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An Iran emboldened by a weak America, and enriched by an incredibly short-sighted decision by the Obama administration is a very bad thing for the world. That President Trump is pushing back forcefully against its expansionist desires is a long overdue reaction to what the world should have recognized a long time ago. After all, it had a fine template to compare it to....Chamberlain and Nazi Germany.

Morocco's foreign minister warns Iran is seeking foothold in North Africa

Bourita said that his country's intelligence service discovered that Iranian proxy Hezbollah was supplying the Polisario Front rebel group with arms. The Polisario has been fighting Morocco for independence since Spain left the Western Sahara in the 70s. Morocco annexed the Western Sahara during that time and the Polisario Front launched a bloody guerilla war before both sides agreed upon a UN-brokered truce in 1991. That truce has largely held in place.

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The headline says it all, and since it is a WaPo link, don't bother clicking. Proud mom orders 'Summa Cum Laude' cake online. Publix censors it: Summa...Laude.
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BLM and the SJW shills who reflexively attack the police are responsible for the current tone in some parts of America that promote this kind of behavior. Texas Police Release Video in Response to Woman's Rape Claim, Footage Tells Different Story
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I knew that our borders were not secure. I knew that the depredations of illegals, both drug-runners and economic illegals were a significant problem. But this brings it into stark and chilling perspective. We need to protect our entire southern border, and we need to do it now.

Outside the Defensible Perimeter

This is shocking. How can a government allow this to occur on American soil? This sounds more like Somalia or South Africa or Afghanistan.

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Posted by: CBD at 10:57 AM




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1 An Iran emboldened by a weak America

Music to my ears...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 24, 2018 10:50 AM (QxXRY)

2 Computer is too slow for 1.

Posted by: French Jeton at May 24, 2018 10:51 AM (Fjvqd)

3 I knew that our borders were not secure. I knew that the depredations of illegals, both drug-runners and economic illegals were a significant problem. But this brings it into stark and chilling perspective. We need to protect our entire southern border, and we need to do it now.

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Like the Somalia Pirate Cruiseship Tour, we could do a Border Tour.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 10:52 AM (3oX+R)

4 The nork's are out...

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 24, 2018 10:53 AM (9iLHi)

5 The theme today seems to be "Problems that President Shit-Bird created for us"

Posted by: t-bird at May 24, 2018 10:53 AM (QxXRY)

6 Hey! Hey! It's the monkey!

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 24, 2018 10:53 AM (oLa9K)

7 "Beyond the Defensible Perimeter."

Huh.

Human flypaper. A carpet of it, half a mile wide and southern-border long, with industrial mastic renewed by crop-duster weekly.

"Trump's Welcome Mat."

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)

8 Summa Cum Laude would make a great porno movie title

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 24, 2018 10:54 AM (oLa9K)

9 BLM and the SJW shills who reflexively attack the police are responsible for the current tone in some parts of America that promote this kind of behavior. Texas Police Release Video in Response to Womans Rape Claim, Footage Tells Different Story

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If any of you parents haven't bought your son two rechargeable $20 USB recorders so he can keep on one and in his pocket while the other is charging and ready to go, now is the time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 10:55 AM (VgKNm)

10 Do Iran and China get along?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2018 10:55 AM (IqV8l)

11

ITS FUNNY BECUASE THE ONLY SPIES IN TRUMPS CAMPAIGN WERE AMERICAN!

Posted by: If I were BEN ROTHLESBURGER at May 24, 2018 10:55 AM (ymnmz)

12 Human flypaper. A carpet of it, half a mile wide and southern-border long, with industrial mastic renewed by crop-duster weekly.



"Trump's Welcome Mat."

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)


At first I read that as "industrial music". Which would also be a deterrent to border crossings.

Posted by: Bert G at May 24, 2018 10:56 AM (uiwCw)

13 What does the Horde know about VA hospital services in Houston? I hear Dallas mentioned a lot, does that mean there aren't any in Houston?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 10:56 AM (rp9xB)

14 Summa Cum Laude would make a great porno movie title

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 24, 2018 10:54 AM (oLa9K)


The Japanese have probably already made it. And great is not the right word, except as a description of the size of the actors.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 10:56 AM (9chmE)

15 >>At first I read that as "industrial music". Which would also be a deterrent to border crossings.
Posted by: Bert G at May 24, 2018 10:56 AM (uiwCw)

Industrial mastic. And industrial music. Thank you, duly noted.

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 10:56 AM (Bdeb0)

16 Apologies tot he real BEN ROTHLISBURGER, I just had to let it out.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 24, 2018 10:57 AM (ymnmz)

17 And willowed re: South turning blue in the next 15 years

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"Among mothers near the end of their childbearing years, Hispanics and

blacks have the largest families. On average, a Hispanic mother ages 40

to 44 has had about 2.6 children. By comparison, black mothers have had

about 2.5. White and Asian mothers have families that are a bit smaller,

on average. White mothers have 2.3 children, and Asian mothers have 2.2

children."



Essentially all of the blacks are (D)s. Same with hispanics.



Even in the South, half of the whites are. In the cities the white (D)s are much greater a percentage.



We can't out-birth the people who are already out-birthing us, much less those moving here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 10:57 AM (VgKNm)

18 Well, Horde, what fresh hell awaits us today?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 24, 2018 10:57 AM (lYlRK)

19 8 Summa Cum Laude would make a great porno movie title

some-a cum loudly would be better. full of well-endowed italian wenches.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2018 10:57 AM (sGtp+)

20 Who let da chimps out?

(Best I could come up with on the spur of the moment.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - first (of mine) (today) (in this thread) at May 24, 2018 10:57 AM (+bodw)

21 What does the Horde know about VA hospital services
in Houston? I hear Dallas mentioned a lot, does that mean there aren't
any in Houston?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 10:56 AM (rp9xB)


Of course there are. Every large metro area has a VA hospital.


And I don't know anything about Houston, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say their VA hospital is a hot mess.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 10:57 AM (9chmE)

22 Willowed:

If I were looking for a doctoral topic I'd compare crappy spelling today to crappy spelling in 1980.

I'm betting autocorrect and autofill has made us 3000% worser.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Slack teachers. Not autocorrect. If you spell it properly the first time, autocorrect is never used.

And that doesn't even touch on "your, you're, there, their, they're" usage.

That's slack teaching. Not autocorrect's fault.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 10:58 AM (3oX+R)

23 Outside the Defensible Perimeter

This is shocking. How can a government allow this to occur on American soil? This sounds more like Somalia or South Africa or Afghanistan.


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Types.
Deletes.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 24, 2018 10:58 AM (hMwEB)

24 How Long before WHOA!!! Fat called PDT & says "Me love you longtime"?

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 24, 2018 10:59 AM (y3aQB)

25 This is shocking. How can a government allow this to occur on American soil? This sounds more like Somalia or South Africa or Afghanistan.

Well, that was just sad to read. Some of the most beautiful scenery in the nation, these people are forced to leave because we won't uphold our own laws. God, I'd be so pissed off right about now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 24, 2018 10:59 AM (zRZaJ)

26 Well, Horde, what fresh hell awaits us today?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 24, 2018 10:57 A

It's Thursday, OM. You'll get stale hell and like it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2018 10:59 AM (p+Wdc)

27 That's slack teaching. Not autocorrect's fault.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 10:58 AM (3oX+R)

Correct spelling and grammar is raciss.

Posted by: Bert G at May 24, 2018 10:59 AM (uiwCw)

28 Slack teachers. Not autocorrect. If you spell it properly the first time, autocorrect is never used.



And that doesn't even touch on "your, you're, there, their, they're" usage.



That's slack teaching. Not autocorrect's fault.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 10:58 AM (3oX+R)


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Yeah, but six year olds have iphones now. They don't have time for no teaching or learning to spell. Why should they, since the phone will do it for them? Heck, most have voice transcription that is shockingly accurate.

Speling? Wast that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:00 AM (VgKNm)

29 "Outside the Defensible Perimeter" is a moving story a bit hyperbolic and short on facts.

Posted by: gNewt at May 24, 2018 11:00 AM (FKi9J)

30 Well, Horde, what fresh hell awaits us today?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 24, 2018 10:57 AM (lYlRK)

Usual suspects on Twitter are already yapping about how Trump canceling the Nork meeting will lead us all to war. Given that Kim had already threatened not to attend, I figure this just makes sure it's us with the whip hand instead of him cancelling at the last minute.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:00 AM (rp9xB)

31 Regarding the Clapper admission of having spies in Trump's campaign.


That seems like he sort stepped in a pile of shit, and his dick, and a whole bunch of other things.


Should there be a giant "WAIT? WHUT? moment from the national press on this? Cause the cat is outta the bag.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 24, 2018 11:00 AM (ymnmz)

32 Much drama and histionics are in the forecast in response to the NK summit cancel... expect it to be windy and stormy.... also, the usual suspects will pop in here to do their not so sly disparaging of Trump.... predictable... water is wet, snow is cold....

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 11:01 AM (zSVEm)

33 Actually, the border human-flypaper array could be improved by pari-mutuel betting on the U.S. side of the border (with vig financing the re-adhesion of the mat). If the sticky-carpet was hashmarked for yardage, spectators could wager on how far a sprinter might get...

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

34 32
Much drama and histionics are in the forecast in response to the NK
summit cancel... expect it to be windy and stormy.... also, the usual
suspects will pop in here to do their not so sly disparaging of
Trump.... predictable... water is wet, snow is cold....

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 11:01 AM (zSVEm)

The Norks are testing to see if Trump would walk or kiss lil Kim's ass.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 24, 2018 11:02 AM (ymnmz)

35 Well, Horde, what fresh hell awaits us today?




Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 24, 2018 10:57 A
It's Thursday, OM. You'll get stale hell and like it.


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2018 10:59 AM (p+Wdc)


Especially going into a holiday weekend. B. L. Zeebub is already on vacation, and all the minor demons are just clogging up the highways with their shitty driving.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:03 AM (9chmE)

36 Should there be a giant "WAIT? WHUT? moment from the national press on this?

Should there be? Clearly. Will there be? No.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2018 11:03 AM (wW03z)

37 And I don't know anything about Houston, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say their VA hospital is a hot mess.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 10:57 AM (9chmE)

Generally a safe bet. I want my parents to move here and decent VA medical services for both Dad and Grandpa would be necessary for them to even consider it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:03 AM (rp9xB)

38 That policeman is sooooo lucky to have been wearing the body camera.

This makes two fake police racial hate crimes *this week* right?

Sad that we could probably solve our country's "hate crime epidemic* by simply installing a UK-like CCTV system.

Are there any legit cases of overt racism today?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:03 AM (W+vEI)

39 Heck, most have voice transcription that is shockingly accurate.

Speling? Wast that?
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Voice to text has a long way to go. A long way. Watch my posts from 3:30 pm to about 5:00 pm.
Look at all the spelling errors.

THAT'S voice to text during drive time.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 11:03 AM (3oX+R)

40 Ya, the southern border is really a no-man's land in a lot of remote areas.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 24, 2018 11:04 AM (roQNm)

41 Women accuse Morgan Freeman of inappropriate behavior, harassment

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(deep breath)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I may need a defibrillator.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 24, 2018 11:04 AM (Boy/L)

42 Trump needs to start cutting funding for country's to our South who send us their worst.
Enough!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:04 AM (W+vEI)

43 The Norks are testing to see if Trump would walk or kiss lil Kim's ass.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Yup. It's obvious. Only a fool would do other than what Trump did. So naturally, the DMC chose that other option.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2018 11:04 AM (wW03z)

44 That policeman is sooooo lucky to have been wearing the body camera.

That's why they need to wear them.

And now, he needs to sue the piss out of her.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 24, 2018 11:05 AM (Boy/L)

45 "That fine gentleman in the Adidas t-shirt and torn trousers made it six yards into the paste before his shoes were completely affixed to the mat. Not bad for a first try, Bob."
"True. And after losing most of his skin and hair crawling through glue to get back on the Mexican side, he's trying again. He's got heart, the heart of a champion, Stan, no question about it."

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)

46
Should there be a giant "WAIT? WHUT? moment from the national press on this? Cause the cat is outta the bag.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 24, 2018 11:00 AM


IF we had a legitimate press with scruples.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2018 11:05 AM (IqV8l)

47 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 24, 2018 10:59 AM (zRZaJ)

Border Morons have been sounding the alarm for a long time. They said the nature of the people coming has changed *a lot* over the last couple of decades with a huge increase in not just threats but extremely destructive behavior as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:06 AM (rp9xB)

48 Anyone else noticing this:

The knee-jerk lefty reaction seems to be entirely about THEIR feelz and reactions and projections and general pathologies.

Nobody is talking about Kim's likely response. Or to the degree that they are, it's basically "Well of course he's going to nuke us! That's what would be worst for Trump, so that's obviously what will happen!"

It's amusing. People have completely forgotten how to engage with the world around them. Everything is echo-chamber solipsism to the n+1 degree.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 24, 2018 11:06 AM (BRvh1)

49 Much drama and histionics are in the forecast in
response to the NK summit cancel... expect it to be windy and stormy....
also, the usual suspects will pop in here to do their not so sly
disparaging of Trump.... predictable... water is wet, snow is cold....

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 11:01 AM (zSVEm)


There are traditions in the international "peace" processing industrial complex that have been doing this nonsense since at least the days of Hilter and Chamberlain, in that they are so damned focused on some stupid piece of paper, they can't quite wrap their heads around actual, you know, international relations.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:06 AM (9chmE)

50 ...instead of him cancelling at the last minute.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:00 AM (rp9xB)


I would not be at all surprised if that was Whoa Fat's plan: cancel at the last minute with the intent to leave Trump sitting in Singapore alone and theoretically embarrassed.

Posted by: Bert G at May 24, 2018 11:06 AM (uiwCw)

51 18 Well, Horde, what fresh hell awaits us today?
Posted by: OregonMuse


Brilliant strategist Whoa Fat has shown Trump the real art of the deal, and after this terrible international diplomatic thumping, Trump will never recover. Look for President Pence to hand the reins of power over to Hillary any minute now.

