Haitians.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2018 10:49 AM (Evws/)
Not a lot of dough left after the starving Haitians pay for Hillary's Pant suits.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 22, 2018 11:07 AM (aVYsC)
Posted by: GRRM at May 22, 2018 11:08 AM (v3pYe)
that's discrimination, that is.
Posted by: GRRM at May 22, 2018 11:08 AM (v3pYe)
Damn skippy.
Posted by: JRRT at May 22, 2018 11:09 AM (xPJvm)
that's discrimination, that is.
Posted by: GRRM at May 22, 2018 11:08 AM (v3pYe)
Damn skippy.
Posted by: JRRT at May 22, 2018 11:09 AM (xPJvm)
Only one of you is deserving of a legitimate grievance.
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 11:11 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 11:18 AM (AzW6q)
https://twitter.com/phil4gop/status/998314091268726785
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2018 10:00 AM (rnAwa)
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Here's a tall glass of fine bourbon to you! Funniest thing I have seen in quite a while.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 22, 2018 11:21 AM (JNTt1)
It seems there are a lot of people who enjoy watching this multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
I and other expect, you know, results.
And what have we so far..
- 3 firings (Comey, Yates, McCabe)
- perhaps a dozen transfers/demotions.
- 2 resignations
- 1 wet fart of an IG report that looks like it's going nowhere.
And that's it.
Now we have anther IG report dealing with the Hillary non-investigation and unless the report details something more than code or policy violations and suggests prosecutions then that will be a huge wet fart as well.
And we are not even talking about an IG report of the rolling coup we are witnessing in real-time.
And now we have Rosenstein asking the IG to investigate the FBI/DOJ role in spying on Trump.
This fucking multi-act production of The Aristocrats is going to be rolling on for the foreseeable future with no end in site.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 22, 2018 11:28 AM (2JcMg)
Sunny
Posted by: sunny at May 22, 2018 12:07 PM (XBatu)
Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at May 22, 2018 12:18 PM (nIJHj)
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