Fresh enough?

Posted by: mindful webworker - too many cups o covfefe at May 24, 2018 11:06 AM (+bodw)

52 How can a government allow this to occur on American soil?

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Because those citizens are deplorables.

Cant import an electorate without beaking a few of them.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2018 11:06 AM (8XRCm)

53 >>And now, he needs to sue the piss out of her.


And broadcast far and wide.
Name and shame these Tawanna Brawleys.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:06 AM (W+vEI)

54 Comedy relief. Hilarious thread about media reaction if Trump said he liked hummus.

https://bit.ly/2IO00y8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2018 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)

55 Usual suspects on Twitter are already yapping about how Trump canceling the Nork meeting will lead us all to war. Given that Kim had already threatened not to attend, I figure this just makes sure it's us with the whip hand instead of him cancelling at the last minute.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:00 AM (rp9xB)


So the same deep thinkers who railed at Trump for trying to set up a summit with the norks are railing at him for cancelling it?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 24, 2018 11:07 AM (lYlRK)

56 IF we had a legitimate press with scruples.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2018 11:05 AM (IqV8l)

They couldn't find their scruples with both hands and a mirror.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 24, 2018 11:07 AM (BRvh1)

57

EM HORSERADISH FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 24, 2018 11:07 AM (mPeei)

58 No nukes is good nukes I guess... Me thinks Donald is on to NK, or should I say China... Bet they didn't expect this... More popcorn please

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2018 11:07 AM (O2RFr)

59 Protip.... when hanging around US 10, do nor pick up or stop for people with face tats, machetes, or shaved heads.... in fact, do not hang around US 10, or 8..... there be dragons...

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 11:07 AM (zSVEm)

60 Ya, the southern border is really a no-man's land in a lot of remote areas.
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There are huge ranches for sale in the area...big bargains...tens of thousands of acres.... the ranchers can't give them away with the shit they have to deal with...

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 24, 2018 11:07 AM (9iLHi)

61 @17

Actually Asians vote for Democrats at higher rates than Hispanics.

The only block of people that votes Republican are whites.

Fewer whites means more Democrat voters.

But this was all part of the plan of the 65' immigration overhaul.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 24, 2018 11:08 AM (2JcMg)

62 The Norks are testing to see if Trump would walk or kiss lil Kim's ass.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 24, 2018 11:02 AM (ymnmz)
Or lil kim likes the pimp slap.

Posted by: muckrack at May 24, 2018 11:08 AM (UaEdm)

63 @27 Last week I got "grammar-nazi'ed" at...Inside Higher Education.They not only Do Not Give A Shit what they put in print, but they're arrogant about it too. And they have PhD's to go with that.

"I meant to type that"...Professor PeeWee Herman

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 11:08 AM (rtvho)

64 Outside the Defensible Perimeter
Shoot, shovel and shut up.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 24, 2018 11:08 AM (xBSm0)

65 Voice to text has a long way to go. A long way. Watch my posts from 3:30 pm to about 5:00 pm.

Look at all the spelling errors.



THAT'S voice to text during drive time.





Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 11:03 AM (3oX+R)


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Sure, but you make my point for me. You can post for 1.5 hours and people can pretty much easily understand what you're saying with just a few typos here and there.

I think autofill has probably done much more damage. I've volunteered at schools and watched kids on a tablet or computer hit the first few letters of something and then just wait for the computer to pull up what they're looking for. I know adults do it hundreds, if not thousands or tens of thousands, of times more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:09 AM (VgKNm)

66 The vain ways
And people forget
The hair sprays as Fox and Friends plays
And people forget
Forget he's hiding
Look like mom
And people forget
Drop tweet bomb cause can't remain calm
People forget
Forget he's hiding
He's a feminine Trump
Feminine Trump, it's a put on
It's a feminine Trump
It's a feminine Trump, it's a put on
A feminine Trump
Feminine Trump, it's a put on
Feminine Trump
It's a feminine Trump
It's a feminine Trump, it's a put on
It's a put on, it's a put on, it's a put on
Come and join the party
Paint your skin
Won't you come and join the party
Paint your skin, paint your skin
Waist grows
People forget
The double chins, the hair thins
People forget
Forget he's hiding
The news shows
People forget
Their shares crash, hopes are dashed
People forget
Forget he's hiding
He's a feminine Trump
A feminine Trump, it's a put on
He's just a feminine Trump
A feminine Trump, it's a put on
A feminine Trump
A feminine Trump, it's a put on
Feminine Trump
He's a feminine Trump, it's a put on
It's a put on, it's a put on, it's a put on
Come on join the party
Spray your
Come on join the party
Spray your
Come on join the party
Spray your
Come on join the party
Spray your hair
Spray your skin, spray your hair

Posted by: Roger Dalkrang at May 24, 2018 11:09 AM (fZM/v)

67 President Trump, emphasize to KJU that right now there are no Walmarts in North Korea, only targets.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 11:10 AM (hyuyC)

68 18 Well, Horde, what fresh hell awaits us today?
Posted by: OregonMuse


Dang. That's getting to the point.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 24, 2018 11:10 AM (suO/a)

69 I don't know if CBD and Sefton are hanging about today, but I wanted to thank both of you for your recommendations for me on my visit to NYC last week.

I took much of your advice and was very happy, especially with that giant pile of pastrami they gave me at Katz's.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2018 11:10 AM (qQzv7)

70 So the same deep thinkers who railed at Trump for trying to set up a summit with the norks are railing at him for cancelling it?

Posted by: OregonMuse,
***********************

Pretty soon the libs necks will be so whipsawed they will be forced to look straight ahead.

Posted by: gNewt at May 24, 2018 11:10 AM (FKi9J)

71 For the record, I'm just saying autocorrect and autofill have probably really hurt our ability to spell.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:10 AM (VgKNm)

72 So the same deep thinkers who railed at Trump for trying to set up a summit with the norks are railing at him for cancelling it?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 24, 2018 11:07 AM (lYlRK)

Oh yes. Not a good progressive if you can't make a 180 in the middle of a sentence.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:10 AM (rp9xB)

73 And I don't know anything about Houston, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say their VA hospital is a hot mess.



Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 10:57 AM (9chmE)



Generally a safe bet. I want my parents to move here and decent VA
medical services for both Dad and Grandpa would be necessary for them to
even consider it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:03 AM (rp9xB)


Here's what I can say. If they are seeking general medical services, they just have to be skilled at navigating the labyrinth of getting the right doc. Lots of older Vets have a primary care doc they trust, and would not consider going anywhere else. But getting eligible for services in that VA, you have to be able to advocate for yourself. Not let the pencil pushers just assign any random meathead.

Now, if they're dealing with specific service connected conditions,I would suggest if they already get decent services where they are, have their docs who are providing those services give them a heads up on who to seek out at that VA. If it's any sort of specialized care, they know who is good and who isn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:10 AM (9chmE)

74 Outside the Defensible Perimeter
Shoot, shovel and shut up.


Posted by: Roland THTG at May 24, 2018 11:08 AM
Back in the early eighties, or earlier, I think there was a guy doing that. He got busted for having numerous unmarked graves on his property.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 24, 2018 11:11 AM (roQNm)

75 Dice explores two instances of copcams vs false accusations.

https://youtu.be/re30eyNKMuc?list=PLHvqJDYkLWkrQesAHhqYp7ebUHRbByLHR

Posted by: mindful webworker - smile! you're on candid copcam at May 24, 2018 11:11 AM (+bodw)

76 31 Regarding the Clapper admission of having spies in Trump's campaign.


That seems like he sort stepped in a pile of shit, and his dick, and a whole bunch of other things.


Should there be a giant "WAIT? WHUT? moment from the national press on this? Cause the cat is outta the bag.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 24, 2018 11:00 AM (ymnmz)

Kinda think it was like Lois Lerner's staged question. Now the media can push the, "We did it to protect ..." spin

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 24, 2018 11:11 AM (oLa9K)

77 >>There are huge ranches for sale in the area...big bargains...tens of thousands of acres.... the ranchers can't give them away with the shit they have to deal with...Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 24, 2018 11:07 AM (9iLHi)

Five words:

Animatronic attack-dog training ground.

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)

78 Should there be a giant "WAIT? WHUT? moment from the national press on this? Cause the cat is outta the bag.


Your confidence in America's Watchdogs of Democracy is, charming.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2018 11:12 AM (CPfoe)

79 I think autofill has probably done much more damage. I've volunteered at schools and watched kids on a tablet or computer hit the first few letters of something and then just wait for the computer to pull up what they're looking for. I know adults do it hundreds, if not thousands or tens of thousands, of times more.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Autofill - true. They've never learned to spell to begin with.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 11:12 AM (3oX+R)

80 A government that refuses to defend its borders is no longer a legitimate government.

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2018 11:12 AM (xjiRE)

81 IF I WEREN'T AN ATHEIST I'D BELIEVE THAT TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST ACTUALLY TRYING TO END ALL LIFE ON EARTH!!!!

- Deep Thinking, Sensitive Thought Leader

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2018 11:12 AM (+y/Ru)

82 Oh no, not Morgan Freeman!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 24, 2018 11:13 AM (UBzPO)

83 There are huge ranches for sale in the area...big bargains...tens of thousands of acres.... the ranchers can't give them away with the shit they have to deal with...Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 24, 2018 11:07 AM (9iLHi)

Five words:

Animatronic attack-dog training ground.
Posted by: Zod


Brevity. One word: Bounties.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 11:13 AM (3oX+R)

84 Old and busted: "The wall just got ten feet higher!"
New hotness: "The glue just got one inch deeper."

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)

85 Back in the early eighties, or earlier, I think there was a guy doing
that. He got busted for having numerous unmarked graves on his property.

Might be better to just hang them on the fence like coyotes.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 24, 2018 11:13 AM (xBSm0)

86 For the record, I'm just saying autocorrect and autofill have probably really hurt our ability to spell.
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**nodes sagerly** //

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 24, 2018 11:13 AM (9iLHi)

87 Actually Asians vote for Democrats at higher rates than Hispanics.

The only block of people that votes Republican are whites.

Fewer whites means more Democrat voters.

But this was all part of the plan of the 65' immigration overhaul.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 24, 2018 11:08 AM (2JcMg)



A note on Asian American voting for Commiecrats:

1. It depends upon the particular ethnic enclave. Some like the Viets definitely do not.

2. A blogger named Arthur Hu had a good analysis of this, that Asian Americans find themselves often living in Commiecrat political areas (like San Francisco, and now CA in general), and cynically vote for the strong horse, even when they do not believe a word of it.

3. Like the leftist Jews, many are gaming the academic systems in which they are ensconced. They are also cynically voting for the strong horse.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 24, 2018 11:13 AM (ujg0T)

88 Morgan Freeman is in trouble now, 16 Women have come forward about his sexual harassment, it it really surprising when he slept with his wife's granddaughter and she was killed because of it by her boyfriend.

What's even more creepy is that I am seeing stuff about Steven Spielberg because he was awfully close to Michael Jackson, nothing would surprise me. And stories that he hire more kid extras than he really needed.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 24, 2018 11:13 AM (dKiJG)

89 Outside the Defensible Perimeter
Shoot, shovel and shut up.

Posted by: Roland THTG.
*************

I live in the desert, we all have guns, I came home from shopping, it was muddy, I turned my back, and the illegal had my daughter and was wearing my gun.

Oh please.

Posted by: gNewt at May 24, 2018 11:13 AM (FKi9J)

90 He got busted for having numerous unmarked graves on his property.
Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 24, 2018 11:11 AM (roQNm)

Needed some hogs

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 24, 2018 11:14 AM (oLa9K)

91 Animatronic attack-dog training ground.


Shouldn't animatronic attack dogs come pre-trained?

Otherwise what's the advantage over organic attack dogs?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 11:14 AM (fuK7c)

92 What's "cum" mean in Latin? Guess I'll google it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 24, 2018 11:14 AM (6HWvp)

93 Are there any legit cases of overt racism today?!?

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Not from Whitey.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 24, 2018 11:15 AM (HAMha)

94 The wall will help, but we also need to massively increase the amount of officers on duty. We are looking at billions of dollars of not just one time costs, but ongoing yearly costs to make the southern border truly secure. Do we have the political will to do that?

I hate to say it, but it would be far less expensive to buy out all the remaining private landholders near the border and do what the article alludes to - set up a defensible perimeter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:15 AM (k1TUh)

95 Outside the Defensible Perimeter
Shoot, shovel and shut up.


Posted by: Roland THTG at May 24, 2018 11:08 AM
Back in the early eighties, or earlier, I think there was a guy doing that. He got busted for having numerous unmarked graves on his property.
Posted by: Maximus Witless


Sounds like he passed the "shoot & shovel" portion of the test, but failed the "shut up" portion.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 11:15 AM (3oX+R)

96 71 For the record, I'm just saying autocorrect and autofill have probably really hurt our ability to spell.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:10 AM (VgKNm)


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My daughter has dyslexia. I'm all for autocorrect as a tool to help her learn the correct spelling. But I hate the crutch that autofill has become.

We homeschooled her this year due to bullying issues (it truly sucks when you are bullied by the sports stars and faculty kids, because they will always get a free pass), and it became quite apparent to us how much she had come to rely on these because we made her actually write papers by hand on...you know...paper.

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2018 11:15 AM (q/kmn)

97 >>I live in the desert, we all have guns, I came home from shopping, it was muddy, I turned my back, and the illegal had my daughter and was wearing my gun.

Cormac McCarthy version: I live in the desert. We all have guns and one day I came home and the Indian had skinned my daughter and was wearing her and dancing and I shot him and went inside and ate the eggs and drank the milk and wiped up the egg with the tortilla.

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:16 AM (Bdeb0)

98 http://bit.ly/2LsL3DK
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Exclusive--Stephen Miller: Big Summer Fight Brewing over Open Borders | Breitbart

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 24, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB)

99 Hungary has its largely impenetrable razor wire well in from its actual border, which is also patrolled. They catch a kebab, they eject him into the no man's land. Technically, NOT a deportation, but the shambling parasites generally tend to take the hint and move on. Defend in depth. Zod's welcome mat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:16 AM (fA1SL)

100 Shouldn't animatronic attack dogs come pre-trained?

On it. They can also open doors.

Posted by: Boston Dynamics at May 24, 2018 11:16 AM (wW03z)

101 The only block of people that votes Republican are whites.

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Them and smart, moral people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2018 11:17 AM (+y/Ru)

102 What's "cum" mean in Latin? Guess I'll google it.

"with"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 24, 2018 11:17 AM (Boy/L)

103 92 What's "cum" mean in Latin?

with. cum + ablative. summa cum laude = with top praise.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2018 11:17 AM (v3pYe)

104 >>91 Animatronic attack-dog training ground.

Shouldn't animatronic attack dogs come pre-trained? Otherwise what's the advantage over organic attack dogs? Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 11:14 AM (fuK7c)

Humbug, smarty-pants. Fine, how about this:

Animatronic attack-dog alien dismemberment off-track betting?

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)

105 Lin-duh.. my BIL has land down around the Tombstone area he bought years ago. He's been trying to sell it for years.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (zRZaJ)

106 Sounds like he passed the "shoot shovel" portion of the test, but failed the "shut up" portion.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 11:15 AM
The way I remember it, the guy employed migrant farm workers. The way the story came out, anyone who gave him trouble, got buried.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (roQNm)

107 The Norks are testing to see if Trump would walk or kiss lil Kim's ass.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 24, 2018 11:02 AM (ymnmz)
Or lil kim likes the pimp slap.
Posted by: muckrack at May 24, 2018 11:08 AM (UaEdm)
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How long before WHOA!!! Fat calls PDT & says "
I love you longtime"

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (y3aQB)

108 Animatronic attack-dog training ground.
Posted by: Zod


That's what the border-dwelling folks in the Day by Day comic strip are doing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's an act of love at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (+bodw)

109 What's even more creepy is that I am seeing stuff about Steven Spielberg



Ooooooh! Did you see the pic of him where he had shot the triceratops? It had him posed with it!
It made the rounds on Fb.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (3oX+R)

110 How Long before WHOA!!! Fat called PDT & says "Me love you longtime"?
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 24, 2018 10:59 AM (y3aQB)

That's so racist! He would never say that. He would say, "Me ruv you rong time".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (9BLnV)

111 Ooooh baby! I'm withing!

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (xBSm0)

112 33 Actually, the border human-flypaper array could be improved by pari-mutuel betting on the U.S. side of the border (with vig financing the re-adhesion of the mat). If the sticky-carpet was hashmarked for yardage, spectators could wager on how far a sprinter might get...

New pay channel coming this fall: ICE DHS red zone with wall to wall coverage.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (fP7L7)

113 Morgan Freeman is in trouble now, 16 Women have come forward about his sexual harassment, it it really surprising when he slept with his wife's granddaughter and she was killed because of it by her boyfriend.

What's even more creepy is that I am seeing stuff about Steven Spielberg because he was awfully close to Michael Jackson, nothing would surprise me. And stories that he hire more kid extras than he really needed.

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And they said D.C. was a swamp!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2018 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)

114 61
@17



Actually Asians vote for Democrats at higher rates than Hispanics.



The only block of people that votes Republican are whites.



Fewer whites means more Democrat voters.



But this was all part of the plan of the 65' immigration overhaul.





Posted by: Kreplach at May 24, 2018 11:08 AM (2JcMg)
I agree but there is a growing group of Asian Americans for Trump and conservative Asian American pacs. We are here..

Posted by: IC at May 24, 2018 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

115 Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:10 AM (9chmE)

Fortunately there's no service-related issues. Mostly it's just that Grampa is almost 95 and we don't want him to have the sort of Dr who decides he's too old to bother with. He's lived longer than any male in his family that he knows of, and is the only known survivor of the first round of chemotherapy testing, and doesn't have lots longer but we want him to have caring medical care not be given the idea the staff resents that he's lived this long.

Asking the current Drs. for recommendations is a good idea.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:19 AM (rp9xB)

116 >>Morgan Freeman is in trouble now, 16 Women have come forward about his sexual harassment, it it really surprising when he slept with his wife's granddaughter and she was killed because of it by her boyfriend.

What's even more creepy is that I am seeing stuff about Steven Spielberg because he was awfully close to Michael Jackson, nothing would surprise me. And stories that he hire more kid extras than he really needed.
- - - -


At this point, please just tell us who hasn't been a sexual harasser or rapist.

In other news, Sarah Silverman is kinda sorta saying she's OK with Louis CK and Al Franken because they're her friends and she still loves them. It's complicated, you guys, when the people on your team get caught in the New Rules (tm).

These poser, righteous chicks can't even follow through with purging the creeps in their own ranks. No.Moral.Authority. STFU.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)

117 Hungary has its largely impenetrable razor wire well in from its actual border, which is also patrolled. They catch a kebab, they eject him into the no man's land. Technically, NOT a deportation, but the shambling parasites generally tend to take the hint and move on. Defend in depth. Zod's welcome mat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep.
*************************


Hungary, showing the west how it can be done.

Posted by: gNewt at May 24, 2018 11:20 AM (FKi9J)

118 In other news, Sarah Silverman is kinda sorta saying she's OK with Louis CK and Al Franken because they're her friends and she still loves them. It's complicated, you guys, when the people on your team get caught in the New Rules (tm).

These poser, righteous chicks can't even follow through with purging the creeps in their own ranks. No.Moral.Authority. STFU.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)



I visualize Sarah Silverman stripped and bound, with gangs of muslim jihadiists lined up....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 24, 2018 11:21 AM (ujg0T)

119 "Pa, why do the glued Mexicans put a sock in their mouth when they're finally stuck?"
The old man pulled on his meerschaum, looked out over the vast expanse of silent, writhing prisoners.
"Because, they don't want their kin to give up hope of crossing when they hear the wails of the glue-trapped."
The boy sat, quietly watching the darkening shapes in the dusk.
"It's a bad way to go, isn't it, Pa?"
"Yes. A bad, bad way to go."

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)

120 Seems there is an international movement to Kill Whitey afoot, with new and added vigor ( thanks Obama)..... buddy big game hunts in Africa... was in South Africa recently, in the hinterlands cause, you know, big game.... looks at a couple of hillsides, covered in White Crosses. He asks his guides about them, and they said.... White farm families..... killed for their farms....
Sounds like the Mugabe Redistribution Program is spreading....

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 11:21 AM (zSVEm)

121 Cart, horse, going before:
It used to be a safe assumption that kids would read well-edited books, and the newspapers and magazines, and get a feel for spelling and proper usage.
Then some disease killed all the editors on this continent. Sad, really.
You can find the sorts of errors, every day in the Wall Street Journal and the New York Times, that are caused by cut-and-paste compositing on-screen by the writer, and never seen by another human until the print version hits the street.

Not want go all off-lawn here, but, the same people who look down on us for our antic ways no longer have any advantage in language usage.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 11:22 AM (rtvho)

122 >>Hungary has its largely impenetrable razor wire well in from its actual border, which is also patrolled. They catch a kebab, they eject him into the no man's land. Technically, NOT a deportation, but the shambling parasites generally tend to take the hint and move on. Defend in depth. Zod's welcome mat.




IIRC, this fence also includes the occasional pig's head as decoration. Nice touch!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)

123 Shouldn't animatronic attack dogs come pre-trained? Otherwise what's the advantage over organic attack dogs? Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 11:14 AM (fuK7c)

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As Android apps have taught us, there is a continual cycle of improvement and refinement.

When you rewicker the "maim" subroutine to better populate the "body parts bitten" hashtable, you want to make sure it works right.

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2018 11:22 AM (q/kmn)

124 Huh? Why'd they censor the cake?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 24, 2018 11:22 AM (/qEW2)

125 Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:10 AM (9chmE)



Fortunately there's no service-related issues. Mostly it's just that
Grampa is almost 95 and we don't want him to have the sort of Dr who
decides he's too old to bother with. He's lived longer than any male in
his family that he knows of, and is the only known survivor of the first
round of chemotherapy testing, and doesn't have lots longer but we want
him to have caring medical care not be given the idea the staff resents
that he's lived this long.



Asking the current Drs. for recommendations is a good idea.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:19 AM (rp9xB)


Does he belong to any service organizations? VFW, American Legion, or some other? If so, you might contact the local chapter, find the fellas in the area who have been using VA services. I'm sure there are some WWII era guys still around, and some of them are still reasonably active. Ask those guys for recommendations.


Even if he doesn't belong, I bet you could reach out to them anyway. They'll welcome a "newcomer" into their AO!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:22 AM (9chmE)

126 Animatronic attack-dog alien dismemberment off-track betting?
Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)


I believe the Supreme Court recently approved this.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 24, 2018 11:23 AM (lYlRK)

127 Women accuse Morgan Freeman of inappropriate behavior, harassment

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(deep breath)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I may need a defibrillator.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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God'll get you for that!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2018 11:23 AM (+y/Ru)

128 Glue wouldn't work. They'd do like ants and just walk over the bodies.

Hell, cartels would probably sell bodies to the coyotes.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 24, 2018 11:24 AM (oLa9K)

129 When people who haven't been to the border talk about policing it, they usually haven't been there. It's just hard to convey how big and empty it is so much of the time. For example, someone referenced the Hungarian border wall. Good on them for doing it - but they only had to fence 95 miles, all in pretty hospitable and easy to get to terrain.

The US southern border is over 1800 miles long, and a lot of it is the most inhospitable and difficult to reach terrain in North America. You simply can't just build a wall through a lot of it.

It's easy to criticize the idea of a defensible perimeter, but for a big stretch of the border, probably from about Del Rio over to Tucson, pulling back to I-10 and trying to control the flow at that barrier is the best, most rational option. The people who live in no-mans land, sadly, should get out of there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:24 AM (k1TUh)

130 126 Animatronic attack-dog alien dismemberment off-track betting?
Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)


March Madness is back, make sure to fill out your brackets.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2018 11:24 AM (fP7L7)

131 How long before WHOA!!! Fat calls PDT & says "
I love you longtime"

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM



Trump say "Two dolla...make you holla!"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2018 11:25 AM (neVEe)

132 Not want go all off-lawn here, but, the same people who look down on us
for our antic ways no longer have any advantage in language usage.
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Yeah. Know that language is pretty far gone when self-published is just the same as published by a big name and all the pearl-clutching about 'amateurs' shows the 'professionals' are no better.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 24, 2018 11:25 AM (MIKMs)

133 "Pa, why do the glued Mexicans put a sock in their mouth when they're finally stuck?"
The old man pulled on his meerschaum, looked out over the vast expanse of silent, writhing prisoners.
"Because, they don't want their kin to give up hope of crossing when they hear the wails of the glue-trapped."
The boy sat, quietly watching the darkening shapes in the dusk.
"It's a bad way to go, isn't it, Pa?"
"Yes. A bad, bad way to go."
Posted by: Zod


Stay tuned next week kids for Zod's "Tales From The Dark Side, Vol 2".

Same Zod time.
Same Zod channel!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 11:25 AM (3oX+R)

134 I thought that it is illegal for the CIA to spy on American citizens here in America.

Silly me.

Posted by: JAS at May 24, 2018 11:25 AM (ii30j)

135 >>126 Animatronic attack-dog alien dismemberment off-track betting?
Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)

I believe the Supreme Court recently approved this.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 24, 2018 11:23 AM (lYlRK)

I think the concept is sound, but the marketing needs work. Needs something snappy. Something like:

K-9 KARNAGE!

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)

136 Read the article about families on the southern border.

Lots of empty land means that if people get PO'd enough "shoot, shovel, and shut up" will become a thing, if it hasn't already.

Posted by: Blake at May 24, 2018 11:26 AM (qC1Sy)

137 I had a dream last night the Weinermobile lost control and ran over Paul Ryan in front of the Capital. When the driver realized who he had just run over, he put w-mobile in reverse and floored it.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 24, 2018 11:26 AM (r9UYA)

138 The US southern border is over 1800 miles long, and a lot of it is the most inhospitable and difficult to reach terrain in North America. You simply can't just build a wall through a lot of it.

It's easy to criticize the idea of a defensible perimeter, but for a big stretch of the border, probably from about Del Rio over to Tucson, pulling back to I-10 and trying to control the flow at that barrier is the best, most rational option. The people who live in no-mans land, sadly, should get out of there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:24 AM (k1TUh)



And yet, once upon a time, when Pancho Villa raided a small New Mexico border town, a whole army was sent down to hunt him and his gang. Perhaps that spirit is needed again.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 24, 2018 11:26 AM (ujg0T)

139 Trump to speak shortly....

Bill signing ceremony cutting Dodd-Frank regulations and to speak about NoKo.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2018 11:26 AM (Enq6K)

140 At this point, please just tell us who hasn't been a sexual harasser or rapist.



In other news, Sarah Silverman is kinda sorta saying she's OK with
Louis CK and Al Franken because they're her friends and she still loves
them. It's complicated, you guys, when the people on your team get
caught in the New Rules (tm).



These poser, righteous chicks can't even follow through with purging the creeps in their own ranks. No.Moral.Authority. STFU.



Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)


Sarah Silverman was once considered edgy. She was willing to "go there"with her "comedy."


In light of what we now know, I think it's about 99.999% certain Sarah Silverman has been on the receiving end of much sexual exploitation. Both before, during and after her period of celebrity.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:26 AM (9chmE)

141 My daughter has dyslexia. I'm all for autocorrect as a tool to help her
learn the correct spelling. But I hate the crutch that autofill has
become.

Posted by: Reason

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We're in a similar situation with our special needs kid. It's what made me think about it, honestly.

A very useful tool that quickly becomes a habit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:27 AM (VgKNm)

142 129. I've been down in the valley. I've seen it. Been out west and seen the border around Hudspeth County. The easy crossings have to be the most heavily fortified and patrolled, of course. The dicey crossings don't require quite as much, amd even there, we've got chokepoints. This is doable.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:27 AM (fA1SL)

143 >>March Madness is back, make sure to fill out your brackets. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2018 11:24 AM (fP7L7)

Love it when the dogs "work the paint."

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:27 AM (Bdeb0)

144 >>I thought that it is illegal for the CIA to spy on American citizens here in America.

Silly me.




That's why Brennan and co. partnered with British intelligence.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

145 The "Outside the Defensible Perimeter" story had just enough detail to tell me where she is at. San Bernadino Valley here in Cochise County.

Her neighbor who was shot was Rob Krentz. Months later his widow was run down in Douglas, AZ by a 'drunk' illegal. She survived, thankfully. That well driller was found safe, but in New Mexico. He is lucky he's alive. (he is also my well guy.)

Unless we get a well defended and patrolled wall things will not change.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 24, 2018 11:28 AM (O9qtX)

146 In light of what we now know, I think it's about 99.999% certain Sarah Silverman has been on the receiving end of much sexual exploitation. Both before, during and after her period of celebrity.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:26 AM (9chmE)

Considering how hateful she's been, is it bad that I don't feel bad for her?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 24, 2018 11:28 AM (oLa9K)

147 Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:22 AM (9chmE)

I get the impression he doesn't, although Grampa would qualify for VFW since he was stationed in the Pacific. Dad was a nuke tech and stationed in Germany during Vietnam (figured he'd be fixing planes in the jungle so was happy to not do that) so I don't know if he'd qualify. It's certainly worth mentioning to them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:29 AM (rp9xB)

148 I have relatives that live south of Albuquerque NM the cartels force is even felt that far north. A significant amount of the violent crime there is related to the cartels. They are careful where they go and careful who they talk to. Needless to say they are armed in their homes (even my gun shy older parents) or CCW. The elements from Mexican illegals and the Mexican cartels are no joke. They do not have our values and they do not like us. The fact is its all about what they can squeeze out of us. Build the wall and secure the border. Use the military for border security and end catch and release. Mandate use of E-verify and deport illegals when they are caught anywhere doing any crime.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 24, 2018 11:30 AM (0OmEj)

149
Huh? Why'd they censor the cake?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke


They left it out in the rain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2018 11:30 AM (IqV8l)

150 It's easy to criticize the idea of a defensible perimeter, but for a big stretch of the border, probably from about Del Rio over to Tucson, pulling back to I-10 and trying to control the flow at that barrier is the best, most rational option. The people who live in no-mans land, sadly, should get out of there.

Posted by: Tom Servo
***********************

Look at a map and strike a line from Del Rio north to I-10 then west to Tucson.

Not. One. Inch.

Posted by: gNewt at May 24, 2018 11:30 AM (FKi9J)

151 And yet, once upon a time, when Pancho Villa raided a small New Mexico border town, a whole army was sent down to hunt him and his gang. Perhaps that spirit is needed again."

The actual history is that Pershing took the army unit across the border, wandered around for a year, never caught Villa, never did much of anything, really, and when it looked like they were about to become part of the Mexican Civil War going on at the time, they declared "Victory!!!" and left, having never actually accomplished anything at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:30 AM (k1TUh)

152 In light of what we now know, I think it's about
99.999% certain Sarah Silverman has been on the receiving end of much
sexual exploitation. Both before, during and after her period of
celebrity.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:26 AM (9chmE)



Considering how hateful she's been, is it bad that I don't feel bad for her?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 24, 2018 11:28 AM (oLa9K)


Simple,basic truth, regarding people who have been on the receiving end of abuse/neglect: It isn't your fault, what happened to you. It is STILL your responsibility what you do, now that you are an adult.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:30 AM (9chmE)

153 Glue trap story time!

My first post-separation bachelor place was a winter rental out by a lighthouse, basically on a jetty. It came with some version of water rat.

I'm not a rat expert. They were smaller than NYC subway rats, basically fist-sized bodies.

Well, Mommy was coming to visit and I was poisoning the rats but poison was taking too long and she was coming soon and having Mommy and water rats under the same roof was not a good idea.

So I got glue traps. They worked. They also presented a new problem. Glue traps trap, but do not kill, rats. The solution was Maxwell's Rubber Mallett.

Two lessons learned: (i) trapped rats mewl in a really unnerving manner; (b) smashed rat brain is shockingly white.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 11:30 AM (fuK7c)

154 The US and ROK will carry out their war games.The Norks will do some blustering and saber rattling.Later the Norks will reschedule the meeting.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2018 11:31 AM (LiyEm)

155 I visualize Sarah Silverman stripped and bound, with gangs of muslim jihadiists lined up....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 24, 2018 11:21 AM (ujg0T)

Ooh, so can I!!! - Sarah Silverman

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 24, 2018 11:31 AM (9BLnV)

156 >>The dicey crossings don't require quite as much, amd even there, we've got chokepoints. This is doable. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:27 AM (fA1SL)

Anti-tank mines set with a human-weight trigger would be much more expensive, but they might have a significantly higher post-detonation deterrence value.

I could be persuaded either way.

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:31 AM (Bdeb0)

157 >>Considering how hateful she's been, is it bad that I don't feel bad for her?


Her shtick is heavy on mocking Christians and promoting abortion, as well as (obviously) vilifying Republicans. Hard to give a hoot about someone so hateful.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:31 AM (W+vEI)

158 ⚞⚅⚟

Life after death is the ultimate Schrödinger's Box trick.

You've got to cross that gulf to know what's in it.

Funny thing is, if there is no afterlife, you'd never know.

Posted by: Guru Radd Dadd Upanishadd (Smythe) at May 24, 2018 11:32 AM (+bodw)

159 Make a 5 mile belt along the border a free fire zone from dusk to dawn.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 24, 2018 11:32 AM (Bdeb0)

160 The only block of people that votes Republican are whites.



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Them and smart, moral people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2018 11:17 AM (+y/Ru)


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I think it was yesterday that I saw it and mentioned it, but CBS came right out and printed that regarding the Georgia SJW lady. They were trying to make it a positive, but they said, roughly, that the (D)s of today were moving away from trying to appeal to older white voters and were aiming to entice young people and minorities.

Reading between the lines: 65 year old black men with great great grandchildren are the mental equivalent of 18 year old white kids who can't cook rice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:33 AM (VgKNm)

161 Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:22 AM (9chmE)



I get the impression he doesn't, although Grampa would qualify for
VFW since he was stationed in the Pacific. Dad was a nuke tech and
stationed in Germany during Vietnam (figured he'd be fixing planes in
the jungle so was happy to not do that) so I don't know if he'd qualify.
It's certainly worth mentioning to them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:29 AM (rp9xB)


Pretty sure he would qualify for American Legion, and probably VFW. Not being in theater, but serving during the era is probably the defining factor.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:33 AM (9chmE)

162 156. Toe-poppers, butterfly mines (ease of deployment), and bounding frag. And then you get to the werebear reserve.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:33 AM (fA1SL)

163 151 And yet, once upon a time, when Pancho Villa raided a small New Mexico border town, a whole army was sent down to hunt him and his gang. Perhaps that spirit is needed again."

The actual history is that Pershing took the army unit across the border, wandered around for a year, never caught Villa, never did much of anything, really, and when it looked like they were about to become part of the Mexican Civil War going on at the time, they declared "Victory!!!" and left, having never actually accomplished anything at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:30 AM (k1TUh)



While he was never caught, his band was effectively dispersed, and the problem was resolved, at least until Ted glug-glug-drunk-drunk Kennedy mad his way into the Senate for and a half decades later.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 24, 2018 11:33 AM (ujg0T)

164 . After all, it had a fine template to compare it to....Chamberlain and Nazi Germany.
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It wasn't just Chamberlain, it was the entire League of Nations. They failed to act, and appeased, even as the signs were obvious that Germany was in violation of the settlement of WWI, and was intent upon arming, with bad intent.

The parallels of the world situation then and now are very disturbing. Highly recommended: 'The Gathering Storm', Churchill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 11:33 AM (NL+DJ)

165 >>Two lessons learned: (i) trapped rats mewl in a really unnerving manner; (b) smashed rat brain is shockingly white. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 11:30 AM (fuK7c)

Hi: We found your resume online, and thought you might be interested in leveraging your expertise in our state-of-the-art research and development laboratory...

Posted by: Zod Blackworks, DARPA recruiter at May 24, 2018 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)

166 Name and shame these Tawanna Brawleys.

"Tawanna-bes"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2018 11:34 AM (kqsXK)

167
K-9 KARNAGE!
Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:26 AM


https://tinyurl.com/yc833q96

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2018 11:34 AM (IqV8l)

168 158. If there were a subconscious mind, how could one ever know of its existence?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:34 AM (fA1SL)

169 For those desolate, hard to defend parts, why not landmine them? Mark 'em in English and Spanish.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 24, 2018 11:35 AM (ZLlh9)

170 Yeah, glue traps are unbelievably cruel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:35 AM (VgKNm)

171 They were trying to make it a positive, but they said, roughly, that the (D)s of today were moving away from trying to appeal to older white voters and were aiming to entice young people and minorities."

I believe Texas truly is the template for the country in coming years. (NOT California!) Texas Dems started making this move, to focus only on minorities and discourage whites, about 20 years ago. Texas dems have not won a statewide race in 24 years. Look at this race - they're running a white candidate, "Beto", who is known for his pandering to the Open Borders / Amnesty for All crowd. This urge is now going nationwide.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh)

172 smashed rat brain is shockingly white.
Posted by: Bandersnatch



No shit.

I saw Smashed Rat Brain open for Rubber Mallet at the Orpheum in '88 and there was not one minority on stage!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 11:36 AM (3oX+R)

173 For those desolate, hard to defend parts, why not landmine them?
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Sheee-oot. The illegals would dig'm up and sell'm to the drug cartels.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 24, 2018 11:36 AM (roQNm)

174 Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2018 11:33 AM (9chmE)

Thank you for your advice. I don't know if I can convince them to move, although Colorado is *not* what it was 30-40 years ago, but at least this way there may be one less issue that would stop them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2018 11:36 AM (rp9xB)

175 >>>Texas Police Release Video in Response to Woman's Rape Claim, Footage Tells Different Story

LOL. Even her own attorney called BS. I guess he knows that the police department is no Starbucks, so it would be futile to go ahead with a lawsuit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2)

176 169. Why can't we have landmines? Because a divorced former royal had a drunken frog as her driver. That's why.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:36 AM (fA1SL)

177 Morgan Freeman is in trouble now, 16 Women have come forward about his
sexual harassment, it it really surprising when he slept with his wife's
granddaughter and she was killed because of it by her boyfriend.



What's even more creepy is that I am seeing stuff about Steven
Spielberg because he was awfully close to Michael Jackson, nothing would
surprise me. And stories that he hire more kid extras than he really
needed.



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I think liberals want a world with no morals. Most especially sexual morals.

Pedophilia? OK
Incest? OK
Polygamy? OK
Bestiality? OK
Sex abuse? OK

I'm sure I'm missing some things in the above list.

The next obvious step is:

Murder? OK

None of this is good for society as a whole, yet liberals continue to go down the line of a utopia where everything is permitted, no matter how deviant and morally wrong.



Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2018 11:36 AM (0s3bJ)

178 >>So I got glue traps. They worked. They also presented a new problem. Glue traps trap, but do not kill, rats. The solution was Maxwell's Rubber Mallett.




Our old house had mice, so we did both regular mouse traps and glue traps. One night I had fallen asleep on the couch of the family room and was awoken by a scraaaatch-scraaaaatch-scraaaatch sound. With a flashlight discovered the source of the noise: the trap under a bureau had 5 baby mice, with the one live one using its two front legs in attempt to pull his hind legs free, dragging the whole thing forward with each pull. *shivers* Picked it up with dustbin w/a long handle and threw it out the back door.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)

179 Life after death is the ultimate Schrödinger's Box trick.

You've got to cross that gulf to know what's in it.

Funny thing is, if there is no afterlife, you'd never know.


Which is why, even in my darkest moments, I can't muster up the nerve to kill myself. Because I'm afraid of what's on the other side.

**trigger warning** I am not considering suicide right now; please do not be worried.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2018 11:37 AM (kqsXK)

180 Make a 5 mile belt along the border a free fire zone from dusk to dawn.
Posted by: wrg500


And from dawn to dusk.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 11:37 AM (3oX+R)

181 A quick retreat to the search engines reveals that someone or other put a gun to Sarah Silverman's head for the first half of her career and forced her to reveal all parts of her anatomy in major print venues. Huh.

For a long time, it seems, every "girl" who put her picture in Playboy was promised a billionaire husband on his deathbed. Those who did not or could not collect are justifiably bitter. They've been cheated by The Man.

The Dead Man.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 11:37 AM (rtvho)

182 For those desolate, hard to defend parts, why not landmine them? Mark 'em in English and Spanish.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 24, 2018 11:35 AM (ZLlh9)



Meh. Take the Darwinian approach to English Only.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (CPfoe)

183 Do our armed forces even use mines other than command detonated ones anymore?

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (LiyEm)

184 the (D)s of today were moving away from trying to appeal to older white voters and were aiming to entice young people and minorities.

Just think of us are your great-great-grandparents!

Posted by: Dems at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (ZpfqO)

185 169 For those desolate, hard to defend parts, why not landmine them? Mark 'em in English and Spanish."

And many days will it be before some clever person with experience digs a couple up and sets them out in a box in the middle of an intersection in Houston? And then when they blow up watch everyone claim that "The Government Did It!!!!"

You don't leave military hardware laying around unless you can keep it under constant live surveillance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (k1TUh)

186 The actual history is that Pershing took the army unit across the border, wandered around for a year, never caught Villa, never did much of anything, really, and when it looked like they were about to become part of the Mexican Civil War going on at the time, they declared "Victory!!!" and left, having never actually accomplished anything at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo
**********************

Whether your interpretation of the history is accurate or not, You missed the point.

The Point is that the incursion was not tolerated and as fact incursions across our border ceased.

Posted by: gNewt at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (FKi9J)

187 138 The US southern border is over 1800 miles long, and a lot of it is the most inhospitable and difficult to reach terrain in North America. You simply can't just build a wall through a lot of it.

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If it was so inhospitable and difficult, then the illegal immigrants wouldn't be coming through that way and we wouldn't need a wall there.

But they do.

So we do.

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (q/kmn)

188 >>None of this is good for society as a whole, yet liberals continue to go down the line of a utopia where everything is permitted, no matter how deviant and morally wrong.


They're normalizing the deviant, and demonizing the normal. That second part is key. It is not about tolerance or diversity.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (W+vEI)

189 Talcum X went all in on libeling the police officer. He should get his white ass sued into bankruptcy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (pw+jk)

190 Morgan Freeman, eh? I have ceased feeling sorry for any of the parties involved in this mess. I hope Hollywood tears itself apart.

Posted by: IC at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (a0IVu)

191 Bouncing Betty mines have the benefit that men fear having their junk blown up.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (aVYsC)

192 I haven't seen Insomniac around. ???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

193 Look at this race - they're running a white
candidate, "Beto", who is known for his pandering to the Open Borders /
Amnesty for All crowd. This urge is now going nationwide.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh)


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It will be funny if the (D)s are what saves conservatism.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:39 AM (VgKNm)

194 If there were a subconscious mind, how could one ever know of its existence?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:34 AM (fA1SL)

You can usually smell the bacon when the subconscious is cooking breakfast. Unless it goes lite, with the fruit and croissants.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 24, 2018 11:39 AM (9BLnV)

195
Annnnnnnddddddd that's how it's done!!!

FIRST AGAIN!!

I'm on a roll...

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 24, 2018 11:39 AM (mPeei)

196 Apologies tot he real BEN ROTHLISBURGER

THE BEN ROETHLISBERGER SOCK IS PUBLIC DOMAIN SO ANY MORON CAN USE IT IF THEY SPELL IT RIGHT.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 24, 2018 11:40 AM (FhXTo)

197 https://cnn.it/2Lr01tP
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Morgan Freeman story

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 24, 2018 11:40 AM (y3aQB)

198 Good on them for doing it - but they only had to fence 95 miles, all in pretty hospitable and easy to get to terrain.



The US southern border is over 1800 miles long, and a lot of it is
the most inhospitable and difficult to reach terrain in North America.
You simply can't just build a wall through a lot of it.



It's easy to criticize the idea of a defensible perimeter, but for a
big stretch of the border, probably from about Del Rio over to Tucson,
pulling back to I-10 and trying to control the flow at that barrier is
the best, most rational option. The people who live in no-mans land,
sadly, should get out of there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:24 AM (k1TUh)

Well ,the Hungarians 10mill US population is 310mill , 30 x 95 = 2850 miles and a much stronger per capita economy.

Posted by: muckrack at May 24, 2018 11:40 AM (UaEdm)

199 When Pershing was mucking around looking to chase Villa, Patton was with him. I forget the exact details, but Patton basically requisitioned a car, drove into town, and shot some Mexicans.

He would later claim that that was the first mechanized assault in history.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 11:41 AM (fuK7c)

200 Maybe they gave me another Age Waiver to stay in The Navy because we are going to War? I guess I better qual again on my sidearm ha? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 11:41 AM (Lg2h/)

201 I think liberals want a world with no morals. Most especially sexual morals.

Pedophilia? OK
Incest? OK
Polygamy? OK
Bestiality? OK
Sex abuse? OK

I'm sure I'm missing some things in the above list.

The next obvious step is:

Murder? OK

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Cannibalism? OK

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2018 11:41 AM (+y/Ru)

202 Trump waited until the Norks announced they had blown up their nuke testing facility this morning before he cancelled the summit.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 24, 2018 11:41 AM (3DZIZ)

203 Make a 5 mile belt along the border a free fire zone from dusk to dawn.
Posted by: wrg500


And from dawn to dusk.
Posted by: rickb223
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You could sell tickets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 11:41 AM (NL+DJ)

204 The US southern border is over 1800 miles long, and a lot of it is the
most inhospitable and difficult to reach terrain in North America. You
simply can't just build a wall through a lot of it.


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Someone should invent some sort of unmanned craft that could monitor the hard to reach areas. And someone else could invent a motorized conveyance driving all four wheels so that the trespassers could be easily picked up once they'd done all the hard work.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:41 AM (VgKNm)

205 Oh, aye...Beto will save the day!!/

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 24, 2018 11:41 AM (9iLHi)

206 Neighbors are worried about an 80-something widow who always gives illegals food and water. This time when she opened her door at 3 a.m., the illegals pushed into the house, tied her up and robbed her. Living by herself was never a problem before.

Apparently, this genius has never read "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie". If something did happen to her, it would be a start to fixing the problem.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2018 11:41 AM (/qEW2)

207 I swear, that border story makes me want to buy a Barrett 50 and a truckload of ammo and steer Southwest. That is the shame of leftard rule. Sickening and infuriating. And the fucking fbi is investigating Trump! Many need to ornament lamp posts.

Posted by: maddogg at May 24, 2018 11:42 AM (ckrhB)

208 Maybe. I figure you've got to be bugfuck crazy to dig for treasure in a minefield.

But you have to have some solution.

Telling Americans they have to leave parts of the US because they're indefensible is not politically feasible, I think.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 24, 2018 11:42 AM (ZLlh9)

209 201. Ask Marina Abramovic.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:42 AM (fA1SL)

210 Trump waited until the Norks announced they had blown up their nuke testing facility this morning before he cancelled the summit.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 24, 2018 11:41 AM (3DZIZ)

The NORKs blew it up because it was collapsing and to hide evidence.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 11:42 AM (Lg2h/)

211
They failed to act, and appeased, even as the signs were obvious that Germany was in violation of the settlement of WWI, and was intent upon arming, with bad intent.



There was a big explosion of gliding clubs in Germany from 1930-1939.Just thousands of young German men enjoying the sport of gliding and training to become future luftwaffe pilots

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2018 11:42 AM (10vO4)

212 Operation GUMSHOE

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)

213 Letters of marque for the southern border. No shortage of volunteers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:43 AM (VgKNm)

214 Yeah, this whole anti-land mine campaign has pretty much been a shill for those would would invade using Human Wave. Ayatollahs, Hussein, Red Peril. The pressure should be on to keep better records of where you planted 'em. That's the heartbreaker, when some kid 50 years after the war stumbles on one in the garden.


I'm not giving up a one of mine. Tragicanoe, and Tyler too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 11:43 AM (rtvho)

215 Maybe. I figure you've got to be bugfuck crazy to dig for treasure in a minefield.

drew a rare upland game hunting permit for china lake naval weapons test center. maps were issued where NOT to go.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 24, 2018 11:44 AM (8WdVC)

216 I haven't seen Insomniac around. ???


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (ptqGC)


Insomniac is having some personal / family issues right now that require his attention, and he also felt he needed to step away from the HQ for a while. He's OK.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2018 11:44 AM (kqsXK)

217 134
I thought that it is illegal for the CIA to spy on American citizens here in America.



Silly me.Posted by: JAS at May 24, 2018 11:25 AM (ii30j)

Wait, are you saying the Patriot Act might not be so patriotic?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 24, 2018 11:44 AM (UBzPO)

218 "Which is why, even in my darkest moments, I can't muster up the nerve to kill myself. Because I'm afraid of what's on the other side."

To sleep, perchance to Dream - aye, there's the rub! For in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause. There's the respect that makes calamity of so long a life....

The Undiscovered Country, from whose bourn no traveler returns, puzzles the will, and makes us rather bear those ills we have, than fly to others we know not of. Thus conscious doth make cowards of us all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:44 AM (k1TUh)

219
Apparently, this genius has never read "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie".

Somebody moved her cheese.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2018 11:44 AM (IqV8l)

220 199 When Pershing was mucking around looking to chase Villa, Patton was with him. I forget the exact details, but Patton basically requisitioned a car, drove into town, and shot some Mexicans.

He would later claim that that was the first mechanized assault in history.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 11:41 AM



Years ago I was a young lieutenant in the army stationed at Ft Lewis. I was in getting my wife a new ID Card and while waiting I met this old guy.
Turns out he was a private in Patton's platoon during this time. Said going into Mexico was the most fun he'd ever had.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2018 11:45 AM (neVEe)

221 153 So I got glue traps. They worked. They also presented a new problem. Glue traps trap, but do not kill, rats. The solution was Maxwell's Rubber Mallett.

Two lessons learned: (i) trapped rats mewl in a really unnerving manner; (b) smashed rat brain is shockingly white.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 11:30 AM (fuK7c)

A friend of mine preferred to soak the traps in alcohol and set them ablaze.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2018 11:45 AM (WDCYi)

222 By the way a great letter PDT wrote to the little fat fuck in NK. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 11:45 AM (Lg2h/)

223 pulling back to I-10 and trying to control the flow at that barrier is the best, most rational option.

Well, in that case, why not pull back to I-5 in Oregon and I-80 in Tahoe?

Building a wall is not rocket science, and we can do rocket science.

Posted by: t-bird at May 24, 2018 11:45 AM (7ThJ3)

224
MeToo is gonna have to change their hashtag for all these leftist men to...

MeThree MeFour MeFive MeSix....

Posted by: Spoonsayer at May 24, 2018 11:45 AM (ro1q5)

225 Trump speaking now...

Addresses NoKo immediately....

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2018 11:46 AM (Enq6K)

226 >>170 Yeah, glue traps are unbelievably cruel.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:35 AM (VgKNm)

"Manuel," she whispered in the dark. "Manuel, can you hear me?"
She heard a moist sucking sound; he was pulling the sock from his mouth. "Esse. I hear you. Don't struggle. Maybe the next plane will drop water. Sometimes they do."
"I'm stuck, Manuel." She arched her neck, looking back. Home was only yards behind.
"I know, chica. Remain calm. We will get help soon."

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)

227
I haven't seen Insomniac around. ???



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM (ptqGC)



Insomniac is having some personal / family issues right now that
require his attention, and he also felt he needed to step away from the
HQ for a while. He's OK.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2018 11:44 AM (kqsXK)



Thanks for the info. I was worried.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2018 11:46 AM (ptqGC)

228 I met this old guy. Turns out he was a private in Patton's platoon during this time. Said going into Mexico was the most fun he'd ever had.


Oh that's awesome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 11:47 AM (fuK7c)

229 Necrobestiality : Because there's never a bad time to beat a dead horse.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2018 11:47 AM (WDCYi)

230 Building a wall is not rocket science, and we can do rocket science.

Posted by: t-bird at May 24, 2018 11:45 AM



What's this "we" sh*t Kemosabe?

Posted by: NASA at May 24, 2018 11:47 AM (neVEe)

231 Letters of marque for the southern border. No shortage of volunteers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



Been saying that for years.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 11:48 AM (3oX+R)

232 Yeah, glue traps are unbelievably cruel.


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"Manuel," she whispered in the dark. "Manuel, can you hear me?"

She heard a moist sucking sound; he was pulling the sock from his
mouth. "Esse. I hear you. Don't struggle. Maybe the next plane will drop
water. Sometimes they do."

"I'm stuck, Manuel." She arched her neck, looking back. Home was only yards behind.

"I know, chica. Remain calm. We will get help soon."

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)


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FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:48 AM (VgKNm)

233 By the way a great letter PDT wrote to the little fat fuck in NK. LOL
=====

The clear, unambiguous, declarative sentences are genius. No 'translation errors'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 24, 2018 11:48 AM (MIKMs)

234 Glue traps.... have always used them... very effective.... rather cruel, but there you go.... my touchstone about that sort of thing is if it makes me feel sort of bad for the vermin, I am okay.... if it made me strangely aroused, well that would be bad...
sort of like my response to home killed meat on the farm... kinda felt bad for the pigs and cows, but hey, ya gotta eat... ( chickens, meh)....

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 11:49 AM (zSVEm)

235 Trump cancels Nork summit.

That, people, is how you call somebody's bluff.

Posted by: filbert at May 24, 2018 11:49 AM (953wK)

236 196
Apologies tot he real BEN ROTHLISBURGER

THE BEN ROETHLISBERGER SOCK IS PUBLIC DOMAIN SO ANY MORON CAN USE IT IF THEY SPELL IT RIGHT.


Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 24, 2018 11:40 AM (FhXTo)


ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE NO ONE CAN SPELL MY REAL LAST NAME RIGHT OR EVEN PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY WHILE READING IT!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 24, 2018 11:49 AM (ymnmz)

237
Weird how everything the Left looks for in Conservatives/Repubicans, they find in themselves.

Fascism. Racism. Rape, molestation. Tax cheats. Plagiarizers.

Posted by: Spoonsayer at May 24, 2018 11:49 AM (ro1q5)

238 What does the Horde know about VA hospital services in Houston? I hear
Dallas mentioned a lot, does that mean there aren't any in Houston?


There is a VA hospital in Houston. In the 90s I knew a doctor who worked there. He was the person who turned me on to the zone diet. As VA hospitals go it was pretty good. Near the Medical center. Don't know what it is like now after Obama.


Posted by: An Observation at May 24, 2018 11:50 AM (Kua8E)

239 They're normalizing the deviant, and demonizing the normal. That second part is key. It is not about tolerance or diversity.



Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 11:38 AM
--

You're 100% correct.

And... it's still not good for society as a whole. I don't have kids, but I worry about what future generations will have to face.

Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2018 11:50 AM (0s3bJ)

240 @218 "Conscious" makes cowards...
Shit. You were doing so damned well, too.Sounded like Shakespeare or somethin.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 11:50 AM (rtvho)

241 Thinking maybe Kim had to put on a little Kabuki for the generals back home. Couldn't be seen to give in too easily.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 24, 2018 11:50 AM (oLa9K)

242
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE NO ONE CAN SPELL MY REAL LAST NAME RIGHT OR EVEN PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY WHILE READING IT!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 24, 2018 11:49 AM (ymnmz)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE NEITHER CAN BEN

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2018 11:51 AM (10vO4)

243 228 I met this old guy. Turns out he was a private in Patton's platoon during this time. Said going into Mexico was the most fun he'd ever had.


Oh that's awesome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 11:47 AM



It was really a fun chat. Sadly, he passed away soon afterwards but what a great guy. Lots of stories about the Army back "in the day." He loved Patton. Said he was a great Platoon Leader. He told me they really didn't have much of an idea of what they were doing and kinda made it up as they went along.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2018 11:51 AM (neVEe)

244 The people who live in no-mans land,
sadly, should get out of there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:24 AM (k1TUh)

You have no idea what you are talking about. The border isn't some wasteland of impenatrable terrain. Most of it is easily walled and patrolled on foot, horseback, motorized vehicle, and airborne platforms. We just need the national will to secure it.

Pull back to I-10? Load of horsesh*t.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 24, 2018 11:51 AM (O9qtX)

245 Trump and Kim are really almost comical - you've got to imagine this as negotiations between two nasty New York real estate dealers who both know every trick.

Kim was gonna get everyone excited, then make new demands at the last minute and threaten to walk away. So Trump saw it coming, worked to get North Korea and China all excited, and then walked away before Kim could walk away. So now it isn't over, we're just back to square one with both sides having proven they know the same tricks and they know how to play them. So maybe the real negotiating starts now - or maybe another round of tricks before that starts. It's the Art of the Deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:51 AM (k1TUh)

246 Oh, never use rat poison.... the smell from the walls can be pretty gamey....

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 11:51 AM (zSVEm)

247 "Manuel," she whispered in the dark. "Manuel, can you hear me?"

She heard a moist sucking sound; he was pulling the sock from his
mouth. "Esse. I hear you. Don't struggle. Maybe the next plane will drop
water. Sometimes they do."

"I'm stuck, Manuel." She arched her neck, looking back. Home was only yards behind.

"I know, chica. Remain calm. We will get help soon."

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)


Tighter than my baby shoe story.

Posted by: Zombie Ernest Hemmingway at May 24, 2018 11:52 AM (ymnmz)

248 LOL damned autospell!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:52 AM (k1TUh)

249 I think liberals want a world with no morals. Most especially sexual morals.

Pedophilia? OK
Incest? OK
Polygamy? OK
Bestiality? OK
Sex abuse? OK

I'm sure I'm missing some things in the above list.

The next obvious step is:

Murder? OK

None of this is good for society as a whole, yet liberals continue to go down the line of a utopia where everything is permitted, no matter how deviant and morally wrong.


========

I think it's more accurate to say they're ok with polyamory. They still go after polygamous cults out west.

They're already OK with murder. Remember the trial of Kate Steinle's killer? The jury acquitted him and the press actually used it as an argument against Trump, saying "See? He was innocent. Therefore it was racist of Trump to use this as an exemplar of how dangerous the illegal invasion is".

And personally, as long as they keep the murders in inner cities and no-go zones, I think it is good for society. I just wish they'd pick up the pace a little.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2018 11:52 AM (/qEW2)

250 Set up Elder Camp Sites all along the border with free hook ups (electric, water, waste disposal, satellite) in return for monitoring.

Also weapons self defense certificate required; training gratis.

Posted by: gNewt at May 24, 2018 11:52 AM (FKi9J)

251 drew a rare upland game hunting permit for china lake naval weapons test center. maps were issued where NOT to go.
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe
---------------

I recall driving through a section of Camp Lejeune where there were the typical yellow road signs that warn of curves,etc.

These said, "Live artillery rounds passing overhead"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 11:52 AM (NL+DJ)

252 245 Kim was gonna get everyone excited, then make new demands at the last minute and threaten to walk away. So Trump saw it coming, worked to get North Korea and China all excited, and then walked away before Kim could walk away. So now it isn't over, we're just back to square one with both sides having proven they know the same tricks and they know how to play them. So maybe the real negotiating starts now - or maybe another round of tricks before that starts. It's the Art of the Deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:51 AM (k1TUh)


Unlike all the talking heads and most of the Twitiots, PDT knows to never take his eye off of what China is doing.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2018 11:53 AM (WDCYi)

253
Trump cancels Nork summit.



Once again Trump lets his feminine side show

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2018 11:53 AM (10vO4)

254 that giant pile of pastrami they gave me at Katz's.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2018 11:10 AM (qQzv7)

Glad it worked out!

That sandwich is pretty good, and the size is just ridiculous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2018 11:54 AM (wYseH)

255 249 I think it's more accurate to say they're ok with polyamory. They still go after polygamous cults out west.

They're already OK with murder. Remember the trial of Kate Steinle's killer? The jury acquitted him and the press actually used it as an argument against Trump, saying "See? He was innocent. Therefore it was racist of Trump to use this as an exemplar of how dangerous the illegal invasion is".

And personally, as long as they keep the murders in inner cities and no-go zones, I think it is good for society. I just wish they'd pick up the pace a little.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2018 11:52 AM (/qEW2)

Polygamy is (possibly begrudgingly) fine with them, because they're not going to draw a line in the sand that will turn the Muslims against them.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2018 11:54 AM (WDCYi)

256 I met this old guy. Turns out he was a private in Patton's platoon
during this time. Said going into Mexico was the most fun he'd ever had.






Oh that's awesome.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 11:47 AM

---

It's not often that Cormac McCarthy is on topic twice, but he wrote a terrifying passage about a man what got mixed up with some military headed down south and they came upon a stampede, but the stampede was just an insane disguise for even more insane murderers riding low on their horses and hidden from view.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:54 AM (VgKNm)

257 I love that the democrat idiots (all of them) are calling out Trump for cancelling the meeting with Whoa-Fat. These same people present our collective starfish to any other country to bang and not even give us a kiss. Trump on the other hand has closed 1000s of negotiations and has a 99.99% win rate.

I'll go with Trump on deals and not children with no experience and small brains.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 24, 2018 11:54 AM (pw+jk)

258 Back in the early eighties, or earlier, I think
there was a guy doing that. He got busted for having numerous unmarked
graves on his property.


Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 24, 2018 11:11 AM (roQNm)

Sounds like a golden business opportunity for me to market Peon's Mobile Thermite-powered Crematorium. No fuss, no muss, just slag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 11:55 AM (WFV7d)

259 I'll have to see if I can find it online. Really disturbing and wonderful.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:55 AM (VgKNm)

260 Bottom line is Kim got Trump to agree to meet him
Something no POTUS has ever done before
KIm still get to keep the USNavy ship
USS Pueblo
Yrump agreed to fly 10000 miles to meet and legitimize Kim
What did the USA get ?

Posted by: Harry at May 24, 2018 11:56 AM (SMHYk)

261 258. Soylent Verde.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:56 AM (fA1SL)

262 I think it's more accurate to say they're ok with polyamory. They still go after polygamous cults out west.
-----------

I'm fine with polyamory

Posted by: The Mountain Lion at May 24, 2018 11:56 AM (NL+DJ)

263 If there were a subconscious mind, how could one ever know of its existence?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


The liminal mind keeps a post office box in the subliminal.

Posted by: Guru Radd Dadd Upanishadd (Smythe) at May 24, 2018 11:56 AM (+bodw)

264 >>pulling back to I-10 and trying to control the flow at that barrier is the best, most rational option.


There's field of fire aplenty. We don't need to retreat.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 11:56 AM (w9Al4)

265 260. Three Americans at no cost in blood or treasure or national security.

Fuck you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:57 AM (fA1SL)

266 261 258. Soylent Verde.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:56 AM (fA1SL)

Long Chorizo.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2018 11:57 AM (WDCYi)

267 What did the USA get ?
Posted by: Harry at May 24, 2018 11:56 AM (SMHYk)

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 11:57 AM (Lg2h/)

268 266. Carne Seca.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:58 AM (fA1SL)

269 265
260. Three Americans at no cost in blood or treasure or national security.



Fuck you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:57 AM (fA1SL)
Well said. Especially the last part.

Posted by: IC at May 24, 2018 11:58 AM (a0IVu)

270 Like they say in " Galaxy Quest"...... " never retreat, never surrender".....

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 11:58 AM (zSVEm)

271 I think liberals want a world with no morals. Most especially sexual morals.
***
Its all about using tools.

In the late Weimar Republic it was "anything goes" encouraged by both the national and international socialists purely to destabilize society.

As soon as the (nationalist in this case) socialists took power though it was a way to throw disfavored people in prison (or worse).

Same thing in Cuba, or Russia, etc...


Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2018 11:59 AM (eSx+E)

272 I am guessing China and No Ko were not expecting this move from Trump..considering they have been used to previous presidents pleading and groveling for crumbs

Posted by: IC at May 24, 2018 11:59 AM (a0IVu)

273
It's overflowing with "cum"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2018 11:59 AM (pNxlR)

274 per Drudge, Morgan Freeman in the crosshairs.

Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2018 11:59 AM (gsi3D)

275 Oh, look, a one-name troll!

GFY. Then go fuck Barry.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 24, 2018 11:59 AM (VtbGe)

276 Better than retreating is establishing a checkpoint line twelve miles within their border.

Posted by: gNewt at May 24, 2018 12:00 PM (FKi9J)

277 268 266. Carne Seca.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:58 AM (fA1SL)


There could be an old Greek man at the border, roasting them like Gyros meat.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2018 12:00 PM (WDCYi)

278 >>>>The NORKs blew it up because it was collapsing and to hide evidence.

Yeah, but destruction of the site was also supposed to be part of their pre-summit publicity show.

Heh.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 24, 2018 12:00 PM (3DZIZ)

279 @258 I was wondering what you did with your surplus rust...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 12:00 PM (rtvho)

280 We came, we saw, he choked on his Kimchi!
*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 24, 2018 12:01 PM (2Mnv1)

281 277. Exports. Think of the exports!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 12:01 PM (fA1SL)

282 Which is why, even in my darkest moments, I can't muster up the nerve to kill myself. Because I'm afraid of what's on the other side. ...
Posted by: Mary Poppins'


Fear not, as some old Jewish guy once suggested.

Salvation awaits if Pops is a good God.

You'll never know if there is no Pops.

(If Pops is a bad god, throw away your theological dictionary.)

IIRC, that same Jewish guy said, Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof!

One. Day. At. A. Time.

Posted by: Guru Radd Dadd Upanishadd (Smythe) at May 24, 2018 12:01 PM (+bodw)

283 Well they might have had a lot of gun in Mexico but Patton didn't accomplish anything did he ?

Posted by: Harry at May 24, 2018 12:01 PM (SMHYk)

284 Building a wall is not rocket science, and we can do rocket science.

Posted by: t-bird at May 24, 2018 11:45 AM


What's this "we" sh*t Kemosabe?
Posted by: NASA at May 24, 2018 11:47 AM (neVEe)

========

LOL. Even the flat earthers can do rocket science. Can NASA still do it? Seems they're more comfortable doing Muslim outreach.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2018 12:01 PM (/qEW2)

285 >>266 261 258. Soylent Verde.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 11:56 AM (fA1SL)
Long Chorizo.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2018 11:57 AM (WDCYi)

(Wipes away a single litter-Indian tear) You guys are...you're...you're beautiful to me.

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)

286 I love that leftists view victory as Trump failing by achieving exactly the same thing Obama did.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 12:02 PM (VgKNm)

287 I think liberals want a world with no morals. Most especially sexual morals.
***
Its all about using tools.

In the late Weimar Republic it was "anything goes"


----


The left better pray hard that it never gets to "anything goes" and no morals.

I have a list of names....

Just sayin.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 12:02 PM (3oX+R)

288 GFY. Then go fuck Barry.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 24, 2018 11:59 AM
====

That's a tough one. They both are catchers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 24, 2018 12:02 PM (pw+jk)

289 >>Morgan Freeman in the crosshairs.


He forgot to keep it in the Family.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:02 PM (w9Al4)

290 I am guessing China and No Ko were not expecting this move"

Well, based on previous experiences... like Ms Halfbright...

heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2018 12:02 PM (7LY+6)

291 Hairy Reed posts here now? The guy who still hasn't denied liking little boys?

Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2018 12:03 PM (gsi3D)

292 Well, minus the part where we give up a bunch of terrorists in exchange for a deserter who wanted to join the terrorists. You probably knew what I meant, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 12:03 PM (VgKNm)

293 283. Yep. George S. Patton - obscure loser. Total failure.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 12:03 PM (fA1SL)

294 So Freckle- Face, everyones favorite movie actor President/ Government Poobah, got in trouble with the Feiminist Red Guard.... Nemesis is real, looks like.

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 12:03 PM (zSVEm)

295 Well they might have had a lot of gun in Mexico but Patton didn't accomplish anything did he ?


Well, he hung out with Pershing, got to work with him in the first tank war, then later in the next tank war he had a shitton of experience and theory to work from.

Worked out ok.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 12:03 PM (fuK7c)

296 Well they might have had a lot of gun in Mexico but Patton didn't accomplish anything did he ?
Posted by: Harry
----------------

Curiously coincident, Villa did not make any more cross-border raids.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:04 PM (NL+DJ)

297 267 What did the USA get ?

An influx of one-name guys?

Posted by: The Wolf at May 24, 2018 12:04 PM (pxOl8)

298 , Villa did not make any more cross-border raids."

Huh.

Go figure.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2018 12:04 PM (7LY+6)

299 The cake controversy reminds me of the time that Cummins Inc. changed their stock symbol about 15 years ago. The press release said--"Cummins has changed its stock symbol for its listing on the NYSE to 'CMI', effective from the start of US market trading today, December 10.

The change says Cummins "more appropriately aligns Cummins stock symbol with its corporate image as a fully-integrated supplier of power and related products."

Any guess what the old ticket was?

Posted by: Scanner Dan at May 24, 2018 12:05 PM (2h9/x)

300 Anyplace we cannot build a wall we may just have to build a minefield

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 24, 2018 12:05 PM (rBnYq)

301 Oh Harry, English is not your native tongue nor your friend...ah amigo.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 24, 2018 12:05 PM (pw+jk)

302 Oh, about What's on the Other Side.... I am going with the idea all of this is a continuum... when we die, God uploads our Essence, and then we get sorted....

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 12:05 PM (zSVEm)

303 An emboldened Iran, dominating the MidEast was the goal of BHO.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 24, 2018 12:05 PM (5iPef)

304 260 Bottom line is Kim got Trump to agree to meet him
Something no POTUS has ever done before
KIm still get to keep the USNavy ship
USS Pueblo
Yrump agreed to fly 10000 miles to meet and legitimize Kim
What did the USA get ?

Americans returned, mountain for nuke testing blown up and the last laugh... All and all pretty good...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2018 12:06 PM (O2RFr)

305 >>I am guessing China and No Ko were not expecting this move"



Yeah, despite Trump saying that the talks may not work, because he's not going to make an agreement that isn't good for America.

See how that works? You don't have to make an agreement - even a bad one - to save face or declare success.

Trump doesn't do things the DC way, for better or worse. I am not concerned about the latest wrinkle.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

306 >>300 Anyplace we cannot build a wall we may just have to build a minefield Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 24, 2018 12:05 PM (rBnYq)

Or a yellow-brick road.

Slathered with broken glass and adhesive.

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)

307 I had to laugh at the "summa cum laude" cake thing. That line is Latin, meaning "with great honors". My stepdaughter graduated from college a few years ago, and when her name was called, they also announced she had graduated summa cum laude, with the "cum" part pronounced "coom", or pretty close to that.

Yet another example of how the two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 24, 2018 12:06 PM (1bzSL)

308 The left better pray hard that it never gets to "anything goes" and no morals.

I have a list of names....

Just sayin.
Posted by: rickb223
------------

I keep waiting for The Constitution to be declared null and void. I figure that would provide me with a lot of latitude.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:06 PM (NL+DJ)

309 302. Tengrism has a beautiful life to come. You meet your spirit-horse, whose health and strength depend on the life you lived here - and ride the steppe in eternal summer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 12:06 PM (fA1SL)

310 The parents of Trayvon Martin are suing The Weinstein Company for at least $150,000 over a TV series about their son that never came to fruition.

Sybrina Fulton and Tracy Martin filed court papers last week at a federal bankruptcy court in Delaware against the entity, according to the Associated Press. The couple is claiming that the now-bankrupt Weinstein Company, which was formerly run by disgraced Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein, owes them executive producer services fees for their work on a TV series about their teen son that has yet to air.

LOL..Bottom feeding scum. The apple did not fall from the tree

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 12:07 PM (Lg2h/)

311 What did the USA get ?

=


we got Trump, amigo

Posted by: runner at May 24, 2018 12:07 PM (bUjCl)

312 278
>>>>The NORKs blew it up because it was collapsing and to hide evidence.


Yeah, but destruction of the site was also supposed to be part of their pre-summit publicity show.



Heh.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 24, 2018 12:00 PM (3DZIZ)

The Chicoms must be very pleased with this detonation. That just stirred up all kinds of radioactive dust and dirt into the atmosphere - blowing their way.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2018 12:07 PM (jxbfJ)

313 An emboldened Iran, dominating the MidEast was the goal of BHO President Jarrett.

FTFY

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 24, 2018 12:07 PM (Boy/L)

314 >>Any guess what the old ticket was?


"Uhh?"
*blushes*

-- Publix bakery employee

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)

315 It's easy to criticize the idea of a defensible
perimeter, but for a big stretch of the border, probably from about Del
Rio over to Tucson, pulling back to I-10 and trying to control the flow
at that barrier is the best, most rational option. The people who live
in no-mans land, sadly, should get out of there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 11:24 AM (k1TUh)

No that's just ceding a tract of land larger than most Eastern States to the invaders. Two razor-wire fences, 20 yards apart, the whole way, the space between to be a free-fire zone, and any U.S. citizen permitted to fire into it, at anything, any time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:07 PM (WFV7d)

316 Eight women have accused famed actor Morgan Freeman of harassment and inappropriate behavior, alleging he touched them inappropriately and made suggestive comments about their appearance, according to an explosive report by CNN.

This is called being hoisted on your pitard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 12:08 PM (Lg2h/)

317 Army learned a lot about field maintenance of trucks and aircraft.Care and cleaning of certain machine gun types. Valuable knowledge, later. It's what little expeditions are for.

Elwood Quesada crossed Panama. Youse could look it up. Big deal it was.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 12:08 PM (rtvho)

318 8 Summa Cum Laude would make a great porno movie title
____________

Summa Cum Loudly

Posted by: Shoeless guy at May 24, 2018 12:08 PM (xKSgN)

319 306
>>300 Anyplace we cannot build a wall we may just have to build a
minefield Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 24, 2018
12:05 PM (rBnYq)



Or a yellow-brick road.



Slathered with broken glass and adhesive.

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)

What? No liberal tears?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2018 12:09 PM (jxbfJ)

320 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A PITARD IS SOME KIND OF DENTAL TOOL

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 12:09 PM (rtvho)

321 owes them executive producer services fees for their work on a TV series about their teen son that has yet to air.


---

You know, when I saw Mr. Martin and whatever Tray-tray's mom's last name is, that was the first thing that came to my mind.

Executive producers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 12:09 PM (VgKNm)

322 309 302. Tengrism has a beautiful life to come. You meet your spirit-horse, whose health and strength depend on the life you lived here - and ride the steppe in eternal summer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 12:06 PM (fA1SL)

Sounds good... then there is the Elysian Fields... with doggies... someone famous once said " if there are no dogs in Heaven, I want to go where they are"....

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 12:10 PM (zSVEm)

323 317. In honor of his achievements, we Texans to this day call a tortilla grilled cheese sammich a Quesadilla.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 12:10 PM (fA1SL)

324 Trump doesn't do things the DC way, for better or worse. I am not concerned about the latest wrinkle.

Posted by: Lizzy
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The perfect clip:

http://tinyurl.com/y9veurum

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:10 PM (NL+DJ)

325 This is called being hoisted on your pitard"

It's called "laughing my ass off at a pompous twatwaffle"

/petard

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2018 12:10 PM (7LY+6)

326 I thought it was funny because "petard" is so close to "retard."

Posted by: The Wolf at May 24, 2018 12:10 PM (pxOl8)

327 City of Brotherly Love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w18qyoUvj0A&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2018 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)

328 >>Two razor-wire fences, 20 yards apart, the whole way, the space between to be a free-fire zone, and any U.S. citizen permitted to fire into it, at anything, any time.


This.

When the 20 yards fill up with bodies, we advance 100 Yards and re-set out fences.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:10 PM (w9Al4)

329 Eight women have accused famed actor Morgan Freeman of harassment and
inappropriate behavior, alleging he touched them inappropriately and
made suggestive comments about their appearance

--

Oh God. Him, too?

(Wait for it...)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 12:11 PM (VgKNm)

330 >>Eight women have accused famed actor Morgan Freeman of harassment and inappropriate behavior....


Slightly related: Morgan Freeman was part of that ridiculous, cringe-worthy Iran Deal propaganda video with Jack Black and his Frisbee.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)

331 Was it Morgan Freeman who supposedly had something going with somebody in his family, a stepdaughter or something? The guy is a hound dawg I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 24, 2018 12:11 PM (rBnYq)

332 330
As well as a 'General' of the #Resistance.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 12:11 PM (fA1SL)

333 Eight women have accused famed actor Morgan Freeman of harassment and inappropriate behavior, alleging he touched them inappropriately and made suggestive comments about their appearance, according to an explosive report by CNN.
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The guy has always struck me as a creep.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:12 PM (NL+DJ)

334 Oh God. Him, too?

(Wait for it...)"

El snorto

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2018 12:12 PM (7LY+6)

335 316
Eight women have accused famed actor Morgan Freeman of harassment and
inappropriate behavior, alleging he touched them inappropriately and
made suggestive comments about their appearance, according to an
explosive report by CNN.



This is called being hoisted on your pitard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 12:08 PM (Lg2h/)

What did he say? "Hey, I wanna see your batcave!"? "Can I drive Miss Daisy"? "Evan Almighty? Heh. Come here sweetie and you'll be screaming Morgan Almighty!!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2018 12:12 PM (jxbfJ)

336 Tengrism has a beautiful life to come. You meet your spirit-horse, whose health and strength depend on the life you lived here - and ride the steppe in eternal summer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


I don't make it 500 yards.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 12:12 PM (3oX+R)

337 Ranchers learned to leave the corpses where they are. Calling them in meant the very low population county had to pay for autopsies and burial/transport back to Mexico. Burying the corpse meant legal trouble as in did you kill him/her. So they don't "see" them unless they are on the side of a public road. And ranchers have been "moving to town" for many years and drive out to their property. Most don't even have houses on the property any longer and the water sources are locked. No one owes illegals and coyotes anything in south Texas or anywhere along the border.

Posted by: Lester at May 24, 2018 12:12 PM (LfJIn)

338 Seriously, though, wasn't Morgan Freemen out cruising in a Mitsubishi Galant with his romantically-involved stepdaughter or step-granddaughter a la pornhub a few years ago?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 12:12 PM (VgKNm)

339 Oh God. Him, too?

(Wait for it...)
Posted by: Moron Robbie

#himtoo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:12 PM (NL+DJ)

340 >>The guy has always struck me as a creep.


Wasn't he fucking his granddaughter?

Or, was that Samuel Jackson?

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:12 PM (w9Al4)

341 http://bit.ly/2LtgqxS
=========
FBI Informant Stefan Halper Accused Of Making 'False' And 'Absurd' Allegations About Russian Infiltration At Cambridge

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 24, 2018 12:13 PM (y3aQB)

342 316
Eight women have accused famed actor Morgan Freeman of harassment and
inappropriate behavior, alleging he touched them inappropriately and
made suggestive comments about their appearance, according to an
explosive report by CNN.



This is called being hoisted on your pitard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 12:08 PM (Lg2h/)



I am not petarded.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman's Deep Sonorous Voice at May 24, 2018 12:13 PM (ymnmz)

343 318 8 Summa Cum Laude would make a great porno movie title
____________

Summa Cum Loudly
Posted by: Shoeless guy at May 24, 2018

*
*
Summa? I dated her!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2018 12:13 PM (G+x7t)

344 336. Ha! Just keep burning those rams and cut down on the koumis, and you'll be fine. Tengri is a surprisingly tolerant and easy-going divinity.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 12:13 PM (fA1SL)

345 Posted by: Morgan Freeman's Deep Sonorous Voice"

You just wanted a peek of Scarlet's Johannsens....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2018 12:14 PM (7LY+6)

346 >>283 Well they might have had a lot of gun in Mexico but Patton didn't accomplish anything did he ? Posted by: Harry at May 24, 2018 12:01 PM (SMHYk)

Someone needs to read (in this order) Ladislas Farago; the "do-not-inhale" instructions on the spraypaint label.

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)

347
What did the USA get ?
Posted by: Harry at May 24, 2018 11:56 AM (SMHYk)


The undoubted honor (in your mind) of hearing your received wisdom.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2018 12:14 PM (pNxlR)

348 Or, was that Samuel Jackson?

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:12 PM (w9Al4)


---

They're essentially the same person to me. Get the f*ck out of every movie I want to watch, bastards.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 12:14 PM (VgKNm)

349 On the way back from our beach stay on the FL Gulf, we saw this sign in a small FL Panhandle town:


"Conservative Country

Liberals, keep on going"

And that right there is the difference between the Real Florida and the blue part of the state in the south.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2018 12:14 PM (ptqGC)

350 alleging he touched them inappropriately and
made suggestive comments about their appearance



Are we at #TooFar yet?

I would want a lot more specificity before I start hating on Morgan Freeman.

Pretty much all flirtation starts with comments and perhaps a touch to see if it's reciprocated. No flirting means no necking means no sex having means no babies means the end of the human race.

Do you really want the end of the human race?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 12:15 PM (fuK7c)

351
278 >>>>The NORKs blew it up because it was collapsing and to hide evidence.

Yeah, but destruction of the site was also supposed to be part of their pre-summit publicity show.


so the norks destroyed one summit and trump destroyed the other. which was more bigly?

Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2018 12:15 PM (v3pYe)

352 Bill Cosby, then Morgan Freeman.

If "things come in threes", Will Smith will be going down any day now.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2018 12:15 PM (WDCYi)

353 Trump doesn't do things the DC way, for better or worse. I am not concerned about the latest wrinkle.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)



Those that criticise Trump should shut up an learn.

Posted by: gNewt at May 24, 2018 12:15 PM (FKi9J)

354 Saint Skittles' parents missed an opportunity by not waiting in a Starcucks for Weinstein without buying anything.
This could have been a bonanza for those two fine upstanding parents.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 24, 2018 12:15 PM (pw+jk)

355 Elwood Quesada crossed Panama. Youse could look it up. Big deal it was.
Posted by: Stringer Davis



Elwood and Jake crossed Chicago. It was a pretty big deal too.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (3oX+R)

356 What did the USA get ?
Posted by: Harry at May 24, 2018 11:56 AM (SMHYk)


Yo mama.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (hMwEB)

357 Yet another example of how the two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 24, 2018 12:06 PM



Ha! I love it!
So far I have used that line three times this morning around the office. Two people got it, one didn't which kinda proves the point.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (neVEe)

358 If I want deep sonorous black male voices.... I always go with James Earl Jones... nicely scandal free as a bonus...

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (zSVEm)

359 >>The NORKs blew it up


YOU ANIMALS!

Posted by: Zombie Heston at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (w9Al4)

360 Morgan Freeman tweeted: "Trump's residency is the biggest political scandal in our world's history.

He later tweeted: "White supremacist like Donald J Trump shouldn't be in the country."

In his scathing attacks, Mr Freeman accused President Trump of being a "political dummy" and "moron" who bought North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's promise of denuclearization.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9k8lnpp


My schadenboner's buying a stairway to heaven.

Posted by: The Wolf at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (pxOl8)

361 >>When the 20 yards fill up with bodies, we advance 100 Yards and re-set out fences.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:10 PM (w9Al4)

Or we call the "filled-up part with bodies" a "wall," and bob's your uncle.

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (Bdeb0)

362
Wasn't he fucking his granddaughter?

Or, was that Samuel Jackson?
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:12 PM (w9Al4)


Step-granddaughter, and it was Freeman.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (pNxlR)

363 Letters of marque for the southern border. No shortage of volunteers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 11:43 AM (VgKNm)

I think that's a little extreme, don't you? Why don't we just declare Illegal Immigrant season, say around harvest time, and let all the sport hunters head down to the border. They will stimulate the tourist economy in these areas. Plus, they can sell the pelts to leather workers. Mexican skin can be brushed to a soft, golden brown that looks great on most women.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 24, 2018 12:17 PM (9BLnV)

364 * head spins with all this morning's chatter *

I think I need to go do something.

Later, g8rs.

Posted by: mindful webworker wakes up just to say at May 24, 2018 12:17 PM (+bodw)

365 >> Elwood Quesada crossed Panama.


You are thinking of David Lee Roth and the Van Halen Expedition.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:17 PM (w9Al4)

366 drink kumis, live forever

Posted by: runner of the Kublai Khanate at May 24, 2018 12:17 PM (bUjCl)

367 CBD needs a Gab Feed..

Posted by: Quint at May 24, 2018 12:17 PM (vChNs)

368 323 317. In honor of his achievements, we Texans to this day call a tortilla grilled cheese sammich a Quesadilla.

i call them a cheese dealy

Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2018 12:17 PM (sGtp+)

369 Insomniac if you are reading I miss you. I hope your absence is mostly caused by being happily busy IRL.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at May 24, 2018 12:18 PM (84F5k)

370 >>>IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A PITARD IS SOME KIND OF DENTAL TOOL

For 8 years, Joe Biden was my pet 'tard.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 24, 2018 12:18 PM (/qEW2)

371 award winning orchid named after Melania

https://twitter.com/JenNongel/status/999618317143994368

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 24, 2018 12:18 PM (hMwEB)

372 >>Or we call the "filled-up part with bodies" a "wall," and bob's your uncle.


That's no way to generate Green Energy.

We burn the bodies to charge the batteries...
we hashed this all out on the ONT last night.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:18 PM (w9Al4)

373
Eight women have accused famed actor Morgan Freeman of harassment and inappropriate behavior....


Being a leader of the resistance is all fun and games until somebody puts your nuts in a vice.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2018 12:18 PM (10vO4)

374 Do you really want the end of the human race?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 12:15 PM (fuK7c)

Read the article. It's pretty creepy if even half of it is true.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 24, 2018 12:18 PM (hU1Cj)

375 365. Nope. Historians Duran Duran covered the matter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 12:18 PM (fA1SL)

376 Mo-gan Freeman.Only guilty man in Shawshank.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 12:19 PM (rtvho)

377 Melania is rather Orchid- like... the Mooch... maybe Orca- like...

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 12:19 PM (zSVEm)

378 373


Eight women have accused famed actor Morgan Freeman of harassment and inappropriate behavior....





Being a leader of the resistance is all fun and games until somebody puts your nuts in a vice.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2018 12:18 PM (10vO4)


Ow my balls.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman's Deep Sonorous Voice at May 24, 2018 12:19 PM (ymnmz)

379 361 Or we call the "filled-up part with bodies" a "wall," and bob's your uncle.

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (Bdeb0)

Or melt their bodies with acid, mix it into concrete, and use those bricks to build the wall.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2018 12:19 PM (WDCYi)

380 The Horde is rather bloody minded today... must be all the koumis...

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 12:20 PM (zSVEm)

381 361 & 379.
Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

* spits *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 24, 2018 12:21 PM (fA1SL)

382 I iz de smarterest!!
https://tinyurl.com/y83hcoap
You raciss if no belief.

Posted by: Barak Obama at May 24, 2018 12:21 PM (pw+jk)

383
Ranchers learned to leave the corpses where they are.


Outraged SJW activist: "What do you call that?"

Nonplussed rancher: "A happy ending."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2018 12:21 PM (pNxlR)

384 "Rio Carne," the man whispered.
"Five thousand U.S." came the hushed reply. "First you pay, then I spray you with release."
"Has it worked before?"
"Sometimes." The coyote sucked his teeth. "Sometimes not. The grandes, the big ones, they get stuck fast. But they die slower."
"I only have three thousand."
The man shrugged again. "Then I will only spray your shoes and hands, and you must pray. Hard."

Posted by: Zod at May 24, 2018 12:21 PM (Bdeb0)

385 Morgan Freeman tweeted: "Trump's residency is the biggest political scandal in our world's history.


---

Damn. The entire history of the f*cking world? And he is cast as such a wise, intelligent man.

He's a pretty good actor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 12:21 PM (VgKNm)

386 SCHMAAT MEELITARY BLOGUE

NOBODY KNOW GENERAL QUESADA


EES TO LAUGH NO


Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 12:21 PM (rtvho)

387 If I want deep sonorous black male voices.... I always go with James Earl Jones... nicely scandal free as a bonus...
Posted by: kraken
-----------

We have the meat!

Posted by: Ving Rhames at May 24, 2018 12:22 PM (NL+DJ)

388 Shot:

Nancy Pelosi on Kim Jong Un: "He must be having a giggle fit there in Pyongyang."

Chaser:

Jeff Goldman
@TheJeffGoldman
Voters love it when politicians side with foreign despots.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2018 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

389 >>Nope. Historians Duran Duran covered the matter.


They actually joined the Expedition in Bogata and went on to discover Rio Dejaneiro.


South American History is really rather interesting.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:22 PM (w9Al4)

390 Publix didn't censor the cake thing. Some stupid cake decorator that only knows what she sees on Pornhub did it.

Cum laude to her means screaming

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 24, 2018 12:22 PM (ZlDZG)

391 I'm thinking the fence should be about a mile inside Mexico. Fu*k 'em. Why should we give up any territory for the fence?
And when they raise such a stink about it, we compromise and move it back to 1/2 mile.
We're reasonable.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2018 12:22 PM (neVEe)

392 o/~ What makes the wall grow? Blood, Blood, Blood o/~

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2018 12:22 PM (WDCYi)

393 Or melt their bodies with acid, mix it into concrete, and use those bricks to build the wall.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2018 12:19 PM (WDCYi)

..

Unfortunately organics interfere with the set of concrete.

In fact, ready-mix drivers sometimes keep a five pound bag of sugar in the truck--if they get stuck somewhere, they can throw it in the back and mix it in, and the concrete will never set.

You have to throw the concrete away then but it saves the truck.

Yes, I regularly ruin conversations at parties too.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 24, 2018 12:22 PM (yL25O)

394 Those that criticise Trump should shut up an learn"

Or just read the damn book.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2018 12:23 PM (7LY+6)

395 358 If I want deep sonorous black male voices.... I always go with James Earl Jones... nicely scandal free as a bonus...
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (zSVEm)


He is also a self confessed conservative and pro 2nd. Leftards think they are entitled to free sex and gropes. Wonder where they get that idea.

Posted by: maddogg at May 24, 2018 12:23 PM (o2MD2)

396 NOBODY KNOW GENERAL QUESADA



Of course we do. He was in charge of art direction at Marvel for a while.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2018 12:23 PM (fuK7c)

397 Mogan David > Mo-gan Freeman

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2018 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)

398 >>In his scathing attacks, Mr Freeman accused President Trump of being a "political dummy" and "moron" who bought North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's promise of denuclearization.



Sweet, fancy Moses on toast --- this guy made a propaganda video selling the freakin' Obama IRAN DEAL that gave them $140 billion for their nukes program and US protection from anyone who might try to stop them (Israel).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2018 12:24 PM (W+vEI)

399 In fact, ready-mix drivers sometimes keep a five pound bag of sugar in
the truck--if they get stuck somewhere, they can throw it in the back
and mix it in, and the concrete will never set.



You have to throw the concrete away then but it saves the truck.


---

Throw the concrete away OR use it in a new, innovative bridge building design!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 12:25 PM (VgKNm)

400 Lunch today?


Hmmm..General Tso's Quesadillas?

Posted by: Miklos, out of chopstix at May 24, 2018 12:25 PM (zCyNd)

401 #himtoo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:12 PM (NL+DJ)

----

Ya know.... apropos of nothing.

But .... some of us old bastards dont pronounce the crosshatch as "hashtag"..... but rather "pound".

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2018 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

402 Spy in the house of NOOD.

Posted by: Axeman at May 24, 2018 12:25 PM (vDqXW)

403 I have decided to live my life as a gay black man.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at May 24, 2018 12:26 PM (pw+jk)

404 Leftards think they are entitled to free sex and gropes. Wonder where they get that idea.
Posted by: maddogg

The 60's

Posted by: wrg500 at May 24, 2018 12:26 PM (Bdeb0)

405
Throw the concrete away OR use it in a new, innovative bridge building design!


It'll collapse like a soufflé, but check out or trophy cases full of major awards!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2018 12:27 PM (pNxlR)

406 Yes, I regularly ruin conversations at parties too.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 24, 2018 12:22 PM (yL25O)

Honestly, I've always wondered about cement trucks. Good to know!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 24, 2018 12:27 PM (hU1Cj)

407 In fact, ready-mix drivers sometimes keep a five pound bag of sugar in the truck--if they get stuck somewhere, they can throw it in the back and mix it in, and the concrete will never set.

You have to throw the concrete away then but it saves the truck.

Yes, I regularly ruin conversations at parties too.
Posted by: TexasDan
-----------
The tards at Myth Busters found a solution:
http://tinyurl.com/n6g947y

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:28 PM (NL+DJ)

408 If I want deep sonorous black male voices.... I always go with James Earl Jones... nicely scandal free as a bonus...
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (zSVEm)

Didn't he start the People's Temple in Guyana? Hardly scandal free.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 24, 2018 12:29 PM (/qEW2)

409 I continue to be shocked by how the people in an industry that is crass and vulgar are crass and vulgar.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 24, 2018 12:29 PM (ZLlh9)

410 Trump should have a 24/7/365 camera installed on the border like Jug Ears did with the oil spill. Daddy, have you plugged the hole yet?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 24, 2018 12:30 PM (mQ0Mc)

411 Double ought noods.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 12:30 PM (VgKNm)

412 [|i]

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 24, 2018 12:30 PM (ZLlh9)

413 Shh... Don't tell anybody.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 24, 2018 12:30 PM (VgKNm)

414 That right there's a good'ern, Texas Dan.

I have to say, both my old-school concrete yards have had an old hopper or town settin out back, from a tipover or a street collapse.

Guess they did not know. "Yankees."


One lump of cat shit will spoil a whole floor, but, it does set up.

That half-a-billion bridge across the Maumee? Five guys died building it?

Italian crane, German how-to manual, nobody could read it -- that one?

That wasn't cat shit. It was vagrants.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 12:31 PM (rtvho)

415 We just need the national will to secure it.

========
national will = fewer Democrats/RINOS/Traitors.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 24, 2018 12:31 PM (HAMha)

416 So now we can see Democrats praising Whoa Fat? They just don't get this whole "negotiation" thing, do they? Plus the fact that their hatred is basically unhinging them is a lovely plus.

Kim is playing a negotiating game; Trump knows this game, and is playing too. They'll be back at the table. This is a stage.

About the border: there will be no freaking pulling back. One of the things that made me take a chance on Trump was his promise to build a wall and increase border control in general. I enjoy his other successes and consider his presidency great so far, but I won't call it a success until we see progress on the border.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 24, 2018 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

417 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 24, 2018 12:34 PM (72PAC)

418 408
If I want deep sonorous black male voices.... I always go with James Earl Jones... nicely scandal free as a bonus...

Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2018 12:16 PM (zSVEm)



Didn't he start the People's Temple in Guyana? Hardly scandal free.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 24, 2018 12:29 PM (/qEW2)

That was Fulsa Doom in Conan the Barbarian

Posted by: Morgan Freeman's Deep Sonorous Voice at May 24, 2018 12:39 PM (ymnmz)

419 If there were a subconscious mind, how could one ever know of its existence?
Martial Arts. People trained in a real martial art - when in a fight situation - react too quickly for the conscious mind to even follow what is happening in the fight; everything goes black and the person has no conscious clue of what happened in the fight. In Karate this state is known as Mushin - in Judo and Aikido we call it "going subconscious".

Posted by: An Observation at May 24, 2018 01:08 PM (Kua8E)

420 I seized ze crown of Cimmeria Summa Crom Laude.

Posted by: King Conan at May 24, 2018 01:17 PM (e1mEI)

421 Kim won this round and he still gets to keep our US Navy sip the USS Pueblo

Posted by: Harry at May 24, 2018 01:59 PM (b7NAj)

422 At this rate the only way he will get the Nkbrl Peace Prize is if he resigns

Posted by: Harry at May 24, 2018 02:00 PM (b7NAj)

423 Kim won this round and he still gets to keep our US Navy sip the USS Pueblo


Posted by: Harry at May 24, 2018 01:59 PM (b7NAj)
**********************
Not so fast...

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2018 06:54 PM (PvFoN)

424 "After all, it had a fine template to compare it to....Chamberlain and Nazi Germany."

Or how about just compare it Carter and Iran?

Posted by: GWB at May 24, 2018 07:09 PM (8ZjrA)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
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